Doug Loves Movies - Chad Daniels, Doug Mellard and Carmen Morales guest

Episode Date: December 4, 2023

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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby stinky seats With 50 Adam Popper girls in his team There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves candy Hey, hey, hey, everybody. Isn't that weird? The Christmas song is so hard to clap along to. But I love hearing the Christmas version every year

for the month of December. Garfunkel and Oates are great friends of the show, Ricky Lindholm and Kate McCucci. So, yeah, so you'll be hearing that version of the song all month long. My name is Doug, and I love movies. Thank you, I love movies! Coming to you once again from LOL Comedy Club in San Antonio, Texas!

They've done a little bit of a remodel since the last time I was here. They went with the classic comedy brick. They used to have a bunch of beads that hung back here, and I would always fuck with them, and they were probably like, let's put in something that Doug Benson can't fuck with.

A bunch of bricks. It's Saturday, December 2nd. Oh, God, deep deep breath here we go 2023 kings in the golden circle of friends with benefits a wonderful life as we know it could happen to you only live twice in a lifetime cop and a half nelson of rambo first blood part two for the roadhouse it terminator two, and nature too. Judgment dazed and confused, car, cynic, and old lace. In the whole school of rock and roll with, I mean rock and roll high school ties. Without a face, off is space cowboys.

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That's DougLovesMovies.com Yeah! Caw-caw! Wall-in! Ted Hanson? Amazing. That was great. Give yourselves a round of applause.

Because comedians that aren't doing well like to say to an audience just to get any applause going at all. Give yourselves a round of applause. Alright. And then they do some shitty crowd work. Alright. So

I guess it's prize bag time. Yeah, that's right. I brought a bag of stuff, you know, stuff that I could get on a plane and bring to Texas via New York City. I went to New York for a week and then came straight here. So it's in a bag that's fun because it's a fantastic fest bag from the wonderful film fest that they have in Austin Texas at Alamo Drafthouse every September if you get a chance to go I highly recommend it of

course anything I recommend is done highly so in the prize bag you know it's just a bunch of crap but somebody today is gonna win the prize bag, you know, it's just a bunch of crap, but somebody today is going to win the little bag of toiletries they give you on the plane if you need plane toiletries. And then this is really cool. It's a bag within the bag. This is a huge laundry bag that was given to me. I got a few of them by a company called or a group I don't know what you'd call them but they're a society I don't know but it's it's this thing called on the road again and

they help out artists that are uh you know musicians especially the comics too who do a lot of traveling so this is like a giant uh laundry bag that I guess the idea is if I'm on tour I could take that with me and throw my laundry in it and speaking of laundry This shirt is just too fancy to exist It's from my friends at a company called high society And it's like almost like that, you know, what do you call like a racing shirt material or whatever? And I would never wear something like this in a million years, so I'm passing that along to another lucky person. Hopefully they're the right size. This is pretty amazing. I

visited Cesar Melan's ranch one time, and there were goodie bags included, and I don't have a dog, so I can't really enjoy this thing but it's one of those things that holds a tennis ball until you you know whip it just hard enough and then it flies out I don't see look at that it's not really people are holding their hands all right so anyway so that's a fun thing there's a dog in the house tonight if we want to practice with it. And then I'm trying to save the best thing for last. Oh, pins my face, the Doug Benson pin.

And then I went to Camp Flogna, which is a really fun music festival that Tyler, the creator, created and does every year, or at least the last couple years in Los Angeles. This one was at Dodger Stadium, but I got, it's a really cute fanny pack. That's an official flog knob fanny pack with a little doggy on it for some reason. All of this is going to be someone's to take home or jump in the nearest trash. to take home or jump in the nearest trash but either way please take it with you and please give a warm welcome to my guests today and they are Carmen Morales Doug Mellard and Chad Daniels! Hello! Howdy!

Hi! Hey! Have a seat, y'all! Let me introduce everybody individually and alphabetically by first name, like I do. First time on the show, she's performing here at LOL this weekend. It's

Carmen Morales! Carmen Morales! How's your time been in SA so far? Actually, I've had a good time. I hear such horror stories. You guys have been a delight, honestly. People are out there talking shit about San Antonio?

Listen, let me bring up Charles Barkley, okay? Yeah, see? Yeah. He doesn't like this place, I guess. Oh, the city? Yeah, I guess he hates me. Oh, it's a sports rivalry of some kind, though. Like, doesn't he? No?

He just dislikes it? Just out of pocket? He talked a lot of shit about the women here, and honestly, he's been incorrect. I've seen some rad broads here. Good job, ladies. You're doing a great job. I think so. I always have a terrific time when I come here.

Next time I see Charles Barkley... Tell him. Yeah, tell him. He's terrible. He's going to get a word from me. I probably won't do an impression of him to his face. You're right. Probably right for that.

That's great. I got to play... If you look it up on... You can probably find the clip on YouTube. I got to play in a celebrity poker tournament one time with Charles Barkley. And a clip, it was one of those tournaments where they go from table to table and the commentators talk about what's going on. And they showed on ESPN.

It was around the time of the World Series of Poker, but this was a celebrity event they do before it. And anyway, I was playing with charles barkley and it's on espn me knocking him out of the game that's for you wait which one's charles berkeley the one i did the perfect which baseball player is he The one I did the perfect impression of. Which baseball player is he? No, I knew what I was doing, and it was fun.

Yeah, he lost to me like two hands in a row, and on the second one he went all in, so he got knocked out of the tournament. Yeah, did you slow play it, or what was it? What? What'd you have? Did you slow play him, or, you know? Oh, I don't remember the particulars.

Oh, gotcha. I would have remembered what I knocked Charles Barkley out with you know what I'm saying he was talking a little smack about me you moron yeah I didn't I probably had a good hand I don't think I would have done that I don't think I would have gone after him with shit

also joining us today is I'm figuring out the alphabet thing Your names are also clustered together Give it up everybody He's here this weekend Two shows tonight still left to go His name is Chad Daniels everybody

Nothing is happening They're just clapping that loudly There was no encouragement at all. They just love me here. Yeah, you're a fan favorite on the show because especially people listening to the show love it when you're on because you end up yelling at people in the audience. That's true.

At some point. Get your shit together now. What's your... You're on a tour right now? I am on a bit of a tour, yeah. What's your You're on a tour right now? I am on a bit of a tour, yeah What's it called? Does it have a name? It's called the Empty Nest Tour My daughter went to college and she's my youngest

And so I'm out here just trying to make money to pay for that While it's ongoing So that's really It's desperate times So if you don't have anything to do tonight Come back to the Late Show. It's going to be four years of the Empty Nest Tour just changing. Parenthetically, this is the sophomore leg of the tour.

