Doug Loves Movies - Burning Love

Episode Date: January 31, 2013

Doug welcomes actors from the web series "Burning Love," Jerry O'Connell, June Diane Raphael, Adam Scott, Martin Starr, Natasha Leggero, and Erica Oyama.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.co...m/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seats with 50-edged popcorn kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, but Doug loves police! Hey everybody Hey My name is Doug and I'm an alcoholic Yeah Yeah it's been My name is Doug, and I'm an alcoholic. Yeah! Yeah, it's been... This is day 31 of... I'll talk about that in a second.
Starting point is 00:00:54 I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies, coming to you from the Nerd Melt Theater at Meltdown Comics in Hollywood on Thursday, January 31st, 2 Oceans 13. Yeah, I did it. At midnight tonight, I'm going to drink. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:14 I don't think I'll be up that late, so I've got a friend who's just going to watch me and at midnight pour alcohol in my face. Not even try to wake me up first. I really wish I could have gotten drunk for last Tuesday's show. Since last Jeff and Pete and TJ spoke and I listened,
Starting point is 00:01:38 I went to Disneyland. Yeah. Because I deserve some happiness after that show. So I just went to Disneyland. Yeah. Because I deserve some happiness after that show. So I just went for it. I went on like a two-day Disney visit and had a great time. And thanks to everyone that works there that I ran into that I listen to the podcast and just happened to be there the same day. And we'd have a short, awkward chat and then move on with our days.
Starting point is 00:02:05 And the Cars Land in California, Disney's California Adventure, is actually really cool. And especially the ride, the Radiator Springs Racers, is a nifty ride. So I'm excited about the future of cartoons being turned into rides.
Starting point is 00:02:27 I might never live down or forget the letdown that was the Winnie the Pooh attraction. Replacing my beloved country bear jamboree. That I sat through every time I went to Disneyland as a kid, even though it wasn't that great. And I knew the whole thing by heart. I'd still go every time, sit there and watch it. There's blood all around. Guy sings a really slow song about blood. Attention, Bay Area of California people.
Starting point is 00:03:01 I'm trying to fill the Benson movie interruption of the first Twilight at the 1400 seat Castro Theater on February 9th at 420. So to help fill those 1400 seats, I've revealed that Zach Galifianakis will be there, Patton
Starting point is 00:03:17 Oswalt will be there, along with two other interrupters, so I'm going to leak them slowly, and one of them is the one and only Greg Barron. So that's Greg and Zach and Patton. Yeah. Applause for that, you guys. Drive five hours north on February 9th
Starting point is 00:03:36 and check it out yourselves. There's going to be seats. I mean, 1,400 seats. Jesus. Holy crap. All right. Oh, and one more thing I want to mention before we get into this great show we've got tonight. Oh, sketchfest.com, sfsketchfest.com for tickets.
Starting point is 00:03:55 And then Traverse City, Michigan, the Winter Comedy Fest is happening February 13th through 16th. And I'll be the 15th and 16th doing stand-up shows. One night I'm with Todd Berry. Another night, I'm with T.J. Miller. And our show is opposite of Pete Holmes, so there's obviously a very easy decision people have to make. And then also Michael Moore will stop by and say, "'My dee-ad.'"
Starting point is 00:04:23 Let's look in the prize bag, you guys. I am extremely... I know I admonished my guests for speaking off mic, but I just started to say, I am extremely excited about this particular gift bag because it's got a calendar thing for your desk
Starting point is 00:04:42 that I'll explain more about in a second. And it's got a bag of fresh-packed salted peanuts in the shells. And they point out that peanuts are a gluten-free food. So that's exciting.
Starting point is 00:04:58 And this is one of the better things I've ever given away in one of these shows. Today I was in the carnival section of Disney's California Adventure, and I sat down and played a carnival game and took home...
Starting point is 00:05:18 Bullseye from Toy Story! I mean, I don't... I'm not that into stuffed animals, but this one... This one is adorable. This is a cute horse with no genitals. None of those giant horse genitals to deal with. So somebody's gonna win that.
Starting point is 00:05:41 And also, a person is going to win The premiere I told some of you That this is going to be a cast show tonight And so Someone and their guest Stick around after the show
Starting point is 00:05:56 Make sure we get your information But someone and their guest is going to attend the premiere Next Tuesday night At Paramount Here in Hollywood of season 2 of the program the web series burning love so please welcome June Diane Raphael Erica Yama Martin star Natasha Leg, Adam Scott, and Jerry O'Connell. You can leave that one open, that's fine. I think this is often the case these days.
Starting point is 00:06:46 We have not a no-show. He was a I'll-get-there-if-I-can person, and he couldn't get here, so kind of a no-show. Is there another way to put it? That's Adam Scott. He's a busy man is a good way to put it. He has not shown. Doug, we have more gifts These special underwear
Starting point is 00:07:10 Which has the air dates Of Burning Love No no no These undies This is for a film That I did with Casey Wilson That we wrote and starred in That just premiered at Sundance
Starting point is 00:07:24 It's called Ask Backwards. And so you brought some promotional undies from that. They're gently used. Very gently used. So do you want to toss those into the crowd? Yeah. I wish we had an underwear gun.
Starting point is 00:07:40 Oh, wow. Front row. She's going to get married next. Any gun. Okay, come on. Girls only on this. Seriously. People just love free shit. Yeah, dudes will just grab it anyway.
Starting point is 00:07:55 Let me have that underwear. And then let me have the pair that you were wearing, Jerry. That's going in the prize bag. I'm going to put those on the horse. The touch, the feel of cotton. So that's Jerry O'Connell, everybody.
Starting point is 00:08:15 By the way, I'll be going for victory number six. This will be my sixth time on your podcast, and I've won all five times. You always win. I believe that's a record. It probably is. If only there was right. I believe that's a record. I think. Probably is.
Starting point is 00:08:26 If only there was someone keeping track of that kind of shit. Doug's short-term memory is a little blown. Yeah. All of my memory is a little blown. Hey, I have a question about your Twitter. Oh, please. You have 420 followers. Do you do that on purpose?
Starting point is 00:08:43 You follow 420 people. Do you do that on purpose You follow 420 people Do you do that on purpose Do you know how many times I get that question Do you know how much shit My other followers Give the person Who asked that question
Starting point is 00:08:53 For being so dumb And naive As to think I would just happen To be following 420 people Well I mean I think it's a reasonable question I'm just saying
Starting point is 00:09:08 That people will give you shit about it Someone is going to tweet you as soon as they hear this About how dumb you are I just thought it was a coincidence And I thought I'd mention it I appreciate it Oh gosh, Doug, do you remember when we Every time the Super Bowl comes around, I think about you
Starting point is 00:09:24 Do you remember when I left you hanging? You do know that there's other guests on the show. I know, I'm sorry. It's not Doug and Jerry reminisce about that one time they worked together for a day. Doug and I were working for VH1 and we went to Super Bowl Press Day. It's where all the players are paraded in front of
Starting point is 00:09:39 people, journalists, people from the press. And Doug and I were working for vh1 and doing stuff and doug was like we're gonna go out there and we're gonna ask crazy questions and it's gonna be a lot of fun and and once i saw those large muscular players i totally froze and got really nervous sitting in a booth like a like they're in a dunking booth or something yeah and and if you ask the wrong question you're gonna get fucked you're like they're gonna tackle you i was i was really scared i was hiding in back of you and you were like dude come on you gotta back me up we're we're doing this together and i was like doug this is all you i'm too
Starting point is 00:10:12 frightened i wanted to be like why why is that stoner and the kid from stand by me asking these ridiculous questions i'm sorry i don't think any of them knew who either of us were a couple of them said hi to us. A couple guys were fans of your work. No, listen, a lot of guys came up to you and were like, yo, man, super high me, man. That was a funny-ass movie, man. You funny
Starting point is 00:10:35 guy. I get a lot of that now that a lot of football players have long hair. I always think, why aren't people grabbing at that shit? June Diane Raphael is here, everybody, of the aforementioned Ask Backwards. And the centerpiece, is that the right word? Like this season on Burning Love.
Starting point is 00:10:59 I prefer star. The star. The star. Last season, you were just one of the bachelorettes trying to get the bachelor and this season you're the girl that all the guys are going after look it's who i am you know and uh so how well let's move down the line here and ask more well let's talk about that time Jerry and I were at the Super Bowl together. I said, because it was in Tampa, and I said, my go-to question
Starting point is 00:11:31 was to ask the guys, even if you lose, you're probably still going to go to Disney World, right? It's right over there. And I pointed in the direction of Disney World. All right. Wait, I'm confused about what your job was at this event. It was ridiculous.
