Doug Loves Movies - Bobby Moynihan, Amy Miller, Ron Bennington and Gary Gulman guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds
With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
Hi, Doug.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
Correct. Coming to you, coming to you once again from the Gramercy Theatre in New York City!
You guys are awesome. Thank you for letting me do so many shows here.
Today is Wednesday, April 27th, 2016. Name tags up!
Oh.
The Izzy usual Doug specs.
You worked your Izzy and Doug into usual suspects.
That's pretty impressive.
Soom alone?
Soom, I apologize, Soom.
Seth has just written out his name with a bunch of dicks like he's like he's Jonah Hill.
And which one do you draw a lot of dicks?
Super bad.
Brianna 3DD.
And there's some very nice breasts on there.
Oh, no, we got donuts in the front row.
breasts on there.
Oh no, we got donuts in the front row. We've got, oh, that
Jordan in real life with my face on the
pancakes instead of Steve Carell.
I want to hit that with a donut
so bad.
I think that's what's going to happen tonight.
Yeah, there's several boxes
of donuts. Katie's in the front row.
This time she knitted a
what's his name, gizmo
from Gremlins. Can I show everybody? This is ridiculous the shit she makes. Aunt Roche. This time she knitted a, what's his name, gizmo from
Gremlins. Can I show everybody?
This is ridiculous as shit she makes.
Look at this thing.
Like, if I threw it down hard right
now, people would go,
aww.
It's so cute. Good job.
Yeah, she had a sperm the other day, a knitted sperm.
Didn't care for that very much.
Lucky number 11.
I saw that one on the internet today.
Yeah, and somebody wrote back,
that's my favorite movie nobody's ever heard of.
And I'm like, I think people have heard of lucky number 11.
Thank you guys for bringing all those great name tags
and good luck to everybody during the selection process
and the donut dodging process.
Doug plugs, both of my shows in Washington, D.C.
this weekend are sold out.
Thanks, D.C.
And my shows next week in Rosemont, Illinois
are almost full. Thanks, DC. And my shows next week in Rosemont, Illinois are almost full. Thanks, Rosemont.
Rosemont.
I've got a
big couple of days
come up in Denver, you guys. On
Mother's Day, May 8th,
I'm doing Douglas Movies at Comedy Works
downtown at 420. Then it's
off to the suburbs, Littleton,
Colorado,
for a Benson movie interruption of Throw Mama from the Train.
Right?
Perfect Mother's Day movie
at 8 o'clock.
That's over at the Alamo Drafthouse.
And then on Monday, May 9th,
Getting Doug with High
is coming to Denver
for the first time
at the Oriental Theater.
Yeah.
It's an interesting place for me to do my show.
Let me just say right now, no jokes about my eyes.
Keep it to yourself.
Douglovesmovies.com.
From the corrections department, it's Rabbit Hole, not Rabbit Proof Fence that stars Nicole Kidman. And John Candy.
No, I'm sorry. And John Candy is not in Strange Brew. Apologize to all of those who are injured
by these huge mistakes. And one more thing before we get to the prize bag.
Always fun to do this business.
Doug Loves Movies is coming back to the Gramercy Theater on Monday, May 30th.
It's like a month from now.
A month and three days.
And you can buy your tickets here tonight after the show.
You guys get first
dibs at $15 each.
No service charges.
So that's going
on tonight after the show.
Everybody listening to the podcast,
you should come get tickets, because
these are the funnest shows.
Even when you have Judy Gold
on,
everybody still manages to have a good time.
I love her. I think she's hilarious,
but maybe it's better like at a dinner party.
I brought a hat that somebody gave me
that's kind of a subtle weed hat
because it's all red.
It's got like a red pot leaf on the front, but then on the back it says Cannibalist on it.
So you might get a stop and frisk if you wear that.
And I brought, oh, this is a perfect outfit maybe with the Cannibalist hat.
outfit maybe with the cannabis hat. Then you can wear a shirt that says wingman on it,
which is a, it's, it's a promotional item for Jack Daniel's Tennessee honey.
Yeah. I don't drink that. I don't condone drinking that,
but I think we're putting together a really nice outfit to get apprehended in.
Oh, here's another one. That's probably got some sort of booze on it.
Yeah, it's another.
I'm not even going to say it.
No free ad for Jack Daniels.
Fool me once, shame on Jack Daniels.
A CD from my personal collection called Wax Apples.
It's got a sexy cover.
Probably not anything to get too excited about got a couple of pipes from all rubber pipes from a company called peacemaker and then from my uh vhs collection
yeah i think i hook you guys up pretty good i think yeah, these are nice. An episode of a very
underrated TV show called Gross Point.
The episode
is called Bare Naked in America,
so that's salacious.
And then, that's a reason
to buy a VHS playing
machine.
A VCR, we used to call them.
And
an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
The episode entitled The Body.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
All right, so all of that stuff is going in the prize bag for me,
but we have four delightful guests who also all remembered to bring something.
So let's get them out here.
Please give a big warm welcome to Ron Bennington,
Amy Miller, Gary Goldman, and Bobby Moynihan.
Hey!
Hey! Hey.
Hey.
I don't know.
The crowd is trying to cover for you guys,
trying to figure out where you're going to sit.
Just line up this way.
That's not good, Ron.
That's a bad idea.
Oh, this is the worst.
I think we got it.
This is...
Here we go.
What do you do?
Move forward to the front stool when I'm talking to you?
When it's your turn?
Or do you just want to stay like this the whole time?
That would be great. Just like do toboggan
questions.
I don't have any toboggan
questions. And the other night when we were
playing Last Man Standing with John Candy,
none of us said cool runnings.
Which was a, yeah, that's
egregious.
That's egregious and Kelly Ripa.
So,
oh, they're rearranging back to the normal positioning.
That was a fun.
It was weird for me more than anyone.
I was.
Was it?
I think it's good to do visual humor for a podcast.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I mean, as soon as I saw what was going down, I was like, gold.
He's a radio guy.
Take your pan out of the water, Doug.
You already reached gold.
I used to go to Knott's Berry Farm,
and they give you a pan, and you put it in the water,
and then fake gold would go in your pan, and you really felt like you were part of the gold rush.
Let's meet our panel individually,
starting with the nice lady that's here tonight,
Amy Miller, everybody.
Hi, Doug.
Hi, Doug.
Hi, everyone.
This is exciting.
I can't do that sound.
Amy is, you may have heard her on the episode from Portland, Oregon,
where she used to be a local comedy phenom,
and now on her way to Los Angeles, interesting routing,
she decided to drive to New York City.
I brought a car here tonight, if you need a ride.
That is, we should probably put that in the prize bag.
Lots of these people are not, you know, taking public transport home.
So that's a sweet, sweet gift.
Not anymore because I'm taking you all home.
Then you're going to drive this thing
out to Los Angeles? Yes.
Oh, that's interesting. I'm going to drive this thing
out to Los Angeles.
Get that whole thing
of yours out to Los Angeles. Whatever it is,
we haven't figured it out, but they're going to
love it. I think so.
Right? I think it'll be a big hit.
Listeners of this show love you.
What did you bring for the prize match?
Well, Doug, you know I like to have a strong theme when I come on the show.
We haven't talked about this yet, but one of the last movies I saw was Purple Rain.
Yeah, you guys watched it again?
Yeah, of course.
I watched it all weekend.
you guys watched it again?
Yeah of course. I watched it all weekend.
I brought if you have like a young daughter or young girl in your life
an Apollonia
starter package.
So
It's never too early to start
being Apollonia.
It's like a girl's
it's like a girl's shirt that says
rock star and it kind of looks like Prince
but it's clearly not.
I got two hoop earrings got you an extra backup because you only need one um bottle of champagne oh they like that one and then just like a little like makeup like cover
up for when you get hit in the face.
I was kind of hoping some diamonds and pearls might be in there,
but still pretty good Prince theme bag. I can't afford diamonds and pearls.
Could have been fakers, you know?
I could sell you some fake ones out there on the street.
Every corner.
Get some hot nuts.
Some fake diamonds.
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Who else do we meet on this panel?
Let's go down to the other end down there.
Bobby Moynihan is here.
Hello.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi.
Yeah, so funny.
SNL, how many years now?
39.
39.
You came in on year two?
I came in on year two.
And managed to make it through all the turmoil.
Yeah.
All those years.
That's terrific.
I replaced Bill Murray as a little baby.
And a little baby. And a little baby.
So you got a couple of weeks off.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's exciting, right?
Yeah.
You get to do stuff like this.
Yeah, I was doing stuff like this, yeah.
You know?
So agreeable.
And the next episode's not until December, right?
A week from what to next week.
Oh, May?
Yeah.
You're going to go with May?
On Monday, we're coming back.
Oh, okay.
So that's Saturday after that.
Oh, you'll have a May 7th Mother's Day episode.
Correct.
Do you know who's hosting that one?
I think it's a, yeah, Brie Larson.
Brie Larson. I don't know.
I'm so afraid of Brie Larson.
She's a mother in that movie Room.
It's Brie Larson.
Yeah.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, I see her on Pornhub all the time.
She's great.
And then she was with Charlie Sheen for a while.
Bold choice, but we're going for it.
She's also a musical guest.
Musical guest, yes.
Okay, good.
It's great when you see a side of someone you didn't expect.
Like that Ariana Grande, she killed it.
Yeah.
Her impression of Jennifer Lawrence was like professional.
I thought it was Jennifer Lawrence.
You got confused? You were like, oh, Jennifer Lawrence stopped by? Is Jennifer Lawrence here. I thought it was Jennifer Lawrence. You got confused?
You were like, oh, Jennifer Lawrence stopped by?
I said, is Jennifer Lawrence here?
In the middle of the sketch.
And then Lauren came out and said no.
Told me personally.
That's pretty much the only time they break that fourth wall
is when Lauren's involved.
It was amazing.
All right, let's meet, coming back down here to my end of the row,
since we just heard from him, and I want people to know whose voice it is.
Am I not supposed to give you something?
We didn't hear Bobby's prize yet.
Listen, Ron.
When you digress with a guest on Unmasked, I don't run out and say, please stick to what you were talking about.
That's a good point.
No, but you made a good point also. What'd you bring for the prize bag, Bobby? I didn't bring shit and say, please stick to what you were talking about. That's a good point.
No, but you made a good point also.
What did you bring for the prize bag, Bobby?
I didn't bring shit.
Okay, perfect.
Oh, God, it's in a bag.
Hold on.
I brought this owl. It's an owl belt.
You brought what?
It's an owl belt?
I think it's either like a fake snake skin or something,
but it has the real face of a real owl on it.
You're a real hoot, Bobby.
Say it again.
I heard it.
When you put that owl belt on, you can turn all the way around.
Who gave you that?
Don't pollute.
Let's give that hoot a go.
And a bag.
And a bag.
And a plastic bag, because that's important.
That is really not what I expected it to feel like.
Is the rest of the belt supposed to be snake?
It looks like they tried to make it nice,
and by the end they were like, fuck it.
Doesn't it?
It starts out real nice, and then things get bigger.
I'm going to work on this.
Lunchtime!
Yep.
Alright. Things get bigger and then it's like lunchtime. Yep. All right.
It's like the Harry Potter series in a belt.
Oh.
You are mad.
They're so mad.
If it fits me, I'm going to keep it.
No, too small.
Too small.
Headband. Could be a headband. Somebody got lucky that I'm going to keep it. No, too small. Too small. Headband.
Could be a headband.
Somebody got lucky that I'm too big.
Ron Bennington is here, everybody.
Thanks, everybody.
Thanks, guys.
Host of Bennington on Raw Dogs, Sirius XM.
And you're also on the Opie radio a lot.
Yes.
Right?
Yeah.
You're doing really good.
I'm doing so good.
Yeah.
I got this shit down.
And can we – I like to point out when there's a celebrity in the crowd,
do you know where – is your daughter Gail here tonight?
Gail Bennington is right over this way.
There she is.
Stand up and wave to everybody.
You didn't move to that standing position at all.
But there she is.
Thanks for coming by.
And Chris Stanley.
How dare you?
Chris Stanley's here too.
Chris Stanley.
He doesn't love you, Chris.
I wasn't running the show.
I already got in trouble once.
That's true. You have't running the show. I already got in trouble once. That's true.
You have one strike.
Yeah.
What do you got for the prize bag, Ron?
Well, I have a, since this is a movie show,
and like the other people, I brought a DVD,
full metal jacket,
and this is signed by the two stars of Full Metal Jacket,
Vincent D'Onofrio, and then that other guy that was in Birdie.
Matthew Modine.
Matthew Modine, that's it.
Yeah.
Vincent D'Onofrio kind of signed it in character,
like a suicidal lunatic.
He did.
He actually gained 50 pounds to sign that.
Oh, okay.
He's great that way.
Jay Scott of the Toronto Globe and Mail says,
the best war movie ever made.
All right.
Well, there you go.
If the one guy thought that.
I like it, though.
That's a good one.
Thank you, Ron.
Thanks for bringing that.
And let's meet one last guest, everybody.
Gary Goldman is back on the show.
Thank you.
Thanks.
So polite over there, waiting your turn to participate. I did.
And the pressure was building going forth.
What kind of shirt do you have there in your hands?
From the comedy cellar, I have a 10.45 there tonight.
Yeah, race out of here, you guys.
Check that out so I can pick up my $30.
It's like a broke dick ATM.
And they're both like really small sizes.
Yeah, they're ladies' too, so I'll have to choose a...
So, yeah, so...
All right.
Whoever wins, I'd like to see you in it.
Because it'd be hilarious if it was like a big guy
in one of these tiny Comedy Cellar shirts.
Thanks for bringing those, Gary.
And you've got a special coming up?
Yes, this Sunday I have a special coming out on Netflix.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Thank you.
So, yeah.
Maybe this time.
Maybe this time?
No, I'm kidding.
It's called It's About Time.
Okay.
Yeah.
It's about time for this Netflix special.
Right.
Right?
Right.
And my current one that's on there
is not a top pick for Gary.
Right?
I always have issues with what it thinks Douglas would enjoy.
Yeah.
Because my own movies do not make the cut.
I really don't have any
faith in the whole
way they do that.
How they decide what
else you're going to like. Wouldn't I be at least interested in somebody with the
exact same name as me?
If you liked, you know,
at the end of the movie when they go, if you like this
then you'll probably like one of these.
It's the oddest.
I know.
Like, they just throw complete garbage at you.
No offense, Netflix.
I'd love to do more stuff with you.
If you're listening, Netflix.
I always get hit with comedies with a strong female lead.
It's weird.
It's strange.
And April Fool's Day, they did some bullshit where everything was the opinions of John Stamos.
Like it was John Stamos' favorites,
John Stamos' favorite dramas.
They fooled us.
His favorite docs.
Yeah, it's the kind of joke where there's zero payoff.
People just later go, oh, that's why?
All right. I just thought they were pushing him because the
fuller house is on there i just thought it was like an obnoxious promotional thing which it turns
out it also was it was everything in one i like to ask everybody on the panel uh the same question
on every show and we'll start with bob Bobby. What was the last movie that you saw?
In any format.
Even if it's one of your own.
Fess up.
Fess up to how much you watch Monsters U.
If I was a voice of that, I'd have it on a loop in my home.
In case somebody came over.
I haven't seen it in a while.
I'm going to watch it tonight, though, now.
The last movie I saw I think might have been Batman v Superman.
Oh, okay.
So it's been a couple weeks since you had time to...
Turn on him.
That's weird if you get mad at him just for having seen it.
Some of us had to take the bullet.
Some had to take the speeding bullet.
But did you hate it as much as everybody else,
or did you just relax and go with the ride?
I think I just felt like, oh, yeah, that was the trailer,
and then it was longer.
Yeah.
No, I ditch out on the trailers.
Like this movie that's coming out,
what's it called, The Wrong Guys or The Bad Guys?
Nice Guys.
Nice Guys with two of the funniest people in film,
Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling.
But it's a Shane Black joint
and I love Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
and his Iron Man
Iron Man 3 so I'm psyched about
this movie and yesterday I was at
the cinema and the trailer came on
and I'd seen it once already and I just got up
and went out and stood outside the door
for a little while
just waiting for the trailer to end.
So I was like, I do not want to see
a trailer more than once because it
gets too many ideas in my head.
I like to picture you opening the door
for people and they're like, is that Doug Benson?
Yeah.
Go right in if you want
nice guys to be spoiled.
Also
after that, I'm sure they're also going to ruin
snacks and sodas that are available
at the refreshment stand.
The movie.
Wait, so what movie did you say, Bobby?
Oh, Batman versus Superman.
All right.
We should have just moved on.
Gary, what about you?
What was the last experience you had?
I watched Shawshank Redemption at 2 o'clock this morning.
Sad.
Not a fan.
2 a.m.
2 a.m. you get back from the clubs.
You're killed.
Everybody wants a piece of you.
And you just come home.
You want to unwind with the prison drama.
wants a PCU and you just come home, you want to unwind with the prison drama.
Why?
Why did you do that?
Was it on a cable network?
No.
You had to put it into a device and watch it?
And I know every word and that helps me fall asleep.
That's what goes on. Because you know all of it already.
Because you know all of it already.
Someone crawling shit.
I woke up. That's longer goes on. Can't fall asleep without seeing someone crawling shit. I woke up. That's
longer than five football fields.
That's a pretty good strategy.
I never think of that. Put on a movie that you
know so well that, like, why would you stay
awake? Why not just
watch a little while and go, that's good.
I'm good. Or just turn off the TV and shut your eyes
And be left alone with my thoughts. Oh, no, are you crazy? No, thanks for dropping by from the Stone Age Ron
Because of the DVD is that it
Amy what about you?
What was the last film you saw?
Aside from Purple...
Okay.
Aside from Purple Rain, I went to see The Boss,
which is, incidentally, a comedy with a strong female lead.
So I guess they're right.
Yeah, Netflix is right.
That's what you like.
I got the strong female lead thing too on mine.
You're a sassy
bitch. Yeah.
We all know that.
I am.
But speaking of the boss though,
what's your, you know, I don't know
where your aspirations at
in terms of working with Melissa McCarthy and her
husband, but what'd you think of it?
I loved it.
Okay.
No.
I hear you.
I get what you're saying.
No, it was funny.
I loved it too.
Did you not like it?
I found it to be one of her more uneven efforts.
But I also find her to be at her best with Paul Feig.
So I got my fingers crossed for Ghostbusters.
Which is a trailer I always walk out on.
Even on a plane?
I'm telling you, Ron, I pull that lever on the emergency door
because I'm already mad that Slimer is even in it. Who fucking cares about Slimer?
Why does he have to show up and eat too many hot dogs again? That's not even an effective
ghost. Like, oh, I'm so scared that guy's going to get sick over there. That guy might a fucking Nathan's contest.
Ron, final Allie,
what did you see?
Well, you know,
like everybody else,
I think we all watched Purple Rain this week.
I could not get enough of it.
Yeah.
And it's,
because it's like
scene, music video,
scene, music video,
and occasional montage where obviously, like scene, music video, scene, music video and occasional montage
where obviously
the dialogue was so bad and so badly acted
they're like let's make this into a montage
like that whole scene where he's talking to the cops
and there's just music
playing over the entire scene
but it's not even a montage, you're watching a scene
but not getting to hear what's being said
you're just hearing the song
but I just marvel at how all of the songs in that movie are great.
The other bands that perform at the club are great.
I love the announcer that is always like,
ladies and gentlemen, the time.
And I love that guy.
I love that when the time goes on,
there's choreography in the balcony of the theater.
But when Prince is on, because he's not as well-liked, he's unlikable.
He's playing that new shit.
Yeah, when the kid is on, there's nobody dancing around to it.
Everyone's looking at each other like, what is this shit?
Oh, it turns out probably the best music we'll ever have in the world of pop.
But if you go back and watch it, Apollonia would have been better off with Mars Day.
You know what I mean?
No one says that, but he didn't throw her
tits first into a cold lake.
He did not throw her
into the lake. He tricked her into jumping into the lake.
And she was so pissed.
He said it wasn't the lake he was talking about.
Like, that's the reason she'd
be mad? Not because he
just convinced her to jump into a lake
for even if it was the right lake there's still nothing's gonna happen other than your lake wet
and that's why i i think he rode her hard put her away lake wet because because he didn't like he
didn't have sex with that on that first date. He was very chaste with her.
And then got back together with her.
But here's a couple of my highlights from the movie.
We've got to move on.
But I still... I'm fascinated by this movie because at one point, she hawks stuff.
She does whatever she could do to go to a pawn shop and buy him a fancy guitar.
And she gives it to him.
And then she says she's joining
Morris' group
and then he slaps
the fuck out of her.
Like right after
she gave him
this amazing gift.
Like that is
the worst spin into
I mean I'm sure
that happens all the time.
That's why she would have
been better off with Morris.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She made all these choices
and from my own experience
don't listen to the opener at the club about how you get into the club.
Okay, good point.
Yeah, there's a lot of weird, like, First Avenue in Minneapolis.
They have weird rules about how everything works around there.
Like, they have this weird bulletin board that you could just write your name on a card
and then be in a pop group.
bulletin board that you could just write your name on a card and then be in a pop group.
But my favorite thing in the movie, because it's so awful by today's standards,
is when Morris and his buddy Jerome get confronted in the street by a woman who's yelling at Morris because he's obviously a two-timer
and promised her some shit that didn't go through.
And Morris is like, take care of this.
And Jerome fucking
picks her up in a very
unfriendly way. One arm is going between
her legs. He's got
his arm pressed up against her junk.
And he, speaking of junk,
throws the woman,
throws her into a dumpster
that no one checked for. Is this going to be like her into a dumpster that no one checked for is this going to be like
a stuntman dumpster where there's padding on the inside maybe some garbage or is it a fucking
empty dumpster and she even like hits the fucking side and the top comes down and then she but then
she pops back up the old classic thing that they do like in movies where you think a dog's dead
but then you see it real briefly to make sure you know it's not dead.
She pops up to prove that she's okay,
and then they both laugh and walk away.
But what the fuck?
Just curling a woman into a garbage,
into a dumpster?
That was harsh.
That was the 80s.
And it was comic relief.
Yeah, everyone laughed.
The scenes with Morris were all the funniest scenes in the movie.
Yeah.
How about the way Prince just over-accessorized the motorcycle?
The fucking mirrors had other mirrors coming out of it.
And this thing was a Honda.
It was just like, Prince, slow down and get a better bike.
But you're right.
They were awful to women in the 80s.
It was the 80s.
What do we know?
It's better now.
Yes, it's so great.
I wanna see some asses wiggling.
I want perfection.
That's great.
I'm telling you, it was the perfect,
you know, like, looking back,
I wish that Kurt Cobain had a dumb movie when he died.
Because there's, and even David Bowie doesn't really have, like,
a movie that's like Purple Rain where you could just watch it
and at least feel better about it and sad at the same time.
Sorry to bring everybody down.
We, on Monday night, we didn't talk about Prince at all,
so that's why I'm, like, just...
Well, you were so deep into Schindler's List.
Yeah.
Judy kept the conversation very,
very tightly hewn to one hilarious subject.
One movie that gets a laugh in any setting.
All right, here's the part of the show
where I say,
let the games begin!
Yay!
Oh, boy, I got some games for you guys.
And these guys have some name tags.
And each of you,
lady and gentleman,
need to pick who you'd like to play for.
Just go physically get – I know it's overwhelming.
Yes, it is.
Physically go get the name tag you'd like to play for.
I'm going to make a vine, I think.
People are cheering for someone else, for someone else's name tag thingy.
Vine, vine, vine.
Yours is great.
Don't put them down yet, you guys.
Whoa.
All right.
All the donuts are hitting the stage.
Let the donuts hit the floor. All right. All the donuts are hitting the stage. Let the donuts hit the float.
All right.
I'll fix that up later.
Frame and everything.
I know.
We should have grabbed that one.
No.
All right.
We're back, even though we never went to commercial.
We're back.
Oh, there's more donuts.
You guys are crazy.
I shouldn't do this show next door to a Dunkin' Donuts.
Kind of makes it easy for everybody to make that last minute.
Whoa, that looks really...
We got to start with Bobby, though.
Bobby, you got some donuts.
Correct.
And what do they say on them?
They say, ABC, D's Donuts.
And then what's their...
Is their name on there?
Hell no.
Like on the top or something?
Don't read the bottom.
No?
Yeah, don't read the shit head on the back.
Don't read it.
But we don't want anybody to know what your name is.
It says Morgan Freeman.
It doesn't.
Why are you saying boo?
He puts Gary to sleep at night.
Did Morgan Freeman kill someone today?
No, he just refuses.
He won't talk about penguins anymore.
I'm like, I want to hear you talk about penguins.
Oh, no.
Okay.
Yeah, you're not supposed to read that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, cool.
But do you want to, are you going to eat your donuts or do you want to throw them at the audience?
Throw them.
Yeah.
You can go ahead and do that now if you want.
Go ahead, just throw the whole box.
One at a time.
No, I throw them individually.
It's a big box.
It's kind of fun to pick a target.
Tommy!
Tommy!
Tommy! So I want to hit the I want to hit the Jordan in real life
but with my face on the pancakes.
Okay.
Oh, nice shot.
Nice, very nice.
Got a piece of it.
Yeah, Gary Goldman's got the arm.
Gary!
I like the Jurassic world.
He's the most intense of all of my guests when it comes to donut toys.
One for the cheap seats, one up high.
Oh, wow, is there anybody up there?
Yeah.
There's some people up high. Oh, wow. Is there anybody up there? There's some people up there.
Chuck one up to the balcony, Gary. Gary Goldman has bunny ears on now.
Is that like
a Donnie Darko thing?
It's Black Swanbird.
Oh, Black Swanbird. I get it now.
Sort of.
Oh, there he goes. Oh, there he goes. I get it now. Sort of. Oh, there he goes.
There's lots of stuff falling off of the donuts.
Oh.
Nice.
You just got to really arc it in there.
You don't want to go too high.
Oh, shit.
It's like the natural.
I know. You don't usually have go too high. Oh, shit. It's like the natural. I know.
You don't usually have athletes on this show.
Point to where you're going to put it and then knock out the lights.
That's right.
Oh, my goodness.
Yay.
Why did I go all the way over there when I have him right here?
All right, we've got to play some games.
Who are you playing for there, Gary?
I am playing for Black Swanberg.
What is your name?
Swanberg's your last name.
What is your first name?
Sarah Swanberg.
She Photoshopped me on there, gave me the Natalie Portman crazy black swan eyes.
And she put lights, and they light up.
Yeah.
It's very intricate.
And then there's Twinkies and donuts and ho-hos,
all sorts of shit on there.
Do you eat that kind of stuff, Gary?
No, I can't.
You guys just gloom down?
You might want to chuck
that shit into the crowd too.
No, I go...
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Who wants Twinkies?
There's your goddamn Twinkies.
Who wants Ho-Hos?
Oh, no, wait. Donets. Who wants Donets?
No. Oh, more Twinkies?
You really glued those on there good, Swanberg.
Oh, nice snag.
Who wants a lawn dart? Oh, nice snag.
Who wants a lawn dart?
Oh no!
Ron, how'd you even get that in there?
Whoa, that was a good, good snag.
Gary's really connecting with the receivers.
Oh, right in the guy's chest plate.
Oh, right in the guy's chest plate.
I think I heard somebody say, right here.
Throw it over here.
Oh.
Ladies are catching him a lot tonight.
I like that.
This should be the way we feed homeless people.
There's like 30 people sleeping on the street out front.
Maybe some of the people will be nice enough to share with the homeless
outside. But if I
were homeless, I'd be like, sorry, I'm off sugar.
Now, I'm going to mispronounce your name
a second time. Some?
Soam. Shit. Soam alone.
S-O-O-M alone
is Amy's name tag.
I picked this because she put her own face, not yours.
Yeah. I don't...
I just say to everybody and the listeners in general,
I don't know what putting my face on these things does.
Nobody ever picks it.
Oh, I saw Doug's face. I had to have it.
They're looking for their own faces or donuts
or, in the case of Gary, bunny ears and lights.
All those lights.
Ron, who are you playing for?
I'm playing for the never-ending Corey.
And Corey forgot to put a $20 bill on here.
Oh, he meant to put $20 on there to bribe somebody, but he didn't put it on there.
No, you really do get to keep that $20.
Then thank you for having me here tonight.
Goodbye, everyone.
I heard you say the other night, put up a 50.
He came in for a 20.
He came in low.
Smart move.
Oh, okay.
All right.
And he also puts a lot of rolling papers on there.
So, good job, Corey.
Yeah.
Those are for Gary.
I think a few of us could use those.
I feel good about those getting used.
You can also roll up the 20.
Not anymore, I can't.
Not anymore.
I wish.
There was a time, honey.
There was a time, honey. There was a time.
Let's play, for starters, a game, a newish game called Jason and Deb's IMDB game.
Whoa!
Whoa!
I did my best to explain this backstage, and I hope my best was good enough.
And we're going to play to five points.
Just yell out your own name when you think you know
which actor or actress may be a director.
Maybe Prince.
Just yell out when you think you know what person it might be,
and you get bonus points for each additional one that you get correct
out of the IMDb top four, best known for.
Make sense?
Let's do it.
I like Bobby.
Just an empty box of donuts in one hand.
Yeah, just will not let go of that thing.
And then just the mic down low.
Like he wants to make an effort to get that mic near his face when he's ready.
I was listening.
You were getting deep in there.
Now you make me feel bad.
I'll put it down.
No, I just want you to be ready.
You know, it's like a game show contestant
who doesn't have his hand on the buzzer.
Your mouth and that microphone is the buzzer.
Or you could say any word.
It just has to be a noise that needs to come out of you.
The first film
is Groundhog Day.
Okay, smart play, everybody.
No reason to get a negative point for jumping in too early.
But the second film, I think I heard a siren.
I think the donut police.
We got a call that the Gramercy Theater has diabetes.
The second film, Lost in Translation.
Amy Miller.
Amy Miller said her whole name.
For the brand.
Who is it, Amy Miller?
Bill Murray.
Bill Murray is correct.
Now you get to name
two more movies
or things that you think
Bill Murray would be
a top four on IMDb.
Oh, for extra points, right?
Yeah.
You got the one point.
Here's a chance to get two more.
Just name two more Bill Murray things.
What about them?
Nope, didn't make the cut.
I know, people love that movie.
Love that movie.
Give me one more.
Stripes.
Oh, that's another great one.
But they went with Ghostbusters.
Of course.
And Moonrise Kingdom.
Interesting choice.
Of all, you know.
What are we going to do? Rushmore
or Moonrise Kingdom? Alright, so
Amy's on the board
with one point.
We're playing to five points
or whoever has the most when I get tired of this shit.
Gary's busy.
He put on the ears for a second, but, you know, I agree with him to think better of it.
You know, maybe on New Year's Eve, maybe put something on your head for a while.
Maybe it's got the next year on it,
like sunglasses that say the next year.
All right, your first title, this next round,
which actor or actress is known for these four projects?
Schindler's List.
Schindler's List.
Is that Judy Gold that was in that?
Hope.
Ron, don't waste a perfectly good guess on comedy.
I don't want to give you a negative point for a solid joke.
All right, so no one came in on that one, right?
Okay, I'm going to say another one.
Shutter Island.
Gary.
What do you got, Gary?
Ben Kingsley.
That's correct. Oh, wow.
Nice.
Now Gary gets to try to name two other Ben Kingsley shows.
Okay, here we go.
Gandhi?
Ben Kingsley things.
Correct.
Sexy Beast.
Oh, that's a terrific one to guess.
But they went with Martin Scorsese's Hugo.
Hugo.
Yeah, I know. Of course, Hugo. Gary has. It's always Hugo. Hugo. Yeah, I know.
Of course, Hugo.
Gary has...
It's always Hugo.
That's what I was thinking.
Gary has two.
Amy has one.
The less said about the others, the better.
What?
People are cheering for individual people?
I like it.
It's like UFC.
It wasn't with your name wrong.
Yes, I like it. It's like UFC. It wasn't with your name wrong. Yes, I understand that.
Well, so you guys don't have to hold those up like that the whole time.
But I like this.
Okay, if you like it.
It's really fun.
If you like holding on to it, then please do.
I feel like I'm on strike.
No more of Corey.
All right.
It's a terrible strike chant that I came up with.
I'll work on it.
Here's the next round, you guys.
Prometheus.
Good old Prometheus.
Here's the next one.
Pacific Rim.
Which is... next one pacific rim which is what i i think you should order when you're getting a massage in san
francisco how much extra for the pacific rim and is that getting or giving i never know
yeah good yeah, it could.
Yeah.
And it could still cost more even if it's giving.
All right.
Here's your third title.
This is a tricky one.
Your third title is Thor.
What?
Don't.
What are you doing?
I don't know why you got yelled out.
And then finally, so this will just be worth one point if somebody can do it.
Thor, colon, the Dark World.
So this person is known for Prometheus, Pacific Rim, Thor, and Thor the Dark World.
And I could safely say as an extra hint that this person's greatest credit is not in these four.
Oh, in that case.
Yeah, take it.
Go Gary Hopkins?
No.
Oh.
What do you got, Ron?
I was just going to say Jim Belushi.
Oh.
Yes, there is a photograph in the background of Jim Belushi in all four of those films.
None of those places would have a bar or a comedy club,
but his picture made it in.
Bobby?
What's that?
Bobby?
Bobby?
No, I'm not saying I'm in it.
I don't think I am.
I'm saying my name.
No, Bobby, if you...
Do you have a guess?
Yeah, but it's going to be stupid now.
That Stellan Skarsgård guy?
No.
Is it Idris Elba?
What?
Idris Elba?
That's correct.
Nice.
Wow.
It must be great to be an insomniac.
But, Gary, next time start with Gary.
And then I'll say, Gary, go.
And then you'll say, Idris Elba?
But yeah, I mean, I know it's TV,
but not including The Wire in his top four
seems kind of silly.
All right, here's the next one, you guys. I think Dark World is his top four. Seems kind of silly. All right, here's the next one, you guys.
I think Dark World is his greatest credit.
I just want to put that out there.
Gary has three, Amy has one.
I didn't give any negative points
for the wrong guesses on Idris Elba
because, you know, it was Idris Elba.
I knew going into it, it was a tough one.
Not his fault.
Would have been blown out if they'd put Luther
on there.
Prometheus?
He had such a dumb part in that.
I'm here to fly this
and fuck that lady.
Okay.
Star Wars Episode
7, The Force Awakens.
This is where it gets a little weird on this one.
The Oscars, 2015.
Non-stop.
You know, taken on a plane.
And the last one, this is the top four.
12 Years a Slave.
Bobby.
Bobby. Lupita Nyong'o. Bobby. Bobby.
Lupita Nyong'o.
That's correct.
It's the confidence that works for you, Bobby. I can't believe that's fourth.
Yeah, they kind of left that one.
She won an Oscar for that.
And yeah, but also, you know, the Oscars, I guess,
because of that selfie that Ellen DeGeneres took.
Oh, that's right, the selfie.
Yeah.
And Peter Leungo's brother got in there.
I'm not famous as anybody here!
Like, he was just so happy to just get in there.
All right.
Does he have a credit for that picture?
He should.
Oh, I don't know.
It's probably all four of his top four.
They should make an app when you take a picture that he just pops in on the side.
Yeah, I think his name on the internet is Jeff Nyong'o.
G-E-O-F-O.
All right.
Here's your next round, you guys.
Lost in translation.
Ron Bennington from SiriusXM, The Bennington Show.
Very confident.
Yeah.
I'm going back to Bill Murray in an unbelievable mood.
That's a strange twist.
I just believe in it.
I'm not that high when I prepare this shit.
Do you have a guess?
No, I don't.
But since you're going to get a negative
point anyway, just name somebody that was
in Lost in Translation. Those little
mean Japanese guys that came along
just shooting them.
Correct. With those like
marble guns.
I hated those dudes. Alright, I'm
going to give you the negative one on that one.
I thought you were doing a real power play.
You're going to jump in, just take a strong guess,
name three other movies by that person,
and you'd be in the lead.
You're just sprung to the lead.
But instead, I've got to say another movie,
unless anyone else wants to go on Lost in Translation.
Pressure me?
Too much touching.
I know who else is in that movie, Ron.
I don't want to take the risk.
There's not a third person in that movie.
That's fair, that's fair.
I can name five people in that movie,
and I'll do so as soon as we're done with this.
Wow, that would be great.
Yeah, everyone's going to be so excited.
All right, here's the second movie of this round, though.
The Avengers.
Gary.
Gary.
Scarlett Johansson.
That's right, Scarlett Johansson.
Thank you. Scarlett Johansson. That's right, Scarlett Johansson.
Giovanni Ribisi,
Anna Faris,
and Scarlett Johansson's ass.
Oh, yeah.
It opens the film, and the credit over her ass says,
and introducing this ass.
Who was the lady that just kept yelling,
lip my nylons back and forth at him?
She could have been huge.
Yeah, no, I don't think anything came of her.
No, too bad.
The lounge singer lady that he sleeps with in the hotel?
No, the middle-aged hooker.
Oh, yeah.
She was great.
I don't know who that is.
I think the singer might still...
Do you remember
the name of the band
she's in in the lounge?
No.
It's great
because they're
fucking Japan.
The band is called
We're Sausalito.
All right.
So Gary gets a point
for that.
And if he can name
one more of the two
remaining movies
listed for Scarlett Johansson, he's going to be our winner.
Jesus, let's do it, Gary.
Vicky Cristina Barcelona?
No, no, no.
Barry.
Hey, wait, that's three titles.
No, go ahead.
This is so exciting.
Avengers 2.
Yeah, unfortunately we're going to need the full title.
Avengers 2.
Hey, we're back.
He's got it.
What comes before the Avengers?
The Avengers if you had to choose between DC or Marvel
oh Marvel's
Marvel's The Avengers
that's not the right answer anyway
they went with Captain America Winter Soldier
and Lucy
Lucy
that movie where she got
100% smarter than all
of us.
Her husband was Desi?
Yes.
The movie starts out, she just wants to be put in the
show. Yeah, that's it. But then
she gets kidnapped by some guys who put
super brain powers into her head.
And then she figures out what
happened and gets revenge on everybody.
Spoiler!
So what just happened?
Gary got one more point, so he's one away from winning.
Hey, guys, we need a coalition against them right now.
Yeah, no, well, that's what, you know,
I thought you were playing some sort of play
when you jumped in on that one and didn't say one of the three people.
Why didn't you say Scarlett Johansson?
You know something?
Women can bully too, okay?
Yeah, that's it.
That's right.
Yeah, that doesn't mean abusive.
All right.
I don't know the difference.
That's true.
There isn't a big difference there.
Here's the next one.
This one starts off with a very, very fun one.
The Electric Company.
Yeah, very popular program for the children.
Gary's jumping in.
Morgan Freeman.
Incorrect.
Shit.
Yeah.
Now, do we get a free shot at that?
I knock a point off of Gary
And you only get a shot
If you want to get a point taken away
I think
I think it's the letter C
Thank you
Letter man
New
Alright The other contestants want me to just It's Letterman. New.
All right.
The other contestants want me to just continue?
Yes.
Yes, please.
Here we go.
The second project associated with this actor, The Usual Suspects.
The third one is Smoke.
Oh.
And the fourth title.
Bobby.
I don't think I'm right.
I don't think I'm right.
Here comes Mr. Confidence.
You going to try it?
I don't think I'm right, and I hate myself.
What?
No, I'm just kidding.
Harvey Keitel?
No.
Fuck.
Are you sure?
I don't think he was in an electric company or the usual suspects.
Amy Miller.
Amy.
He directed the electric company.
Here comes Amy. John H He directed The Electric Company. Here comes Amy.
John Hurt.
Oh, no.
He's in Smoke, right?
Sure.
It's got to be in all these things, yeah.
I didn't see those.
You could have just hung out for the fourth title.
That might have given it to you, but this is a tough one regardless.
The fourth name is Do the Right Thing.
Yeah.
And again, probably leaving out what I think is
the greatest credit of a TV show
called Breaking Bad, it's Giancarlo
Esposito.
Oh!
Yeah, that's a tough one.
Alright, I got one more, so whatever
happens here is going to decide
this thing.
And we start with...
So far we've done Bill Murray, Ben Kingsley,
Idris Elba, Lupita Nyong'o, Scarlett Johansson,
Giancarlo Esposito.
We've got one more to go.
I feel like that's a clue.
The first movie, Catch Me If You Can.
Ron.
Here we go, Ron.
I feel pretty good about this.
Okay.
Tom Hanks.
Oh, shit.
Incorrect.
I saw him in that movie.
Nope, that was some detective from Boston.
Amy Miller.
Amy's in already.
On a gamble.
Okay.
Leonardo DiCaprio.
No.
You're an asshole.
I didn't mean to laugh at you losing, but that's what happened.
All right.
So the other two fellas are still in it, Gary and Bobby.
The next movie's called...
The Wedding Crashers.
Gary.
What do you got?
Christopher Walken.
That's correct!
Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary.
Yeah, all you need, you win anyway.
Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary.
But what you really need here.
Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary.
What you really need here to bring it home to a perfect five points
is to name at least one more Christopher Walken
movie of the top four.
The Deer Hunter?
That is correct.
Yay!
And I'll give you,
if you name the other one, I'll give you ten points
for that. Wow, go for it, dude.
Ten, completely unnecessary. name the other one, I'll give you ten points for that. Wow, go for it, dude. Ten completely
unnecessary
pointless points.
The King of New York.
That's a fun guess.
They went with Man on
Fire, which of course
he's in, but I don't really think of that as
one of Christopher Walken.
It is a good movie. I like that movie.
And yeah, for anybody who
didn't catch on or did,
all of the names in the
IMDb game tonight were voices
in the new Jungle Book that's in theaters
now.
Yeah. Let's all say
yeah.
I don't know if we had figured that out.
But Gary gets
to go first in the next game,
and it's called Whose Tagline Is It Anyway?
Nice.
This is a game where I just tell you the tagline from a motion picture.
It's usually something written on the poster,
and you guess what movie it is.
And I go straight to
Gary on this first one. If he can't think
of the correct answer, we'll go
to Bobby, and then
down to Ron. Did someone say no?
Yeah.
He's against it. Why not?
I would like to play. The direction can go
either way at this point, because we haven't done a direction
game yet. But I like
your... I like the cut of your jib.
I like the shut of your mouth.
The director
sits in the third row.
Yeah, this is our audition.
I'll say that the tagline
to Gary and Gary will guess
a title
and we'll move on to Bobby
Bobby
yeah
and here's the tagline
Gary what movie
promotes itself with the line
the legend will never be the same
pretty generic
not particularly inspiring that ad agency Pretty generic.
Not particularly inspiring.
That ad agency took a nice day off.
Yeah, it's terrible.
She yelled out a funny answer, Air Bud 2,
thinking that I wouldn't come at her for that.
Throw her in the garbage can.
Purple rank.
Jerome!
No, it's true.
I don't get mad when it's just a joke answer,
but sometimes people accidentally say the right answer when they think they're kidding.
So be careful.
Be careful
out there.
Alright, now you're just.
The legend will
never be the same.
Just guess whatever pops
into your head. Like what movie is about a legend?
Goblet of Fire.
Even if that were right you wouldn't be right
but
Valiant Effort
Bobby
the legend will never be the same
the new Annie movie
which I'm in.
What are you doing?
I'd say a line.
I'd say the last line of that movie.
No.
I do.
Is it a big spoiler?
No.
No. It's not like, looks like you found a home. I want to see if I can...
If this guy keeps singing and dancing like this,
he's never going to get elected.
Jamie Foxx wasn't even there the day you shot that.
Neither was the audience.
Oh, no, it was a great movie. Oh, come on.
It was a great movie.
Fuck you.
We all feel...
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding.
Ron, do you have an idea what this might be?
It's the legend will never be the same.
That's the Tom Cruise movie, Legend.
Thank you, everybody.
I don't know if I would tip it that much, but I could go that obvious sometime.
Amy?
I'm going to go 2016's Point Break.
They did ruin the original a little bit.
They tarnished the legacy.
But no, I hate to keep harping on this,
but that's the tagline for The Jungle Book.
Oh.
Are they paying you?
No answer.
That movie's struggling.
It needs the Doug Loves Movies audience.
The people that probably mostly have it on their never see list.
It's a good movie.
It's a good movie.
I just thought it would be funny to slip that by you right after.
I promise this next one is not.
It might not be from the Jungle Book.
We'll start with Gary again.
Go to Bobby.
They don't get any closer than this.
They don't get any closer than this.
They don't get any closer than this. They don't get any closer than this.
They don't get any closer than this.
Yeah, it sometimes helps to sing it.
Don't get any closer than this.
Don't get any closer than this.
Home for the Holidays.
Are you posing for Rodan?
He's good.
He's good.
What were you going to say?
Sorry.
I said Home for the Holidays.
Oh, okay.
I don't get any closer than this.
Bobby.
Is it Sisters?
That's correct. A movie that he is in.
I'm in that movie, too.
I have one line.
I say, oh, if this guy keeps singing a diss like this,
he's never going to get elected.
Boy-ee!
And then I throw a boy-y at the end.
You have a lot of lines in Sisters,
and you hilariously sustain
a joke that's very hard to do,
I think, which is the guy that always says
the most unfunny thing
all the time, but as a viewer
of the movie, you laugh at how
unfunny what he's saying is.
That's hard to do.
Thanks. The worst thing about that
didn't get in the movie.
The socks I'm wearing say hashtag sock.
The fucking worst.
It's the fucking worst.
But it didn't, you don't see it.
I was like, that's the fucking worst.
Will it be in the director's cut?
Or it's in Sisters 2, hashtag socks.
The legend will never be the same.
All right, we start with Ron this time.
Good.
You can do this, Ron.
I feel really good about you.
I feel strong too.
Go ahead.
All right.
What movie has a tagline,
an audience to resist yelling out,
because you're going to know it.
Ted is coming again.
Ted.
Thinking this has to do with Ted Kennedy.
Is it Ted 2?
That's correct.
This is not a joke.
I am in that movie too.
And I'm going to be in the Jungle Book I just found out.
I really am in Ted 2 also.
All right, Amy, here's the next one.
Is that the full title of Ted 2?
Yeah, just Ted 2.
That's embarrassing.
They didn't go with the subtitle or anything.
They kept it short.
I'm sure it's great, Bobby.
This one is a major emotion picture.
Shut up.
I don't know what she said, but she really blurted something out.
Why do they all know it?
I'm going to go with the notebook.
Oh, yeah.
It is for me.
Very emotional, yeah.
And also, it seems like we would have a funny tagline.
Fun play on words.
Sure.
That's not right.
Gary?
Scream 2?
Warmer, I guess?
Bobby?
Inside Out.
Inside Out is correct.
Were you in that?
Did you have anything to do with that?
Yes, I was.
This is your version of being on the actor's studio.
Bradley Cooper has a question to ask you.
Mr. Moynihan. All right, last one.
Great job, everybody.
Ron, what movie has the tagline,
school never looked this scary?
Well, seeing that Bobby Moynihan is sitting up here with me,
I'm going to say Monsters U.
Full title, please.
Monsters U, how's he going to ever get elected?
That's correct.
That's correct.
Can I have one?
Yay!
Where's the guy that said that?
Has anyone ever just stood up with eyes closed and just one finger out and just had it land?
That would be great.
I do this to make people realize
how the whales at SeaWorld feel.
It feels so good to fucking hit the intended receiver.
Yeah.
I love it.
There's donuts in here, too.
Do you want to do another, you guys?
Have you ever done one, Amy?
Here comes Amy.
Wow, hard overhand.
Want to do another one, Ron?
Oh, I was trying for the one I thought the bartender made me want.
I'm going to try to skip mine like a leg, see if I can skip it.
She's like, oh, now I've got to clean that.
Oh, Jesus Christmas!
Hidden women in the head.
I guess if it's not water,
it doesn't just
skip up that way.
Yeah, you can't skip them off the heads
like stones
on a lake.
There comes another one.
Oh, nice little
underhand toss.
Gary!
Gary!
Now she's just
she's just
every time anything
comes anywhere near her
she's terrified.
She'll never go to
a Dunkin' Donuts again.
Post-dramatic stress, Dunkin'.
Would you like a donut?
Okay, just her, you guys.
Don't fuck this up.
Oh, yo!
Put it right in her hands, Ron.
And now the season is over.
All right.
Let's play one more game.
It's a little ditty called Last Man Stanton.
Oh!
We're going to all take turns naming the films of an actor or actress.
If you can't think of one, you're out,
except for one time during this game,
you can use the audience member who you're playing for.
Corey.
Ron can shout out to Corey.
Soam.
Did she say it right, Soam?
Yeah, I guess my last name.
Oh, it's your last name.
Okay.
Well, that's not so bad.
So what's your first name?
Carrie.
Carrie?
Carrie Soam?
It's your phone number.
And then Swanberg is who you can go to, Gary.
And...
Sarah, right?
Yeah.
ABC, these donuts, is who Bobby can go to if he needs help.
I don't.
Don't fuck with the back.
Don't fuck with the back.
Where is the person who reached out to me with the Twitter handle BuzzNotLightYear. BuzzNotLightYear.
Why are you called that? I don't know. Just thought four words sounded good together.
And light is spelled L-I-T-E if you want to track him down on Twitter and complain about
his choice. Got a lot of tweets from people, but I'm counting on you, buddy. What name should
we use for Last Man Stanton tonight? Susan Saranda. You son of a bitch. She's in the
news. She's got a new movie out called, I'm not going to blow it. I'm not going to blow it. Oh, shit. I'm not going to ruin my chances of winning this thing.
So it was kind of a toss-up between Ron and Bobby winning that last thing.
So I'm going to give it to Ron because Bobby was in all those movies.
Yeah, it's cheating, isn't it?
Yeah.
But then, so we'll go Ron, Amy, Gary, Bobby, then me.
Just name any Susan Sarandon
movie. Rocky Horror Picture
Show. Yes.
So hot in that.
She's a hot ticket.
Oh yeah, she looks pretty
good.
She's hot in a lot of things,
not the least of which
is Bull Durham.
Oh.
Whoa, yes.
Baseball mama.
Or whatever they called her.
Annie.
Gary.
Probably a big fan of Bull Durham.
She took that one from me.
No, I know she did.
Dead Man Walking.
Yes.
Sister Mary Prejean.
Dead Man Walking.
Yes.
Sister Mary Prejean.
People don't realize that Jack Black is in that movie.
Yeah.
Plays Sean Penn's brother.
Comes to visit him on death row.
Tells a couple of jokes.
Yeah, Chris Penn wasn't available.
I got to see it.
Chris Penn was too busy learning how to dance from Kevin Bacon.
Probably not around the same time.
All right, so Susan Sarandon, I got to say.
Bobby.
Bobby.
Sorry, Bobby.
That's okay.
Thelma and Louise.
That's what I got to say.
No, I got to say that she's in theaters now.
The Meddler.
That was my Trump.
Well, just think of another one.
My turn.
I'm going to take the only movie I ever saw anyone put lemons on their breasts and say Atlantic
City. Yes.
Very nice. Very nice.
Best thing that ever happened in Atlantic City
was
that scene.
Did she do it a couple of times in the movie?
Yeah. She's a great actress. Who's next?
I'm going to say
The Jungle Book
Oh, that was a good
fun way to try to
know
Yeah, why did you use your lifeline?
So
Stepmom? Yeah, that's you use your lifeline? So, stepmom?
Yeah, that's how they pronounce it too.
Stepmom?
Who's going to take care of us this weekend?
Stepmom?
And it's weird.
It's like a Home Alone, but it's just a stepmom fighting off the wet bandits.
And they're not.
Anyway.
Gary?
The player.
The player.
I like that.
Audience, not so much.
Bobby?
Bobby?
She ever host SNL?
Susan Sarandon?
Yeah.
Yeah, like 16,000 fucking times.
No, I don't know.
I think so.
I think so, yeah.
Not while I was there.
She might have back in the day.
I think so.
Around Thelma and Louise time.
Probably.
Yeah.
Or probably around another movie called...
Little Women?
Okay.
Shit.
I'm going to also go kind of recent and say Tammy with Melissa McCarthy.
I loved her in a movie called Corey Lifeline, please.
Earthly Possessions.
I got to say yes.
That sounds so generic.
Is that right?
Yeah.
Earthly Possessions?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's fantastic.
Nobody in the audience is fighting it, so I got to feel like it's legit.
I'm not sci-fi.
All right, so Amy, you don't have a lifeline this time, so... I think I'm out.
I'm surrounded.
It's this or nothing.
I'm surrounded free.
One more or nothing.
You're done?
I'm done.
Okay.
Thank you for playing.
Thank you so much for having me.
Okay.
Gary?
We're going to go with Enchanted.
That's good.
That's right.
She really, yeah, she got into that.
She's very good at that.
Nice.
What'd you say?
You're in that?
Oh, she is in that.
Is Bobby in that?
Yeah.
I directed Enchanted.
All right.
Bobby.
Anywhere but here.
Yeah.
Nice.
Trump.
Either a correct answer or a cry for help.
Either a correct answer or a cry for help.
I'm just going to start naming Chris Sarandon movies.
No, I'm going to go with, this is one of the older ones in her career,
opposite Robert Redford, the great Waldo Pepper.
I love that picture.
Yeah.
She falls off.
She has a very bad accident.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She shits herself and then falls out of a plane.
She has two very bad accidents.
Yeah.
Susan Sarandon, I'm going to go to the film that was a documentary about her short hip-hop career, Sarandon Rap.
I think we all saw it.
Saran?
Sarandon Rap.
Sarandon Rap?
Yeah, it's really great.
I wasn't mad.
Let's not even look it up.
Let's just keep moving along.
Bobby was the voice of a monster in that.
I was.
You better wrap this up, Sir Andrew.
You're never going to get elected.
Gary?
You got another one?
No.
You're going to have to go to Swanburg
I'm gonna have to
I'm gonna
yeah
let's Swanburg it
oh
the Banger Sisters
do you think that's
does that sound legit to you Gary
yeah
he's going with Banger Sisters
that's correct
Bobby you got another one?
You haven't used your lifeline yet?
Say it again?
Have you used your lifeline yet?
No, I haven't.
I'm going to use that.
Save it, Bobby.
Save it? No.
I'm going to use it.
Okay.
Where is that person? Oh, these guys?
What?
Cats and dogs. Does that sound legit
to you?
You're looking at me like I'm supposed to have the answer.
I don't know.
You have paper in your hands
with words on it. Is Cats and Dogs on it?
Do you want to take that for your answer?
I do.
Okay, Cats and Dogs.
And doesn't it have like a subtitle and other words?
Or it's just called Cats and Dogs?
Just Cats and Dogs.
All right, I'm going to take your word for it.
Cats and the dogs?
Cats and Dog Town and Z-Boys?
Cats and Dog Town and Z-Boys? Cats and Dogs.
I think I might be out, even though...
Oh, wait.
Uh-oh.
No.
Almost.
You look like you got a message from somewhere else, from above.
Yeah, I don't have a lifeline.
I don't deserve a lifeline. I don't deserve a lifeline.
I can't.
I'm not playing for anybody anyway.
But I had a great time.
Thank you so much for having me.
Do you have another one, Gary?
No, I don't have them.
I don't have any.
Does Bobby have another one?
If I'm wrong, does it fuck it up for the person?
Yes.
Yeah.
No.
Because I think that technically Gary lasted the longest.
Did he?
No, Bobby did.
Bobby lasted the longest?
Yeah.
So we call Bobby the winner?
Yeah.
Bobby's the winner.
Bobby's the winner. Thank you. Bobby. winner? Yes. Bobby's the winner. Bobby's the winner.
Bobby.
Bobby.
Bobby.
Bobby.
What Susan Sarandon movies did we miss?
ABC.
ABC D's Donuts is the winner.
Baby.
That's my boy.
That's my boy?
The Client.
The Client.
The Client.
The Client. The Client. The client, of course.
Pretty baby?
Mr. Woodcock.
Witches of Eastwick, of course.
These guys should have been playing, and we should have watched.
Shall we dance?
It should have been the whole show.
I heard you.
I'm going to throw another one at that guy that caught the ladies.
Is she in the Muppet movie?
Do you want another one?
Cloud Atlas.
What was that?
Oh, yeah.
She's in Cloud Atlas?
Cloud Atlas.
Somebody said Bull Durham.
They must have nodded off earlier.
Lovely Bones.
She's not in Schindler's List.
Jeff who lives at home.
Jeff who lives at home.
That's a good one.
The client for fuck's sake.
I know you feel pretty weird after a while
just screaming the client over and over again.
What'd you do last night?
I went down to the Gramercy and screamed the client.
Let's do some plugs.
Bobby Moynihan back on SNL on May 7th
with host and musical guest Brie Larson.
What else you got going, Bobby?
Do you have some movies in the can we can look for?
Yeah, Secret Life of Pets.
Oh, nice.
You're the voice of a doggy?
I am.
Aww.
And the Book of Henry coming out sometime
I think next
Thursday? I didn't mean that. Next sometime, I think, next Thursday?
I didn't mean that.
Next Thanksgiving, I think.
I don't know.
All right, cool.
Thank you for being here, as always.
Thank you for having me.
Always a treat.
Gary Goleman's got a special on Netflix.
It'll be available, what's this, Sunday?
This Sunday.
Sunday.
I'm headlining here May 21st.
Gramercy Theater, May 21st.
Come back and see Gary.
Come see me again here on May 30th.
Oh, that's so funny.
I thought the shithead would be on the poster,
but I still got to carry around the poster.
The big sign.
Amy Miller.
Thank you.
I'll be in New York
doing a lot of shows over the next month.
You can see them at amymiller.com.
What? amymillercomedy.com.
I like
amymiller.what?
And follow me on Twitter
at amymiller. Alright, thank you, Amy.
And Bennington show on Raw Dog
that's right
and this Sunday night
I'm going to be watching Gary's special
on Netflix
so make sure you join me
it's going to be fantastic
who else still hasn't gotten a donut Make sure you join me. It's going to be fantastic.
Who else still hasn't gotten a donut?
Just threw two of them.
Terribly thrown.
Recovered, though, man.
You know, there's no five-second rule.
That's a lie.
Like, the second it hits the ground,
you're getting against something. Something for your trouble. One more time for all of my guests. That's a lie. Like the second it hits the ground, you're getting against something.
Something for your trouble. One more time for all
of my guests. Bobby Moynihan,
Gary Goleman, Amy
Miller, and Ron
Bennington.
Oh, sorry.
Leave you hanging. Douglovesmovies.com
Let's get the prize bag delivered to the lucky winner over here.
Yeah, both of you come up here.
You can help carry it.
There's one more bag.
Hang on.
You got to get that champagne.
Yeah, corks be popping tonight.
High five for Bobby.
Yeah. tonight high five for Bobby yeah and as always title is a shithead whiners who say the new Ghostbusters is ruining their childhoods are shitheads
look at that
the donut box stuck to the
and people who say it is what it is are shit.
Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.
Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.
There's no room in his heart for you.
Because Doug loves movies.