Doug Loves Movies - Aya Cash, Bree Essrig and Lisa deLarios guest
Episode Date: September 24, 2016Live from Fantastic Fest in Austin, Doug welcomes Aya Cash, Bree Essrig and Lisa deLarios to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https:...//art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug Hayes, candy wrapper screening lady,
sticky seats with 50 acid pop or vernal gin in his teeth.
There's still not one that he won't see,
does Doug come to me?
Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
Wow, that is really good.
That was nice.
I expected a sloppier reaction from this crowd,
because it is, we are in a bar on a Friday afternoon. We're coming to you from the Highball
as part of Fantastic Fest in Austin.
Awesome.
I add awesome and put it in quotes.
Texas.
Yeah, you know where you are.
It's Friday, September 23rd, 2016, 420-ish.
Next Friday at this time,
Doug Lo's movies will be at the Improv in Houston.
The Houston Improv will have a problem.
But I'm here now, so let's see some name
tags, Austin. I know
a lot of you are here for the film
festival. Who's
in here? Applaud if you're in here right now
and you don't have a badge for the film festival.
That's how fantastic
this festival is.
The Fantastic Fest. You could
fucking just show up
and get into something
when you have no business.
But buy some drinks here
at the Highball,
have some fun.
We've got Shaw Jake Redemption,
because your name is Jake,
so I guess that makes sense.
I can't even read
what it says on yours,
but you've got mini donuts,
so that's exciting.
There's a dirty rotten scoundrel situation, a kindergarten cop.
Without the house lights on, I can't read any of these.
Even with the house lights on, it'd be difficult.
And our hoverboard friend is back.
What's your name with the hoverboard?
Brian.
Brian, you've been here before, right?
Actually, that was James. He handed off his hover here before, right? Actually, that was James.
He handed off his hoverboard to someone else?
No, this is mine.
It's your hoverboard, but he used it and he won with it?
We both have a hoverboard.
Okay, you both have hoverboards.
You're the hoverboard twins of Williamson County.
All right, I just thought I'd throw in a local reference. Didn't have to work for everybody.
But, well, thank you, anybody who brings a hoverboard.
I'd be shocked if you don't get chosen,
because we all really want hoverboards.
That one that's called a hoverboard that's on fucking wheels.
You're cheating. It's not a hoverboard.
Yeah, Boo is right.
I had a friend who was on that and hurt fucking wheels. You're cheating. It's not a hoverboard. Yeah, boo is right. I had a friend
who was on that and hurt his back.
So,
the corrections department wants
you to know that
Lady Gaga
was not in burlesque.
Apologies
to Christina Aguilera
and her family
in this difficult time.
I brought a prize bag, Austin!
It's a Fantastic Fest bag
provided by the lovely folks
at Fantastic Fest,
and inside it we have
a T-shirt
that says Titty Bingo on it.
Yeah, just Google Titty Bingo for more information.
Oh, and also from the nice folks at Titty Bingo,
some sort of fucking miniature...
That's not the right word.
It's a small dildo.
I was on At Midnight recently
and robbed of an easy win.
They always give us
this little weird game card question thing called Linky,
so I put that in the prize bag.
Oh, also, in every bag until I run out of them,
the Phil Bill Volume 1 coloring book,
which is all the great Bill Murray moments you've always wanted to color in.
If you wanted to make Bill Murray black
in small change, for example,
you can do it.
Christmas ornament that says DLM,
so you can hang Doug Lo's movies from your Christmas tree.
Some cookies from Deluscious.
That's what I get at midnight as well.
A pipe from Peacemaker, a little rubber pipe.
And of course, the Douglas Movies t-shirt.
I brought all that stuff.
My guests brought some fun stuff too.
So let's get them out here.
Please give a big, warm, fantastic fest welcome
to Brie Essrig, Lisa Delarios, and Aya Cash.
Holy shit, that is soft.
She's cute.
That is some soft... Who's cute?
She.
Her.
She cute.
All right.
Hi.
Let's meet the ladies individually,
and then we're going to meet your potential date.
No.
Joining us in the middle seat. Settle down, sir. Or weird lady. Sitting in the middle seat.
Settle down, sir.
Or weird lady.
Sitting in the middle...
Sitting in the middle seat today,
we've got a first-time guest, you guys.
It's Lisa Delarios is here.
Thank you.
What an honor.
Thank you.
Long time... I've been a long-time fan of you in Austin, Texas, and your comedy. What an honor.
I've been a long time fan of you in Austin, Texas, and your comedy.
Why, thank you. I believe you had the opening slot in some of my shows in town one time.
That's right.
We did a Valentine's Day weekend together.
Oh, that was, and the Valentine's Day night show, they told me that was the night,
because it was Valentine's, but it was also I was the headliner.
So they said that that night they sold more deep-fried Snickers
than in the history of deep-fried Snickers.
So I was pretty proud of that.
I think they stopped selling them after that night.
They might have stopped entirely realizing this is horrible what we're doing to our customers.
It's super romantic.
We want repeat customers.
Yeah.
Cap City.
Cap City.
Yeah.
That's the name of the club.
Keep it local.
Yeah.
I do Doug Loves Movies there lots of times, but this is your first time on the show here
at the Fantastic Fest.
Since you live here, do you actually attend any
Fantastic Fest
events or is it under your
radar? Well,
yesterday was the first time I knew
anything about it.
But I'm totally into it.
When did I ask you to do this?
Well, you, no, no,
yeah. But I didn't really know
what Fantastic Fest, I just, there's so many fests here, am I right?
A few weeks ago I was just throwing around
a bunch of fancy words, you know,
hey, Fantastic Fest, what do you say?
Austin a fest.
You're like, okay, that sounds good.
Austin is constantly festing.
It's super festy.
It is never not festing.
It is infested, what?
Hey!
Hilarious.
Lisa Delarios alright
so happy to have you
also joining us
the second time guest on the show
I think if my math is right
Brie Essrig is here everybody
not responding vocally at all, just nodding her head.
Happy to be here, I guess.
Hi.
You doing all right?
I'm so happy to be here.
Yeah, I love Fantastic Fest.
This is so much fun.
Yeah, it's an awesome festival,
and you've got things you have to, not responsibilities,
because it's all fun, but what are you doing here during the festival?
I am doing the Fantastic Debates, and I'm so scared.
I'm going to get the shit kicked out of me tonight.
Yeah, now, for those listeners that don't know what the Fantastic Debates are, it is
weird to worry about getting the shit kicked out of you at a debate.
It is weird to worry about getting the shit kicked out of you at a debate.
It's a debate in the middle of a boxing ring,
and they take away the podiums after you've debated for a while,
and then they do just three rounds of straight-up boxing.
And so you're going to box another lady.
Yeah.
What does she do? Her name is Whitney Moore.
You may know her as the lead actress from Birdemic.
Birdemic 2.
The star of Birdemic and Birdemic 2?
Yeah.
That's a Birdemic 1 spoiler right there,
if you've ever heard one.
My bad.
So that sounds good, I guess, that we get to watch you get beat up?
I think so. Because she's fought off birds.
You're not a bird.
You're just a nice person.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm nervous.
Do you have any strategy?
I mean, it doesn't seem like you're training too hard.
I better go do some movie trivia before I get in the ring tonight.
Alright. Okay.