Starting point is 00:11:48 They were just like, you guys will crash press day and ask silly questions. But everyone is asking serious questions to the guys that are about to play in the Super Bowl a few days later. And we're just trying to be silly. And it was rough. Well, the funniest was all the people for the large corporation we were working for kept pulling me aside and going, do you think Doug is high? And I was like, listen, I'm not a betting man, but yeah, I think he is, yes. What was the corporation?
Starting point is 00:12:20 It was a large corporation that's a network whose initials are VH and one. Yeah, and the company's initials are VIACOM. What does that stand for? Erica. Am I pronouncing it right? Oyama? That's right. That's right.
Starting point is 00:12:40 Erica Oyama is here, everybody. Who, you know, I get high before I do my research, and so it's really not, I'm probably not even looking at anything related to your show and why you're here, but I'm pretty sure that you directed, co-wrote, wrote by yourself all of these yes
Starting point is 00:13:07 the whole season yes and last season and last season and the next one and the next one you're probably contractually obligated
Starting point is 00:13:16 right for season three wait you're a woman and you didn't co-write this be quiet Martin Wait, you're a woman and you didn't co-write this? Be quiet, Martin. In other words, do your thing.
Starting point is 00:13:40 And Erica, you appear in last season? Just for like one second. And it was a mistake. What? Cast someone else and it was a mistake. What? Cast someone else. It was like freezing. I was playing a drunk girl and I was like in this dress outside in the cold. It was not good. But it was brief. So that's good.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Hey Natasha, use your microphone voice. She also played a blind woman. We shot a sizzle reel for it before we did the real thing. You were really good in that. I played a blind woman. We shot a sizzle reel for it before we did the real thing. But you were really good in that. I played a blind woman before Carla Gallo came and did it for season one. Much better. Did you audition yourself?
Starting point is 00:14:16 And then not give yourself the part? I didn't realize that we had a real sort of production budget. I was like, I'll just bring props and stuff. And they're like, no, we have an art department and stuff. I was like, I got some crackers in the back of my car. And the director couldn't be here tonight. No. Because that is...
Starting point is 00:14:38 That's Ken Marino. Ken Marino. Also star. I was so excited that there was a point where he was going to be here. And I even tweeted about it. Is that why I got invited this morning? It's been an endless booking experience.
Starting point is 00:14:57 Because every day there would be something different would happen. And then we arrived at this. I'm sorry. So sorry. No, I'm saying this. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. No, I'm saying this. I put together a great show. Despite it all. I'm very happy about it. But Natasha Leggero's here, you guys.
Starting point is 00:15:16 And I just want everyone in show business to know that she's available same day. It's an important thing in a performer. Same day, pants off. That's how you got the gig on Burning Love, right? Yeah. But you do appear in season two.
Starting point is 00:15:42 That's why you got the last minute request. It's because I didn't realize you were in season two until recently. Oh, thanks. Like this morning. Okay. But didn't realize you were in season two until recently. Oh, thanks. Like this morning. Okay. But you are back for more in season two. Yes, I reprise. Is it reprise my role?
Starting point is 00:15:51 Is that what they say in the theater? Sure. As the pantsless whore. PW. And you... Yes, I'm in it. Are still pantsless.
Starting point is 00:16:03 No, I'm not. Oh. Oh, am I not supposed to say that? That's. No, I'm not. Oh. Oh, am I not supposed to say that? That's a twist we probably shouldn't have revealed. Pantsless whore
Starting point is 00:16:10 has a new style this season. Let's just say she's got a whole new attitude. Oh, all right. So you would like it. Okay. I'm in.
Starting point is 00:16:19 All right. I can't wait to see it. And then we have some bachelors that are competing to win June's hand, starting with, let's go to you, Martin Starr, everybody. Hello, Doug.
Starting point is 00:16:40 I told Adam Scott that if he could get here by 845 to do it because I wanted Jerry to have some competition in the Leonard Maltin game because he's pretty good at it. Now back to Martin. Your expectations are pretty low for the rest of us. You're pretty good at it, right? I'm not that good at it. If it's rom-coms, you know your rom-coms.
Starting point is 00:17:02 I do know my rom-coms. So I might have thrown some of those in there. Like in the serial killer category, there might be one. And Martin was just on the show a couple, like recently, a couple weeks ago. Yeah, you can't get enough of me. I cannot get enough
Starting point is 00:17:18 of you. Because you become more loquacious with each visit. I don't know if you noticed. And eventually you'll be like a guest who talks some. Let's not get our hopes up. I'm so bad at this game. It's not you, it's me. I'd rather just sit here
Starting point is 00:17:36 and watch it all go by than show how terrible I am at it. But I'm here for conversation. Hi, how are you guys? And you brought A burning love Desk calendar Well it's not
Starting point is 00:17:49 I didn't bring it Somebody else brought it And I'll claim Responsibility for it Yeah Erica Can you show the Audience It's three
Starting point is 00:17:57 It's a magnet It's a magnet That's got a calendar on it 12 months The tiniest numbers You'll ever see It has both 2012 and 2013
Starting point is 00:18:04 In case you like Wanted to go back And look at 2012 days It was a good year on it. 12 months. The tiniest numbers you'll ever see. It has both 2012 and 2013. In case you wanted to go back and look at 2012 dates. It was a good year. I wouldn't mind. July on. So here it is. Have we said when it's going to be available? Season 2 will be on Valentine's Day.
Starting point is 00:18:22 So that's the 14th of February. It is. Is there a certain Day. So that's the 14th of February. It is. Is there a certain time of day that's going to happen? Well, it's the internet, so at midnight. Midnight, okay. Oh, so midnight. You're committed. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:39 And then it runs every week. There's one or two episodes. Is that how it runs? Yeah. I think the first day we'll have two. And twice a week, ongoing. Oh, twice a week. Okay. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:52 Very nice. And that's going to be awesome. Do you guys, Jerry, did you, how'd you do? I know your brother. Did you get a lot of tips from your brother? It's so funny. Ironically enough, I went to the actual real bachelor house before we started shooting Burning Love.
Starting point is 00:19:17 And it's such a surreal place. It's just like, I mean, I got there late. I got there at 11 p.m. I had to tape something else there. And at 11 p.m. I thought everyone would be asleep, but that's when the alcohol comes out at these places. And they just, they want to sleep-deprive people and make them just as wacky as possible.
Starting point is 00:19:40 And it was, there were so many cameras and so many monitors. And I went to the headquarter room or i guess uh you know the the central uh editing bay and it was just like you see people making out and some people throwing up and it was just it was such a crazy experience and i said to the assistant who was walking me around i said hey i'm going to work on a show called Burning Love it's an internet show and she went oh yeah we all know what that is we all go watch it when we go home
Starting point is 00:20:12 and I said well you know we kind of make fun of this and she was like yeah good good good it was surreal so I did my research for this role I can't speak for the rest of my cast but yeah I did my research for this role. I can't speak for the rest of my cast. But yeah, I did extensive research for
Starting point is 00:20:29 my role. Doug? This question's for everybody. Isn't it fun to do a parody of something that you almost just have to come up with your own version of it rather than trying to be crazier than the actual thing.
Starting point is 00:20:46 Does that make sense, that question? Like the thing itself is already a parody of itself in a way? In a way it is, yeah. It's almost like you're just doing fan fiction of The Bachelor. That's my favorite way it's ever been put. But it's a great way to think about it. But also it's funnier because it's intentionally funny and. But it's... Yeah, but also it's funnier
Starting point is 00:21:06 because it's intentionally funny and you don't have to sit through all those parts. That's what I hate about reality now is that it really isn't as much fun as people that are doing their own versions of it. Yeah! Movies. Let's talk about movies Martin what movie
Starting point is 00:21:29 you and Chris Evans were on the show together because you just did a movie together and none of us you or Chris or myself bothered to mention that while you were on the show about oh shit Adam Scott. He interrupts my time with Martin when he's here, when he's not here.
Starting point is 00:21:56 That's right. You've been stepping all over Martin all night. Continue. Yeah, we'll be with you in a second, Adam. Martin, what's the name of the movie you did with Chris Evans it's called a many splintered thing I think we did mention it last time
Starting point is 00:22:10 I don't think we mentioned it at all I don't think it came up it's many months many months if not well many many months from coming out probably listen I didn't I'm not producing the thing would you put it at a year I don't know because I'm not producing the thing. Would you put it at a year?
