Doug Loves Movies - Colt Cabana, Reena Calm and Carina Magyar guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers screening baby sticky
seeds with 50 as it pop or kernels in his teeth. They're still not worn That he won't see Cause Doug loves movies
Hey, hey, hey everybody
Mi nombre es Doug
Y me encanta el cine.
Also, my name is dog and I love movies.
This is Bob Ross Movies.
I still have to do that part.
Oh, it would be so funny if everybody just shouted back.
Mi nombre es dog.
Coming to you once again on Cinco de HÃo
from Zadies in Rosemont, Illinois!
Who's the new Broadway musical called Illinois.
And you know, what a clever turn of phrase,
but just fucking, why reinforce stupid people's
pronunciation anyway. I don't know how clever to turn a phrase, but just fucking, why reinforce stupid people's? pronunciation. Anyway, it's Sunday, May 5th, 2024,
and it's time for Doug Plugs.
Doug Plugs, Doug Plugs, Doug Plugs.
I don't know why you're so into it, but okay.
It's just places I'm gonna go that aren't here,
but I'll tell you.
Cincinnati, good old Cincy, Saturday, May 11th, that's next Saturday, I'm doing stand-up
and Douglas movies at Commonwealth Comedy Sanctuary,
the podcast at 420, and stand-up at night.
Separate admish required,
but come on out for one or both.
On May 12th, I'm back at Comedy Works in Denver
for another Mother's Day stand-up show.
And Douglas Movies is back at the Improv Lab in LA
on Tuesday night, May 21st.
For all my dates and deets and links,
go to douglasmovies.com.
That's douglasmovies.com.
Yeah!
Ka-ka-da!
Walled!
Shh!
Can I dance in?
Amazing.
Thank you so much.
Give yourselves a round of applause.
As hacky comics like to say.
Don't know why I looked over at the other guests
when I said that.
That is, they are not what I was describing
We did a show together yesterday some of us and nobody said give yourselves a round of applause
at any point
Let's look in the prize bag. It's a fun little
Semi reusable paper bag
From a program that I did.
I've been on it twice since it's come on television this year.
It's called After Midnight, and it's on late at night on CBS.
And since I've done it twice, I got some of the same gifts
that they give you twice, so I don't need two of these things.
So I'm giving you a ring light that says, after midnight on it.
Any influencers here today?
And then a, this is, I gotta figure this out
if I'm gonna use it or not,
because I don't really have a car,
but this is one of those, you know, tag things
where you can put it on something
and then find it later, like your child.
Or a pet.
Yeah, and then from our friends at Peacemaker,
I brought a rubber pipe.
It's got a carabiner if you want to really weird out
and have your pipe hanging off your,
it's legal here now, I guess,
so you could be more blatant about it.
But then it's got, I like the top, because the top,
you take it off and it stays right there.
And you just flip it back on there,
you know, if you see cops.
It may be legal, but they can still be dicks to you
if they want to.
Ooh, they have some Hershey's Kisses backstage,
so I put one of those in there.
Know they're like little kids.
And then finally, a really cool,
very limited edition hat.
This was a hat that was given out to each person
who attended the premiere of the new Chris Pine
starring and directed joint called The Pool Man.
Yeah, it's coming out on Friday.
This is a Pool Man hat. You wouldn't even, it doesn't say the name of coming out on Friday. This is a pool man hat.
You wouldn't even...
It doesn't say the name of the movie on it.
You know, so if you don't like the movie,
it's no big deal.
You can still wear it.
It just looks like you like pool men in general,
because it's just got...
It's just got the silhouette of a pool man
with his pool net.
And, uh, yeah.
So all of that is gonna be taken home
by somebody here.
Can you believe it?
That's insane.
That's why people keep coming back.
Is there anybody here tonight who won the prize bag
at one point or another?
Has that happened to anybody here?
Ooh, exciting.
It's gonna be a first time experience for somebody.
Because sometimes those people that win,
they win more than once,
because I can't remember.
And they come up with really, really cool name tags.
All right, let's get my guests out here.
Are you ready?
All right, let's do it.
These are two of my three favorite Chicagoland peeps.
Give it up, everybody, for Colt Cabana,
Rina Cobb, and Karina Magyar!
Whoo!
applause
Hey, gang. Let's meet all of you. You're all so nice and polite.
Let's meet all of you individually and alphabetically by first name.
So yeah, figure that out.
I win.
I thought it was me. Let's go with formerly an Austin comedy phenom,
now a Chicago comedy phenom is Karina Magyar.
Hi.
Hey, how's it going?
Well.
Scooch out a little bit.
Okay.
No, Scott, so I can.
We do this every time.
We get everybody. My fake name is Colt, thank you very much. Scooch out a little bit. No, Scott, so I can. We do this every time.
My fake name is Colt, thank you very much.
Wait, you always tell me I can call you whatever I want.
All right, it's not my time, I'm so sorry.
Also, that was an aside to the guy playing,
you know what I mean?
We'll get this right eventually.
When I introduce you, I'll say it right.
But,
Karina, I have a question for you. Yeah.
I wrote it down and everything.
OK.
Thanks for making the trip to Rosemont.
You're welcome.
That's not really a question, is it?
I really thought that would strike up a conversation.
I thought maybe.
And it turns out I'm right.
Yeah. Because you had a bit of an accident on your way here. a conversation. I thought maybe- And it turns out I'm right. Yeah.
Because you had a bit of an accident on your way here.
I did, I was driving and if you,
these are lovely glasses, but if you notice my finger.
Oh.
Oh.
The lens popped right out into the french fry graveyard.
And I couldn't get, so I could just do this
and it's gonna hurt and I won't like this side of the crowd as much.
So to make it even, I'm going to go blind.
And to tell you how blind I am, this is.
How blind are you?
Stop it, Doug.
No, seriously, like I'm on stage with Doug?
Yeah.
Paula Poundstone.
That's how, yeah.
It's pretty bad. It's pretty bad
But I I feel like I slipped into a colorful suit
As Paula would do I'm just glad I actually am in Rosemont because I have no way of knowing
All right. Well, yeah, you made it and I don't think for you know movie trivia and audio audio podcast
I don't think you need to see anything
Okay, yeah, we'll have to we'll have to describe the name tags to you so you can choose who I do have a lens
I got it. I'm going to monocle it. Oh, yeah, and I need to pick a name. Oh, I love it. Yeah
All right, it's good to see a monocle in comedy again. Rest in peace, Bud Friedman.