And what was your most recent album called? Because that's a different name. This just came out, so it's called Mixed Reviews, and it's on YouTube. It came out a week ago. Go check that out for free. No big deal, and it's on YouTube. It came out a week ago. Go check that out for free. No big deal, but it's free. That's probably why you got mixed reviews,

because people, even when they get it for free, they still complain. Maybe even more so than when they paid. That is the truth. Isn't that weird? I watched this for free. I can't get that hour of my life back. Yeah, well, what did it cost you

other than an hour of your dumb life? No money. It was free. So check out Mixed Reviews for free on what? YouTube. Nice. Speaking of things that are for free,

Doug was available today. It's Doug Mallard, everybody! Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Hey, Doug. And if you see a lovely dog walking around in the showroom today, it's his dog, Penny. Yeah, she's here.

At the luckiest Penny on Instagram. Penny, say something, you idiot! Penny's not really much of a barker I just want to say Not only do I hate Charles Barkley But Tim Duncan is my dad So I really love you guys I got San Antonio in my blood

I don't know what any of that means You and me both I do know you're going to need a shot of penicillin If you have San Antonio in your blood I don't know what any of that means. You and me both. I do know you're going to need a shot of penicillin if you have San Antonio in your blood. Oh, get out of here. The water's brown. Mixed reviews on that one. Well, jump in the Needle River and see how you like it.

That's a real thing? Needle River? I mean, I don't think it's called that. Okay. But I think that's a perfect description of it. See, I got some nodding heads. Here's what happens. The booers are always vocal, and the people that agree just nod their head.

God damn it, let's hear something. See, I'm yelling already. I mean, it just was going to happen. It just was a matter of time. Might have happened in record time, because usually it's in the game part that you turn on everybody. I'll calm it down, you guys. I'll calm it down.

Out of the gates. Well, thank you to all three of you for joining us. Doug, of course, is the co-host with me of a podcast called Wide World of Dougs. And that is... I didn't raise my hand to get artificial applause. That was the real reaction. Silence, and then six people went nuts.

Confusion. Yeah. All my two sad woos. Are there any Dugs here? Now what? Get out of here. You're at the wrong show. But I've been asking at my shows.

This is one of the few shows I haven't asked, but I've been asking everywhere I perform if there's anybody named Doug in the audience, and there's always never any Dugs because I think the name is going out of style you brought a name tag called what guard dogs of the galaxy all right and you you left that one at home today you're a name tagless? Well, yes.

Oh. That's a shame. You could play for him, though, Doug, if you wanted to. I think I have to. Out of Doug's ship. Look at all the people that brought name tags going, you don't have to play for shit. I should also say that I'm no Vegas odds maker or anything,

but Doug's probably not going to win today. So don't feel too bad. You never know, though. I beat Sam Levine once by default. Yeah, because he didn't show up that day. Yeah.

But buddy, your mic's a little hot, so yeah, just... I had it in my mouth. There was some hearty laughter coming through that thing. All right, before we play some games today, I would like to do a thing I call Recommendation Nation, and that's where I ask each of my guests to recommend a movie, and you heard the theme song at the top of the show.

We're officially in holiday, Christmas, call it what you will, season. And so I'd like to start with you, Carmen. If you could please recommend a holiday motion picture. My favorite one of all time is Scrooged. Nice. It's a go-to. It always makes me feel good, and it makes me want to be a better person. My favorite one of all time is Scrooged. Nice. It's a go-to. It always makes me feel good, and it makes me want to be a better person.

So that's, and most holiday movies do not do that. So it makes you feel weak? Oh, is it going to be like this the whole time? Yeah, that movie, one of the, like, when there was that channel called Spike, I think, they did, they did, like, how, you know, TBS plays Christmas Story all day and night on Christmas. They did that with Scrooged one year. And I watched it way more than I should have. I really just, like, left it on while I was doing things. And it's an interesting movie.

It's Bill Murray being a real meanie pants. Yeah. And he's so lovable. It's incredible he could do the switch so great. Right. That's the thing. I guess that's why he gets away with being such a meanie pants. It's because deep down, and you just

have to wait till the end of the movie. But even at the end, it's so funny. You know how, like, in A Christmas Carol, like, the kid's out there on the street, and Scrooge is like, what day is it? Oh, boy! You know, here's a quarter for some ham or whatever.

You know, he's really happy and helps people. But in Scrooge when bill murray finds out what's going on or whatever yeah he beats the shit out of bobcat goldthwait like he's happy but you know i mean he beats him up like crazy while being happy it's so funny how like well this guy really hasn't changed i just want to rip your face off. Great, yeah. I also resonated a lot with the first ghost, the fairy, because I also beat the shit out of people I love, too. Right, Carol Kane just keeps socking him in the face. Beating sense into him.

It's adorable. Yeah, it's so cute. All right, so Scrooged. We're out of the gate with a good one. Chad Daniels, what do you got for us? I'm going to go Die Hard just to have the crowd fight. That'll win them back. They're with you.

I love it. Yeah. I'm going to tell you, that surprised me. Everybody's on board with that. Like, every year now, because of the Die Hard argument, everybody's kind of sick of having it, whether it's a Christmas movie or not. argument. Everybody's kind of sick of having it, whether it's a Christmas movie or

not. Now, it's like any movie that has even the remotest Christmas-y shit in it. People start arguing about whether or not it's a Christmas movie. It's really started a trend. I read something the other day that I

really enjoyed. It was a tweet by somebody who I can't give them credit right now. Might have even been a post on Instagram. But here's what it said. Let the thievery... Let the stealing of a joke begin. Don't quote me on

this one, but somebody wrote that if you watch Love Actually and then Die Hard, it's like Alan Rickman is getting his comeuppance for what he did to Emma Thompson. I love that. That's very funny. Yeah, it's pretty good.

And they're both Christmas movies, so it's a good Christmas double bill. Alright, Doug Mellard. Does the Star Wars Holiday Special count, or is that not? It does not. Damn it! It's not a motion picture.

There's a documentary coming out, or it might be out now, about the making of it. That's true. How about A Muppet's Christmas Carol? Oh, that's a great one. Classic. I love that. This is great. We've got basically three versions of A Christmas Carol.

We've got basically three versions of A Christmas Carol. The Muppet one, again, this comes up all the time, but Michael Caine fucking commits. Oh, yeah. So good. He really acts like he's acting with people. And is really, really super into it. It's fun just to watch for that.

Yeah. Just thinking about him with his Oscar prominence going up against these weird Muppets. Well, that's the other weird thing that happened to him was he, you know, the first time he won an Oscar, he couldn't be at the ceremonies because

Jaws 4 The Revenge was going long. Like it went over schedule and he's just in the Bahamas because they kept having storms while they're trying to make this shark movie. And he missed winning his first. Thank God he won another Oscar.

