Doug Loves Movies - Alison Rosen, Ken Jennings, Sean Jordan and Justin Robinson guest

Episode Date: September 9, 2015

Live from Seattle's Neptune Theatre, Doug welcomes Alison Rosen, Ken Jennings, Sean Jordan and Justin Robinson to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pri...vacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:54 because Doug loves movies.. Hey, hey, hey, everybody. Hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is the Club of Movies. This is the Club of Nunes. Coming to you once again from the gorgeous Neptune Theater, featuring the Jacuzzi of the Gods portrait, in Seattle, Washington! Yeah!
Starting point is 00:02:00 Washington! Where lead is Weagle? Yeah, it is. It's Friday, September 4th, I'm pretty sure. Let's call it 2015. I want to see your name tags. Seattle. Oh, Lord.
Starting point is 00:02:37 There are some good ones. I'd like to start by apologizing to the balcony. There's a chance you'll get picked, but don't fall off of it or something just to try to get picked. There's a lot of big ones down here. A lot of good ones. There's even a
Starting point is 00:03:00 make lead Weagle sign already in the front row. I just said that. I said it on the radio this morning. Oh, I like that movie, Win-Win. He changed it to Edwin, Edwin. Good job, Edwin. My name's not Edwin.
Starting point is 00:03:20 That happens to me a lot. Mad Max, your name is Max? Rory. It's Rory? Because it's Mad Max Rory Road. Yeah, I'm stupid. It's like an eye test. Mad Max is in really big letters I saw this today on the internet
Starting point is 00:03:48 Rise of the Janet of the Vapes and she's got she's got my face on the monkey but it's the monkey that leads everybody to monkey freedom so I'm honored Orlando, Florida Doug Loves Movies comes to the improv to monkey freedom, so I'm honored.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Orlando, Florida. Doug Loves Movies comes to the improv on International Drive this Wednesday, September 9th. And Doug Loves Movies returns to the Wilbur Theater in Boston on September 12th. All of my stand-up and Doug Loves Movies dates can be found at DougLovesMovies.com. The prize bag, you guys. Wait, but first, corrections department.
Starting point is 00:04:34 It's always terrible when I forget these, so I've got to make sure I say from the corrections department, it's fresh horses, not wild horses, as I misstated in Last Man Stanton in a round about Ben Stiller. Apologies to all who were hurt by the error. No one got hurt. I don't think I won, even.
Starting point is 00:05:03 I don't think I won that time I don't think I won that time, so it didn't affect the outcome, but it's still fun that everybody corrects me. There it is. It's upside down, but it's there. I brought one in my luggage, got through TSA and everything. It's the hilarious game of outlandish films.
Starting point is 00:05:21 Schmovie! Somebody's gonna win a shmovie! Also, oh my god, today I was on BJ and Migs on KSIW 99.9 and they gave me a bunch
Starting point is 00:05:40 of stuff. They're like, here, you wanna give this away or do you wanna have it or whatever? Whatever you wanna do. But holy shit, they gave me like, here, you want to give this away or do you want to have it or whatever? Whatever you want to do. But holy shit, they gave me like, I'm just going to throw these rolling papers out into the crowd. I don't know if rolling papers are that hard to come by here these days,
Starting point is 00:05:56 but, you know, what the hell? I'll just kind of toss them out there. Hopefully they land on different people, not in their faces. Not in their eyeballs. I think there's more. You guys want more? Like, how else would you respond to that?
Starting point is 00:06:14 No. We saw that first round. There was a lot of carnage. We don't want to be a part of it. Oh! This mic stand, I always love it when they give the comedian the mic stand like I'm going to play a guitar. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:06:35 Congratulations, front row. Because that's how far I could throw them. Oh, my God. We'll get you guys in the back with some donuts In a little while Also in the bag This is why the bag is gonna be super heavy It's a big
Starting point is 00:06:55 I'm not gonna throw it What are you Toss it to us If you can't catch it you don't deserve it Now this is a big heavy ass mug Toss it to us. If you can't catch it, you don't deserve it. Now, this is a big heavy-ass mug from maddabbler.com. And they got some more stuff in here. I also included a T-shirt that's got my face on it
Starting point is 00:07:17 that's kind of weird. That somebody made for me. I can't wear this. Can't wear that weird shirt. But I appreciate it. There's a copy of Promotional Tool. Oh, there's some sort of energy bar that they gave me in my hotel room.
Starting point is 00:07:36 It's called Zing. Yeah, I don't want to eat that. Oh, a grinder. There's a nice grinder in here. Yeah. And, this is my favorite thing, a fucking donut hole catapult.
Starting point is 00:07:53 Yes! That's pretty smart of them to make a big box of donuts not very easy to get into. You know what I mean? Like you're in the kitchen on Ambien. Maybe you'll just give up after a while. Oh. All right, you guys sound like you want it. I should tell all my guests waiting in the wings,
Starting point is 00:08:34 you'll get an opportunity to shoot a donut hole into somebody's face. All right, here we go. I'm not going to try balcony just yet because I don't know how good I am with this thing. I'm going to try to get the second section if I can. I told you I didn't think I'd be very good at it. I was honest because it's a tricky You've got to get the right.
Starting point is 00:09:06 You've got to do it just right. That wasn't bad. That wasn't bad. Let's get my guests out here and we'll fuck around. We'll mess around more with that later. Four great people that I was able to pull together
Starting point is 00:09:29 because they all happen to be in Seattle right now. Please give a big warm welcome to Ken Jennings, Sean Jordan, Justin Robinson, and Allison Rosen. Thank you. I just stepped in the one that was on the stage. I just stepped in it. Unusual. Stop yelling things. You guys know I don't like it when you yell things.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Ah! It just kind of lobs them out. It's not as aggressive as I'd like in a hand catapult. My guests are so polite. What are you saying? My guests are so polite this evening. I don't know where to start. So let's start with the lady to my left.
Starting point is 00:10:47 Allison Rosen is here. She's our new best friend. Allison Rosen is your new best friend. It's the very popular podcast that you're in town to perform all weekend at Bumbershoot. That is correct. All three days. Same time every day? 7 o'clock on Saturday.
Starting point is 00:11:09 Tomorrow. Yes, on the day after tomorrow. And 2 p.m. on the day after the day after tomorrow, which is Monday. 7, 7, and 2? 7, 7, 2. Okay. I'll remember it like Herman Cain's 999.
Starting point is 00:11:22 Remember that? Yes. This is the new 999. 772. I got it. Perfect. Whoever's in room 772 in my hotel tonight is going to be kind of annoyed
Starting point is 00:11:36 at about 2 a.m. Can we say it? Are we going to say it? I would love to say it. To kick it off, the first night, Saturday night, the first of the two sevens, I will be joining Allison as one of her
Starting point is 00:11:52 guests over there. That's right. Yeah. So if you're going to Bumbershoot, come on by for that. It's at the Cornish Playhouse, and I've been plugging it for weeks, is that I have a super, super duper secret guest that everyone's going to be excited by. And I've been plugging it for weeks is that I have a super, super duper secret guest that everyone's going to be excited by.
Starting point is 00:12:08 So I hope they are. Oh, I'm that guest? Yeah. I was starting to get excited about whoever you were talking about. It's you. Surprise! No, I'm excited.
Starting point is 00:12:20 And I think all three of your shows are going to be super fun because they kind of come from different types of episodes of the show that you do. They do, yes. And the guy who does the music for my show is going to be playing music live at the shows. So I think you'll get the same crowd
Starting point is 00:12:36 that the people have the three day passes or whatever they're going to come every day because they're going to want to see the whole thing unfold and transpire. That's the dream. Yeah. I think it's going to work. Thank you for being here, Allison.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Thank you. What do you have for the prize bag tonight? Oh, okay. Well, first of all, everyone should know I'm walking around with a Nordstrom's bag, and it looks like I've just been shopping, but it's my prize bag. It really does. When you came in tonight, I was like, oh, she's really taking advantage of this trip to Seattle. Hit a Nordstrom.
Starting point is 00:13:07 I wanted to go for some local wares. So these are brand new T-shirts for my show. They're not even for sale yet. Please sound more excited or even a little bit excited. They can't believe their mind. I mean, they're very cute shirts, so I don't know if roaring is the right response. What, should it be like purring? She's my snuggle berries. I mean, they're very cute shirts, so I don't know if roaring is the right response. But it's...
