Doug Loves Movies - Bean, Leslie Ellis and Trey Galyon guest

Episode Date: March 7, 2018

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers screening baby sticky seeds With 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. Yeah, yeah. Me amo. Why would I? My name...
Starting point is 00:00:44 My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you once again from... Yeah, we've done it here before. It's been a minute. But we're at Cafe Istanbul in New Orleans, Louisiana. Louisiana. Louisiana. It's like if Oklahoma was about Louisiana.
Starting point is 00:01:15 So thank you guys so much for being here. It's Tuesday, March 6th. I know that because I'm going on a cruise tomorrow that the dates are March 7 to 11 and that's easy for a pot smoker to remember 7 to 11 so yeah, we're on the 6th and you guys are on
Starting point is 00:01:45 Your name tag game I'm guessing The name tags are always great here There's always lots of them We got Kill Dill of course Your name is Dill Okay Your middle name is Dill
Starting point is 00:02:01 Good yeah Hide that Fucking hide that Dill No country for old who? No country for old Michael It's all about the M&M's You're really like Tapping those M&M's
Starting point is 00:02:15 You know I don't know if my guests are super into M&M's or not But Have I seen you before The guy who's dressed up with the oil cans from The Jerk? You see me? Yeah, I've seen you here, and you had the same thing going on.
Starting point is 00:02:36 And Orlando, oh my God, you're traveling around to freak me out. Because it seems like a very singular idea to dress up as Steve Martin from The Jerk and then have a bunch of oil cans and then... that have been shot at. What's your name?
Starting point is 00:02:55 Chris. Chris. Where is that on your thing? Is it on your shirt? No, it says Navin from the movie. It says... Yeah, it says Navin. So you've taken the idea of a name tag
Starting point is 00:03:05 and put your name nowhere on it. Like this is next level name tag shit. I'm not going to put Chad on here. I'm Navin for fuck's sake. All right, well, great job to everybody. Is there people in the balcony? Woo! Do you guys have name tags?
Starting point is 00:03:27 No. Okay, good, because you are not going to get chosen up there. I want to make sure you know what you're in for. Plus, you're just completely unseen. The lights are completely in my eyes, so I can't even see you. Like, any time you guys laugh, I'll be like, oh, ghosts are enjoying this.
Starting point is 00:03:40 Can't even see you. Like, any time you guys laugh, I'll be like, oh, ghosts are enjoying this. It's working out for the ghost contingent. All right. Get out of... Hey, move over, Pixar. Doug plugs. Wednesday, March 21st,
Starting point is 00:04:04 Doug Loves Movies returns to our New York City home, the Gramercy Theater. Doug Loves Movies returns to the UCB Theater in Los Angeles on Tuesday, March 27th. And I'm doing stand-up at the Sacramento Punchline on Thursday, April 19th. And Paradise, California on April 20th. Oh, Paradise.
Starting point is 00:04:27 All of my dates and dates and links are available at DougLovesMovies.com. That's DougLovesMovies.com! Yeah! Yeah. All right, so you can see that we have three guest chairs and three microphones on stage up here. And that's a typical number of guests on the show. But in the case of today, I've got two great guests waiting in the wings.
Starting point is 00:04:57 And the third guest is going to be one of you. Yeah, that's right. Is the gookie here? Yeah, I thought so. I thought that was you. Why are you all overdressed today? You just came from a funeral? Alright, so
Starting point is 00:05:20 in addition to the gookie, who else would like to be up here on stage? Raise up your name tag if you'd like to join us up here. Because unfortunately I'm going to judge you based on your name tags. Holy shit, Navin wants to play. What's your name tag over here, lady? Sleep Leslie in Seattle. Sleep Leslie in Seattle. Do you really want to come up here? Do you think you'd be good at playing these games?
Starting point is 00:05:50 Yeah. I fucking love your confidence. Come up here. And let's get Naven up here because he just goes to so much effort for no good reason. And the Gookie.
Starting point is 00:06:07 Come on up, the Gookie, because we've met him already previously. Get over here, dude. Well, I bring the cans because, you know, what if somebody tries to shoot at you? It's good to have those as a distraction. Plus, just the overall look. Does anybody have a camera?
Starting point is 00:06:26 Or a phone? Make sure you get a shot of this group. But let's meet everybody individually real quick. What's your name, young lady? Leslie. Talk into your microphone, please.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Leslie. Closer. Leslie. Harassment. Leslie, what do you do here in the New Orleans area? I work at a hotel near the Superdome, and I've worked there for five years. Ooh, is that a good location for a hotel near the Superdome?
Starting point is 00:06:58 Yeah. A lot of people go to events at Superdome, need to crash. I need a hotel room, I need it quick. I can help you out. Okay. What's your name again? Leslie. Where's your name tag at?
Starting point is 00:07:17 Oh, you left it over there. Yeah, that's a good idea. Keep your beer rather than your name. Oh, it's flying in. Look at that. Is that a roadie on his day off? Very nice. All right, that'll help me to remember your name, Leslie.
Starting point is 00:07:33 Thank you. I'll just call you Coors if I can. What are you drinking? Can't be Coors. A bit of amber. Looks delicious, yeah. Oh, speaking of delicious drinks, dear Cafe Istanbul,
Starting point is 00:07:47 can I order a Tito's and soda? Would you mind? Oh, thank you so much. Does anybody else need anything? Okay, great. Alright, so we got the Gookie. It's an unfortunate name, but a very nice
Starting point is 00:08:04 man who's been to the shows here before, and I've talked about him incessantly. And what's your actual name, dude? My name is Mason. Mason. And you didn't bring a name tag tonight? No. I feel that after winning the 14 Guests of Christmas prize pack
Starting point is 00:08:20 that I don't deserve to ever win. Listen to him pulling himself out of the running. What a gracious person. It was way too much stuff. Yes. Well, you're way better than Leslie in every way. But let's say hello to Navin.
Starting point is 00:08:40 What's your actual name again? Chris. Chris. Alright. That's going to be hard for me to navigate. So chances are I'll probably call you Navin again. what's your actual name again? Chris. Chris, all right. That's going to be hard for me to navigate. You can call me Nave. Chances are I'll probably call you Nave-in again. Are you filming the show, ma'am or sir? No, thank you. It was a dude.
Starting point is 00:08:58 With the light on my face, it could have been anything, but as soon as he put the camera down, I'm like, oh, it's our roadie. It's cool. He can shoot stuff. But yeah, that was a really long, long, constant ray of light coming out
Starting point is 00:09:09 of that phone. What do you do for a living, Chad? Or Chris. Nope. When you don't have a name tag that has your actual goddamn name, I gotta deal with remembering what the gookie's real name is.
Starting point is 00:09:26 Leslie, didn't you have her name tag? If it wasn't for our faithful roadie, we'd never see it. So I need you to cooperate and answer to any name I call you. Well, Chad is a 911 operator. What?
Starting point is 00:09:44 Hang on a second. I have to have a drink. Just when I hear them, I get 411 and 911 and 311. I get them all mixed up. All mixed up. Don't know what to do.
Starting point is 00:10:04 What? 911 is information? Or no. 9-1-1 is emergency. You are correct. That's what you do. I do indeed. What's the worst...
Starting point is 00:10:16 Oh, that's terrible. What's the last emergency you had to deal with? Like, do you get a lot of bogus emergencies? That's a better question. Sure, but I guess the most memorable one was a man being bit in the penis by a raccoon. Are you in touch with either the man or the raccoon? Like, does it bother you that you don't know
Starting point is 00:10:42 how these stories end a lot of the times? I don't want to know how most of them end. You just want to hope they lived. I want to go back to watching my movie. Well, you know, I love movies, so I can't... I can't be mad at you for neglecting the lives of people. Good luck to you today. Navin, Chad, Chris.
Starting point is 00:11:08 Have you guys been to Navin, Chad, Chris' steakhouse? All right, so we're going to play a quick round of last man stand to determine which one of you gets to stay. And I'm not even going to write down your answers because we just need it to go fast. So all of my decisions are final. And there's a person in the audience
Starting point is 00:11:36 who suggested that they have a great name for Last Man Stanton on my Twitter. And that person goes by the name Fart Cancer. I'm sorry, that's me. And that's him. How does this, this always happens.