Jaws 4 is underrated though. No, I'm joking. What a hill to die on. No, no, the fourth one, it's really... That's when it gets its essence. That's the... It really...

Part four really... I mean, Jaws 3D was no great shakes either, but four really lost people when the shark literally followed a specific family to where they were vacationing.

The descendant of the original shark, I believe. Yeah, hence the revenge. Yeah. They just decided to make up how sharks behave and what they're capable of. It's crazy. It's science. Yeah, and I'm just too dumb to understand

it. But the shark's just swimming around and, you know, Chief Brody's wife's going, he followed us here. He's stalking us. But yeah, Jaws 4, great Christmas movie. I gotta watch that one again. Yeah, I'm gonna check it out.

But those are all three. You can't go wrong with those three choices. So if anybody is listening or here today who hasn't seen any of those three movies, I personally recommend you just go ahead and put it on this month or even on Christmas Day. Let's take a commercial break and then we'll play some games. We'll be right back after these messages.

We're back! We're back! We're back! Woo! During the break, we had a lovely name tag selection ceremony, and no blood was spilled, but Carmen is playing for How the Grinch Stole Christina, and Chad is playing for almost Amy-us. Good one, Amy.

And Doug is playing for everything, everywhere, all cat once. Good job, Katrina. Wait, what is it again? Katiana. Katiana. Not Katrina. Katiana. Not Katrina.

Katiana. It's Catherine. Yeah. That's more fun to say anyway. Yeah, way less hurricane-y, you know? Yeah. And way more stand with you cranny. Stop it, Doug.

All right, so... Let's play some games. Our first game today, yeah. Our first game today I play almost every time I'm in Texas. It feels like an obligation because it came out of a radio show in Austin, Texas. And this game is called Alex's, Jason, and Deb's IMDb Game. Yay! Everybody on IMDb, except for people that are weird

and just have three credits or two credits, most people have four posters for projects they worked in at the top of their page that are called best known for so whatever actor you look up it'll tell you the four things that IMDB's algorithm or that person's agent or whoever runs their IMDB Pro account. There will be four movies from that person's career. I will start saying the movies of a particular individual, one at a time. As I go through the four,

anybody can buzz in at any point if you think you know who it is. You buzz in with your own name. You just yell out, Doug, Carmen, or Chad, and I'll call on you sometimes it's close so we have to make sure we're calling on the person that got in first and then you will make your guess but if you're wrong if you guess too soon and you're wrong negative one point don't okay negative one point how cool would that have been?

I didn't even look to see if the first one was Don Cheadle. No, you know what I mean, though. Just jump in any time, but just don't... People make the mistake of jumping in on the first title, and then there's lots of people

in every movie, so it could be anybody at that point. So wait till you hear a second title. Unless you're feeling cocky or you're sensing some sort of theme, then what you do is your business. But whatever point you come in at, first, second, or third, if you come in any of those spots, you get bonus points because you get to guess what the remaining titles in the

top four might be for each one of those that are left that you answer correctly you get an additional point does that all make sense yes yeah I hope so because we're gonna do it and also keep in mind that IMDB covers movies and TV so sometimes some TV credits slip in there even though Doug only is Doug is only fond of TV he loves movies okay round one and if you know it in the audience or have a guess, please keep it to yourself. The first title in this person's best known for is Elf. She could take a chance and buzz in, but I don't think anybody's going to. So let's go to the second title.

The Rescuers. Nope. Do you know what that is, though? Nope. Nope. Maybe you'll have kids. The next title. From television. Newhart. Doug, Bob Newhart.

Wait for me to call on you. Fuck! Doug. Bob Newhart. That is correct! Oh, man. We suck. It felt like a trick question.

That felt like such a trick Yeah, that's the problem Papa Elf What's that? Papa Elf Yeah, he's Papa Elf Yeah, we get it You don't have to

We got it You won It's all downhill from here Bob Newhart recently said In an interview That Elf is his most favorite thing That he's ever done. Because even when he agreed

to do it, he just, reading the script, he knew it was going to be a classic that people would watch every year at Christmas time. Yeah, so good for him, I see. And he's perfect. Oh, he's so good. And then his fourth credit, you get to guess, Doug.

Rescuers 2 The Rescuing. I don't know any Bob Newhart films. I think the second part was called Rescuers Down Under. Yeah, it was. Yeah, I got nothing. Because they crawled up some guy's pant leg and hid under his balls. No, for his fourth one was another TV appearance, which apparently he had like a story arc or something as a patient on the show ER.

Whoa. Yeah, so that's in his top four instead of the Bob Newhart show. That's why I was like, what? Not his own show with his name in it and everything? Well, there's that one new heart. Hence Doug getting the answer right when he heard the word new heart. All he had to do was add Bob. All right.

So Doug's on the board. He's got one point, but that's nothing in this game. Great. Yeah. Feeling good. Don't get excited. Katiana just high-fived somebody. Great. Yeah. feeling good don't get it's a Katia just high-five somebody yeah it's a little early to celebrate but it's never too late to celebrate here we go the second

round starts with the motion picture up oh come on right actors yeah maybe it the person who does the voice of the dog, Doug. Squirrel. No, it isn't. Okay. The second title, we're back to TV again. The Mary Tyler Moore Show.

Doug. Who is it? Ed Esner. That is correct. That's the only person I know. Did you take brain supplements today? What's happening? No, I think it's the fact that it's all TV series.

I feel like we're set up. Yeah, trash like Doug. He knows his TV shows. All right, so you get two more guesses, two more Ed Asner productions. It could be movie or TV, of course. Carmen?

Yeah, Doug gets to guess two more. For bonus points. I'm going to say Batman the Animated Series. Ed Asner's in that? He was a voice, so it wasn't that. That's cool. Yeah, I guess that was my way of saying no.

Yeah, I guess that was my way of saying no. Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, wait. Yeah, it's written right here. No. And what's the other one you want to guess? Oh, boy. Or do you have, that's all you have for Ed Asner?

I'm trying to think. It definitely, oh, man. God damn it. Who did he play on the Mary Tyler Moore show? Oh man I don't know Because he got a spin off and it was called that I'm going to say Robocop 2 I was hoping you knew

Lou Grant because it's not on here either I definitely should know another Ed Asner movie You missed it this last one But it is a tough one You know because He was in Oh I've got two titles to tell you Yeah, no, you missed it, this last one, but it is a tough one. You know, because he was in, oh, I've got two titles to tell you. Woo!

