Doug Loves Movies - Arden Myrin, Chad Opitz, Anna Roisman, Amy Schneider and Geoff Tate guest

Episode Date: January 26, 2024

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Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey everybody My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Oh, beautiful.

Music to my ears. Recording on Sunday afternoon, January 21st, 2024, as part of SF Sketch Fest in San Francisco, California! Yay! Applause Sketch Fest in San Francisco, California! Oh, man, we are at the Gateway Theater, which is not a gateway to drugs. It's a gateway to good times, man. And I brought a prize bag today that is filled with my dirty laundry.

Now, it's a big laundry bag from a company called On the Road, again. And what they do is they supply things to bands and comedians like traveling performers. They hook them up with stuff. I assume it's a non-profit. And so they gave me several of these big laundry bags that are very cool, so I'm giving one of those away today. And then here's what's inside of it.

This is a pillow that I got when I saw a musical at the Bourbon Room in Los Angeles called Rock of Ages. Rock of Ages pillow. Pretty nice. And then, just threw it on the floor. And then this was said to me by the lovely people at the studio that released the movie The Holdovers, which is like, looks like it's got a chance to win Best Picture at the Oscars. And this is a sweatshirt of the fictitious college is there real college or fictitious Barton College from the Holdovers a big giant extra large sweater I thought about keeping that one because usually when I get

stuff it's it's too small for me that was just the right fit but I wouldn't want anyone to think I went to college. You know what I mean? I'm supposed to be a glowing example of somebody made it work without college. No college and a little weed and look at me. And then this is my favorite thing that's in here. There was like a adventure movie that came out during the pandemic. I think it starred that guy that's in all the adventure movies that aren't good. And so I think it's called, the movie's called Greenland, I think. But they sent me an amazing blanket just to celebrate that motion picture.

And I haven't really figured out anything to do with it, so I figured I could give it away. And now here's the best part about this prize package today is that whoever wins it, if they don't want it or don't feel like taking it on the BART or whatever, just give it to the first homeless person you see. Right? I mean, maybe even do that anyway. I don't know.

But, you know, it's a lot of nice, warm stuff in there, as it turns out, and a pillow. Alright. Which I would very much enjoy seeing an unhoused person enjoying the Rock of Ages pillow. Like it just says Hollywood

right there, and they're just having a nap. Okay, so anyway, that's what somebody's going to win today. Before I bring out my guests, let's talk about my upcoming dates in a segment I call Doug Plugs. People try, but it's just not, you don't have real enthusiasm for it. People try, but it's just not, you don't have real enthusiasm for it. This Friday, today, if you're listening, this episode is going to come out this Friday. So if you're listening, today I am performing, or this evening rather, at the Earl Theater in Atlanta. And then tomorrow, Saturday, January 27th, I'm at the 40 Watt in Athens, Georgia at 420. 27th. I'm at the 40 Watt in Athens, Georgia at

420. The Benson Movie Interruption is back at Dynasty Typewriter on Tuesday night, February 6th. And, oh, who's going to the interruption show here tonight? Yay! I'm finally, finally, you know, it's

been years in the making because the Fast X, the 10th movie in the fast and furious saga if you don't call if you don't count uh calvin and hobbs i mean hobbs and shaw uh the 10th movie uh finally came out uh you know just after pando and i always i love interrupting i've done interruptions of several of the fast and furious movies here in san francisco at sketch fest and so i just have been just sitting on this one waiting. I haven't seen it yet.

So I'm very excited to watch it with some of you tonight and a bunch of terrific guests. But speaking of terrific guests, well, first I have to say this. For all my dates and deets, go to DougLovesMovies.com. That's DougLovesMovies.com! Yeah! Caw-caw!

Wallet! Hey, dance. One person got it right. And then some other people did the shh. That was great. Okay, thank you very much, everybody. Are you ready to meet my guests? It's an incredible lineup of favorites from the show

and one exciting new addition. Please give a big warm welcome to Arden Marine, Chad Opitz, Anna Roisman, Amy Schneider, and Jeff Tate. What a fancy bunch of individuals. Let's meet them individually. And, of course, as I like to do, alphabetically, by first name, wish me luck. I hope I get it right. Our first guest I'd like to introduce is a first-time guest on the show, who happens to be a Jeopardy super champ it's Amy Schneider this is this is

exactly why I picked the name Amy so that I would be first on this show right yeah you don't usually get a go by alphabet a alphahuh that was like an updating of porky pig like foul-mouthed porky pig fuck it but thank you for being here amy i really appreciate it because uh i love jeopardy and uh you are now the fourthopardy champion to be on the show. Yeah. And that's what I call Ken Jennings. I don't call him the host. I call him a champion.

And the second most successful out of those four, just to be clear. I love it. I mean, yeah, it's absolutely true. I mean, one of them is a buddy of mine who won four times. So that, you know, I call him a champion. It's not bad. Four isn't bad. It doesn't suck.

Oh, my God. I love it. So, yes, thank you for being here. And do you have any opening remarks you'd like to make? Thank you. It's a weird question. Have you prepared a statement, Amy? Thank you for having me.

Oh, that's a very nice statement. I appreciate it, and thank you for being here, and moving, oh, an alphabetic Oh no, we gotta jump around. Get up your seat and jump around. Ladies and gentlemen, she, speaking of trivia, she was the host of the very entertaining HQ

trivia that you could get on your phone for many years and now she's here with us today. It's Anna Roisman that was the best explanation of HQ trivia yeah I didn't know I got stumbled over because it wasn't really an internet game show necessarily yeah I couldn't do it on a computer yeah it was just on your phone just on the phone but it was, and you hosted it often and were great at it.

Thanks, Doug. I even got to be on HQ After Dark one time, which you might be able to find on YouTube, the episode I did with Matt Richards and Anna Roisman, where the point was to get drunk and host the show. So we had a good time. I think we were stoned for that one. We were in theme.

Matt got stoned just for that one? Matt probably got stoned for all of them. Everyone, that's right. But let's not drag his name through the mud. He is not here right now. But thank you for being here, Anna. It's your first time in San Francisco ever. Ever, yes.

You know, she's almost in her 20s, and she's never made it to San Francisco, so that's exciting. You know what's funny, though? I used to be an assistant, like, 10 years ago, and my boss would always come to San Francisco, so, like, my brain knows, like, streets and restaurants and hotels.

I'm like, oh, I know this town. I've just never set foot in it. Your boss was too cheap to fly you up here? Yeah, honestly, yeah. They had a lot of money. You're right. I should have gone. What the hell happened there?

I mean, if there's any better reason to invent a time machine and go fix that situation. Exactly. You're in it, yeah. To be an assistant again. No, I'm good. I'm okay. What's your number one

favorite thing that's happened in San Francisco? What do you like most about it? Assuming you like it. Yeah. I like it. Well, you're going to laugh. I hope so. I took a walk the other day and I walked up a giant hill and I was like, wow,

this is a hilly city. And then. They call her Captain Observation. But then I found a Sephora and I was like, oh, my God, I made it. Like they rewarded me, you know. It was great. There's so many great things in this town if you just walk up a hill. My boyfriend's like, have you seen the bridge?

