Doug Loves Movies - Amy Miller, Geoff Tate and Justin Rupple guest
Episode Date: October 7, 2018Live from Reno Tahoe Comedy in Reno, Doug welcomes Amy Miller, Geoff Tate and Justin Rupple to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free mo...nth of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds
With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
Wow.
You guys nailed it. You guys nailed it.
You got the job.
Coming to you for the first time
from the Reno Tahoe Comedy Club
in Reno, Nevada!
You heard me.
I said Nevada.
It's Saturday.
You guys schooled me last time I was here.
It's Saturday, October 6, 2018.
We're in a hole in the ground.
And I want to see a whole lot of name tags.
Bring those babies out, if you will.
Oh, goodness.
So much, so much to choose from.
I love it.
What is this one with all the candy on it? What does it say? Matthew've got mail. And it's me. And who's that other guy?
That's Jeff. Okay. So many of them, you guys went small on a lot of them. Spider Matt over there. I get that one. I know what that's
about. What's this scream one over
here? Wilhelm
Scream? Your name is Wilhelm?
Holy shit.
And what's
that one where my face is really big and it looks
like there's clouds behind
me? Up in the errand.
And that's my face over Clooney? Oh shit. like there's clouds behind me. Up in the airing. Up in the airing.
And that's my face over Clooney?
Oh, shit.
I like it.
Great job.
Oh, there's a big trouble in something China over there.
Big trouble in Bill China.
What's your name?
Tristan.
Tristan?
Big Tristan in Little China? In Little Christy.
In Little Christy?
It's an adult film?
Big Tristan and Little Christy.
Oh, no.
But thank you, everybody,
for making name tags
and for coming out
and joining us for this show,
this first ever in
Reno. I was going to say it again.
Doug plugs.
I'm on a tear. I said it right once.
Doug plugs.
This Wednesday, October 10th,
Doug Loves Movies returns to Helium
in Philadelphia, hashtag gas.
Then I'm doing stand-up on Thursday,
October 11th at the Improv
in Washington, D.C.
And at Doug Loves Movies, that's Sunday, October
14th, same club at
420. That's a D.C.
double. Hey, San Francisco,
you get two shows, too, on Halloween
no less. For all of my dates,
deets, and links, go to DougLovesMovies.com.
That's DougLovesMovies.com that's douglovesmovies.com
yeah
are there any is there anybody here
there's not an official member of this cult is there anyone
that never listens to the podcast is this weird
is this weird so far?
I was like, you know what?
I need really special stools for this show.
I want to look like I'm the... Like I'm the benevolent ruler of Polynesian Island.
I brought a prize bag.
Now you guys know that
it's, you know, I can't bring
a ton of stuff when I travel
and I can't bring very big stuff so
I try to bring small stuff that
packs a big punch like of course
a Doug Loves Movies
t-shirt. One size
hopefully fits you. Doug Loves Movies T-shirt. One size hopefully fits you.
Doug Loves Movies stickers.
Someone at the show that I did,
what was the last city I was in?
Last place I was in,
somebody came up to me and gave me
a copy of the novelization of Last Man Standing
starring Bruce Willis,
who recently said that Die Hard's not a Christmas movie
on that Bruce Willis roast. But guess what, Bruce? The Century Theater right here in Reno
is showing it as part of their Christmas movie series. So shut up. Shut up and save us from
terrorists. And also, I was...
Oh, that's where she gave it to me, San Diego.
This is great.
It's like the prize bag is like my version of memento.
It's like clues about what's happened in my past.
Yeah, we did a show in San Diego at the American Comedy Club,
and we'll be back there on November 17th
to see and talk to Eddie the Eagle once again. I don't know if the people that live in San Diego at the American Comedy Club, and we'll be back there on November 17th to see and talk to Eddie the Eagle
once again. I don't know if the
people that live in San Diego love or hate that the
Eagle talks every time, but
it's a copy of San Diego
Magazine, and it says,
Who's the Boss? It has a bunch of ladies on the cover.
They should be,
if they're not already. Oh, and also,
I've been enjoying, do you guys eat
over here on the river
at the place called Campo?
Yeah.
Yeah, or Campo.
Campo is probably too close to compost.
But Campo is a delicious restaurant,
and they have a children's menu,
and I...
Not a menu, a children's drawing and games thing
that I couldn't solve the puzzle.
So I thought I'd pass that along.
Oh, and it's all in a bag that says Fantastic Fest
that I got at the amazing Fantastic Fest in Austin, Texas
that I recommend you go to if you can afford it.
Plus all the stuff brought by my guests.
Let's get them out here.
I think you guys are going to be pleased.
Give it up for Justin Ruppel, Amy Miller, and Jeff Tate.
All right, I have to start off by apologizing to my other guests.
Yeah, chip for Amy.
Thank you.
Two people.
Yeah.
But let's meet them individually, starting with Mr. Justin Ruppel.
It's his first time on the show, everybody.
It's an honor to be here.
Headlining this weekend, two shows tonight here at the Reno Tahoe Comedy Club.
Oh, that reminds me.
I wanted to ask this.
Applaud if you came here from the Tahoe area.
You fucking liar.
I bet $1,000 no one would clap.
Why did you do that to me, one person?
Are you sitting next to a shy person
or you came all the way from Tahoe alone?
You came from Tahoe by yourself
and you're the only one.
I love you now.
Holy shit.
That was amazing.
Thank you for doing that
and I'm sorry that I started this conversation off
by belittling anyone that would do that.
But also, yeah,
go to stuff by yourself, you guys.
Especially this podcast.
You're going to make friends.
Are you friendly with the people sitting around you?
Near you?
Yeah?
You're getting along?
All right, great.
Does anybody need a ride back to Tahoe?
But Justin's doing two shows here tonight,
7.30 and 9-something.
Yep.
9.30.
I think you know the specifics. 9.30. I hope so. I did a few minutes ago. Then something happened and 9 something. Yep. 9.30. I think you know the specifics.
Yeah, I hope so.
I did a few minutes ago that something happened and I forgot.
Well, yeah, we do start the shows at 4.30 because me and my guests,
not all of my guests, but some of us have things to do at 4.20.
And that reminds me, Justin, you haven't done Getting Doug with High.
No.
And I would love to have you on that show as well.
I would love to do that.
If this goes well today.
Well.
Oh, no.
Pressure.
Yeah.
But, you know, a thing I've always known about you is that you're great at impressions.
And, you know, you do a ton of them.
Like, you know, maybe like, what do you think? You're great at impressions, and you do a ton of them.
Maybe like, what do you think?
You're like in the 80s.
Jeff is so excited.
He had no idea talking to you backstage.
I didn't know either.
You just sounded like yourself, and I was like, this guy doesn't sound like anyone I've heard before.
No, no.
Yeah, he's got his own unique voice, but what do you think?
80 voices you could do?
It's in the 80 range. I'm not going to be like, man, I have 1,000 voices, and then prove it and be voice, but what do you think? 80 voices you could do? Yeah, it's in the 80 range.
I'm not going to be like, man, I have 1,000 voices,
and then prove it and be like, well, I stop at 80.
Yeah.
We just have to make up a lot of voices after that.
No, I actually specialize in the deeper voice range,
because most impressionists are like Dana Carvey or Rich Little.
They have higher voices.
So most of the lower register movie stars, that's me.
Can you do Jeff? I will by the end of the lower register movie stars, that's me. Can you do Jeff?
I will by the end of the day.
For sure.
Let's see how this goes first.
Let's see how this goes first.
Actually, that's fine.
See, I can do it.
Yeah, I nailed it.
I'm Jeff.
Hi.
I nailed it.
I'm Jeff.
Hi.
Hi.
Stop it.
That's not how I talk at all.
I could totally see you as Eeyore in another poo reboot.
Well, hopefully they got it all in that first time,
because I'll never be able to do that again.
I can't replicate any voice I do.
This one's just a guess.
Let's say hello to Amy Miller, everybody.
Hi, Reno.
This is fun. You drove here.
I drove here from LA.
Holy cow.
Seven hours?
Yeah, it was fine.
It's fine.
We stopped over in Bishop.
You ever been to Bishop?
