Doug Loves Movies - Adam Cayton-Holland, Nathan Lund and Amy Miller guest
Episode Date: May 16, 2022Live from Comedy Works in Denver, Doug welcomes Adam Cayton-Holland, Nathan Lund and Amy Miller to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a fre...e month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers, green and baby sticky seeds
With 50 as a pop or kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
But Doug loves movies
Hey everybody, there's a sign on my stool.
It's made out of wood, I think.
It's got a little rope on it.
And it's Doug Loves Cameras.
Doug Loves Cameras, the noted logo for the show
that we stole from, what's that?
Lance Crafters has a similar logo.
Anyway, you know, I dropped that out of love.
I know it wasn't going to break or anything.
But I need room on my stool for the prize bag.
But let's give this show a proper start
Hey, hey, hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies
This is Doug Loves Movies
Coming to you once again, finally, from Comedy Works in Denver, Colorado It's Sunday, May 8th, 2022
And I am a mile high
Happy Mother's Day, everybody
Any mothers in the house?
Oh, shit.
Any motherfuckers up in here?
Oh, my.
Oh.
Oh, Denver.
Yeah!
Well, thank you for being here,
all the nice mothers
and the people who brought them here.
Or they brought themselves here, you know.
Mothers can do anything.
Except make their own decisions, apparently.
Okay, so...
It's time for Doug plugs
And an awkward transition to be sure
I'm doing stand up at the
Temblor Brewing Company
In Bakersfield, California
On June 25th
For all my dates and deets and links
Go to Douglovesmovies.com
That's Douglovesmovies.com. That's douglovesmovies.com.
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thank you everybody for doing that
so well
makes me feel so good
I brought a very special
prize bag in fact
I'm allergic to it
no I
I brought this bag, which ends up being the best part about this prize bag.
So I'll share what the bag is last.
I'll tell you about the contents I put inside of it.
I've got a water bottle that was given to me by Netflix as a joke at the festival.
Yeah.
You guys like bike bicycling
and
water bottles
with a little loop
on there.
You can hang on
your bicycle
and then you can
run over somebody
trying to cross the street
when you're making a left.
Right?
It's crazy around here.
Some blue bottle coffee.
I forget where
I got that from
but this looks like nice coffee
I don't mess with nice coffee
I just do Starbucks
and then
oh some apricots that I got
on the plane
does anybody up close here love apricots
who does
loves them alright here you go Does anybody up close here love apricots? Who does? Loves them.
Alright, here you go, catch.
Well, I hope you managed to get them.
I hope you scrambled over them. That's like a fly ball in a baseball park, you know.
People scramble for it when it doesn't hit the catcher.
I got a couple of pins, a Doug Benson pin, a Douglas Movies pin,
a cookie they give you when they check you into the hotel,
and a Peacemaker rubber pipe that's only...
Yeah, they're very nice, and it's only been used once.
So all of that's only, yeah, they're very nice, and it's only been used once. So all of that's
in the bag, but check out
the freaking bag, is
what I like to say, because if you ever
wanted to take two
tall ones and put them in a
refrigerated bag,
a cooler bag, if you will,
and zip it up and go
in style to the beach with your mythic
quest to tall one cooler for regular-sized cans I imagine would fit in
there but yeah it's from the TV show mythic quest they sent me this and it's
uh it's on Apple TV.
So somebody's going to win this today.
As you can tell, not a lot on the line here.
There's nothing to be too excited or upset about.
Win or lose, it's more about having a good time.
I like when they say that to people on game shows when they just lost a lot of money. And the person's like, yes, I had a good time.
Yeah, well, it's going to be a bad time for the rest of your life.
Thinking back about that good time
and how you should have solved the puzzle when you had the chance.
You had to spin again.
All right.
I'm about some fictitious game show contestant
but we've got three
real life
live comedians here
to participate
on stage should we get them out here
alright give it up everybody for
Adam, Caden, Holland, Nathan
Lund and Amy Miller.
Hi, everybody.
Hello, hello.
Happy Mother's Day.
Your mommy's here.
That is like a sandwich over there.
It's a great guest sandwich.
We've got noted great guests in the middle, and then two new great guests.
That's just my assumption, that they're both going to be great guests.
Oh, thanks.
New and great, Out the gates.
Both approved by
Amy, but let's introduce everybody
individually
and alphabetically, starting
with the man directly to my left.
Denver
comedy phenom,
if you will. Podcasts,
the Grawlix.
Author.
Oh, you want to play it that way?
You want these guys yelling out shit during your intro?
Doug, I'd like it if Amy take over the intro, if that's cool.
She'd probably be better at it.
It's Adam, Kate, and Holland, everybody.
Hey, everyone. Pleasure to be here. Your name is extra easy for me to remember now, Hey everyone!
Pleasure to be here. Your name is extra easy for me to remember now, because I know with the last name Caden Holland,
you get a lot of people who just suddenly assume, or always assume, there should be that L in there, and they get Clayton.
Clayton.
Yeah, it happens all the time.
And now, when I met you, I introduced you one night.
I got it right, I think.
But now I'm going to have it forever because the recent season of The Bachelor, his name was Clayton.
And that's how they pronounce it, Clayton.
Clayton.
Bachelor Clayton.
Yeah.
And I didn't like that guy at all.
It was a terrible season.
Yeah, and I didn't like that guy at all.
It was a terrible season.
So now it's in my hatred of him,
I can just drop the L in Clayton and call you by your actual name.
Adam Caden Holland, everybody.
I worry I'll fuck up and change Holland to Dutch or something.
Adam Caden Holland, everybody.
God damn it.
Yeah, that L creeped in over there
And there's already plenty of L's in Holland
Alright so
Thank you for being here
First time on the show
Any statements you'd like to make at this time
Just what a journey it was
For you to get to Katen from Clayton
I loved the ride
And I've never even seen The Bachelor
but fuck that guy
if he
if he
if he has
dares to be a Clayton.
It's Clayton
from here on out.
Fuck anyone named Clayton.
It's written
throughout history
and that's all
I got to say, Doug.
Okay.
That's a perfect
opening statement.
Thank you for being here.
Also,
another first timer
Trinidad comedy phenom Thank you for being here. Also, another first-timer,
Trinidad comedy phenom.
Is that fair to say?
And also, he has an album,
the title of which I had to remember one time,
and I completely fucked it up.
But this time, I'm going to nail it.
Wait, wait.
Oh!
Chubby behemoth.
That is my podcast.
So that is...
That's half correct.
I always have to get something wrong.
Did your first album come out recently?
No.
Okay.
I don't record anything so that I can just tell
Whatever old ass jokes I want whenever I want
Smart
Why burn them?
Juggies put out specials
Why put them out there?
Why try to make some money or acclaim
When I can just go under the radar forever?
Yeah
Everyone, every time they see you
Is this shit new? I don't know
I haven't ever heard
Any of his albums
Nathan's OJ bit
Is legendary
And when it's that good
You just tell it
Year after year after year
And I wrote it in 1990
Before the murder
It was the Hertz thing
It was the Buffalo Bills thing.
Yeah, no murder involved.
I like watching him fall and get hurt in the Naked Gun movies.
Because his character just gets beat to shit in every episode.
And I just laugh like it's real.
Yeah, he stumbles around that boat.
