Doug Loves Movies - Clark Duke, Jon Daly and Michael Angarano guest
Episode Date: May 30, 2017Live from the NerdMelt Showroom in LA, Doug welcomes to the show more stars of Showtime's "I'm Dying Up Here," Clark Duke, Jon Daly and Michael Angarano. See Privacy Policy at https://art19....com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers,
screaming baby sticky seeds
with empty acid pop or kernels in his teeth.
There's still not one that he won't see.
Because Doug loves movies.
Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
Play it again.
It'd be funny if they're like just fucking mad at me in the booth and every few minutes they just start playing the theme again.
Now it's time for... All right.
Oh, that was the end theme, the second one.
That was their way of saying, let's just wrap this up.
I don't know why I'm digging through the prize bag.
I'm like, I'm going to talk about what's in there.
I just need my script.
through the prize bag like I'm going to talk about what's in there. I just need my script.
The lighting
here, I never, like the afternoon shows
here are great, but the nighttime
ones, I really have to angle
this to be able to read it in
an odd way.
Are you able to read upside down, front row?
Because if you are, you know
exactly what I'm going to say.
And it goes like this.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
You're hired.
Coming to you once again from the Nerd Melt showroom
at Meltdown Comics in Los Angeles.
It's Monday.
It's Memorial Day, you guys! Let's hear it!
Let's hear it
for all the...
Yes! USA!
Is that...
Is that really a thing?
Is that supposed to...
Is that a way of honoring the fallen?
To just chant...
To just chant like that?
Well, anyway, to just chant to just chant like that well anyway happy memorial
everyone's going to listen to this after memorial day anyway
but it's May 29th
2017 and I know you guys
had the day off so I imagine there's going to be
some serious name tags here tonight
yeah may I please
see what we're talking about
yes there's at least a dozen name tags tonight. Yeah. May I please see what we're talking about? Yes.
There's at least a dozen name tags.
There's 16 name tags.
Yeah, I'm like a
rain man when it comes to name tags.
You guys can try and recount them,
but there is fucking 16 name tags.
I'm quick, and also
there's only 16.
Sophie,
Sophie,
field of dreams.
I like it.
Sophie,
the C 20,000 X Nick,
20,000 Nicks under the sea.
I'm going to murder you.
I can't even read under these other ones.
It's almost like you guys listen to the show and are like, I heard big name tags are bad.
And you brought them all
down to size. Or you all go
to the same Kinkos. But whatever it is,
thank you to all of you for bringing name tags in
good luck to each and every one of you because we all
know that my guests
are just going to pick whatever
they're just going to pick whatever
Doug plugs I'll be on at midnight
this Thursday night on
Comedy Central I think it's after
the President's show.
Saturday, June 3rd,
Doug Loves Movies returns
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at 420.
And then Doug Loves Movies is
back here at Meltdown Comics
Sunday,
June 11th. You
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At 9 p.m.
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Lots of shows.
Lots of them are Doug Loves Movies,
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That's DougLovesMovies.com. That's DougLovesMovies.com.
Now it's time for
tweet relief.
Tweets
about movies. Our pal Chris
Cubis tweeted
a
women's only screening
of Wonder Woman?
What's next?
Women having complete
autonomy over their
reproductive health?
God damn it.
I wish I didn't fuck up that
one word. This has been
Tweet Relief Suck It
Sexist Edition.
I got a prize bag here
in my hands and it's full
of some really fun stuff
like a special
package from the folks at
Sunbum.
Yeah, that's right. It's not only
some sunblock
but also some cool down.
Don't know what that is
or does. and some chapstick
it's all in a lovely box
that says trust the bum
again I wouldn't
I'd advise against that for a
slogan but go ahead
you guys trust the bum
believe the buttocks
look at this
another water but I'm going to keep it
because that's a weird thing to put in there.
You know what?
I'm fucking putting the water in the bag.
The water's going in the bag.
Because you know what?
There's also going to be a water gun.
And now I realize
that even when I'm high,
I somehow manage to
make some sort of sense.
I brought my cricket-making machine
in case the crickets show up,
but it sounds cricket-less so far tonight,
so I'm excited about that.
A copy of my CD.
Also, this was something I landed in my hands.
I don't know where. I don't know why.
A patch for Ghostbusters
2.
So if you're dressing up as one of the
Ghostbusters, male or female,
I don't care.
It is really funny how that women's only
Wonder Woman thing gets men so angry.
Like, what the fuck?
Why do they fucking care?
Go see it or don't see it how you normally do.
Like, what?
You know, they're not complaining about it.
If there's a women's only screening of Mean Girls,
they wouldn't complain.
Maybe a couple of gay dudes.
I also am including some
gum that I got that I don't understand
what this is about. It's gum
that says on the front of it, shut the hell up.
I've got a series of odd gums
that I've been giving away.
I think that's all of it.
All of that stuff, plus whatever my guests brought,
which is going to be an interesting mix of things, I think,
based on what they showed me backstage.
Please give a big warm welcome,
as I flip the page over several times.
That's how much the front and back don't look exactly the same in this light.
Please welcome, again, this is the second time we've done this.
This is an entirely new group of folks from the new Showtime show.
I'm dying up here.
Please give a big warm welcome to Michael Angarano, Clark Duke, and Ari, no, no, no, John Daly.
Yes.
Ari Grainer, everybody.
That's what I should have said, is filling in for Ari Grainer,
because she was going to be here,
but she got sick today.
Sorry, she wasn't able to be here,
and it's just me.
I could have not...
She would have been great.
Yeah, I could have not mentioned it at all,
but it's terrific that you could be here in her place.
I think it's still going to be a terrific show,
but I wanted to mention it
because I didn't have time to write questions
for you, John Daly, so
I'm going to ask you the questions I was going to ask
Ari Greiner. What was it like being the only woman
on the show, John? That's cool with me.
Yeah, that kind of shit. Sexy. Yeah.
I felt my tits the whole time. Yeah.
It was so hot.
I think it's going to be super fun.
It's great to have you here for your
first time. Let's hear it for him.
It's John Daly, everybody.
This panel already worked out kind of great
with if Ari Grainer would be here
because we had the three comedians
who were playing comedians in I'm Dying Up Here
a couple episodes ago,
and now we're having actors that were playing comedians
in I'm Dying Up Here.
Have any of you actually done any stand-up comedy
other than maybe to research your role?
Other than that, no.
Nope.
Neither have I.
Why is that so funny?
Because you said it so dramatically?
Or have you actually done stand-up?
I have done stand-up.
But you're more of an improviser and sketch guy, right?
Yeah, I would say.
Yeah, there you go.
All right.
Sorry, I didn't mean to put you in the wrong file.
John does have...
I was just trying to be funny.
He also has the skill, whenever we would do read-throughs,
we did 10 episodes and we had 10 read-throughs,
and whenever John spoke and said a word,
it would always get the biggest laugh.
Yeah, if only that would happen here tonight.
I would say without question,
John is the favorite cast member of the cast.
Yeah, I was going to say,
what you're saying with whenever I speak,
it gets a big laugh, that's happening tonight too.
Exactly.
Clearly.
Same thing. Yeah, it gets a big laugh. That's happening tonight, too. Exactly. Clearly. Same thing.
Yeah, it's happening any minute now.
It's gonna kick in when they realize that
they are making a mistake
when they don't laugh.
But also speaking in that exchange,
it's Michael Angarano, everybody!
Star
of
fucking Sky High. Who doesn't love that goddamn movie? The hero. And then
he turns around and he's a goddamn more that I used to love.
Did you,
did you,
you know,
do that?
What's that form of acting where you don't drop character?
Method acting.
Did you method that shit?
No, not,
it was.
You seem like too nice a guy
to method that shit.
Although you have the same
hairstyle again now that you had. I stand for prison experiment. Yeah, right? That was a wig though. not it was you seem like too nice a guy to method that shit although you have the same hairstyle
again now that you
had
at Stanford Prison
Experiment
yeah right
that was a wig
though
oh it was
yeah that was
a wig
boo
boo
that's not method
throw that shit
out
hey we're gonna
have to hold off
production till I
grow out my
curly locks
but yeah you've you've done a lot of great work and it out. Hey, we're going to have to hold off production until I grow out my curly locks.
But yeah, you've done a lot of great work and a lot
of great movies over the years, starting all
the way back with Almost Famous.
He was the younger version of the
hero of that film.
And thanks for
being here.
I haven't said this
yet, but I'm a fan of I'm Dying
Up Here. I've only seen the pilot,
but I enjoyed it.
That's as far as you've gone. They haven't shown you
more than that? We did the pilot two years
ago. And we haven't seen
any other episodes since then.
What the fuck?
They should show them to you just so you can
you know, you can
Yeah, right. Exactly. know you can get the buzz out
you might be in a turkey after this
just to make sure it's not terrible
yeah exactly
we did the pilot
two Novembers ago and then didn't get
picked up until January of last year
and then didn't film
until like May
or like July
it was later than that.