Yeah, they're both three letters long. Yeah, first one, of course, being Elf. Oh, damn it, he was Santa. Idiot. And then the second one was JFK oh wow in which he also played Santa I watched Elf two days ago

oh my god alright well you got you got two points so far but it's still anybody's game round three starts now two points so far, but it's still anybody's game. Round three starts now. The first title, and this person's best known for is

Last Vegas. That's not a movie. Unfortunately, it is. I don't know why it would be anybody's number one on their IMDb. Even somebody that was in it had two lines. But there we are. Last Vegas. The second title.

Step Brothers. Chad. Mary Steenburgen. Oh! I was really, I thought you were going to, but you didn't. It is Mary Steenburgen! I get up. I like the applause. It gets me up like Tinkerbell.

Oh man. I smell a theme. So you've got a chance here, Chad, to add a couple of points to your total, because there's two more. I don't know what she's in. Mary Steenburgen. She's in the one with the four gals. With the lady from Benny and June. This is how I figure things out.

I don't know the names of anything. I can just tell you a lot This is how I figure things out. I don't know the names of anything. I can just tell you a lot about it. I don't know anything. You don't know any other Mary Steen versions? The Ted Danson story. I mean, you know, with any luck at all, she'll be in that when they get around to doing it.

Yeah. She played an integral part of his life. She's a musical genius. Did you know that about her? I don't know a lot about her. Yeah, clearly. But the other two titles are Back to the Future Part 3. Yeah. The one that's like all Wild West set.

She got sick because Doc Brown gets a love interest. And then, speaking of love interests, a gentleman went back in time to try to keep her from being killed by Jack the Ripper in a movie called Time After Time. Time after

time. Yeah, they should go back and make that the theme song for that movie, but written by Hue Huey maybe Cindy Lauper saw time after time and then wrote that song might have inspired her all right so Chad's got a point now and Doug's got two points but Carmen you can still get in this in the fourth round whose best known for starts with Talladega Nights, The Ballad of Ricky

Bobby. Okay, the second title is Anchorman Part 2. Chad. I'm going to say Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell is correct.

Yeah, that was Anchorman 2, The Legend Continues. So what other two movies do you think are in there, Chad? If you get both, you could win this thing. If you get one, you'll tie it up. So this is very exciting. You get two guesses. Well, I think, I mean, I would have to think Anchorman is on there. I would wonder if it was on there, though,

what would the full title be? Oh, my God, this stupid part I forgot. Anchorman 2, Electric Boogaloo. I didn't even know there was a subtitle. Right? Anchorman, The Legend of Ron Burgundy. That's what it's called. What's your other guess?

Oh, feels good. I am going to say the other one. I'm going to go with, I don't know why they'd have this, because this is a triple starring cast, but I'm going to say Old School. Don't you groan at me. Don't you groan unless you have another answer that's right. I bet you they do, but

don't ask them to say it. You were correct about The Legend of Ron Burgundy, so you got a point for that, but unfortunately the fourth movie that they went with is Blades of Glory. Wow. Wow. I know, really interesting choice.

Unexpected. For sure. But maybe people are looking it up on IMDb a lot because of... How bad it is? Or just seeing it on cable or whatever or just wondering whatever happened

to Napoleon Dynamite. Vote for Pedro. Do you yell that out any time you hear the title, Napoleon Dynamite? Because that is quite a life tick. Because people hardly ever mention it anymore, but I love that you're just right there with, vote for Pedro. That Pedro dude shows up in movies and tv shows all the time he's he's really good all right here we go uh we have a tie on the we have a tie on the floor between doug and

chad god so just hang out for a second uh carmen these guys are gonna settle this thing all right uh this fourth round is just between the two of you. Winner take all. All you got to do is be the first one to buzz in and say the correct answer. How many points do you have? Three points? Okay. What happened? Nothing. What did you ask him about three points?

I just asked him how many points he had. He just has two. Okay. And you have two. Yeah, we're tied. Tied at two. Okay. What do you think?

There's a bad ref? What the fuck? I thought I got three for The Legend of Ron Burgundy. I don't know. Well, you got one for Will Ferrell and one more for that title, so that's two. Okay. What about Mary Steenburgen? Did I get one for that?

Oh, yeah. See? No. Why not? I don't know. Because I don't want him to have three. Yeah, I think he does have three, though. But let's do the tiebreaker anyway.

I think I fucked up. No, no, no. Let's do the tiebreaker. I think you have three. The people want the tiebreaker. You got Steenburgen, and then you got, yeah. The people want the tiebreaker. I mean, we could do it anyway, but...

Yeah, let's do it. Do you want the bonus points to go into effect so if Doug gets it, he can still beat you? Yeah. Oh! Yeah, I do. It's coming in hot. Let's go, Doug.

He's all hopped up on Mary. This is too exciting. I can't take it. Let me drink from my giant water. Okay, here we go. To break the tie that isn't a tie. Chad's putting it all out there. The first one's a TV show.

Doug. What is it? Zooey Deschanel. That is correct. New Girl. This TV series bullshit is ridiculous. Okay, so now with New Girl, he has tied it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And now Doug has to be able to name at least one more Zoe Deschanel projects that's in her top four. Doug, what have you got? I should know this because a girl dubbed me because of Zoe Deschanel. I saw Elf one time on TV and I was like, she's cute. And then that was it. And I was like, she's cute. And then that was it. And I was like, what? And she was like, you're a comedian. What if you're on Letterman one day?

And she's the other guest, and you fuck her. And I was like, well, that'd be cool, I guess. Thanks for thinking I'll get Letterman. Yeah, I was going to say, how about then you break up with me? None of this future stuff. Honestly, I don't think that's what it was about. Zoe, top four.

Yeah, so you got new girls. You need three more. Elf. Yes. Yeah. I have to name two more? Oh, Christ. It's just rubbing it in at this point. Because you got enough points to win the game. Oh, Christ. It's just rubbing it in at this point. Because you got enough points to win the game.

Oh, man. Why am I blanking on Zoe, my girlfriend? Zoe, Zoe, Zoe. Yeah, you'll recognize these when I tell you. Yeah, I sure will. I know I will. Yes, you will. You ready to hear them?

No, not yes, man. That was a good reference, though. Yeah, do it, do Yes, you will. You ready to hear them? No, not yes, man. That was a good reference, though. Yeah, do it, do it, do it. Okay, it's 500 Days of Summer. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and The Happening. Oh, gosh. And Mike Shyamalan's best.

Yeah, that was the scary trees talking to each other. Yeah, yeah, Mark Wohlbart going, it's the trees, I, it's the trees. I think it's the trees. Okay. So anyway, congratulations. Doug Mellard won that game. Chad should get an assist.