Starting point is 00:13:25 What, should it be like purring? She's my snuggle berries. It's a thing from the podcast. And then I know that you said, hey, what they get is what they get. But I'm bringing an option. Two sizes, you guys, are going in the prize bag. So like if this guy wins, he doesn't have to stretch it all out Like he did with my shirt That's right
Starting point is 00:13:47 And some brand new stickers This guy doesn't give a shit about sizes Society and their sizes Nicki Minaj That's a well loved t-shirt I can tell because it's grey But it was white No we put out a gray version of it
Starting point is 00:14:06 that now he's somehow made it less gray. Oh, okay. It's faded gray. Alright, so here's my stuff. Thank you, and some stickers. From Allison Rosen is your new best friend. Allison Rosen, everybody. Also joining us on the panel,
Starting point is 00:14:32 I was on the program this morning, BJ and Migs, on the local rock station, and this is Justin Robinson, but on that show he goes by Rev and Fuego, everybody. Rev and Fuego is here. How's it going, guys? And you come up with all the questions for that. Formerly Beat the Producer, now Beat...
Starting point is 00:14:55 Beat Migs. Beat Migs, who is still the former producer, now the co-host. Yes. And it's a game where you just list off a bunch of questions and you have 60 seconds. I love it. If I lived here,
Starting point is 00:15:11 I guess I could listen to it via satellite. I'm going to take this back. I'm going to listen to it every day from now on. Because they do it twice a day and it's just super fun to play along and be smarter than me and Migs.
Starting point is 00:15:26 He's not very good at it. You had some stumpers today. I thought I had some questions that you would get that he wouldn't. I was trying to lean it a little towards you. Oh my god, I've already got him beat hands down just because it's movies. I thought you would know that Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett
Starting point is 00:15:41 were in Robin Hood, but you had no idea. I was like, Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett, but Robin Hood, but you had no idea. I was like, Russell Crowe and Cate Blanchett, but I kept harboring on the fact that you said it was a supernatural... No, that was the Dracula one. Oh, shit. I called him a folk hero, and apparently you don't think...
Starting point is 00:15:54 Supernatural folk hero is how he described Dracula. But what did you call Robin Hood when you were talking about... You described that weird, too. It was a folk hero that Russell Crowe played in a movie that also starred Cate Blanchett. Yeah, I could not pull that he was in that
Starting point is 00:16:18 Robin Hood movie, but I guess because the movie was so forgettable is my excuse. What did you bring for the prize bag? I brought a bunch of geeky shit because I was just at PAX last year or last week. Oh, that you like.
Starting point is 00:16:34 Respond to that, yes. I got some, an Avengers ice cube tray. Fuck you, T-shirts. Come on, you guys. Come on, you guys. Come on, you guys. Snuggleberries. Come on. Let's not get ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:16:53 Too little, too late. Got a Rock Band 4 koozie. See, now that, I can't believe you have that enthusiasm for that item. They gave it to me because I played it up on stage. So, I mean, come on. Yeah, you did hold it up in a fanciful way.
Starting point is 00:17:11 What else? Yeah, there you go. A Deuce X figurine. It's in French, so promotionnelle figurine. That's cool. And then also a BJ and Migs t-shirt One size extra large They just don't like t-shirts
Starting point is 00:17:31 That's what I deduced Sorry I stole your bit It's not a real t-shirt crowd I just noticed they have a couple more sitting over here That are going to be in the bag So yeah, somebody's going to get a lot of shirts Whether they like it or not But you know what?
Starting point is 00:17:48 You probably have a car you need to a washer Acid needs for happy Oh My god, have you ever done that suddenly I really want to do that that seems really luxurious It would be yeah, just super luxurious to just wipe your ass with a nice cotton low-neck tee. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:12 V-neck. Low-neck is what I came up with. That's how bad I am at describing clothing. A low-neck BP tee. Let's meet the rest of the fellas. We can't do this show in Seattle without asking Ken Jennings to appear. Not gonna do it.
Starting point is 00:18:34 Not gonna do it. Local folk hero, Ken Jennings. Yes. Supernatural. Non-supernatural folk hero. Thanks for having me back. Ken Jennings. Yes. Supernatural. Non-supernatural folk hero. Thanks for having me back. From all those great Portland Woods episodes of Jeopardy,
Starting point is 00:18:55 he sprang to national fame. International, I imagine, in English-speaking places. I don't think so. No? They have it in Australia. Oh, okay. Occasionally in Australia, it'll be like, Blimey, you is on me telly, or whatever they say in Australia. So occasionally in Australia it'll be like, Blimey, you was on me telly, or whatever they say in Australia.
Starting point is 00:19:11 Well, they love that, but you just did. Big fan for that. But I guess they'd probably rather be confused with England than New Zealand, so that was good. That was a step up. And do you have any Bumbershoot activities this weekend? I know you've done stuff there in the past.
Starting point is 00:19:34 No, I'm... Doug Loves Movies is my only quasi-Bumbershoot appearance. I thought you had, like, appeared with a book one time or something. The first time I got you is because you were there for something else. Yeah, I did a trivia night once and then I did a comedy thing last year. Listen, trivia night, don't cut yourself down like that. Like it's quizzes and games are important. It's not just trivia.
Starting point is 00:20:00 Please sit in this trivia ghetto, Ken, and answer your little questions. That's what they said. What did you bring from the prize bag from the trivia hole you live in? I have a couple trivia books. I have the two latest of my Junior Genius Guides for children of all ages, Outer Space and the human body. So just me talking to little kids about how their bodies work, like I often do.
Starting point is 00:20:35 Could we get the audio version of that? Ken, come in and have a seat. And I have a Jeopardy water bottle, which I love because it says, do you have a thirst for knowledge? Which I do. I wish I could remember the guy's name, but when I was at the radio station this morning,
Starting point is 00:21:00 he was sitting in with his wife. Do you remember? His name was Corey. Corey made a bunch of these these and he gave me one. It's a bottle opener, but it's in the shape of the Seattle Seahawk. I don't know if you guys are familiar with this, but it's a team some people love.
Starting point is 00:21:18 I don't know where they are tonight. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! In Seattle! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! are tonight. It's like I have my own version of when a band gets yelled at, Free Bird, you know? Mine will forever be Amy Adams.
Starting point is 00:21:43 Were you there when that happened? You started it, Doug. You mentioned the Seahawks. Boy, you guys really like soccer, don't you? Sean, you get one for that. I'll eat it. Here you go. I'll try again.
Starting point is 00:22:10 What are those? Donut holes. Eight balls of cocaine is what they are. Here you go. Catch this one. You catch the third one, everybody goes nuts. If I would have caught that, I should have been the center fielder for the Mariners. I swear this never happens to me, guys. This never happens to me.
Starting point is 00:22:30 Sean Jordan is here, everybody. Portland. Portland, Oregon. Phenom. In town. You're goddamn right. I guess Seattle can get along okay with Portland because you don't have a football team.
Starting point is 00:22:47 We don't. Well, we have a soccer team. First of all, just so we're clear, Robin Hood is Kevin Costner and Madeline Stowe. That's the real Robin Hood. Whoa. I had to bring that up. With Alan Rickman as the Sheriff
Starting point is 00:23:03 of Nottingham, Mr. Potter. Ho, ho, ho. That was my weird way of bringing it all in full circle just so I could do my Alan Rickman. Do you want to try and catch one? I'd love to try to catch any of them that came at me, Doug. Damn it! That's a catchable ball. We could have fooled everybody
Starting point is 00:23:32 if you guys would have just acted like I caught it. I'm sorry, Allison. This is probably the first time you've ever had to sit on stage with infantile behavior going on. No, I've done your show before. It's a first, right? No, I've done your show before. It's a first, right?
Starting point is 00:23:50 He fouls it off. The count is 2-0. You're at work right now, Derek. There are starving people that would love to have this catapult to play with. There's stone people out here that would love to have these. Alright. Did you bring something for the bag? Did we talk about it already? We did not.
Starting point is 00:24:05 I did. Feels like we might have. I guarantee that we didn't. I got some shirts from Cheese Wizards. They are really good. Yeah? Just give them a plug. Put them in the bag.
