Doug Loves Movies - Burning Love
Episode Date: January 31, 2013Doug welcomes actors from the web series "Burning Love," Jerry O'Connell, June Diane Raphael, Adam Scott, Martin Starr, Natasha Leggero, and Erica Oyama.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.co...m/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seats with 50-edged popcorn kernels in his teeth.
There's still not one that he won't see, but Doug loves police! Hey everybody
Hey
My name is Doug and I'm an alcoholic
Yeah
Yeah it's been My name is Doug, and I'm an alcoholic. Yeah!
Yeah, it's been... This is day 31 of...
I'll talk about that in a second.
I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies,
coming to you from the Nerd Melt Theater
at Meltdown Comics in Hollywood
on Thursday, January 31st, 2 Oceans 13.
Yeah, I did it.
At midnight tonight, I'm going to drink.
Yeah.
I don't think I'll be up that late,
so I've got a friend who's just going to watch me
and at midnight pour alcohol in my face.
Not even try to wake me up first.
I really wish I could have gotten drunk
for last Tuesday's show.
Since last Jeff and Pete and TJ spoke
and I listened,
I went to Disneyland.
Yeah.
Because I deserve some happiness
after that show. So I just went to Disneyland. Yeah. Because I deserve some happiness after that show.
So I just went for it.
I went on like a two-day Disney visit and had a great time.
And thanks to everyone that works there that I ran into that I listen to the podcast and just happened to be there the same day.
And we'd have a short, awkward chat and then move on with our days.
And the Cars Land in California,
Disney's California Adventure,
is actually really cool.
And especially the ride,
the Radiator Springs Racers,
is a nifty ride.
So I'm excited about the future
of cartoons being turned into rides.
I might never live down or forget the letdown that was the Winnie the Pooh attraction.
Replacing my beloved country bear jamboree.
That I sat through every time I went to Disneyland as a kid, even though it wasn't that great.
And I knew the whole thing by heart.
I'd still go every time, sit there and watch it.
There's blood all around.
Guy sings a really slow song about blood.
Attention, Bay Area of California people.
I'm trying to fill the Benson movie interruption
of the first Twilight
at the 1400 seat Castro
Theater on
February 9th at 420.
So to help
fill those 1400 seats, I've revealed
that Zach Galifianakis will be there, Patton
Oswalt will be there, along with
two other interrupters, so I'm going to
leak them slowly, and one of them
is the one and only Greg Barron.
So that's Greg and Zach and Patton.
Yeah.
Applause for that, you guys.
Drive five hours north on February 9th
and check it out yourselves.
There's going to be seats.
I mean, 1,400 seats.
Jesus.
Holy crap.
All right.
Oh, and one more thing I want to mention before we get into this great show we've got tonight.
Oh, sketchfest.com, sfsketchfest.com for tickets.
And then Traverse City, Michigan, the Winter Comedy Fest is happening February 13th through 16th.
And I'll be the 15th and 16th doing stand-up shows.
One night I'm with Todd Berry.
Another night, I'm with T.J. Miller.
And our show is opposite of Pete Holmes,
so there's obviously a very easy decision people have to make.
And then also Michael Moore will stop by and say,
"'My dee-ad.'"
Let's look in the prize bag, you guys.
I am extremely...
I know I admonished my guests for
speaking off mic, but I just started to say,
I am extremely excited about
this particular gift bag because
it's got a
calendar thing for your desk
that I'll
explain more about in a second.
And it's got a bag of
fresh-packed salted peanuts
in the shells.
And they point out that
peanuts are a gluten-free food.
So that's exciting.
And this is
one of the better things
I've ever given away
in one of these shows.
Today I was in the carnival section
of Disney's California Adventure,
and I sat down and played a carnival game
and took home...
Bullseye from Toy Story!
I mean, I don't...
I'm not that into stuffed animals,
but this one...
This one is adorable.
This is a cute horse with no genitals.
None of those giant horse genitals to deal with.
So somebody's gonna win that.
And also,
a person is going to win
The premiere
I told some of you
That this is going to be a cast show tonight
And so
Someone and their guest
Stick around after the show
Make sure we get your information
But someone and their guest is going to attend the premiere
Next Tuesday night
At Paramount Here in Hollywood of season 2
of the program the web series burning love so please welcome June Diane
Raphael Erica Yama Martin star Natasha Leg, Adam Scott, and Jerry O'Connell.
You can leave that one open, that's fine.
I think this is often the case these days.
We have not a no-show.
He was a I'll-get-there-if-I-can person,
and he couldn't get here, so kind of a no-show.
Is there another way to put it?
That's Adam Scott.
He's a busy man is a good way to put it.
He has not shown.
Doug, we have more gifts These special underwear
Which has the air dates
Of Burning Love
No no no
These undies
This is for a film
That I did with Casey Wilson
That we wrote and starred in
That just premiered at Sundance
It's called Ask Backwards.
And so you brought some promotional undies
from that.
They're gently used.
Very gently used.
So do you want to toss those into the crowd?
Yeah.
I wish we had an underwear gun.
Oh, wow. Front row.
She's going to get married next.
Any gun.
Okay, come on.
Girls only on this.
Seriously.
People just love free shit.
Yeah, dudes will just grab it anyway.
Let me have that underwear.
And then let me have the pair that you were wearing, Jerry.
That's going in the prize bag.
I'm going to put those on the horse.
The touch, the feel of
cotton.
So that's Jerry O'Connell,
everybody.
By the way,
I'll be going for victory number six.
This will be my sixth time on your podcast,
and I've won all five times.
You always win.
I believe that's a record.
It probably is. If only there was right. I believe that's a record. I think.
Probably is.
If only there was someone keeping track of that kind of shit.
Doug's short-term memory is a little blown.
Yeah.
All of my memory is a little blown.
Hey, I have a question about your Twitter.
Oh, please.
You have 420 followers.
Do you do that on purpose?
You follow 420 people. Do you do that on purpose You follow 420 people
Do you do that on purpose
Do you know how many times
I get that question
Do you know how much shit
My other followers
Give the person
Who asked that question
For being so dumb
And naive
As to think
I would just happen
To be following 420 people
Well I mean
I think it's a reasonable question
I'm just saying
That people will give you shit about it
Someone is going to tweet you as soon as they hear this
About how dumb you are
I just thought it was a coincidence
And I thought I'd mention it
I appreciate it
Oh gosh, Doug, do you remember when we
Every time the Super Bowl comes around, I think about you
Do you remember when I left you hanging? You do know
that there's other guests on the show. I know, I'm sorry.
It's not Doug and Jerry reminisce
about that one time they worked
together for a day. Doug and I were
working for VH1 and we went to
Super Bowl Press Day. It's where all the
players are paraded in front of
people, journalists, people
from the press. And
Doug and I were working for vh1 and doing stuff
and doug was like we're gonna go out there and we're gonna ask crazy questions and it's gonna
be a lot of fun and and once i saw those large muscular players i totally froze and got really
nervous sitting in a booth like a like they're in a dunking booth or something yeah and and if you
ask the wrong question you're gonna get fucked you're like they're gonna tackle you i was i was really scared i was hiding in back of you and you were like dude come on you
gotta back me up we're we're doing this together and i was like doug this is all you i'm too
frightened i wanted to be like why why is that stoner and the kid from stand by me asking these
ridiculous questions i'm sorry i don't think any of them knew who either of us were a couple of
them said hi to us. A couple guys were
fans of your work. No, listen,
a lot of guys came up to you and were like,
yo, man, super high me, man.
That was a funny-ass
movie, man. You funny
guy. I get a lot of that now that
a lot of football players have long hair.
I always
think, why aren't people grabbing at that shit?
June Diane Raphael is here, everybody,
of the aforementioned Ask Backwards.
And the centerpiece, is that the right word?
Like this season on Burning Love.
I prefer star.
The star.
The star.
Last season, you were just one of the bachelorettes trying to get the
bachelor and this season you're the girl that all the guys are going after look it's who i am you
know and uh so how well let's move down the line here and ask more well let's talk about that time Jerry and I were at the Super Bowl together.
I said, because it was in Tampa,
and I said, my go-to question
was to ask the guys,
even if you lose,
you're probably still going to go to Disney World, right?