Starting point is 00:11:56 I had no idea Fart Cancer and Navin were one and the same. And yet somehow he manages to get up here on this stage. And I feel like, you know, it's just a luck of the draw thing. And that these other
Starting point is 00:12:12 two contestants should be alright with him getting to decide. What name were you thinking of? Steve Martin. Okay. So do you feel like you're a super Steve Martin fan, or do you feel like this lady and this man would have a chance against you?
Starting point is 00:12:31 It would be unfair. I've studied Steve Martin movies all day. All right, it would be unfair. So let's go to Leslie. Who would you pick for a person whose movies you could name the most of? Tom Hanks. Oh, that's a good one.
Starting point is 00:12:46 All right, and then the gookster? I would pick Harrison Ford. That's another good one. All of these names have come up on the show before, and it's been a great competition. So I say, and we'll go quickly, you don't get time to think. Each of you will name films
Starting point is 00:13:10 from the person that you just named. No lifelines. Yeah, this is serious. I see you taking a deep breath, Chad Chris Navin. You're going gonna need it. You don't even have time to exhale. I don't seem like a fast game show host, but look out. Uh, how do we decide who goes first?
Starting point is 00:13:48 Ladies first. Okay. Lady with the super deep voice. Ladies are first. Please. All right, so that's the order we'll go in. We'll go Leslie, Gookie. Gookie.
Starting point is 00:14:13 I'm so sorry. Instead of saying his name, I just spilled my drink on myself. That's the same thing to me. Wow, I spilled a lot on myself. All right, here we go. Leslie, your person is Tom Hanks. Give me a Tom Hanks movie.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Castaway. Correct. Gookie, yours is Harrison Ford. Give me a Harrison Ford movie. Hanover Street. Mm-hmm. Wow, you're going deep, and you're only playing against yourself.
Starting point is 00:14:46 I'm going to go chronological. It's not even chronological. That wasn't his first or his last movie. I don't know what kind of chronology you're working with. chronology you're working with. Chris.
Starting point is 00:15:12 It's got to be the jerk. You guys talk about the jerk. You're really cronning it up. All right. Now we're going to go fast. Leslie. The Polar Express. Yes, Lee.
Starting point is 00:15:26 Gookie. Apocalypse Now. Correct-a-mookie. Man Polar Express. Yes, Lee. Gookie. Apocalypse Now. Kurechimookie. Man with two brains. That was so stupid. I didn't say your name yet, Chad, Chris. David. Man with two brains. Leslie. Philadelphia.
Starting point is 00:15:42 Gookie. Star Wars Episode 4, A New Hope. Chris. The Lonely Guy. Leslie. The Road to Perdition. Gookie. Star Wars Episode IV, A New Hope. Chris. The Lonely Guy. Leslie. The Road to Perdition. Gookie. Raiders of the Lost Ark. Chris. Three. It is difficult. Two. L.A. Stories. You're out!
Starting point is 00:16:00 Oh, okay. What's it called? L.A LA Stories? One more time. You can't yell full title because it's less title. Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid. Oh, switch up.
Starting point is 00:16:23 Leslie. Big. Gookie. plaid. Leslie. Big. Gookie. Blade Runner. All of me. Chris. Leslie. The Terminal.
Starting point is 00:16:34 What? The Terminal. Mm-hmm. Gookie. Star Wars Episode V, The Empire Strikes Back. Chris. Father of the Bride. Leslie.
Starting point is 00:16:44 Cloud Atlas. Gookie. Indiana Jones and Empire Strikes Back. Chris. Father of the Bride. Leslie. Cloud Atlas. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Chris. Holy shit. Three. Two. Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts. You are still in it.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Leslie. Forrest Gump. Star Wars Episode VI, Return of the Jedi. Chris. Can I name some Star Wars movies too? You're the... You fucking picked... Steve Martin.
Starting point is 00:17:21 Three, two, one. You're out of here. Get the fuck out of here. He hates these cans. He hates these cans. All right, Leslie. Apollo 13. Googie.
Starting point is 00:17:41 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Leslie. The Green Mile. Googie. Regarding Jones and the Last Crusade. Leslie. The Green Mile. Googie. Regarding Henry. Leslie. You got it. I have it, I have it, I have it.
Starting point is 00:17:59 Charlie Wilson's War. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Googie. Patriot Games. Leslie.
Starting point is 00:18:12 Turner and Hooch. Googie. Clear and Present Danger. Leslie. Harrison Ford does more sequels. Seattle. What? Sleepless in Seattle.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Oh, nice. Googie. Blade Runner in Seattle. Oh, nice. Kooky. Blade Runner 2049. Oh, Leslie. You've Got Mail. Kooky. Oh, here we go. Regarding Henry.
Starting point is 00:18:36 You said that. Oh, I already said that? Yeah. Okay, ooh. I mean, my memory's better than his. K19, The Widowmaker. Nobody should ever say that. Leslie.
Starting point is 00:18:52 Bridge of Spies. What? The Bridge of Spies. Oh, yeah. I thought you said Courageous Pies. And I was like, aren't they all? Kooky. Working girl.
Starting point is 00:19:07 Leslie. Saving Mr. Banks. Kooky. Oh, dear. Oh. No, I had one. Come on, Kooky. I had one just now, and I skipped over it to say the other one that I had.
Starting point is 00:19:20 I know, right? Working girl. I said working Girl already? Yeah, you did. You said it seven times. Then I skipped the other one that I... Oh, shit. Oh, mother puss bucket thumb.
Starting point is 00:19:32 Three, two... Oh, I'm out. She's got it. One, she did it, Leslie! The Gookie is out! Thank you for playing, Gookie. Do I stay up here or do I go back? You might as well stay here.
Starting point is 00:19:52 There's no reason to. What's your last name, though, Leslie? I'm going to introduce you correctly as I introduce the other guests. Leslie what? Ellis. You seem like you might not want that to go out. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:15 Leslie. Ellis. Are you in any relation to Jason Ellis? Not that I am aware. No, I don't think so. That makes sense. He's from Australia. You guys ready to get my other guests out here?
Starting point is 00:20:38 Congratulations, Leslie. And please, everybody, give it up for Leslie Ellis, Bean, and Trey Galliol. Come on out, fellas. Oh. Oh, from every direction. This is exciting. Oh, he's shaking hands With his opponent That's very nice
Starting point is 00:21:07 Very gallant of you Did you say there's something rude to her Bean? He was rude I didn't shake her hand I went over to congratulate her You're in the south now Yeah you did the right thing Bean But Trey is already starting off
Starting point is 00:21:21 He loves to be the villain Or as they say here in the French Quarter, villain. And, you know, I don't necessarily like that, and I won't cotton to it, but let's meet everybody individually. Starting with Leslie Ellis is here, everybody. Boo a little.
Starting point is 00:21:46 She's the one to watch, I think, in this competition tonight. Really taking on the, you know, the gookie. He's not messing around. He came here from a funeral. Which always, like, everybody knows that the best competitors do that. And just stop by a funeral on your way to the competition. But
Starting point is 00:22:09 Leslie, how do you think you'll do tonight against these two? I don't know if you're familiar with them. No, I'm not. Fair. I know you come to Douglas Movies for the exciting guests that I can bring out. And I know you come to Douglas Movies for the exciting guests that I can bring out.
Starting point is 00:22:28 And I know you one day will be excited to have been on with these two. But for now, you might feel like you're going to dominate in the competition. And I think that's going to work for you. Yeah. Yeah. Good luck. Thank to work for you. Yeah. Good luck.
Starting point is 00:22:46 Thank you. Thank you. And also, I'm just bringing this on you now. You didn't know you'd be a guest on the show, but did you bring something for the prize bag? Okay, so we'll give you time to think about what you want to donate to the prize bag. Could be anything. Can it be my name tag?