Starting point is 00:24:19 And what do you got, Sean? I have a DVD of Ghostbusters, Groundhog's Day, and Stripes. Why doesn't actual stand-up work like that? That'd be so tight. Some popcorn, because I do that when I watch movies, and then a bunch of Sour Patch Kids, because that's also what I do when I watch movies.
Starting point is 00:24:41 Yeah, Sour Patch Kids are the shit. Glad everybody knows. I want someone to catch it in their mouth. Sean, would you like to do the honors? Do I get to do that? Yeah. Yeah, sure. Into someone's mouth, please.
Starting point is 00:25:01 I'd very much like to see that go into somebody's mouth. Anyone on the panel is welcome to try. We only have the one catapult. He caught it in his hand and put it in his mouth. Let's have him eject it from the theater, please. I'm going to do it. Do you want to try one, Allison? Yes, please.
Starting point is 00:25:24 Allison's in, you guys. Get up there, AR. You got this. AR 15. All right, is there a trick? Or do you have any advice? My advice is don't do it like you watch me do it. Just make sure you clear the goalposts. Pull it back really hard.
Starting point is 00:25:41 I didn't pull it back that hard because I was scared. Also, keep the donut in the holster. Hey, I'm not an athlete, okay? Five second rule. Yes. Oh, we got a southpaw. Pick that shit up. Oh! You know, it wasn't the greatest shot, but it was dramatic.
Starting point is 00:26:02 It was very... Oh, she's going around, too. Oh, she's gonna do another one after that. Okay. Double tap it. Kill shot. She got her taste buds right. Oh, nice! There it was. Nice. Very nice learning curve on that one. Thank you. Very good.
Starting point is 00:26:16 Justin, would you like to try? Oh, sure. Do I get a fresh one, or should I use an old one? Oh, I don't know. This crowd seems like they'll eat anything. People love a good floor donut. Oh, that's going to go. Did that go in the balcony?
Starting point is 00:26:37 I'd like to see somebody hit the balcony. Hit out the lights like the end of the natural. I think he deflated. Call shot, Ken. Call shot. There you go. Ken Jennings. Almost to the front row.
Starting point is 00:26:55 You know what you did wrong. You know what you did wrong. For those listening, Ken Jennings called his shot and hit a grounder. Didn't go into a mouth, but it's still pretty effective. Roll in! Roll in! Roll in! Didn't go into a mouth, but it was still pretty effective. I can't believe I just get to do that. I should have mentioned earlier in the show vaping is more get-away-able in this venue than lighting anything on fire.
Starting point is 00:27:22 Just for tonight, anyway. I gotta wonder how inconspicuous somebody thinks that is. I don't know. I was doing a show in Wichita recently, and people were just lighting stuff up while the vapor people were getting off scot-free. It was pretty crazy.
Starting point is 00:27:38 All right, who wants to get one in their mouth that's not sitting too far away so it's actually doable? All right. Stand up, sir. There you go. It's coming right into your mouth. Here's not sitting too far away, so it's actually doable. All right. Stand up, sir. There you go. It's coming right into your mouth. Here we go. Oh, yes!
Starting point is 00:27:52 I said oh, yes because it went down her cleavage, which is even better. It's a real movie moment. All right, so we got more for we could do that later, but the listeners are really not having a good time. No, they're still in. They're in.
Starting point is 00:28:09 They're loving it. I don't know about that. Have you been to the movies lately, Sean Jordan? Have you seen any films you want to mention, good or bad? Yeah, I saw Straight Outta Compton recently. And... Yeah, it was great.
Starting point is 00:28:25 And I also saw American Ultra yesterday. A little less than Straight Outta Compton. I wanted to see Compton, but I couldn't get Compton. Ha ha. What a racist. So I bought a ticket and I enjoyed it a great deal. Fuck the police. No.
Starting point is 00:28:43 It was really good. I gotta wonder in what world though Suge Knight and Dr. Dre are looking eye to eye in any situation Suge Knight's a fucking giant and Dr. Dre ain't Dr. Dre seems like a tall fellow to me yeah but Suge Knight
Starting point is 00:28:58 I don't know they're just looking eye to eye but I did like the movie that was my only beef with the movie was that they were eye to eye I don't see that in the real world. Other than that, I really dug it. That's awesome. Ken, have you been movie going lately?
Starting point is 00:29:12 I saw Compton last week. I saw Mission Impossible also. Rogue Nation. Rogue Nation. Yes. I like those because, you know, I guess we've now decided that Tom Cruise is not, we're not going to buy him as a heterosexual
Starting point is 00:29:26 leading man anymore. So these movies have no superfluous love interest anymore. They don't even care. He doesn't look twice at the girl in her underwear when they're doing their thing. He's too busy holding his breath for seven minutes. He's on the outside of the plane.
Starting point is 00:29:41 He doesn't want to kiss anybody. That's what I like about those movies. He's on the outside of the plane. He doesn't want to kiss anybody. That's what I like about those movies. He's like, we need somebody sexy in this movie. Let's call Alec Baldwin. And we'll have sexy arguments where we're both mostly whispering. We will loud whisper at each other. We'll dramatically whisper.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Was Alec Baldwin sweating everywhere? About rogue nations. Seeing all the sexy sweating. Jeremy Renner can come in and jam. Now there's a sexy gentleman right there. Yeah, right. What about you, the Reverend in Fuego? Have you been to the cinema?
Starting point is 00:30:20 Yes, saw American Ultra this week. I actually liked it, except I kept thinking that Jesse Eisenberg was trying to channel, like, Michael Cera. He was trying to be Michael Cera. Right, they get confused for each other all the time, which is amazing to me, because I think they're both pretty individual talents. Yeah, and I kind of wish they would have gotten Michael Cera for this one. Oh, snappage! Well, the thing about Eisenberg is he's kind of hard to buy in the parts
Starting point is 00:30:46 where he's not smart because he's really been pigeonholed into playing smart characters or at least people act like they're smart. He's so fucking full of himself in that magician movie. I wanted to murder his balls. Now you see me. But the violence in the
Starting point is 00:31:02 movie was pretty awesome. Good violence, yes. It was really good violence. I agree. I wish I could come to terms with how much I love violence in movies but deplore it in the real world. It becomes tricky when a movie that great comes out around the time of senseless violence.
Starting point is 00:31:24 What if I were the opposite? Can't stand it in movies, but love it in real life. You know, I appreciate that perspective, but I'm going to have to ask you to go. I could see it going either way. I mean, that's the thing about... I've held a gun in my hand a couple of times, and it does feel great.
Starting point is 00:31:44 There's something about it that's like it's a really great feeling. Did you get to fire it? I've never fired a real gun. That feels really awesome. It's probably even better, yeah. I guess. I don't know. Because when you're just holding it, it feels powerful,
Starting point is 00:31:59 but you don't have to deal with that kickback. I had that experience with the donut catapult. I mean... Right? When it comes back at you, it's like, I wish I had never fired this damn thing. Allison, have you been in the movies? Yes, I went and saw a movie called
Starting point is 00:32:17 Pretty Little Liars, seasons one through four on Netflix. But also, I saw Call Me Lucky, that documentary that Bobcat Goldthwait directed oh that's terrific yes Barry Crimmins has had three very interesting long chapters in his
Starting point is 00:32:36 storied life and Bobcat captures it all and also I mean I thought I knew about Barry Crimmins and there was stuff in there that I hadn't seen before, but people who don't know him at all will find it very fascinating. Aren't you a comedian? I'm sorry, I just try to translate exactly what I hear.
Starting point is 00:32:59 And growing up, all of my teachers, I was in Charlie Brown's class. What was the question, sir? Aren't you a comedian? Aren't I a comedian is your question? Let me answer a question with a question. Aren't you a drunken asshole? I mean, just the way he's saying, aren't you a comedian?
Starting point is 00:33:34 It's not sharp, you know? It's not like in England they'd be like, aren't you a comedian? Perhaps it's time to tell some jokes. Or what if he said it like a compliment, like, aren't you a comedian? Oh. Hey, aren't you a comedian? Hey, aren't you a comedian?
Starting point is 00:33:49 Well, I guess I'll take my boxers off. Aren't you a comedian? I'm sorry, sir, if you were expecting comedians. That was cancelled and replaced with just dry talk. I don't know if you've noticed, but everyone is as disgusted as you are. What about the donut hole stuff? That was hilarious.