Yeah, there's a scene where he just falls into every dangerous thing on the boat
and then eventually falls off while on fire, I think.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was just like, we used to laugh at that.
It was like, the range is going to build up when you're laughed at like that.
You never know how you're going to let it out.
You might try to rob back some of your old antiques.
He kept yelling at the crew to stop laughing at him.
This is serious. OJ, you're killing.
Oh, you think this is killing?
Yeah.
Also joining us today,
we've heard from her already,
and can't possibly hear from her
enough. It's Amy Miller,
everybody!
Hello.
But did you see how quiet I was
when you were getting Nathan's intro wrong?
Did you see how fast I learned?
I did. I thought we established we all enjoyed it
when you jumped in with some good information about Adam.
But yeah, but also, that's how you get it into the heads of the listeners,
by getting it wrong and then repeating it correctly a bunch of times.
That's true.
We all get there together.
It is a great book.
Thank you, Amy.
Tragedy plus time.
Adam, Caden, Holland.
No L in Caden.
14 L's in Holland.
Holland is a choose.
Choose your L adventure With Holland Whatever you want
Adam K.
Choose your L adventure
That'd be a lot of A's though
This is gonna start
Something terrible
Fuck
Holla-la-la-la-land
Holla-land
La-la-land
Okay
Well back to me
Fun
Lamey Miller Let's put an L in Amy
I don't like that
Amely
I think it's called Blamey
Millililler
Amy Millililler is here
And
Just passing through town, eh?
Yeah, I'm so glad this worked out
This was a fun last minute booking
Amy was like, hit me up yesterday Hey, I'm in town, I? Yeah, I'm so glad this worked out. This was a fun last minute booking.
Amy was like,
hit me up yesterday.
Hey, I'm in town.
I heard you're doing Douglas movies.
I said, you're going to be on.
Oh, no, actually I said,
what?
And then followed up
with a text that said,
read in Lil Jon's voice.
Yeah.
I wanted to make sure
that she knew I wasn't.
I was like, I already did.
That's how I read all my books.
Yeah!
Yeah!
So,
speaking of Bachelor
and Bachelorette, he was a great
guest host on Bachelor
in Paradise last summer.
Lil Jon?
Yeah, but just came out
and he just, like, but he had to work
yeah and
what and everything.
I bet he was just
speaking voice, just like, alright, so
how many of you hooked up? And they're like, we did.
He's like, yeah!
Yeah!
I feel like he was
just walking down the beach and they're like, Lil Jon,
you want in on this shit?
He's like, you know what he said.
Sit over here, dude.
All right, so that's who's playing today.
But before we get to the games,
I'd like to ask each of you
to recommend one motion picture for the folks here in the audience and
the listeners to possibly enjoy you know I say possibly because I don't
personally like to recommend movies to people because I don't want to be
responsible for their experience I just want to be like
I liked it you do
you or whatever
but then I still ask
this question of my guests even though I don't like
being asked it because I do think it's
interesting to just throw out some movies that
like the one time when Amy was on
the show and she suggested a documentary
called Jasper Ball
exactly that those that have
gone to the trouble of seeing it it's a rewarding experience it's something yeah it's yeah it's an
interesting movie so uh let's start with you Amy what would you like to recommend today
well since we're in the middle of another Nick Cage-a-sance, I feel,
I just re-watched Moonstruck, and I love it so much.
Yeah, I always forget, and then it's like, it's so fucking funny.
Cher's so goddamn beautiful in it, and then Nick Cage is like crazy and hot.
He's like still missing teeth.
Like, he didn't even like get his anything fixed up yet, you know?
He's like.
Bang, that's Nick Cage.
They made Cher's hair more gray in that movie than it is now, like, today.
It's crazy how they try to age her up in that. Well, she was, like, an old dowager, yeah.
Yeah, she's still just an awesome person, and, like, you know, Nicholas Cage back then, as great as he is, and was then, he was no match for her, you know.
Yeah.
I mean, he had to snap out of it.
She told him.
Snap out of it.
She told him.
She slapped him.
She didn't get thrown out of the entertainment business for slapping Nick Cage.
I'm just saying what happened.
I'm just saying what happened Probably a few times too
They probably did a few takes
I bet you she had fun that day
Maybe her hand hurt at the end of the day
But anyway
Great recommendation
That movie's a frequent flyer
In this portion of the show
like it's come up several times
oh weird
you mention it every time
you do
it's Moonstruck or Jasper Mall
that's all you get
yeah if you could change it up next time
I'd appreciate it
I don't know it might not have been me it probably was
I don't know Amy has a learning disability where me, it probably was, I don't know.
Amy has a learning disability
where she only remembers Moonstruck.
It's a very rare, sad condition.
Oh, wait until you see me play the games,
you're not wrong.
Whenever I see like a low moon in the sky,
I yell and nobody understands it or cares,
that's Cosmo's moon!
See, exactly.
That's the reaction it gets.
You're just like, what?
Even when you're talking about Moonstruck,
the reference isn't funny.
All right, so who else wants to step up
with a recommendation?
Adam, do you have something to recommend?
Wildhawks 2.
Don't even fuck with 1.
Will you be confused at all?
You can skip it?
Is there a previously in Wildhs one? We were talking backstage
Watch the trailer
They'll give up one
They'll fill you right in
Then go straight to two
They swished it
It's all the same peeps?
I don't know
I've never seen one or two
Doug's writing this down
What a trickster.
I just wanted to come out and earnestly be like,
Wild Hogs 2 is my favorite shit.
And if you guys don't like it, you're stupid as fuck.
I just am not even sure there is a Wild Hogs 2.
There has to be.
I don't think there is.
Is there a Wild Hogs 2?
And if there is, it's got different actors.
Wilder Hogs. Wilder Hogs.
Wilder Hogs.
And then 3 is the wildest hogs.
Still Hogs.
Still Hogs.
My friend and I used to joke that there was a sequel to Stomp the Yard.
It was like Stomp the Yard 8 and it was called Can't Stop Stomping.
And he's like 85 and his knees, he needs Stop Stomping. And he's like 85
and his knees,
he needs to stop stomping.
But it's just fucking in him.
Can't Stop Stomping.
Hey, with an I.
Maybe it's called
Old Dogs, New Tricks
and there's like
a younger generation
like baby versions
of each of them
to set up like a franchise. Oh, like a reboot generation like baby versions of each of them to set up
like a franchise. Oh, like a reboot?
Or a prequel.
A prequel to Wild Hogs.
That'd be good. Look who's hogging
and they're babies.
There's little baby tricycle
motorcycles.
Well, I gotta get to work on a screenplay.
Because he is an author.
Look who's hogging two.
Look who's hogging now.
They just write themselves.
But what's your recommendation, Adam, for reals this time?
A real movie that I like, and I forgot how good it was.
It's an old movie, 70s, five easy pieces.
Jack Nicholson.
I love that movie.
He's so hot in that movie. He's amazing in that movie.
I think he was nominated for Best Actor, and he
plays like a rich kid who rejects that world
and goes and works in like an oil field,
but then his dead father's dying, he has to go
back and reconnect with them, and it's just like an
awesome road trip Jack Nicholson
movie from the 70s. It's
a great movie. Five easy pieces.
Here's my question for you.
Do you have a question, Nathan?