Starting point is 00:23:04 Could be anything. You'll tell us when we get to you. I'll get to you in a second. But first we're going to say hello to a first-time guest on the show. He goes by one name and one name only, as all the biggest names do. And you may know him from the world-famous K-Rock
Starting point is 00:23:21 out in Los Angeles. He's Bean of Kevin and Bean. It's Bean, everybody. Hi, guys. Hey, Doug. Thank you for the invitation, sir. Can you believe this guy? He's on a radio show in Los Angeles,
Starting point is 00:23:36 but he gets to live here in New Orleans. That's a pretty sweet deal, right? It's a good deal. Yeah. Let's suck up to the hometown crowd for a second. Tell everybody how much you love it here. It's maybe
Starting point is 00:23:48 my favorite city in America and I'm... I pinch myself every day that I... My wife had the brilliant idea for us to move to New Orleans. So, yeah. It couldn't be any better
Starting point is 00:24:00 and the time difference, like, God, I love the central time zone so much because I'm doing a radio show to the Pacific time zone, so I get to get up two hours later than everybody else.
Starting point is 00:24:11 Oh, I didn't look at it that way. I know it's math, Doug, but... I thought I was making you stay up hella late tonight, but you're totally good. Yeah, that's awesome. All right. You still don't stay up late, though, right?
Starting point is 00:24:23 No, I don't. But I'm psyched to be here. Because you do some work before your show. You don't go into your show like just, you know, roll out of bed and do the show. Oh, yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of prep. There's as much prep going into a radio show as there is hours in the radio show. It's a lot of work.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Yeah. Yeah. You always know your stuff, and that's why it'll be interesting to see how you do against Leslie. I know how you're going to do against my third guest tonight. It's one of the best guests this show has that is rarely winning anything. It's Trey Gallion, everybody. Excited to have you here in New Orleans because tomorrow you and I are getting on the Norwegian Pearl. Yup.
Starting point is 00:25:09 I'm taking my dram of me. Tomorrow we're going to get into a Norwegian pool. No, we're going to be on the Pearl, which is one of the Norwegian Cruise Lines signature ships. Ship, right, not boat. Ship. Yeah, they don't want you calling it a boat, but it's still, you know. It's a fucking boat.
Starting point is 00:25:25 You can still, you know, when it sets sail, you can still take a selfie and just, you know, write in the caption, I'm on a boat. It's still, it's of the boat family. Let's not make a big deal out of it. Is that the, that's not, I don't want to get you in trouble with your sponsor, but that's not the brand where the people keep falling overboard,
Starting point is 00:25:45 is it? No, no, no. That's Suicide Cruises. That's a different liner altogether. Yeah, they go right after that market. I think it's brave, and I think it's fun to go on those cruises, because some people want to have sex one last time.
Starting point is 00:26:12 So we gotta remember to release this podcast after we're out at sea. Right. Because this cruise line might not like that kind of talk. Yeah, it must not be a hot topic.
Starting point is 00:26:22 People must not be spending a lot of time laughing about people who get overboard. But I just don't stand near the edge, ever. Because, you know, you never know when somebody might get an idea. Well, I have a balcony room, so I'm not saying it's not going to happen. But I'm going to try my damnedest to not fall over the railing.
Starting point is 00:26:43 Do you have a destination on this? Are you guys going to an island? No, we just... Fun! You know, it's a rebellious rock cruise, so we're just going to sail until we're detained in some country and then probably held prisoner, and we're going to need Trump's help to get out.
Starting point is 00:27:01 I am definitely not getting off the boat in Mexico. That's for damn sure. I've off the boat in Mexico. That's for damn sure. I've done my time in Mexico. But yeah, that's where we're going. It's Cozumel, which, you know, when you get off the boat, it's just a bunch of bars with, you know, tequila shots and loud music.
Starting point is 00:27:19 And this lady's giving a big thumbs up. That sounds relevant to your interests. Yeah. What you do is you keep walking. You keep walking. You walk past all the tourist shit and you get where there's not so many lights and stuff, you know, and it's a little sketchy.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Then you walk into those bars. And what happens then? That's why I'm staying on the boat. Alright. Your advice isn't consistent You don't want people to do as you do No, don't do as I do, please You sound like you're encouraging them to go out there Now
Starting point is 00:27:57 You had a devastating loss in Denver, Trey Yeah So close I won two games and then lost to the fucking crowd schmuck. You're going down.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Whatever. His name was I don't remember and he was not a schmuck. He was very nice. His name was Kellen and he was very a schmuck. He was very nice. His name was Kellen, and he was very nice. Kellen, yes. Kellen was very cool.
Starting point is 00:28:28 And it was great to have him, and it's great to have Leslie. What? Let's go down the line, though. I always ask everybody a question before we get to the prize bag, because I want to give Leslie extra time to think about that one. Bean, what was the last movie that you saw? I think I actually have an interesting story
Starting point is 00:28:55 for this question, Doug. Well, there's a room full of people that are going to judge whether that's true or not. There's a movie I have been wanting to see for a long time that I could not find streaming or playing anywhere, and I actually had to buy the DVD on Amazon to get it. It was the only place I could find it, and it was Melvin and Howard.
Starting point is 00:29:17 Okay. Do you know it? I do. Jason Robards plays Howard Hughes, who gets picked up by a hitchhiker in the desert after a motorcycle accident, played by Paul Lamott, is the driver of that car. Years later, Howard Hughes dies and leaves the guy $156 million in his will. Allegedly a true story, by the way.
Starting point is 00:29:38 And this is what the movie is about, is the story of him and his court battle to try to get that money after Hughes died and the will was presented and his name was in it. I cannot recommend the film. It was not a good movie. But a really interesting real life story. Mary Steenburgen does
Starting point is 00:30:01 some stripping. So there's something to recommend. She's pretty naked in it. And she won an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actress for that role. No kidding. Yeah, Jason Robards, I believe, was probably nominated for playing Howard Hughes.
Starting point is 00:30:18 And it was also directed by Jonathan Demme, too, by the way. Who passed away last year and has made a lot of amazing films. But his films, the style of each one is different enough that he's got one of those, you know, his library of movies, you could have mixed opinions about them. They're all so different.
Starting point is 00:30:39 There's some you love and some you don't care so much for. And there's a lot of filmmakers that are like that. But I like the ones that are perfect every time. Those are my favorite directors. The ones who make better movies. The ones that make better movies, like every time they make a movie, it's better.
Starting point is 00:30:55 There's very few of those, but I count most of the ones that I feel that way about have only made one or two movies. But it's exciting when you find somebody that you feel that way about have only made one or two movies. But it's exciting when you find somebody that you feel that way about, but then they turn into like a... What's the guy who did Downsizing? Alexander Payne?
Starting point is 00:31:15 Matt Damon! Matt Damon! Like, it wasn't enough that the fucking puppet In that movie World Police That movie Right? Like that wasn't demeaning enough for Matt Damon Jimmy Kimmel has to talk shit about him
Starting point is 00:31:37 At every fucking turn Even on the Oscars He was taking shots at Matt Damon Which I love that. I love that comedic rivalry that they have. What was the last movie you saw, Trey?
Starting point is 00:31:50 Fucking Red Sparrow. You did? Yeah. It was not good. Did you learn nothing from Mother? No. I know, right?
Starting point is 00:31:59 Fuck you. Dude, and it was... Was there no lesson given to you by the film Passengers? Yeah, and me and you saw Mother. I like her, and I think she's a good actress, but she's on a bit of a bad roll in terms of movie choices.
Starting point is 00:32:15 It was not good. It was one of those where I was laughing at parts that you clearly shouldn't have been laughing at. Because there's, like, torture and shit, right? Yeah, but I thought it was going to be more of like a Bourne kind of thing and it was a Bourne kind of thing She doesn't get any cool fighting scenes like
Starting point is 00:32:32 No Like from what, that movie last summer The Atomic Blonde, yeah, yeah And I was so, it was a 20 minute walk home after it and I was so upset the whole time that I had gone to see that movie And so I got home and watched Five Deadly Venoms.
Starting point is 00:32:49 Which is an old Kung Fu movie by the Shaw Brothers. Yeah, that nobody knows. Not a single person. Oh, shit. You lied. Yeah. You lied.