You know, maybe in the record books somewhere, it'll say there'll be an asterisk or something. And it'll say Chad really, you know, is a strong competitor. I just didn't know when to quit. just didn't know when to quit just didn't know when to quit yeah you had the win the win was in your pocket but guess what all you get for winning that game is you get to go first in the next game damn it exactly yeah not that much uh sure hope these are about TV. If TV comes up again, I'll be upset because I don't think it will. It's just that IMDB game. They throw those in

there sometimes. I can't. There's nothing I can do about it. All right. But the game we're going to play now is called Whose Tagline Is It Anyway? Woo! So we start with Doug. Then we go to Chad. Then we go to Chad then we go to Carmen and here's how it works I will say a line from a the advertisements or whatever the taglines for a motion picture. And you will start with, like I said, we'll start with Doug. And he gets to guess.

And if he doesn't get it, then Chad gets to guess. Then Carmen, if nobody gets it, will just move on to the next one. The person with the most points after four rounds wins. Here we go. After four rounds wins. Here we go. Doug, what movie has the tagline,

there's no place like home for the holiday? I'm pretty sure there's an S on there that I didn't write down. Home Alone. Incorrect. Chad. Home for the holidays. Don Cheadle. Is it... See, I don't know this, but is it the meeting the...

Meeting the crinkles? Is that a... Something? You guys all hiss at me, but I know some shit you don't know, too. Please know that. There's some stuff I know that you can't figure out. But it's the Tim Allen and the lady.

Yeah, Christmas with the cranks? Yeah, that one. No. Okay. Carmen, what's your guess? My guess is Jingle All the Way. Oh, that's another terrific guess. Those were three really good guesses.

But unfortunately, the answer is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Oh, son of a bitch. Damn. Yeah, they stay Kate in that movie. So that's why there's no place like home for the holidays. Nobody got a point for that one, but that doesn't mean it can't happen on this next round. Doug, are you ready?

Yeah, let's do it. Okay. For over 2,000 years, Europe has survived many disasters. Now for the real test. Vacation. Incorrect. Chad.

I don't care for this. Your cousin and I have a real test. Do you want to hear it again? No. It's not going to help. It's the Santa Claus. It's just Santa Claus, I think.

I mean, maybe in other countries they might call it Santa Claus. Yeah, like in Europe. Are you talking about the one with Dudley Moore and John Lithgow? I don't even know what I'm talking about anything. Oh, okay. You just thought the word Santa Claus might be... I just thought maybe it sounded European yeah either way even if it's a Tim Allen Santa Claus it's all incorrect Carmen could you repeat the statement yes thank you for over 2,000 years, Europe has survived many disasters.

Now for the real test. Krampus. That was just like in America, right? Some suburban situation. But Krampus is of European origin. Yeah, no, I get it. I understand what you're going for, but yeah. What's Doug doing over there? Let me say it. Is it National Lampoon? Let me say it.

How many times do I have to ask you to let me say it? It's National Lampoon's European vacation. Damn it! Man, I thought that too, and then I was like, there's no way you're gonna do back-to-back National Lampoon. But then you did. It's like you don't know me at all.

Alright, Doug, you're up first. And don't forget, we're looking for exact titles. Yeah. No messing around with... I feel like he was really rubbing it in when he said, you're up first. You're up, Ian Vacation. No, this is a new one. Europe

Ian vacation No this is a new one Ready Doug? Yeah The Griswolds Are on A roll Whatever the dumb fucking

Vegas movie is but nobody knows the name Of that National Lampoon's... Incorrect, Chad. I mean, I think you just said it, but I'm going to try it again. Vegas Vacation. That is correct. Ah!

God damn it. Yeah, they dropped National Lampoon's on that one. When National Lampoon thinks your movie isn't going to be funny, it sucks. They went in a different direction and didn't put the Nat Lamp at the beginning of that one. They did that just to screw with this game, dropping that. I think so, yeah. It really worked out. All right, so Carmen gets to go first on this next one.

It's the final round, so it's your chance to tie it up with Chad, Carmen. And the tagline is, what could go wrong? Question mark. What could go wrong? What could go wrong? It seems like so many things. So many things could go wrong. Home for the holidays.

Oh, yeah, that's an excellent guess. Incorrect. But I like it, though. If creative and smart guesses were what we were doing here you would be killing it you get credit for putting name on your text Doug

I guess there's another one of those movies Viva Rock Vegas I don't know I know there's another one of those movies. Viva Rock Vegas. I don't know. I know it's not that. I'm just being an idiot. I don't know. I wish you'd go on Jeopardy or something. Just take back your answers as you're saying them.

Chad, have you figured this one out? Well, I'm just going to guess National Lampoon's Vacation. Incorrect. Holiday Road. Yeah, I think they used that song in the beginning of this one, too, like kind of as a tribute to the movie that they were rebooting.

Oh, shit. Because this one's just called Vacations. Which is what I said on the first one. Oh, shit. Because this one's just called Vacations. Which is what I said on the first one. Oh, yeah. Damn it. Chad, you did it. You're our winner. Oh, thank you.

Of that game. I feel like a winner. Trust me. That was pure domination. You saw it. Yeah, no, I did. You're the only person with anything on the board in that game. But the question is, I have to come to you and say, do you want, I've got a tiebreaker,

do you want the other people on stage to have a chance to catch up and tie you? Let's flood the rink! Let's go! Okay, now this one, This one is tiebreaker style So just yell out the answer as soon as you know it And you can guess as often as you like First person to get it right First person to say the correct title Gets the point

National Lampoon's Vacation That is correct You know it You know Who came to dance, San Antonio? Who came to dance? That is correct. You know it. You know. Who came to dance, San Antonio? Who came to dance? Turn your radios down in your car.

I'm yelling for a little bit. I had to make that one a speed one because it's just great. Like, taglines are usually not this, like, just laying it out. I mean, his name's not Chevy Chase in the movie, but anyway, it's every summer Chevy Chase takes his family on a little trip. This year, he went too far. Because he goes crazy at the amusement park. Oh, that's nothing to be proud of, Rusty.

50 feet. Yeah, and the one that's just called Vacation is Ed Helms plays a Rusty, grown up, and he takes his family on a vacation and really disgusting things happen. Like, you know,

if your name is Griswold, stay home. Is the bottom line. But congratulations, Chad. You won that game. Thank you so much. So deserve it. Thank you so much. And you know what that means? It means you get to go first in our final game. so much so deserve it thank you so much and you know what that means it means you get to go first okay in our final game all right which Sam Levine points

out all the time is not necessarily an advantage but we'll find out how it works out for you right after this break we're back! We're back! We got one game left to play and it, of course, is a big one because it not only determines the winner today

but it also is, you know, pretty tough. Pretty fun competitive game that I call Last Person Standing. is, you know, pretty tough. Pretty fun, competitive game that I call Last Person Standing. Woo! Doug loves it, because as you can see, he always knows lots of credits

for every actor. I memorized IMDb before I came here. You did? Clearly I didn't. But that'd be cool if you could have it inserted into your brain or something. Matrix style? The entire database, yeah.

