Do Go On - 47 - Qantas Flight 32 with BRODEN KELLY FROM AUNTY DONNA!

Episode Date: September 14, 2016

Dave has been put on a one week ban, so we brought in our good buddy, Aunty Donna's Broden Kelly! Bro is a bit of plane nerd so he came in to chat to Matt and Jess about Planes (and the story of flight 32 sometimes referred to as Titanic in the Sky...) to be honest we got very distracted and talked about planes for about 10 minutes and talk shit for the rest of the time. It's very loose and very fun!Twitter: @DoGoOnPodInstagram: @DoGoOnPodFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/DoGoOnPod/Email us: [e-mail] the show and get rewards like bonus episodes:www.patreon.com/DoGoOnPod  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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You wanna tell me what's going on? I firstly, well done. Thank you. I know that was really stressful for you to take over from introducing the show. Yeah, I did. You are sitting in Little Davey Warnocky's little chair, and you could get a normal size chair if you wanted to. You don't have to sit in his tiny baby chair.

It feels weird, it makes me feel like a giant. Yeah, you look uncomfortable, but if you're okay then that's fine, I'm happy to keep going. Okay. So we've kicked Dave out for the week. Due to popular demand. Popular demand, he was a little, what would we say? I can't remember, we recorded that a while ago. It was a while ago.

But people were not happy with him last week. I think because by the end of the episode, my soul had been shattered into a million pieces. And you were very convincing, I imagine. You imagine. Because everyone knows you don't really have a soul. Yeah, everyone knows. So, uh...

As a left-handed person. People said, Dave should have a one-week ban. So instead, we've brought in our good friend. Uh... Have we brought in a good friend? Yeah, I'm not a good friend. He just turned into... I like it.

Mum always had it like, there's two kids and just got nothing left. In that age, she's on a podcast, it's like two minutes in. I'm just gonna hand over her mouth. She's talking and she just doesn't give a shit. Do you swear on your podcast? Yeah, I do. We got a what's that? We got that.

We got the highest ranking. We're not highest ranking. The highest possible level of warning for expletives, don't we? Oh, really? I think we got a triple X rating. Toys? That makes it sound like a long one. Because there's lots of cocks and pulses on it.

She's so much. Anyway. I was Quinn Crowley specifically on the Twitter. Yes. Asked if Dave could have a medicine woman, one week band. One week band. He called his behaviour unacceptable. So, so subbing in is our good friend. Sub. Brodyn Kelly. Hello, Brodyn. Hello, no one knows who I am. Brodyn Kelly, one member of Aunty Hello, no one knows who I am. Brodyn Kelly, one member of Aunty Donna, they do know who you are because we've referenced Aunty Donna in the podcast before. Yes. And people like talk more about Aunty Donna.

Yes, you're actually in the hat, Aunty Donna. Yeah, Aunty Donna is in the hat as a suggestion of a topic. Oh, you're like the suggestion hat. I was like, no, you're in the hat. You're in the special, do go on hat. Yes, that you wear around the streets parading your clothes. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. As a topic. Yeah, as a topic.

Yeah, someone suggested you as a topic. So does that mean you, one of you, or Dave, would have to go off and research? Yeah. If one of us pulls that out of the hat, we're talking. Oh, cannell. Cannell down the road. Fuck cannell. Is can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. We can't. end. Yeah. That is fascinating.

Wow. And what kind of comedy do you do? Yeah. You do get pretty good at answering those questions. Like you'd have a pretty good answer now. Well, the rule we have is whenever an asked about our name, which just has a boring origin story, we never answer it correctly.

And we always make a new story up every time. We're in Darwin a couple of weeks ago as were you J.S. Perkins? I was there Matt was there too with me. Oh I didn't know that. Oh well you can suck a fuck as the only Donna boys would say. Sucker fuck that's actually from Donnie Darko. Donnie Darko sorry, aren't it Donnie Darko? I need Donnie Darko. Did you do that on purpose? Yeah, oh yeah, big time. Because Maggie Jillinhaar says it's a Jake Jillinhaar and they're at the dinner table.

Suck a fuck. Yeah, and it's a fun thing. And then the film's quite moving for angsty teenagers in the mid-naughties like Broden Kelly. Mm-hmm. Oh, did you go through an emo phase? Wait, who's Broden Kelly again? I'm a Matt I've told you I'm Broding Kelly.

Right, so yeah. I'm from Aunty Donna. Okay, oh, one of the Aunty Donna boys. Yeah, Smash Stuart winner of Raw Comedy 2001. You got it. Yeah, haven't done much since, have you mate? Oh, look. Oh, no, you missed the show.

You missed the mark are briefly but I Hey, thank you, bro. I was telling a story for an island but people who don't know what only Donna is we should say They're a comedy sketch true from the internet and television soon to be Stan and stage in Australia we are we are on as stands we will be on stands sometime next year doing a pilot for them called chaperones. And yes, that's good. We also have a Yutub channel. Yutub channel. Yutub channel.

Yeah, but we don't have to talk about us. We're boring. Oh, hello. What was that? Talk amongst yourselves. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Hold on. It's not the NT news, one that's always got a crocodile on the front. That's the one, probably. And Zach told them that his auntie was a cro- his auntie Donna was a crocodile hunt up. So that's my name, good. And then when we got there, there was an article, I mean, don't actually have a connection to Donald.

The name of the group comes from Zach's auntie, it was a crocodile wrangler. And that's always bullshit, right? Well, that's great that it's in a state newspaper. That's very good. That's very good. You got them good. We got them gotcha N.T. Gotcha. You're a buddy regular Matt Tilly. I've got another gotcha calls. They're great. Oh wow. He's still going, isn't he Matt? He is, yes. There was a lot of accents in that. Wasn't there? There was a lot of...

Yeah. He'd do a lot of accents. Was it Joanne Matt? Yeah. Last year he told Amy Schumer that her character was skanky in... Yeah, that's right. ...and she said, fuck you essentially. Yeah. Everyone was like, Matt Tilly, you're a big trouble-blood-y guy. And here we are today.

Here we are. He's still got a... Joanne, we want a big radio session. Hopefully you will too. We all make port decisions sometimes. No, no one I've met. I don't think we should hang in port or him. Is that hang drawer in port or him either?

Name a bad decision I've made. Exactly. I want to say that wind shitter you're wearing? Yeah. It's cute. It's got polka dots. Are they polka dots? I don't think they're wearing? Yeah. Oh, it's cute. It's my polka dots. Are they polka dots? Yeah. I don't think they're polka dots.

I think they're stars in a night sky. That's a lot of fun. Yeah, that's so much work. Welcome to interpreting Jess's wind shitter. I'm Broden. Can you imagine you were with Matt Stewart? I think they're little speckles.