I'm like i found sephora i'm okay i'm pretty sure i've been to that sephora i think i know the one you mean yeah yeah you know it's great it's pretty exciting i was into it yeah i'm the same way with their many dispensaries you walk up that hill and you find it also joining us today is another favorite of mine who's been on the show many times and i was just on her podcast will you accept this rose yesterday on this very stage it's arden marine hi hi hi doug you were so funny yesterday oh thanks well let's see what i can pull off today i believe in you let's try to live in the moment. I love it.

But thank you for having me yesterday. When does that episode, when can people hear it? It's going to go up tomorrow because the premiere episode of The Bachelor is tomorrow night, so we did draft picks. Oh, okay. Even if you don't watch the show, Doug is on fire talking about his high school yearbook and the photo of his high school yearbook. He's like, you see this locker? I'm just going to say it. Yeah.

Since you've already set it up, I might as well say it was a picture of the lockers at my high school. And I was in one of them when it was taken. It just made me laugh so hard. So I point to it. It's his favorite photo from his high school yearbook. I just love Doug Benson. I didn't like my posed photo, but that one was really a good picture. It was a good picture of me.

Yeah, it was good. Yeah. But yes, thank you for having me on. Thank you for being here. I'm so happy to be asked. I'm going to get creamed. You never know. You never know what's going to happen. You never know what's gonna happen because for instance arden you're sitting next to a man who he might have thought he was never gonna win

okay and he has okay okay okay you i see you it's chad opitz Chad Opitz! Yeah! Wow. Hello. How you doing, buddy? I'm good. I recently moved to L.A. The Sephora's there. Not as cool. Not as good.

Not as good there. Not as good. At least you found it. Yeah. You've got fun glasses. Thank you. They're festive. Green and red. Yeah.

Christmas. Yeah. It's too late for them, but you're wearing them. I'm not very punctual. Is it God? Does it sound like the whole room is vibrating? Whose mic is too close to whose mic? I think we're good now.

Okay. So, Chad, thank you for being here. You were recently on the show in Sacramento, and there was a situation where one of the other guests was called the quote-unquote winner with an absolute lie of an answer. And so, yeah, so I apologize to you. Oh, what?

I'm just now learning this. I was like, I don't think Michelle Pfeiffer's in the first Ant-Man movie. Yeah, we went back and forth about that. I don't think so. And I was like, all right't think Michelle Pfeiffer is in the first Ant-Man movie. Yeah. They were like, we went back and forth about that. I don't think so.

And I was like, all right, I'll give it, but I'm done. Yeah. I found out later, I just made a judgment call because you were up

against a nice lady that came up out of the audience to participate and we're going to have her back on the show sometime soon. But I consider the two of you finishing in a tie.

That's going to go in the official record books. Thanks, Doug. So you don't worry about it. I'm not fine. I was waking up in a cold sweat like, oh! And finally, a man

who probably looks to a lot of you right now like a floating beard and face because he's wearing the same color as the backdrop behind him. It's Jeff Tate! There it is.

There you go. Yeah, we can't stop that from happening. Why would you want to? I wouldn't. That's just built into the mix here at Douglas Movies now, that everyone's going to chant for him. How are you doing, buddy? I'm doing great. I love it.

I walked up a hill and found some cool shit. It's a fun town. Everywhere's uphill. It's fun. Didn't you go up a hill and come down an Englishman or something like that? I did, governor. You're going to be participating in the Fast X interruption this evening.

And you will be the one person on the panel who's seen the movie already. I've seen it. Oh, you did? Yeah. Why did you see Fast X? I see every Fast and Furious movie opening night. Including Hobbs and Shaw. I fucking love action movies. Duh.

Are you kidding me? It's the best franchise ever. Family, family, family. Damn. You didn't know that? I love that. They should make a Fast Bachelor. Yeah. You want to be my family? I think Arden just won this show.

Oh my god. Finally. I think Arden just won this show. Oh, my God! Finally! All right, well, before we play our games today, I would like to ask each member of the panel, we'll start on the other end there with Jeff, because he's probably going to stick with the same answer he gives every time. I don't know. I don't know if he's going to change it the same answer he gives every time. I don't know.

I don't know if he's going to change it up today. We'll find out. But I'm asking everybody, your favorite film from last year, your favorite film from 2023. Obviously, we didn't all see all the movies. But just pick one that you did see that you enjoyed the most. And Jeff, are you sticking with? Yeah, I feel

like I have to, right? You don't have to if you saw something you like more in the interim, because there's a lot of movies... Have you seen The Holdovers? I have not seen it, no. Everybody raves about it. Everybody that sees it. I haven't seen it yet either. So I'm not picking my favorite of the year until I at least

see that. Maybe I'll do that. You think it's better? You think that are there more? Is there more? Is there better karate than in the Ninja Turtles movie? Paul Giamatti is great at karate in that movie. Wouldn't you see a movie called Giamatti Karate? That would kick ass.

Yes, I would. Ticket! Paul Giamatti has an actual show at Sketchfest, I think next weekend or the weekend after, so you should, Chad, you should corner him and pitch that. Let's do this. Giamatti Karate. Giamatti Karate.

Oh, my God, I would watch that so much. Oh, easy. And then just be like, Paul, that's all I got. Where's my check? Eh? Yeah. When do I get paid? All right, so Jeff's going with

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem. That's his favorite movie of last year. Do not laugh at him. He's sensitive. It's a real Dark Horse Oscar contender too, you guys. Best picture? I smell it. You guys want to walk up a hill

and watch it later? I do. You like hills and mayhem? Anna Roisman, what's your favorite movie last year? I wanted to brag to you. I was on the nominating committee, so I got all the screeners, so I saw a bunch of them, but you're going to, I just found out.

I'm going to what? You're going to hate the one I... Megan was 2023, right? January, I think, yeah. I was obsessed with Megan. Like, I saw it three times. It was a weird thing to be obsessed with. I loved that movie. I was gonna go with Maestro

and I'm like, I don't know, I think Megan tops that. Is she pronouncing the title wrong? I think it's Mithregan. Is that what it's... I think it's Mithrigan. Is that what it's? Yeah, yeah. Yes. I think it's called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Megan Mayhem. I feel bad for her because Barbie swooped in and just took away the Megan doll.

It was like she got axed fast. Yeah, but I loved that movie. Did anyone else like that movie? Yeah. Okay. That is funny that another doll movie came along and one-upped Megan. But Megan

and a Barbie fighting would be fun to watch. That would be a good sequel. Yeah, Barbie karate. What about Paul Giamatti fighting? Fighting Megan? Megan and doll Giamatti.