Or like that movie with Scar Jo, Lucy. Where they made her really super smart and then she ended everybody. Okay. Here's how this game works. We're going to get the names of three, I call it last person standing because I like to, it's all women all the time now.

So I'm going to get the names of three actresses, and I'm just going to say it right now, if you say Scar Jo, I'm going to jump over the table. She gets mentioned a lot. But anyway, we're going to get the names of three actresses from your three lifelines, so hopefully they've really looked you over and thought about and listened to what you've been saying today, and they might have an idea of a name that might be helpful to the person they're

playing with, or that you're playing on behalf of. And once we get those three names, then the four of us, because I play along on this one, are going to take turns naming movies that those three people were in. Each time it's your turn, you can name a movie that any one of the three of them are in. And if you can't think of one, you'd be out. If it weren't for your lifeline, who you can go to once, and again, it's the person whose name tag you picked, you can go to them and say, please help me. And they can give you one title and you're back in the game but then you probably lose the very next round

can they help you like emotionally too yeah and just you know all throughout the game just anything anybody's you know any guesses could help because of sequels prequels and all right could help because of sequels, prequels, and bullshit. All right. So, Carmen's person that she is playing for is Christina. What would you like to suggest?

Name an actress, please. Has anyone said Kathy Bates recently? They haven't said Kathy Bates recently, but even if they said it every show, I would allow it. Because I love Kathy Bates. All right. Chad.

Yes. Your person is Amy from Almost Amious. What would you like to suggest today? Anna Paquin. Anna Paquin?

There's no way anybody's going to... Are you really trying to help Chad with that? That's the craziest thing I've ever heard in my life. I love they sized this group up, and they were like, Anna Paquin, Kathy Bates, let's go. The scores have been 0-0-1 in all the games. And you're throwing out

Anna Paquin? Yeah, Oscar winner Anna Paquin has been in massive blockbusters. Still! It's true. I can only think of a few because she spent a few years on that TV show.

I've got like 22, maybe 23. Maybe. There's no way. Alright, we'll revisit Anna Paquin in a second. After we see what kind of what cat's got in store for us.

Jennifer Lopez? Jennifer Lopez, now we're talking. Wow. Chad didn't like it. I mean... Oh my god. Is she in a bunch of TV stuff? Is that why you picked her? Who, J-Lo? I know she's not. Oh, okay. I see.

I didn't get the joke. Okay. So, let's do this. How are you feeling, Carmen, about these three names? What's sad is J-Lo's probably going to be my best bet, but I mean, I know a couple Kathy Bates movies, so we'll see. But let's just go through. Let's start with you, Carmen. Would you like to keep or reject Kathy Bates? I would like to reject it.

Okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Christina. Christina? Yeah. What do you got for a second choice? What about Angela Bassett? Angela Bassett?

Probably not too much better. Okay, we're back to Kathy Bates. All right. What are you, only like old bitches? What's going on, man? I'm obviously 80s, 90s bitch, you know? Chad, of course, absolutely doesn't want Anna Paquin, I'm guessing. I don't care.

Oh, you don't care? I mean, she's done great work from what you've just said. She should get some credit. I'm just not going to pick any of her movies, but I don't care if we do that. That's fine. Yeah, let's keep her. Alright, I just don't, you know, I just don't want it to be like, you know, too short of a game, but I also don't want it to be too long either.

Well, out of those three, I know one movie for sure. Oh, you'll last at least one round is what you're saying? Yeah, big time. And then I got Amy for another one, and if she doesn't own an Anna Paquin movie, I'm going to get one movie for sure. Oh, you'll last at least one round is what you're saying? Yeah, big time. And then I got Amy for another one, and if she doesn't own an Anna Paquin movie, I'm going to lose my mind.

I will lose my mind if you don't know one. He's going to jump through the top of all these events. It's like when you let a little kid play cards with you on Thanksgiving, and they keep being like, they keep granding the whole time, and so they run the show, and then they suck at cards i'm just telling you that maybe wasn't a great example but you need to know an anna paquin movie i mean i would never stop laughing if somebody's set you up like that and said anna paquin and then when you go to her i don't know any anna paquin

Paquin and then when you go to her I don't know any Anna Paquin I just like that show True Blood and then throwing stars her sign up here right at me but it's you know I just thought of an Anna Paquin I want to go first

alright I think we're all I'll try to knock off some Paquins I'll get some Paquins out of the way if I get the chance. Alright, so Chad won that last game, right? So we'll go Chad, Carmen,

Doug, then me, then Chad, Carmen, Doug, and go ahead and start us off, Chad, with a film that has Kathy Bates and a Paquin or Jell-O. I'm going to say Waterboy. Isn't she the mom

in that? No. Kathy Bates. In what? Did you say Waterworld? Waterboy. With Adam Sandler? Kathy Bates is the mom. it isn't anna packer we're a cheerleader in that kathy kathy bates is in water boy but i said i just heard water world

and i was like kathy bates is kevin costner's dad and water world remember that's where he got his web feed from i can't believe it was such an emotional scene. I can't believe you don't remember that. Water boy, yes. She and Adam share the same crazy accent. Alright, Amy, get ready, because I'm out. That was it? That's your whole... Carmen? Misery. Yes.

Excellent. She won the Oscar for that one. She deserved it everybody was scared not to give it to her he didn't deserve shit he just laid there the whole movie I know she's the one breaking motherfucking ankles couldn't get out of bed

Doug X-Men yes that's what I was referring to when I said that she's been in blockbuster motion pictures yeah so I knew that but's been in blockbuster motion pictures. Yeah, so I knew that, but I don't know all the rest of the words you have to say after that. It gets tough after that.

I fucked up in a game of this recently when I said an X-Men movie wrong. Or no, I said it right, but somebody convinced me I was wrong. Anyway. Do a hard one. Do a hard one. A hard one? Yeah. Okay.

Anna Paquin won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress for The Piano whoa she sure did who doesn't know that get that one

out of the way alright we got about three movies left between three of us I'm gonna say Titanic why not?

yeah thank you thank you she's the unsinkable Molly Brown. Yeah. Which is what I call it whenever my toilet clogs. Is it Jennifer Lopez? Yes, the one Latin broad they let on the boat.

That was it. All right. I'll G you, Carmen. I'm going to say enough at JLo. Yes. That movie, you're just watching it waiting for her to say enough.