I'm nervous more about the actual
debate debate rather than the
boxing because, I don't know, I like to
get hurt and have fun, whatever.
Okay. That's all fine.
It's trying to be smart in the
moment. I'm going to bring a towel.
I'm having a real hard time with that, is what
I'm trying to say. I'm going to bring a towel and toss'm having a real hard time with that, is what I'm trying to say. I'm going to bring a towel
and toss it into the middle of the ring if I feel like
you're getting hurt and you're not stopping it.
Aw, thanks.
Is that for my blood or my pee? I don't think that's how it works. I don't think anybody
from the audience can just throw a towel in.
I'll try to get one with your initials on it.
Maybe that'll fool everybody.
Okay. And
eating a bowl of Brussels sprouts in record
time, is there still more to eat?
There's more, but I thought I was being disrespectful.
Oh, please.
Are they good?
They're delicious.
Delicious Brussels sprouts, courtesy of the highball.
It's Aya Cash, everybody.
Aya Cash, everybody.
Third time guest on the show
and the third anniversary, of course,
is eating its food,
so you get to eat the whole show.
That's what everybody that's on it
for three times, they get that extra bonus.
The other two can't eat it all, so...
Sorry about that.
Yeah, there she goes.
Get back into you.
Oh, no, don't share them.
No, I'm making her smell them.
I can smell balsamic.
Ah, I read them.
Season three of You're the Worst
is ongoing on the FXX,
and Aya plays Gretchen
on that show.
And also I got to see,
today I watched your episode
of a new Netflix show called Easy.
That got brutal silence.
Thank you guys.
Netflix just sneaks shit in there.
Like these people,
you probably all worked all day today
or quit work to come be a part of this.
Quit your job Friday.
I like to do whenever I come
to a town.
So yeah, so it's
brand new, but it's really, it's from
Joe Swanberg, who is
you know, he really made a name for
himself with Mumblecore at
festivals here in Austin,
Texas, and now he's got
a series that's like that. It's like a dramedy.
Is there a script or do you
mess around? How does it work?
He sort of gives you an outline
so you know what's supposed to happen
in a scene, sort of what the
idea of the scene is and then you
just make up everything
else. And so sometimes
you think,
motherfucker, if you just gave me the line to say,
we would have the scene,
but you kind of got to find it.
And then other times it's just
a really wonderful, fun experience.
I had a great time.
So you chose to be a bitch.
Excuse me?
I was just joking around.
She's a nice character.
I am a very nice character.
Who does worry at one point about being perceived as a bitch.
Yes.
And you're totally right in that argument, by the way.
Yeah, I know.
Absolutely right.
But yes, so watch it.
It's episode three, and it's an interesting show
because they list a lot of people in the cast
that are going to participate,
but you don't know which episodes they're going to be in.
And I already heard a rumor that I is in more than one episode.
But I don't want to say more about it.
Wow, spoiler.
What? Spoiled it.
What did I spoil? Just like I spoiled Birdemic 2,
you spoiled this Netflix series. You can't spoil Birdemic 2.
I was joking.
I was joking about that
and then I proceeded to do a real spoiler.
Sort of. Sorry.
Easy's not the kind of show where you've got to sit around worrying about who's going to die and who's proceeded to do a real spoiler. Sort of. Easy's not the kind of show where you gotta sit around
worrying about who's gonna die and who's gonna live.
That would be too hard.
That would not be easy.
But it could happen. There could be a death.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
So,
Brussels sprouts in the prize bag,
you think?
Just dump those in there?
No, but I'll feed you
like a baby bird if you win.
Oh, okay. That's a fun prize.
There's a lot of
people here in the audience who like that
prize. Probably men and women.
Feed me like a bird.
What did you bring
for the prize bag, though?
Oh, it's that time.
That's what I'm trying to get into.
Got it.
I just got here from L.A., and I had to go shopping for the prize bag,
so I actually feel like it's better than normal,
because it's not just schlock I'm trying to promote about myself.
Right, it's something that anyone that lives here can just get right here.
You're gonna,
you're gonna eat your words
in a second.
Well,
the first one you're gonna be like,
no,
that's not that great.
So first of all,
it's just local hot sauce.
And then I was like,
delicious.
You can't,
you can't get enough
local hot sauce.
That's pretty good,
right?
But then this,
this is,
I decided to go all out.
This is
a pillow
of Bill Murray.
Wow.
And I think I would be honored to have it in my home.
So, there you go.
And it was just his birthday, right?
Yeah.
I have no idea.
I'm saying yeah.
I have no idea.
Yes, it was.
Yeah, I keep track of that stuff.
Yeah, I believe he had one in the last calendar year or so.
That is a very nice prize pass it down here i don't want it to sit near you because you'll grow attached and
never want to give it up uh but that is beautiful he's he's but what is he it's not one of his film
roles that he's dressed up i think it's just a an artistic interpretation i don don't think it has to be. Like if he were a Generalissimo or something?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
All right.
And he's, you know,
it's not a younger Bill Murray
because also, like, you know,
all the shirts tend to be younger Bill Murray,
so it's good.
You feel bad now, right?
I think I'm going to hang on to it.
Bill wants some hot sauce.
In the bottle?
Baby wants bottle.
I mean, you know Bill is more of a sriracha, for sure.
Lisa, what do you got for the bag?
Okay, well, speaking of schlock you're trying to get rid of.
No, you know, I actually go to thrift stores a lot.
And this is a, this is a really, this is a prized find,
but I just,
I felt like passing it on,
and it's,
hang on.
Oh, this looks really nice.
I don't,
okay.
I don't think you have to be a cat fan
to appreciate.
Oh, boy.
Look at that.
It's the love of two
litter mates.
Sweet, sweet love.
Sweet love.
There is some tongue.
Was pulling out that painting
the moment somebody decided, let's turn some lights
on on this stage.
Turn it back to that.
And just leave them on.
But that is a really
adorable picture.
Painting?
It's a painting?
It is.
This is a painting.
A painting of two...
It's probably worth
like a bazillion dollars.
Two little kittens kissing.
Yeah.
Or the moment before one kitten's face got bitten off.
Yeah.
No, that's all love.
All right.
I love that.
So yeah, you can put that back in the bag that you had it in if possible.
Okay.
That's always tough to do.
I'm trying to put all the stuff I brought back in the bag, and it's already not fitting for shit.
Can I have your bag that you brought this pillow in?
I also bought myself a 70s jumpsuit.
So you've got to hang on to the bag.
I thought you meant my garbage bag.
Yeah, we'll put all this in the garbage bag.
Well, actually, perhaps maybe not the biggest side of them all,
but the fluffiest.
What is this thing Brie
so it's just like
a stuffed popcorn
it's just a stuffed popcorn
that's really big
it's really big
so cute
I felt bad
because I went
to the store in town
to get something
and I saw it
and I was like
yes
movies
popcorn
it's perfect
but it was all the way
on the top shelf
and it said
there was a sign
that said
do not handle by yourself
you must ask for assistance.
So I went to go get the person to get it down.
She couldn't reach it either.
And at that point, I was just like,
all right, you know what?
It's okay, no.
And they were like, no, you're gonna have this.
And I was like, all right.
So I waited.
A million other stuffed animals fell down in the process.
So she handed it to me.
But you got it.
Got it.
And she said, her name is Peggy.
So we're giving Peggy a...
