Doug Loves Movies - Anna Kendrick, Nick Kroll, Riki Lindhome, and Kate Micucci Guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming baby stickies
He's with 50 as if popcorn curries in his teeth
There's still not more that he won't see
Because Doug loves booties Hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, according to this piece of paper,
and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies coming to you
from the Nerd Melt Theater in the back of Meltdown Comics
on Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood, California
on Monday, June 25th
to Oceans 12.
Yay!
Since last I
tried to speak
and you listened to a
fantastic train wreck,
I'm still friends with Jeff and TJ and P in case you were worried. and you listened to a fantastic train wreck.
I'm still friends with Jeff and TJ and Pete,
in case you were worried.
I tried to go to Virginia Beach,
but was thwarted by a mysterious flight cancellation followed by weather issues.
So my shows with Graham Elwood at the Funny Bone
in Virginia Beach have been rescheduled
for August 22nd and 23rd.
From the Corrections Department to the audience at UCB last Tuesday,
I said see you in two weeks,
but there actually won't be a taping at UCB again until Tuesday, July 17th.
So it's more like four weeks.
And I was told by at Nate Stauffer n8 Stauffer on Twitter that there is a not
for a metaphobes moment in Madagascar 3 about two minutes in to the movie thanks
Nate now it's time to watch this not. The number one movie in the U.S. is Pixar's Brave.
The number two movie is DreamWorks' Mad-Ass Gas Car 3.
I haven't seen either because I'm an adult.
This has been, I don't give a shit which cartoon you watch.
Very angry edition of that.
There still might be a few
tickets left for the Douglas Movies
taping Monday night at the Gramercy Theater
in New York City. There are definitely
tickets available for Douglas Movies
at Palace Station in Vegas on July
8th, and just a few left for
Douglas Movies
in San Diego at the
Tipsy Crow on July 11th.
And that is
Comic-Con time.
So that'll be fun. I'll have some fun guests
because a bunch of my friends
will be down there for Comic-Con.
DouglasMovies.com for all the links
and deets. Let's go into the
prize bag, you guys. Let's see what's going
on with the prize bag. It's a big one
and it's full of some
pretty awesome stuff.
I've got the
once again from Motion City
soundtrack. I've got a vinyl version of their new
album
called Go.
And it also includes a
CD
inside there. So that's pretty smart.
Get the vinyl and the CD at the same time. But just vinyl of
Weezer's Maladroit.
I'm thinking about, there's about five or six
more episodes, I'll finally be out of Weezer
stuff.
And then here's a
lovely kind of like
bowling shirt kind of
thing that says The League on it.
Mmm, interesting.
And then somebody wrote on somewhere,
why do you bother teasing the audience
about who the guests are going to be?
Because whenever I download it,
it just says it right there, who's going to be on.
I'm like, that's a good point,
but it's still fun for the live show.
I'm going to tell you what's in this bag,
this bag that's inside the bag
once the guests are out here
because that's a dead giveaway
what they brought and then oh here's some interesting
stuff some people
some dudes that are in the audience tonight
brought copies
of I Love You Man
they're like can we give you stuff to put in the bag
I'm like alright
if you want to get rid of
your stuff.
But they're pretty good movies.
I Love You Man and Point Break.
Yeah, Point Break is Blu-ray.
And then my Doug Diggs-it
for this episode
is Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.
You know I dig that.
And then we've also got a copy
of my new CD,
Doug Benson's Smug Life,
which will be out on July 3rd.
Thank you very much, sir.
And when that keeps happening repeatedly,
I'm glad to know that you're there
to help me out.
But unlike UCB, nobody's sitting on the ground.
Most of us have chairs.
And a little nerd melt news for you guys they're gonna get
air conditioning in this place in about a week I hope that's true because it is
a it's a fun place to do shows but in the summertime son of a bitch it gets
hot as fuck all right so, please welcome to the show Kate McEuchie, Ricky Lindholm, Nick Kroll, and Anna Kendrick.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You called us out here just as they were giving us food.
They're giving you food?
They put food down and you were like,
welcome to the stage.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Well, you know,
it's right there
if you want to run
and go get some food
and come back.
What is it?
Don't everybody go at once.
It's a sampler size
of french fries.
It's french fries
and tomato and steak.
And it's got a fork in it.
I didn't really want it.
I just wanted to make
it look like a fork.
Ranch dressing, maybe?
Wow.
I don't know.
Try it.
Please.
No, thank you.
I don't want it.
Hey, Nick, forget it.
Nobody wants it.
But that's from the food truck that's out front?
Who said I was getting them for other people?
What's the truck called?
Do you guys know?
What's it called?
Does anybody know?
The big truck right out front?
I looked right at it.
Los Lobos?
Oh, I feel terrible.
Anybody that works here would know, right?
Los Lobos, really?
Like the band?
Wow, I was wondering what happened to them.
I kind of peeked in there.
They looked familiar.
I heard La Bamba coming from the...
Good to know they're doing well.
Yeah. Alright, so
Ricky, we have
like, weirdly,
the stools are different heights, so
I was going, I thought
that Nick and I should sit
in the shorter ones,
because I thought we're the two
men, so we'll be the tallest.
But then when you walked out, I was like, oh, Ricky could sit in one of these lower stools.
And we're all fairly even.
I'm enormous.
We're almost compared to these two.
You're not enormous, but yeah, you're much bigger than them.
I'm not wearing my trademark lifts.
So that's Nick Kroll, everybody.
We'll start with him.
That's Nick Kroll, everybody.
We'll start with him.
Welcome, Nick, to the all-ladies edition.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm a short lady.
Good to have you.
And thank you for bringing that league bowling shirt thingy.
It's got my name on the front.
I'll sign it for someone afterwards.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Yeah. We'll see if for someone afterwards. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah.
We'll see if that's what they want.
No, I'm good.
You know.
I do know.
It's a very nice offer for you. I have great penmanship.
Even if it's, I'll sign someone else's name
if they want. I'll sign anyone's name they want.
All right.
And what's going on
with the league?
Is it...
We start shooting in August.
We'll be on again
with football season
because we're dudes.
I like that low chuckle.
It gives me a sense of what,
that's where I'm going
to be working up from.
It's hot in here. Every hero's got a journey
You know what I mean?
Not really
And
What else was I going to ask you about?
Oh, you play young doctor
In Little Fockers?
Yes, I do
Yes, I do
I never saw Little Fockers, and I'm curious.
Why do they have to see a young doctor?
His son, Ben Stiller's son, has a fall.
He falls at a playground, and if you can believe it, everyone thinks it's Ben's fault.
But it's not so simple it's not so simple after all and so then I go and bandage
him up I don't say one funny thing when Wilson walks in and the plot is further
are they are they surprised by how young you are
like why does it matter that you're young they just couldn't write Asian
by the way you should see the movie because not since Mickey Rooney have you
seen such a impression of an Asian character?
Anna Kendrick is here, everybody.
I wrote down, I have two comments.
It might be questions.
We'll see what they turn out to be.
And they are, you're a voice in Paranorman.
That's true.
That's a comment.
And that's awesome, right?
Yeah. That's really great.
No, it was my, it's my first time doing something like that.
I've always wanted to do that.
It was awesome.
And I thought, because the character is like the lead kid's obnoxious older sister.
She's like 16 and a cheerleader.
And she's like wearing a pink, you know, what I assume is modeled after like a Juicy Couture sweatsuit thing.