It takes way longer than it should, but then she really goes to town. It's almost as if she took too much. And you're the same fool i don't want to hit no more yeah stop hitting me that's what they should have named it stop hitting me that would be a way better title than enough uh doug uh i'll say then enough. Doug? I'll say Out of Sight. Great, classic J-Lo. She's got

a great trunk scene in that movie. And Don Cheadle's in it. That's true. Finally. He brings it back, ladies and gentlemen. Finally a reason to bring up the cheats.

Okay, so we got Kathy Bates, Anna Paquin. I swear, I'm already, like, I think I'm done on Anna Paquin, to be honest with you. I mean, I know she's been in a few more movies, but nothing's jumping into my brain. So I'm going to go over to J JLo and say made in man that was my you're supposed to take the hard ones not the ones done enough, Doug. I really was resting on Maiden Manhattan. So, um... You gotta go to... I might have to go to Almost Famous.

But just give me just one second. Okay, let's give Chad a second while he's thinking. I'd like to thank LOL Comedy Club. And, yeah. And the, uh... We've got a great staff here. Everybody's super nice.

So come see them sometime. So anyways, Amy. Okay, we're going to Amy. Well, Anna Paquin was in Almost Famous. Anna Paquin was in Almost Famous. Yes, she was. Thank you. That's a great answer.

That's a really great answer. Thank you for that. Almost Famous. Yeah, Almost Famous. Yeah, almost famous. See, that's why she brought it up, just to do a callback to her own movie that she chose. That's a little embarrassing sitting up here. Playing for you and not thinking of that.

None of us figured that out, yeah. That's wild. I mean, when I called on you, I feel like that was a correct answer, so I should get the credit. Yeah, okay, well, great. Thank you. All right. Let's go to Carmen. I'm going to ask Christina. Okay. What do you got, Christina?

Fried green tomatoes. Fried green tomatoes. Dude, I was so torn, I couldn't remember if it was fried green tomatoes or steel magnolias and I was like I'm going to say the wrong fucking one I'm going to say the wrong old bitch movie and then I'm going to be the asshole yeah fried green tomatoes yep that's a good one

Doug about Schmidt Kathy Bates in a hot tub everybody hot as shit okay I'm gonna have to I think I'm gonna have to go back to J-Lo

I mean you know the expression there's always room for a J-Lo that's somebody else's joke not mine okay for j-lo I'm gonna say oh shit the wedding planner is that with Matthew McConaughey? Uh-huh. Okay. Yeah, at one point he accidentally glues a porcelain statue penis to his hand. It's so funny. Oh yeah, best picture that year.

Okay. I am going to go with, and I'm not sure if this is right, but I'm going to go with, it has been great to be here today. I'm out. Sorry, Amy. to go with it has been great to be here today I'm out sorry Amy he really tried you could see it he's sweaty CDF really drunk he really tried Carmen how are you doing you have another JLo I do Selena Selena.

Yes, of course! You say her name anywhere in Texas, you get a round of applause. I think you just won. Geely. Geely. Yes! Very good! The worst movie ever.

It's so bad. Yeah, it's not. It's rough. You don't have to pad your answer like that. Just say you watched the movie. Just say you liked the movie. You got a point. It's great.

I really didn't know what would happen up here today because I feel like all of you are such hustlers. Oh, Chad, you're out. I'm out, but can I just say one thing quickly? Yeah. So we have Kathy Bates and Anna Paquin, and we are now on a full J-Lo rotation. Right. That's wild to me.

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, J-Lo's just got more, you know, she's like the star of everything she's in. Right. Whereas those other two are character actresses who, like, have supporting roles, so it's harder to pinpoint which ones they were in. Carmen?

I think it's x2 yes i'll take it you know somebody was on the show recently and tried to convince me that it's that it's called x2 x-men united but yeah it's called that sometimes but like on the imdb page it just says X2 same with the poster don't pretend like you know that I did I date nerds I did know that thing uh all right Doug what are you doing over there have you X-Men 3 The Last Stand I think so I think I think Anna was like still I mean mean, she was in it for a while. But at this point, I don't know if she dips at some point or if she's in more. So we'll ask the audience.

We'll discuss that at the very end. And I'll just go back to J-Lo and say Angel Eyes. Whoa. How did you know that? Because it's her and Jim Caviezel, that guy that's been kind of... Oh, Jesus. Yeah.

Yeah. Say no more. Yeah. Playing Jesus will change you, man. It makes you better or worse. In case of Willem Dafoe, it made him better. Carmen.

Everybody's used their lifelines, right? No, I still got one. You still have one? I was saving it. Oh, shit. That's intense. Hey, come towards the light. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Now I really want to think of one. Oh, I just thought of one. Well, that's not helpful, Doug. God damn it. I thought maybe it would help you. I thought, like, you know, you'd be like, hey, if you could think of one, anybody can. I just thought of, like, ten, if you could think of one, anybody can. I just thought of like 10, maybe 12.

All right. We're just trying to get in her head. I'm still here. And I really liked you, Doug, at first. I can't think of one. I got nothing. I think I can. I think I can.

You're really done? Me, me, me, me. Oh, she just wants random people to be picked from the audience now. I mean, if you said it out loud, maybe then... No, don't say it out loud. I'm just kidding. We will ask you what you were thinking in a moment, though. But let's go to Doug and see...

Lifeline. Oh, Lifeline. Katiana. Katiana. The Cell? The Cell. Oh, shit! Nice.

Man, I thought that... The Cell with Vince Vaughn. I thought of The Cell, and then I can't remember. Yeah. I thought of a movie that she made that made a big splash in streaming, and that is called Shotgun Wedding. Oh! Oh. Yeah, with Josh Duhamel, host of the Buddy Games.

I've said too much. Back to you, Doug. Selena 2. Electric Boogaloo! I mean, we all pray for it every day. That Selena would come back to us. Oh my God, that was so funny.

So are you out, Doug? Yeah, I'm out. I mean, if I sat here and thought about it a little longer, I could probably come up with a few more, but that was a pretty tough one. But congratulations, Doug Mellard. You're our winner today. Miracles do happen.

Ray's trying to start a chant for you, but it's not catching on because nobody feels like you deserve this win. But we really had fun getting there. And now let's get to bad news Name movies we missed

Anaconda Anaconda is a great one I want the shirt Yeah that's a good one Are you there guys It's me Margaret The squid in the land Who's in Are You There Guys

It's Me Margaret Kathy Bates Okay I haven't seen it yet She's all that Anna Pa. Dolores Claiborne. She's all that. Anna Paquin. Dolores Claiborne. Dolores Claiborne. Kathy Bates.

Monster-in-law with J-Lo. Yes. Ray knows his shit. Kathy was in Primary Colors. J-Lo was in Jack with Robin Williams as an old boy Jersey Girl she did two what an idiot I am

oh X-Men Days of Future Past see that's when I always worry I'm going to screw up the title when I say it but she's not in X-Men Apocalypse I don't think I don't think she is no but Kathy Bates is with Don Cheadle, right?