What happens when you stop in Bishop?
Do you guys drive from Bishop?
Oh, no.
Oh.
Cool.
Oh, I liked it.
We stayed in a motel.
It was great.
Wood paneling on the walls.
We watched wrestling, and here we are.
What does that do?
Give you the ride, like, in two, is it halfway, kind of?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know, it's just cheaper to drive, I've found.
Yeah.
And I like the time with my thoughts.
Yeah, but you were with your boyfriend,
yes? Yeah, but he's flying
back because he's smart.
And he has a job.
And I'll be driving
tomorrow alone
just thinking. And no
stopping Bishop on the way back?
I probably will. I do like Bishop.
I also like Lone Pine and Big Pine
and how they're right next to each other.
Seems like Lone Pine wouldn't claim that.
Seems like Lone Pine would notice Big Pine.
Hey, Lone Pine, there's a Big Pine right there.
You're not so alone.
As a Lone Pine, I don't worry about big pines. You know what I
mean?
I saw
Mono Lake today. So
beautiful. I've only driven past Mono Lake
in the dark. Oh my god, it was so beautiful.
Have you ever seen that shit, Doug?
I'm worried it'll give me a
disease. Well, I didn't
go in it. I wasn't baptizing
myself. I just looked at it.
But it's called Mono Lake?
Yeah, but I already had it
in college, so I think I'm good.
You can't get it twice, apparently.
It's like chicken pox.
I think you can't get it twice.
A lot of people get laked in college.
I used to
summer at Chicken Pox Lake.
I got... I used to summer at Chicken Pox Lake. Oh, shit.
Meet me by Spina Bifida Pond.
Beautiful.
So curvy.
I don't know.
I don't know why, Amy,
you always get me into these riffs
where people are going
to be sad at the end
well if you don't want
to get a disease
from a leg
just go to the finger legs
oh
that is smart
right
being fingered
is the safest thing
you guys
be safe
be safe
just get fingered
it's not just for girls Be safe. It's also fun. Be safe. Just get fingered.
It's not just for girls.
Wow.
No, no.
I'm learning so much about you today.
You didn't learn shit about... Oh.
Doug, I used to summer at Lake Titicaca.
It's sort of the punchline to his finger legs joke.
It was the greatest punchline of all of third grade for all of us.
You know how SNL used to always do the Lawrence Welk sketches
and they'd have Fred Armisen play Lawrence Welk
and then the gag was always that Kristen Wiig was that girl with the weird tiny hands.
I fucking love that sketch so much.
And I'll never forget that at the beginning,
every single time, Fred basically
says the same thing. He just says something
about the Finger Lakes.
Like somebody being from the Finger Lakes.
It always makes me laugh.
And I should mention
that Jeff Tate is here!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
I mean, I don't know about this man.
It doesn't seem like the right time
to be just chanting a man's name.
Hey!
Maybe it's for Sharon Tate.
We don't know.
Oh, okay.
Everyone's just excited about the new Tarantino movie.
Okay, so, Jeff,
I know you wear pins on your clothes.
Do you have any pins on that jacket?
I have two.
Which ones are on this one?
This one, one of them says Tom Petty, and one of them just is Tom Petty.
That's not... Okay.
It's true.
No, it's a picture of Tom Petty. Well, yeah, I mean, it's not... Okay. It's true. No, it's a picture of Tom Petty.
Well, yeah, I mean, it's not...
Doug loves semantics.
It took me that long to remember what the name of the show was.
I was thinking something about movies. Movies love
semantics.
I'm not
a pin wearer. I don't
ruin my clothes with pins.
I don't add that stuff. I don't do flare
at all. But I know you do.
I love it. Right?
And I was at Fantastic Fest
in Austin and they made a bunch
of cool different pins.
And I picked the one and purchased it for you.
The one I think you'll like the most.
You paid for it?
Yeah.
It's so nice.
I didn't get a gift wrap, though, for expediency.
But it is a little pin of Leonard Maltin's face.
Aww.
I think you'd wear that quite proudly.
Absolutely.
It also strangely looks like you right now.
With the gray beard.
I got you a Tom Petty pin.
I don't know what to say, man.
Thank you so much.
I'm going to put this on my shirt right now.
Sweet, Leonard.
I'll wait until I'm done holding the mic.
Yeah, so do it in like 90 minutes.
Yeah.
Yeah, a little later on.
But, yeah.
I wear pants.
I don't buy gifts for Christmas or birthdays or any of that shit.
If I see something that I think is, you know, someone would like it,
then I just get that then.
I wear pins sometimes.
Okay.
I'm hearing you loud and clear.
Also rings, necklaces, bracelets, pants.
Can lady comedians have, have like a wish list thing?
Where you just have fans send you shit?
I could
I don't really want to go down that road
You'll feel good about it?
You get some stuff
People expect things
It just feels weird
You know you could do a private joke for them
I'm the one that sent you that dive van.
I'm your private joker.
Joker for Amazon wish list.
Oh, shit.
It's just coffee filters.
What do you got for the prize bag, Amy?
Oh.
Shit, sorry to surprise you.
Oh, no.
It's a surprise bag.
Okay, well, found a great thrift store on the way.
Not in Bishop.
In another town that didn't even have Pine in the name.
Got a VHS copy of Fatal Attraction, okay?
That was a quarter.
Got the book version of Fifty Shades Darker, all right?
Got my album, Solid Gold on vinyl.
Okay?
Which I will be selling after the show.
And then I also brought this adult poncho because you're going to be so wet after all those things.
Wait.
But your own wetness will be inside the poncho.
As everybody knows, once you get really wet, you put a poncho on.
It's like cooking a turkey in a bag.
You want to keep the moisture inside.
Yeah, sure.
Baste yourself.
Turn into a human slip and slide.
I'll have records for sale and also CDs after and slide. Yeah, I'll have records for sale
and also CDs after the show.
Yeah, definitely come see Amy out
in the lobby and me
outside.
Two stops.
Then you're on to
UFC. You guys going to watch UFC
tonight?
Yeah.
Where? Where are you going to?
I'm sorry, Doug.
No, that's okay.
Go ahead and ask him.
Where are you going to watch it?
At your buddy's house.
Everybody had a different answer.
But they play it at all the... The casinos have bars that show it, right?
Yeah.
Do they charge you to get in?
No.
No?
Okay, cool.
Yeah.
See you there.
Yeah.
I mean, the main fight, when's that going to happen?
Like 10 o'clock tonight? I thought it was like at 7.
No, well, they have
undercard shit. Okay, so we got time.
Yeah, they got a lot of fights. There's always like 10
fights. Maybe I can get a guest set.
I think that could be arranged.
Okay, good.
Oh, and one of your shows tonight? Yes.
Oh, that'd be super fun.
Absolutely.
All right.
Who's coming back to see Amy and Justin?
No.
I think I just keep surprising everybody with my questions.
I think if I just give you a chance to absorb the information before I ask you about it.
What if Christopher Walken asked you to come back tonight?
Oh, my God.
Christopher Walken.
Of course.
It could happen.
It might be a possibility.
Yeah, you're coming now.
Also, you got a prescription for more cowbells.
I would prefer it if Jeff Bridges came instead.
Oh, what would happen if Jeff Bridges showed up?
You know, he was getting a drink out in the lobby.
You know, he was getting a Caucasian, you know.
The dude does not like fighting, man.
I'm against violence of all kinds, so.
But thank you, thank you.
Walter, stay in the god damn car
you know
but you know
it's good to hedge
dude's car got a little ding dong
I'll be Walter
god damn it
what was that shit about
literally about
dude lost his car right?
Is that what happened at the end of
A lot of stuff happened
Where is it?
The dude walked here tonight
I'm gonna go to your buddy's house tonight
You get me
Justin what'd you bring for the prize bag?
In my prize bag
I brought
I brought some movies.
I brought Taken.
Do you have a Liam Neeson?
Yeah, I do have a Liam Neeson.
I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want.
If it's money you're after.
I don't have what you want. If it's money you're after, I don't have any.
Whoa!
That's not good!
You do do the deep ones.
What I do have
is a very particular set of skills.
Ones that would make me
very good
at Doug Loves Movies.