And is like a blonde ponytail and looks a lot like me.
And I thought like, oh, this is because a lot of people think that like my I get a lot of job offers based on this is... Because a lot of people think that, like, my...
I get a lot of job offers based on Twilight
because Twilight made a lot of money.
And, like, that's not the case.
So I thought, like, oh, maybe this is the first...
Wait, Twilight didn't make a lot of money?
Oh, in a perfect world.
Hey.
Hey.
Officially, I'm offended no so I thought like oh it's like the first thing I've ever been offered because of Twilight because
I play like an obnoxious cheerleader type character in that too and they said no we
haven't seen Twilight we just listened to your voice in interviews
so I decided to take that as a compliment no, we haven't seen Twilight. We just listened to your voice in interviews.
So I decided to take that as a compliment.
Yeah, that works.
And you
probably are going to think I'm
being snotty or obnoxious
when I say this, but I
am genuinely psyched about
Pitch Perfect.
Cece's already laughing at me.
I saw the trailer the other day, and I was just like,
I want to watch that now instead of, what was I about to see?
Moonrise Kingdom, maybe.
Right.
But I did like that, too.
But can you describe what it's about?
Okay, okay, that's sort of a question.
When does it come out, in September?
I think October. Oh, okay. sort of a question. When does it come out? In September? I think October.
I'm not totally sure, but
you and my mom are really excited to see it.
It looks
like Glee without slushies.
I don't understand that reference.
Or, you know,
it doesn't seem like bullying is going to be a
big part of the story. Oh, yeah.
No, it's not.
It's about awesome people who don't get bullied and have seem like bullying is going to be a big part of the story. Oh, yeah. No, it's not. We're like awesome.
It's about awesome people who don't get bullied and have no obstacles
to overcome.
It's the feel-good movie
of the year. And the singing's all
a cappella, though.
Ultimately, it's about a
competition. Yeah, yeah.
But the new directions aren't
anywhere to be seen.
The One Direction? The new directions.
What's the new directions? That's one of the teams
in Glee, I think. Oh, fuck.
I'm pretty sure.
One Direction's one of the great
bands of all time.
Can we start a rumor that
One Direction makes a cameo in Pitch Perfect
so that the film makes buckets of money?
Well, you know what was funny?
I was flipping through, I landed
on HBO yesterday and they were showing Glee, the
concert movie in 3D.
It's the name of the movie and yet
no one's going to see it in 3D for the
rest of its existence probably.
Because when it's on TV, it's just
back to being a regular movie.
So it's weird they put it in the title.
But also that movie didn't do very well.
So who knows?
Who knows?
Who knows?
Uh-huh.
Who knows how much help they'd be?
Your movie's probably fine on its own.
Rebel Wilson's in it, right?
It's true, yeah.
She's hilarious.
She is that.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
So they show a lot of her saying a lot of funny things
in the trailer.
And then there's lots of singing.
And then Adam Devine from Workaholics.
So people that people in this room like.
Did you do your own singing?
Yep.
Yep.
What about...
They dubbed me over for Lil' Focker
as the young doctor singing scene.
Did Jackie Chan do it?
Garfoglu and Oates is here, everybody.
Yay!
They is here.
Let's start with Ricky.
Hi.
She just said something.
Hi, Ricky.
Hi.
Did you do that nude scene yet?
Yes, I did.
How did it go?
It was good.
I ate a lot when it was done.
I was in New Orleans for two weeks,
and the first week all I did was work out and not eat.
And then the second week all I did was drink and eat
and drink and eat, and then that was it.
It was weird, though.
I was with Rob Corddry and Keegan-Michael Key,
and they had clothes on, and I did not.
Did you do the robe between takes thing?
Or did you do the, I'm going to just stand here naked so everyone gets used to it?
Well, I got, so my character's coming out of a shower.
So I would just go back in the shower between takes.
So they didn't give me, because I had like body makeup and stuff on and I didn't want it to rub off.
You know.
Did the shower have a curtain?
You could just be like, see you guys.
Yeah, I would just go in and wait in the curtain.
Did you talk to them from behind the curtain?
No, I just sort of hung my head in the waiting.
I'm like, yeah, this is weird.
My vagina's out.
I'm going to go in this room and close the door.
And yeah, those guys are so nice,
and I don't even think they look down.
I really don't.
How many takes did it take?
Like 70?
We filmed for a while.
It's a long scene.
I have to hug both of them.
But isn't there at some point where they cut to an angle
where you don't have to be completely naked?
No.
They never did close-ups?
Oh.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Let's double-check.
Is this really a movie?
No, I've seen the behind-the-scenes
hidden camera shot they had in the shower
on YouTube, and it's great.
She looks great.
I was really tan.
I'll tell you that.
Oh, okay.
Oh, that's what the makeup was. Yeah, they painted really tan. I'll tell you that. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, that's what the makeup was.
They painted tan.
Yeah, they painted me tan.
It wasn't, they just like, just slathered it all over me.
And that, because the character would be tan or because?
No, because you look better.
I'm see-through in normal life.
They were like, this girl's like green.
You can see all her veins.
So they made me like more like human colored, I think.
I don't think anyone's going to watch it and go, she's so tan.
They're going to be like, wow, she's like slightly above see-through.
Yeah.
So, Ricky.
Yeah.
You have green blood.
I don't, I must.
I don't know.
I'm kind of bluish green.
I don't know.
Well, you should show him.
He's a doctor.
Yeah.
A young doctor. If I did like an online dating should show him. He's a doctor. Yeah. A young doctor.
If I did an online dating ad, that's what I would say.
Kate McHughie,
everybody.
Let's see what I wrote down for you.
I scribbled everything down
last minute today, and so I'm less prepared
than normal. No, I got nothing. We're good. All right, cool. Let's begin. There's got
to be something. Are you kidding me? Oh, yeah. What is Decoding Annie Parker? Oh. I looked
at your IMDb page.
Yes.
I don't know.
I mean, I do know it's a movie that I did last summer.
I don't know when it's coming out.
All I know is I got a Facebook message from somebody who I don't know that said,
Hey, saw a cut of Decoding Annie Parker.
Totally know how you feel.
I've been cut out of movies, too.
Don't you play a scientist in it or something? I did. did i played a scientist and they kept throwing me
crazy lines it's all about the breast cancer gene and it's uh my scenes are of helen hunt and uh
you know i they would throw me these very long like paragraphs about genetics and i'm not a
great memorizer i have to really work to memorize something so it was a very nerve-wracking and i
was like i don't know what I'm saying and I don't
look like a doctor and why'd you get cut out I'm probably I give you some tips if you want to make
so yeah I don't I really don't know what's happening with the movie it just says on IMDb
it just says in post-production oh so well I'll let you know what's happening with the movie. It just says on IMDb, it just says in post-production.
Oh.
Well, I'll let you know what happens.
It takes a long time to cut people out.
Yeah, that's true.
And who was it that wrote to you on Facebook?
I should have looked into it.
I should have written that.
Let me guess.
Cut out of movies.
Kevin Costner?
I think I would remember.
He was famously cut out of Chill Bill.
Chill Bill. Chill Bill.
By the way.
You mean the big chill?
No.
I mean, he had a part in Kill Bill.
No, yeah, Big Chill.
He was the dead guy.
He is kind of in it.
He's great in Chill Bill.
That sounds like somebody that works at a slurpee stand.