Is it based on the world's most
boring puzzle? Because that seems like
you've been hanging out
with your kids a lot and you're doing a lot of
five-piece puzzles and you're like, you know,
fuck a thousand
piece puzzle. I want a
five-piece puzzle. I want to know what it is
right away. You should see these babies try the five pieces though. They want a five piece puzzle. I want to know what it is right away.
You should see these babies try the five pieces though.
They're still bad at it.
Yeah, any kid can do four
but five's the real curveball.
They put little pegs
on them and everything
and these idiots
still can't figure it out.
Are you calling
my sons idiots?
Yeah.
I'll take it, whatever.
Baby hogs.
My baby hogs?
Okay, here's my question.
Why is
Jack Nicholson's character
what leads up to him
being so mean to the waitress in the diner?
Well, I think it's
a slow unraveling of having to go back.
Because people cheer him on in that scene
and I feel like he's harassing her and being terrible
do you? I do
it's the most famous scene where he basically wants a sandwich
and she's like we don't have that
and he's like but you have all the ingredients for that
so fucking make the sandwich
it's a pretty nice thing to say to somebody
who's just working at a restaurant
who just doesn't fucking have that goddamn sandwich.
I think it's him being like, it's swinging against the machine.
Right.
He's like, you're in the bed in this way.
But he takes it all out on the waitress.
I don't think it's aged well.
Yeah, you're probably right.
Because he tells her, the last thing he says is he tells her to take all those ingredients and hold them between her knees.
Which is the oddest insult to end of a rant thing to say, but people loved it.
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know how that plays, and I'm going to have to try it in real life.
It makes the sandwich flavors congeal a little bit.
You know what I mean?
It's like a panini press.
He wanted it toasted.
He wanted it toasted
with little grill marks.
I do call my thighs
a George Foreman grill.
Okay, so...
Five easy pieces, but it might be problematic.
I don't know.
I take Doug's asterisk.
I recommend it for me, not for you necessarily.
It's great.
I'm just here to pick at these things.
I don't feel that badly about the scene in the movie.
But, you know, these days, it's like really,
your heart goes out to the people who are willing to serve food.
And willing to serve.
I could have just stopped right there.
People are like, why is he bringing up the military?
But there you go.
People who are willing to serve food.
Thank you for your service.
Of food.
Okay, so...
I got these grill marks in Vietnam, goddammit.
Put my hand in the fry-o-lator for the weekend.
I'm going to start saying thank you for your service
to the servers.
Thank you for that service.
Thank you for the service
I just had.
It's like the old
Brian Regan bit about,
you know,
you get out of the taxi
at the airport
and they say,
have a nice flight.
You go,
you too.
I mean
if you ever
and then he
goes on a long thing
alright Nathan
you've had a lot of time
to think about it
not make as terrible
choices as these
other two
what
what would you
like to recommend
so
I live in Trinidad
I used to live in Denver
and I worked at the Mayan
and I just read
and there was a movie
there that was great.
The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus is very fun.
Yeah, Terry Gilliam.
Very fun.
Heath Ledger's last movie.
It's great.
It's fun.
It's weird.
Hadn't watched it in like a decade.
I was trying to think of something good.
You died in the process of filming, right?
Yeah. I was trying to think of something good. He died in the process of filming, right? Yeah, and so they had to have some people
like, some people
help fill in
some of the scenes that he wasn't able to get to.
Jude Law, Johnny Depp,
Colin Farrell are all
in it briefly. But yeah, it's fun.
Tom Waits is the devil.
So yeah, it ended up being
kind of a style choice to
have this one character
suddenly played by somebody else briefly
a few times in the film.
They made it work, yeah, and it was weird, it was great.
Terry Gilliam, kind of typical.
Gilliam, yeah.
You got a few.
I mean, in this crowd, I feel like Moonstruck really took it.
But, you know, it's not really a competition. It's just about
letting people...
Look, I said Wild Hogs to fake
and this crowd lost its mind.
So if I had said that for real, I feel like
I might have been in the running on that one.
I almost
said Boonstruck,
I almost gave the win there to Moonlight, which would have been a twist for them.
To get the win incorrectly.
Alright, thanks for visiting Recommendation Nation, and we have to take a break now, so we'll be right back after these messages!
messages.
We're back and we had such a fun time
that
all y'all
missed out on.
You really
have to come see the show in person.
That's guitar.
Adam, you brought your acoustic? Somebody kicked a guitar or something. So in our games today, Amy's going to be playing for the Dan Vinci Code.
Is that right?
Dan Vinci Code?
The Dan Vinci Code.
Vinci Code.
And Nathan's playing for Flash Lee Gordon.
And Anna's playing for Gereric Park.
Which sounds like a park for old dinosaurs.
Yeah, we sent Grandma to Gereric Park.
It was that or a nursing home. And they let her roam around.
She gets to eat a goat every once in a while.
And she kind of gets, has a little fun with the electrified fence, to be honest.
It's kind of a wake up for her in the morning.
I'm just picturing your grandma just like stalking the car, and suddenly her eyes like right in the window.
Oh shit, it's grandma!
Oh shit, it's grandma.
Is that Triceratops shit?
No, grandma shits once a month now.
And it's a blessing.
She's grateful every month that it comes.
But Laura Dern's still out there putting her hands in it.
still out there putting her hands in it.
It wasn't as much the dinosaurs.
That wasn't the part that interested her.
Shoving her fists into poop.
I saw latex gloves in the Jeep, Laura.
Why the hell?
It's right in there.
She, like, wanted to dive in. She wanted to
taste test it.
She's so in love with that poop.
Figuring out what's
going on.
It's like a fucking robot dinosaur.
Don't be worried about his poop.
Why is it even eating?
Why are they making them
so they need to eat?
Fix that glitch, Jeff Goldblum.
Yeah.
What if Robocop shit a lot?
That would have been a fun movie.
He's just always in the can.
Robocop, we told you, you're eating too much fuel.
I burn up a lot out there.
Robocop's in the handicapped stall
and the guy in the wheelchair comes in.
Oh, no!
This is why the Terminators
are always running so fast.
And the runs.
It's time for a game. I might not be able to play this game today because
my voice
I've got a cotton mouth
I don't know if you heard about the weed in this town
is it a singing game?
it's a game where I have to do an impression
of a gruff voice
so hang on.
Okay, I'm better now.
I think I can do this.
It's a game called...
What do I call it? Who Has My Pig?
What do I call it?
Who has my pig?
All right, Nicolas Cage.
We spoke earlier about how awesome he is and he's having a Cage-a-science.
He, um...
If you haven't seen Massive Talent,
check it out.
That's what they're calling it now
because they regret giving it a long title.
People can't remember.
And, um... But his previous film to that, or, you know, he's in so many films, title people can't remember.
But his previous film to that, or you know,
he's in so many films, but
one of his other films that came
out during the pandemic that I fell
in love with for multiple reasons
is a film called Pig.
And yeah.
There it is. You hear those people?
They're the ones that saw it.
People see it, applaud when they hear it mentioned, and everyone else lays low.
So I'm saying check it out because it does, people are excited about it afterwards.
I'm excited about it because it's not really a comedy, but it makes me laugh.
Which is kind of what I would say about Nicolas Cage in general.
which is kind of what I would say about Nicolas Cage in general.
So in this game,
I'm going to do my impression of Nicolas Cage
in the film Pig.