All right, ready to take ass and kick names.
I didn't get that right either.
It's Colt Cabana!
Hello!
I'm here.
What's going on, dude?
So much, thank you.
Should I? Cinco de Mayo,
how do you feel about Colt Cabana?
You know, put a little, you know, spin into it.
When I wrestle, I used to wrestle in Puerto Rico,
and they would call me Colt Cabana.
I love it.
And I'd be like, I'm just a Jewish kid
from the suburbs of Deerfield.
That does not mean... Yeah, I'm just Colt Cab from the suburbs of Deerfield. That is not me.
Yeah, I'm just Colt Cabana-Schwartz.
Well, thank you for being here.
And what's going on?
I mean, I'm wrestling full-time.
For those who don't know, I'm a professional wrestler.
I wrestle with a company called All Elite Wrestling.
We are Warner Media Discovery outfit.
We're on TNT and TBS.
So it's so cool that I get to wrestle and work
for the company that I watched so many movies as a child.
The same television program.
So that's very exciting.
Although I don't, you know, I wish at the same time,
like, you know, like, I don't know,
Schwarzenegger and they would all be backstage
with us hanging out, but they're not.
Like, I thought they were like,
they were as much TNT as TBS as I would be,
but they just follow the money.
They don't care.
So.
Yeah.
Oh.
Well, I didn't, I wasn't looking for a sad story, but.
Oh.
I did reach out.
Who is the comedian who would do dinner and a movie?
Paul Gilmartin.
Paul Gilmartin.
And I was like, let's reboot this.
And he was like, yeah.
And then they found out how little of a player I am
in my company and not important.
And then they were like, ah, we'll pass.
Oh, that was another sad one.
Okay, hold on.
I get paid a good amount of money.
Yay!
There you go. So I can watch movies.
Yeah, that's what you need to be doing
instead of wrestling is studying for this game show.
And good luck today.
She has perfected, no, performed
stand-up comedy, and I think. Stand-up comedy.
And I think perfected it as well.
In all 50 states, it's Rita Calm, everybody.
Hi.
I think you're perfecting intros right now
is what it really is.
You know, I can't read my own writing,
but sometimes it improves on an intro, because I like that better.
She's perfected.
Thank you.
I brought my readers.
She's a perfected comedy in 50 states.
Because I would think it would take 50 states to perfect it.
Because they all react kind of differently,
and you've experienced it all.
So now you can do
Shows that no matter where you are they love it absolutely perfect
pitch perfect And in that regard my apologies to Delaware cuz first is the worst and I wasn't ready
You know what I mean? I wasn't ready when I got to Delaware like we're what city in Delaware
Wilmington it was also a particularly bad show for other reasons.
I didn't really get to learn much about Delaware,
just this one guy who called himself a,
can I say pussy terrorist?
I mean, you just did.
I understood all of it.
And part of his act included playing the chimes.
So maybe it's not Delaware's fault, but he was there.
It was a weird one.
This sounds like a terrible Sex and the City character,
like a guy that gets lots of puss
because he plays the chimes.
I don't know if it works for him, but he definitely...
He hypnotizes.
He plays chimes about it.
I don't know if he gets it.
You know what I mean?
We were saying that you've performed in all 50 states.
It reminded me of in the early days of my comedy,
I had a joke when I hadn't done too many states yet.
And I would say I've performed in six states.
Drunk, sober, elated, depressed, California, and Texas.
Because that had been the only two states I'd ever performed
in when my comedy career started. It's like Texas was the only two states I'd ever performed in, like when my comedy career
started, like Texas was the first road gigs I did.
And so for a while it was California and Texas were my only stand up states.
But now there's this movie Civil War where Texas and California team up.
So yeah, and fight the rest of the country.
So I'm happy I have the connections in both of those states.
That's also a feeling.
Connections, I mean people I can get weed from.
California and Texas, that's like completely opposite states
too.
So I feel like that's valid, because it's kind of like,
California represents a lot of stuff,
and Texas is a different mentality.
So it's like, it's an emotion.
Yeah, and they're both huge, and they both
have a lot of coastline.
They're both bord with Mexico. There's a whole bunch of reasons they should get together.
All right.
So thank you to all of my guests for being here.
And before we play our games today,
I'm going to put you all on the spot.
Because every episode of the show,
I like to ask my guests to recommend a movie
Let's start with Karina
I'm gonna please recommend a film. I'm gonna cheat and recommend two but one of them you can't see so it's still okay So let's talk about the one you can't see but then you'll recommend the one people will have access to I hope you were
All at the music box in downtown Chicago to see the People's Joker
If you get a chance to see the People's Joker when it comes out on anything, go, it's amazing.
But I'll recommend, because it's out on streaming,
hundreds of beavers.
Let me just, my ears are kinda, one of my ears
fell out on the drive over.
Yeah.
You know who made that?
Was that made by the Pussy Terrorist?
No, no, no.
There is a little bit of.
There's a lot of Beavers versus the Pussy Terrorists.
There's a little bit of terrorism
and a little bit of pussy, but mostly hundreds
and hundreds of Beavers.
It is an animated live action black and white
slapstick movie that feels like a Wile E. Coyote cartoon
and it stars hundreds of beavers.
Have you recommended this movie before?
I just saw it last night and I'm still thinking
about every single one of those hundreds of beavers.
All right, that sounds, I got to write that down.
It's just called hundreds of beavers.
It's called hundreds of beavers.
And if you're looking for it online,
I think you can rent it on Amazon and other places.
There's pictures on the cover, helpfully,
of hundreds of beavers. Do you think, like, is there potential for a sequel
without spoiling anything?
And would they take it up a notch?
Would the next one be thousands of beavers?
It's unclear the future for the beavers
at the end of this movie,
whether or not they will continue as a species.
And that's, oh, that's a, hey that's a intrigue yeah it's a drama sounds very suspenseful also I
feel like looking at this crowd you'd be like this is a hundreds of beavers
because you can't see anything exactly I might be right now surrounded by
hundreds of beavers don't tell don't tell don't don't admit your beavers. Don't tell, don't tell, don't, don't,
don't admit you're beavers.
So many beavers, it'll have you going, damn.
Yeah.
Uh.
