Doug Loves Movies - Amy Schumer, Hannibal Buress, Jason Mantzoukas, and Bobby Moynihan Guest
Episode Date: July 1, 2013Live from the Gramercy Theatre in NYC, Doug welcomes Amy Schumer, Hannibal Buress, Jason Mantzoukas, and Bobby Moynihan to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califor...nia Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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With Mickey and the Popcorn Girl in his feet
There's still a more than he wants to know
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Thanks for the reminder
And I love movies
Going to you once again
From one of my favorite venues
In one of my favorite cities in one of my favorite cities,
the Gramercy Theater in New York City.
It is July 1st, one day shy of Tom Cruise's birthday.
Two days shy, I apologize. Two days shy.
Corrections department, ignore that.
Two days shy, I apologize.
Two days shy.
Corrections department, ignore that.
He was born on the 3rd of July,
which makes me laugh every time I think about it.
But the star born on the 4th of July was born on the 3rd of July.
It's still 2 Oceans 13.
We're halfway through.
Let me see your name tags, New York City.
Wow. There's a Rocky Horror Picture Show with my face over Tim Curry's.
Paul's in the front row with his usual, what's his name, Otis Spunkmeyer.
That's not it.
What's the name of that dog?
Spuds McKenzie.
Spuds McKenzie.
That's not it. What's the name of that dog? Spuds McKenzie.
Whose name tag was making noise just now?
Is that the Crank of Steel?
Oh, it's Brian Kong
has a woof monkey
and he was slapping it and making
the noise.
Quit slapping your monkey.
There's a
not Wayne and Garth but there's Garth and who else?
It's Garth and Sherlock, so it's Garth Watson.
It's Garth and...
What? Garth Watson?
Your name is Garth Watson?
Yes.
So you put the guy from Sherlock Holmes
and the guy from Wayne's World
to come with Garth Watson.
That works.
I bet your name is Maggie.
Lisa.
Lisa? Oh, yeah.
She got it right.
I had the wrong Simpsons.
Disregard that one, too,
corrections department. We worked it out.
It's like a giant cookie.
Oh, there's so many great ones, you guys. Thank you so much
for bringing all those name tags and
I'll try to remember to get a vine
of all of you when you have to
pull them out later.
Yeah, vine.
Some people are going
Instagram because of that whole extra
nine seconds.
But I say
fuck that.
I don't want to watch your 15 second shit.
From the corrections
department, Hercule Poirot
was Belgian, not French.
A new Dining with Doug and Karen
should be coming out this Thursday
and Saturday and Sunday I'll be doing
movie interruptions at the Alamo Drafthouse Ritz
in Austin, Texas.
Wednesday, July 10th, I'm doing a 710 celebration
stand-up show at the Punchline in San Francisco.
Mini-app, I'm doing stand-up at Acme Comedy Club
Thursday, July 11th.
And Douglas Movies taping at the Varsity Theater
on Friday, July 12th.
Let's look at the prize bag, you guys.
A lot of good shit
in the prize bag. There is a
Body Tech
Whey Tech Chocolate.
It's cross-flow
unfiltered whey protein,
hydrolyzed whey protein,
and four grams of carbs per serving.
So, yeah.
Get it together with body tech.
Hashtag not an ad.
I brought a comic book that I got last year at Comic Con
signed by Charles...
I hope I'm pronouncing his last name right.
Sewell. Sewell. Sewell, Sewell.
It's called 27
First Set.
So that's kind of neat. Smug Life,
my CD that's
currently available, my new one,
Gateway Dog will be available
on July 9th.
I'll tell you about those in a second.
And, oh,
this is
another, someone else brought a comic I'll tell you about those in a second. And, oh, this is another.
Someone else brought a comic book.
Thor, The Mighty Avenger.
Yeah.
And two things.
A fake $5 bill signed by one of my guests.
And I did a show in Oklahoma Oklahoma City
Oklahoma
I wonder if there's an Oklahoma City in any
other state. I did a
show there and a dude came up
to me after the show and he said
this is for all the free podcasting
I really appreciate it. Words to that
effect. And he shoved into my
hand a $100 bill
and as nice
as a gesture as that was
and as much as I appreciated it
I was just like I have to put that in the next gift bag
because
you know
I'm doing alright
I'm getting by you guys
you really don't have to give me money
or weed or anything
but I always appreciate it when you do
and I always appreciate it when
great people are available
to do the podcast
please welcome Hannibal Buress
Bobby Monahan
Jason Matzoukas, and Amy Schumer. The best thing about fucking up Moynihan
is it's spelled out phonetically
to begin with. Moynahan.
The Y is there. It's as easy
as pie. You should see every trophy
I ever got in high school.
That's Bobby Moynahan,
everybody.
First time guest
on the show.
Upright Citizens
Brigade
Del Cross Marathon
Del Cross?
Del Ross Marathon
Oh boy
Participant in the marathon
This weekend
I ran into you and asked you to do this
I came in second place
Here you are
Wait, what happened?
I came in second place in the marathon.
I didn't even know
they kept track.
Right.
Who was the winner?
Oh, this guy won.
Congrats, man.
Congrats.
That's Amy Schumer, everybody.
Oh.
Thank you.
Wow.
She's got a show called Get Inside Me.
No.
No.
What's it called?
Up Inside?
God damn it.
All up in Amy Schumer on BET.
No.
No.
I'm sorry. It's Eat My Pussy with Amy Schumer,
and it's on the Cartoon Network.
Doug!
Adult Swim?
It's not Adult Swim.
It's not Adult Swim.
It's Cartoon Network, so it's earlier in the day.
It's on Infant Swim.
Not 9 a.m. on Saturdays.
I'm sure by pussy...
It's in the Save by the Bell type slot. Yeah, by pussy you mean cat. It's an animated cat. Sure. on Saturdays. I'm sure by pussy... It's in the Save by the Bell time slot.
Yeah, by pussy you mean cat.
It's an animated cat.
Sure.
Yeah, okay.
Tuesday nights at 10.30?
Well, I think this will probably be available
after the season finale,
so just catch up on Hulu or whatever.
The season finale is tomorrow?
It's tomorrow, yeah.
We'll put this out tomorrow.
Really?
Yeah.
Tonight at 10.30 at Comedy Central. Fucking turn this off and turn on your TV
and watch Amy Schumer right now.
Because this is going to be full of spoilers
for the season finale.
Spun.
Spun.
So you don't want to know who gets killed
and what's going to happen.
No.
Thank you.
I'm just saying, you could come back to this.
That was Jason Mantzoukas with an excellent point.
He brought an excellent point with him.
Also
from the marathon this weekend,
we were hanging out. He did the Benson
interruption for the first time, and
I said, do this
also. Yeah, and I
willingly agree. I was like, can you
wear the same shirt? Yep.
Are you like Einstein?
Do you have a closet full of those so you don't have
to think about your clothes? You can think about
more important things? That is correct.
Great idea. I love that system.
I want that. That's why I never
don't wear this jacket.
And Hannibal Buress is here,
everybody.
Hey.
Yeah, everybody. Hey.
Yeah, man.
I've been talking all summer about The Kings of Summer,
and you have an amusing cameo in that film.
Yeah, I got one line in it,
because that's all they could afford.
Do you remember exactly what the one line in it because that's all they could afford. Do you remember exactly what the one line was?
It was
somebody had a beeper.
And let me fill it in.
Let me fill in the blanks.
Yeah, it crushes out of context.
It works even
out of context, but in the movie
it's hilarious because these kids go missing
and they leave stuff behind
and one of the things is a beeper
but they're like teenagers
and when Hannibal sees it
are you like the bus driver?
He's the bus driver.
When he sees it, he says
they had a beeper
and it's a huge laugh in context.
Yeah, it works no matter what. They had a beeper, and it's a huge laugh in context. Yeah.
Yeah, it works no matter what.
Yeah.
That might be your thing, like, get her done.
I know.
Because in any movie.
You didn't show up in any situation.
He had a beeper?
Commercials.
That's going to be big in commercials.
Commercials.
Yeah.
The Great Gatsby 2.
Hannibal. Great Gatsby 2. Hannibal.
Great Gatsby 2 takes quite a leap in time.
Several generations of Gatsby are covered.
I was going to say, Hannibal and I both also got cut out of the same movie.
Sleepwalk with me. Thank you.