Oh, shit.
Liam.
Liam.
I got so hot all of a sudden.
Oh, do you want the poncho
back?
It's getting awful Wait, wait, wait
How many movies do you have?
Because we can't do an impression
After every one
No, I won't, I won't
The other two I don't
Okay, cool
Mario Brothers
Can I get
Put the shirt on
You don't do Bob Hoskins
I just do the music You don't know Bob Hoskins?
I just do the music.
I have some skills that make me a very dangerous person
to people like you.
That's Yoda Neeson, everybody.
I've never even heard Jeff do a voice that's not Jeff.
I don't know what that was.
I think it was if Ray Romano wasn't taken.
Oh, come on.
Give her back!
I got daughters
My brother's a cop
Why does this keep happening?
I want to be back to being a woolly man
My brother's a cop
I also got
Son-in-law
As well
Son-in-law I well Son-in-law
I got some munchies
Starring Carla Gugino
Yeah
I got some munchies
and some combos
and then
I brought my
my feature comic
on the road with me here
Your support act
David
David Liu
fantastic comic
Yeah
I saw this shirt last night
I got his shirt
It's ingenious
Don't get excited, Amy.
It says, I love cuddling.
Yeah.
I love cuddling.
He's so cute.
But then show what happens when you lift it up.
But when you lift it up.
Oh, boy.
You're in for it.
Yeah.
It's good.
Finger banging.
Yeah, it says I mean finger banging.
It says I mean finger banging It says I mean finger banging
Underneath the other side of the shirt
At the Finger Lakes apparently
He started pitching that shirt
The I Love Cuddling shirt
And it was after the bit where he says he loves cuddling
And then he does a bunch of rude gestures with his hand
And
Then he takes the shirt out
And I'm like everybody that buys it
is going to have to explain
why it says I love cuddling on it
you know like
what's the joke
you know
and then he pulled it up
and the finger bang thing
was right there
and I was like
this guy's a fucking genius
exactly
you know what I mean
because you try to sell
a joke shirt
like where the person
has to you know
recreate your joke
yeah
that's not
that never works out for anybody.
But that one is just all there.
What?
It's all there.
You just lift it up.
Well, it's two jokes for me
because I have a reverse tramp stamp tattoo
that I got when I was 21 in Vegas.
So yeah, it's actually right above my waist
because I'm stupid.
And so every time I pull my shirt up, instead of
abs, you just have sadness.
It's just... What is it?
No, no, no, no. You have a tattoo.
You have a tattoo. When I
pull my shirt up, instead of abs,
you have sadness.
Arrogant
motherfucker. No, I don't
have abs, so the tattoo...
Are you going to show it?
Oh, yeah! See how pathetic Are you going to show it? Oh, yeah!
See how pathetic that is?
What is it?
It's two...
The tattoo says I love finger bangs.
It's two lightning bolts.
Yikes.
Yeah.
No, you want to, here's the thing.
I liked the movie The Natural, right?
So I had...
Oh, okay.
Oh, you're not a white supremacist?
No, no. As it turns
out, no.
Oh, bad timing.
And it goes into an
infinity symbol because I'm stupid.
That's awesome!
I know, right?
Alright,
go ahead and pass all that stuff down.
Thank you, Justin, for bringing everything.
It's got my album in there, too, on USB, because I'm not...
Oh, I thought this was your hotel room key you were throwing in there.
Yeah, it is. It looks like it, though.
Come see that tattoo up close and personal.
Please don't.
It's just...
I got what?
I got stretch marks that look like lightning bolts.
And if you stare,
it seems like infinity.
What do you got for us, Jeff?
I have a copy of my album
on CD.
It's your CD album.
It's perfect, so you can look at it
and be like, I should listen to this guy on Spotify.
It'll remind you that this and all my other shit
is also on Spotify.
And I have a lighter.
I can't remember which pocket I put it in.
I got one of those mint lighters.
Oh, yeah, Mint's the local dispensary.
Mint is why we're all like this right now.
Almost all of us.
Yeah, what are we like, Jeff?
Just having a nice time.
That's what we're like.
Yeah.
So Amy, you know the question that I come at you hard with
at this point in the show.
Oh yes, I do. Oh, yes,
I do. Yeah, it's what's wrong
with men? Go.
How long is this show?
Well, they're so cute.
Oh, you started
off with something nice. I like that. For me, personally,
that's the biggest problem because I want to kiss
them. Oh, okay. You want to just walk right
up and kiss them? Do they let you because you're famous?
You just grab it.
Fingerings not just for girls, I learned.
From you, Doug.
I've heard that it feels great.
I've yet to check it out.
I practiced with a candle once and I couldn't.
Just the flame?
What are you doing?
That was the problem.
I was like, I should really blow this out first.
Oh, wait.
It did just go out.
It was cut off from oxygen.
All right.
So, Amy, last movie you saw.
I just watched The Perfect Bid,
which is a documentary about a guy
who got the showcase showdown to the dollar on Price is Right.
Has anyone seen it?
A whole movie about that guy.
A documentary.
This guy watched The Price is Right for decades
and made spreadsheets of how much everything cost.
And then he went to the show.
I don't want to give too much away,
but he went to the show 40 times or something.
And it is so good.
So in just a few short decades,
you can make almost $30,000.
Well,
I don't want to give anything away, but...
A lot of good interviews with Bob Barker
and just so much behind.
And then some very early
Drew Carey. It's just, this guy
sat in the crowd
very much like a Doug Loves Movies fan
that is annoying.
He just went to
The Price is Right
and screamed shit out
in opportune times
all the time.
And they didn't like that.
But he was always right.
Also, unlike
a Doug Loves Movies fan
is very annoying.
He was right every time.
It's so good.
It's called
The Perfect Bid.
It's on Hulu.
You should watch it.
Okay. Hulu should The Perfect Bid. It's on Hulu. You should watch it.
Okay.
Hulu should pay you for that.
Just get a little Hulu action.
I wish.
Justin, I know it's your first time on the show.
Didn't mean to surprise you with this hardball,
but do you know the last movie that you saw?
The most recent one I saw was Jurassic Park Fallen Kingdom World.
Whatever that was.
All right, now see, on this show... Exact title, please.
You've got to get the titles right.
I apologize.
It's called Jurassic World...
Fallen Kingdom.
Fallen Kingdom.
How did seeing that movie work out for you?
I have not done that.
Because I feel like I have done that.
I got to be honest for you. I have not done that. Because I feel like I have done that. I gotta be honest with you.
The most
recent watching was two days ago
and it was because I had already seen it once before.
And the person who made me
watch it with him said,
it couldn't be as bad
as you said it was.
And I said
two words. laser dinosaurs.
And he was like, oh.
But then you still sat down and watched it just to make sure?
Well, the first time I saw it, I was sober in Alaska.
So I wanted to see if I could do it in a different state of mind and it would reveal something else to me.
But it turns out, nope, still dinosaurs with lasers.
So that's...
Yeah, getting high doesn't make things that much better.
No, it doesn't.
Oh my god, you just blew up your whole brand.
No.
No, I just mean
if a movie sucks when you're high, you're still like,
this sucks, but at least I'm high.
You know what I mean?
You get to enjoy the high and still be bummed about the movie.
Even Jeff Goldblum couldn't save it.
I mean,
even he was there like,
dinosaurs and nothing.
Like it's still,
it was,
it was only like 20 seconds.
Like,
and he said like the exact same lines he said in the first one.
I was like,
uh,
uh,
uh,
life,
uh, uh, uh life finds a way.
Pay me $15 million.
Dinosaurs are cold.
Yeah, right?
Must go faster.
It was not great, but it was not
great the second time either.
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, you're not going to fool me a second time.
Holy shit, I can't believe Harry Clinton just walked in.
Harry?
Fuck, I fucked up my own saying the wrong name joke.
It's George W. Bush.
Yeah, but that was the joke I was trying to make.
Oh, Bill Clinton's here.
But I called him Harry Clinton.
Double joke.
I got it.
Well, you're doing a heck of a job, Brownie.
Oh, Bill Clinton.
You have Bill Clinton?
