Doug Loves Movies - Chad Daniels, Geoff Tate and Troy Tate guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers screening baby sticky seeds
With 50 as it popped more kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Cause Doug loves movies
Applause Hey, hey, hey everybody.
My name is Doug and I love movies.
Business Doug loves movies.
Oh, perfection.
Coming to you for the first time ever from the Commonwealth Comedy Sanctuary in Dayton.
What state are we in?
Kentucky!
Yeah!
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Cincinnati adjacent.
It's Saturday afternoon, May 11th, 2024.
And without further ado, it's Doug Plugs.
Doug Plugs, Doug Plugs, Doug Plugs, Doug Plugs.
Amazing, amazing.
I can't, people are so excited for the Plugs.
Tuesday, Tuesday, May 21st, Doug Loves Movies
is back at the lab at the Improv in Los Angeles, California.
Sam Levine will be there defending his title
against two hot up-and-comers to be determined.
And...
And I'm doing stand-up in Dallas, Texas,
on Friday night, May 31st.
That was just added.
Two shows, Dallas, so come on out to those and all of my
dates and deeds and links are at Doug loves movies comm
And dancing? And dancing as fast as I can!
Oh great, just great job all around.
Amazing, amazing audience.
So you deserve a great prize bag today.
And just some great prizes in general because I just came from lunch
at Galactic Fried Chicken.
And yeah, and it is out of this world.
But really, it is a fun place with lots of fun chicken.
And the listeners can't see it,
but their logo that's on this shirt and this hat
is just, it's a beautiful beautiful it's a space chicken. Can you imagine all the chicken there is from
out they send it to outer space then it comes back and you just be like wow this
chickens been this chickens been out of this world. But these hats, how cool is this hat?
Like, it's like Pride and also chicken.
Pride and chicken, one of my favorite Jane Austen books.
So we got a few of these hats.
So we got three of these hats.
So what I'll do is, oh, I see, they're different colors.
They're not all Pride hats. One's I'll do is... Oh, I see. They're different colors. They're not all pride hats.
One's just black if you're just a trucker.
And one's kind of pink if you're, like, you know,
almost MAGA.
So...
If you're on the verge of a red hat.
So we'll pick three people to play for today.
Since we have three hats, we'll give three hats out and we got three Galactic t-shirts.
But then also in the neighborhood is a restaurant called Tuba.
That's a Dayton, Kentucky staple because you know there's so many Germans here. I assume if you could have a full-time German restaurant called Tuba,
it must be a pretty good German population.
And then here's what I brought.
I brought some stuff from California, and it's really hat forward today because
somebody's
been walking out of here with a couple of different chapeaus.
Because I went to the premiere out in LA of this Chris Pine
movie where he plays a pool man.
And it's called Pool Man.
And they gave out this hat that is like, it doesn't,
you know, I've got a gigantic head,
so it doesn't fit very good.
But I love it though, because it's very plush hat,
but then also it's subtle.
It's just got a pool man on it.
It doesn't say pool man.
So it could be anything you want it to be.
It kind of looks like a guy just holding a rake.
But I guess that's supposed to be like a pool net.
But anyway, that's a very exclusive hat.
I think they only made enough for, you know,
just to give everybody at the premiere.
And then I also brought some pins.
I've got pins from, of me, Doug Benson,
and a pin that says Doug loves movies on it.
And a rubber pipe from my friends at Peacemaker
is an amazing pipe because the lid,
you don't have to lose the lid.
It stays right there.
You just put it back on and it's attached to the thing.
Plus a carabiner.
If you wanna be like really,
I don't know which side of the river you need to be on.
I think you could get away with this in Ohio,
but not Kentucky, just walking around with a pipe just hanging off of your belt.
It's pretty fun.
And I almost brought all the prizes in.
I couldn't fit them all inside the, this thing,
but I wanted it to be the prize bag.
It's a beautiful...
Yeah.
It is gorgeous.
It's a beautiful pink fanny pack from a company
that makes really cool vape pens called Pax.
And so it's a fanny Pax.
Yeah, but I do love it.
It's hard to part with, but I just never fanny pack it. It's
just not my style, but I'm happy to pass it along. So somebody's going to win all that
stuff today. But it's not about winning, because most of you will not win today.
So we hope that everybody just gets the gift of laughter
just by being present.
And would you like to meet our guests?
Please give a warm church welcome.
Have I mentioned...
I don't know if I've told the listeners
that we're in a former church
and that I feel a little fucking weird about it.
What denomination do you think this church was?
It was what?
What kind?
Baptist?
All right. I did notice that the sink in the bathroom
splashed water on the top of my head.
Please welcome Chad Daniels, Jeff Tate, and Troy Tate. Hey, it's all the all the tates you can eat today.
Please don't do that.
Please don't eat the tates.
Let's meet everybody now that they're up here on stage.
Let's meet them individually.
And I'd say alphabetically by first name,
but they are the same alphabetically by first name
or last name.
Either way, it shapes up the same.
Give it up, everybody.
To my left, playing across the river
at a club that will not get mentioned,
unless he mentions it, is Chad Daniels!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks for being here, dude.
Thanks for the call.
You're welcome.
I saw you were going to be over at the other place.
Why don't we just call it Stop Apples?
Psh.
A little code talk.
Little code talk in the biz.
I've done this show there,
I've played on stand up there a bunch of times,
I love that club,
but you know, when they changed the name to Stop Apples,
I was like, that is a decision I can't stand behind. I would, you know, when they changed the name to Stop Apples, I was like, that is a decision I can't stand behind.
I would, you know, they should have at least kept it
in the area and just called it Goin' Ape Shit or something.
You know, keep it in the same...
the same verbiage. Is that the right?
I don't know.
Do you have your keys hanging off of your pants?
Uh, sure do, it turns out.
Wow.
Do you want to add a, do you want to have a little pipe
hanging off of your pants, too?
I do, thank you.
OK.
Here you go.
It's got a little carabiner on there,
so you could just have all sorts of shit
hanging off of your pants.
You're like a lesbian in training.
It's a little starter kit.
I love it.
Did you see there's a guy with crutches in the audience?
I did see that.
Yeah, he requested that we don't make him laugh because it hurts.
Okay, I can do that. You're on board, you can handle it. Yeah, I was just gonna say that.
You're on board, you can handle it.
Yeah, I mean, yeah.
But you're having a nice time over on the other side
of the river, Chad?
Always fantastic, this area.
The country people come over from this side of the river
and it's very fun.
Yeah, I think people go back and forth quite freely.
They've built, by my count, at least three bridges.
Yeah.
But you know what I mean?
