Doug Loves Movies - Cinefamily VIII

Episode Date: February 13, 2013

Plugs, a correction, and the opening moments of The Benson Movie Interruption of "Valentine's Day" with guests Paul F. Tompkins and Rory Scovel.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy... and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug Loves Movies Since last I spoke, you listened. I did a Benson movie interruption at CineFamily, formerly the Silent Movie Theater. It still says Silent Movie Theater on the building, but it is now called CineFamily. Trust me. We showed Valentine's Day with co-interrupters Rory Scovel and Paul F. Tompkins. I'll play the audio from the opening of that show in a moment. Saturday night stand-up show with T.J. Miller at the Traverse City Michigan
Starting point is 00:00:45 Winter Comedy Festival is sold out, but you can still get tickets to see me with Todd Berry at the State Theater on Friday night. I think T.J. Miller has a show on Friday night. Pete Holmes is on Saturday night, and Jeff Garlin will be around as well. It's going to be an arctic blast. Sunday's Douglas Movies taping at Zaney's in Rosemont, Illinois is sold out. I'll try to come back soon. Chicago, Los Angeles, you can get tickets to see the Benson Interruption podcast on Monday, February 18th at 420 at Meltdown Comics on Sunset Boulevard. I've got two words to describe that show in 17 syllables. Zach Galifianakis, schedule permitting. That is not 17 syllables or two words. All of my dates and links are at douglasmovies.com. For those who have been asking, my latest film, The Greatest Movie Ever Rolled,
Starting point is 00:01:39 or hashtag G-M-E-R, Gamer is going to be available soon. Real soon. From the corrections department, Gillian Jacobs confirmed on Twitter, something I couldn't get out of her on the podcast, that her favorite Chevy Chase movie is Caddyshack. Happy birthday to past and hopefully future guest Simon Pegg. If you're looking for the perfect movie to watch at home with your man or lady this Valentine's Day,
Starting point is 00:02:07 Shaun of the Dead is perhaps the most romantic of all zombie movies of all time. I haven't seen Warm Bodies yet. Well, I'm off to Disneyland now to enjoy a day of SoCal sun before flying to chilly Michigan tomorrow. As always, Valentine's Day is a shithead. The holiday and the movie. Fart. Thank you, Adrian, for that inspiring story about Gary Marshall and his style.
Starting point is 00:02:54 I love that. Don't love this movie. Valentine's Day. Maybe by next year at this time I'll have something better to show to represent Valentine's Day maybe we'll watch A Good Day to Die Hard
Starting point is 00:03:11 because if you're in a couple coupling relationship and want to go to the movies for Valentine's Day your options are A Good Day to Die Hard or Save Hayley some Nicholas Sparks bullshit are Good Day to Die Hard or Save Hayley. Some Nicholas Sparks bullshit that I've heard mixed things about.
Starting point is 00:03:31 Haven't heard that much about the new Die Hard. The only thing I like about it is that it's rated R. That's my favorite part. Because McClane should swear, and when he shoots people, blood should squirt out of them. Those things were missing in the last one
Starting point is 00:03:47 quick announcement before I bring out my co-interrupters for the evening CineFamily of course is a great place to be a member and it's even greater on February 24th because we're going to watch TV
Starting point is 00:04:01 can't say what we're going to watch but it's in the afternoon of the 24th at the end of awards season. We're going to watch television for a good four hours. And we're going to have a potluck beforehand, and we are going to tape outside on the patio an episode of one of my many podcasts,
Starting point is 00:04:23 Dining with Doug and Karen. And everybody that brings a dish to the potluck can come by and be on the podcast and tell us what they brought and describe it. And we'll try it and tell you what we think of it. And it'll be a lot of fun. The last one we did was super. And the one before that was golden. And I before that was golden. And I love watching TV with my CineFamily friends. And CineFamily members get in.
Starting point is 00:04:50 It's free and they can bring one guest. But make your reservations through the website or call the theater because we'll cut it off when it's full instead of turning people away an hour before the show is going to start
Starting point is 00:05:05 and they have to scramble to find somewhere else to watch it. Great story, Doug. At least this movie isn't over two hours long. Oh, it's over two hours long? Oh, it's a rom-com like Love Actually but not as charming and all based around a fucking bullshit holiday It's a rom-com, like Love Actually, but not as charming. And all based around a fucking bullshit holiday.