Play possum, you beavers.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to chew on that one.
You clap for that.
You get pelted with beavers.
Yeah, exactly.
They're not clapping, they're slapping their tails
against the, against logs.
Would you stop?
Okay.
This thing's lumbering on.
Move on to the next person.
Then I saw her face, now I'm a beaver.
That's a great monkey song.
Okay.
But that is also a great recommendation.
But let's back up a second.
Tell us about the People's Joker.
People's Joker, also animation live action blend
made by a trans standup comic
who decided to take the Batman universe
and tell the story of her life using all the characters.
Without the authorization of Warner Brothers whatsoever, they tried to sue her into oblivion and ladies and gentlemen she won
She won she won unfair use so it's honestly the best Batman movie
I've ever seen it makes the use most the best use of the most of the IP like you see all the characters in it
And they're all doing exactly what they're supposed to do and it's, it's excellent. And you said we
can't see it, will we ever? It is working on distribution rights because it's just
been legally cleared to not be nuked into oblivion. So she's trotting it
around to little repertory theaters right now and festivals but I'm pretty
sure what the buzz it's getting that as soon as hundreds of beavers clears the way,
there'll be room for the people's joker
on some streaming service or another.
All right, well we'll keep an eye out for it.
Thanks for the heads up.
Colts, what have you got for us?
Mine's also an animation called Hundreds of Dalmatians.
No, okay.
I mean, there may be more, I'm not sure. Oh my god that would be cute
101 beavers. That's what the sequel can be called but oh it's already hundreds
said never mind. It's already a higher number than 101. What's your recommendation?
I guess I should recommend a wrestling movie.
And-
If you want.
For once, us as a wrestling genre and culture
are able to be proud of a movie.
Well, I guess not that proud.
Everyone almost dies at the end of it,
but The Iron Claw was such a good movie.
Yes, I was supposed to be in it
and then got kicked out of it, but it...
I know how to bring it.
Well, the guy playing one of...
What happened, were you too handsome?
I was just too...
They said, sir, you look too much like a wrestler.
This is the 80s in Texas.
You have not done enough cocaine.
I thought it was great. I don't know if you saw it or not.
I did. I loved it.
Yeah, I did, too.
Real fun, real happy movie.
Real laugh riot.
It's always cool when these movies come out,
and not only do I know the participants
that are being portrayed as a wrestler
who's been doing it for so long,
but also they used a lot of wrestlers
in the movie itself, so it's nice to see
our people get some work, you know?
Yeah, it was real wrestling heavy,
but also a real heavy story,
because there's a lot of tragedy around that family.
And even more tragic in reality,
they cut one dying brother.
Isn't that wild?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like you had enough dying brothers
that they could just cut one and it's still
terribly depressing. We don't need this part.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's wild.
It's wild that the one brother survived so many.
And it's so, because it's just like, there's so many,
like wrestling really is like a niche thing
and there's so many stories from our world.
And I actually, I would recommend a TV show
called Dark Side of the Ring, it's on Vice.
And it just like, it goes, and The Von Erich Family
was one of the episodes on there,
but there's just so many crazy stories
that I've heard about in the locker rooms
or even participated in that I'm just like,
this is wild, but no one knows about it.
So it's always nice when it comes to the big screen
and the whole world is able to see it.
And then you're looking on social media
and you just see like someone who knows nothing
about wrestling is just like,
have you seen the iron clock?
This is crazy.
And I'm like, yeah.
I've lived it.
And I was almost in it.
That's what you gotta say.
And then the guy got COVID,
the guy, false positive on COVID, I was ready to wrestle. Yeah, yeah. That's what you gotta say. And then the guy got COVID, the guy, false positive on COVID.
I was ready to wrestle.
They called me up, they said, he's got COVID.
Can you be there in one day?
I was like, yes, I can.
I'm a wrestler.
I'll do anything.
And then they're like, false positive, sit home.
Oh my God.
I can't believe some guy not having COVID was a bad news for you.
I've never wanted someone to have COVID more in my life.
On a positive note, you really redefined my concept
of locker room talk after the last few years.
I'm like, oh, you guys just get each other sad in there?
Uh...
It's all sad stories in the locker room.
Save the fun.
Grab them by the emotions, we say.
Save the fun for out in the ring.
Can I ask you, since you're here, if you, do you see a movie every once in a while that
has wrestling in it and get mad
at how it's portrayed incorrectly?
Because when we see movies with standup in it,
they rarely get that right.
Oh.
Have you seen the new Rocket Money commercials on Instagram?
It's like a standup comedian.
Oh no.
Are they a sponsor?
Okay, well, it's like, they're just pretending to do comedy.
Like, you heard about this Rocket Money?
And like, I don't know if that's a commercial.
Everybody sees it.
What is the deal with this rocket money?
It's money with a rocket in it?
There's even like a heckler that's scripted
and is like, oh, it sounds like they're ripping you off, man.
Everybody laughs and it's like,
I don't know if everybody sees that
or if they're trolling me on Instagram.
Oh yeah, Instagram ads, I swear they make something
that are just for me, you know, nobody else sees them.
This will make you feel bad.
Do you like weed?
Do you like movies?
Let me give you an example of a movie.
I think the wrestling aspect of it is really fun
and adds to the story, but isn't necessarily absolutely real.
The Peanut Butter Falcon.
Where are you on that movie?
I did not see it in its entirety.
Because you turned it off in anger?
Correct.
Oh!
What didn't you like about it?
No, I didn't see, I think I like half saw it on a plane
or half something.
Oh, but you weren't mad at it?
No, I didn't watch the whole thing.
I think I saw some clips, that's it.
Oh, okay, because most of the wrestling
occurs probably later in the film, so.
I think Jake the Snake Roberts is in it, and Mick Foley.
And Peanut Butter Man.
Sure.
Nope.
No, that's a made up guy, like a fictional character
in the movie wants to be called Peanut Butter Falcon
as a wrestler.
Yeah, I love it, I absolutely love it. So give it another try if you get a chance.
I will. I will. And then let me know how much they got the wrestling wrong.
Sure. They got a one clap endorsement from the crowd.
Yeah. So I think that's. That's all you gotta look for these days because,
you know, the one person here represents probably a hundred people.
Hell yeah. That are listening.
All 100 people that are listening. All 100 people that are listening. Hundreds of people.
And they're beavers.