Starting point is 00:33:04 Does that mean Leslie wins? you lied. Yeah. You lied. Does that mean Leslie wins? I think Leslie always wins everywhere she goes. I can drink to that. But what did you, what would you like to say is the last movie you saw and hopefully no one
Starting point is 00:33:20 will catch you if you're lying. I watched most of The Shape of Water. Does that count? Now, why'd you tap? Just because you were tired or because you were disgusted? Well, I was very tired, so I turned it off. Cat lover? I figured I would
Starting point is 00:33:37 go back to it. Okay. So just because you were tired. It's just like closing a book. Like, most people don't say like, you know, what was the last book you read? Oh, this, but I, you know, I stopped. It's been a few days. Like people love to feel like they completed it, but you're going to watch the rest of it.
Starting point is 00:33:54 I think so. Are you excited to see the rest of it? Are you curious to know where is this fish fucking movie going to go? I was lost. I don't know where it's going. Yeah, I mean, it's an interesting movie because for a Best Picture winner
Starting point is 00:34:10 it seems pretty polarizing. How many people here love Shape of Water? And how many people are like, whatever? Oh, I love that they raised their hands. That is a weird... Like, I'm against it, but I want my they raised their hands. That is a weird... Like, I'm against it, but I want my vote to be private. Well, the silence made it harsher.
Starting point is 00:34:33 You know? You think? They're, like, angrier at it? Yeah, the silence made it even harsher. They don't want to make a noise. Doug, will we look back in 10 years and wish Get Out had won when we think 2017? Will it be one of those kind of deals? I think so, but I think that, like,
Starting point is 00:34:49 especially if you look at Guillermo del Toro and Jordan Peele, I think they love each other and each other's work. I think that it's, like, two genre films getting that much attention at the Academy Awards is huge. Like, Silence of the Lambs was the last horror movie to get Best Picture or even nomination
Starting point is 00:35:11 and that was like 1980. I heard that. It wasn't that long ago? No. 90? 91. There you go. The gookie knows
Starting point is 00:35:24 if only he'd known more movies from Harrison Ford. I heard that The Shape of Water is the first science fiction movie to ever win the Best Picture at the Academy Awards. Yeah, if one wants to argue that it's science fiction, it's more of a fantasy thing than science fiction, I think. But yeah, Lord of the Rings, obviously. wants to argue that it's science fiction. It's more of a fantasy thing than science fiction, I think. But yeah, Lord of the Rings, obviously the third one. I'm glad Shape of Water
Starting point is 00:35:51 won without having to make three of them. You know? But it was hard to ignore Lord of the Rings and its success after a while. So that one year. That one year when it won everything was like the most boring year of the Academy Awards because Lord of the Rings just won everything. But it was sort of gratifying,
Starting point is 00:36:11 which has made it sad. I thought the Academy would finally catch up and give one of these Planet of the Apes movies an award for special effects. With War of the Planet of the Apes, it lost and I was disappointed in them for that. Mad Max won a few, didn't it? I liked that.
Starting point is 00:36:28 Didn't Mad Max, the new one? What, are you the guy that adds to the Oscar conversation? I like one movie that won a couple awards one time. Hey, man. None of them are The Lobster. Hey, man. Which did, did that win Best Screenplay, The Lobster? No lobster no i got nominated i don't think it won didn't win all right um okay so enough of me going off about the oscars but i you know you
Starting point is 00:36:53 listen to a lot of uh you know beans a part of morning radio and i listen to stuff and there's so many like these little debates that come up like some people love love Jimmy Kimmel taking people over to the movie theater next door and interrupting the movie and giving out treats and having famous people there. And then some people hated it. And the people that hated it have darkness in their soul.
Starting point is 00:37:19 Because those fucking, they're like, they say things like, I would hate to have, I'd hate to be watching Wrinkle of Time and have it get interrupted. Oh, by Gal Gadot giving you red vines? Yeah. You fucking asshole.
Starting point is 00:37:31 That's the best thing that could happen to a person in their entire life. Yeah, like they're going to be telling that story for the rest of their life. I mean, that is so great. And then there's all those other stars, and now you start hearing the stories of people that were in the theater,
Starting point is 00:37:44 and they're like, yeah, it was weird that the movie got interrupted. But I got to meet Lin-Manuel Miranda or whoever. You know, like people were super psyched about it. Because it was also such a random gaggle of celebrities that went in there. And it might not have been the best TV because they were just excited. And that was pretty much the end of it. Like nothing weird happened. But it was still like for those people holy shit.
Starting point is 00:38:05 Yeah man. And they went back to watching Wrinkle in Time and you know by most accounts they liked the movie but it was kind of almost on the climax
Starting point is 00:38:13 of the movie. Yeah I would have left So the rest of the movie would just be sitting there thinking I just fucking fucking Armie Hammer just shot a hot dog at me. Yeah fucking Margot Robbie
Starting point is 00:38:23 like are you kidding me? You leave after that. Did you even know that a hot dog at me. Yeah, fucking Margot Robbie. Like, are you kidding me? You leave after that. Did you even know that a hot dog cannon was a thing that existed? No, and that it looked like, that the hot dog cannon looked like he had his arm inside of an Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. Like, it looks like,
Starting point is 00:38:38 like it's a big hot dog he's got his arm in, and he shoots the hot dog out. I was not happy about that at all. I did not care for that. But I was happy for the people that were there that got to have a hot dog. This guy's looking at his watch already, Doug. Oh, no. Is that a bad sign? Well, it's bad that you're pointing it
Starting point is 00:38:55 out. Okay. For sure. I kind of took it personally. No, but that's the thing. I don't, you know, I know, you know, Bean does a lot of introductions at massive rock concerts and stuff, but that's the thing. I know Bean does a lot of introductions at massive rock concerts and stuff, but sometimes in theater or comedy clubs or Cafe Istanbul, there's a spill of light into the front row
Starting point is 00:39:14 that I personally would rather not be there because then I wouldn't notice when somebody looks at their watch. But this guy, as clear as day, is right there, so that's why you noticed it. He hates us. And that's why you noticed it. He hates us. And that's why you called it out. Well, it's just not, you know, he's lit up.
Starting point is 00:39:30 It's like, you know, if he had a microphone, he might not say some nice things about you. Okay, fair enough. That's all I'm saying. But we got to talk about Prize Bag real quick. I brought a bunch of stuff. Did you guys bring some stuff? I did.
Starting point is 00:39:47 All right. What does Bean have for the prize bag? One of the things I love the most about living in New Orleans is the food. And everybody loves going to a place they haven't been before, trying to think. So I brought a gift card for free food at my favorite breakfast place in the Garden District called Slim Goodies that I love. People love it. People love it. They're mostly sitting on this side. And then I also,
Starting point is 00:40:12 and I didn't want to appear cheap, so I also went over to Sucre, which makes you all know, but they make it. Again, this side is consumers and this side is, I don't know what you guys are doing over there. They make cupcakes and chocolates. Here's part of a tour from a foreign country.
Starting point is 00:40:28 I got a gift certificate for that in addition to the free breakfast. They're both in this thing? No, I should put that in there though. So it's a food-food combo for my winner. I love it. That's terrific. I'll put it in there. Just go ahead and, you know,
Starting point is 00:40:43 what do they call it when you have to fix your luggage to get on the plane? That's an IHOP gift card, man. Food, you guys. I brought a bunch of stuff, but the first thing I want to mention that I brought is I haven't done this before. I had two hats that are the same
Starting point is 00:41:07 and it's got like a kind of a colorful pot leaf slash bird slash antelope on the front of it. And then it says blaze your own trail B-Y-O-T. And you know they're pretty cool hats but I never have done this before but I'm
Starting point is 00:41:24 giving away both so that whoever wins this, you can either meet someone, or maybe you have a girlfriend or a wife or a husband or... What's the other one? And you could have matching hats. That's the thing couples like to do, right? Just wear matching shit.
Starting point is 00:41:49 Trey, what'd you bring? I brought the boring United barf bag. It's not boring. People love it every time. And a copy of my CD, The Moronic. Oh, thank you. You've heard of it. And then
Starting point is 00:42:08 the safety card for an A320 United. I wouldn't suggest flying on them. They're small as fuck, man. If you're a big dude, it's not going to be a comfortable ride. And then a sticker from Skinny
Starting point is 00:42:24 Dennis, a bar in Brooklyn, Finger Bang Alley, Population 2. And then there's a sticker from Oregon's Finest Dispensary. Yeah, right? They treated us good. And then I have another T-shirt from Creep Records in Philly. It's their, the Cobra logo. And then it says Creep Records in Philly. It's their Cobra logo. And then it says Creep Records Philadelphia on the back.