Well, that was another thing George Bush said.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
I was like, I'll tell you what.
I want to know what kind of life you live that laser dinosaurs isn't fucking rad.
Like, how is the rest of your life so dope that laser dinosaurs are, oh, I got to take time away from my fucking.
Do you have real laser dinosaurs?
So you don't want to watch a movie about them?
Hey, Jeff, to take Justin's side,
aren't dinosaurs fucking scary enough?
Not the fifth time.
Thank you.
That's what I was thinking.
I paid for it on the night of.
I'd be more confident I could dodge a laser
coming out of a dinosaur eye
than one that's just trying to eat me.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I don't think
I'd be fairly confident around any kind
of dinosaur.
I don't even like being around birds.
It turns out
they turned into... Never mind.
It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
You ever see a bird in real life? Fuck.
They're fucking weird.
Like a big one, too. Like one of those
hunting birds or whatever that you put on your arm.
There was a guy, never mind.
You just did an advertisement for Jurassic Park 1 right there.
That was just, it was beautiful.
Yeah, just go back to the beginning.
And that was a perfect Sam Neill impression.
No one knows it wasn't.
This is Sam Neill when he sees the dinosaurs for the first time in the original Jurassic Park.
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That was perfect.
Answer the question, Jeff.
I saw
Stars Born.
Oh, you did?
You saw Stars Born?
I saw Stars Born yesterday.
You saw the movie where a guy talks like this
in an old fire movie?
I think you're beautiful.
We were just talking.
I like your nose.
Can I touch your nose?
I want to touch it.
I liked it.
I loved that movie, man.
I thought it was really good.
It's super long, and we saw it here
in Reno, and
there was a lot of people just talking during the movie.
I don't know if that's a Reno thing,
or if that movie was
kind of long and slow
kind of thing. Also, whenever they'd sing, people in the audience thought,
well, this is a good time for us to just chat about stuff.
Weird.
They're just up there singing.
What do we care?
Story's not moving forward.
But yeah, I just think Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga
are a couple of show-offs.
Because he used to act, she used to sing.
Now they're fucking, he's singing, she's acting.
I'm like, fuck you guys.
Give people who have only one talent a chance.
I mean, I didn't think of it like that.
Now that you put that out there,
yeah, maybe I didn't like it as much.
And then Koops directed it, and he co-wrote it,
and he co-wrote all the songs.
He's fucking talented, that guy.
And he's a racote all the songs. He's fucking talented, that guy.
And he's a raccoon in another movie.
And that's the part you're most mad about, weirdly.
Dude, do you do Rocket?
No, I don't.
Oh my God, that'd be a good one to have in your repertoire because he's got a deep voice.
I am Groot.
I am Groot.
I am Groot.
I am Groot. But now he's a teenager, so he's like, I am Groot. I'm Groot. I'm Groot. I'm Groot.
But now he's a teenager, so he's like, I'm Groot.
He's like, fuck you, dad.
I'm Groot.
He's always playing a video game.
It's fucking hilarious.
I'm jerking off.
I'm Groot.
I love social media.
I'm Groot.
No, you can't jerk off.
You know why?
Why?
Splinters.
In his hands and dick.
And from his hands and dick.
Yeah, right.
Do I have a splinter in my hand or my dick?
And did I get it from my hand or my dick?
What's going on?
And why am I talking like this?
I'm Groot.
I'm Groot.
I'm Groot. I'm great. I'm great. I'm great.
I'm great.
Anyway, as Star is born,
he wrote most of those songs.
It's really great.
I really enjoyed it.
He had cool hair like he did in that first Hangover movie.
I thought of that when I saw his cool hair.
I was like, man, I wish mine would go like Phil's.
What do you mean when you say cool hair, I was like, man, I wish mine would go like Phil's.
What do you mean when you say cool hair, Jeff?
What do you think I mean? Do you mean
long? I mean it looked just like this. Yeah, I mean long.
That's what I think is cool.
Wait, who had cool hair? I mean
everybody with long hair. Bradley Cooper's hair
was a little long and greasy.
Yeah, it was awesome. It was very Chris Christopherson.
Yeah, it was very Chris Christopherson.
But man, yeah, he's really good.
And Lady Gaga, she's fucking, she really can sing.
I listened to the soundtrack on the flight here.
You bought it?
No, I got Apple Music.
So I just listened to it.
Okay, but at least you're paying into it somehow.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, cool.
I mean, I listened to it a bunch,
so maybe they'll end up making more.
Would you see that...
Would you see Stars Born in a Theater again?
Yeah.
Or are you just going to wait for personal use?
No, my best friend is a guitar player,
and so I really want to see it with him
to find out how much of that was actually happening.
Oh, yeah.
Because Bradley Cooper also pretends to play guitar in it.
Yeah, or I think he might actually play the guitar.
He might really play it, yeah.
God damn it, of course he does, right?
It's too much.
With his giant penis, too.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, of course.
Did you see that when there was a scene
where it showed you where it ended?
And his penis?
No.
I have to go to the movie theater right now.
Okay, Amy is off to see the movie.
I need my poncho.
At the Grammys.
Oh, when he's at the Grammys?
He looks like he has a giant hog?
Well, no.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Jeff's giving away plot details now.
Oh, yeah.
But, although, that's my biggest complaint about the movie
is this is like the, you know, fourth or fifth Star is Born
and, like, you know, it's just terribly predictable.
But, man, are they talented and good singers and, you know,
I love watching a guy tell a girl
it's perfectly attractive over and over again
how pretty she is because she just can't.
They don't get it.
Yeah, they don't get it.
I recommend seeing this one
without having seen any of the other ones.
Yeah, that's how you did it and it worked.
That's how I did it and I love it.
Yeah, you're a success story.
I am, finally. I knew it, and I love you. Yeah, you're a success story. I am!
Finally!
I knew it was going to happen someday.
I didn't know it was going to be about this.
I saw, it wasn't the last movie I saw,
because, you know, I see movies almost constantly.
I'm watching one right now.
If I seem distracted, it's because I'm watching a movie.
But I saw Mandy, the latest Nicolas Cage.
Yeah, it's a very artistic
kind of horror movie.
Like the visuals are very beautiful,
but it's also a lot of
fucked up shit going on.
But Nicolas Cage
said something very early on
in the movie that was hilarious.
And then for the rest of it,
he's a little bit more,
he still does some funny stuff,
but he's a little bit more straightforward
through the rest of it.
He's just getting revenge and stuff.
But Jeff, you can play along with me on this.
I'm going to do Nicolas Cage.
To me, the funniest part of the movie
is when he says to his girlfriend
or wife
Mandy
knock knock
who's there
Eric Estrada
Eric Estrada
that's not how
knock knock jokes work Jeff
I'm sorry
from Chips are you talking about Chips oh man I'm sorry, I'm sorry. From chips?
Are you talking about chips?
Oh, man.
I forgot what we were doing.
I was so thrown by Eric Estrada being who was at the door.
You better have a warrant.
I don't have to open the door.
Show me the warrant.
I'm offended you didn't ask me to be your play partner
when I clearly would have known what was going on.
Amy, will you be my play partner?
Yes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Eric Estrada.
Eric Estrada who?
Eric Estrada from Chips.
Is that really in that movie?
That's the fucking joke in the movie.
That's crazy.
It's just information.
To be fair, a lot of people perform comedy that way.
No punchlines, just information and voices.
Mention a thing people have heard about, man.
Amy. Amy, knock, knock heard about, man. Amy.
Amy, knock, knock.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Punch.
Punch who?
Punch-o.
Go get your punch-o.
Whatever.
I just thought of that.
I didn't have a fucking...
And it was Chips related, but again,
what was so funny about Eric Strada from Chips
is that nobody today thinks about it anymore.
Aww.
I like the Dax Shepard chips, by the way.
I think it's a lot of fun.
I do, too.
Okay, so that's the end of that.
We're running a little late,
but we'll make up some time
by going long.
what time did you show, Justin?
Now I forgot. 7.30? 7.30, thank you.
And oh!
7, thank you.
Oh, it's at 7.
Thank you, Amy.
Thanks for coming, everybody.