And then finish filming in November.
Showtime decides when it's showtime.
They were just sitting on
like when this, we're going to know exactly
when a 70s set
stand-up comedy on the Sunset
Strip show, we're going to know exactly
when it's going to work.
And the answer is, after a
boring episode of Twin Peaks.
That is when
people are going to be like, holy shit, this show
is on fire compared to that last show
that had a movie with fire
in the title.
Exactly. No, I was really thinking
that, like, I haven't seen any of the new Twin Peaks,
but I hear that, like, you know,
it's a mood piece.
And, uh, to put it politely.
And I hear there's a seven-minute sequence of a guy painting shovels.
And that doesn't seem like a spoiler to me.
That seems like something you could say.
Let's start with that.
Yeah.
I'm on episode nine of season two right now.
Oh, you are? I've never seen it before oh you're catching up
on all of it
well this new stuff
is not like
any of the previous stuff
as far as I've heard
and
so
I'm excited for you guys
you have a lead in
that truly will
make your show
seem like it's
amazingly full of incident
you know
compared to painting shovels
but I should also mention,
because I like to introduce the guests individually,
that Clark Duke is here, everybody!
Woo!
I wrote down for everybody what titles I wanted to say,
reasons I like you.
Kick-Ass Movies, Hot Tub Time Machine Movies, The Office, I wanted to say the reasons I like you kick-ass movies hot tub time machine movies
the office
And you play a Ron Shack
Yeah, and now you're where there's a comedian called Ron shock or used to be a I had no idea
Yeah, there's change. We were not
A letter in your name. Yeah, they're on shocks a real dude
Nobody else. Where's he right now? Yeah, what's the I believe he's passed away? Okay, or IP Ron shot or he's very sick
Or he's doing great. What are what?
I think one of those things happened to him
My character was originally named something else and um
My character was originally named something else and it was a name that I was like,
I just don't feel like this is my name.
Larry.
Yeah, it was Larry.
And I was like...
Was it Larry Hatton Scarf?
Yeah.
And you're like, that's not me, man.
That's me on an occasion.
That's a mistake.
But that's not what I'm all about.
It'd be a mistake for me to be that guy.
That's me on a holiday.
That's me on a Labor Day.
Maybe.
Or how about in the winter?
A hat and scarf always works in the wintertime.
Well, you know, it's a summer scarf, but...
You know, you realize when you're going with a bunch of comedians
to do something in front of an audience...
You probably shouldn't wear a hat and a scarf.
You're setting yourself up.
Might as well be pulling a carry-on suitcase.
I'll tell you, the most fashionable,
the most risk-taking audience members,
they're the ones you get picked on, and it's not right.
And that's why I'm starting an anti-bullying campaign.
And it's called
Hat and Scarves are Cool.
What? What are these Hilton bags?
This looks...
I'm casting American Beauty 2.
Try to pick between
these bags.
You have to blur out the Hilton.
None of those make the cut.
You didn't get any of those shoes shined?
No, this is the prize bag, believe it or not.
Are you staying at a Hilton right now?
I didn't realize you were doing so well at Hilton.
I did previously to being here.
In Los Angeles, I have no reason to have a bunch of plastic bags lying around
other than when I come home from hotel stays.
So this is a prize bag.
This other bag, I brought that because I'm really clever.
I've got some stuff I want to carry home with me tonight.
So I brought another bag.
If you're listening at home, these bags are disgusting.
They're just white plastic bags.
Well, you guys are about to add to these.
They're not wet.
Oh, he said white?
All right, I got to do a quick edit in the show.
What?
That's correct, Clark.
They are white.
Just as America should be.
Whoa.
All right, another edit.
Just how the world should be.
So I know you guys all got sort of,
Ari was sort of the rig leader of getting me guests for this.
We met at the, I met most of you.
I already knew John, but we met at the South by Southwest
where they had a screening of I'm Dying Up Here.
And the movie killed, the first episode killed
at 11.30 a.m. on a Tuesday or wherever the fuck it was.
So it was a great reaction.
Almost as dynamic a time as 8.45 on Memorial Day, Monday night.
Hey, that's where I told you to arrive,
but the show started at 9 when things are crack-a-lackin'.
I think we're fucking ruling it.
Yeah, no, I mean, the lighting in here is perfect.
There could just be two rows of people and we wouldn't know.
That's true.
I think there's three or four at least.
But no, I do appreciate everybody being here on this particular night.
But because last minute calls were made, what do you guys have for the prize bag tonight?
We'll start with Michael.
Well, I scoured.
I couldn't come up with really anything.
But I did find.
I think you did come up with something.
I came up with something, which was a souvenir that I stole from the I'm Dying Up Here party at South by Southwest.
It's a koozie.
It's an I'm Dying Up Here koozie.
Nice koozie.
World premiere screening, Wednesday, March 15th at 11.30am.
Screening you weren't at
that you could put around a beer
that you definitely are having.
So, that's an important
I love it.
And I stole one from that same
function and put it in a prize
bag a couple nights ago.
So it's an ongoing prize here
on the show and I couldn't be happier John Daly I got like the movie from the movie ET some warm
yes um 98.6 degree it's melted as you can get a Reese's Pieces. A candy that the one thing about it
that's not good is the
taste, the flavor of it.
Oh, you don't like the flavor.
That's the worst part about it.
I love everything.
The flavor.
It bums me out. And they are warm.
It doesn't taste good.
It really
is warm.
It's very warm. It's very warm.
It's like I just scooped up a handful.
It's like I scooped up a handful of the bottom of the aquarium.
Yeah.
It's like a soft dick.
That's what this bag of super warm.
It's a super warm soft dick.
Full of beans.
And it's going in the bag.
So I don't know, you know,
be careful putting your dick in a bag.
What do you got, Clark?
I have a Sharpie used at the table read
by Robert Forster.
Whoa!
Robert Forster.
Much like George's pen from John Voight in Seinfeld,
I have a Sharpie used by Robert Forster.
What did you do with Robert Forster?
He's in the pilot.
He's in the show.
Oh, he's the father.
He's the father that's angry.
Lots of great guest stars.
And Kathy Moriarty is his wife.
Kathy Moriarty.
Winter Soldier.
Star of Jackie Brown.
Winter Soldier.
He's in the first episode.
Handsomest person I'vearty. Winter Soldier. Sorry, Jackie Brown. Winter Soldier. He's in the first episode.
Handsomest person I've ever met, Sebastian Stan.
The great Rick Overton shows up at some point.
Don Mirera.
Yep.
Right?
Yeah.
Melissa Leo.
We forgot Melissa Leo.
Melissa Leo.
She's the best.
She's the cameo. She plays the-
Episode three.
She plays sort of the Mitzi Shore character at the
store in the 70s, but
Melissa Leo
says she didn't even hear of Mitzi Shore until after
she'd shot a few of her scenes.
So it's not really based on
Mitzi Shore. It's just a strong
woman who is
terrible.
You know, not to try to outdo Melissa,
but I had never heard of comedy
until after we
wrapped the first season. Wow, they didn't tell you about comedy
until they had cast you?
I'm from Arkansas. I'd never heard of comedy.
Holy shit. Until after we wrapped the
first season. I love that.
It's just like, you just gotta learn on the fly, don't you?
Did you guys do stand-up sets to prepare,
or did you just save it for the cameras?
I did a handful of open mics,
and I went to a bunch of open mics.
Like straight-up open mics?
Because that's also not what you're really depicting in the show,
because in the show you always kind of have a crowd there
that are expecting
professional comedy.
It's kind of different, right?
Yeah, well, I went to,
I only partook in
a handful of open mics
at the most discreet.
One and a half.
It turns out
it's pretty easy to fake.
It turns out
when dialogue is right.
It's kind of like
you stand up
and then you go,
hey, everybody, how you doing?
Guys are pretty good actors.
As long as someone writes all the material in the audience,
the extras have to laugh.
It's not that hard.
Well, let me ask you this, Ari slash John.
In the role of Cassie Fetter. Oh, yeah, Cassie, yes. Yeah, in the role of... Arnie. Cassie Fedder.
Oh, yeah, Cassie, yes.
Yeah, in the role of Cassie.
Did you base your performance
on any particular comedian of the time or now?
Bill Cosby.
That's interesting.
Why would a female comic in the 70s,
why would she...
No, no, I'd say...
Why Bill Cosby?
I'd say, no, I was just joking,
because he's a funny one to bring up,
because he's in so much hot water.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
You know, hot water, I just recently heard,
keeps your sperm count down.
That's probably why he didn't impregnate anybody.
Yeah, that's funny.
I just heard that.
I'm talking about science right now.
When someone's having a baby, I scream
hot water.
Anyway, I'm
Ari Greiner.
How do I feel about
Bette Midler? How about Bette Midler and
Elaine Boosler? I'd love if Ari Greiner got
quoted from this podcast saying
something terrible.
I like... I don't know. Comedy sucks. I'd love if Ari Rainer got quoted from this podcast saying something terrible.