It's not a good impression,
but the point is to listen to what I'm saying
because in each round,
Nicolas Cage is going to accuse
a different celebrity of taking his pig.
And then in his
rant against them, there will be clues
about who he's
talking to. You can guess
as often as you like, and
the first person who guesses correctly in each
round wins a point for that round.
Okay.
Please, no audience guesses.
I just heard somebody
sigh like, oh, I was really
planning to jump
in there. I thought I could win
this thing.
You thought all 200 of us were playing?
No.
Oh my god, it would be over so fast
because audience members know the answer
sooner than people on stage.
Oftentimes in any kind of quiz game
because it's a different kind of pressure.
And you better not mouth it to me silently.
Oh, how dare you, Amy.
Amy, you're normally an exemplary guest.
I know, I'm sorry.
No cheating from Amy Miller.
Doug, real quick,
do you know how Obama puts out
his favorite movies every year?
Pig was one of them.
Yeah.
It was on Obama's list.
Now will you see it?
Obama liked it.
So if you meet Obama, Doug, I want you to talk to him about Pig.
First thing I'm going to ask him is how high he was when he watched it.
To be fair, he thought it was Wild Hogs.
I thought it was a sequel to Wild Hogs.
That's pretty good.
Okay, so...
God, I'd love to watch Wild Hogs with a wild hog.
Oh my God.
You know Michelle loves it.
Okay, here we go.
On stage, people's only.
Respond with whatever sliver
you think he's talking to.
Do you have my pig?
Yeah, say it every time.
Or some variation on that.
Do you have my pig?
Your name is too cumbersome.
Can I call you Alan or Phil or Snatchy?
I want to call you Doctor.
Benedict Cumberbatch.
Who was first on that?
I think it was Nathan.
Nathan, congratulations.
It was.
It's Benny Cumberbatch.
I can't read my own writing sometimes.
It's a serious flaw.
I want to call you doctor
because you play one in movies.
Feels strange.
Yeah, I could see that poster there
and I think it helped.
Oh, shit.
Were you holding that up?
No, no, no. No, she didn't. Earlier, oh shit were you holding that up no no no earlier earlier
she was holding that up earlier that's right
and Benedict Cumberbatch was a very excellent guest host
on SNL last night
very funny
very committed to all the bits
you watch it live
I watch it live
I especially don't fall asleep when I watch it here
because it's on
earlier in the evening.
When I'm on the East Coast
and it's on at 11.30,
the second musical guest
performance...
I can never make it
all the way through.
A lot of times it's not worth it.
Other times,
Benny Cumberbatch was really
into it. You could times, Benny Cumberbatch was really into it.
Like you could tell he really likes hosting and wants to keep doing it.
He did it like six years ago.
And he's back.
He wants that five-timers road.
All right, so Nathan's on the board.
He's got one point.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was close. It's a tight one. Still anybody's game one point. Yeah. Yeah, it was close.
It's a tight one.
Still anybody's game, though.
As I say often.
Yeah, there's been one question.
Just one question.
I would hope it's still anybody's game.
What a weird contest.
No, it's over.
It is over.
There's a lot you have to go through.
It's not just yell Benedict Cumberbatch and win.
All right, here's the next one.
Watching you find the character is the best part of this game.
He's method, dude.
Yeah, he goes to a place.
Do you have my pig hidden away in that town where you control everybody with your mind?
Wanda.
Oh, I don't know her name.
A fish called Wanda. I had a vision that a pig is being held by someone named Martha, Marcy, May, Marlene.
It's fucking...
I don't remember the names of her twin sisters.
How rude.
Yeah.
Her last name's Olsen. I know that.
Does that count? What? Olsen.
Does that count? Well, it might help the other
two players.
Isn't it called WandaVision? It's still in play.
The TV show in question
is called WandaVision. Ah, fuck.
Lisa Olsen, Patty Olsen,
Mary Olsen.
It's called WandaVision.
Ah, fuck.
Lisa Olsen, Patty Olsen, Mary Olsen.
Abigail Olsen.
Not Mary-Kate, not Ashley.
No.
The sister.
Jennifer Olsen.
Elizabeth Olsen.
That is correct.
God damn it. Stop.
God damn it.
I'm looking ahead and this is going to be too difficult for y'all.
I'm just yelling WandaVision.
I don't even understand the game.
Yeah.
That was funny as hell.
WandaVision.
I hope no one listening to this show
broke their device.
I hope no one walked into this show broke their device. I hope no one
walked into traffic
yelling into their phone.
But yeah, Elizabeth Olsen,
she's a big deal.
I saw Martha.
Martha Marcy May Marlene was really good.
But I couldn't think of her fucking first name at all.
You can remember all those names, but not hers.
Yeah.
That's what throws you off about her. You just know all those names but not hers. That's what throws you off about
hers. You just know her as all
those other names.
But yes, you did it.
Elizabeth Olsen. Wait.
Guess what? That means Nathan wins
this game.
We were playing to two points, but I still want to...
I wrote these down, so I'm going to do them anyway.
All right.
So this next one is, do you have my pig?
Did one of your significant others use time travel on my pig?
Because if you know where my pig is, and you're just sitting around having a game night,
you truly are a mean girl.
Lindsay Lohan.
Tina Fey.
Okay, we got game night, mean girl,
time traveler's wife,
and about time.
Who's in all four of those?
Fuck.
I'm thinking of her face.
Shit.
Bam, I hope these actresses don't enjoy this podcast. Shit. There.
I hope these actresses don't enjoy this podcast
because they won't anymore.
Rachel McAdams.
Rachel McAdams.
That's it.
Winning even when he's losing.
The great Nathan Lund.
And here's this one.
If you all just look at me
on this one,
there's no hope.
Do you have my pig, Benedict Wong?
Benedict Wong.
That's correct.
But I also don't know who that is.
Who is that?
All four of them are starring in
Doctor Strange
and the multiverse-y-verse-y-verse.
Is that B.D. Wong?
Is he going by Benedict now?
Do you think there are any multiverses
that are perfectly sane?
I think madness is an unnecessary word
at the end of that sentence.
But I'm sorry,
what was your question?
I couldn't picture
Benedict Wong
and I thought maybe
it was B.D. Wong.
It's not B.D. Wong.
No, Benedict Wong
plays Wong
to keep it real easy for you
in the Marvel universe.
He was in, you know,
a few of them now.
Oh, okay, cool.
I'll check those out marvel movies you
said they sound fun how many are they i mean they're just they're just out there saving going
to the cinema because they're the only movies people go to anymore yeah isn't that well that's
complicated isn't it they're saving it they're destroying it at the same time yeah i'll take
the saving it part i'll take that there's still theaters you can go.
I'll go sit by myself and watch an art film
while eight other screens in that multiplex are showing the popular thing.
Hopefully it's a win-win for everybody.
Plus, I still like seeing the Marvel movies on the big screen.
I find seeing them on the small one just sort of makes it less, you know, less exciting, even though it's just
a silly movie anyway.
Oh, everybody's still here!
I thought I was just sitting backstage
talking after the show.
Alright, so, congratulations
Nathan, first time guest, first time
win.
He crushed it. That was a good win, buddy.
Good win. But you've. That was a good win, buddy. Good win.
You've got miles to conquer before you
sleep because you've got to
go back to Trinidad. No, because
the two more games
have to be played
and you have to win
the last one. That's the one that really matters.
