Doug Loves Movies - Casey Wilson, Paul Scheer, Drew Droege, and Clare Kramer Guest
Episode Date: November 12, 2013Doug welcomes "Ass Backwards" cast members Casey Wilson, Paul Scheer and Drew Droege, and returning Leonard Maltin Game winner Clare Kramer to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com.../privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seats with 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth.
There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug Loves Movies!
Hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love movies!
This is Doug Loves Movies.
Coming to you from the UCB Theater in Los Angeles
on Tuesday, November 12th to Ocean's 13.
I had fun, fun, fun in Austin, Texas last weekend
because that is what you do at the Fun Fun Fun Fest.
I will see you soon, Austin.
Like, real soon., like December soon.
Deet's coming shortly.
Cheap Drills Houston!
I'm coming to you Friday.
Warehouse Live, Friday night.
Stand up with some Leonard Maltin game at the end,
and then I'll be at the Alamo Drafthouse
on Saturday at 420 for a Benson movie interruption
of Love Actually.
Yeah.
It's a fun movie to interrupt.
Kansas City, Missouri, the Benson movie interruption is coming back to the KC Alamo Drafthouse
on Sunday, November 24th,
and the movie is Gothica.
Yeah, Halle Berry.
Did you guys see that?
Yeah, right?
This is the only way to see it.
Burt Kreischer's Dream Messages.
Check them out at Doug Lowe's Minis.
You'll get to hear them, and I don't listen to them.
But you can.
That's your choice.
Big announcement, you guys.
Huge announcement.
Not only am I doing stand-up and Doug Lowe's movies
on the Weezer Cruise next year
from February 13th
to 17th. That's right.
Valentine's Day and Presidential
Days. Day.
I'm giving
away a cabin on the
cruise here at UCB
at the taping on
Tuesday, December 10th
so bring your name tags and if you're over
21 and can fly yourself
to Jacksonville, Florida
laughter
fly yourself, sounds like you have to be a pilot
laughter
you know what I mean, like airfare isn't included
but the cruise would be completely free, food included, you know what I mean? Like, airfare isn't included. But the cruise would be completely free, food included.
You'd just have to pay for booze.
That's how they get you on the cruise ships.
Is that they're like, you gotta pay for booze.
And then you're like, you walk outside your cabin,
and there's somebody standing there with a tray of cocktails.
And you're like, yes.
Let's look in the prize bag,
you guys.
I'm very
excited about that prize bag
on December 10th, but this one,
this is no...
No, this is pretty
terrible. It's
for my friends at Talking
Dead, some emergency drinking water.
It's just a weird bag of water.
In case the zombie apocalypse comes.
They also included some emergency, because, you know, you don't want to get the zombie flu when that shit goes down.
I included a $10 gift card on iTunes.
You can go buy The Benson Interruption or anything else that you enjoy on iTunes.
You can go get Miley Cyrus singing about a wrecking ball.
I will not monitor what you do with it.
Of course, we've got the Leonard Maltin game rules.
We've got a copy of Gateway, Doug.
And then some other stuff.
Oh, and an Eastbound and Down lighter.
But then the other stuff is related specifically to one of the guests tonight.
We have four guests.
As you can see, we have four microphones set up and four chairs.
So please give a big, warm UCB welcome to returning game winner Claire Kramer
and Drew Droege,
Paul Scheer, and Casey Wilson.
Get out here, you guys.
Oh, look at that.
Wow.
Wow.
Hey, y'all.
Pick up your microphones.
Usually I have comedians who are all dying to pick up their microphones and start
screaming shit at me. You guys are like,
get to those.
What are these?
We'll touch those when the time is right.
First time guest, Casey Wilson is here,
you guys.
right? First time guest, Casey Wilson is here, you guys.
Woo!
Hello.
Promoting
her movie that's in theaters now
called Ass Backwards.
And you brought...
I brought some underwear.
Some underwear that says Ass Backwards
on it. Signed on the ass
by June Diane Rafel, who wrote the
movie with me and stars in it and myself.
And then three pairs not signed.
And one of them is
a little seemingly dirty. Are you giving all
three pairs to one person?
One person gets it all, yeah.
Really? Yeah, the winner takes it all, like that song.
So all they need is really one more.
Yeah, that one.
Which Pierce Brosnan
sang in the movie
he's the worst in that
it was
so uncomfortable
it was a day
when I met you
it was beautiful
the winner takes it all
oh Pierce
he could take it all
my favorite part
of that Mamma Mia movie
was the spinning roulette wheel
with Meryl Streep's face
in the center of it.
That was pretty
inspired artistry there.
I can't believe
I haven't seen that movie.
What?
I can't believe
it's something that I know.
It's like,
why have I not seen Mamma Mia?
I haven't.
I know.
Do you get to keep
your gay card?
I know.
I think I have to
give it away.
Isn't that against your people?
It is against my people.
I know.
I apologize.
Have you seen Moulin Rouge?
I have.
A million times. Have you lip syncedin Rouge? I have, a million times.
Have you lip synced?
What about Las Vegas?
Las Vegas?
Wait a second.
Las Vegas is the gayest movie.
It's about four homos who go to Las Vegas and get it on, girl.
Balls deep, you ladies.
There's an interview in Entertainment Weekly with those guys.
It's like a Q&A format interview where they all talk about how they hate being directed.
Morgan Freeman's like, yeah, if a director tries to tell me what to do, I'm like, I'm an actor.
You're the director.
Sit down.
What does that mean?
Kevin Kline's like, oh, yeah, I love when a director goes, I'm thinking this.
I'm like, I'm the actor here, buddy.
They were so like.
Yeah, they were totally douching off about directors.
Like hating directors.
You do your technical thing,
I'll handle the acting.
Morgan Freeman goes,
I only take two notes,
faster or slower.
That's the notes he took
when he was having sex with his granddaughter.
Too soon, Casey.
Sorry.
She's here, Casey.
Morgan Freeman's granddaughter is here.
She's a beautiful girl.
How are you, Heather?
Heather Freeman?
Heather Freeman.
I gotta introduce everybody.
Let's go down to
Paul Scheer is here, of course.
Thank you, guys.
So excited. Now, of course. Thank you, guys. Dressed. So excited.
Now, of course, Paul, you are an ongoing,
eventually we'll have you on in the Tournament of Championships
because you've already achieved.
I'm waiting to pick my moment.
Yeah.
You don't have to, you know,
you don't necessarily have to show off today.
I don't have to qualify.
You've already qualified.
So I can just phone it in.
So you can go easy on these guys.
Got it.
Roadhouse.
That's my guess.
Just use it.
You, of course, are in Ass Backwards,
and so is Drew.
But the thing I wanted to bring up
is that June Diane Raphael is not here,
and she co-stars and
co-wrote it with you. She did not want
to be here today.
She wanted to be on the other side of the country
for some reason.
Do you guys know what she's up to? She is filming a movie
and wishes she could be here, but I've got
these guys in. And you were not in the movie.
I was not in the movie.
Claire Kramer is back, returning Leonard
Maltin game winner.