Okay, so did I ask you yet, Rena?
No.
No, okay, go ahead.
I've been really into this film I just saw.
It's a documentary and it is kind of a bummer,
but it's about the sweatshop industry.
It's called Hundreds of Weavers.
Um...
Laughter
Laughter
Laughter
There's also...
Wow, I can't believe you did a mic drop on that.
Laughter
Laughter Laughter Laughter You should get a mic drop on that. You know, you have a lot of great puns in your act.
You really should incorporate a mic drop.
I know, right?
Really tell people, hey, that was a fucking solid pun.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Otherwise they'll think you butchered it, which leads me to my real recommendation,
hundreds of cleavers.
Um.
I just.
And then I just hit my leg like.
Wait, we all laugh like you got it right.
And you.
I thought it was funny.
I'm just sitting here in the corner.
It was weavers to cleavers.
That's you in the spotlight.
Thinking of things that rhyme with beavers.
Oh, OK.
No, this weekend I wanted to watch the new Jordan
Beale, Dev Patel, Monkey Paw.
Yeah.
And then I.
Are you going to tell us about movies you haven't seen?
Yeah, that's what I want to watch.
But would you possibly recommend some day?
Well, I was going to say I think I watched Nope instead,
because I hadn't seen that one yet.
I just wanted to like it's current for me.
And I really enjoyed it.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah, I was like yep to Nope.
That's your recommendation?
Yeah, I thought it was really cool.
That big hit movie everybody loves?
Yeah.
The movie everybody's seen already?
I haven't watched it a lot.
Applaud if you've seen Dope.
Hey, that's like only half of you.
Now applaud if I just sank a putt.
Same sound.
Golf clap.
Golf clap.
Yeah, very golf clappy.
But yeah, but a great recommendation nonetheless.
And then it made me want to watch Westerns,
so I've been kind of watching,
I watched 310 to Yuma, the new one,
and that was really good.
I don't care what time you watched it.
I...
I watched 420 to Yuma.
I only care about, oh, I should make that.
That would be a really shitty sequel though.
Just like a van driving to Yuma.
Trying to get there by 420.
Or it's like the actual sequel from the movie
and it's just him sitting in the train car
just waiting to get there because they left at 310
and it's 420 and they're just still on the way.
What's up there?
He gets motion sickness.
It's the only movie you can watch on Amtrak.
I like that one.
You know what I say to that pitch?
Nope.
Nope.
I only want to hear about beavers from now on.
I like Westerns because I'm a pun slinger.
Bye.
I don't mic drop, I just leave.
All right, we're going to take a break and when we come back we're going to play some
games but during the break we're going to pick out some name tags so yeah, we'll be
right back. We're back!
Oh, the fun we had during the break while you listeners
had to hear those annoying ads.
We had a ball.
We were doing so many puns.
Oh, that was wild.
So many good ones.
Reed is dead.
And we selected name tags.
So Karina is playing for Nicole Tergeist, made a really good Oh, that was wild. So many good ones. Rina's dead. And we selected name tags.
So Karina is playing for Nick Coltergeist,
made a real nice TV.
And Colt is playing for Groundhog Dan,
pretty self-explanatory.
And there once was a motion picture called Dave,
so Rina's playing for a gentleman named Dave, who...
Do you like that movie, Dave?
I do.
Yeah, it's not bad.
All right, so...
That's why you won't catch me with any crowd work clips.
crowd work clips. All right so for our first game today is one of the sillier games we play and I hope we have fun with it and it's called Live Die Repeat. All right in this game, I'm going to say the title of a real movie that actually exists.
I'm going to say it slowly.
And you all can guess, everybody on stage can guess as often as they like, but the idea
is to be the first person to say the entire title completely incorrectly that will be the
winner of this game. Yeah it's silly and yeah but this is a real title and
also every time somebody guesses I'll go I'll go back to the beginning of the title and
that means your guess was incorrect.
Because why do I keep talking?
All right, is everybody ready?
Yeah.
All right, here we go. that the time for... this is an interesting approach you all have.
The feeling that a time for an answer has arrived. See that's an attempt at a guess.
The feeling that the time for doing... The feeling that the time for doing what's right the feeling you didn't get the first part, right?
This grip on that one the feeling that the time for doing something
Has the feeling for the time that doing something has begun
the feeling The feeling that the time for doing something has begun. The feeling that the time for doing something has begun.
The feeling that the time for doing something has begun.
Wow, you didn't see his answer?
The feeling that the time for doing something has arrived.
The feeling that the time for doing something has passed.
That is the answer!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
That motion picture is in theaters now.
Where?
It's the first time a lot of you are hearing of it, I'm sure.
On what marquee?
Like.
It's my favorite terrible title currently.
I feel like the time for that movie has passed.
There's so many titles now that I can't keep track of anymore
because they're just sentence it.
It's just a sentence.
Like, I think I'm going to be going.
And you know, it's like, what?
It's so hard to remember, especially
if you're totally into trivia. There was a Melissa McCarthy movie, I can never remember.
It's something like, I'm sorry I did that to you.
It's just ridiculous.
I mean, what did I know what you did that summer start?
Yeah, so the feeling that the time for doing something has passed.
I got to see a screening of it recently.
It's a very interesting movie, that's all I'll say. It's different.
Does it hold up to the title? Does it invoke that feeling?
It's better than the title.
Okay.
Is it longer than the title?
And it is. But it's a tight 82 minutes, which I, you know, I love that.
I just like when you know what you're going to get, like more than at least 100 beavers, you know like more
That's what I'm saying. Yeah more movies should just have a number in the title
Yeah, you know like I was so relaxed during two guns cuz it's like, okay, at least there's only two
It's the Cosmo theory of naming your movie put a number on the cover and women will come
Is that how you make women come Cut a number on the cover and women will come. All right.
Is that how you make women come?
Oh!
Mic drop, mic drop.
I don't know, I'm gonna have to think back
on my experience with hundreds of beaters.
Okay, so Karina gets to go first in our next game.
Honestly, you just go until that time, the feeling you should have done something has
passed.
And then you've done it.
Write it down.
The feeling that the time for doing something has passed.
Yeah, I like that.
That's not what the movie's about, but it should be.
It's like the old's about, but it should be.
It's like the old head tap, move on.
Okay, so...
So our next game, uh, that I've created especially for this situation,
this game is called Rosemont, O'Hara Jason.