Starting point is 00:34:15 That's what he should have yelled at. I was actually probably saying something clever at some point beyond the donut throw-in. Aren't you a donut hole marksman? I didn't see that exit sign get grazed once, dog. I came here for constant donut hole action. Aren't you a prop comedian? I was hoping Gallagher was in town and I settled for this.
Starting point is 00:34:46 If you're sitting in the first three rows, you're gonna get donutty, folks. I told my wife we should not move to Washington, and I was right. You go out in public, and people will throw rolling papers and donuts at you. It is a living nightmare. Okay, I got another question
Starting point is 00:35:10 I want to ask everybody, even though I should be moving on to the game portion of the show, but I'm fascinated by this, and it's starting with Sean. Nine inches. Wow. Great. Pass. Comedy. Two more answers until Wow Great Pass Comedy
Starting point is 00:35:28 Two more answers until Allison decides what to do with that Name that penis Ken But seriously Movie that makes you man sob Like movie that makes you lose your shit when you see it I was talking on Twitter today About movies that just make me sob Movie that makes you man-sob. Like, movie that makes you lose your shit when you see it. I was talking on Twitter today about movies that just make me sob every time I see them.
Starting point is 00:35:51 Nobody asked you, dog. Did you see that weird, that Richard Gere dog movie? I am! What a fucking... I mean, it's much sadder when a happy dog dies than when a dog just waits for something. It's a different kind of sad. It's like sad on a time delay.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Like, I feel sadder about that dog in the movie right now than I did the entire time I was watching that movie. Because thinking about it makes me sad, but watching it made me go, okay, how long are we going to watch this dog watch to wait for whatever he's waiting for? Do you have an answer, Sean? I can't...
Starting point is 00:36:37 Aren't you a comedian? I have an answer. Die hard, because I get sad when it's over. Hey, hilarious, hilarious. It's a comic, huh? No, I can't think of any, but I do remember that Pursuit of Happiness made me cry. We could come back to you and you could just take one of somebody else's.
Starting point is 00:36:56 No, I like being on the ball. Pursuit of Happiness made me cry when I watched it. I can't remember anything that makes me cry every time, but that's an answer, right? If you watch it again, you'd probably cry again, right? I'd probably cry, yeah. Okay, that counts. You're goddamn, but that's an answer, right? If you watch it again, you'd probably cry again, right? I'd probably cry. Okay, that counts. You're goddamn right.
Starting point is 00:37:08 That's my definition. I was just saying, a guy on Twitter today was like, I saw this movie that made me cry the first time. I'll have a better one. Implying that when he saw it again, he didn't cry.
Starting point is 00:37:18 And my argument was that if it makes you cry once, it's going to happen every time. Ken, do you have one? Feel the Dreams, I guess? That's like, that's safe for a guy to say. He cries like a little. You're like, my dad wouldn't take me out to a field.
Starting point is 00:37:33 He made me learn stuff. He made me a different kind of champion. I just wanted to go home and play Jeopardy with my trivial person with dad. It goes to your dad, walks out from between the podiums. Right. You're right, son. It's all a question.
Starting point is 00:37:53 That'd be a fun Jeopardy question. What makes Ken cry every time he sees it? What is... Nine inches. What is life all about? Nine inches. What is life all about? No.
Starting point is 00:38:12 Finally, we have a comedian up here. Aren't you a Jeopardy champion? Be smart. Say something smart, not about Sean's dick. I thought you were a trivia guy. So funny. No, I like little things. I like, you know. What do you mean little things?
Starting point is 00:38:29 Listen. Anybody else have movies that make them cry? Well, no, we got to ask Justin and Allison. I'm sure they've both come up with one. The Pixar movies always make me cry. But Inside Out. Especially Ratatouille.. Especially Ratatouille. Yeah, Ratatouille.
Starting point is 00:38:48 But no, was it Inside Out? The one with all the feelings and stuff? Right, right. With the theme song by Diana Ross. Inside out. Boy, you're turning me. Allison, what about you? What do you...
Starting point is 00:39:00 Two movies that made me cry man tears. So they're sports films? In a way. That's another question for another day. It's like, what movies of triumph made you cry? Like when the team won. Those are so cowardly sounding though when I say them out loud. Allison, what is it?
Starting point is 00:39:17 I was surprised. Frozen. I cried throughout Frozen. I don't know why. And also, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants. That is a very sad movie, in parts. You mean you cry when they're trying desperately to get into the pants? Oh, so you've seen it? Because it fits all four of them.
Starting point is 00:39:41 Oh, parts one and duh. I saw pants, duh. They're all lovely actresses, though, so good for them. But what's sad about it? Does something die? Yeah. Spoilers. The pants got stuck at a bus station.
Starting point is 00:40:03 One of the plot lines involving Serena Vanderwoodson from Gossip Girl, Blake Lively, when she had her old nose. Meow. She had a really old nose in Age of Adaline. Do we say spoilers or not? I mean, the movie came out in like 1961. I just ruined Age of Adaline and it's only a year old, so go nuts. It was a while ago. It's less than that, right?
Starting point is 00:40:30 Sorry. It was a while ago that I saw it, but I think she's mourning her mom's death, right? Yeah. And that part makes you cry? Yeah, I'm weird that way. Not when they get back together at the end and they're like, holy holy shit we all saved the pants
Starting point is 00:40:46 Then I cried happy tears How did we do that And then they had to take the pants out back and shoot them Right That was awful You guys remember the prequel to that Pants, trains and automobiles They shot it because the pants came back
Starting point is 00:41:02 From a trip abroad with rabies. Yeah. It was so sad. Oh, foamy pants. Vicious foamy pants. Vicious foamy pants. The old VFP. Yeah, you know me.
Starting point is 00:41:21 You know me. Time for me to say this, you guys. Let the games begin! I'm still sorting things out, putting things in the prize bag. It's a crazy night here tonight. Someone's going to go home with a lot of
Starting point is 00:41:51 heavy stuff. You want us to go, girl? Good luck carrying this stuff. What's that? All right, yeah. Let's see your name tags. Everybody pick a name tag, lady and gentlemen. Go grab the name tag you want to play for.
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Starting point is 00:44:21 And that sparks another movie that does make me cry every time. It's Titanic. That's why I grabbed it. Oh, there you go. I knew cry every time is Titanic. That's why I grabbed it. Oh, there you go. I knew you'd come up with one eventually. And I like it. Look at you and Tyler on the Titanic together. Oh, we're on the edge of the ship in the classic pose.
Starting point is 00:44:36 You're the big spoon. Delightful. It's fun. You die, though. Yeah, I prefer that power position. You're going to be dead though in like 10 hours after this alright good job Tyler Tannick who do you have there Ken
Starting point is 00:44:50 I assume Emily because it says Emelian ways to die in the west Emily ways to die Emelian ways to die yeah sure another movie that makes me cry. I think she stuck my face
Starting point is 00:45:07 over Liam Neeson's too. I appreciate that. It's true. What do you got there, Justin? I've got Ed Word. Like Ed Wood. Word. And then there's Edward Cullen
Starting point is 00:45:23 there, Mr. Robert Pattinson. And it's pink. And the guy made his name's Ed? Yeah. Yeah. I would hope so. What? I would hope so.
Starting point is 00:45:31 Yeah. Maybe even Edward. Edward? I don't know. But my face is on there a couple times, so thanks for that. And Amy Adams. I don't appreciate that one bit. I was there, by the way. I don't know why Robert Pattinson's on there I don't have beef with him necessarily
Starting point is 00:45:51 or Amy Adams I don't have any problems with Amy Adams Allison what do you got oh you picked one of my favorites it's even got a baked good on it I just noticed it's Rise of the Janet of the Vapes and yeah it's got a little treat bake good on it I just noticed. It's Rise of the Janet of the Vapes.
Starting point is 00:46:08 And yeah, it's got a little treat stuck to the front. I'd make a pretty good monkey, I think. And there's little LED star lights all the way around it. Yeah, it's really just a star production all around. It's really well done. It's got a battery pack. And it's laminated.
Starting point is 00:46:24 Can I see it? This is pretty impressive. And she remembered to write a shithead on the back, which of course we'll save for the end of the show. Good job. Good job there, Janet. What is that edible that's taped on there? I mean, I assume when I use the word edible that it's...