We gotta clear you out to get Justin's crowd 7. Oh, shit. Thank you, Amy. All right. Well, thanks for coming, everybody. We got to clear you out to get Justin's crowd in.
No, throughout this show, keep in mind, I'm sorry I didn't mention this earlier, but if
you guys want cocktails from the bar, by all means, go grab one.
In fact, during the name tag selection process, especially if you didn't bring one, great
time to go get a drink. I'm going to go get one. Oh, yeah. You can go get one. Well, you got to get a name tag selection process, especially if you didn't bring one, great time to go get a drink.
I'm going to go get one.
Well, you've got to get a name tag.
I'm going to do both.
But if you get it quick, then you can also get a drink.
Thank you, Doug.
Or we could just ask them to bring you one.
Oh, now we're talking.
What are you drinking?
Tito's and soda.
Can we get Amy a Tito's and soda, please?
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It's a hard day.
All right, so I think we're there, right?
Turn it off, Bert.
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Great job, everybody.
Amy, what do you got?
I am playing for Steve.
I got All About Steve.
Got some nice candy on it.
Jacob's here.
Sam.
Another Amy who's very famous
that I don't know has ever been on the show.
But that's nice.
Who, Adams?
No, she's just been my mortal enemy.
I don't...
Okay, this is an amazing Photoshop
that I think is Jeff,
but literally can't tell if it's Josh Blue
Jeff or TJ Miller
I think it's the guy who made the name tag
It's a young Jeff tape
Oh shit
Man you look like everybody in comedy
It does look like
It does look like TJ Miller It looks like it was put on TJ Miller's face It looks like... It does look like T.J. Miller.
It looks like it was put on T.J. Miller's face.
It looks like my face was put on T.J.'s face.
I can give you a T.J. Miller impression if you'd like.
Yeah, and now we're just discovering...
Oh, I got to run out of the room if you're going to do that.
Yeah, exactly.
What?
I guess we're just discovering that a young Jeff face with T.J. hair
looks just like Josh Blue.
Justin, who do you got? Sorry, Josh.
I got Spider-Man.
Yeah, I like it.
I had six
lines of dialogue in this movie.
You did? Yeah. Spider-Man Homecoming.
Do you remember all of that?
It was
an explosion
happened outside Del Mar's bakery last night.
And in that local ATM,
the,
no,
I can't remember.
That's pretty good though.
You're a reporter.
Yeah.
I'm a reporter newsman or out in the field.
No,
I was behind the desk.
Did not see.
And they cut to me live just doing an ADR.
So it's like four or five lines where he's like,
uh,
talks about the explosion at the ATM machine.
Then your neighborhood spiderMan stopped it.
You're pictured here.
He's got a piece of toilet paper coming out of the John Trump up the stairs.
Don't read what's on the back.
Okay.
Just put it down.
Okay.
Walk away.
Put it down.
Yeah.
Here, let me help you.
Well, I wasn't going to read mine.
No, I know, but I just like to
do that.
Cool.
That's cool.
Because then, you know, then Justin figured out
I'm going to put mine down on the ground too now.
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Jeff?
Lead by example.
I'm playing for Janie Dorco.
That's great.
It's a DVD box?
Yeah, it's a DVD box that you just put her name on it,
and then a picture of me that looks like Jake Gyllenhaal,
and then four pictures of you, Doug.
Oh, nice.
It's not a great name tag, but she had to drive all the way from Tahoe,
so I picked her name tag.
Yeah, she can't bring anything really cool
because she's got to go through customs.
Building a wall.
Building a wall around Tahoe.
What do you do in Tahoe?
Urban planner. Holy shit. Are you hoping to bring some urban, Tahoe? Urban planner.
Holy shit.
Are you hoping to bring some urban to Tahoe?
Are you planning on it?
Is that your deal?
We need to get some urban here.
We should have a plan, though.
Most towns don't seem to have a plan.
That's a joke I was going to do
and then it didn't do that well,
so I'm glad Jeff did it.
But maybe with my voice and charm
it would have gone over differently.
I don't know.
We're going to start with
a game called
Purple Rain Man.
Alright, Justin, this is your first time, so I'm going to talk directly to you about the rules, because the other two should know by now that this is a game where I'm going
to give you the names and the cast of a movie mashup title, like Purple Rain Man.
The stars of that movie, of course, would be Prince and Dustin
Hoffman. But I'm going to start at the third
billing and then work my way up to the
first billing. Everybody gets
a guess as often as they'd like. You just have
to say the full mashup
title that I'm trying to get
someone to say. Gotcha.
Make sense? Yes. Alright.
Third build.
And this is, you know, you guys have been a great audience so far, so I assume it's fine.
But it's just between the people on stage.
Don't yell out Amy Adams.
Third build are Emilia Clarke and Barbara Crampton.
I will accept a what from the audience,
because that is not an attempt at telling us the answer.
Amelia Clark and Barbara Crampton.
Second build are Woody Harrelson
and Bruce Abbott.
and Bruce Abbott.
And first build
is Alden
Ehrenreich.
Sure.
Which seriously, dude, Ehrenreich?
Hard to spell or think about.
Put that Reich in there. It wasn't his third choice. Hard to spill or think about.
That Reich in there.
It wasn't his third choice.
Alan Ehrenreich and Jeffrey Combs.
Does that help anybody?
I would think from Amelia Clark, Woody Harrelson, and Alan Ehrenreich, you'd have kind of an idea what the first title would be.
Oh, I know the first title.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So what do you think, Jeff?
There's a second titled part of this game,
and that's the part I don't know.
Right, but...
Is it a Star Wars story of us?
That is the story of us, the TV show, but
that's
a good guess.
Okay.
Star Wars,
Han Solo, a Star Wars
story, Return of the Jedi.
Jedi.
Episode 6.
No.
I mean, I feel a little sad that nobody on the panel
knows what movie stars Barbara Crampton,
Bruce Abbott, and Jeffrey Combs, but
I'm also, you know, not surprised.
Who's Jeffrey Combs?
He starred in
Hey, You Almost Got Me to Say It.
Jeffrey Combs. He starred in Hey, You Almost Got Me to Say It.
But you were
really on the right track there, Jeff.
What I would like to do now is I would
like an audience member that knows the
answer. Right here we have one.
Tell us what the answer is.
Solo, A Star Wars
Story Reanimator is the correct answer. How did you get that? Solo a Star Wars story animator
is the correct answer
how do you get that
that's very hard
so Return of the Jedi
almost got you
and what's your name
Diana
and I would like Diana
for you now
to select
which one of these people
on stage
you think deserves
to have won that game
since you won for them
you get to pick somebody you think deserves to have won that game since you won for them.
You get to pick somebody.
Was Jeff going with the story?
Oh, Jeff almost got there with re,
so you're giving it to Jeff.
All right, Jeff, you won that game.
Thanks to Diana.
It's fair.
Tough, but fair.
If that game was just called Purple Rain,
I would have got it First person to say Purple Rain wins
Purple Rain
See it's a great game
It's as much fun to play as it is to watch
People play it
Are you guys ready for a new game?
Oh shit
So I should warn Justin In the first couple of games Are you guys ready for a new game? Oh, shit.
All right.
So I should warn Justin that in the first couple of games,
whoever wins just gets to go first in the next game.
I'll let you know when shit's really on the line because I know you want to win for Spider-Matt.
I do.
Yeah.
All right.
Jeff gets to go first in this game,
and then we'll go to Amy and then to Justin,
and I'm going to
the game's called Redford
Newman and I'm going
to name a movie
that has Robert Redford
Paul Newman or both
and I'll ask it to you directly Jeff
and if you get it wrong and Amy gets
the guess and then if she gets it wrong, then Amy gets to guess,
and then if she gets it wrong,
then Justin should have a gimme.
But we've seen how this works out in the past,
and it's pretty fun.
All right, here we go. We'll start with Jeff,
who was in Redford or Newmanman or both a movie called war hunt
what do you think jeff oh that was um paul newman incorrect incorrect amy That was Paul Newman. Incorrect.
Incorrect.
Amy, Warhunt, Redford, or both?
Robert Redford.
That is correct.
Great job, Amy.
It's for you, Steve.
Next one goes straight to Justin.
