Doug Loves Movies - Brittany Brave, Matt Fernandez and Steve Miller guest

Episode Date: December 20, 2021

Live from the Improv in Orlando, Doug welcomes Brittany Brave, Matt Fernandez and Steve Miller to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free... month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby stinky seats With 50 ads and popcorn kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Sit down Hey, hey, hey everybody My name is Doug and I love movies Sit down. Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies.
Starting point is 00:00:32 This is Doug Loves Movies. You still got it. Give yourselves a round of applause. We're coming to you once again from the improv in Orlando, Florida. It's Tuesday, December 14th, 2021. It's been almost two years since I've been here. But as you can see, nothing could keep me away. You know, kept me away for a while.
Starting point is 00:01:07 But now I'm back and I'm so excited to be here. And I know you're excited to hear these words. Doug plugs. Nothing like starting off a show with an audience by telling them about other shows I'm going to do. But Doug Loves Movies is coming to the Miami Improv this Saturday at 420. The Doral Improv, if you will. And my annual holiday taint shows are happening in San Diego and Irvine. And for all of my dates and deets and links, go to DougLovesMovies.com. That's DougLovesMovies.com.
Starting point is 00:01:43 Yeah! Ka-ka-ka! What? Shh! Ted Hanson? Jumanji! Okay, we have a late edition Jumanji, which is an interesting thing to throw in there.
Starting point is 00:02:00 Are we talking Robin Williams Jumanji? Are we talking The Rock Jumanji? Or just you thought Jumanji was a fun, fun word? Yes. All right. Well, we'll see if the next audience does it. I don't think they will. If I had to guess, but you never know. You folks might travel. I know you travel to be here, so you might travel again. Can you get to Miami by Saturday? Nope. All right. Jumanji is not going to stick. You have to put your foot on the gas pedal and make this Jumanji thing happen by going around to different shows until it catches on.
Starting point is 00:02:46 Let's get my guests out here. What do you say? Oh, you know what? Let me tell you about the prize bag really quick, because I'm sitting there holding it awkwardly, and there's also some mac and cheese or something on my pant leg. All right. We've got, it comes in a bag that says,
Starting point is 00:03:01 Cesar Millan, better human, better dog. Because I got to go to his ranch and, you know sort of meet him I didn't really meet him as much as he made a he made a margarita a Caesar Rita for me and then I drank it in front of him and he also lectured about dogs oh I forgot to put this on. Hang on a second. All right. So I think it's funny because not only does it, you know, keep me really safe from whatever's in this microphone, but also it just looks like a clown nose. So if I sit like this, everybody, it just makes it more fun to look at me like, oh, look, Doug's got a clown nose. All right. So we've got some coffee that's called Lavazza.
Starting point is 00:03:48 Is that good coffee? I don't know. I don't know if it's any good or not, so that's why you get it. That's why I put it in the bag. I know I don't need a shot flask. It's a flask that a shot glass pops out of the side of it, and so you have a shot glass with your flask. And I don't really need that some
Starting point is 00:04:06 pretzels that they gave me on the plane uh doug benson pin from rockin pins and and this is a weird thing i get sent uh these scripts every year in book form so if you want to read the movies if you want to read a terence malick movie called a hidden life or the Two Popes, or 1917, a war movie with a long tracking shot. I don't know how interesting the book version is going to be. But all that stuff is in the prize bag. Somebody's going to win that tonight. Somebody could also walk out of here with $360 cash tonight. That's how much that prize has risen up to in its total, and we'll discuss that
Starting point is 00:04:47 a little later on. Let's get my guests out here. Give it up, everybody. Please welcome Matt Fernandez, Brittany Brave, and Steve Miller. Come on out, everybody. There you go. If you push back all the way, yeah, we're in great shape. This is perfect. Let's meet everybody alphabetically and individually, starting with the gentle man, the gentle giant to my right. You know him.
Starting point is 00:05:22 You love him. DLM, regular. Tampa comedy phenom. St. Petersburg Petersburg. Even it's Matt Fernandez. So how many, uh, you bring the energy every time. I love it. And, uh, how, Oh, we should have put like little stools out for people to put their drinks on i'm the only one scott one sorry about that i got two hands you're doing a great job with it so i guess i shouldn't have brought it up um matt fernandez that's how you're doing a great job at us because you you're a regular on this show uh how many douglas douglas movies appearances
Starting point is 00:06:00 do you think you have under your belt probably 10 ish something like how many here at the orlando improv four or five not enough you wonderful bastards you with us to see uh no probably five or six yeah yeah a lot of them are here and uh appreciate you uh coming out for it and uh we always have a good time and you've also uh visited us out in los angeles you've done it out there. Yeah, that was fun. Yeah. Well, thanks, dude. Also joining us, we've got a newcomer to the show.
Starting point is 00:06:34 We've got a couple of newbies today. Named Best Comedian by Miami New Times. Is that right? It is. Is this legit? Yes. Yes, it's Brittany Brave brave everybody hello hola hello thank you for being here britney thank you thank you thank you for having me yeah we met for the first time tonight and so far it's going great we're off to a good start yeah i don't know where you're at with movie trivia. Do you like that sort of thing?
Starting point is 00:07:05 I like movies. I am not notoriously great at trivia. So I think I'm going to be here for an ego boost for those who are. That's what I'm thinking. Well, that brings us to our next guest. Okay. A man who told me that he's going to win tonight. I'm fairly confident.
Starting point is 00:07:22 He's so confident that he put a ring in his nose. That's how you know it's serious. To say, look out, everybody. I put a ring on it, baby. I put a ring on it. People that ring their nose are never just casual. They're not fucking around.
Starting point is 00:07:34 Yeah, but you got a nice one on the side there. His says, like, I'm here to make trouble. Yeah, you're well put together. It's to keep the cocaine out of his nose. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:42 And it would also, like, it would cut a hand that tries to punch you in the face. It's pretty clever. Absolutely. And this has yet to work to keep cocaine out of his nose. Yeah, and it would also like, it would cut a hand that tries to punch you in the face. It's pretty clever. Absolutely, and this has yet to work to keep cocaine out of my nose, so it's been a failure on that front. Gotta try something else, gotta try something else, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:54 I'm also very jealous of the fact that you can put your drink on your stool. What is that? I'm the underdog. This obesity thing, this is the first problem that I've had with being this fat, is that I can't put my drink on my stool.
Starting point is 00:08:06 I can't touch my toes either. I'm tripping over the edges of my chair like a waffle iron. And you've got fucking room? Are you kidding me? I break a sweat every time I try to reach for the top shelf. Let's see how much stuff we can put on our chair. That's it. Teamwork.
Starting point is 00:08:21 There is, right? I should just stuff these in here so I'm more marketable. Just a joke. I have no response to that. But, yeah, I'm even looking around, and I feel like this is like one of those, you know, one of these comedy clubs that only has one stool, and, you know, I don't blame them.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Why would you need more when there's normally just one person on stage at a comedy club but i come in with my fancy four-person act such a rider there's such a big ride ready for it but like would it be too low if we just put a regular chair in front of you you can put your drink on oh it's fine if you have to reach down too low no i'm obsessed by these kind of things because before the show, I think, tell them, Matt, there's normally somewhere for you to put your drink. Is this a detail I didn't get to? Can we get a waiter to come down
Starting point is 00:09:13 on their hands and knees so I can put my drink on their back? Yeah! We've been invested in it! Only at the Orlando. Okay, so let's give it to Steve and to Brittany because they deserve it more than Matt does. Yeah, absolutely. I'm not going to lie.
Starting point is 00:09:27 I love your style. If I complain about it enough, they'll just bring me one. We have the two tiniest water bottles. Matt's got a giant pint glass full of booze. And we established that Brittany has room in her chair. I'm just upset because I feel like I lost my thing. Like, this gave me edge, you know? It's going to be more fun when Matt drops his drink.
Starting point is 00:09:43 It's going to happen. It's going to make a nice crash. It's good luck, actually. Honestly, I would share my table with you, but I need it for writing down stuff. Yeah, don't share it. I want to see how wet those jeans get. Let's get more tables on stage and not put them anywhere near me. Let's keep doing it.