Doll Giamatti, All Giamatti. Yeah, baby. Oh, shit. We're writing the script right now. We've written the title. Damn. That's all we've got. That's all you need with some of these dumb movies these days.

His Fast and Furious movie could be Giamatti Maserati. Oh! Points! Thank you. I'm so stupid. Arden's going to be on After Midnight soon. Yes! And I'm doing it on Tuesday.

Yeah, girl. I hope you win. The new host, Taylor Tomlinson, is great, and she doesn't yell points at the contestants. She just laughs and then presses a button, and your score goes up. Okay. Good to know.

It's a slightly different vibe, but it's still super fun. Okay. All right. Chad. Well, I picked the holdovers, but I'm going to go with my favorite. I love horror movies, so my favorite horror movie from 2023 was Talk to Me. That was great.

I like that. That was an excellent horror movie. I think you brought that up back when we were asking for favorite horror movies. I think you mentioned it then, so you're really sticking with that one. Yeah, that was really good. I don't know.

I think it was an Australian movie. People loved it, yeah. I don't know any of them. Yeah, it's intense. Yeah. Yeah. All right It's intense. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Arden.

I loved Bottoms. I loved it. I love the joy. I love the swagger. I thought it was so fun. I loved it. I like it too. Yeah.

That's cool. It should be a bigger hit hit than it is but hopefully everyone will find it on uh you know the streaming and whatnot i took myself alone on a date i went i laughed my ass you know what i mean usually if you're like but sometimes it's hard like i just went and just like guffawed alone in a theater i loved it i haven't done that since Norbit. I saw that in a theater too! I saw that too! Alright, so put Arden down for bottoms.

Thank you. Power bottom. JK. JK. I'm a power chop fucker! I'm just kidding. I don't know. I'm doing my best chop fuckers I'm just kidding I don't know I'm doing my best Alright

And Amy Do you have a favorite? Yeah I mean With apologies to Megan It was Barbie And I think Thank you Thank you yeah

Barbie I think Barbie was the best movie Because anytime you say Barbie was the best movie Everybody immediately Comes up with some argument In their mind Why it wasn't the best movie An argument Which was addressed In the best movie, everybody immediately comes up with some argument in their mind why it wasn't the best movie.

An argument which was addressed in the Barbie movie itself. Yes, honey. Barbie was awesome. She nailed it. Yeah, it really does explain it. That America Ferrara monologue

really brings it home. In case you dummies don't know what's happening in this movie so here's a speech i love it okay so we got barbie megan uh i like to say megan uh bottoms talk to me and mutant mayhem go. Movies to check out if you want to see the best of 2023. And now it's time for our first commercial break. We'll be right back. Woo! And we're back! Woo!

And we're back! We are back in business. We've got some games to play and a winner to determine. The first game we're going to play today is... Oh, let me recap who picked who for the name tags. Amy is playing for Shannimal. Anna is playing for Brianna. Brianna? Brianna. Brianna.

Pardon. That should have been so easy for me. Anna Brianna. Simple. And then Arden's playing for Rain Dan. And Chad is playing for a gentleman with an apple. His name is

Daniel, and Jeff got a whole bottle of wine from Sid, and the clever pun there is the movie Sideways got changed to Sidways. Good luck, everyone. And the first game we're going to play

today is called Purple Rain Man. Okay. That's fun. This is something they do on Jeopardy from time to time, where it's a movie mashup title. It's, you know, just like Purple Rain Man, I took two titles and put them together, and I will tell you the third build, people, in the two titles,

in the order of the first title and the second title, then the second build, then the first. But throughout that entire thing, you can guess any time you want. You just have to guess the full movie mashup title. Don't guess half the title, because then you're just telling all the other panelists half the answer. A little tip from me to you. And any questions?

Nope. Nope. Arden looks very concerned. I'm number two after the number two Jeopardy champ of all time. I just panicked, but I'm ready. Yeah, so just, you know, anytime you think you know the answer. I did have a drink before this, so, like, if that gives you any, like, advantage. I like it.

Did you have a drink before Jeopardy ever? No, I didn't. Like, yeah, no. There's no money on the line for this, so. There's not? I gotta go. Got it. Okay.

Just a bottle of red wine, you know? You never know. But someone could win a blanket. Yeah, but not me. Well, I've always said that if any of the guests on my show, since I'm not paying anybody anything, if anybody would actually want any of the prizes, you've gone home with a prize from the bag before, Jeff, I bet.

I have, yeah. Yeah, if anybody sees an item they like, by all means, speak up. Okay, good. Here we go. This is the movie mashup title featuring in the third build slot the actors Ed Harris and Burt Young. Ed Harris and Burt Young. Ed Harris and Burt Young. At this point, it's tough.

Uh-oh. Uh-oh, Jeff is percolating over there. Is it... Okay, here's my guess. The Rocky 2. Oh! Be serious. What's your guess?

The Rocky. That is correct. Oh, my God. Whoa. Wow. That was impressive. Really? Good job.

That was impressive. Thank you. Wow. Sometimes I'm scared someone can hear where my brain went. It's so embarrassing. Like, you never want to, with Ed Harris, where I went. Anyway. Stepmom?

Yeah, I totally did. I was like, what goes with step? Was it really? It's because you're sitting next to me. You felt it. Yeah. Yeah, that was, that went over way, that ended too quickly. But.

Yeah, that went over way, that ended too quickly. But, unfortunately, that gave us some time for people to chant your name, because you got the answer so fast. Of course, second builder, Nicholas Cage and Talia Shire, and first build, Sean Connery and Sylvester Stallone, the Rocky. And, of course, you know, that came into my head today because I could see Alcatraz from my hotel. Actually, I could see a hotel that was blocking my view of Alcatraz, but I know where it is.

So I was able to just think of it. It's a great movie if you haven't seen it uh you know it's very silly of course it's just a silly action movie but it has one of the worst lines ever uttered in anything when sean connery actually says it looks like you're stuck between the rock and a hard place. I apologize, it's even worse than that. It also has Nicolas Cage describing himself as a Beatle maniac, which is not great. That does come up. And another time he says,

what in the name of Zeus's butthole? Yeah. Because Nicolas Cage went in an interview and said, I just make up things in movies that aren't R because we're not allowed to swear as much. But I still want to sound like I'm swearing. And yes, Nick Cage, butthole does sound like a swear word. Especially Zeus's butthole. But I fucked up that rock line.