Like, there's lots of bridges in Portland.
There's lots of bridges in, like, Pittsburgh.
But when you go across a bridge in one of those places,
you're still in the same city.
Here, you are leaving the state
by going across one bridge.
Yeah. I love it.
And the Mason...
You're crossing the Mason
Dixon line because I saw I saw a drawing of that and it should have gone
underneath Kentucky and it's like you guys were like bullshit and put it on
your shoulders and pushed it up to the top of your state. It does. It looks like a stock graph going on top of your state.
It looks like we are buying slavery.
Oh, I'm sorry.
We're in a church. You're not comfortable with your history?
Get out of here.
Why does a church stop being a church?
Like how did it be?
Did some rich guy
that wanted to open up a comedy club
run the church out of here?
Listen, I believe in the commonwealth for the people
and people deserve laughter more than churching.
Hey, our dad stopped a bunch of churches, so it could happen.
You just gotta be bad at it.
Maybe this one grew up to be a mega church.
Oh yeah! Maybe it got bigger.
Yeah, they had to move to a bigger space.
That left this beautiful size room for us.
Yeah, yeah, they probably meet at like an Eastside movie theater now at 10 a.m. at a
regal.
We got to wrap this up.
Fall Guys starts at 1230.
There's an oldie, oldie timey theater on the street that looks like they don't do movies there anymore.
No, yeah, but it's still cool to see that it still exists.
But I guess they just rent it out for stuff, or concerts. Bands are totally closed.
Wow. Alright, well when I go back by later, I'll throw some rocks at it.
I don't know why that marquee is still so nice if they're not even open.
Also joining us today on stage here in a church is, what did I write down about you, Jeff?
Let's see what I wanted to say.
He's, oh, he's got one of the most
chantable names in the business.
It's Jeff Tate!
Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate,
Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate,
I love it.
Yeah.
I like to say Tate not hate. Yes. Yeah. I like to say tate, not hate.
Yes.
Yeah, right?
That's the way to live.
Thanks for being here, Jeff.
Oh, it's my pleasure.
I love churches.
Big fan.
You've done stand up here.
Yes.
It really does.
You were telling me that the acoustics are,
that you enjoy the acoustics.
Yeah, it's great. It can get real loud. You'll see.
It's already happened.
I mean, the audience sounds great.
Yeah.
I don't generally like to admit this to the listeners, but there's only ten people here.
Yeah.
It's amazing acoustics in this room. All right. Well, thank you,
Jeff, for being here as usual. And it's always a treat when this happens. He brought his
brother. It's Troy Tate, everybody! Daddy! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, But thanks for being here, dude. Thanks for having me, Doug. I love being a member of your pro-AM circuit.
Nice to come play with the big boys.
It is fun.
Would you like to mix it up and put an amateur in here
every once in a while?
But you have proven to be more than an amateur.
You've proven to be quite worthy.
You actually can play the games and
yeah so how do you think you're gonna do against your brother today? Have you been
studying or anything? Just watching about the same amount of movies I always do.
So probably gonna lose. But I do know how to play the games.
Yeah, that's the important thing is you just,
you know, lose with some dignity.
Don't sound confused, just don't know the answer.
That sounds like a personal attack to me.
Well, I feel like you should already feel attacked
because this whole audience chants
everyone's name but yours.
I'm okay.
Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat, chat.
Oh, that was quite a smart move to not fuck with Daniels.
Yeah.
Because Daniels is a weird name to chant.
But the last time people chanted chat,
a building went up in flames, so... He'll do it, just say his name a bunch.
Do you feel better now, Chad?
I feel great.
Because they chanted your name?
I didn't feel bad before.
Oh yeah, you did. Yeah, I can see it.
Oh yeah, you did. Yeah, I can see it. Alright, so before we play our games today, I'd like to do a thing called a visit to recommendation nation.
That's where I ask each of you. This is where we get serious. The rest of it is fun movie games. This is serious movie talk.
There's too many movies out there,
both from the history of movies and the 70 movies
just came out on streaming yesterday.
So it's harder to find, you know,
people need recommendations.
So we'll start with you, Chad.
Please recommend one movie.
I'm gonna recommend Kung Fu Panda. Again?
Is that what you do every time you come on?
You didn't say recommend a different one.
I didn't. I didn't.
And this is a new group of people.
I mean, for one thing, those movies, they need the help.
They need...
You need to get the word out about...
They're barely getting by, yes, those movies. Nobody the help they need you need to get the word out about barely getting by nobody knows about KFP one two three or four there's four of
them now you've seen the fourth one I have and how does it measure up I loved
it yeah I love them all I recommend Kung Fu Panda the first one because the
peach tree scene single-handedly got me through my divorce.
It's true.
I mean, it's probably pretty sad,
and if you want to start chanting Chad right now,
that'd be all right, but...
Wait a second. Was that what was in the file marked finally?
Was it just the MP4 of Kung Fu Panda?
Listen, go listen to one of his albums.
I don't know which one, but that's a fucking callback.
Solid goddamn joke I just made.
Chad gets it.
Yeah, let's see her make jokes about our jokes
that this audience hasn't necessarily heard.
Certainly doesn't have them all memorized.
I got so many jokes memorized.
I thought you were making a reference to something
that I just missed that had happened.
I was like, file?
What file?
What are you talking about?
It's my joke and I didn't even get it.
But that happens to us all the time, right?
Where people quote your own jokes to you
and you're like, I don't know what you're trying to do.
Or they'll go like, I used to have a joke about the log ride
at our log rides, but specifically the one at Disneyland.
And the punchline of the joke, the end of the bit
is the word log.
I saved the word log until the very end.
Call it a flume ride up until that point.
But people will always go,
hey, do the log ride joke.
And I'm like, okay.
It's almost like somebody talking to a jury.
Okay, could you all forget what you just heard?
Let's strike that from the record.
Cause then the joke will be funnier
when you haven't heard log already.
But anyway. I got some bad news for you
crutch guy is dying right now oh no I'm sorry really laughing hard that sucks
dude I'm sorry where'd you end up eating did you eat before the show what we
where were you guys going when I saw you out on the streets oh oh
so you're oh you get little booze in you that's just a bar over there called
roses rose room you recommend it if you need to get fucking tanked near a church, it's the spot. If you're getting day drunk before a matinee
of a podcast taping,
the crutches-
Roe's room is the place.
The crutches are starting to make more sense.
I was worried maybe he had just a little dirt on bowing,
and they were like, we'll just take out a ankle, but...
Okay, so I just...
We were talking about anything but Kung Fu Panda,
because you think adults without children should watch Kung Fu Panda, because... You think adults without children
should watch Kung Fu Panda?