A motion picture, Justin, called The Hot Rock.
Redford, Newman, or both?
The Hot Rock.
The Hot Rock.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to go with Paul Newman.
Incorrect.
Shit.
Jeff. Jeff.
I'm going to go with, you said Paul Newman?
All right, I'm going to go with Robert Redford.
That is correct.
Oh my God, only one guy is chanting Tate
That's so sad
I mean, not from where I'm sitting, it's still pretty cool
Alright, yeah, Amy
Start us off this next round
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Both
Correct
Justin Cassidy and the Sundance Kid? Both. Correct.
Justin,
which one or both was in An Unfinished Life?
I'm going to say that's
Robert Redford. That is Robert Redford.
Good job.
You know how we knew?
Redford's the only one still alive.
Paul Newman was in A Finished Life.
All right, I'm going to have Jeff take a five.
Take a break.
Take five.
No, it's Jeff's turn.
Jeff, which one or both was in The Meerkats?
Robert Redford.
Incorrect.
Amy.
Paul Newman.
That's correct.
Very tepid applause.
Yeah.
Wasn't that impressive.
What I did or what they did?
Both.
Agreed.
Okay, Justin.
Which one or both was in a movie called
What a Way to Go!
Exclamation point.
I love when a title has an exclamation point
because you have to say it that way.
Like, if you bought a ticket, you have to be like,
I'd like one for What a Way to Go!
Who was that?
That was me.
That was enthusiastic me.
I don't see that very often.
What a way to go!
I'm going to go with Paul Newman again.
That is correct.
Yeah.
Yeah, he played a character named Larry Flint in that movie, oddly enough.
And I love the movie.
I haven't watched it all the way through in a long time.
It's a movie where Shirley MacLaine plays a woman who,
over the course of the film, she marries like five different dudes,
like Paul Newman, Dick Van Dyke, Gene Kelly,
like just five famous dudes who all play different guys
from different walks of life,
and they all fucking die immediately after she marries them.
And that's why it's called
What a Way to Go!
It's the reverse of Good Luck Chuck.
And Paul Newman's a painter
who invents a machine
that does the painting for him,
and then the machine kills him.
Oh my God, I would watch this.
It's a crazy-ass movie.
That's a little on the nose.
You gotta see it.
All right, so who got that one?
You got that one, Justin.
I did, yeah.
Good job.
All right, Jeff.
This is the last one, dude.
Oh, boy.
This is your chance to not, you can't win.
Which one or both was in a movie called
Rally Round the Flag, boys!
Exclamation point.
And there's a comma after flag,
so let me act that one out for you.
This is what happened when I bought a ticket.
Can I have one for Rally Round the Flag, Boys!
You were so young when you bought that ticket.
I was. I was very young.
Oh, so it's not the movie.
All right, so it's... Okay movie. All right. So it's, okay.
Redford?
No.
Amy?
Both.
No.
Justin?
Paul Newman.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Duh.
Oh, I was thinking of The Last Castle.
You were thinking of what asshole?
The last asshole.
All right, so that didn't work out exactly as I'd hoped it to.
But we all had fun.
It was super fun.
Oh, wait, there's one more.
Holy shit, this is exciting.
Who got that last one right?
Justin?
Yeah.
All right, so we start with Jeff Oh, good
Who was in Cars?
Paul Newman
Yes
Yes
I mean, they've both been in Cars Amy Paul Newman. Yes. Yes.
I mean, they've both been in cars.
Amy.
Yeah, but Paul Newman was in them a lot more often, racing them.
But Amy, one more.
The way they were.
I mean, we were.
It's an old movie.
The way we were.
Fuck.
Is Barbara Streisand in this movie?
She's not an option, though.
Is that an extra point?
I didn't know we could guess Streisand.
Why do I know that she was in it,
but I don't know who the guy was?
Or both.
Robert Redford.
That is correct.
All right. Amy wins. Good job,
Amy.
Amy! Amy!
Hell yeah, dude.
You know what, Doug? It does suck.
I've never heard it be someone else's name before.
It's just not
loud enough with one person.
You couldn't hear it.
All right.
I'm checking my Twitter right now
because we got another game to play
and I want to see if anybody from the audience...
It's called Who's New in the Supreme Court?
And it's really fun!
He's the 114th Supreme Court Justice.
Like, they die that much?
I feel like they live so long.
Yeah, they do seem to really hang in there.
Which one's gonna die
next
I don't want to
don't say it out loud
you know but at least
there's a man who said
it so
I mean
I'll kiss ya
if I had to guess
I'd say
Clarence Thomas
alright
cause I'm gonna to kill him.
I mean, if karma has anything to do with anything, then yeah, maybe.
Yeah, karma's always really worked out well.
I'm going to be in D.C. soon.
I'm going to try to find him in a bar or something and buy him some potato skins.
Get him hooked on saturated fats.
Give him any edible that you would eat and be fine, and he'll be dead.
Here's a cookie, Clarence.
It's got some of my
pubes on it, so I know you'll dig it.
I call it
Clarence Thomas style.
Three years ago, my husband and I saw your show in L.A.
We brought name cards made by our daughter, Vina,
and you gave her a shout-out.
We are going to be at your Reno show today.
Is there any chance you can give her another shout-out?
No. we are going to be at your Reno show today is there any chance you can give her another shout out no like what we're just supposed to say
thanks for listening Vena
it's pretty cool that you turned your folks on to it too
and everything
we don't have time for that
we got important shit to do up here
I know I mean
just because we do appreciate it doesn't mean we got time to be saying it all the time.
I mean, why do we have to bring up Vena?
Vena.
Just classic Vena.
Where is I am Aaron Foster.
Right here.
Hey, dude.
Hey.
How's it going?
Do you know Veena?
I do.
Wait, how old's Veena?
10.
Oh, shit.
I hope you don't know Veena.
Yeah, you fucking watch your mouth, dude.
Hey, wait, Jeff.
What?
Veena is listening.
Sorry, Veena.
I just get real...
I get real protective of our listeners.
I just love all the DLM family.
I don't have time to say.
There's no reason to swear.
Don't swear anymore.
What do you do, Aaron Foster?
I'm an artist.
Artist?
Ooh, cool.
Like Banksy?
I'm going to say that from now on.
When somebody says they're an artist,
probably it'll never happen again.
So,
let's play Last Man Stanton!
As you know,
Justin may not know this,
we go to the audience to pick a name for Last Man Standing,
and then once this gentleman here, Aaron Foster,
gives us a name of an actor or an actress,
we're going to take turns naming movies that person has been in.
I like to play along, so I'm going to play too.
Who did we decide won that last game?
Amy won that last game.
So then we'll go to Justin, Jeff, then me.
If it gets to you and you can't think of the name of a movie
the person's been in, you're out.
Full exact titles, please.
And you can use your name tag person as a lifeline once.
So you can go to Matt.
And Amy can go to Steve. and Amy can go to Steve,
and Jeff can go to hell.
Or Tahoe, he can go to Tahoe.
I only said that because I thought it would be funny.
I'm not mad at Jeff or anything.
No, I know why you said it.
It was perfect.
I fell for it.
With funny stuff.
What's her,
who are you playing
for again, Jeff?
Janie Darko.
Janie Darko.
Okay.
Yeah.
I mean,
I mean,
good luck getting
the prizes back
to Tahoe
through customs,
but
I'm not going to name,
I'm not going to say
who I think
is going to win today.
It's anybody's game.
Aaron, what is your suggestion?
Oh, you're the up in the Aaron poster.
Yes, sir.
Oh, great job.
All right, so what's your suggestion?
Well, I tweeted that I had a terrible name.
You tweeted that you had a terrible name.
All right, let me just fucking double check the tweet.
Hey, Doug Benson, I've got a terrible name.
All right, let me find somebody else.
I mean, how terrible is it?
It'll be a short game.
Yeah, we don't want that. Yeah, change it.
Can you?
He's saying John Cusack.
How's the panel feel about that?
Fine.
I'm going to need to
borrow that poncho.
It's raining always.
In every movie that he's ever in.
That can't be true.
That can't be right.
I feel like it's true.