It's even worse. I fixed it a little bit because he goes, you're stuck between the rock and a hard case. Like he describes himself as a hard case. It doesn't make any sense. It's really, really, really rough. But anyway, congratulations Jeff Tate, you won our first

game. Chant all you want, but he's still still gotta win two more games and all he gets in this next game is the opportunity to go first so we'll start with jeff then we'll go to amy then arden, then Chad, then Anna, in a game that I invented. A brand new game called I Left My iHeart Radio in San Francisco. And this game has nothing to do with iHeart Radio. I just saw a pun and also knew that Arden, whose podcast, Will You Accept This Rose,

is on iHeartRadio, so always like to give them a plug on her behalf. Yeah. This game's more about movies set in San Francisco. I wrote down the top 20 films set in San Francisco according to yardbarker.com yardbarker.com

where everybody goes for I don't know what. I have no idea what that website is about beyond coming up with the 20 best San Francisco movies. It's the most recent ranking that I could find

because I didn't want one that would leave out more recent movies. So this is from November. Somebody wrote this in a column. It was probably even one person's decision to name the 20 best San Francisco films. So you're going to take turns guessing movies that you think would be on someone's 20 best San Francisco films. So you're going to take turns guessing movies that you think would be on someone's 20 best San Francisco movies list.

You're each going to get three guesses. We'll go three rounds, each person going in turn. And the higher the title you give me ranks on the list, the more points you get. If it's the number one movie, you get 20 points. If it's number 20, you get one point. And you figure out how all those other points work in between. And like I said, we'll start with Jeff and then work our way around this way.

And I think that's everything. Any questions? No. Everybody got a San Francisco, at least one in their hand? I got one, but I'm last. So, yeah. I believe in you. I believe in you.

It might not. Yeah. Unfortunately, it might be taken before it gets to you. But you might also think of another. Okay. You know, other things people say may make something spring into your mind. Yeah. Or you're just screwed.

It's like it could go either way. Thanks, Amy. Thanks for your support, Amy. You're so competitive. Would you psych out the other players ever or are you just nice, sweet Amy the whole time? I was nice, sweet Amy that also kind of psyched people out by doing that. Oh, by being too nice?

Yeah. Jeff, are you shaking? Yes, he is. He's shaking over there. We're getting commercial break, Amy, on Jeopardy. You're like, hey, I'm going to fuck these people up now. It'd be funny if somebody wrote underneath, you know, Amy and then underneath an arrow and I'm with stupid or something. Just insult the person next to you

randomly. Okay, Jeff, what do you got? 48 hours. Oh, it takes place pretty much entirely in San Francisco. A lot of running around on all the streets here and chase scenes and the whole deal. And let's see where it ranked. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

Number two on the list. Wow. That's crazy. Wow. Out of the gate, Jeff, with 19 points. Wow. Yeah, that's a strong start, but somebody can get ahead of him

by naming the number one movie or two movies that have a lot of point value. Amy, what's your first guess of three films? I mean, if it was my judgment, it would be The Rock, but that's not the game. I'm going to say Bullet. Interesting. Interesting.

Number six on the list. Well done. So that's worth 15 points for Amy. And now we go to Arden. Well, I got to go with Amy's gut and go for The Rock. I'm not a fool. If you say so. The rock came in at number 15.

Arden Marine is on the board. Yes. Arden's got six points. Thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome for the points. Thank you. Chad?

I'm going Dirty Harry. Hot. Hot. So you're saying you were feeling lucky, punk? I am afraid that I cannot make your day. Dirty Harry did not make the list.

What the hell? What kind of list is this? Oh, my God. But it takes place here? Yeah. It feels like the person who wrote this list is against vigilante justice. Holy shit. All right.

But, Chad, you're still in this thing. Don't worry about it. And by that, I mean you get to play in the next game. That's right. But Chad, you're still in this thing. Don't worry about it. And by that, I mean you get to play in the next game. That's right. I'm going with Mrs. Doubtfire. Good call. Good call. Thank you.

I'm proud of you. Thank you so much. She was looking at me like my mom. She's like, you got this. I'm proud of you. Thank you. You said She was looking at me like my mom. She's like, you got this. I'm proud of you. Thank you. You said you had one guess. That's a good one.

That was, you know, I looked for the house today, and then I gave up. There was too many hills. I'm telling you, I've always been a little scared to come to San Francisco since I saw Mrs. Doubtfire because of the frequent run-by fruitings. Hello. I wish I could know that I'm going to see Pierce Brosnan somewhere

because I would seriously throw a fruit at him just to give him some flashbacks to Mrs. Doubtfire, number 13 on the list. Okay. That's worth eight points. So after our first round, Jeff's in the lead with 19. Then Amy has 13.

Is that what I said? 13. And then Anna has eight and Arden has six. Thanks for playing. Thanks for being here, Chad. Jeff, what's your first guess for round two? Basic Instinct.

Great call. Really good call. Yes. Everybody, cross your legs. Or uncross, as the case may be. I always like... I'm not a big fan of that movie, but one of the very first scenes in the movie

is exciting to me just because I recognize that it was filmed in Tosca, the bar up the street that's too expensive to go to. In my opinion. But anyway, I'm sorry, it did not make the list! What? What? No basic instinct.

That's how many big movies have been made in and about San Francisco, that basic instinct. Or maybe it's just a matter of taste. Yard Barker's a fraud. Because that movie doesn't hold up very well. What? Yard Barker's a fraud.

Guy's seen 20 movies, made a list. And they all take place in san francisco the coincidence drove them to make a list okay so uh that's a big that's big for everybody that jeff just got a goose egg on that one uh what's your next one amy um i've somehow never seen this movie, and I'm panicking because I'm only like 80% sure that it's set in San Francisco, but I'm going with Vertigo. Great guess. Great guess.

Vertigo. Is number one. Oh! Obviously. Obviously. Obviously. Amy, you're sitting too close to Doug. I don't know. I know, I was actually feeling that.

I was like, Amy's right there and is very competitive. His handwriting is not legible. Like, don't worry about it. No, my handwriting is like a manifesto. You can't... I need to type it up before anybody can actually read it. But wow. It seems like the lead is insurmountable because it is.

But let's continue on and see how many points everybody else can accrue just for fun. Arden? I got to go Harold and Maude. Ofden? I gotta go Harold and Maude. Of course you gotta go Harold and Maude because it's number eight on the list! Yay! Yay! One of my favorite movies.

It's so good. I just watched it again recently. Ruth Gord. I mean, so good. It's all just, it's kind of a perfect movie. In my opinion. And the cat demons of it all.

I just can't. Yeah. It's funny and sad. Oh. It gives cat demons of it all. I just can't. Yeah. It's funny and sad. It gives you everything. I know. I love it. In a tight package. It's like 90 minutes long.

Arden, 13. So you're at 19. That's pretty good. If Amy didn't have 35. You know what? I'll take it. That's honestly better than I thought it would be as a spread. I'll take it.

All right. Chad, what do you got for us? I thought I was out of the game. No, you're not out of it. You get to play. You've got to keep playing. You're just not going to win this particular game. But you're kind of a spoiler now because Jeff's still in a position to catch up.

Possibly. I'm going to go. One of my favorites is So I Married an Axe Murderer. That's a good call. up. Possibly. I'm going to go, one of my favorites is So I Married an Axe Murderer. That's a good call. I love that movie. That's so cool. I was afraid this would happen

because I expected to see it too because people love that movie when you bring it up. People are all super into it, but it did not make the list. Wait a minute. Are you going to be crying tears in your gigantic pillow tonight?