It's right over there.
And I pointed in the direction of Disney World.
All right.
Wait, I'm confused about what your job was at this event.
It was ridiculous.
They were just like, you guys will crash press day and ask silly questions.
But everyone is asking serious questions to the guys that are about to play in the Super Bowl a few days later.
And we're just trying to be silly.
And it was rough.
Well, the funniest was all the people for the large corporation we were working for
kept pulling me aside and going, do you think Doug is high?
And I was like, listen, I'm not a betting man, but yeah, I think he is, yes.
What was the corporation?
It was a large corporation that's a network whose initials are VH and one.
Yeah, and the company's initials are VIACOM.
What does that stand for?
Erica.
Am I pronouncing it right?
Oyama?
That's right.
That's right.
Erica Oyama is here, everybody.
Who, you know, I get high before I do my research,
and so it's really not, I'm probably not even looking at anything related
to your show and why you're here, but I'm pretty
sure that you directed,
co-wrote, wrote by yourself
all of these
yes
the whole season
yes
and last season
and last season
and the next one
and the next one
you're probably
contractually obligated
right
for season three
wait you're a woman
and you didn't
co-write this
be quiet Martin Wait, you're a woman and you didn't co-write this?
Be quiet, Martin.
In other words, do your thing.
And Erica, you appear in last season?
Just for like one second.
And it was a mistake.
What? Cast someone else and it was a mistake. What?
Cast someone else.
It was like freezing. I was playing a drunk girl and I was like in this dress outside in the cold.
It was not good. But it was brief.
So that's good.
Hey Natasha, use
your microphone voice.
She also played a blind woman.
We shot a sizzle reel for it before we did the real thing. You were really good in that. I played a blind woman. We shot a sizzle reel for it before we did the real thing.
But you were really good in that.
I played a blind woman before Carla Gallo came and did it for season one.
Much better.
Did you audition yourself?
And then not give yourself the part?
I didn't realize that we had a real sort of production budget.
I was like, I'll just bring props and stuff.
And they're like, no, we have an art department and stuff.
I was like, I got some crackers in the back of my car.
And the director couldn't be here tonight.
No.
Because that is...
That's Ken Marino.
Ken Marino.
Also star.
I was so excited that there was a point
where he was going to be here.
And I even tweeted about it.
Is that why I got invited this morning?
It's been an endless booking experience.
Because every day there would be something different would happen.
And then we arrived at this.
I'm sorry.
So sorry. No, I'm saying this. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
No, I'm saying this. I put together a great show.
Despite it all. I'm very happy
about it.
But Natasha Leggero's here, you guys.
And I just want everyone in
show business to know that she's available
same day.
It's an important thing in a performer.
Same day, pants off.
That's how you got the gig on Burning Love, right?
Yeah.
But you do appear in season two.
That's why you got the last minute request. It's because I didn't realize you were in season two until recently.
Oh, thanks. Like this morning. Okay. But didn't realize you were in season two until recently. Oh, thanks.
Like this morning.
Okay.
But you are back for more
in season two.
Yes, I reprise.
Is it reprise my role?
Is that what they say
in the theater?
Sure.
As the pantsless whore.
PW.
And you...
Yes, I'm in it.
Are still pantsless.
No, I'm not.
Oh. Oh, am I not supposed to say that? That's. No, I'm not. Oh.
Oh, am I not supposed
to say that?
That's a twist
we probably shouldn't
have revealed.
Pantsless whore
has a new
style this season.
Let's just say
she's got a whole new attitude.
Oh, all right.
So you would like it.
Okay.
I'm in.
All right.
I can't wait to see it.
And then we have
some bachelors
that are competing
to win June's hand,
starting with, let's go to you, Martin Starr, everybody.
Hello, Doug.
I told Adam Scott that if he could get here by 845 to do it
because I wanted Jerry to have some competition
in the Leonard Maltin game because he's pretty good at it.
Now back to Martin.
Your expectations are pretty low for the rest of us.
You're pretty good at it, right?
I'm not that good at it.
If it's rom-coms, you know your rom-coms.
I do know my rom-coms.
So I might have thrown some of those in there.
Like in the serial killer category,
there might be one.
And Martin was just on
the show a couple, like
recently, a couple weeks ago. Yeah, you can't get enough
of me. I cannot get enough
of you. Because you become more loquacious
with each visit. I don't know if you noticed.
And eventually you'll be like a guest who talks
some.
Let's not get our hopes up.
I'm so bad at this game.
It's not you, it's me.
I'd rather just sit here
and watch it all go by
than show how terrible I am at it.
But I'm here for conversation.
Hi, how are you guys?
And you brought
A burning love
Desk calendar
Well it's not
I didn't bring it
Somebody else brought it
And I'll claim
Responsibility for it
Yeah Erica
Can you show the
Audience
It's three
It's a magnet
It's a magnet
That's got a calendar on it
12 months
The tiniest numbers
You'll ever see
It has both
2012 and 2013
In case you like Wanted to go back And look at 2012 days It was a good year on it. 12 months. The tiniest numbers you'll ever see. It has both 2012 and 2013.
In case you wanted to go back and look at
2012 dates. It was a good year.
I wouldn't mind. July on.
So here it is.
Have we said when it's
going to be available? Season 2
will be on Valentine's Day.
So that's the 14th of February.
It is. Is there a certain Day. So that's the 14th of February. It is.
Is there a certain time of day that's going to happen?
Well, it's the internet, so at midnight.
Midnight, okay.
Oh, so midnight.
You're committed.
Yeah.
And then it runs every week.
There's one or two episodes.
Is that how it runs?
Yeah. I think the first day we'll have two.
And twice a week, ongoing.
Oh, twice a week.
Okay.
Yeah.
Very nice.
And that's going to be awesome.
Do you guys, Jerry, did you, how'd you do?
I know your brother.
Did you get a lot of tips from your brother?
It's so funny.
Ironically enough, I went to the actual real bachelor house
before we started shooting Burning Love.
And it's such a surreal place.
It's just like, I mean, I got there late.
I got there at 11 p.m.
I had to tape something else there.
And at 11 p.m. I thought everyone would be asleep,
but that's when the alcohol comes out at these places.
And they just, they want to sleep-deprive people
and make them just as wacky as possible.
And it was, there were so many cameras and so many monitors.
And I went to the headquarter room or i guess uh you know the the central uh editing bay and it was just
like you see people making out and some people throwing up and it was just it was such a crazy
experience and i said to the assistant who was walking me around i said hey i'm going to work
on a show called Burning Love
it's an internet show and she went
oh yeah we all know what that is we all go watch it
when we go home
and I said well you know we kind of
make fun of this and she was like yeah good good good
it was
surreal so I did my research for this role
I can't speak for the rest of
my cast but yeah I did my research for this role. I can't speak for the rest of my cast.
But yeah, I did
extensive research for
my role.
Doug?
This question's for everybody. Isn't it fun to do
a parody of something that
you almost just have to come up with
your own version of it rather than
trying to be crazier
than the actual thing.
Does that make sense, that question?
Like the thing itself is
already a parody of itself in a way?
In a way it is, yeah. It's almost like
you're just doing fan fiction of The Bachelor.
That's my favorite way it's ever been put.
But it's
a great way to think about it. But also it's funnier because it's intentionally funny and. But it's... Yeah, but also it's funnier
because it's intentionally funny
and you don't have to sit through all those parts.
That's what I hate about reality now
is that it really isn't as much fun
as people that are doing their own versions of it.
Yeah!
Movies. Let's talk about movies
Martin what movie
you and Chris Evans were on the show
together because you just did a movie together
and none of us
you or Chris or myself
bothered to mention that while you were on
the show about
oh shit Adam Scott.
He interrupts my time with Martin when he's here, when he's not here.
That's right.
You've been stepping all over Martin all night.
Continue.
Yeah, we'll be with you in a second, Adam.
Martin, what's the name of the movie
you did with Chris Evans
it's called a many splintered thing
I think we did mention it last time
I don't think we mentioned it at all
I don't think it came up
it's many months many months if not
well many many months from coming out
probably
listen I didn't I'm not producing the thing
would you put it at a year
I don't know because I'm not producing the thing. Would you put it at a year?