I think in their house.
Oh, you don't think they should throw on a trench coat
and run down to the cinema and sit near the children?
Yeah, I don't think they should watch it on their phone
in the park and be like, come here and watch this one.
No.
I don't.
Hey little boy, I've got Kung Fu Panda in this van on my phone. But what, why did you
think you like it so much?
I think it was just, you know, a time in my life where I honestly think we watched it
so much because right when I got divorced,
we didn't even have cable or anything.
And so we just watched it all the time.
Yeah. And I love it.
It was just a movie you had.
I stand by it. Yeah.
Kids will watch things over and over again.
What's something you've had to watch a lot
because of having children that you like hate it?
Oh, hate it. I don't think anything.
Oh yeah, well, I mean like.
Was Peppa Pig a thing when your kids were little?
No, but there was a Disney show where the dog could talk and he would go in circles and you go my tail my tail
My tail my tail my tail and I almost broke about four TVs
watching that I
Don't know. They absolutely thought it was the best and then they would start going in circles. Listen. Oh, no
Did they get their tail?
Did they catch their own tails?
Are you trying to tell us something about your children?
Do you love Kung Fu Panda because all your children
are actually animals?
Yes, I'm one of those people.
Come meet my children.
And they're just cats.
Cool.
Right?
This is Poe, and this is? I don't know any other names from them. Come meet my children and they're just cats. Cool. Right?
This is Poe and this is?
I don't know any other names from those.
Dustin Hoffman's in it?
Uh-huh.
What does he voice?
He voices Little Red Panda.
He voices Sifu.
Sifu?
Yeah.
Okay.
They added a character.
What are you guys laughing at?
They added a character.
This is the serious part of the show. But they added a character. What are you guys laughing at? They added a character. This is the serious part of this show.
But they added a character in part four?
They did.
Who voices that?
Awkwafina.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Am I not supposed to answer these questions?
What's going on right now?
What's the name of the water that's,
is that also Awkwafina?
It is. Cause that always confuses me. what's the name of the water that's is that also aquafina it is because that
always confuses me hers is hers is with a W like the word awkward like hers is
more like awkward Fina but whenever I hear aquafina I'm like you just took a
the name of a water as your name because that's could be your birth name right it's not no her
birth name is Dasani Dasani Dasani Johnson
All right. Great job, Chad. Thank you.
I mean, he knows his Kung Fu Panda movies.
What kind of animal is Aquathena?
Ooh. I don't know. Something that I...
Like a lemur?
Not a lemur. I like to move it, move it. I've watched them all you guys
I heard that guy from Madagascar was mean to what's that at rebel Wilson? Oh? Yeah, that's right
Yes, I saw that too. I think she's some sort of Asian Fox I
mean typecasting.
Jeff Tate, recommend a movie. Uh, Kung Tu Panda. It's the second one.
Also, can I call you Papa Smurf? Sure. Ahoy! I
don't know how he talks. Is that how Papa Smurf talks? Ahoy? Ahoy? Yeah! We don't know
where they came from. Not a pirate ship. It's just the right... don't assume what
they do with the boat. It's just boat talk.
It's not automatically, he didn't say, arrrr.
He said, ahoy, it's just regular boat talk for,
I think, hello.
That hat looks like you have a white,
swirly poop on your head.
It's frosting.
Frosting.
It's frosting.
It's frosting, I'm a cupcake.
He is a cupcake from head to toe.
I'm a cupcake from...
I've never seen someone more dressed up like a cupcake.
Oh my God.
It's frosting.
All I heard was, I've never seen someone more dressed up.
That's all I heard.
And I agree.
You guys got, this is top 10.
This is the best I can look.
You guys are lucky.
Did you recommend something? No.
I thought you were gonna go to Troy next,
so he's about to get fucked.
I'm just giving him a warning,
because I'm gonna take the one he was gonna say,
because we both saw Fall Guy yesterday,
and it's awesome.
It's so much fucking fun.
Yeah, you love that movie.
Yeah, it was made for me
I was probably the only one in America disappointed when they changed the release date from March 1st to May something like I
Had March 1st in my calendar for six months, and then they moved it. I was so bummed
But I gotta see it. I'm gonna see it again two or three times. Come on. We gotta get those numbers up fall guy
Yeah, cuz they're saying that Fall Guy is like,
not a bomb, I guess, but it's not doing the business
they expected it to.
I think it's about time we need to stop expecting,
assuming it's going to make that,
and then being like, well, it didn't, so it sucks.
They gotta go back to just letting it come out
and be like, oh, cool. Thirty million or whatever.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't even know the number or what it may be.
It's just like that's unfortunate that the entertainment reporters and stuff
just immediately start saying, why is this movie failing?
It's like it just opened, man.
Like it used to be like, remember, my my big fat Greek wedding was out for like
weeks before it became a hit and then it was became huge
Yeah, it could happen
But it's just the the release schedules to the windows too tight now
Like are aren't though most of you that are excited about fall guy also content to wait until it's on TV
For free in a few months. You know what I mean?
Like that's the dilemma is you really got to choose
So everybody went out to see Oppenheimer because they thought they were going to see this big movie,
but I think Fall Guys is more of a more cinematic.
Yeah.
Oppenheimer, there's a lot of people
just sitting around talking.
Yeah.
Like, damn, I'm glad I saw this in IMAX.
Oh, I know.
I've been sitting at home going, what
does the inside of Robert Downey's nose look like, Junior?
Finally. I mean, there was a period of time where we could have guessed what the inside of Robert Downey's nose look like, Junior? Finally.
I mean, there was a period of time where we could have guessed what the inside of Robert
Downey Joseph's do...
But it's been a few years since we knew for sure.
Yeah, he's like a big mountain of your hat in his nose.
Yeah, I wrote it down.
It's official, Fall Guy.
I did not write down Kung Fu Panda yet.
All right, I'll write it down.
Thank you.
And Troy, did you want to say Fall Guy?
Did he really take your recommendation?
He did take my recommendation, but luckily I've seen another movie.
So I'll go back, I'll rewind to the one I saw before Fall Guy.
It's called Outland.
Outland?
Outland?
Outland.
Outland, yeah.
That's Sean Connery?
Sean Connery.
A little dirty, future space flick.
Yeah, yeah.
It's good.
Used Future is what it's called.