Might be the only time it gets played,
but I know how to suck up to a crowd.
And I want everybody here to feel special
because the audiences are always so good.
And this is a game that,
I meant to say this in the green room before the show,
like one thing I wanted to say to you
is that the second game is nearly impossible,
but it's multiple choice.
Yeah, so just, you know, just, you know,
go for the, try to have good luck.
Because in Rosemont O'Hare Adjacent,
I'll name a movie and you tell me if it features Rose Marie, Montgomery Clift,
or Jim O'Hare.
Jim O'Hare from Chicago, known for Parks and Rec,
and a two-time guest on this show.
So shout out to Jim.
Okay, so we'll, as I said said we'll start with Karina and if Karina doesn't
get it right then Colt gets to guess with only two remaining answers if Colt
misses then Rena gets just a gimme point you just get a free point yeah but every
time somebody gets a point the next person will go first on the next title, and the first person with three points wins.
Here we go. Rosemary Montgomery Clift or Jim O'Hare was in a movie called The Big Lift.
The Big Lift. The Big Lift. I'm gonna go with Jim O'Hare on that.
You're gonna say that Jim O'Hare is in The Big Lift. I think he made it right before his Better Call Saul cameo.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, but that is incorrect.
Yeah, it's true.
So here we go.
Yeah, The Big Lift, one of my favorite British movies.
Pfft.
It was the sequel to The Small Lou.
Thank you.
I believe that was Montell Williams was in that one.
Is that the right Mont?
Is this some of your Chicago based humor?
Montell Williams?
Was he a Chicago guy?
I think he did do the show in Chicago.
Yeah, I think so, yeah.
I'll go with Montell.
Big weed guy, he's really into weed.
Is he?
Yeah, cause he has something.
Right, he has some sort of what?
MS, he has MS, so he.
Oh, great job Cole. Bring it down again.
No, I'm just saying that weed helps him, so that's nice.
Okay.
Wait, what was your guess?
Montague.
Lord Montague.
I'm in a theater.
That's a thing in a theater, right?
Full Monty.
You're saying Montgomery Clift?
Yes.
Was in The Big Lift?
Yeah, it rhymes.
Clift, lift.
You think that's how he selected his roles?
Yes. All the greats.
I mean, Rena Carina Cabana.
That is correct. That is Montgomery Cliffs.
Yeah, from 1950.
I was really ready to guess the other one.
Okay. Well you get to go first on this next one, Rena.
Oh boy.
So you have to choose between three, so it's probably not a great position to be in.
Because all these people have been in lots of movies, and you probably have never heard
of this one.
Which one of those three is in a movie called Top Banana?
I wanted to have the moment of which one is in top banana cabana, but I generally don't refer to people
by their last names anyway.
Yeah, right.
Today it's Cabanya.
Cabanya?
And OK, he's the really non-rhyming name.
Well, I guess if we do then yeah, it doesn't rhyme with.
Anyway, I'm stalling because I don't know. The top banana, Rosemary.
Rosemary or Montgomery Clift or People Hair.
I think I'm just going to say Rosemary.
OK, I'm not trying to make you change your mind.
I'm just making sure that's your official answer.
Yeah, I was really ready to say her name when
I knew it was right.
So I'm just going to go with it now.
You knew it was right?
Well, the last time, if, you know,
he had gotten it wrong, it would have been the only choice,
so I'm leaning on that vibe.
Oh, interesting.
Well, knowing nothing.
Your reasons are faulty.
But your answer is correct!
Yeah!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Top banana from 1954.
You're welcome, Dave.
Rose Marie.
All right, Karina gets to go first on this next one.
The points are just going everywhere but Karina, so.
This is it.
Dead heat on a merry-go-round.
So this is the dead heat on a merry-go-round. On a merry-go-round.
Is it just me or are the horses on a merry-go-round
fixed in place such that one never wins and you're always in a dead heat?
Oh, is that what they're, I didn't put that together.
I just like to leave the audience with one to think on
so they don't think I'm an idiot
when I guess wrong with Montgomery Clift.
Let me just have a, nope.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Colt? Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Yeah, Rosemary and dead heat on a merry-go-round. I'm so glad you explained that, Karina, because
I really just thought what a random place for a dead heat.
But not vertically.
Right? It's not dead heat on a Ferris wheel. It's a merry-go-round.
Like some of them might go up and down faster. They do move that way.
However you measure success on a merry-go-round. Like some of them might go up and down faster, they do move that way. However you measure success on a merry-go-round
is up to you. Yeah.
I go to win, I'm there to win.
I wanna be on the horse that goes higher.
I'm here to be higher.
Okay, so let's recap.
Colt has two points.
Rena has one.
Karina Magyar is here.
And graded explanations.
We're so lucky.
Okay, so Colt got that last one, right?
Okay, so Rina, you're up first again.
All right.
All right.
Worked out for you last time.
I feel readier.
Let's see if it works out again.
Mont, Rose, or O'Hare.
Dance baby, dance.
Got some oh in the audience. Dance baby.
I don't know if they're referring to an actual baby,
or just to anybody.
Hey, come on, dance, baby.
Dance, baby, dance.
It's the solo project spinoff of Ally McBeal.
Yeah, the dancing baby in the movie.
It's called Dance Baby Dance.
I want to see Joel Hare because we haven't...
They could also call Dance Baby Dance Baby's Night Out.
If they wanted to.
Who'd you guess?
Joe O'Hare.
Okay, well, don't make me disqualify you
by calling Jim Joe.
That wouldn't...
That doesn't seem very fair.
Well, it's no Rose McGowan.
No, it's true. But Jim O'Hare
is the correct answer.
Yeah, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
This is exciting.
Oh my goodness.
What a matchup we have.
So poised for this comeback.
Yeah, you are really poised.
I'm poised.
To impress with your answer.
But of course, with three to choose from, it's not easy.
I don't like it that way.
Montgomery Clift, Rosemarie, or Jim O'Hare,
which one was in Heavens to Betsy?
I feel like I've seen this movie.
You've seen Heavens to Betsy?
Oh no, just thinking of a a Hannah Barbera cartoon.
Heavens to Margaret Trude. Okay heavens to Betsy sounds like a
Montgomery Rosemary Rosemary. You're going Rosemary. I'm going Rosemary
knowing full well it's wrong. Is in Heavens to Betsy.