Starting point is 00:42:49 Home of the world champion Philadelphia Eagles. Fly, Eagles, fly, motherfuckers. Boo all you want, man. I'm from Philly. I'm fluent in boo. I speak that. You brought a lot of stuff, man. Yeah, man. Why not?
Starting point is 00:43:09 All right, well. I'm worried that Trey's giving away all his possessions. Yeah, that's one of those deals. Allie stickers. We gotta put you on suicide watch. Really been wanting to hang on to that. That really tied the living room together. Ah, you've been to my living room.
Starting point is 00:43:27 Ha ha! I got a... I'm also contributing a Douglas Movies t-shirt. And now that you've had time to think about it, Leslie, is there anything you'd like to offer the prize bag? And don't feel obligated.
Starting point is 00:43:46 What about what this guy's got between... What's those donuts between your feet there? He's got donuts. Would you like... What do you got, Leslie? My friend Chris loaned me some koozies. A couple of koozies? From Destin, Florida.
Starting point is 00:44:08 From like the lamest spot in Florida. Destin? Come on. That's like a notch above Tampa. Here, Trey, put all that stuff in there. So somebody's going to win all of this stuff tonight. Yeah. And congratulations in advance to that person.
Starting point is 00:44:30 But now's the part of the show where I say turn it off, Bert, because let the games begin! I'm sure we've got a lot. I mean, I know we've got lots of amazing name tags out there in the audience. So each and every one of you on stage needs to go and pick who you're going to play for. And while you do that, we'll do this.
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Starting point is 00:47:23 Alright, we're back. Great job, everybody. Can I get another vodka soda, please? Very polite. Not now, Trey. Oh, not now. Sorry. Oh, Killer Diller is going to get you one. Oh, thank you. Yeah, maybe. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:47:40 But who are you playing for, Leslie? Charlie Williams' War. Way to go. Wow, he's got a very widespread cheering section in the crowd. You get to keep those Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. She's saying, somebody called dibs on them already? Wait, you can't put those on there to get picked and then want them back. That's weird.
Starting point is 00:48:07 All right. You're going to keep those, Leslie, if you want. I think we should all eat them right now. Just to be sure that we get them. Yeah. What are you waiting for? Do you want one?
Starting point is 00:48:23 Yeah, just throw it. That's terrible. you want one? Yeah, just throw it. That's terrible. You want one? Yeah, of course I want one. What a surprise. The dog is hungry. All right, who are you playing for, Trey? Katie Longworth.
Starting point is 00:48:36 It's Katie, get your gun. And I like it. She's doing the splits with a rifle. And then you're there at the bottom. And she put some candy on it. Yeah, she put candy on it. Yeah, you like that. But I just like the splits.
Starting point is 00:48:50 She's doing the splits with a rifle. That's fucking kind of hot-ish. What? What do you got, Bean? I know we're in alligator country, but I'm playing for Crocodile Dundee. Did somebody's three-year-old make that? I don't know. It's written in crayon
Starting point is 00:49:14 with a stuffed crocodile just taped to it. I was attracted to the jankiness of it. I really thought this is a brave, brave, secure person who can walk in here with that. And I like it. I like it. Made it in the car.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Right? That was a good one. I didn't even notice these were ring pops. This is dinner and a show. Yeah. Yeah. We got a lot of tasty items up here. I mean, I love Reese's Cups, but you know what, Kelly?
Starting point is 00:50:01 I need to bring an Easter Reese's egg. Oh, there is some on there? cups, but you know what, Kelly, you need to bring an Easter Reese's egg. Oh. Oh. There is some on there? Those are the little ones, though. Where's the big ones? Those little ones suck. Those are not big.
Starting point is 00:50:17 Compared to what? Oh. My mom's Puerto Rican. She's actually pretty huge All in the butt though Alright you guys That's truth I'm not lying
Starting point is 00:50:33 Alright Come on Come on everybody I guess I could use another drink I mean you know I guess I could use another drink. I mean, you know, Cafe Istanbul is cool. They know what's up.
Starting point is 00:50:53 I don't have to beg for it. Please. Let's play Alex's, Jason and Deb's IMDb game. All right. You know this game, Leslie? No. Wait, did you get up here somehow with that earlier game without ever having listened to this show? Yeah, I'm pretty confident, though.
Starting point is 00:51:22 Wow. Holy shit. All right, calm down, Leslie. I like this very much. This is unusual for an audience guest. Usually they're very aware of everything that's about to happen, so you just lowered the, or leveled the playing field with everybody. Bean, of course, is new to the show, so he might not know how this works. And Trey's been here a bunch of times, so I'm pretty sure he doesn't know how it works. Still don't know how this works.
Starting point is 00:51:52 So this game is based on the IMDb page. Every actor and actress has a most known for at the top of the page. It's for movies or projects. Sometimes it's TV shows that the person is supposedly most known for as decided by a bizarre algorithm that I've yet
Starting point is 00:52:14 to figure out because currently in my top four is a voice I did in an animated thing that I don't think anybody ever saw. It's called Aladdin. No, it's just a weird credit that they threw in there. So I don't know how they decide it.
Starting point is 00:52:33 But the point is, I'll start naming somebody's top four, buzz in with your own name when you think you know who it is, and guess. But if you get it wrong and you come in too early, it's negative one point. But if you get it right, then you go on and name what you think might be
Starting point is 00:52:52 the other movies in that person's top four and get bonus points for that. That sounds familiar. Any questions, Bean or Leslie? No, I'm good. I'm ready to try. That's all I could ask for. That was a great Tom Petty song.
Starting point is 00:53:18 I'm ready to try. Dude, odd. Are you still mourning? Who's Tom? I'll never stop mourning Tom Petty That's an eternal mourning Every time one of his songs come on I cry
Starting point is 00:53:34 Yeah It's a very sensitive crowd tonight Yeah But also I didn't get to finish the punchline Which is why I didn't get to finish the punchline. I was going, which is why I don't listen to music. Is that music I'm hearing? Turn it off.
Starting point is 00:53:53 Like everywhere I go. All right. Here we go. Who's top four starts with a motion picture called The Help? See, there's lots of people in that movie.
Starting point is 00:54:04 You don't want to jump in too soon because, you know, that's a risky move. The second movie in there, most known for, is a film called The Hours. That's a little bit more helpful. Pretty esoteric
Starting point is 00:54:20 pair of movies. Somebody in the audience might know, but they do not get to say because they are a good person who is not too drunk. I find that these tapings, sometimes people yell out because they've had too much to drink.
Starting point is 00:54:38 And I think that's probably, that sounds reasonable. Are we terrible contestants? Should we know by now with those two movies? I've never even heard of the hours. Like I said, some people in the audience know. You've heard of this next one. This person was also in Juno.
Starting point is 00:54:56 Alice and Janney. Oh, Bean. Bean says Alice and Janney. Alice and Janney is correct, Bean. Damn it. I forgot I was supposed to answer in the form of a question. Sorry, Doug. It's all good. And now do I
Starting point is 00:55:12 have to name the other one? You get one more shot. You get one more point if you can name what else is in her top four. You said it could be TV also? I'm going to just say I'm just going to say Mom then. Alright. There's people in the audience going mm-mm-mm because they think they're so smart. People in the audience go, mm-mm-mm.
Starting point is 00:55:27 Because they think they're so smart. And yeah, I think this kind of pushes it into the top four that she just won an Academy Award. It's I, Tanya. Yeah, sure. But being us in the lead with one point. I would have said Drop Dead Gorgeous anyway. You would have said the name of a movie? Yeah. In a game where...
Starting point is 00:55:56 Oh, I see. I see what you mean. My backup would have been another TV show. I would have said West Wing anyway, so... Right. Yeah, CJ Craig. Her greatest role, I think. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:05 Well, would you have said, Laura? The Spy, just because that was one of her recent ones. Okay. It's a funny movie. All right, round two, you guys. Oh. I was confused for a second there I'll explain my confusion later Because it's pretty funny Whose best known for starts with a movie called
Starting point is 00:56:39 Moon Bean Bean buzzes in with his own name And he says Sam Rockwell That is correct Fuck You had just said mom
Starting point is 00:56:57 I looked down And I thought It said a moon I thought it said mom And I was like What have I done wrong now But moon is the correct answer. You get three more guesses for three more bonus points.