LAUGHTER Little speckled head. Frullicking in the open range zoo. How good is speckled head? That's good. Have you seen the speckled head? Is this how the podcast usually goes? Yep.

I think normally by now we've got into the topic. And that's what we need day four, Dave's the one who has to get the ball. Yeah, he's one who keeps on trying. Does that mean no? Do you think people are regretting telling us to ban Dave now He's the glue that holds this shit together He really is and we've subbed in just another loose can't You believe that Another loose

Cuntan canon cuntan. Yes, and let's let's go to macers. Yeah, come on It's a McFlurry's everybody get the car But let's drive our separate cars. Yeah, I don't I would rather I just got a new car And I want to keep it clean. I've got this idea in my head that I'm not gonna let anyone eat in my car I'm gonna be one of those people the good rule. Are you also not gonna eat in the car? Yeah, I'm not eating in the car If I'm sure you're going to be one of those people. That's a good rule. Are you also not going to eat in the car? Yeah, I'm not eating in the car. If I had my way, no one would eat. I am. Oh, I'm going to be that guy like that, don't you? You're not getting in the car with that bloody son, though.

You eat it in either the park bench and chucking in that public receptacle and then we'll go home to some sort of outer franksden suburb I imagine. And then we'll go home to some sort of out of Frankston suburb I imagine. Seaford. I'm going to go with Seaford. What? So you're you are doing very well, obviously. You're buying new cars. I was in a I was in a severe car accident. And I a car went through a red light and and and and and create into me and and rode my car off. Yeah.

It rode it off. Yeah. But it's not the sunset. Yes. Was it wrote off? Is it really? It's wrote off. Yeah, yeah. It wrote it off. Yeah, wrote it off. Yeah, wrote it off. Yeah, wrote it off. Yeah, wrote it off. Yeah, wrote it off. Maybe I am some sort of grammar Nazi like I said. What?

No. You know when you regret everything you say all the time? No. Yeah. I only say good things, you pack of cunts. Oh boy, so do you feel like a bit of a dick now that you're like oh, so we got a fancy new car, it's because his car was written off in it. Yeah, I was wondering where in that full body cast. Yeah, okay, we're lucky, we're lucky to have him. I thought it might

have been another one of your little sketches. In fairness, I did buy a car more worth more than the car was valued ass. So a little bit of light insurance fraud, is that what we're talking? Yeah, I frauded an insurance company in the last six months. That is one of the people that, one of the frauds that people don't mind too much. It's socially acceptable fraud insurance fraud reckon. Oh, you got, you ripped off an insurance company. We, we feel sorry for them. It was, it was a bizarre experience. Like, because I went, the guy came to see my car

and it was only a bit of, you know, fender damage or, you know, his fender thing. Yeah. It is an America. Well, the front of the car, I think we call them Bumper bars. Yeah, no bumper bars like the Anyway, I got the car and said no, no, no, that's not It was just like no, it's with no you were gonna ride it off and went oh I Could fix that

And now you're driving a Porsche. No, I mean, I... Fiat, no, I can't think of a funny car. Fiat's pretty funny. Fiat Punto. Oh, I'm in a Fiat Punto. Punto. Punto is a good... Yeah, fuck, I could go up Punto. You guys want to go out for a Punto later?

Yeah, hop in me, theater punter. I'm just looking beyond you. We're at the new Stupid Old Studios podcast recording studio and I must say it is fantastic. And my shirt that I wore for Sammy J's shows the Devils over there, like it just hasn't proved in three months. No, it actually was on that shirt. Oh, it has. I moved it across last week. This is a funny place.

It's where we do our anti-donap podcasts, is where we will do it. And it's full of magic. It's like Disneyland, but for very depressed comedians from Melbourne. I love it here. Yeah, I love it here too. It's...

We love it here, Matt. I love it here too. Hey, that's great. We should really start the show. Yeah, we should do. So the way it normally works, Broden is, oh, we probably should have told you this. Normally, the person doing the report,

which is you today, because you'll feel in Dave. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And the way you start the report, which is annoying to everyone listening, because they've already seen the topic as they clicked on the episode. But Jess and I don't know what it is.

And you ask us a question related to the topic. Should we have told you about that by now? Yeah. And what do you want from the question? Do you know what I mean? Well, it could be any. It could be, it could be like say the answer was the Melbourne football club You might say what is the oldest sporting team in Australia or something or you might say what is the shitest thing about me

Broden Kelly Okay, well you go will you support the Melbourne football club? I know for instance wow I didn't realize this was a podcast where you invite friends in and you just bash them. It's an intervention podcast Yeah, I don't see how my personal wife is you know You know, I'm just trying to just come on to help out some boys because day morning. He's not here And you're pulling my Melbourne football club Supporting and I'm pretty sure Look, I'll take.

I'm pretty sure Twitter will tell me to have a week off now. It could be worse than a gun rough. It could be gone for the bloody signers. Oh, hang on, you get stuck. Thank you, asshole. So lucky, you. Too soon, too much. So, shitting on each other's fully-tamed, okay?

Oh, shit on the floor. They all do their best. Who do you go for, Ian? No, I really go. Like, calling wood, but I don't. Oh, I couldn't name a player. Yes, you just supports finding that great joke and telling in front of a live audience,

because she's a true standup. That's what she supports. Thank you, Broden. For a truthful moment on stage. True. Let's hope that one day she finds that. She's not quite in the ballpark yet. but yeah, not even in the car park. One day she started off so well. I should have known. I should have known. Not even on the

train to the, not even in the country. You're waiting your flight. You're in Abu Dhabi, waiting for your connecting flight, but it's been delayed. Yeah, but you will find that one day. All right, the question is, and I haven't got one, so what is? I don't even know if this is a truthful answer, but what is the one airline that is never crashed? What's the most obvious one that has never crashed? I've seen Rainman. Yeah, it's a Dustin Hoffman airline. Wrong.

Jess, you got to guess, because if that is, is it Rainman related? Yeah, do you know the answer to that? Have a stab. No. Ancet, airways. No, that crashed in multiple ways. It was end up being owned by New Zealand Air, at the end.

Did you know that? I didn't know that. New Zealand Air, then Air New Zealand Air. It's a quantus, bro. The answer is the answer is quantus. It's never crashed. Never crashed. Is this a well-known fact about you

that you're a plane spotter? No one cares. That's not a well known fact. I imagine would be like, I don't know. No, no, no. These are the things I've discovered this week, is that I only know surface amount about planes to the point where if anyone asks me,

it's like, you're all loved planes. But yes, no, I'm a big plane fan. I enjoy every time I get on a plane, I ask a flight attendant what what am I flying on or I try and take a guess so there's some poor lady Who's this a Boeing Triple seven no, no, it's no okay Please Can I get a black coffee Because I'm from Melbourne, I love coffee.