Like, okay, if you're going to the high school in Glee,
and you're walking down the hall,
and you're a nerd that gets slushies thrown at you all the time,
when you see someone holding a slushie,
would you go anywhere close enough to them
that they could throw it in your face?
Okay, next thing.
Enough about that
stupid show
that I like parts of.
Very small parts of it.
Let's just go down the road, starting with
Nick. Been to the movies lately?
No.
Okay, Anna?
Bye.
um no okay anna bye oh um i saw i have been to several but i will say i really liked um safety not guaranteed and then i didn't like some other movies that were other movies yeah i also have
seen a movie now okay oh what's that i saw your sister's sister another Mark Duplass film
that guy's on fire
he's on the league
Thursdays at 1030
but he's great in Safety Not Guaranteed
and Your Sister's Sister
he's really good
and then he's also got a movie he co-directed
with his brother coming out
Dodecathon
Dodeca Decathalogue
so yeah he needs to settle down coming out. Dodecathon? Dodeca decathelon? Yes, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, yeah, he needs to settle down.
Give somebody else a chance.
Like, it's been a weird summer
because, like, all the dwarves didn't,
they hired seven regular-sized men
to play the dwarves in Snow White and the Huntsman.
So a lot of little people, actors, got shut out.
They hired a youngish guy to play an old man in Prometheus,
so some old guy didn't get a job.
And there was a third example of something else
where it should have gone to the real thing.
Instead, they went with Hollywood magic.
I can't think of it, but I'll think of it later.
The movies that you didn't like,
no, I'm just kidding.
I'm not going to ask you follow-up questions about those.
Because you were being discreet.
You don't want to sit here and just slam.
Indeed, I was trying to be diplomatic.
But it is summertime, so, you know, unless you go see art films like Your Sister, Sister,
you know, there's some disappointing shit out there.
I would argue that Your Sister, Sister is, I mean, it's a smaller movie, but it's quite accessible.
It's not like artsy, crazy.
No, no.
Neither is Safety Not Guaranteed.
They're both quite charming.
They're just not big releases on tons of screens.
Let's just throw a couple fucking robots in them and see what we can do.
Just juice that first, you know, that opening month box office.
That's what they're after is that opening month.
That's what people don't realize.
Doug, do you edit these podcasts?
Oh, uh...
Madea. Madea took a job
away from a big black lady.
Nice name.
Nailed it.
I knew I could come up
with another one.
So, Kate, have you been to the movies?
Well, I went to the Hollywood Forever Cemetery to go see Chinatown the other day. But we got seated in a place where I saw more trees than the movie.
Like, I could see maybe a quarter of the screen.
And so I fell asleep.
And then I left about after 45 minutes.
Quick nap and off you go.
Yeah.
But I did have this like great, like I was like, wouldn't it be awesome if I just took a chainsaw right now and just like took down all these trees and solved everybody's problem for like, you know, the people in back of me and myself.
That was just like this vision I had.
I thought it would be amazing, but instead I took a nap.
that was just like this vision I had.
I thought it would be amazing,
but instead I took a nap.
Did the other people who had part of the screen blocked,
did they,
like what's the appeal
of watching part of a movie?
I don't know,
but they stayed.
And I think they're just like,
this is cool.
We're just like sitting outside a cemetery.
Yeah.
Watching, you know,
one,
either Jack Nicholson
or Roman Polanski,
depending on which side of the screen you could see.
You can make out with someone on a blanket
instead of watch the movie.
That's what I do when I go there.
Or you can sleep.
Yeah.
That's the difference in our personalities right there.
I think Faye Dunaway
is funny looking.
It's just like
all angles, like a bunch of paper airplanes
put together.
Okay, Ricky, it's your turn.
I was at Bonnaroo two weeks ago,
and we saw Bobcat Goldthwait's new movie,
God Bless America.
Oh, cool.
It was really good.
Extremely violent movie.
Yeah, yeah.
People in Australia love it.
Yeah, I'm not really spoiling anything,
but they kill a baby right at the beginning,
and then you're just like, all right, well, well I'll accept that and then it just goes
off from there. It's really good.
We've discussed
it on the show before but
the baby, you don't see
it gets shot by a
shotgun but it's off camera. You just see the
diapers and pieces of its flesh
falling from the ceiling. So it's not
too gross, yeah. And the blood
all over its mom
while she screams.
Like almost way more blood than there should be.
That's why it's funny.
A baby doesn't have that much blood.
You do go nuts with the blood.
There's a lot of blood in that movie.
So that's fun, I feel like, that sort of thing.
And oh, I should mention that you guys
brought a fun bag full of stuff.
You've got a poster.
Thank you very much.
You've got a poster that they both signed.
It's so much fun that they intentionally both have their eyes closed.
Yeah, we're hilarious.
Your album cover is always like, I'm always charmed by them.
You were disappointed in our first one.
You're like, why do you guys look so bad?
Because you did it on purpose.
Yeah, we did.
Yeah, yeah.
Success.
Yeah.
That's this one?
Yeah, that's the one you didn't like.
They're just like.
It's a great picture. We're landing from a jump. And so we one he didn't like. They're just like, bleh. It's a great picture.
We're landing from a jump, and so we're just sort of like, bleh.
It kind of looks like, you know, you can see all the equipment and stuff.
It looks like a session where this was just when we were standing around between pictures.
Right.
Just waiting.
Just looking like zombies.
To have your picture taken.
Yeah.
But then, slippery when moist.
We're in bikinis in the tub.
You're in bikinis in a bathtub.
And on the back,
they're all wet and sexy mouth.
We're covered in hair gel.
Yeah, and you're both looking like you're
about ready to make out in a cemetery.
Ricky had the great idea of
just getting hair gel
all over us, and that would be great.
And then I didn't think about my contacts,
and they kind of gelled over they just dried up everything
you never have to restyle your contacts
hello doctor they brought a one red cup in case you want to have a party alone
it's got a bunch of kazoos in it and a and a lighter and some
temporary tattoos temporary tattoos yeah i love that when somebody's gonna get a real one i bet
of this because it's a good tattoo someone got of you yeah when we were in cleveland someone got a
tattoo of your face and the doug loves movies theme right on their arm. It was pretty cool. Yeah.
It was pretty cool. If you like being weirded out.
I thought
it was cool. I took a picture with it.
That person is listening to this being so sad right now.
No, I think he knows
that it's insane.
I thought it was
sweet. It's the cartoon
from the logo. So it's a cartoon of my, it's not like a realistic depiction of my face. It's the cartoon, you know, it's from the logo.
So it's a cartoon of my, it's not like a realistic depiction of my face.
It's like the cartoon version.
But also another guy, I've probably told this story before,
but another guy at a show one time had me sign his chest.
And then the next time I came back, he had turned that into a real tattoo.
My signature on his chest.
That's like poking holes in a condom
how why how is it like that he's a doctor just believe him well because it's like he tricked you into into into giving a tattoo he tricked you into giving birth to your signature. Now I'm going to have to raise that tattoo as my
own if he dies.
Look, it's going to be difficult,
but I think you have it in you. I think
you have that instinct.
And then we have a...
You slowly learn that.
A I love
heart
Garfunkel and us.
T-shirt. because we're hilarious
we signed only our first names on the other one
have you seen Garfunkel notes
their merch is funnier than the show
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it's a great show and have you
had
written any new songs lately
yeah
we played three new ones on Friday Have you written any new songs lately? Yeah. New ones since the album?