What if I came up with a game just for Chad where the point is to never get any points? I'm winning. You didn't name obscure-ass movies. I couldn't believe Dirty Harry wasn't on it. The three movies you picked

absolutely should be on the list, and especially when you hear what is, you might get extra mad. I probably will. All right, let's go to Anna. Doing great. You know, I used my one I was sure of. But have you thought of another? I'm going to take a guess.

Okay. There was no Full House movie, right? No. There should have been. Yeah, that was a missed opportunity. Okay, was Rush Hour? I don't think it was in San Francisco because they do a lot of chasing around

and it seems pretty flat. But good guess. Wait, do I get another guess or no? You will get one more in the final round that we're heading into now. Oh wait, yeah. Chad's only said two movies so far.

You could still uphold your record and name another one that isn't on the list. I can get one point. Yeah. All right, Jeff. If you get the second, or excuse me, the third movie or the fourth,

I think both of those would put you in either a tie or a win. Maybe the fifth. I'm not good with the math on this. The fifth would tie you for the fifth? I'm not good with the math on this. The fifth would tie for the fifth. So you need to get the third or fourth to win or the fifth on the list to tie. No pressure. What do you got? That all feels helpful.

But is it? Okay, I'm going to say... Man, I really want to say Freebie and the Bean, but I don't think that's going to be on it. I think you want to say it just because it's fun when you say it. It is fun when I say it. The way you say Bean. If they could recut the trailer with me doing the voiceover,

it would have been a success. Go see Freebie and the Bean. But I'm going to say Ant-Man. Yeah. That's your final answer? It's the only one I have. Ant-Man. Ant-Man.

It's not on the list. Sorry, Jeff. That's okay. Okay. I'll find this yard barker later have some words I can't wait to see this list after maybe it's just written by a dog

oh my god Freebie and the Bean is going to be third this is my dog's favorite San Francisco movie. Okay, so Jeff finishes out with 19 points. We go to Amy to further solidify the lead here. What have you got? I just watched this movie. It holds up so much better than I thought.

It is technically partly set in Reno, but I'm going with Sister Act. Number 16 on the list! It's fun. So that's another five points. So Amy has 40, and thanks for coming, everybody. But let's see what Arden's got for fun.

I'm going to go What's Up, Doc? She's so adorable in that movie. Ryan O'Neill? She's gorgeous. No, Barbra Streisand is so freaking cute. She's so darling in that. Yeah, and so funny. She didn't think she was funny in it. She and so darling in that. Yeah, and so funny. And she was really...

She was great. She didn't think she was funny in it. She and the director argued all the time. And Madeline Kahn. She's so good. Madeline Kahn was incredible. Introducing Madeline Kahn. Incredible.

Her first movie. It was so good. Yeah, I love it. And it's certainly my favorite San Francisco movie. It's my favorite screwball comedy. It's my favorite a lot of things. Favorite chase scene in a movie. At the end of the movie is so incredible.

But does Yardbarker agree? Is Yardbarker not a fan of good movies? I love when Ryan O'Neill's like, we're inside a Chinese dragon. Because they crash into it. Okay, so they crash into a parade uh all right um arden said what was it what's up doc uh only number 20 on the list but it's on the list i'm on the list take your minor victories where you can the only other player to name three movies

that are on the list i have another another guess, but I'm going to wait until we're done. Okay, that's fine. Chad? I don't think me and Yardbarker see eye to eye on a lot. I'm going with my picks. Invasion of the Body Snatchers. You know,

I think you're right about Yardbarker. right about Yardbarker. I think I am, too. I think Yardbarker is sensitive or something, because that did not make the list. That's fine. But I'm proud of you, Chad. I had a good feeling. That's almost a skill in and of itself, to name movies that are in San Francisco that aren't on here.

Anna, do you have one more? Yeah, I do. Nice. Well, I was going to go with Sleepless in San Francisco, but then Amy set me up. Oh, I know what you're gonna do. And I'm gonna go with Sister Act 2.

Back in the habit. You gotta do full title on this show. I know. At all times. I won't let it slide. And unfortunately, that did not make the list. Can I guess one more and just see if it's on? You can in a second. Hang on one second. We know who won. My brain

couldn't remember. I'm like, did she fly to New York for that movie? But no, it wasn't. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, that was Home Alone that you're thinking of. Amy Schneider won that game! Bam! Boop!

Wow. Yeah, that was terribly exciting, but what's your extra guess, Arden? Foul play. Oh, yeah. I love foul play as well, and it also has a fun chase scene and lots of problematic bits

of business, but did not make number one, number anything on the list. But I did write down to make a special mention of it. Because I do enjoy it. Okay. So let's do from the bottom up. The ones that did not get mentioned. At number 19.

The Towering Inferno. Which, like, is such a fucked up story to begin with that all these people are trapped up in the top of the building that's on fire. But then, when they cut to the fire trucks, they're going uphill. It's a real scary situation.

The Sephora's on fire! Sephora's on fire. Number 18, Zodiac. That was good. That was scary. I think of that as more of a Bay Area thing, though. Isn't it like in Sausalito some of the time or something? Or is that just the name of the lounge band in Lawson Translation?

Wait a minute. Is American Graffiti going to be on here? Like some Bay Area? No. Oh, yeah. That's like Modesto, I think, right? Yeah, I don't think it's on here. I'm sure it's not on here.

I saw the list. Then we got, of course, they had to mention it, number 17, Star Trek, The Voyage Home. Oh, yeah. Damn. Which is such a fun movie, because the guys from the Enterprise come to Earth, and they're in San Francisco, and this town is so crazy.

The first thing they see on a bus is a guy with a colored mohawk, and they do not know what to make of it. They've been to space. They've been to space, and they can't handle San Francisco in the 80s. They've been to space. They've been to space and they can't handle San Francisco in the 80s. They've seen Klingons and they're like,

a mohawk? What the hell? Okay. Number 14 is I can't read my writing either. Oh, a motion picture, an older motion picture called Point Blank. Yeah, I think kind of a classic, I guess.

And then number 12, we get the political drama Milk. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, Harvey Milk story. Sean Penn won Best Actor Oscar for it. And then number 11 is The Maltese Falcon.

Which I have never thought of as a San Francisco movie, but here we are. Here's one where San Francisco's in the title. The Last Man in San Francisco? Last Black Man in San Francisco, yes. That is correct. I was going to say Homeward Bound 2.

Lost in San Francisco. Here's a fun bonus question. Can anybody on stage name a animated film that takes place in San Francisco? Because that's at number nine. The one with the emotions, Inside Out.