Starting point is 00:22:26 I don't know because I'm not as involved as... Enough gotcha questions, June. Everyone's here just to relax and be honest about things. You know, Jerry O'Connell style. He was saying some shit out in the parking lot. I was like, this is awesome. How honest he is.
Starting point is 00:22:52 Adam Scott is here! Hey! Straight from the set of his new project, Popcorn Hair. Right, of what? Popcorn Hair. That's right. Did you drive over here with the top down? Is that what hair. That's right. Did you drive over here with the top down?
Starting point is 00:23:06 Is that what happened? That's right. I actually sawed the top off of my car before I could move. Are you and John Ralphio having a highest hair competition? That's right.
Starting point is 00:23:21 Thanks for making it over here. Jerry O'Connell is terrific at the Leonard Maltin game. Yeah, that's true. We've never been on together, but I've listened to Jerry many times. And I'm not intimidated, but I'm sure I'll lose. But I think I might win. There you go.
Starting point is 00:23:44 What movies have you seen lately, June? Especially if you got something you could recommend. We'll come back to you. Erica? Have you had time to go to the movies? I haven't gone to a movie in a while. Screeners? Perks of Being a Wallflower?
Starting point is 00:24:02 Yes. It's very good. Snubbed by that. And I saw... We gotta get a microphone in front of Natasha because she has a specific noise review of that. What'd you think of Perks of... Perks of Being a Southern Beast. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Southern Wild didn't like that one either. Didn't like the... I just don't... Maybe I don't like... I don't know why I'm on this podcast. I rented Gigi. That's know why I'm on this podcast. I rented Gigi. That's exactly why you're on this podcast. I was like, I'll have her on one where there's six people.
Starting point is 00:24:33 That way she won't have to talk about movies. I liked, I didn't like that one. I like Bridesmaids. Silver Linings. Okay. No, I rented. Recent. I saw bride things. Silver linings. Okay. No, I rented... Recent? I saw Gigi.
Starting point is 00:24:49 I just rented that. It's from the 1960s. Just to get dressed and do your hair like her? I do my hair in a movie sometimes, yeah. Well, that's cool. Let's talk to a boy. Old school. Let's talk to a boy.
Starting point is 00:25:06 Well, I think guys Are more into movies Than girls It's a pretty I think it's true Pretty smart thing To say in front of a crowd That's Got a lot of chicks
Starting point is 00:25:16 A lot of broads A lot of broads out there This is not the average broad No it's true This one here This one right here has got a beard. These are exceptional broads. Did you come down because you're part of
Starting point is 00:25:33 Martin Starr's Long Hair Beard Club? Hey, you made it. Did we get an answer out of you, Jerry? You been to the movies lately? Are you too busy with the twins? And by that I don't mean Rebecca I saw Lincoln Why do you sound so apologetic about it? Because movies are three hours now.
Starting point is 00:26:09 Yeah, it's a long-ass movie. Just, you know, I mean, yes, it was great. It was very factual. Thank you, Martin. But, you know, it just seemed like people were arguing in Old English, and I didn't know what was happening. And then every now and then, like, you know, Daniel Day-Lewis' silhouette would go,
Starting point is 00:26:26 you know, one time my mama told me that if people with frogs fought in the pond, then one of them would have to jump out eventually. And, like, then the scene would end and then it would be, like, people in wigs going, you cannot do this, Sal, you cannot do this. And he'd go, well, one time I was with my cousin and we were skipping across the pond and
Starting point is 00:26:46 i'm not gonna sit here for this one guy gets mad that he starts into a story like i'm tired of your stories it was just and then like he he tells these stories and it's supposed to be wisdom i mean i i did fall asleep for a second but then i popped back up up. Yeah, you popped up at like, who's been shot? Which theater is this? I got confused because they show the son watching some other play. The family was out at a bunch of plays the day that Lincoln was shot, and
Starting point is 00:27:17 they all go to separate theater just in case. Because if they didn't have Secret Service, they just had let's not all go somewhere together and uh anyway i got confused by that the first time i saw it because i was drunk but then i saw it again now i get it you know what i just saw recently free the slaves here we go black history month you guys starts at midnight speaking of black history month i just saw my first Tyler Perry movie. Everybody remembers where they were when they saw their first
Starting point is 00:27:49 Tyler Perry movie. I'm holding out until marriage. I guess it was the most recent one where he's in witness protection. Medea's witness protection. Medea's in witness protection. You just read the title and you really don't have to go.
Starting point is 00:28:07 You could just, oh, she would be crazy in that situation. You know what, though? Here's what. I was pleasantly surprised at how great he was as Medea. That's a wonderful, joyful, charming character. I loved her. I loved Medea. That's a wonderful, joyful, charming character. I loved her. I loved Medea. Have you seen any of the
Starting point is 00:28:30 You haven't seen any of the movies. I've seen him. I've seen him. The movies are terrible, but that character is so beautiful. So sweet. I loved her. But I also loved, I saw Jack and Jill and I fell in love with Jill
Starting point is 00:28:45 so I think I have a soft spot for like giant sketch male characters in drag I do I just do so you love all
Starting point is 00:28:56 every version of Hairspray that's correct cause every every one of those has to have a guy why couldn't it be played by a woman once
Starting point is 00:29:03 the first guy it was like a fun gimmick then the next time it's like oh we're still gonna have a guy. Why couldn't it be played by a woman? The first guy, it was like a fun gimmick. Then the next time, it's like, oh, we're still going to have a woman play this. Okay, all right. Sounds solid. Well, because Divine was a man. It's not broke, why fix it? Look at that.
Starting point is 00:29:17 What's everybody... All the fellas on the panel are suddenly interested in something in the front row. Well, there's a party down. Oh, my. She just happens to be wearing a pink bow tie. She's wearing a party down pink tie and a tuxedo shirt. You think it's for the show?
Starting point is 00:29:34 I think that's just how she dresses. Because she's got catering in her lap. She brought some sort of food. What is that? Cupcakes. Cupcakes. All right. So that's going to be her name tag.
Starting point is 00:29:44 So if one of you dicks doesn't pick her, one of you better. Yeah. Who have I talked to about movies yet? We've got to get into the next part of the show, but I always like to ask everybody. Hi. Have you seen anything?
Starting point is 00:29:59 I saw a movie in Sundance called Toys House, and that was really good. There you go. No, no. It's by, well, Megan and Nick are both in it. Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally. And it's directed by Jordan Vogt Roberts.
Starting point is 00:30:16 Mm-hmm. And that's all. I know that dude. Yeah? All right. Yeah, he did Successful Alcoholics with T.J. Miller and what's her name? Lucy Kaplan.
Starting point is 00:30:28 Lucy Kaplan, yeah. Yeah, that was great. And this movie was really good as well. Yeah, that guy's good. All right. I just watched a movie today, actually, that was great, called Undefeated,
Starting point is 00:30:42 a documentary about baseball. Really good, yeah. You saw that? It was terrific. Really good. a documentary about a baseball really good yeah you saw that it was terrific it seems like a lot like you have to sit down to it and be ready for i watched it in 15 like a little bit like medea goes to jail and medea witness protection like you just got to prepare yeah it's very emotional and you don't have to give a shit about football to enjoy it. Maybe you should just wait for Medea Coaches Football to come out. That's great. But that is a cool movie and a good recommendation. People are always asking me for documentary recommendations,
Starting point is 00:31:17 and I'm happy to give them because as long as the subject's interesting, it's hard to fail the documentary. They only come out if they film some stuff that was pretty awesome. You know what I mean? Not too many documentaries come out and go, you know what, this turned out to be really boring, but let's go ahead and look at the day in the life of a factory worker in real time. About Undefeated is they must have
Starting point is 00:31:45 started shooting it having no idea Just hoping that something great would happen. Yeah, and it did. It totally happened. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:53 I just watched a 16-hour Beatles documentary. Okay, first of all, it was not that long. It was. It was. It took me like two weeks.
Starting point is 00:32:04 Oh, okay. How long it took you to watch it? No, it's 16 hours, but it was really great. And it was by the Yoko Ono estate, so it only deals with the music for like... So the running time is 16 hours? Well, it's like eight DVDs, and some of them are like two hours. It's the one that the three living Beatles made in the 90s, in 95. It's 2003, I think.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Really? I think it was... I think if it's the same one... Oh, let the games begin! But it was so good. It's six DVDs. It's like a picture of... The picture on the cover is them
Starting point is 00:32:43 on an old poster. Anthology? Yeah. Anthology is what someone in the audience thinks it's called? Was it that? This was from 2003. Okay. Did you see, didn't Scorsese just do one for HBO or something?