Yeah.
We played three new ones on Friday.
And we just wrote a new one before we got here today.
One of them is called The Loophole.
And it's about Christian girls who saved their rigidity
till marriage by having anal sex.
And my parents were in the audience for that one.
So that was fun.
But they really liked it.
They actually did.
But my mom like was reading the lyrics and she goes,
you only had one spelling error.
That's all she said.
I'm like, all right, we won't discuss the whole
fuck me in the ass part.
We'll just leave that.
Yeah.
And so do you refer to the anus now as a loophole?
I will now.
Then we have 2931, which is we play the same girl two years apart singing about love.
And then...
So you sing that.
Oh, thank you.
And then one called The Fadeaway, which is how a lot of my friends break up with their guys they're dating,
which is by not telling them.
I'm just slowly fading it out.
Hey, I'm really busy. I'm so tired.
Next week.
Wait.
Does anyone hunger for games?
Now, I'm pretty sure all four of you are unfamiliar with,
or certainly have never played before,
the new game called ABC Deez Nuts.
And that is where we take turns,
the four of you take turns,
I don't play because I'm too good at it.
The four of you will take turns naming movies
that begin with
each letter of the alphabet
and so if we started with you
Ricky you would be A
and so you would have to name any movie
that begins with the letter A
Adjustment Bureau
I think that's called The Adjustment Bureau
thanks for playing
I just figured that those were silent Bureau. I think that's called the Adjustment Bureau. Thanks for playing. What?
I just figured
the thes were silent. Are they not?
No, I don't. Everybody goes
for that, and I don't blame them, because that's
how it would work in a civilized society.
But not this one.
When I'm in charge,
there's too many, you know,
it's harder to have to
not use the the movies.
Damn it. Unless you're on the letter T,
in which case, go crazy
with it. The adjustment beer.
Yeah, but so try another
letter A movie. Adam.
Yeah.
Was Rose Byrne in that?
And Kate Hudson.
And that guy that's married to Claire
Dames. That plays Adam. Yeah.
Hugh Dancy. Hugh Dancy, that's married to Claire Dames. That plays Adam. Yeah. Oh, Hugh Dancy.
That's right.
Hugh Dancy.
Hugh Dancy.
Here, Nick, you hold on to this so that you can sign it.
Oh, thanks.
Throw your shirt on the ground.
Okay, so you got Adam's.
You're good.
So then we go to Kate, and she has to come up with a B title
I'll go with another boy named Bobby
Yep
Oh, the Emilio Estevez?
Yeah
Okay
The way you said Bobby sounded like a cute little boy
As opposed to someone getting assassinated
Bobby!
Bobby!
Bobby! Anna! Bobby!
Anna gets the letter C.
Can't hardly wait.
Uh-huh.
I think this is going to be a good one.
And I came up with a twist
that you guys might enjoy.
Nick.
Devil Wears Prada.
The Devil Wears Prada. The Devil Wears Prada.
I had a feeling.
Since this is just the first round,
I won't throw you out yet. Try another one.
Any movie that begins with the letter D.
I'm totally blanking right now.
It's amazing.
Dune.
Dune. Nice. amazing. Dune. Dune, nice.
You guys are kind.
Now, like, now,
so you sort of see how this is going.
You can kind of think ahead to what letter
you might get to you next.
But when somebody misses,
we repeat that letter.
So just to make it harder again.
It's all about making it difficult.
All right, Ricky.
E.
Easy rider.
Mm-hmm. Kate. Francis. it harder again it's all about making it difficult all right ricky easy rider kate francis
that one sounds cute too instead of a about a woman in a mental institution
francis um giant giant what is that looks a little... Age.
Age.
Harvey.
Inventing the Abbots.
Jay.
Jay.
I can think of a Broadway play.
What's that called?
Jelly's Last Jam.
Same thing.
I like the way you said it.
Jelly's Last Jam.
Shoot.
J.
Whenever I play words with friends,
I always get caught on a J.
I don't know J words.
Juno.
The one that should have been really cute was like
Juno!
Can I do one that's not out yet?
No, I can do it.
As long as we know it exists, I guess.
Killer Joe, the one with, I can do King Kong
anyway, so fuck you guys.
I got a million of them leaving Las Vegas
made to order
oh my god
why am I freaking out
made to order
was Ally Sheedy
yeah yeah it was yeah Why am I freaking out? Mate to order was Ally Sheedy? Yeah.
Yeah, it was.
Napoleon Dynamite.
Yes. By the way, Ricky just
bluffed that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was the one, yeah.
Open Season?
Mm-hmm.
I'm not ashamed.
Big laugh in the back of the room on that one. P. The not confusing Prometheus. Yeah, if you guys can throw in a quick review fun. Queen of the Damned. Nice.
Rambo.
Stand by me.
The Devil Wears Prada.
Underworld. You have four Twilight movies to choose from
and that's what you do.
Underworld?
Underworld.
V for Vendetta.
Perfect.
W.
What Women Want.
Yeah, that's a lot of W's.
Yeah, that's three.
All W's all the time.
X. X.
X-Files.
The movie.
It's not X-Files.
Is it?
Fuck that.
Right? I'm right, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
I don't know what somebody just said, but please don't try to help.
Don't try to help.
As I'm saying don't try to help, the guy yells out,
Sir Xanadult.
Okay, there's five other movies to choose from now.
I got one.
Okay.
I hope.
Yeah?
The slightly less confusing X-Men?
Yes.
Yeah, you could do X-Men,
you could do X-Men First Class,
you could do X-Men Origins Wolverine,
you could do X2,
Xanadu, of course,
the aforementioned,
and Triple X,
and Triple X State of the Union.
Those are all of the X movies
for future players.
Ice Cube is at home
listening to this podcast.
We're like, that's right, motherfucker!
Why?
Your Highness.
Yes.
And Z.
Zoolander.
Zoolander, a classic Z title.
Yes.
Now here's what happens. We got through the alphabet. Yeah, it gets crazy. You're. Zoolander. Zoolander, a classic Z title. Yes. Now here's what happens.
We got through the alphabet.
Yeah, here's what gets crazy.
You're going to love this.
No, I won't.
Numbers.
Name a movie that starts with the number one.
Wait, can it be one like 12?
Yes, it fucking can.
Oh, I know alright if you say so
12 angry men
what's that?
1-2 angry men
I was totally relaxed
I was like I'm crazy and I'm out
yeah it's a nasty twist.
What's the movie that starts with the number two, Nick?
Two, Nick.
2000.
What?
2012?
Yeah.
Eat it, everybody.
Threesome.
Threesome.
That's a good one.
Was there a movie Four Feathers?
Yes.
Thank God there was.
Five Brothers?
Oh, yeah.
Six Degrees of Separation.
Seven.
Seven.
Oh, seven!
Amazing.
I'm like, what's a movie that starts with seven?
Oh, seven.
Right, yeah.
Anyway.
Okay, Kate, eight.
Eight is enough the movie?
Okay, you're out.
Eight, Anna.
Nine.
No, you're on eight. Wait, I have to do eight now? Yeah, yeah're out. Eight, Anna. Nine. No, you're on eight.
Wait, I have to do eight now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Eight and a half.
Yeah.
Fancy.
Cute dancing.
I'm pretty classy, so.
Just to be clear, I could just, you know.
Yeah, it's nine to you.
Nine and a half weeks.