And also I'm not in the movie. No, Claire Kramer is back, returning Leonard Maltin game winner. And also, I'm just enjoying the suspense
of her getting more and more pregnant.
The new game is when will I have my baby?
Yeah, when you're going to have your baby,
and also you're just solidifying most pregnant guests
in the history of the show.
I'm locking it down.
By really getting down to the wire.
Because most people will not want to be a guest
on the show when they're going to give birth at any
moment. My question is, would this be
the first podcast birth?
I feel like that would be cool. I don't know.
I would like to say
yes. Do you think the
four of us could midwife this baby
into the world? While we're doing a
Leonard Maltin game, we'll be like, we'll give you four
breaths to get this baby out.
I can do it in one breath.
And when are you due?
When are you due?
I'm due like Thanksgiving.
Okay, I'm not doing anything
between now and Thanksgiving.
Me neither.
I think we can all hang out here
until you give birth.
Let's just wait it out?
Yeah, let's wait it out.
Claire, let me ask you a question.
Thanksgiving is a good time,
I think, to have a kid.
Do you get nervous
because if you conceive
at the wrong time, you can screw up your kid and have a birthday at Christmas or something like that. And I think, to have a kid. You get nervous because if you conceive at the wrong time,
you can screw up your kid and have a birthday at Christmas
or something like that.
And I feel like that would really suck.
Yeah, you know, lucky me, I didn't plan it.
Oh, wow.
Thanksgiving's a little tight.
It's tight, but you know what?
When they come home from college that first year,
all their buddies will be there.
They'll have a good time.
Yeah, it's a party weekend.
It's good at college.
It's like, you know, my birthday. I got a good 20 yeah it's a party weekend it's good in college it's like you know
I got a good 20 years
out of good birthdays
around it
because people are home
it's a party weekend
exactly
I mean like my birthday
is Labor Day
it's the best birthday
because there's never
growing up there was never school
and you know now it's like
barbecues and you know
whatever
this is a good holiday
I'm gonna say Thanksgiving
is the new Labor Day
yeah
for birthdays
oh wow
you're really putting it out there.
I'm going to fucking call it. You said you were going to
say it, then you did say it. I did it.
Drew
Droege is here, you guys.
You've been on the show before, and I
swear I said your name wrong.
I don't remember that you did. I think you
just let it go. I do, because I've
heard it so many times.
I'm just a great person.
What do you play in Ask Backwards?
I play the pivotal role of homeless Norma
in Ask Backwards.
Is it your role over by the end of the opening credits?
Before the opening credits,
but let me tell you,
I had to do a lot of layered character work.
I play a down and out.
Let me tell you about Norma, you guys.
I want to say, at least you have a name in the movie.
I just play strip club manager.
And when I said to June and Casey, I was like, you know, I would like a name.
They thought I wanted just a better position.
Originally, I was like, oh, I was strip club manager.
Now I'm strip club owner.
He just boosted my position, not give me a name i never knew that he june was like paul wants the name
like a better title and i was like i guess he could own the place
wow it's interesting because it watching it you did seem like you owned it but there might just
be because it was an after yeah i put into my head by the credits.
Well, a manager does a lot of the same
jobs as an owner. I mean, a lot of these owners
don't check in on the girls, don't work with the
DJs, don't refill the
disinfectant. You know, I did the work.
Name only. You walked the walk.
Yeah, I did walk the walk. Claire is usually
really good about remembering to bring an awesome
prize for the prize bag, but she
didn't bring anything tonight.
She's pregnant. She's got a pregnancy brain.
First born.
I had a DVD
season four of
Alias, and I forgot it.
Of Alias?
Random. It's the best season.
Rimbaldi stuff is really coming to a head at that
point. Wow, that was an reference
that no one got.
Come on, guys. Alias, Jen Garner, a head at that point. So if I'm back next week. Wow, that was a reference that no one got. Come on, guys.
Alias, Jen Garner,
a top of her game.
Bradley Cooper,
bottom of his game.
One will be a star one.
Yeah, so Doug,
if I come back next week,
I'll bring double price.
If you come back next week,
you're the cockiest pregnant person.
No.
Well, I already know
that he's going to win. I don't think so.
Paul is great at the game, but you never know.
I know. I feel like he might be the happy beast.
You're working. You have two brains going
on over there, I feel like. Yeah, you do.
Or half a brain. But so Claire
signed the underwear, so that's
a nice prize. Very nice.
And Paul Scheer, what did you bring? It looks like
a bag of Halloween candy.
A bag of Halloween candy that we did not give out.
I made it a nice assortment, two blow pops, some stuff in there.
This is the perfect size to get through TSA.
Exactly.
Exactly.
It's backed up appropriately.
Under three ounces.
I also gave you a signed NTSF flyer that says,
Suck it, and I signed it.
And a sticker from our set from the bar that our characters hang
out in at NTSF called
Tig Bitley's and it just looks like a dick and
balls. Nice.
Oh it does now that you mention it.
With a couple of hands on there.
Emergency was contributed by me.
It was a thing that was given to me
recently along with this emergency
drinking water for the zombie
apocalypse.
Is anyone unclear about how to play the
Leonard Maltin game on the panel? No.
I think I know. You guys know?
There's instructions
on how to play? All the rules
are in one tiny corner. I wanted to bring up
a topic of discussion because I feel like
it's fresh in my head.
I saw that movie Man of Steel last night
because it was on iTunes. Oh, Jesus. I thought it was way better than... You did? Yeah, I thought it was going in my head. I saw that movie Man of Steel last night because it was on iTunes. Oh, Jesus.
I thought it was way better
than I...
You did?
Yeah, I thought it was
going to suck balls
and I was like,
I kind of like this movie.
I think that's why you liked it.
The rest of us went in
thinking it was going to be amazing
and it sucked balls.
Okay.
I was like,
this is not bad.
I don't know why...
I mean, besides...
I didn't hate it.
I didn't hate it,
but there's a lot
to hate about it.
The whole planet Krypton
is all dick-shaped ships. I thought that was weird. There's a lot of balls and things. but there's a lot to hate about it. The whole planet Krypton is all dick-shaped ships.
I thought that was weird.
There's a lot of balls and canes.
And there was a lot.
It was so long.
All that Krypton stuff was so long.
The Brutal Crow.
I'm like, surely you must be good.
I don't know.
I just felt like my childhood died with that movie.
I was like, oh, I hated that movie.
I wanted Zod to be a little bit more flamboyant.
But besides that, I was like, I'm in.
Yeah, Michael Shannon is pretty, he's as scary as it gets.
Yeah.
That guy.
Yeah, he was good.
I mean, I was with you.
He brought the intensity.
I wasn't disappointed, but I wasn't blown over.
It wasn't like the best thing.
No, I wasn't like.
Yeah.
But I did notice that they didn't hold the close-ups on Superman, which.
Oh, interesting.
Oh, see?
Are you guys having actor talk right now?
We're just chatting.
Lots of cutaways.
They cut away because you think he
laughed a lot at the end of takes?
Watch the pivotal scene again.
The pivotal scene. And they pull off.
And they pull off immediately.