You know what, it's uncanny how you never get it right.
Oh.
That's terrible.
Cold for the Game.
Montel Jordan.
This is how we do it. This is how we do it.
This is how we do it.
That is incorrect.
Oh!
He was celebrating already, like a proper heel.
Reena, a lot of times I make the contestants remember which one hasn't been said yet.
Do you recall?
I sure do, and it's Jim O'Hare.
Yes, that is correct!
Jim O'Hare stars in Dance Baby Dance.
I don't think he's the title character,
but congratulations, Rena, you won that game.
Congratulations, Dave.
It's all for you.
But just for fun, just because I did it,
it's here on this piece of paper.
We'll start with Karina.
Just this is like just for fun.
Just to see if another guess, see if you
can keep the streak going.
Oh, I can't.
And not get it right.
Try not to get it right.
That'll be fun.
Oh, I can't not get it right try not to get it right. That'll be fun
To a George Costanza
Try not to get it right. Maybe you will the title is don't worry. We'll think of a title later
No, oh, no, not even later. Just we'll think of a title. Don't worry. We'll think of a title.'t worry don't worry we'll think of a title yeah so they really were concerned that viewers could not handle an untitled thing sounds kind of
avant-garde for the 50s I'm gonna say Montgomery Clift
no I'm sorry
I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
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I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure.
I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I think you're right. It sounds like, yeah. Yes, from 1966.
And she co-stars with Maury Amsterdam.
They played Sally and Buddy, the writers for Dick Van Dyke
on The Dick Van Dyke Show.
Oh.
So maybe this movie is kind of a weird spin off of that.
But I'd never heard of it previous to preparing this game.
But I'm excited that it's out there.
I'm glad they went with The Dick Van Dyke Show,
if that was the, you know,
having a tough time thinking of the name.
Is that what it was about?
No.
It was just, you know, it's just like,
like he plays Dick Petrie.
He doesn't even, it's just the Dick Van Dyke show
because he was famous and got a show.
They used to do that all the time, Rob Petrie.
And then, thank you.
And you know, like Mary Richards was Mary Tyler Moore.
They'd have these fucking fake names,
but their name would be in the, it didn't make sense.
Rob Tyler Moore.
Montgomery Tyler Moore.
Okay, here's the last one.
I just love that this is a movie called this, Lunch Wagon.
This is yours.
Which, you know, they probably spend all their time
trying to keep the beavers away from the lunch wagon.
Lunch wagon.
But which one do you think was in that, Karina?
Let's see, every time I've said Montgomery Clift,
it's been wrong.
Every time I've said Jim O'Hare, it's been wrong.
And every time I've said Rosemary, it's been wrong.
I'm detecting a pattern.
Lunch Wagon starring Jim Neighbors and Montgomery Clift. I don't think either of them are right.
It'd be wild if you were right about gym neighbors.
Colt?
Lunch wagon with Sally Fields and Jim O'Hare.
Well, Rena's really running away with this
by just sitting there, just hanging out to win.
It's a shame Jeopardy doesn't work like that.
Yeah, Rosemary was in Lunch Wagon from 1981,
and I can only assume, like it sounds like
she was the lunch lady in Lunch Wagon,
because her character name was Mrs. Schmeckler.
Ooh.
With a name like Schmeckler, that'd be good.
That makes you hungry, doesn't it?
It really does.
It really does work up an appetite when you hear Schmeckler.
All right, so congratulations to Rena
for winning that game.
Thank you for letting me.
You done did it.
16.
They're gonna paint your face real big on the back wall
because you won the second game on Doug Lowe's movies.
And when we come back, you'll be going first in what many people find to be a very challenging
game that will determine our winner today and which one of those lucky folks gets to
go home with his bag of crap.
We will do that after this. We're back! That was a fun commercial break.
Cold Price said the funniest thing that anybody has said all day.
And only the people here got to hear it. Well, my stadium comedy tour is coming soon.
They'll hear it then.
It's fine.
You're gonna do shows outside of stadiums?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I kinda like that idea.
Go on a stadium tour just just in the parking lot.
We could do comedy and wrestling actually.
Set up a ring, I'll do comedy from the middle of a ring.
I've performed outside the Sphere in Vegas.
Like just standing outside it?
They asked me to leave.
You were just out there telling jokes on the street?
I was just taking pictures really.
It was like more of a show for me I guess.
I was doing this real.
You know what I always say about the sphere in Vegas?
You too?
That's what I say.
No, I say there's nothing to sphere but sphere itself.
All right, so what's happening?
Oh, we got one more game to play.
Let's do it.
This is called Last Person Standing,
and it's the game we've been playing at the end of the show for
a while now on the live shows because it's a great way to get the people
whose name tags you chose involved and what we're gonna do is I'm gonna ask
each of the people who were chosen Dan Dave and Nicole I'm gonna ask each of
you Nicole's already panicking like why did I make such a great name tag I'm gonna ask each of you, Nicole's already panicking. Like, why did I make such a great name tag?
I'm gonna be called on?
Oh shit.
That's okay.
I mean, don't worry about it.
All right, so.
Anyway, we'll get three names.
You get to pick, Nicole, the name of actress,
and each of the name tags will pick one actress,
and then all of us will take turns naming movies
that that actress was in,
and the last person standing that's not me is the winner,
and you can, you know, once we get the three names,
you can guess a movie with any of the three people and like I said I like it to be all women because actresses
would never get picked if we just said name an actor we just play Schwarzenegger
every time so Dan Groundhog Dan what do got? Someone I would know someone I would know yeah
Someone I would know
Only actresses that are in the iron claw could you even name one actress that's in the iron claw? I don't think I could
Hey, no schmeckling He's an actress now? Okay but anyway yeah no please
no yelling out things of it sounded like I was asking everybody but what about
Nicole Turgeist? Julia Roberts. Julia Roberts that's a huge one you okay with that Colt? I got one. Everybody's got one.
I'm pretty sure of.
Everybody's got that one.
Okay, and, uh, Rena's name tag is Dave.
Where you at, Dave?
I lose track of Dave.
Oh, there he is.
Gina Davis.
Gina Dave-is.
He really sticks it...
He stays close to Dave.
Yes.
Team Dave all the way.
If we were doing dudes, he would have said Larry David.
But we're not, also he's not in a lot of movies.
