Doug Loves Movies - Billy Boyd, Ayden Mayeri, Amy Miller and Dominic Monaghan guest
Episode Date: September 19, 2022Live from Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles, Doug welcomes Billy Boyd, Ayden Mayeri, Amy Miller and Dominic Monaghan to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitch...er Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Good morning, Leonard!
Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming baby sticky seeds
With 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Cause Doug loves movies!
He's...
Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
Ha, ha, ha. Nice try.
Let's try it one more time.
Is it me, or are there people sitting over here?
Is this curtain? Thank you. Let's try it one more time. Is it me or are there people sitting over here? Yeah.
Is this curtain?
Thank you.
That was the problem.
When I said, this is Doug Loves Movies,
everybody over there didn't even see me.
So of course I was going to get that reaction.
My name is Doug and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
Wow, that was almost like
a statement rather than
a song.
This is
Doug Loves Movies.
Thank you for being
here. We are at Dynasty
Typewriter once again.
Our new monthly home here in
Los Angeles.
Los Angeles!
You know we're in Los Angeles because I'm drinking water out of a box.
And today I brought a prize box.
I had this big nice box laying around
and it looks like Louis Vuitton, doesn't it?
But it's not.
It's a knockoff Louis Vuitton box.
But I put a bunch of stuff in it,
and I'll tell you about it very soon.
It's Saturday, September 17th, 2022,
and you all came here for this part of the show.
Doug plugs.
Everybody's favorite part.
Doug loves movies, returns to the punchline
in San Francisco on Saturday, October 15th,
and we'll be right back here at Dynasty Typewriter
on October 22nd.
Both of those shows at 4.20, approximately.
I like to start a few minutes late,
but the traffic today
in LA is fucked
for some reason.
So thank you to all of you for being here
on time.
In spite of that, it'll be interesting.
Maybe a couple episodes
ago, you may have remembered
I was worried one of the
guests wouldn't get here
and we're back in that position once again.
Yeah, but today the traffic was terrible,
so it's a good excuse.
The last time the person was just late.
In my opinion.
You know, there's people that, like,
they underestimate the traffic,
and that's why they're late, and there's people that, you know, just assume there's people that, like, you know, they underestimate the traffic. That's why they're late.
And there's people that, you know,
just assume there's going to be traffic
and then it's worse than they thought it was going to be.
All of my dates and deets are at...
Oh, my God, I'm worried about this part.
All of my dates and deets are at
douglosemovies.com
douglosemovies.com Douglovesmovies.com
Yeah!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Shh!
Shh!
Oh, hey, speaking of Jon Hamm,
here's a Jon Hamm...
Here's a Jon Hamm update.
He can't make it to the show today
because he's at a birthday party.
And I almost had to follow a question.
Adult or child?
Because on a Saturday afternoon,
you figure if it's an adult party,
it'll be going into the night probably.
Could show up later.
That's my opinion.
Let's talk about the prize bag. I made a video and put it on my Instagram
you know you don't know Doug on Instagram if you want to you know really
eyeball all this stuff but real quickly I'll just tell you I got foam fingers
that say we're number two because they're holding up two fingers uh a pair of thieves have you heard
of this company i guess they make shirts and pants and stuff and uh here's some for you uh
a doug benson pin from rockin pins a uh a whole uh bottle of uh patron tequila
yeah that was sent to me by the show Players on Paramount+.
Some fancy glasses, a Peacemaker pipe,
a black box from the show The Alienist.
Did anybody like that show, The Alienist?
It's a black box full of Alienist stuff that they sent me.
And I went, I'm not watching that show.
And this is just the stupidest thing uh this is a uh late late show
james corden uh carpool karaoke microphone
yeah it's like a gold microphone but it says carpool karaoke everywhere on it in big letters
so i don't know how much pride
you can have in that.
And then...
I can't believe
I saved the best for last.
I got a copy of
Santa Clarita Magazine
because I went
to Magic Mountain
and that's what they had
in the hotel
of Santa Clarita Magazine.
So somebody's going to win all of this stuff today.
If I can get it all back in the box.
Are you ready to meet our guests?
All right.
I know at least three of them are here.
And we'll see how it shakes out.
Please welcome Billy Boyd, Amy Miller, Aiden Mayuri, and Dominic Monaghan.
Everybody's here.
Hi.
Everybody made it.
You just walked through the door.
Do you need to do anything?
Do you need to use the restroom or something?
Hi. Hi.
Hi.
Hello.
Hi, I'm Amy.
I'm Aiden.
Nice to meet you.
Isn't that beautiful?
I know.
Usually the guests get a chance to meet backstage,
but everybody's meeting on the stage right now.
She just arrived.
I just ran in.
It was crazy out there, Doug.
It really was stupid.
There's something
happening somewhere.
Yay!
Speaking of things
that are dumb,
my chair is low.
I just noticed that.
Do you need some phone books?
No, I've been using
this chair every time
but for some reason
this time it suddenly
feels like I'm very small.
You're so far away.
And so far away.
But fortunately, the curtain opened all the way and it was magical because everybody could see me.
Let's meet all of our guests, my guests, individually.
And Amy, you're going to be excited to hear this.
We're doing it alphabetically by first name now.
It's Amy Miller
everybody!
Hi guys.
It's been so long.
It really has.
I've been
tracking you.
Hassling you.
Asking you to do the show repeatedly.
And you're always like, I'm out on the road dude. I asking you to do the show repeatedly following me and you're always like
I'm out on the road dude
I got things to do
been busy yeah
yeah
been super busy
and that's good for you
thank you
yeah
come see me on the road
I don't know what to say to that
you know we'll get your
specific plugs in there
at the end
perfect
yeah
stay tuned
I'm coming to a city near you
don't turn the show off
if you're if you're excited
about Amy Miller's plugs
that's a reason to stick around for the next
80 to 85
minutes however long
it shakes out to be
also joining us today
I get
see I confuse myself with
my own changing
the alphabet around,
and now I've got it.
And I think you're all sitting in the exact order that I needed.
I don't even need to look at my notes.
You sat down alphabetically by first name.
And our next guest is a first timer.
I'm so glad she's here, everybody.
Give it up for Aiden Mayuri.
Star of one of my favorite shows of late.
I love that for you on Showtime.
Get Showtime.
Nobody has it. Or wait for it to merge with Paramount+.
Yes, it is. It will be merge with Paramount Plus yes it is
it will be available
on Paramount Plus
it's gonna happen
it's gonna happen
and then
also
but you're in theaters
now
in the
latest Fletch film
with our friend
Jon Hamm
Confess Fletch
true
is in theaters now
have you seen it already
one guy
one guy
speaks for the entire audience
no
Doug it opened this weekend and we are here already? One guy speaks for the entire audience. No.
Doug, it opened this weekend and we are here.
Where do you think we got the time?
So is
I Love That for you picked up for another
more? We don't
officially know,
but we're hoping.
I'm going to start a letter writing campaign and i think it's
gonna work yeah no me too i feel good about it they take your opinion very seriously over there
i'm excited about that and i'm excited about uh more fletch films yes because this is like
this is like the opening the door for a fletch of verse exactly i'm hoping yeah and uh i really do want to want to see more
of it it's uh you know it's more like the books than the uh chevy chase the books so we've all
for people who like to act like they're all cerebral and more into book reading than than
movies i really when the first fletch came out, I was young and impressionable
and it got me to read
a bunch of the Fletch books.
Oh.
And I liked them a lot.
Yeah, so I'm glad.
That first Fletch film
is really good.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a fun movie.
He has a tricky reputation,
Chevy Chase, right?
Well, that's why I was trying to...
Tell us about it.
That's why I was trying
to move on quickly.
Oh, no. Because this new Fletch doesn't need any old Fletch Tell us about it. That's why I was trying to move on quickly. Because this new Fletch
doesn't need any
old Fletch stank on it.
Let's start some gossip
about John.
Yeah.
I'm not spending
What an asshole.
He's such a meanie pants
that John Hamm.
Terrible man.
Mm-hmm.
Also joining us today, another first-time guest on the show, co-host of the Friendship Onion podcast.
It's Billy Boyd, everybody.
Hello.
Hello.
Yeah.
It's lovely to be here.
Thanks for coming out.
I mean, I know you got wrangled into this
because your co-host is also a guest today.
I just go where he tells me to run.
Right?
So tell everybody about the podcast
that the two of you do together.
It's really, it's like, it's very sexy.
Oh.
As a podcast.
And it's funny sometimes.
And it's a lot warmer than in here.
It's freezing up here.
I want my jacket.
What is that?
What is that about?
Well, we try to overcome, say,
because of how hot the guests are.
