Doug Loves Movies - Adam Green, Samm Levine and Joe Lynch guest

Episode Date: December 11, 2023

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming, baby, sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see. Cause Doug loves movies. Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies. Doug loves movies. Coming to you, coming to you from inside Yorkieie thon that's right we're up in it it's happening as we speak an event to raise money for yorkies to spend on sweaters because they get cold in the winter time because they're just cute little yorkies my guests are the geniuses behind yorkie thon and a lover of yorkies i'm

guessing adam green joe lidge and sam levine all right uh so um two current champs are involved today because who joe joe won a few weeks ago like uh back to back episodes and then i'm gonna get schooled now when this is a hair metal or doug loves bullet boys besides i will win okay well so uh pencil that in for never and uh we should be good but um yeah it's uh uh sam recently won uh on an episode of the show so he's back as a champ and uh so yeah adam you're really i'm dead you're really up against it yeah i don't know use your microphone sam oh yes microphone don't forget the microphone lean lean into it i don't want to i don't want to be the shyest podcast guest he's so shy okay so uh as you know joe and sam because you've been on arwen not so much but uh

adam you'll pick up on what's happening here uh i ask each of my guests to recommend a movie uh during each episode and of course this is the holiday season the season in which you have the yorkie thon each year uh and since i couldn't i don't think there's a lot of movies you could recommend that just feature a yorkie but uh maybe that'll maybe a christmas movie because that's what i'm looking for is quote unquote holiday movies uh please recommend one we'll start with sam give us a good holiday movie recommendation now doug we've been over this before and i know i'm i'm this happens every year this happens every year and and i must remind you i was raised jewish holiday movies were not a thing in my house so when i think of the

holidays i think of movies that as a kid or a teenager i watched on christmas day or could receive right um that's still what the uh you know what do you call it the santa claus uh what do you call it the santa claus uh effect a hierarchy you know the patriot the santa archie still uh puts in the pipeline okay christmasy movies movies that's even in jewish homes so what did you watch on christmas day um i remember the first time i watched to wong fu thanks for everything julie newman that's beautiful. A Christmas movie. Yeah. I've never heard it. To Wong Fu. All those sequins and everything. Comma.

Yeah. Thanks for Everything. Comma. Right. Julie Newmar. Yeah. People never say it right like that. All right.

I take punctuation very seriously. All right. Well, I'm just going to write To Wong Fu and work out the details later. But it's a terrific movie. I just saw some of it again recently. And those three actors that are in drag in that movie are very, very committed and sensitive in their portrayals. Joe Litch, what's your holiday? Is it going to be horror or do you have a holiday film that's not full of horror? I'm going to recommend I'm going to have a holiday film that's not full of horror i'm gonna recommend uh i'm gonna go a little left field i'm gonna recommend a little film called happiest season that was

directed by claire duvall hey yeah kristin stewart uh it is an uh i guess you could say it is a queer holiday film yeah probably first lesbian romance christmas romance on on a streamer that's a delight uh it may be it may be horrifying for people in the red states uh but uh to be honest it is one of the most delightful discoveries i've had also um i can also recommend the uh if we're going to pivot the pal press burger wait what's this also business you recommend one movie and then we move on have a tie black narcissus i'm putting black narcissus you've got other guests on the yorkie thons this is just going to be You recommend one movie and then we move on. I have a tie. Black Narcissus. I'm putting Black Narcissus down there. You've got other guests on the Yorkethons. This is just going to be Joe Litz's holiday movies.

Happiest season. Clay Duvall. Fantastic auteur. And a great fucking movie. I love it. That's a great recommendation. Adam? I'm going to go with a classic.

And I'm just going to go with Gremlins. And yes, it is a Christmas movie. Yeah. It's like cheating what you're saying right now. I know. Because who's going to disagree? No one's going to disagree. Because it's so fun to be cynical.