What's that
oh yeah great idea thank you
and don't talk again
great input go to hell
very nice lady
asked who's your terrible one
Matthew Carteropal Very nice lady asked, who's your terrible one?
Matthew Carter-Ropal.
Matthew Carter-Ropal?
I want that woman to kick you in the balls.
She'll do it.
Because that was a great idea she had,
and then you said that.
Who is that?
Is that like Tom Cruise's cousin?
He's a buddy of mine.
You would know him.
He plays the fast food guy in The Big Sick. He's the fast food guy in The Big Sick?
Alright, I'll start.
The Big Sick. Amy?
Amy?
Steve?
What do you got, Steve?
You'll never guess, but I picked that guy's name tag.
What else has your friend been in?
You'll never guess, but I picked that guy's name tag.
What else has your friend been in?
Are you Matthew Carteropal?
Is this what's going on?
Are you naming yourself?
Well, good.
You're right.
That was a terrible name.
Very accurate in that assessment.
All right.
So I can't find any other Twitterers that said they have a name,
but I also think John Cusack is a pretty good name.
Oh, we're going to do one?
We can do some.
Okay.
You'd like another one, Amy?
No.
I want to do whatever you want to do.
But do you think your chances of winning are better if you have
a second name?
No. Not necessarily.
Alright, then we're not going to
bother with it.
If you were confident you might pull it off,
then I'd be like...
What if you picked a second name, Amy?
Do you think you could win?
Ooh, that's quite the challenge thrown down.
Is there an actor or actress that you know, Amy,
that you think these two gentlemen might not know many of their films?
Dolly Parton.
I like it.
All right, John Cusack and Dolly Parton.
Please.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah. Really. Okay. All right. Yeah.
Really?
Okay.
Yeah, we're really doing it.
I mean, that adds seven more movies.
How dare you?
At most, right?
That'll be fun.
We'll find out at the end how many. Yeah, you'll find out.
What?
All right, so you won that last game, Amy.
Thank you.
So you get a start.
You get a start.
Okay.
Either Dolly Parton or John Cusack.
And since Dolly Parton's your pick,
I bet you you'd be best off going ahead and saying some Cusacks.
Say anything.
Yeah.
That's the classic quintessential Cusacks. Say anything. Yeah. That's a classic quintessential Cusack.
Is he somebody you can do an impression
of, Justin?
I haven't figured him out,
but I could try.
These days, he's more of a character actor.
He changes his voice a little bit.
I think he does the voice
for Chevy. Yeah.
He does the voice for Chevy. I love that. You he does the voice for a Chevy. I love that.
I love when there's a TV commercial.
You're almost doing him right there.
Was I?
Yeah.
I love that.
Chevy truck month.
I've got a boom box over my head.
It doesn't sound like him.
Have you noticed that John Cusack cannot tweet?
Has anyone seen this?
What does that mean?
He doesn't know how to space words or use punctuation.
Oh, so you mean he's bad at it.
He can do it.
Well, he can push a button.
He's very bad at it.
But it makes me very sad that he doesn't know how to write a sentence on his phone.
It's like Lark Voorhees level tweeting.
Like, it's crazy.
Oh, damn.
So you're saying he doesn't know how to say anything?
Is that what you're saying?
He's better off dead if you ask me.
Oh, no.
What'd you just do?
Why would you?
Why would you?
Why?
Why?
For the joke.
For the joke.
I'm sorry.
It's always for the joke with you, Amy.
Why?
All right.
So, Justin, do you want to say what she just said
or do you want to say something else?
Are you playing this game with integrity?
I'll play it with integrity.
I'm going to go with Con Air.
Yes.
Put the bunny down.
I was just going to say that.
Jeff.
It's why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?
That's the quote.
Why are you mad at him?
Because. He's very nice.
It's before he kills another dude. It's another great line in the film.
It's good. I'm going to say
better off dead.
Not as big of a laugh, but it's good.
Sure, it works.
I'm going to go with... I'm going to go early Cusack.
I'm going to go deep.
Perhaps maybe his first film.
Oh.
Could be wrong, but...
16 Candles.
Let's go.
Amy?
9 to 5.
9 to 5.
They're going to try to do a sequel now, finally.
Did you see it on Broadway?
It's called 8 to 6.30.
It's just a longer work day.
It's noon to 7 on my days, you know?
I never saw the Broadway version.
Would have liked to, though.
That surprises me.
I had a good cast.
Megan Hilty and Allison Janney and another lady.
Justin?
Steel Magnolias.
Fuck you.
Why?
Why?
You were the one who said it first.
I figured I'd take the other one off the board.
JF?
Cusack was in a movie with our new friend,
The Journey of Natty Gann.
Yes.
Yes, we are best friends with Natty
Gann now, the two of us, me and Doug.
Yeah. She married Patton
and then came on my weed show.
Meredith Salinger,
shout out. I'll probably have her on this show too.
I wish that they had put
Brett Kavanaugh on trial
because that
that would have been
a runaway jury
yes
there it is
ah
I know I know Brett Kavanaugh is celebrating a lot today,
and I know where he is.
Where?
He's at the best little whorehouse in Texas.
Ha ha ha!
Just kidding.
He doesn't like consenting ladies.
That's for you, Mom.
She's so happy today.
Okay, Justin.
I'm not famous enough
to actually be on the show here.
So me being here,
you might say,
is serendipity.
Oh.
No, I wouldn't say that.
Jeff.
It's because you were
I met right when Brett Kavanaugh
got to that whorehouse in Texas
he thought to himself, it has been
one crazy summer. Did you guys hear that Brett Kavanaugh wants to change the...
He wants to change the official bird of this country to the raven?
What?
Wow. Very nice. to change the official bird of this country to the raven? What?
Wow.
Very nice.
You know what a raven makes?
Uh-uh.
A joyful noise.
Whoa.
Oh, shit.
Justin.
Amy has her album available on vinyl,
which is quite high fidelity.
Oh.
So good.
Jeff. Jeff. I wish Brett Kavanaugh would spend midnight
in the garden of good and evil.
It's just going to keep happening.
It's just gonna keep happening.
I don't know how to fit Kavanaugh into Rhinestone.
Excuse me? Rhinestone.
That's the full title?
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah, it's just called Rhinestone. Alright.
Yeah, I think you're thinking of a song I'm not
Shut the fuck up, Jeff
Hey, you know what that was that I just gave you?
Some straight talk
And with that, we were done with Dolly
Let's count them up real quick And with that, we were done with Dolly.
Let's count them up real quick.
One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
So there might be two more.
Because I was probably right when I said seven.
Yeah. No, you definitely know more about this than me.
That's for sure.
How many did you
think it was? I'm not going to tell you.
Wait, is what's happening?
Whose turn is it? It's mine.
Okay, Justin.
Did you hear about the...
Did you hear about this?
Did you hear about the drinking game
that Kevin and two of his buddies used to play?
They would stand in a triangle formation
and masturbate.
And they called it the gross point blank.
But it wasn't about sex.
It wasn't about sex.
It was like about coffee or something.
I don't know.
I don't remember.
I like beer.
I drink beer.
I respect beer.
I fully embrace beer.
I mean, he did all that weird sex stuff
and then tried to turn all those things into drinking games,
like The Devil's Triangle and 8-Man Out.
Have you heard of what Eight Men Out was?
That's some dirty shit.
Oh, I ate some men out.
Smart.
Oh, homonyms.
When you ate those men out, did you go right for the hot spot?
What?
That's a John Cusack movie.
From when?
From when he was in movies.
Remember that?
Are you sure?
I'm just so tired.
Because I drove so far today.
Because I've been driving from Hollywood to Dollywood.
Which is a documentary you've never seen.
Clearly.
But she's in it, baby.
I mean, it's from Hollywood, Florida.
It's not that long a drive.
I mean, it's still pretty long for one day.
Justin?
Oh, boy.
I heard an audible,
oh, come on.
There's a lot of Cusacks out there,
but you can go to Matt if you want.
Yeah, I'm going to have to go to Matt.
Let's see what Matt's got.
Identity.
That's a good one.
Thank you.
Very nice.
All right.
I mean,
if we're going to get into that genre,
then 1408.