Used Future, yeah, that's what I was going for
It's got one of the best like
on foot chase scenes
Yeah, where they're running through the it's like takes place on like a some sort of spaceship. It's like a moon
They're on a moon. They're on a moon better, but they're in this weird thing
That's got lots of tunnels and ladders and shit and and they have this wild chase scene on foot through it
That's pretty pretty cool. Yeah, it's fun
And it stars the guy that played cliff on Cheers and the lady that played his mom are both in the movie
Francis Stern Hagan and yeah, John Ratzenberger. I think Stern Hagan is second lead
She's billed directly after Sean Connery. She's got a real part in that. Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Outland, where'd you see it?
It's streaming.
On one of the streamers?
Yeah.
Or?
I don't know.
Did it with their commercials?
No.
You probably have to buy it, but it's worth a couple bucks.
Probably four bucks, three bucks.
Two bucks.
That's Peter Boyle in it too.
He plays the bad guy.
Oh, Peter Boyle's the bad guy, Peter Boyle's the bad guy.
I haven't seen it in a long time,
that's really all I remember about it.
I also remember that the guy that directed it,
I think it's Peter Hyams.
Yeah.
He tends to have a pretty cool chase scene
in all of his movies, and all of his movies are also,
this one probably is the less so,
but his movies are like, I think he did that movie
about faking the moon landing and stuff, like think he does like conspiracies kind of get into his
movies he makes yeah yeah he did time cop and sudden death and yeah yeah I
think 2010 the sequel to 2001 oh yeah I bet he did that too the year it was
called 2010 the year we make contact yes, and it's not clear with what
And then charges were pressed
Okay, so we have
Outland Fall Guy and Kung Fu Panda if you can't if you can't find something to enjoy between those three,
I don't know what to tell you.
It probably means you're a woman, but...
Or an adult.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Now, yeah, now recommend some movies for adults.
No, I'm kidding.
All right, great job everybody.
We gotta take a commercial break. We'll be right back!
We're back!
We're back!
I was like, this commercial break's going take too long if we discuss comedians who
are also in town who are not on this stage right now.
But we picked name tags during the break and so Chad is playing for Carrie, who you do not want to take to the prom.
Mostly because on the poster, Carrie looks like me.
Twice.
One clean, one blood covered.
But good job, Carrie, because the name tag lights up, and that's why Chad chose it, because
Chad, well, that's self-explanatory.
Jeff, he'll take the light up one.
You didn't even care what was on it.
You're just like, it's lit up, it's mine.
Didn't know we were allowed to bully people
on the spectrum, but that's fine.
That's a joke about lights.
He's talking about light, the light spectrum.
If someone had a Kung Fu Amanda poster or something, he'd probably, that's probably
what he'd do.
You said Kung Fu Amanda?
Yeah, that'd be a good name tag.
Oh my God.
Amanda's listening.
Get your shit right.
Kung Fu Pandrew.
These are great ideas for the future
because if you know if you have an inkling if you have a feeling Chad's
gonna be on the show and you bring some fucking Kung Fu Panda shit you'd pick it
right? For sure. Yeah so a little hint for the future.
Jeff is playing for the Ides of Mark.
He changed Ides of March to Ides of Mark, very cleverly.
And also very clever, Zach Reacher.
I would have added around. As I always do whenever I hear the name Jack reach around. All right. Let's play
some games and determine who's going to win this stuff. Yeah. Pressure's on now, Chad. His first game is called Purple Rain Man!
Yay!
Now don't panic, Chad, that Jeff is probably the best person
that's ever played this particular game.
I'm not saying he's the best at it. I'm just saying he's the best person
I've also probably played it the most because we did it for a whole year straight. It's true We played it every day during the
pandemic lockdown we we we played for
365 days in a row
We would go live on
Instagram or no Periscope.
Remember Periscope?
I started thinking about it today.
I think it was both, because I think Periscope died
halfway through.
Oh, I think, yeah, we had to go, sorry,
we're moving it over to Instagram, because Periscope
is the thing.
Yeah, something happened with that.
But it was nice to have at least one thing to do
during the day, every day, during the Pando.
Otherwise, I might have gone crazy.
Yeah, it was a fun little activity for us,
and I hope for some people that followed along.
So we're gonna play that today,
and here's how it works, Chad.
I'm going to say the third build actors
in a movie mashup title. Purple Rain Man, of course, is the name of the game
and a prime example of how it works.
The two titles, Purple Rain and Rain Man, together,
because they have that common thing in the middle.
Definitely an excellent musician.
So I'm gonna say
Is that what he says in Kung Fu Panda My stuff doesn't always hit on Doug loves movies.
I'm glad you're laughing.
Okay, so what's happening?
Oh, so I'm explaining the game.
So there'll be, I'll say the two third build people.
So the first title will be, the first name will be from the first title,
the second name will be from the second title.
Then I'll say the second build people,
then the top build people.
So you'll have three actors from each movie,
and hopefully by the end of that,
somebody will be able to blurt out the entire title.
But Jeff might even get it before we get all the names.
Because he is good at it.
And it is, it's not an easy game.
These ones, I'm not going to say they're the hardest ones I've ever written.
But you heard me.
Um, ready?
Here's round one.
Third build are Lionel Jeffries and Vincent Gardeinia.
Uh oh.
The listeners couldn't hear that,
but there was definitely a siren,
ambulance of some kind that apparently
only had to travel half a
block. Yeah. Because it has stopped already. Maybe the fire trucks just make
that noise when they're backing up. It was probably a cop taking it out for a wash. It's like
when a cop doesn't want to hang out at the red light, it just hits it, goes, and
it stops it. It's like, I could, look at me.
That was it.
That was definitely one of those moves.
Do you want to add a fun twist to this game?
Maybe.
Do you want me to raise my hand when I recognize
an actor's name?
That is fun.
That is fun.
OK, let's do that.
I'll do that.
But don't confuse that with the signal to clap.
It's just when I raise my hand.
All right.
Get your hand ready.
Okay.
Second build in this movie mashup title are Sally Ann Howes
and I know these names are so obscure.
Robert De Niro I I think it is?
I think that's how you say it?
Yeah, there you go, hands up.
All right, Jeff, you got anything yet?
No.
Okay, top build.
And the first person to yell out
the full mashup title gets a point.
Dick Van Dyke and Michael Moriarty.
Dick Van Dyke and Michael Moriarty
Jeff
Hold on, Dick Van Dyke and
Michael Moriarty. Yeah, the closest I can come is Chitty Chitty Bangel Heart.
Angel Heart? Angel Heart, if it was Angle.
Chitty Chitty Bang Bangel Heart.
It's got one of each.
That's the closest I can get.
Okay, well, you know, I have in the past
given out half points for getting part of the title right, but not today.
But yeah, this is a tough one.
Vincent Gardenia, Robert De Niro, and Michael Moriarty starred in a drama that took place
in the world of professional baseball, and it was called Bang the Drum Slowly.
