Doug Loves Movies - Cinefamily XX
Episode Date: August 28, 2013This mini ep features the opening moments of The Benson Movie Interruption of "The Fast And Furious 6" at Cinefamily with guest interrupters Zach Galifianakis, Graham Elwood, and Scott Aukerm...an.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug Loves Movies! 12, and it lived up to the hype. It's a moving, independent drama with a very endearing
Brie Larson at the center of it.
But you guys already know I love her.
See it when it comes your way.
Last night I did a Benson movie interruption
at CineFamily in LA of
Fast 6 with co-interrupters
Graham Elwood, Scott Aukerman,
and Zach Galifianakis, and I'll
play the audio from the opening
of that show at the end of this
mini. Speaking of minis or shorties or bonereps, whatever you want to call them, since some folks
don't want to bother listening to them, we are going to take them off of iTunes and release them
exclusively at DougLovesMovies.comcom I'll keep making them for those of you
who like extra babbling
and plug filled content
but you'll just have to
look for them over at our
site instead of at iTunes
regular UCB
apps and 90 minute road
apps will still be available
where they've always been
is that cool?
Cool.
Lock it down.
Seattle, I hope to see you at the Bumbershoot this weekend.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
Los Angeles, the next movie interruption at CineFamily is Mommy Dearest on Thursday, September 5th at 7.30.
Come watch this fucked up movie with me and my special guests,
one of which will probably be Zach Galifianakis' schedule permitting.
Bethlehem, Philly, Yonkers, St. Louis, Milwaukee.
Come see me do various things.
Dates and deets and links are at douglosmovies.com.
And now the audio from last night at CineFam.
And as always, Blaine from Pretty in Pink is a shithead,
but who gives a fuck?
Let's go, let's go!
Yay!
Hey, everybody!
Oh, wow, I usually remove the tape.
That's super efficient
and a delightful surprise.
How long have we been doing these? Three years now?
I'm always walking around pulling the tape off the front row.
She came in and boop, boop, boop.
Alright, so I'm not as drunk as I was at Evil Dead.
But I'm definitely as drunk as I was
at Now You Can See Me.
So the
question on the table is
how many people here
had something to do with the
production of
the movie we're about to see?
Full disclosure,
Fast and Furious 6. Who had
something to do with the making of it
just applaud or raise your hand
what did you do
that person back there
I was a set PA for a day
you were a set PA for a day
but that's your fucking story
I don't even care what the but is
you're not going to be offended that we make fun of it. You're
probably here for vengeance. I was a set PA for a day, but they fired me for not doing
shit that I was supposed to do, but I didn't know. Are you...
Have you done more set PA work since then?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just want to make sure that the director of this movie is in here.
That Vin Diesel is in here.
Because I don't need him up in my shit. That would be radic.
And
Alright you guys. I get it.
It's late. This is a long ass movie.
Two hours and ten minutes.
But just as long or maybe longer
on September 5th
Thursday night
7.30 here at CineFamily
Mommy Dearest
yeah and if you've never seen that movie
it is so bug fuck
ape shit nuts
please
please do come check it out
and please give a big warm welcome to my co-interrupters tonight for Fast 6.
Scott Aukerman, Graham Elwood, and Zach Galifianakis.
Hey.
Come here.
Sit over there.
Sit down.
Hello.
Hi.
Sit down.
Sit down. Hello, Doug. Hi. Sit down.
Scott came flying in.
That was really, really dramatic.
A new M.O.
I was like, what does that stand for?
Yeah.
And of course, Scott is the list of comedy bang-bangs. Thank you, America!
This is just CineFamily.
This is a small cult within America.
And have you seen Mr. Scott Aukerman, Fast and Furious 6?
Let me think. Let's see. Fast and Furious 1.
Check. Fast and Furious 6? Uh, let me think. Let's see. Fast and Furious 1. Check.
Fast and Furious... Two Fast and Furious. Sorry. Check.
This might take a while.
Fast and Furious Selfie Adrift.
Uh-huh.
Check.
Fast and Furious. Check.