Starting point is 00:09:55 Can we get Matt a couple more drinks of beer? Let's put tables everywhere where I can't get to them. Perhaps a beer helmet would be nice. Then you don't need a table. Yeah. Another stool. This is crazy. Wow.
Starting point is 00:10:07 Please stop. You're too nice. That's plenty now. They're all mismatched now at this point. They can't get a matching set. Oh, yeah. It's like being inside a big box. Do they have a Pier 1 back there?
Starting point is 00:10:18 That's great. Oh, my God. I feel bad. I feel like I shamed them into producing stools. Like, oh, yeah, you think we're a comedy club with only one stool? Well, you thought wrong. Think again. You thought wrong, Doug Benson.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Wait till you get to Miami on Saturday. That's the one stool club. They're going to bring a yacht on stage. I'm pretty sure. My father used to shame me into producing stools as well. I couldn't i'm sorry i'm ashamed of myself uh comedian writer multi hat wearer steve miller is also uh a crazy name to have right
Starting point is 00:10:57 yeah it's never been a problem at all and uh people over 45 never comment on it so it's perfect yeah it really is an interesting edge now that like uh you could almost uh know that somebody's older if they know who steve miller is absolutely anybody in their 20s i'm like people give me a hard time for a name like why i have no idea yeah so but anybody listening i just want to make it clear because recently we also had david sanborn on the show and he is also not the David Sanborn. So I don't want to mislead anybody. But it's just going to say Steve Miller in the description,
Starting point is 00:11:32 because I do kind of want to mislead somebody. Well, let's get those quotes out. I'm hoping one person is listening and goes, God damn it, I wanted to hear abracadabra. I want to hear how much he knew about movies. I did a show around here in Sanford, Florida for the people up here that know that area. And it was a one-nighter.
Starting point is 00:11:49 And I show up and the place was packed. And I go in and I find the manager. And the local paper had written that the Steve Miller band was going to be there. Yeah. And then this dude looks at me and tells me, I still haven't told him yet. So they found out that the Steve Miller they wanted to see
Starting point is 00:12:06 wasn't there when this came on stage. Disappointing for everyone. Alright, well I'll try to keep the Steve Miller references to a minimum, but some might pop into my head. And you'd be a terrific guest on Wide World of Dugs, because on that show we talk about nominative determinism
Starting point is 00:12:24 and how your name can or cannot affect your life. It's like in the movie Office Space, the way that one guy's name is Michael Bolton. Right, of course. But that's way worse than being Steve Miller. Fully agree. Steve Miller's
Starting point is 00:12:40 got all respect. Nobody's ever like, Steve Miller sucks. He's a rock and roll Hall of Famer. Yeah, Yeah. Well, Michael Bolton could... No. Alright, so... Before we get to the games, I like to do a thing called Recommendation Nation. That's where I ask each of my guests to recommend one movie. Sometimes I don't warn them
Starting point is 00:12:58 about this ahead of time. And during the month of December, I enjoy a holiday recommendation, but it doesn't have to be a holiday recommendation. So we'll start with you, Matt. Just recommend one motion picture. Are any of your tats motion picture based? Oh, I love it.
Starting point is 00:13:20 I love it. I had to think about it. Each one means so much to me. I had to think about it. No. All right. I. Each one means so much to me. I had to think about it. No. All right. I just watched Antlers last night. Oh, that's a good, really good movie.
Starting point is 00:13:31 Daniel Radcliffe? Fun monster movie. No. Jesse Plemons. Oh, he's in Antler. The other. No, the horn. That's right.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Yes, the horn, yeah. All right, be quiet out there. Don't show me up again like that. Antlers, horns, I right, be quiet out there. Don't show me up again like that. It's, uh, yeah. Carrie Russell. Antlers, horns, I know I love all of it. There's a monster who's a deer. Yeah, all right. It's good.
Starting point is 00:13:51 Good shit. All right. I mean, I'd, Carrie Russell's enough for me to check it out, you know? Yeah. Because she's good. She's always good. Matt Damon Light and Jesse Plemons. Jesse Plemons is, you know, he's starting to rack up the awards
Starting point is 00:14:05 and nominations for this movie, The Power of the Dog, which from everything I've seen does not have a dog in it. No, thank you. No. I can't have dog in the title and there's no dog in it.
Starting point is 00:14:18 I already went through Dog Day Afternoon. It was a nightmare. It's a great movie. I was going to say, that's not a bad movie. It's a great movie. It was the only one I could think of that has dog in the title, but no dogs in it. See what I'm saying? Yes.
Starting point is 00:14:33 Maybe it does have a dog in it. I've never scanned Dog Day Afternoon for any dogs. It takes place in a bank, mostly. There's nobody with a service dog. If they did a remake of Dog Day Afternoon, somebody would have a service dog. And when somebody says Dog Day Afternoon, someone would roll their eyes. All right, so you're going with antlers.
Starting point is 00:14:53 Antlers, yeah. I mean, that sounds like a holiday thing. Guillermo del Toro produced it. It's good stuff. Is it actually a holiday movie? It's a Halloween movie, not a Christmas movie. Just because it has antlers in it. But it has a deer monster, which is also kind of Christmassy.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Yeah. Otherwise, we have tolers in it. But it has a deer monster, which is also kind of Christmassy. Yeah. I suppose in some ways that's what we'd all be. We'd have to write a letter. Deer monster. Alright. Brittany? Yeah. What are you thinking? So this is one of my all-time favorites and I recently re-watched it. Moonstruck with Cher. Nicholas Cage. Moonstruck comes up during
Starting point is 00:15:22 this part of the show from time to time. Does it? People really are Moonstruck's up during this part of the show from time to time. Does it? People really are Moonstruck's like staying in the zeitgeist or the zeitgeist if you will. Yeah I'm a big I'm a big fan. I'm Italian and we're all going to be around our families for the holidays so I love being around a loving
Starting point is 00:15:38 abuse and guilt so it's a favorite for me. It's a holiday movie whether I like it or not. I like it. Okay so real quick you say your line after I say nicholas kate your share i'm nicholas cage okay all right i lost my hand snap out of it exactly all right where do i get my academy award is it at the front desk or okay it's in the mail. Jeff Bezos will get it to you quickly. Nice.
Starting point is 00:16:11 All right, so you're going Moonstruck. I love that. Yeah. I think it feels like it's kind of Christmassy. It does. There's something about a man losing his hand while making bread that screams Merry Christmas. Yeah. All right. Let's see.
Starting point is 00:16:24 Moonstruck it is. I've never seen it. Moonstruck. See, that's what this is about, Matt. Now that you've heard about it, you're going to go home, you're going to think about watching it, and you're still not going to watch it. Nope, I'm probably not going to watch it. But Nick Cage has a lot of fun in it. Cher, of course, won the Oscar for it.
Starting point is 00:16:41 Olympia Dukakis is it for me. It sounds like Nick Cage is Nick Cage. Which is Nick Cage. You know, he does his thing. It's a lot for two hours. Young Nick Cage, well he's, you know, it's more of a, not a supporting role, but he's, you know, he's like what would be the girl in most romantic comedies. Very dramatic.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Very dramatic. It's almost like instead of being an Italian bread maker, you would think that he was just a New York actor. Very like, yeah. And it's a lot of Cher acting like oh i'm not i'm not pretty you know even though she's one of the most amazing you know uh artists and fashion type you know ever yeah ever ever ever ever she's also incredible on twitter i don't know if anybody follows her on twitter but she's very stream of consciousness she's just just like, I'm going to bed later, hoes. Like, it's great. I'm not kidding. And I'm like, is my mom running this account?
Starting point is 00:17:28 Great. She, like, was all dowdy and frumpy and moonstruck, and then when she won the Oscar for it, she accepted it, like, with a feather headdress and an exposed navel, and, like, she was a showgirl. It was pretty amazing. Okay, Steve Miller.