So the title I'm looking for is
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang the Drum Slowly.
Oh damn.
Yeah.
Tough.
Tough one indeed.
And a very, like that's what made me giggle
is they're very, as movies go, they're opposites because the first one's you know a kids movie musical and then the second one
De Niro plays a
Even says in the description on IMDB that his character is a half wit which I didn't think I
Didn't think we say that about
Call somebody a half wit
but about, just call somebody a half wit, but he's a half wit who's a baseball
catcher and Michael Marriarty's the pitcher and it's about their friendship
while they're on the same baseball team but also De Niro is dying of cancer.
Oh okay. Or it might not be cancer but he's dying of something.
Alright crutches you should watch that later.
It'll...
You know, I just realized he's probably dying of not having full wit.
Yeah, yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So we're off to a hot start. It's very exciting. This is round two.
Third build.
I'd watch this movie.
Don Knotts and Daniel Day-Lewis.
I just recognize the names.
The Apple Dumpling Gangs of New York.
What's that? The Apple Dumpling Gangs of New York.
That is correct. Yeah!
Yeah!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Yeah, but.
Ha ha.
Love that, love that.
Wow, that was the slowest mic drop I've ever heard.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Drop the mic slowly. Ha ha ha ha ha. Drop the mic slowly.
Ha ha ha ha.
After you bang it.
Wow, Troy Tate is on the board with one point.
Damn.
Wow.
That's only one, you only get one for getting it right away?
That was a monster.
Cause it actually, that one does like,
the first title
is Don Knotts, Susan Clark, and Bill Bixby.
Whoa.
All start in the Apple Dumpling Gang.
Those wouldn't have helped any more than Don Knotts.
That's immediately where my head went.
Apple Dumpling Gang.
Yeah, I guess Tim Conway was probably fourth,
because they were like a duo in that movie.
And then Daniel Day-Lewis, Cameron Diaz,
and Leonardo DiCaprio starting Gangs of New York.
So we have the Apple Dumpling Gangs of New York.
Great job, Troy.
Thanks.
Yeah.
Round three.
There's 40 of these.
So crack a 40 and sit back and enjoy what movie mashup title has in third billing Jeff Garland,
frequent cast on this program, and somebody I've never met, Diego Luna.
This one's really hard.
They're all hard.
This is next. Did you hear how quickly Troy got the last one?
Yeah, they're not hard if you know them.
They get pretty easy.
All right, second build.
I could just say anything here Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy. Easy.
Easy.
Easy.
All right, second build.
I could just say anything here,
because I don't think anybody knows who Alyssa Knight is.
No hand up?
Nope.
And then Gail Garcia Bernal.
So that second movie's got Diego Luna
and Gail Garcia Bernal.
First movie's got our boy and Gil Garcia Bernal.
First movie's got our boy Jeff Garland with Alicia Knight.
And here we go, top build. First movie, Ben Burt.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
Good ol' Ben Burt.
And Maribel, Maribel Verdu. What is happening right now?
This is a tough one, but when you hear me say it out loud, you'll laugh and it'll be all worth it.
It'll be like, okay, he put me through that for a good reason.
Do you have a guess, Jeff? and it'll be all worth it. It'll be like, okay, he put me through that for a good reason.
Do you have a guess, Jeff?
I think the first one is a cartoon.
Oh, yeah?
And the second one is...
I was trying to, you know, get Chad in the game here.
I thought he knew more cartoons than just Kung Fu Panda.
I can't. I can't. Yeah.
Ben Burt is a guy who was known for, like, he created sound effects like the lightsaber and Star Wars.
I know his name has two T's at the end.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, so he...
That's not worth anything.
Yeah, you don't get any points for knowing
how many T's are in somebody's name.
You never know, you never know.
But, you're right about it being animated,
the first title of the two, but the full title
of the two movies smashed together is
Wal-e-to Tam-bi-en, wait, e... Mama, yeah. the two movies smashed together is WALL-E 2 TAMBIEN
wait, E
WALL-E 2 MAMA TAMBIEN
yeah, another of the most opposite movies you can imagine
either a movie where two robots fall in love or
another movie where two young men have sex with a lady
played by Mary-Belle Love or another movie where two young men have sex with a lady
Played by Mary Bell Verdu
But both of those guys Diego Luna and Gail Garnell
Garcia have gone on to be in lots of stuff since then they both they've both been
remained fairly famous Diego Luna's in that
That Star Wars movie. Yeah, and or. Yeah, that one.
I was onto the second half of it.
Jeff and I conferred we might have gotten it.
Oh yeah?
We might have.
You couldn't got it?
You couldn't got there if I didn't blur it out so quickly?
All right, we'll see what you think of this one.
All right.
Third build, Alan Tudyk, also a former guest on the show.
Do you know Tudyk?
Chad does not know 2Dick. Maybe if I said it the way it's supposed to be said, 2Dick.
I'm only here because I'm in town.
Okay?
I just know there are people at home listening like,
why is he taking up a spot?
Listen, I'm only here because I'm in town.
This is tough.
So we got Alan Tudyk and Isabelle Adjani.
You're gonna know this next one though.
Who knows?
I know.
Okay.
In the first movie, in addition to Alan Tudyk,
we got Chris Pine.
I do know who that is. Okay.
I know he's one of the Chris's.
Yeah, and then, and then in the other movie
with Elizabeth Ajani,
Isabelle Ajani is Dustin Hoffman.
And number one build, Ariana DeBose and Warren Beatty.
The first one is animated.
The second one has Dustin Hoffman and Warren Beatty,
those guys that made one movie together.
I know that one. Yeah, I figured you had that part figured out. But what? This is
tough though because I know you haven't seen the first movie. I can mash up one
of the first movie's actors names with the second title not interested I'm just being a
I do like I do like the way Chris tar sounds though Chris tar any guesses Jeff
oh damn so they've been in two movies together. Why? What else? Because I thought...
What was yours?
Dick Tracy.
Oh, right.
Yeah.
I didn't recognize Dustin Hoffman in that movie because he was mumbling the whole time.
Yeah, yeah.
And I think it was just in that one scene.
Maybe there were three movies together now that you blew that open. I didn't know.
Yeah, no one in this room, nobody's seen Reds, so he might be in it.
I don't think Dustin Hoffman's in Reds.
Nobody knows.
It is a long movie. It could have been at the end.
All right, anyway, there is an animated movie this year called Wish.
Wish!
And so the matchup title is Wish-tar.
See, I try to help you, Chad.
I try to get in your wheelhouse, but you haven't seen Wish.
I don't watch all animated films.