I don't know because I'm not as involved as...
Enough gotcha questions, June.
Everyone's here just to relax
and be honest about things.
You know, Jerry O'Connell style.
He was saying some shit out in the parking lot.
I was like, this is awesome.
How honest he is.
Adam Scott is here!
Hey!
Straight from the set
of his new project, Popcorn Hair.
Right, of what?
Popcorn Hair.
That's right.
Did you drive over here with the top down? Is that what hair. That's right. Did you drive over here with the top down?
Is that what happened?
That's right.
I actually sawed the top
off of my car
before I could move.
Are you and John Ralphio
having a highest hair competition?
That's right.
Thanks for making it over here.
Jerry O'Connell is terrific
at the Leonard Maltin game.
Yeah, that's true.
We've never been on together, but I've listened to Jerry many times.
And I'm not intimidated, but I'm sure I'll lose.
But I think I might win.
There you go.
What movies have you seen lately, June?
Especially if you got something you could recommend.
We'll come back to you.
Erica?
Have you had time to go to the movies?
I haven't gone to a movie in a while.
Screeners?
Perks of Being a Wallflower?
Yes.
It's very good.
Snubbed by that.
And I saw... We gotta get a microphone in front of Natasha
because she has a specific noise review of that.
What'd you think of Perks of...
Perks of Being a Southern Beast.
Okay.
Southern Wild didn't like that one either.
Didn't like the...
I just don't...
Maybe I don't like...
I don't know why I'm on this podcast.
I rented Gigi. That's know why I'm on this podcast. I rented Gigi.
That's exactly why you're on this podcast.
I was like, I'll have her on one where there's six people.
That way she won't have to talk about movies.
I liked, I didn't like that one.
I like Bridesmaids.
Silver Linings.
Okay. No, I rented. Recent. I saw bride things. Silver linings. Okay.
No, I rented...
Recent?
I saw Gigi.
I just rented that.
It's from the 1960s.
Just to get dressed and do your hair like her?
I do my hair in a movie sometimes, yeah.
Well, that's cool.
Let's talk to a boy.
Old school.
Let's talk to a boy.
Well, I think guys Are more into movies
Than girls
It's a pretty
I think it's true
Pretty smart thing
To say in front of a crowd
That's
Got a lot of chicks
A lot of broads
A lot of broads out there
This is not the average broad
No it's true
This one here
This one right here has got a beard.
These are exceptional broads.
Did you come down because you're part of
Martin Starr's Long Hair Beard Club?
Hey, you made it.
Did we get an answer out of you, Jerry?
You been to the movies lately?
Are you too busy with the twins?
And by that I don't mean Rebecca I saw Lincoln
Why do you sound so apologetic about it?
Because movies are three hours now.
Yeah, it's a long-ass movie.
Just, you know, I mean, yes, it was great.
It was very factual.
Thank you, Martin.
But, you know, it just seemed like people were arguing
in Old English, and I didn't know what was happening.
And then every now and then, like, you know,
Daniel Day-Lewis' silhouette would go,
you know, one time my mama told me
that if people with frogs fought in the pond,
then one of them would have to jump out eventually.
And, like, then the scene would end
and then it would be, like, people in wigs going,
you cannot do this, Sal, you cannot do this.
And he'd go, well, one time I was with my cousin
and we were skipping across the pond and
i'm not gonna sit here for this one guy gets mad that he starts into a story like i'm tired of your
stories it was just and then like he he tells these stories and it's supposed to be wisdom i
mean i i did fall asleep for a second but then i popped back up up. Yeah, you popped up at like, who's been shot?
Which theater is this? I got confused
because they show the son watching
some other play. The family
was out at a bunch of plays the day
that Lincoln was shot, and
they all go to separate theater just in
case. Because if they didn't
have Secret Service, they just had
let's not all go somewhere together
and uh anyway i got confused by that the first time i saw it because i was drunk but then i saw
it again now i get it you know what i just saw recently free the slaves here we go black history
month you guys starts at midnight speaking of black history month i just saw my first Tyler Perry movie.
Everybody remembers where they were when they saw their first
Tyler Perry movie.
I'm holding out until marriage.
I guess it was the most recent one
where he's in witness protection.
Medea's witness protection.
Medea's in witness protection.
You just read the title
and you really don't have to go.
You could just, oh, she would be crazy in that situation.
You know what, though?
Here's what.
I was pleasantly surprised
at how great he was as Medea.
That's a wonderful, joyful, charming character. I loved her. I loved Medea. That's a wonderful, joyful, charming character. I loved her.
I loved
Medea. Have you seen any of the
You haven't seen any of the movies.
I've seen him.
I've seen him. The movies are terrible, but that
character is
so beautiful.
So sweet. I loved her.
But I also loved, I saw Jack and Jill
and I fell in love with Jill
so I think I have a soft spot
for like
giant sketch
male characters
in drag
I do
I just do
so you love all
every version of Hairspray
that's correct
cause every
every one of those
has to have a guy
why couldn't it be
played by a woman
once
the first guy it was like a fun gimmick then the next time it's like oh we're still gonna have a guy. Why couldn't it be played by a woman? The first guy, it was like a fun gimmick.
Then the next time, it's like,
oh, we're still going to have a woman play this.
Okay, all right.
Sounds solid.
Well, because Divine was a man.
It's not broke, why fix it?
Look at that.
What's everybody...
All the fellas on the panel are suddenly
interested in something in the front row.
Well, there's a party down.
Oh, my.
She just happens to be wearing a pink bow tie.
She's wearing a party down pink tie and a tuxedo shirt.
You think it's for the show?
I think that's just how she dresses.
Because she's got catering in her lap.
She brought some sort of food.
What is that?
Cupcakes.
Cupcakes.
All right.
So that's going to be her name tag.
So if one of you dicks doesn't
pick her,
one of you
better. Yeah. Who have I
talked to about movies yet? We've got to get into the
next part of the show, but I always like to
ask everybody. Hi.
Have you seen anything?
I saw a movie in Sundance called
Toys House, and that was
really good.
There you go.
No, no.
It's by, well, Megan and Nick are both in it.
Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally.
And it's directed by Jordan Vogt Roberts.
Mm-hmm.
And that's all.
I know that dude.
Yeah?
All right. Yeah, he did Successful Alcoholics
with T.J. Miller and
what's her name?
Lucy Kaplan.
Lucy Kaplan, yeah.
Yeah, that was great.
And this movie was really good as well.
Yeah, that guy's good.
All right.
I just watched a movie today, actually,
that was great,
called Undefeated,
a documentary about baseball.
Really good, yeah. You saw that? It was terrific. Really good. a documentary about a baseball really good yeah you saw that it was terrific it seems like a lot like you have to sit down to it and be ready for i watched it in 15
like a little bit like medea goes to jail and medea witness protection like you just got to
prepare yeah it's very emotional and you don't have to give a shit about football to enjoy it.
Maybe you should just wait for Medea Coaches Football to come out.
That's great.
But that is a cool movie and a good recommendation.
People are always asking me for documentary recommendations,
and I'm happy to give them because as long as the subject's interesting,
it's hard to fail the documentary.
They only come out if they film some stuff that was pretty awesome.
You know what I mean?
Not too many documentaries come out and go,
you know what, this turned out to be really boring,
but let's go ahead and look at the day in the life of a factory worker in real time.
About Undefeated is they must have
started shooting it
having no idea
Just hoping that
something great
would happen.
Yeah, and it did.
It totally happened.
Yeah.
I just watched
a 16-hour
Beatles documentary.
Okay, first of all,
it was not that long.
It was.
It was.
It took me like two weeks.
Oh, okay.
How long it took you to watch it?
No, it's 16 hours, but it was really great.
And it was by the Yoko Ono estate, so it only deals with the music for like...
So the running time is 16 hours?
Well, it's like eight DVDs, and some of them are like two hours.
It's the one that the three living Beatles made in the 90s, in 95.
It's 2003, I think.
Really? I think it was...
I think if it's the same one...
Oh, let the games begin!
But it was so
good. It's
six DVDs.
It's like a picture of...
The picture on the cover is them
on an old poster.
Anthology?
Yeah.
Anthology is what someone in the audience thinks it's called?