Starting point is 00:32:58 I want to see. George Harrison. Yeah. George Harrison. No, Scorsese did one on George Harrison, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And that had a lot, obviously, a lot of Beatles stuff in it. Oh, was he in the Beatles?
Starting point is 00:33:09 Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I was just kidding. But he left when they didn't accept his application for wings. Did you know that when the Beatles were touring, they had to stop touring because people were screaming so loud they could not hear their instruments.
Starting point is 00:33:30 For like two years, they would go perform and it was just like, they were just screaming. So they had to stop touring. Beatlemania. That's part, I mean, that's part of why they stopped touring. But like, if they had just done a Monday at Largo, that would have been a fun show. But you know what they say about that, though?
Starting point is 00:33:51 That was also at a time when women had, this is going to get a little kooky, but when women had no outlet for sexual expression. Is that why? Oh, you're right. Literally. Because I'm like, who are these people? They're collapsing themselves.
Starting point is 00:34:04 They're falling to the floor. It would get so worked up. Ambulances. literally like because I'm like who are these people like they're collapsing themselves they're like falling to the floor would get so worked up ambulances because they had no other way to express that interesting Beatlemania
Starting point is 00:34:12 interesting and there was a lot less making me horny a lot less media but they got enough attention that you know like everyone watched
Starting point is 00:34:22 Ed Sullivan so they were on that so that you know just it's right I just mean that fervent like energy I don't know that that could happen again You know, like, everyone watched Ed Sullivan, so they were on that. So that, you know, just... Right, I just mean that fervent, like, energy. I don't know that that could happen again. No, I know what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:34:32 I thought it was them, but it's not. The birth control pill ruined it. One time a goat was walking down the street. Lincoln sounds a little bit like Bane. Now that I think about it. We're going to free the slaves. And you white people will endure. All right.
Starting point is 00:35:04 Let's play some games, you guys. That's what everybody's really here for. We all know Burning Love's going to be hilarious. We just need to see how you are at playing weird trivia games from the mind of me. This first one that I would like to play is called How Much Did This Shit Make? But, June,
Starting point is 00:35:31 this movie is not shit. I've decided to go another way with it. This is a movie that made far less than it deserved to make. Far less. In my opinion, and I think we will all agree. You said, I'm sorry, the title of this game is
Starting point is 00:35:46 How Much Did This Show Make? Or Shit? How Much Did This Shit Make? Because usually I pick a shitty movie. Okay. You know what I mean? In this case, I do not think this movie is shitty. If this part's tripping you up,
Starting point is 00:36:02 you're going to have some serious problems tonight. The movie that I would like you guys to guess how much it made in total box office dollars in the North American theaters, without going over, Price is Right style. The film, I think we can all agree it's a classic. Wet Hot American Summer.
Starting point is 00:36:32 If all of you guys had seen it when it came out, it would have made more money. But you all discovered it later. Most of you. This is according to BoxOfficeMojo.com So what's, June, what's your... So this is just ticket sales.
Starting point is 00:36:48 This is just ticket sales. Yeah, yeah. It's not, doesn't include other things. I'm going to say a number. I'm going to say... Because I don't think it had a wide release. I really don't know, though. So I'm going to say
Starting point is 00:37:03 $800,000 Erica we need to get her a microphone I don't think I do but $35,000 it's like something crazy. I'm going $1. That's the move on Price is Right
Starting point is 00:37:33 is just bid $1. I'm going to go with $1 million. Jerry? Jerry get a microphone and he brought beers for some of the panelists so that's very nice of him. June's guess was $800,000 I'm gonna go
Starting point is 00:38:00 $799,000. That's how we play The Place is Right, people. That's how we do it. There's a strategy to all this. No. See, the last time
Starting point is 00:38:14 we did a show here, I got confused about something Nick Kroll did, and I sounded stupid, but this time I'm pretty sure that that's a horrible bid
Starting point is 00:38:25 because you've only got that $1 window. Oh, yeah, it is. Oh, God. What have I done? Wait. Wait, no. Don't worry about it. I didn't lock that in.
Starting point is 00:38:42 There's another game coming up. I want a landline. I want a landline. I want a landline. I want a landline. Can I call my mom? It's okay. We'll just go to Martin. It's very low stakes here.
Starting point is 00:38:57 Nobody wins anything at this point. Wait, what? You will get to go first in the next game. Jesus. You get to go first in the next game you get to go first in the next game if you win this game oh okay yeah
Starting point is 00:39:07 one million and one dollar and then if he bids one million and two then I think that'll wrap that up what did Erica did you say $35,000 alright I would say $35,000? I did. All right, I would say $85,000.
Starting point is 00:39:36 Erica, do you think you know how much Ken would say if he was here? Do you think he would know, or is he not that kind of person that would keep track of something like that? I feel like he might know. The thing with he, with him in the van and what happens to it, because I don't even want to say it, because it's one of the, I've never laughed harder I don't think, at anything in a movie.
Starting point is 00:39:54 So watch Wet Hot American Summer again and wait for Ken to do something with a van. Alright, so to recap, wow, I think Adam is our winner. Yeah, Adam is our winner because it made $295,000.
Starting point is 00:40:32 But Jerry would be next. And then June. So congratulations to Adam. And I'm sorry to Wet Hot American Summer, because that is a national shame that we all share. I saw it in a theater. But you're right, it probably had a very limited release. All right, we'll start with Adam and then come back the other way
Starting point is 00:41:04 in a round of another low stakes game called ABC Deez Nuts. A couple people in the back love this game. I love it because I get to be more involved in what we're
Starting point is 00:41:20 going to do. So we'll start with Adam. He has to name a movie that begins with the first letter of the words we're going to do. We'll start with Adam. He has to name a movie that begins with the first letter of the words we're trying to spell. And just for the fun of it, if he says the same movie that I wrote down without telling anybody before the show, then you'll automatically win the game.
Starting point is 00:41:39 I mean, that's true of anybody. And it's only happened two or three times. I think three now. And we're going to spell out burning love of course and uh the first letter to you adam is b you just need any movie that begins with the letter b and if you say the movie i wrote down it'll end this thing right now we can get on to the real game. Born in East L.A.? I thought you and I might be on the same wavelength. Burning Baby Boom? But no.
Starting point is 00:42:12 No, no. It's a film you're in called Bachelorette. Okay, Martin, the letter is U. I'll even think about the movie I wrote down to help you. letter is U. I'll even think about the movie I wrote down to help you. Undercover Brother. I wish, I wish. I went with Uly's Gold. All right, the letter is R, Jerry. Any movie that begins with the letter R. R. I know, it's harder than it sounds.
Starting point is 00:42:51 No, I'm trying to get... You have three seconds. I'm trying to get in your mind, Doug. I'm trying to get in your mind. Don't even go to the trouble. Let me tell a quick story. One time, I was murdering a man with only one hand.
Starting point is 00:43:24 The other one was feeding a homeless man. All right, I got it. Red Dawn. Oh, that was worth the wait. But we have to, which year? Oh, come on. The original, 83. No, I didn't pick that.
Starting point is 00:43:44 I went with Ready to Wear. A.K.A. Pret-a-Porter, yes. Was that like a mockumentary? What was that movie? That was another Altman movie, but it was about fashion. Isaac Mizrahi was in it, right? Yeah, because he had kicked ass with... There was footage, though, that was real.
Starting point is 00:44:06 Yeah, like of catwalks and stuff, I think. I think he got real, but he had done so well with the player, like inside movies and, you know, MASH inside. I'm explaining Robert Altman to you guys. But anyway, this one is not good. It's really quite awful. You had a lot of time to think there, Natasha. But I didn't get ahead of ourselves. I totally forgot that part. I don't blame you.
Starting point is 00:44:54 I don't think I yeah I didn't really stress that part that heavily. So I have N. N yeah any N word. I mean not any not any N word but you know an N title that begins with N.
Starting point is 00:45:09 And this is a movie that you're thinking about. Well, okay. I wasn't until you said it, but now I'll think about it. I'm more psychic when I'm high, but I don't know which direction it works. Nashville. Oh, that's a fun guess. I said nobody's fool. I don't even know what that is.
Starting point is 00:45:30 Paul Newman. Oh. Okay. Sounds good. Erica, you get the letter I. Iron Man 2. I like that. I think I have picked that in the past,
Starting point is 00:45:45 but I went Inglorious Bastards. Yeah. June, another N word. Your type of movie? Never Been Kissed? You know, that's one of the better ones, actually. I kind of like that movie. But I said Next Friday, because that's more of the better ones, actually. I kind of like that movie. But I said next Friday,
Starting point is 00:46:07 because that's more of my kind of movie. Okay, we're back to Adam. And the letter's G. Grab it and go? I just made that up. grab it and go? I just made that up. Sounds like a perfect afternoon to me.