No, you just had a window.
Just kung fu.
And now you're addicted.
Now if they keep making kung fu pandas,
you'll watch them on your own just because you're involved,
you're invested.
Like, the most recent one, did part four have any kind of cliffhanger?
Uh-uh.
Just the credits start after a reasonable amount of time?
Yeah, it's just Jack Black covering a song.
But they acted like the story's over? There's not going to be more?
I'm sure there could be. They on you know the I feel like you just fell asleep while you were talking I may
have I I drove 45 minutes to play a game where wish tar is the answer.
Why 45 minutes?
Bad directions?
The goddamn river in my way.
Okay, so let's just do one more just for fun.
Oh yes, for fun.
Yeah, and you know, if Jeff gets it then Jeff and Troy will be in a tie that I don't have any way to settle, but let's just see what happens just for fun.
What does that even say? I'm just gonna say some name and then...
I want to say it says Murray McArthur, but that can't be...
Oh!
Monty McArthur?
I know Murray McArthur, let's go!
Okay.
And then the other movie's Helen Mirren,
and then the second name in the first movie
is Gustav Die, D-I-E, and then the second name
in the second movie is Peter O'Toole,
and then the top names are Timothy Chalamet
and Malcolm McDowell.
This one's so dumb.
Do you know that movie, Jeff, that's got Peter O'Toole,
Malcolm McDowell, and Helen Mirren?
No.
No.
Do you know any Timothee Chalamet movies
where no other stars are in it apparently,
because the other two names are people I've never heard of.
Don't.
I could think of a couple of Shalame movies,
but none of them have only Timothee Shalame in them.
How much more time do you think you need, Troy?
That's about it.
OK.
I cut you off too soon on the last one,
so I just want to make sure.
There's a movie with Timothee Shalame called Wonka. I cut you off too soon on the last one, so I just want to make sure.
There's a movie with Timothy Chalamet called Wonka.
There's a movie with those other three people called Caligula.
So I want to see Wonka-Ligula.
Bring them all to the juicing room. Okay, next time we'll play a game where Chad, all you have to do is just act out the movie
once we find out what the title is.
You tell us what would happen.
Come with me and you'll see a bunch of people fucking.
They re-released, they came out with a new version of Caligula where they took, they
used different angles throughout, they had all this excess footage from that movie and
somebody put together a cut that's all like new angles of every scene and shot and it's just the same story, the same movie basically,
but just with different shots.
And it just came out recently
and I was at a film festival with Leonard Maltin
and he interviewed Malcolm McDowell who stars in it.
And then they showed the movie, it's three hours long
and has like hardcore sex in it.
And Leonard Maltin and Malcolm McDowell sat together...
in a movie theater full of people
and watched the entire fucking thing.
That's just like, Leonard.
You know, he thinks every movie is too long.
He's gonna watch this three-hour thing You know, he thinks every movie is too long.
He's gonna watch this three hour thing
where they just stop to have sex.
Okay.
This next game we're gonna play is a classic we don't play much
because of how difficult it is.
That's right, it's Build a Title! Yay!
Yeah, this is a fun game, but it's not easy.
And so therefore I don't play it very often, but since the Tates are here,
it had to happen. So here's how to build a title works. I'm
going to give you guys a title and then we're gonna start with Troy since he
won that last game and then we'll go to Jeff and then to you Chad and all you
got to do is just add another title to that title.
So it's similar to the game where you're just playing the matched up titles.
You just need to find a title that you can attach to it.
And then when we have stoppers at both ends and can't go any further,
the game is over and the person who last added a title is the winner.
And I thought since we have the hat right here
for Pool Man, and it's in theaters now
starring the aforementioned Chris Pine,
let's start with Pool Man.
So basically, Troy going first needs to name a movie
that ends in pool or begins with man.
Or Anne.
Or ends in poo.
Poo.
Pool man.
What do you got?
Deadpool man.
Yeah. Deadpool.
Deadpool. Deadpool man.
Deadpool.
Which, that would have been an interesting movie. Deadpool Man.
He's just floating.
How'd he die?
Was it an accident?
Nobody knows.
All right, Jeff, what do you want to add to Deadpool Man?
I want to add Day of the Deadpool Man.
Yeah, I like it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Smattering.
Yeah.
Smattering.
I like it.
You know, light applause is good.
You know, it's no reason for anybody to, you know,
pass out or anything.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're going to save your energy.
Chad?
I mean, I'm sure I should know something.
Yeah.
All you gotta do is something that ends with day
or begins with man.
Man-chiring candidate?
Can I say that?
Uh-huh.
OK.
Oh my god! Oh my God!
Oh my God! Chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant, chant They clap and chant on a curve, Chad. Thank goodness.
You got a participation chant.
I am fine with that. I am absolutely okay with that.
Give them a nice try, chant.
It's like Rudy. You're like Rudy.
They're going to carry you around the room today if you come in second.
And then in 30 years I'll go on the radio and deny it ever happened.
I was there, man. That never happened.
If it was such a true story, why did they call it Trudy? Okay, so, yeah, so as you figured out, we dropped the thes and the us if they, you know,
if they get in the way in this game.
So we have, and then you're also supposed to say the whole thing, did you say the whole thing?
Oh.
Day of the Dead.
Day of the Dead pool mentoring candidate.
Yeah.
Okay.
Nice.
Oh, there they go again.
Thank you guys so much.
Now they're applauding you
for successfully finishing sentences.
Well, let's not forget, I did pick the sign
because it was lit up.
I'm a very simple man. When you said I want that sign because it's lit, I thought you meant it was really cool.
That sign is fire.
Oh no, it's on fire.
Where are we at, Troy? All right, Day of the Dead, pool, manchurian, candidate, men out.
Yeah, date men out.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I like though how one audience member was like, nope.
But yeah, Candidate Men Out.
I love it.
Sam.
I just, I'm used to Sam Levine sitting there.
He's on the show so frequently, I just call everybody that name.
Jeff. the show so frequently I just call everybody that name. Jeff? Okay Day of
the Deadpool Manchurian Candidate Men out of time. We're gonna be if you keep
playing this well. Oh this is an easy one, Chad. I know.
Day of the Deadpool, Mencher and Candidate...
What was your thing?
Candidate.
Candidate Men Out of Time Cop.
Yes.
Thank you.
You give me a Van Damme movie
and now I can get involved in this game.
That damn Van Damme movie. That's got Kung Fu in it. I love a Jon Claude Van Dam movie don't even get me
started okay. None of his movies have pandas in them though. I doubt it. He's not a
voice in those movies is he? Oh is he? Yeah I thought he might be. Oh yeah he's not a voice in those movies is he oh yeah I thought he might be oh
yeah he's one of the one of the guys that are in jail what the fuck is going
on with Kung Fu Panda there's characters who are incarcerated it's how the whole Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It begins in a prison?