Was it that?
This was from 2003.
Okay.
Did you see, didn't Scorsese just do one for HBO or something?
I want to see. George Harrison.
Yeah.
George Harrison.
No, Scorsese did one on George Harrison, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
And that had a lot, obviously, a lot of Beatles stuff in it.
Oh, was he in the Beatles?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I was just kidding.
But he left when they didn't accept his application for wings.
Did you know that when the Beatles were touring,
they had to stop touring because people were screaming so loud
they could not hear their instruments.
For like two years, they would go perform and it was just like,
they were just screaming.
So they had to stop touring.
Beatlemania.
That's part, I mean, that's part of why they stopped touring.
But like, if they had just done a Monday at Largo,
that would have been a fun show.
But you know what they say about that, though?
That was also at a time when women had,
this is going to get a little kooky,
but when women had no outlet for sexual expression.
Is that why?
Oh, you're right.
Literally.
Because I'm like, who are these people?
They're collapsing themselves.
They're falling to the floor. It would get so worked up. Ambulances. literally like because I'm like who are these people like they're collapsing themselves they're like falling
to the floor
would get so worked up
ambulances
because they had no other
way to express that
interesting
Beatlemania
interesting
and there was a lot less
making me horny
a lot less media
but
they got enough attention
that you know like
everyone watched
Ed Sullivan
so they were on that
so that you know
just
it's right I just mean that fervent like energy I don't know that that could happen again You know, like, everyone watched Ed Sullivan, so they were on that. So that, you know, just...
Right, I just mean that fervent, like, energy.
I don't know that that could happen again.
No, I know what you're saying.
I thought it was them, but it's not.
The birth control pill ruined it.
One time a goat was walking down the street.
Lincoln sounds a little bit like Bane.
Now that I think about it.
We're going to free the slaves.
And you white people will endure.
All right.
Let's play some games, you guys.
That's what everybody's really here for.
We all know Burning Love's going to be hilarious.
We just need to see how you are at playing weird trivia games
from the mind of me.
This first one that I would like to play is called
How Much Did This Shit Make?
But, June,
this movie
is not shit. I've decided
to go another way with it. This is a movie that
made far less than it
deserved to make.
Far less. In my
opinion, and I think we will all agree.
You said, I'm sorry, the title of this game is
How Much Did This Show Make?
Or Shit?
How Much Did This Shit Make?
Because usually I pick a shitty movie.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
In this case, I do not think this movie is shitty.
If this part's tripping you up,
you're going to have some serious problems tonight.
The movie that I would like you guys to guess
how much it made in total box office dollars
in the North American theaters,
without going over, Price is Right style.
The film, I think we can all agree
it's a classic. Wet Hot
American Summer.
If all of you guys had seen
it when it came out, it would have
made more money.
But you all discovered it later.
Most of you.
This is according to BoxOfficeMojo.com
So what's, June, what's your...
So this is just ticket sales.
This is just ticket sales.
Yeah, yeah. It's not, doesn't include
other things.
I'm going to say a number.
I'm going to say...
Because I don't think it had a wide release.
I really don't know, though.
So I'm going to say
$800,000 Erica
we need to get her a microphone
I don't think I do
but $35,000
it's like something
crazy.
I'm going $1.
That's the move on Price is Right
is just bid $1.
I'm going to go with $1 million.
Jerry? Jerry get a microphone
and he brought beers for
some of the panelists so that's very nice
of him. June's guess was
$800,000
I'm gonna go
$799,000.
That's how we play
The Place is Right, people.
That's how we do it.
There's a strategy
to all this.
No.
See, the last time
we did a show here,
I got confused
about something
Nick Kroll did,
and I sounded stupid,
but this time
I'm pretty sure
that that's a horrible bid
because you've only got that $1 window.
Oh, yeah, it is.
Oh, God.
What have I done?
Wait.
Wait, no.
Don't worry about it.
I didn't lock that in.
There's another game coming up.
I want a landline.
I want a landline. I want a landline.
I want a landline.
Can I call my mom?
It's okay.
We'll just go to Martin.
It's very low stakes here.
Nobody wins anything at this point.
Wait, what?
You will get to go first in the next game.
Jesus.
You get to go first in the next game you get to go first in the next game
if you win this game
oh okay
yeah
one million and one
dollar and then
if he bids one million and two then I think
that'll wrap that up
what did Erica did you say
$35,000
alright I would say $35,000? I did.
All right, I would say $85,000.
Erica, do you think you know how much Ken would say if he was here?
Do you think he would know, or is he not that kind of person that would keep track of something like that?
I feel like he might know.
The thing with he, with him
in the van and what happens to it,
because I don't even want to say it, because
it's one of the, I've never laughed harder
I don't think, at anything in a movie.
So watch Wet Hot American Summer
again and wait
for Ken to do something with a van.
Alright, so
to recap,
wow, I think Adam is our winner.
Yeah, Adam is our winner
because it made $295,000.
But Jerry would be next.
And then June.
So congratulations to Adam.
And I'm sorry to Wet Hot American Summer,
because that is a national shame that we all share.
I saw it in a theater.
But you're right, it probably had a very limited release.
All right, we'll start with Adam and then come back the other way
in a round of another
low stakes game called
ABC Deez Nuts.
A couple people
in the back love this game.
I love it
because I get to be more involved
in what we're
going to do. So we'll start with Adam.
He has to name a movie that begins
with the first letter of the words we're going to do. We'll start with Adam. He has to name a movie that begins with the first letter
of the words we're trying to spell.
And just for the fun of it,
if he says the same movie that I wrote down
without telling anybody before the show,
then you'll automatically win the game.
I mean, that's true of anybody.
And it's only happened two or three times.
I think three now.
And we're going to spell out burning love of course and uh the first letter to you adam is b you just need any movie
that begins with the letter b and if you say the movie i wrote down it'll end this thing right now
we can get on to the real game. Born in East L.A.? I thought you and I might be on the same wavelength.
Burning Baby Boom?
But no.
No, no.
It's a film you're in called Bachelorette.
Okay, Martin, the letter is U.
I'll even think about the movie I wrote down to help you.
letter is U. I'll even think about the movie I wrote down to help you. Undercover Brother.
I wish, I wish. I went with Uly's Gold. All right, the letter is R, Jerry. Any movie that begins with the letter R.
R.
I know, it's harder than it sounds.
No, I'm trying to get...
You have three seconds.
I'm trying to get
in your mind, Doug.
I'm trying to get
in your mind.
Don't even go to the trouble. Let me tell a quick story.
One time, I was murdering a man with only one hand.
The other one was feeding a homeless man.
All right, I got it.
Red Dawn.
Oh, that was worth the wait.
But we have to, which year?
Oh, come on.
The original, 83.
No, I didn't pick that.
I went with Ready to Wear.
A.K.A. Pret-a-Porter, yes.
Was that like a mockumentary?
What was that movie?
That was another Altman movie, but it was about fashion.
Isaac Mizrahi was in it, right?
Yeah, because he had kicked ass with...
There was footage, though, that was real.
Yeah, like of catwalks and stuff, I think.
I think he got real, but he had done so well with the player,
like inside movies and, you know, MASH inside.
I'm explaining Robert Altman to you guys.
But anyway, this one is not good.
It's really quite awful. You had a lot of time to think there, Natasha. But I didn't get ahead of ourselves.
I totally forgot that part.
I don't blame you.
I don't think I yeah I didn't really stress
that part that heavily.
So I have N.
N yeah any N word.
I mean not any
not any N word
but you know
an N title that begins with N.
And this is a movie that you're thinking about.
Well, okay.
I wasn't until you said it, but now I'll think about it.
I'm more psychic when I'm high, but I don't know which direction it works.
Nashville.
Oh, that's a fun guess.
I said nobody's fool.
I don't even know what that is.
Paul Newman.
Oh.
Okay.
Sounds good.
Erica, you get the letter I.
Iron Man 2.
I like that.
I think I have picked that in the past,
but I went Inglorious Bastards.
Yeah.
June, another N word.
Your type of movie?
Never Been Kissed?
You know, that's one of the better ones, actually.
I kind of like that movie.