Starting point is 00:57:10 I'm going to be terrible at this. The films? Well, I'll say three billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri. Of Sammy Rock. Okay, two more. Okay. What was the game show CIA guy? You know what I'm talking about?
Starting point is 00:57:23 Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. I'm sorry, about? Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. I'm sorry, what? Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Can I say that? Yeah. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. What else would you like to say? You gave me that one. You want to give me the fourth one too? One more. No, I didn't give you anything. Sam Rockwell is, of course,
Starting point is 00:57:44 the guy he's all like dancing around in another movie yeah he's like I'm sorry I gotta tap out Doug
Starting point is 00:57:51 I do not have another one I apologize well that's true you get a bonus point for three billboards and then he was also in from the same writer director
Starting point is 00:57:59 Seven Psychopaths and yeah it's true and and then he's also known for a little indie movie that everybody enjoys a great deal called The Way Way Back. Oh, sure. Steve Carell, great movie.
Starting point is 00:58:14 Yeah, yeah. But you still picked up two points with that, so you're ahead with three points, Bean. Yeah, whatever. This still could be anybody's game. Anybody could take this. No, I don't think it could be anybody's game. Anybody could take this. No, I don't think it could be. I'm worried you're going to get to Tom Hanks at some point and then we're all out because of Leslie.
Starting point is 00:58:38 All right, so so far we have Sam Rockwell. We got this, Laura. Allison Janney Oh damn it What's the matter? Nah Whose best known for starts with Beginners
Starting point is 00:59:00 Next movie Beginners. Next movie. The Insider. Bean. Bean's buzzing in. Christopher Plummer. That is correct. Fuck. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:59:27 It doesn't matter because you're basically the winner, but you want to name two more Christopher Plummer movies? Well, All the Money in the World. That didn't make his top four. Sound of Music. That didn't either. Wow. What?
Starting point is 00:59:43 Yeah, they went with A Beautiful Mind. Oh, sure. music. That didn't either. Wow. What? Yeah, they went with A Beautiful Mind. Oh, sure. And Star Trek 6 The Undiscovered Country. Heavy boo on that. Heavy boo. I picked up on the theme, but I was like, I don't remember who won anything from
Starting point is 01:00:03 the Oscars. All right, so Bean won all the points on that game. Yeah. But that only means, in my world, that you get to go first in the next game. Because I'm all about everybody having a chance up until the very end. Or near it. So let's play
Starting point is 01:00:27 Whose Tagline Is It Anyway? We'll start with you, Bean. Then we'll go to Trey. And then we'll go to Leslie. And basically I'm just going to say the tagline for a movie of all the movies ever made. And you just have to guess what movie you think the tagline's a movie of all the movies ever made and you just have to guess
Starting point is 01:00:45 what movie you think the tagline's for. All right. And if you can't get it, Bean, then we move on to Trey. If you do get it, we give Trey a new one and go about it like that. Don't you cheat and look at this up in the balcony, you guys.
Starting point is 01:01:05 I've got a guy up there giving me Morse code with the answers. Well, that's weird because you'd have to hear him. Why is that? What's that tapping? Okay, so here's the first one. And Bean gets the first guess. What movie has the tagline, We Shall Never Surrender? Is it Fart Cancer the movie?
Starting point is 01:01:38 I wish there was something called Fart Cancer the movie. It's not enough that Fart Cancer is just a Twitter account. Not correct. Okay. But that's not correct. Trey? We shall never Wedding Crashers. Surrender. No.
Starting point is 01:01:58 Taps? That's not right. You don't get to just keep guessing. Oh. Leslie? Braveheart. Oh, that's not a bad guess. Oh. Leslie. Braveheart. Oh, that's not a bad guess. That's not a movie either. Oh, there's a Braveheart sign over there.
Starting point is 01:02:16 But the fact that it wasn't held up indicates that it's not the right answer. Because people will do that. If their name tag is the answer, sometimes they'll just hold it up to help the contestants. Fucking cheaters. That is the tagline
Starting point is 01:02:35 for a motion picture called Dunkirk. Wow. Dunkirk. All right. All right, so we start with Bean again. And this next one is the tagline is never give up, never give in. Hmm. Hmm.
Starting point is 01:02:58 Indeed. Never give up. Never give in. Never give in. It's kind of like the opposite of consent. I... Never give up. What's that Sylvester Stallone arm wrestling movie, Doug?
Starting point is 01:03:21 Oh, Over the Top? I'll say Over the Top. He's going over the top. Incorrect. Trey, what do you think it is? Wedding Crashers? Leslie? Anything?
Starting point is 01:03:50 He's leading me astray, but I'm going to say Bad News Bears. Who told you Bad News Bears? I did. Why would you do that? Because it's the wrong answer. Now she's not going to take your advice ever again. I hope she never really needs it. Never Give Up, Never Give In is from Darkest Hour,
Starting point is 01:04:13 the companion piece, if you will, to Dunkirk. If you see them both, you know everything there is to know about Dunkirk. And it's pretty cool. Where are these taglines being used, by the way? Oh, just like what I'd say about them. Okay. How I would describe them. No, IMDb lists everything that comes from the posters,
Starting point is 01:04:34 ads, like, you know, generated by the, not necessarily the filmmakers, but certainly the studio that film comes from. This one might be better for you, Bean. I think you might have a shot at this. This really, sometimes taglines really describe the movie. This one goes,
Starting point is 01:04:52 just because you're invited doesn't mean you're welcome. No, I wasn't saying he'd relate to it because of the content. I was saying that he would figure out what the movie is. Now, that sounds like it wants to be a horror movie, right? Audience, does it sound like a horror movie? This doesn't get the audience to help you figure out the answer.
Starting point is 01:05:18 Sure, I know. But I have no guess, so I'm just going to say the obviously incorrect house party. Always a great guess. Trey? Wedding crashers. How is it not? I'll be shocked if there's ever a tagline that doesn't apply.
Starting point is 01:05:41 It's wedding crashers. It's perfect. Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the water Wedding Crashers Alright Leslie You got this What'd she say? I'm gonna stay right here This is my show
Starting point is 01:06:02 Yes Get Out is correct. I got one. Oh, man, this is exciting. All right, we're going back to you, Bean. You're going to start us off again. Another one. Oh, yeah. I thought we just peaked.
Starting point is 01:06:24 No, we got enough. We got so many that the person who gets the most is going to win. I.E. Leslie. That's not how it works. What? What? It just happened. Wow, we have a...
Starting point is 01:06:45 It doesn't matter how it works. It's how I do it that matters. I forget. I do it wrong all the time. Yet somehow it continues. It's not how it works Being what movie Has the tagline
Starting point is 01:07:12 Time to fly Time to fly It's not time to fly Time to fly Time to fly yeah So far we got Dunkirk, Darkest Hour Get Out Time to fly
Starting point is 01:07:33 Time to fly I'll say The Fly Oh, that's a great guess A lot of taglines have a word from the title in the word. I think if it were for that movie, they would have said the time to fly, but get both words in. Trey? Wedding Crashers. Now he's hoping for that thing where it comes around and gets funny again.
Starting point is 01:08:04 The Monty Python. Yeah, it'll get less and less for a while, but then, holy shit. Yeah. But try to get your head in the game, Trey. Yeah, we got this. Leslie? God. Superman Returns.
Starting point is 01:08:23 No, it's the tagline for Lady Bird. Did anyone know that? Wow. Some people could have figured it out, though. Yeah. No, let's go. You wouldn't say time to fly for the shape of water. All right, Bean Bean you're first
Starting point is 01:08:46 Here's the next one A fairy tale for troubled times I will say A fairy tale for troubled times I will say Beauty and the Beast No Trey?
Starting point is 01:09:06 Three billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri. No. Leslie? Damn it. The Shape of Water. That's correct. Now I like this game just to torture you two guys. I want it to go on forever.