Okay. All right.
Troy.
Next Friday of the Deadpool,
Manchurian candidate men out of Timecop.
I love it.
Woo!
Woo!
What is your thing?
Next Friday.
Next Friday. Next Friday.
Next Friday.
That's the one you did before.
Candidate meant out?
Yeah.
Out of time cop is the end.
Yep.
Yeah.
Perfect.
I didn't know where we were.
Sorry.
Is it my turn?
Yeah.
Okay.
This is going to be probably dumb as fuck, but I'm gonna say Friday after next Friday
of the dead.
I was hoping you would.
And jury a candidate that out of time cop.
Chad. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, your lifeline. You don't have a cop movie? Cop something? Cop? I don't know if they're movie. I always think
I always think they are and then I don't want to say that whole shit and then get to that and have it not be the
thing. Okay, well you could just say the end part and we'll go back from there.
Cop? Is there a Cop Land? Uh-huh.
So whatever you said, Friday after next Friday, cop land.
Oh, give it up for that. I give it up for that.
We got a long one. Let's go.
All right. Freaky Friday after next Friday of the Deadpool.
Manchurian candidate, man out of time, cop.
Did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it, did it.
Whatever, Chats, cop land, cop land.
Jeff?
Born Freaky Friday after next Friday of the Deadpool Man
Chariot Candidate Man out of Time Cop Land.
Born Freaky Friday after Next Friday.
Born Freaky Friday after next Friday.
What the fuck is going on in here? Normally I'm not so dumb, what's happening?
Anyways, did it, did it, did it?
Friday, day of the Deadpool man,
cherry candy, date men, out of land.
Wait, what?
Out of time, cop of time cop land.
Cop land.
Yeah.
So land.
Before time.
Yeah.
Ooh.
Now that's a good animated movie, Chad.
That is good.
That is good.
All right. That is good. That is good. All right.
Land before time.
All right, so.
And you can't do Time Cop again.
Born.
All right.
Stop saying Time Cop.
I'll forget what I got in my head, okay?
Born.
Freaky Friday after next Friday of the Deadpool man
Churian candidate men out of time cop land before
time to kill
Just for a second Can we imagine that travel game? I'm going on a trip and I'm taking an apple
with these two assholes in the car.
Imagine that shit.
They went through the alphabet 40 times before somebody broke.
We did.
I know, I can tell.
The build the titles of fun travel like long driving game
with other people in the car because you know you
don't even necessarily have to play it against against one another you can just
see how long a title you can you know come up with one time when I was working
back when best week ever was a thing remember that lady who went all the way
to like she wore a diaper and drove all the way to, from Houston to Florida
to go fuck with some astronaut or something.
Yeah, astronaut beef.
It was a real fun month.
Yeah.
Yeah, so we decided to recreate that,
or it was decided that I'd participate
in a recreation of that, where me and two writers
from Best We Could Ever actually made the same exact drive that she did
Which is not the greatest drive so we played we would play build a title in the car
We got like this is amazingly
Long title, but then I always love to tell the story because I cannot find the footage of it
But the end of the bit was me showing up at Buzz Aldrin's house
was me showing up at Buzz Aldrin's house. And we're talking the real fucking Buzz Aldrin.
And he answers the door and punches me in the face.
Like that was the bit.
And he was nice.
But like, you know, he punched a guy one time
when some guy suggested the moon landing wasn't real.
And so I'm very proud to be, I think,
probably the only two people
that Buzz Aldrin has ever punched.
I understand why you'd be proud of that,
but the quickness with which he punched the guy
that said the moon landing wasn't real
makes it seem like that wasn't the first guy he punched.
Like, he was so fast, he'd be like,
oh, this is the guy I punched. Like, he was so fast, he'd be like, oh, this is the guy I punched.
Like, that's...
That's real fast.
I also sat for a little while in between takes
and drank Tang with him.
But it was Tang that we brought.
Like, he doesn't have Tang.
He just offers you Tang and dip and dots.
It's the last thing he wants to see.
Okay, so what's happening?
We got a long ass title we're working on here.
And who's up?
Is it Jeff?
It's my turn.
So I'm going to say Jason born Freaky Friday
after next Friday of the Deadpool man
jury and candidate men out of
time cop land
before time
To kill I'm to kill. Yeah. I'm going to say Hunger Games to the Mocking Jason-born.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Ho-ho!
Damn. Jason Bourne
Damn
To kill sorry they were clapping you couldn't hear me do it all
to kill Here it over all the under the clapping but I that's the, I wrote that down right before you said it,
because I thought of it.
I was thinking it too.
Was I thinking it too loud, Chad?
Did you hear me thinking it?
Yeah, we were both thinking it on either side of him,
and he cheated.
He's listening to our thoughts in stereo.
You know where I learn how to steal thoughts, Kung Fu Panda?
What about, what about stolen glances?
Troy
Alright
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after next Friday of the Deadpool man churri
out of time cop land before time to
killing Zoe you bastard that's a bitch move that's a sweet move You were thinking it too loud, Jeff.
I heard you.
What are you going to do with that, Jeff?
Sorry.
I can't think of any movies that end in hung.
There is a Will Smith movie called Emancipation.
So I would put that at the end.
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to kill things.
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Oh yeah, damn.
Well let's see here.
Okay.
Just me, hang on a second.
You got it?
Well, it depends.
Can I, I mean, you know how he used zo-ee-mancipation?
Can I use the last two letters of emancipation?
O-N?
Yeah.
Un?
Yeah.
Yeah, emancipation, un, yeah.
Golden pond.
On.
Emancipation on golden pond.
They love it, They love it.
They love it.
Yes.
Yes.
Woo.
Just imagine the Adam Sandler's opera guy
is the one saying emancipation.
Emancipation.
Emancipation Golden Pond.
Oh, yeah.
That's a.
Rejection.
Fucking Cajun man. Cajun man.
I mean, you know, Cajun man, like, you know, he says all the names like that.
He says them that way.
So it's interesting whenever I was around Adam Sandler, because he would always go,
don't be so.
Like he'd just do it, and I'd be like,
hey, you're not Cajun man right now.
Let's keep it real.
Yeah, yeah, can you do Teen Boy?
But I just looked at the time, and holy shit,
like we're almost out of time, like for the whole show.
Whoa.
How did that happen?
Why did it go by so fast?
It's a real big build a title.
It is.
We've built a title here, man.