Oh, wow. You're keeping your eye on things. okay the pivotal scene and they pull off and they pull off like immediately and you're like oh wow
yeah
you're keeping your eye
on things
yeah well you know
you're right
you know now that I think
of that it was really
short
yeah it was really fast
like in any other movie
that would be much longer
yeah totally
and I remember being there
and being like
mmhmm
yeah
and he looks
amazing
looks great
looks the part
looks amazing
yeah
and that's what they went for
that well there you go
that's really
30 minutes of like
blowing each other
through buildings though
I mean like there was
so many buildings
what was happening
you just wanted them
to blow each other
I wanted them to
just blow each other
I mean let's get to it
you guys
get these buildings
in the way
I wanted Las Vegas
right
I will say
I don't want to give
a spoiler to the movie,
but the way that
he dispenses of Zod
is pretty anticlimactic.
It's like,
oh, you can do that?
Didn't you just fly through
like a million buildings?
And well,
I don't want to spoil it,
but just say
the spinal cord of Krypton
is just as fragile
as the spinal cord of Earth.
All right.
But that's good.
I mean, you know, I've been having a lot of debates
with people about spoilers on the internet, you know,
because people still don't want to know how gravity ends.
And first of all,
not only has it been kind of long enough,
but, you know, some people are like,
I can't afford to see it
in the theater
I want to wait
and see it on DVD
it's like okay
but think of the movie
you're talking about
Gravity starring
Sandra Bullock
how many
possible endings
how many options
do they have really
that people are raving
about this movie
would people be raving
about it
if it ended horribly
yeah if it ended horribly?
Yeah.
If it wasn't uplifting in some way? But I will say, but don't you agree, I feel like, respect your own self.
You've got to check yourself.
When I don't watch Homeland for two weeks, and I see even the word Damien Lewis, I'm like, I'm off.
I don't look at anything.
I shut down websites.
Oh, it's totally true.
You've got to protect yourself.
It's about respecting yourself.
Exactly.
Put your world on lockdown.
Have some dignity.
Have some dignity.
And take care of yourself.
Take care of your body.
Take care of your mind.
Take care of yourself.
I am more than three episodes behind in Homeland.
I don't want to know anything.
And that's on you.
If you find out, that's on you.
It's on me, but I protect myself.
I protect myself.
Is there an app that cuts out any Homeland references on Twitter?
You can't go on Twitter or Facebook.
Yeah, you can't do that.
You gotta be off.
There's an app where anytime somebody mentions Homeland,
are you worried they'll slip in there?
I'm worried they'll slip in there.
And they'll call her Temple Grandin
and then say something about Homeland?
They found outsmarting the system.
I read any tweet that say Temple Grandin.
If Temple Grandin's like hashtagged in a tweet,
I'm on it.
I'm reading it.
My issue is not the blocking of Netflix.
You don't want Temple Grandin spoilers though, right?
But don't tell me how Temple Grandin ends.
Please.
I'm just on a lot of Frank Langella fan pages,
so that's where all the Homeland spoilers break.
Right, that's what's going on.
Have you seen the new cowboy shirt
that Temple Grandin
has been sporting
don't tell me about it
Doug
sorry
sorry I couldn't help it
it's just
it's a lot
so what do your
followers say
the moratorium
should be
well everybody
has a different opinion
but some people
say like
three to four weeks
into DVD release
what
what
yeah
are DVDs even coming out anymore?
Or Blu-ray or On Demand or whatever.
Ask Backwards is in some theaters throughout the country,
but it's also On Demand.
And spoiler alert, you both died.
I'll tell the end of it right now.
How does it end?
We both die in a fiery blaze.
It's a murder-suicide.
In space.
Yeah.
And Sandra Bullock kills my character.
Great cameo.
Great cameo.
Her character did not have a name.
She owned the franchise, actually, that you then owned.
That's it.
That's the Magic Mike franchise spinoff.
I like it.
Casey, I loved Still Love.
You can still love it
happy endings
thank you
and
scattered applause
thank you
that's just what
that's what kills
network TV shows
I know
is that scattered thing
it's quite alright
thank you for saying that
because I'm sure
everyone here
that clapped tonight
is also not
a Nielsen family
correct
thanks a lot
I don't know anyone
who's ever been in Nielsen my aunt just? I don't know anyone who's ever been in one.
My aunt just became one.
Oh, really?
Oh, wow.
Timing.
Yeah, I know.
Just now, I know.
My mom was growing up,
like in the 50s or 60s or whatever.
They were for like a year or something.
I think you do it for a year.
That's like a dream.
A dream.
I know.
It was like we were a Nielsen family.
We had it.
How did that at all?
Yeah, how are they selected?
I have no idea.
It feels like very old time.
I'm going to make
whiteboard and award.
Back then,
mom said they would go
and they put a box
in their TV
and they would just check
and see what they watched.
I mean, now,
but do people still do that?
I mean, that was like
early NSA shit.
Yeah, exactly.
My friend had the worst.
My friend was a Nielsen family for
radio, and they had to log
in in a book. It's like, ugh.
It just seems like work.
Listen to this
fan. There's no honor in that.
None. Listen to Hot 97
for 45 minutes.
Switched over to Kiss.
I'm on the after a nominating committee for radio show. Switched over to Kiss. I'm on the AFTRA nominating committee
for radio show.
Like, ugh, why?
Best performance of a newscaster.
AFTRA jokes.
Here we go.
What?
Cross that off the list.
Okay.
We can't make AFTRA jokes.
They're not funny.
We get it.
Got it.
I gotta ask you guys
if you've been in the movies lately.
Yeah.
Casey's thinking about it.
Paul, what do you got?
Well, I saw Man of Steel, but that's not movie, movie.
Sure.
Technically movie.
I guess I should have considered that you're part of this question.
I mean, yeah, I can go deeper.
You can name another one.
Yeah, I saw, well, I guess the last movie I saw in the theater was Ass Backwards,
because I saw it at the premiere.
Yeah.
Thanks, Paul.
There you go.
And then, yeah, and then I think I've had a long lapse.
Gravity, I think, was probably the last one I saw in the theater.
So we've covered all of it.
Yeah, we're good over there.
I saw Bad Grandpa, which I'm sure.
Oh, I saw Bad Grandpa, yes.
How was that?
How was Bad Grandpa?
I went in there like, what is this going to be?
I really don't have time for this.
And then I was literally like, what is this going to be? I really don't have time for this.
And then I was literally like,
ah!
Like laughing hysterically.
Like he would fall and I'm turning my way.
And I'm like, he fell!
The grandpa fell!
It's really funny.
I love those movies.
I will go, yeah.
It's super fun.
And there's like shit sequences
that are just so disturbing
and disgusting.
Yeah, he shits a wall in a diner.
I like you say that you're over that. Yeah, he shits a wall in a diner. I like how you say that.
You're over that.
Yeah, he shits a wall in a diner.
Yeah, yeah, that happened.
Well, it's fun because they show them,
in the end credits, they show him testing it.
Yeah.
And that's fun to see that they tested it.
They put some work into shitting on a wall.