And then, but no, I always, and I spend a lot of time on YouTube watching, you know, plane take-offs in St. Martin's, which is a very interesting airport. For my birthday last year, my parents, my mum really got me a trip on a flight simulator so I got to fly a plane. Oh, that's fun. Boeing 737 and I almost killed a lot of people on the plane. So yeah, no, I'm a bit of a plane man. You also know one of the first conversations we had was I was about to fly overseas and

you said, oh, where you're flying through. And I told you and you said, oh, that would be it. And then you knew the model of the plane it would be. And then there would be changing over. And a different model for the second leg. Yeah, you're probably right, I'm probably partially gone. Autistic, yeah. Yeah, I'm an artistic man. And you know, what was that, who were you flying with? I can't remember.

I was flying. Oh, I can't remember either. I think it was Emirates maybe. Yeah, one of those sort of say through it. I think I'm more interested in commercial airlines and how they run. It's very interesting. I think they only run on maybe a 6% profit margin, which is incredible. The idea that the ticket, if you paid 2 grand for a ticket, that was 6% or 2 grand.

You were talking about the ramps. So we need 1K, 1K keeps the numbers there. And times 20, what's 6 times 20? That feels like we should, it's $120. Yeah, so the margin that an airline is making off your flight is really, really small, which I think is very interesting. But then, the prices become more manageable. For the people up in the top end, in the fuck loads for a ticket then I guess that's true

First club I'm obsessed with first class mode, but I thought today I would talk about One particular instance where quantus have come the closest to crashing. Oh Would you like to hear about that? All right, well, thanks for having me I'll be off to watch Jolong Hall for tonight. Bye. As soon as it should be a great match. Is your audience in Australia or in the international audience?

It's pretty spread. Where'd you ask, bro? Actually, what exactly are we quite an international audience? Yeah, we asked a month or two back, we asked where everyone was from. We had a list of like more than a dozen countries I think. That's great. Quite a lot in the States. It seems to be a few in Ohio. Oh cool. If anyone's in Los Angeles on the 28th come to an 80-donna show in Lago anyway. So I'll give you a bit of a... I'm on the podcast. It plugs these little sketches little sketches. Yes, yeah, right little sketches

Well, that's nice coming from a little person So I'll tell you about a plane I'd either of you familiar with the Airbus A380 Is that the double-decker? Yes Yes, all I've just on one. Really? So you must know a myriad of facts and facts. I know heaps about it. Ask me anything. What, how many engines did it have?

Like six ish. Correct, the answer is six ish. It depends on how the plane is feeling that day. Hahaha. Sometimes a plane can have upwards of 42 engines depending on how it feels. They have self-tinting windows, you don't have the blinds. No, that's a dreamliner 787. So essentially. I love hearing this and then like because a lot of what you see of Brodon is just come jokes, you know, so it's nice, it's nice to get this side as well. They're coming, pun intended.

So essentially there is two major manufacturers of planes in the world. Oh, airboss. Yes. And the one I've said yes. I'm like, some reason that was in my head. And that bowing. And bowing, yes. And extra points, which I'll be awarding today,

if you can tell me where both of those companies are. One's in Germany, one's in America. The first one's wrong, second one's right. One's in America. Because I had a friend who went over over to Germany. Yes to work for Boeing. Yeah, well parts it yes, so part you are partly right? It's part of air buses in Germany, but it's a French base and Boeing is a man. Can I just can I do like a like a like a little caveat or a like a

Preface is everything I'm about to say is wrong. Right. So this is all going on, like I'm not one of those kids at school who did well. I was more, I got the gist of things. I always been a gist guy. So most of this is wrong. This is a gist-y one. Oh, look, it's a very gist-y podcast if we're honest. Yeah, we take it really, really.

Oh, it is. I was with the gist-y guys. Yeah, we're the gist-y guys. The gist-y guys. A five, six, six. Yeah. So yeah with the Gistigos. Yeah, with the Gistigos. With the Gistigos. A five, six, seven. So yeah, the Boeing and the Airbus, and for the last, say, 25 years for international travel, Boeing has sort of had the monopoly, or no, monopoly, the control of that industry with their big plane, the Boeing 747, which is a very, very big plane that pretty much controlled

long haul flights across the world. Airbus in the late 90s decided that they were going to compete and they wanted to make the best biggest plane in the world, so they built the Airbus A380, which is, as Perkho said, which is your new nickname. Anyone call you Perkho? Yeah. Like all through school. There was an on the back of your year 12 jump. No, but it was on my pencil case. What was on the back of your year 12 jump? Scared?

What is it? Why? One of my friends had Jim from like, to Kill a Mockingbird, jam and scape. So it was a long story. So it was just like, like, I want one too. Sort of thing. That's a bit of a sad story, really. She had an actual one, and then you just sort of tagged along.

No. Why would whose be Jim? When her name was Alice? Good question. It was, OK. Well, Chuck, what was on the back of your year 12 jumper? I'm really embarrassed by this. and I need to give content. I was an acting boy and I did all the musicals at school. You two have so much in common. Yeah. You two. Drama captain. I was drama captain. Drama captain.

Yeah. And I didn't even know there was a drama captain, possibly wasn't. So we sort of all have something in common in a way. Yeah, well I guess it's that we all just love to laugh. Yeah. Ah! Ah! I, um, I, uh, I, people you, I used to, I don't know, I was just a weird kid and I had, I had talented on the back of my children.

You did not. It's like a joke, I guess. It wasn't a joke. It wasn't joke. No, you were like, mm-hmm. It was, I, it was straight to the time. It was straight to the top. I don't know what I was doing I feel like people I like to make it like to to create this idea that I was a big egotistical go Which it probably was and so I put town and I hated that. I was such a dumb thing to do. What did you have?

stew dog That's so that's exactly what I expected. Yeah. I can see you without your beard. That was just you and Adam. My nickname that was some yeah go ahead and give me that and it just for some reason I really stuck. Like people loved it. They found it so funny for some reason. I never fully got it but obviously braced it enough to put it on the back of it. What year was that? Yeah, year, year, year 12. Oh, what year?

What's it year 12? What year of the world? 2001. Really? Yeah. What year, what are you? 2007? I, yeah, I can't write.