Starting point is 00:17:45 I'm going Gremlins Steve Miller. I'm going Gremlins. Wow. I'm going Gremlins. It's a Christmas movie. It takes place on Christmas Eve. Gizmo was a pet, a gift, excuse me, given to a child. Yes. I'm going Gremlins. Okay. The original story of chaos, fun, whimsy that then turns evil.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Come on. Yeah, it's probably really trying to convince everyone it's a Christmas movie, but no one's fighting you, man. Oh, no. These people believe. Did you hear the reality? Probably more than anything, a story of, you know, rampant capitalism gone wrong. Which is Christmas.
Starting point is 00:18:14 Yeah. It'll turn on you. These gifts and the overconsumption will turn on you immediately and destroy the town. How do you feel about Grandmalins 2, the new batch? Look, it's not good. That's how I feel about it. It's not good. It missed...
Starting point is 00:18:29 Don't all good. No, no, no, no. Don't all come on me. Look... Oh, that came out terribly. That sounded terrible. Yeah, that... No comment.
Starting point is 00:18:37 He's got a way with words, baby. No, look, Gremlins was too strong of a movie. They shouldn't have even attempted to follow it up, and they certainly missed the mark it's like Mannequin to Mannequin 2
Starting point is 00:18:46 Mannequin was great let's not mess around with Mannequin 2 there's so much in that I don't agree with they told the director he could do whatever he wants so he fucking shit
Starting point is 00:18:56 on the whole company that's what Gremlins 2 is they told him he could do whatever he wanted and he was like I'm gonna shit on this giant corporate America that's like what it is
Starting point is 00:19:03 well now you've changed my mind it's a huge fuck yeah to corporate America he was the Adam I'm going to shit on this giant corporate America. That's like what it is. Well, now you've changed my mind. It's a huge fuck you to corporate America. He was the Adam McKay of his day. Yeah. You know, because he, same trajectory, made kind of silly movies, but then started making, you know, some serious statements with his films. But also Leonard Maltin's only been in one movie and it's Gremlins part two.
Starting point is 00:19:22 And he agreed to do it because gremlins murder him. And who wouldn't want that to happen? Not a single person that I know. And I stand corrected. I will re-watch Gremlins 2 and Matt will come over and we'll watch Moonstruck together. Yay!
Starting point is 00:19:35 We'll reassess these choices that we made which have been terrible. We'll light a candle, have some wine. And I'll be home alone watching Antler. You lose in that scenario, I think, Brittany, because I don't know about this Antler movie,
Starting point is 00:19:49 but we'll see. We'll see. Because now Antler's going up against Moonstruck and Gremlins. Well, I didn't know they were going to recommend Aces. Well, you just don't know what anybody's going to do. That's what recommendations are, man. I would recommend something that no one's ever heard of.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Hey, recommend me something mediocre. Yeah, yeah. That'd be great. What's the last movie you watched? I highly recommend it. I one's ever heard of. Hey, recommend me something mediocre. That'd be great. What's the last movie you watched? I highly recommend it. I hated every second of it. That's what I used to ask people. What's the last movie you watched? And I'm the same way.
Starting point is 00:20:13 That's a real stumper sometimes. Like, you know, because I watch so many movies that like narrowing it down to the last one. Plus you want to answer with one you actually want to talk about. I could have gone with Roadhouse. Yeah, Roadhouse is the last movie I saw at a theater. That's true.
Starting point is 00:20:28 I recently technically watched He's Just Not That Into You because it was on TV, but I don't feel confident recommending that. Yeah, that's how I felt about I Just Saw Gremlins the other day, and I was just marveling at the fact that some gremlins murder people, and other ones just spit on each other while playing cards like they all have really different ideas of what gremlins should be up to and like in what ways they should be annoying that party scene where they're all just
Starting point is 00:20:57 getting drunk and fucking with each other it's like well why why can't they just you know it's like at the end of jurassic park when they get away because two dinosaurs decide to fight each other just the right moment like that's what gremlins could have been it's just like well let's just you know get them all into a big uh poker hall or something they do they go from pranks to murder yeah there is an escalation but the trouble is they murder and then go back to pranks and then murder again like it's they're very inconsistent living many lives yeah but also the rules are weird because it's always after midnight. All right. So except for at midnight, that exact moment is the only time you can't feed a gremlin.
Starting point is 00:21:35 I mean, you can. Sorry to mix that up. I hope no one has issues with that. In their own homes. If you have a gremlin at home now, do not follow these rules at Doug's Langley. Yeah, we're not gremlin experts. There are crazy coincidences that happen sometimes, but I think this one's a pretty good one.
Starting point is 00:21:51 I always pick an end line from a motion picture to say at the end of the show, and I'm going to say it now. This is not the cue to play the music. But the last line that I wrote down is because you can never tell there just might be a gremlin in your house
Starting point is 00:22:11 the last line of gremlins it's a synchronicity buddy isn't that crazy I think we all need to think about this for a minute let's take a beat so we're going to go to a break and we will be right back we're back and go to a break, and we will be right back.
Starting point is 00:22:30 We're back, and we chose some people from the audience who brought in really cool name tags. Matt is going to be playing for Kyle M. for Murder, and Brittany's playing for Steven Movie Tickets. Steven went and saw No Time to Die because he had plenty of time today to not die because he thought the show today was at 420 and then um apologies to you for that because i do i do do 420 shows and i just said do do steve miller chose uh andy anxiety a high anxiety poster with with Andy and the word anxiety. And it's a really cool poster and I'll, you know, retweet it or not retweet it.
Starting point is 00:23:12 I'll re Instagram it. Cause I think people should see it. And it's, it was, it spins. It's really, it's really great. Quite impressive. It's much better than a movie ticket for the record. Very good job. Great.
Starting point is 00:23:21 Quite impressive. It's much better than a movie ticket, for the record. Very good job. And rumor has it that you drove 420 minutes or miles to be here today. What? Because they live somewhere near Atlanta, right? Just in Florida. Oh, in Florida.
Starting point is 00:23:42 But you've been to the show in Atlanta. Is that a longer drive than to here? No. No. Isn't that interesting? I did not mean to make you sound boring. I was asking boring questions. It's not your fault. Welcome back to Road Talk with Doug Benson. Some people also don't mind long
Starting point is 00:24:03 drives. I'm not really a long driver. I'd rather do like a train or a don't go. So, you know, I'm always impressed by people who can do that stuff. This first game we're going to play today is called How Long Is It? Yeah. Yeah. How long is it? Yeah. How long is it? Guy just held up his poster that has Tom Hanks on it because he's way ahead of me. He knows, Matthew knows that this game is always something to do with Tom Hanks. And how long something to do with Tom Hanks is.
Starting point is 00:24:47 Yeah, your mind can just go to places and I'll name a thing. I'll guess how long it is. Closest without going over wins. Price is right style. We'll start with you, Matt. We'll go alphabetical. We'll go Matt, Brittany, then Steve.
Starting point is 00:25:07 Oh, shit. Brittany gets to go first. Because Brave, I was going last names, but I forgot Brave, Fernandez, Miller. So Brittany's going first. I didn't fight it. Sorry, buddy. It's the same either way.
Starting point is 00:25:18 It is. It's all subjective. B-M-S. The first two, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. BMS the first two yeah yeah yeah yeah alright trick me into thinking about Tom Hanks' dick
Starting point is 00:25:31 I didn't even notice that you fucking messed up the alphabet no but often times when I go to say who's first people will laugh because they think I'm going alphabetically by first name but I always do last name but today I fucked it up always.
Starting point is 00:25:47 I fucked it up every possible way. But I will get this part right. Tom Hanks is in a new motion picture. It's called Finch.
Starting point is 00:26:05 And it's playing on one of the streamers, Apple, I think. And please, no audience guesses, but this movie features a dog and a robot and Finch. The question is, the movie starts, The question is, the movie starts. How long before Finch opens his mouth and words come out? He's got a robot. He's got a dog.
Starting point is 00:26:39 It's post-apocalyptic, I believe. Okay. Brittany, how long do you think it takes into the movie before Finch speaks? Movie's called Finch, post-apocalyptic. How long until Finch opens his mouth? Mm-hmm. Post-apocalyptic, I feel like words won't matter. So... Movie starts...