The thing that I'm really fascinated by is that
it looks like a giant subplot was
cut out, which is Spike Jonze played
his love interest as an old lady
and then that woman from Eternal Sunshine,
I forget her name right now, Catherine Keener,
she played another
love interest in the movie. She was
his dead wife. And so in the credits
you see Catherine Keener in this old woman makeup
and you see Spike Jonze
but it's like
that seems like a giant
giant plot point
cut out of
two main characters.
That's like cutting
the werewolves out of
Lone Ranger.
That I don't get
that reference
but I imagine
that's what happens
supposedly.
They may have meant
that movie better.
There was a werewolf subplot
in Johnny Depp's
Lone Ranger.
I can't wait for iTunes
I can't call it
Johnny Depp's Lone Ranger because I give him all the blame.
One of Quentin Tarantino's favorite movies of the year.
Yeah, because Quentin Tarantino is crazy.
Yeah, insane.
It's got a couple of good sequences.
And they're only good compared to the rest of the movie.
I will say about Bad Grandpa, I don't quite know what you're talking about.
Even though I loved it, I also walked out of it.
And Paul has a problem with me.
What do you mean you walked out of it?
I walk out of a lot of movies
and it's not even like I don't like it.
Like something will come over me
and my boyfriend was like,
I don't really love this.
I was like, okay, we're out.
And I will just walk out.
And if something,
but I really enjoyed it.
So those two things coexist.
Your boyfriend did not enjoy it.
He wasn't loving like the shit stuff.
And he's like, I really feel sick.
So we had to leave.
So the audience is done.
You left during midnight in Paris.
Yes, I walked out of a movie.
You walked out of midnight in Paris.
Okay.
Right, because of the scene where Ernest Hemingway
shits himself.
But it was really bad,
and then Josephine Baker dances in it.
It's like, we don't need that.
Why does she need to dance around?
I know it happened.
I know that's historically accurate, but we don't need it.
Did you get to see
either of the times that Johnny Knoxville
had fake genitalia that was hanging way out
of his pants? Oh, sure.
The boyfriend might not have liked that.
There's a lot of swinging balls in it.
That strip club scene was my favorite
scene I think I've seen all year.
That was amazing.
Him in that strip club.
I love that bit. That was amazing. Him in that strip club. I've got to see it. I love that bit.
The swinging balls.
Yeah.
Just hanging out in his pants.
And then he also gets his dick stuck in a soda machine.
That kid is amazing.
The kid is really good.
The kid is, to me, it's all about the kid.
The kid is really good.
I would have liked to have seen more kid pranks.
I feel like the kid had a handful of pranks,
but I would have liked to have seen a couple more.
Yeah, because he's really...
Light on the kid for you.
Yeah.
That kid knew how to commit.
Oh, my God.
And ad-lib.
He really was good.
He goes up to strangers on the street
and starts calling them dad,
and then will not let them off the hook,
but nobody knows how to react to it,
because they can't be mean to a kid,
and they're also worried about the kid
it's a very weird thing
yeah he like
hugs their legs
daddy
and then when they
walk away he's like
goodbye I love you
did he
maybe he had an earpiece
maybe they just told him
what to say
but he's still
it's good stuff
it's really good
Claire
I was attacked by
Spike Jonze
on one of the Jackass movies
when he played the old lady.
Oh, really?
Yeah, on the street.
I was having breakfast
with my friend Pete
and this old woman
comes running up
without a shirt on.
Did anybody see this
in Jackass 2?
You're in Jackass 2?
I'm in it.
You signed the release?
I didn't sign a release for it.
I didn't sign it
because I didn't know
what it was.
And they were like,
and then finally we found out
it was Jackass
and I was like,
I love Jackass but I'm not going to sign was. And they were like, and then finally we found out it was Jackass, and I was like, I love Jackass,
but I'm not going to sign a release.
It was like right after Borat had come out,
and I was,
I mean, you know,
it's one of those things you're like,
I don't,
I, no.
So you don't speak in it?
I was talking a lot in it,
because she sits down,
she has no shirt on,
and she's like there with these titties,
and these people around the table were like,
oh my God,
that woman's in trouble.
And I was like,
this is a joke.
This is a hidden camera. No. And everyone's like, hey, that woman's in trouble. And I was like, this is a joke. This is a hidden camera.
No.
And everyone's like, hey, you're a horrible person.
And I was like, no, I know what's happening.
I saw like latex.
And I'm like, I think this is a man.
And so I just started interviewing.
I had no idea it was Spike Jonze, but I was talking to him forever.
And I was like, where'd you have breakfast today?
What happened to you?
And I was like really serious.
And then they were like, oh, you know, fill out a release form.
And I didn't.
So I don't know.
You can sue them now.
I can't wait.
If you're in it.
I'm going to get on that tomorrow.
Was your face not blurred?
My face is blurred.
But some people did recognize me because of my hair.
Yeah, yeah.
You don't.
It did blur.
It blurred out, yeah.
And I'm not talking.
I like that you recognize because of the latex, like your stagecraft way.
Oh, yes.
I see the latex.
I know my way around a Ben Nye kit.
I'm like, I know that. That's like a Wartman oh yes i know my way around a ben nye kit i'm like i know that that's like a work thing i know that i uh we just shot something uh on hollywood and highland and
you know they have all those people dressed up as like characters like johnny depp and jack sparrow
and we were taping stuff they have a johnny depp and a jack sparrow we got them together
we got them together to fight over who is the better version of each other. Johnny Depp was like, me,
because I get free shit. Speaking
of good movies, this isn't recent,
but have you seen the documentary about all
the characters? Yes.
One of those people
was an extra in a show that
I did, and I saw it after
I did the thing. I was like, oh,
it was crazy. Spoiler alert,
they're all really sad people
but the craziest
thing was
we brought those
cameras out
and they were the
hardest people to
convince to get in
front of cameras
and sign releases
I don't want any
attention
you're dressed like
Jack Sparrow
you're wearing a
Transformers costume
you don't want any
you weren't giving
them the grease
they want the grease
even for a jokey thing they want you to pay them a sweet five spot You don't want any of it. You weren't giving them the grease, though. They want the grease.
Even for a jokey thing, they want you to pay them. A sweet five spot.
The best movie is, very quickly, that one you told me about,
about the kids living at the Oakwoods.
Oh, yes, I've seen that, too.
What is that called?
It is, oh my gosh, it's amazing.
It's about child actors who live in the Oakwoods in the valley
where their parents drag them out for pilot season
and they open it with a flock of birds
as though they've, kind of the birds have migrated
so have these child actors from, you know, Iowa.
And their parents have brought them
and it is so disturbing.
It's one of the most disturbing movies.
I fell off my chair
because you can't believe, I'm like, what?
What? It's crazy.
It's amazing.
None of us know the title.
So check that out. You guys, get on it. It's crazy. It's amazing. It's amazing. None of us know the title. So check that out.
You guys, get on it.
Get on it.
Yeah.
Get on it.
Claire, did you tell us the movie?
Well, other than Back Grandpa, I had another VOD week.
I did watch The Way, Way Back, which if you guys remember,
that was one of Leonard's favorite movies back in July.
And I loved it.
I absolutely loved it.