I know, we're never going to recover. Thank you guys so much.
Well, you know, that movie just did
not have enough berbiglia.
Yeah.
The cinematographer was going, stretch, stretch.
Me and Jason just got
added into it like a week ago.
Oh, wow.
No, they put us into the DVD release.
Jeez.
He's Jar Jar Binks.
And so am I.
And all we do is jerk each other off oh my god
it's pretty hot
it's pretty hot
and Burbiggs just tells stories about it
but we're sleepwalking
we're in one of his dreams
one of his dreams
one of his sexy sexy dreams
that dude
he dove out a window
when he was asleep.
Check out the movie.
Check out the documentary,
Sleepwalk With Me.
Fire Sleepwalk With Me.
It was directed by David Lynch.
Hey, Doug?
I don't think you're right on that.
I don't think you're right on that.
Oh, you think I got some of that wrong?
It was Helen Hunt in an after school special
And she was on drugs
And she dove out a window
Is what you're thinking of
Oh she did do that didn't she
It's called as good as it gets
This could be
The corrections department might shut down on this episode
Because there's a lot of shit talkers up here.
Malton's cutting himself right now.
Just Amy alone.
Amy's the least enthusiastic game player
that I have in my arsenal.
What?
But you still, you participate.
Yeah, I'm not going to today.
You've been on a few episodes, I think,
where you just come in and talk to me for a while
and then leave before the games start.
And I still won.
You do not give a shit
about the games. It's not that I don't give a shit
about the games. I don't give a shit about any of you.
It's not a terribly...
Guys, fucking
relax, okay?
Can I tell you something about this crowd, Amy?
What? They love the movie Hook.
Oh.
What? I can't movie Hook. What?
I can't blame them.
Do you believe this shit?
Hannibal looks a little
frightened right now.
I had a crush on Rufio. I haven't seen
Hook. You haven't seen it?
You should see it. It makes white
people really happy.
Yeah, I know.
My friend that DJs with me is named
Ruth Fjord. I don't know where it came from.
Oh, you got it from there?
I guess so, but I didn't know about it. I was like,
that sounds pretty cool, man.
I legitimately feel
like there's gonna come a time
where you and your fan base are gonna kill
yourselves.
Where this is going to continue to grow
into a cult
where an episode of Doug Love's movies
will be like, and then we're all going to drink
this last bit of Kool-Aid
and go out where the spaceship will pick us up
and where we can play the Leonard
Malton game forever.
That's what they want.
Don't cheer that.
Respect yourself.
They're on board. They're on the ship, man yourself They're on board
They're on the ship man
They're going with me
And we're gonna watch something great as the last movie
I doubt it
It's not gonna be Hook
I was just gonna say cause you just referenced Hook
Oh I didn't reference it
When the shows sell out they call it Suicide Pact
Anybody?
Okay
Two tickets left Until we're at Suicide Pact. Anybody? Okay, okay, okay. Well, you guys.
Two tickets left
until we're at Suicide Pact.
Oh, when Doug says it, it's okay.
Amy, there's an empty seat
in the front row. There's an empty seat
in the front row. That person
jumped again. We're not killing
ourselves tonight. Their name text
says Jonestown resident. I assumed
that was for Elijah.
Tons of Jews.
Jews in the audience.
Love it.
Jews in the hizzy.
Jews in the audience.
Grammar-sy.
Not a lot of Jews.
Not as many Jews
as out of that
relaxed Jewish girl.
They don't know.
Oh, there's a Jew.
Big League Jew?
Big League Jew,
that says.
Nice work. No, they don't like ways of stopping. Instead of Big League Jew? Big League Jew, that says. Nice work.
Instead of Big League Part 2?
Oh, Big League Chew.
I get it.
Wait, what's Big League Part 2?
I was trying to make it a movie reference
because she's got a sign
that's a racist reference
to a kind of candy.
I appreciate that.
I don't know what that has to do with the movies.
I'm trying to bring it back to movies.
Don't you come there.
Should we kick her out?
Yeah, get the fuck out of here, big league Jew.
Doug, I can say it
because I'm half of one. You can't say that.
I believe it was the great
Paula Deen who said...
Are we doing quotes from history?
Huh? Are we going there?
No.
We're either going there or James Gandolfini is still dead.
They turn on you so fast.
Such fair-weather friends here.
Wait, what?
Wait, oh, we're not doing that?
No.
Okay, cool.
Disregard, oh, we're not doing that? No. Okay, cool. Disregard, everybody. Disregard.
Bobby brought a fake $5 bill that he signed,
and it's from a motion picture that he's in
called The Brass Teapot.
Ooh.
Wow.
That you were describing to me backstage
sounds like a fun yet also insane movie.
It's very insane, but it's a great movie.
Tell people what the movie's about and watch their faces.
At the same time, I'm in a movie called Brass Teapot with Michael Angarano and Juno Temple.
It's about a couple that finds a brass teapot.
And every time they hurt each other emotionally or physically, the brass teapot fills with money.
You know, the old story.
I'm going to get out of here.
The fable of old.
So do they punch the shit out of each other for money?
They do a lot more than that, Doug.
Oh!
I'm the fat one that comes up.
You play the teapot, am I right?
Play the teapot.
It starts with,
I'm a little teapot, short and fat.
They changed it to fat.
Oh, you know what?
Home run move on their part.
No wonder it is a massive hit.
When he starts filling with money,
he starts singing,
Be our guest, be our guest.
All the singing teapots are represented.
Yeah, all of them.
Both of them.
Yeah, and also,
I thought something was going to come to me by the time you guys had your attention.
Amy brought this
big container of
body tech, way tech.
That's a pretty nice gift that you brought.
It's a gift for your body.
And the seal isn't broken
so you didn't do anything weird to it.
No, I wouldn't put that shit in my body.
Get ripped.
I've never said that before, by the way.
I don't put that shit in my body?
Like, that'll do. Let's cover it with something.
Hannibal brought a CD and DVD of his comedy special Animal Furnace.
Recorded here, actually,
at the Gramercy.
And what's the deal with this?
Oh, that's a comic book
called Thor the Mighty Avenger.
But, like, what do you
have to do with it?
Oh, absolutely nothing.
I just love that book.
Did Falcon give it to you?
Nope, it's mine.
I bought it for myself,
and now I want somebody
else to have it.
It's a great book. I'm not gonna lie. And he wrote his name on it for you? Nope, it's mine. I bought it for myself, and now I want somebody else to have it. It's a great book.
I'm not gonna lie. And he wrote his name on it for you.
So that's a pretty awesome
prize bag. That's pretty valuable.
Oh my god, the protein.
And heavy. It's a heavy
prize bag. He just dropped
it for all the listeners.
It's a visual bit.
So considerate.
Just to make sure in case people thought that sound was Doug falling down.
I want
Hanel to be on every episode
because I need someone to just describe
the physical bits when they happen.
That'd be great
if you just sat there and went,
TJ just put on a funny hat.
Bobby and Amy also have something in common.
You both are guest stars on the program Girls
that I enjoy a great deal on the HBO.
Yeah, it's not TV, it's HBO.
And Bobby, you got to make out with
What's her name?
Allison Williams?
I did
How's that work out?
Your wife is here tonight, right?
My wife?
She's my girlfriend
I married my girlfriend?
Yeah
Surprise
I meant to tell you
When you asked me to put her on the guest list
That made you married
Amazing, thank you
Congrats to me
Yeah, what was the question? I just got flo list that made you married. Amazing. Thank you. Congrats to me.
Yeah, what was the question?
I just got floored that I'm married now.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to... That's okay.
Did you finger bring your relationship to that?
Oh, fingering now equals married.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
That's what put a ring on it means.
There wasn't even dirty words in that, and I got it.
Oh!
Forget. Question withdrawn.
Next witness.
I'll allow it.
But you better be going somewhere with this guy.
Have you been to the
cinema or seen any movies lately, Bobby?
I saw The Heat. Wow.
That was a hot mic. I saw The Heat yesterday.
Yeah.
Some people are into it. That's good.
Sight Unseen, I think it's
hilarious.
I like those two actresses together.
I'll just muscle through Marlon Wayans being involved.
He plays a really nice guy.
I'm sure he's good in it.
He's doing the love interest thing.
Are we all high-pitched talking about Marlon Wayans?
He's all crazy.
