Do Go On - 45 - The Bermuda Triangle

Episode Date: August 31, 2016

The mysterious Bermuda Triangle, you've heard of it but what is it's deal? Matt tries to explain but he'd been out drinking all day at a charity auction and quite frankly does a pretty shit house job... Twitter: @DoGoOnPodInstagram: @DoGoOnPodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/DoGoOnPod/Email us: [e-mail] the show and get rewards like bonus episodes:www.patreon.com/DoGoOnPod  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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June 2022 and May 2023. Potential savings will vary. Discount is not available in our safe and situations. Hello, welcome to do go on you are listening to my voice and that is the voice of Dave Warnakie. I'm gonna welcome in another voice and that is Jess Perkins voice. This is the voice of Jess Perkins. Are we going to be joined by... we're gonna be what, a barbershop trio, with Matt Stewart's voice over the top. This is the voice of Jess Perkins. Oh, he's fucked already.

Wait, what, what do I do? Nothing, nothing, it's fine, Matt. Good job. Oh, well, this is bullshit. You guys are going up on me all the time. Yes, we do. We're doing the first minute, we're getting up on you. No. It's your turn, too. You're going to be doing the talkie talkie. I've been drinking alcohol before in my life,

but never before doing a report. That's not true. Oh, that can't be true. Oh, you've definitely had beers. That can't be true. Oh, you've definitely had beers. It seems to be every six. When somebody else is doing like that. Yeah, no, that's right.

Never my own. Never your own. Okay. It's every second week now that you tick off a new first for drinking. I've never, never drunk a skateboarded before. Well, Dave ticked off a new first tonight as well. And he had his first blood nose. Yeah, his nose was bleeding. As he can't, he entered the podcasting studio

going, I've got a problem, guys. And we were like, finally, he's gonna talk to us about his gambling problem. Yeah, no way, I'm gonna win. Yeah, blood red, I'm putting it all on red tomorrow. Chai, she lost, there's all right. Those losses got to pay for themselves. What does that doesn't mean anything?

It's not a good gambler. Good luck, get it. That's the problem, man. I'll get it. Hit me. No, I'll get it. That's where the blood knows. Yeah, no, I said that to the wrong person.

Yeah. And it was bleeding all over the place. Love that. That sounds pretty good. I'll blame my lesson. I'll be drinking a sugar-free energy drink and it's gross. It's so bad. Bring me the sugar-bash.

Why did you order the non-sugar-free version? Well, I thought I was going to be good about it because I've been drinking all the sugary beers. That said, I've been going through a real diet coke phase lately. I love it. Do you? Do you like soft drink? Yeah.

I don't drink soft drink very much I don't know either. I normally don't drink energy drinks But because I've been drinking for the last 10 hours. I thought it was a good idea. 10 hours man You should not be doing it. I'm sorry 11 and a half hours All right my my grandfather it's 11.30 in the morning you started midnight My grandfather didn't didn't drink didn't smoke You know would would put a little bit of money on the horses every now and then, but I really had nothing, but he... Hit the heroin heart.

But he loved soft drink. Love dead, and my dad is the same, like he really likes soft drink. But I love it, but I don't drink a lot of it. I don't need it. Yeah, this is a Santa like an ad. That's not like an addiction. No, no, no, I actually don't drink all that much. Yeah, it's like a bug. Give it away any time. I have it. I'll have like a little bit. I do like a mouthful. The other one like a little budge on the bubbles. So how do you buy it? Because obviously you have to buy it in a 600 mil or 390 mil, I guess, at the smallest. No, you know what's great now? The smaller cans.

And do you drink that whole can or do you throw it away? I still have the whole can but I'd spread that. You know what's great now? The smaller cans. Which is I've never seen a small okay. Yeah I've seen the like almost that size that you've got there. Okay. Energy size cans. Energy size little smaller cans. You got two Fiddy. Yeah. Okay. It's good. And you just like the little bubbles.

I love bubbles. I'm the... Makes you mouthful. I think that's why I don't like soft drinks because I don't really like bubbles. There you go. Because you're a suffocates. It's too small for bubbles. You can't handle more than one bubble.

How too many bubbles? Maximum bubbles. What about sparkling water? No, don't like that. I hate it. I was about to suggest sparkling water to you. Much prefer the bubbles without any of the... Yeah, no.

I have had sparkling water fairly recently and it wasn't. I was like, hmm, maybe I'm coming right. But you know what, I probably just, the most of the time I just drink water. Yeah, water. Water is so refreshing. A lot of coffee. Hey, good tea, what's your tea?

I'm a peppermint girl, I'm a herbal tea girl. Peppermint's my number two. What's your number one? El Grey get out milk. I won't sorry, please of course. Oh Tea drinker. No, I don't really drink hot drinks. I don't drink coffee or tea fair enough Dave doesn't ever put anything in his body I am that's why he weighs 52. I abstain from everything. Liquid foods. Oh no, he doesn't, yeah, he won't even put bubbles in his body. No. No. It's on a bubble for a dime. I'll put one in.

One bubble. That's what I call him bubble boy. Well, they do. Do they? That's a weird coincidence. I didn't know that. I'd just said a thing. Good guess.

They made no sense at all, and it turned out to be a true fact. Often the way with you mask, often the way. Let's hope he does that some more in his report. Yes, is turned out to be a true fan. Often the way with you math often the way. Let's hope he does that some more in his report. Yes, is it going to be a drink based alcohol? Sure it should have been. No, it's not. It's a great topic and... Oh, so you're going to do someone just to say, I imagine it's a hat topic.

It's a word, it's I'm a hat man. No, I'm going to call this episode, Matt Stewart butchers the classics. Okay, I like it. Put a hat man. Now I'm gonna call this episode Matt Stewart butchers the classics Yeah, it's a great topic actually it's been suggested by multiples multiples of Pete are human people oh Um, do you want me to give you the question because that's how we start the episode? Yes, plus plus it's probably better if you explain it.

Do that make sense? Plus, plus start with the question. Well, we just see each taking intents to do a report. Matt is up after 11 hours of drinking, he's going to start it with a question to get us on topic, just and I will have a go at answering it. It's like just looking at the table in front of me is pretty depressing.

It's just empty. Yeah. Looking at the table in front of you is actually pretty impossible because your eyes, eyes are just completely gone. Why is everything so blurry? Oh, I can't read. Alright, and I've written a lot of this report in the last 11 and a half hours, so that, anyway, look, enough of the excuses, let's get into it.

Let's do it. My question to you is, what is the most sinister shape of all? Ha ha ha, a triangle. Close. Square. Sinister. The triangle bits right.

Diamond. So kind of triangle. The Muda Triangle. Hey. Oh. When I said triangle, I thought Illuminati, So I'm kind of triangle. The Muda Triangle! Oh! Because when I said triangle, I thought Illuminati because I know that has been suggested. The Muda Triangle. The Muda Triangle. It's also been suggested.