Yes, Inside Out. Such a cute movie. Even more points for Amy. Just keeps winning points. Number seven, another one that like, sure, yeah, I bet it does take place here, but I don't think of it as a San Francisco movie. The Conversation with Gene

Hackman. That's a great movie. Yeah. That's a really gritty 70s movie. And then Bullet was six. And then Jeff Tate, this is your single biggest failure today. You got no idea. Because... What's your favorite movie that takes place in San Francisco? I don't think you even know

because you didn't say it. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle? Is it Teenage Mutant? No. That's New York. That's New York for sure. You're just gonna, everybody watch Jeff. He's gonna slump in his seat when he hears it. Big Trouble in Little China.

Oh shit! that's right that's right that is oh man right i've had some pretty bad failures already today but that is my biggest one that's correct i was fucking stuff up left and right at breakfast kept ordering lunch. It was crazy. So embarrassing. And then you were so close. Number four is Ant-Man and the Wasp. I hate this Yardbarker fellow. Ant-Man back in the habit. This guy sucks.

And then number three was a movie that I knew no one would ever, and there was just no chance it was going to get mentioned, and of course it didn't. The sequel to The Thin Man after The Thin Man. Oh, man. Wait, Sorry to Bother You was in a San Francisco movie. That should have been on that list, too. This yard barker's full of shit.

He is. After The Thin Man was pretty good. I had a good time. Come on. Is Myrna Loy in it? Don't encourage Yardbarker. He definitely is. And they have that cute little dog Asta in those movies, right?

Yeah. Why aren't they in New York? And there's no reason that The Thin Man is in the title at all because that was only in the first movie, but they keep it going. He meets all his criminal friends in San Francisco. It's so was only in the first movie, but they keep it going. He meets all his criminal friends in San Francisco. It's so fun.

That's fun. Yeah, I recommend it. It's the same tradition as the Pink Panther, the first Pink Panther movie. There's a diamond called the Pink Panther they're trying to steal, and then every sequel has nothing to do with anything Pink Panther at all. That's so funny.

I never even knew why it was the Pink Panther. Yeah. It's a diamond heist movie. That's cool. And Inspector Clouseau is just a dumb guy trying to solve the case. He's not even like the main character. That's crazy. Isn't it wild?

Yeah. Hey, everybody. I'm old. All right. So congratulations to Amy for winning that game. But as we all know. Oh! Amy!

Amy! Amy! Thank you so much. This is great. Amy! Amy! We'll do some more chanting during the commercial. We'll be right back.

We're back. We're back. And of course, we have one more game to play. And since Amy won that last game, Amy's going to go first. And then we were going that way, so we'll switch it around. Wait. We'll go that way. Jeff will be second. Yeah, ooh.

Okay, so it's Amy, Jeff, Anna, Chad, Arden. I'm not going to play today because the name of the actress that we're going to use in this game was predetermined by me, and I'd be cheating if I played. But I'll say which ones you missed at the end if I can think of any. And we mentioned foul play earlier. And one of my favorite actresses stars in that film. So we are going to play last person standing with the films of goldie hawn love her so amy will name a goldie hawn movie then jeff and

anna then chad and we'll just go through and if at any point you can't think of one, you can go to the person whose name tag you chose, and they can help you one time, keep you around for one more round, and possibly the win. Sometimes people have used their lifeline and gone on to the win. It doesn't happen a lot, but it could happen. And I think that's everything you need to know about this game. And we'll start with Amy. The founders of Goldie Hawn.

Oh, Amy's already getting strategic. Yeah. Well, I cannot 100% name a Goldie Hawn movie. This is problematic. Oh, interesting. Yeah, no, this is absolutely absolutely not in my wheelhouse. Like if that had been a category on Jeopardy, you'd probably just thrown down your buzzer. Yeah, no, I would

have, you know, let other people deal with it. And stepped out. Yeah. Although usually, like, in Jeopardy, they'll give you other clues that might have helped, but this I've got... Oh, right, this is just Goldie Hawn movies. Yeah, just Goldie Hawn. So, that's wild. How you don't have any other context to...

That would be a fun round of Jeopardy where they're just like, Goldie Hawn movies and then 200 and it's just like, name one. And they're like, that's not it. Name a single one. This movie stars Goldie Hawn. Like everything is genuinely

guesses what is. The Goldie Hawn story. Well, that's so weird because I changed up the game today because normally we get like four names from the audience and we play movies of all of those people. So I don't want to to throw a difficult obstacle at you at the beginning of the final game. That's okay.

But I appreciate that you don't mind. Yeah. No, I knew what I was getting into. But you can name any Goldie Hawn movie. I'm just going to take a guess. Oh, wait, you can go to your lifeline. I know. I'm debating, should I do that now?

Might as well. Because then once you hear a bunch of other titles, it might help spring something. Yeah, maybe. Oh, yeah. Or somebody will take my... No, I'll go with my lifeline. Yeah, I like this strategy. Overboard.

Overboard. With Jeff's favorite Kurt Russell. That's right. Sweet. Sorry, Jeff. Yeah,'s favorite, Kurt Russell. That's right. All right. Sweet. Sorry, Jeff. Yeah, there goes one for me. There's one off the ship. Okay. I can't believe you didn't say foul play.

Yeah, that was... I kind of put that one out there for everybody. Yeah, I was sitting here like... Yeah. Wow. Yeah. It's sneaky. All right.

So that's yours, Jeff? Yes. Okay, Anna. I got to go in my favorite First Wives Club. You looked at me like she's not in it. And I'm like, wait, right? No, because I had to picture all three actresses. And make sure that it was right but yes yes yes and Sarah Jessica Parker was like the

other woman that was like hot and young and all the all the other ladies were upset that she existed and now people are anyway that's such a good cast I don't get it I always thought Sarah Jessica Parker was so cute and then there's this weird wave of people that decided she wasn't. I don't know what that's about. They're probably Republicans. Okay. Chad. Private Benjamin.

Yes. If a movie's about privates, Chad loves it. That's right. All about it., Chad loves it. That's right. That's right. All about it. All right, it. Cactus Flower. Wow.

Yeah. Deep cut. Yeah. That's, I think she was Oscar nominated for that one. Yeah. If I'm not mistaken. Okay, Amy, we're back to you. Has anything, has any of these other movies helped?

Yeah, I mean, the first Wise Club was going to be my guest, so I should have gone with that. But anyway. It's all my fault? No, it's all my fault. I think, maybe I'm wrong. This is a guest. Cheaper by the Dozen, was that her?

Oh, you know what? It's not a terrible guess. She's not in that one, but you'll find out later why it's not a terrible guess. All right. I think. I think you'll find out.

So I'm out. Amy Schneider, everybody! Thank you! This chant is much less deserved. Yeah, but... Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy. This chant is much less deserved. Yeah, but I think at the end of the show, though, no matter who wins, let's all chant for Amy. So, you know, because you've got to sit through the rest of this part,

and I don't want you to feel bad. First time on the show. Jeff? The Out of Towners. Yeah. She co-starred in with the guy from Cheaper by the Dozen, Steve Martin. Yeah.

Yes. Yes. Anna? Okay, I'm guessing, because my brain can't think of other movies. Go to your lifeline. I think I have one. I think I'm right.