You weren't worried that your water park was going to break?
Right, no.
I was back then when I was not worried.
Tony Collette.
I've been watching a little bit of Hostages.
So I don't know.
I'm kind of on the fence.
I don't really like the show,
but I am still watching it.
So it was good to see her.
What's the premise of Hostages?
It's so bad, dude.
The acting is not good.
She's so much better in this movie
than she is on that show.
And Allison Jenney's in Way, Way Back,
and she's amazing.
And Steve Carell, of course.
It's a great cast.
It's on my wish list on my iTunes.
Hostages basically sucks,
but I'm watching it.
I'm trapped.
That's always the worst when you feel guilt
about TV
that you haven't watched.
It's like,
I don't like this.
Why am I putting myself
through this?
Every time I watch it,
I'm like,
ugh,
this is so bad.
The acting's so bad.
What are we expecting
is going to happen?
I feel like
it's all the same way.
It's like,
will one episode change?
No.
No show's ever had that.
I wasn't enjoying Under the Dome, and then CBS and Time Warner had that skirmish where
we didn't have CBS for a while if we had Time Warner.
And I was like, oh, good.
That's an excuse for me to not watch Under the Dome anymore.
It was intriguing enough, but it also wasn't that great to me.
That was another one that I was kind of roped in for a while.
I pick my hour
longs very carefully.
I do not jump in right away.
Without Game of Thrones on,
without Breaking Bad now, I mean, we're
missing Sunday Night's Amazing.
Walking Dead you got.
Eastbound and Down is
so incredible right now.
Amazing, amazing, amazing. Is it really going to end this time? I kind of don Down is so incredible right now. Amazing. Amazing, amazing, amazing.
It's really good.
Is it really going to end this time?
Is that the deal?
I kind of don't want it to end now.
I'm getting so upset.
This last episode,
I was like, oh no, oh no.
Steve Little is amazing.
Everything.
He's everything.
He's everything.
Yeah.
He's the moon.
He's the stars.
He's the sun.
He's my everything.
He's water.
He is...
He's rock. He's everything. He's grass. He gives us life. He's water. He's rock.
He's everything.
He's grass.
He's definitely my God.
Is he a game that we have to play?
Steve Little.
That's what's happening right now.
The Steve Little game, you guys.
These are movies that Steve Little liked.
Ladies and gentlemen of the distinguished panel this evening,
we need you to pick name tags from the audience.
Do we have any name tags out there tonight?
Looks like we got a few big ones, a few nice ones.
And don't forget, December 10th,
the best name tag might win a Weezer cruise for two.
I'm going to take the kitten.
All right, yeah, just go grab whoever you want to play for.
And while you do that, we'll do this.
We'll be right back.
And we're back.
Hey, Paul Scheer, who are you playing for?
What is that big poster you have right there?
I am playing for somebody who made a gigantic poster.
It says, Master and Commander, The Fierce Side of the Valley,
created by Master and Commander, faceandhole.com.
It's Mattster.
Oh. Mattster and Commander, so I'm.com. It's Mattster. Oh.
Mattster and Commander, so I'm assuming his name is Commander.
Oh, he did write it.
I see the shithead.
I see the shithead.
This is a very big, this is a lot of paper wasted, a lot of ink wasted.
Yeah.
There's the shithead.
I see it.
I see the shithead now.
It was hidden at first.
I don't get that.
Is that a good?
Well, you get, yeah, that's a new reference of he, in his, reference. I can tell you what it is.
In a second.
Drew, who are you playing for?
Hold that up for me to get a picture of.
I'm playing for Cup in the Air.
Cup in the Air.
Is this the shithead here?
I think she had a couple hits in the 90s.
The shithead's on the bottom.
That's Desiree's coffee cup. Desiree, I had a couple heads in the 90s. Desiree. The shitheads on the bottom? Oh, Desiree's on the bottom. That's Desiree's coffee cup.
Desiree, I had a couple.
Oh, interesting.
All right.
Personal.
Claire, who are you playing for?
Desiree's saying like,
you gotta be.
I'm playing for
500 days of this girl,
that girl.
500 days of this girl.
That's happening.
That little kitten.
So what's her name?
Summer.
Summer.
500 days of Summer. Nice. Yeah, is there a shithead on the what's her name? Summer. 500 Days of Summer.
Nice. Yeah. Is there a shit head
on the back of that one? No.
Am I missing it? Just another cat.
Maybe. It's a lot of
calendar pages. A lot of pussy.
Yeah. Casey,
who are you playing for? I am playing for Honey.
Honey. Honey.
Honey the movie.
Jessica Alba. Yeah. Classic. You picked The movie. Jessica Alba.
Yeah.
Classic.
You picked out a really nice one there. How could you forget about Honey?
It took everything that didn't work in glitter and did it again.
That's all I deserve.
All right.
All right.
So I think I successfully made a line.
This was one half of Honey Mooners, but I picked Honey.
Oh, okay.
Oh, Honey and Mooners.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, good luck, you guys.
Good luck winning this underwear.
Wait a second.
I'm looking at this cat calendar that Claire has.
The eyes on that cat are spooky.
They're moving.
They draw you in.
Oh, yeah, they really do.
Yeah.
Better acting in there than on hostages, I imagine.
Yeah, I agree.
All right, we'll start with Claire.
And then we'll move to Casey
and then Paul and then Drew.
And Claire gets to pick
a category.
Okay.
A couple of big birthdays today.
The first category is celebrating
a birthday as Ryan Gosling.
Never heard of him.
So the films with that guy.
Or Anne Hathaway is celebrating a birthday today.
And along with, there's a lot of other good ones,
but those were the top two.
Please call her Annie.
Annie Hathaway?
Yeah.
Okay.
And then your third option is Roe vs. Wade.
Hilarious.
That's movies with one or more people lost at sea.
Oh, okay.
Ooh.
See what they did there?
I like that.
I like that a lot.
It's a fun little twist, right?
What do you think?
Which one of those would you like to play?
I'm feeling like I want to go with Anne Hathaway.
I kind of was worried that that's where this would go.
I like your style.
But I can make that happen.
I can cooperate with that.
Okay.
Would you like an Anne Hathaway movie from 2010 or 2008?
She's been in the business for so many years. I know. movie from 2010 or 2008?
She's been in the business for so many years.
I know.
10 or 8?
Let's go 8.
Okay, let's go there.
Let's go old school.
Old school Anne.
Three stars from Leonard for this movie from 2008.
He calls this movie emotionally charged.
And he also says that it's all masterfully orchestrated by the director.
And it's a debut screenplay written by the daughter of a famous filmmaker.
And he lists, let's see, eight names.
Yeah, eight names.
How many names do you think you can get it in, Claire?
I think...
Claire!
It's a fat girl's name.
I think
I can get it in
I think
I can get it in, oh my
gosh, should I go for it? In like
four names.
That's a bold
opening bid, Casey.
So you can try to go less names
or you can just say
Claire Kramer, name that movie.
Claire Kramer, name that movie.
Let me give you the four names.
Oh, yeah.
Forgot about that part.
If you want to get these four names,
they're really going to help you.