My favorite Christmas movie is the one where the guy in the Santa outfit dies. Well, I was actually going to say, one of our best live script readings on Yorkie-thon was Chris Columbus's, i think it was like the second draft of gremlins still super violent still gnarly and uh gizmo turns into a butterfly at the end of the movie not so hard um but it was it was a trip to read what it gets cuter at the end yeah but it's but it was super violent and dark in the middle which is awesome yeah that's the

thing and i they retained a little of it you know it's like phoebe cates's monologue and uh and of course the great dick miller but it almost became a joke at that time i think to cast dick miller as the guy you're gonna kill yeah i feel like he got would come in and argue with somebody and then end up dead. That's fair. It was the Dick Miller way. Empire Magazine, they did a roundtable 30th anniversary of Gremlins at Rick Baker's shop. And I got to go because I'm friends with Zach Galligan. He's like, just come with me.

I'm like, okay. You were Zach Galligan's plus one. I was his plus one. But it was just Dick Miller and Joe Dante, Chris Wallace, who did the effects. And obviously they didn't want to interview me. So I got to just walk through Rick's shop and look at everything. It was amazing. But at the end of that day, when they were all saying goodbye to Dick, you could tell everyone knew they're probably not going to see him again type thing.

It was so touching to watch. Because they believed that every time he appears anywhere, he gets killed. I again type thing. It was so like touching to watch. And of course, they believe that every time he appears anywhere, he gets killed. I was just saying that was a tendency, not a real thing. It's like a native American thing. Every time you die in a movie.

Yes. It takes everybody in your lives. And Dick passed away a couple of months after that. Oh, yeah. To be fair, I always cry when I say goodbye to Dick. Okay. It's, it's night one everybody it's not yeah let's get started we're being fair

you're like you're like jerry lewis on hour 58 but it's only 90 minutes in close very close yeah i'll tell you my my jerry le Jerry Lewis, Jerry's kids joke when we're not going to get me canceled. Okay. Great. Yes. Is there really powers out there that could cancel this? I don't think so. Yes.

I don't think there is. Yes, there are. There is? You never know. There's a corporate entity behind what we're doing right now. Don't go against Big Yorkie, Doug. Yeah. Big York.

You got to watch out for that big york oh my god big york here well thank you for those recommendations you guys and uh we gotta i gotta put in commercial breaks so i'm just gonna say that we're going to commercial we'll be right back we're back and um i i gotta i love whenever we've done in the past when you have that very small window of that edit for the commercial break. Yeah. Like you leave no air. No air.

You are airtight. You're an airtight Ben. No, it's just, let's get, let's get going. You know? I mean,

that's the luxury that we have is we don't have to sit through the commercials. So it sounds to be other people have to, I, I want to make the process quick. All right. So I don't know how many people enjoying the yorkie thon are uh listeners to the show but i'll uh explain these games as we go along there's two games of course the second one determines our winner today and

who moves on adam you could be uh coming back to the show again right away all right we've missed you i know i always decliminated immediately by saying we've missed you and your just absolutely delightful jerry lewis stories that you tell us during the breaks he never says them on the air all of his jerry lewis secrets are staying with him yeah they were scintillating they're going to the grave without all this jerry lewis secrets all right uh so this first game we're gonna play is a game that i call last lines most motion pictures have a last line of dialogue most most except for silent night the new john John Woo film. Yeah, I guess. Last line, I guess in the first five minutes of the movie. Right. And even then, it's pretty mumbly.

It really is. Hey, hey, somebody just says, hey, oh, that's right. It wasn't an answer. I think you're right, though. Somebody does know that somebody says somebody says, hey, at the beginning of Silent Night, I'm glad I'm glad. I'm sad. Silent Night lived up to its title, but I'm glad I'm sad Silent Night lived up to its title, but I'm glad Violent Night

lived up to its. Yes. A fun double bill, Silent Night and Violent Night. If you're into that sort of thing. There's so many nights, but this game is about the last line. I'll say the last line for a motion picture.