So Peggy needs a home. First name.
Oh, the thing is named Peggy.
No, the woman said, this is
named Peggy. Oh, okay.
You've just got to accept that. There's no
reason for a follow-up question.
Yeah, I was speechless.
I couldn't think of anything to say to that.
Well, between Peggy and Bill Murray on top of it,
I'm touching this thing,
and I think this is maybe the perfect seat
for someone with the world's biggest hemorrhoid.
Yep.
As seating goes, it doesn't get any softer.
I'm feeling a little weird that we're all women and we brought home goods.
It's a very practical set of prizes.
Somebody can start a new life with this bag of prizes.
And a lot of it's not in a bag.
So that's always fun.
Here, carry this stack of shit home with you.
Sorry if you have to get on a plane.
Someone here is going to win.
Like, wouldn't it be funny if, like, on Price is Right,
when you win the Showcase Showdown,
you only get to keep what you can take with you?
So you don't get that car for real?
Well, the car, you can start it up and drive it out of there, but some of the stuff you can take with you. So you don't get that car for real? Well, the car,
you can start it up
and drive it out of there,
but some of the stuff
you can't load up on a car.
We can't figure out
where to put the elliptical.
You can't take that jacuzzi at all.
Yeah, the jacuzzi, exactly.
Thank you.
Where do you put the vacation
to the Bahamas?
In your pocket.
Right.
You know, old school,
like you have a travel agent. That's right. Here's your vacation. Right. You know, old school, like you have a travel agent.
That's right.
Here's your vacation.
It's a little folder.
You just carry that
travel agent on your back.
That's, ooh.
That's,
and then you two
start a life together
and that,
and screw the vacation.
Throw him in a Hyundai.
Can I just pivot
really quickly
and say
that this is a ladies' show
and I've never gotten better trolls
than from when I've been on Doug Love's movies,
so I just want to shout out really quick
to all the people who are going to tell me
that I should eat a dick,
and that...
Oh, wait, the best one was,
I was so terrible that any cause I support
will immediately be ruined. So
go Trump.
We
gotta acknowledge that this is
a ladies show.
Someone said that? You got a lot of those
kind of messages from being on my show?
Yeah, which is so bizarre.
I brought a get out of sexism
free card last time and I think
maybe that triggered some men
because I know it's a sensitive subject to you
boys.
But yeah. Because it happened more
on one appearance than the other one?
Because you've been on twice before, right?
Well, the first one I was so terrified
I barely spoke. So that was...
So nobody said shut up because you didn't speak.
And everyone likes the lady who keeps her mouth shut.
They're just rolling off the couch.
People were into it.
How about I alienate half the audience?
And now I'm talking too much.
So in the middle was last time.
We got your back, girl.
Thank you.
You can move on now.
I had no idea.
I had no idea.
You know, because if they tag me in that stuff, I'd get into it.
No, I know.
You got my back.
Yeah.
Okay.
Let's get them later.
You know, my favorite part of the show is when you yell at people, Doug.
Oh, well, all right.
Unfortunately, we have a very polite panel and crowd today.
So, oh, here's somebody.
Will you fucking quit with the camera already?
Yeah.
Here's my face.
You got it.
Then he laughs and just keeps going.
My threats are not sincere enough.
I'm too high to be legit angry.
But let's go down the line
and ask the question
I always like to ask
all of my guests.
Start with you, Aya.
What's the last motion picture
that you witnessed
with your eyeballs?
I actually saw
the documentary Weiner
for the second time.
You doubled up on Weiner?
I did.
I liked it so much.
You went in for a double
dicking?
Oh my god.
Yeah, no, I watched it with my in-laws
actually. What? Yeah.
The first time or the second time? The second.
The second you were like, you gotta see this.
It's an amazing movie. Like, it's not just
he's an amazing character like it's not just he's an amazing character
and the movie
is really well made
I mean he says
he says something great
which was
the
and I'm gonna mangle it
but the
the thing that allowed me
to weather this storm
of controversy
is the same thing
that allowed me
to think I could get away
with it
I mean he's really smart
and he's really I and he's really...
I mean, their relationship is
amazing and ridiculous and
I highly recommend that movie.
Wiener.
I support it.
That was before his most recent one,
right? Before his most recent...
Wiener's greener. Just go home and
Wiener and chill.
Netflix Wiener and chill. Netflix wiener and chill.
It's on Netflix, right?
I think it's on HBO.
Oh.
HBO Go, maybe?
That sort of thing?
Lisa, what about you?
First of all, I was negligent to not bring this up earlier,
but you have a nice dress on,
but it's adorned with a Police Academy picture
of the Police Academy.
It's my name tag.
But you don't have to have a name tag.
I know.
You're a guest on the show.
I know, but I just thought of it.
Polisa Academy.
Thank you.
Really good.
Polisa Academy.
I thought,
what would my name tag be?
And so you,
then you went through with it.
You actually made it.
It did.
And you're wearing a name tag.
You could run out
into the audience
and pick yourself.
I think I might.
When the time comes.
I think I just might
and take home
that kitten painting.
Why,
I never get,
why the fuck,
this is not just Krispy Kreme, but what's with
the donut places where this box should
be firm enough
that when I hold it with one hand it doesn't
just all fucking collapse from the weight.
Oh, sir, that's
50 tons of sugar you're holding right there.
But do you guys,
does anybody want a donut?
I would. Before I start chucking them into the crowd.
They're so glossy.
Really, I'm the only one?
I'm the eater on stage.
Yeah.
Maybe later.
You can throw one if you want.
It's really good.
Oh, these ones aren't too messy either.
Oh, yeah.
Hold up a poster for me to hit.
Hold up that poster right there. You're so shy. Hold up a poster for me to hit. Hold up that poster
right there. You're so shy. Hold up
your poster.
Forget it.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Hang on. I got more.
Jesus, this box is ridiculous.
Can you imagine if somebody handed you a pizza
and you grab it with one hand and it just goes...
Pizza box?
Throw one at the camera guy.
Yeah, I'll hit your goddamn name tags.
Hoverboard, hoverboard.
You have great aim.
Hoverboard wasn't looking.
Look, hoverboard.
What a waste of nutrition.
Wait, what's that big pile of shit?
Is that a poo?
You're a shithead.
Oh, no, shithead. Be careful, shithead. Oh, no, shithead.
Be careful, shithead.
Oh, we got a snagger back there.
Doug is just throwing donuts.
Oh.
What?
Was that a one-handed catch?
Sir, do you have a sign?
That's amazing.
You should have brought a sign.
And I'll save one for an emergency.
Oh, the bartender wants one.
Yeah!
Nice.
Whoa, into the mouth.
That's your tip, by the way.
Unless you want the box, you can have that, too.
What were we talking about?
Me and my...
What was your last movie you saw, Lisa?
Well, you know what?
Actually, I recently saw American Psycho for the first time ever.
I saw it on Netflix with my 92 year old grandmother actually. For reals?
That is for reals. Whose idea was it? It was her idea. Yeah she's cool. Maybe she thought it was
American Sniper? Well she no she said it's American History X? She probably loves all of those films. She's a little dark.
Okay.
She's a libertarian, so...
A lizard-tarian?
A lizard-tarian.
But it was actually...
I mean, it's a very disturbing film to watch,
but I actually was glad that my grandmother was there.