Do you want my shirt?
Lovely, lovely stuff.
Yes, please.
Do you want my shirt?
Lovely, lovely stuff.
Yes, please.
For the listeners, Amy is resplendent in a shirt that just says Danny DeVito on it.
Lovely.
Hand embroidered.
I got it at a thrift store.
Can you believe it?
That's a good buy.
We all just heard the history of the T-shirt backstage.
Hey, zip it.
Hey, hey, let's go back to Chevy Chase.
Marilyn,
how often does your,
it's a weekly podcast or how often do you make these things?
Yeah, it comes out every week on a Tuesday.
It's called the Friendship Onion
and we sometimes talk about Lord of the Rings
and sometimes we just talk shit.
That's a win.
I would say mainly shit.
That's something for everybody.
Right, exactly.
And how much...
It must be...
What was the aggregate amount of time
you spent making
Lord of the Rings
movies
of
six eight years
something like that
no it was like
four years
it was a year and a half
straight through
and then it was sort of
four or five months
every year after that
for the next three years
yeah
a ton of press
sort of
four years
of
our lives
a lot
but then I think probably ongoing throughout our life ton of press as well. Sort of four years of our lives. A lot. A lot of time.
But then I think probably ongoing throughout
our life anyway.
Yeah.
It's sort of always there in the background, isn't it?
The whole Amazon show has probably
brought it back into
our world a little bit more.
Right.
And how do you feel
about... Well well let's just
introduce you
since you've
been talking
and I haven't said
before you do
who you are yet
before you do.
Yes sir.
Think about my last name.
Why?
Did I fuck it up
on the first time?
That's all right.
Ooh.
Just think about it.
Maybe you said it
too good the first time.
It's Dominic, everybody.
It's all right, though.
It's a silent G.
Good old Dom is here.
Well, that's the thing.
I go back and forth on all the G people
because some G people silent it and some don't.
Strangely enough, I got it right when you came on my weed show.
I'm not high enough right now to get it right I guess.
The last time I saw my parents
I actually said to them. I've talked about
this with Billy but I said to my parents
I'm thinking of dropping the G.
Yeah how do you feel about that?
My parents are like why would you drop the G?
And I'm like well if you drop the G
then it's obviously
Monaghan but with the G
in there sometimes people say Monaghan, but with the G in there, sometimes
people say Monaghan.
Sure. Which is not
correct. Ever? It's
always silent? It's always silent.
Like, in the same way that the
G in silent is
silent and complicated.
I mean... You just don't
say it. That word is
more complicated than we know.
It really is almost an onomatopoeia.
Yeah, and my parents were like,
oh, you can't drop the G, that's your name.
And I was like, yeah, but it's become
a little bit of an albatross,
because you do get...
You've been with me.
Moynigan, Moynigan, Moynihan,
Moyniganigan, Moyniganigan.
It's Moynihan. It's okay.
We should move on. It's become an albatross.
No, it's interesting, Tom.
It's interesting. Yeah, I think it's good.
But I don't think you should drop it because
I don't think
your dad would like that. I don't think he would.
Is this what the podcast is like?
This is, yeah.
Pretty much.
It is.
But sexier.
Less clothes.
We'll probably do like 20, 25 minutes on your t-shirt this week.
I can't wait.
That was an interesting story.
It was.
It was a lovely story.
Yeah.
But anyway.
You should tell it publicly.
Everybody, be sure to check out Friendship Onion,
the podcast entirely about the silent G.
Yes.
There's so many words, so many Tolkien words that have no G.
Oh, that's fun.
Dominic Monaghan.
How do you pronounce the writer of The Lord of the Rings?
J-A-R. Tolkien.
Yeah, right?
That Tolkien movie came out about him,
and everyone was saying Tolkien through the whole thing.
I was like, I've been saying it wrong for 50 years.
Yeah, because everybody likes to try to do a Tolkien,
like they really get into the eye that's back there.
It's a weird thing, a name,
because the person who has the name is very connected to it
and they get told throughout their whole life,
this is your name, this is how you say it.
And then when people say it in the correct way,
there's a feeling towards it.
And when people say it in a way that is even slightly, subtly different, there's a feeling towards it. And when people say it in a way that is even slightly subtly different,
there's a feeling towards that as well.
Billy has a name that you can't get wrong.
Billy Boyd.
You can't get that wrong.
You wouldn't say Billy Boing or Bobby Bing
or whatever you say.
Billy Boyd.
I will now.
When we were in New Zealand,
one of our producers was like,
you have one of the greatest names.
You should come out with a denim company, Billy Boy Jeans.
And I was like, I would buy those fucking jeans.
That sounds amazing.
Or Billy Boy Bikinis.
Right.
Exactly.
I may do that.
With a name that's slightly confusing, mine is slightly confusing,
Dominic Monaghan, people are like, ah.
Sometimes people will come over to me, you know,
whatever,
to say hello
and they'll be like,
are you Dominic?
And I'll go, yeah.
And I'm like,
I know that guy
doesn't know how
my last name goes,
you know.
Although,
butcher it, you know.
Are you Dominic?
I'm like,
just let me sign it.
Well,
they should just give it a shot
because you're so chill
about the whole thing.
I'm going to start calling you Duh.
Yeah, exactly.
I've been thinking about the silent G in my name.
I've gotten away with it for years of telling people,
you know, you pronounce the G.
And now my cover is blown.
Everyone's going to call me.
Wait, but no, Doug, is that the full name of, is that your full name or are you Douglas?
I'm Douglas.
Okay.
But you've been Doug since you were a little kid.
Yeah.
I mean, that's just, that's what happens.
Do your parents, family, whatever, call you Douglas or are you Doug?
Nobody calls me Douglas.
Okay.
Yeah. Except for Yeah, except for
absolute,
like that's when I know
I'm talking to an absolute stranger.
Ah.
Or a robot.
Or a robot.
Or E.T. at the end of that ride
at Universal.
Yeah, yeah.
Douglas.
Because if you've ever,
if you ever like get my hotel room
and then when I check in,
my TV says,
welcome Douglas.
And I do laughs.
I really enjoy that.
When you pay.
In my room, it says, Welcome, Amy.
I don't know what's going on with these hotel bookings.
But thank you all for being here.
Dominic, was there anything you wanted to talk about
besides your name?
My insecurity about my last name.
Yeah, yeah.
Anything you want to add about the friendship onion?
No, no, I'm good, man.
It's just really good to see you.
It's been like we've interspersed seeing each other,
but in those times that we've seen each other, it's been like we've interspersed seeing each other but in those times
that we've seen each other
it's been really fun
I think I did
Doug Loves Movies
at Upright Citizens Brigade
like 10, 12 years ago
or something like that
honestly a long time ago
it's been a little while
yeah
and then we did
Getting Doug With High
which people still talk to me about and I think
I told you we were talking backstage
I brought my publicist
who at the time I mean she's obviously my publicist
but she was just she's a pal so I was like
you want to come and hang out and watch
this show and she had to leave halfway through the show
because she got so contact high
from
the thing
so I don't know man it's just good to see you.
You make really good shows,
and I just love the fact that
I have really good anecdotal stories
to tell about the times that we've hung out.
Isn't that nice?
So sweet.
Well, before we get to the game part of the show,
I always like to ask my guests, like to put everybody on the spot and ask them to recommend a movie for the listeners to potentially check out.
But I give everybody a category of late.
And so today is the day we're taping.
It's going to come out in a couple of days.
But the day we're taping this is, according to the internet, it's Batman Day.
Yeah, and I don't know what that entails or how that affects our lives and what we're supposed to do about it being Batman Day.
I know what I'm supposed to do on Free Slurpee Day, but I don't know what I'm supposed to do on Batman day. But I thought I'd at least give a
nod to the old fella
because Batman has been
a character in many feature
films over the years.
So I'll start with
you, Amy. I was going to say
a Batman movie? What's your favorite?
See, this is the thing. If you're not into Batman
movies, which one is the closest to
being worth your time?
Okay, I'm not...
What's your favorite-ish Batman movie?
I'm not just kissing your ass.
Because I never have.
Why would I start now?
But I did just...
I was very high in Colorado,
and I watched Lego Batman again.
Because the two friends I was staying with
hadn't ever
seen it and on the Airbnb had a DVD collection which I really enjoyed because I was like let's
not get into streaming let's we have to pick something from this shelf and that's what we
settled on and then uh Blair was like I didn't know Doug was in this I was like oh hell yeah
but that movie is so funny the Lego movies are very funny yeah I. I'm really proud to be a part of it.
And if all four of you, if all of you give the same answer.