Starting point is 01:09:34 Well, let's just do one more. Bean, what movie has the tagline, is it better to speak or die? I know it doesn't help to repeat it, but is it better to speak or die? Is it better to speak or die? Better to speak or die.
Starting point is 01:10:03 Let's do some lines Talk radio A real movie Probably That's legit It's about a radio DJ who gets killed Trey Three billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri about a radio DJ who gets killed. Gets murdered, yeah. Trey?
Starting point is 01:10:25 Yeah. Three billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri. You would have got a much bigger laugh if you went back to... It's better to speak or die. Speak now or whatever. Hold your peace. Wedding crashes. Leslie?
Starting point is 01:10:46 The darkestest Hour No I mean that's a great guess Because all of these were Movies that were nominated For Best Picture this year This one I have no idea why This is the tagline for
Starting point is 01:10:56 Call me by your name It makes no sense I think we should write An angry letter to IMDB Is it better to speak or die That makes no sense. I think we should write an angry letter to IMDB. Is it better to speak or die? Way to sell a summer romance movie, right? Exactly.
Starting point is 01:11:19 Between a 16-year-old and a man. It's a little dodgy, but they made it in another country, so I guess it's okay. Wait, did somebody die in that? Leslie is our winner! Oh, hot damn. Man. But now she needs to prevail through one more game.
Starting point is 01:11:48 She gets to go first in a game that many argue going first is not a good advantage. But still it's happening for her. We're going to play Bennington-Tom Brady. It's called that because Ron Bennington thought of the game and you have to adjust for inflation. I know the joke's not going to get better, but I'm going to say it every time. I needed to think of that years ago. How long ago did that inflate gate happen?
Starting point is 01:12:23 Like two or three years ago? Three years ago. Yeah, but I'm on it, you guys. Also, go Saints. Fa, fa, fa. So here's how this game works, you guys. Leslie's going to go first. I'm going to say the name of an actor,
Starting point is 01:12:47 and you have to name what you think might be in their top three movies of all time at the nationwide box office domestic after adjusting for inflation. And if you get the number one movie, you get three points and two for two and three for one. And there's no penalty for wrong answers, but you just have to guess a movie that might fit into their top three.
Starting point is 01:13:16 Make sense, Leslie? Yes. You're one of my top five favorite guests of all time To speak when spoken to And winning all the games attitude is really I'm finding it very charming Kiss ass I didn't want to say you guys But she did bring me an apple
Starting point is 01:13:55 She didn't I got it at the hotel Alright here we go Leslie What do you think is in the top three Of the films of the hotel. Alright, here we go. Leslie, what do you think is in the top three of the films of Ellen DeGeneres? Yeah, she's
Starting point is 01:14:14 been in some movies. Finding Nemo. What are you going with? What is it? Finding Nemo. Finding Nemo. Okay. Trey, what do you think? Finding Nemo 2. Nemo. Okay. Trey, what do you think? Finding Nemo 2. Finding more Nemos. Now, like, if you worked at Pixie, Pixar, Pixie Diznar,
Starting point is 01:14:36 if you worked there and you were sitting around going, what are we going to call this movie? What do you think you would call it instead of those things you were saying? Oh. Losing Nemo. Nemo's gone again? Oh, no. What the fucking fuck?
Starting point is 01:15:04 It's something with Dory. Yeah, Finding Dory. All right, please don't encourage people when they're right. It's more fun to be quiet. But Bean, what do you think? Well, you didn't leave me much, you guys. No, we didn't. She's been in a lot of stuff, though.
Starting point is 01:15:25 How about the forthcoming Shape of Water inspired Grinding Nemo? It's a fish sex joke. Where's that vodka? Oh, did you order a drink and it never came? Yeah. They're just chilling over there. Word.
Starting point is 01:15:48 I get it. It's New Orleans, man. Zatarain's. That was bigger than the Saints. All right. So what's happening? Whose turn is it? Oh, would you go with Bean? I went with a comedy answer.
Starting point is 01:16:13 Oh, okay. He does. So I think this is probably Leslie's again, I bet. What'd you say? Oh, okay, yeah. You said a thing that's not an answer. Yes. Alright, so coming in at number three, yeah. You said a thing that's not an answer, yes. Alright, so coming in at number three,
Starting point is 01:16:28 Dr. Doolittle. Huh. I did not know that. It was her number three, yeah. And then number two, Finding Dory! Yeah! That's two points for Trey! That's two. This is getting exciting! And then...
Starting point is 01:16:45 Number one, of course, Finding Nemo. Leslie has three. Trey has two. Bean has... Bean is here. And... And Trey gets to go first in this next round. And the first title, whose top four starts with...
Starting point is 01:17:12 I'm sorry, I have to say the name. I get these two games confused. I'm going to say the name. Whose name starts with Albert and ends with Brooks? Albert Brooks. What's in his top three? Starting with Trey. Gentleman in the audience said Jesus Christ.
Starting point is 01:17:35 Like it's a really, really, really hard question. What the fuck was he in? Why would anyone know? Why would anyone take anything out of in a contextual way? No. Anything? Nothing. Alright, got nothing on Albert Brooks.
Starting point is 01:17:54 What do you got there for us, Bean? Man, I know he did one of those big animated movies too, but I'm not thinking of it. So I will say Broadcast News. Fucking kidding me. Bean is going Broadcast News.
Starting point is 01:18:10 Leslie, what do you think? All on you, Lori. Anything? No. She's gonna tap It is You know He is a comedian
Starting point is 01:18:27 And character actor And he's done Voices and stuff His number one Of course Would be Finding Nemo Fucking unbelievable
Starting point is 01:18:34 And Yeah And his number two Is Finding Dory Yeah Shit But yeah But coming in
Starting point is 01:18:43 At number three For Albert Brooks Is Terms of Endearment. Yeah, so Bean got on the board with one point to Trace 2 and Leslie's 3. I don't think I got a point. I have to be top three, don't I? Broadcast News wasn't in the top three. Good point.
Starting point is 01:18:59 It's number three, didn't I say? You said Terms of Endearment. I meant Broadcast News, but Albert Brooks isn't in Terms of Endearment. I was confused as well. Yeah, just when I say you're right, just take it. All right.
Starting point is 01:19:10 Don't sit there. Noted. Don't question it. I really did write down Terms of Endearment. What an idiot. Maybe he has a voice over that. Maybe that is his number three.
Starting point is 01:19:29 All right. One final round. We got a tiebreaker ready if we need it. It is pretty close. So we'll start with you, Bean. Then we'll go to Leslie and Trey. And it's the films of Sigourney Weaver. That's right.
Starting point is 01:19:52 That's a name that puts you in the front seat of a roller coaster. I mean... I know it's so obvious, but it made so much money. I guess I'll just grab Alien. Okay. You can grab it. Avatar. Avatar. How you feeling now about grabbing Alien?
Starting point is 01:20:15 Not good. Not good. Never saw it, never thought about it. Trey, what do you got? Finding Nemo. All right, so... This is exciting. Let's see here.
Starting point is 01:20:46 Coming in... Uh, number... I'm just trying to decide which more is suspenseful, which way is the better way to start. Number two for Sigourney Weaver is Ghostbusters. Oh. That's right.
Starting point is 01:21:12 Oh, adjusted for inflation. Yeah. Number one. Number one. Number one... is Avatar. But number three... is Finding Dory. Are you... What? is finding Dory. Oh, are you?
Starting point is 01:21:45 What? How? Wait, how is finding Nemo above on the other two? Oh. She's not in Finding Nemo, you fucking idiot. Man.
Starting point is 01:22:04 Do I feel stupider than I normally feel? Fucking idiot. Man. Do I feel stupider than I normally feel? I just love that you've still figured out, you know, that you even questioned the math on that. But yeah, that was the trick there. You guys want to do one more round just for fun? Yeah. All right, so this one starts with... You know what? On this one...