Oh! This one was suggested by Emma on the Twitter's and also Bradley Teesdale on the Facebook's to the key Sock Meds. on the Twitter's and also Bradley Teesdale on the Facebook's. Thank you Bradley. The key Sock Mads. Thank you. Sock Mad is what nobody calls social media. Oh gotcha. Or fuckheads call social media.

There we go. I call social media. So Emma and Bradley. Emma and Bradley are the. Thank you. What's the thankful? Yeah. But me and Triangle nice.

It's a great topic and I'm so sorry guys. I've, I've really, as sometimes I do, I've learnt heavily on one source in particular, the history.com, but also. Slash, Pimita, triangle. Few others. Yeah, I also obviously visited the triangle. Yeah, I took a tiny plane out there.

Nothing could possibly go wrong. Well, you must. Yeah. Oh, you must. I took a little plane out there. Nothing could possibly go wrong. Well you must. Yeah. Oh you must. I took a little playing out there, one of those of Wright brothers' star ones on a stormy night. Oh good. It should be said that all our topics if they are based in other countries, we do make sure we visit them. We visit them. We're not monsters. No, come on. If they're based in Australia, we will not. Of course, I will not leave the house for anything less than an overseas jaunt. Jaunt. Do you guys know what the three points of the Bermuda Triangle are?

Yeah, obviously. Bermuda. Yes. Try. Florida. Yes. An angle. Oh, I hope something like Dominic or something like that. What do I think? Hang on, Dave was answering the question genuinely, and I hope something like Dominic or something like that. What do I recall? Puerto Rico hang on. I'm not day presenting the question genuinely. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Yeah, the points are friendship Good. That would have been really as one of what else you got friendship loyalty and Puerto Rico Yeah, that's how I live my life. I'm a mutist style Yeah, that's how I live my life. Yeah, but Muda style.

Do you know anything about the Muda? All I know is that at SeaWorld on the Gold Coast, there was a Muda triangle themed ride that's been there since about 1997. So if it's still there, it will be maybe it's a dream world. It's one of the. I'll be sealed out for our overseas listeners. On the Gold Coast in Queensland we have some really really shit theme parks. They're not too bad. They're pretty shit. What do we go? We got the triangle. We got the triangle. We got Puerto Rico. We've got a sea world. A sea world. We've got a wet and wild. Wet and wild. Dream world.

Water Brothers movie world dream world that by itself Yeah, it's not part of the three-pack super-past dream world also comes with Another one like it has own it's own wet thing like rapids or something I mean I think if you're gonna do a same park. I'm up for wet ones I want to move you I want to move you world last year. I like movie world because I have the stunt cars. I saw the show. It's pretty good.

The Scooby Doo ride is fun. Yes, I wanted that about 9 times because the other two big rides, the Superman ride and the Batman ride were both out of action. Which come on. The Batman ride and the Batman ride were both out of action. Oh yeah. Which come on. And you run it all too scary. The Batman ride, new Batman. Yeah, it was, they were building Arkham a sign. That's right. Superman, on the other one, the Green Lantern ride was also out of action.

Yeah, because it like froze and somebody nearly fell out. Yeah. And you don't want to get on that one anyway. Well, but every time we get in a roller coaster I figure you're taking a risk. It's part of the fun. There you are, here's the thing that I may have mentioned this before. But I really love roller coasters. But my stomach does not.

Oh. I get really sick on rollercoasters, so I just don't bother going on them. So I'm that person at theme parks, he's like holding the bag. Oh, you're the bag lady. I hate it. Which is the nickname that we gave my mom,

because she would never go on a theme park. Like I went on Space Mountain when I was in Disneyland in Paris, and I was like, this is the best. I had the best time and then I felt sick for like two hours. Oh no. Like really unwell. It sucks. It does say, because I really like, I like those ones a lot.

I like the fast forwards ones. I'm sure we talked about this back in the... I'm sure we have. Disney Land. Yeah. So it's the spinny ones that get me. I love the fast forwards or up and down. I love Disney Land. Yeah. So, but it's the spinny ones that get me. I love the fast forwards or up and down. Yeah. They're the ones I'm into. Spinny, spinny, spinny. We went on a ride together at the Royal Melbourne show. Oh, the Royal Melbourne show.

Now, speaking of shit theme parks. Yeah, that's not one of them. It's great. Sorry. So where the city meets the country? No, the country meets the city either all I want to say that in Melbourne at home town There's a there's a show and then and it started because Farmers used to bring they wanted to put their cows on display Yeah, so there's lots of like animals on display, which is weird and then there's like a wood chopping competition I used to love that yeah, the wood chopping is pretty cool Like yeah, like have suddenly they're like 20 feet in the air and they got those and it's with all those shitty like the clown mouths and all those kind of carnivores Gays and show bags and terrible rides. It's the best

It's the best of us. Yeah Anyway, Bermuda trying we got lost the Bermuda triangle of theme park. How does we get lost there? I talked about the Bermuda triangle ride of dream world. I'll see world. I think it is he world now think about that Yeah I'm about to try and go. No, it's got that mysterious Sheik about it sheik is that the word we're going for very chic Okay, try chic. Okay, did you not come across the word chic in your report strange because uh you weren't reporting properly if you didn't um well I mean I've already told you I wasn't reporting properly hmm and I I mean I'm saying two of you right now

but um and it feels like I've just got off a really dodgy ride what's the one that spins around around gravatron gravatron just jumped off the gravatron won't get me on that. Oh no, no. There's another name for the Bimita triangle, you wanna know that? Gravichron. Devils triangle. Don't like it as much.

It's more sinister. I mean Bimita's just one point in the triangle. But it's probably the top two most exotic places on the triangle. Yeah, Puerto Rico. Florida. Miami-Kate. Probably the top two most exotic places on the triangle My Amy Kees Florida is pretty cool. That's not very exotic though And it's not very I would say and I want to say exactly. I mean also not very mysterious Sorry Florida. Do you Florida is quite a safe place where old people retire of sign-file? Certainly correct. Okay. Well, to our Florida listeners. I'm so sorry for Dave's shitting all over your beautiful town. Our Florida is a state.

Of mind. Absolutely saved it. I will give you full credit for that, Jess. I'll give it to her as well. And the capital, Tallahassee. Tallahassee. There you go. I would not have guessed that.

No. And the Orlando Magic and the Miami Header, the two NBA teams. Tell the Hassee does not get a look in. And the Miami Dolphins are the other sports team. So Bermuda Triangle. Yeah, great. So away from sport, play please Matthew. Everything I know about America is sports teams. Cool. So the three points of the triangle might be a bit more of a border echo. Loyalty. Between these three points we haven't really

talked about it yet. What's my third one? Puerto Rico. Between these three points, dozens of ships and aeroplanes have disappeared. Black hole. They go, solved it. Some of these. Oh, there's a really nice island in the middle and they always get there and go, fuck this is nice. This is so easy. That's good.