Starting point is 00:05:34 Who likes this movie in the audience? That's what I thought. So it helped me to interrupt this cinematic gem. And if this goes well, next January I'll be showing New Year's Eve. Please welcome my friends Rory Scoville and Paul F. Tompkins. Thank you, guys. Thank you for the microphone.
Starting point is 00:06:04 And we're going to grab that one there. Bring it over to your seat. Next to your lovely wife. To be. I think I said three microphones. We gave us four. Tape. Tape. Oh.
Starting point is 00:06:19 This is not supposed to... Bless you. Doug, are you under the weather? I'm allergic to things happening on a podcast that aren't interesting to listen to. I'm recording it on my amazing device. Hold on a fucking second. How dare you critique anything that we're doing with tape
Starting point is 00:06:37 when you're recording this on a phone? I've listened to these and I know how shitty they sound. It sounds better, though, when I get close to you. That's Paul Tompkins, everybody. Everything does, Doug. Paul Tompkins, let's hear it for him. His microphone rocks. Joe got a good shot of him.
Starting point is 00:07:00 I made eye contact with everyone in the room. Have you seen this motion picture, Paul? I have never seen this motion picture the room. Have you seen this motion picture, Paul? I have never seen this motion picture, Doug. Have you seen it? Do it for a treat. I saw it on a plane, I think. Of course you did. I don't think I saw it in a theater.
Starting point is 00:07:16 No, you did not. I saw it on a plane. There's a lot of interweaving stories that they don't weave and they're barely stories. interweaving stories that they don't weave and they're barely stories. I heard it's like, I heard it's pretty much, I heard it described
Starting point is 00:07:29 as a cinematic version of The Wire. It's very complex. It's the whole season of The Wire in a two-hour movie. But romantic. Why not?
Starting point is 00:07:41 Or more romantic. And Rory Scovel is here, everybody! You were such a hit, Rory, at the Love Actually screening, so I feel like you have to be here for every interweaving storyline. Anytime there's interweaving. What about Hugo weaving? Yes. I'm here. I'm here.
Starting point is 00:08:07 Okay, well, you just committed yourself to Cloud Atlas. No! The Cinefamily, they're so crazy here. They want me to interrupt Cloud Atlas. And I said yes. Because I actually, I like Cloud Atlas. And I said yes. Because I actually, I like Cloud Atlas. So look for that date soon, and Rory is already committed. This will be your second time seeing Cloud Atlas.
Starting point is 00:08:34 Third. What? I saw it in the theater. Doug, you know life is finite. I mean. YOLO! And then I got a screener and I was like
Starting point is 00:08:48 I gotta fucking watch this shit again because especially at the end when they show all the characters it's not a spoiler you know Tom Hanks plays multiple roles right? I know it's just insane at the end when they show all the roles he played at least one of them for each actor
Starting point is 00:09:04 you go that was what? wait what? and so it's just insane. At the end, when they show all the roles he played, at least one of them for each actor, you go, that was what? Wait, what? And so it's fun. It's a crazy, it's a weird movie. But we're not here to... It's fun, but nobody describes it that way. You gotta see Cloud 9. It's fun!
Starting point is 00:09:17 It won me over. For a while I was like, this is too long and I don't care about some of the stories. But then when it was over, I was just like, I'm so glad I did that. You did? Welcome aboard the Wachowski Starship. long and I don't care about some of the stories. But then when it was over, I was just like, I'm so glad I did that. Welcome aboard the Wachowski Starship. I know, I feel like I have to go back and watch Speed Racer again
Starting point is 00:09:31 to double check. You feel you have to? No, I'll never do that. They're going to kill my family if I don't watch Speed Racer again. Speed Racer. That's like if somebody called you Rory Scoville. Speed Racer.
Starting point is 00:09:48 His last name is Racer. Speed Racer. Did you see Matrix? The Matrix. The Matrix. I saw the Matrix trick. The Matrix. I feel like that's how you say if you're really rich. I saw the Matrix.
Starting point is 00:10:03 And then I bought it. You're living in it now. Which pill would you like? The blue. I don't remember which one was which. I bet you both pills did the same thing. Yeah. It's the ultimate fucking head thing.