Starting point is 00:46:33 Googly eyes. I just made that up. I'm going to do that sometime. We'll do a version where everybody just makes up a title and see if it matches the title I made up. Goonies. I think made up. Goonies. I think it's The Goonies, but we'll take it
Starting point is 00:46:50 because it's wrong anyway. I picked Gothica. Halle Berry movie? Yes. Guess the date right now. Do you have it written down? Do you have the date written down? No, I barely have Gothica written down. I couldn't remember if it was a CK or just a K.
Starting point is 00:47:11 Martin. L. L. Are you looking at it again? Mm-hmm. Lincoln lawyer Was I right? I wish you were right
Starting point is 00:47:32 That would be very exciting But I went with a motion picture called Leap Year Starring Adam Scott Because that would have been really fun if we landed on Elle and you had your own movie kind of like back when we did Bachelorette. It would have been funny
Starting point is 00:47:53 if it happened twice. I had made up a movie title for Martin's. It's a really good one. It's a great... For Elle. Tell them. Looking up at the stars. That does sound like a really fun movie.
Starting point is 00:48:08 Oh, Jerry. Orca. No, a movie you were in called Obsessed. Martin, what'd you say? What? Who said that movie was incredible? Oh, Adam said that? You like that?
Starting point is 00:48:24 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. V, Natasha. Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Okay, show off. We didn't need three movies.
Starting point is 00:48:40 Just the one would do. I like that movie, by the way, I would like to say.. Oh well, don't ever bring that up in front of Pete Holmes because he will spend the rest of your life doing his impression of Javier Bardem wanting to take you to Oviedo. Just come with me, we'll have some wine. I can't do it as good as him.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Okay, E is the next letter. Oh wait, did I say what I said? Varsity Blues. And E for Erica. Eddie? It's from Whoopi Goldberg. That's what they were saying when they were making it. Eddie?
Starting point is 00:49:18 Really? Is that the Whoopi Goldberg basketball comedy? Yeah. Awesome. Classic. I went with Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind. And so nobody wins ABCD's nuts. And it doesn't matter because now is the real,
Starting point is 00:49:33 this is when the real show starts. One hour into the podcast. Maybe 55 minutes in because we started a few minutes late. Let's see those name tags, everybody. Of course, Long Hair Beard Club has a box of Frosted Flakes because his name is Tony.
Starting point is 00:49:55 Well done, Tony. It's such a shame that this is a podcast. Can people see this somehow? It's so beautiful that you have these amazing fans. No, but I'm happy that someone's finally describing it to the listeners. It is beautiful. I happy that someone's finally describing it to the listeners, how it is beautiful. I mean, someone's made, they've got lights flashing. This is like major production.
Starting point is 00:50:14 Yeah, and it says John-er on it. What does John-er mean? My name. Your name is John-er? John-er. John-er. All right, John-er. Good luck getting picked.
Starting point is 00:50:29 There's a big weed thing that says William. Of course, I don't do the picking, but someone else actually brought a rose. Who brought the rose? What's your name? Kat? Kate. Kate Rosette, it says.
Starting point is 00:50:44 I thought it said Ronstadt. Oh, Kate, K-A-I-T. Interesting. What is the big bucket of margarita? It is a big bucket of margarita. All right. What does that mean? Like it's mixed and everything?
Starting point is 00:50:59 You just add ice? No, you have to add tequila. And tequila? It's a bucket. Oh, it's for after you drink all the tequila. You want to have
Starting point is 00:51:11 that bucket sitting around. All right, so we got a silence of the lambs with a little pot leaf over my face. That's very cute.
Starting point is 00:51:21 There's a coconut over there. So yes, just get up and oh, Natasha's, I don't know what she's doing. Oh, good idea. She's going to take a picture a coconut over there. So, yes, just get up and... Oh, Natasha's... I don't know what she's doing. Oh, good idea.
Starting point is 00:51:27 She's going to take a picture. Here we go. But, yeah, everyone just go ahead and get up and just go select who you'd like to play for. Look around the back a little bit if you think somebody might be hiding back there with a name tag that speaks to you. Natasha's getting a picture of everybody.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Say hi! Yeah, you get to pick one of those people after you're done dicking around with your camera. You get to pick somebody to play for. Do I gotta hang out with them, or what happens? Well, you didn't bring anything for the prize bag, so I'm thinking when they come to the premiere on Tuesday, you're gonna be there.
Starting point is 00:52:05 Maybe you could talk to them for a couple minutes at the party. I mean, I've got to take these reasons. Not more than a couple of minutes, because, you know, they'll probably start talking about movies, and you'll be like, what? What? I love what June selected as her name tag because now Bullseye is going to get some action.
Starting point is 00:52:33 I bet you that stick goes in a few interesting. You've got a horse head on a stick. So this is, you're playing for the Godfather? Does it have a name? I'm playing for Susanna. Susanna, okay. And she brought a, what do you call those things? Polo pony?
Starting point is 00:52:53 Pole pony? Pogo stick? Pogo stick? No. You don't jump up and down on that. But don't read this at the bottom. They wrote, I think they wrote a shithead on there. If you have a shithead written on the back of your name tag, don't read it out loud.
Starting point is 00:53:05 That's for at the end. If you lose, I'll say that on their behalf. That's their consolation prize. So we'll have a lot of shitheads at the end of this one. Erica, who are you playing for? It looks like... Chad Baca. It's like a little mini Chewbacca.
Starting point is 00:53:23 It's like a mini Chewbacca with a giant head, and his name is Chad. Chad Baka. It's like a little mini Chewbacca. It's like a mini Chewbacca with a giant head, and his name is Chad. Chadbaka. That'd be great if that was your real name. You should think about having a change. Like if you're a salesman, how you doing, Chadbaka? I can't do it. Natasha's playing for Kate.
Starting point is 00:53:45 K-A-I-T. Kate at K-A-I-T. She has the rose. She brought a rose. This doesn't have to do with the movie, right? What? Does this have to do with the movie? She knew some cast members from Burning Love would be here
Starting point is 00:53:56 because she read one of my tweets. So she brought a rose for whoever is coughing the most. She's hoping to get it back after the show, and then she's going to lick it. Jerry, you picked the Silence of the Lambs, dude. Sam. Sam of the Lambs? Silence of the Sams. All right, Sam, good work, good Photoshopping.
Starting point is 00:54:22 And Martin, who are you playing for? Tony the Tiger and my fellow Beard Club member. Is there cereal in the box? Yeah. Does Martin get to keep it or snack on it? I could go for a handful.
Starting point is 00:54:37 I'll eat it. I eat it straight out of the box. You can have some, yeah. I'm willing to share. And who brought the party down cupcakes? Cassie did. Cassie brought those. Casey, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:54:51 Casey. Jesus. That'll never happen again. No wonder that show is gone. But that's a very cute outfit that she wore, and congratulations Cassie I'm going to write it down
Starting point is 00:55:12 but I'm going to spell it my way so that I will be able to recognize it K A C E E Casey that's how it's spelled and since Adam won the last thing we'll let him start K-C-E-E. Casey. That's how it's spelled. And since Adam won the last thing,
Starting point is 00:55:31 we'll let him start with the Leonard Maltin game. And then we'll move to... Let's go to Martin after him so that it takes a while to get to the less familiar with the game. That's how I like to play it. You'll figure it out by the time it gets to you, right? Yeah. Women are better at the Leonard Maldon game than men. It's been proven.
Starting point is 00:55:56 And you get to pick between the following categories, Adam, playing for Casey. Would you like In Theaters Now? That's movies that are in theaters now. Or In Theaters Hey Now? And that's the films of Gary Shandling and Jeffrey Tambor.
Starting point is 00:56:15 Not necessarily together. And at Big Jim Moser on Twitter suggested Plaque History Month. And that's films that have one or more dentists in them. I'll take Hey Now. Okay, Hey Now.
Starting point is 00:56:34 This is a movie with either Gary Shandling or Jeffrey Tambor in it. Leonard gives it three stars. It's from 2009. He says about this movie that the unrated version runs 108 minutes.
Starting point is 00:56:55 And he also says that the movie is ingeniously plotted. From 2009, three stars. And he lists about 13 names. Yeah, 13 names. And one of those names is possibly either Gary Shandling or Jeffrey Tambor.