Alright, we've gone early, but yeah, I was gonna ask you, if you could explain it for me. That's my theory. This is one of those tedious ones where there's no clear explanation. There are just some things that just still not been explained. A bunch of the accidents have never been explained. I'll end in the middle. But I'll end in the middle.

Lost to River Lantis. Lost to me. Oh, that is a theory. Oh my. Correct one. A correct theory. Yeah. It can't be a theory. Correct one. Correct theory. It can't be a theory if it's correct. What you meant to say there was that is the truth.

Okay, that is a truth. Thank you for listening everybody. That was efficient. That's the truth. That's the truth. That's the truth. Atlantis truth. That's the truth about Atlantis.

Too long a hashtag. You're not good at hashtags. Jess, here's something that might really get you a goat. I don't know, you've got to go with you today. Some boats and planes have seemingly finished during good weather. Get the fuck out. I'm not gonna.

Because I certainly assumed that it was only during a storm, but now you're telling me do the dream good or whether the ship's going missing. Well, hi, never. Picture this, sunshine in the sky. Beautiful. Um, calmness. You can feel the rays on me. In the waters.

Calmness in the waters. Uh. That's how I like my waters. I feel it in my calm waters. Calmness in the waters. That's how like my waters. I feel it in my calm waters and then you got like maybe like you know, I want a richy playing on the road. Oh, what song? Oh, what? No, it's an easy on a Sunday morning. Yeah, that's not thinking. Is it a Sunday morning? I don't know. That's probably the most

uneasy thing about it. It was the Sunday afternoon. Oh, see? You're asking for trouble. You're asking for trouble. It's on the radio. You're not playing it. The DJ has wished death upon you. Yeah. But some of these, some of these, the heikles,

aeroplanes, the vehicles, Bodermag boats. How many cars have disappeared though? Yeah. Is it, of cars 100%? How many sigways? How many sigways have disappeared in? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,, and one, and two. Stop you right there. Because you are correct. All right. Look at the idiot.

I'm so sorry. Yeah, that's you now, don't you think? I didn't have the good ones. That's a wonderful one. I think not in the world. I'm really not. But apart from good weather, a lot of these mysterious ones, they disappeared without even giving a May day,

or a Peter Andre. Made a mysterious girl. Whoa! Mysterious girl. That had like a Caribbean vibe about that. Yeah, it did. Yeah. If you're in Strife, right?

You're going to send a Mayday. You're going to send a Peter Andre. Or you're going to send a cold play. Cold play. Great. I was was gonna try and think of something better but you bowed me out with that you know weakish there are plenty of theories as to why that wasn't an edit point that was just meant bailing mid-sentence he's going to be mean there are plenty of

theories that's why these disappearances occurred but none have been anywhere near proven without doubt. A lot of them, like these days people think that it is just, you know, it's just another patch of ocean and back in the olden days things happened everywhere and it was sort of, I've probably burst that bubble too early. I'm gonna bail on that. Okay. So anyway, a lot of things are disappearing. And still no. And like over a long, like has it been going for hundreds of years, or do this thing happen like ten years?

I mean, the disappearances have been happening for a long time, but it didn't really hit popular culture until the last, until the 20th century really. Oh, doesn't it hurt people? Still? Not really anymore, I don't think. Hmm. Because playing Swipe through there every day, multiple multiple play. It's a huge patch of ocean.

Yeah. If you want to go anywhere around South America, you got to go through it. You probably don't. And you know, I was about to say like it would deter me, but then then I realized I wouldn't I didn't know where it was until you said I would have had no idea I may have flown over there I have no idea if I have okay you've traveled congratulations because how how how how many square miles of ocean do you think this already this all's steamroll so many of my guys. Oh, this already... All I have was Pitbull, was that good?

Matt wouldn't have got that reference even if he'd heard us. Because he's 112? Yeah, you're way too old for Pitbull. Pitbull. Pitbull's like 60 years old. You weirdo. Pitbull is an absolute anomaly. He should not be famous.

He should not sell millions of records somehow people listen to him he looks like a pit bull it's one of the unerunnig things about him if you look like a jack Russell that would be already how many how many square miles of ocean i'm thinking three i think more like like two million square miles. Five hundred thousand square miles. Because it's always way more than anything. That's a lot. That's a lot of square miles. I was closer than Dave though. According to history.com my favorite. You were closer. Well because you said three. Yeah well if we were over shot. Yeah we were prices right you would have won with that.

Yeah so that's what I'm saying. what everything you when you if you watch prices right so the rule is you make a bid and it's closest without going over So it's all gonna be like $1 yeah, and then someone next to them will go $2 No, no, I'm guessing goes $1 the next person goes they're like, hmm well, it's a ride on mower $2 million dollars Dian not again! Fucking Diane! Why do we let her on? Fuck your daughter!

I always call her a seat! $1 and 1 cent Ooh! $1 and Diane's sense Which is zero Zero It's a $1 She's got no sense

It's Diane saying that She first was up with that I am Diane And I have no sense fucking Diane Drew carry on who host the US Hello, I'm Diane Diane come on down that's me I'm Diane

The whole audience is so funny like It's always her The whole audience is so funny, they're like, FAAA It's always her! She must be married to the producer or something She's not, she's just very lucky You know on those superhero things, like in the movies or whatever When one of the characters is going really fast But the way they show the fastness is by everything else going slowly. Is that what's happening to you right now?

That's what I feel like. I feel like I'm just walking you like. Wait no hang on. You're going fast or slow? No I'm going slow and you guys seem to be going fast. What does that mean? It means that you're drunk. Okay, that adds up. So apparently when Christopher Columbus ever heard of that man, they tell me about him. Christopher Columbus, first you're appearing to establish lasting contact with the Americas. You are incredibly smart. He's incredibly knowledgeable.

It's not the same thing. Oh, I don't have street smarts and I cannot cook, so- What would you say I am? Street smart and good cook. But not knowledgeable. I mean, knowledge. I'll take street smarts, I'll take that. Honestly- I do have street smarts.

The days of it being impressive that you know stuff are because everybody has everyone's got it. Okay, Siri Tell me how important is Dave Those are fucking see what I mean Siri knows she got me there Siri Siri Hey Siri Siri Hey Siri. Siri. Hey Siri. Hello. Okay. Can you please tell me? I'll ask you a question. Can you please tell me who Christopher Columbus is?

Here is what I found. Can you read that for me? I'm alone. No, I'm talking to the other Siri. Then who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Who? Me? Yes you. Could and be. Siri, look I'll be honest you've let me down a little bit here. Now, right. Yeah, people who can retain their lets are still somewhat valuable. She just said who me again. Remember when he said that he didn't need to know things like that because of Siri? I mean, I feel in pretty smug right now. I hate Siri right now, but Siri is gonna end up killing us all.