You're going to guess? Yeah. Okay. Did she play Amy Schumer's mom in Trainwreck? Shh. Okay, do you want to go to your lifeline? Yes. Lifeline? Where's Anna's lifeline

yes you have a phone wait what about Dan next to you you only have one Dan oh Dan's only got one she did a she did a Christmas chat is so excited Oh, Dan's only got one. She did a... I know a... She did a Christmas...

Chad is so excited. Was it a different Amy Schumer movie? I'm like, fuck. I feel pretty. I feel pretty. You're making everybody cringe. Or not cringe, but they're all upset. The ones that know.

It's so hard. I don't know what else to say because I don't want to give any clues or anything. It's her last movie. Whose last movie? The last one she did. Fuck. And it wasn't Trainwreck. Somebody's going to yell it out if we keep going

because they can't stand it. So no, that's incorrect. Thank you, Anna Royce-Mead. Thank you. I knew I'd be out. Thanks, Brianna. Mention her name one more time. Chad?

I feel like a jerk now. Are you going to Dan? I'm going with the... Oh, you're going to go with Snatched is the movie you were trying to think of, Anna. Kate Snatched. Yeah, she plays her mother in Snatched. Didn't see it. It's actually really

funny. I do like that movie. I maybe laugh really hard. I have like ten solid belly laughs. My brain remembered them doing interviews together and Amy being like, I can't believe she played my mom. It's funny. People got panned critically. I think it's a believe she played my mom. It's funny. People got panned critically. I think it's a fun

hotel or airplane ride. It's funny. Critics are already going to be like, when it's called Snatched. I get it. It's a kidnapping, but it's still like... I'm going to go Death Becomes Her. Of course you are!

Of course you are. Now I'm going to think of all of the ones i know okay i just want to say death becomes her is about to become a broadway musical and that it's doing its first run uh out you know off broadway in all the way off to chicago uh it opens in chicago to cadillac theater in march and a former guest guest on this show and hopefully back again, Julia Madison, co-wrote the music in it. That's so cool. Shout out to Julia. And Death Becomes Her, the musical.

How fun is that going to be? So fun. I can't wait to see a lady with a big hole in her stomach. That's going to be so fun. That you can see through. Okay. So Amy's out. Back to Jeff. The Banger Sisters.

Whoa, what? Is that a real movie? Jeff just says titles that sound funny when he says them. The Banger Sisters. Oh, my God. The Banger Sisters and Snatch would be a good double bill. I mean, it would be a double bill. Yeah.

Yeah, I got ahead of myself. That good part. Chad? The Christmas Chronicles. Yes. That was the one. Yes. Thinking it.

Arden? I think I'm going to have to go with Rain Dan Oh shit If you're Rain Dan Yeah Death Becomes Her is taken Christmas Chronicles 2 Okay You want to go with Christmas Chronicles 2. Okay. You want to go with Christmas Chronicles 2?

Christmas Chronicles Part 2. You know what? You have a nice way about you, and I'm going to go with the Christmas Chronicles Part 2. That is correct. Yay! Thank you, Randall. Nice.

Jeff? This is an extra. It's called House Sitter. Another Steve Martin, Goldie Hawn movie. Yeah. There's a lot of them out there. Well, maybe that's all of them. I hate to give any clues or anything.

Chad, what are you doing over there besides making a face like Marlon Brando in The Godfather? I'll go town and country. Oh, holy shit. That's that Warren Beatty movie? Yeah. She's in that? Holy crap. Gary Shandling, I think?

Annette Bening? Anyway, Arden? God. God, please help Arden. God, I... Answer her prayer. I know I've never checked it before. But this is it. I know my mom died

and I didn't talk to you, but here I am. The single most important moment of my life. You got this, Arden. This is my lifeline. This is what I'm going to use. I changed it for this. Come on, if you're real.

I need to prove it. I'm thinking of a Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn. Did they make a thing other than overboard? Is there such a thing that's like, that's like romancing the stone, but with not with Kathleen Turner with Goldie Hawn?

That'd be fun. I mean, that's what, that's basically snatched. That'd be fun. Can I put Private Benjamin to electric boogaloo? There was another collaboration. It was called Big Trouble in Goldie's Vagina. I'm sorry. You spoke out of turn for that? I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I think I'm out, you guys. I think I'm out. That was rude. Oh, Arden Marine, everybody. Thank you. Arden, Arden, Arden. Arden, Arden.

I think that might be, my new policy might be everybody gets a chance. You know what I thought? It really felt good. I don't care for this policy. It did feel good. I don't like that as a... Let them decide. You know the difference. You know when I make them

and when they choose to. Because you're always going to get one. You know what I mean? What if it's somebody else? You're right. Arden, Arden, Arden. My turn. Go ahead, Arden.

Okay. Jeff, it's getting down to it. It's just you and Chad. Does my lifeline have anything? What do you got, lifeline? This is going to be a stretch. Uh-oh. I believe in you.

Uh-oh, it's a stretch. Isn't there a lifeline documentary about Netflix that came out as a tribute? A documentary about laughing? Yeah. I bet you there'd be something like that, but we'd have to know the title and it would have to be a movie

and not a made-for-TV special. Yeah, that's a little too vague. So I'm going to say Wildcats. Oh, yeah. Wait, you had an answer and you still went to your lifeline? Yeah. You're like, hey, everybody,

watch me embarrass my lifeline. I didn't know. I thought she would have one. If she had one that wasn't Wildcats, then I could go and actually win. You are a strategist. Wow. But it turns out she embarrassed herself, man. I had nothing to do with that.

Nobody needs to be embarrassed. Sid! Sid! Sid! Sid! Sid! Sid! Sid! Sid! Sid! Sid! Sid! Sid! Sid! Sid! Sid! Maybe you should share that bottle of wine. I think it's empty. Oh, Sid!

That'd be hilarious. Just give you an empty wine bottle. All right, Chad. You had a little time to think there. Did you put anything together? Bird on a wire. Oh, good one. Good one.

Chad. Jeff. Damn it. The Sugar Land Express. Very early on. Spielberg's first big screen movie. Yeah. Fucking A.

Cars. After he made Duel for television, enough talk about that. TV movie. That was his whole pitch for the movie. It was just cars. Just even that. Family. Fast Zero, it was called. just given that yeah family yeah yeah fast zero

it was called um swing shift yes wow yeah directed by Jonathan Demme

wasn't I feel like Kurt Russell was in that maybe he was yeah wow

yeah that's probably where they met that is boom yeah Jeff hot that is hot Wow. Yeah, that's probably where they met. That is. Boom. Jeff.

Hot. That is hot. Yeah, just add commentary throughout the game, things you think are hot. Hot. All right, so this is a 50-50 because I can't get them, I can never keep them straight in my head. Oh, shit. This is exciting. Jeff might lose is it called

hold on deal of the century what's that that Chevy Chase movie yeah I don't think Goalie Han's in that Chevy Chase movie does she have a cameo or something it's the other one god damn it

who's the other one, god damn it Who's the other one? Oh, don't say yet Chad, do you have one more? I'm going to ask You're going to your lifeline even though you're basically the winner at this point Right, because Jeff's out Well then I'm good then Or should I ask the apple?