All right, so we've got Julia Roberts.
I should have wrote this down
the first time we went through it.
Julia Roberts and Nicole Kidman.
I mean, this is, we could go forever on these
these ones. Oh yeah for sure. Okay okay so we got Nicole Kidman and Julia Roberts
and Geeta Davis and we take her as David, and we start with Rena,
then me, then Colt, then Carina.
And if you can't think of one, at any point,
you can go to your lifeline to help you
with giving you one answer.
And hopefully, there'll still be enough titles left
with those actresses that your lifeline will actually
be of help.
All right.
Sometimes the lifeline is stumped. It could happen. Don't let me
down Dave. He said Gina Davis so I feel like he's pretty confident. Yeah yeah
yeah. In that in that category. I hope so. That actress. Alright so start us off
reading a name of movie. Beetlejuice. Featuring either Gina date, okay.
Alright, we're going with Beetlejuice.
I got excited.
Don't say it three times.
Right, that's it.
Alright, I would like to say,
I like to try to go obscure,
so that I don't take any of the other contestants
that I might be thinking of.
So I'm gonna say pretty woman. A league of their own.
Very good, very good.
Your voice was almost shaking.
It was funny the way, it was like, oh, I thought of one.
Which is good, because you I thought of one. Yeah.
Which is good, because you might think of another by the time it gets back to you.
Hell yeah.
But now we're on to Karina.
Moulin Rouge! Exclamation point.
Right? I love exclamation points.
In movie or sitcom titles.
My favorites are Mother!
With Jennifer Lewis.
And there was a sitcom that started Ellen Cleghorn,
and it was just called Cleghorn!
Yeah, that exclamation point really boosted
people's interest, all right.
Back to you, Rena.
I'll go with Aaron Brockovich.
Yes, we covered, I think we covered all of Julia's
Oscar nominated work work so that puts
us in a position where we have to start talking sequels and or it's not really a sequel, it's
sort of a reimagining, a repairing with Richard Gere.
Runaway Bride.
I thought you were going to say Aaron Brockovich too.
The water is still killing us.
Colt, what do you have for us next, buddy?
I'm okay.
I have this one.
Earth girls are easy.
Yeah!
That's a good one.
Yeah, you took that away from all of us.
I think everybody thinks of that. Remember how impressed you were with me
the next time this comes around. She's like the lead and like it's a Gina
Davis vehicle. Silly comics running around. Okay, Karina. I'm gonna go with
Tinker Hell with Hook. Oh.
I thought you were suggesting that that was the title.
No, no, no.
That's just her nickname from the set of that movie.
They called her Tinker Hell, yeah.
Oh.
Really?
I thought she was one of America's sweethearts.
Not as a...
Wait.
You're out of turn.
No, I thought I was next.
I said hook. I said hook.
Okay.
I said hook.
Alright.
Yeah.
It's coming this way. Yeah, yeah.
Rita was right, but that would have been so funny
if it wasn't your turn.
And you blew out an answer like that.
Oh my goodness.
And you blew out an answer like that? Oh my goodness.
All right.
How about, who are the actresses again?
We got, oh nobody's done a Nicole Kidman.
So just to try to move this along quicker.
Oh you did one?
Mulan Rouge.
Oh yeah, exclamation point. You know what?
One of her movies should have had an exclamation point,
should have been called The Hours.
Yes.
Back to you, Colt.
With the weather.
I don't know if this is right.
Oh, don't say something that's not right.
Use your lifeline.
And then double back. All right. Think of something else later. I, don't say something that's not right. Use your lifeline.
And then double back.
All right.
Think of something else later.
I think I have one.
There's hundreds of movies to choose from.
Dan?
This is a Nicole Kidman movie?
If you want, or Gina Davis, or a third person.
Julia Roberts.
Bewitched.
Bewitched.
Bewitched with Nicole Kidman.
Yeah.
Probably her best film.
It's the one she's watching in that AMC ad.
She's talking about how great movies are.
She's sitting there digging BeWitched.
She had to learn how to do that thing where she trickles her nose to make things, witchy
things happen.
She was good at it.
She had a fake nose in the hours.
Real hunker.
A lot of noses.
Karina.
Okay, I'm sorry.
No, it's okay.
Selma and Louise.
Yes.
Take that one.
Very good.
I'm surprised Karina hasn't guessed this one yet, but in honor of you, I'm going to guess Thelma and Louise. Yes. Take that one. Very good.
I'm surprised Karina hasn't guessed this one yet, but in honor of you, I'm gonna guess Eyes Wide Shut.
Cause he...
Oh, cause of the seeing thing.
Yeah, yeah.
Not cause of the sex party thing.
Right, right.
Is there overlap?
Cause that's fine.
I'm not judgmental.
You know Karina, when I watch Eyes Wide Shut,
I cannot stop thinking about you.
It's true, all my sex tapes have dolly shots in them,
it's true, it's true.
Oh my God, all right.
Okay, I'm gonna, this rarely happens,
where I get to say the name of someone on stage
as an answer in this game.
Deep Calm.
Ooh.
Starring Nicole Kidman.
I would have never guessed that.
You didn't even know there's a movie
with your name in the title?
It was a deep cut for this calm, you know?
I'll watch it.
None of those women are in a movie
with the word cabana in it, I'll tell you that right now.
This is wrong.
Interview with a vampire?
Wait, what do you?
Don't look at your lifeline.
He already used it.
Because they can't tell you yes or no.
They already helped you once.
I just said it, but I said it in a question mark
because I don't.
Yeah, no, I wouldn't say it if I were you.
Yeah.
I'd immediately take it back.
Yeah.
Think about those actresses.
Throw out something else.
Moderate calm.
Wait, I said deep calm, it's dead calm.
Yeah, so I'm out.
Deep calm.
I'm not watching it.
I mean dead calm.
It's dead calm.
You can't even cheat.
And he's dead. It's dead calm.
You can't even cheat.
You know Deep Calm starring Joe O'Hare?
Oh shit, so that's your answer, dead calm?
Yeah, of course.
All right.
You're still in.
Thanks.
Oh.
But definitely switch out hats.
Put on your thinking cap. This one just is for looks.
Oh, rally cap, okay.
Turned it around.
I'm ready for the arm wrestling competition.
Oh shit.
Does anybody here think they could beat him in arm wrestling?
No.
No.