Did I actually, I've met the woman who voices Siri? I met her, she was on my radio show. What is that? Her name's Karen. Karen is Siri. Are you absolutely shooting us? I'm not shooting you. Don't absolutely, shit is on the show. She's on absolutely shit. She's only a computer program that just reads no

It's a woman. She's just simulates. Oh my god. That is pretty embarrassing that Dave Didn't have that bit of knowledge. He said that isn't about anything. Can you tell us a bit about her? She just it was for like she was the voice of a lot of GPS's that she when she speaks can you tell that it's her? No, not really that she put on a voice for it. Hello, I am your... Well, you've got to think about like how they've just recorded words at the sequence. Was it a final or was it a...? No, she was in the studio. So what is she like? Oh, she promoted. She's like a 30-year-old? No, she'd be older. I'm old, she's... 32. And she sings. She's a singer a singer when she sings She sounds like Siri. No

Who me? Hey me don't be ridiculous Dave. Don't be so disrespectful to her art. I know you hate art Do you hate art Dave? I love art I love that Love that I love anyway Matt do go on. Oh, man. I feel I'm feeling a bit. Anyway, Matt, do go on. Oh man, I feel a little bit. No, you're fine. Alright.

You're a fuckhead. Just keep going with your dumb little report. What about Christopher Columbus? That's what we're up to. Yes, Christopher Columbus, he at the time when he first voyaged through the waters of the new world. The calm waters? Will they calm? when he first voyage through the waters of the new world. He reported... The calm waters?

Will they calm? Oh, some days they were. Can we get a bucket? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Do you really need the bin? Matthew. You'll never lose, man. This is the second time we've had to get the bin for. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought if I've ever soed in, and Matt's had the bucket called him for the second time. Let me just check the scoreboard, that's two for Matt.

None for Jess and still none for Dave. Interesting. Two bucket calls. You're also supposed to be the responsible adult of the group. Yeah, sure. You're supposed to be out. You're not true. You're supposed to be out, Dad. You're out, Dad.

Why, how is that? Dad. I don't see it. I would have thought, if I was going to assign the most, what is the thing you said is? Dad. What? The most responsible.

I don't even know. I would say the most responsible of this group is Dave big time number two is Jess And I'm by far the biggest fuckhead of this trio. What do you think? 100% backing that I'm I would say I'm the moral heart But I'm also the only The moral heart when you drunk on every episode wait What's moral? Oh, so the- Surely disagree. He the moral heart when you drunk on every episode. Wait, what is moral's coming of that? I think Dave is probably the heart and soul of this group.

No, Dave couldn't even fuck about anything. He doesn't care about stuff. See, does, in his own way he does. In his own way. He's a Nazi. It cares about them, though, doesn't he? Not a Nazi, and I do not sympathize with Nazis do we have to keep talking about I mean we're not we're not the ones who said Hitler wasn't that bad

Yeah, you did say that no If we go back to the tape at the time you said Hitler wasn't that bad? I didn't know how bad he was going to be he wasn't that bad yet you said On the world stage, probably as a human being, he had bad thoughts. That would be all, don't we? Hey, I can sympathise with that Hitler. You know, just as buddy said, that's way worse than anything I ever said. Can we talk about her?

Dave, Dave, Dave. Young Nazi boy. Let it go. Let it go, champ. I know. Move on. Let it go champ. Oh, oh, no. I'm never gonna own it. I don't know. I'm gonna ask for a third time for you to say what we were talking about Christopher Columbus. Right. So he said and it was recorded that in one of his first journeys out into those new waters. first journey's out into those new waters. Just remember we got the bucket for him.

We've got a bin feeder for a bin. You see they're reading looking in pain. And I'm enjoying it a lot. Well anyway, Christopher Columbus reported that he saw a great flame of fire that is now thought to have been a meteor as he sailed through the Bimida Tron. That's actually just Johnny Cash. Burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn,

He also wrote about erratic compass readings when he was traveling through that space. Oh. And this is obviously years and years ago, seven or eight. Many years ago. And it's now thought that that was possibly because one part of the Bermuda Trangle is one of the few places on Earth where true North and magnetic North line up is one of the few places on earth where true North and magnetic North line up or at that time it did. So it freaks out. Yeah. It's old school styles of compass. I 100% don't know what that means.

I don't understand that at all. Yeah. But that's a thing. Let's move forward with no follow up questions then. Okay. In a, did you know top section of the website? It also said that after gaining widespread fame as the first person to sell solo around the globe, Joshua slow-come.

So he did go on. You had to go right around the world too. Just get off. Dave. That's not where you were going, was it, yeah? Oh, yeah, come on. I just mentioned it coming out really slowly. That's way more graphic.

Yeah, it's really graphic. Oh, there it is. Get the bucket. So he disappeared on a note or not. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I it is. Oh, get the bucket. So he disappeared on a non-tuno, non-forage.

Slow-come. From last has been you to South America. And it's not clearly what happened. But sources later. What ever happened to slow-come, you know? We're all asking. Sources later thought that his death was somehow because of the Bemeater Triangle.

Oh, but he disappeared in that area. Yeah. In 1909, but the Bemeater Triangle wasn't even thought of as a thing then. Oh, so retroactively like that? Retroactively, yeah. Columbus and Slow-come were retroactively squeezing to the triangle.

To the best. To the biggest and the Two of the best. Two of the biggest and the broads and the best. Another interesting point that they talked about was how William Shakespeare. They're gonna say, Shatner. Me too. William Shatner. Oh, I'm so disappointed.

I am Shakespeare, whatever. No, Shakespeare's play the Tempest. You guys are scared of tarps. Yes, the Tempest is like a big wind Big stormy wind yeah, we've all had a big wind After some spicy food That's a classic poo and The tempest out of my bottom. This is the worst. I just want this episode to be over so I can get it out

of here. I mean I'm still drinking an energy drink. Go on, you shouldn't drink that if you're going to vomit. No, while you're going to mention the tempest, I am suitably my ears are pricked. Well apparently it was possibly based on a real life of Mutashipwreck. And that thought to be that shipwreck was supposedly based on a true story. And that true story was supposedly based in the Bermuda Triangle.

Oh, it's all very complicated. Yeah, much like the plot of a Shakespeare play Good point Did you guys you guys didn't study the tempest? I didn't know I did I have read the I did a first year literature. What did you? Assignment on it without I remember bits and pieces But it was one of the first things that I got a good mark on without fully reading or I became very good at that as you can see now

Doing this report that I've ever actually Visiting the three I've only visited two of the points of the triangle. Oh, which one of you not? Florida you're a piece of that in North America actually no, I haven't been to any of the three. That's a point. When did you think you had been? I've been in Nando's. Is that involved? Something.