It made me feel
a little better.
During some of the more
slaughter, torture scenes.
Do you think your grandma's going to protect you?
Yeah.
Yeah, from...
Just in case. Okay.
He came through the door. How old is she again?
She's 92. Oh. But she wears skinny
jeans, so.
Yeah, I wouldn't be scared.
No, no.
Nah.
It's kind of like being on a plane with a nun.
Nothing bad's gonna happen.
Brie, what about you?
What was the last movie you saw?
Last night I saw a film called The Greasy Strangler.
Right here at Fantastic Fest.
Yeah.
Alamo Draft Test Lamar.
And what did you think of The Greasy Strangler?
I don't know if I can talk about it.
I don't know what to say.
It's a secret?
I think you kind of have to see it,
and then you'll just kind of know.
All right.
Right?
Let's just say that about all movies from now on.
Wow.
Is it scary?
Let's not talk about it.
Just see everything.
You should see it.
I should be a movie critic.
I mean, I guess that name is going to either draw you in
or repel you, probably.
So probably not the wrong people are going to see it.
No one's going to be like, I thought it was Pixar.
It was gross.
It was very gross, which I like.
Right.
Yeah.
The greasy part or the strangling part?
What's grosser?
The greasy part.
Greasy.
Yeah, I don't like greasy things.
Yeah, you would not like this movie at all.
For cheesy.
Yeah. For cheesy. Yeah.
All right.
Well, but you recommend it, though.
I mean, like I said, see it for yourself if you want to.
Maybe watch a trailer first.
I don't know. I don't know. To be honest? I don't know.
I don't know.
To be honest, I don't know if you should see it.
I don't know if anyone should see it.
Critics agree.
I don't know if anyone should see it.
Critics are saying, it's up to you.
Take me out of the equation.
But yeah, I have that feeling a lot of times about certain movies.
So I'll tell people just enough to go, if this sounds interesting to you, you probably will like it.
Or like, my new thing now is I like to warn dog lovers what movies
not to watch.
Because people I know that are dog lovers
like, no matter how good the movie is,
fuck that movie if it did something to a dog.
And so I'll warn people
about that wiener dog.
So...
I got more examples, but we should
move on.
Bart, turn off the show because I'm about to say,
let the games begin.
Bring your name tags out of the shadows, Austin, Texas.
Lots of good ones.
Lots of good ones to choose from.
So ladies, get up from your seat and move to the beat.
I don't have my glasses on.
Just go grab whatever one you like or have them bring it to you.
Very enterprising, Brie.
And while you guys figure out which ones you want to play for,
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Well, that's what I was thinking.
We're back.
Look what you got there, Aya. You have the clockwork orange. Back to the show. it. That's the end of my sentence. That's okay.
Is it heavy?
No, it's actually fairly light.
It's like hollow.
Well, we got construction foam here?
It's just more of a
balancing thing is the issue.
Yeah, it doesn't quite...
Why don't I put it on the ground?
I think, yeah, put it down on the ground in front of you
and it'll look like you just declared...
You found a small shit planet
and declared it
Clock Wayne Orange.
Thank you, Clock Wayne, for doing that.
Very clever.
I mean, you know, when you have a shithead sitting around
in your house,
it does seem perfect.
Can't believe it hasn't
happened already.
Or is that a one-of-a-kind item,
Wayne?
I made it
in my garage.
Tomorrow, it's my son's...
Monday, it's my son's
science project.
That big shit is infested.
Lisa, what do you got?
I got Caitlin Garden Cop.
Gotta love that.
Yeah, just flows off the tongue.
Caitlin Garden Cop.
Caitlin Garden Cop.
Caitlin Garden.
That's photoshopped, right?
Nice work, Caitlin.
Don't you worry about what it says on the back
Really?
Don't you read that out loud, whatever you do
Do read it
Why?
No, don't read it
Why, is that a thing?
Yeah
Don't do it
Okay, later
We'll see, we might not have to read it later
Depending on how you do in the game portion of the show
Bree, who are you playing for? So yeah, we'll probably read it later depending on how you do in the game portion of the show. Bree, who are you playing for?
So, yeah, we'll probably read it later.
I am playing for Enchantment under the CJ.
Oh.
Good.
Really good.
And this is so elaborate.
It's very, yeah.
I was going to call it ostentatious, but, you know,
considering it's depicting a similar sign from Back to the Future,
I really love it.
It's really good.
Yeah, I fell in love with this name tag.
Congratulations, it's good.
I like it.
What's her name again?
How's her name fit in there?
CJ?
CJ?
Under the CJ?
All right.
It works.
Yeah.
It would have been in bad taste to do the Brad and Angelina movie by the CJ.
In this troubling time for our nation.
Too soon.
Way too soon.
It's too soon to talk about it?
Yeah.
Okay.
Just post about it online.
It just happened so suddenly.
When things happen suddenly,
I don't know how soon to react.
I'm still not sure what happened.
Right?
Is it a fish?
I mean official.
I was like, you really don't know what happened
if you think we're talking about a fish.
Is that what did it?
Is that what came between them?
I mean, yeah, she was a voice in Shark Tale,
but that's not...
Oh, is it a fish?
What?
Yeah, it's true.
Now there's allegations, lawyers, Maddox.
He's old enough to talk now, right?
He'll go straight to the press.
But great job selecting that.
Is it comfortable leaning up against you like that the whole time?
You're good?
Because I was going to say we could just do this with it.
That works.
I was worried about all the bright lights
in the front row,
plus you don't want these guys
all lit up in the front row.
The front row crew.
Where'd you guys come in?
Oh, you're at the festival.
Yeah, you got a badge and everything.
Then you're sitting with your freeloading friend.
I don't know.
There's no freeloaders here.
You ready to play some games?
Yeah.
I guess so.
Oh, boy.
We picked out some fun games today.
I don't know why I said we.
It's just me.
And we're very excited to play them.
Since we're in Austin, Texas,
we have to do this in honor of Jason and Deb from 101X,
who passed away last night in a plane crash.
In honor of them, in their memory,
we have to play Jason and Deb's IMDb game.
we have to play Jason and Deb's IMDB game.
They're a delightful radio team here in Austin, Texas, and they came up with this game,
and when I played it on their show after I was on a few times,
I liked it so much I stole it from my own show.
And I said, what do you want for it?
And they said, you have to say our names.
And I'm pretty sure their names were Jason and Deb.
It'd be funny if like months later, we're Mike and Carol.
Who are Mr. and Mrs. Brady, coincidentally.
All right, so here's how the IMDb game works.
Everybody's got, like, an IMDb page
that's in show business and movies and TV and whatnot.
If my internet will work in here.
Does internet work in here, you guys?
No, mine does.
I just pulled up your IMDb page, Aya,
and your first, it says most known for this,
and known for, and it lists four things.
And in your case, number one is you're the worst,
which makes perfect sense.
And then the second one is Wolf of Wall Street.
Yeah, did you, was that a fun thing to do?
Yeah.
Wolf of Wall Street?
Yeah, I was there for two and a half months
behind the sound guy for like a week at a time.
They'd be like, we may catch you today.
And I'd be like, really?
Because if you do, you have to stop shooting
because there's a guy with a boom mic in front of me.
So I read like six books.
And then I got to listen to Rob Reiner
talk about
what it was like to make When Harry Met Sally
and talk. I mean, like I just
got to listen and watch
greatness.