Watch Lego Batman.
I'll be fine with it.
On DVD.
So nobody knows.
Stay in the shadows.
All right. stay in the shadows alright Aiden do you have a favorite
Batman movie
I used to watch the Adam West show
with my dad
so that one just came to mind
but that's not a movie
they did make one Batman movie
that was the characters
from the series
did they really
it's pretty fun
was it good
okay
well
silly
that one
I like silly
I like a silly
a silly Batman
yeah at one point
he's like running around
with a bomb
that's got a fuse
and it's the
you know
it's lit
and it's like
also like
they had the whole
like punching thing
on the screen
pow
all that kind of thing and one of the things that they would thing on the screen, pow, all that kind of thing.
And one of the things that they would say on the screen
was biff, and biff in Britain means vagina.
No.
Yeah.
Really?
Vagina.
Wait, maybe, was he punching him in the biff?
I don't know.
Very jarring as a kid.
Vagina!
This was a kid's show.
Well, definitely stay away from the Back to the Future films.
We feel that way when you guys say cunt.
Right.
Fanny pack.
The whole fanny pack thing is strange for us.
We call them bum bags.
Fannies are vaginas.
So when we were in New Zealand, Sean Astin's little girl,
his wife at one point said, OK, let's get going.
Move your fanny.
And we were like, no, you can't say that.
Move your vagina to like a toddler.
You can't say that.
Sorry, I biffed it.
Billy Boyd.
Hello.
Dominic is right.
That was easy to say.
Right, right.
Rolls off the tongue.
Now, Douglas, I'm pretty sure this is not the best Batman movie,
but Prince did do the music for it.
Yeah.
So I'm putting that one down,
and I don't even know what it's called.
Batman.
The Tim Burton Batman.
It's called The Batman.
It's just called Batman.
Not even Batman.
They dropped the death.
Batman starring Jack Nicholson is what it was called.
Yeah. And everyone was so mad about is what it was called. Yeah.
And everyone was so mad about Michael Keaton being cast as Batman.
It's so weird to even imagine.
Because now he's everybody's top three Batman for sure.
Right.
There's been a few good Batmans.
What am I going to do?
Will Arnett's number one.
Wait, can I ask a question?
Yes.
Why?
Why?
Why what?
Why is that your favorite?
Because Prince did the music.
Is that the only reason?
Yeah, I didn't.
Jack Nicholson was okay, I thought.
It was that Prince music that really made
the Joker dance though
like that's what motivated him
I mean I kind of liked the movie
I mean it's not as good as some of the other Batman's
but
come on Prince
that's cool I mean Prince and
anything that will be my favorite
and they're like Prince can you write some music for this?
And he's like, yeah.
Who's in there?
There's a character called Vicky Vale.
I got it.
Vicky Vale.
Vicky Vale.
Vicky Vale.
Vicky Vale.
Vicky Vale.
Vicky Vale.
And have you heard the story, supposedly from, I think it came from Tim Burton, not from
Prince, that he had been, they had agreed that he was going to write the score for Batman.
Excuse me. Tim Burton had not heard from him strange that I coughed on the mic it's
alright don't forget to lick it so Tim Burton they had said you're gonna write the
music for Batman yeah he disappeared for like three weeks Tim Burton then sent
him an email because it was email time at the time and
there was like a week to go for uh for the deadline to write the songs and prince was like yeah i'll
get to it no worries it's all done i'm just finishing off some stuff and tim burton was like
okay and then it got to the deadline night before and he got all the stuff tim burton got like
whatever 12 tracks 14 tracks or something,
and they took 10 of them.
And then when, I think this came from Tim Burton,
when Tim Burton spoke to Prince afterwards about the score
and about the success of the score and back dance and all that kind of stuff,
Prince was like, I did not look at it for a month,
and when it came down to the deadline day i had like
12 hours and i went into the studio with my band and we wrote all 12 tracks in a night we all stayed
up all night sent it in and that became the album it was like improvised on the spot which is how
brilliant prince is as an artist you know right, now we know it could have been better.
It does.
When you watch the movie now, it does feel like
Prince pranked them because
the music is way too fun
for a movie that's supposed to be scary
and suspenseful.
When Jack Nicholson's dancing around to a bat dance or whatever,
it gets a little rough.
All right.
Dominic.
Go on.
Yeah, yeah, you did it.
But you said it under your breath.
You're like...
Well, yeah, I try to be extra silent. yeah yeah you did it but you said it under your breath you're like well yeah
I try to be extra silent
extra silent
super silent
extra silent G
I don't even want
anyone to know
it was ever there
it's left the premises
what do you think
what's your favorite Batman
yeah I'm a big
I'm a big fan of Batman
I really like the last
Matt Reeves Batman
and as Billy knows
I really struggled
to pick one I usually pick three
but I'm going to try my best to pick one
right now
I'm going to go Batman Begins
I'm a huge fan of
Christopher Nolan I'm a huge fan of that Christopher
Nolan trilogy I know everyone
loses
their mind about Heath Ledger's performance and he
is extraordinary in that role but Batman
Begins for me is the only way that they could have created that trilogy and the whole like idea of Bruce
being scared by bats and then it becomes his power and then him going and getting trained by
Liam Neeson and Liam spoiler alert Liam Neeson coming back later. And I don't know, Bale as a Bruce Wayne,
for me is almost the kind of formative version of Bruce Wayne
in the comic books that I read.
He's a physically imposing character,
but he's also a little waspy and a little kind of elitist
and kind of well-groomed
and looks great in a suit.
And that, for me, is kind of Bale more than anyone else.
So, yeah, Batman Begins gets the nod.
Yeah, it was like Batman as American Psycho.
Right, right.
Basically, which works.
This is not an exit.
I think.
Or real Christian Bale.
Ha-ha!
which works.
This is not an exit. I think.
Or real Christian Bale.
He really wears
a nice suit all the time.
He's got some movie
coming out now
called Amsterdam
and I don't know
anything else about it.
I don't even think
it takes place
in Amsterdam
and I'm excited
to just go in
going cold on that one.
But thank you for your Batman recommendations.
This has been the best Batman day that I can remember.
What a terrific, we celebrated Batman in all of his glory.
And we got to take our first commercial break.
We will be right back.
We're back.
commercial break we will be right back we're back that wasn't so bad during the break we selected some name tags in the audience Amy is gonna play for Lou whose
name tag says nacho Lou Bray Billy is playing for Hannah and Commander and Aiden is playing for Paul
who cleverly used a poster
for the movie Paul
and Dominic
chose someone with
Lord of the Rings Return of the Kim
egomaniac
Doug can I ask you a question?
yes please
since it became a Batman night...
It really did.
What's your favorite superhero movie of all time?
Wow.
That's a tough one.
That's fucking heavy.
That's a lot.
What are you doing to me?
I'm the one putting you on the spot
with your favorite Batman.
Then you turn around and ask me something even more difficult.
I fear that it would be
a Batman movie.
I think it's Dark Knight
would be my favorite
superhero movie,
but I'd really,
I'd need more time.
I need more time
with this question.
Okay, it's a great answer.
Will you tell us
at the end of the show?
Not that kind of time.
I'm going to take until,
I'm going to take next summer
to think about it.
Oh, it's going to be so dead. I'm going to put it on the back burner until next June when I really think about it. Oh, it's going to be so dead.
I'm going to put it on the back burner
until next June
when I really think about this question.
There'll be eight more superhero movies
in that time.
Yes, superhero movies.
But I, you know,
so do you have a favorite one, Dom?
Favorite superhero movie?
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, that's so tough.
I mean, I didn't ask you that
so that you would ask me.
Yeah, exactly.
I didn't, I didn't.
Maybe Unbreakable.
See, this is what happens.
I get reminded that there are superhero movies that are subtle about it.
Because M. Night.
And they don't wear capes.
M. Night is a weird director because obviously Sixth Sense is an extraordinary movie and
then he's made films that people don't like.
I wasn't a big fan of, is it Lady in the Lake or The Woman in the
Lake or whatever. The piece of crap
in the lake. The water.
Doesn't matter what's in the lake. It's dragging
down the entire production.
That movie.
Bill Murray needs
to show up and eat that candy bar.
But Unbreakable
is fantastic. The whole idea
of the fact that like
he clearly has these superpowers
but he's trying to hide them
because he doesn't want to
get brought into the spotlight
and then when he gets brought
into the spotlight
Samuel L. Jackson shows up
and I just think that's
a masterpiece of a movie
and M. Night has these moments
where he does brilliant things
and then does things
that are not quite as brilliant
we don't have to worry
about the other stuff
yeah yeah
it's a weird thing
so probably Unbreakable
he's got some good ones
I love the original
Watchmen as well
the movie
I loved Watchmen
I know like
a lot of people
were not into that
I mean the TV show
was fantastic
but that movie
I absolutely love
the soundtrack
to that movie
incredible I really really liked it was it Prince? no That movie, I absolutely loved the soundtrack to that movie. Incredible.