But I said Next Friday, because that's more of the better ones, actually. I kind of like that movie. But I said next Friday,
because that's more of my kind of movie.
Okay, we're back to Adam.
And the letter's G.
Grab it and go?
I just made that up.
grab it and go?
I just made that up.
Sounds like a perfect afternoon to me.
Googly eyes.
I just made that up.
I'm going to do that sometime.
We'll do a version where everybody just makes up a title
and see if it matches the title I made up.
Goonies. I think made up. Goonies.
I think it's
The Goonies, but we'll take it
because it's wrong anyway.
I picked Gothica.
Halle Berry movie? Yes.
Guess the date right now.
Do you have it written down?
Do you have the date written down? No, I barely
have Gothica written down.
I couldn't remember if it was a CK or just a K.
Martin.
L.
L.
Are you looking at it again?
Mm-hmm.
Lincoln lawyer
Was I right?
I wish you were right
That would be very exciting
But I went with a motion picture called Leap Year
Starring Adam Scott
Because that would have been really fun
if we landed on Elle
and you had your own movie
kind of like back when we did Bachelorette.
It would have been funny
if it happened twice.
I had made up a movie title for Martin's.
It's a really good one.
It's a great...
For Elle.
Tell them.
Looking up at the stars.
That does sound like a really fun movie.
Oh, Jerry.
Orca.
No, a movie you were in called Obsessed.
Martin, what'd you say?
What?
Who said that movie was incredible?
Oh, Adam said that?
You like that?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
V, Natasha.
Vicky Cristina Barcelona.
Okay, show off.
We didn't need three movies.
Just the one would do.
I like that movie, by the way, I would like to say.. Oh well, don't ever bring that up in front of Pete Holmes
because he will spend the rest of your life
doing his impression of Javier Bardem
wanting to take you
to Oviedo.
Just come with me, we'll have some wine.
I can't do it as good as him.
Okay, E is the next letter.
Oh wait, did I say what I said?
Varsity Blues.
And E for Erica.
Eddie?
It's from Whoopi Goldberg.
That's what they were saying when they were making it.
Eddie?
Really?
Is that the Whoopi Goldberg basketball comedy?
Yeah.
Awesome.
Classic.
I went with Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind.
And so nobody wins ABCD's nuts.
And it doesn't matter because now is the real,
this is when the real show starts.
One hour into the podcast.
Maybe 55 minutes in because we started a few minutes late.
Let's see those name tags, everybody.
Of course,
Long Hair Beard Club has a
box of Frosted
Flakes because his name is Tony.
Well done, Tony.
It's such a shame that this is a podcast. Can people see this
somehow? It's so beautiful that you have these
amazing fans. No, but I'm
happy that someone's finally describing it
to the listeners. It is beautiful. I happy that someone's finally describing it to the listeners, how it is beautiful.
I mean, someone's made, they've got lights flashing.
This is like major production.
Yeah, and it says John-er on it.
What does John-er mean?
My name.
Your name is John-er?
John-er.
John-er.
All right, John-er.
Good luck getting picked.
There's a big weed thing that says William.
Of course, I don't do the picking,
but someone else actually brought a rose.
Who brought the rose?
What's your name?
Kat?
Kate.
Kate Rosette, it says.
I thought it said Ronstadt.
Oh, Kate, K-A-I-T.
Interesting.
What is the big bucket of margarita?
It is a big bucket of margarita.
All right.
What does that mean?
Like it's mixed and everything?
You just add ice?
No, you have to add tequila.
And tequila?
It's a bucket.
Oh,
it's for after
you drink all the tequila.
You want to have
that bucket
sitting around.
All right,
so we got
a silence of the lambs
with a little pot leaf
over my face.
That's very cute.
There's a coconut
over there.
So yes,
just get up
and oh,
Natasha's,
I don't know what she's doing. Oh, good idea. She's going to take a picture a coconut over there. So, yes, just get up and... Oh, Natasha's... I don't know what she's doing.
Oh, good idea.
She's going to take a picture.
Here we go.
But, yeah, everyone just go ahead and get up
and just go select who you'd like to play for.
Look around the back a little bit
if you think somebody might be hiding back there
with a name tag that speaks to you.
Natasha's getting a picture of everybody.
Say hi!
Yeah, you get to pick one of those people after you're done
dicking around with your camera.
You get to pick somebody to play for.
Do I gotta hang out with them, or what happens?
Well, you didn't bring anything for the prize bag, so I'm thinking
when they come to the premiere on Tuesday,
you're gonna be there.
Maybe you could talk to them for a couple minutes at the party.
I mean, I've got to take these reasons.
Not more than a couple of minutes, because, you know,
they'll probably start talking about movies,
and you'll be like, what?
What?
I love what June selected as her name tag
because now Bullseye is going to get some action.
I bet you that stick goes in a few interesting.
You've got a horse head on a stick.
So this is, you're playing for the Godfather?
Does it have a name?
I'm playing for Susanna.
Susanna, okay.
And she brought a, what do you call those things?
Polo pony?
Pole pony?
Pogo stick?
Pogo stick?
No.
You don't jump up and down on that.
But don't read this at the bottom.
They wrote, I think they wrote a shithead on there.
If you have a shithead written on the back of your name tag, don't read it out loud.
That's for at the end.
If you lose, I'll say that on their behalf.
That's their consolation prize.
So we'll have a lot of shitheads at the end of this one.
Erica, who are you playing for?
It looks like...
Chad Baca.
It's like a little mini Chewbacca.
It's like a mini Chewbacca with a giant head, and his name is Chad. Chad Baka. It's like a little mini Chewbacca. It's like a mini Chewbacca with a giant head,
and his name is Chad.
Chadbaka.
That'd be great if that was your real name.
You should think about having a change.
Like if you're a salesman, how you doing, Chadbaka?
I can't do it.
Natasha's playing for Kate.
K-A-I-T.
Kate at K-A-I-T.
She has the rose.
She brought a rose.
This doesn't have to do with the movie, right?
What?
Does this have to do with the movie?
She knew some cast members from Burning Love would be here
because she read one of my tweets.
So she brought a rose for whoever is coughing the most.
She's hoping to get it back after the show, and then she's going to lick it.
Jerry, you picked the Silence of the Lambs, dude.
Sam.
Sam of the Lambs?
Silence of the Sams.
All right, Sam, good work, good Photoshopping.
And Martin, who are you playing for?
Tony the Tiger
and my fellow Beard Club
member. Is there
cereal in the box?
Yeah. Does Martin get to keep
it or snack on it?
I could go for a handful.
I'll eat it.
I eat it straight
out of the box. You can have some, yeah.
I'm willing to share.
And who brought the party down cupcakes?
Cassie did.
Cassie brought those.
Casey, I'm sorry.
Casey.
Jesus.
That'll never happen again.
No wonder that show is gone.
But that's a very cute outfit that she wore,
and congratulations
Cassie
I'm going to write it down
but I'm going to spell it my way
so that I will be able to recognize it
K
A C E E
Casey
that's how it's spelled
and since Adam won the last thing we'll let him start K-C-E-E. Casey. That's how it's spelled.
And since Adam won the last thing,
we'll let him start with the Leonard Maltin game.
And then we'll move to... Let's go to Martin after him
so that it takes a while to get to the less familiar with the game.
That's how I like to play it.
You'll figure it out by the time it gets to you, right?
Yeah.
Women are better at the Leonard Maldon game than men.
It's been proven.
And you get to pick between the following categories, Adam,
playing for Casey.
Would you like In Theaters Now?
That's movies that are in theaters now.
Or In Theaters Hey Now?
And that's
the films of Gary Shandling
and Jeffrey Tambor.
Not
necessarily together.
And at Big Jim Moser
on Twitter suggested
Plaque History Month.
And that's films that have one or more dentists in them.
I'll take Hey Now.
Okay, Hey Now.
This is a movie with either Gary Shandling
or Jeffrey Tambor in it.
Leonard gives it three stars.
It's from 2009.
He says about this movie
that
the unrated version runs
108 minutes.
And he
also says that the movie
is ingeniously plotted.
From 2009,
three stars. And he lists
about 13 names.
Yeah, 13 names.
And one of those names is possibly either Gary Shandling or Jeffrey Tambor.