I'm curious what your lifeline's got Apple Oh, Wildcats Shit Or should I ask the Apple? I'm curious what your lifeline's got. Apple. Oh, Wildcats. Shit. Wow, that ended up being more challenging than I expected it to be. Yes, Jeff? Was it Seems Like Old Times?

Yes. Fuck. That was the one I, yeah. Yeah, Sail of the Centuries is like an arms sale movie with Sigourney Weaver and Chevy Chase. And then Seems Like Old Times is Chevy Chase, Goldie Hawn, and Charles Grodin. And it's good. It's Neil Simon wrote it. Most Neil Simon movies are based on his plays,

but that one went straight to movie. Anyway. Keep going. I love, I mean, I grew up loving Chevy Chase and Goldie Hawn and, you know, Foul Play and then most of the movies, Goldie Hawn movies that you mentioned. This is an interesting situation right now, though, because, Chad, you're embroiled in another controversy. Because, I didn't say anything at the time, I wanted to see who won first and then go from there. But I don't think she's in the first Christmas Chronicles.

Is she not? She's at the very end. She is at the end? She shows up at the very end. Okay, good. The chat opens. It's a winner! Good job!

Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat. What are they saying? Are they saying Dan? Yeah. Are they saying Dan? Yeah. Are they saying Apple? Yeah. Congratulations, Chad. Yeah.

See, I knew she has a much bigger part in part two, right? Oh, yeah. Like she's in it throughout in part two. Yeah. As a poster. As a person who guessed that, I know. Yeah. How about that cat? Yeah. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn't have a cat. She doesn. As a poster. As a person who guessed that, I know. Yeah. How about that?

Yeah. She didn't have a cameo in Trainwreck? Nothing? No? Okay. No. Yeah, that's Snatch.

Snatch is funny. I think her film debut, which I think she also got Oscar nominated for, is called Butterflies Are Free. Okay. You said Cactus Flower? That was a deep cut.

Cactus Flower was a terrific pull. So I find her very, I have a painting of her. I love her. When it comes to her, do you follow protocol? Yes.

That's a deep cut. Or, what's another one? I can't think of any other ones. We got through a lot of them, but what did we miss? Shampoo. Shampoo, we miss? Shampoo. Shampoo, of course.

Shampoo. That's it? It's the only one we missed. Oh, my God. We got a lot of them. We got a lot of them. We did great. I think you have a bigger cannon.

You know what I mean? Because she's so magical. You'd think there'd be even more. Yeah. She's not in that much. She didn't really bang them out constantly. Yeah. She's so cute.

She, yeah, made a lot of movies and then only made two or three in the last 10, 20 years or so, I think. It's also, you've got to think back. It was harder than I thought it was going to be. I loved it. Chad Opitz is our winner once again. That's for you, Apple.

You came back after a fluky situation in Sacramento, and you proved your mettle, and you get to be the first to do your plugs. What would you like to promote? I'm going to be at the Elysian Theater next Sunday with Neil Hamburger. I'm very excited for that. That's in Los Angeles?

Yeah. Rent your cars or gas up your own now. Yeah. Come on down to L.A. for that. That's in Los Angeles. Yeah. Rent your cars or gas up your own now. Yeah. Come on down to L.A. for that. When is it? The 28th. Sunday the 28th at 9 o'clock. Okay.

Okay. At the Elysium. Because this episode comes out on Friday, so that'll be, that's good. Cool. That works out. All right. Anna Roisman, everybody. Thank you.

Thank you. Anna. Anna. Anna. Anna. Anna. I'm going to cry. everybody. Thank you. Anna! Anna! Anna! I'm going to cry. I'm going to have to make sure to save time at the end of the episodes

for this because you can't rush a good chant. Thanks, guys. What would you like to promote, Anna? I have a podcast. It's fairly new.

It's called Big Wigs and it's a lot of, you know, talk, make fun of pop culture and we do impressions. uh it's a lot of we you know talk make fun of pop culture and we do impressions so uh i do a lot of impressions on online and uh so chris jenner comes on the podcast a lot so yeah check it out thanks anna thanks also ready jeff tate everybody Jeff Tate, everybody. Yeah. Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate. Hi. Well, my big plug is the last few times I've been on,

I was plugging this Minneapolis date that was in two weeks, but I had to move it to May 17th and 18th. So for everybody out there who's like, what happened to that date? It's in May now. Turns out I didn't want to be cold. May 17th and 18th, Comedy Corner Underground.

I'll give you plenty of time to plan ahead. Tickets on sale now. Sure. And you'll be with me in Dayton, Kentucky at the Commonwealth Comedy Sanctuary. Yeah, 5-11.

I think that's May 11, yeah. 5-11? Yeah, never forget. That's a fun way to say it. Let's hear it once more for Amy Schneider, everybody. Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy. What would you like to promote? I have a book out called In the Form of a Question

It is the only book as far as I'm aware that in which you can hear somebody describe what it's like to win Jeopardy and what it's like to have a stranger do coke off your tits in Toronto If that interests you at all, check it out. Otherwise, I'd like to plug the fact

that my calendar is wide open, so if anybody wants to book me for anything, please do. Yes! Great. I can't wait to read half that book. The other... I have my own experiences with some of what she said, but half of it is going to be all new to me.

I was guessing the other half. Arden Marine, everybody. Arden, Arden, Arden, Arden, Arden, Arden Well, you can hear my podcast that Doug is on Will You Accept This Rose? A new season is up now I'm the star I've never been the star of a movie

I'm a star of a movie that just came out on Amazon called Step Aside It's like a fun dance movie You can watch it I have a routine. Yeah, those two. And I'm going to be on After Midnight on Monday the 29th.

Nice. Hey. Look for it after midnight. So on the next day. In some time zones. On the East Coast and the West Coast, it is truly after midnight, but in the rest of the country,

midnight happens during it. So true. Time zones, man. All right, so thank you, everybody. I'll do one plug here at the end for me. Douglas Movies is back at the lab at the Improv in Los Angeles on February 20th. Maybe we'll have to have

our returning champion, Chad Opitz, on that one if he's available. We will discuss it. Thank you to SF Sketch Fest, to the Gateway Theater, to the crew at the Gateway Theater, to the crew at the Gateway Theater,

to the audiences for coming out and supporting podcasts and sketch shows and stand-up. SF Sketch Fest continues for two more weeks, so if you get a chance, see some shows, because there's a lot of great stuff. And one more time for all of my guests, Jeff Tate, Anna Roisman, Chadan Chad Opitz Arden Marine and Amy Schneider hang on a sec hang on a sec I just have one more line as always why mrs charles now it's time for doug to watch another talky eyes of gold

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