Nando's is a South African founded restaurant that serves Portuguese for years. So far away from Puerto Rico. But the purse out. She geese. So far away from Puerto Rico. But the purse out. But the purse. I'm also been to, what are the other ones? Bermuda.

Bermuda, I've been to. I've used to really like the Beach Boys song, Coco Moe. Bermuda, Bermuda, Kamana, Bermuda. Mmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-o. Slow-come-o. And what about Florida? You've been to Florida. But I've never been to me. Now I've never been to... I don't think I've ever been in Florida. Oh my god.

This is the worst. But do you remember what happens in me? In the tempis, people crash on to the... Yeah, there's a crash and then there's like a fairy elf, some sort of an esp. Can we try and... Yes, spring. There's like some sort of a little elk.

No, that's a deer. There's a little... Imp. Imp. There's an imp. What else about the temple, you know? What's written by Shaka Spear, eh? William Shatton. Most weight loss programs are short term fixes, but managing your weight needs a long term

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Looks so coming guy Columbus said his instruments went weird once that may have been in that area. Yeah, probably was though Yeah, there's no way of knowing because these instruments were so weird. He didn't know where he was It's just it's it's funny that you, and that's over like a lot of years, I was going to say thousands. It is thousands I guess, but it's just going, yeah, I mean you got a handful of examples over a few thousand years. This guy called Barry at the General Store said it was true, so that's part of the evidence I'm going to do.

I mean I'd never, I'd never know Barry to lie. Yeah, have you known him to lie, Barb? Barb! She says now. Yeah, have you known him to lie Bob? Bob She says now. Yeah, it doesn't want to be on camera though. Bob would also never lie. Yeah, would you Bob? No again? says no Love you Bob. Love you Bob. Oh She says I was a question again. Fuck off Bob back back to bed It's late. We I really shouldn't be on camera at 1.30 a.m.

Would you want you tell me you want me to put the camera away? Oh, Bob. You're really not the woman I married. I'm so confused. I'm disappointed in every single way. Wow! What a tapestry. All right. Well, off to bed. I pop. Thanks, Bob. Not Bob. I don't know who I am in this. water tapestry alright well off to bed a pop like spout night bulb I know I don't know who I am in this the camera man you're the narrator your Calibans I don't know who you made money you're allowed to laugh you

don't know what's happening I don't want to listen to this ever we have to I don't want to listen to this ever. We have to. I don't want to. You're going to hate it. This is going to be the worst. One of the most infamous tragedies occurred in 1918. Oh. William Shatner's birth.

No, he's not that old. He would have been born in the 40s, I reckon. Oh, 1918. Oh, not in 18, that's right. William Shatner, senior. Yes. Bill Shatner, they call them? This is when the... Billy Shats.

Billy Shats. Tell us about Billy Shats or whatever happened in 1918. So when in 1918 the USS Cyclops, which was Billy Shats other name was a big Navy cargo ship which has over 300 men and 10,000 tons of manganese on board. Manganese? Manganese. What? Magazine? 10,000 tons of magazine.

That's precious, precious cargo. Manganese? That's of magazine. That's precious cargo. Mayonnaise? That's a magazine. I don't know what that is. It sounds valuable. I can't tell if it's laughing or crying. He can't say a bit about it.

Sorry. Sorry. Can we look it up? I'm looking at Matt. Oh my god. Manganese. The chemical element for the symbol Mn, the atomic number 25. Manganese is a metal with an industrial metal alloy uses particularly in stainless steel Magnet So, so grandly, and the day I felt like, oh, because you had no idea what was.

I don't feel good. Where's that bin? To your right mate? Nanganese. Sounds like manganese. Manganese. Sounds like manganese. Manganese. It sounds like manganese. 10,000 tons of Disney things.

But it does sound like it also. It's dumb again. So this is my e-sister. It's a ship in 1918. It's soldiers and some metal. 300 soldiers, 10,000 tons of Manganese. Yeah.

On board. And this boat, this boat sank somewhere between Baba Doss. You're not even eating that on purpose, did you? Oh, Baba Doss! Oh, no.

Oh, my God,os! Oh, no! Oh, my God, it hurts! Bobbidos! This is gonna be almost normal. Next to Jamaica. So this part, the USS Saplops Do you want me to just do the rest of your part just to just read out the rest of what you've written Give it to you. Do you want to do it? Yeah, I'm so sorry never happen

Never been an unprecedented Matt has tapped out of his own To be fair, yes, do you reckon you would have pronounced manganese correctly? Okay, I'll just finish this sentence because you've tried it 19,000 times This boat, this boat! This bucket boat! It's literally this boat full stop and then it capitals this boat! Thanks somewhere between Barbados and the Chesapeake Bay. Oh. Chesapeake. Oh, that sounds pretty good. Yeah. Not Boba Doss.

Boba Doss. Do you want to keep going, Matt? Yeah. All right, here you go, buddy. Here we go. You take that back. And I'm imagining that that means it's inside the triangle. Yeah, I'm just human.

What was interesting about the whole are they trying to go up some? Yeah, I'm assuming. Okay. Okay. What was interesting, what was interesting about the whole Cyclops thing is that they never sent out an SOS. The ship. The ship, it disappeared without a trace. Yeah, because it found the island and they were all like, who is this?

That's great. Or happy hour, please. You don't sauce it when you got a parrots. You don't need to sauce it. Have you seen the film The Beach? They go to many lengths. There's no secret. They keep it a secret.

No save our souls. There's found our souls. They've fostered it. They went there and found themselves, Matt. Yeah. Them and 10,000 tons of manganese. Which is many uses on a tropical island to the middle of nowhere.

But they had the ability to do it, but they just didn't do it, right? Which is many uses on a tropical island to the middle of nowhere But they they had the ability to do it, but they just didn't do it right an extensive search found no wreckage later US president Woodrow Wilson said and I quote Only God and the sea know what happened to the great ship. Do you know why Woodrow Wilson's famous Dave? Well, because he's the president during the First World War. No, I was used in the Simpson's. Oh, in the Simpson's Woodrow Wilson.

With a picture of an NFL player. Yeah, yeah, dear baby, welcome to dumpville population. You know that episode of The Sims. Mm hmm. You've got to do The Sims that's ever seen, David Boy. You're a David Boy. David Jones locker. Oh my god, a little twice together.

In night I am the sea. Yeah. In 1941, two of the Cyclops' sister ships also vanished without a trace following a similar route. The Cyclops had sisters. That was many years later. Three decades later. Which is still possible. Of course it is.

That might, like, I don't fully... It's right. That's right. A pattern allegedly began forming in which vessels traversing the Bermuda triangle Would either disappear or be found abandoned then in 1945? December Good because I was gonna ask yep five Navy bombers carrying 14 men took off from Fort Lauderdale.

How much more? Florida? How much magnies? How much magnies do they have? Untold amounts. Untold amounts of the magnies. Well, okay, sorry. How's that, Magnies?