Starting point is 00:27:00 30 to 45 minutes? 30 minutes. 30 minutes. 30 minutes. All right, she's going with 30 minutes? 30 minutes. 30 minutes. All right. She's going with 30 minutes. 30 minutes. Cast a wide net. I like the attempt.
Starting point is 00:27:10 I tried it. Somewhere between minute one and minute 92, I believe. Well, I feel like in the post-apocalyptic, the robots are going to be real chatty. I love that you were worried about movie trivia. And now it's like, when does this robot talk? I know. I'm getting philosophical here, everybody.
Starting point is 00:27:30 Yeah. Yeah, I don't. That's the thing thing is this is a robot is it a chatty robot i don't know if it's a quiet robot yeah i've never seen it i've only seen enough of it for this game as soon as the robot talk doug was like so i've had enough so how much of it did you watch wait you think the robot's name is Finch? Let's just say I watched... In my head, I'm like, the dog is a robot and the robot is Finch, and Finch is a dog and a robot. I thought Finch was the robot. No, there's a guy named Finch, that's Tom Hanks. He hangs out with a robot and a dog.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Matt Fernandez, how long do you think before Tom Hanks speaks? I don't know. I can't tell you if the movie has an opening credit sequence. I can't tell you, you know. Who knows if Tom Hanks is even, there could be scenes that he's not even in. So how long until Tom Hanks speaks? Yeah. Not the robot.
Starting point is 00:28:16 I feel like this question is very difficult for the two of you for some reason. I don't even know if the robot speaks. Okay. I'm going to say 19 minutes. Okay. Specific. 19. No, no to say 19 minutes. Okay. Specific. 19. No, no, no, 19. Steve?
Starting point is 00:28:30 Vietnam. This is Saigon. What do you think? That's the 19th song. So, I don't live in a post-apocalyptic world. I talk to my dog immediately every day when I wake up, so I'd imagine it would be even more if I had, so I'm saying three minutes. I'd say he right away out the gate is talking to that dog.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Do you watch The Price is Right? Sure do. What would they do on that show? They'd go one. Yeah, they'd go one second probably. Yeah, one second. With these other two bids here, 19 minutes and 30 minutes. I've thought about this further.
Starting point is 00:29:03 I was thinking probably story structure He'd probably start talking about one second Wow I'd like to alter my answer You can't change your answer I appreciate the attempt It takes a mere One minute and 33 seconds
Starting point is 00:29:20 For Tom Hanks To start making words with his mouth He sings to himself But but it's still, you hear him. And I really, I went into it thinking, I bet you it takes a while. I bet you it's one of these movies where he's hanging out. You know, like Will Smith probably doesn't talk for 10 minutes into
Starting point is 00:29:35 I Am Legend. You know, that sort of thing. But no, Hanks is like Zippity-doo-dah! Zippity-yay! It's like an attraction in Orlando. A minute and 33 seconds into it. But I'm going to watch the rest of the movie. Do people like Finch?
Starting point is 00:29:49 Has anybody watched it? It's good, right? It's good? Yeah, a guy came on our show, Frank Castillo, and he wouldn't stop talking about how much he loved Finch. Now, again, the guy, his dream three-way is a robot and Tom Hanks and a dog. So, you know, the fact that they never have sex didn't disappoint him. It just was still exciting
Starting point is 00:30:07 that there's potential for that. That poor dog. Of course. The tease sometimes. The tease is more enjoyable than the actual act sometimes. Yeah, absolutely. I mean,
Starting point is 00:30:16 I would turn it on immediately if you told me those three things might have sex. Yeah. With each other. I'd be like, well, I gotta watch that. Why make a robot if you can't fuck it? I mean, come on. Yeah. With each other. I'd be like, well, I gotta watch that. Why make a robot
Starting point is 00:30:25 if you can't fuck it? I mean, come on. Yeah. I say the same about dogs. What's the point? Ew. Finch! Is it bitty, dude?
Starting point is 00:30:39 It's a bitty day. Oh, this next game's a fun one. It doesn't matter that nobody won the first game. We'll just go alphabetical once again. And once again, I'll get it wrong, and then I'll fix it. No, we'll start with Brittany. And then I take it back.
Starting point is 00:30:57 This one isn't one where we have to go individually. This is a different game than... It's good when I read ahead and figure out what's happening. This is a different game than... It's good when I read ahead and figure out what's happening. This is a game where everybody jumps in with their answers, everybody on stage, that is, whenever you think you know the answer. Because I am going to be playing the part of Nicolas Cage
Starting point is 00:31:20 in a game I call... Who Has My Pig? What were you going to call it? I'm exhausted already. Oh, okay. Yeah, you really have Nick Cage issues. We're going to end up
Starting point is 00:31:35 in a Nick Cage fight. Oh, he did it. Zippity-doo-dah. All right. So, I'm going to... Did I mention I'm going to Disney World tomorrow? Okay, so I'm going to
Starting point is 00:31:50 You know, the movie Pig Nicolas Cage loses his pig And he walks around the whole movie asking people Who has my pig So I'm going to play the part of Nicolas Cage And I'm going to accuse a famous person Someone famous of having my pig. And through the things I say, those will be clues
Starting point is 00:32:08 for you to determine who Nicolas Cage thinks might have his pig. And like I said, they're all celebrities, all famous people. And yeah, just jump in with your guesses and I'll keep going until somebody gets it right. I mean, I hope you get them right before I run out of things that I wrote down to say. Let me get a little drink of water here real quick before I do my amazing Nick Cage impression.
Starting point is 00:32:37 It's not amazing. That one can be tough on the vocal cords. Hashtag who has my pig. I'm ready. That's my vocal exercise for this game. Just saying that one sentence. Who has my pig? Samantha or Lucy,
Starting point is 00:33:03 I don't care what TV characters you've played in motion pictures. I don't want to hear about your days of thunder or your big little lies. Do you have my pig? So many clues. So very clear. What's that? Stephen Miller is correct with Nicole Kidman. God. So many clues. So very clear. What's that?
Starting point is 00:33:28 Stephen Miller is correct with Nicole Kidman. God. Were you afraid to interrupt, Nicolas Cage? Or were you waiting? I thought I was looking at Nicolas Cage. I was a little starstruck. Same. We all know that man's a national treasure. It gets intense.
Starting point is 00:33:41 Just use your practical magic and give me my pig back. This is number two. Oh, God, there's more? We do this until you leave the stage. Until I weep. I'm doing this to drive you out of here. It's almost as if you took my pig. This is going to be anybody's game at this point.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Steve's on the board with one point and there's only three rounds but there's a tiebreaker. So if Steve gets this next one, he wins. So everybody, just be ready. Get that mic in position and tell me who Nick Cage thinks took his pig. You have a robot and a dog. Do you have my pig?
Starting point is 00:34:30 Tom Hanks. I gotta give the edge to Matt on that one, but that was super close. That was super close. The rest of it was, I know you don't like crying in baseball. But what about pig snatching? Forest. It sounds less and less like, it doesn't sound like Nicolas Cage to begin with.
Starting point is 00:35:02 And then it gets worse as I go through it. All right. So we've got Matt and Steve are both on the board. Brittany, there's one more. If you can sneak in there and get this one, then we'll have to go to a tiebreaker. Okay. And Matt will be so sad.
Starting point is 00:35:16 He's already had enough. Yeah. Is that the tiebreaker? Just waiting to see Matt crack. God damn it. I have a breakdown. Do you have my pig? Because that situation puts me between you and a hard place.
Starting point is 00:35:42 The Rock. Dwayne The Rock Johnson. That is correct. Matt Fernandez, you did it. You won the game that is your enemy. You won the game that you hate. I ended it. Yes. But let's
Starting point is 00:35:55 do the last one just for fun. And as many more as you got. Let's just keep running with it. You want to just keep going? Alright. We'll just do it. Do it all night. I'll just do them off the top of my head. It's not like they're so well read in the first place. But
Starting point is 00:36:11 the tiebreaker, the joke is always that you'll see. And anytime anybody's listening and I get to the tiebreaker in this game, you'll know oh my god, this is going to be the funny one. Or at least it's weird. Do you have my pig, Guy Fieri?
Starting point is 00:36:37 Guy Fieri? That's correct. It's Guy Fieri. On the tiebreaker, I just say who it is. And then everybody sits there having no idea what just happened, thinking there's going to be more clues. I was like, Emeril Lagasse? It's the same thing.
Starting point is 00:36:53 It's my pig in Flavortown. Oh, you know what's funny? With Dwayne The Rock Johnson, I didn't get to Jumanji, but that was in there. So this is a real psychic crowd tonight. I don't know what it is about this part of the country. Everybody's got some real psychic energy. It's the bath salts, I think.
Starting point is 00:37:16 I love how two out of three of you had theories about what was going on with that. I have a theory that it's still anybody's game today, and I'm excited to play our final game after this break. We'll be right back. All right, we're back. Seamless Perfect, yes. Woo-hoo! It's wild what goes on in the commercial breaks at these tapings.
Starting point is 00:37:48 Some people, as soon as the break is over, they're like, now's a good time to get up and leave. Other people... I only like the breaks. I'm here for the breaks. I've got to learn about fart cancer. What's your favorite TV show? I'm really into commercials. Gotta learn about fart cancer What's your favorite TV show? I'm really into commercials I feel like there's two people like walking down International Drive and they're like
Starting point is 00:38:10 Should we go to Ice Bar? No it's too cold in there Should we go to Wonder Works? No that building's upside down Should we go to the Improv? Who's there? Doug Benson? Alright He loves movies, it says.
Starting point is 00:38:27 That's cool that we know a little something about Doug Benson. I don't think they would have come in if they knew it was a podcast with just movie games where they don't know the answers. But now, here's the thing. Maybe they had to go outside for some reason. They're going to come back. So when they come back, everybody on your feet, standing ovation for them coming back into the room.
Starting point is 00:38:51 We missed you. Oh God, I hope they come back. Please come back. Please God. I hope they come back just one like they broke up outside. Also, I feel like there's a lot of people that aren't going to play along with my game I feel like a lot of people are like I like sitting I'm fine
Starting point is 00:39:09 I'm just going to stay put but I don't think they're coming back but you know I appreciate that they tried to watch the show too many inside references at this point I guess but let's play last person standing. Last person because I shifted the game from just name any actor because it was always, you know, Dwayne the Rock Johnson or something.
Starting point is 00:39:38 And we switched it over to it's actresses only edition. And since we started doing that I've added $20 to the prize amount if you will for the person who can name the actress who I wrote
Starting point is 00:39:55 down and put in my wallet in like in like January see that's the sort of thing that makes some people leave. Because they're like, why are they yelling Ted Danson in wallet? What does that have to do with anything? But it's true.
Starting point is 00:40:14 It's in my wallet. And field fold is not as fun to yell. So it's in my change purse. All right. So the name is in my change purse. All right. So the name is in my wallet. And if somebody here today matches that name, then they're going to win the money. And it's up to $360.
Starting point is 00:40:39 It's already in my pocket. I'm ready to count it out into their hand. Chuck Woolery style. She held her hand up. She was like, pick your hands up. Oh, it's a light up arrow. Oh, that's a bear. I can't tell if you guys are committed or cheating with props. That's an arrow I've seen before
Starting point is 00:40:56 and was told earlier that I'd see it again today. But it was a mystery when. And this is exciting that the arrow popped out. Does the lady who the arrow is pointing to want that kind of attention? Do you want me to pick you? Okay, well, I'm not going to, but I just want to make sure.
Starting point is 00:41:12 You know, because sometimes people are like, this person, and they're like sitting there going, no, don't pick me, you know, don't volunteer somebody else. But you are in the running. I'm not saying you're out of it. I'm not that mean. But like Matt was saying,
Starting point is 00:41:23 this lady over here, her hand shot up. So here's how this goes. If I call on you, I'm going to ask you a couple of questions. Don't just blurt out the name you want to say. And then I'll ask you for the name. And then I hope you win that money. With your hand up
Starting point is 00:41:40 and now down like that. Your voice doesn't match your energy at all. Also, your hands stayed up just in case. I love it. What's your name? Jess. Is that short for something? Jessica.
Starting point is 00:41:57 Jessory. Jessica. Jess is short for Samantha. Justifer. Jess is short for Samantha and just you know Jesterfer I didn't I didn't I didn't intend to roast your name and what do you do for a living?
Starting point is 00:42:16 I'm a wedding planner a wedding planner that we're going to make fun of you have you seen the movie The Wedding Planner? I have was it accurate?
Starting point is 00:42:25 I absolutely sleep with all of the people. Oh. I didn't mean that part. Is that your boyfriend? I meant was the wedding planning part accurate, not the extracurricular stuff. Does J-Lo sleep with every
Starting point is 00:42:41 wedding in that movie? She sleeps with a lot of people? She fucks all the husbands? I gotta watch this. I don't remember that. Just like Kegel. Kegel's not your fucking husband. I mean, wives.
Starting point is 00:42:51 Is there an uncut version of the wedding plan? I don't remember that. He gets a mango card in him and it's over. I thought she was very professional. Yeah, but Matthew McConaughey does get a ceramic penis glued to his hand at one point. If I'm thinking of the right movie. That might be
Starting point is 00:43:11 Made in Manhattan. Okay. So, go ahead and tell us, Jessica, what your actress suggestion is. Jennifer Garner. Terrific actress, but not in my wallet. Yeah, even though she's the what's-in-your-wallet lady.
Starting point is 00:43:29 Is that why you thought she might be in my wallet? Oh, sneaky. But no, I didn't put that much thought into it at the time, and it was a long time ago. I hope that when I pull the name out of my wallet, it'll be who I think it is. The arrow energy has been... But I was...
Starting point is 00:43:54 The arrow really moves around the room. I like it. I like the suspense of letting the arrow continue to do its thing. So I'm going to go one more. Lady before Arrow Lady. Yeah, because we all agree that we can't just do Jennifer Garner movies.
Starting point is 00:44:12 Correct. I play along on this game too, so I like to make sure that I'm happy with who we're doing. So what's your name back there, ma'am? And sorry about the ma'am thing.
Starting point is 00:44:22 That's rude. I've seen that happen when someone's like, why did you call me ma'am thing. That's rude. I've seen that happen. Someone's like, why did you call me ma'am? Nice lady. What do you do for a living? That's much better. A social worker. Very cool.
Starting point is 00:44:37 And what's your name again? Michelle. Okay. Michelle, what's your suggestion? Margot Robbie's a terrific suggestion. Not in my wallet. I think we're going to have to go to four names maybe because I really want to try to do this. I want to give this money away because I'm going to end up gambling with it or something.
Starting point is 00:44:57 Margot Robbie is a great one for our purposes. Margot Robbie, Jennifer Garner. I'd almost say that's enough, but I do want to, I want somebody to get this. Try to give away this money. Yeah, so we got to go Arrow Lady. What's your name, Arrow Lady? Savannah. Is that short for anything?
Starting point is 00:45:17 Savannah. Savannah. And what do you do? What do you do, do you do savannah a leader of custodial oh do you sleep with all your clients too she's a lot of clients you sleep with all your curious do you take custody of all your studions do you also magic kingdom like specifically the magic kingdom or do you work more than one park?
Starting point is 00:45:47 Magic Kingdom. Wow. They keep that place clean. You must be a hard worker. Or do you just yell at all the other people? You're the leader. You get out there and clean. Good for you. I don't think any Disney employee won't pick up some garbage if they see it, right?
Starting point is 00:46:03 Isn't that part of the rules? You're supposed to pick it up with your mouth before anybody sees it. Yeah. That's why it's always so clean there. They really have great people. They're just like... You saw nothing. Look away, little boy.
Starting point is 00:46:30 That's why the mascot is a rat. Right. Everyone's just eating garbage. Oh, this is great time to ask you about the cats. The Disney cats. There's like wild cats in the park that eat all the mice, right? Yeah. I always like to have that the park that eat all the mice, right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:46 I always like to have that confirmed. I don't know why. Is that who you're the leader of? Are you the leader of the cats? Like why the hell isn't there a Disney thing? Maybe there is that takes place at Disneyland and it's about the cats, like animated thing about the cats that live there.
Starting point is 00:47:01 They walk the streets of Disneyland overnight and then they have to hide during the day. That's an interesting story. about the cats that live there. They walk the streets of Disneyland overnight, and then they have to hide during the day. That's an interesting story. I would love for that to be like a Gonzo documentary, like the cats of Disneyland.
Starting point is 00:47:15 Disneyland probably wouldn't allow that because that's unpleasant. Kids would be like, Ratatouille! I like the idea, but why doesn't Disney release a movie where cats are just mauling mice? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:29 Animal cruelty. Savannah, what is your suggestion? Susan Sarandon? Susan Sarandon is not a thing to say in polite company. People are really up in arms about Susan Sarandon,
Starting point is 00:47:44 but, you know, terrific actress, and not in my wallet. Yeah, right? I mean, you saw the list in picture, right? Fart Cancer showed you the list? Yeah, the list is live. He's got the list right there on the table. He's adding names to it right now.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Yeah. This is an easy one for you. You don't have to listen to the episode. You're right here like a fucking stenographer. I appreciate that someone named Fart Cancer did that much due diligence. That's amazing. If you spent the same amount of time you spent on that list,
Starting point is 00:48:16 you could have cured Fart Cancer right now. Exactly. It's mostly men holding up their hands now, but there's some women for sure. Is that a woman right there? Yeah, yeah. I said there's some women for sure, but lots of men who are just like,
Starting point is 00:48:33 didn't even listen to me say that I was going to pick women only. Maybe I didn't say that. But either way, I'm just now thinking about maybe picking a man. I follow women to their cars. What the fuck? What that says on his shirt? That's just a general vibe
Starting point is 00:48:50 I get from his face. That guy? He seems nice. Now I have to pick him. Now that you did that to him, I have to choose him. Fair enough. All right.
Starting point is 00:48:59 Here we go. What's your name, dude? I think you have a different vibe, Matt. Drew. All right. Let's, you know, finally a white man. Finally, I can possibly just hand this money over to the patriarchy
Starting point is 00:49:12 and just keep it going. Who do you think is in my wallet, dude? No, let's pick a woman. What? But that was a big swing, big swing. But it's not somebody weird. It's a mainstream actress. Like, I can name Brigitte Nielsen movies,
Starting point is 00:49:33 but I don't think she's been in a mainstream one for 20 years. It's been a long time. Yeah, yeah. Once you, you know, not too far past Rocky IV. So, all right. So I learned my lesson. We're going to go to a lady with the mask on, the black mask in the front. Yeah. What's your name? Danielle. And what do you do, Danielle? I'm a science teacher.
Starting point is 00:49:52 I wish you had said I'm led by her in the custodial department. That'd have been a fun, fun pick, but you also do a very admirable, what was the first word? Oh, science teacher. I caught teacher but forgot the science. What's your suggestion? Sandra Bullock. Sandra Bullock is always a good one. Is she already on your list? I can't believe she's never been said.
Starting point is 00:50:17 She's already on Chris's list. Yeah, see people aren't, they don't have the magical list. So unfortunately this is going to rage on into Miami on Saturday, where the prize will be, now it'll be $380. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:35 I know. It's crazy how long this is going for. I did not intend for it to go this long, but also, wouldn't it be fantastic if somebody eventually won like $1,000? Because it doesn't feel like I'm giving away this money because I feel like I'm just giving away $20 every show I do, which is not too bad.
Starting point is 00:50:52 But who knows how high this is going to go? Probably not higher than I am right now. All right, so we've got Jennifer Garner, Susan Sarandon, Margot Robbie, and Sandra Bullock are the four names. So we'll take turns. You can name a movie that any one of those four is in. I haven't thought of any that more than one of them is in, but that might exist. Where do we start?
Starting point is 00:51:24 I decided Matt won that last game, so we'll start with you, Matt, and then we'll go to Brittany, Steve, me. Go around. If any of you are stuck and can't think of one, you can go to your lifelines, the person whose name tag you chose. So that means that Matt will go to Kyle and Brittany will go
Starting point is 00:51:46 to Steve in movie ticket. And Steve will go for the high anxiety. Start us off, Matt. Speed. Oh, also say the actress that you know, say the actress. Susan Sarandon in Speed.
Starting point is 00:52:03 Yes. Okay, Brittany. Jennifer Garner, 13 going on 30. Right? Yeah. You don't have to say right after each one. I was doubtful. I doubted myself.
Starting point is 00:52:19 If you're wrong, especially since this is your first time on the show, if you get one wrong, I'll let you know that it's wrong and you can pick another one or you can go to your lifeline um you know but just try not to be wrong and then i'm trying won't be a problem you're good so far uh steve margot robbie birds of prey what was that long what was the long title like they eventually just gave up and said let's's call it Birds of Prey, but it was like the emancipation of ignorance. Yeah, it was weird, but I'll take Birds of Prey. Okay, so for me, I'll go Margot Robbie, I, Tanya.
Starting point is 00:53:00 Oh. I'll go Margot Robbie, Wolf of Wall Street. Oh. I'll go Margot Robbie, Wolf of Wall Street. Oh. Hell yeah. It's a wolf in the audience. Clapping away. I'm blanking on the Sandra Bullock movie full title, but it's one of my favorites.
Starting point is 00:53:18 Miss. Oh, don't you say it. I don't want to use the lifeline yet. Yeah, you don't want to. It's a little early for the lifeline. We've got four actresses who collectively are in 700 movies. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:53:33 So many to choose from. Just take a second. There's two of those movies. Yeah. I said it up top. I was like. No, no, I get it, I'm the underdog. I get it.
Starting point is 00:53:46 I get it. So we got Jennifer Garner, Margot Robbie, Susan Sarandon, or Sandy B. And so far, I said I, Tanya, Margot Robbie. What did you say, Matt? Wolf of Wall Street, Margot Robbie. Also Margot Robbie. Would it help if I said I have dementia? No, I mean, I just want you to be able to
Starting point is 00:54:05 participate, so let's go ahead and go to your lifeline, and then maybe sometimes people are in sequels and stuff, so one title will spark another. Kegel. Let's go to the Kegel man. Hang on a second. Wait a second. Hang on. Steven.
Starting point is 00:54:21 Okay, what's your question? Do you want the one you're thinking about? Oh, I see. You're talking to her. I didn't mean to intrude. He wants to know if you want him to finish Miss Blank or if you would like a whole fresh new title because you might think of the rest of Miss Blank down the road.
Starting point is 00:54:41 I might. You know what? Let's do a fresh new title. There you go. I'm not the strong one here. Keep us a freshie, Steve. Brand new. Suicide Squad. Suicide Squad, Margot Robbie? I believe so.
Starting point is 00:54:52 I believe so, yes. Another Susan Salandon classic. You've got to be a confident one. It's quite the team. It's quite the team. I'm worried about the next round. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm worried. So you've used your lif not going to lie to you. I'm worried. So you've used your lifeline, so now it's just a matter of hopefully something will come to you.
Starting point is 00:55:09 Hopefully something falls on my head. It's been a pleasure having you here. Maybe you'll think of something. Steve? Yeah, Sandra Bullock, Miss Congeniality. There it is. See, that's how he likes to play it.
Starting point is 00:55:25 He likes to just take it from her immediately. Ice cold. I knew that was going to happen. There are so many other options, you know. I'm playing for Andy. I mean, you could have said Miss Congeniality 2, armed and fabulous. You could have said that.
Starting point is 00:55:39 And they took them both. You could have said that. Maybe there's a third. Brittany, maybe there's a third. Maybe there's a third. I'm about to make it up. I could pick something else. Let me pick something else. I'm going to go with
Starting point is 00:55:56 Speed 2 Cruise Control. Hell yeah. Willem Dafoe. Nobody's ever had that reaction to hearing that title. It's awful. Yeah, it's not good. But we're back to Matt.
Starting point is 00:56:14 Oh. I'll go Sandra Bullock in Bird Box. I was trying to think of Bird Box, but I thought I might just say it wrong. I kept thinking of a quiet place.
Starting point is 00:56:26 Yeah. They're so simple. Box bird or something. Because that movie is just, it is a quiet place, but with eyes instead of ears. Like you can't see it. That's right.
Starting point is 00:56:35 I feel like it's easier to look away from something than to not make any noises. You know, like, I don't know. But if you look at it accidentally, it kills you. You just glance at it. It's kind of funnier because you kind of... You like that movie? No, not really. It's not better than A Quiet Place.
Starting point is 00:56:55 Yeah, I just didn't hear good things about it, so I never watched it. It's fine. She's got a new one, Sandy B, on the streamers. It's got a generic title, to me anyway. It's like, I don't remember what it is because I haven't seen the movie, so I don't know.
Starting point is 00:57:09 I can't associate what it would be. He gave you the sequel. I mean, if you don't get it now. Wait, what's happening? I was thinking too hard about my next answer. It's my turn. Yes. Here we go. Miss Congeniality, armed and fabulous. No, I'm kidding. Wait, I changed mineeniality armed and fabulous no I'm kidding
Starting point is 00:57:25 wait I changed mine so you can say that you can take it you just have to say part two or two I don't know the exact wording
Starting point is 00:57:35 on that one skate park two what's that skate park two is that what you said no you just have to you can say Miss Congeniality two
Starting point is 00:57:43 okay Miss Congeniality two armed and fabulous armed and fabulous sassy You can say Miss Congeniality 2. Okay, Miss Congeniality 2. Armed and fabulous. Armed and fabulous. Sassy. Listen, I'm leaning on my improv right now. Wasted a lot of money on that shit. That was the most patronizing applause I've ever heard. I needed it, though.
Starting point is 00:57:59 We're all leaning on the word improv right now. All right, so thanks again to the Improv Comedy Club. Yeah. All right. So thanks again to the Improv Comedy Club. Orlando. All right. Steve? Sandra Bullock, Unforgivable. That's what it's called? That's the new one.
Starting point is 00:58:15 See, that's such a forgettable title. It is. Unforgivable. What is she doing that's unforgivable? She got out of prison. She killed somebody and she's trying to get back into life.
Starting point is 00:58:24 She killed a police officer. Well, that's unforgivable. And and she's trying to get back into life. She killed a police officer. Well, that's unforgivable. And then she's trying to reconnect with her kid. It absolutely is. It's a forgettable title, but appropriate. Why? Well, so she just accidentally killed a police officer, right? She didn't just go out and kill a cop.
Starting point is 00:58:37 According to the trailer, it was intentional. I have not watched the movie. Did he cheat on her? Because I'm uninterested. Yeah. Unforgivable. Yeah. All right. Unforgivable. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:58:48 Unforgivable. Good answer. I'll go Susan Sarandon, Thelma and Louise. Yeah. Why the hell not? That's my favorite Sarandon joint. That's a good one. Margot Robbie, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.
Starting point is 00:59:02 Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Get to see her dirty feet. Highlight. Yeah. She really puts them up there. I can't have another lifeline.
Starting point is 00:59:18 I can't ask Kegel. I mean, I kind of want to make you to a team because you're still not going to win. I know. I know. Yeah, let's go back to Steven. You better buy me a mango card after this. Let's go, Steven. Steven movie ticket.
Starting point is 00:59:30 Blindside. Blindside. Yes. You won the Oscar for that one. Good. Yeah. Sandy B. Sandy B.
Starting point is 00:59:37 Kegel, you want to sit on the stool? Kegel, yes. Kegel's like, yeah, clap for me. I did it. I did it. About your six hours ago. We got all kinds of stools up here if you want to join us. Yeah, there's plenty of room.
Starting point is 00:59:47 Stools on stools on stools on stools. Yeah. I did that one time when Bert Kreischer was on the show. I said, well, let's just have the lifeline just stand with the contestants and just help them the entire time. And, you know, he still didn't win, I don't think. But I don't remember. Yeah, you're making a real run. There's so many more left to go. What do you think uh who's it on steven that's on me yes uh susan sarandon
Starting point is 01:00:11 bull durham yes that's correct i just feel like i wish I was anywhere but here. Susan Sarandon. I love it here. Don't get me wrong. Matt? Susan Sarandon, Bad Moms 2. Oh, look at you with the Bad Moms 2. She comes in, she's like a grandma or something, right?
Starting point is 01:00:41 Oh, it's Bad Moms Christmas. You're out. What? No. I'm kidding. It just takes place during Christmas. I think, it's Bad Mom's Christmas. You're out. What? No. I'm kidding. It just takes place during Christmas. I think it's called Bad Mom's Christmas. I really do.
Starting point is 01:00:52 They might have even made three of them. There might be Bad Mom's 2 and Bad Mom's Christmas. I don't know for sure. I also don't care. And I don't know which one Susan Sarandon is in. She said, we're going to move on to Britney. Susan Sarandon, Bad Mom's Christmas, we're going to move on to Brittany. Susan Sarandon, Bad Moms Christmas. Oh, sneaky.
Starting point is 01:01:08 Hold on. I let you have this. Did it not happen to me? I don't know if she was in that one, but I'm going to take it because it's a great answer. What goes around comes around. It's called Bad Moms 2. Feel like a comeback.
Starting point is 01:01:20 Sandra Bullock, Gravity. Yes. How did we? How could we? How could we? Why would you? Yeah. I even, you know, prep for tonight. You know, I went into my lab and I drank some love potion number nine.
Starting point is 01:01:36 Ooh. Sandra Bullock. That's a deep pull. Matt? This is a definite Susan Sarandon movie, The Client. Yep. She was not in The Client 2. The Client Christmas.
Starting point is 01:01:52 The Client Christmas. All right, Brittany. I feel like I'm here for moral support for Matt and Steve. I think so, but let's hear it for Brittany. She did a terrific job. Thanks. I've got to brush up on my movies. Yeah, or just live your life less nerdy.
Starting point is 01:02:13 We're out there nerding it up all the time. That's why we know this shit. Steve? Sandra Bullock, 28 Days. I'd like the answer now, please. No, you will wait. That was that rehab movie she was in directed by Betty Thomas
Starting point is 01:02:30 um what else can we go early uh early Sandy B I'll try hmm or Jennifer Garner oh this is a great chance for me to mention a movie that I've never watched and I never will.
Starting point is 01:02:48 Because it's called Butter. And it's about Jennifer Garner's in a butter carving competition. And I like butter, but I do not like big, huge pieces of it carved into something cute. Which is basically what I am, right? cute. Just basically what I am, right? Okay, Matt?
Starting point is 01:03:12 I forgot Jennifer Garner was part of this. Yeah, right? There's so many Jennifer Garners dangling out there. I guess I should remind everybody who we're dealing with. Jennifer, Margo, Susan, or Sandra? Daredevil. Of course. Speaking of blindness.
Starting point is 01:03:31 Sandra Bullock, The Proposal. Wait, hang on a second, Steve. We'll go to Brittany for a comment each time it's her turn. Because you were trying to say something. What were you saying? I was saying I know Jennifer Garner's dating history better than her movie history. See, that's perfect. We'll get one of those from you each time.
Starting point is 01:03:47 All right, now, Steve. Sandra Bullock, The Proposal. Yes. Very good. People are excited and disappointed. The smattering of applause. A real mixed reaction to that one. All right.
Starting point is 01:04:00 I'm going to go. Oh, my God. This is so funny. What did you say earlier when you said Suicide Squad? Yeah, so I'll say The Suicide Squad. Margot Robbie. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:18 You know, as soon as Brandon hasn't been in enough stuff, I'll say a movie that we said earlier, Practical Magic. Yeah, that came up earlier. Sandra Bullock, very good. Britney. The Miss Congeniality.
Starting point is 01:04:34 No, I'm kidding. It's actually the prequel. Steve. Lifeline. He's going to his lifeline. I know. Holy crap, what's happening? Did not expect this to happen.