All you win from this one
is getting to go first in the next game,
which is not
an advantage.
It's not an advantage
at all.
Yeah, welcome
to Thunderdome.
You get to go first in
ABCD's Nuts!
Yeah, Nuts! Yeah, nuts.
It's a spelling game.
That's why it has ABCD in the rest of it,
just because I'm a silly pants.
ABCDEF, you know the alphabet.
We're going to start with you, Nathan.
I'll tell you a letter that's in the thing
we're going to spell today,
and then you just name any movie that begins with that letter.
Today we're going to spell Mile High City.
Yeah.
You know where you are.
So Nathan gets the M,
and you name any movie that begins with an M,
and after you do that successfully,
which I'm sure you will,
then we'll go to Amy, and she
will name a movie that begins
with I, until we've gone through
and spelled Mile High City.
But, here's the fun
part.
I mean, the rest of it's
fun, but here's the real fun part.
Here's what really takes it up a notch.
I've written down one movie for each letter, and it's all connected with a theme.
So as you go, the theme might become more clear.
It might be easier for you to match me.
Because if you match me, game's over.
Throw your microphone down.
You've won this particular game. If we match the theme if you match me, game's over, throw your microphone down, you've won
this particular game.
If we match the theme
that you've come up with.
If you think of the theme,
I don't care.
I'd rather you keep it
to yourself.
Okay.
Because, you know,
the other players,
a lot of times people
blurt out what they think
the theme is
and now all the players know.
Got it, got it, got it.
So it might be more strategic
to keep it to yourself
but also you need to match
the movie I've
written down when it gets to you whatever letter it is got it but if you
figure out the theme you might be able to match it some say that makes it even
harder to think of a title so sometimes you might want to just you know punt and
just say a movie begins with that letter come, films that Tim Allen was in. Come on.
Tim Allen was in.
Okay.
First letter's M, Nathan.
Just name a movie, it begins with M. You can't possibly know the theme at this point.
So, any movie.
Meet the Fockers?
Great example, something I might have written down,
if the theme was like movies with Fockers in them.
Focking movies.
But I decided to start things off with a motion picture called Me, Myself, and Irene.
Yeah. Some people like that movie. Sometimes the individual movies get applause.
Amy, the next letter is I. Interstellar. It's funny, when I comes up in this game,
a lot of people say Interstellar.
It's like a front of the mind I title.
Not the one I was looking for.
I wrote down, I am legend.
You guys are intrigued.
Holy shit.
Benson's playing 3D chess.
All right, Adam, the next one is L.
Lost in translation.
Great example of an L title.
You know how I feel about L's.
Bring them on and let them in.
That's what I wrote down.
I wrote down let them in.
Or let me in, rather. Let me in.
Vampire remake of a better vampire movie
called Let the Right One In.
Yeah.
E is the next letter back to you Nathan
everything everywhere all at once yeah I love when that movie gets a mention I haven't seen it yet so settle down
it's really good
don't talk to me about it after the show because I don't know shit
you're in for a treat Nathan
yeah everybody loves it
more people need to see it though for sure
you know it's doing okay
at the box office but then
Doctor Strange opens up and it's like
it's made more in one weekend
than Everything Everywhere
made over six weeks.
And I haven't seen Doctor Strange yet.
I'm sure it's great, but Everything Everywhere
is just such a great original thing
that we should support it as much as we can.
All right.
Couldn't agree more.
Yeah. Off my soapbox,
I wrote down for the letter E,
I wrote down a movie called Eat My Dust.
Starring Ron Howard.
Yeah.
It was a movie where he was a race car driving enthusiast
who often drove on dirt.
So that's why it was called Eat My Dust.
He was a polite young man.
It sounds rude.
I like that the title
delivers on the premise.
Yeah.
He agreed to star in it
when the dude
that was running
that low-budget studio
agreed to let him
direct a movie.
And that's how Ron Howard
got into directing is he acted in a stupid
race car movie and then his
first movie he directed, Grand Theft Auto
was a stupid race car movie.
Thought that was an odd choice.
What was the L movie again?
The L movie was Let Me In.
Okay.
Starring Chloe Grace Moretz and Cody Smith
McPhee. You could not get an audition
for that movie
if you only had two names.
H is the next letter.
I'm going to say her.
Oh, I like that.
I like that movie.
I like that musical artist.
But I wrote, how green is my valley?
Perfect.
I mean, if it's too green,
you should take medication.
You should have somebody look at it.
All right, I is the next letter.
How about I, legend?
Is that really a thing?
Yeah. Instead of I, legend, is I, legend? Oh that really a thing? Yeah.
Instead of I, legend, is I, legend?
Oh, no, I was thinking I, robot, and I fucked it up.
Because I'm actually a robot.
Uh-oh.
And this is the first time I've been exposed.
He can't stop shitting.
System malfunction.
System malfunction.
System malfunction.
System malfunction.
I am legend would be a better way to say that.
Right, but that was what I wrote down earlier.
Are you hoping I just wrote it down again?
Also, I robot does begin with I.
Yeah.
Okay, final answer, I robot.
Can I phone a friend?
I robot.
Oh, I went with I amot. Can I phone a friend? iRobot.
Oh, I went with I am Sam.
Yeah, oh, indeed.
G is the next letter to Nathan.
Go.
Oh, so close.
I wrote going my way.
Yeah.
Was that another movie that nobody saw?
That Ron's brother Clint Howard starred in?
No.
It's one of those stupid old classics starring Bing Crosby and what's his name?
Catherine Hepburn's husband, Spencer Tracy.
Anyway, you know, for people who are into old movies, it's a big one.
Amy, I apologize for this one in advance.
H?
I do know the theme, and it is harder now.
Yeah, exactly.
I can't.
I don't know.
Harry and the Hendersons.
I know it's not right, but what a fun movie.
That's fun, yeah.
It's a fun answer.
In almost any situation.
People just smile thinking of it.
Whether you like it or you don't like it,
it's just a funny thing.
It's like when that kid goes,
boy, is this guy strong.
Oh, goodness.
Okay.
I went with a movie from 1967 that co-starred,
the only interesting thing about it is it co-starred John Lennon
because he acted in some things,
and it's called How I Won the War.
Yeah.
Hopefully these get a little more into territory that's doable.
C is the next letter to Adam.
Okay, I have an idea. Okay, I love it.
I'm so excited when somebody thinks they're on it
because you've either got it or you don't.
I, legend, no.
Um.
I see
a legend.
Call me by your name.
Call me by your name. That, shit. Call me by your name.
That is such a good answer.
Yeah, so good.
You really caught on to what was happening here,
but I wrote, catch me if you can.
Which I think those movies, aren't they related?
Call me by your name and catch me if you can.
Hey, come back here, your name And catch me if you can Hey come back here
Are you her name?
I
I don't feel good about this one for you Nathan
I
I don't feel good about this whole game
I have no idea
I haven't heard of any
Most of the movies you've been mentioning
I don't know what the theme is
really sophomore slumping up here
but
I
I'll go
I Heart Huckabees
ooh
great movie
oh yeah
that's what I should have picked
I picked a movie called
If I Stay
also with
Chloe Grace Moretz
as it turns out
tea Amy
you got this
you know the theme
I think I'm making up a movie but I bet it exists
go for it
take me out to the ball game
oh my god!