Starting point is 00:10:23 I don't know why you're feeling this way. Which roofie would you like, young lady? Do you think they were the same but one was the generic version? Yeah, one was cheaper, like you would have saved some money on his insurance. Yeah. We're not talking about Valentine's Day right now.
Starting point is 00:10:40 You've never seen it, right, Rory? I have not. I've sort of seen it, and you guys haven't seen it, and everyone here is now going to be forced to see it. Unless there's a miracle Beyonce power outage that keeps us from having to sit through it. We're really going to do this, Hadrian. Okay, he's giving the nod.
Starting point is 00:11:06 You know, I've come to really enjoy showing movies that I actually like at these things, or that I think I will enjoy. When does that happen? It's going to happen when I show Skyfall. February 27th. Glad I mentioned that.
Starting point is 00:11:23 Could you just sing a little of the theme song for Skyfall for us? Please. Just a little bit of it. Skyfall! Oh, I didn't know I was doing Daniel Craig, yeah. Some Oreo.
Starting point is 00:11:43 Someone has to do a holiday special with a microphone as a gun doing James Bond, right? Oh, that has to have happened. That has to have happened. 23 Bond movies later. There was a David Cook poster
Starting point is 00:11:55 where I think he had a microphone that was a sword and he was a Terminator? Like, he had a glowing red eye and he had a microphone that, like, the ball of the microphone was the hilt of the sword.
Starting point is 00:12:07 What? Yeah, I don't know what, what did that mean? I'm a robot, and I'm going to kill you with a sword. With comedy. Robots did not swordplay, you're unstoppable. Robots are capable of love. Even for hobbies, does not compute. Well, speaking of
Starting point is 00:12:25 incapable of being in love here come my parents please enjoy Ashton Kutcher in by Lynn is there somebody else you prefer I single out
Starting point is 00:12:42 Pastor Elizondo I like he's committed just like Rory's committed Is there somebody else you prefer I single out? Pastor Elizondo? I like... He's committed. Just like Rory's committed to Cloud Atlas, he's committed to Gary Marshall films. Like, he has to. It's Marshall Law. He has to.
Starting point is 00:12:57 He has to. He's hacked. Born on the set of The Flamingo Kid. And his part gets smaller every time, right? Yeah. This time he gets saddled with Shirley McClain. That had to be a nightmare. I feel like he was not even supposed to be in this one
Starting point is 00:13:09 and somebody dropped out or something. Oh, that's right. Somebody probably died. Because he plays the old couple with Shirley McClain. That's right. The ultimate dropout. I think it was Alec Guinness. Well, thank you so much for being here. Everybody and Rory and Professor Dropout please
Starting point is 00:13:28 let's all let's all be fucking sick of Valentine's Day before it even happens Casino Family shows Casablanca on Valentine's Day that's a tradition here and that makes perfect sense
Starting point is 00:13:44 so let's watch this now This shows Casablanca on Valentine's Day. That's a tradition here, and that makes perfect sense. So, let's watch this now. This is key. To get ready for tomorrow. I don't even think there's conflict in this movie. You have to have conflict, right? Surely somebody plans something on a date that's inconvenient for someone else? Robert Dempsey's a real shitheel, that's what happens.
Starting point is 00:14:08 Patrick Dempsey. You think of Robert Dempsey too? I don't know Robert Dempsey. He plays Steel Man. It is Iron Man. Iron Man. You can tell how bad the movie is that we're about to watch these by how long
Starting point is 00:14:24 this part drags on. Like, if I am not anxious to see the movie, that we're about to watch these by how long this part drags out. Like, if I am not anxious to see the movie, this part goes on forever. I'm trying to get a kid to go to bed. Oh, I need some more, I think. Oh, yeah, I need to seriously stay in this bathtub. Why do you want to stay in the bathtub? Get out and watch this movie with us. Uh-oh, Paul's adjusting.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Something's happening. Should we wait for you? Nope. Decided to make a restroom run. That's probably pretty smart, because they show some creepy trailers here. Oh, I just found out there's a fucking two-hour movie. He didn't know it was going to be two hours.
Starting point is 00:15:09 So that's why he ran to the restroom. Do you need to go? Yeah. You're good? I think I can make it. Plus, I could also go during the movie. Who cares? So with or without Paul F. Tompkins, this is Valentine's Day.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. This is Valentine's Day.

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