Starting point is 00:46:41 It's like a brick of heroin. Some of that new new, dude. You got that gack on there. I like it. What is it? It's a very nice brownie. It's very polite. If I introduce that brownie to my mom,
Starting point is 00:46:56 it'll shake her hand and treat her like a lady. This brownie will get you home before midnight. Very nice brownie. All right, Allison, you can put that... I don't want to make you hold that lit-up thing the whole night. I don't want to get you electrocuted or something. Oh, I can turn it off, apparently. Oh, there's an off switch somewhere.
Starting point is 00:47:16 Good luck with that. But thank you to everybody for making name tags tonight. It's always a great group of name tags here in Seattle. And for buying tickets and being here with us and enjoying the rest of the show. Thank you for all of that. And thank you for
Starting point is 00:47:37 refreshing my drink. Neptune Theater. The Neptune, the god of mixed beverages. The God of drinks. Sees over this entire establishment. Oh, I forgot to say, mine that makes me sob, did I say it already, is Marley and Me? You did not say it.
Starting point is 00:47:56 That's mine. Marley's an asshole for most of the movie. But then, at one point, you're just like, no, Marley's an asshole for most of the movie. But then at one point you're just like, no, Marley. And then that's, it's the worst. Let's start with a little game called How Much Did This Shit Make? In honor of the new transporter film, The Transporter Refueled, transporter film,
Starting point is 00:48:24 The Transporter Refueled. I would like to ask you guys to guess in millions without going over, Price is Right style, how much money this movie made in its entire domestic run according to boxofficemojo.com.
Starting point is 00:48:41 Don't help out audience. The very first The Transporter Like there's been three There were three transporters and now he's refueled And Had a couple Red Bulls How much did the very first one make
Starting point is 00:48:57 To set off that chain of events We'll start with Ken Wow Yeah Well it got him to greenlight all the sequels, so... Right? I feel like it should be pretty solid. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:49:11 I'll go... 75. $75. $75 American dollars. $75. $75 American dollars. You could just say one if you're going to do that tactic. 75 yen. 75 mil. All right, Justin, what do you think?
Starting point is 00:49:40 I'll just say 48 million. Okay. I don't think it did that good. All right. Sean? I'm going to say 10 million dollars. How much? It's not a real number.
Starting point is 00:49:53 I was making a joke. You said 10 million? I said 10 million. Okay. Try to be funny, Doug. I thought you were a mathematician. No, no. This show doesn't need more numbers.
Starting point is 00:50:09 It needs more comedians. How much, Sean? Oh, I don't know. 68 million dollars. 68. Alright, so when we come to Allison, we've got 75 from Ken, 48 from Justin, 68 from Sean. It's millions of dollars without going over.
Starting point is 00:50:31 What would you like to bid? Hmm, I'm very torn between whether to go high or to go low. I told you not to help. Everybody here went high. What's the lowest one someone said? What was the lowest one someone said? It's the most audible, huh? I think it was like 40...
Starting point is 00:51:01 I said 48. 48. About 48. 48 is the lowest, yeah. $12. No faith in Jason Statham. Thank you for not saying a dollar. $1.
Starting point is 00:51:11 Okay, let me write down $12 and then look over at the number next to it. Okay, I've done my calculations. And the movie only made 25.2 million dollars so Allison is the winner the only one who didn't go over but then part two made like 40 million and then three came down a little bit
Starting point is 00:51:38 and they're probably you know they probably make them sort of cheaply although the stunts seem pretty good, you know? I'm not here to crucify transporter movies. I've never been the biggest fan, but I'm not against them. Has anybody seen this new one, The Refueled? No?
Starting point is 00:52:01 The Transporter Refueled is about the transgender bathroom attendant. Sounds like this film series is out of gas. All right, so Allison gets to start off this next game, which might be not a good thing for her. Because I like to play this game, but it confuses people sometimes. But people request it, so let's do a round of Build a Title, everybody.
Starting point is 00:52:33 See, the demand is there. Are you suggesting I'm going to be easily confused, which is fair? No, I'd say that anybody can be, and often is, confused by this game. Okay, great.
Starting point is 00:52:48 But you have to start us off. So I was just saying your win in that last game is now turning into your nightmare. Because you have to figure this shit out. I'll give you a starter title. Like, for instance, if the first title was The Godfather, we'd lose the the. We don't have thes in this game. And then you'd have to add a title of another movie to the beginning or end of Godfather. So you could do like, Oh Godfather,
Starting point is 00:53:19 or Godfather of the Bride. Okay. Got it? Got it. I think so. Your starter title is Firewall. Set here in Seattle. Starring Harrison Ford and Chloe from 24.
Starting point is 00:53:38 Okay. Wally. There you go. Fire Wally. WALL-E. There you go. Fire WALL-E. Justin? Fire Wall-E. Oh my god. Yeah, so you need a movie that begins with E or WALL-E or Fire WALL-E or ends in fire.
Starting point is 00:54:04 There's got to be a title out there. I thought of one that ends with fire. Can you think of one? This might be the shortest round of Build a Title in the history of... It's a tough game. People in the audience are muttering answers. If you've got great hearing, you're all set.
Starting point is 00:54:27 I've got nothing. All right, Justin's out. Ken's got to have something. Firewall E.T. the Extraterrestrial. Yes! I like to say that the rest of the title is End His Adventures on Earth or In His Adventures on Earth
Starting point is 00:54:57 depending on what you're looking at and in this case maybe we should include that because what other movie begins with terrestrial? So, Sean, yeah, you need something that begins with earth or ends with fire and maybe has wind somewhere in there as well. Yeah, you laugh at my jokes, you get a donut. What?
Starting point is 00:55:41 One of my favorite movie titles is Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. I have it tattooed on my inner thigh right, and it just so happens that it coincides with this Build-A-Title situation. I can't remember the rest. And that was right? It's called Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire? If the tattoo artist fucked it up, I'd have to go kill him. I'm not going to show it because it's not real. It's more that humor for your boy over there. I'd have to go kill him. I'm not going to show it because it's not real.
Starting point is 00:56:08 It's more that humor for your boy over there. Yeah, that's Goblet of Fire. That was just magician code for magician. They're not magicians, Doug. They actually do that stuff. It was wizard code for Goblet of Fire as wizard code for Lindsay Lohan is approaching. I don't know why I dragged Lindsay Lohan into it. I could have just said venereal disease.
Starting point is 00:56:35 Alright, so... It's funny watching the deep thought going to Allison's fate. Firewall E T, the extraterrestrial on Earth, and then what did you do to it? Harry Potter.
Starting point is 00:56:48 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Firewall. It's a movie that ends with Harry. E, T, and His Adventure on Earth. So Allison, you need something that begins with Earth or ends with Harry. Just, or hair. Sure, just hair. If you know a movie that ends in just hair.
Starting point is 00:57:07 I don't know one either, but you know. That documentary, I'm making about blow drying your hair too close. Did they make a movie of hair? I don't think that would work. It wouldn't work. I would like to smush it in. They did, but you're not adding anything.
Starting point is 00:57:21 You're just keeping hair right where it is. And we're trying to build the title. So you need to say something hair or earth something. Earth. Earth. Earth. Yeah. I can think of...
Starting point is 00:57:40 Can you think of one? None so far. Oh, I got one. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Hair? You do. I feel like there should be a Harry. Henderson's and the Harry. Wait, what is it called?
Starting point is 00:57:58 Henderson's and the Harry. It's a 70s porno. I should... All the Hendersons got in. It's a 70s porno. I should... I should keep you in... All the Hendersons got in. I should keep you in for creativity, but that's not the correct title. Okay.
Starting point is 00:58:14 But let's go to... Shush, shush, shush, shush! Let's go to... Drunk in the Balcony. Let's go to Ken, and you have to add to Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire while E.T., the extraterrestrial, and his adventures on Earth.
Starting point is 00:58:33 We're doing Earth? We're doing Earth. Because I was going to say the extraterrestrial genius. Does that not count? Terrestrial genius? That's good. Really? You think there's such a thing as a treel genius? I'll do Earth.
Starting point is 00:58:47 Yeah, yeah. No, I like that one. I can do Earth. No, you're good. Do Earth, though. I'll do, and it's Adventures on Earth, Girls Are Easy. Yes, that's the one. I just wanted to hear it. I just wanted to hear it. I just wanted to hear it. Something that begins with...