I really, really liked it.
Was it Prince?
No, it wasn't.
Carry on.
All right, well, we've determined who you're playing for,
so now we have to play.
I've prepared some games for today,
some of which we've played on the show before.
This first one is called Live, Die, Repeat.
It's one of my favorites.
I'm going to say the title of a motion picture
in its entirety.
The first person on stage who can repeat back
bless you
that's
apologies but that sounded like a dog sneeze
it did
it did
did you guys bring your pug
it was sweet
it was a sweet sneeze
do you have dog flu?
Okay, sorry.
All right.
So I'm going to say the title
and every time somebody guesses,
because you can jump in and guess as much as you want,
but any time somebody guesses,
I'm going to go back to the beginning of the title
and we're just going to go until somebody gets it. Wait, wait, I don't understand.
Yeah, you're slowly saying
the title. I'll say it
real slow. Let's try it. I'll give
you an example. Jaws.
Jaws. John Wick. See, you did great.
John Wick. Okay.
But John Wick. Okay. But the title's gonna be longer than a word or two.
Okay.
That's the trick to it.
Okay.
Yeah.
And I love, this is like just a,
it just shows us the relationship
between Dominic and Billy.
The way Dominic has his microphone right there.
I'm ready.
Ready to go.
And Billy's like, I'm going to put it down here.
As long as it's nearby, I think we'll be good.
I've got a quick draw.
He's giving me a quick draw.
All right, here we go.
Harry. Harry Potter and the Philosopher we go. Harry.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone.
Harry and the Hendersons.
Hang on, Amy.
He's right.
Oh!
What?
Dang.
The Philosopher's Stone?
Yeah, that's what it's called internationally.
Us dumb Americans get Sorcerer's Stone
because our stupid children wouldn't know
a philosopher could be a magician.
Too much thinking.
Too much thinking.
Yeah, way too...
They overthought it completely.
And so we have a special title.
We have our own title for that first Harry Potter movie.
But I really didn't expect anybody to pull it out that quickly.
I know you two are friends.
Have you just worked it out that you just say a word?
No, we didn't know.
Are you sure?
Yeah, we didn't know.
We were not...
Because we used to do it at drama school.
We did like a whole year where we had to be animals, right?
Oh, yeah.
And you had to, like...
She's been to drama school, too.
Right, you're animals for a lot of it.
And you would go out,
and the teacher would say,
well, what animal is he trying to be?
And me and my friend,
we just made a thing that I said,
just say any animal, and I'll say, yeah.
So I go out, and he'd say a tortoise. And I'd go, see any animal and I'll say yeah so I go out
and he'd say a tortoise
and I go yeah
yeah I am
and it feels like
that's what you two guys are doing
no not at all
but interestingly
based on movies
given different titles
Harry Potter
and the Philosopher's Stone
and what is it
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
yeah
is that right
I was on a ferry, like a boat.
Thank you, thank you.
I'm not sure.
Thank you.
Not sure.
You gave that a new title, didn't you?
I'm not sure if American people know what a ferry is.
Sorry about that.
It's what we call vaginas.
Yeah.
I know a girl
specifically calls it
Tinkerbell.
So I was on a vagina
from Germany
to England
at one point
and we watched
what I now know
is Adventures in Babysitting
on the boat
but on the boat
it was called A Night on the Town.
And I've never seen it called that anywhere else.
So just in between foreign waters,
they called it A Night on the Town.
What's that about?
I guess, you know, there's only a few places
that when they were probably translating it
to lots of languages,
that's sort of what they landed on,
just sort of means the same thing
as Adventures in Babysitting. Yeah, so strange. Because the word babysitting probably doesn't translate in a lot of languages and that's sort of what they landed on just sort of means the same thing as adventures and babysitting.
Yeah,
so strange.
Because the word
babysitting probably
doesn't translate
in a lot of languages.
True.
Adventures in au pairs.
Right, right.
That sounds like
a sexy movie.
I want to go
on an au pair adventure.
Because those,
aren't au pairs
always really attractive
isn't that part of it
supposedly
yeah because you're like
oh
Banette's like in trouble right
but congratulations
wow
congratulations Dom
you won our first game
and that means
you get to go first in our next game
not much of a prize
sometimes doesn't even it's not even advantageous but you get to go first in our next game. Not much of a prize. Sometimes it's not
even advantageous.
But you get to go first
in this game
that I'm so excited about
because I come here
to learn.
Yeah, me too.
And I learned
something today
about...
I re-learned it
because I'm sure
I pronounced your name right
when you were on
my weed show
because I also probably did the research before that. Yeah, your name right when you were on my weed show.
Because I also probably did the research before that.
Yeah, you probably did.
This time I got cocky.
You were probably more stoned on the previous show than you are now.
Yeah.
So this is going to blow your mind, though.
Because the next game we're going to play, Bobby Moynihan was scheduled to be a guest today great guy
I don't have anything bad to say about him
sure, cancel, I don't care
I'm not mad about it
I'm not mad about it at all
his kid's got a soccer
I assume it's his kid
I hope he's not just
I have to go watch kids play soccer
none of which sprang from my loins so anyway
he's got you know he's got parenting shit to do so so he couldn't make it
today and I'll have him back real soon but I thought with Bobby Moynihan and
Dominic Monahan yeah weird yeah that it would be fun to play a game
called Monaghan or Moynahan
about the actresses
named Michelle Monaghan and Bridget Moynahan.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Okay.
Are you familiar with these actresses?
Yes.
Billy?
No.
I'm not good with names.
No, no.
Just so you guys know,
Billy gets Al Pacino and Robert De Niro mixed up.
So that's where we're at as a guest.
Yeah, yeah, it's true. Come on, Douglas, help me out.
Well, De Niro's the one with the...
No, not with that.
Moynahan, Moynahan.
De Niro's got a mole.
And Pacino's plays scenes in drag more often.
Right?
All right.
So we're going to start with Dominic.
Okay.
I'm going to name a movie.
Yeah.
You tell me either Monaghan or Moynahan.
Okay.
It's either Michelle Monaghan or Bridget Moynahan.
And she is also Monaghan?
Definitely?
There is actually a really talented,
attractive actress called Michelle Monaghan.
It's a yes or no question.
Yeah.
Michelle Monaghan and Bridget Moy to introduce you to the audience tonight.
Michelle Monaghan and Bridget Moynihan are both,
they're both terrific actresses,
but I've always had a hard time keeping them apart because of their names.
And they also, you know, they don't look alike,
but similar enough.
Yeah, brunette-ish, working at the same time.
Brown hair.
Yeah, yeah.
So they both have a ton of credits.
I'll just spit one out at you, Don.
Okay.
You tell me which one it is.
Okay.
Which one?
Please sneeze.
Which one was in the aforementioned John Wick?
Oh, man.
I was hoping that you were going to say Mission Impossible
because I know the answer to that one.
It's a 50-50 guess.
That's the risk you play with trivia
is they might not ask you what you're hoping they will ask.
That's true.
I'm going to go Moynihan.
You're saying Moynihan.
That is correct.
Whoa.
Dom's on the board.
Billy.
Yes.
Here's the next one.
Go.
It's a motion picture.
Wait, don't say Mission Impossible because he's already got a clue there.
Yeah.
The motion picture is called The Sum of All Fears.
Moynihan. That's a good All Fears. Monaghan.
That's a good movie.
What?
Monaghan.
Moy?
Still unclear.
Mon?
Monaghan.
Mon or Moy?
Mon again.
Mon or Moy?
Mon, not Moy.
Mon.
I think he's saying she's mine.
Confusing. It's very confusing. she's mine Confusing
She's mine
Mine
You know what
You guys are like those birds
In Finding Nemo
You
Mine
How about this
Point to him
If it's Monaghan And don't point to him if it's Monaghan
and don't point to him if it's Moynahan.
Okay, you ready?
Which one?
And this is an audio thing, is it?
I'll repeat it.
I'll repeat it.
It's just for me to know which one you mean.
Ready?
Yeah.
Okay.
That's incorrect.
It's a Moyne.
It's a Moyne. Sorry, it's a moin. It's a moin.
Sorry, it's a moin.
It's a moin.
And some of all fears.
I remember that movie was frustrating
because they never give out the final figure at the end.
I like that movie.