Starting point is 00:57:21 I'm going to stick my neck out and say that it's not both. I don't know if they've appeared in a film together. Adam, use your microphone. I'll go... Six names. Okay, that's a good opening bid. Martin says, Name it, bitch.
Starting point is 00:57:51 All right, so that's... So, okay, that's what we're gonna do. We're gonna give Adam six names. That's sort of a traditional thing. He didn't start it. Yeah, Chris Evans said it to Leonard Maltin. He did? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:17 I was there, right? Yeah. I guess. Yeah, Chris Evans was the drunk one to your right. And Leonard Moulton was the other gentleman to your right. And your six names, I'm not even going to give you the clues again because I'm disgusted by Martin's gameplay. An established great player, you give him six names,
Starting point is 00:58:44 there's no way he's gonna, there's no way he's gonna blow this. Cleo King, Rob Riggle, Mike Epps, Mike Tyson, Rachel Harris, and Ken Jeong.
Starting point is 00:58:57 Yeah, it's The Hangover from 2009. That was a lucky guess. Run away, train never coming back. All right, no, Jerry's still here. Jerry still has a chance to be a part of this. But we're going to start. Oh, yeah, Martin challenged Adam So we're going to start with you, Jerry
Starting point is 00:59:27 And then we're going to go back through the fellas And then around down here to June Because we switch the order every time What were the categories again? Hey Now, In Theaters Now, and Plaque Plaque History Months If we were just going to let you pick from the original three categories
Starting point is 00:59:44 Here's three more Oh, okay Yeah were just going to let you pick from the original three categories, here's three more. Okay. Yeah, you get to pick between new ones. Okay. Because you've been sitting there thinking about those other categories. I have. I know what you were doing.
Starting point is 01:00:05 Would you like, at Austin the Burge, B-E-R-G-E, suggested Black Reacher, and that's movies.'s movies Hey, I have no idea. What did you just say? You know there's a movie called Jack Reacher? This is Black Reacher and it's movies that have a little person who is African American. Okay, next. Again, Austin the Burge
Starting point is 01:00:27 submitted that as I would never. Next. At JB2000, oh, Master JB2000, excuse me, Master, suggested Veggie Tales, and that's movies where someone is in a coma. So funny.
Starting point is 01:00:47 Or at Merkin McGee, who I might have picked this one more for the name than for the category, Merkin McGee, suggested Tango Unchained. And that's movies where Sylvester Stallone gets out of prison. Tango Unchained, and that's movies where Sylvester Stallone gets out of prison. Tango Unchained.
Starting point is 01:01:12 Oh, God. Oh, God, I want to pick Tango Unchained so bad. Oh, I can't wait for when Ass Backwards comes out. I'll be able to come up with something fun for that. God, what was the first category again I'm sorry I got so confused The first one was Black Reacher Black Midgets
Starting point is 01:01:32 Let me do Let me Yeah that's I'll do Black Reacher please For a hundred It's probably best to just get this category I'll do Black Reacher, please, for $400. Okay. It's probably best to just get this category gone. We'll edit out this part.
Starting point is 01:01:59 Jerry, this movie's from 2003. Three stars from Mr. Malton. I might give it a little more than that I like it he calls it he says it's provocative and he also says that it is oh Cloris Leachman appears unbilled. The great Cloris Leachman showed up in this thing somewhere.
Starting point is 01:02:33 And Leonard lists nine names. How many names do you think you can get it in and become the seven-time winner of the Leonard Moulton game? I'm Douglas Webby's. Let me do five. Five names. Okay, Martin. I know the three words you want to say. Yeah?
Starting point is 01:03:00 What do you think they are? Name it, bitch. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. think they are name it bitch yeah yeah yeah I'd like that's what I'd like to say name that movie bitch but I don't mean that is like it's not derogatory okay again I question your gameplay five is a lot of names for a good player. He's kind of got six. Do we count Cloris Leachman? Yeah, he gets Cloris Leachman also. Well, that's six then. Yeah, six names you're letting him have.
Starting point is 01:03:35 Doesn't seem fair. Again, I'm not going to give him the clues again. I'm just going to trust that he knows that A.J. Naidoo, John Ritter, Bernie Mac, Lauren Tom, and Lauren Graham are all in. Jerry. Is this really happening? Bad Santa. Yes!
Starting point is 01:04:01 Yes! That is impressive. To you, yes it is. That was like a magic trick. To people screaming at their listening devices while Jerry thought about it. Yeah. But good job, Jerry.
Starting point is 01:04:21 Proud of you. Thank you. Since Martin challenged him, we're going to start with Adam. But June, you're up next. Finally. Yes. And Adam gets to pick the category between
Starting point is 01:04:35 At Fred Watford suggested Chuckle and Flow. And that's period comedies. Chuckle and Flow, and that's period comedies. Chuckle and Flow. Thanks, Fred. And Martin Urbano suggested Dom and Dahmer, and that's movies about serial killers. And coming back around to the top of the lineup, in theaters now. And coming back around to the top of the lineup, In Theaters Now.
Starting point is 01:05:05 Hmm. Flow meaning menstruation. That's the joke, yes. Period comedy. Period comedy. I'll go the... I know what June's hoping you'll pick. The period comedies?
Starting point is 01:05:22 Okay, yeah, yeah. Hustle and flow. Okay. pick the period comedies okay yeah yeah hustle and flow okay this one is from 1995 leonard gives it three stars i've always heard good things about it tried to watch it once couldn't get into it um leonard calls it deliciously eccentric and he also said that it's good fun and based on a novel. And five, six, seven, nine names.
Starting point is 01:05:52 Back to nine names again. How many do you think you can get it in? Adam Scott. Well. Well. 1995. And it's about menstruation or menstruation happens in it? It's not about menstruation.
Starting point is 01:06:14 Period as in old. Like, takes place in another time. Period films. The flow thing was just a... Are you serious? Yes, I am. I'd like to know what period comedies you narrowed it down to.
Starting point is 01:06:34 I actually thought the same exact thing. And the first one I thought of, and I have no idea if period blood is in this movie, but I was thinking of... Don't say anything, though, yet. Don't give anything away. But wait, because it's flow, and then you said period comedies.
Starting point is 01:06:49 I seriously thought... Yeah, chuckle and flow, period comedies. It's like too much of a... It's an extra play on words. Okay. Yeah, it played right back. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so it's a comedy that takes place in another time.
Starting point is 01:07:05 Yeah. I would not have picked this category. It could be Boogie Nights. It could be American Graffiti. Do you know if there's menstruation in this movie, though? Your question still stands. I dare to say there is because it is a comedy that has female characters in it. So whether they mention it or not is a whole other thing.
Starting point is 01:07:31 Like I said, I didn't even see the whole thing. It's just based on a book. That's the only hint. And it's in 1985. And it's good fun for a period comedy. Yeah. And three stars. And I don't agree, really.
Starting point is 01:07:44 And deliciously eccentric. All right. I'll do 13 names. Out of nine names. Nine names. I'll do five names. And watch out for this one. Adam likes to pretend that he doesn't know.
Starting point is 01:08:03 So if I say I want to try, I have to do less than five names? You can bid four. You could bid, let's not bore everybody. But no, you can go all the way down to zero. Or negative names if you really, really think you know it. That's where you have to... You've never done negative names, Jerry? What is negative names? Negative names is if you say I can name it like in negative two names where you have to... You've never done negative names, Jerry? What is negative names?
Starting point is 01:08:28 Negative names is if you say I can name it like in negative two names, you have to name the movie and the top two billed actors in the right order. Yeah, it's quite a... And if you do that and then win the game, then that gets you into the next tournament of championships. Like only Sears or... Do you have a microphone anywhere near you?
Starting point is 01:08:47 I didn't say anything. He didn't say anything that was worth repeating, I guess. Did you say only seers would be good at this game? Is that what you were saying? Only seers would be able to, not seers at department stores. Right. Seers, people who are seers. Psychics and stuff.
Starting point is 01:09:04 Yeah, would be able to... Why don't they call those seers? You'd be surprised. Adam's done it. You've done negative names? Yeah, yeah. I think so. I think I've tried.