But it's a slow ass process.
Yeah, it was two and a half months and I'm maybe in
I have like, you know, eight lines in the movie.
In which hour?
All throughout.
All three hours
yeah you can find me
by the clothing that I wear
because I am wearing clothing
oh it's like
oh that must be Aya she's got clothes on
yes there's one other girl
but she's blonde so you wouldn't get us confused
fair enough
she's naked
no she's not.
Oh, she is.
I mean, there are blondes who are naked.
There's many different kinds of nudity in that film.
Well, then they list The Newsroom and Sleepwalk With Me.
The way I said that,
I don't know which one they're applauding for.
But that's your top four.
So there you go, right?
Is this a game?
It's going to be.
I just wanted to use this as an example that everybody has one.
So I'm going to start reading somebody's top four.
You buzz in with your own name when you think you know who it is, and then I'll call on you,
and then tell me the correct answer,
and you get a point.
Incorrect answer, negative one point,
so make sure you think you have the right answer before buzzing in.
And for each additional title that's left in the top four
after you've buzzed in and gotten it right,
you get a bonus point for each one of those
you can name.
We'll get to that when we get to that.
That was a lot
of information. Do we say Buzz or do we say our name?
If you say Buzz,
I think I'll be able to handle it.
But
your own name is what I'm
looking for. Okay.
Is it quicker to say buzz than Brie?
Brie.
Same.
I think if you make it, whoever makes the noise
first.
As long as that noise isn't the answer.
Because that's not what we're looking for
at that point.
Ready?
Ready?
Whose top four on IMDb
starts with
The Avengers?
See? Too many Avengers to choose from.
So what?
Don't want to jump in too early. Don't want a negative one point.
I like the way you're playing it.
The second movie.
Captain America The Winter Soldier. Tap the mic when you think you have an answer.
It got my attention.
Are you buzzing in?
I mean, I have the first name guess.
But then I realized there's so many of this guy and they all look alike to me.
Chris.
Right?
Don't they?
There's like the Chris Pratt, the Chris Hemsworth.
I'm not answering.
I'm just saying.
I'm just naming Chris's.
I think it's...
It's not a Chris, is it?
Chris Hemsworth.
Incorrect.
Correct? Incorrect. Correct?
Incorrect, I said.
In, in.
You missed an in.
Yeah, I guess those words are too close together.
Similar.
Next time I'm going to say, wrong!
Did he say wrong, or?
All right, so Lisa and Brie are still in it.
Two more titles to go.
Captain America First Avenger.
The First Avenger.
Captain America The First Avenger.
Fucking men laughing. Okay.
Okay, you ready for the fourth one?
Yeah.
Captain America.
No!
Civil War.
I know who he's dating.
I'm sorry, I already tapped. She's awesome, you're right. She's dating. I'm sorry I already tapped. She's awesome you're right. She's awesome.
Okay any guesses from Alisa or Bri? I want to but I... She really helped you out a lot.
Chris Evans. Yeah that's right. Wow. So you got to Brie or Buzz first.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, go ahead.
Buzz.
What's your answer, Buzz?
Chris Evans.
Yeah.
Woo-woo.
This is my strategies.
I'll just give you the first name,
I'll give you the family members,
and then you can take the points.
Who's he dating?
Oh, maybe I shouldn't say that.
Yeah, yeah.
Keep that great strategy to yourself.
Make them wonder why they're winning.
How are we pulling this off?
All right, let's try another one.
That was, you know, that's like a warm-up.
I think you're getting into the groove now.
We got Chris Evans was the first correct answer.
And this next person, first title, Creed.
Motion picture, Creed, not the band.
Not the word that comes after
race
what is it
how's it go
race color
or creed
or creed
I mean I don't care
what your creed is
I'll be honest with you
all creeds matter
so I mentioned I'm in be honest with you. All creeds matter.
So I mentioned I'm gonna be in Charlotte on October 15th.
Hey, it's just
the true thing that's happening.
I'm gonna go to Charlotte.
I'm gonna shut shit down.
I'm gonna say, guys, let's all just work this out.
No, I'm just gonna do this show.
Oh, no guesses?
No.
All right, the second title.
The first one's Creed.
Second one, Fruitvale Station.
Beep, beep.
I think you got it first, Aya.
That evil laugh just came out of me really intensely.
Mwahaha.
Who is it?
Michael B. Jordan.
That's right.
It is Michael B. Jordan.
Thank you, Aya.
So now
you're out of the negative point hole,
but
you can also guess two more Michael
B. Jordan
joints. Fantastic four.
And what's another one?
Friday Night Lights is not a movie.
But it could be in his top four. Friday Night Lights is not a movie. But it could be in his top four.
Friday Night Lights.
Nope.
Thanks, Doug.
You're welcome.
Chronicle is what they were put for his third slot.
And number four, you're correct.
Fantastic Four.
Yep.
So you picked up an extra point there
so you have one point, Brie has a point
Lisa get in this
I've never heard of any of these movies
or actors so far
I forgot
Lisa lost her hearing recently
so she's never heard of anyone
Well this one might turn it around
This one I have a good feeling about
The first movie
And this person's top four
Whiplash
Buzz
Here comes Aya
Miles Teller
That is correct
JK it's JK Simmons No That is correct.
J.K., it's J.K. Simmons.
No, seriously, J.K.
It's Miles Teller, and you get three more guesses.
Yeah, I can't think of anything.
Any other Miles Teller vehicles?
I feel like he was in some, like... Oh, oh!
The Divergent series?
One, two, and three, and four?
What else you got?
I got...
Is that your two guesses?
Divergent one and two?
Well, it's like
there's Allegiant.
I read this book.
Oh, you get three guesses, though.
So you want to go
Divergent 1, 2, and 3?
Yeah, you don't know
the actual titles, though,
do you?
Allegiant is one of them.
Yeah, let's move on.
This is getting boring.
Continue.
Anything else?
A sad teen movie
oh yeah
yeah that one
okay
he wasn't in that
alright well you missed
he was in the spectacular now
so good
and of the divergent films
they just listed one
they just listed divergent
but I'll give you that
since you brought
the whole thing up
and then
of course he was in
fantastic four
I didn't actually see that. With Michael B. Jordan.
No, who did?
You can't say that to Alex Trebek.
He asked a World War II question.
Oh, I didn't see that.
See, you get another point.
You're killing it, Aya.
One more round.
We might not need the tiebreaker, but I've got one
if necessary. See,
it's not always movies.
First title,
The Shield.
Second one,
The
Commish.
Oh.
Third one.
Fantastic Four.
Buzz.
Michael Chiklis. That's correct.
And that brings you to two points.
If you can name the fourth
and final Michael Chiklis
listing in his top four,
that'll bring us to a tie with
Aya and we'll play the tiebreaker.
What do you got?
I don't know why, but I want to say American Horror Story.
I don't know why.
I don't know why that out of everything
he's ever done. We got the shield, we got the commish, we got Fantastic
Four. American Horror
Story, freak show. No, what's your
answer? Freak show.
American Horror Story, freak show. No, what's your answer? Freak show. American Horror Story freak show.
No. Damn it. Wrong.
Fantastic Four
Rise of the Silver Surfer.
Oh, you were so
close to taking that away, but I is the winner
of that game, everybody.