2001. So you, you finished year 12, the year 9-11 happened. Yeah, yeah. I remember that. Do you guys remember it? Yeah, I was in grade five or six. Yeah, but I remember. Oh, yeah, I was down 11 years old. Yeah. Oh, it was an inside job. Yeah, I reckon Perco. I love it. You really thought Perco was super funny like Oh, I don't know. Perco. I don't know. Anybody's thought of that. There are a lot of people thought of that. The name's Perkins. If I shorten it in an hour. Because you're the Euro-8 as well, right? Oh seven oh seven yeah, oh seven Yeah, both the year that nothing really happened. There was a great songs. Yeah, I don't remember oh seven really Don't remember it at all. I imagine you were on some sort of contiki. Yes

Oh six I'm not on contiki, but I went back back in oh six Oh six. I was 16 years old. Oh my God. Isn't it mad how people have different ages? I can't get my head around it. You know I like to remind you that you're very old. Did I've already, look, I've just banked seven more years in you. If you die in the next seven years, I win.

Hey, we're all high. We just crossed. And the bloody clubhouse leader. Alright so where were we? You were talking about the plane that I just went on. Oh what were the plans? The question of the in 9-11. That was smaller when it was a couple that say there was a united oh I couldn't tell you they would be there some bowings bowing 737 potentially I don't know but we they would be domestic length flights not big yeah, that We're not close country. I love it

Really leave a message Little sisters, you know they weren't cessiners that's for sure. Hey, well done. Thank you. Sessness a little play a little It's really coming down your side I love I love Ryan on a tin roof Feel like your dad to start a song Pass me the guitar. I love Ryan on tin roof. He's a little ditty about it It's sad I'm a lot of the kids are in bed Don't you know if he's a little ditty about it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I know one raw comedy how to do. Oh. Well a mad old student. I went to the house, making a couple of toasties. I'd dig a ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding And then he's got a harmonic solo. Ooh! Ooh! Every now and then you go, is Brodin' that funny?

And then, you know, he'll surprise you. So go, yes! How far it on you? I just looked at my phone like I was timing it. We're over half an hour in. Oh, shit! Oh, geez, Louise! So the Airbus A3rdity of his design,

and it took him about 10 years to make this beast of a plane. It's two stories full from start to finish. I'll give you some stats on it because I did a bit of work. I'm excited to be here. It's 73 meters long guys, 73 meters long. And it's wingspan is 80 meters, so it's actually wider with its wings than it is in length. So bad as long as a maxi-gorn torpedo pump. That's right, and that's something really relatable for those Ohio fans, a AFL player in Melbourne.

Top speed of 1,030 km per hour, I haven't done the conversion to miles, I apologize, and it has four engines, very important, four engines designed by by the British Tour de Force of Engineering Rolls Royce. So I wasn't too far off when I said six-ish. Six-ish, you were two, you were two-ish more. Yeah. But no, there are- You were 50% off. Yeah.

In the same way that the Titanic had that, you know, whatever compartments under it so that if you broke through one hole the whole ship wouldn't sink there's four engines you can fly in a dual engine plane with one engine. So with four engines you got you know you can get. So you could still go on just one engine you could crash into the Hudson River and land safely for instance instance. Well, if you yes, Sally, yes, the film, I was sorry yesterday. Ah, of course, you would have. I've seen previous to that, I'm like,

well, that looks fucking boring. I know how it ends. Well, Tom Cruise being serious, no, not Tom Cruise. Tom Hanks being serious. But the mustache, I mean, that's good. Is that an out-few match? So you don't see films where you know how it ends? Is that what you do? Not necessarily, but not necessarily but if it's ah yeah good point like

That one just it's not even like a big it's like oh they land safely. Well, it's actually starts with that you Close-minded old man It's about the inquest around and how people really wanted to blame him for that. But yes, no, that instance they lost both engines just after takeoff and had to land on a river just perking. So that's an interesting story. Do you want to talk about that? Sure. Yeah, well, that was the US Airways Flight 1549 on January 15th 2009

Captain was Chelsea Sullenberg as Sully's name and that was an Airbus Chelsea. Yeah, no, isn't that interesting? That's a lady name and he's got a statue also an area in New York City My name's Chelsea, but I know how to bloody be a bloke I'll show you I grew a little st. I'll show you. Oh, a group of little stashies. I've got a stash and I love me, Paul. Does that come through in the movie? There's a big meat pie scene. He's just like the first thing I'm going to do

after landing this plane safely, straight to the pie store. There's this scene right in the middle of him. His Clint Eastwood directed scene. No, it's all tastefully done. But there's a scene halfway through where it's all that is a super patriotic uh... republican stuff i think this is a flag flak flattering in the background he made it what you mean

he made american sniper didn't you which is often often reprimanded for its yeah he's but he's a he's a big republican guy and they're like they're famous for being super you know, they're flag waving and patriotic Americans. And they're Trump and no, geez.

Well, the Trumps really, apparently dropped the ball a bit and he's left it open for Hillary to be the patriotic one. Well, there you go. I read it and I read it. I read it an article on Buzzfeed once. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, so the Airbus A380 is almost the Titanic of the sky and then it was designed

so that it practically couldn't crash. But we all know what happened. Oh, except you didn't see it because you know how that film ends, don't you, Matt? But just did a podcast on it. Did you wear the set? About the Titanic. A couple months ago. How was it received? Oh well received. Well received. Three red like a four. Yeah. Cool. Everyone was a big fan. I mean, it's definitely more a movie about a thing that fucks up is more interesting than a Oh, this thing almost happened, but nah, oh, oh, everyone's fine. Yeah. Well, this was a fun way to spend two hours Watching some people land in a plane safely. That happens every fucking day. You'd rather watch them die.

Yes. I feel like you're being actively contrary to the podcast. Yeah, one of us has to take that role each one. And it's always that fun, right? You're such a nice saying. That's stupid. If you're raw comedy check. I'm so sorry, I'm just on a thing. Some of us didn't win

raw comedy. No you didn't. I never won either. No you didn't. We didn't enter but we were nominated for the Golden Gibbo in the year that lessons with Lewis won raw comedy and the Gibbo. Oh yeah. I got the bloody double. You got the double. The more and the Gibo is, that's crazy. That's insane. Yeah, that's kind of like this year with Gibo and Barry, I think. Barry Gibo smashes raw, raw Gibo in the rock papers. Talking about Melbourne references that Americans wouldn't care about. Tell us your favorite parts of Ohio. Where do you go there, you get a good coffee. Well, the black keys are from Acron Ohio. Stop getting distracted.

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I know, isn't it? It's so crazy. You already did. Yeah, to ask you or nothing. Which is so many people. 525. That's so many people. That's a lot of people.

That's about what you get in a room at an Arnitana show., the blue room. I mean, you know, if you capacity is 500. A few extra is sneak in there. Yeah. It's also about the amount you can get on an Airbus A380. So the bottom deck of the Airbus A380 is economy with first class at the front. Upstairs is BC Business Class, which is a huge land and where they are. I think they make most of their money is that they have so much room for business class. There is a bar, an open bar on the second level where you can just go and hang out with bar. We can go and hang out with other business people and say, it's very Titanic. You know how they have that whole class system, sorry, I just thought I'd turn away from the mic.

Yeah, so I've never been upstairs. I often, when I'm on these stupid planes walk to the back and look up the stairs, but I never have been up there. I don't, you make me think, I thought I'd been on one, but I don't reckon I have now. I don't remember stairs at all. So that's interesting. They have the whole top level. They have the whole top level.

Depending, obviously, it depends on who you're flying with. Eddie had have your own personal apartment. You can get your own personal apartment on a nearby say-through Eddie, which is bed, shower, you know meals, everything. Fridges and you get your money. How much money do you have to be earning to spend the 20 grand or whatever cost for a flight? It's like I can handle one shit day. You know what? Economy on that flight was very comfortable. Yeah. It was great. Yeah, who needs it?

And I didn't have anybody next to me, so I could put my feet up if I wanted to. Oh, I'm going to wish for that. I sit in the little seats and I got a blankie. The classic thing is you got that, but the person next to you is just the last person on the plane. And they've got your hopes up. There's always that anxiety until they've closed the doors and you're like, oh my god I I hate that so much that I now get on as late as I can so I am that person

Much better to be that person. Hey mate. I mean here. I'll be again You yum yum yum And our little heart breaks. Yeah, well, I'm sleeping on your shoulder Yes, so yeah the Airbus A380 pretty much is the pinnacle of air travel Let's talk about quantus flight 32 shall we? This is this is the one that nearly crash. No, no, no, this is just a flight from Melbourne to Los Angeles everything went no, no, this is just a flight from Melbourne to Los Angeles. Everything went... No, it's the, that's that one. Fourth of November 2010, Singapore to Sydney. So as I'm sure many people who've flown know, if you do these big flights to say Heathrow

or, I don't know, bloody, somewhere in Europe You do multiple legs, so you might stop in Abu Dhabi and then go on to Heathrow. So this surf flight was refueling in Singapore on its way back from Heathrow. And just after take off, Pilot Command Richard Decrypny was flying the plane, this first officer, which is the co-pilot. There's, you know, a co-pilot's not a thing. But they don, which is the co-pilot.

There's, you know, a co-pilot's not a thing. But they don't actually call the co-pilot? No, you have first officer, which is the co-pilot. Yeah. And then on this plane, on Ebuss A380s, you also have a third pilot slash, I'm doing quotation rights. In the, a second officer, so you have three.

On this particular flight, there was a check captain and a training check captain which is people who sit on planes and make sure the pilots are doing the right things like a supervisor or a water test sort of secret customer. Yeah mystery shopper. So yeah just up like a little charm. My boy come and have a look at the cock. Yeah it's like a 50 year old man dressed up as a challenge. I just love playing come and have a look at the cock? Yeah, it's like a 50 year old man dressed up as a child. Oh, I just love playing so much in there. What are you doing there? It's a little pattern pin.

Let me make a wish for you. Yeah. Aww. So, yeah, on this particular flight, there was five pilots sitting in the front thing. I know the importance. That's a surplus of pilots. That's a surplus of pilots. That's a surplus of pilots. There's also, it's important to know that the modern planes

and particularly the Airbus flies, a large part of how they fly is with the help of an AEM, which is an electronic centralized aircraft monitor, which pretty much everything that's on a plane goes through this computer. Isn't that interesting? Yes. Is it funny? I don't know.

Anyway. Oh, it's definitely funny. I'll be chuckling about that all night long. Very good. Hey, Cap. Can you believe it? Anyway, four minutes into this flight. So the left center engine blows up.

And four minutes in. Four minutes in. So very far in. Bang. And the pilots, they go straight to the ECAM. And there is a massive amount of errors come up on the screen. They've been trained. There's very few Airbus A380 pilots in the world as well.

They're considered to be the best for a, you know, for quantists, the best pilots would be Airbus A380 pilots they've been flying for 20, 30 years. They get paid very handsomely. So the pilots on this go straight to the Airbus A380 computer and they've been trained that worst case scenario, you're gonna have maybe three or five problems, you know know three to five problems come up saying this is wrong, this is wrong, this is wrong and then you can go through the computer and fix it.

37 problems come up on this thing and essentially what's happened on this plane, this is maybe a few years after maybe a year after quantices got their fleet of Airbus A380s and they've invested a great deal of money in buying these humongous planes. It's falling apart in the sky. So there's flap problems. I've realized that was funny as I was saying that flap is the sort of like a breaking mechanism in a plane where it rises up so you can get some wind holds and there's thrust problems and all these connection problems. The plane is legitimately just falling apart in the sky. rises up so you can get some wind holds and and there's thrust problems and all these connection problems. The plane is legitimately just falling apart in the sky. Any questions so far? No. Right. Just glad I don't have any trips planned.

I was watching because I've researched for this I watched like aircrushing investigations this morning, which is real, I feel very safe on planes, but they talk about the, you know, the 50 instances in flight history where things have gone horribly badly. Anyway, so they're concerned that the plane is going to catch fire, which would be the worst way to die is being on a plane in the sky.

On fire. Also, like when the engine exploded it wouldn't have been like just a little no like the passengers would have the souls I beat you pardon. The souls on board would have heard that. Oh, I'm a soul. You know like they would have heard that you would hear that bang. No, they all heard it. That's very true.

That'd be scary. There's a lot of testimonies of people going, you know, hearing a massive smash and looking at the window and saying one of the engines, one of the four engines, smootht streaming smoke. Oh, man, no, I would just be like, Mom, done.

And what do you do? Like, like, you just sit there and just wait for it, don't you? Oh. Oh. Do these planes have Wi-Fi on board? You would have an option of Wi-Fi, but I think it costs like 40 bucks. And even if I'm going to, I'm not paying that much for bloody 20 years. It's a send 20, 20. Send mom an email. Go on out, mom. Yeah, I'm off. I don't

actually know. It have to follow up on that. Whether they have, I know business class and first class would certainly have that option. Anyway, so they're worried that the planes can catch on a flyer, so they're trying to turn off the engine and it won't turn off, which is of concern. They immediately organize to turn back and they go into the computer into the, what is it, the landing program and it says,

you can't land, you don't have the without the flap You know capabilities that you need to do with there were a little bit overweight They said you're not gonna be able to land so these five parts all come together and they're figuring out a way as the plane continues to fall apart More and more errors are coming out They they they're trying to figure out how we're going to land this plane and save 525 people. Solves. Meanwhile, this is an interesting part. It could only have happened in the last decade. Is Quantas sort of regalia from the plane, so like the engine, the famous Red Kangaroo has fallen off the engine

and landed on one of the islands that was below them just outside of Singapore. So people are picking up big parts of this Red Kangaroo and saying, a Quantus plane is crashed over Singapore or over that part of the world. And are tweeting about it and it's getting to use things and saying that a Quantus plane is crashed. And Alan Joyce, the CEO of Quantus Finds, out about it through that. She is. Isn't that incredible? But they also understand that

they're actually still trying to land the plane. Cool. That's weird. Yeah, they use the software, they ended up calculating. There was one option and it left them, they could land and it would leave them 139 meters of landing space, which on a 4,000 meter runway is not much at all, they had to get it precise. They ended up landing it and everyone survived, but that's the most, I just thought I'd wrap that up. But they, it's the closest that quantus has ever come to crashing and it was the, it's the, very similar to the Titanic and it was the biggest plane in the sky, brand new sexy thing.

Very, very, very quickly, one of the engines just fell apart and it ended up being a very small thing as it always is, like a screw or something in an engine that was a little bit wrong, then made a whole friggin engine explode. I reckon the one guy that was putting that together was hung over that day and it was like close enough. It was good enough. So that was one of the first ones in the air? It was like early days. So this plane that was supposed to be absolute foolproof almost

became one of the first cruises, became the first crash. And so, too big to fail. Yeah, that's it. Richard DeCrepney, the pilot's gone on to write books about it and it's been all over the show. Big DeCrepney. But also, it's a testament to these pilots who are

these nerves of steel, like with Sully as well, if you've listened to the flight recorder for that, have you ever heard that? No. Oh, right. We're going to have heard a clip of it. And he's just like, looks like we're going to have to crash land. Yeah he goes. Yeah just so the plane's called cactus to the radio to the to the tower. It's like cactus whatever it is 120. We've lost

both engines from a bird strike. Spurds flew into the engine. And it's so we're gonna turn back to the airport and now we're gonna hopefully land Just so calm the other guy then the tail goes okay, so I'll just organize that for you And then you're okay, you see you ready to make us are now when we're losing Altitude so when we can't do that Okay, do you want to go to this place in New Jersey? He goes no, no, we're gonna land in the Hudson He goes what he's going to land in the Hudson. And he goes, what? He's going to land in the Hudson.

And then he stops talking and then just lands the plane on a weekend river. But don't say that movie because you know what happens. I know I was like, World War II movies, I know how that ends. I guess in glorious past is place with that, and a very interesting way. Well, tell me you wouldn't just go see every film that Tom Hanks is in.

Yeah, it's because it's Tom Hanks. Well, what's in, yeah, no, and I actually do really enjoy biopics. And I'm normally watching them. They're normally going to sad or end. And I'm like, oh, they're normally going to sad or end and I'm like, you're on, maybe this time he'll pull through, you know. And on that one I'll be like, maybe this time they'll stack it.

Yeah. It's one of those films as well that you've got to see at the movies because it's not going to be on planes, you're not going to be able to watch this. They cut out all the scenes that are in flight. It's just a nice flight where everyone's happy. Yeah, it's just that. It's just that two hours. Better.

I haven't been like, because I've been, I've been done a bit of flying recently. You are well-traveled, Jess. I can't imagine the things you've seen in the places you've touched. Ah! It's such a piece of shit. But like, no, I like how they alter movies on planes, have you?

Oh, it gives me the absolute urge. It is so much, and they'll alter out all their like, dub words. Oh, man. Like swear words and stuff like that, but it doesn't match, and it's so obviously dubbed, and it's like, all they said was shit, let them say shit, I don't care. Yeah, it's weird, but what airlines are doing that? Does quantists do that that or is that just more conservative countries often dependent on the you know the rotary and what they're you know

believes are yada yada yada but oh yeah what's nice guys which is yes I was nice to see and I was so like with a lot of flipping and yeah and shirty and awake. It's like, come on. It's so obvious what you're saying. I can lip-read, I know what you're saying. I don't know if that would worry me then. No, it bothered me anyway. No, it bothered me a lot. Shane Black made that film.

And he's notorious for his wonderful language. And it was just chattel over. Shirtel over. This was a crime all over. Sure it all over. It was a crime against filum. The problem is if they actually change the storyline and stuff. You're holding that up, your mind is straight. My mind is straight. Oh shit.

Who made this? Well I'm proud to say now, not me. This is Evan, was it? to say now, not me. This Evan was it. So my mic, what's happened for all the listeners at home on your train to work or your drive to pick up the kids from school? Whatever you do. Is my mic stand just fell out of the table and I caught it and everything's okay, proceed. Talk about it, it's like watching Sally at work.

He just so... So can't. And my microphone is falling out. He's a professional. Can't wait for the movie when this is coming out. He's a professional performer. I believe we know a lot of voiceover work lately. He's good with the microphone.

Let's just put it that way. I'm not sure if it's a penny. He's buying new porches and puntoes. What's your catchphrase on the one-of-year-ad voiceovers? Well, the one I just did, I'm probably not allowed to say. Yeah, the seats look probably not allowed to say. But I sing a song. For another campaign, I sing a song about a card.

And I wear a colorful suit with three other men I sing a song about a card It's a really masterful card For like a big shopping shopping place You know like a Woolworth hallmark that we talking hallmark No, what's a whole not bright. I'm so sorry about him. Coles master card

I'm in the Coles master card. Okay, that feels like a more solid clue Coles master You'll be here while oh Matt He does Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow He'll be here while oh Matt He does Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow The places you've seen this is fun. Can I can I can I replace? No, I think we need one key you can replace me. No, one key is done

You guys you you're hedging your bets on a loser I feel like you and I are interchangeable. You and I. Yeah, a friend of mine once said, she saw an Aunty Donna sketch and she said, he's like a male version of you. What your friend did understand was that you're just like, you've watched so much brod and that you talk like him now. Yeah. Yeah, we're talking talking to the little same people.

I'm just perkins. I want to, can we get a photo for like if you have Twitter handles and stuff? Because this is the funniest thing in the whole life. Yeah, I was just thinking that I would do for it. I'm reclining now with this gigantic stick and I'm talking on the potty

and I feel like everything's gone awry. This is my quantus flight 32 moment as I try to keep things together. I've got a photo. We've got photographs together and we'll tweet that out with you. Was that okay though? Did I do an okay job? Should I prepare for information? I'm sorry. You didn't bang on anywhere near as much as we normally do. I'm so sorry. Which is probably good. I wanted to be precise and tell the story, but I'm not a good storyteller. You're a good storyteller.

Hey. I'm not a stand up, but what I could do is I could act it for you. Okay. Alright, here we go Quotus in sky Her my voice Her my voice good morning. I'm the pilot of the plane Now it's time fly Oh, no bloody bloody engine has gone fizzy Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, You have an injured who are you I'm just one of the souls from down back. What are you up top actually?

I'm a bit I'm from BC business class. Well come on in good sigh I would you like maybe a chivas regale or maybe a a can of phanta Why this is your home sir, please could I have one of each one chivas regale and one and one One phanta sure one of each. One Shavasaragal and one Fanta. Sure. Yes. Stupid Adah. There you go. And for the lady. Uh-huh.

The same. Oh, well, that would have been good to say before I made his drinks. All right. A stupid Adah. One Shavasaragal and they can't have spright for the lady. No, it was Fanta. I wanted to can't have Fanta. Excuse me? I said I wanted to can't have phanta. Excuse me? I said I wanted to can't a phanta. A fan of can't a. A fan of Michael Canter the... I think he's

the artistic director of the Maltes Thierry Company now then. Anyway I'm so sorry madam. Gee, she's so difficult isn't she mad I'm lucky. I'm wearing my name badge Yes, Matt alright, and here's your fan. Here's your can of Sun kissed I'm gonna throw a bird into this engine So no done this is the delicious chivas. I was just wondering, I'm just looking at the window over here. Is that any issues with that smoky thing coming out there? Is that okay? I'm gonna answer you.

I'm gonna answer you both, because I don't like to beat around the bush. But first, who wants a little snack? Oh, that's not what I got on. Well, we just had around a couple of little sandwiches. Here you go. Here you go. You come with sandwiches. Oh, here you go. Oh, cucumber sandwich. Yeah, that's so bonafo do.

Thank you very much. Curry egg for the lady. Oh, don't eat eggs. Excuse me. Thank you. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, you have the curry egg. Allotted.

We're on the Qantas play. This is a great little sandwich. Yeah, well, I hope you like it. It's made with love. Ooh, I can taste it to the love and it is delish. Just, but if I could just bring your attention back out the window, that's absolutely. Absolutely. That's a nice message out there.

Is that going to be an issue for us? Well, let me tell you something. We believe in three things here at Quantis. Great. We believe in great customer service. We believe in Ripper's Sangers for the Boys and Girls. We believe in watching movies without that aren't edited. Really?

That's what we believe in stuff. And they crash. And everyone dies. Because he wasn't paying attention. This is really an anglerous bastard. He's a bad pilot. A bad pilot. The four others do it. Hey guys, let's play this secret sound. Okay. Okay. I mean we can see it. Yeah, but it's not for you. It's for your listeners at home. They drive to work or they pick up the kids from...

Eugh. Eugh. Okay. All right. Secret sound. Okay. Tweed in, hash chat. Wait, wait, wait, Jess and the cabinet for them? First correct answer. Come on down. The first correct answer would win.

They win this. They win the sound. They win the sound. They win the sound. You can own that sound. It's worth 18 million dollars. Like Paris Hilton owns that's hot. That's hot.

She owns it. Was she bored it, I think think who do you buy that from like Target target country should have no should have no welcome to target country another sketch now some hot tuna And some Christmas stuff this podcast has changed a lot so I'm so so sorry Dave Warnekey You Podcasts change the one so I'm so sorry Dave Warnecke. No, don't worry about him. You We're gonna be funny punny interviews. You can't we've tried I bro. Oh, here we go. I was right because often was on Often we haven't we don't always but we sometimes finish the podcast with some fun facts Do you have any fun facts and a fun plane?

I feel like the whole thing was pretty fun to be honest and I don't think it's really fair for you to spring fun facts onto something. Look I'm only who has gone out of his way. Look I'm just joining us on our podcast and I can I can I can pose the question. What's your favorite plane? My favorite plane is probably the Ebers A380 because that's the only one I really know. It was the first time I'd gone on a plane because I got on the plane I could see the stairs and I was like what? You say first time you've gone on a plane on a plane that had stairs All right Headed upstairs bit. Yeah fancy fancy

Fancy I was like all la di da I know I haven't got any facts if you got any questions about planes Yeah, I know the answers. Okay. I will what I Just I saw a video recently where... Ooh, Lardy-Duh. And I was like, you know, like one of those sort of like an artistic impression. And I was talking about the plane of the future, right? And I was just going to turn it all like through like projections and stuff, they made it look like the whole plane was glass. Yeah. And you could see, just see out through everywhere.

No, no, no. And they make it night and day when they wanted to. Do not enjoy. No. Have you, are you familiar with that? No. I have heard of that. Yeah, and it's got, you can see the idea would be you'd be sleeping

and you can look through the riff and see these stars. There's a lot of conceptual planes out there, people making planes that never actually get made. There's also this blimp plane that looks a lot like the Hindenberg which is doing its legs at the moment. It crashed the other day. There's the Google big Hindenberg looking plane crashing in Europe somewhere. I'm googling that exact phrase. Because they reckon the Hindenberg would come up? No, well, we're going to find out. A big Hindenburg looking plane crashed in Europe somewhere. Let the Hindenburg.

There's also an idea that someone had that so... You know, the essentially, imagine a plane without wings. What would you call that? What would you call that part of the plane? Uh, the, uh, you call that the body. The body of the plane. The, you call that the body. The body of the plane is, you can be picked up by a bigger, wider plane, and you could pick up multiple bodies of planes and fly people. So you can fly three times the amount of people on one plane, which is a new thing. Just, it just brought up the Hindenburg.

Oh, no, that's funny. That's what's the Hindenburg video in there. Funny that, oh, the humanity. If only one of us had predicted that, that's one of the Hindenburg videos. And that funny that, oh the humanity. If only one of us had predicted that, that's being obviously what was going to happen. Is that a fact? I guess it's just ignorance is that all the humanity actually comes from, you know, Sunfield. It comes from, comes from when the Hindenburg crash and someone was, you know,

commentating it. All the humanity. It's coming to get provoked. Yeah. That's so great. Oh, the humanity. I don't know that. Yeah, that's that's not really that's like just that's not a fact Is it yeah, I can be a fact right I'd say climb that one and it is sharp. Matthew and And fun It's a fun fact. I did it fun. I found a really boring when Jess flirts with all the guests. It's so boring. We never have guests

Mother first guest no second second first Macon That trend driving motherfucker Where he's got a very famous podcast he does It's got a great podcast. I got to listen to that the weekly planet the weekly He's a great guy. We're gonna get him on again. Once I was doing, I only don't know was doing a comedy room and Nick Mason was there

and he was standing up at the back of the room eating a soup. Yeah, that sounds like a weird nickname. Do we have to eat in a soup at the back of a room? He's a rich eccentric man who has a... A rich eccentric man? And he has like a robotic soup that he wears and fights crime. Oh, because he looks like Tony Stark.

So what you meant? He is Tony Stark. Sure. I think Dave Warnecke is so charismatic and such a good host. Yeah. And I'm sad that I'm not here when he's here, that for me to come on means that he can't be. No, that's not true. one of us could definitely yeah, I reckon you are the you are the mix of

Jess and I Just had my voice and beard so true. I actually am I'm people say that Jess is broke and then met the royal me there bro And Maddie and we've got that ginger, you know think we both just love it We just we're just out for a good time whether ginger boys Bro nice done up a comedy joy called the ginger boys. We've already drawn up Eric's self-sprung She we've got the finances organized. We're a community. We can be be earning upwards of $20,000 a year next year I love it. Hey. Hey, where's the gingerbread?

Oh, and that's not gonna be. Okay, here. Hey, welcome to the show with all bunch of boys. I kind of feel like you're just doing a Brodon impression. Yeah, that's what it is. We just thought the best way to do this would do. It's two Brodons. Lots of Brodons.

Hey. Bro, I think you could just go solo if you wanted. You could ditch the loose way. I don't have self-confidence. I'll stop it your gorgeous We do need want to keep that because he's the one who's good at like wrapping things up. We're done. I don't know Yeah, I think we're done. Hey, sorry. I'm so sorry. Why you sorry? I feel like I didn't bring enough

quadr... ...implevation. Your mic is more movable than mine. Come over here. Come over here. Not the mic, you. Come here. You. You. You bloody great.

Clutching your face. Just perco. Wait, thank you perco. You bloody great. Thanks mate. Thanks for coming. No, it's been absolutely pleasure. Hey guys, congratulations on all the wonderful success of your podcast.

And now just careers in general. And your careers in general, you guys are fucking doing so well. So great. You got a wonderful kid back home, Maddie and Jess I'm sure, or you don't find her way. And is this normal? Is this normally how things go? Yeah, pretty much.

I broke your fucking mic. That's it. I've treated you with malice and disrespect. Yeah, but that's kind of what we expect to win, man. You saw it's okay. You fucking idiots. Well, let's wrap this shit up. I brought in where can people find you on the interweb? Yeah.

Dark the dark web. You don't really have a personal... Have you done a day on the... If you don't have a day on the dark web? No. So someone do the dark web. What is that? The dark web is the web below the web where people,

you can only get there a certain way, and it's where people buy drugs and child pornography, and you can get people assassinated. Look it up. I feel like, yeah, I don't know. It's really interesting. It feels like it's a real slippery dip. I want to put your toe in there, and it's like a slippery kill. You kill one enemy, and then let it's a real slippery dip. What's your toe in there? It's a slippery kill one one enemy and then the dark web the slippery dip of the

intime. The slippery dip. Hey thanks so much for having me guys. It's been absolute pleasure. It's a dream come true for me and I'm sorry we keep interrupting your podcast with us screaming. No, I kind of miss it when you're not around. Hey Matt, you should also plug what you're up to in the next couple of weeks. Yeah, yeah. So I'm doing a Melbourne, if people are in Melbourne, I'm doing a first-solid show at the Melbourne. What French festivals call Pretty Dry? It's on at the courthouse hotel from the 26th of September into early October, May 30th. And it should be fun.

Obviously a bit, you know, like if you know me from this a little bit fucking loose, but it'll be funny. Funny. Funny as guys in Melbourne, Maddie Stewart. I agree. Big fan. Very, very funny.

Stop it you guys. Hey, that's very sweet of you. Broden, where people find you on Twitter at Atty Donna Boos. That's true. That's true. And your YouTube channel is of the answer to the Diamond Channel. We put a video up today. Let's re-bot some people are saying. Because they're so nice on the internet, as you guys know. Yeah. My favorite that I had on one of my videos was unfunny. Oh, that's the... Yeah, that's... my favorite that I had on one of my videos was unfunny. Oh That's that yeah, that's that's what that stuff always hurts more than like bald fuckhead

Like bald fuckhead I can take it's the stuff that's like you're getting worse Everyone's really nice on this one we put up today, but someone just wrote Like something real hurtful like Some of the people say you guys are genius, that's ridiculous. But someone wrote that. And then someone's wrote, You can't say cooked, no that's not it. That's pretty good, though. Oh no, it's something like...

They're sliding. Oh no! No, they're losing their touch. Now... That may well be. But I'm a work real hard. And John Wallen, if you're listening to the do-goong podcast, then bloody, I'm sorry. Hey, hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. How. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

How long have we been going for? Oh well. Over an hour now and here. GZ crazy. Do you do prefaces on those, you know how big podcasts they do like 40 minutes of, hey, you got to check us out here. No. They shit me.

Yeah, they're awful. Don't do that. Let's, Matt, let's promise to never do that. I promise. Until someone offers you money. And then we'll do it really, really do that. No, definitely for money, we would do that. But I reckon we'd just do it in the show while you were sitting here or whatever.

I don't think we'd record another pre-thing. Yeah. I just, I'd slide a thing across and say, could you read this Coles Mastercard? I'd be like, I love them. It's this Coles Mastercard out? I love them. It's the best mouse card you can get in there. It's so good. Great, right? Feels like this outro is being out for about 40 minutes.

Yeah, too long. But I think it's like we're just, this is all gold. Oh, that's a gold keep digging. Oh, that's a gold keep digging. Ah! Ah! Ugh!

That's what I said. That is what they say. That's a really fine gold. It's fun keep digging. That's a gold. That's not gold. I'm just going to take a podcast and it just sort of fades out on this. I'm picturing that it's faded out long before. I'm so sorry. But I think we all learned something today about planes. Yeah.

Yeah, they're fucking boring. Yeah. Unless they crash, in which, they're fucking boring. Yeah, unless they crash in which case they're very interesting. But I still don't want to be on the line that crashes please. I love them. I love flying in planes. I'm always happy to be on a plane. What I did on the my most recent flight home. Here we go. Here we go. 14 hour flight. I slept for about eight or nine of those hours. I'm so jealous. I've never done that my life. I'll never do it again. Oh, man. But I was just, I did take painkillers to not myself at all.

Well, that's great. I wish I could do that. I'm so jealous of you. Can you sleep on planes? No, I cannot. I can sleep for 30, maybe minutes tops. Yeah. I'm very close to a lounge pass on Virgin.

And I don't know what sounds like it's exciting. Once I get done, I'm going to do a cum. He did say the cum jokes were coming. Broden Kelly, that's the again. I think that means we can now finish the trip. Cody, check us out on at do go on pod on Twitter and Erry Mel address is do go on pod at gmail.com. And we're also on Facebook at slash.

Do go on pod, I think. Do go on podatgmail.com and we're also on Facebook at slash do go on pod I think do go on do go so what a pleasure it's been thanks so much bro don for thank you guys I was been enjoying I thank everybody I love you all I love you around the traps I'm so proud of you oh my god it's getting too real in here

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