Starting point is 01:09:13 I don't know if I've ever successfully done it. Yeah, Sean Cullen got the fourth Star Trek movie in negative four names. Yeah, it was amazing. That's nerdy. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:29 All right, so... yeah it was amazing nerdy yeah alright so that's a top loading VCR where are we what's happening so I'm going to say name that movie please to Adam okay let's rethink this well let's pass the microphone to Natasha hang on to that and pass one to erica please how do you how do you two feel about not getting to play this game at all
Starting point is 01:09:51 i'm really good with that i think i've figured it out okay so i really all right so i'm gonna fight for you to get to play do you have any idea what this movie is? Do you think you might know? So just say four names. And then you've got to put it on Erica to say name it or not name it. Or she could bid lower if she wants. You could bid like three names. But that's if you think you know it. Maybe the three of us should just be on one team
Starting point is 01:10:17 and we just try to come up with it in a group. I think June will be alright without you. Okay. Well, she seemed nervous about it. Which is something I say every year around May. Boy. Okay, so... So, Erica, your option would be to force her to name it.
Starting point is 01:10:46 Just say name it. I mean, I don't want to force her to do anything. Oh, such a... That's what you want in a writer. But wait, I thought Erica, I thought you did know what it was. Do you have an idea? She did, but she's still better conservative for, you know, just so, yeah. And then Erica probably doesn't know what it is.
Starting point is 01:11:10 So she's going to say name it, bitch, but she's's gonna have a microphone for a sec name it bitch oh i like that well done your four names okay i think these names are helpful your four names are rufus sewell miriam margolis, Ian McKellen, sir, I believe, and Joanna Lumley. It's not what she thought it was. 1995. Eric is going to get on the board with a point. I thank apologies to Adam for talking everybody out of what they wanted to do. Gosford Park? I like that guess. It's not right, though. Apologies to Adam for talking everybody out of what they wanted to do. Gosford Park?
Starting point is 01:11:48 I like that guess. That's not right, though. But it wasn't deliciously eccentric. But the movie that was also starred Freddie Jones, Stephen Fry, Sheila Burrell, Kate Beckinsale, and Eileen Akins and is called Cold Comfort Farm. Ugh. Ugh. Yeah, that's some fucked up shit right there.
Starting point is 01:12:16 I would not have gotten that. Yeah, that's a period comedy for you. It's a very limited category. I think June and I both wanted to do this category because we thought it was period comedy. Yeah, but now seriously, what movies were you thinking of? The first movie that
Starting point is 01:12:31 came to my mind was The Sweetest Thing. Oh, okay. I thought of something about Mary, but I don't think there's periods in that. I don't think so. Carrie, of course. Super Bad had a period in it. Welcome to the Dollhouse did that have a period in it? I'm sure Napoleon Dynamite did.
Starting point is 01:12:48 Why are both of you men saying a period? Because if they had several of them, that would be a horror film. That would be a horror period comedy. I think that's how World War Z starts, is all the women get their period the same day shit goes crazy alright so this is exciting
Starting point is 01:13:14 Erica's on the board with one point and so are Adam and Jerry and June and Martin and Natasha just need to keep on swinging Natasha yep we're gonna start with you June and Martin and Natasha just need to keep on swinging. Natasha? Yep.
Starting point is 01:13:28 We're going to start with you. Okay. Erica will be up next. And you get to pick between In Theaters, Hey Now. Because we didn't do that one before, right? No, we did. Oh, we did do that, sorry. We didn't do In Theaters.
Starting point is 01:13:41 Black History Month. Don't you tell me which ones. Black History Month. Don't you tell me which ones. Plaque History Month. We didn't. Veggie Tales we didn't do. Coma movies. Or Stallone out of prison. Tango Unchained.
Starting point is 01:13:58 Which one of those do you like? Can I do in-theaters now? Is that still an option? Sure. I don't want to argue with you about it. It's not like it's your version of cheating, because someone else is going to win anyway. Right.
Starting point is 01:14:18 Right? I mean, most likely. Okay. When Leonard reviews a movie that's in theaters now, it's a longer review and he doesn't give any stars out to it he's about that later i love that about leonard after he sleeps on it so i have to pick clues out of this long review and i don't get to tell you what he rated it but of course it's in theaters now and uh he says about this movie is that he says about it that it is frustrating.
Starting point is 01:14:46 And he also says that it is tough that the movie has shortcomings. But there's passion. there's passion there's passion there's passion in this project and he lists a mere five names so Natasha you could start the bidding off with all five names
Starting point is 01:15:20 let's do five let's do five and that forces Erica to go with either four, three, two, one, or zero. If you think you know which movie it is based on those clues. It's in theaters now.
Starting point is 01:15:35 Four? She says four. What's June gonna do with that? I'll try three. She says three. We're back around to Adam. Sculpt. Two. You know, I was kind of hoping he'd get to say it again.
Starting point is 01:15:56 Really want to keep this tradition going. Whose turn is it? Do you guys listen to that sexist movie podcast? They play this bitch game. Love it. Adam said two names, Martin. That's what he said? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:16:16 And now it's my turn? Yeah. Yeah. What do you think I should do, Doug? I'm conflicted. Well, do you have kind of an idea what the movie might be? I got it. I know what I'm going to do. Name it, bitch. All right, well, congratulations to Adam Scott,
Starting point is 01:16:47 whoever he's playing for, because your two names in the In Theaters Now category are Samuel L. Jackson and Kerry Washington. Django Unchained. Full title, please. That's correct. The Django Unjained full title please that's correct the Django Unjained you have to say the D is silent I would have gotten that
Starting point is 01:17:13 just saying but you probably okay anyway I can't believe that he didn't like it well he kind of talks about Okay, anyway. He was Leonard Walden's shortcomings. I can't believe that. He didn't like it, huh? Well, he kind of talks about how long it is
Starting point is 01:17:30 and how, you know, violent it is. I'm not going to say anything else. How much time does Leonard possibly have left? He didn't like The Hobbit or Zero Dark Thirty
Starting point is 01:17:41 for the same reasons. Actually, he probably loved those. But I haven't spoken to anyone that liked The Hobbit or Zero Dark Thirty for the same reasons. Actually, he'd probably love those. But I haven't spoken to anyone that liked The Hobbit. Yeah, they're hard to find. They're mythical creatures.
Starting point is 01:17:55 You have to go to Mount Sauron. I didn't see The Hobbit, though. I think it has some great parts. I saw Zero Dark Thirty or as I like to call it
Starting point is 01:18:06 News the Movie. Over three hours. Why'd you save that till now? That would have been such a fun introduction to you. I'm saying it now.
Starting point is 01:18:25 Yeah. No, it's true. When it comes up. Oh, it did just come up, didn't it? That's true. Yeah, but Django's two hours and 45 minutes. It doesn't need to be that long. But I like it.
Starting point is 01:18:40 I sit there watching it in the theater going, this is too long, but I'm going to love having this on on cable while I'm doing other stuff. When they show this in a four-hour slot on FX, I will have it on. It will be my life wallpaper. Because I did love a lot of it, but I was frustrated. By what?
Starting point is 01:19:02 Django Unchained? Uh-huh. Did we think we were still talking about The Hobbit? Because I take it all back if that's what you thought I was talking about. The Gollum scene is great, right? We're still talking about Cold Comfort Farm. I guess Django Unchained is a period comedy. Could have fit that category.
Starting point is 01:19:24 Yes, Natasha? I thought Cold Comfort Farm is from the 80s. It's from 1995, apparently. What time period is Cold Comfort Farm in? I don't know. 20s.
Starting point is 01:19:38 Oh, okay. Sorry. I was curious. I was confused by it as well. I never saw the whole thing. She just knew right off the bat. It was one of. I know. I was confused by it as well because like I said, I never saw the whole thing but what I saw was... She just knew right off the bat. She did. It's like one of her favorite movies.
Starting point is 01:19:48 She was the one person that was excited that Cold Comfort Farm was an answer. So it's about a farm called Cold Comfort? It's like Downton Abbey if one of the sisters
Starting point is 01:19:58 went to live on a farm. Fantastic. Let me repeat that in case the listeners didn't hear. It's like Downtown Abbey. Just hear. It's like downtown Abbey. Just kidding. It's like downtown.
Starting point is 01:20:12 For the longest time, whenever I saw it in print, I just assumed it was. Anyway, she said it's like that if the sister goes and lives on a farm. That sounds awesome. It really does. It's like fish out of water. Joanna Lumley, she's the one from AbFab, right?
Starting point is 01:20:30 I've never seen her in anything else. Sorry, this has gotten way too off your... She's from what? Isn't she from Absolutely Fabulous? Oh. You know, isn't that your thing, Doug? Don't you love that show?
Starting point is 01:20:43 I saw an AbFab marathon on a plane once. Doug, I remember... The other channels were broken. I remember you and I sat and watched Ab Fab for hours in some house in probably about 1995. Do you remember this? No. I do not remember this.