I will eyeball Adam. Adam will guess or pass on what the title of that motion picture is. If he misses it, then we move on to Joe. Then on to Sam. And if all three of you miss it, which could happen, last lines could be pretty vague these all vague and hard to decipher and i don't know what kind of movies they are what do you think i did write this shit i think i'm in charge you think i know what's happening yeah uh funny you should ask there

tends to be a theme but we'll see okay doesn't have to be one um okay so here's what happens though if we go through all three of you and none of you gets the name of the movie, then I'm going to tell you the name of the actor who said that line. OK, and everybody else, everybody gets a shot again. And then if nobody gets it on that round, then I'm going to tell you the character they are playing when they said it. And if no one gets on that round, I'll be very sad. saying when they said it. And if no one gets on that round, I'll be very sad. I'll curl up in a ball and roll away on this executive chair. But you never know. You never know. Don't make Doug sad. Don't make Doug sad. Don't make Doug sad. That's gonna happen. Don't fuck this up. All right. You ready, Adam?

I'm ready. Okay, Adam and Adam alone gets to guess not you arwen not anybody else she's yacking up a bone just adam what movie do you think has the last lines it's two lines technically uh allow me to introduce myself i'm the invisible man. Hmm. See, you're smart enough to already know this is some sort of trick. Yeah. If I guess it, I'm wrong. I'm out, right?

No, you're fine. You can guess. Just might not get back to you. I'm going to pass. Okay. Joe, do you know it? The Invisible Man? See, fun guess, but incorrect. I knew it. I needed to get to Sam.

Yeah, it's got to get to Sam. That's what people say all the time. Give it to Sam. He knows everything. Not this one. But it does sound familiar right yeah sure allow me to introduce myself I'm the invisible man

that's the line I will say the return of the invisible man well I like it because obviously you'd be going around just telling people who he is by that point The Return of the Invisible Man. Well, I like it. Because obviously he'd be going around just telling people who he is by that point. By that point, you'd think. Because he's returned.

It's that guy again. Allow me to reintroduce myself. Yeah, maybe you'd have to say that. But no, that is incorrect. Now we go to Adam, who gets a little extra piece of information. Could be very helpful could be maybe not very helpful

it's the voice of Vincent Price I'm the invisible man we sit here surrounded by horror paraphernalia. That almost makes it harder. If you look around the room, you're trying to cheat. It's not going to help you. Those Star Wars figures are no good for you now.

Okay, House of Wax. No, Joe. Mask of the Red Death. I love it. Sam. The Return of Edward Scissorhands. I would watch the shit out of that movie. You know that's coming after Beetlejuice 2.

Now I'm going to tell you what role Vincent Price was playing. That's not going to help. When he said this. I'm on to tell you what role Vincent Price was playing. That's not going to help. When he said this. I'm on your side here. I'm pulling for you. He was the voice of the invisible man.

What an asshole. Did you deliberately try to be a fucking guy? This first one's tough, but they'll get easier, I promise. Michael Jackson, Thriller. No. I know. Joe. Hotel Transylvania.

I don't know. Sam. I am the Invisible Man. I wish you were. No, the answer is Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein. It's not even. So mad at us. It's not even Abbott and Costello meet Frankenstein. Oh, God, there's so it's not even mad at us. It's not even out because anybody got that invisible man. It's the Frankenstein.

The visual man shows up at the end. It's a teaser against the last line. Yeah. For the next movie. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, this is all right. Doesn't look like anyone got it in the chat. We saw in the Aries Cup one. Yeah. Now, now fucking people. Oh yeahff rego says set you straight once everybody knows you know what wait jeff did you legitimately get that wait dean got it oh wow there's people that are much better at this game

than us all right well you know really disappointed in you joe let's not let's not use them as a barometer they never leave their homes You're out here doing stuff. You're out here raising money. No, I don't know. I don't know. I'm just glad that we're all in even keel here. Yeah, you all have no points. Here we go.

Round two. Starting with Adam. What movie ends with the line, affirmative? Oh, God. Fucking anything. Any movie, guys. Wait, I'm sorry. There's more.

Affirmative. Period. Oh! Well, in that case... All right, Joe, Red Dawn. This one, you know it or you don't. So at this stage. 2001.