If you're going to arrive at a sum,
why not share it with us?
Why are you keeping it a secret?
Now I'm more afraid than when I went in.
I want to know what the sum of all the fears is.
All the fears.
It's not just some fears.
All fears.
All right.
That'd be a funny title,
the sum of some fears.
With the score by Zamfear.
All right.
The next title, Aiden.
Paul, I'm so sorry.
Okay.
You can do this. Wild or moin hand the classic coyote ugly oh that's right she was a coyote oh or she was
ugly i forget which one that's a moin you're going moin i'm going moin moin is correct yes
now i know who that is.
Yeah.
Aiden is on the board.
Yeah.
You learned about who you're talking about as you went.
That's impressive.
Whoa.
Amy.
Yes.
Nicolas Cage.
Starring in Lord of War.
Who was in it with him?
Good film.
Monaghan or Moynahan?
I'm going to go... God, I have no idea.
I'm going to go Moynahan.
Moynahan is correct, Amy Miller.
For the girls.
You're doing it.
Moyn, Moyn, Moyn.
I think Dom.
I feel like Dom's confident over there.
I'm just extremely competitive and it's a real problem.
No, it is genuinely something that I'm trying to make sense of.
Let's see how you do on this next one.
I genuinely don't care.
You guys really are like two sides of the same onion.
Yeah.
Billy and I have been lucky enough
to be doing a few conventions this year.
And at the end of some of these conventions,
we do a little panel and have a little quiz
and all that kind of stuff.
And Elijah Wood doesn't care.
Sean Astin doesn't care.
Billy doesn't care.
I'm at the front of the line.
Come on, give me the answer.
I'm so competitive.
It's a problem.
So if I don't win
there's gonna be
some shit going now
do you recall
if you won last time
or do you
do you hold that with you
or do you forget
I don't think
I actually don't think
you mean when we played
Dog Love Movies
at Upright Citizens Brigade
I don't think I did win
I think I lost to
oh you'll never forget
that person's face
I bet
I don't
I can't remember his name,
but he's in Children's Hospital,
the guy...
Oh, Rob Corddry?
No.
Or Rob Hubel.
Rob Hubel.
Rob Hubel.
I lost to Rob Hubel, I think.
And...
Hubel.
Well, ever since his...
Ever since his grandfather
invented the telescope,
he's been...
Uh-huh.
Rob Hubel's been pretty cocky.
All right, Dom, here we go.
Okay, well, same again.
Monaghan or Moynahan?
Okay.
Wow, okay.
The movie, oh yeah.
No, it goes for a while.
Yeah.
They've worked a lot.
Yeah, that's right.
I, robot.
Moyn or mon? Moyn or Yeah, that's right. I, robot. Moin or mon?
Moin or mon, mon?
Mon.
You're going mon?
So unlike you.
Because you're wrong.
It's moin.
Oh, shit.
This is safe.
What's going to happen?
You just told us how much you hate losing,
and now we're watching it happen.
It's all the sound guy
laughing at you.
Fuck sound guy.
I'll turn my mic down.
He's a sound guy and a reasonable guy.
Billy, you ready?
Yeah.
Serendipity.
Serendipity.
Yes, the motion picture Serendipity.
It had a Moyne or a Mon in it.
Which one do you think it was?
He's hoping for a clue.
No, I'm not.
I'm doing it.
I'm answering.
Oh, not pointing.
Not pointing.
That is correct.
Thank you.
No.
Aidan. Aiden?
I'm sure this is a favorite film of yours.
Battle Los Angeles.
Whoa, what is that?
It's the movie where people got sick of living here and decided to fight it.
They're on the 405.
Oh, boy.
Okay, well, can you give any clues, like what year it came out?
Oh, I got, this is a good one.
It takes place in Los Angeles.
God damn it.
And, yeah, that's about, I mean, both of these actors have sort of worked
during the same period,
so I don't know how much the year would help.
Right, right, right.
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna,
I'm gonna,
I'm gonna stick with Moin.
Sticking with Moin?
Was it a mistake?
Is the way to go.
Yes!
You have two points.
You are in the lead.
I'm in the lead?
Everybody's got...
I mean, Dom will tell you, winning feels so much better than losing.
Really does.
He knows it from first-hand experience.
Amy, is it Moin or Mon in Mr. and Mrs. Smith?
I'm going to also stick with moin.
Mon.
I'm sorry.
How did you know?
Be quiet, mon.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, he just knows mon when he, you know, he just, he feels it.
Instinctually, he knows a fellow Mon.
But yeah, it is Mon again.
Get him.
But that means that Aiden won that game.
Congratulations.
Good job.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That was an impressive win. And I'll Thank you. Thank you. That was an impressive win.
And I'll tell you what you won right after the break.
We'll be right back.
All right, we're back.
Just paying our respects to the Queen Mum.
Just paying our respects to the Queen Mum.
I'm not saying I would wait in line for a... I'm not saying I would wait in line to see her
in the most pristine state ever.
And he wants to play the games.
That's what's crazy.
I think this is interesting, though.
You're waiting in line to see a wooden box.
You could wait in line to see any wooden box.
Like, how do you know the queen's in there?
It could be any person.
I'd wait in line to see a wooden fanny.
Right.
It's like, I understand the gesture of like...
Look, of course, from the age of 25 to 75...
No, 95.
95.
She was a servant to Great Britain.
That's an incredible thing to do
and a phenomenal way to live your life.
The line just keeps moving,
so I got to the front of the line,
and I noticed my shoelace was untied,
and by the time I looked down at it,
I missed the whole thing.
Right, but you're not,
when you get to...
Somebody felt sad for me.
I just made that up.
I'm not in England right now.
You wish you were.
You're not kidding.
Like a theme park,
you're standing in line for two hours
and then you go on the ride.
Yeah.
When you're standing in line in that situation...
You don't get to, like, climb on or something?
You don't get to see anything.
You see a wooden box.
It could be anything.
But it's not a fully open casket.
I heard you only get to see her biff.
And it's still wet somehow.
If it was
what?
you're mad at me and not Dominic
what did I do?
I just don't understand
like listen if you revere the queen
and all that kind of stuff and you think that
the royal family is an
amazing thing and all those kind of things
that's great I get it of course she's been an amazing thing and all those kind of things, that's great. I get it.
Of course, she's been an amazing servant to the country.
But you're standing in line for almost two days at one point.
22 hours.
Billy, do you talk on the podcast at all?
Or are you pointing the whole time?
I enjoy it.
He's just silently judging me.
It's brilliant
It's one of my favourite hours of the week
I just go in and listen
to Dom
But is that not
I mean even if it were
I revere
I revere David Bowie
I mean Paul McCartney's gonna die
at one point
Yeah he is
David Attenborough or Doug Benson.
I mean, like...
No!
I've lost the audience.
No, you're all right, Dom.
Keep going.
Mention you stand in line for 20 hours to see a box.
Mention that.
No, but that's...
It is a weird thing.
Like, let's say...
Let's say Doug had died
and Doug said, my
final wishes were that I could
be laid in state
in my coffin, not an open
coffin, a closed coffin,
and have everyone come to see me.
If there were 22
hours worth of people
that came to see him
and you went to the back of the line and you went,
why are you here?
And he went, I came here to pay my respects to Doug Benson.
You do realize you're going to stay here for an entire day,
not sleep, and you're not going to see Doug.
You're only going to see a wooden box.
It's a puff of smoke. not going to see dog, you're only going to see a wooden box that supposedly
he lays in.
Would that not be slightly
weird? I think the line will be even longer
for Doug. Dominic?
It's not about...
No, wait, wait.
Tell us that again.
You're going to wait in line. So dog's
dead. Dog's dead.
He's going to be in a hot box.
Are you for or against waiting in line to look at a box?
Let's talk about your name again.
I'd actually be more into looking at a box of an open casket of Paul McCartney.
And you go, oh, there's his naked face.
All of his skin's been sucked back into his cranium.
And you can kind of see the guy that sang
Love Me Do, but not really.
But he's wearing a suit that maybe
he sang in when
he, you know, was singing Love Me
Do. And you're like, okay, I kind of get it.
But a completely closed
box. It makes no
sense at all.
So think about it. I'm sorry,
Kim. You've been disqualified.
You only
had ten seconds to hear the question and the answer
and you didn't let me say it, so you're out.
So Doug fell
out of a... He went skydiving, right?
Doug went skydiving.
It's a really long
game we have to play. Oh, really?
I'm sorry. But you went skydiving.
I'm going to push you over.
On the way down, there was like a propeller
plane that like filleted
you into tiny little pieces.
I didn't know I was going to kick a hobbit's ass today,
but here we are.