No!
It is a movie though, right?
So fucking close.
I wrote down, take me home tonight.
Yeah, I don't wanna go to the fucking ball game.
I wanna go home.
I'm E.T. Let's get to to go home. I'm E.T.
Let's get to know each other.
I'm E.T., not...
I'm E.T., not P. Rose.
All right.
Last letter, and I feel really good about this,
and you're going to get it.
Okay.
Do you feel good about it?
I have an idea, and I feel close to you
throughout this pod, so I'm hoping. I'm hoping. Okay, the letter Y, what is it? You, me, and I feel close to you throughout this pod. So I'm hoping.
I'm hoping.
Okay, the letter Y, what is it?
You, me, and Dupree.
That is the correct answer!
Yes!
So good.
Well done, Adam.
The Farrelly brothers front and back.
I see what you're doing. I see what you're doing.
I see what you're doing.
I wasn't doing that.
I just...
That wasn't the theme?
They just were the right letters.
Got it.
Got it.
Yeah, because it was all me, myself, and I.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The whole theme there.
Yeah.
Yeah, which I often forget to say what the theme is after.
And the audience doesn't even ask.
On Zoom, the guests don't ask sometimes. And so if you ever are wondering what the theme is after. And the audience doesn't even ask. On Zoom, the guests don't ask sometimes.
And so if you ever
are wondering
what the theme was,
you usually,
people who listen
figure it out.
They're on to me
and my games.
And they know
that there's two
commercial breaks.
And that I'm sad
about having to go
to the next one.
We'll be right back.
We're back. We're back.
I hope everyone had a wonderful bathroom break.
You missed a spot.
Clean that up.
But they're probably familiar,
the people that aren't in the room,
are probably familiar with this next game
because I'm just in love with playing this game.
Nathan will probably love it most of all
out of all the panelists.
It's called The Little Search Engine That Could.
See, you hear that?
Some people know it.
Other people are like, what's this, a new thing?
Okay, we'll give it a try.
We're sitting here.
So here's how it goes.
I type the word, every time it's different,
this game, The Little Search Engine That Could.
Today, I type the word seven into the search engine in IMDB.
And then I wrote down the top seven titles that came up, the top seven motion pictures
throughout the history of motion pictures.
No TV movies, no TV series, just movies.
The top seven movies when I typed in seven.
The magnificent seven, if you will.
Woo!
Woo!
I was going to say welcome back, but you work here.
You too!
You too I mean
I mean when you come back
From
From grabbing some nachos
This is great timing
Everybody getting their checks
Right now
I'm explaining this complicated game
But they know it You know it Three rounds everybody getting their checks right now. I'm explaining this complicated game.
But they know it. You know it.
Three rounds.
We'll go down the line.
Adam won that one.
So we'll go Adam, Amy,
Nathan. You're each going to get three opportunities
to name a movie that you hope
is in this
top seven movies
with seven in the title according to IMDb today.
And of course, IMDb.
I'm talking about the search engine.
I'm talking about the popular search engine.
It's not my decision.
I don't pick these.
It's the top seven according to the algorithm
today.
And like I said,
Adam, you're going to start us off.
And if you name the one that said number one
on this list, you get seven points.
All the way down to if you name
the number seven, you get one point.
After three rounds and three
guesses each, we'll see who has the most points.
And declare them the winner.
And then give
this beautiful bag.
This Mythic Quest bag.
We don't get any help anymore, right?
There's no help from the audience.
Okay.
Oh, fun wrinkle.
Amy, you just helped me think of a frinkle.
Here's the frinkle.
On your third round, if you'd like, and why wouldn't you,
you can go to the person whose name tag you chose as your lifeline.
Oh, nice.
That's a fabulous idea.
Thank you.
It's because we used to do it.
Right, but in a different game and when we play this on zoom
we don't have you know you don't have a lifeline
so but thank you for that idea
I know you're trying to figure out
the best tip possible
because don't forget
to tip everybody let's hear it for the
wait staff here because don't forget to tip everybody. Let's hear it for the waitstaff here.
Every single one of them, I talked to all of them,
they all blew off their mothers today.
And just to be here, so hook them up so they can take their mother out for dinner tonight,
or they can just go out on their own.
Let mom sleep it off.
It's all she wants.
It's all she fucking wants.
Okay, so, Adam, you get to go first.
Out of all the movies out there,
there's a lot of them I discovered with the word seven in the title.
Which one do you think would be number one
on this list?
I think it would be the movie Seven.
Just straight up.
Original Seven.
S-E-7 instead of
a V-E-N.
What the fuck was that?
It disturbs me to this day
that people can look at that
and see the word seven.
Oh, I only write Vs as seven still.
I saw that.
I was like, I'm incorporating that.
That word is
se-seven-ven.
That's how you pronounce
S-E-7-E-N,
which is an awesome new metal band,
Se-7-N.
It's a fucking killer nu metal band.
I think they're a little
poppy.
But that's my speed.
I like pop nu metal.
I like Tim Allen movies
and pop nu metal.
Simple guy.
Simple guy That's number one
Number one on the board
Good old
Sis seven
Is right there and worth sis seven points
For you
Adams, Kate and Holland
But that doesn't mean
that the other two players are out
because there's still
points on the board.
Amy, maybe you can grab that number two
for six points.
Be right nipping on Adam's heels.
I'm going to say
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
That is a very famous movie
with the word seven in it.
Is,
what about,
they're trying to remake it,
I guess?
Yeah.
They're going,
can we do this?
How do we,
what do you think the living arrangement should be?
Because clearly Snow White and Seven Dudes all living together.
She does all the chores
while they're at the diamond mines.
I've already seen remakes of this movie
on Pornhub.
It's pretty good.
Well, alright. Well, I hope they hire actual little people.
I still get confused about... If I were a little person, I wouldn't like that expression.
Little person.
But what do you say?
What do you do, Amy?
Put all this on Amy.
Solve it, Amy.
Yeah, Amy, what do you think it is?
I think you find out what someone wants to be called
and then you call them that.
Oh!
No, not that. Definitely not that.
Something else.
Yeah, something different than that.
That doesn't sound right to me.
All right, Amy,
so what do you want to be called?
Unfortunately,
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
didn't make the top seven
What the fuck
Yeah exactly
Holy shit
But Amy's still got two more rounds
And help on the third round
So anything can happen
Nathan
Name a movie
That's got the word seven in it
And hope that it's up there.
Seven Psychopaths.
Woo!
Love that movie.
Sounds like a woman who's been married
seven times.
That came in at number
three, my friends!
Alright!
That's worth five big points.
Sweet.
Adam has seven.
Nathan has five.
It's always great to have Amy here.
Oh, yeah.
I wanted to say this earlier.
Watch out now.
Adam Caden Holland has the upper hand.
That was a bad Morgan Freeman from seven.
He says that? Yeah. Yeah has the upper hand. That was a bad Morgan Freeman from Seven. He says that?
Yeah, towards the end.
Yeah, they name dropped me in that movie.
I don't know how that was the take that Fincher went with.
Can I blow up Seven for everybody?
Yeah, right?
Can I ruin it?
Everybody's seen it.
No, it's just one dumb thing that always eats at me
You know what's crazy?
No, ma'am, or weird dude
I couldn't see who said that
But no, not KC
No, what I'm talking about
What I'm talking about
A lot of classics are getting ruined by these dudes.
But no, this particular one,
Morgan Freeman is like,
leaning back,
wow, that was a wonderful dinner that you made,
Gwyneth Paltrow.
I hope your head doesn't ever end up in a box.
I mean, that's what he's thinking.
He doesn't say that exactly.
But he's like, that was really good.
I really enjoyed that dinner. And they's like, that was really good. I really enjoyed that dinner.
And they're like, thanks for coming over.
Must be a tough case you're working on.
I forget the dialogue.
But then a subway train, like the L or something,
what cities do you take place in?
Goes by.
Yeah, subway goes by.
And the entire apartment shakes like a
9.7 earthquake.
And Gwyneth
shrugs and Brad Pitt
shrugs and they go,
you know, it's something
we have to live with. It only happens every seven
minutes or so.
But that was the first time
it happened, like where the trains all
stalled that night.
Like why hadn't that happened previously if he'd been there for an entire meal?
Or are they quick eaters?
Not a lot of chewing.
Yeah.
But that's the kind of stupid shit I catch and then, you know, somebody probably has an explanation, but I won't accept it.
I'm not
taking them at this time.
That office is closed.
Alright, whose turn
is it? We're back to Adam
kicking ass in this game
thus far.
But
these aren't easy.
As I look at them,
I wonder if you will say one of them.
What do you got?
I'm in for us.
What do you got?
Okay, I wonder if it's my turn to talk or you're...
I was going to say this first.
I can keep going if you'd like.
I was going to say this first last time.
You need more time.
But I thought the other one would be the number one.
Seven Samurai.
You're going Seven Samurai.
Seven Samurai.
From 1954.
Akira Kurosawa.
I'm not familiar.
I don't know it.
Number two on the list.
What is happening?
Can this really be happening?
Uncanny
ability to pick out.
So we're totally fucked, right?
This is...
Amy's head's in a box.
Mine's next to the box.
Mine wouldn't fit.
It was a small box.
I mean, that was an amazing poll.
I gotta say. That was really... was an amazing poll. I gotta say.
That was really impressive. That was the first one I thought of.
I thought of that first,
but I thought the movie was seven.
Before the movie is seven.
Yeah.
Doug said seven 90 times.
And you started thinking,
oh man, Kurosawa at his greatest.
All right.
What can I say?
I'm elegant.
I'm refined. I'm refined.
I like Kurosawa,
Tim Allen,
and Poppy New Metal.
You're all over the place.
Just a normal dude.
But yeah,
you're pretty right.
The math is not
going to work out
in your favor
here, Nathan,
but we're going to
play this out anyway.
Are we? Alright. For fun.
Amy,
let's get Amy on the board first of all.
I hope so. Yeah, you
got this. Okay.
Well, when you typed it in,
did you type out all the letters
or did you just put the numbers? It's interesting.
Their search engine will accept either.
Okay. But I did type in S-E-7-E-N.
But that was a good question
because the titles do go back and forth
between being the number seven
and written out seven.
There's several examples of each on this list
because this list does not distinguish between the two.
If it's seven, it's in there.
Then I'm going to say 27 dresses.
The ladies gasp.
Just in awe.
Holy shit.
They're just imagining what it would be like to have 27
dresses.
Okay, Amy, we'll have you back
for a third round in a minute.
Not on there?
And see if you can get on the board.
No, 27 dresses didn't make it on a list of seven movies.
I don't know if 27 would ruin it by being one word.
Like 20-somethings.
All right.
Nathan.
like 20-somethings.
All right.
Nathan.
I don't even know if this is a movie
or an old play
or some shit,
but I can't stop
thinking about it.
Seven brides
for Sister Sarah.
Seven,
no,
seven guys.
It's a lesbian movie.
Do you hear that
one guy laughing at you?
One guy, I think me as well, knows the two movies you're thinking of. Oh, it's a lesbian movie. Do you hear that one guy laughing at you? One guy, I think me as well,
knows the two movies you're thinking of.
Oh, it's too different.
But one is a musical.
So it's, yeah, so it's...
That guy's laugh was amazing.
How about, is this a movie?
Fuck that guy seven times in a row.
With Gwyneth Paltrow's head.
That guy really hates you.
He thinks I'm so stupid.
I used to be so smart.
It was like a half hour ago.
Everybody was like,
Lun's got it.
And now this guy's pointing and laughing.
You're going to laugh too
when you find out what it was for Sister Sarah.
It wasn't Seven Brothers.
Seven Brides for...
Okay, yeah.
So can I go with that or whatever?
What are you calling it?
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers.
That's it.
That's it.
And then it's Six Guns for Sister Sarah.
Is that right?
No, it's Two Mules for Sister Sarah.
Two Mules.
That's why he laughs so hard.
Because he knew that.
He's the only one
that knew the mule thing.
Everyone else just thought
you were fucking up a title.
Two mules, one sister?
Was that a thing?
Was that a...
To be fair,
Nathan lives in Trinidad, Colorado,
where you can still trade
two mules for seven brides
god yeah
that is one of those
if I was in the crowd
I would have
laughed real hard
at myself
because like
what are you doing
up there
this is your moment
so yeah
so seven brides
for seven brothers
is worth four points
Hey who cares right
Might as well be nothing
Might as well be a negative point
Yeah it's just a shame that Adam was so good at this twice
Yeah
That he got the top two
Was really clever of him
That streak's over
And we go back to you one more time
Just to make it even a bigger win.
I can't think of anything.
Can you put anything else together?
Here's the only thing that's coming into my head.
Fast 7.
A worthy suggestion.
The movie was called Furious 7.
Furious 7.
Furious 7.
But still.
Why didn't you laugh at him, guy?
Why didn't you?
Because he didn't say Mule 7.
Fast mule.
Mules go fast sometimes.
U7.
I like the third Fast and Furious.
Mule Drift.
Moscow Mule Drift.
Okay.
Furious.
So that one wasn't on there.
Neither one, neither one, but they were close.
That was a close one.
It was in the ballpark, but not in the stadium.
Yeah, you could have asked your...
Oh, shit, I forgot about that.
Let's see, what would you say, Jereric?
Lucky number 11.
He thinks that L's going to come in handy now.
It came back around.
It came back around with Eric.
Nice work.
Oh, man. Oh man Okay
Who said that?
Oh right
Gereric Park
Gereric Park
Okay so Amy
You get to
I'm not
I'm not I'm not
gonna go to Dan
because you said
this earlier
and I know that
you like trickery
and bullshit
I do
and sprinkles
yeah
and I'm gonna say
Magnificent Seven
yeah
the idea there was
she just
basically let everybody
know that one
is on the list
somewhere
yeah
could be up high, could be low.
That's what I figured.
But the question I have to ask you is
Magnificent Seven from 2016 or 1916?
2016.
2016 is number five and worth three points.
Whoa.
What's the other one worth?
Nathan.
That feels like just a regular wrinkle, not a frinkle.
Ashley, what do you think? You got something?
I think that...
Yeah, that's not much of a frinkle, is it?
Should I try to...
I'll say...
Eight seconds with Luke Perry.
What are you doing?
He's got a wish.
Eight and a half seconds.
I'm blowing it up.
I'm blowing it all up.
I'm saying gone in 60 seconds.
I'm gonna...
He's gone rogue.
Let me say
the old
Magnificent Seven.
Please and thank you. Okay.
Then you get one more point.
It was number seven!
There we go.
Thanks, Sasha.
No eight seconds? No.
27 dresses?
No, there's lots of... There's so many sevens that Thanks, Sasha. No eight seconds? No. 27 dresses. 28 days later.
There's lots of them.
There's so many sevens that I couldn't even list them off for you now.
But check it out if you want.
IMDB.
It's free if you don't get the pro version.
It'll ask you if you want the pro version.
You can just do this little thing.
No, skip that.
I'll just have it for free.
Just give me the free one.
Does everybody want to know the one title?
First of all, applause for everybody up here for getting six.
You got six out of seven right.
Even after all of my trickery, figured out all these titles,
and the only one you missed out on, it was only worth two points, but still got skipped over.
And again, it's, you know, he's going to be punished from now on.
It's the Will Smith movie.
Seven pounds.
Oh, shit.
Which is probably this high up on the list because people are typing his name
into a search engine a lot of late.
Isn't he also in seven degrees of separation?
Six, but he wishes he was further away.
Because, you know, it was like that movie
had like a whole gay thing going on
that he had to like come out and be weird about.
But I'm not gay!
You know, that kind of reaction.
Hey, you're in this movie
six degrees. I'm not gay!
Like Andy Samberg in
Never Stop Stop Stopping.
Guess what? Adam! stopping guess what Adam Caden Holland is our winner today
you tore it up you get to promote your stuff first what do you want to promote
oh wow well I'd like to promote my podcast
that I do with my two friends
called The Grawlix
Saves the World.
The three of us
have a troupe called
The Grawlix.
We had a show called
Those Who Can't on HBO.
Now we do a podcast,
The Grawlix Saves the World.
Love it.
So check it out
wherever you get your pods.
Anything else?
We also do a live show
once a month.
And our guest at the live show this month
is Amy Miller at the Live Grawlix.
Please come.
When is that?
Like May 25th or something?
May 28th?
May 27th?
May 27th?
May 27th at the Bug Theater.
Amy Miller and the Grawlix Boys.
Bug.
Go to Bug, wherever that is.
Bug Theater.
The Bug Theater, North Denver.
Beautiful old theater. Some of them know it. People love it. A lot The Bug Theater, North Denver. Beautiful old theater.
Some of them know it.
People love it.
A lot of Bug fans here.
Yeah.
So I hogged some plugs,
but those are all my plugs.
Appreciate it.
That's only fair.
Amy Miller.
Well, I just found out
an album.
It's called California King.
You can buy it.
Thank you.
I also just released a special. It's called Ham Mouth. You can buy it. Thank you. I also just released a special.
It's called Ham Mouth.
You can watch it on YouTube.
Do you laugh every time you say it?
Yeah, I do.
It's so good.
Ham Mouth.
Or you don't have to watch it.
Have you listened to Ham Mouth yet?
It's weird to talk about publicly.
Ham Mouth.
Ham Mouth.
Yeah, that's the way to say it.
Just click on it really
is all I want.
And then...
Put it on for your dogs
when you leave the house.
And then, I don't know,
I have a bunch of dates coming up.
I'll be in the Helium
in Indianapolis in mid-June,
so come to that
if you're listening
and you live there.
You got anything at the end of May in Denver?
Yeah, the Grawlix show.
Which there's also an accompanying podcast called The Grawlix of the World.
Yeah, it's a great pod.
Yeah, oh yeah, just go to my website, amymillercomedy.com.
Nice.
We are
out of time, but this has been...
Nathan!
Nathan Lund,
what do you got to plug?
So my podcast is called Chubby Behemoth.
I got it.
That's right. And each episode
is a special, so you were half right.
I do that with another comic named Sam Talent, and I'm opening for him in Houston, May 20th and 21st.
And we'll be at the Creek in the Cave in Austin, May 27th and 28th.
And we're at Helium St. Louis the first weekend in June.
And go to Sam's website, because mine is...
I don't have a website, so...
SamTalent.com
Patreon.com slash Chubby Behemoth for Patreon episodes.
Once you go through the free ones and you want some more.
Right on.
Thank you.
on.
Thank you.
As you may or may not know, at the end of every episode of
Late, I've been ending with
oh, let's give the prizes out to the
winner.
Who's the person you're playing for, Adam?
I'm playing for Eric from
Gereric Park.
Gereric, come get your...
Congrats, Eric.
That was a close one.
Oh, my
shit almost fell over when Eric
tugged that bag away like,
mine!
Like, remember the scene in Gereric Park
where they're... where they try
to bite the kid, but they bite the backpack
and then they're, like're fighting over the backpack.
That's you in that bag.
I really do love movies.
I love Comedy Works.
Thank you to Comedy Works
for hosting this for many years now,
except for, you know, Pando.
We did Mother's Day shows
here for,
I just,
you know,
as soon as weed
became legal in Colorado,
I was like,
I'm going to do
a 420 show
on Mother's Day
in the afternoon
because Mother's Day
is a tough day
to do comedy in general
because, like,
you know,
people do stuff
with their moms.
They don't go out
and see comedy.
And I thought,
well, you know what?
In Denver,
there's a lot of people
that they may love their moms, well, you know what? In Denver, there's a lot of people that they may love their moms,
but, you know,
they probably see them a lot
or, you know, they don't live around here.
You know, they moved here.
You know, a lot of people moved here.
So, like, I feel like, you know,
I just thought, oh, this could be popular.
This could be a good thing.
So as long as Comedy Works
let me keep doing it
and you actually
keep showing up
I love doing these shows
in the afternoon
on Mother's Day
in Denver
but also I hope to
you know be back often
between
you know
before next
Mother's Day
but at the end of every episode lately I've been closing with the last line I hope to be back often before next Mother's Day.
But at the end of every episode lately,
I've been closing with the last line from a motion picture.
A lot of times they don't say what it's from.
People can look it up
or try to think about it
or whatever they want to do.
A lot of times it's got
some sort of thematic connection.
And so today,
I fast-forwarded through
just because I couldn't find it online anywhere.
I wanted to figure out the last line of
Things to do in Denver when you're dead
you know just as a cute nod to having done the show in Denver and
I could not for the life of me after playing it over and over again and then researching it some more on the internet
I cannot figure out what the fuck the guy is saying
some more on the internet.
I cannot figure out what the fuck the guy is saying.
You didn't do captions?
Subtitles?
I tried to turn on the captions
but I couldn't get it to work
on Pluto TV.
I had to watch it with like,
I wanted to fast forward to the end
but they do commercial breaks
on Pluto TV
because it's free TV.
So it's nice that the movie
was available
but I had to to fast forward up to
a commercial break, sit through the commercial break, fast forward
to the next one. Finally got to the
end of the movie, great character actor Jack
Warden is talking, and
I think this is what he said.
What I'm going to say
at the very end. But before I say that,
one more time for all
of my guests.
Nathan Lund Amy Miller
Adam
Caten
Holland
who will be, if you don't mind, will be back soon
to defend your championship
I would love to
I'll hit you up, we'll have you back soon
as always in his day he was a vicious bastard I would love to. That'd be great. I'll hit you up. We'll have you back soon. As always,
in his day,
he was a
Jesus bastard!
Thank you!