It's so fucking big, yeah.
So I gotta call an audible
and this game is gonna determine our winner today.
Okay.
Yeah, cause we got eight minutes left.
Whoa.
Yeah, and we still have to do plugs.
Troy's got a lot of dates coming up.
He wants you to come check out his tour.
But yeah, apologies to the Commonwealth Comedy Sanctuary
for the show might go a couple minutes long.
I pride myself on keeping things on time.
This title is unwieldy. It's getting away from us long. I pride myself on keeping things on time. But-
This title's unwieldy.
It's getting away from us here.
I was ready to tap out.
I didn't realize you were gonna raise the stakes like this.
Yeah, I was just like, oh, let's just glance at my phone
and just see where we're at.
Oh, 10 minutes left, fuck.
So you have one?
Jeff's looking pretty over there.
Sitting pretty, I meant to say.
He's sitting pretty and looking ugly.
There's only so much I can control. I can sit as pretty as I want.
The ugly part is that's up to you. That's in your eye beholder. Yeah. What's up beholders?
All right what do we have at the beginning? The hunger. Yeah, that's tough. Blank hunger.
There was a movie called The Hunger, but that doesn't really accomplish anything.
There's a movie called The Next Hunger.
The Next Hunger. Or More Hunger.
Is there a movie called Attila the Hun?
Probably, right?
Yeah, there's probably a movie about Attilla the Hung, called Atilla the Hung.
Why not?
Okay, great.
Yeah.
I mean, Atilla the Hung is a completely different dude.
Yeah.
Atilla the Hung had a tiny dick, but look out for Atilla the Hung.
That guy, that guy was crazy.
All right, so Troy you're out.
I'm out, let's see what he does now.
Troy's out, but what an amazing performance today.
Who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, who,
Who were you playing for, Troy?
Who was it again?
I was playing for Zach, sorry Zach.
Where's Zach at?
I was saving it for the last game.
Zach, do you want a shirt and a hat? Sure. Which color hat do you want? for Troy who was it again? Sorry Zach. Where's Zach at? I was saving it for the last game.
Zach do you want a shirt and a hat? Which color hat do you want? Tie-Dye. Oh tie-dye. I was
calling it pride. I don't even recognize my own colors. Total stoner colors. And what size shirt are you, dude?
Okay, let's see. Good luck.
What does that say? Oh, that's an XL.
It's really valuable time I'm wasting.
Just going to sit up here looking through shirts.
L, could you pass those to our friend Zack?
Yay.
The winner's gonna get stuck with a hat and a shirt size
that they might not want.
Jeff, what do you got?
I don't have anything.
I can't come up with anything.
Wait a second.
But that makes Troy the winner if you can't come up
with anything, right?
I think it makes Chad the winner.
I didn't say anything.
What?
No way.
I don't want to be the winner.
You just want to be the winner.
Chad's the winner.
Chad won.
Where's your who you playing for, Jeff? Right there.
Oh, there you are.
Would you like a XL or a 2XL?
XL, yeah.
Just one X?
Yeah.
That's one X.
And then one shirt, I want hat, the pink one or the black?
Okay.
You really had a chance to, you know,
do something different.
But that was pretty smart.
You had to go with your black T-shirt
and all the black things you own at home.
And congratulations to Kerry!
Come and get it, Kerry!
Yes, I don't know how to do your welcome, but thank you back.
Thank you back. Thank you back.
Thank you and your welcome is both this? Oh, okay. I got as many points as...
Oh, oh, I see. I got as many points as actors I knew in the first game.
Don't forget your tuba. You get a big tuba hoodie. It's beautiful.
It's a big tuba hoodie. It's beautiful.
It's gonna come in handy when winter rolls back around.
It's very thick.
Oh, really?
Your 12-year-old made a poster with a girl covered in blood?
Neat.
Here you go.
Thank you.
Yeah, take that back.
Yeah.
You had a good eye picking that one. Thank you so much. It was made by a
child. Made by a child for a child. Yeah. Worked out great. And you got to do your
plugs first. What would you like to plug Chad Daniels? Oh I'll just plug. I got a
couple podcasts. One is called middle of somewhere. That's a funny one. The other
one's with my girlfriend. It's called pretend problems and that one's more like
people write in
with relationship questions.
And then I got dates on ChadDaniels.com.
That's it.
There you go.
You went from zero to hero in one afternoon.
So congratulations.
Feels great.
I'm gonna have my kids listen to this one.
Feels great. I'm gonna have my kids listen to this one. Feel good. Troy Tate, what would you like to promote?
Per usual Doug, I've got nothing to plug.
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I'm on a lot of them.
There's a lot of shows in Portland.
Everything's great.
I'm on a lot of them.
Yeah, Portland area, go see Jeff.
And I'll be in Portland sometime in, I think,
in June, is it June or July?
I think it's July.
July, I got a July date for a show in Portland.
I think it's a Douglas Movies taping.
And let's see what else I wanted to bring up.
Oh, I'm gonna be doing standup at Hyenas
in Fort Worth, Texas on Saturday, June 1st.
And I'm doing a Douglas Movies taping and a standup show,
two different shows over two different days
at the Arlington Draft
House in Arlington, Virginia, D.C. adjacent.
Yeah.
I always end the show with the last line from a movie, but I didn't do the research today.
I've just been too busy enjoying Date date in Kentucky.
And yeah, and all that it has to offer. So just sitting around eating chicken from outer space.
Just chowing down on that galactic chicken.
Do you know the last line
of any of the Kung Fu Panda movies?
I think the first one, Sifu says,
all right, let's eat.
Oh, I like it.
That's perfect.
That is actually how I end most of my shows.
That's my sign off line.
All right, let's eat.
That's how that new Caligula movie ends too. Come on, let's eat is kind of like the family version of Rodney Dangersfield's We're All
Gonna Get Laid.
Okay, so what is it again?
Come on, let's eat?
All right, let's eat.
All right. Let's eat. Something like that. Something to that effect. I? Come on, let's eat. All right, let's eat.
Something like that.
Something to that effect. I don't care if it's accurate.
Everybody heard us talking about it. They know what's going to happen.
But thank you so much to all of you for coming out today, despite your various injuries.
And thank you to the Commonwealth Comedy Sanctuary.
It is a church, but it's lovely.
It's really a really cool venue.
Yeah, and I am looking very much forward to doing a stand-up here later this evening.
So come back for that if you want.
And one more time for Jeff Tate, Troy Tate
and Chad Daniels.
And get ready, get ready with that end theme right after I say that thing that Chad told
me to say that I'm sure I'm gonna remember.
As always, alright, let's eat.