So 14 of them are left Florida over five bombers. And they were out to conduct practice bombing runs over some nearby shells, which I think are those, they're like sort of like scarves, the women wet, and they were some nearby. Which is confusing. I don't know why you're bombing the shells. No, but like they went out in the 80s, and this is before that, so I get rid of them. Yeah that makes it okay. That was huge. I get it. And the army hated it. Yeah, really big shells Really big shells really big

But with his compass apparently malfunctioning the leader of the mission known as flight 19 which is this is probably the most famous of the Bermuda triangle mysteries. Oh This is it that this is written on the history to come. They got severely lost. Yeah. So not just a little bit. A little bit lost. A little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little little What? Oh! That's weird. The same day, a rescue plane and it's 13-man crew also vanished. Oh!

Were they looking for them? Yes! Oh, that's weird. That's super weird, hey. And after a massive week's long search failed to turn up any evidence, the official Navy report, official, this is written in bloody words, the book, the book, the book, the book, the book, the book,

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And what they do is shoot down the planes. They're like, stay away from our island. That's not really pranking, that's terrorism. Yeah, right, so that's a different thing. Fun little prank. Shooting and killing. 14 men. Maybe instead they like flagged them down, they're like, just hang out in our island for That's terrorism. Yeah, right. So that's a different one. Fun little prank. Shooting and killing. 14 men.

Maybe instead they like flag them down. They're like, just hang out in our island for a bit. And then they just end up saying, maybe that's nice. I think it's a nice island. That's my theory. What about this, though? The crew were led by a very experienced pilot. Lieutenant Charles Carroll Taylor. who was 28 years old,

and he'd served in World War II. He'd had over 2,500 flying hours. Wow. Super experience. That's a lot of hours. That's a lot of hours. That's a lot of energy. That's what young. Say if you were did half an hour a day, how many days is that? Five thousand. Wow. Jesus Dave is a good amount. Is that, he's going to be longer than that, though, because... Say it's an hour a day, how many days is that? 5,000. Wow, Jesus Dave is good at math. Is that, he's gonna be longer than that though, cause. Say it's an hour day, how many days?

2,500. Oh, Jesus good. How good is he? He's pretty good. Say it two and a half hours a day, then how many days? 1,000. Bloody hell, I cannot trip him up. 1,000 days is a lot though.

That's a lot of days. Two and a half hours a day. That's only two and a half hours every day for three years. And if you're in the second world war, you're probably flying five days a week. Probably doing multiple hours a day. Okay, well then you've decided you've had a extra year, haven't you? Anyway, so you're saying they're led by this 28 year old experienced pilot? The training they were undertaking on that day was known as navigation problem number

one. Hmm. Well, it sounds like they did not solve that problem. Okay, no need to move on to number two. Yeah, because they are not ready for it. You've already failed. As soon as they read it and said, I don't know where I am, they're like, well, that's a fail.

Yeah. You're cooked, mate. Is the problem they leave them into the middle of nowhere and leave him and you have to try and find your home in a plane Is that it is that the problem is that problem number one? That's number one problem problem number two is finding them and they failed because I'm in our problems the Rescue boat also failed when the planes were checked before the training it was discovered none of the planes had clocks Oh, so they just lost track of time. They were having fun. None of them have clocks.

It's like when you were a kid and your mum was like, all right, you can go out and play with your friends, but you've got to be back by a doctor. Back by five o'clock and you'd be like, right, oh, mum, I don't have a watch. I can't read a clock. Oh, my kid. I'm a kid.

I'm being free. It's that, isn't it, man? Yes. I was sorry. I was reading it. I know. I have it like I've read these words ever before. Interesting to note that the training the crew were to undertake was known as dead reckoning.

Oh, which involved undertaking a number of calculations including timer lapsed. But they didn't have any clocks. But so they discovered that. You said that before they didn't, but they didn't have any clocks but so they discovered that you said that before they went they discovered it but they didn't decide to go get a clock hey guys we don't have a clock she'll be right however they didn't see the lack of clocks as an issue as it was assumed that the crew would have watches would have watches. Did anyone have a watch? All planes were fully fueled. Okay but the clocks. The weather was favorable. My mother's flight was moderate to rough. My plane has a clock but no fuel. Up you go. Consider yourself, Perkins. Taylor was running late to flight time.

Because he'll have a fucking clock. Yeah. I said that's so weird. Taylor was running late to flight time. But that is what it says. Taylor was running late, so flight time was delayed. He doesn't sound very extraordinary. From 144 to 210.

Oh, no. You've just lost 25 minutes of daylight mate. What do you think this is? How far did they get into the routine? Is that the kind of question you're wondering? Obviously, I was my next question. My second question, first of all, it was the fuck. It is believed that they completed the bombing practice as one of the last requests from the crew was permission to drop the last bomb. What? What?

That was one of the last requests. Can we drop the last bomb? Yeah, gone. And then what happened? They just disappeared. But did you say they didn't know where they were? Yes. So they just decided to bomb something.

Look, there's land down there, there's bomb it. They are, yeah, well that's the thing, it's gonna be fun. The island. They're bombed the island. Not my island, just Tokyo. All right, look. Full of terrorists. Let me sum this up for you in a nutshell.

Nice, nice. Someone up. Taylor radioed that his compass wasn't working. Right? It's what he radioed. Over the course. Compostal working, compass, not working. Over and out.

Taylor please repeat, please repeat. Oh sorry, I said, sorry, I always chew on my fingers and then I'm all. Yeah, I was not paying attention. My compass isn't working. Any, any back on that. Tricky clock, tricky clock. So that, I mean that, that was Christopher Columbus style, right?

Tricky clock. Compass wasn't working. Oh, okay, I've got you now. But remember, but you've explained that already though. Potentially, but they didn't know that in 19, whatever. 45. Yeah. Look at the top visitions. know that in 19 whatever. 45? Yeah. Look at the positions to pick up. 19 whatever. Over the course of the year is it 19 whatever.

19 something. Over the course of the 10 hours. Oh I've had a lot for that long. Taylor's team tried to you know they decided to fine land by just flying in one direction. They thought they were flying in in north. They flew for 10 hours apparently. Couldn't find land. Is it possible to fly for that long and not find land? It seems ridiculous. But that's what's written on this thing that I'm reading. Yeah, like because there's heaps of islands around there. It seems like it'd be very unlucky. Yeah, but then like...

Or... Or something fucked is happening. there. It seems like it'd be very unlucky. Yeah but then like or or something. Fuck does happen. Something. What are you talking about these giant octopus? Yes. Like really. But when I say giant I don't mean like wow that's a big octopus. I mean fucking enormous like King Kong octopus. Like two big. Like your zoom out and you still only like one of its freckles I'm thinking like I was thinking like an alibol Massive and it's got big eyes too. Oh, I do though, don't I? It's one thing about octopus that I've known as their big eyes. What did you say squid? Is there a difference? I'm not sure. Good. The official report from the Navy was that navigational error led them to run out of fuel, and that was it.