I don't feel comfortable with that.
I'm sure it's great.
I was that surprised by his performance
Like the worst movie critic would be like
I give it four stars
It was really good
It was amazing
Ish
What did you say you saw?
The Heat
I'm Bobby by the way
And you liked it?
Yeah it was great
Thanks for having me
I don't want you to give away too much
Does Jason Statham show up at some point?
I hope to
Because if you told people that before they got to see it
They'd lose their shit
He does but it's like
The most important thing since Rosebud If that's they got to see it, they'd lose their shit. He does, but it's the most important thing
since Rosebud.
If that's what you want, see Fast 6.
Spoilers for Fast 6.
The credit scene.
Jason Statham shows up.
Is that Fast and the Furious?
We blew that.
On this show, we broke that news
within a day or two of the opening
and that made people
livid.
That's their idea of a great surprise.
Oh, and this actor
that people are not really that into
is going to be appearing
in the next of these movies that people will go to
no matter what.
I have to disagree.
When he appeared, I
stood up and cheered.
And I said this on
our podcast, How Did This Get Made?
But I said, all I hope
is that
I really
It's good to know that later in the show, all I have to do is see
How Did This Get Made? And I'll get a big round of I really It's good to know That later in the show All I have to do Is see how did this get made
And I'll get a big round
I sincerely hope
He's playing
Chev Chelios
His character
His character
From the Crank movie
His character
In this movie
Yeah
Cause they went through
Some things
There was like
Two different guys
I can't believe
You made me sit through
Crank whatever
At Bonnaroo last year
Yeah at Bonnaroo
I thought it'd be funny
To show Crank 2 And turns out Thatnaroo last year. Yeah, at Bonnaroo, I thought it'd be funny to show Crank 2,
and it turns out that the fun stops almost immediately.
Right away.
What?
What about when Bai Ling shows up and makes up all her own dialogue?
Might as well be watching Wild Wild West.
His dialogue is so generous.
Not a word.
Not a word.
Yeah, but his girlfriend is so pretty, that girl.
It's not fair. She looks like a koala bear
that you want to bang. Who's that girl?
Wait, now what are we talking about?
Are we talking about Ted?
Rosie Huntington Whitley?
That's Jason Seaton's girlfriend, right?
She's a teddy bear?
She looks like a perfect fawn.
To be fair, most koala bears you
kind of want to fuck.
They are vicious, though.
Jason. Yeah, so is she.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jason, did you see
Ray Parker?
Or whatever that was called? Ray Parker Jr.?
Ray Parker Jr.? The singer-songwriter
of the Ghostbusters?
Yeah, he's like...
Yeah, J-Lo's like, I ain't afraid
of no butts.
I always feel like
somebody's watching me.
What was that called?
Who is that?
That's Rockwell?
That was Rockwell.
But the movie I'm talking about is Ghostbusters?
Ray Parker Jr. was the guy who sang Ghostbusters.
That's Ghostbusters?
I can't hear what they're talking.
Do you mean Ray Donovan?
Do you mean Parker Lewis can't lose? My point is
you blew off
the last Statham movie
and then stood up when he showed up
when you didn't expect him. You mean the Parker movie
that is a remake of point blank?
Point, right?
No, point blank. Remake point break?
The movie, it's a
right?
I think everything we're saying is wrong.
Wait a second, Parker.
There's a movie with Parker with Jason Statham.
It's a remake of the Lee Marvin movie, Point Blank?
Yes.
Yes, thank you.
And it's a book written by Donald Westlake?
Yes.
Thank you, nerds.
Thank you, nerds.
I am vindicated I didn't see that movie.
Yeah, that was my point.
What have you seen, Amy?
Have you been to the cinema?
Well, I want to plug my podcast.
I don't know if you guys listen to it yet.
It's called If He Didn't Hate Us, Why Did He Make Us Bleed?
Anybody listening to it yet?
Oh, okay.
I saw a movie.
People with TV shows shit all over podcasters.
I just know that I can't be trusted to share my thoughts this often.
I saw Stoker on the plane.
That was really good.
Did you guys see that with Nicole Kidman and the girl from those movies?
And I thought it was... Who's the girl from those movies. And I thought it was...
Who's the girl from those movies?
Oh, she was in...
Nia Waskowski?
Oh, yeah.
Alice from Alice in Wonderland.
I saw her in Lawless, too,
just recently.
I love a little incest. That's why I like Game of Thrones.
So I enjoyed Stoker.
Nobody Afraid of Brotherfucking. Something else. a little incest. That's why I like Game of Thrones. So I enjoyed Stoker. Nobody afraid of
brother fucking.
Something else. Oh, and I
watched the whole British, Little
Britain, which I hadn't seen. That's like a movie
if you watch it back to back. It was so
funny. Did you guys like it?
Okay, well, I'm glad I came
today.
Matt Lucas is talented.
Oh, and I saw the beginning of, what's
the one with Keira Knightley
and the guy from Kick-Ass?
Star Wars. No!
Star Wars?
That guy, that's the guy
that showed up ready to yell Star Wars.
The plane landed.
How does it end? What happens? Do they...
Uh-oh. He what?
Everybody dies?
I'm glad I didn't finish it
Wait a second, what movie are we talking about?
Anna Karenina
Which I thought I was reading wrong
Can we get drinks?
Drinks please
What would you like Hannibal?
Jameson Gingerow
Free plug for Jameson
And can I have a glass of something white?
No offense, Hannibal
Can I get a Stella?
No offense, Hannibal
No offense, Bobby
Can I get a glass of hot milk?
If they bring that, you're gonna drink it
They brought Tig eggnog here once
Remember? They brought Tig an eggnog
They'll do They made some fake eggnog here once. Remember? They brought Tig and eggnog.
They'll do.
They made some fake eggnog that she didn't care for at all.
Wow, way to undermine the staff, Doug.
No, I'm just saying
that Tig asked for eggnog so much
they were just like, here, here's some fucking eggnog.
Here's your goddamn eggnog.
And then she took a sip
and was like, that's not eggnog.
She's lactose.
Yeah, any more would have killed her.
Strong.
Did I ask everybody
if they saw a movie? No.
No.
No.
I bet I left you
out, Hannibal.
Yeah.
What'd you see?
I watched Rain Man.
Really?
I never seen it.
Just like you'd never seen it,
like, I'm gonna check it out?
It was, I was scrolling through on Netflix,
and my girl was like,
you haven't seen Rain Man?
And then I hadn't,
so we put it on.
And it wasn't, you we put it on. And
it wasn't, you know,
Tom Cruise was pretty boring,
and then when Dustin Hoffman
came in, it really lit up.
He was really
good at it. It was a good performance.
Really good.
I've said the same thing about Laurel and Hardy.
Like, how many scenes does Tom Cruise have
where Dustin Hoffman isn't around?
I think maybe the first 15 of the movie.
First 15, 20.
Yeah, they set him up here.
They're like, let's get an autistic guy out here.
Sorry, half of this audience.
Don't worry.
They won't be offended.
They don't understand social cues.
Hey, I'm Asperger.
I watched that...
It's this Joseph Gordon-Levitt movie
where he's on a bike.
You did?
Premium Rush.
That had some good action scenes in there.
It was really good.
In New York, I was like, how did they shoot this?
It looked really tough to do.
It was well directed.
I liked it.
Did it make you want to go jump on a city bike and recreate the...
No, not at all.
When I see the city bikes, I just think there's going to be more people getting mashed up in the streets.
I've seen a city bike.
I just think there's going to be more people
getting mashed up in the streets.
That's how I feel
about all of the new
weird public parks
that they've put in
in the middle of street intersections.
Oh, yeah.
It just takes one old person
with the wrong right turn.
It is dangerous.
I'm going to open city helmets.
I don't really like...
I mean...
Throwing everything out there
I think of
Just
Whatever
Seeing what lands
Seeing what lands
If something lands great
If not that's fine
That's fine
Weren't you in the middle
Of something
I don't
I think you were trying
To make a point
Premium rush
No
I already said
All I wanted to say about
Premium Rush.
The solid movie.
Oh, you said there's something else.
Lars and the Real Girl?
I didn't like that.
That shit was weird, man.
Fuck everybody in that fake-ass town.
They were acting like that was okay.
That shit was weird as fuck.
And if it was itty,
somebody just ate dudes, chill out with that.
People taking her to appointments and shit,
they gave the doll a job.
That was horse shit, man.
It's a good performance by the doll.
The doll was really good in it,
but she was working with some horrible material.
That was a weird-ass movie, man.
That was like a double bill with your
lady, Premium Rush and
Lars and the Real Girl?
Premium Rush was on a flight.
Lars and the Real Girl, that definitely was her choice.
I can just imagine you're like,
oh, that movie was so exciting.
I'd rather...
For the next movie,
let's just watch some dude fuck a balloon.
See, I pick some weird...
I pick weird documentaries.
There's this documentary on Netflix
of these Amsterdam prostitutes.
They're like 69 years old.
She goes, I was in that!
And she's old. They're working. They're still 69 years old. She goes, I was in that. And she's old.
They're working.
They're still working.
What's it called?
Twins?
They're twins, yeah.
They're real fat.
Yeah, they're real fat.
No, that's Danny DeVito.
Schwarzenegger.
Meet the...
The Fockers.
The Fockers,
but Fockers with an A, yeah.
Yeah, it was really cool to see old whores.
And they had a good dynamic.
Their banter was really good.
And they would wear the same outfits in a lot of scenes,
but I think that was more for the movie effect.
I don't know if they really did that.
I think that was more of a director's choice.
Bobby, have you, did I ask you? The Heat. Oh, The Heat, that's choice. Bobby, have you...
Did I ask you?
The heat.
Oh, the heat.
That's right.
Damn it.
I'm excited about the heat.
Or the way it's just really great in it.
Jason and Amy, we've got everybody, right?
Yeah.
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
I saw Hansel and Gretel, but I took an Ambien,
so I don't remember it.
Was it good? I saw this is the Gretel But I took an Ambien so I don't remember it Was it good?
I saw this at the end and I thought that was great
This is the end
This is the end was awesome
Yeah it's very funny
I really enjoyed that
Did you guys
I got kind of sad a little bit
When some of the people I liked died
In the first few minutes
In the first few minutes Yeah In the first few minutes?
Yeah, well, through the whole first, like,
for a while, like, people just keep getting killed
and I'm like, oh, I like David Krumholz.
But they got killed
in such comedic ways.
Michael Cera had
one of the best deaths.
Spoilers, guys!
But he's like, he plays a complete douche
before he gets killed, so it takes a little
to spin off of it, you know?
But Aziz is just standing there,
and next thing you know, he's getting kicked in the face.
It's not like he was in the middle of some long Kanye anecdote.
Roof-io.
Really going for it.
I'm just saying, there was no reason to kick him in the face wow
just like pulling punches here
look at how
or not pulling punches
but it's a very fun movie and this is the part
of the show where I say
let the games begin
yeah
yes Mr. Big Green. Yeah!
Yes!
Ladies and gentlemen of New York City,
let's see your name tags.
All right.
Bring the house lights up a little bit.
And we'll be right back.
Okay.
And we're back.
Who are you playing for?
Who are you playing for, Bobby?
Mel-y. Like Wally, but Mel-y. Okay.
And
Hannibal has...
Do you want to put those on?
Then what do you do with your microphone?
I don't know if I want to put them on
because he might have been touching his dick earlier.
90% of them did.
Billy Smash on there?
Billy Smash. Billy Smash.
Okay.
Make noise, too.
90% of men who own Hulk hands
give themselves hand jobs.
100% of men who have hands.
So Amy's playing for Rochelle
and Jason's playing for
Esteban.
Esteban.
Who cleverly used
a Del Close Marathon
Del Close Marathon program
as his name tag.
Good job, Esteban.
And thank you to everybody who made
name tags. Let's start with the
Bane game. Let's play the Bane game.
Contestants, when you think you know
the name of the movie that this
quote is from, that I will say
in my version of the
Bane voice from Dark Knight Rises,
as soon as you think you know the movie it voice from Dark Knight Rises.
As soon as you think you know the movie it's from,
yell out your own name,
and hopefully no one will yell out the same exact time.
Well, I'm not... You want me to wear the mask to do this?
Yeah.
There was one backstage, even,
and they're too small for my giant fucking head.
Like, Bane had a tiny head.
Here, toss that thing up here.
I'll try it.
Doug?
Doug, always the athlete.
Tell them what happened.
Very bad at catching.
What?
At least hit it with my hand.
You turned your back to it.
Let it hit me in the back first.
I lost it in the lights.
I was just like, if it's coming in at me, I'm just going to let it hit me in the back first. I lost it in the lights. I was just like, if it's coming in at me,
I'm just going to let it hit me in the back.
I've been there, bro.
This isn't going to fit.
I'm going to be me.
I'm going to be me and Rochelle.
I'm telling you, this shit doesn't fit.
That's as far as it goes.
Come on.
I can't get it over my goddamn ears.
It looks good. It looks good. Oh, no. I was as far as it goes. I can't get it over my goddamn ears. It looks good.
I was like, pull it.
No, that looks good.
Wow.
Now I can't read the quotes.
Do you need help?
Yeah.
Wow, he looks awesome. Do you need help? Doug has the mask completely on
Did someone else wear this?
People are very excited
I think someone else wore this
I don't like being inside of this thing
It's making me very unhappy
Being inside of this thing I'm sure visually me very unhappy being inside of this thing.
I'm sure visually it's amazing.
There's no way some random nerd brought a Bane mask
to his show out of the packaging
and hasn't worn it.
That guy is absolutely
in sex in that mask.
Seriously, I'm not kidding around.
The inside of this mask tastes funny.
Is this about me?
How does it sound, though?
This will be extra difficult.
Not since I was born in darkness
and tried to read the morning paper.
That's from Newsies.
They call them the papes.
The papes, yay.
I worry that you cannot hear me.
Okay, here we go. I'll say a quote from a famous movie. Yell out your own name when you think you cannot hear me. Okay, here we go.
I'll say a quote from a famous movie.
Yell out your own name when you think you know the answer.
Wait, yell out what?
Your own name.
I yell out my own name.
Wow, I've always wanted to do this.
What we've got here is a failure to communicate.
Jason Manzoukas knows the answer.
Do I need to say who said it or what movie?
What movie? Cool Hand Luke.
That's correct.
From 1967,
you have
one point.
And what was the music video?
Two points until the win.
The next quote is thus. This.
Hello, gorgeous.
Hello.
Gorgeous.
Gorgeous.
Sounds like we have no takers.
Do I lose a point if I guess?
Do you feel in control, Jason Monson?
Do I, do I, if I do? You won't lose a point if you guess.
Funny girl.
1968, yes, that's correct.
What?
I don't like this guy.
I pronounce this game over.
Jason is our winner.
It's really hard to understand you.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, I knew those quotes.
That's called right into his hand.
Boo!
That's pretty good.
Do not question my skills.
No, we didn't.
We didn't, though.
He did earlier.
He made fun of me for turning around
when he threw it at me.
Oh.
I don't know.
Short-term memory.
It's shot, man.
My short-term memory.
Hannibal's Memento.
What's that?
I forget it.
You won't remember.
Did you see the movie Memento?
I haven't seen Memento,
but I know the concept.
Like some shit happens
at the beginning that's really the end.
Well, that, but also
the protagonist gets tattoos
of everything
so he'll remember
because he can't remember anything.
It's the same plot as Finding Nemo.
I wish Ellen DeGeneres
was in Memento.
So yeah, so
Jason's our winner of that game and
that means... Speech.
Thank you all. Thank you so
much. That means Jason gets to go first all. Thank you so much.
That means Jason gets to go first in this next game.
Uh-oh.
Then we'll go to... Uh-oh.
To Amy.
Look out.
I'm ready.
This is called, How Much Did This Shit Make?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And since I...
Oh. Had a mic issue for a second. You want my mic?... Since I... Oh.
Had a mic issue for a second.
You want my mic?
No, I'm good.
That's Amy's way of saying
once we're past the chat portion,
she's not really interested.
But she'll get in some good zingers anyway.
You don't believe that.
I do.
Okay.
I'd ask you to believe if I didn't think so.
Oh, okay.
Oh, look at this.
Oh, look at this sound guy.
Yeah, this guy doesn't even work here.
Guys, what about this guy?
Get it done.
Right here.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Here we go.
I love it.
Here we go.
All right.
The game is called How Much Did This Shit Make?
And that means you guys are going to guess
how much it made at the domestic box office
during the entire...
So we're not factoring in international?
Entirety of its run.
Just...
What about its purchases on Netflix?
What about VOD deals?
What about these purchases on Netflix? What about VOD deals? What about illegal downloads?
Just what it made at the domestic box office.
This game is flawed.
Understood.
Closest bid to the amount without going over wins.
And we are starting with Jason.
And the motion picture I would like you to bid on
is called Hook.
How much did that shit make?
Domestically.
Just domestically, right?
$65 million.
All right, Jason says $65 million.
People in the audience are making noises.
I'm just going for the noise.
I don't know what that means.
Who did I say was going to be next?
Amy?
Why not?
Okay.
$32 million. skabillion dollars.
32 million.
Okay.
Yo, bro.
Are you on stage right now?
Now.
I'm drunk.
I'm holding a weird thing from Rochelle.
That's okay.
That's okay.
We're just communicating, working through it.
Get a room.
32 million.
Hannibal, what do you think?
Okay, what year did Hook come out?
91.
Jesus. Alright, maybe I should have listened to that guy.
Sorry, I take it back.
I just looked in the audience
and no joke, that is
Steven Spielberg.
So it came out in 91.
All right.
46 million.
Again, I don't know what your noises mean.
Oh.
And Bobby, what do you think?
I'm going Price is Right rules,
$65 million and $1. Wow, what do you think? I'm going Price is Right rules, $65 million and $1
Wow, what a
What a smart guy
That was a super smart bid
Because it made $119.6 million
According to
BoxOfficeemojo.com
Fuck, man.
I really
dropped the ball, man.
We should make movies and not do podcasts anymore.
What?
How will we know people love us?
True, true.
We'll shoot it on a soundstage
like Dogville.
Sex people?
The Von Trier references kill at these shows.
The Nymphomaniac trailer is out.
Let's play ABCD's Nuts.
Now we're talking.
Yeah, finally.
Let's get going with this.
Who just won that?
Bobby won that.
Bobby gets to go first.
I saw the heat.
Then we will go to
Hannibal
will be up next.
Followed by Amy and then Jason.
We're going to spell out a word, several words,
but with each letter we're going to name a different movie title,
starting with Bobby.
So Bobby, you need to...
Oh, what we're spelling is, in honor of Amy's hit Comedy Central show,
we're going to spell out Inside Amy Schumer.
Thank you. We're going to spell out inside Amy Schumer.
Thank you.
We're going to start with the letter I. So all you have to
do, Bobby, is name any movie,
any movie at all that begins
with the letter I. Ice Age 4.
Is that really, has that happened
already?
I think they made 5 and 6 while we were
talking.
Yeah.
Is that not a real movie?
But there's an audience dick yelling out
more specific
because I'm sure
there's more to that title
than Ice Age 4.
Back in the game.
Never been thought.
I'm going to take it.
I'm going to take it.
And by the way, if you match what I wrote down
ahead of time, then you win the game automatically.
And in this case, I wrote down
I am legend.
Because that, of course, takes place in...
Ice Age 4, I am legend.
Takes place in New York.
So we go to...
This is an unfortunate sentence that I have to say right now,
but Hannibal, you have the letter N.
Norbert.
Hannibal is legend.
Very good.
I went with Network
because it was set here in New York City.
S for you, Amy.
Sideways?
Yeah.
I went with Summer of Sam. Just a lot of respectable nods. Just so you guys know, I got some respectable nods? Yeah. I went with Summer of Sam. There's a lot of respectable nods.
Just so you guys know, I got some respectable nods.
Yeah.
Summer of Sam was my answer, because you know why.
It was really you.
Set in the Bronx.
And it was me.
Desperate cry for help and incarceration.
I is your letter, Jason.
Ishtar.
That is in fact a movie that begins with letter I.
I went with Independence Day in which
New York City is destroyed.
Someone just held up an Independence Day poster
in the audience.
Not a name tag, he just carries it with him.
Bobby, you have the letter D.
Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead.
Bobby.
You have a poster of it?
Oh, I would have picked that.
Get the fuck out of here.
That is awesome.
I wish this audience cared about the show more.
What's your name?
It's Dex.
It says, Doug, tell Mom the babysitter's dead.
Oh, Doug, tell Mom the babysitter's dead.
I like that twist on it.
The dishes are done, man.
Right? Isn't that from that movie?
Yeah.
I went with Dressed to Kill
because that was featured in New York City.
New York City was featured.
The Met. There's a long sequence at the Met.
Letters E for...
Hannibal.
Well, there's a lot
of choices here.
Nice stall tactic.
E.T.?
Yeah, the guy in the audience
would want the full title, but I don't know if you
could come up with that.
What?
E.T., The Extraterrestrial, and His Adventures on Earth.
Really?
Yeah, that's the whole shit.
I'm not a part of that. You don't have time for that.
I went with Eyes Wide Shut,
because that, of course, was set in New York City
and filmed on a soundstage in London.
Second unit!
What is it?
Some guy just yelled out,
second unit.
Amy got excited.
Yeah.
Second unit.
B-roll, B-roll.
Crab services.
I love that. I love that.
I love that mixtape.
What just happened
we're on the letter A
me
me
all the king's men
nice
close almost a match
I went with all about eve because of course it takes place in
New York City
we should be trying to think of New York City movies
oh do you think?
Jason M.
Doug, in an effort to try and connect with you, I'm going to go with Manhattan.
Again, one third correct.
I went with man push cart.
All right.
Why not?
Yeah.
You know where that takes place.
Why, Bobby?
Young guns.
How do you not go yentl?
Which, of course, takes place in New York City.
Correct.
No, I went with you don't mess with the Zohan.
Also in New York City.
S.
Hannibal.
Come on, dude.
No, you know what?
Come on.
I'd already prepped myself in my mind
because I was like, the show is just inside Amy.
So I was like, oh, game's over.
So I started thinking about
how hot the lights are.
It's hot.
It's hot.
My next drink.
So, yeah.
You thought the show
was called Inside Amy?
Is it just called Inside Amy?
It's got her last name on it.
I thought you were
one of my best friends.
I mean, that's not a diss.
It was like, I didn't know your last name was in it.
No, whatever. It's fine.
It's not all about your peers recognizing
what you're doing.
There's also money.
But no, you know.
What do you think, Hannibal?
The letter S.
Oh my god, Hannibal,
that feels aggressive.
You're going to
kick yourself.
I went with Superfly.
I don't even know
what that is.
One more
Jameson Ginger Ale,
please.
C.
Amy.
I think this was
filmed in Manhattan.
Children of the Corn. No, but think this was filmed in Manhattan. Children of the Corn.
No, but Chud was filmed in
New York City.
Cannibal
humanoid underground dwellers.
That's right.
There's no bonus points in this game.
What's that, Amy?
She's going to pee.
Perfect timing. going to pee. Oh, okay. Perfect timing.
H to Jason.
All right, I'm going to keep trying to connect with you, Doug.
Hannah and Her Sisters, set in Manhattan.
You know, that was a really good attempt to connect with me,
and I'm a big Woody Allen fan.
That's a great movie, and it does begin with H.
Hot Dog the Movie. In New York begin with H. Hot dog the movie.
In New York City.
Doug, hot dog the movie.
Tonight, there's only one H on my mind,
and that is Hook.
Because I am going to be interrupting it
at CineFamily in Los Angeles
on July 14th at 420.
I'm sorry
you guys can't be there. Best Deal Day.
That's correct. I'm sorry you can't
be out. I mean, you could buy a ticket
out to California, but...
I love a crowd that knows when Best Deal Day
is and that they should
shout it out.
If it was a Jewish crowd,
they'd know when
Best Deal Day is.
Oh, shit.
Or Tisha B'Av.
Come on, right, Jews?
You is your letter, Bobby.
This was shot in New York.
I believe most of it
was shot at Madame Tussauds.
Underworld
Good, good, good
I approve, but I went with
Uptown Girls
Oh boy
That's the Billy Joel movie, right?
No, no, Uptown Girls featured the late
Dakota Fanning
That's funny.
Two almost gonna happen.
M
for Hannibal.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna try to...
Jason inspired me to try to play the game.
Made in Manhattan.
That was a good try,
but I went with Mrs. Parker
in the vicious circle.
It took place
at the Algonquin Hotel.
E is the next letter
for Amy.
I tied it in, I tied it into me just peeing.
I didn't wash my Edward scissor hands.
Guys?
Anybody?
I don't know if he needs to wash them,
but he should at least rinse them off.
I went with escape from New York.
Oh, man.
Yeah, because they don't really get out for most of it.
And finally,
spelling out inside Amy Schumer,
the letter R.
Jason,
here's your chance to bring it home for the win.
Well, I'm going to connect with Hannibal
on this one and go with Rain Man.
Oh, that's nice.
I don't know where they shot it,
but supposedly it took place in Greenwich Village,
and it's a classic motion picture called Rear Window.
Yeah!
Nice.
So we have no winner on that,
so that puts Bobby in the starting position
for the Leonard Maltin game.
So just to be clear, that game ended in no winner.
So all of that work for nothing.
And so you're calling what we just did work.
It was interesting.
Interesting word for it.
Wow.
All of that hard, hard effort.
You're sweating less today, right?
Way less.
Yeah.
Yeah, it cooled off a little bit.
You were like, you were super sweaty last night.
Hey, let's be cool, man.
Let's be cool.
No, I mean, you were telling me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The way you dress and look, you seem cool as a cucumber.
Thank you so much.
Yeah.
You're really hiding that dark secret.
Dark secret being an aggressive amount of hair that keeps me very warm.
That'd be good on a dating profile, aggressive hair.
Ooh, what does he do?
So we're starting with Bobby, and he gets to pick a category
from the following
options
would you like to play
I was in Hershey Park, Pennsylvania
recently
had a great time there
so the motion picture
is with chocolate in the title.
Or Octopussy.
And that's a popular category.
Movies where Leonard Maltin
lists eight or more women
in the cast.
So it's movies with a lot of women
in the cast.
So many people are looking
at me right now.
Yeah, my friend
Uno Pussy.
Or
Sidney Pollack
would be celebrating her birthday today, if you're
still with us, and great director,
but also
tremendous actor. So this is the
acting roles of Sidney Pollack.
So which one would you like of those three, Bobby?
I'm going to go with the second one. Octopussy.
Thank you,
Bobby. You're welcome.
Which way were we going on the last
game? Go opposite
of me. Okay.
So we're going to Jason.
Even if that's incorrect,
I appreciate the guidance. And we will go to Jason. Even if that's incorrect, I appreciate the guidance.
And we will go to Jason after Bobby.
Three stars from Leonard for this movie from 1999.
He says it is vivid.
And he also says that one of the co-stars in the movie,
also executive produced.
And it features an Oscar winning
performance
and Leonard lists
12 names
I think
What year?
1999
1999
So out of 12 names, how many names
do you think you would need
Bobby Moynihan to
discern the title of this film?
Don't look at me, I suck.
I'm gonna
go six. I'll go half.
Wow, he's cutting it in half. That's a bold move,
Jason. Is it really? Yeah.
It's a pretty
bold move when you have a
WALL-E doll in your lap. Yeah.
What do you think, Jason?
I'll do it in four.
Oh. Yeah. What do you think, Jason? I'll do it in four.
Oh.
Relax.
Relax.
Did you hear me?
Somebody's impressed or just let a lot of air
out of a tire.
Amy, what do you think of that?
You have to go lower than four
or say Jason Mantzoukas
named that movie.
I'll name it in three.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Now we come around to Hannibal.
I gotta be a part of this?
Yeah. You gotta go less than three
or say, Amy, name it.
And you don't lose points either way,
but, you know,
if you say less than three,
if you say two names or one name
or zero names...
If I say two names and I have to do that? You'll have to do it after I tell you the two names, which name or zero names? If I say two names, then I have to do that?
You'll have to do it after I tell you the two names,
which are the two lowest-billed names
in the cast.
Oh, I forgot that. Can I change my answer?
Oh, that's helpful to you.
Or maybe I'm manipulating him.
Name it.
She just says name it.
Name that shit, Amy.
I totally forgot.
You do it.
I think from now on, no matter what two contestants are playing,
what they should have to say is name that shit, Amy.
Yeah.
Because that's nice to say to another dude.
I did name my television show, and then you ignored the name of it.
Thanks, Hannibal.
All right, Amy, you're going to get three names.
You're a jerk. You're a jerk.
You're a horrible friend.
Okay, let's start at the top.
This movie's got eight or more women listed by Leonard Maltin in the cast,
so that's a pretty good clue.
From 1999, he calls it vivid.
He says that one of the actors also executive produced
and that there was an Oscar winning performance. Three stars
and your three out of
twelve names
are
Ray Baker, Kurt Woodsmith
and Joanna Kearns.
Oh great. Joanna Kearns of course
was the mom on Growing Pains.
That's all I'm going to say.
I'm not going to tell you that Kurt Woodsmith was in Robocop
and that 70s show.
You know that neither of those
clues would help me. I know that.
That's why I could just keep going on and on.
I could go all the way to maybe half of the title
of the film and you still might be like
what?
But I like the way you play it.
How Stella got her... No, I'm just kidding. I'm like, what? But I like the way you play it. How Stella got her...
No, I'm just kidding.
I'm going to say...
1999.
Fuck.
I mean, you guys know I suck at this game.
Who is...
Fried Green Tomatoes?
That's not a terrible guess.
I mean, that was several years before.
But as lots of people in this audience know,
the answer to this particular one is girl interrupted.
No, they don't.
Some people knew it.
Really?
Yeah, I would have said anyone in the audience know it,
and then they'd yell it out, and then people would forget.
Oh, then the next round, people would just start yelling out titles.
I knew it at Vivid.
You said Vivid.
I said Girl Interrupted.
Oh, yeah.
Right?
He said Vivid Adaptation.
That is a different Girl Interrupted, though.
That is the porn company Vivid.
Oh, yeah.
Has done a movie called Girl Interrupted.
Yeah.
Much different.
Man, everyone I know has borderline personality disorder.
I can't believe
I didn't guess that.
Do you mean
all the people
that live in your head?
Yes.
Hannibal is on the board
with one point.
Oh, yeah.
How does it feel?
It feels good, Hannibal?
Yes.
Perfect time
for celebration.
Oh, yeah, please.
Yes, enjoy your drink.
If I could get another vodka and soda, that'd be great.
I'll get another beer, please.
Another beer for Jason.
I'll have some of that Kool-Aid Jason was talking about.
And Bobby needs some oil for his robot.
Yes, please.
All right, so we're going to start.
Who was that confrontation between?
Oh, Amy.
Okay, so we're going to start with Bobby
and then go to Hannibal.
No.
What?
No.
What went wrong?
Start with Jason.
No, that's not how your game works.
Dad!
Der.
Doi.
Hannibal challenged Amy, right?
Yeah, so we start with Bobby
and then move to Hannibal.
Yeah, that'll change the order.
Yeah, don't you worry about it.
Would you like one of these categories?
Dan Aykroyd is celebrating a birthday today.
It's the films of Dan Aykroyd.
At, this is a weird name,
at Pomatovich.
Is Pomatovich here?
Oh my God.
It's going to seem weird that somebody is wooing on his behalf.
But he's really here and he suggested,
Rufy, no.
Yeah, and that's movies that feature
hood cast members who are not Roofio.
Good job, Kamala.
And at one inch deep suggested,
what you're talking about, Willis. Deep suggested What You're Talking
About Willis, and that's
films where Bruce Willis
has a voiceover.
He's heard but not
seen.
Great Bruce Willis. That's only three
amazing films.
I'm gonna go with the Hook
one. Alright.
So I'm not gonna remind you who was in Hook,
but someone from Hook was in this movie as well.
What dreams may come.
Please, no pre-guessing.
Two and a half stars from Leonard Maltin
for this movie from 2004.
He says it's about a young man.
He also says that
Richard Jenkins appears unbilled.
Yeah, that's an interesting clue.
And he also says this movie
doesn't necessarily lead anywhere.
What year?
And the year is 2004
and Leonard lists
11 names.
Oh my god, they actually brought me
Kool-Aid.
Should I be offended?
Oh, they brought you like a Capri Sun?
I want one too!
Goodbye, you guys.
I didn't know that was an option.
I'll take a juice bag.
I didn't know juice bags were an option.
I didn't know that was an option.
Can I get a bag of Alfredo sauce, too?
I'd like a glass of Christian child's blood.
I want Whoopi Goldberg's tears
I think Jason's will be easier
I don't know
The view is stressful
But mine will taste better
Yeah, Amy Schumer was on the view
Can you believe that?
You guys, stop It was such a journey.
It's funny how the word
journey is rarely used to describe
actually going anywhere.
It's all emotional or
personal journeys. It's about the climb.
Yeah.
I believe it was the great Paula Deen who said...
Remind me to tell you some recent things that happened to Paula Deen You have to see my Halloween costume dude
It's sick
You're going as black butter
I don't even know what that means
Is that a thing?
What was a movie.
What was the movie?
Oh, just butter.
Not black butter.
They're going to remake butter with all black people.
Tyler Perry's Black Butter.
Butter.
That was the baseball dude, right?
No?
Sugar.
What?
That's sugar.
Really?
There's a movie called Sugar about a baseball dude
Butter was the movie about butter carving
Oh yeah
Literally
Isn't that what it's called when you hit a home run?
Butter carving
Eleven names
How many do you think you need Bobby?
Nine Oh he's got enough Hannibal Names. How many do you think you need, Bobby? Nine.
Oh, he's got enough.
Hannibal?
So.
You can bid less names or you can say name it in nine names.
But it's from the bottom of the cast list up.
Oh, so he's very confident.
Not really.
I would be missing out on
the two biggest famous people.
Yeah, he sawed off two names.
Name it!
Name it, Amy!
He's got to do it too!
Name that shit, Amy! Wait!
What's happening?
Fried green tomatoes.
Thank you.
All right, so I'm going to give Bobby nine names.
2004.
A young man is in it.
2004.
I feel confident that he can do this.
Cenk is uncredited.
If you fail to do this, Bobby, no pressure, but
I'll kill myself in front of everybody.
Hannibal will be our winner.
He will have taken this shit down fast.
Yeah.
That's what she said.
Boo.
Boo.
You can't boo yourself.
Are you booing yourself?
You immediately booed yourself Just to stop anybody else from booing you
I did not know that was an option
I would have used that three times tonight
A very quick look of panic
And then immediate self-booing
Boo
That's what she said.
Boo!
What I just said about what she said.
Let's do the plugs real quick.
I can see that.
Wait, wait, wait.
We gotta wait and listen to her boo herself.
There you go.
Yeah, I started a movement.
Amy, one more show left tomorrow night.
Season finale, 10.30.
10.30.
Comedy Central.
Please watch it.
Or check it out on Hulu.
Another season?
Yeah, we got another season.
Yeah.
That's the reason. Thank you.
Jason,
the How Did This Get Made podcast,
The League.
Where's The League at?
Is it going right now? We start shooting season
five of The League in
a week.
And watch Enlightened. Jason's amazing on Enlightened. Go binge watch And watch Enlightened.
Jason's amazing on Enlightened.
Go binge watch all of Enlightened
and just cry yourself to death.
I love that show. That's like my favorite show.
It's weird they canceled it.
It's stupid they canceled it.
It's stupid is the word I meant.
I said weird.
You guys are smart.
Bobby, what's going on?
SNL in the fall, of course.
Yes.
Brass Teapot.
Weirdest movie ever made.
Is currently available on iTunes
and probably on VOD soon.
I'm in Monsters University.
Oh, that's right.
You're the voice of Chet.
Correct.
And what is that?
I'm a fat little one-eyed crab.
I can't wait.
And Hannibal, what's going on?
The Eric Andre Show season two starts in October.
Very cool.
And I'll be touring as a part of the Eyeball Fest
with Dave Chappelle
and Flight of the Conchords
and a bunch of other people.
Al Magidro, Mulaney.
That's crazy.
That's awesome.
A lot of other people.
That's like they need
any other acts on the show
when they go out.
But that sounds so fun.
I'm going to be, I've got shows coming up in San Diego and Ontario.
Those are the California shows, DouglasMovies.com.
Here are your nine names.
Can I tell you what I think they are?
Oh, wow.
That's a whole other game.
Your nine names.
This movie's from 2004, about a young man,
two and a half stars from Leonard.
Richard Jenkins appears on Build,
and it doesn't necessarily lead to anywhere.
Features these nine actors.
Shania Twain. I'm sorry, these nine actors. Shania Twain.
I'm sorry, these nine people.
Bob Gunton.
Tippi Hedren.
Jean Smart.
Isabel Huppert.
Or Huppert, depending on
how you say those things.
Naomi Watts, or Watts.
Mark Wahlberg.
Jude Law.
Who?
Jude Law.
And Lily Tomlin.
Those are your nine names from 2004.
Everyone in the audience knows it.
Nobody say it.
Bobby, bring it home.
Just shout it out.
I Heart Huckabee?
That's correct.
Wow!
Yeah!
It was the Shania Twain that got it.
The only movie she's ever been in.
She wrote that, right?
She wrote I Heart Huckabee.
And directed it. She must feel she's ever been in. She wrote that, right? She wrote Iron Man. Oh, and directed it.
And directed it? Man, she must feel like a woman.
Some dude.
It was
a woman in the crowd
that started to say the title
and then
her man grabbed her mouth.
Yeah, he really did.
He was ready to cover her mouth.
He knew.
See, I saw that too,
and I assumed it was sex play.
All right?
11 years you've been covering her mouth.
Dual purpose.
Relax.
Wow.
He's never seen that movie.
What?
You ever seen I Heart Huckabee?
I never saw it.
No?
Oh my God.
Watch the video
trailer online,
but search
David O. Russell
screams at
Lily Tomlin.
That's the only
thing I've seen of it.
Have you seen
Strippers vs.
Werewolves?
No, but what
are you doing
after this?
It comes up
on Netflix,
and I get tempted to watch it,
but I don't.
Netflix rating system is flawed, man.
Don't look at me.
The star system,
because you'll see something
every four and a half stars,
and you're like,
oh, that looks all right,
and then it's horrible.
It's like Uber drivers.
Guys, I killed with Hannibal.
Fuck you guys.
Hannibal loved it. Yeah, I killed with Hannibal. Fuck you guys. Hannibal loved it.
Yeah, I think Uber is a very specific audience.
Oh, don't people know Uber yet?
To get a car?
Get with it.
No, these guys are like, just...
The more drivers you rate, the better drivers it gives you.
Yeah, is that true?
No.
It's like jaded?
They do.
But that's like Netflix.
They can rate you, though, also? No. It's like jaded? They do. But that's like Netflix. They can rate you though also.
No.
Yes, they do.
If there's a car service
you have to have
that you can have a car
come right to you
that has GPS,
all that,
that knows exactly
where you are.
And then,
yeah,
but they can rate you
when you get out of the car.
And I saw somebody
who was like,
I'm going to give you
five stars.
And they only gave me
four stars.
And I was like,
yo,
you said you were
giving me five.
Oh my God,
I didn't know
they could rate you. Yeah, they can rate me, you said you were giving me five. Oh my god, I didn't know they could rate you.
Yeah, they can rate me. You said rate, right?
Yeah.
I gotta
work on my enunciation a little bit.
Just to be clear.
It's rape five
stars.
But there is a website that I can
use. There is an app
for a different thing.
That is a locator device.
It's connected to strippers versus werewolves.
Yeah, I like the turn
this show is taking. It's getting weird.
It's getting weird,
but I think I got a point.
We're going to start with Amy. Yeah.
Then we're going to go to Hannibal.
Really? Yeah.
Amy gets to pick a category.
Would you like at Rigdon, R-I-G-D-O-N, underscore it, underscore again.
It's the weirdest Twitter name.
Rigdon, underscore it, underscore again.
Disregard all of that.
Yeah.
Done.
The category suggested by Rigdon underscore yet underscore again.
Wait, what just happened?
I dropped something.
I dropped a Wally.
You're going to be a terrible father.
Your wife girlfriend
Your wife girlfriend
is going to be pissed.
Guys, it's a stuffed animal
It fell again
Jesus Christ
For all the listeners it keeps falling
Now the post-it is on your ass
Amy it's a stuffed robot you idiot
Sorry
Somehow the post-it got from
Melly's ass to mine
Uh, Amy
What's up, bro?
The category is
Feminist Movement
And that's films where
A woman is seen on a toilet
I can name that
in no names.
Or
four weddings and a funeral
which is Frank Sinatra
films because he had four
wives and now he's dead.
Or the battle of
balls deep
which is look at Hannibal tipping. Nicely done. Or the Battle of Balls Deep.
Which is, look at Hannibal tipping.
Oh, that's for both of us. Nicely done.
It's a quarter each.
And then one of us tipped you.
Amy, the third option is Battle of Balls Deep.
That's movies where Lord of the Rings actors have sex.
Because, of course, they're not having any in Lord of the Rings.
We don't know that.
Women on a toilet. Let's see.
Let's go with
the feminist
one. Okay. On the shitter.
Alright.
Not necessarily...
Wow, you guys, by the way way that was the worst round of applause
like come on
Douglas Boobies fans are feminists
oh my god everybody just wants to go back to
composting in this audience
it could be composting
is that a euphemism?
no
we should make it one though
1977 is the year
Oh good good good
Two and a half stars from Leonard
He calls this movie
Lightly amusing
That's so rude
And he also says
Watch for Jay Leno in a bit
Jay Leno
1977
And he lists Six names Jay Leno in a bit. Jay Leno. 1977.
And he lists six names.
How many names do you think you can get it in?
Hannibal's up next.
20.
And I need the name said as well.
I can name it in six names.
So the question to you, Hannibal, is when she hears all the names, will she names. So the question you Hannibal is can she
when she hears
all the names
will she know
the name of this movie
or will she still
not know it?
I feel like
you were
I feel like
getting a woman
pregnant
that could be
the euphemism
like composting.
I didn't want
to interrupt
but I still
I wasn't done
with that yet.
What do you think compost is?
Like my girls having a baby.
Oh, yeah, you composted that shit?
Yeah, I've been composting.
But I guess it's not, because composting is kind of decomposing,
so that's the wrong thing.
Reverse composting.
What the...
Should we get you a calculator?
Four, four.
What did Amy take? She took six?
She took all the names.
All the names.
Yes, you can knock one off and say five names
or you can ask her to name it with all...
She'll get all the names, though.
She'll get the whole...
She'll get the lead actors
along with the supporting players.
Or let's go back to riffing about composting.
Listen, you know,
you just gotta find your joy in life,
and that's one of mine.
That's one of my happiest moments,
30 seconds ago.
I was trying to stall for this.
I actually feel like the way to
get there is composting.
Oh, thank you.
He composted you?
Are you going to report him? I don't know.
My cum.
Because composting is taking out the scraps
and letting the scraps turn into energy.
So like, composting
would be like where you dump all your
cum and then it turns into
this might be
getting pregnant
and it turns into
energy
it's getting a girl
pregnant
yeah man
why aren't you
guys married
hard to believe
we're single
so from now on
what are you doing
this weekend
cum posting
or we're trying to start a family.
Oh yeah, you're composting?
He composted on my face.
That wouldn't be that, would it?
I don't know.
That would be wasting it.
He likes me?
Okay.
He really does.
Okay, cool.
So.
Insummation.
Insummation summation this is great
I'm happy for this banter
and this is a fun show man
your fans are great
they're very dedicated
and with all that being said
I say
four names.
Oh, thank God.
Alright, Bobby.
I want to say name it.
Yeah, of course you would say that.
It's an interesting
four names.
Shania Twain.
Shania Twain. Jay Leno. Richard Jenkins. Do you want the clues again, Hannibal? Yes. Okay. Two and a half stars from 1977. Oh, I'm not going to get that. It's got a lady actress on a toilet at some point. It's lightly amusing, probably for that reason.
Watch Jay Leno for a bit.
I'll tell you right now,
it has nothing to do with the toilet.
And out of the six names he lists,
the four that you get are
John Denher.
Not Denver.
Denher.
This is produced by Vivid.
Not Denver, yeah. Den-her. This is produced by Vivid. Not Denver, yeah.
Den-er, no yeah.
Alan Miller.
Dick Gautier.
What are you talking about?
Here's the interesting thing.
There's no way there's a man named Dick Gautier.
There is.
There is.
He sings that song.
There is.
He played Robin Hood in
Mel Brooks' TV show when things were rotten.
Yeah.
I'm fucking
schooling, y'all.
Doug is only 28
years old. Yeah. I'm young and I
know this shit.
Hannibal, your fourth name.
To some, the deciding name. Toibal, your fourth name.
To some, the deciding name. To others, won't mean anything.
Most.
Ed McMahon.
Wow.
I got excited for a second because I
knew his name, but then also I don't
know any of his movie shit.
I was like, oh yeah, he was
with Carson and shit.
It was a big acting role for a guy who's just,
had only been known as a sidekick to him.
Is it the Johnny Carson story?
Is that your final guess?
It's about time they got around to the Johnny Carson story in 1977,
when he would still live for another 20 or 30 years.
Yeah, the story, the current story.
That's where you can do the best shit when it's happening.
Carson comes into the writer's room, like, hey, let me tell you what happened on Wednesday.
Put that in a movie.
Yeah, that's my guess, the Johnny Carson story, because I don't know any movies from 1977 that weren't.
I support that.
Yeah, I don't know it.
I just remember this movie because I saw it when it came out,
and Jane Fonda just sits down in the toilet
and starts pissing while talking to her husband.
Really?
Yeah, and it just stuck with me.
Newsroom.
So when the category of feminist movement came up,
that was the first movie I thought of,
and it was a motion picture that was remade later
with Jim Carrey called Fun with Dick and Jane.
Oh.
Yeah, with Jane Fonda, George Segal,
and Ed McMahon was like the third biggest role in that movie.
Wow.
Yeah, it was crazy.
And that means that Bobby Moynihan is our winner.
He won the whole thing.
God damn it.
Sorry, Hannibal.
Congrats, Bobby.
God damn you, Bobby.
Is there a shithead on the back of your weird flag thing?
Yeah.
I'll take it for you.
Oh, you say it.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Were you about to say it?
Yeah, what the fuck?
You think I remember the format?
Oh, okay.
I'm drunk.
Oh, look at that. That's a good shithead. It is? to say it? Yeah, what the fuck? You think I remember the format? Oh, okay. I'm drunk. Oh, look at that.
That's a good shithead.
It is?
What is this?
Oh, okay.
Be careful, that's been on my phone.
We don't need yours, because Wally's a winner.
Oh, okay.
What do you mean, do it anyway?
How dare you?
Do you want me to say it, or do you want the prizes?
This is the best visual ever
Is you yelling at somebody with a Canadian pinwheel
In your hand
Give him the Bane mask back
Listen motherfuckers
I'm from Canada where people are nice
Yeah I will only fuck you up
If I absolutely have to
Wait can you do some more yelling
For a couple seconds
You guys are getting pictures of the yelling
of the crowd? Wow.
Just put that on Twitter.
Doug went on a rant about Canada
in front of a perfectly
nice crowd of
American types.
Hannibal, does yours have a shitter on the back?
Oh, here we go.
A shitter. That's something I call
from now on.
Give me your shitters, everybody.
That's a cute one.
I don't know which order to do these in.
One more round of applause for all of my guests.
Thank you.
Jason Mantzoukas.
Flipping through the comic book in the prize bag.
What are you looking for?
Oh, he's making sure he didn't leave anything inside the comic book.
Where's the winner?
Where's Mel E.?
Where's Mel E.?
There you go.
Can you reach me from there?
I think you can get it.
It's real heavy.
Be careful.
Do you want Wally back?
There's Wally.
Good job, Bobby.
Yeah, let's hear it for everybody.
Bobby Moynihan,
Jason
Mandzukis,
Mandzukis,
Amy Schumer,
Hannibal Bress.
Alright. Manzoukas, Amy Schumer, Hannibal Buress. All right.
And as always,
Puny Banner is a shithead.
Yeah, I didn't think that would go over that great.
Where is that person?
Let's get those hands back to him.
Here we go. You want to throw them at him?
Just toss them at him.
That's one.
Two. Nailed them both.
Bravo.
Whose drink is this on the floor?
Drink it.
Drink it.
And Tim Burton is a shithead.
And thanks again to everybody for coming,
and I hope to see you again real soon.
Ricky Martin is a shithead. Lies a bold and few and cowards fix it. But he's there's no room in his heart for you. Cause Doug loves movies!