Yeah, she took over for Cyclops in that movie. They have that real intense sex scene. It's so intense. Two Days in the Valley. Does anybody else know another Paquin? Trick or Treat.

Trick or Treat? Anna Paquin's in that? Who is she in that movie? I just saw it. Oh, shit. They're just making shit up. Yeah, he's just yelling out. Far From Home. That's Fly Away Home. Fly Away Home is Anna Paquin

and Jeff Daniels. Squid and the Whale. Who? We got an Irishman over here. The Irishman. Who's in that? Paquin's in the Irishman. She's in a lot of shit.

Wow. The piano I said a million years ago, but thank you. We got like 90% of it. Yeah, I think we did pretty good. Doug Mellard, what do you want to plug? You get to promote your stuff first because you're our winner today.

Well, I do a cool podcast with a guy named Doug Benson called Wide World of Dugs. Check that out. Wherever you get your podcasts. And I've got a film I co-wrote with a buddy, Joe Ahern, who directed it,

my buddy Dan Riddle. It's called The Disappearance of Toby Blackwood, and it's streaming right now on Peacock and Amazon Prime, so check that out. The Disappearance of Toby Blackwood. Katiana, you have to watch it now because I won for you. Let's hand over the prize bag, shall we? There you go. Congratulations. Yeah, there you go. Nice teamwork there.

Worked out pretty good. Let's hear it for, this was Carmen Morales' first time on the program. I think that went great for you. How do you feel? I'm dumb. Especially after you named some of them. I'm like, ah, orcs! Yeah, that game's always that way because you can't think of them all.

Even with the top five players, there's always leftovers that the audience yells at us. What would you like to plug, Carmen? Before I plug, this reminds me of a game we used to play on long drives where you would have to, but we would bet, because degenerates, right? We would gamble. We would have to say a popular, like a Stallone, and then you'd have to go 20 or 17, and you would have to go,

and then whoever, we would all put money in the thing and if you fucked it up you lost the money and somebody else would get it. Everybody would have to name a Stallone movie so you'd have to wager how many movies Oh, you're just guessing how many people are going to know? You're guessing how many movies you can

confidently say about an actor. That you can say by yourself. I could name 20 Stallone movies, easy peasy or i could name 20 stallone movies easy peasy or i can name you know 15 minutes wait a second wait a second so you say 15 nicholas cage movies oh wait i want to now i'm having trouble following the rules of this game so you say uh i can name 20 stallone movies and i bet i bet ten bucks that you can't I'm saying you just said it yeah and you're betting that I can well I'm safe if you said yeah follow the follow the thread let's say you're the first person to speak and

you say I can name 20 Stallone movies then what is the next thing that happens the next person bids more yeah if somebody thinks they can name more than I could name all right okay and then if I don't believe you I go bullshit and then you have to name all 25 all right so what's your first bid on Sylvester Stallone I mean I could I think I could do 20 right here right now right now Doug can't do 21 right no okay I need cage maybe I would I think I could do 21 but I'm not gonna I'm not gonna play cuz I want to hear I want Carmen to do this cuz Chad you know maybe I don't know we could do it can we count on the game bonus game what bonus game I'm doing it right now I'm just trying to see we're

all excited to hear Carmen and what's the time limit how much time do you have I mean at some point I mean come on it's for car trips so I bet you the person sits there going like for a long time once you start space and then it's like yeah yeah but you think you could just rock out 20 Stallones right now? I think I could get real close. Let's do it. You already said 20. Let's do it.

Say them slow enough that we could all yell out the number after each one. Okay. All right, here we go. Expendables. One. Expendables two. Two. Expendables three.

Three. Oscar. Four. The specialist. Five. Expendables 3. 3. Oscar. 4. The Specialist. 5. The fucking... Stop or my mom will shoot. 6.

The... The other one where he blows everything up. What about those two movies where he did it five times? Oh yeah, Expendables 4. No, no, no.

There's a fourth one? Yeah. Okay, seven. Rocky. Eight. Rocky 2. Nine. Rocky 3. Rocky. Eight. Rocky two. Nine. Rocky three.

Ten. Rocky four. Eleven. Rocky five. Twelve. Balboa. Rocky Balboa is the full name. Rocky Balboa.

Thirteen. Thirteen. Fucking Rambo. Fourteen. 13. Fucking, uh, Rambo! 14. Hey, Ray, will you stop playing like you're playing? Rambo 2. Was there a 3?

No. It was a really good effort, Carmen. Thank you. We brought out a time. I'm sorry. What were you trying to tell her, Ray? First Blood, yeah. No, there was Rambo eventually.

The fifth one's called Rambo, I think. Yeah, yeah, just Rambo. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, one of them's called Rambo. Anyway, just like one of them's called Rocky Bal. Anyway. I should have went with Nicolas Cage. Just like one of them's called Rocky Balboa. You know, he just has to go back to the roots. Yeah.

All right. Now we got to go quickly. Do your plugs, Carmen. Sorry, sorry, sorry. At the Funny Carmen on all the assorted social media, CarmenMorales.com for all your Carmen Morales needs. I just put a little set out on Comedy Central's, featured on Comedy Central, so please check that out. I was also a little set out on Comedy Central's featured on Comedy Central so please

check that out. I was also recently in a film called Andy Somebody it's alright so if you guys want to check that out it's streaming for free and all the things I'm pretty sure it's on Tubi or some shit and also Amazon Prime, every other

place where you can just kind of put a movie up and I'm in that, so please watch that. And I also got a little special on HBO Max. Please watch that as well. Nice. Thank you, thank you. Oh, I also have a podcast called Great Me Baby if you guys like podcasts, which it seems like you might. Yeah, very good.

Chad, what would you like to plug? I could do 21. Yeah, very good. Chad, what would you like to plug? I could do 21. No, obviously not. Right, so cowboy, over the top. I'm done. Cliffhanger.

I have podcasts, middle of somewhere, podcasts, pretend problems. I have a new special called Mixed Reviews. I did two of them in one night and I'm putting the other one out in a little bit. And chaddaniellis.com for tour dates. I'm touring all over the place to pay for my daughter's college.

Nice. Assassin! Assassins. Tango and Cash. Stop it. We all know Stallone movies. He's made a million. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. know Stallone movies. He's made a million. Guardians of the Galaxy, Volume 2. Douglas movies.

Guardians of the Galaxy, Volume 3. Douglas movies returns to the Orlando Improv on Saturday, January 6th at 4.20. One more time for all of my guests. Doug Mallard, Carmen Morales, Chad Daniels.

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Cause Doug loves movies