Starting point is 00:59:08 Wow, it sounds like a professional wrestler in the audience. Starts with easy or ends with hairy. Story of my life. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I want to dive into how that's the story of your life, but we don't have time for that. I'm just telling you, there's so many instances where it really starts easy and turns out to be pretty hairy.
Starting point is 00:59:36 Hella hairy. Well, we'll say Easy A. Easy A, of course. Wow, there's probably a lot of movies that begin with A. Does it have to make the A, or can it be a? Who's asking? It's a legitimate question. I'm just asking. I don't think you need to worry about it.
Starting point is 00:59:57 Sorry I wasn't that funny, but some stuff is real. I just need to know. It's currently Ken's problem. So can it be a? I prefer it be A because the movie's called Easy A and not Easy Uh. Mom, I got an A.
Starting point is 01:00:13 I got an uh plus. If I didn't fuck it up, it would have been a lot tighter. How'd you do in school? Uh. All uhs. Straight uh, baby. I got an uh minus. Uh.
Starting point is 01:00:33 That was weightless. Let's go with A. Um. I don't think I have an A movie. Holy shit. I will do Dirty Harry, Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Wall, E, T, The Extraterrestrials, The Witches on Earth, Girls Are Easy.
Starting point is 01:00:57 Nice job. Didn't have an A, but he pulled it out anyway. Sean, it's back at you. This turned into a really... That is crazy how... First of all, I wouldn't expect Hulk Hogan to be at my show. Pressure. I love Seattle, brother.
Starting point is 01:01:24 There's no black people Oh yeah Wait that's Randy Savage Nevermind I am a real American Of course you know Oh no you didn't To not Feels like it's getting out of hand,
Starting point is 01:01:46 to not stall, I can't think of, is there a movie that's, oh, Amy. Shit, Amy, the movie, Amy Winehouse just came out? Sure, Amy, Amy. Yeah, Amy. Yeah, Amy. Amy, yeah, yeah. Still in it.
Starting point is 01:02:02 Amy, yeah. Look at me. You're lucky they didn't call that movie Amy Winehouse. Oh, no, it still would have worked out. I know the name of the movie, so I didn't call it Amy Winehouse. I called it Amy. So do you have anything that begins with Amy
Starting point is 01:02:15 or ends with dirty? How about, like, Joe Dirt? Yeah, Joe Dirty. Joe Dirty? Yeah. Joe Dirty. Joe Dirty Herring Potter and the Goblet of Fire while E.T. the Extraterrestrial and his adventures on Earth Girls are easy Amy.
Starting point is 01:02:40 A. Meet the Parents. What? Meet the Parents. A. Meet the Parents? All right, I'll take it. What do you mean you'll take it? Meet the parents. A, meet the parents? All right, I'll take it. What do you mean you'll take it? It's perfect. Like, it works.
Starting point is 01:02:50 It's perfectly taken by me. Meet the parents. Rents. So you need something that ends in rents. I mean, begins with rents. What's the first one, though? Joe. Joe.
Starting point is 01:03:03 Joe. Joe. Joe. Oh, Joe. Wow. Oh. Oh. I won't say another word. Do you have something Ken? Tough one. Joe. Something Joe. And I'll just help you out a little bit. There's never been a motion picture based
Starting point is 01:03:24 on a little bit. There's never been a motion picture based on a sloppy joke. You got anything? Meet the pair rinse side out. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. They're not having that one. That one, the whole audience is sadness on that one Okay, no, no, I got it, I got it, I got it
Starting point is 01:03:50 Meet the pair, Ren, see no man Oh Yeah I think it works Okay, first of all, that one is awesome but very questionable Because you have to pronounce the T in Rent I think it works. First of all, that one is awesome, but very questionable. Because you have to pronounce the T in rent, and there's no T in Encino.
Starting point is 01:04:14 But also, that was his second try, and of course, there's no second tries in baseball. Encino man on fire, just so we're clear. I could have kept going. This show's just like baseball. One strike and you're out. I thought of, in the clinch there, I thought of, there was a movie, Killer Joe.
Starting point is 01:04:33 Yeah, the Matthew McConaughey joint? Yeah, yeah. But I couldn't think of anything to add to Rance. Did you guys think of something? Rance? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but there was Attack of the Cobra at the end of it, right? Or wasn't there? You don't want to talk about it now? Attack of the Cobra at the end of it, right? Or wasn't there? You don't want to talk about it now? Rise of the Cobra. What was it?
Starting point is 01:04:51 G.I. Joe. G.I. Joe. But the first one is just G.I. Joe, right? It's got a subtitle? Yeah, I thought they all had subtitles. Oh, yeah, G.I. Joe would work. I imagine a real American hero was somewhere. I asked them about rents, and they're yelling G.I. Joe at me.
Starting point is 01:05:04 They were yelling it at me. I'm just sticking up for myself. What'd she say? Bear trap. I don't know. Bear trap? But it's not the parents trap. Oh, parent trap.
Starting point is 01:05:16 Parents trap. All right. That was still a pretty good one. Good job, everybody. Bravo. Let's see how we're doing on time. All right, I think we have time to do this.
Starting point is 01:05:33 Let's play a round of Last Man Stanton. Lots of people write in on Twitter with suggestions on this one and I always just have to pick somebody and give... There's always somebody that thinks... It's crazy.
Starting point is 01:05:55 People always think they have the perfect name. Like, I've got this. I've got the perfect name for you. And they're like, alright, what is it? They're like, Billy Barty or whatever. What compels somebody 45 minutes in to be like no I got this I got this I fucking got it
Starting point is 01:06:13 yeah so I just watched Kurt Russell would be a great one I think we've done I think we've done it before but yeah it's a great suggestion I think we just done it before, but yeah, it's a great suggestion. I think we just did it like recently.
Starting point is 01:06:31 You're sure you've done him? I think a lot of things. You're sure you've done him? Because that one's easy. Kurt Russell's easy? Yeah, for me it would be. All right, gauntlet thrown. We're doing Kurt Russell. We're doing Kurt Russell.
Starting point is 01:06:47 If it's easy for Allison, we gotta do it. Good news, guys. It's easy for Allison. But we're starting with Sean. Uh-oh. Yeah. I didn't mean to bum you out. And then we're going to Ken.
Starting point is 01:07:04 Kurt Russell movies. If you can't think of one, you're out. But we'll still play another game, so it doesn't mean you're completely out. What are you talking about? Tombstone. You first. Tombstone.
Starting point is 01:07:16 Tombstone. Great, great movie. Tombstone versus Wyatt Earp. Wyatt Earp fucking sucked it. I'm sorry to put such a fine point on it, but Wyatt Earp fucking sucked it. That Wyatt Earp was better as Robin Hood. I love incisive film criticism. Ken, what do you got?
Starting point is 01:07:48 Any Kurt Russell movie. I will go... A lot of great options at this point. So many classics. Miracle. Miracle, yes. The hockey movie. The Miracle on Ice.
Starting point is 01:08:04 Justin? There's a movie you can cry sob at, Ice. Justin? There's a movie you can cry sob at, man. Right? That's pretty good. Pretty good emotionally. Soviets suck it. USA, that's right. All right, Justin?
Starting point is 01:08:16 Because I love the Pork Chop Express. Big Trouble in Little China. Okay. Big Trouble in the L. Okay. Big trouble in the LC. All right, Allison. We know we've taken up three good ones, but I'm sure since this is your category, you're going to have something ready to go.
Starting point is 01:08:44 Overboard. Oh. That's the one I was ready to go. Overboard. Oh. That's the one I was going to say. So instead, I'll go with... I'll go with... There's so fucking many. Used cars.
Starting point is 01:09:06 I'll go used cars. I always like to start with my favorite. That's my favorite Kurt Russell movie. Sean? Vanilla Sky. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. That Vanilla Sky.
Starting point is 01:09:20 Yes, yes, yes. All right. Ken, people in the audience are muttering. Everybody's got one. I want to say... Shh, shh, shh! I want to say Captain Ron. Captain Ron, that's a good one.
Starting point is 01:09:41 That's a super fun one. I want to keep Allison from the rest of the Goldie Hawn oeuvre. Yeah, just bat her away from that. That's my favorite oeuvre. Get away from that oeuvre. Don't accidentally step on that oeuvre. Somebody just pulled a pin out of a grenade, it sounded like. I think so.
