Doug Loves Movies - Cinefamily IV
Episode Date: December 1, 2012This ep features the opening portion of the Benson Movie Interruption of "Prometheus" at Cinefamily in L.A. where Doug chats with guests Zach Galifianakis, Paul F. Tompkins, and Matt Weinhold....See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug Hates Candy Wrapper Screening Baby Stingy Seats with Gizzy Abs and Popsicles Since last I spoke, you listened. I did a Benson movie interruption of Prometheus at Cinefamily in the Fairfax District of L.A.,
and I'll play the opening audio from that show at the end of this episode.
There are only two regular free episodes of Doug Lowe's movies at UCB LA left this year
at 7.30 on December 4 and December 11.
Get there early, and you might get to stand in line with Jordan and his baseball.
December 18th is the 12 Guests of Christmas show, the third annual,
and that's at 8 o'clock, but don't bother trying to get tickets.
It's sold out in less than an hour.
But you'll be able to hear it for free on or around December 21st.
Austin, Texas.
There are still a few seats available for my movie interruption show
this Thursday, December 6th at 7 o'clock.
The Douglas Movies taping on Friday, December 7th at 4.20.
And the Mystery Mox with Master Pancake that I'll be sitting in on
at 7.30 and 10.30, also on Friday, December 7th.
All at the Alamo Drafthouse Ritz,
one of my favoritest movie theaters in the world.
Now it's time for Not For A Metaphobes.
According to Jean-Luc Gadouche on Twitter,
killing them softly has a scene where Ray Liotta pukes
and it looks like someone's spilling a leather bag full of pea soup.
Yum. Thanks, John Luke.
And according to at Ian Manka, Manka, Manka, Manka, M-A-N-K-A, Life of Pi has a seasick hyena in it. This has been Not for Metaphobes. December 15th, I'll be doing stand-up with Graham Elwood at the Miami Improv
at 420, and on December 17th, I'll be doing it again at the Fort Lauderdale Improv. That show
will be in the evening, not at 420. All my dates and deets are at DougLovesMovies.com,
and don't forget that if you buy a Doug Loves t-shirt there and then tweet a picture of yourself in it
or holding it or however you want to do it
I will retweet it if you send it to me
and as always
in space no one can hear you
shithead
thank you Hadrian
Sina family patriarch Thank you, Hadrian.
Sin of family.
Patriarch.
Is that the right title?
I gotta put my cocktail down.
This is the one, you guys.
This is the one that's pushing the limits.
Because I don't usually do a movie interruption at midnight because I
know that by midnight I'm not
really ready to watch a feature film.
Especially one that's
two hours and 19 minutes long.
Where you guys are going to be expecting some sort of
jokes during the end credits.
So this might be the one.
I nodded off a couple of times when I showed Con Air in Portland.
I was like doing that thing where you're like,
I'm trying so hard to watch this movie, and I keep...
And this might be the one where I legitimately fall asleep for a while.
But there's amazing co-interrupters this evening, guest interrupters, who are going to pick up the slack.
I've already warned them, like, just if I fall asleep, just cover for me.
Just keep going with the hilarious comments about the surface of the
whatever planet they're supposed to be on
because there's not a lot
that's the thing that'll be interesting
there's not a lot of visual
there's not a lot of things you can point to and make a joke about
other than the actual
story
and the
the actors
that are trying to act out
what I feel is a ludicrous story.
But we'll speak to each of the guests
as soon as I bring them out here
and see where they stand about the movie
before seeing it.
And let's bring them out here right now.
Please give a big warm welcome to my friends
Matt Weinhold, Paul F. Tompkins, and Zach Galifianakis! I'm just sitting right down.
You just sit the hell down.
What's the matter, Zach?
Paul's looking at me like, why didn't I sit next to you?
But you told me to sit here, right?
Yeah, yeah.
And our friend Flanagan will sit next to you.
Should I sit right away?
I don't know.
That's perfect.
I'm going to sit there.
Paul? That's right.
Ah, somebody said it.
Maybe we can have a quick auction. Who wants to sing
with Paul F. Tompkins?
Quick!
Well, Zach, move over. Just move right
over there. There you go.
There you go.
We're a regular.
Milo knows.
I hope you both go over the falls in a basket.
I'll sit right there, and our friend Flanagan will sit down there,
so we might have a little room on that front couch there
if there's a loner that needs to move up.
You can move up here, young lady.
Yeah, go ahead. Oh, yeah, please. Any loner would needs to move up. You can move up here, young lady. Yeah, go ahead.
There you go.
Sit right there.
That's perfect, yeah.
Flanagan's going to love sitting next to you.
I don't know what happened.
There he is.
Hey!
Rudy, Rudy.
He looks like Sean Essin.
Okay, so... So without it,
there could only be so much ado tonight
because this movie is too much ado.
It's two hours and 20 minutes long.
So let's just test the mics.
Let's test the mics.
Let's test the mics.
We haven't watched the whole thing, have we?
No, no, no.
We might cut out an hour and 90 minutes on it.
Thank God.
Yes, I'm watching none of it.
Bye-bye, Matt.
Matt Weinhold is here, everybody.
He is not a fan.
No.
No.
Did not enjoy it.
Saw it, did not care for it.
Yeah.
You know, when I first saw some space, I was like, oh, this is encouraging.
And then it just tanked from there.
The only thing they got right was space.
Yeah.
This is some good space.
This is quality space.
Shit could happen in this space.
Oh, shit, people.
People, robot people.
And Paul Tompkins is here, and he...
He sits very oddly when he watches the next picture.
I hope this isn't going to freak anybody out.
Yeah, he sits in the front row and stares at the audience.
I see the movie through your eyes.
Very unsettling.
That would be the worst thing that ever happened to me
if somebody really
just watched me the whole
fall.
There's worse things, though.
Soon you'll all see.
Okay, so your microphone's working, and
I ain't never seen this movie.
Oh yeah, you've never seen it?
I've heard of it.
I will record it.
Good luck.
See you on the other side, guys.
Zach Galifianakis.
Hi everybody.
Jesus.
Oh, my God.
What a great effort.
He barely looked over this couch.
Oh, God.
It's like when your brother goes,
kisses your great aunt,
and you're like,
oh, shit, now I gotta kiss her.
That is exactly what this is like.
You've never seen Prometheus?
I have. I saw half of it.
Oh, that's right. You had somewhere you had to go,
but you liked the...
The movie?
Oh, it was Antimetheus. At least anti-meteus.
This is more like amateur meteus.
So, yeah. So, the first outfit you didn't think was terrible.
Yeah, I kind of like the look. I like the way it looks.
Yeah, alright. Somebody's already trying to get out.
How did you enjoy the space?
I thought the space was believable. It was a believable space.
That's a consensus.
Yeah. You'll see.
The results are in!
Convincing space!
It looks like space, everybody.
The rest is up to you to decide.
It was so black with all the twinkles!
with all the twinkles.
So let's, it's a long-ass movie, so let's get it started. We could be running now.
Really, we should have saved some time and just had the first few minutes running
while we get through this business.
In the interest of time, I've already agreed to this.
December 20th, Love Actually,
is the next Greatest Day of the Year.
So everybody, please,
do try,
do try to enjoy
Prometheus
now it's time for Doug to watch another
talkie, eyes of gold
his viewing prowess makes him cocky
there's no room in his heart
for you cause Doug
loves movies