Starting point is 01:04:46 Steve's lifeline is anxiety. What do you got for him? Susan Sarandon, Rocky Horror Picture Show. Oh, Susan Sarandon, Rocky Horror Picture Show. My favorites! So good, yeah, very well done. Lots of people had that one in their head, and were like, just say it.
Starting point is 01:05:08 And the anxiety, want to switch teams? I can't stand the anticipation. It's just a jump to the left. All right, so I'm going to say Susan Sarandon is in a movie that I recommend for any Susan Sarandon is in a movie that I recommend for any Susan Sarandon pervs out there. If you're into her in that
Starting point is 01:05:30 way. I am. She does a thing with lemons. It's called Atlantic City. Somebody in the audience was shocked by that. Matt? My favorite Sandra Bullock movie, A Time to Kill. Yeah. I was thinking of that one too? My favorite Sandra Bullock movie, A Time to Kill.
Starting point is 01:05:45 Yeah. I was thinking of that one, too. That's a good pull. Brittany? Susan Sarandon and the Intimate Lemon. It's animated, actually. That sounds like the lemon started it. Steve?
Starting point is 01:06:04 I'm embarrassed to say I'm out, man. I know. I know. This is embarrassing. And we're killing it. That's a real shame. My hubris has come back to bite me. Yeah, this is like in fights. They both have to be so cocky about how they're going to win.
Starting point is 01:06:22 But then one of them has to be like, I didn't win. One of them has to be a real loser. Yeah. But you had a good run there. Let's hear it for Stephen Miller, everybody. Do you ever use Stephen just to keep people off of the Steve Miller thing? When I'm feeling professional, I'll
Starting point is 01:06:39 go Stephen. Okay. And also, I was really looking forward to you taking a long time with an answer but you usually would just spit it out because I was going to say you know time keeps on turning into the future Steve. Tick tock tick.
Starting point is 01:06:56 Do do do do. And out they come. I didn't get a chance. You held it together for like 55 minutes and I'm proud of you for that. Yeah. I really held it together and thank you for being 55 minutes, and I'm proud of you for that. Yeah, I really held it together, and thank you for being here. But Matt and I have to finish this off. Matt, you are the winner, but I still want to see if you can beat me. So my next movie is going to be Susan Sarandon.
Starting point is 01:07:20 This is not me judging her or attacking her. It's the name of the movie. Susan Sarandon is the meddler. Sandra Bullock in While You Were Sleeping. Oh. Sandra Bullock in Oceans 8. Oh, shit. That's right.
Starting point is 01:07:39 Yes, it's right. That's right. That's why I said it. There are so many more Sandra Bullock movies. Yeah, let's go. That's right. That's why I said it. There are so many more Sandra Bullock movies. Yeah, let's go. Ooh. Sandra Bullock in... Oh, just thought of one.
Starting point is 01:07:50 Murder by Numbers. Oh, that's right. Sandra Bullock in Two Weeks Notice. Fuck you. I'm sorry. I love movies. Just in the presence of two titans. Just two titans back and forth trading blows. I love movies. Just in the presence of two Titans. Damn it. Just two Titans back and forth trading blows.
Starting point is 01:08:07 This is impressive. Kyle, what you got? Oh, he's going to his lifeline. Hang on a second. I got to relish this moment. This is so exciting that he has to go to Kyle. And Kyle, of course, has one. What do you got, Kyle?
Starting point is 01:08:20 Sandra Bullock, Forces of Nature. Sandra Bullock, Forces of Nature with Ben Affleck. Yeah. It's true. Sandra Bullock, Forces of Nature. Sandra Bullock, Forces of Nature with Ben Affleck. Yeah. It's true. Here's one I'm shocked no one's picked up. Jennifer Garner in Juno. Oh.
Starting point is 01:08:36 Yeah. And we're back to Matt. Is it over, Matt? I think it's over. Yeah, I'm going to go ahead and bow out. You did a great job. Oh, thank you. Yeah, you too. Fantastic.
Starting point is 01:08:45 Let's hear it for Matt Fernandez. Let me see if I can think of one more. That's the end of that. Nope, I can't. What did you think of? The Minion movie. Minions. It's called Minions.
Starting point is 01:09:04 She's the bad guy. All right, you're still in. Okay, so... Oh, shit. I like that I gave you a run for your money. I can take that home with me. You did real good. But let's see.
Starting point is 01:09:21 Margot Robbie and... I know there's a good one I'm missing for her. Oh, you just thought of something else? I did. Holy shit. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah, I'm just really like, I don't want to I don't want to take up too much of anybody's time. Everybody's time. But Matt, like I said, you are the winner. And yeah. The bag goes to Andy. Let's do some plugs. Starting with you, Matt Fernandez.
Starting point is 01:09:59 What would you like to promote? Yeah, I'll be at Carolina Comedy Club in Myrtle Beach January 5th and 6th, I think. First week of January. Look up the dates. You can go to my website. MattFernandezWorld.com. Follow me on Twitter at Fat Fernandez. I'm on Instagram now at
Starting point is 01:10:15 IamMattFernandez. I just traded in my flip phone. I'm really taking advantage of life. That's so exciting. Because I really have tried to tag you on your shows. And I'm like, he's not even on Instagram? That's weird. All right.
Starting point is 01:10:32 Well, welcome to Instagram. Yes. And thank you, Matt Fernandez. Thanks, Doug. Brittany Brave, what would you like to plug? Brittany Brave on Instagram. Britt Brave on Twitter. And I'm based in Miami.
Starting point is 01:10:43 I'm at the Miami Improv this Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday. Saturday night and Sunday night. And yeah. Shit, sorry. Come hang. Tried to give the prizes to the wrong person. I really want them to have it. They drove so far.
Starting point is 01:10:56 Congratulations, Kyle. It's such good size. Kyle wins all the time. That's all he does is win. He's been up on stage playing Last Man with us and he's great at this stuff. So congratulations to Kyle and his classic Kyle M for Murder
Starting point is 01:11:11 name tag that he's brought to 15 shows now, I think. Did you get all your stuff in, Brittany? Yep. Okay, great. I was wandering around while you were talking. Apologies. Steve Miller. I'm Steve Miller, 813 on everything, including my website. I'm going to be at SideSplitters Comedy Club the first week of February.
Starting point is 01:11:30 And I write a regular cannabis column for the Creative Loafing. So you can go to cltampa.com and read all about my adventures with marijuana. Yeah. Yay. I want you to be on all of my podcasts. This is great. You can come on Getting Doug with High, Wide World of Dugs, and of course, return to Doug Loves Movies if you so wish.
Starting point is 01:11:50 I have to redeem myself. I'm embarrassed. Right. Well, you know, and Brittany, I'm going to have you back again if you'd like to. Yes. I think I have to watch approximately 900 movies. You just need to, like, when you leave tonight, just start watching movies. And yeah, let me know.
Starting point is 01:12:04 Keep me posted on your progress. I am going to be doing Doug Lowe's movies at SF Sketch Fest in San Francisco in January. Go to sfsketchfest.com for more info about that. Thanks everybody for coming out.
Starting point is 01:12:20 Always love coming to Orlando and going to Disney World and not SeaWorld. And then... It sounded like you said Nazi World. Yeah. I go to...
Starting point is 01:12:37 You know, if you've only got a couple days, Disneyland and Nazi World. You don't have to fuck with SeaWorld. You don't have to... You thought the Magic Kingdom was clean. SeaWorld's actually meaner than NaziWorld. Yeah. I mean, yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:49 Because, you know, everybody's fine with a bunch of Nazis in captivity. Like, them swimming around in little tanks is no big deal. Everybody's, like, feeding the Nazis and just, like, ha-ha-ha-ha-hile. Just having a great time with the fucking... Swallow fish whole. Wet Nazis. That's right swallow fish hole. Wet Nazis. It's right where they belong. All right.
Starting point is 01:13:08 One more time for all my guests, Steve Miller, Brittany Brave, and Matt Fernandez. As always, because you can never tell, there just might be a gremlin in your house. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess
Starting point is 01:13:27 makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you cause Doug loves movies.

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