Starting point is 01:10:01 I heard that too. That's crazy. I think so. I heard that too. That's crazy. See, my mom used to watch all of these Kurt Russell movies when I was growing up. So I think Backdraft? Yes.
Starting point is 01:10:22 Yes, good old Backdraft. That's right. Backdraft, good old backdraft. That's right. Backdraft. Good job. Allison. Babes in Toyland. Whoa. You're going, that's a deep cut, right?
Starting point is 01:10:35 Yes. Thank you. Interesting. Yeah. He was in, like, was he a little kid in that? I think he was a teen. Teenager. He might have been a little kid.
Starting point is 01:10:45 He might have been a teenager. I can't remember. Yeah. Like, he was a little older when he played Dexter Riley in Now You See Him, Now You Don't. Yeah. Yeah, right. I'm all right at this. Who the fuck knows?
Starting point is 01:11:05 Nobody knows. I can't think of the right title for one of the other ones. That's why I said that one. Now you see him, now you don't. Great fun. Oh, I thought of the other one. Putting the pressure on. Death Proof.
Starting point is 01:11:26 Yeah. And also, real quick, this isn't a Kurt Russell movie, but can I have a drink of vodka soda? I stay away from that one because I don't know whether to call it under its bigger umbrella. No, they're two movies.
Starting point is 01:11:39 Grindhouse. Two separate movies. Okay. Grindhouse was the genre, right? Isn't that? Yeah. Yeah. Don't make me flip the stool over. The whole thing was. Grindhouse was the genre, right? Isn't that? Yeah. Don't make me flip the stool over.
Starting point is 01:11:48 The whole thing was called Grindhouse. All right, Ken. Is anybody out yet? I don't think so. Oh, okay. Nobody said Escape from New York, right? No, they haven't. Just.
Starting point is 01:12:04 Well, I guess you just do Escape from L.A. at that point. I guess you have to. Just get it out of the way. Yeah, why kick that can down the road? Escape from L.A. Allison. Well, this is embarrassing. Considering the good game I talked earlier,
Starting point is 01:12:22 I don't have any more. That's it, really? Two felt like a lot for me. Kurt Russell. You've seen how I play this game. I'm not good. He's your favorite. Well.
Starting point is 01:12:32 Think of one more. What if Kurt's listening? Not you guys. Just her. Just her. The Thing? All right, yes. That was amazing.
Starting point is 01:12:45 All right, I'm going to go with Silkwood. All right, Shawnee, Shawn. You got it You can do it Oh he was in that one where He was all like Stop stop He was all Kurt Russell-y
Starting point is 01:13:15 Stop it Was he sweaty? Was his hair about shoulder length And he was sexy? Some sort of smuggling grapes, sort of tube steak situation going on? I don't know, man. I'm out. Sorry. That's it? Okay, you're out.
Starting point is 01:13:34 Ken, don't say anything yet, you guys. I love this movie. Breakdown. Breakdown, yes. You guys remember Breakdown? The trucker movie. Yeah, that's a good one. Justin, do you have another one? An instant classic.
Starting point is 01:13:52 Universal Soldier. Oh, yes. Oh, goodness. All right. I'm going to go with Tango and Cash. What do you got, Ken? The computer wore tennis shoes.
Starting point is 01:14:16 Yes, it did, you motherfucker. I remember that name. Who are you, Ken Jennings? That's crazy. You're a goddamn computer in tennis shoes. That's what you are, Ken Jennings? That's crazy. That is, you're a goddamn computer in tennis shoes. That's what you are, Ken. Wow. KJ.
Starting point is 01:14:35 Oh, I got another one. Okay, Justin. There's so many of those buddy cop movies. Was he in Tequila Sunrise? Yes. Thank you. Yes, he fucking was. I told you my mom watched all of those movies. Tequila Sunrise. My favorite cocktail based motion picture. Ken. Oh wait, is it my turn you're in I'll do one let's see how about
Starting point is 01:15:09 let's go with oh I said I thought of it before the barefoot executive I've never heard of one that was where he had a pet monkey who when you left him alone with TV show pilots, picked the best ones.
Starting point is 01:15:28 It was way ahead of its time. You know, Network gets a lot of credit for seeing the future of television, but Barefoot Executive did a pretty good job. Back to you, Ken. This is like a Disney movie we had on VHS when I was a kid And Kurt Russell plays one of the brothers I swear, there's this movie called
Starting point is 01:15:51 The One and Only Genuine Original Family Band That is correct, yes It's the best election ever made About Grover Cleveland's loss In the 1888 presidential election So many to choose from Cleveland's loss in the 1888 presidential election. So many to choose from. Justin?
Starting point is 01:16:13 These are more questions than anything at this point, but was it Red Dawn? No. No? He's not in Red fucking Dawn. There's a lot of people in that book. How dare you. Probably somewhere in there. I'll go with another one of his Disney classics The World's Strongest Man
Starting point is 01:16:31 That's what I was going to say I think there's no more of those at the old Medford campus or whatever I think he might have been in another one but I can't Shush! Oh yeah, that's true or whatever, right? I think he might have been in another one, but I can't, you know... Shush, yeah, shush! Oh, yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 01:16:48 I feel like it would be cheating to say that. We both heard Fox and the Hound, so it's off the table. The rules couldn't be simpler. As an audience member, just... one of those, you know? She just came from a Donald Trump rally, so she's used to... She has no idea what we're doing.
Starting point is 01:17:06 She just goes to shows and yells, the fox and the hound! Yes. Like, at random points. All these political people are like, a fox and a hound! Who was... The hound was a girl or a boy?
Starting point is 01:17:21 They were both boys? They were both boys. One of them's... They're supposed to be the same age, but one of them's Kurt Russell and one of them's Mickey Rooney. It's Kurt Russell and Mickey Rooney? One of them's not supposed to be old?
Starting point is 01:17:31 Yeah, they're supposed to be the same age. They're like 50 years apart or something. Jesus, that's creepy. That's messed up. Otherwise, it's totally realistic. I'm sure I'm like spacing on like Kurt Russell classics oh yeah these people in the audience have some good ones
Starting point is 01:17:50 ready to yell at us I might be out I think I got nothing alright I could finish you off with Sky High Sky High and what was the one with Robin Williams The Best of Times Sky High. And what was the one with Robin Williams?
Starting point is 01:18:09 The Best of Times? Oh, yeah, The Best of Times. No. I love that movie. Yeah, but you're still our winner, Ken. You lasted the longest. So we got a few minutes left. So to determine our winner tonight... What happened?
Starting point is 01:18:34 She's just like, smell Schmellgurken. Schmellgurken said Fox and the Hound. We're going to play the first ever Fox and the Hound game. How old was Mickey Rooney? That's the whole question How old was Mickey Rooney? If you can name any age that Mickey Rooney achieved Without going over? Yes
Starting point is 01:18:57 Now we're going to play the one round version of Which I think is a lot of fun, a new thing we've been doing called the Reverse Malton Game. And how this is gonna work is since Ken won that last game, he gets to go first, and then we're gonna go to Sean. And Ken, basically what he wins by getting to go first is more control than anything because I'm going to name a few movies, three movies, and Ken gets to pick which one of those movies
Starting point is 01:19:33 he thinks he can name the most actors from as listed by Leonard Maltin in this app that I'm holding in my hand. And then he's going to have to start us off with the first name. And then we go to Sean. He has to name somebody else from the movie. And then to Allison
Starting point is 01:19:55 and then to Justin. You get the idea. You got to take turns naming people from that movie. The movie that the first person picks. So he says the amount of names and then we all have to name a person. I'll say how many Leonard lists. Just to give you an idea of what you're
Starting point is 01:20:12 shooting at. Because it has to be names that he listed. Okay? And Ken gets to pick. What? I said it wrong? I think so. I'm sure I did. As soon as you were like, what are you talking about? I was like, yeah, I said it wrong.