Anna Deavere Smith.
So that's three of them.
That ain't cool.
Anissa George.
Anissa George.
Mather Zickle.
That's just made up.
Mather Zickle.
And then another one that I just don't even begin to know how to pronounce this.
It looks like it's Tunde Adabimpe.
Oh.
Tunde Adabimpe was in this.
And three stars from 2008, Anne Hathaway.
Do you have a guess?
Well, I just am changing my guess right now
because I know one of those actors,
and I'm thinking that I was wrong about this.
Hold on.
I know, and I know one of these actors, too,
and I'm like, I can't figure it out.
I know.
I know what it is.
Anna Deavere Smith's the actor you know.
Uh-uh.
No?
I'm really excited.
Mather.
You know who that is?
Mather, yeah.
Mather.
Mather's great.
He works all the time.
Anna Deavere Smith is incredible.
He's one host of news readers
on Adult Swim
yeah
Anna Deavere Smith
is on Nurse Jackie
she's also a fantastic
solo performance artist
yes
thank you
I'm just gonna
New York
just say Les Mis
so Claire
what do you think it is
and don't just say Les Mis
that was bad advice from Paul
that was bad advice
now I'm really stumped
I'm gonna be
don't say the prequel to Les Mis
name a movie
number one detective
lady agency
do you gotta guess
I'm gonna guess
you can do it
I'm gonna say Wanderlust
but it's wrong
what is that that's an interesting guess that's a real interesting guess I'm going to guess... I'm going to say Wanderlust, but it's wrong.
What is that?
That's an interesting guess.
That's a real interesting guess.
It's too current.
My first guess was Brokeback Mountain.
I have one, too.
Everybody tell me your guesses.
Paul or Drew?
Rachel interrupted or Rachel... Rachel getting married.
Yeah, that's it.
That's the correct answer.
Hey, but Drew...
I was totally thinking it was Brokeback Mountain. No, no, no. You get the point, Casey. Casey's the correct answer. Hey, but Drew, I was totally thinking it was the name of Brokeback Mountain.
No, no, no, no.
You get the point, Casey.
Casey's on the board,
everybody.
Woo!
Filling it.
Team Honey
is doing very well.
Taking down the champion.
Oh, I know.
Did you see that movie
Rachel Getting Married?
I did.
It was like being
at a wedding,
being around,
like you were at a wedding
where you weren't invited
you don't know
anybody
and they're all
super irritated
only with Grandmaster
Flash and Robin
Hitchcock playing
yeah there's a bunch
of weirdness
going on at that
wedding
awkward speeches
I didn't love it
yeah yeah
I didn't love it
either
let's start
didn't love
Rachel getting
married society
yes
let's do it
take off but you know Anne Hathaway she's good didn't love Rachel getting married society. Yes. Let's do it. Take off.
But you know
Anne Hathaway
she's good.
She's electric Doug.
She's electric
in that performance
and it was an emotional
one at that.
Emotionally charging.
In Dark Knight Rises
when the cat woman
when she jumps
onto that scaffolding
with that guy
and she sets it in motion
she starts it like with her foot when she sets it in motion. She starts it
with her foot when she can just reach
over and start it. She's a show-off.
She probably trained for like a nine-month
show-off. She did that because that's
what a cat would do. If I trained that long,
I would do everything with my feet
and legs. Cats flip the switch with their
foot? That's what cats do.
Meow! She studied cats. Meow. She studied cats.
Yep.
Annie.
She studied them.
Oh my God, that would be so funny.
Watching her look at cats.
I would love to come to your birthday party,
but I have to look at cats a lot of times.
I have a lot of cats to look at this month.
All right, so let's start this round
with who challenged
who here? Casey
challenged Claire,
so let's start this round
with,
we'll go in the opposite direction.
We'll start with Paul and then go to
Drew. What do I got on the
board? I got the other ones, Roe v. Wade
and... You get new categories.
Oh, great.
It's a reset.
Cleaning the board.
Reset.
You get Rock Bottom.
That's movies starring Dwayne Johnson
that Leonard gave two stars or less.
Love it.
The only thing that's going to trip me up in that
are the sequels, okay?
You got We Shot a Zoo.
That's movies that have hunting in them.
Got it.
Ooh, I like that.
That's a good one.
I like that, too.
Yeah, and finally,
it puts the motion in the casket, and in them. I like that. And finally, It Puts the Motion in the Casket.
I like that.
I said it wrong.
It Puts the Motion in the Casket.
And that is movies where vampires have sex.
Or I should say a vampire has sex. I am going with My Oprah, The Rock.
Give it to me.
Let's do it.
Your Oprah?
What is that?
It means that he's the guy
I look to for spiritual
and motivational advice.
He's the rock, baby.
He's the rock.
That guy eats more oatmeal
in a morning than you've
eaten in your life.
Is it steel cut?
Of course.
Leonard gives this movie the bomb designation.
Okay.
You didn't give me a year.
2005.
Okay.
Yeah.
He calls this a British-Czech-German-U.S. co-production.
So a lot of various countries put some money into this.
He calls it brainless.
He calls it high testosterone.
Yeah, I mean,
those are words he could throw around for any
rock movie.
Yeah, this is not helping me.
Not the Tooth Fairy.
He says it was inspired by something controversial.
This movie.
Yeah.
And he lists,
I'd say 11 names.
Let's go with 11 names.
All right.
I can name it in eight names.
That is a strong opening bid, Drew.
What are you going to do about that?
Paul, name that movie.
Whoa, you're giving him eight names.
That's a lot of names to give.
I thought I would at least
get out of this one.
The great Paul Scheer
gets eight names. It's not going to help. It's all going to be like, toot-toon I would at least get out of this one. The great Paul Scheer gets eight names.
It's not going to help.
It's all going to be like
Tutunde Padade
Sumta Pato
You know,
it's going to be
it's like Timo Pinkat.
Now, come on.
Let's get serious.
Let's buckle down.
Just glancing at it,
I can see that you're wrong
because there's names like
Diobio Barabi.
But let's go to the let's start from the bottom.
Doug Jones is in this movie.
Brian Steele.
Dexter Fletcher.
Al Weaver.
Richard Brake.
Roz Adoti.
Ben Daniels.
And Diobia Opari.
Literally, it's like
what you said
O-P-A-R-E-I
the three names
that you're not getting
I'm just gonna go
and say the Scorpion King
the three names
that you're not getting
would really give it away
oh really
yeah
shit
and they would tell you
that you were wrong
because those three names
are Rosamund Pike
The Rock
and Carl Urban
and the motion picture is called Doom.
Oh.
Yes.
I would not have gotten that.
Inspired by the controversial, wildly popular Doom video game.
Yeah, very.
I don't even have Doom in the back of my consciousness.
Me either.
I'm happy with that.
I'm happy with that miss.
Drew's on the board, you guys.
We got a two-way tie.
Come on in here.
Out of four.
Apologies to...
Thank you, Desiree.
Almost a comedy bang-bang.
Apologies to Put Your Hands Together,
because this is an exciting match that we must finish.
This is important, you guys.
It's important.
Important things are happening up here tonight.