So the plane that went out looking for them, the PBM Mariner. Peanut butter, Mariner. Yes. That was on the 13th crew. Oh, I want peanut butter. 13 crew. Went out looking for them. Never found again, never returned. Wow, do they even radio in?

Was it just like, see it? Didn't bother. They said, drop the mic, set it out. Peace. They're not sure what happened to that plane, but a nearby. Near boy. A boy nearby.

They're not sure what happened to this plane either, but a nearby boat reported they saw an explosion, which seems to go some way to explaining. And the official report states that it was a presumed mid-air explosion. Good boy. Because somebody in the island was shooting them down. No, nicely.

In a friendly way. A friendly shoot down. Yeah. If you guys can make sense of this, that'd be great. The reason explosion seems most likely for the Mariner is that those types of planes were known to collect flammable aviation gasoline vapors in its bl

it's blisers blisers blisers how do you spell that B L I G E S no no but B I L G E S The phrase permuteatroncle was called... You can do it. Hahaha! The phrase permuteatroncle was coined by Vincent Gattis in... Van Gogh. I mean 1964 magazine article. Where his painting was... Printed. In the regula.

1964 was the first time I go it'd be I mean if I had that as my last thing like see I created a phrase The everyone knows in pop culture, and they don't know why I'd be happy. Yeah, that's true. Let's think of one Bermuda Pineapple Great. I'm happy with it. Your jumper has pineapples on it. Yes, it does. Oh, yeah, it's I like it Poonuda Pineapple. Yes. Yes Poo go on. Poo go on that. So this guy's create coin in 64

That's all was it just like a flip? It's a flippant reference. You think he probably had no idea that it would become like a real pop culture But why like if people he did He did write a big article about it. And if they were kind of think- Like other people must have been aware of this area. So I wonder why they hadn't named it. Or what do they refer to it as I wonder. I just, it wasn't seen as being a thing.

Hmm, okay. It was just, there were some things that happened. It's such a huge space. Is this another area of ocean? Yeah, there's- Every area of oceans had crazy accidents. Name one Titanic well played So apart from these accidents there were still a bunch of other mysteries

and a lot of those included the Crew sending ills well messages just before disappearing. What messages? Alls well. Alls well, right. Tip, do I okay?

Tip's milled, we're all right. Don't know about us there, fella. Alls well. All right, 1970, 1974 Charles Belitz wrote a sensational bestseller about the legend. Now, you're saying sensational in the sense of you've read it and think it is Sensational are you saying it sensational in his style of Is still a writing was

Sensation right right right right but conveniently it was also a sensationally well It was it was a big article a big a big article. It was a big Big book and a big article. It was a big book. And technical term, technical term, isn't it? It's a big book. No, I'm starting to think if that's sold, if that was a huge seller, that could be why it's known in pop culture. Yes. And yeah, so that was really big, but that's 74. It's not that long ago. And since then, there's been a fair few more stories written about it. And that's 74, it's not that long ago. And since then, there's been a fair few more stories written about it. And that's, it's become bigger and bigger.

It's become bigger. It's a big book. Keep getting bigger and bigger. That's big, yeah. It's become more and more of a thing. But I just thought it must have been around for a while. All the things must have all happened at the same time. But it's just, it's a big spread of time.

And then all, only recently people have trying to like mush it into a theory. Here are some of the theories. It's the way people think the triangle is so deadly. So, okay. We've covered Ireland. I mean, I've already, yeah, I feel like I've already come, but the couple of really good.

Atlantis, you said that was listed on history.com What else you got does it say why what Atlantis is doing to the planes though? The sucking men Atlantis a lot city. Why is it sucking in planes? The man or whatever What is an Atlantis like we have Merman leave? Isn't that where aquaman's from? My other theories include included giant octopus slash squid apparently there's a difference sea monsters was listed I also said an island filled with friendly terrorists

is that on there that's not on there yes Perkins this is good I think that's that's my favorite of the three presented is there anymore aliens I feel like we it's a go-to we always get aliens it it was heavily implied that it was aliens and the Bermuda Triangle right of SeaWorld's Lustery, more that I was talking about. Yeah, but like we always... You go into a thing and there's like all these like aliens and like there's different rockets and bits of plane that the aliens have been collecting. The first thing we always go to when something's a little bit weird, we just go, oh, must be aliens. Like think outside the box box people come on is it is some sort of golden woman? I love yeah golden the top of diet love pass. Is there anything further out of the box than aliens?

It's just you go to like just be creative Don't always blame the aliens think of an island full of little what are that too much credit? What about this time? Warps so they've no like they flow flow in in their plane. Yeah, they fly in yeah I'd say flow in flow in all right, and then they just flow out into another time. No, don't like that one Just agree with that one reverse gravity fields disagree also. Oh, so you go what you lose gravity So you go into the sun Also, oh, so you got what you lose gravity So you go into the sun You just kill up

That's just silly So you're in a ship you're looking down and you're flying above the water. What's going on? No, and you don't come back. I like that one. That one sounds like fun to me There's also been some more scientific theories including magnetic anomalies. Oh, yeah, which I guess that room is the compasses. Yeah, but then like no because I just keep going. Oh yeah, just we're running in a fuel. We don't know what to do. Just keep going. Just keep going mate. That's my sort of attitude. That was it. She's not part of me. That was me,. That was it. Yeah, just a little ray sunshine

What about this then? Oh water spouts Wait, unless you mean it's like like at theme parks and there's like there's holes in the ground and then just water comes out Yeah, oh, okay, that's pretty fun. Yeah, but like it's got to go high enough to hit a plane and take it out of the sky. Yes So like science No, I'm back in that one like a 20,000 foot water spout. I may also back out of my island theory for the water spout theory and And then another one that Has had a few different people get on board recently Huge eruptions of methane gas from the ocean floor. Pipe. What does it do?

Huge eruptions of methane gas What does that do? He doesn't know Dave just doesn't know I grew it just there There's no amount of sense that I could beat into him. I won't even bother trying to explain this I want a sense that I could beat into him. I want to even bother trying to explain this in my channel. Huge eruptions of methane gas. Yeah, which would cause a lot of gas. Imagine like a big man of gas coming up at you.