And then
when you fell into the ground,
it was farmland and a combine
harvester like
filleted you up
into tiny little pieces. And then they went,
oh, the dog's dead. And they put little pieces
of you that they thought was you
into a coffin and went, hey, does anyone
want to come see him because he's laying in state?
Would anyone like sit there
for 22 hours and then think about
that in terms of Queen Elizabeth II?
Thank you. I rest my case.
I don't think anyone was arguing with you.
There was no judge.
We were all on the same page, I think.
I'm sorry.
I got excited.
You'll hear from some people that wanted to
wait in line for that
very special moment.
Wow.
Yeah.
I didn't know I'd be even more disappointed
and lost this many years
after that finale.
All right.
We got one game to play.
It's a big one.
And I'll try to speed everybody along.
My bad.
My bad.
No more stories.
I got excited. I got excited.
The game is called Super Last Person Standing.
This is a game we've been playing
for a while on the show.
It's normally called
Last Person Standing, but this is
Super Last Person Standing
because I came up with a new
rule which I think we applied a couple of shows ago normally the game is we
just get the name of an actor or actress we all take turns saying movies that
person was in if you can't think of one that's it you're out but you get to ask for help from the person whose name tag you chose one time during the game.
Yeah.
And the difference in super last person standing is that each of you gets to name an actor or actress,
actor or actress and then all of us will name movies that star not all together at the same time because obviously it'll just be random people but we take turn
saying movies that any of those four people are in and then when when you
can't think of one you're out so Amy the women pick actors and
the men pick actresses.
Just to keep it so
we get some options.
If only I could think of
an actor I love.
But one whose
credits you think you know well enough
to do well.
Yeah, I'm going to go Danny DeVito.
My double D's.
I love it.
I wish all of my guests would just
write down the name of the person
so all I got to do is look at
their boobs and
I know what's going on.
It's a great, great way
to check in. We should put helpful information
here for men.
Yeah, seriously. Vote no on 27 or something. Check in. We should put helpful information here for men. Yeah.
Yeah, seriously.
Vote no on 27 or something, you know?
Refill the ice trays once in a while. Use the space feather.
Was that universal?
Okay.
Oh, yeah, they don't refill the ice trays.
I don't know why.
Okay, so all four of you,
and I like to play along in this game,
we'll be naming movies that have Danny DeVito in them,
but then now Aiden gets to pick another actor
in addition to Danny DeVito.
Who do you like?
Danny DeVito's good.
Yeah.
He's all good.
I mean, I'm going to be basic.
I'm going to say Tom Hanks.
I love it. Yeah. Yeah, that's always a great choice. Safe, yeah, for all of us. Set'm going to say Tom Hanks. I love it.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's always a great choice.
Safe, yeah, for all of us.
Set yourself up for success.
You're already in the lead.
I love it.
All right, Billy, you pick an actress
whose credits you think you're familiar with.
You can name a few.
Thank you.
Thank you, Tom.
You can name a few.
Thank you.
Thank you, Tom.
At this point, I think I would like to go with Judi Dench.
I love it.
Thank you.
Official title?
Dame Judi Dench.
Sorry.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Apologies, Dame.
That was a disgrace.
Sorry. Now, if I had to, I was a disgrace, sorry.
Now,
if I had to line up to see Judi Dench
in a box
for 22 hours.
Do it.
No,
carry on.
I would definitely line up,
I would queue up
to see Judi Dench
in a box.
22 hours.
No. 22 hours. No.
22 hours.
All right.
Oh, I wrote it down in the wrong spot.
Dame Judi D.
Get that, Judi D.
What do you think, Dom?
An actress.
Yeah.
Tilda Swinton.
Ooh.
See, people have picked that name in the past
thinking they're being clever.
My favorite actress.
And then they realize, oh shit, she's a tough one.
But I think you got this.
And like I said, you don't have to name movies
that the person you named is in.
You can steal titles from the other people.
And you can also ask for a reminder.
We've got Danny DeVito, Tom Hanks, Dame Judy Dee,
and Sweet Tilda Swinton.
She's a real nice lady.
Have you met her, Dom?
No stories.
I have not met her, but I...
Yes or no?
I have not met her, but... Yes or no? I have not met her, but
I have a massive crush on her.
I think she's like...
I just think she's incredible.
I'm a big fan.
Have you seen 3,000 Years of Longing?
Is she in that?
Yes.
Thank you.
Thanks very much Doug it's true anybody
could say that but
unfortunately Amy
wait who oh Aiden won that last
game right
yes yes so
you get to go first and then
we'll go to Billy then to Dom then to me first, and then we'll go to Billy,
then to Dom,
then to me,
then to Amy,
and we'll just go around.
Just any old movie.
Name it Hanks movies,
DeVito movies.
All right, all right.
This is harder than it's appearing at this point.
Because none of us have any kind of,
nobody's referencing anything.
It's all using our brains
to come up with all these names.
What do you want to start us off with, Aiden?
I'm going to start with twins.
How dare you?
Right, starting Tilda Swinton and Dame Judi Dench.
Did you say Tom Hines?
I do, interestingly, think...
Looking at this, I do not think there's any crossover.
I could be wrong.
We'll find out later, maybe.
But I don't think any of them work together, I don't think.
Off the top of my head.
Anyway, but it might have happened.
We'll maybe figure it out later.
Billy?
Forrest Gump.
Billy Forrest Gump
cutest person I've ever seen
in my life
I could cry
Dom
Road to Perdition
oh Road to Perdition
very good
thank you I'm going to go ahead and say 3000 years of longing Road to Perdition. Oh, Road to Perdition. Yes, yes, yes. Very good. Thank you.
Very good, very good.
I'm going to go ahead and say 3,000 Years of Longer. That's what I was going to say.
Come on, Doug.
Your turn, Amy.
Okay, I'm going to say Big.
Lovely.
Take that.
Very good.
I can handle it.
Train wreck. Isn't it train wreck?
No
Wait
Hang on
Hang on
Withdraw your title
You don't get anything
Oh shit
It's Cate Blanchett isn't it
No no you were on the right track
so to speak but but you might want to move off on something else there's tons of tom hanks movies
that we oh i get a pass i get a pass okay cool i'm just saying don't i i feel like you're heading
down train wreck is an amy schumer movie hang Hang on, hang on.
I know what you're doing.
What's happening?
What is going on?
Do you want to stick with Trainwreck?
Hey, please.
I got to repeat this, I guess.
Do not yell out any answers at all,
even if I'm getting something wrong,
because I figured out that Tilda Swinton is indeed in Trainwreck,
and we could have worked
it all out ourselves.
So don't do that again, please.
What happened?
You want to stick with train wreck?
Now that everyone's told you
Tilda Swinton's definitely in it?
I'm going to...
You were right.
I thought you meant something else
which we might find out about later.
Yes, I know what you think
yes but okay alas
it's I'm sticking with train wreck
good call
Billy
saving private Ryan
yes
correct
Dominic Philadelphia of course Yes. Correct.
Dominic.
Philadelphia, of course.
Most cities you name, Tom Hanks has been in a movie.
Yes.
Named after it.
I'm going to go with Joe versus the Volcano.
Nice. So good.
Amy?
Belfast. Nice. So good. Amy? Belfast.
Oh, Dench.
We got Denched.
That's a good one.
Aiden?
Captain Phillips.
Oh, okay.
Billy's touching his nose.
Always a sign that he's about to answer.
Cast away.
Why aren't you guys
listing from the actresses you chose?
What?
Because they're stealing the Tom Hanks one.
I've never seen a Judy Dane movie.
How dare you?
But I met her once and she was an absolute
darling.
She needs a shout out.
Tom?
What do you got, Dom?
There's about a thousand movies to choose between.
I'm thinking.
I'm trying to get rid of the obvious ones,
but it's not easy.
You know what to say.
Toy Story.
Oh, nice. Toy Story. Oh, nice.
Toy Story 2.
Oh, come on.
Oh, no.
Come on, indeed.
Toy Story 3.
Good, good.
I mean...
Mm-hmm.
Toy Story 4.
Yeah!
Sorry, Billy.
Oh, you're fucked.
Would it be wrong to be struggling at this point?
No.
No, it is weird how it just kind of your mind goes.
Because I know that there's a,
we were talking about a superhero earlier,
but I'm not sure of the names of those movies.
Oh, sure, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
I don't want to say
the wrong name.
Don't say the wrong one there.
Doug, could you remind him
of the actors
that he is supposed
to be thinking of?
Danny DeVito.
Thank you.
Tom Hanks.
Tilda Swinton.
Lovely.