Starting point is 01:21:07 It was with Karen Kilgareff and Maleva Barbula. Stop making up names. And I remember some show came on and you're like, huh, I didn't know
Starting point is 01:21:19 Jeremy Piven was in this. And the fact that you knew that guy's name, because at that point he was just like in character, like bit parts. Sure. This guy knows his shit. I'm glad I impressed you.
Starting point is 01:21:35 Do you remember that? I barely knew you. I remember that's where we met. Like you came around because we had a couple mutual friends. Yeah, yeah. And you hung out. Should we just talk after the show? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:21:45 Do you have to run off to do something else? What do you got cooking besides Parks and Rec? Nothing. Nothing in the can, as we like to say? Yeah, yeah. A movie that comes out at Christmas time. Okay. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. That comes out at Christmas time. Okay. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.
Starting point is 01:22:05 That comes out in a year. Christmas. Ben Stiller directed it? Yeah. Nice. Yeah. Martin Starr. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:14 Save the Date is available on demand. Still, yes. Yes. And we can look for, I already forgot the name of the Chris Evans movie. A Many Splendored Thing. When is this going to air? Is it a remake of the original? Isn't A Many Splendored Thing taken already, that title?
Starting point is 01:22:32 This isn't research that I've done. That was called Love is a Many Splendored Thing. And this is just called A Many Splendored Thing. Yep. So when is this going to hit internets near people? Tomorrow-ish? All right, great. Day after the latest?
Starting point is 01:22:47 I'm playing with a bluegrass band in Santa Monica, California. Oh, now the costume makes sense. That's great. Is Tony in the band with you? I mean, he's not not in the band with me. It's a place called the central and I think doors open at 8 p.m. when Saturday oh sorry on February 7th that's a good detail February 7th what city Santa Monica California that was solid the central the central so is that Why don't we go over all the details again?
Starting point is 01:23:27 Okay, here we go. I think we should all go to this, right? The 7th? I think I'm free the 7th. Let's just all go. We'll have a meet-up at your show. We're sold out. The show is now sold out, officially.
Starting point is 01:23:41 You like your crowd to just sort of listen to you Like background music Like while they're playing movie trivia games We play it really loud so you don't have any choice But to listen to us Awesome Jerry O'Connell What's going on? I got Burning Love coming out
Starting point is 01:23:57 Which is why we're here Team player That might not have come up if you didn't mention it And I have this podcast in a couple days Team player. That might not have come up if you didn't mention it. And I have this podcast in a couple days. That's about it. Which I tied for second. Well, the game is a whole different animal when you have six players.
Starting point is 01:24:21 Because you don't get to play as much as you'd like to. You probably were chomping at the bit to get into the action some more. No, it's okay. And win for Silence of the Sams. And could you pass that to me? Because I believe he wrote a shithead on the back of it. And the... What was this tone? Did you write something on the back of your box,
Starting point is 01:24:38 Tony? If you could throw that over here. Oh, I'm going to finally get to eat some of it, too. Oh, that's a full... You didn't even crack it. See, you must not smoke pot That's a good shit head, all right. Oh really okay and What's what's this picture being taken up is Are we all in it? Everybody's just staring. Everyone's just staring.
Starting point is 01:25:09 What's happening? Natasha, what's going on with you? I would just like to say... Where can people see your stand-up comedy that's all about movie trivia? No, I have to say, though, when I saw Jerry do that, that seemed like magic to me.
Starting point is 01:25:24 I thought that was really cool. When he did what? When he guessed that movie in two names. I just thought that was so cool. Anyway, I would have liked to see more of that. Maybe I'll start listening to your podcast. Yeah, listen to it. Happens a lot.
Starting point is 01:25:39 I'm going to be in Burning Love coming out on E! And you can see me, I go, I have dates coming up, you know? San Francisco and New York. What do you go to? NattyLeggy.com? That's right. No, it's Natasha Leggero, my name.
Starting point is 01:25:52 Dot com. Oh, okay. Dot com. I don't know. Yeah, I got my dates out there on the internet. They dropped already. Dates. NatashaLeggero.com.
Starting point is 01:26:02 I can't get enough of you and how you are on my show. The listeners love it. They hate it. I've gotten more hate mail from being on your show. People are like, you are so stupid. I don't understand why
Starting point is 01:26:18 just because you don't know movie trivia, you're stupid. I agree with that statement. movie trivia, you're stupid. It's not like a test of intellect. I agree with that statement. You don't have to know movie trivia to be smart. I bet a lot of scientists don't know movie trivia. Well, it's like categorizing of names.
Starting point is 01:26:38 It's not exactly. Yeah. A lot of comedians don't know a lot about movies. I've only met one or two I'm doing shows every night I can't watch movies all the time I had a lot of sex when I was younger I wasn't like
Starting point is 01:26:52 I was always going out and having fun Real fun I had a lot of direct experience of life growing up I think you've totally turned the people that don't like you, you just turned them around. You just completely turned them around.
Starting point is 01:27:09 And remember, she's only in this season of Burning Love a little bit. No, I'm just kidding. Thanks. No, you were a highlight of season one to be sure. Pants or no pants. And Erica,
Starting point is 01:27:21 do you want to repeat the crucial information again? Yes. Burning Love Season 2 will be on Yahoo! screen starting Valentine's Day, February 14th. Season 1 will be on E! starting February 25th. Season 3 will happen sometime this spring. Yeah, 3 is already happening.
Starting point is 01:27:43 Yeah. Natasha is actually in 3, not 2. Oh, okay. And 1. That's interesting. And 1, yes. Yeah, three's already happening. Yeah. Natasha's actually in three, not two. Oh, okay. Oh. And one. That's interesting. And one, yes. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 01:27:49 Honey. Yeah. I'm playing clubs and colleges across America. NatashaLeggero.com. She's on the no microphone tour. She just yells her act in a cute fur. Faux. That's faux, right?
Starting point is 01:28:03 No, Doug. What are you doing? Fishing your keys out of your purse now? Yeah. Getting ready to go. You're gonna put makeup on
Starting point is 01:28:13 right now on stage. Why not? Do you have a set somewhere else tonight or something? No, I just got some shit to do, you know? She's gotta go live life
Starting point is 01:28:24 and not watch movies I know those late night errands Gotta be run Is there a shithead written on the back of your Chad Baca? No? Alright, where's Chad Baca at? You gotta come up here and write one down for me Is there one on here?
Starting point is 01:28:40 Right down there Oh, okay Political And Natasha, who right down there oh okay political and Natasha where's your name tag at oh for the girl yeah the girl you played for so valiantly there it is
Starting point is 01:28:57 Kate did you put a shithead on the back of the card that came with the rose that's very cute love it oh okay and here just write it on there came with the rose. That's very cute. Love it. Oh, okay. Here, just write it on there. And thanks for dressing up like Steve Sizzoo. Or the guy in the Radiohead
Starting point is 01:29:21 video. Oh, it's your pen? Okay. Oh, Doug Benson is a shithead. You got back at me right away. Okay, do we have all of them? One, two, three, four, five. Yes, we have them all. Please.
Starting point is 01:29:42 Wait, we haven't heard what June's up to. Oh, sorry, June. When does Ask Backwards come out? Sometime this year. Okay. Burning Love airs February 14th. NTSF is airing another season this summer. And also, how did this get made? How did this get made not not how much did this shit make
Starting point is 01:30:09 two different things but mine was a play on your thing uh it's a fun podcast and i've been on a couple times screaming screaming about twilight crying we all get so excited talking about it but you weren't there that last time it was was just three dudes. Talk about a period comedy. It was three dudes just going off about how great Twilight is. The last one. But certainly not. The first one was great too.
Starting point is 01:30:35 I'm going to go back and revisit the first one on February 9th at Sketchfest, but I already mentioned that. Thank you guys for coming. One more time for all of my guests. Adam Scott, Martin Starr, Jerry O'Connell, Natasha Leggero, Erica Oyama, and
Starting point is 01:30:51 June Diane Raffael. Burning love. And you can give the rose back. Would you like your rose back, Kate? There you go. All right. She's going out of town, Kate? There you go. All right. She's going out of town,
Starting point is 01:31:06 so she can't properly care for that rose. Anything else you want to squeeze in? Because I'm about to say the last part, Natasha. No, I'm good. Okay. I'll be at Caroline's in New York in April. And as always, Stephanie Myers is a shithead.
Starting point is 01:31:25 Folding chairs are a shithead. Sorry, I'll do a shorter show next time. Karl Rove is a shithead. The Super Bowl is a shithead. And did you see this last one, June? Yeah, it's kind of mean, but I'm going to say it because I have to. People who like Madea movies are shitheads. There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies!

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