Oh, boy. We're doing great on time. Oh, boy.
We're doing great on time.
This is great.
We're doing so great.
So I guess to go first
in this next game,
it's called
Whose Tagline Is It Anyway?
I'll say a tagline
from a motion picture.
Maybe it's a classic.
Maybe it isn't.
Maybe it's a good tagline.
Probably it isn't. And it's a good tagline. Probably it isn't.
And you just have to take turns
guessing what movie it represents,
either on a poster or in an advertisement.
So we'll start with you, Aya,
and I'll just say the tagline to you,
and then you can guess,
and if you don't get it right,
then Lisa gets a chance,
and then Bree, and so on.
What movie has the tagline,
Wouldn't you rather play chess?
Wouldn't you rather play chess?
Wouldn't you rather play chess?
Pawn Sacrifice? Wonderful guess. But wrong, right? Would you rather play chess? Uh, pawn sacrifice?
Wonderful guess.
But wrong, right?
Wrong!
Oh, if I just started doing that on the regular,
yelling wrong all the time.
Lisa?
I can't think, uh... I can't think.
I can't think.
It's tough, right? I don't know.
I just don't know.
Should I guess?
Well, yeah, guess like Jumanji would be a good guess.
That was mine.
Was it?
Yeah.
Well, it might be the right answer.
Jumanji would be a good guess.
It would be, yeah.
But I won't guess it.
No, don't guess it.
It's her guess.
It's your guess.
Pretty much established
as incorrect.
Wrong.
Wrong.
People of Gotham.
Take control!
Take control!
I want to go back to normal.
Normal, normal, normal.
No guests then?
Oh.
For Lisa?
you'd rather
wouldn't you rather be playing chess?
oh you think that maybe that's
they just used the title of the movie
is the catchphrase the actual title?
come on man let's play chess
is that it? no Come on, man. Let's play chess.
Is that it?
No.
Bree?
I have a few, but... The game?
Oh.
Yeah, I'd rather play chess.
I mean, that was life or death.
Yeah, that was fucked up.
That game, yeah.
Another game that was life or death
that's not as good as chess.
War Games.
War Games.
Would you like to play a game?
Yeah, a classic movie.
And you guys didn't recognize it.
Nor should you.
No.
Could have been Clue.
They haven't made a shoot some ladders movie yet.
I think it's in development.
Hunger Games? Okay.
That's a good one.
Here's the next tagline for Aya.
Nuclear power.
In the best hands, it's dangerous.
In the hands of Lex Luthor,
it is pure evil.
The 2016 election.
Is that your final answer? I'm really, really searching out the Twitter trolls here.
Batman?
Well, I have to apologize right now
for what people are going to say to you.
But there was that one time where Lex Luthor wandered into
a Batman comic strip.
Oh, oh, you're an idiot.
Yeah.
No, I'll troll myself for that one.
Okay.
Lisa?
I'm just trying to figure out which one.
Right?
Superman 2.
No.
Damn.
Brie?
Batman v Superman?
Yeah, I guess we don't want
Lex Luthor to have
nuclear power in that movie.
We don't want
Jesse Eisenberg
to have anything.
Fair.
He can just keep his sharp
wit.
It's Superman 4,
the quest for peace.
Yeah, but that's a
trick question for sure.
Let's try another one.
Aya?
I'm so scared now.
Prepare to go ballistic
dodgeball?
I've seen this movie I don't know what
it doesn't make any sense
a true Hollywood story
or no
true underdog tale
no a true underdog tale? No, a true underdog story?
That's your guess?
Well, I'd be cheating if I said no now.
Okay.
Lisa?
Schindler's List?
Prepare to go to the Schindler's List.
Schindler's List?
The go-to comedic...
No.
Hostile.
I went ballistic after I saw that.
There was that one James Bond Casino Royale
where they torture him by slapping his balls
with a ball in a hose.
It's really a homoerotic torture sequence
that'd be funny to say
James Bond's gone ballistic
but
do you have any idea Brie?
you said it doesn't make sense though
so now I
right that really throws it off
it sort of makes sense now that you mention it
alright
but not really throws it off. It sort of makes sense now that you mention it. Alright.
But not really.
You'll see. We'll discuss it when I tell you the name of it.
Alright, I'm just going to go for it.
I just keep getting messages on Twitter from people that are
so concerned that Dark Knight Rises
takes place in a prison.
And I'm like, it's not a prison movie.
There's a prison in it.
Yeah.
And we're just arguing about that.
What do you got, Bree?
Space Jam.
I'm not proud.
That's not a terrible guess, really.
I think that whatever they did have for that movie
was pretty dumb.
But no, it's for the John Woo movie Broken Arrow.
Broken Arrow, yeah.
I wish I could say, oh.
Yeah.
But it's got nuclear weapons in it.
They're carting around on a train.
So ballistic is in reference to that.
All right.
One more.
One more.
I'll stop torturing you with this, Gane.
What movie
has the tagline,
Earth? It was fun while
it lasted.
If it's not this,
I'm going to be really sad
after Earth.
Right?
So, all right, fair enough.
It was a fairly bleak movie.
It really does, when you apply it to that movie,
it just makes it sound like,
come see this movie.
There's no fun.
But that's incorrect.
Lisa?
Independence Day?
That's not bad.
That wouldn't be bad for the ballistic one either.
Or would you rather play jazz?
But all of those are not that.
Aya?
Not Aya, sorry.
Bree?
Aya, take another shot at it.
We do look a little alike, I think.
A little bit, yeah.
Red-headed bookends.
I forgot what it's called
Oh that's going to hurt in this game
It's going to really hold you back
What's called
So Will Smith with his dog
Oh right
I Am Legend
Yeah
Incorrect
Oh
Alright
Oh that's the movie I thought I was saying
I thought that was the Independence Day movie.
We all guess Will Smith movies.
Oh, right, right.
I mean, there is a dog in Independence Day, so yeah.
No, I thought somebody might be able to get that one
just because the movie's called Armageddon.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, and all of those movies were all,
I'll add, somebody just sent me on Twitter
a list of, here's movies that have nuclear war in them.
And that'd be fun for whose tagline is it anyway?
And I was like, yes, it would.
Turns out, no.
Well, you know what is going to be a fun finish
to our session of games here right now?
A little something called Last Man Stanton.
This is a game where we all take turns
naming motion pictures
that an audience member has given us a name of.
All the works of that person. If you can't
think of one, you're in risk of
going out. But
you got one
lifeline. Lisa,
I'm going to give you two lifelines.
Because
your name tag is a lifeline.
So Aya
can go to Wayne, and CJ can help out Bree,
and Lisa can either help herself or go to Caitlin.
Caitlin Garden Cop.
Caitlin.
Are you apologizing to her, or are you saying she's got to be ready?
She might have to jump in.
Both.
Like if the name is Chris Evans,
when it gets to her,
she'll say,
I've never heard of this person.
If it's Michael B. Jordan,
she's going to shrug.
There's somebody in there
you've heard of.
Lex Luthor.
Lex Luthor. Lex Luthor.
Lexi Luthi.
Leather.
Leather liquor.
Yeah, I forgot to mention
all of the answers
in that first game
were all people
that have been
in one of the few
Fantastic Four films.
They're all Fantastic Four actors.
But somebody in the audience is going to give us a name for
Last Man Stanton. Where is
Miss Nix Mam?
That's you
right over there. That's CJ.
That happens so often that the name
tag and the person I picked from Twitter
match up and there's no planning behind it.
It just happens. Is it just your
intense fandom that makes it all
just come together?
Or are you just a very good person?
That's great.
What do you do for a living?
I'm in insurance.
Oh, then you're not a good person.
No, seriously though, what do you do?
Dental lab technician making teeth.
There could hardly be a better person.
That is a good person.
What's your number in case anybody needs some teeth?
Let's give you a plug.
Let's get some people to come out and buy your teeth.
And you have a name for us for Last Man Standing
that you think would be perfect for us to play?
You, Rob Lowe.
Wait, I'm still talking to you about it.
You just blurted it out. Rob Lowe.
What are we supposed to do?
We got some...
We got some faces up here that...
You know, that there's not a lot of Rob Lowe knowledge.
Could you name any Rob Lowe movies?
No, don't raise your hand to do it. I'm just saying that's what the game is about to be.
I'm so excited. I've heard of him.
So yeah, I just was looking for a vote.
Like if you guys wanted to veto doing Rob Lowe or if you think he's worth playing.
It's just movies, not TV shows.
Correct.
So you can't say The Grinder.
You can't say Parks and Rec or West Wing.
I'm cool with Rob Lowe.
Legal Lion?
What was that one?
Legal The Lionhearted? The Lion's Dead. We stick with Rob Lowe. Legal lion? What was that one? Legal lion-hearted?
The lion's dead.
I think we want Lisa to win.
The lion's dead.
We stick with Rob Lowe.
Bosom buddies?
He was in that, right?
Oh, Lisa.
No.
No one's even heard of bosom buddies.
I think we need a better name.
Yeah.
Hang on a second.
Yeah.
Hang on a second.
Okay, so you're just going to name actors with good teeth.
I get where you're going.
I understand where you're coming from.
Ricky Gervais doesn't stand a chance.
He's got to laugh at that because he's the mean one.
Okay, so then she tossed on top of that John Cusack.
Is that what you said?
Okay.
What do you think of that, ladies?
I can fuck with that.
He's a pretty good one.
All right, so here's what we're going to do.
You all still get one lifeline
that can name a movie
by either
featuring either Rob Lowe
or John Cusack.
Really? Yeah.
Alright.
And you guys
just have to... I'm bowing out
of this one because I don't want to make this crazy.
I got to keep track of this one.
Because it's Rob Lowe or John Cusack
each time it's your turn. Aya won
the game
prior to whose tagline is it anyway.
So you still get to go first, but we'll
switch up the order. It goes Aya, Brie,
Lisa,
Aya, name any movie
with Rob Lowe or John
Cusack, and I don't think there's one with both,
but I could be wrong.
I'm going to go obvious first and go say anything.
Get the obvious say anything.
Of course.
Tepid applause.
My turn?
No, it's Bree's turn.
Oh.
Gross point blank.
Okay.
I don't remember Rob Lowe being in that,
but everybody seems to think it's right.
Better Off Dead.
Now, you guys, Rob Lowe listens to this podcast.
You don't want to make him feel bad
by just reeling off a bunch of
John Cusack movies.
High fidelity.
I'd save those Cusacks
for when you need it real bad.
Cusack seems to be
the pricier currency
in this game.
Bree.
Stand by me.
Oh, alright.
I don't think Rob Lowe was in that.
No. No, he wasn't.
My fat friend Jerry O'Connell was.
John Cusack was in that?
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, yeah. Was he the dead body?
In the flashback scene.
I mean, he was a dead body in that movie, for sure.
I don't remember.
He dies.
He's the older brother that goes off to...
Spoiler, guys.
He dies.
It's been a long time.
He's Wil Wheaton's older brother, and he goes off to fight.
Oh, okay.
He goes off to try to fight off not dying.
Yeah.
But that's... you were right.
Oh, wait.
Whose turn is it?
Your turn?
Yeah.
And you still got to come up with something?
Yeah, I can come up with something.
You got a Rob Lowe?
I got a Rob Lowe.
Let's have a Rob Lowe.
St. Elmo's Fire.
Yes!
Right?
He played the sexy sax in that movie.
Damn it, that was my saving one.
That was like the one I was like, no, no, no.
All right, 16 Candles.
John Cusack is in it as one of the nerds.
Nice.
That's real good.
Shoot.
I love that description
because then he immediately stopped playing nerds.
Never looked back.
I'm joking.
He's always a fucking nerd.
I'd give you more examples,
but that would help the players.
Hot tub time machine.
Oh, there you go.
We should have just done straight up Cusack.
I think I'm right.
Rob Lowe's getting some cold shoulder.
Grifters?
Yeah.
Full title.
What's the full title?
The Grifters?
Colon, The Search for Curly's Gold.
Serendipity.
Damn.
Don't clap for that one
but it's right
that one tastes bad
serendipity
Brie
that was my
CJ I need your help
oh here we go
but you know
even after CJ helps you
because I'm confident
she will
you know just listen
to what the other people
are saying
because some of these movies might have sequels
and whatnot.
All right, CJ?
About Last Night.
About Last Night.
Okay, what about it, ladies?
I didn't even know you knew each other.
Okay, yeah, About Last Night.
It's starring Rob Lowe.
I've got a brief cameo in that one.
Lisa?
Kaylin, I've got a maybe.
Do you have a definite?
Oh, you want a definite for sure
because a maybe will get you
kicked out.
I'm going to go to my lifeline.
Tommy Boy.
Rob Lowe and Tommy Boy.
Oh, yeah.
Where do we go?
Yeah, I have a maybe, too.
So let's try my lifeline first.
Did he leave?
What do you got, shithead?
Hey.
What, shithead?
War ink.
War ink?
War ink?
Yeah.
Oh, ooh, and that sparked something.
That helped.
You sparked her.
War ink.
Good sparking.
Shit.
Bree.
You get any sparks?
No.
Shit.
I'm so sorry, CJ.
I messed up real bad.
I didn't know enough today.
I bow down. I back out. enough today I bow down I back out
Back down
For the listeners I'm choking her
You're giving me flashbacks from last night
Gracie Strangler
Gracie Strangler callback
Tonight you're going to get punched about the face.
Do you train a lot?
No.
What's your walking in music?
Do you get to choose walking in music?
Do you want to say or is it a surprise?
It's Sleigh Bell's Hyper Dark.
Thank you
Yes
People are into it
I thought it was badass
But it's not
Like the funniest choice
But it's aggressive
I should have gone funny
Yeah it's like
Loud heart
It's a bad bitch
Anthem
Okay
Yeah
Alright
Yeah
What about
Meredith Brooks' bitch
That would have been fun
Touche
It's not too late to switch.
Don't do that.
Okay.
All right.
Whose turn is it?
Mine.
Oh, and you're not in any hurry to play?
What's that?
Oh.
Are you out of answers?
I have two maybes.
I don't know which maybe to go with.
I tried to weave some of the answers into the conversation
I was just having with Bree
And I got in three of them
You should have told us
Then we'd be listening to you talk You did say anthem.
Wait, you said anthem.
No, I don't think I said anything.
Maybe it would have been a fun thing to do, though.
Now that I've told you about it, I can't really do it,
but let me see if I can...
Get one by you somehow,
some way,
somewhere.
No,
that was,
there was no,
there wasn't in there either.
Is it,
is it schools out?
Oh,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
that's not my name.
What?
I was giving you a hint to give me a hint.
Schools Out.
No, no.
I don't think that exists.
No, my guess is Class.
Is that a movie?
Class.
Is that a movie?
Yes.
Is Rob Lowe in it?
Yes.
Did I blow in it? Yes.
That came from the nether world of my consciousness.
That's how competitive you are though.
You couldn't even throw down the microphone.
You kind of tried to and gave up on the idea.
You're like, oh no, I shouldn't throw this down.
I don't want to break anything.
That's not cool, but do a mic drop, I love it.
That's not cool.
But do a mic drop.
I love it.
I didn't say murder someone.
That was a dainty drop. That sounded horrible.
Even the microphone's a fantastic fest.
Fext.
I gotta get out of here.
I'm gonna make a...
I'm gonna make a... I'm gonna make a fegxit.
So you're still in it there.
Yeah, Aya has to come up with another one.
But you have some on account.
Yeah, and then she has to match me, right?
I'm just making... You have to both keep going, yeah.
Okay.
I think this is right.
I know his sister's in it.
Toys?
Toys?
Yeah.
Who do you think is in Toys?
Joan Cusack is definitely in Toys,
and I feel like maybe he is too.
No, he's not in Toys.
But that's not my answer.
Okay.
Just spitballing out loud.
I believe there's also a movie called The 13th Floor.
Wow.
Isn't that a...
That's not him.
You're just spitballing at this point.
Look at the disappointment and shame in the eyes of the audience.
They're also a respectful audience,
so nobody takes out their device to look up the right answer and yell it
out at us. But Lisa's going to take hers
out of her dress.
You looked like you were going to reach for a...
Well, if I had a pocket,
God damn it.
But I
believe both of those things are incorrect.
I know that he's in a movie that's a room number.
John Cusack.
And I think he's in a couple of movies with numbers in the title.
None of us knows what room number it is.
What else?
No, I mean, I could say it, but we're still playing.
You have to get this right for the win.
I'm just giving you a subtle little clue.
Otherwise, what do we do?
We do a timer?
No, she already won, didn't she?
Because you didn't give a correct answer.
No, but I went first.
Oh, okay.
So Brie has a chance.
But when you're wrong, you're out.
But when you're wrong, you're out, and you were just wrong.
And I'm out.
Yeah.
Great, okay.
Did I win?
So going first was a negative.
No, it's good because theoretically you might run out of names.
You can explain this podcast
to me after the show.
I've never had a panelist
afterwards. Now explain what happened to me.
Talk me through what we just did.
I'm fuzzy
on that. But you did great.
Me? You did great. You did. But you did great. Me?
You did great.
You did great.
Everybody did great.
We did great.
This is a celebration of greatness.
Does the top part of the shithead thing come out of the head?
Wayne?
Sure, tear it out.
Sure, tear it out.
I'm just saying, because she could just
pass me that. It's like the sword in the stone
right here, right?
Instead of the whole shit hat. There you go.
That was very
sword in the stone.
Also reminded me of the Squatty Potty
commercials.
So yeah, just pass that
dirty stick down here.
Because I assume it's got a shithead on the back of it.
Of course it does. Good job, Wayne.
And
where is the... There's an envelope
on the back of yours, Brie. But Lisa,
we truly don't need to know who your shithead
is, because that's the consolation prize.
And
we're not giving that out
because she won...
Who are you playing for again?
Caitlin?
Caitlin.
Caitlin!
Come get your prizes, Caitlin!
Are you good to handle all of this?
I mean, there are pillows, so...
Oh, but the painting, that's a lot of...
Yeah, you forgot about that, didn't you?
Look at her go! Oh, my God!
Yay, Caitlin!
That's someone who's been to a swap meet before.
She knows how to handle a lot of diverse items.
Well, that one didn't sound as complimentary.
Or maybe it did.
What? Really?
That's your shithead? Okay.
Aya, let's do some plugs. Promote yourself.
You can watch You're the Worst on FXX, Wednesdays at 10.
Thanks to those three people who clapped for that.
Woo!
And Easy is on a thing called Netflix,
which apparently nobody's heard of.
And yeah, that's all I got.
Easy's brand new.
Easy's brand thinking new.
I think it just started today.
And yeah, I wonder if skipping around and not watching them in order would be kind of rewarding in its own way.
I understood about half of that sentence.
What?
I said, I think skipping around might be an interesting way to watch the episodes of that show instead of in order.
Yeah, I think you can watch it however you want.
That's the great thing about Netflix. That's think you can watch it however you want. That's the great thing about Netflix.
That's their slogan.
Watch it however you want.
Or don't.
That's up to you.
We're not going to force you to watch anything.
Except for this new U2 video.
Remember when they put all those U2 albums on everybody's thing?
Yeah.
Lisa, what do you got to plug
oh you know
I'll plug a show I'm doing tomorrow night
at Strange Brew
yeah
at 11 o'clock it's Michael Good's show
he's super funny and it's called
Good Time I'll be there tomorrow night doing
stand up comedy
hell yeah
I'm sorry your plugs I could have ended comedy. Hell yeah.
I'm sorry.
Your plugs,
I could have ended with applause
and I stepped on it
with all my
stupid comments.
So I apologize for that.
I feel validated enough.
Oh,
you sensed
I was lying.
Don't worry.
The hole is deep here.
You can fill it anytime you want.
It used to be keep Austin weird,
but now it's we'll clap for anything.
I'd rather have it be we'll fill your holes.
Whoa.
We get to be the sexiest ones now.
Bree. We get to be the sexiest ones now. Bree?
You can check me out on YouTube.com.
New sketches on Nuclear Family
every Tuesdays and Thursdays
and on SourceFed.
Woo!
I got some things to plug.
I'm going to be in Dallas, Boston,
the aforementioned Charlotte, Tacoma, San Francisco, and more.
So go to douglasmovies.com.
Wait, can we also just say Doug Benson is going to be on
You're the Worst this season.
Well, yeah, I was.
And he's fantastic.
Well, that's, you know,
that's neither here nor there.
I just wanted to secretly ruin your show.
Just like I've done to yours.
Exactly.
It's called Revenge.
I don't know what I did with my hands.
Revenge.
Here's my phone.
Are you making me echo it again and again and again?
But yeah, that was a dream.
You know, that's one of those dreams come true
that you never even think of.
I was never sitting around going,
I wish I could appear as myself on this show.
And then that's what I'm going to do,
whether you like it or not.
One more time for all of my guests.
Aya Cash.
Lisa Delarios.
Priya Srig.
And as always,
Chris Hardwick is a shithead.
Aya, you were on Mad Men.
Now you liked him just fine, right? Yeah, he's super nice.
I mean, since Singled Out,
when I used to stay at home and watch him.
Now he's married to a Hearst.
Yeah, so maybe that's it.
Some lady's jealous.
And
Oh, okay, I got it.
Yuppie condos
forcing Snack Bar
and Vulcan Video to relocate are a shithead.
Now it's time for Doug to watch another talk. Sticky seats with 50,000, five more kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see.
Those Doug Mudd movies.
Hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
Thanks for coming, everybody.
Enjoy the rest of your fantastic fest.