Oh, yeah. I jerked off to that movie so much more than nine.
Wore out the tape on that one.
Okay, tell me if this counts.
Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny?
Ooh!
That's really good.
Yeah.
I was waiting for you to go through the same thing again
and go, 10, 10.
Because there's a movie called 10.
It's called The 10, isn't it?
Oh, but Eric, just 10.
See, I could have made it easy for myself.
Got any 11s, Anna?
Oh.
I wrote one down for each number.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah, this one's impossible. No, I have one. for each number. Really? Oh, yeah.
This one's impossible.
No, I have one.
Do you really?
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
I have no fucking idea.
All right. She's out.
Nick, you got an 11?
11.
Hold on.
Okay.
At least let me come up with something clever.
Okay, you're out.
I'm just dying to hear what Ricky has.
11-14.
What's that?
It's a movie that Hilary Swank was in.
He's not in.
11-14? 11-14, right? What's it about that Hilary Swank was in he's not in 11-14
11-14 right
what's it about
Hilary Swank was in it
she had braces
and she played
a convenience store worker
somebody back me up
somebody's seen this
see I feel like
I've listened to the applause
it's real
people are confirming
I thought that was
Karate Kid 4
the only 11
I could find
on
and by the way
you just won
Ricky's our winner but the only 11 I could find on, and by the way, you just won.
Ricky's our winner.
But the only 11 I could find on Leonard Maltin's app was 11 Harrow House.
I can't believe we didn't get that. And then my 12 was 12 Angry Men.
I'm pretty sure that was called.
13 going on 30.
14.08. 13 going on 30,
14,
Oh,
eight,
15 minutes,
16 candles,
17 again,
18 again,
1941,
20 bucks,
21.
And there is no 22.
That's where it would come to an end.
No matter what.
20 to life.
Yeah.
So next,
next episode, I'll have to think of another twist for ABCD's Nuts.
And now, Ricky gets to go first
in Build a Title.
Yay!
And your first title,
and then we'll go to Nick after Ricky.
The first title suggested by The Gruffoid,
G-R-U-F-F-O-I-D,
Gruffoid,
suggested
Gnomeo and Juliet.
Gnomeo and Juliet.
So you need something that ends in
Gnomeo
or begins with Juliet.
Or parts of those words, of course,
as always.
Got anything?
I'm trying to think of something that says O or starts with yet.
Or let.
Juliette.
Yet.
What is an O?
Just run through all the Hilary Swank movies.
Okay, you're out.
Yeah.
Just, you know, for the listeners at home
who might not
be incredibly familiar with how this
game works,
to remind them, Doug, it would be
great
to just have a slight,
slight more clarification
on the objectives
of this game that I love,
I know all the rules to it.
Basically, you need to use
part of one of the words.
There's clearly no movies that end
in no-me-o.
There's only one that begins in no-me-o.
No-me-o, Brother, Where Art Thou?
No.
It's got to
start with the part of either
Juliet or
Let.
You can use the last syllable. It has to be the beginning of either Juliet or let. You know, you can use the last syllable.
It has to be the beginning of the title, or
it has to end with... But it's not let, it's
Liet. Liet, yeah, yeah, you're right.
Liet. So Liet's not gonna
do anything. Not gonna do anything. Yeah.
Yet.
So you don't have anything? It's okay, you'll
catch up. Or it has to
end with a no?
With no.
With no.
Oh, okay.
I'm going to just, I could just slow the game down and think,
and so that's what I'll do.
No, I have no idea.
Okay, you're out.
Kate looks like she's going to have something. Okay, you're out. Is...
Kate looks like she's going to have something.
Kate, open her mouth.
What was that?
Because you got nothing, Anna?
Nothing?
Sorry, friends.
Kate, it's all right.
What was that movie, Smilla's something, Sense of Snow?
What was that?
Oh, Smilla's...
Sense of Snow.
Was that it?
I think so.
It was Snowmio and Juliet. There you go. Smilla's Sense of Snow. Was that it? I think so. Smilla's Sense of Snow, Mio, and Juliet.
There you go. Smilla's Sense of Snow, Mio, and Juliet.
That's good. You win.
You win.
The first round.
Oh. Yeah.
It keeps going.
For the record, I think some of the listeners at home
still don't understand.
I was trying to tell you duck your nose I've had people come on the show
multiple times and never
figure it out
some people can't wrap their head around it
it's interesting
but we'll start this next time
we'll start with Ricky
and we'll move this next time, we'll start with Ricky. Oh, no. And we'll move towards Kate.
And this was suggested by Harold Dactyl.
Like Terrell Dactyl, but Harold.
And the title is Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas.
So you need something that ends with Flint or begins with Vegas.
Oh. Oh.
Talk us through it
in the microphone. Is there like a Vegas baby kind of movie?
Vegas. Oh, I'm sure there is.
Vegas baby, yeah.
What is Flint?
Michael Moore does.
What? Michael Moore lives in Flint. Michael Moore does. What?
Michael Moore lives in Flint.
Okay, Kate.
Well, I was...
How about People vs. Larry Flint?
Wait.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good.
People vs. Larry Flintstones.
Viva Rock Vegas.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, there's also a movie called In Like Flint.
Anna?
Ordinary People versus Larry Flintstones.
What in Las Vegas?
Viva Las Vegas?
What is it?
Yeah, Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas.
Nicely done. Nick? So now you've got to end with in Aviva Rock Vegas. Nicely done.
Nick, so now you've got to end with ordinary or begin with Vegas.
Or begin with Vegas.
Or ass, yeah.
Or gas.
Oh, I just thought of one.
Oh, right.
just thought of one.
Oh, right.
Ordinary People vs. Larry Flintstones in Rock and... Viva Rock.
Viva Rock Vegas.
Assembly.
Oh, I had...
It was in my head.
I was like, batteries not included.
Were you trying to do Assembly some required?
Yeah. Yeah. Which in was like, batteries not included. Were you trying to do assembly sum required? Yeah.
Yeah.
Which in my head was batteries not included.
For Hume.
For Hume.
I'm out again.
All right.
So back to Kate.
Gasland.
To put on the end of Vegas.
That's the thing. Gasland. To put on the end of Vegas.
That's the thing.
What's Gasland?
It's that documentary.
Oh.
Yes.
We have confirmation.
There's a man with glasses on.
He watches documentaries.
Thank you.
Three libraries.
Yes.
So I thought of Gas Food and Lodging, but gas land is good. So we've got Ordinary People versus Larry Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas Gas Land.
Vegas Land.
Vegas Land.
And a quick reminder, I will be in Vegas on July.
You got anything for that, Anna?
You got anything for that, Anna?
Ordinary People versus Larry Flintstones in Viva Rock, Vegas, Land Before Time.
Whoa.
That's good.
That's impressive.
Adorable dinosaurs.
Well, now I feel silly wearing the pink juicy guitar sweatsuit.
Kate?
Could I say to die for ordinary people?
You know what I mean?
To die for ordinary people?
Yeah, I like it.
All right, cool.
Yeah, I like that a lot.
To die for ordinary people.
Could you say it a little cuter than that? To die for would have been a good
for the number two in the
ABCD's notes.
Although that's, well, I guess, yeah.
Two.
True.
Yeah, me?
To die for ordinary people
versus Larry Flintstone's
in Viva Rock, Vegas
land before time crimes.
There's no way I'm going to go through that.
I don't know what you just said.
Yeah, you don't have to say the whole thing.