That's what I was trying.
I could not think of that fucking hotel room. That's what I was trying. I could not think of that fucking
hotel room number.
That's what I was trying.
It's 1620.
1404.
It's doing it, Brian.
It's 1601.
It's 64.
If I play that game some other time,
that's what I'll say.
I came some other time, that's what I'll say.
Well.
Are we doing Ronald Reagan?
Oh, I got one, I got one, I got one.
I got one, I got one, I got one.
Somebody I'm glad was a fictional politician, Bob Roberts.
That's right, that's right. That's right.
It's right.
It's not exciting.
Amy.
Steve.
Going to Steve.
Stand by me.
Holy shit. Wow, nice.
Can't believe that hasn't come up already.
Yes, he's the older brother.
God bless you, Steve. Yeah brother. God bless you, Steve.
Dolly bless you, Steve.
Good job, Steve.
She was also in that movie.
That's what's weird.
She was the dead body of the little boy.
Oh, she was?
Yeah, she's very versatile.
She can do it all.
I think she's the best.
Justin?
Justin?
the best.
Justin?
You know, if... We gotta get these chairs back to the tiki room.
Listen, listen.
If I could, I would reverse
this. In order
to do that, I might need a hot tub
time machine.
Oh!
Oh!
Shit!
So good.
That's for you, Matt.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I thought of one.
I'm so fucking happy.
Was it the grifters?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I thought I won too
Oh fuck I had one and I lost it
Oh it was so good
What the fuck was it?
Well, we gotta get this show over with, so...
I'm gonna tap.
I know, it's sad.
No, wait.
It's my show, so I can come back in after tapping.
Amy, do you have anything else?
Steel Magnolias 2, The Edge of Reason.
I wish.
Justin.
Mime it out, man.
I don't know.
All right. Jeff? I got 40. mime it out man I don't know alright Jeff
I got 40
let's hear one
2012
what's with them in the god damn years
shit
I thought of Lee Daniels the paper boy
and Lee Daniels the butler
I think he was in both of those
but I didn't know if they both had Lee Daniels at the beginning the I think he was in both of those. Yeah. I didn't know if they both had Lee Daniels at the beginning.
The Sure Thing. He was in The Sure Thing.
Yeah, of course.
Class, Hot Pursuit, Tape Heads.
Hot Pursuit is what I meant when I said
Hot Spots. So I'm out a long time ago.
A long time ago.
And don't you dare call the corrections department, everybody.
America's Sweethearts.
Oh, I love that movie.
You do?
Not a lot apparently
Just a little bit
Dolly Parton's in it
I can't believe you missed it
Even Dolly Parton was in it
Alright let's hear it for show off Jeff Tate
Amy
Amy
Amy
Come get your stuff Tahoe Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, He's never done a sequel. I love that. It's my favorite thing about him.
There must have been some other Tim Robbins joints that he was in.
Was he in?
The Cradle Will Rock.
Yeah.
Jesus, you're good.
All right.
Max, he was in something called Max, the guy who was like, you're not a good painter.
He said that to Hitler.
I mean, that movie is not fun to watch.
I did it just to cross it off a list.
But I like doing stand-up
because it feels like I get money for nothing.
Hitler, I have some real problems with you.
And number one is I don't care for your painting.
Oh, this was like before he was just a painter.
Oh, okay.
And that guy telling him his painting was shitty
is what made him become a tyrannical desperate?
I mean, I don't know.
So if you're going to use a hot tub time machine,
you'd kill that dude.
Is that what you're saying?
That's what I'm saying.
Hitler probably could have gone another way.
Right?
If he was just guided properly.
Just got a bad rub.
I'm not saying that, Justin.
I will draw a thin red line line and you don't cross it.
Sorry.
I have to stop.
Being John Malkovich.
You're good.
So good.
You ever get so high you think that you crawled into John Malkovich?
That you're a different person who got these eyes? you ever get so high you think that you crawled into john matt like that this is
that you're like a different person who got these eyes nope like a being jeff tate situation it's
fun amy miller give us your plugs what do you got to plug my plugs are please listen to my podcast
who's your god uh it's very fun. Thank you. I have shows.
I have shows.
I'll be in Portland in a couple weeks with my other favorite comic to work with, Greg Proops.
And then at the end of October, if anyone listening lives in Fresno or Bakersfield,
I'll be with Tom Segura, my third favorite comic to work with.
And, yeah, listen. I'll be with Tom Segura my third favorite comic to work with and yeah oh and then I'll be out front
selling my vinyl album
for 20 bucks and then my CD
for whatever you can pay
totally real, socialism
$1, great, it all works out
sometimes a guy in Austin
is like here's $75
cause you made fun of my mother-in-law
it's all fine pay what you want and yeah who's your god and that's all that I have Austin is like, here's $75 because you made fun of my mother-in-law.
It's all fine.
Pay what you want.
And yeah, who's your God?
And that's all that I have.
Follow me on Twitter at Amy Miller and listen for me on Doug Loves Movies.
Oh, check that out, everybody.
Check it out.
Check out Doug Loves Movies.
She's great on there.
Justin Ruppel, what do you got coming up, dude?
The show's tonight.
To the people in the
crowd, there's two shows right after this.
Tonight here at the Pioneer Underground at Reno Tahoe
Comedy, and then I go back
on the road in a week to
Moses Lake for
a big
county community college
out there, and then I'm back on the road
with Holland America
for two weeks, everybody, on a cruise
ship doing comedy. Oh, very
nice. Yeah.
You can follow me
on Twitter and Instagram
with the same handle,
TheRupple, T-H-E-R-U-P-P-L-E,
my name.
You are TheRupple. TheRupple, yeah.
That is me. And I will be out there helping
them push their awesome albums afterwards.
Oh, right on.
Yeah.
Yes.
Thank you so much.
As who, what actor or celebrity might be selling our albums for us?
Just for example.
What did you say?
DJ Miller.
No.
The audience has turned on you.
I'll do Vince Vaughn for you.
Oh, Vince Vaughn.
Yes, yes, yes.
Hey, you know what?
Amy's going to be out there.
She's a really fantastic person.
She's going to be out there selling her album.
Jeff is out there too.
Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate.
You know what I'm talking about?
Look at this guy.
He kind of looks like a stoner Santa Claus
who's going through some sort of sweat thing.
He's not actually sweating.
He's just eating cookies,
but at the same time,
he's got the Tom Petty.
He's got the two Tom Petty things,
but he doesn't have the other one,
which kind of breaks my heart,
so it's kind of a heartbreaker.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Oh, shit.
That laugh is great.
And Jeff Tate
What do you got buddy?
Tell us about your upcoming shows
Alright I got a podcast
People want to come see you
They're very excited
Just go ahead and tell us about it
I have to pee
I can't wait to
Amy's gonna go pee
But go check her out in the
Lobby
Wait let her finish peeing.
Sit down, everybody.
Jeff?
I got to do a podcast with my brother called Altered Tates.
And it is fun.
It's really fun.
My brother is finally, he's fucking hilarious.
And now he's doing, now you can know.
Yeah, follow him on Twitter at Doc Guac.
That's his Twitter handle.
You guys already follow me.
So listen to our podcast, Altered Tates.
Subscribe, rate, and review.
Then I got, I'll be selling my CDs out there
for whatever you want to pay, not a dollar.
Come on.
Or interesting trades considered.
Weed.
And I got shows in Minneapolis
at the Comedy Corner Underground
December 21st and 22nd, I think.
Whatever.
It'll be on their website.
Thank you, guys.
Thank you to the Reno Tahoe Comedy Club
down here in the hole in the ground
and for all of you guys
for finding it.
And if it's all right with you,
I think we'll probably do it again sometime.
Let's hear it for all of my guests,
Jeff Tate, Justin Ruppel, and Amy.
I gotta pee, Miller.
Tate, Justin Ruppel, and Amy I Gotta P. Miller.
As always,
a foregone conclusion
is a shithead, a.k.a. Brett
Kavanaugh is a shithead.
And not getting a
flu shot is a shithead.
Now it's time for Doug to watch
another talkie
Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky
There's no room in his heart for you
Cause Doug loves movies