Hanks.
And...
Ditch.
Got one.
Got one, sir.
Okay.
Snow Piercer.
That is correct.
Thank you.
That's what I thought
you meant
when you said train wreck.
My mind went to
no, she's in Snowpiercer
but she is also
in train wreck.
It was a train wreck.
It really was.
It was a
it was a
snow pierced
train wreck. Dominant. Wait, we're back to Dom already? Yeah. Oh yeah, snow-pierced train wreck.
Wait, we're back to Dom already?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, all those toy stories went fast.
I'm trying to think of...
So strategic over there.
Yeah, yeah.
Try to be strategic.
I feel as if I'm waiting in line to see The Queen's Box.
Is it 22 hours?
Yeah, exactly.
Say a Tilda Swinton movie, Dom.
What the fuck?
Pinocchio.
The new Tom Hanks Pinocchio?
Do you know any of his films that are in pre-pro?
Oh, Geppetto.
Geppetto.
Man with one Red Shoe.
Nice.
What is that?
It's a great choice.
Renaissance Man.
What is that?
It's a Danny DeVito film.
Because I know the actor I chose.
Unlike the rest of you freaks.
It's very good What do you got Aiden?
Okay I'm gonna go
Oh god I hope this is the name of it
The money pit?
Yeah
Oh that was one of mine
So funny
Yeah
Snowfall?
What?
Snowfall?
Snowfall? It's a TV show on FX about cocaine
Right, it's not that then
I know what he meant
Do you?
Yeah
There's the
James Bond
What's that?
Snow something?
Oh, think of the song.
Snowball?
Snowball.
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
No, but I'm helping you.
Skyfall.
Skyfall.
Thank you.
A very small hint.
Very small hint
from Amy.
Thank you.
Snowball.
Snowball.
They should have called
that movie Snowball
would have made more sense.
So would the theme would have made more sense.
You know, because you'd be singing about when you snowball.
Because you just keep snowballing.
But when you skyfall, you're going to hit the ground.
Dominic.
This is getting kind of real now.
Yeah.
Turner and Hooch.
Ah, yeah. All good, yeah? Yeah. Say. Yeah. Turner and Hooch. Ah, yeah.
Oh, good, yeah.
Say it again.
Turner and Hooch.
This is Hooch.
It's funny to me.
Okay.
Volunteers.
Oh, nice.
That's where Tom Hanks met his wife.
Matilda.
That's not her name.
We need to talk about Kevin.
Yes.
Very nice.
Great movie.
Good pull.
This could get me destroyed in this room
if he's not in this movie.
Was he in
Sleepless in Seattle?
Yeah!
Was he?
He was the one who couldn't sleep.
Yeah.
But you know, like, all those movies
kind of become one movie.
Yeah.
No.
And to me, Harry's met Sally.
Don't say movie titles.
Oh, sorry.
Harry's met Harry.
Harry's got Sally.
That's how they say it in the UK.
That's what it was called in Scotland.
Yeah.
When Harry got Sally.
Kind of a spoiler.
They don't get together until the end.
Or I guess they get together and break up and get back together.
Anyway.
Dominic.
Philomena.
Very nice.
Philomena, yes. Great movie if Philomena. Very nice. Philomena, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Great movie if you've not seen it.
Written by Steve Coogan, for my money,
the greatest comedian that has come out of England
since Peter Sellers.
Steve Coogan.
If you don't know anything about Steve Coogan,
go check him out.
Steve Coogan is a master comedian.
He's great.
Let's take a moment.
Let's have a quantum of solace.
Lovely.
Very good.
Polar Express.
Elvis.
Yeah.
It's called Elvis, right?
Bad Hanks.
Thanks.
I love that movie.
Yeah, wow.
Billy.
It comes around fast, I know.
I'm between two here, Doug.
Okay.
One I think is right.
But I don't know which one.
Say that one.
Yeah, go for that. What kind of thrill seeker are you?
Oh, shit.
A brick.
She may be in both, but...
Hold.
What is Judi Dench in?
Elizabeth.
Elizabeth.
I mean...
Elizabeth.
Yeah?
Sure.
Thank you.
You were scared there, right?
Yeah.
Who's in it?
Dench.
Judy Dench.
Okay.
Tom Hanks.
David, Judy Dench.
Who incidentally knows what time it is
any time of the day when you ask her.
What time is it?
It's 12 minutes to four.
Really?
Not always.
Only when it's 12 minutes to four.
To the minute.
Is that your experience with her?
Yeah. That's wild. Is that your experience with her?
That's wild.
I really need a pee.
Go, go, go.
I'm enjoying it.
I'm enjoying being tight.
Are you sure?
Yeah, I'm loving it.
Go, Dom!
What would you do in that line?
22 hours needing a pee. I was going to pantomime while you go
piss. Carry on. I was going to do a
cartwheel and then the splits.
No, we were just going to keep going
without you.
And then you jump back in.
But if you want to stay,
that's an option too. Dom?
I kind of want you to go for a piss.
No.
Because then on the way back you to go for a piss. No. Well, because then on the way back,
you could get me a beer.
No.
I'm annoyed.
Go.
I need to think of another Tom Hanks movie.
Mrs. Brown.
Well done.
Judi Dench.
Yeah.
I heard she's got a lovely daughter.
Yeah, Billy went with it.
Mrs. Brown.
That's how Billy knows Judi Dench. Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter. Yeah, Billy worked with her. Mrs. Brown. That's how Billy knows Judy Gage.
Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely daughter.
Do, do, do, do.
Right?
Lovely rendition.
Sorry to do the accent.
I feel bad for Billy Aiden today
because it's your first time on the show
and you're just up here playing
with a bunch of
ruthless people
well
I hope we're making
a big splash
oh shit
oh man
that's good
oh no
okay okay okay
Tom Hanks Judy Titch Good. Oh, no. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Tom Hanks.
Judy Titch.
Tilda Swinton.
Okay.
No.
It's not her.
Oh.
Do you want to go to your lifeline?
Paul. Oh, interesting.
Paul.
Help me.
Paul, what do you got?
Paul, do you have anything?
That thing you do.
That thing you do.
Tom Hanks.
Thank you, Paul. Very nice? That thing you do. That thing you do, Tom Hanks. Thank you, Paul.
Very nice.
Billy.
Master and Commander.
Oh, he's going to his lifeline.
Please.
Casino Royale.
Hannah Commander says Casino Royale.
Lovely.
I'll take that one.
Thank you, Doug.
Thank you very much.
Dominic.
He already coughed on it, so it's good that he's
now licking it
are you sure you don't want to go for a piss
no I'm good thanks
I'm loving the beer
no I'm alright
the beach I'm loving the beer. No, I'm alright.
The beach.
Oh.
Till this week.
Okay.
I'd love a beer.
Would you?
Yeah.
What if you pretend to go for a piss and just go get us a couple of beers?
Okay.
Does anybody want anything?
Am I allowed to do that, Doug.
I can't believe that worked.
It's my first time.
I don't know.
But you'll have to try to listen up while you're back there because we're going to keep
going.
Yeah, I know that.
You want to...
If you leave right now, you'll miss me saying Shakespeare in love.
Oh, no.
That was my next one.
Oh, shit.
Two.
Oh, shit.
Amy. Do you want just a little bit? There's beer. Beer delivery. Oh no that was my next one Oh shit Amy
Do you want just a little bit
There's beer, beer delivery
Suck it then
I'm going for a pee anyway
He's going to go piss anyway
That's nice
Wait Doug
Can you just remind us of the actors
Tom Hanks
Danny DeVito
Dame Judi Dench, Tilda.
I just blacked out.
What's that?
I blacked out.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
No, no, I can do it.
Is it Dom's turn? I know we have limited time. Yeah, it is Dom's turn. No, it's your turn. No, no. I can do it. Is it Dom's turn?
I know we have limited time.
Yeah, it is Dom's turn.
No, it's your turn.
You're right.
It's Amy's turn.
Okay.
Oh, no.
I can't be the first to go out with this crew.
Oh, I have a lifeline.
Okay, then.
Yeah, go to your lifeline.
I'll use my lifeline.
Yeah.
Lou?
Lou.
What's up?
Lou.
Throw Mama from the Train. Throw Mama from the Train.
Throw Mama from the Train.
Danny DeVito classic.
Save it for you.
Yeah.
Thank you, Lou.
Very nice.
I blew it.
I forgot you, Lou.
Oh, no.
We had something going on here.
Okay, okay, okay, wait yeah batman who batman uh-huh for
three what's the one with danny devita returns yes yes happy batman day happy batman day DeVito returns. Yes. Yes. Happy Batman Day.
Happy Batman Day.
Uh-oh.
What do we do now?
Danny DeVito saw the new Batman.
There, he's back.
How was it?
He didn't bring him a beer.
Danny DeVito saw the new Batman
and he announced that he's a better penguin
than Colin Farrell.
And I'm like, go Danny.
That's awesome.
Okay, Billy, here's what you missed.
We named about 40 movies while you were gone.
No, all we did was, what did you say, Amy?
I said what Lou said.
Oh, yeah, what did Lou say?
Throw Mama from the train in classic. And then Aiden said... Batman Returns. Oh yeah, what did Lou say? Throw Mama. I said throw Mama from the train across it.
And then Aiden said
Batman Returns.
Batman Returns.
Oh jeez.
Oh no.
Oh,
that's the one
I just Googled as well.
I didn't really,
my phone's there.
See.
Oh,
I was going to say
one of the Batmans.
Oh,
we've done all the things,
we've done all the James Bonds, have we?
No.
No, there's a few more.
A couple.
She was M in like seven of them, I think.
Was she?
I think.
Oh, God.
Skyfall, Quantum of Solace, Casino Royale.
Have we done all of them?
Said that one, yeah.
The darkness of...
The darkness of...
The inescapable... Oh, God.
I'm going to be out here, aren't I?
I think so.
Yeah, hold on.
Count me down from ten.
Okay.
Three, two...
Wait a minute.
Was Tilda Swinton in Slab Boys?
Who?
Tilda Swinton.
Slab Boys?
The Slab Boys.
I'm gonna say yes. Dom.
Done.
Three seconds.
Three seconds?
Yeah, we're out of time.
We can either stop playing entirely or play quicker. I wonder, we're out of time. We can either stop playing entirely or play quicker.
I wonder how we ran out of time.
Wait.
Remind me of the actors.
It's Tom Hanks, Danny DeVito.
Skip.
Judi Dench, Tilda Swinton.
You got this.
I'm going to ask for my help.
Oh, okay.
Dr. Strange. Dr. Strange. Dr. Strange for my help. Oh, okay. Doctor Strange.
Doctor Strange, of course.
Thank you so much.
Well done.
Who was in Doctor Strange?
Tilda.
Tilda, of course.
Tilda.
Oh, yes, yes.
The one you picked.
Exactly.
She was also in a motion picture called
Michael Clayton
Castaway
no
Castaway already
happened
when
a long time ago
fuck
I thought I had it
you just been
sitting on that one
like you were golden
I've really checked out
emotionally on this game
I guess I'm out because I I don't want to take up any more time.
Thank you so much.
Stay tuned for my tour dates.
It's coming.
It's going to be amazing.
Aiden, do you have another one?
Wait.
Did someone already say Revolutionary Road?
No, because it was Road to Perdition.
Road to Perdition, exactly, yeah.
Wait, is he in both?
Which one?
Hanks is in Road to Perdition.
Both, either?
Revolutionary Road, isn't that DiCaprio and Winslet or something?
Oh, shit.
It's not a one.
No, good, good.
Oh, it was Road to Perdition.
I'm out.
I'm out. I think I'm out. It's too painful? No, good, good. Oh, it was road to perdition. I'm out.
I'm out.
I think I'm always too painful.
Billy's out?
Yeah.
Okay.
Come on, Dom.
One Flew Over the Cooker's Nest.
Danny DeVito.
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
I was fucking holding on to that.
Like when you have diarrhea and you're like,
ah, it's coming.
And I was like,
I'm going to hold on
to one floor of this.
And it just happened
at the right time.
Imagine that.
It's your turn again, Dom.
It's your turn again.
Well, I just did one floor.
It's just you two left.
It's just you and me.
Oh.
Wait, you didn't go.
You didn't go.
I did go.
What, who?
What's the worst that could happen? Oh, I thought that was something that you said me. Oh. Wait, you didn't go. You didn't go. I did go. What, who? What's the worst that could happen?
Oh, I thought that was something that you said after.
Yeah.
You were asking.
It is something I said.
Remind me one more time of the actors.
You totally said it.
There's Tom Hanks from Bachelor Party.
Danny DeVito from Tin Party. Danny DeVito
from
Tin Men.
Danny.
And
Tilda Swinton
from
Stuff.
Stuff.
Yeah.
And
who was the other one?
Dench.
Dench.
You can just name another
James Bond movie.
No.
She's not in all of them.
But she started at Pierce Brosnan, didn't she?
Quantum of Solace?
I said that one.
Golden Eye, Tomorrow Never Dies.
Wait, she's not in Golden Eye.
You're out.
Huh?
She's not in Golden Eye.
I'm just explaining it to you.
Oh, but she's not in Golden Eye, so you're out.
Quit pumping.
You won the game.
I'm not even eligible to win.
Nice job, Kim. Sorry, sorry. I'm the game. I'm not even eligible to win. Nice job, Kim.
Sorry, sorry.
I'm super competitive.
But check this out.
What did we miss?
Green Mile.
Oh, My Cousin Vinny.
We got Philadelphia.
Who's in My Cousin Vinny?
My Cousin Vinny.
Somebody said My Cousin Vinny.
It's Joe Pesci, you dumb dumb.
He gets his little after.
The Terminal.
Yeah.
Cloud Atlas
but anyway
congratulations Dominic Monaghan
not gonna lie I thought Tilda Swinton was in Lord of the Rings
and they just weren't saying it
it was driving me crazy but I guess she's not
no Kate Blanchett really has confused
everybody today
alright who was your No, Cate Blanchett really has confused everybody today. All right.
Who was your, where's your name tag, Dom?
Who you play for?
Yeah, my lovely lady in the front row here.
You win.
So happy for you.
You are a winner.
Return of the king.
And Dom, you get to go first.
Promote yourself.
What do you got to plug?
Oh, hey, Dom Monahan on Instagram
and follow Billy and I
on the French Bunion
and we also have a podcast
called Moriarty,
The Devil's Game.
I guess that's about it.
Thanks for coming.
It's so nice of you to come.
Yay, I'm so glad you won.
Yay.
Yeah, she waited 22 hours
to get that box, Dom.
Because of you.
Billy Boyd, great first
time guest. Well, it was
lovely, Douglas. It really was.
I couldn't have asked
for more. Super fun.
Love to have you back sometime. Just
don't tell Dom you're coming.
Aiden Meir,
am I saying that right?
Yes, you said it right.
All right, good.
Because I've only read it
on the screen,
like I said.
I love that about you.
It's an awesome show on Showtime. You can probably stream I Love That About You is an awesome show on Showtime.
You can probably stream all of it
if you can get your hands on Showtime.
Yes.
The whole first season.
I love that for you.
I love that for you.
What'd I say?
I love that about you.
I love that about you, man.
No, I Love That For You is on Showtime.
Confess Fletch.
Is in theaters right now.
Theaters now.
But also on digital things. Yeah. Fletch is in theaters right now. But also on digital
things. Yeah. And
you play a very different character from your character
on the show. Yeah.
Congratulations on that. Thank you.
And thank you for also
being another great first time guest. Come back
and don't tell Dom.
Sorry Dom.
Because I think you're all going to be lifelong friends now, right, Amy?
I love it.
I'm going to get double teamed by these hobbits.
Do you call it an Eiffel Tower in the UK?
Okay.
I have a new album out. It's called California King. You can buy it or stream it. I have a new album out.
It's called California King.
You can buy it or stream it.
I have a new special out.
It's called Ham Mouth.
You can watch it on YouTube.
It's a Comedy Central special.
And then, oh, I'll be in Portland next Sunday, September 25th.
So if you live there, come see me.
There's truly only like 10 tickets left.
I'm not lying about that.
So if you just get them.
And then I'll be many other places soon
thanks
thank you Amy
you guys are the best thank you
I got a couple of
things to plug here I think
like I mentioned earlier we'll be back
here in about a month
doing our monthly
Douglas movies at
Dynasty Typewriter.
The next one is on October 22nd.
We'll talk a lot about scary movies
on that one, I'm sure.
I'm doing stand-up at the
American Comedy Company in San Diego
on Saturday, October
1st at 4.20.
A couple weeks from now. 4.20, huh?
Yeah, all my shows are at 4. a couple weeks from now. 420, huh? Yeah, all my shows
are at 420 in the afternoon because
I like to be done with work by 6.
I went
a little over today, though.
I'm going to get some overtime.
That was me.
No, we know.
But we all...
We all
had a wonderful time.
Thank you once again to Dominic Monaghan,
Billy Boyd, Aidan Meire, and Amy Miller.
As always, I'm not a bit surprised.