She was just showing off.
Crimes and misdemeanors.
And misdemeanors, yes.
Crimes and misdemeanors.
We almost go crimes and misdemeanors, Crimes and misdemeanors. We almost go crimes and misdemeanors, ordinary
people, but nothing.
How?
Never mind, never mind.
It didn't work.
Okay, so you need to...
Wait, I thought it was pronounced
orzdenary people.
So that puts us back to
Anna needs something that ends with two or begins with meaners.
Meaners.
Meaners.
Oh, man.
Meaners.
Ners.
Oh!
Yeah.
Anything?
I think I'm just going to make us suffer
if I try and think of something that ends with two,
so I'm going to give this one up.
Meh.
Did you think of one, Kate?
You don't have to, but...
I mean, I was just thinking of, like,
that great movie, Orson Welles Saves the Day.
What? thinking of like that great movie orson welles saves the day what where does that fit but wait what about was it called orson welles and me or was it me and orson welles i think it was me and orson yeah but where would that fit anyway crimes and misdemeanor
orson welles oh that's good but that's just a made-up movie maybe one of the movies is called
like orson Welles Presents.
Oh yeah, probably.
It probably is.
Is that movie about like,
oh no, we've got this house full of cheap red wine
and we need someone to drink it under a day.
Who can we go to?
Or, all we got was wine for Christmas.
These are stupid Orson Welles Presents.
Two Divertinary People versus Larry Flint. was wine for Christmas. These are stupid Orson Welles presents. To Die for Ordinary
People vs. Larry Flint
Stones in Viva Rock
Vegas Land
Vegas Land Before
Time Crimes and Mr. Me
Mr. Me
Nurse Betty.
It's a TV show.
But
Kate is our winner of the whole...
What does she win?
Tell them, Doug.
Well, she wins the opportunity to go first
in the Leonard Maltin game.
Coming up right after
this name tag
selection process. Let's see
your name tags, everybody. Oh, look at that.
Look at you.
That's especially for you.
Just go grab the name tag
that you want to play for.
Lots of good ones.
I like that.
Look at Kyle.
Lots of good ones.
I like that.
Look at this.
Hey, Kyle.
I already have this.
Wait.
Look at that.
What is that?
Oh, my God. You did bring an ink bag from Australia?
That looks good.
Oh, this is it.
You got picked.
You got picked.
Good.
Is this edible?
What does this say?
Today?
Andrew from Australia bought that at Universal.
A huge donut.
Did you go on the Transformers ride?
I loved it.
You loved it?
Great.
I thought it said
gay balloon.
It broke down?
It's a fucking
motion simulator.
Don't they have
a stand-up
backup plan
that happens?
I thought this woman
was holding this
animal balloon
sculpture thing
but it is a hat
and I'm not
going to put it on.
Bless you though. I'm told it says a hat and I'm not going to put it on. Bless you, though.
I'm told it says
TIFF, but I don't personally
see it.
That little silvery, glittery
cowboy hat and those balloons.
She was wearing it. It was adorable.
And those pink balloons. Those would look great with your juicy couture
jumpsuit.
You're making it sound like I'm wearing it on the podcast.
No, I am. No, you're not. I think I'm wearing it on the podcast. No, I am.
No, you're not.
I think I'm wearing it.
Yeah, what you're wearing is decidedly unjuicy.
I mean, it's not.
I'm going to have glitter on me from this glitter hat, and people are going to think
that I was at a strip club, and I'm going to be like, yeah, yeah, deal with it.
Deal with it.
The night is young.
Yeah, girls can say that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was.
Yeah.
What about it?
Sexy.
Okay, so we'll start with Ricky. You got the... We didn't talk about mine. We got a huge donut. We're going to go down the line. What about it? Thank you. Okay, so we'll start with Ricky.
We didn't talk about mine.
We're going to go down the line and talk about it.
I'm just feeling really neglected over here.
I bet. Let's start
with Nick. Oh, me?
Yeah, what's your name tag? I mean, ladies first, but
okay.
This is, Kyle, I just chose
it because of how janky it looked, and then
I realized, ironically, it's the suitcase with the burst of yellow light coming out of it from Pulp Fiction.
And which I realized because I was watching it on YouTube today.
I watched like almost all of fucking Pulp Fiction on YouTube.
The chronological one?
Wait, which version?
No, completely out of order.
too. The chronological one? Wait, which version? No, completely
out of order.
Was it the one I
saw on YouTube, the one where they
put every scene in the right order? I just asked
that. Yeah, yeah. God.
No, I just was watching
scenes from Pulp Fiction. That's a great
movie.
It is really good. It's a great film.
But when they did that, it was
really interesting to watch it that way.
Can I ask you a question about that?
Mm-hmm.
You know in the beginning it's like Frank Whaley and the two other dudes,
where they first get the suitcase.
How are those dudes, what are those dudes doing holding on to that suitcase?
Like why don't they just send Travolta and fucking Sam Jackson,
get that shit direct. To get it in the first place?
Yeah. You trust fucking Frank Whaley with a suitcase full of magic.
I just saw something recently where they never told you what was inside a case.
It's Kyle.
There's Kyle.
Okay, so then, what's the name of the balloon lady hat thing, Anna?
Tiff.
Tiff.
Right?
Yeah.
Does anyone see Tiff?
I will hold it in several directions.
No, it's okay.
It's more charming.
Don't fix it.
Oh, I see it.
Oh, I see.
This was two, that's an F and that's an F together, right?
I feel like I'm looking at like a magic eye poster and I was always the one who never could see it.
And I'd be like, oh, it's a dinosaur.
And then Kate has a little ukulele that says Evangeline on it.
Did I pronounce that right?
Yeah.
Very nice.
And don't read the shithead on the back.
I almost did and then I remembered.
And then Andrew from Australia went to Universal today,
and he brought a big... A big donut.
A big pink donut.
So that looks good to me.
Yeah, because you're eating for not having to be nude.
Yeah, exactly.
I'm eating like I'm not going to ever be naked in a movie again.
So, yeah.
We'll see how this one works out.
Maybe you'll get cast as the girl that's willing to be naked.
Cross my fingers.
Cross your legs.
Yeah.
All right, let's play the Letter Mold game.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
Let's play the Letter Mold game.
Let's do it.
Yeah.
And that was also,
I included the Scott Pilgrim vs. the World in the prize bag also because, of course,
Anna plays the sister in that.
Older sister.
I have prizes in my purse.
I just, they're not out here.
It's not anything good.
Are they Werther's originals
should have unwrapped those before the show all right I'm going to start with
Kate because she won the build a title and then we'll head off in the other direction there to Anna will be next.
She's putting the TIFF hat balloon thing down.
It's certainly one of the more unusual name tags I've ever come across.
It stands up.
For those of you at home, it looks like the gayest hat in the world.
like the gayest hat in the world.
It's a tiny sparkly cowboy hat attached to a
bunch of pink balloons.
Your category options
are
your first option submitted on
Twitter from Wilson Cody.
Cody is spelled with a K.
Wilson Cody suggested Kangaroo Jack City.
And this is movies where iced tea plays a kangaroo.
Movies where iced tea plays a kangaroo.
That's real?
I'm guessing you won't pick that category.
Then at
Satori80 suggested
Ghost Propofol,
which
is movies that have Michael Jackson songs
in them.
And at
Aaron D. Gleason suggested
Mad Props,
which is movies in which a character is killed by a propeller.