All right, so let's start with
Casey
and go to Claire.
And you get to pick,
Casey,
between
the dog father.
Shouldn't Claire pick
because Casey just
picked the first round?
You know,
sometimes the same person
gets to pick again.
Oh, you picked the first round?
Oh, okay.
Or that happens.
I had to misfire
with Anne Hathaway.
I'm glad we worked this out.
Sorry, guys. The dog father. But I thought Casey picked Anne Hathaway. I'm glad we worked this out. Sorry, guys.
The Dogfather.
I thought Casey picked Anne Hathaway in movies.
No, I did.
Oh, forget it.
It's just a lady voice from the other end of the table.
Women all sound the same.
It was a mistake.
Don't concern yourself with their individual personalities.
I don't think about any of these.
I know it's disconcerting to be behind.
With our pitches.
The Dogfather.
That's movies that have a dyslexic character in them.
Yes.
That's cool.
The Liberty Bell.
This is from way back when I did a show in Philadelphia
that somebody suggested The Liberty Bell,
and that's movies that have someone doing crack.
I like that.
I like that, too.
And Shut the Fuck Up, Donnie
is movies where Steve Buscemi dies
those are great
those are good categories
which one do you like Casey?
Dogfather
someone has dyslexia
you a fan of those movies where people have that?
it's my favorite genre
would you like a movie
where someone has dyslexia
from 2001 to 2010?
Full disclosure, I don't remember anyone
having dyslexia in either of these movies.
So we'll see how this pans out.
I'll say 2010.
Not often a real
topic of like,
people can't get behind dyslexia.
2001 was Pearl Harbor.
Did someone have dyslexia in that?
I think Ben Affleck had it in that.
Boy, I don't remember that.
That's why he couldn't be
a full-fledged pilot.
I'm just glad that plot point was in Pearl Harbor.
I'm glad that was covered.
Pearl Harbor covers a lot
of issues.
There's an abortion sequence.
Yeah.
I like the part
with the animal crackers
on the belly.
Oops, sorry, Armageddon.
Almost the same movie.
That's what I thought of, too,
when you just,
I'm looking at you.
Two stars from Leonard Casey
from this movie
from 2010
that has an abortion in it.
An abortion?
I'm sorry.
It has someone
who has dyslexia in it. Steve Buscemi smokes crack in it. I'm sorry. It has someone who has dyslexia in it.
Stupid shimmies,
bumps crack in it.
I love that everyone laughs at that.
It's confusing everybody.
Kind of weird.
People say that, Leonard says
that fans of the book
that this movie is based on may be disappointed.
Oh.
Because the main character's
age has been changed.
Hobbit.
By about five years.
That's a big clue.
I'll also say about this movie that...
I've got nothing else to say about it.
Oh, it's jumbled and plot heavy.
And Leonard lists lists 13 names.
Wow.
Okay, I'll take...
The audience even gasped.
Wow.
I'll take eight.
She says eight names, Claire.
Having never played, I'll take eight.
Name it.
Oh, damn.
Wow.
All right, here's your eight names.
Good luck luck Thank you
Uma Thurman
Joe Pantoliano
Joey Pants
Kevin McKidd
Catherine Keener
The aforementioned
Somebody
Just gasp for the audience
Are you in it?
Catalina Canacaritas, Rosario Dawson, Steve Coogan.
Oh, wow.
Oh, no.
And Pierce Brosnan.
Wow.
Is it Mamma Mia?
Are you eight out of 13?
Wow.
Yeah.
I feel like I know most Catherine Keener movies,
but nothing is...
I know, right?
I wouldn't get this.
Oh, Steve Coogan.
Oh, sorry.
Talk amongst yourselves.
Steve Coogan is bringing something to me.
Show your work.
I think I'm narrowing it down to something.
I want to give you one.
I'd be very impressed if anyone on this panel knew the answer to this.
Can I guess, not what it is, but an element of it?
Can you tell me if I'm right or wrong?
Not yet.
All right.
Yeah, wait until Casey.
All right, yeah, you need to get that point.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Get that point.
Yeah, we're good.
I think I'm thinking of a recent movie where Steve Coogan is a parent.
So I don't know this.
It's a tough one. I don't know this. It's a tough one.
I don't know.
Is it a...
Oh, sorry.
Go ahead.
Say your thing.
Well, Casey has to guess.
No, she gave up.
All right.
Is it a remake?
Uh-uh.
Oh, then.
I was going to say Thomas Crown Affair.
It was a hopeful tentpole.
And the rest of the names are Sean Bean, Jake Abel, Alexandria
Daddario. I got the best of the bunch
in terms of names. Brandon
T. Jackson and Logan Lerman
and it's called Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
The lightning
beat. Does Percy Jackson have
dyslexia? Yes.
Yes. One person in the audience
knows
about that.
Anthony Stewart Head.
Everyone that's out there has been seething for the last 10 minutes.
I can't believe that Anthony Stewart Head is not on the board. And now Claire is on the board, and everyone except for the expected winner has a point.
That's right, I told you.
You told me to take it easy.
I've let Honey down.
You're already in the tournament.
I mean, you don't have to.
And you're a returning champion.
You don't have to worry about it.
Yeah, yeah. I want to keep Claire's streak going returning champion. You don't have to worry about it. Yeah, yeah.
I want to keep
Claire's streak going
or give somebody
the coveted spot
of a new winner.
All right, Paul,
you get to pick a category.
Uh-oh.
And we'll go to Drew from you.
Got it.
And you get to pick
between Gladiator,
and that's movies
that have a cannibal
or more than one cannibal
in them.
Gladiator. Gladiator.ibal in them. Gladiator.
Gladiator.
Gladiator.
And then from IEatYourDog on Twitter,
which is a weird Twitter name,
IEatYourDog suggested
We Are Farmers.
And that's movies that have sheep in them.
And...
And 16 Candles,
which is movies that were released 16 years ago.
Oh.
Yeah, which one of those do you like?
All right, I'm going to do 16 Candles.
Oh.
You want to give me that year?
Yeah, it's 1997.
Got it.
Aggressive, aggressive.
You want to give me that year?
Yeah, give me that year.
For about four weeks
this movie came out
in 97
three and a half stars
from Leonard
he calls it a bullseye
which to me
that sounds more like
a four star movie
but
that's
that's up to him
he says it's well cast
and never mean spirited
yeah
this is a cannibal film?
This film...
No, it came out 16 years ago.
Oh, okay.
This film...
This film earns its laughs honestly.
It's not just a comedy about eating people.
A well-meaning, well-spirited comedy about cannibals.
Yes.
Really?
Three and a half stars.
Nine names.
Nine names.
Yeah, what are you going to do with that?
Name it in six.
Oh, bravo.
Drew?
I will say, I can go for a lower number.
Yeah.
I'm going to try for four. Yes. Oh, Claire. I'm going to say lower number. Yeah. I'm gonna try for four.
Yes. Ooh, Claire.
I'm gonna say name it. Yeah, you are.
Claire's gonna be
back again next week, you guys. Can you come back
next week? I can.
Oh my god.
I don't know which is gonna happen first,
your baby or your defeat.