We're getting there.
Almost there.
Fast Bike, check.
Fast and Furious 6, check.
Yes, you've seen them all!
Thank you.
That deserves more.
So you like them all?
Uh, yeah, round about.
I go see them.
Sure you do.
What does that mean?
What don't you see?
Like, what's the summer blockbuster this summer you went, fuck it?
I don't think it's saying fuck it as much as just, like, five weeks later you go, oh, I missed that one. I missed that one.
What did you miss?
Probably Monster Steak.
You know that's for children, right?
What?
That's for children.
Planes?
I meant, no, also for children. What?
Yeah. That's why I go. Don't fucking say
epic. I
I'm talking about
you know, you saw Pacific Rim?
Uh, I did, yeah.
World War Z? Yeah.
Um
The Wolverine? The Wolverine?
I did. This is the most boring game of
stuff.
See what movies Duncan made. The Wolverine? The Wolverine? I did. This is the most boring game of stunt.
See what movies Duncan makes. It doesn't matter whether you've seen it or not.
Because you've seen them all.
I missed a whole bunch, I feel like.
Which ones?
Which ones did you miss?
Well, I don't know. I did make a big trip to go see The Wolverine because I was like, I can't miss it.
What do you mean a big trip?
To pack up an RV?
No.
I got up on a Sunday
at nine in the morning
to go see it.
Because it was the only time I could.
Yeah, that's your church.
Graham Elwood is here, ladies and gentlemen.
He's not only seen this movie he has disrespected the American
podcast listening public
by spoiling
a lot of it
on my podcast right after it came out
there was a lot of heat came down
for you mentioning
ridiculous shit
like that Jason Statham shows up in the after the credits scene. Yeah. Yeah. I just told
you guys you could fucking get the fuck out of here. This is going to be after midnight
when that happens. You should probably just go home. Yeah. Yeah. This movie is two hours
and 10 minutes long for no good reason. Yeah. Well, maybe it's two hours and ten minutes long. For no good reason. For no good reason.
Yeah.
Well, maybe it's to make you furious?
I'm so furious!
That 40 minute runway. Spoiler alert!
There's a lot of fast things, you're right, but there aren't a lot of furious things.
No.
Yeah, like the... our heroes kill innocent bystanders
on a regular basis.
They get angry, sure.
But furious?
Furious isn't even in
Vin Diesel's acting book.
It's too big of a word
for him to pull me.
He's just like, at worst he's kinda mad.
In any scenario. Cause He's just like, at worst he's kind of mad. In any scenario.
Because he's just standing there looking like Vin Diesel.
Yeah, Vin Diesel.
Slightly cheese.
And Zach Galifianakis is here, you guys!
Also slightly cheesed.
I don't know what that means.
You don't need to sit through two hours of this shit.
I'm not going to.
Yeah, yeah.
That'll be an interesting barometer for us, all of us.
Like, when did Zach walk out?
Are you going to do it quietly or with a big hoorah?
I'll probably stick around for, what's it, straightened?
Troy, should I straighten? I'll stick for him, and then I'll probably stick around for what, what's it, Stratham? Stratham? What's his name? Should I shoot Stratham?
I'll stick for him and then I'll probably take off.
Well that's, you just said that's the very, that's super lame.
Oh, I thought it was the best.
I've been following Vin Diesel's career for a long time.
Do you know what's going on with Vin Diesel?
It's Vince Diesel.
So you're fired up for the new Riddick movie
that's coming out.
That looks good.
The eyes grow.
I know.
The eyes grow.
You can see in the dark, man.
Yeah, too bad I can't too if I see that movie.
I can see that movie.
Are you the only person who wears a visor in a movie theater? Yes.
At night?
At night in a movie?
Yeah.
I caught a Dodgers ball with this the other day.
Caught flying. Oh, I thought one of them was just jogging by.
Yeah, one of the Dodgers balls.
Yeah, I thought of Dodgers balls with this.
Um, let's do it. I didn't mean for this to go on for so long.
It's always so much fun. But now we're going to watch Fast and Furious 6.