I'd like to go with Ghost Pro-Fa-Fall.
Okay.
I know, it's a hard word, right?
Yeah.
You get three different movies to choose from
that have a Michael Jackson song prominently featured in them.
Okay.
From 1981, 93, or 2004.
2004.
2004 movie that has a Michael Jackson song in it.
Gets two and a half stars from Leonard.
He says about this movie that it is a...
He says that one of the actors is also good. What? That's a terrible clue. One of the actors is also good. What?
That's a terrible clue. One of the actors
is also good.
So we've established there's at least two
good actors.
There's at least two good performances in this
movie that Leonard doesn't say
a single thing about it that doesn't
absolutely give it away.
He says
that the movie's energized
by the irresistible charm of the lead performer in the movie
and that someone else in it is also good.
And it's got a Michael Jackson song
featured in it quite prominently,
and there are nine names.
I can tell you the first two.
Wait, wait, wait a second. Slow down.
In negative two?
You've got to bid first. Oh. names? I can tell you the first two. Wait, wait, wait a second. Slow down. A negative two? You gotta go, you gotta
bid first. Oh. So
how many names do you think you need out of
nine? Or
are you saying you want to go negative two?
Negative two.
You can name the movie and name
the top two billed performers in the
right order. Yes. Alright, so
that puts
that puts Anna in a very terrible position because
pretty much all you can do is say name it right all right so what's the movie
called 13 going on 30 yes who are the two top build in the correct order well
top build is the number one would be Jennifer Garner and the second would be Mark Ruffalo
correct Top build is? Number one would be Jennifer Garner. And then secondly, Mark Ruffalo. Correct.
Wow.
Wow.
I really love that movie.
What's the Michael Jackson song?
Thriller.
They do the Thriller dance.
At a dance.
That's like a whole four. Mike had lawsuits. It was hurting for cash. That's like 2004. Mike had lawsuits.
It was hurting for cash.
He's like, yeah, so you
thriller.
I have all these life-size elephants
that I need bronzing.
He bronzed live elephants, guys.
People forget that.
But we need to carry on his glory.
Tell the world his story
of looking like a prehistoric lesbian.
Okay, Nick, you get to pick the next category.
I do?
Okay.
Would you like... Michael Jackson looks like Faye Dunaway.
Sorry.
I'll do.
I'll do.
Would you like...
Patton Oswalt recently revealed his top five favorite movies on Rotten Tomatoes.
So it could be one of Patton's top five.
Or would you like...
At A Balls with a Z44 suggested,
Yuck!
And there's three C's and four H's.
And it's an actual quote from a Leonard Maltin review
that he said about some movie.
Yuck!
With all those extra letters.
It's not like him to spell wrong.
He must have really hated it.
Or, me love you wrong time.
Wait, is this movie called Young Doctor?
Me Love You Wrong Time is time travel romance movies.
I want to...
Somebody like that.
So what do you want, Patton's top five?
I feel like we should hear about Patton's top five.
Yeah, okay.
They're all going to be so fucking obscure
and amazing.
Well, since it's Patton, three of them
were like, you know, I think
before we were keeping track of years.
So we don't even know
when they were made. But he did like
two semi more modern
movies. And so you get to
choose between 1974
or 1981. Oh my god. I mean to choose between 1974 or 1981.
I mean, 1981.
Okay, 1981.
What am I doing? What kind of decisions do I make
in my life?
Leonard and Patton are at loggerheads over
this one because Leonard only gives it
three and a half stars. Clearly not
one of his top five favorite of all
times. He calls this movie
um... Leonard and Patton have come to blows. one of his top five favorite of all times. He calls this movie...
Leonard and Patton have come to blows.
Wait, does that mean they fought?
They fought.
Or they saw Chinatown in a cemetery. He says about this movie
that it is
has a
trend-setting visual design
and
it's
a sequel.
Okay.
Seven
names are listed.
How many names do you think you can get?
Patton's top five
movies, 1981.
I'll say six.
Three and a half stars.
Smart opening bid. We go to Anna. I'll say six. Three and a half stars. Smart opening bid.
We go to Anna.
I'll say five.
Kate.
I'm going to say name that movie.
To me.
How many names did she get?
Five.
Five?
All right.
What do you think the odds are, Doug?
I'm not feeling good about it.
Okay.
Sorry.
He asked me.
No, then it'll be really impressive if you come up with it.
Yeah.
Don't get your hopes up.
Okay.
Here are the five names.
I only know one of these people.
Oh.
Kjell Nielsen.
Kjell, K-J-E-L-L.
Is that how you pronounce that?
Kjell.
Emil Witty.
Wait, Emil Minty.
Emil Minty.
Emil is spelled E-M-I-L.
Emil.
Emil. Emil.
E-M-I-L.
It's like E-M-U, but with an I and an L.
E-M-I-L.
E-M-I-L.
E-M-I-L.
Virginia Hay.
Hay is spelled H-E-Y.
Virginia Hay!
Mike Preston and Vernon Wells.
Are the five names.
Your patent really messed with you on this one.
I have no idea.
Does Andrew know it?
It's a sequel. What was the name you did?
Vernon Wells was the name I knew. That was Andrew's best name. What's a sequel that younon wells this was the name i knew that was andrew what's the sequel that
you think maybe came out in 81 oh uh i don't know that's a hard it's it's definitely can i
can i make a guess yeah well nick's nick's got a guess porky's too
patten's such a weirdo He's too.
Patton's such a weirdo.
This gentleman thinks he knows it.
Road Warrior is the answer.
Road Warrior.
Was the other one the good, the bad, and the ugly?
What's that?
Was the other one the good, the bad, and the ugly?
No, the other one was Taking of Pelham 1, 2, 3.
The original. It's literally the only movie I've Pelham 1, 2, 3. The original.
It's literally the only movie I've ever heard him talk about,
so I just thought.
What were the other three?
I forget, but they were all even older than these movies.
These are the more recent ones that old man Oswald likes.
But Kate McHughie, for the win, you won the whole thing just now.
Wow.
So I want to see who she wrote as the shinhead on the back,
because we're not going to say it at the end,
but I'm curious as to who it is. And does she get to keep the ukulele or do you want it back no i wouldn't it's your ukulele i wouldn't take your ukulele away from you why not wow i wouldn't have been able to pronounce
that yeah you did because beth tis kevich beth tiskevich nesbitt is a shithead.
But I'm not going to say that.
I'm sorry. I'm just not.
But you get all the prizes. Congratulations.
Congratulations.
And Nick has to sign the shirt.
Let me get him a sharpie.
Who do you want him to come from?
I got a silver Sharpie that you can...
Wait, what?
I said I'm a man of my word.
I said I'll sign anybody's name.
Oh, yeah.
Whose name do you want him to sign?
Yours.
All right.
Write Mark Duplass on it.
Sign it Young Doctor.
Oh, Young Doctor.
Young Doctor Nick Kroll.
And you have a sketch show coming up on the television.
I do.
It's called Kroll Show.
It's going to be on Comedy Central.
As I literally bend over in front of the audience.
Hey.
Hey.
Nice loophole.
Good thing they had the lid on it. That would have been crazy.
Call me, maybe.
Oh, I'm still stirring in my phone like it's going to do something.
That was an exciting game.
Oh, here's your Andrew has a shithead that I'm going to say. And what about the pink balloon deal?
You don't know?
You can't think of anyone that you think is a shithead?
George.
The ghost.
Who? don't know? You can't think of anyone that you think is a shithead? George Augusto.
Who?
My old boss is a shithead.
Oh, okay.
George Augusto?
Augusto. Oh, ghost.
I thought she said
a ghost named
George.
George, he's a ghost named George. George, he's a ghost though.
George O-gust.
O-a?
Like August with an O.
Yeah, Augusto.
Jorge Augusto.
Augusto, okay.o. Augusto.
Okay.
Like, kind of, almost like Augustus Gloop.
Are you a betting woman that he's not listening to this?
Former boss, though, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, former boss, so that's cool.
And then, did... He must have been a real asshole.
Does the...
Does the Kyle name tag have a shithead written on the back of it?
Don't say it out loud if it does.
What?
Just pass it down.
Just pass it down.
Okay.
He was ready to read it out loud.
There's interesting recurring themes happening in the program this evening.
Like 13 Going on 30 came up a couple of times,
and this name,
this is one of the stars
that I mentioned earlier.
But didn't you bring up
13 Going on 30
a couple of times?
Yeah.
It's interesting.
That's actually true.
Because I brought it up every time.
No, it could have not been chosen
in the Leonard Maltin game.
It was just in there, ready to pounce.
You could have made sure that it wasn't chosen by not including it.
Interestingly enough.
I can't think that fast.
I can't think on the fly.
I'm just thinking about Patton and Kate on their first date.
Sort of like, so what's your favorite movie?
And Kate's like, 13 Going on 30.
And he's like,
Perky's too.
I did see that.
That movie is probably one of the more
bearable, quote
unquote, chick flicks for
a dude to see. Yeah, yeah.
But my favorite is While You Were Sleeping.
Yeah, I can't stand that. Oh, it's so good. Ricky and I always have a debate. I. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but my favorite is while you were sleeping. Yeah, I can't,
I can't stand that.
Oh, it's so good.
Ricky and I
always have a debate.
I can't tolerate that.
Ricky and I fight
about it all the time.
Not all the time,
but a lot.
Fight about it?
We do.
He's in a coma.
It's sick.
She has sex with his brother.
She pretends to be
in his family.
It's really gross.
She just,
the grandma has
a heart condition
and she can't tell
the truth because grandma might have a heart attack so she lies that's a
perfect explanation that's the one thing you can count on in a Sandra Bullock
comedy or a romantic comedy is yeah absolute impeccable logic from start to finish. They always all make sense.
The Glass House?
What's that one called?
Lake House.
You're thinking of a Lili Sobieski film.
I'm not, but I am now.
Doesn't the Lake House have a magic mailbox?
Yes, it does.
No logic breaks in that one.
Lake House is about the same girl singing about herself two years apart.
Oh, see.
No, the mailbox is a few years apart.
Oh, gotcha. Like Keanu's sending letters to her from the future or from the past.
Was that in your time traveling romance category?
No.
Weird.
Interesting.
There's only a handful of time travel romance movies.
There's Time After Time. Time Traveler's Wife. Yeah. interesting there's only there's only a handful of time travel romance movies there's time after time
time traveler's wife
yeah
and um
somewhere in time
somewhere in time
yeah
alright
back to the future
I just
with the lake house
like if they just
like
they were supposed to be
in that movie together
and then Keanu
they like
it was like
Keanu's gotta shoot
Matrix 3
so he's not technically
available
but he has a window in August,
and I'm like,
fuck it,
we'll do a rewrite.
Fuck it.
There's a magic mailbox.
They can't be seen together.
It was just going to be
the two of them in a lake house?
Yeah, yeah, fuck it.
We'll shoot Sandra out,
and then we'll fucking,
I don't know,
two years in the future.
I don't know, fuck it.
It'll be about letter writing.
Yeah.
You never have to have them
in the scene together.
They probably have a scene together
at the end or something, right?
Don't they overcome the two-year problem?
That'd be weird if they didn't.
Have you seen it?
I haven't seen it, no.
I think I've seen it.
I kind of want to see it now.
I hope the cemetery plays it.
Oh, so you just want to see parts of it?
Yeah.
A third of it, preferably.
Are there Garfogel and Oates live appearances coming up that people can hear about?
They can get our special on On Demand, our Comedy Central special.
Oh, that's cool.
The half hour.
The half hour.
They call them now?
Yes.
We're going to be in Philly in August.
I don't know what else.
Oh, yeah.
You are going to be in Philly.
I saw a tweet today announcing that you're going to be at the same club I am.
It announced both of us at the same time.
Are we there at the same time?
No.
Ah, darn it.
Just, you know, guess who's coming?
Yeah.
Garfugle Notes and Doug Benson.
We've left you notes.
Separate tickets needed.
We've kind of had our own lake house where we've left you notes in green rooms at other places.
Yeah, you do leave adorable notes for me.
When we know Doug's coming in like a month, we'll leave him a note.
That's some lake house shit.
That's what Anna just said.
I couldn't tell
if someone had said that or if I had heard that
in my head.
Like Kiana was whispering to me from the future.
So Paranorman out
this summer? Out in August.
August, and then... It's perfect!
And then End of Watch before that, I think.
Oh, what's it called? End of Watch.
And what's that about? It's like cops
and blood. Oh, oh, oh!
In the trailer, there's a cute shot of you
dancing around in a wedding dress.
Yes, there is indeed. Yay!
Yeah, spoiler alert.
I like it.
Yeah, spoiler.
The trailer is adorable.
It does look,
but it also looks like a violent movie.
It is, yeah.
I felt really upset leaving
and I was like,
is that good?
Are you supposed to feel like that?
Because it's an upsetting movie.
I've never been in a movie
that's not like,
everything's going to be okay.
Cheer up.
Chin up.
Y'all shoot a baby?
I don't.
Yeah.
And Nick's show is debuting on Comedy Central.
In January.
Oh, okay.
I'll be in San Diego the week after Comic-Con, whatever.
Like the San Diego doing stand-up.
American Comedy Company, is that what it's called Company I don't know if that's Madhouse
maybe
Beecher's Madhouse
I don't know
I'm not sure
San Diego
I'll be in San Diego
Just wander around looking for Nick
Why get into specific dates
or venues?
Just figure it out, you guys.
It's like a treasure hunt.
I'll be there at some point.
Find Nick Kroll.
You're not going down to Comic-Con?
I will be down there, probably.
Oh, okay, I'll see you down there for that.
I'm going to bring a bunch of Coke down there.
If you want to do a bunch of Coke with me down there, we can do a bunch of coke down there? Do you want to do a bunch of coke
with me down there?
Do a bunch of coke.
All right.
All this time
without trying it, I might as well, right?
The harder you get, the better
your heart can take it.
When you do it
that first time.
Well, a round of applause for my marvelous, amazing guests,
Nicole, Anna Kendrick.
Ricky's trying to give the food back.
That's for you.
Okay, thank you.
He came all the way from Australia
for you to have that.
Kate McEuchie, Ricky Lindholm,
thanks, you guys.
Thank you you guys.
As always,
George Augusto is a fucking shithead.
The jerk.
And,
which one of these is better?
Oh, I like the way you worded this,
so that's why it's going to go last.
Emilio Estevez is a shith better. Oh, I like the way you worded this, so that's why it's going to go last. Emilio Estevez
is a shithead, and
recent Nicolas Cage is a
shithead.
Thank you.