Into the sky. Into the sky? That's where it would go. And it gases the pilots. Yeah, gas them. I don't like that theory, I don't love it. It's sort of more than likely that there's not one explanation. Oh, so the aliens are working in conjunction with the people from Atlantis to release me think gas fire giant water guises

So what I'm getting at I'm getting at each disappearance probably has a different reason Well, that's no fun at all. It also seems so many that this area of ocean has no more disappearances than any other areas of ocean. Yeah. What about lakes? What about lakes? Lakes, yeah. There's been other bodies of water. No, no, I'm talking big oceans. Okay, interesting. Someone has said that apparently people say that apparently people say history.com said that Trying to find a common cause for every Bermuda triangle disappearance is no more logical than trying to find a common cause for every automobile accident in Arizona Hang on there's some sort of automobile triangle in Arizona

Is that what we should take away from this? Aliens my go-to or some sort of island in the middle of Arizona where all these automobiles are trying to get to oh Water spouts Miller road funny what they're under the car got him Smash the car got a man beast God, I smashed the car. God, I'm man-based. Maritime insurance leader Lloyds of London does not recognize the Bermuda Trigal

as an especially hazardous place. Neither does the US Coast Guard, which says, in a review of many aircraft and vessel losses in the area after years. There have been nothing discovered that would indicate the casualties were the results of anything other than physical causes.

I'm really not sure that that... No extraordinary factors have been identified. Like, quite didn't need to be read in full. Are you going to paraphrase that, I don't think. And also that accent didn't match the nationality of the people you were. Allegedly quieting that. Just that I'd finish with a... Something powerful. And also that accent didn't match the nationality of the people you were allegedly quieting. Just that I'd finish with a something powerful. A recent report from this year on news.com which is very trustworthy.

Yeah, very reputable. Rupert Murdoch, old mate, headline could underwater crater discovery explain the Bermuda Triangle mystery question mark. And so the whole article is the word no. No, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, problems not given up and clicked. No, but apparently they found underwater craters off the coast of Norway and think that that may be a crater. Craters off the coast of Norway. Yeah, which is- That Caribbean areas. No, we're near it. It's, yeah.

I'm bad as far as you can get away from it. It's, yeah, the interesting, right? But, this article says it's hoped the craters are the key to finally explaining the baffling phenomenon. Well, that's kind of disappointing, right? But then does it explain it? In the article? The craters which measure up to 800 meters wide

and 45 meters deep, I believe, to have been created by methane building up in sediments on the sea floor of the gas rich Norway coast. They then leak popping through the sea bed and into the water above. Multiple giant craters exist on the sea floor and in the blah, blah, blah. Details of the discovery will be released at the

Meeting of the European geoscience as a union where experts will analyze whether these kinds of bubbles could play ships in danger Anyway, I like to fade things out as always So anyway, that's my preferred theory is gas So anyway, that's my preferred theory is gas. No. Gas. Norwegian gas. Norwegian gas. Still think there's an island out there.

Why would we meet up? It's called Cuba. Ah, yes. You're saying, Rupert met up would fuck with us on this? No, I could point. He'd never let us down. Why would he fuck with us on this?

He would never. I don't know. Norway is somehow like, I reckon I wouldn't put it past Norway. You know with some of our mystery sort of themed topics we're always like oh it's kind of unsatisfactory there's no real answer there. I'm actually just disappointed that the Bermuda triangle isn't as bad as was made out to be like they say there's no higher number of disappearances than any other patch of

ocean. It's like oh I thought like if you were going to go in, you are not coming out, but you probably will. Yeah, like chances are on your side. Yeah, like a normal trip, a normal boat trip, or plane trip. Like many, many flights every day go through the Bermuda Trangle. And every day without incident, bang, bang, bang. I mean, I just went off fly just another another fly Is that them going down or doing going well?

Wow them going well. Oh good another flight goes well. And if it was that bad they would stop going through that area. Yeah, but they haven't because it's fine. It's definitely not a thing. Oh that's not. 100% not a thing. Oh now someone please message you know I'm so sorry to people who believe it's a thing. I obviously have researched and proved it without shadow.

But you're now an absolute bonafide expert on the triangle. Is it a hopeful that you've dedicated your whole life to this topic and suddenly you've realized over your 11 hours of research today that it in fact probably doesn't exist at all I don't even I'm not even sure that Bermuda is a real place is it the place in your heart I mean sure it's a place in my heart tell you what the Bermuda triangle my heart said a few casualties hey hey I don't know what that means. Is that bad for me or? Oh, no, I don't know. Let's not overanalyze. It was a cute little moment.

Yeah, between you, me and Puerto Rico. What the... I wear like the Bermuda triangle. Because there's three of us. Which... who do you see yourself as? I think you're the Bermuda. What's going to happen to the Florida? Why do you think I'd be the Bermuda? Because I'm mysterious.

You're mysterious. Are you the titular character? So what would Dave be? Dave's one of the Samhlan Puerto Rico. I agree. Titular character So what would Dave be? Dave's one of the San Juan Polarico. I agree. I agree and you're definitely a Florida man Florida man. I'm a Florida man Yeah, great. What they call you welcome to my amy and I sing the Will Smith song Miami all the time Oh, welcome to my amy

And he says something about like John John Corbin Dam or something? Van Damy. Van Damy. Welcome to Van Damy. That's just him shaking ass with John Corbin Dam as he touched the stand and said, Welcome to Van Damy. Oh, thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Bonjour. Bonjour, bon bon. Oh, bon bon. Oh, bon bon. I know I'm Belgian but still Still he's French Belgian

We, are you gonna wrap this up or? You could have told us you were done We could go, I feel like we could go all night long Where is the time gone? You know where? Into the Bimida triangle that's where Thanks for the report Matt Look I'm thinking about putting this report into the bin. I reckon this might be our lost report that would feel apt. That would feel quite out if you try to download

it into an hour of silence. But what happened to them? Where are they? And then we don't tweet for a week either? Yeah oh my god where are they? And then we're like jokes we're here. We'll never leave you. And everyone goes, jokes, what? I didn't notice anything. Yeah, we're all. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, thanks so much, Emma and Bradley, and yeah, let us know if I didn't hit on any of the... You know what I mean? You know what I mean? You don't need it on any of the key points you want to do.

I mean, is that what he said? Baba Dolls. Baba Dolls. I'm going to go on a sweet short break to the island of Baba Dolls. Baba Dolls. Brood candy. I tell you what if I was Bubba does I would probably consider renaming to Bubba does no if I was forced to actually come

Bubba does Bubba does you wish all that is not technically pronounced Bubba does pretty sure Bubba does Bubba does we shall ask Rih BubbaDos. BubbaDos. We shall ask Rihanna, but anyway, until next week, getting contact, you know, there's a email. You're all on email. Do you have an email? All the kids are on email.

We love email. We do at dogo1pod.gmail.com. Twitter, if you're on that, at dogo1pod.facebook.com. So let's do go on pod facebook dot com slash do go on pod and Yeah, if you've been to the B. Meena triangle letters. No if you are still alive Unlikely though because it's such an endless place, but we will say good bye and until next week. I will say goodbye. Bye! What a... This episode is brought to you by Progressive. Most of you aren't just listening right now. You're driving, cleaning, and even exercising.

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