I like... I don't know.
Comedy sucks.
Comedy is shit.
It's not an art form.
Give me that drama, baby.
Love?
No, it's terrible.
It's John.
Well, that's one of your
First roles Ari
Was in Mystic River
Yes I played
Sean Penn
I almost said
I paid Sean Penn
And that was a great
That was a great one
Yeah
I played Sean Penn
In that Mystic River
That great movie
About nuns
Abusing children
That was Doubt
About
Mystic River That that great movie with
Kevin Bacon.
Yes, it's getting warmer.
Right, Meryl Streep and Kevin Bacon, right?
The River Wild.
The Mystic River Wild.
Well, yes, I was great
in that. I thought I should have won an Oscar. I liked you in The Sitter. I thought you were great in that. I thought I should have won an Oscar.
I liked you in The Sitter.
I thought you were great in that.
I thought that I should have won an Oscar
for The Sitter as well.
Yeah, because you let Jonah go down on you.
That was amazing.
Did I?
Jonah Ray?
Yep, Jonah Ray comes out on you.
I'd do that.
I'd let Jonah Ray flip
my bean.
Sorry, that's the worst way to say that.
What's the name of his
CISO show?
CISO show in America.
That's a euphemism for going down on ladies.
Have you ever been
to Hidden America?
Alright, just me.
That was just for me.
So what do you have for the bag, Clark?
I'm sorry?
He gave it the Robert Forster.
The Sharpie.
The Robert Forster.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
All right.
I thought you might have come up with something else since then.
But he really touched that?
Yeah.
All right. He played really touched that? Yeah. Yeah, he does that, man.
Yep.
He played Jackie Brown, of course.
So played her for a fool.
That's right.
Yeah, he did.
All right.
So we'll be back with more Make Me Laugh.
No, I want to ask you guys about, you know,
I know you're busy promoting your new show and everything,
but what about the cinema?
Have you seen anything lately?
Like, what was the last movie
you saw, Michael?
I've been watching Twin Peaks.
I've been watching the old Twin Peaks.
You're all caught up. You know that's not a movie, right?
Well, it depends.
You have all five hours under your belt?
No, I haven't watched the new one.
Oh, that's right. You said it earlier.
Season one and season two.
So then after that, are you going to watch Fire Walk with me?
Yeah, I plan on it. And then this show?
Yeah. Trust me,
I think you can watch them concurrently.
Really? Yeah, based on
what I've heard, none of it makes any
fucking sense
I watched like 10 seconds
It's like The Leftovers
You can watch a season from one
episode from one season
then a previous season
doesn't matter what order you watch them in
it's still not gonna add up
I hear
I hear
I hear Twin Peaks
it's all scored by Rex and FX, right?
It's not good enough
You know what? I'm gonna give you points for that one points points
uh what okay so but do you like it so you've been watching yeah i'm way into it you're in
you're way into it i watched the way it used to be i just hear that you haven't watched the new one
no no no the new stuff is slow the new one I watched 10 seconds of it looked like a moment exhibit
like it was
it was real
I saw
there's this documentary
out there
called The Art Life
with David Lynch
it's two hours
of fucking
watching him paint
and
and
just the fact
that he would
sit there and go
yeah this is probably
worth somebody's time
go ahead
and film this.
At one point, his daughter walks in,
and he's like, I'm good at ignoring you.
It's not exactly what he says, but.
He's like, when he speaks, he's like, I like ketchup.
Yep, that's the whole monologue.
That's the whole thing, yeah.
I like ketchup.
Yeah, that's it.
Have you seen anything lately, John? He's the whole monologue. I like ketchup. Yeah, that's it.
Have you seen anything lately, John?
What have I enjoyed?
I want to see this Dunkirk movie based on the trailer, which looks great.
And I want to... What is it?
The last movie I saw in the theater was...
Could be at home.
Oh, yeah. I watched the Roger Stone
documentary on
Netflix which is a horrible
disgusting man. I watched
Oh you like that guy?
Oh you like the documentary? I like
documentary!
Here's some of my favorite ones. I'm in the audience.
There's a I'm sure people do come here like in their heads they know the answers to these questions because they listen to the show all the time you guys
this is all being sprung on you yeah but I think you're doing great this is a
show I liked Kong Skull Island you did did? Hey, man. Nice.
I thought it was pretty exciting.
I enjoyed it.
It had some good, especially for the old PG-13,
they still managed to do some shit that made you go,
oh, man, that was harsh. If you watch it with the intention of,
where is King Kong's dick?
He has to have a dick to procreate.
Oh, so in that sense,
it was a letdown?
In that sense,
I was like,
whoa, they really placed
the fur really well.
There's a lot of stuff
where you're like,
where's that dick?
Is the whole movie
like that scene
in Austin Powers
where they're hiding his dick?
Yeah, you know what?
There's like a palm tree.
No joke,
there is shit like that.
There is always
something covering his dick.
Watch Skull Island with an eye for that.
King Kong's holding a couple of giant melons
in front of his dick.
Yeah, it really does.
But it'll be a mountain because he's so big.
He really is.
That's a regular man.
That is one of the things I enjoyed very much
about Kong Skull Island is the
giganticness of Kong
was very thrilling. It was very exciting
that he was so big.
He was big.
He was so big. Touché, Doug.
I just wanted to take in all of him
with my eyes.
Love that
Kong. I want to see that dong.
Where's the Kong dong at?
Yeah, that's weird.
What if it was,
turns out it's Lady Kong.
Queen Kong.
Oh, that's true.
Yeah, maybe it's her.
The reboot.
The Paul Feig version.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Paul Feig went and ruined Kong.
Kong can't be a lady.
Ladies only screening.
Miss Kong.
There should be
a movie from start to finish made by
women. Only women can go
see it. No step of the
way do they let men into the process
and men will fucking just start killing
themselves.
The reviews come out, it's
100% on Rotten Tomatoes.
What do you mean
men can't see it?
What was the last movie
you saw, Clark?
I think the last movie I watched was Once Upon a Time in the West.
All right, you don't have to impress us with your fancy movie watching.
It's a great movie.
I know, right?
And then I watched Blowout, that Brian De Palma movie.
Right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Was that your first time?
It was.
Yeah, I never watched it before. I watched it
recently too. Yeah, it's incredible. Pretty awesome,
right? That's my new thing, De Palma and Chill.
Yeah, that's a good... Whoa,
that is not very chill.
That depends. That is like intense situations
in slow motion
and spinning.
Like all of his movies are like, what the
fuck is happening?
A lot of camera movement.
A lot of split diopter and chill.
Yeah, and just very, very intense.
Carlito's Way and chill.
Carlito's Way.
Carlito's Way is terrible.
Oh, no, man.
Carlito's Way.
Best De Palma movie.
No.
Carlito's Way.
This audience member likes it so much.
Right.
Come on.
Don't you love Johnny Legs?
Carlito's Way. I did just watch. Hey, man, I'm Benny Blanco from LeBron. Dressed to kill for the first time. This audience member likes it, so we're right. Come on. Don't you love Johnny Legs?
I did just watch Dressed to Kill for the first time.
Wait, or which one is the one with Michael Caine?
Dressed to Kill. Yeah, I watched that for the first time.
Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
I also watched Youth, that Paolo Sorrentino movie the other day.
That was pretty cool.
That's also got Michael Caine.
Yeah, Michael Caine, yeah.
I watched Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice for the first day. That was pretty cool. That's also got Michael Kane. Yeah, Michael Kane, yeah. I watched Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice
for the first time. Whoa.
You guys are really hitting me with a lot
of... You didn't like it? Oh, I didn't see it.
I didn't see it.
I just assumed... No, no, no. Watch Young Pope.
Young Pope's good? Young Pope is the truth.
Really? Young Pope is the truth.
Young Pope is the truth.
Sounds like a rapper.
Watch Young Pope. Young Pope. That was a good rapper. No, seriously. Young Pope I thought truth Sounds like a rapper Watch Young Pope Young Pope
That was a good rapper
No seriously
Young Pope I thought
Was the most impressive
Like thing
I'm just gonna wait around
For
Cinematography
Like music
Like it was the most
Controlled
Assured direction
Like mind blowing
Yeah
Yeah
That's cool
Yeah I'm gonna stick around
For this show
About a young
Guy from Big Bang Theory
That's who I wanna see Young That's who I want to see.
Young Sheldon?
Young Sheldon.
I'm going to see the shit out of Young Sheldon.
I don't give a fuck for Young
Popes.
But no, that Young Pope, like every time I do
watch it, it's very cinematic.
And I'm just like, I don't know.
I don't get it.
You don't get cinematic-ness? I don't get it. You don't get cinematic?
I don't get it.
I don't get shows that are like a painting.
I want things to move around.
Every episode of Young Pope is better than the episode before it.
Wow.
Did he direct them all?
Yeah, and he co-wrote them all.
Who?
Paolo Sorrentino.
It's like one piece.
It's fucking awesome.
All right, I'm going to watch it.
It has a lot of Jude Law's butt.
I'm back out.
That was my least favorite part.
Is there a Pope dick?
Least favorite part of Dom Hemingway was his butt.
Is there a Pope dick?
That's a great question.
Pope dick?
That's a big, that's an Easter egg.
Is there papal cock?
No.
Nope.
Is that a cliffhanger for season two?
Do you think there'll be a season two?
They announced it.
It's happening.
It's going to be a different pope, a new pope.
Slightly older pope.
Jude Law's poped out?
He dies at the end.
Oh, no!
What's the matter with you?
Spoiler alert.
What the fuck?
What's the matter with you?
I'm going to kick your ass, dude.
It's been out for months. Oh, my God. That was so Vatican shitty of you. Spoiler alert! What the fuck? What's the matter with you? I'm gonna kick your ass, dude. It's been out for months.
Oh my god. That was so
Vatican shitty of you.
Next thing you'll know,
you know the fucking, you're like,
well, Sopranos ends in that
way that that ends.
And then you'll be a spoiler guy.
Both about Italians.
I guess you guys even though
even though you haven't seen it
you know everything
that's gonna happen
on I'm Dying Up Here
and I imagine
there's some
quite a lot of twists
and turns
in the story
so
what are you laughing at?
Pretty straight up
We know everything
that happens
we shot the whole show
Yeah
but so it's still crazy
it's crazy
you haven't seen it but you at least you have an idea.
Like, it doesn't go off the rails, right?
Well, once you see...
More than an idea.
I mean, we know.
Yeah.
I think.
I think.
But have you ever been in something where it comes together, like, not in a way you
expected?
Like, not as well as you'd hoped or vice versa?
I've been in stuff that turns out terrible.
Yeah.
So... But as far as the plot...
When do you see that coming?
At what point do you know that's happening,
that it's going terribly?
Never until it's too late.
Until you see it, yeah, you can't really...
I find out when you do.
But yeah, there's always something for everybody, though.
That's true, too.
Right?
Your shit may be my shinola.
Your garbage may be my food.
I want to eat your shit, Doug.
That's what I'm getting at.
Of those two analogies, I'd only eat one of the four things that you mentioned.
Yeah.
But yeah, I get it.
I get what you're saying.
Well, you guys, you've been tremendous thus far.
You really nailed the talk portion of the show.
Now is the physical challenge?
Episode five, there's a nuclear apocalypse.
And I'm dying up here.
That's the spoiler.
So I just gave it all away.
Oh, that's what the I'm dying up here is a reference the spoiler. So I just gave it all away. Oh, that's what the I'm dying up here
is his reference to?
Yep.
It's a nuclear apocalypse.
The entire world is dying.
The biggest twist for me is
I thought it was a medical show
until about episode three.
Yeah.
When Manson shows up in episode four.
They told me it was a procedural
in a hospital in the 70s.
Yeah, well.
About a hospital on a hill.
I'll tell you one thing
about this show.
It's fucking groovy.
Right?
Yeah.
Groovy show.
The hospital was on a hill
because he was dying
up here.
I get it.
I got it.
It was about this hospital
in Silver Lake
up on a hill.
Yeah.
The hills of Silver Lake.
I'm dying up here.
Anyway, I'd signed the fucking contract at that point.
I couldn't get out of it.
And everything they told me about my character was a lie.
Now we're here promoting it.
The name?
And it's about comedy.
Larry?
Yeah, I'm not Larry.
I'm Ron.
Ronnie?
Not Dr. Ron Shaq.
Not Dr. Shaq.
But that was one of my favorite scenes in the pilot. Ronnie? Not Dr. Ron Schaaf. Not Dr. Schaaf. Yeah.
But that was one of my favorite scenes in the pilot.
It was the three of you guys together
when you give them their living accommodations.
We're the three best actors.
That makes sense.
Sure.
That's also based on Jim Carrey's real life, apparently.
Yeah.
He stayed in a closet for real
when he first came out to California.
At the comedy store or just at somebody's house or something? At somebody's house. Yeah. Is he stayed in a closet for real when he first came out to California? At the Comedy Store
or just at somebody's house
or something?
At somebody's house.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
He lived in a closet.
You know,
I'm sure there's stuff that's,
you know,
because Jim Carrey provided
a lot of the story ideas,
I'm sure it's,
a lot of it is Comedy Store-esque,
but it's not always exactly,
you know,
it's not biographical.
For legal reasons.
Right?
Right.
But isn't that,
like I was watching
the movie Nice Guys
with Ryan Gosling
and Russell Crowe
and it's just so funny
how they could just film
the comedy store
straight up like,
this takes place in the 70s
so we'll just film it now.
Yeah.
And as long as no one
looks at the fine print
of the names of the comics
on the wall,
it just fucking is still the comedy story
in the exact same spot,
looking exactly the same.
Anthony, just sell it.
Damn it, shoot it again.
I saw D'Elia.
Yeah, that's not a problem, I guess.
All right, this is the part of the show
where I say, let the games begin!
Ladies and gentlemen, Ari and you guys,
go out into the crowd and pick the name tag.
Oh, I see a butterfinger hanging off of that eraser head.
Aaron head.
But yeah, go pick a name tag that you want to play for
and bring it back to your seat.
And while you do that, we'll do a brief commercial message.
We'll be right back.
We're back.
Hey, so we talked about it during the break, but...
That's great.
Clark, who are you playing for?
Julie, Lazy Julie.
Now why do you say
she's lazy? Because she like
didn't, there's something wrote on the
back of the paper that she's marked out
and then just on the front of the paper drawn but
it bleeds through.
Pretty lazy. Yeah.
Well the idea is you're supposed to, they're supposed
to write a shithead on the back so that if you
lose a consolation prize. Oh she did write that.
And I'll say whatever they wrote on the back so that if you lose a consolation prize. And I'll say whatever they wrote
on the back, so don't read those out loud.
But that's like their consolation.
So that's normal? Yeah.
I think so.
I didn't mean to put you on the last line.
Normal is the right word for it.
I followed what you were saying
and I really did think she crossed something out
and it bled through.
She was just trying to keep you from reading the shithead.
What also attracted you to that name tag?
It was the only one that was a movie I've been in.
Yeah.
Hot Julie time machine.
Doesn't have to rhyme always.
She could have put Julie pretty much
in exchange of any word in the title.
And it would still have been as much of a pun.
She's also in the first row.
I think there's a little convenience with her being in the front row.
Oh, yeah, you're a convenience name tag picker?
Yeah, I mean, it's not like the others were a bunch of fucking home runs either.
I mean, this is... Yeah, I were a bunch of fucking home runs either.
Yeah, I saw a lot of wasted time and effort.
Just a lot of people needed to be in office. Didn't seem like you cranked these out at five.
Seems like a lot of thought went into them.
Yeah, these aren't a bunch of Adobe Illustrator files they printed off here.
Spend more time on this show than we did.
Fucking jerks.
Just kidding.
I love you. What am I talking about?
I'd like some scientists to take
this episode and the one with the three
stand-ups from
I'm Dying Up Here, Al and Eric
and Santino
and, you know,
compare them for which group got
more laughs.
Eric. Oh, laughs. Eric.
Oh, yeah?
Eric.
Fuck you, dude.
Eric.
I didn't say which person was the loudest
and interrupted the most.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, are you talking about Eric?
Come on.
Might be a more interesting metric.
Which group had made more money?
Oh!
Box office mojo, here I come.
Oh!
And then that was a mic drop from Clark.
It seemed like a mic ruin.
The sound booth is... Now you hit that water bottle.
Yeah, it's funny how sad everybody got. It hit the water bottle yeah it's funny how sad
everybody got
it hit the water bottle
everyone was really
like oh shit
made it more dramatic
it's just a
fucking microphone
if he had been
electrocuted
he would have
I'm just up to the part
in Better Call Saul
where she thinks
as a character
thinks there's gunshots
every night
turns out it's
newspapers being delivered.
Spoiler!
All right, what are we doing?
Oh, who are you playing for there, John Daly?
I'm playing for It's Matt the Movie.
Oh, instead of It's Pat.
I like that.
Instead of It's Pat?
Yeah, that's funny.
Doug Graciously Funny Adventure.
I don't think it's that funny either.
Wait, what? The movie or the name tag? I don't think it's that funny either. Wait, what? The movie
or the name tag? I don't know.
I did think it was funny, but it didn't get a good reaction.
So I'm sour on it.
I'm pretty in the moment.
Do you want to change it in
for another one? No, this is cool.
Do you like the shithead on the back? He seems like a nice guy.
He's got an epic shithead on the back.
Sure, yeah, no, it's fine. It's great. I don't know what you're... Alrightithead on the back? He seems like a nice guy. He's got an epic shithead on the back. Sure. Yeah, no, it's fine.
Yeah, it's great.
I don't know what you're...
Yeah.
All right.
So it's who?
It's Matt the Movie.
Matt.
It's Matt.
It's Matt the Movie.
I got to remember these names.
Okay.
All right.
Who are you playing for, Michael?
I got a guy named Aaron, and the poster is Aaron Head, a film by David Lynch.
Right.
And you're into Twin Peaks right now.
Yeah, that's why I went.
I don't know if the Butterfinger has any.
Do you like a Butterfinger?
I love a Butterfinger.
Do you like a vape pen?
A vape pen?
Whoa.
Let me take this off of here for you
because you don't want to get caught with this thing.
No, no, I can't.
Yeah, you're out there.
You've got a great career.
Vape.
Total vapage. So the audience can just pass you anything up and you put it in your mouth it's ricin gas as long as
it's ladies first eventually yes could still. No, I won't eat that disgusting Butterfinger.
But they are delicious.
Yeah, tear it off of there.
I'm waiting for Doug to die now.
Are you going to eat it?
No, I'm not going to eat it.
Oh, if you're not going to eat it, you should chuck it into the crowd.
Butterfingers are trash.
Yeah, throw it hard.
Don't throw it light.
Yeah, hurt a girl.
Oh, Jesus.
You fucking asshole.
He's a nice guy.
He's a nice guy.
There you go.
Wow, he has a 40 of Bud Light.
Yeah, how much beer do you need?
You alcoholic.
And he didn't drop it to snag a Butterfinger out of the air.
It was pretty impressive. The fact that he could drink that
40 and he's got those Spider-Man reflexes
to catch that 40
left-handed. I better catch it
stuff it up strong.
Eric!
I don't know.
Should we be clear who did that voice?
Eric!
That was Ari.
That was Ari. That was Ari.
Ari, you are just incorrigible.
No, but like, thanks.
Shut up!
Alright, guys, so we're going to play a series of games,
and the person who wins at the end of all the games,
the prize bags go into the person that you're playing for.
You can put your name tags down on the ground,
preferably face up so I can read them,
so I can say things like,
John's playing for Matt.
Julie is partnered up with Clark
and Aaron
is relying on you Michael
we're going to start from the opposite side of me
with Clark and then we'll go across
okay Clark and then we'll go across. Okay. How'd the comedians
do at the movie section?
It's interesting
because some comedians are real trivia
nerds and know a ton of stuff
but then others don't know
much at all and I've
sometimes I'm surprised
by it like how little
some comics know.
Because I think, I like to think that comedians are,
you know, nerdy people that liked movies and TV,
and that's why they got into comedy.
Some are more physical, less mental.
Okay, that's... I mean, seriously.
That's a serious...
Some are like, A plus B equals joke.
And some are like, you know, I'm an idiot.
Could you give us some examples, John?
I'm both.
Yeah, you're a little bit both.
All right, so here's how this game works.
It's called ABC Deez Nuts.
And basically, it's a spelling game.
And to honor you guys and your show, I'm Dying Up Here,
that's what we're going to spell.
So the first letter that goes to you, Clark, is I.
Then M will go to John.
And then D, and we're going to spell dying.
But the idea is, whatever your letter is, you have to name any movie that begins with that letter,
any movie at all, and you stay in the game.
If you can't think of one, you're out.
But if you match the movie I wrote down ahead of time, then you win the whole thing automatically.
So you want to think about it because a theme might emerge.
So we're just,
Clark goes first and we're...
Yeah.
But we don't know what the theme is?
You'll find out,
I would imagine,
eventually.
And it's only movies,
it's not movies and television.
No, no, TV,
don't even mess with it.
If you bring up Twin Peaks again.
Wait, so we're naming movies.
This is going to be trouble.
Unless it's Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me.
What?
Well, what's the theme?
We don't know.
We don't know yet.
We're not allowed to know.
But how does it come about?
The theme will present itself
as the theme just emerges or it doesn't.
Okay, cool.
It's like when you look at one of those paintings
to see a dinosaur.
Sometimes you're just looking at a Rembrandt.
Yeah, and what's wrong with that?
It's a great painter.
Yeah, so don't stare at it trying to find a dinosaur.
Yeah, enjoy it.
Instead, it's just some old lady in a hat.
Turns out to be him.
Yeah.
Good point.
All right, here we go.
So the letter I starts with me?
Yeah, first letter's I.
Any movie in the history of movie pictures
that begins with the letter I.
Inception.
Whoa.
That is...
It's not the one I wrote down.
Did I win?
Okay.
I know what you wrote down.
You do?
Yeah.
What is it?
Interstellar.
Close.
Almost.
Yeah, they all begin with I.
No, I wrote down insomnia.
Insomnia.
Yeah, you know who was in that, right?
Shia LaBeouf.
Yes.
Wait, no.
Shia LaBeouf gives me insomnia, but he was not.
Can you imagine not being able to go to sleep at night? Shia LaBeouf gives me insomnia But he was not Can you imagine not being able to go to sleep at night
Shia LaBeouf
Robin Williams
But it was a Christopher Nolan movie
Right isn't that Christopher Nolan
Yeah so that's why it was fun
Wait who did Insomnia
Not Christopher Nolan
Yeah whatever
Anyway on to John
M is your letter there
John M Any movie begins with M Yeah, whatever. Yeah, Christopher Nolan. Anyway, on to John. M is your letter there, John.
Oh, fuck.
Any movie begins with M.
There's no movie that begins with M.
How about Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil?
Oh, I like it.
I thought you might go Midnight Run.
Oh, yeah.
Midnight Express.
Midnight Rectal Surgery. Oh, yeah. Midnight Express. Midnight Rectal Surgery.
Oh, shit.
Yes.
That was the working title.
Oh, shit.
But they went with Midnight Rectal Surgery.
And the movie I picked was Man on the Moon,
starring the executive producer of I'm Dying Up Here,
Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey.
Is that an A? A man on the moon?
No, it's just man on the moon.
Mike!
I'm not trying to be a contrarian.
If you believe
Right?
Yeah.
That was the theme song. The letter
REM sucks. Is... That's me in the corner.
D is your letter, Michael.
Do the right thing.
That's a great one.
That begins with D.
I went with Down to Earth, starring Chris Rock.
Never seen it. You never Chris Rock. Never seen it.
You never saw that?
Never saw it.
It's like...
Sounds like a fake movie.
It's like heaven can wait if it sucked.
No, it's got some good parts.
All right, Y is the next letter.
Back to you, Clark.
Youth, because I just watched it.
Yo, that's good, Cole.
Yeah, that works.
I went with Yes Man
Starring Jim Carrey
I see the theme
I see the
Now I immediately see the theme now
John the next letter is I
To you
Really funny if it turned out to be interstellar
But it is not
I
I I I I I Interstellar. But it is not. I.
I.
In the Garden of Good and Evil.
No, that's not a movie.
In.
Fuck, actually.
Ishtar.
How about Ishtar? Oh, Ishtar is a fun guess.
Yeah.
I went with I Love You, Philip Morris starring Jim Carrey.
Shit, that's tough.
N is the next letter for Michael.
Any movie begins with N.
There's no shame in not matching as long as you just think of something.
Just think of an N word.
Was Jim Carrey a night crawler?
No, but
that is an N-word, so you
succeeded.
Now I feel bad for all that talk
because now I'm looking at what I chose.
I went with Norbit.
Jim Carrey in that?
Starring Eddie Murphy.
Nope, nope, Eddie Murphy's in that one.
Anybody ever watch Norbit?
Yeah.
I mean, Norbit's terrible,
but, like, however,
Eddie is so fucking incredible in that movie.
Like, all those movies where he plays all these...
Honest to God.
He's good at it.
He's really good.
He's very good at it.
He's great.
The professor movies playing everybody
that didn't...
Yeah.
I don't know.
I wish people would look down for him more
to make what those characters were saying funny.
He got kind of like...
The scripts weren't good or whatever.
But he's amazing.
And I don't know why he's...
Shout out to Eddie Murphy.
Yes.
Eddie Murphy.
Miss you, Eddie.
Make the jump to drama. I'm on board.
I did a movie with Eddie.
I poured a little loud for him.
I did a movie with Eddie called
A Thousand Words.
Which is, yeah,
not a great film.
He only has a thousand words left
to say. It's like that movie
Time Code. He only said about a thousand words to me
when we were in the shoot.
But if you're going to armchair
a quarterback, it's bizarre
to give a fast-talking comedian
a movie role where he
can't speak.
So right there is like, okay, this thing is already to give a fast-talking comedian a movie role where he can't speak. Right.
So right there is like,
okay, this thing is already
on the wrong track.
Right?
I mean, this is why me
and you aren't development guys.
If I met Eddie Murphy,
I'd be like,
hey man, we're friends.
Let's watch boxing
or whatever you do
start off like you're
really gonna give it to him
I'm your friend
hey man
I like you
hey man
we're hanging out already
I'm your friend
that's how I meet
celebs
and we're cops
and we're cops
48 hours too
I love Eddie
that's all I get
96 hours
it's about time
we make a movie
that's good cop,
good cop.
Cop buddies that are
genuinely buddies.
A grizzled veteran and a grizzled
veteran.
And a female grizzled veteran.
Tommy Lee Jones.
And Armie
Hammer.
Meet Clint Eastwood.
G is your letter there, John.
No, it's me.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, it's you.
Wait, didn't you say...
Okay, no.
Grinch.
Well, it's How the Grinch.
No, the first one's just called The Grinch.
I like it.
Grinch.
How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
Is that under G or T?
The Jim Carrey one is How the Grinch.
How the Grinch.
Grinch is Bill Murray.
Isn't there also just a movie called Grinch?
One could even argue it's called Dr. Seuss's How the Grinch.
But either way, it doesn't start with the word Grinch.
There are no commas in the title.
What's Grinch?
The kids don't count.
Okay.
Do you have another one?
I'll let you do another one.
Just any G, yeah. Any G do another one. Just any G.
Any G movie? Yeah.
It's wild, the pressure, right?
I really thought I had something to grinch, you guys.
It was smart. There's been some Jim Carrey movies.
Comedian movies.
Don't worry about that. Just say any movie that begins with G. Just be like, good.
Then finish with a word. Good Burger.
Yes.
Nice.
I went with
Grown Ups starring Adam Sandler,
David Spade, a bunch of other comics.
You is the next letter.
You.
You.
Thank you.
You.
Oh, I like this.
This is like a spelling.
You.
Can you spell it, please?
Yes, you.
You.
Thank you.
Can I use it in a sentence?
Yes.
You need to answer.
Okay.
You. You. to answer. Okay. You.
Under a Cherry Moon.
Oh, so close.
I went with Undercover Brother.
Could be the name of Under a Cherry Moon.
Yeah.
Starring Eddie Griffin.
Shit.
P is the next letter.
P.
Comedy. P. Comedy.
P.
Prince of Persia.
I really wish that I had written that down
and people were asking for the full title,
but I don't really care.
It's the same guy who went,
Eric, full title.
Because I just went with...
Eric.
Eric.
Eric.
Emotion picture called Punchline.
Oh, great.
Never seen it.
Yeah.
It's Tom Hanks and...
I'm done if there as a prequel.
It would not be good to watch that. I mean, because that's
even after the 70s. So there's no inherent
value in you guys watching that right now
to learn anything or to
I mean, I guess you could learn mistakes.
But that's one
thing I really like about I'm dying up here is
really the scene
with the comedy club and how the comedians interact
and you guys being actors who aren't really stand-ups
but you play stand-ups, it all
plays very realistically.
H.
Shut up. Shut up and play
the game. I'm done complimenting
you.
H.
Clark.
H.
So earlier when you said the Grinch,
we talked you out of that.
Hot Top Time Machine.
What do you think about the letter H?
Oh, you're going Hot Top Time Machine?
Yeah, I went Horton,
here's a who.
Starring Jim Carrey.
E is the next letter
wait is that a real movie
is that a Jim Carrey movie
for real
Horton Hears a Who
is it Jim
doesn't Jim talk about it
on the set
Jim told me
I think it's my masterpiece
Horton Hears a Who
there's a scene
where you're doing cocaine
and he's like
well if Horton were here
see on Horton
we did a funny thing where...
Jim told me all these
nightmare stories on The Grinch
about how he had to take
like Navy SEAL training
to deal with being in the makeup.
Like, because he was having
like a complete...
Oh, that shit's so claustrophobic.
It's like claustrophobic.
Some Navy SEAL came up
and was like,
you gotta deal with it, man.
You're playing The Grinch.
That's the reality, bro.
Deal with it. man. You play in the Grinch. That's the reality bro.
Deal with it. That's the Navy
Steel way. You're in
the makeup so you do it.
And he shouldn't have let him put
the elephant makeup on him for Horton
because it was animated.
He could have just wore like a box
on his head with a hose
hanging out of it.
Alright. E is the next letter. He could have just wore like a box on his head with a hose hanging out of it. All right.
E is the next letter.
E.
That's actually kind of tiff.
E.
What's love got to do with it?
E.
No.
Every, everything.
Everything, everything?
Everything, good, must.
Everything. I think you already said everything everything
that's in theaters now i'm saving that for when he comes around to me
um end of reason edge of reason nice oh okay what's that i don't know a title of a real movie
um tomorrow it sounds like a...
E.
Do you know that movie?
What?
No.
Oh, okay, sorry.
Edge of Reason?
Edge of Tomorrow?
Oh, no, you know what?
Edge of Tomorrow is definitely a movie.
Edge of Reason is...
What's the Renee Zellweger...
Oh, yeah, that's the subtitle after Bridget Jones' Diary.
Edge of Reason.
Okay, so that's not...
That movie begins with the letter B.
That's really not good.
It's actually an erotic mystery.
I don't think we can allow that either.
You have failed, sir.
How about evil...
No more guesses, sir.
No? Okay. Evil...
Santa.
Ever worth the TV show, not movie.
That's enough.
All right.
I don't think you're ever going to say
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
So dumb.
I was going to when he came back around to me in a minute.
Yeah, right?
Yeah, I didn't even get to say that, Clark.
R is the next letter.
James Rood. James Ruiz.
Ride Along 2.
I like that.
Bold choice. Could have been Ride Along
Regular. Wait, is there a Ride Along 2?
Sure is. Yeah, there is.
Better than the first one.
Oh. Was it?
I didn't see either.
Okay.
Okay, I went with Richard Pryor live on the Sunset Strip.
Yeah.
I didn't know we were going for stand-up specials.
Yeah, I don't know.
That shouldn't count.
That's a movie.
No, man.
That was legit film.
I did a rail off of that a can of that film
and then finally E
End of Days starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
nice that's good but I went with
Earth Girls Easy starring
great movie
yeah we got through it you guys
we did it all you made it all the way through
fuck Great movie Yeah we got through it you guys We did it all You made it all the way through Fuck
Oh you're mad about that
This one's gonna make you really mad
Shit okay
Yeah you ready
So we're gonna go
Same
We'll start with Clark again
We'll switch the order around
Then we'll go to Michael
Then we'll go to John
And here's the premise, you guys.
The game is called
Whose Tagline Is It Anyway?
I will say a tagline
used in advertising in some way
for a motion picture according to
IMDb, IMDb.
And then
ask you one at a
time what movie you think it is. You each get
a shot at guessing.
So don't jump in early.
You got to take turns.
I just can't believe this guy has a 40 of Bud Light right in front of us.
It's empty, but you know what?
I have a good feeling that you're going to refill it.
Show's almost over, Mike.
It's in your butt.
It's about to squirt out of your butthole.
Real healthy.
Healthy night.
John, that's not a liquid twerk, man.
For this guy,
this guy's full of holes.
Because a bunch of good dudes
ripped him in new assholes.
Right?
Okay, Clark gets to go first.
Leave him alone, John.
Please, John, don't hurt him.
What movie...
Clark had the tagline...
We bury our sins.
We wash them clean.
Whoa.
Do you have any idea?
I'm passing, it's okay.
Barbershop.
No, I don't want you to. Barbershop. Strainers. No, I don't want you to.
Barbershop 2.
Full title.
Eric.
I actually think I know it.
It's called Barbershop Aftermath.
What?
I think I know it. Okay, but hang on. Really? Yeah, but your turn isn't up yet. No, itbershop aftermath. What? I think I know it.
Okay, but hang on.
Really?
Yeah, but your turn isn't up yet.
No, it is your turn.
I thought it was.
It is his turn.
Angarano must have been in this movie.
Other way.
No, it is your turn.
Mystic River?
That's right.
Yeah.
Nice.
That sounds like Pet Sematary 2.
We bury the souls.
We wash them.
I was hoping that, you know,
Ari wouldn't recognize it
and then everybody laughs when they
don't recognize it.
I'm in a dipstick river.
The new Netflix Adam Sandler movie.
Okay, so that's one for
Michael there.
I got a pen around here somewhere.
I'm really going to run this thing.
I just watched the trailer for Mystic River
like three days ago. That's how I know it.
Why? Because I like this.
The score reminded me of something.
I heard something that reminded me of the score.
Oh, did you hear somebody dying?
In a flowing river.
Twin Peaks wasn't boring enough.
You wanted to up the ante a little.
Boring enough you want to up the ante a little.
All right, John, you get first crack at this one.
Okay.
Stop dreaming.
Start living.
That's it?
Yeah, stop dreaming. Stop dreaming.
Start living.
Holy shit. Just a period after each
It's not even like
It's not even like
Stop dreaming
Start living
It's more like
Just start living
Oh man
No hints huh
It's kind of like
Just do it
This is the Nike
Flatliners
No
Flatliners is your guess
No it's not my guess.
All right, I'll give you eight more guesses.
Okay.
How about Stop Dreaming, Start Living?
Yes, what is it?
Oh, man.
It's the Matrix, right?
Mannequin?
It could be anything.
It could, right?
All right.
Mannequin.
All right, mannequin's your guess.
Incorrect.
Clark?
Stop Dreaming.
Stop Dreaming.
Yeah, Stop Dreaming.
Is it like a Michelle Gondry movie?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Pass.
I don't know.
Oh, you think it might be Be Kind, Rewind?
Yeah, it's something.
Okay.
Yeah, I'll go with that.
Michael?
That's not right. I know what it is. Oh, it's too. Okay. Yeah, I'll go with that. Michael, that's not right.
I know what it is.
Oh, it's too late.
Michael.
Fuck.
Oh, wait, I think I know what it is, too.
Yeah, this is all on Michael.
He does not know.
I'm going to say here.
You know, they have their time.
Yeah, it's a tough one.
You know what it is? I'm going to have to guess. You don a tough one. You know what it is?
I'm going to have to guess.
You don't know.
All right, you give up?
No, I'm going to say, I'm just going to throw out a guess. Oh, okay, I like your spirit.
It's not it.
It's definitely not it.
Passengers.
Oh.
Stop dreaming, start living.
You know, they were in the ship.
Wake up out of your coma.
Let me ruin your life.
That's definitely not it.
No, that's wrong.
It's from a
motion picture featuring
the talents of Mr. John Daly
and it's called
The Secret
Life of Walter Mitty.
Oh, man.
Should have known.
Yes! Stop dreaming
Start living
Yeah that makes sense
That's what Walter Mitty does
Stop dreaming
Start living
Describes it perfectly
Doesn't it
I can see why that movie
Was such a huge hit
With that tagline
Trickster
Tricky
Tricky bitch
Yeah
How could you have known
That would be
When it lands on me
or you didn't know that?
No, it's part of the fun.
Lands on you.
Everyone had a shot at it.
It landed on all of us.
Yeah.
Just like Plymouth Rock.
I was going to say.
Okay.
So who gets to go first this time?
What happened?
Did we get...
John Daly.
John, it's me.
Thanks, Aaron.
Eric.
My guy, he's staying on top of it.
John.
All right.
I just went through puberty, y'all.
I'm 12.
Here you go, John.
This is the tagline
from a major motion picture.
Experience it.
Enjoy it.
Just don't fall for it.
Jesus!
This is an extremely difficult game.
Experience it.
Think of a movie where someone needed to game. Experience it. Enjoy it.
Think of a movie where someone needed to learn to experience it.
Experience it and enjoy it.
But not fall for it.
But don't fall for it.
Yeah, don't fall for it.
What happens is Vegas leaves in Vegas.
Oh, that's a good one.
Stays in Vegas.
Experience it.
That's a great guess.
I got a guess.
Okay, here we go. You can't guess yet. It's Clark's turn, isn't it?
Or is it your turn, Michael?
I think it's still John's turn.
No, he's done.
My guess is over.
It's the magic movie, Now You See Me.
The Jesse Eisenberg movie.
One or two.
I don't know.
The Jesse Eisenberg movie.
One or two.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I mean, I don't know.
That's true.
Of both of the Now You See Me movies,
that you should experience it and enjoy it,
do not fucking fall for it.
The magic's not real.
It's not even real.
No.
They don't even do magic that can really be done.
No.
They just wave their hands and CGI happens.
It's like, oh shit, money's shooting out of my dick.
Michael?
Oh, that wasn't it.
No.
It doesn't mean that's not it.
You just still have to guess.
No, I'd tell you if it was wrong.
Experience it, live it, don't fall for it.
Yeah.
Burt Wonderstone?
It's the, you know, the full title is The Incredible Burt Wonderstone,
but that's a technicality I'm not going to hold you to because that's not the right answer.
The correct answer is Almost Famous.
Oh, whoa.
That's a weird tagline
for that movie.
It's what his mother would say.
It's what your mother would say.
I'm calling him him.
You're the younger version of him
You're both him
If he'd have won an Oscar
Would you have been pissed like
I was little him
He was in like 99% of the movie
Yeah he did do a lot of it
But you were a treat at the beginning
You really set the foundation.
I'd like to think so.
You're the first one.
You get to see you the first time he sees a record album.
You're like, what the fuck is that?
Simon and Garfunkel.
I'm going to be really a cool person.
Because I know about Simon and Garfunkel.
All right.
This is fun.
I don't wanna play this all night.
We gotta wrap it up soon.
Who's going first again, John?
Yeah.
Okay.
You better get this one.
That's all I'm saying.
Lights, camera, abduction.
Whoa.
camera abduction.
Whoa.
Lights, camera, abduction.
So it has to do with movies and kidnapping.
So filming, 8mm?
Is it 8mm?
Oh no, I know what it is.
Wait. It's, oh fuck. Is it Lost millimeter? Oh no, I know what it is. Wait.
It's, oh fuck.
Is it Lost in Austin?
Is it Austin Found?
Austin Found?
No.
That's the name of a thing?
That's a great title.
Wait.
Lights, camera.
Lights, camera.
Abduction. Oh, here. Is it Masterminds? lights camera abduction oh here it's uh
is it masterminds
alright your turn is done
you've guessed
you've guessed plenty
it's definitely a Clark Duke film
what do you think it is Clark
lights camera abduction It's definitely a Clark Duke film. What do you think it is, Clark?
Lights, camera, abeduckachoo.
You think it's a movie about bananas?
I would say if it's on theme, it's a movie you've been in.
Mystic River? Lights, camera, abduction
Oh yeah, that's true
That could be it
Could be Ferrari
But there was already one Ferrari
He wouldn't double up
Lights, camera, abduction
Oh my god, I
Wait
I don't know
Oh my god
You think you know it now?
I have no idea, I pass I don't know Alright, god You think you know it now I have no idea
I pass
I don't know
Alright
So what do you think it is John
It's my
What
No
It's the movie
Where you played
Me
Yeah
Oh
No
I was gonna say
Bowfinger
John how many movies Have you been in man A couple Oh, no. I was going to say Bowfinger, but I don't think that's it.
John, how many movies have you been in, man?
A couple.
Some of them I don't want to remember.
I think that's going to be one of these.
Oh, I see what it is.
You're credited in this movie as cop at French postcard house.
Oh, right.
Oh, yeah.
Hail Caesar.
Hail Caesar.
Okay, okay.
Yes.
The Coen brothers, right. Oh, yeah. Hail Caesar. Hail Caesar. Okay, okay. Yes. The Coen brothers, yeah.
But I love your credit in that movie,
cop at French postcard house.
It's like the most words to describe a character.
Yeah, yeah.
Normally you just say cop or cop at house.
Policeman one.
Yeah, but cop at French postcard house.
Yeah.
It's so specific.
I should change that.
How fast is your-
Officer Johnny.
How big is your part in that? How long does the cop hang out at the French- Oh, I bust change that. How fast is your... Officer Johnny. How big is your part in that?
How long does the cop hang out at the French postcard house?
We come in and bust the French postcard shoot,
and then pretty immediately,
Josh Brolin comes in and is like,
bribes us, gives us 20s.
He's like, keep it quiet, boys.
And we're like, oh, sure, pal.
We keep it quiet. And. And we're like, oh, sure, pal. We keep it quiet.
And that is how I sound.
I like it. They like,
those Coen brothers like to get the old-timey
accents in there. They do.
Yeah.
Depending on the project.
Yeah, they don't go old-timey and
burn after reading.
Yeah.
All right.
Here's another one.
I'm just going to let you all jump in when you think you know it,
now that everybody's on to me.
I'm surprised he doubled up.
Now just start naming your own films.
He's Leaving virgin territory.
Sex drive.
Boom.
Wait, what?
Sex?
He has that poster in his office.
Sex what?
Sex drive.
Okay, sex drive.
No pain, no gain.
No pain, no gain.
Would have been a great catchphrase
for the movie Pain and Gain
to say no pain, no gain,
but that's not what they did, I don't think. I'm not, no. I don't think theyain to say no pain, no gain, but that's not
what they did, I don't think. I'm not.
I don't think they did that. No pain, no gain?
This is just called, this is just
no pain period, no gain period.
Anyone? Is this a movie one of us is in?
Yes.
No pain, no gain.
This is in a movie I enjoyed a great deal on Netflix Is it The Brass Teapot?
Is it The Magic Teapot?
The Brass Teapot
Oh shit, you're right
It was magic
There's another movie with a brass one
It just sits there
But yours is magic
Magic teapot, that's correct
Whoa, what's that? You were in that?
Magic teapot
Welcome to my magic teapot
It's awesome, this couple finds a teapot
Where if they
Intentionally hurt themselves in some way
Money appears in the teapot
So the harder they hit themselves at each other,
the more money appears in their magic teapot.
Shit.
Lights, camera, abduction.
It's heavy.
Yes, that was the alternate tagline.
All of these are pretty exchangeable.
The magic teapot, brass teapot,
could have had the tagline
He's leaving virgin territory
Experience it
Enjoy it
Just don't fall for it
The magic teapot
We all work for the magic
Brass teapot
Dude now you're fucking it up
No pain no gain
The brass teapot
That's crazy
Okay one more
The journey begins Which one of you Was in a movie With a journey in it The journey That's crazy. Okay, one more. The Journey Begins.
Which one of you was in a movie with a journey in it?
The Journey Begins.
Oh, fuck.
And that Chinese movie you did.
Is it me?
No, it's him.
Forbidden Kingdom?
No.
It's The Journey Begins.
Was it me?
It was...
No?
Okay.
The Journey Begins. It's me? No. No? Okay. The Journey Begins.
It's me.
Amistad.
The Office Season 5?
I don't know.
Clark, what movie you're in do you think they came up with the tagline?
People sat around and decided to say The Journey Begins.
What movie went that
simple?
Is it The Croods? The Crood is the
correct answer. The Croods.
Whoa, that could
be anything. The journey begins.
Were the Croods on a journey?
Or they just sort of came from it?
Journey to pay me.
Alright, you guys.
Well, so far I wouldn't say we have
a winner particularly.
But I think
Michael got the most right of that.
So we'll start with Michael
for the next game.
Nerd.
Eric.
We'll start with Michael for this final game and then it'll go to
John and to Clark
and the game
is called
Last Man Stanton
yes
and this is a game where
on occasion I changed it to Last Mash Stanton.
And this is where I'm going to mash up two names of actors or actresses.
And then you three guys have to take turns naming movies that those two people were in.
They don't have to be in it together.
They just have movies that one or the other people were in. They don't have to be in it together. They just have movies that
one or the other has been in.
If you can't think of one, you're out.
But you do have one lifeline.
Clark can go to Julie once.
John can go to
Matt once. Oh, no.
And
Michael has the option to get some Aaron Head.
Pretty sure he left.
So it's not a movie that both people you named were in?
No, no.
I don't know if they've been in any movies together,
but these are just the movies they've been in separately.
It's going to be tough because we're running out of time.
We've got to decide who the winner is tonight.
And so the name is...
Alison Brie Larson.
Kong Skull Island.
Wait, hang on a second.
Do we just name movies they're in?
Yeah, yeah, but don't go fast.
It's not a speed thing.
I mean, I do want you to do it quickly.
So we're naming movies that they're both in.
Let me call your name first.
So I did say Michael was going to go first.
And then who did I say was next?
John?
Okay.
Name a movie that either of those actresses was in.
Yeah, you said it already.
You got Kong Skull Island.
Fucking.
That fucking alien movie.
No, wait, wait, wait.
You can go to your lifeline if you want.
Wait, is it Alison Brie and who else?
Brie Larson.
Brie Larson.
Oh, Brie Larson.
Room.
Yes.
Yes, you had to win an Oscar to get your attention.
Most women do.
Wait, what does that mean?
Clark?
Alison Brie or Brie Larson,
name any of their movies.
Train Wreck.
Right, Brie Larson, good.
How to Be Single.
That's right, Alison Brie.
Can you name a second Alison Brie movie?
Well, you might have to.
I got a second.
A second Alison Brie movie.
Or Brie Larson.
The Jason Sudeikis movie.
Oh, okay.
What's that called?
The Jason Sudeikis Alison Brie movie.
Right.
Which is called...
Were you in that?
Let's Dance.
It's called Cool Profile.
Do you want your lifeline to help you?
Lifeline, Matt, you dumb, dumb.
Scream it.
Five-year engagement?
Five-year engaged, bro.
Matt, you are my
shoulder to cry on.
Clark.
Julia, I need help.
Rough Night.
Is that an upcoming film?
We can use upcoming films?
I generally don't like the use of upcoming films.
That is an upcoming film.
We'll allow it.
But I just saw the trailer for it,
and it looks pretty funny,
so I'm going to accept it.
All right.
Which one of them is in it?
Brie.
No, that's Alison Brie.
Alison Brie is in it.
Yeah.
All right, we're back to Michael.
Short Term 12.
Yes.
Damn it.
Yeah, Brie Larson was excellent
in that one.
I knew this would end pretty quickly.
French. They're both
in French cheese, right?
Oh, boy.
French cheese.
Whoa.
The movie.
Fuck you, bro.
Brie Larson.
Brie Larson. Oh Larson oh she's in
fucking oh
she's in
oh man
god damn it
remember that movie
where she's running around
like what
I know
there's a movie
where she's like
what
and then
Alison Brie
is like hey
she's like hey
what's up I'm single let's party and then Brie is like, hey. She's like, hey, what's up?
I'm single.
Let's party.
And then Brie Larson's like, I don't know.
We should be responsible and play Scrabble.
Guys, I fucking don't know.
How about Serpent in the Rainbow?
I think Brie Larson's in that. You know I have no way of researching that. I use Matt? The Serpent and the Rainbow. I think Brie Larson's in there.
You know I have no way of researching that.
I used Matt.
Can I use Matt again?
No.
No, you already used Matt, so I think you're done.
I think you had a great run, though.
Clark?
Does Captain Marvel count?
That was announced, right?
Brie's going to play Captain Marvel?
Announced.
Announced.
right? Bree's going to play Captain Marvel.
Announced.
That's fair.
Do you have anything else?
No, sir.
You got more, Michael?
Can you put a cherry on top of this?
Finish it off?
I'm going to go to my lifeline.
Oh, smart.
The Gambler.
The Gambler.
The Gambler.
Boom.
What is that?
Brie Larson.
Mark Wahlberg.
She's in it with Wahlberg?
Yep.
I told her not to do that.
She wanted to work with Mark, dude.
You know, some people like to look good, feel good.
So that means that Michael is the winner tonight of our game.
Yeah.
Come on up here, Aaron Head. What a lucky guy.
Get this.
What a lucky guy you are tonight.
Get this bag of stuff yeah please
don't just don't throw in a garbage can closed here that we might see as we walk
home hurts our feelings he's gonna treasure it I love it spread it all out
in your bed take a picture of it and send that to local law enforcement guys it's so great to have all three of you
because you're on this new show that I love.
It's I'm Dying Up Here.
Sunday night, this Sunday night,
it premieres June 4th at 10 p.m.
after you take an hour-long nap.
Is there anything else you guys
would like to promote? Anything coming up?
What do you got going on, Clark Duke?
Just this TV show.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
I'm not forcing you to say anything else, but
John Daly, you got something else you want to talk about?
Huh. Well, Doug,
yeah. I
have something to say about the state
of our country.
Oh, no.
We are divided.
This is just plugs.
This is the plugs part.
I'm plugging my opinion.
We want to know where we could go to see your opinions.
We don't need them here.
Shit, no.
But where are your opinions going to be presented? I'm dying opinions I'm dying I'm dying up here just I'm dying up here oh okay same
thing I'm doing yeah you know and uh you know check me out around town hey Aaron
do you want your name tag sans butter butterfinger back he's coming back I'm
enjoying your streets yeah we're in the street.
All right.
Michael, do you have anything else going on?
Not too much.
I directed a movie that's coming out
that's going to a film festival this month.
Look how organized this asshole is.
Which film festival is it?
It's called the Lower East Side Film Festival.
Oh, the old LES.
Yep.
That's what it is.
That's what it is.
He's aware.
John Leguizamo
founded that, right?
He might have.
Joey Legs.
Joey Legs.
Johnny Pants.
On the set of
Super Mario Brothers,
the movie.
That's when it all started.
What's the name
of your movie?
Avenues.
Okay.
And is there anything else
you want to tell us about it?
Ari Greiner's in it
yeah?
Ari came out
that's cool
we're gonna try
Ari
I saw it
I liked it
oh great
I haven't seen it
I'm excited
we got
see we got all the
all the different opinions
that are out there
people either love it
or they're excited about it.
That's all we need to say.
And Ari, we hope she gets better.
She's not going to hear this.
Shout out.
She's not going to hear it,
but we'll hopefully have her on a future episode.
But you guys were fantastic.
Thank you very much.
Yeah, once again, for Michael Angarano,
John Daly, and Clark Duke.
Doug Lowe's movie's coming to Tempe, Arizona.
The improv there on July 15th at 420.
And as always, here's the part where I say the consolation prize, you guys.
As always, mayonnaise is a shithead.
She wanted to say
that. She drew that
beautiful poster just for
that to happen. Or to win
the prize bag.
Yeah, Julie.
We're not supposed to
say specifically
whose is whose. I'm not going to say that
Matt came up with this one.
But Matt's got
some, he's got a four point answer.
Just doesn't
say one shithead. So I'll just
go through these. The man
is a shithead.
The establishment,
of course, is a shithead.
The system
is a shithead. And the Dave Matthews band is a shithead. The system is a shithead.
And the Dave Matthews band
is a shithead.
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Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.
Eyes of gold is viewing prowess makes him cocky
There's no room in his heart for you
Cause Doug loves movies