I'm going to stick my neck out and say that it's not both.
I don't know if they've appeared in a film together.
Adam, use your microphone.
I'll go...
Six names.
Okay, that's a good opening bid.
Martin says,
Name it, bitch.
All right, so that's...
So, okay, that's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna give Adam six names.
That's sort of a traditional thing.
He didn't start it.
Yeah, Chris Evans said it to Leonard Maltin.
He did?
Yeah.
I was there, right?
Yeah.
I guess.
Yeah, Chris Evans was the drunk one to your right.
And Leonard Moulton was the other gentleman to your right.
And your six names, I'm not even going to give you the clues again
because I'm disgusted by Martin's gameplay.
An established great player, you give him six names,
there's no way he's gonna,
there's no way he's gonna blow this.
Cleo King,
Rob Riggle,
Mike Epps,
Mike Tyson,
Rachel Harris,
and Ken Jeong.
Yeah, it's The Hangover from 2009.
That was a lucky guess.
Run away, train never coming back.
All right, no, Jerry's still here.
Jerry still has a chance to be a part of this.
But we're going to start.
Oh, yeah, Martin challenged Adam
So we're going to start with you, Jerry
And then we're going to go back through the fellas
And then around down here to June
Because we switch the order every time
What were the categories again?
Hey Now, In Theaters Now, and
Plaque
Plaque History Months
If we were just going to let you pick from the original three categories
Here's three more Oh, okay Yeah were just going to let you pick from the original three categories,
here's three more.
Okay.
Yeah, you get to pick between new ones.
Okay.
Because you've been sitting there thinking about those other categories.
I have.
I know what you were doing.
Would you like, at Austin the Burge, B-E-R-G-E, suggested Black Reacher, and that's movies.'s movies Hey, I have no idea. What did you just say?
You know there's a movie
called Jack Reacher?
This is Black Reacher
and it's movies that have a little
person who is African American.
Okay, next.
Again, Austin the Burge
submitted that as I would never.
Next.
At JB2000,
oh, Master JB2000,
excuse me, Master,
suggested Veggie Tales,
and that's movies where someone is in a coma.
So funny.
Or at Merkin McGee,
who I might have picked this one more for the name
than for the category,
Merkin McGee,
suggested Tango Unchained.
And that's movies where Sylvester Stallone
gets out of prison. Tango Unchained, and that's movies where Sylvester Stallone gets out of prison.
Tango Unchained.
Oh, God.
Oh, God, I want to pick Tango Unchained so bad.
Oh, I can't wait for when Ass Backwards comes out.
I'll be able to come up with something fun for that.
God, what was the first category again
I'm sorry I got so confused
The first one was Black Reacher
Black Midgets
Let me do
Let me
Yeah that's
I'll do Black Reacher please
For a hundred
It's probably best to just get this category I'll do Black Reacher, please, for $400. Okay.
It's probably best to just get this category gone.
We'll edit out this part.
Jerry, this movie's from 2003.
Three stars from Mr. Malton.
I might give it a little more than that I like it he calls it
he says it's provocative
and he also says
that it is
oh Cloris Leachman appears unbilled.
The great Cloris Leachman showed up in this thing somewhere.
And Leonard lists nine names.
How many names do you think you can get it in
and become the seven-time winner of the Leonard Moulton game?
I'm Douglas Webby's.
Let me do five. Five names.
Okay, Martin.
I know the three words you want to say.
Yeah?
What do you think they are?
Name it, bitch. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. think they are name it bitch yeah yeah yeah I'd like that's what I'd like to
say name that movie bitch but I don't mean that is like it's not derogatory
okay again I question your gameplay five is a lot of names for a good player.
He's kind of got six. Do we count Cloris Leachman?
Yeah, he gets Cloris Leachman also.
Well, that's six then.
Yeah, six names you're letting him have.
Doesn't seem fair.
Again, I'm not going to give him the clues again.
I'm just going to trust that he knows that A.J. Naidoo, John Ritter,
Bernie Mac, Lauren Tom,
and Lauren Graham are all in.
Jerry.
Is this really happening?
Bad Santa. Yes!
Yes!
That is impressive.
To you, yes it is.
That was like a magic trick.
To people screaming at their listening devices
while Jerry thought about it.
Yeah.
But good job, Jerry.
Proud of you.
Thank you.
Since Martin challenged him,
we're going to start with Adam.
But June, you're up next.
Finally.
Yes.
And Adam gets to pick the category between
At Fred Watford suggested Chuckle and Flow.
And that's period comedies.
Chuckle and Flow, and that's period comedies. Chuckle and Flow.
Thanks, Fred.
And Martin Urbano suggested Dom and Dahmer,
and that's movies about serial killers.
And coming back around to the top of the lineup,
in theaters now. And coming back around to the top of the lineup, In Theaters Now.
Hmm.
Flow meaning menstruation.
That's the joke, yes.
Period comedy.
Period comedy.
I'll go the...
I know what June's hoping you'll pick.
The period comedies?
Okay, yeah, yeah.
Hustle and flow.
Okay.
pick the period comedies okay yeah yeah hustle and flow okay this one is from 1995 leonard gives it three stars i've always heard good things about it tried to watch it once
couldn't get into it um leonard calls it deliciously eccentric and he also said that it's good fun
and based on a novel.
And
five, six, seven, nine names.
Back to nine names again.
How many do you think you can get it in?
Adam Scott.
Well.
Well.
1995.
And it's about menstruation or menstruation happens in it?
It's not about menstruation.
Period as in old.
Like, takes place in another time.
Period films.
The flow thing was just a...
Are you serious?
Yes, I am.
I'd like to know what period comedies
you narrowed it down to.
I actually thought the same exact thing.
And the first one I thought of,
and I have no idea if period blood is in this movie,
but I was thinking of...
Don't say anything, though, yet.
Don't give anything away.
But wait, because it's flow,
and then you said period comedies.
I seriously thought...
Yeah, chuckle and flow, period comedies.
It's like too much of a...
It's an extra play on words.
Okay.
Yeah, it played right back.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so it's a comedy that takes place in another time.
Yeah.
I would not have picked this category.
It could be Boogie Nights.
It could be American Graffiti.
Do you know if there's menstruation in this movie, though?
Your question still stands.
I dare to say there is because it is a comedy that has female characters in it.
So whether they mention it or not is a whole other thing.
Like I said, I didn't even see the whole thing.
It's just based on a book.
That's the only hint.
And it's in 1985.
And it's good fun for a period comedy.
Yeah.
And three stars.
And I don't agree, really.
And deliciously eccentric.
All right.
I'll do 13 names.
Out of nine names.
Nine names.
I'll do five names.
And watch out for this one.
Adam likes to pretend that he doesn't know.
So if I say I want to try, I have to do less than five names?
You can bid four.
You could bid, let's not bore everybody.
But no, you can go all the way down to zero.
Or negative names if you really, really think you know it.
That's where you have to...
You've never done negative names, Jerry? What is negative names? Negative names is if you say I can name it like in negative two names where you have to... You've never done negative names, Jerry?
What is negative names?
Negative names is if you say I can name it like in negative two names,
you have to name the movie
and the top two billed actors in the right order.
Yeah, it's quite a...
And if you do that and then win the game,
then that gets you into the next tournament of championships.
Like only Sears or...
Do you have a microphone anywhere near you?
I didn't say anything.
He didn't say anything that was worth repeating, I guess.
Did you say only seers would be good at this game?
Is that what you were saying?
Only seers would be able to, not seers at department stores.
Right.
Seers, people who are seers.
Psychics and stuff.
Yeah, would be able to...
Why don't they call those seers?
You'd be surprised.
Adam's done it.
You've done negative names?
Yeah, yeah.
I think so.
I think I've tried.
I don't know if I've ever
successfully done it.
Yeah, Sean Cullen got
the fourth Star Trek movie
in negative four names.
Yeah, it was amazing.
That's nerdy.
Yeah.
All right, so... yeah it was amazing nerdy yeah alright so that's a top loading VCR
where are we what's happening
so I'm going to say name that movie please
to Adam
okay let's rethink this
well let's pass the microphone
to Natasha hang on to that and pass one to erica please
how do you how do you two feel about not getting to play this game at all
i'm really good with that i think i've figured it out okay so i really all right so i'm gonna
fight for you to get to play do you have any idea what this movie is? Do you think you might know? So just say four names.