No. It's not any kind of space, honestly. 2001 or 10. That was my next one. I'm going to guess Abbott and Costello meet the mummy. I wish I could say affirmative, but that's

incorrect. Now, this should do it for you, Adam. It's definitely going to do it for Joe, but we'll see if it does it for you. The person who said affirmative is an actress named Carrie Henn.

H-E-N-N. Fuck. The original blob? No, but I just saw that recently. It's fun. Did you go to the new bev no you just watched it on tv during talk about the blob during halloween month yeah how great is that movie it's crazy how at the end they go let's just take it to the arctic because because the blob doesn't

like cold noise all right joe tell us the answer we're at nine thousand three hundred and eighteen dollars raised nice yes very nice dude i'm sam i'm drawing a blank electric dreams no alien oh sam aliens oh god damn it i have to give it to him because he correct himself before i got a chance to tell him he was wrong it's she's newt in aliens fucking newt like i don't even know if carrie henn ever acted again but it's a fun rhyme that was actually the alternate title for aliens was fucking new fucking new all right sam's on the board adam's getting coffee i guess i'll go joe is ready i'm pissed that's all i was prepped son of a bitch we could yell at last line we could yell at in adam's direction though

no he's okay that's the last line of aliens crap yeah she just goes affirmative you know and her little cute girl. Her last line wasn't boy. I sure hope this sleep capsule doesn't crack. I sure hope David Fincher doesn't direct the next film or I'm screwed. Like the last line of the first one of alien is something like, eat it. Cat.

It's something to the cat. Okay. This is the line, Adam. Okay. But I'll be free. I'll finally be free. But I'll be free. I'll finally be free. But I'll be free. I'll finally be free.

Fuck. Genie, you're free. It's not that. I'll be free. I'll finally be free. Fuck, fuck, fuck me. Fuck me. Sorry. Sorry. We're raising money for dogs. Yes, we're raising money for dogs. This is a nice charity

for nice animals. I'm free. I'm finally... Okay, Joe. Let's move on to Joe. I don't think anybody's going to get it without another clue. Yeah, I'm going to say Wolfman. Not a bad guess. The Legend of Sinbad.

I was going to say that. say that comedian i would watch it isn't that called sam's got a new approach just keeps adding words while i'm looking up the answer and i will check and make sure it's not anything to do with fucking you do you really have to post this one yeah oh we're obligated I've got sponsors and whatnot yeah but worry about your own fan bases watching this happen right now it even counts so don't worry about it don't worry about it

alright what was your guess Sam it didn't matter alright here we go Adam here's the next line here's the next line. Here's the person. This is the actor who says it, right? Yeah. Anthony Perkins.

I'm free. I'm finally free Psycho 3 That is correct Are you proud of your dad Arwen Oh my goodness Why would you do that Are you a fan of Psycho 3 Doug

Yeah The sleaze core version of Psycho With the sexy Jeff Fahey? Sexy Fahey? I got to say, I really, as long as Perkins was involved, I enjoy the Psychos. He directed them. Yeah, he directed them.

As soon as they replaced him with Vince Vaughn, I was out. I don't think he directed any of the Psychos. Vince Vaughn was not involved in the directing no no I mean you know once he got involved at all he was in the Gus Van Zandt Gus Van Zandt shot for shot remake with buttholes there's buttholes in that movie

what I don't remember buttholes I think I missed that cut check out the blu-ray available on Universal and you can see Anne He blu-ray available on universal and uh you can see anne hayes's butthole such on purpose i mean gus left it in the film so it wasn't all right here we go all right you can force a three-way tie right now god yeah show everybody what's what uh this is the worst. Yeah. What movie has the last line? Oh, oh, oh, Danny. The Shining.

That is correct. Thank God. You did it. See, you redeemed yourself. An insanely easy one came your way. And you. It was me. I had the only one I had.

I had to have one that was going to settle this thing. I will say that it was. I would definitely know. It was your commanding performance as. Right. Well, that's going to settle this thing. I will say that it was definitely no. It was your commanding performance as that. That's part of it. Yeah. I couldn't hide it. I couldn't hide all the years of training that I've had for a moment.