But I'm anxious for both.
Thanks, Doug.
We'll see. You might pull it out.
You might get this, Drew. I think you're going to get this.
Paul has confidence.
Your four names are
Deidre Costello,
Hugo Speer,
Paul Barber,
and Steve Huson. Huson. Spear, Paul Barber. An excellent actor. And Steve
Huson.
H-U-I-S-O-N. Huson.
It's a bullseye.
This movie is a bullseye.
Everyone in 1997 was talking about Steve Huson.
16 years ago,
three and a half stars, well cast,
never gets mean-spirited.
Earns its laughs.
I was literally going to think of that movie like The Celebration or some weird foreign film. Earns its laughs. I was literally going to think of that movie,
like The Celebration or some weird foreign film.
Earns its laughs, honestly.
Oh, no, no, no.
Laughs, honestly.
I had a theory about this, but now it's all shot to shit.
All my theories today have been bad.
What do you think, Drew?
No.
No?
That's what you think?
Absolutely not.
I have zero idea.
All right.
Babette's Feast that's a great guess
from like
30 years before that
the rest of the names
are Emily Woof
Leslie Sharp
Mark Addy
Tom Wilkinson
and Robert Carlyle
and it was that
massive
worldwide hit
The Full Monkey
yeah
yeah
and that means
that Claire is our winner
once again.
Claire defeated the cast of Ask Backwards.
Ask Backwards.
What a turn of events.
I can't wait to see the movie, though.
I love this title. Thank you.
Just like the Fomanti, it earns its laughs.
Honestly.
Honestly.
Honestly.
Honestly, it earns laughs.
Where's Summer at?
There you go, Summer.
There's your prize bag.
Congratulations.
One more pair of underwear and you can wear one every day.
Here's your cat calendar back, too, because the year's not over yet.
We got this one.
And you got a shit hit
on the back of yours, Paul.
Oh, that's right.
That's right.
Can you explain why
you have that question?
Okay, so I'll say
that one first.
Do you have anything
to plug, Paul?
No.
You can follow me
on Twitter.
You'll find shit to watch.
I don't know.
You'll be back
on the Tournament of Championships
at some point. I'll be back. the Tournament of Championships at some point.
I'll be back. Watch the league or whatever.
Watch stuff that I'm on.
Oh, Thursday night
you and I are going to be on At Midnight.
I'm very excited about that. That'll be really fun.
So watch for that.
Drew,
what's going on with you?
I have nothing. What am I doing?
I don't know. What show? Your one- pull what am I doing? You're on your show. I don't know what show?
Your one person show.
I'm doing a one person show
if you're in Hollywood.
Your show.
Well you're just counting
on the rest of the cast
to promote that.
Yes exactly
the rest of the cast
is adamant
they're real postcard people.
Yeah I'm in a show
that opens on Sunday
it's called
Bright Colors and Bold Patterns
in Hollywood.
Follow me on Twitter.
Where in Hollywood?
Pico and La Brea.
That's not really Hollywood, is it?
Drew, D-R-O-E-G-E.
Why are you just giving
intersections?
Give the name of the theater.
It's the Versus Theater.
Did I say that?
No, you didn't.
I'm going to be as mysterious
as I can about a show
that I am the only person in.
There's a parking meter.
You guys, it's really weird.
Don't come to my secret show. It's really quiet. I am unin only person in. You really don't want to put that in. I don't. You guys, it's really weird. Don't come to my secret show.
It's really quiet.
I am uninviting you.
Everyone in the audience has to wear wigs and get naked.
But hey, come if you want.
Claire, what's going on?
Big Ass Spider.
I have an ass movie out as well.
Big Ass Spider.
Yeah, Big Ass Spider.
In theaters and on VOD.
There's an ass renaissance going on in cinema right now. It is ass happening. I'm excited to see Big Ass Spider. I theaters and on VOD. There's an ass renaissance going on in cinema right now.
It is ass happening.
I'm excited to see Big Ass Spider.
I hear it's very good.
It is so funny.
Greg Grunberg, Ray Weiss, Lombardo Boyer.
It's a great movie.
It's really, really...
It earns its laughs, honestly.
You lost me at Lombardo.
Oh, he's amazing in the movie.
He's actually the best.
And then, of course, Geek Nation. And you can follow me on Twitter's actually, like, the best. The best.
And then, of course, Geek Nation.
And you can follow him on Twitter. Yeah, and you'll be back next week.
At Claire Kramer.
Give us some more plugs then.
What's up?
Yeah.
Unless the baby comes first.
Well, yeah.
That'll be the gamble.
If you give birth, how soon are you going to be back in action?
Like, will you come on the show the next day or so?
Or do you have to hang out with it?
I mean...
It's number four,
so, you know,
the moratorium on this baby
is a lot less than it was
on, like, the first.
Right, right.
All right.
Casey?
I would like to promote
Ask Backwards,
which is in 10 cities,
and it's on VOD,
on DirecTV, and iTunes, and it stars
myself and June Diane Raphael and
Bob Odenkirk, Alicia Silverstone,
Vincent D'Onofrio, John Cryer,
and, of course, Paul Scheer
and Drew Jogie. Yeah.
Ask Backwards. Woo-hoo! Ask Backwards.
It's an R-rated female buddy comedy.
Woo!
Thank you.
All right. Check out Getting Doug with High
Wednesdays at 4.15 Pacific Time
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If anybody here on the panel
wants to come smoke weed with me on that show
you're more than welcome to do it
My biggest fear with that show
would be that my parents would Google it
I feel like that would be my parents would Google it.
I feel like that would be the biggest fear.
Do you have anybody who has that fear?
So far, no.
But we get people high and then ask them to do the show.
That's a good call.
Then the releases come out.
It's a good system.
Much like Jackass.
The releases come.
Always a release.
Thank you to all my guests.
Paul Scheer, Drew Droege
Claire Kramer, Casey Wilson
Support all of their projects
And as always
I'll get a picture of you guys as soon as the
end title starts to play
And we'll see you next week Claire
And as always
Let's start with this one so Paul can explain it.
Tom Cruise, actor slash soldier, is a shithead?
Yes, because Tom Cruise described in his divorce deposition that his job as an actor is as hard as being a soldier in Afghanistan.
It's true.
It gets longer and deeper than that quick response. It's true. It is. It gets longer and deeper
than that quick response.
Yeah, it's true.
I've done both
and I think they're very similar.
A lot of similarities.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, thank you for explaining that.
That's hot off the presses.
Was that news today or something?
Like a couple of Friday.
Friday news. Late breaking Friday news. Yeah, we were today or something? Like a couple of Friday. Friday news.
Late breaking Friday news.
We're the same.
Yeah, we were reading it.
Twitter feed.
Late breaking Friday news.
All right.
And the landlord in Kingpin is a shithead?
The landlord in the movie Kingpin.
Yeah.
I think that's what they mean, yeah.
It's a weird grudge to have.
Smiley.
Smiley face.
But even weirder.
Even weirder, you guys.
Babies are a shithead. Smiley face. But even weirder, even weirder, you guys. Babies are a shithead.
Whoa!
Whoa!