And then you've got to put it on Erica
to say name it or not name it.
Or she could bid lower if she wants.
You could bid like three names.
But that's if you think you know it.
Maybe the three of us should just be on one team
and we just try to come up with it in a group.
I think June will be alright without you.
Okay.
Well, she seemed nervous about it.
Which is something I say every year around May.
Boy.
Okay, so...
So, Erica, your option would be to force her to name it.
Just say name it.
I mean, I don't want to force her to do anything.
Oh, such a...
That's what you want in a writer.
But wait, I thought Erica, I thought you did know what it was.
Do you have an idea?
She did, but she's still better conservative for, you know, just so, yeah.
And then Erica probably doesn't know what it is.
So she's going to say name it, bitch, but she's's gonna have a microphone for a sec name it bitch oh i like that well done your four names okay i think these names are helpful
your four names are rufus sewell miriam margolis, Ian McKellen, sir, I believe, and Joanna Lumley.
It's not what she thought it was.
1995.
Eric is going to get on the board with a point.
I thank apologies to Adam for talking everybody out of what they wanted to do.
Gosford Park? I like that guess. It's not right, though. Apologies to Adam for talking everybody out of what they wanted to do.
Gosford Park?
I like that guess.
That's not right, though.
But it wasn't deliciously eccentric.
But the movie that was also starred Freddie Jones, Stephen Fry, Sheila Burrell, Kate Beckinsale, and Eileen Akins and is called
Cold Comfort Farm.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Yeah, that's some fucked up shit right there.
I would not have gotten that.
Yeah, that's
a period comedy for you. It's a very limited
category.
I think June and I both wanted to do this category because we thought
it was period comedy.
Yeah, but now seriously, what movies
were you thinking of? The first movie that
came to my mind was The Sweetest Thing.
Oh, okay. I thought of
something about Mary, but I don't think there's periods
in that. I don't think so.
Carrie, of course.
Super Bad had a period in it.
Welcome to the Dollhouse did that have a period in it?
I'm sure Napoleon Dynamite did.
Why are both of you men saying a period?
Because if they had several of them,
that would be a horror film.
That would be a horror period comedy.
I think that's how World War Z starts,
is all the women get their period the same day
shit goes crazy
alright so this is exciting
Erica's on the board with
one point and so are
Adam and Jerry and
June and Martin and Natasha
just need to keep on swinging
Natasha yep we're gonna start with you June and Martin and Natasha just need to keep on swinging.
Natasha?
Yep.
We're going to start with you.
Okay.
Erica will be up next.
And you get to pick between In Theaters, Hey Now.
Because we didn't do that one before, right?
No, we did.
Oh, we did do that, sorry.
We didn't do In Theaters.
Black History Month.
Don't you tell me which ones.
Black History Month. Don't you tell me which ones. Plaque History Month.
We didn't.
Veggie Tales we didn't do.
Coma movies.
Or Stallone out of prison.
Tango Unchained.
Which one of those do you like?
Can I do in-theaters now?
Is that still an option?
Sure.
I don't want to argue with you about it.
It's not like it's your version of cheating,
because someone else is going to win anyway.
Right.
Right?
I mean, most likely.
Okay.
When Leonard reviews a movie that's in theaters now,
it's a longer review
and he doesn't give any stars out to it he's about that later i love that about leonard after he
sleeps on it so i have to pick clues out of this long review and i don't get to tell you
what he rated it but of course it's in theaters now and uh he says about this movie is that he says about it that it is frustrating.
And he also says that it is tough that the movie has shortcomings.
But there's passion. there's passion
there's passion
there's passion in this project
and he lists a mere
five names
so Natasha you could start
the bidding off with all five names
let's do five
let's do five
and that forces Erica to go with either
four, three, two, one, or zero.
If you think you know
which movie it is
based on those clues.
It's in theaters now.
Four?
She says four.
What's June gonna do with that?
I'll try three.
She says three.
We're back around to Adam.
Sculpt. Two.
You know, I was kind of hoping he'd get to say it again.
Really want to keep this tradition going.
Whose turn is it?
Do you guys listen to that sexist movie podcast?
They play this bitch game.
Love it.
Adam said two names, Martin.
That's what he said?
Mm-hmm.
And now it's my turn?
Yeah.
Yeah. What do you think I should do, Doug?
I'm conflicted.
Well, do you have kind of an idea what the movie might be?
I got it. I know what I'm going to do.
Name it, bitch.
All right, well, congratulations to Adam Scott,
whoever he's playing for,
because your two names in the In Theaters Now category
are Samuel L. Jackson and Kerry Washington.
Django Unchained.
Full title, please.
That's correct. The Django Unjained full title please that's correct the Django Unjained
you have to say the D is silent
I would have gotten that
just saying
but you probably
okay anyway
I can't believe that he didn't like it well he kind of talks about Okay, anyway. He was Leonard Walden's shortcomings.
I can't believe that.
He didn't like it, huh?
Well, he kind of talks about
how long it is
and how, you know,
violent it is.
I'm not going to say
anything else.
How much time does Leonard
possibly have left?
He didn't like The Hobbit
or Zero Dark Thirty
for the same reasons.
Actually, he probably loved those.
But I haven't spoken to anyone that liked The Hobbit or Zero Dark Thirty for the same reasons. Actually, he'd probably love those. But I haven't spoken
to anyone
that liked The Hobbit.
Yeah,
they're hard to find.
They're mythical creatures.
You have to go
to Mount Sauron.
I didn't see
The Hobbit, though.
I think it has
some great parts.
I saw Zero Dark Thirty
or as I like to call it
News the Movie.
Over three hours.
Why'd you save that
till now?
That would have been
such a fun introduction
to you.
I'm saying it now.
Yeah.
No, it's true.
When it comes up.
Oh, it did just come up, didn't it?
That's true.
Yeah, but Django's two hours and 45 minutes.
It doesn't need to be that long.
But I like it.
I sit there watching it in the theater going,
this is too long, but I'm going to love having this on on cable
while I'm doing other stuff.
When they show this in a four-hour slot on FX,
I will have it on.
It will be my life wallpaper.
Because I did love a lot of it, but I was frustrated.
By what?
Django Unchained?
Uh-huh.
Did we think we were still talking about The Hobbit?
Because I take it all back if that's what you thought I was talking about.
The Gollum scene is great, right?
We're still talking about Cold Comfort Farm.
I guess Django Unchained is a period comedy.
Could have fit that category.
Yes, Natasha?
I thought Cold Comfort Farm
is from the 80s.
It's from 1995,
apparently.
What time period is Cold Comfort Farm in?
I don't know.
20s.
Oh, okay. Sorry.
I was curious.
I was confused by it as well.
I never saw the whole thing.
She just knew right off the bat. It was one of. I know. I was confused by it as well because like I said, I never saw the whole thing but what I saw was...
She just knew right off the bat.
She did.
It's like one of her favorite movies.
She was the one person
that was excited
that Cold Comfort Farm
was an answer.
So it's about a farm
called Cold Comfort?
It's like Downton Abbey
if one of the sisters
went to live on a farm.
Fantastic.
Let me repeat that
in case the listeners
didn't hear.
It's like Downtown Abbey. Just hear. It's like downtown Abbey.
Just kidding.
It's like downtown.
For the longest time, whenever I saw it in print,
I just assumed it was.
Anyway, she said it's like that
if the sister goes and lives on a farm.
That sounds awesome.
It really does.
It's like fish out of water.
Joanna Lumley, she's the one from AbFab, right?
I've never seen her in anything else.
Sorry, this has gotten way too
off your...
She's from what?
Isn't she from Absolutely Fabulous?
Oh.
You know, isn't that your thing, Doug?
Don't you love that show?
I saw an AbFab marathon on a plane once.
Doug, I remember...
The other channels were broken.
I remember you and I sat and watched Ab Fab for hours
in some house in probably about 1995.
Do you remember this?
No.
I do not remember this.
It was with
Karen Kilgareff
and Maleva Barbula.
Stop making up names.