So do you think Adam's going to participate in this Yorkie thon much? Or do you think he's just going to be making coffee? I'm trying to make the coffee. You don't need coffee now. You have natural caffeine. You have a point on the board. Yeah, well, no. Well, yeah, but we all have points.

That game ended in a three-way tie. So it's basically, that's just a wash. We're just going to play the second game as if the first game never happened. Thank God. Yeah. Everyone remember the time that I tied Sam and we'll do it. It was about three minutes. We'll play it after the break. We'll

be right back. We're back. It could have been like five minutes of ads in there and then where we're sitting, it was nothing time machine over. Yeah. All right. But Delorean. Just to remind everybody what happened before all those ads.

Everybody played a spectacular first round. I'm excited about that game, too. I think it was a fun game. But it was awful. We're going to play one more game, and and this is gonna determine who wins today we'll keep the same order but we'll flip it around so i mean we'll start with adam but then we'll go to sam and then to joe and uh you know arbitrariness is key gotta keep everybody on their toes we're playing doug loves movies with doug benson and sam levine Don't forget you can donate to Save the Yorkie Rescue on the link below

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No matter when you listen to this, you won't be able to get in the auctions, but you still will be able to donate. Yes. Thank you. Yeah. Yorkies appreciate it. appreciated okay so that being said we're gonna play a game called little search engine that could it's sam's favorite game as you could tell by the uh grunt that came out of his little wolverine beard i no sir don't like it in this game i type a word into the imdb search engine and today i thought

what's a word that sam would really appreciate uh especially this time of year and uh i typed that word in and i wrote down the top 10 movies according to the imdb algorithm with that word in the title so this is the game we're this is a game where we're going to take turns again. We're going to start with Adam and each of you is going to ultimately get three guesses, but we're going to go three rounds of one guess each.

You name a movie, I'll tell you where it is on the top ten, if it's in the top ten. If it's number one, you get ten points. If it's number ten, you get one point and then there's all those points in between so you won this one almost anybody can win at any time yeah two yorkie pounds ago we did this game yeah yeah and joe yes remind me remind me i need the confidence reminisce let's also talk about the time joe went to russia and bought a hat

all right da Here we go. Penograph, what did you put in this coffee? Uh-oh. A little something to keep him up through the whole Yorkie thot. A little extra pep in his step. See, this is why I kept getting up to make my own coffee. Did you step on the

coffee? It looks like someone literally stepped gravel on this coffee. All right, good luck. I'm drinking it. All right. Yeah, I'm going to drink it. Yeah, it sounds like a real pick-me-up. A little gravel in your coffee.

Arwen doesn't appreciate it. It's a coffee ground. You're fine. The dog doesn't like it at all. Just drink it and go to sleep. It's peyote. You're fine. Sam, are you ready to hear what the word is?

So ready. We're ready. The word, probably one of your favorite words ever, Sam. Christmas. And these are the top 10 searches? He's with the word Christmas in the title. The top 10. He he's still gonna i still wouldn't count sam out no okay uh i'm gonna go with they're very famous movies with the word christmas in the title if you ask

me i'm gonna go with christmas vacation what's the full title oh oh national lampoon's christmas vacation very good i wish it was on the list it's not what a shit it would be shocking it's number one on the list it's number one that means i win it means you're in good shape but anything can happen sam levine is here uh joe is here it doesn't mean much he's back there all right sam gets to go first uh or i mean next he said he's next uh i'm gonna go with a christmas story right play it all day christmas day every year tnt t, no matter what your background or religion, it's on your TV all day on Christmas Day, and it's called A Christmas Story. It's number five.

All right. Not a bad start for Sam. Gets you on the board and gets you a beautiful baby gun right beautiful six points shoot your eye to adam's ten points joe i mean the optimal move here is to try to put nine points on the board what do you think's the second highest ranked movie on imdb today today today people were searching this title um as they do, looking for some holiday movie. I'm tempted on a particular color in terms of the Christmas.