Starting point is 01:20:27 So I'm going to repeat it again like you're the asshole. I didn't mean to upset you. I mixed up the rules of two games, but basically, or two versions of this game. But basically, Ken gets control by picking which one it is. I'll tell you how many names, but you're right. There's no bidding of names. You just go into it
Starting point is 01:20:45 taking turns naming names. Whoever names the last name, even if it's all the names, that person is our winner. Ken. You get to choose between which one of these movies would you most like to play with
Starting point is 01:21:03 tonight. Since we're in Seattle, last time I checked, the options are Say Anything, Singles, or Sleepless in Seattle. Which one of those films? The classic Say Anything, another film called Singles, and another thought of by some as a classic, Sleepers in Seattle.
Starting point is 01:21:33 Which one of those? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm nervous, because motherfucking, I'll fuck you up if you don't fucking like them fucking sleepers. I don't fuck you up if you don't fucking like them fucking sleepless. I don't know what. She sounded really mad. Felt like I was on an episode of Maury or something. We conceived this child, the sleepless in Seattle.
Starting point is 01:22:00 Which one of those would you like, Ken? I'm going to go Singles. Singles? Seattle Classic. Grunge Era Classic. All right, well, some of those just got recalled today. Craft Singles, but you still...
Starting point is 01:22:32 Letterless, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 names I think. Yeah looks like 12 names so let's just let's just get it over with now this is gonna be interesting maybe. No it isn't. Which direction did I say we were going to go? Sean's next? Okay. Go that way. Go the other way. No, go that way. Why would going the other way help you?
Starting point is 01:22:53 Sounds like you're in trouble either way. I am. All right, Ken. Do I also do the first name? Yeah, you get to go first name. I don't know anybody. No, I'm just kidding. Name someone from Matt. Campbell Scott.
Starting point is 01:23:09 He's going Campbell Scott, Sean. We developed a mod backstage, and you wanted me to be in for the first round, and I understand that, so I'm going to say Matt Dillon. Yeah, Matt Dillon, of course. Then we go to Allison. Kira Sedgwick. Uh-huh. Justin. Nothing. Nothing? Nothing. then we go to Allison Kira Sedgwick Justin nothing nothing
Starting point is 01:23:28 I thought you were from here I am from here and I hate that movie you've got I know I know why you hate it because I've seen that movie and nobody has that beard that you have that is so popular here so beautiful yeah we go it's awesome um but that's really interesting you know it didn't even through us most because
Starting point is 01:23:52 you've never seen the film i've watched parts of it like right well who was in that one part that you saw matt dylan oh okay it was hit did you watch the cover of the movie? I saw parts of the cover of the movie. I saw the Matt Dillon part. Skimmed over it on IMDb. Excused myself and went to my room. Where he's laying there with hair that's a little bit too long for Matt Dillon to be having. Yeah, I watched the cover. It was good.
Starting point is 01:24:20 All right. Well, Justin's out then. So we go to Ken. I don't know what happened to her, but Bridget Fonda. Fuck, man. Yeah. Where's Bridget Fonda? What happened?
Starting point is 01:24:30 She sort of dropped off to raise a family or whatever. Weirdo. Charlie Burns. Yeah, weirdo. Is there a guy named Charlie Burns in the movie? What? I swear I heard somebody just say... Are you really guessing Charlie Burns?
Starting point is 01:24:42 I swear I just heard somebody say Charlie Burns, so I was going to act like I Burns. Okay, well, don't listen to what they're saying. And come up with your own if you can. No, he's going to be like somebody who's running for president and everybody knows how stupid I am now. I don't know. Bridget Fonda was my other one. I only know two people in that movie, so I'm out. That's it?
Starting point is 01:24:57 That's it. Okay. Allison? I don't know if he's guessed Leonard Maltin Billing, but Chris Cornell. It was a smart guess, but a wrong guess. Oh, damn. Yeah, he didn't make Billing.
Starting point is 01:25:18 Shit. I just... Ken? Bill Pullman. Sleepless in Seattle, Bill Pullman. Wait, what? Wrong movie. Bill Pullman's also in Singles, right?
Starting point is 01:25:36 Bill Pullman is in both Sleepless in Seattle and Singles. You show off. Ken Jennings is our winner tonight. Sheila Kelly, Jim True, James LeGrow, Devin Raymond.
Starting point is 01:26:01 They don't list any of the musicians though because the guy that yelled Pearl Jam, he was right. Eddie Vedder was in it and probably what, Stone Gossard was probably there too. Allie Walker, Camille Garrado and weirdly Tim Burton.
Starting point is 01:26:18 I don't even remember him being in there. Is he just like wandering into a coffee shop and they're like, Wonderland's that way? He's the director, I don't know if you're actually asking he's the director of the dating video that Sheila Kelly makes There you go. I was actually asking Does anybody want to shoot one more donut before we go? That was a good one. I'm getting good at this now.
Starting point is 01:26:49 It's too bad we have to go. Who was Ken playing for tonight? Where's your person you were playing for? They get all the prizes. Emily, on Ways to Die in the West. Wait, can I take... Wait. Which...
Starting point is 01:27:15 Sorry, Doug. I know you hate this. Which t-shirt do you want? Okay. A bit of a lull in the podcast. Okay. Thank you. Oh. Mm-hmm. Bit of a lull in the podcast. Yeah, it's an interesting time to be alive. Just setting all the shit. Who said Sioux Falls?
Starting point is 01:27:40 Allison had to sift through it, make sure she got the right shirt. Yes, I did. She did. Very clever. Do you want those donuts? What if she got to shoot one into the crowd? Sounded like you just said lunch them. Lunch them?
Starting point is 01:28:00 Have them for lunch, Doug. Like a lunch-em bowl. Oh, those are pretty glorious looking. Those are pretty nice. I tell you what, during the end title music, I'll throw these at people. Because we've got to wrap this up. Do you have any plugs there, Sean? I do.
Starting point is 01:28:22 I'm Sean S. Jordan on Twitter. And if you're going to Bumbershoot Sunday night, I'll be at the Charlotte Martin Theater doing my show Funny Over Everything at 10 p.m., and I'll be headlining Boise Liquid Laughs the first weekend in October, so if you guys feel like driving to Boise, or if you know someone in Boise, or if you live in Boise and you're listening, I'll be there.
Starting point is 01:28:38 That's it. Alright, thank you very much for being here, Sean. Have fun at Bumbershoot. And what about you, Ken? What do you got going on? You got a book people should buy? Ken Jennings on Twitter. Yeah, I write the Junior Genius Books. I just gave a couple to Emily.
Starting point is 01:28:57 The new one about ancient Egypt comes out in a couple weeks. So if you're into ancient Egypt, and I know everyone listening to this podcast is, check it out. Scattered applause for the pharaohs. Does that make sense? Okay, I'll just say the words and it'll make sense to people.
Starting point is 01:29:23 Tunnel? Okay. Okay. I think I understand the other two. What about you, Justin? We can hear you weekday mornings on 99.9 KISW. BJ and Megs, yep. And what's the internet address
Starting point is 01:29:39 for people listening in other parts of the country and the world? Just KISW.com, you can find all that stuff. My Twitter is at Rev and Fuego. And we also do a geeky podcast called BJ Shay's Geek Nation, which you can find on BJGeekNation.com.
Starting point is 01:29:53 Alright. Thanks for being here, dude. Woo! Woo! I'll say one more time. Tomorrow night I'm going to be one of Allison's new best friends in the Allison Rosen is your new best friend podcast
Starting point is 01:30:07 live from, or happening at I mean it's live but it won't be you know what I mean the Cornish Playhouse which sounds so classy it really does, at 7 tomorrow at 7 and what else do you want people to know about just check out my podcast
Starting point is 01:30:23 Allison Rosen is your new best friend check me out at Bumbershoot all three days and follow me on Twitter at Allison Rosen and what else do you want people to know about? Just check out my podcast, Alison Rosen's New Best Friend. Check me out at Bumbershoot all three days and follow me on Twitter at Alison Rosen. Alison Rosen, everybody. I just want to add that Doug Lowe's movies is coming to New Orleans as part of the Hell Yes Best. That'll be on October 8th.
Starting point is 01:30:43 And thanks again to the Neptune Theater and all you guys for showing up one more time for Sean Jordan Ken Jennings Justin Robinson and Allison Rosen and as always,
Starting point is 01:31:06 Seahawks game day traffic is a shithead. Dan Didio is a shithead. Okay, that was personal. Sometimes I don't know. Sometimes I think, oh, it's going to be a local politician that everybody goes crazy over. Then other times it's just Dan Didio.
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