Starting point is 01:22:32 Yeah, we'll start with Leslie, and then Trey, and then... And what we're going to do is... Him. Ten years I know the guy Ten years This is what happens
Starting point is 01:22:46 Well I just don't You know it's like When you know a stripper And you don't know Whether to use her real name Or her stripper name Or her second stripper name As they often have
Starting point is 01:22:57 If you really talk to them Right They have a name That they say to everybody Then they have a name that they say to people they want to think they're saying their real name to. Right. Like, my name is this as a dancer,
Starting point is 01:23:10 but my real name is this. And then they have a third one that's their real name. You guys spend a lot of time with them for that. Oh, yeah. Leslie, what's your real name? I've gone deep undercover. Yeah, I think that would have landed better if you just said, Trey, what's your real name? Yeah. I think that would have landed better if you just said Trey once you were a real name.
Starting point is 01:23:26 Yeah. I apologize. I would have been so much... I'll get it right for the second show. We'll clean this shit up. Yeah, man. Fuck, dude. All right, Leslie.
Starting point is 01:23:37 The films of Alice and Janney. What do you think? Anything? I'm thinking. Do you know who that is? Yes. The only one I can think of is Juno right now. Okay.
Starting point is 01:24:02 That's cool. Trey? Man. No, because I want it to be Drop Dead Gorgeous. I also liked the... I liked the... Right? It's such a great movie.
Starting point is 01:24:14 I also liked how serious he was. Wedding Crashers. I was almost as good a laugh as I got off it. Just say it. Wedding Crashers, man. You can't think of any movies she was in? Yeah, Drop Dead Gorgeous. She just won an Oscar for I, Tonya.
Starting point is 01:24:32 I'm not asking everybody to say movies she's in. What? That's my favorite movie with her, so I'm sticking with it. Drop Dead Gorgeous? Yeah. All right, well, you should see some of her other movies. No, I know.
Starting point is 01:24:45 Bean, what do you got? And we talked about her popular movies earlier tonight. Yeah, I think so. I bet we named one that would have been a good guess right now. Probably. Yeah. It's escaped me, so I'll just fill in the blank with I, Tonya, since I know that one.
Starting point is 01:25:01 Okay, I, Tonya came in at number nine. You know, because it's struggling. You know, it got nominated for awards, but it's an indie movie. Her number six might be one of my favorites, Spy with Melissa McCarthy. That's a really good one. Drop dead gorgeous better.
Starting point is 01:25:17 And then, no it is. And then she's in Mr. Peabody and Sherman. She's in, her number threeody and Sherman. She's in... Her number three is The Help. Number two is The Minions. Number one, Finding Dory. I thought somebody would have figured that out. And...
Starting point is 01:25:34 But just being an extra winner in the bonus round, Leslie, number four is Juno. So... Bonus round. Leslie, number four is Juno. So Leslie's killing it all over the place. Let's get her whatever she wants to drink. Do you want something to drink? No, I'm good. Okay. Jeez, really?
Starting point is 01:26:01 Yeah, that worked out great. Don't question it, Trey. That's fantastic. All right. Don't question it, Trey. That's fantastic. All right. Don't have to spend another penny on her. But who are you playing for? Let's get that prize bag given out. Where is that person?
Starting point is 01:26:20 Where's Charlie? Charlie Williams. Come on, Charlie. Come on up here and get your prize back. There you go, dude. Congratulations. Oh, a little handshake. That's cool.
Starting point is 01:26:40 I like it. Yeah. Yay! Yay! Katie didn't write no shithead. She didn't? What happened, Katie? She's new. Who would you like me to call a shithead, Katie?
Starting point is 01:27:01 Where is Katie? Hang up the phone and say bye-bye. Oh, that's a real Specific one See this one see the person Bean was playing for cleverly put It on the back of the Crocodile poster Leslie do you have anything to plug
Starting point is 01:27:22 Is there anything you'd like to say To the listeners of this podcast? This was really fun. Thank you for having me. You had a good time? Yeah. You thinking about listening to the show now? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:39 Okay. If that's how I have to get new listeners, I'll do it. Come be a guest on the show and decide if you want to listen or not. But thank you so much for being here and being a good sport and all that stuff and for being a winner.
Starting point is 01:27:55 Thank you. Eat a dick, Lori. I didn't mean that. That was probably the wrong thing to say. Jay, what do you got to plug? Eat a dick, Lori. I didn't mean that. That was probably the wrong thing to say. Jay, what do you got to plug? Where are you going on your women-hating tour? I love women, man. A lot.
Starting point is 01:28:14 They just don't love me back. What's coming up for you, lonely man? April 6th, I'm going to be back in Philly at Victoria Freehouse. And then my monthly show in New York. And then there's some other shit in April around 420 that I may be involved in. Oh, all right.
Starting point is 01:28:33 Yeah, yeah. Check my shit for that shit. Yeah, he's saying come back to New Orleans. For 420? Just in general. WrestleMania? I'll come back for WrestleMania. Oh, shit. Yeah. That's exciting. I wanted to go to that. Oh, shit. Yeah. That's exciting. I wanted to go to that.
Starting point is 01:28:47 Yeah, man. But I'm here now, not then. No. Thank you for being here, dude. You're welcome. What's your Twitter name? At Clyde Tumbaugh. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:59 The great American who discovered the planet Pluto. Oh, that's not even... I always thought that was your real name. No. That's not even his real name. No, it's just a tribute to a great American. All right. Clyde Tombaugh.
Starting point is 01:29:10 Right. T-O-M-B-A-U-G-H. Follow him there on Twitter. Listen to... You know, I know a lot of you guys here don't know the L.A. show, the K-Rock show, Kevin and Bean, but it's also podcasted. That's correct. Yes, sir.
Starting point is 01:29:25 All the episodes. Has anybody listened to it? Not yet. One guy over there kind of sounded like he might. Okay. Very noncommittal. And what else can you say to my listeners here and elsewhere? Thanks for indulging me on this stage tonight.
Starting point is 01:29:43 Doug, thank you for the invitation. Oh, dude, you did a great job. You are great at what you do, man. Doug, thank you for the invitation. Oh, dude, you did a great job. You are great at what you do, man. Oh, thank you. You are so great at what you do. A real pleasure. Thank you very much. You know, up until that
Starting point is 01:29:57 last thing you said, you weren't going to get a rebooking, but now... I can suck up with the best of them. I feel confident that I will have you back But always great to do your show with Kevin
Starting point is 01:30:08 And I sit there with Kevin And then you just hear Bean It's a really interesting way to do radio If I could just hear both of them I'd be much happier Just sit at home and do it Why don't we do that? Why can't I just do it from home?
Starting point is 01:30:22 Sure Okay Maybe we work this out not on stage Yeah, that's a good idea Why don't we do that? Why can't I just do it from home? Sure. Okay. Maybe we work this out not on stage. Yeah, that's a good idea, but... Everybody here seems like they want more, and so I'm giving them a big finish. Anybody want a ring pop?
Starting point is 01:30:45 Donuts! Donuts! Well, this guy's got donuts if anybody wants one We don't have time to throw them around We're serious around here about About running a tight ship But I just want to make sure I didn't have any plugs I was supposed to mention Oh yeah, I'm doing stand up at the waiting room In Omaha
Starting point is 01:31:03 On Sunday, April 29th, so hope to see you there. One more time for all of my guests, you guys. Thanks, New Orleans. Leslie Ellis, Bean, Trey Gallion. And As always People who hang up the phone By going Bye
Starting point is 01:31:29 Was that it? Did I do it right? Okay Those people are a shithead Oh Oh. Okay. All right. That came in a little early.
Starting point is 01:32:00 We're going to try it. Try again. Try again. There's one more shithead. No, there's still no room in my heart for you. But I got to say one more shithead. New Orleans. I know this is going to get rough. For stealing Mardi Gras from American birthplace of Mobile Alabama
Starting point is 01:32:29 where's the song when you need it thanks again to IFC Films, The Death of Stalin, A Comedy of Terrorists from the creator of Veep and In the Loop. Steve Buscemi and Monty Python's Michael Palin lead an award-winning ensemble in this hilarious political satire,
Starting point is 01:32:57 reinterpreting the true events of Soviet secession in the 1950s. Critics are already calling The Death of Stalin a masterpiece, one of the most hilarious films of the 21st century, and the political satire we need right now.
Starting point is 01:33:11 Death of Stalin in theaters March 9th. Bye-bye! Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for
Starting point is 01:33:27 you, cause Doug loves movies!

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