Do I go one or another? Today I'm going to go White Christmas. That's a good one. Okay. Any particular reason you're going're going with uh because i clearly the evil choice because i well it's because i watched it today so there you go there you go yeah that's a better answer than every day is white christmas for me doug that's what i thought you might say why would i have no doug that would be you lead a good life. Oh, no. Okay.

A white Christmas or just white Christmas with Bing Crosby and all the Dixons. Rosemary Clooney. George Clooney's aunt, right? Big money, big money. Number three, I bet. Number four on the land. I made it number four because Adam said three, and I couldn't just go along with whatever Adam said.

Wait, was it really number three? No, it's number four. That's worth seven points. It gets you one ahead of Adam, still three shy. I mean, one ahead of Sam, three shy of Adam. We're back to Adam. There's still plenty of titles. Adam, we're back to Adam. All right. I'm going to. There's still plenty of titles.

Seven more titles on the list. I know there's like probably a surefire one. And I'm thinking I should gamble a little bit here. No, you know what? I'm not going to gamble with that one. My gamble was going to be, you know, I shouldn't say it right. Okay. Okay.

I'm going to go with Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch Stole Christmas. OK. I believe that was possibly overkill. I don't know if the Dr. Seuss is is it is officially there on the one that is on this list starring Jim Carrey, of course. But it is on the list at number six. Look at him go.

Ron Howard classic. Five more points for Adam. Not insurmountable, but it's not looking good. If I actually win a round of this i get every i go down to wherever you're doing the show i'm all excited i go home right away every year well he's often in the 12 guests of christmas yeah and that's an elimination show and so so he gets eliminated right i've been in it twice i got a little bit of canon sound

yeah yeah but you deliberately did that because you were like, I got to get home for Arwen. Oh, one of them was right before York-y-thon and that's when we were still in the 48 hours straight. Come home and whatever it is you do to prepare for this, whatever it is to make it look like you didn't prepare at all

and you're running around, however you create that effect, it takes a lot. You know, this is a hard thing to put together, and I'm so excited that you guys do it, and it is now Sam's turn. I'm trying to be very good about it. I want to glance at that list.

I can't read my own handwriting, so good luck to you. I will say, and I'll bet you were thinking about it good about it i want to glance at that list i can't read my own handwriting perfect good luck to you i will say uh and i'll bet you were thinking about this the nightmare before ah that was that was right that one obviously it's one thing that amazed me is that there really is like a lot of movies with christmas in the title that that we would recognize like our known titles. And so that one did not make the list. Wait, what? Are you kidding? See, I thought

it's not in the top 10 because it's not something people searched for a lot at Christmas time. It's more of a Halloween movie. That's why I was like, oh, that was a little fringe because everybody's seen it

already for the year. Yeah, because they watched it Halloween time. And, you know know so now they're kind of over it already that's my theory i mean it was probably like 14th or 15th oh you went twice but sam just went it's going the other way around uh how many points did you get for that one sam i'm uh 11 points you got zero points and you also get

zero points for truthfulness. Okay. So the same score then? Yeah. All right. So that leaves Joe. Go Joe.

I'm going to go with A Christmas Carol. Oh, damn it. Fuck. Now, which one would that be? Semantics. damn it. Fuck. Now, which one would that be? Semantics. Damn it. Title. Title only. Come on. That's not how it works. The 1950s one. You have to know better. No, that

didn't make it. The 1930s one. Are you serious? Serious. I'm here to play a serious game. This is not a comedy. I figured that was number two. Easily.

Easily. Be quiet over there, Levine. Okay, let me draw a little zero. Adam's running away with this. You want to mop it all up? You want to get all the points? Mop us up, you shit.? You want to get all the points? I'm going to get a little cocky here.

And I'm going to try... Christmas with the cranks. Number two on the list. Number two? I was saving that for a rainy day. Nine points more for Adam. This is the highest score imaginable. Are you kidding me right now? This is insane how good you did at that. Alright, just for Adam. This is the highest score imaginable. Are you kidding me right now? This is insane how good you did at that.

All right, just for that, you guys should donate some money to the rescue. 100%. We're playing for the dogs here. Because Adam did so good. Today's the day Adam became a man. I know. I never do this well. What?

Christmas movies are my jam Just the one that Internet bullshit No the one I go to the IMDB On the dark web I go to the evil IMDB It's all snuff films

Okay so Adam Just knocked you out of the park sam do you want to just for safe face you want i guess another one just to make joe really angry let's go with a muppet christmas carol no oh all right this list is bullshit. Because, all right, you know what? Ernest saves Christmas. Oh, nice. No. Nobody, I hate, I'm sorry, Joe,

but nobody cares about Ernest anymore. Not even as a punchline. You know who does? Vern. You know, Ernest goes to jail, doesn't get a laugh like it used to. Now, have we gotten number three yet? It seems like we haven't. No, we haven't. Or Christmases. Don't guess.

Don't guess yet. I was going to say, you have an opportunity here to get numbers one, two, and three, all by your lonesome. Yeah, it's true, but I'm looking at it and he does not have that opportunity. Because there's no way in hell he's going to say this. Get creative!

Yeah, let me recap what we're looking at here from uh from the bottom uh number 10 is christmas with the campbells which is a somewhat recent uh like hallmark movie parody starring justin long amongst others so that's probably just being looked up because it's somewhat, you know, it came out last year, I think. And then number nine is A Christmas Carol, the one with Jim Carrey and with Bob Zemeckis. The animated one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When he was on that kick after Beowulf and Polar Nightmare. The Dead Eyes Christmas. Yeah. And number eight, a movie that's taken on some steam

as like kind of a perennial last Christmas. Oh, yeah. With what's her name from Game of Thrones. Yeah. Yeah. And then this is really messed up. There's a movie called A Christmas Story Christmas. Where he's like, yeah, where Ralphie's.

I liked it. Yeah, that was you. Yeah. So those were all tough ones to pull anyway. But Christmas story is Natasha's favorite movie. Number three, Joe stars your recent I should have done. Can I say actress? Can I say it? Can you

say that you worked with Heather Graham? The strike is over. Yes, you can. Hangover Christmas best dot Christmas dot say that you worked with heather graham the strike is over yes you can but a hangover christmas best dot christmas dot ever yeah that was three yeah i never i never because it's brand new right yeah yeah and heather heather is probably getting typed in a lot because people want to see more after seeing your movie it is it is the 2023 is the uh grammasans is the grammasans the heather grammasans uh she's got three movies this year including the number three most searched christmas movie it's actually it's number two netflix movie uh of the year so far already yes holy crap holy smokes yeah well all

those people will then go see suitable flesh. I hope. Speaking of shocking things, I thought I'd never say this. Adam green is our winner. He did it. He did it on his, he did it his way on his turf. Yes. Cause I,

I got up constantly to go cheat. He went and like, look up, it's looking up answers. My phone was here. Oh, like, look up, he's looking up answers. My phone was here. Oh, like, you don't,

you can't have a burner phone. That's not my favorite movie. You just, it's for cheating and trivia. She's just a big Scott Barkas fan. Well, congratulations. We'll have you back very soon.

And you get, this is normally the part of the show where I ask everybody to promote themselves starting with the winner. soon and you get this is normally the part of the show where i ask everybody to promote themselves starting with the winner so what would you like to promote today from within the yorkie thong hi my name is adam green and uh i am uh a third of the movie crypt podcast and every year we have a thing called yorkie thong which just ended when you're hearing this, when it replays. So next year is going to be Yorkie thong nine in 2024. It's a live marathon all weekend long to raise money for save Yorkie rescue.

And after the year we had last year, meaning 2023, which we're doing right now, we raised $700, dollars that weekend so we want to see if we can beat that this year for yorkie thon nine seven hundred thousand dollars is the number you have to try to beat yes holy wow it's gonna be a long weekend yeah what are you guys doing the rest of the weekend i was gonna say this doesn't come out till Monday. So I hope by the time my listeners are hearing it, you will have reached your goal of $700,000 and $1.

Joe said he's not leaving this place until we hit $700,000. I'll just say don't be greedy. Don't be greedy. When you hit $700,000, maybe $700,000 and $1 quit there. Yeah, we'll taper off. Don't push it. It'd be so amazing if you got that $700,000. Joe Lynch, how can people currently see sustainable flesh?

I love every time that Doug says it. Isn't that what you said? It's not suitable for this. The movie is sustainable, though. You used all sustainable actresses. It's sustaining itself in Rotten right now yeah uh i think at uh at the fantastic fest screening of war you called it uh system systemic flesh did i yeah there was there's a good variant systemic flesh problem in this country we do uh the new film is called suitable flesh Flesh it stars the number three most googled

or IMDB'd actor in the area right now Heather Graham Barbara Crampton it's a Lovecraft adaptation loving tribute to Stuart Gordon if you like Reanimator you'll love Suitable Flesh it's also going to be out January 9th on Blu-ray there's also a

full size Suitable Flesh poster in Arwen Silent silent auction for York. I don't care about this. I know, but the audience who's watching live right now does. Yes. We're working on cross-purposes here. They just came out. They just got made.

You just saw it for the first time like 48 hours ago. I got my dirty palms all over it. I signed it, and it's in the auction right now. Suitable Flesh on VOD now, January 9th on Blu-ray and on Shudder at the end of January. Watch it, jerk off to it, and Merry Christmas. Sam Levine in the studio

came to a different location for this to happen to him to be humiliated in front of all of... Traveled far and wide. In front of Adam Green's dog and his toys. I can't go home to my wife. Yeah.

He's spending the night out, everybody. I already got a text from my dad. They were watching the live stream. I'm out of the will. Thanks a lot, guys. Thanks a fucking bunch. What do you want to plug, Sam? Well, of course, you should check out my new streaming series, Underdeveloped.

It's on Tubi and Amazon Prime and Amazon freebie it is totally free to watch uh and uh enjoy the hell out of it it's about people who work at a dysfunctional production company and of course hey it's the holidays so uh you're shitty at giving gifts right so uh get a cameo for me to one of your loved ones or friends or someone you don't even care for i'll say nasty things to them for you i don't care um so yeah uh find me sam levine and we'll talk to anybody i i just about will that's accurate yeah we'll just talk to people they'll do it just watch them do it um doug plugs saturday december 16th benson movie interruption at dynasty dynasty typewriter here in la at 4 20 uh next douglas movies is in front of a live audience in la is at the improv lab at the melrose improv on tuesday the uh 19th of december all of my dates and deeds are at

douglasmovies.com it's a pleasure uh sitting in here for the very early on in the yorkie thon so these guys are not uh they're not at full yorkie thon punchiness you've seen us i think we did i think we can't i came in and played a game with you guys at the end last time yeah and yeah this was a lot more i brought in sam though to be honest with you i brought in some muscle in case you guys were already out of control. You needed. I brought in Sam to keep you guys intellectually in line. That's true.

You know what I mean? You focus more when you have this kind of competitor to go up against. Yes. It brings the best out of everybody. And I blew it. Next year, we'll come back and play the game again. But this time, the search word will be circumcision. Yeah.

Give me the little advantage here. This is how Sam. Very earnest circumcision. I love that movie. This is why Sam is so successful in this business is when he, as he's leaving a job, he talks about the next time the job is going to happen. He's like one year from now,

we're going to do this again. And none of us disagreed with it. Wow. Yeah. We're all on board. At the end of every episode of the show these days, I've been saying the last line of emotion picture. So on behalf of Yorkie thon,

thank you for having me on your work. Thank you. Adam green, Joe Lynch, Sam Levine. Oh Lynch, Sam Levine. Oh, Green and Levine. What a mean machine. As always, allow me to introduce myself.

I'm the Invisible Man. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you. Cause Doug loves movies.