And I remember
some show came on
and you're like,
huh, I didn't know
Jeremy Piven was in this.
And the fact that you knew
that guy's name,
because at that point he was just like in character,
like bit parts.
Sure.
This guy knows his shit.
I'm glad I impressed you.
Do you remember that?
I barely knew you.
I remember that's where we met.
Like you came around because we had a couple mutual friends.
Yeah, yeah.
And you hung out.
Should we just talk after the show?
I don't know.
Do you have to run off to do something else?
What do you got cooking besides Parks and Rec?
Nothing.
Nothing in the can, as we like to say?
Yeah, yeah.
A movie that comes out at Christmas time.
Okay.
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. That comes out at Christmas time. Okay. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.
That comes out in a year.
Christmas.
Ben Stiller directed it?
Yeah.
Nice.
Yeah.
Martin Starr.
Yeah.
Save the Date is available on demand.
Still, yes.
Yes.
And we can look for, I already forgot the name of the Chris Evans movie.
A Many Splendored Thing.
When is this going to air?
Is it a remake of the original?
Isn't A Many Splendored Thing taken already, that title?
This isn't research that I've done.
That was called Love is a Many Splendored Thing.
And this is just called A Many Splendored Thing.
Yep.
So when is this going to hit internets near people?
Tomorrow-ish?
All right, great.
Day after the latest?
I'm playing with a bluegrass band in Santa Monica, California.
Oh, now the costume makes sense.
That's great.
Is Tony in the band with you?
I mean, he's not not in the band with me.
It's a place called the central and I think doors open at 8 p.m. when Saturday oh sorry on February 7th
that's a good detail February 7th what city Santa Monica California that was
solid the central the central so is that Why don't we go over all the details again?
Okay, here we go.
I think we should all go to this, right?
The 7th?
I think I'm free the 7th.
Let's just all go.
We'll have a meet-up at your show.
We're sold out.
The show is now sold out, officially.
You like your crowd to just sort of listen to you Like background music
Like while they're playing movie trivia games
We play it really loud so you don't have any choice
But to listen to us
Awesome
Jerry O'Connell
What's going on?
I got Burning Love coming out
Which is why we're here
Team player
That might not have come up if you didn't mention it
And I have this podcast in a couple days Team player. That might not have come up if you didn't mention it.
And I have this podcast in a couple days.
That's about it.
Which I tied for second.
Well, the game is a whole different animal when you have six players.
Because you don't get to play as much as you'd like to.
You probably were chomping at the bit to get into the action some more.
No, it's okay. And win for Silence of the
Sams. And could you pass that to me?
Because I believe he wrote a shithead on the back of it.
And the...
What was this
tone? Did you write something on the back of your box,
Tony? If you could throw that over here.
Oh, I'm going to finally get to eat some of it, too.
Oh, that's a full... You didn't even
crack it.
See, you must not smoke pot
That's a good shit head, all right. Oh really okay and
What's what's this picture being taken up is Are we all in it?
Everybody's just staring. Everyone's just staring.
What's happening?
Natasha, what's going on with you?
I would just like to say...
Where can people see your stand-up comedy
that's all about movie trivia?
No, I have to say, though,
when I saw Jerry do that,
that seemed like magic to me.
I thought that was really cool.
When he did what? When he
guessed that movie in two names.
I just thought that was so cool.
Anyway, I would have liked to see more of that.
Maybe I'll start listening to your podcast.
Yeah, listen to it.
Happens a lot.
I'm going to be in Burning Love coming out on E!
And you can see me, I go,
I have dates coming up, you know?
San Francisco and New York.
What do you go to?
NattyLeggy.com?
That's right.
No, it's Natasha Leggero, my name.
Dot com.
Oh, okay.
Dot com.
I don't know.
Yeah, I got my dates out there on the internet.
They dropped already.
Dates.
NatashaLeggero.com.
I can't get enough of you and how you are on my show.
The listeners love it.
They hate it.
I've gotten more hate mail
from being on your show.
People are like,
you are so stupid.
I don't understand why
just because you don't know
movie trivia,
you're stupid.
I agree with that statement. movie trivia, you're stupid. It's not like a test of intellect.
I agree with that statement.
You don't have to know movie trivia to be smart.
I bet a lot of scientists don't know movie trivia.
Well, it's like categorizing of names.
It's not exactly.
Yeah.
A lot of comedians don't know a lot about movies.
I've only met one or two
I'm doing shows every night
I can't watch movies all the time
I had a lot of sex when I was younger
I wasn't like
I was always going out and having fun
Real fun
I had a lot of direct experience
of life growing up
I think you've totally turned
the people that don't like you,
you just turned them around.
You just completely turned them around.
And remember,
she's only in this season of Burning Love a little bit.
No, I'm just kidding.
Thanks.
No, you were a highlight
of season one to be sure.
Pants or no pants.
And Erica,
do you want to repeat
the crucial information again?
Yes.
Burning Love Season 2 will be on Yahoo!
screen starting Valentine's Day, February 14th.
Season 1 will be on E! starting February 25th.
Season 3 will happen sometime this spring.
Yeah, 3 is already happening.
Yeah.
Natasha is actually in 3, not 2. Oh, okay. And 1. That's interesting. And 1, yes. Yeah, three's already happening. Yeah. Natasha's actually in three, not two.
Oh, okay.
Oh.
And one.
That's interesting.
And one, yes.
Yeah, okay.
Honey.
Yeah.
I'm playing clubs and colleges across America.
NatashaLeggero.com.
She's on the no microphone tour.
She just yells her act in a cute fur.
Faux.
That's faux, right?
No, Doug.
What are you doing?
Fishing your keys
out of your purse now?
Yeah.
Getting ready to go.
You're gonna put
makeup on
right now on stage.
Why not?
Do you have a set
somewhere else tonight
or something?
No, I just got
some shit to do, you know?
She's gotta go live life
and not watch movies
I know those late night errands
Gotta be run
Is there a shithead written on the back of your
Chad Baca?
No? Alright, where's Chad Baca at?
You gotta come up here and write one down for me
Is there one on here?
Right down there
Oh, okay
Political And Natasha, who right down there oh okay political
and Natasha
where's your name tag at
oh for the girl
yeah the girl you played for so valiantly
there it is
Kate did you put a shithead on the back
of the card that came with the rose
that's very cute
love it oh okay
and here just write it on there came with the rose. That's very cute. Love it. Oh, okay.
Here, just write it on there.
And thanks for dressing up like Steve Sizzoo.
Or the guy in the Radiohead
video. Oh, it's your pen?
Okay.
Oh, Doug Benson is a shithead.
You got back at me right away.
Okay, do we have all of them?
One, two, three, four, five.
Yes, we have them all.
Please.
Wait, we haven't heard what June's up to.
Oh, sorry, June.
When does Ask Backwards come out?
Sometime this year.
Okay.
Burning Love airs February 14th.
NTSF is airing another season this summer.
And also, how did this get made? How did this get made not not how much did this shit make
two different things but mine was a play on your thing uh it's a fun podcast and i've been on a
couple times screaming screaming about twilight crying we all get so excited talking about it
but you weren't there that last time it was was just three dudes. Talk about a period comedy.
It was three dudes just going
off about how great Twilight
is. The last one.
But certainly not.
The first one was great too.
I'm going to go back and revisit the first one on
February 9th at Sketchfest, but I already
mentioned that. Thank you guys
for coming. One more time for all of my
guests. Adam Scott,
Martin Starr, Jerry O'Connell,
Natasha Leggero,
Erica Oyama, and
June Diane Raffael.
Burning
love.
And
you can give the rose back. Would you like your rose
back, Kate? There you go.
All right. She's going out of town, Kate? There you go. All right.
She's going out of town,
so she can't properly care for that rose.
Anything else you want to squeeze in?
Because I'm about to say the last part, Natasha.
No, I'm good.
Okay.
I'll be at Caroline's in New York in April.
And as always,
Stephanie Myers is a shithead.
Folding chairs are a shithead.
Sorry, I'll do a shorter show next time.
Karl Rove is a shithead.
The Super Bowl is a shithead.
And did you see this last one, June?
Yeah, it's kind of mean, but I'm going to say it because I have to.
People who like Madea movies are shitheads. There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies!