Doug Loves Movies - Brian Posehn Guests

Episode Date: September 17, 2006

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Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey! Hello everybody Welcome to the first ever... I'm going to have to sit kind of hunched over the whole time.

I just realized that now that I'm not here. I guess I can sit back a little bit and you can still hear me. Hey, welcome to Doug Loves Movies, Doug Benson's I Love Movies. I'll learn the title at some point. And thanks for coming to the first show, those of you here in person, and thanks for listening, those of you that are listening. As many of you know, I do love movies. I like going to movies, especially foreign films, because I love to read aloud.

And I saw that movie, what's it called, Super Size Me, right? And it inspired me to be like Morgan Spurlock, but with my own idea. Instead of eating McDonald's every day for 30 days, what I'm going to do is I'm going to smoke pot every day for 30 days. Yeah, and try to remember to film it. And my movie's going to be called Super High Me, or Business as Usual. I haven't decided yet on the title. And guess what? McDonald's is going to be in my movie, too. And you may notice floating around here during this performance of Doug Benson's I Love Movies,

some cameras, and that's because we're actually in the progress of shooting Super High Me. And in order for the movie to be fair and balanced Fox News style, in addition to 30 days of not smoking pot, I have to do 30 days I mean, in addition to smoking pot for 30 days, I have to do such a confusing premise to a pothead like me. I have to do 30 days of not smoking first, and this podcast will air at a later date, but as of right now, I'm on day 24 of not smoking pot.

Or drinking, thank you very much, because that's such a good, easy fallback to have a drink when you can't smoke pot. So it's going pretty well. I only think about smoking marijuana constantly, and if you come back and visit future podcasts of Doug Benson's I Love

Movies, I will have, I will not only say the title correctly, but I will also be super high. So, that's something to look forward to. But this particular edition, the first ever, I am quite sober. I'm as sober as someone who just sat through Showgirls. Let's pick that one.

And I'm going to bring out right now, basically the premise of the show is that I'm going to discuss movies and maybe other tangential subjects, but essentially movies, with a friend or comedian or both. And my first guest happens to be both. He is a good friend, and he loves movies. If he could, he would fuck them. And you know him from Just Shoot Me, Mr. Show, and the soon-to-debut Sarah Silverman program on Comedy Central. He's a giant in show business, a giant in general.

Please welcome my giant, Brian Fosang, everybody. Let's hear it for him. Holy crap. He's here. Oh, Brian, you made it. It's awesome. You did it. All right.

It's not going to work out. Let's talk. It's going to work out. You're going to love it. Time's going to work out. Let's talk. It's going to work out. You're going to love it. The time's going to fly by. As much as I love snakes, I... You haven't even seen that, have you? No, I saw it yesterday for you.

You did? Yeah. I told you I'd see... Some movies? Yeah. Wow. You really do the research. When you go on I Love Movies, you're like, I'm going to fucking see some movies.

Because I haven't seen shit this summer. Oh, okay. So you saw Snakes on a Plane. My review is Snakes on a Plane is like United 93 but with snakes. What are your thoughts? I know you didn't necessarily have them

written down in front of you like I do. My God. Isn't it amazing? There's so much talk about, oh, it's fun and it's campy and it's bullshit. It's the opposite of fun. It's the opposite of fun. I would have gladly paid to see it if their slogan was, Snakes on a Plane, the opposite of fun.

If they sold it that way, I'd go in. Yeah, you know what you're getting and you'd get it. Right in your fucking face. You would get it over and over again. You'd have the opposite of fun for the entire hour and 15 minutes. It's still thrown together. Well, yeah, I mean, break it down. From the get-go, there's like a fucking reggae song over the opening titles.

So you're already like, they don't even know what they're parodying or what they're doing. As a kid, there's a long shot of a kid riding a motocross bike through all over hawaii yeah so already you're like what i'm seriously but i got big because i can get high i don't have a you know how to follow me around telling me not to um no so i i figured that would be better and to get really high yeah it was certainly a movie where halfway through I was like, if I could have gotten high, this would be a little better. But I still have, you know, taste. But when you're high, you sit there even more going,

what the fuck is happening? Because if you're not high... Right, you can get more enjoyment from being overwhelmed by how crazy it is. This is a weird way to start a movie if you're not high. Why are they in Hawaii? Who is this gentleman riding this motorcycle? But when you're high, you're just like, oh my God, when is the snake going to happen? When is the snake going to happen?

When's there going to be a plane even? Yeah. Or the black guy that's been in all the movies I like, that guy. Where are the snakes? Where's the plane? Where's the snakes? Where's the plane? Where's the on? Where's the uh? None of it happens for several minutes, and you're like, this is a waste.

You know? Call snakes on a plane so that you can start right at snakes on a plane. You don't need a guy on a motorcycle. Which would have been a better title. I'm tired of this motherfucking motorcycle. I'd like to see snakes on a motorcycle. I'd like to see snakes on a motorcycle. I'd like to see snakes on a motorcycle in the fucking city. Well, you know, I want to see snakes in the World Trade Center where guys are trapped under the rubble and there are snakes.

But that's just me. Did Nick Cage get bit on the dick? Yeah. Well, that's the other thing about that movie. I appreciate that the first victim gets bit on the tit and that the third victim gets bit on the dick. I get, oh yeah, that's kind of funny to do that. But when that's the funniest shit you've got, when that's as hilarious as the movie's going to get,

that's brutal. You know what? They use that snake vision. If you haven't seen the movie... It looks like... It's like, are we watching a Paris Hilton video all of a sudden? Every time it's a snake's point of view? There were three other people in the theater when I saw it,

and I laughed out loud. And the three people, as soon as snake vision came on, they all looked over at me like, why is that funny? We're seeing what the snakes are seeing. Why is that asshole laughing? It's just like Desert Storm. Why is this funny?

It's totally like night vision or dating all the way back to, remember, Wolfen? Right, yeah. Whenever you see the wolf point of view, it was always that weird, like, it looked like a Gatorade commercial. The most boring fucking wolf movie ever. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, that one was bad, too. No, but I wish they wouldn't use snake vision for what he bit the dick right you don't see the snake looking at the dick going because then the guy could be a little bit like a teneoscopy or whatever they call it when they stick the camera in your game that's my guess I'm gonna stand by it I'm standing behind it. All right, so you didn't care for snakes on the plane, as didn't I. And what else have you seen this summer?

The descent, which was awesome. Oh, see, I haven't seen that yet. I hear it's good. That's like the best thing I've seen. Ladies spelunking. And shit goes down. See, and descent means that they're going down into the ocean. it's good. That's like the best thing I've seen. Ladies spelunking. And shit goes down. See, and descent

means that they're going down into the hole or the cave or whatever, right? What was that? What did you think it meant? But it's not like Snakes on the Plane. No, not at all. What would you call it if you gave it a

Snakes on the Plane title? What would just describe exactly what it is? Ladies in a cave with weird blind things that'll fuck you up. That much? Yeah, yeah. Nice. Because that's what the bad guy is.

It's this weird fucking little blind thing that's lived in the cave forever and ever. Spoiler alert. It's been out for months. It's going to be on DVD by the time this podcast airs. That's true. And, uh, and so then they get, I assume they get murdered one by one.

One by one. But none of them are famous, so you can't guess who's next Poseidon style. Right. You can't be like, next, Poseidon style. Right. You can't be like, that guy from Six Feet Under is the next to go, like you did during Poseidon. Except for the one that they spent the most time setting up, you kind of know she's going to live. Oh, okay. Well, also, that was also like some sort of reshoot or some shit.

Like the original movie had a darker ending. People already hate me for ruining it. I want to totally ruin it. Well, I just... You should fucking ruin it. You should fucking see it. Yeah, fucking see it. And quit being a fan also. So you're saying the descent is pretty decent. Decent.

Yes. Okay, good. I wanted to check that shit out, but I've been waiting to go with a lady. I didn't want to go alone. So I wanted something to grab onto. Yeah, I got to meet a lady. You should check out MySpace.

Check it out. I live on it. That's why I don't see movies anymore. I'm too busy blogging and reading Thanks for the Ad over and over again. Ask me about my wiener! Are you going to see Accepted? No.

That movie, the trailer has the guy saying, ask me about my wiener in a hot dog costume. That guy makes me laugh. There's one scene in Last Virgin, 40-year-old, it was good. I almost mixed it with Last Virgin. Last Virgin, 40-year-old virgin? Yeah, I'd like to see that. And then he was also, and his other part is the part where he screams like a girl for a really long time. That's funny, right?

Yeah, sure. Yeah, and they put them both in the trailer. That's the thing that's, I wanted to talk about trailers for a second, because I think you agree with me that that's the most fun part of going to the movies, because it's only two minutes of the best parts, and it gets you excited about the movie you're not about to see. Right. Which is always great.

Like, when the trailers are over, I'm like, okay, now I have to sit through Idlewild. I just look down at the next thing on my list. To see a trailer for The Marine, which I couldn't be more fucking psyched for, to see, I may be a gay rod, but if you throw a wrestling star in an action movie, I am fucking there before it comes out. Well, remember how you and I used to see every, what's his name, Steven Seagal movie opening weekend. And we're excited about it and happy to do it. We knew it was going to be crap, but we knew he bent some dude's arm back the way it's not supposed to go. Yeah. It's fucking awesome. And it's not supposed to go. Yeah.

It was fucking awesome. And he tricked us by making one good one. Die Hard on a Boat was actually pretty good. Yeah, that was really good. And Die Hard on a Train wasn't bad either. No. But the rest, oof. But we still went every time, excited to go.

But to see the Marine trailer before Snakes on a Plane was just like... Right. Well, any trailer before Snakes on a Plane. Once the trailer's over, you're like, OK, now snakes on a plane. It's not as exciting because there's no mystery. But I love it when the trailers make a big deal. Like now is the time of year when every movie's

making a big deal about how the pedigree of the movie and how everybody's got Academy Awards. And there's a trailer for All the King's Men that's out right now where they go, and it's always funny when this happens to me, Academy Award winner Sean Penn, Academy Award nominee Jude Law, Emmy Award winner James Gandolfini, Mark Ruffalo, Academy Award winner... You always throw in some poor schmuck who's like, you know who he is, but he the fucker hasn't gotten a nomination yet. And it always makes me a little sad.

So I think a new thing that we should do when we're watching trailers is when they announce someone and they don't have a nomination or an award, just everybody in your group go, aww. But the new one that's really cracking me up is the trailer for Hollywoodland. Have you seen that? It's about Superman killing himself.

What's his net? Yeah, don't spoil it. Here we go. Academy Award winner, Adrian Brody. Academy Award nominee, Diane Lane. Academy Award winner, Ben Affleck. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back up. He won for writing a screenplay

with Matt Damon. He still has not given a good acting performance in anything. So that's not fair. Like if someone won for cinematography and then they're touting them as a lead role in a motion picture you'd be like fuck you yeah right it would be clunky if they went Academy Award winner Adrian Brody Academy Award nominee Diane Kane that was my misprint not his Diane Kane who the fuck is that

it was Diane Lane but I was smart enough when I read the misspelling to say it properly. And then it gets to Academy Award winner for writing but not for acting. You're seeing a movie. He's acting in Ben Affleck. See, that's the world you want to live in, and I don't want to live there. You mean Hollywood, man? Let me try one. Academy Award winner, Adrian Crote. Academy Award nominee, Diane Kane. You asshole.

Academy Award winner for a movie he wrote with another guy, and the two of them have not attempted to write anything else because they got fucking lucky. Ben Affleck. All right. We did that. That was funny. write anything else because they got fucking lucky. Ben F. Alright. We did that. That was fun. But be fucking marine. Come on. I mean, it's not for ladies. Unless you like that dude.

What about gridiron gangs? I know you're gay for The Rock and for football. I'm not gay for football at all. You love Friday Night Lights. Don't even try them tonight. What? Friday Night Lights. You loved it. I loved it. Who was even in that? You liked it. Is that Peter Berg football movie?

Oh, yeah, yeah. He's a good director. Yeah, he's a good director with the fucking changing angles every 15 seconds. Michael Bay style. No, but the hits were fucking awesome when dudes got hit. Yeah, they got hit good. No, but Gridiron... The hits were really crunchy, you're right. Yeah, yeah. What about Invincible with Mark Wahlberg?

What do you mean, yay? Because the guy in the audience loves it. I'm already mad at it because the character's name is Vince, and the movie's called Invincible. That's retarded. I didn't know that. That is wrong. And also, it's Mark Wahlberg playing a foot.

He's Shrimpkin when you see him in person. He's not a tall dude. Shrimpkin? Shrimpkin. He's small. Really? They should have called that movie. He's Jeremy Piven-sized.

They should have called that movie, he's Jeremy Piven-sized, they should have called that movie unconvincing. And then, hang on, wait for it. And then a movie about me watching it called Indugnation. My name is Doug, for those of you listening at home. Wow, that's right. So you're still trying to go on and on about, My name is Doug, for those of you listening at home. Wow. That's right.

So you're still trying to go on and on about the Marine? No, I'll let go of it, but I'm just happy that it exists. Did you cry a little when The Rock played a gay character in Be Cool? I didn't see it because he played gay. There were plenty of reasons to not see that movie. No, that's not why I didn't see it. Yeah, there was a lot of good reasons to not see that movie that's not why I didn't see it I didn't see it because he didn't carry a 4x4 around and fucking bash people with it

oh the Walking Tall remake was that good? you never saw it? I saw Walking Tall did that have The Rock in it? I already knew the story Buford Pussard that's the name of the character they still call him that when The Rock in it? I already knew the story. No, I didn't. Buford Pussard.

Sheriff Buford Pussard. That's the name of the character, yes. Yeah, yeah. Do they still call him that when The Rock played him? I don't remember. I don't think so. It doesn't matter. It's the fucking Rock carrying a four-by-four. All right, so as long as we're on the subject,

what's your favorite The Rock movie? Really? Yeah. He's only made, like, two good ones. Probably that other one I hate. The Rundown is awesome. The Rundown. He's only made like two good ones. Probably that other one I hate. The Rundown is awesome. The Rundown. What's to hate about that movie? It's just, it's frenetic and William Tyler Scott is in it. I don't even know his proper name. I just know that I hate that guy. Yeah, yeah. I hope he doesn't listen to podcasts.

Stifler is going to be really upset. I'm serious. It's fucking wacky. And you may recall, the first time I saw American Pie, I thought Stifler was the whole show. I loved that guy. And then with each movie he made, I like him less and less. And each appearance on anything, I like him less. And Rundown was sort of pretty deep in there, and I didn't like him in that. But I thought The Rock did a good job.

Well, when you're back at Smoking Pot, come over to my house and get hot. I know. You've already made that offer. Let's watch The Rundown together so you can learn how good it is. Like you're going to teach me to enjoy it. Yeah. And I'll give you one of my famous hands-free back rubs. What?

It's going to get a little gay, The Rock's on. All right. So that's your favorite rock movie. And what's like, I know this is a hard question to ask anybody who loves movies, but what are some of your all-time favorite movies? Really? Yeah, really. You're my guest. I love movies.

Well, it's always a hard question, but just throw out something that you love. Original Dawn of the Dead, Assault on Precinct 13. Original also. Yes. Of course, I forgot that that other one even existed. Starring Johnny Legs. Leguizamo, I think we both think he's one of the best actors of our generation. Yeah, he's my Sean William Scott.

I hate that motherfucker so much. He fucking ruins anything. He ruins movies he sees. And John if John Lewis almost sees a movie, it makes it shitty. I was at a concert once and he was standing near me and it ruined the concert. I didn't like the way he looked at the band playing. Like, that was irritating me. He drives me crazy. Blade Runner, Groundhog Day, pretty much favorite comedy. Yeah, that movie's awesome. What do you think when they remake it?

Do you think that'll be good? You know they're fucking gonna. Jerks. With that black kid from the improv show? What's that kid? Wayne Brady's a kid? No, that improv show, Wildin' Out. Oh, Nick Cannon.

Wouldn't that be great? Wow, I wish I had prizes to give people in the audience for knowing who you were talking about. Nick Cannon in Groundhog Day. Groundhog Diggity Day. That's what they call it. Wow. Well, those were all excellent, Brian. Let's talk a little bit about your film career.

I don't want to turn this into a roast or anything, but you were in the movie Eulogy, which no one I know saw, including you, right? Did you see it? No, we went and rented it. Oh, you did rent it and watch it? Yeah, yeah, me and my wife. And were you good at it? Did you like your scene? I was terrific, but yeah, not so good. Yeah, is that that, was Ray Romano in that? What about, how did you prepare for your role

as haggard alum in Sorority Boys? Did you go back to school, or did you do things to make yourself extra haggard? No, I got high in my trailer and yelled at Dave Rath on my cell phone, and then went in and did. Okay, dumb and dumber when Harry met Lloyd, underrated? and yelled at Dave Rath on my cell phone, and then I went in and did. Okay. Dumb and Dumberer when Harry met Lloyd. Underrated?

That's my question. Did people miss a hidden gem there? No. Okay. And I'd have to say my favorite Brian Fosain role, if I had to pick one. Do you have a favorite? Do you want to go first?

That's mine right there. Don't give it away if it's yours too. Yeah, it's one of the only good things I've done. Alright, my favorite Brian Fosain role is Jimmy in The Devil's Rejects, mostly because you get shot in the head. Spoiler alert. He gets his head fucking blown off.

You're supposed to say spoiler alert before you say things, right? Yeah, I like to say it at the end. I like to throw in that extra dig that I know the expression, but I don't use it until after it's too late. You should see The Crying Game. The lady has a wiener. Spoiler alert! Exactly.

I did that in my column. I reviewed that movie. What was that John Cusack movie? Identity or something like that? Where it turns out he was everybody. He murdered everybody because he had multiple personalities. Yeah, I saw that movie.

I said that. I described the plot and then said, spoiler alert, and people got so fucking mad. I'd say, are you going to see it? They're like, maybe. I might see it. They're so angry about a movie that they might see it. I can they're so angry about a movie that they might see.

They are. Now, I can tell you how the Marine ends, if you'd like to know. I'll blow that for you. All right, so this is the first episode of Doug Benson's I Love Movies podcast. And, you know, quite possibly, it won't be the last. We're going to do one more tonight. Because the other guests I can hear laughing. So I don't want to cancel the show before he gets his turn at that.

Why would you want to cancel it? Oh, because it's just behind the scenes it's been a disaster. So I'm already sick of doing it. I'm already fed up. But the audience has been super nice. And thanks for coming out, because we tape it at a weird time. So, especially by L.A. standards.

Yeah, Patton and I had to pick up our dogs from Fancy Town. That is the worst call to get twice. Listen, I'm going to try to make it down to your show, but I have to pick up my dog from the dog... Daycare. Doggy daycare. Yeah. Great idea for a movie.

Eddie Murphy just got in. So why just kids? Why not go in the doggy daycare business? Daddy doggy daycare. Daddy doggy. Oh, kids and dogs. Sure. Worst set ever.

So worst place to work in the world. Are we going to play our old game? Yeah, yeah. That's why you had to be the first guest, because I had to bust it out with you here. Brian and I invented a game that we used to play when we would get high and think that you didn't have to accomplish anything in life. No, we actually had a job when we first came up with this high. Well, we might want to work for them again someday. So it would be cool.

No, but we also did... I don't want to work for music television. We also... We also did this in your home quite a bit. Right, right. But it started at MTV. And it would just bust out like this. It would be like...

Want to play Leonard Maltin? And basically what Leonard Maltin is, that's what we call the game. We take the Leonard Maltin movie guide. This is the 2006 edition. As you can see, it's very thick. We probably started with the 93 edition or 94. I don't want to get into how old you are, because I look younger every year, and you get shorter and weirder. Shorter? Yeah, you get more hunched over. Yeah, I was like 72 when I first got here.

And your beard gets crazier, and you get shot in the head and do these rejects for all your game. in the head and did his rejects. So, basically how this game works, we're totally running out of time, is you take the book and you open it up and you find a movie. It has to be something you think the other person

is familiar with. It's no fair to just pick some fucking Buster Crab movie or some shit like that, some other porn like that. And you pick the movie and then you start reading Leonard Maltin's list of the cast from the bottom name up and then as soon as the there's no prizes and no goal really and as soon as you think you know the answer you say

stop to the person reading the names and then you you take a guess and you know if you're wrong we just sort of move on right punch each other in the dick i forget i forget exactly what happens there but but and essentially the idea is you don't want to get to eventually saying you know meryl streep and dustin hoffman because it's obvious that it's versus kramer just as an example that sprung into my head so um and do you want to go first yeah you say the year first too right and then didn't we used to do... You get to switch over. As soon as you get one, you get the book, and then you get to keep doing them. So, sometimes one of us are just quick, so we get annoyed that we can't get any of them right, and we start playing PlayStation or whatever. So, do you want me to go first? Sure. Ask you one? Sure. All right. This is going to be great. Yeah.

And the thing I would do to cheat is I would watch him, and I'd figure out what part of the alphabet he was in to narrow it down. What a dick. I'd be like, okay. He must be in the whatever. All right. Here we go. No.

See, the trouble is Brian's, you know, you've got to play into his zone. Okay, here we go. Maybe you'll get this. You've got to see movies with guys with 4x4s hitting people. Maybe you'll get this. It's from 1995. Uh-huh. Ethan Randall, and then parentheses it says Embry.

Oh, shit. So this is before he was Ethan Embry. Rene's that winner. Dude! Dude! Dude! Nice! I went a little too flu-heavy on that, apparently.

Holy shit. That was a good one. Patton, you thinking of something? You getting ready? You got a real pickle. My next guest is in the audience, but you won't be able to hear him until next week. That's how these things work.

Do you want me to do some jokes while you're in this? Yeah, why don't you? Pulse. I'm a fan of Kristen Bell, but not a fan of remakes of Japanese movies that don't make any sense and result in American movies that make even less sense. Should I do another one?

Idlewild. I'm not interested in seeing that, but I would go see Girls? Idlewild. I'm not interested in seeing that, but I would go see Girls Gone Idlewild. Okay. Okay, ready? Yeah, yeah. All right, here we go. Should I be doing one that'll stump you for sure or no?

Well, it's supposed to be a movie I'm familiar with? Yes. Okay. What year? 97. Okay. Robert Wall. He's awesome. Robert Wall, remember? Yeah, yeah, harmless. He's fucking great. Shaquille O'Neal. Okay. Carmen Electra. Okay. Ron Lester. Jan Schweiderman. Schweiderman is it? Yeah sure Dan Schneider

Char Jackson Abe Vigoda Slow down Wow Whatever it is it's good That's for sure 1997? Yeah

So nine years Settle down no yelling out from the audience. Okay, keep going. Well, the last two are going to give it away. Oh, really? That's it before the giveaways? Yeah. Robert Wool, Carmen Electra, Shaquille O'Neal.

So you know it's really shitty. Yeah. All those people are there. I figured that out. Holy crap. The last two names are going to give it away. 1997. Go ahead and give me the last two names, I bet you it might not even give it away.

Kenan Thompson. Oh shit! Fucking Good Burger, god damn it! Fucking Good Burger. Which is exactly what I said after I saw it fucking good burger try one more good burger those are some good twists and turns there in the early going with the name Carmen Electra should have given it away though because I remember she was in the burger you always remember Carmen Electra has a cameo.

That's unforgettable. I was kind of concentrating in the scary movie thing, because hasn't she been in like two out of the four? Oh, yeah, yeah. Robert Wall. Disgruntled customer. Is that what he played? Yeah, too.

Or Haggard alum. Okay, The Illusionist. Edward Norton stars as a 19th century magician who performs illusions that can only be accomplished with 20th century movie special effects. More specifically, 1976 special effects that weren't particularly impressive in 1976. That one's not tight enough, really. You know that movie's out, and no one cares. I did see it, though.

Really? I really did, yeah. Fucking Giamatti, man. I'll see anything that guy's in, except for Lady and the Lake. Or AKA the William Shatner story. Come on. I know it was a pool, but still. God damn it.

Okay, we've got to wrap it up. They didn't have Devil's Rejects. Oh, yeah, I'm playing the 2007 edition. God damn it. How far deep do you think your name would be? Deep? Yeah. I've probably been the first name starting.

Yeah, so I've probably gotten it. All right. I don't know what else you've got. Oh, this is too easy. Oh, perfect. Let me go out on a... Okay. All right.

Duh. All right. He does good work, that guy. Just for that. Oh, shit. You're changing it up on me? Yeah. 92.

92. Matt Doherty. Mm-mm. Sean Weiss. Don't know who that is. Eldon Ratliff. Ooh, sounds familiar. Joshua Jackson.

Oh, that's, uh, okay. Settle down. Slow down. Slow down. Slow down. Mighty Ducks 2? Mighty Ducks 1, Mike. God, sucker!

I thought you'd pull a twist and give me two. Brian Posehn, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for being my first guest, Brian. Until next time, this is Doug Besson saying, shut up and watch the movie. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you

because Doug loves movies.