I love what person speaks for the whole audience.
No.
What are you, crazy? Whose turn is it? I love what person speaks for the whole audience. No.
What are you crazy? Whose turn is it? Do you have something? Yeah I do. I do. I do.
I'm not stalling at all. Notting Hill. Oh that's a fine movie. I almost said over
the top just to be funny but I thought he might disqualify me, so I didn't.
You're disqualified.
What are you doing?
Humor on this podcast?
No, thank you.
This is a serious film podcast.
Yes.
Play serious games.
I'm gonna go with The Stepford Wives.
Yes, she was on a terror on that.
Oh yeah, that was right after the on Nicole Kidman in those movies that
shouldn't have been made. Hours of footage. Yeah, I mean I wish both of
those you know previously made movies that she did. I wish they could
we could never see them again. I wish they would just go far and away. Gosh. That's the only one I had left.
I'm not even in the game anymore.
I just blew out an answer for no reason.
I hope none of you are going to cheat and take it.
Far and away is actually the prequel to Eyes Wide Shut.
Colt?
Well, one just came to me, I'll be honest.
What is it? No, I won't use it.
Uh, B-movie?
What?
What?
Julie Roberts was a voice in B-movie.
No way.
There's no way.
Was she?
No way.
I got one guy saying yeah.
Yeah, because he wants you to win.
And his name is Dan.
Uh, yeah, I don't think so.
I mean, that would have been, it was Renee Zellweger was the girl B.
I'm pretty sure.
Maybe Julia Roberts is in Unfrosted.
We're mixing those two up.
But I think Julia Roberts was the lady aunt in that Woody Allen ant movie called Ants with a Z.
Or no, no, no, she was a.
That was Woody Allen?
She was a, she was the spider in Charlotte's Web.
I mean, she's been in a bunch of voices, but anyway.
What's your guess?
Tsk.
Bar and away?
Yeah.
That's correct. Karina? Days of Thunder. Yes. Okay, I am thinking of a movie that I know is the right movie, but I don't know if this
is the right name.
Should I go to my lifeline?
Yeah, go to your lifeline.
Dave, you got one for us?
Fletch?
Fletch?
Who's in Fletch?
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tina Davis is in Fletch.
I'm going with Fletch.
Not a great role for her, I don't think.
Yeah, I think so.
I think so.
I think so.
I think so.
I think so. I think so. Gina Davis is in Fletch. Not a great role for her I don't think. Yeah I got no reaction from the crowd.
Silly costumes and stuff. Yeah it's really bothering me I can't think of
this other one but. What other one? The one I'm thinking of that I know. I haven't seen Fletch.
Just spit it out. Would it count as a whole guess no
You know you can take what is it even though?
I'm still not convinced a view to kill the one where she's a teacher. She's like Gina Davis is
girlfriend no oh yeah, it's
Assistant okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, who I thank you go the one
Is a time to kill is that the one with Nicole Kimmel?
That's Sandra Bullock.
Oh, well the one where she's the lesser student.
I love it when women mix up these actresses
as badly as the dudes do.
Yeah, it's equality.
Wait, you'd probably be better at this
if I used men's names?
No, I'm just saying I'd be equally bad.
All right, so what's your guess?
Oh, we went with Fletch, so let's go back to Colt.
Uh...
You didn't remember any of those other...
I was sitting here just saying titles of movies
that Julia Roberts was a voice in.
Ants with a Z?
Yeah, ants with a Z.
Yeah, nailed it.
I'm pretty sure, ants with a Z. Yeah, nailed it. Woo!
I'm pretty sure, I don't know.
So.
Ha ha ha!
Karina?
BMX Bandits.
Nicole Kidman.
Nicole Kidman's first movie, I believe, yeah.
Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.
I like it.
She's really good at this.
That's one of those trivia things that people pull out.
Yeah. They know that. Have you seen the movie? Uh-uh. That's one of those trivia things that people pull out. Yeah.
They know that.
Have you seen the movie?
Uh-uh.
It's fan fucking-tastic.
There's a car chase with BMX bikes and bubbles everywhere.
Just bubbles.
For fun.
So you think BMX bikes are cars?
No, the cars chase the BMX bikes.
Yeah.
But the bubbles are coming off the BMX bikes and it really flusters the cars.
I bet. That's the worst. They'd it really flusters the cars. I bet.
That's the worst. They probably have to turn on their wipers.
They do. They break.
They probably have the windows down
so something goes in their eyes.
Yeah, the dirt gets in their eyes on the BMX track.
It's great. You've written the whole scene.
Oh, okay.
What's your next answer, Rena?
I feel like if you gotta cut that deep,
you should beat me.
Okay, did you guys?
That would be fair probably, yeah.
Did you guys see that spin-off
of Pretty Woman called Hundreds of Hookers?
I don't have anything.
I'm really faulting.
I don't think Richard Gere has that kind of money.
No, not anymore.
That's hundreds of gerbils.
He had to.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
I'm sorry, Richard, I know it's a hoax, but come on.
It's the first line of his Wikipedia.
He just had to American gigolo his way through it.
It was in his... I don't think it was in his Wikipedia.
Maybe it's a while.
Somebody can fix that.
Yeah? Okay.
Somebody jumped into my Wikipedia one time
and added a sentence that was just, like, horrifying.
It was like, on a visit to South Africa,
he contracted AIDS. And I was just like, Wikipedia, can you take that out?
I have never, part of it's true.
I've never been to South Africa.
I don't like travel lies.
All right, who's up?
Back to Colt, you good?
He's trying to do singles.
Oh, yes.
But I don't know which one.
Batman and Robin.
Is your guess?
Batman flies through the night.
Batman, Batman.
I love this game.
Batman Returns.
How long do you think you could do this for?
Batman, Batman which? Like for an eternity? Batman Eternal Hope. How long do you think you could do this for? Bat... Bat... Bat-man-witch.
Like for an eternity?
Batman, eternal hope.
Like for how...
Like, how long?
Eternal sunshine of Batman.
How long is this gonna go on for?
Batman... reverence.
Batman what?
Batman re... re... re... re...
re... re... Batman forever.
Yes! Oh my god. Batman R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R What's this we talk? That's cold after every tag team match he's in.
What do you mean, we?
I tagged in.
All right, Carina.
I'm going to say one that might piss off the entire panel and the audience, but it is the truth.
I love it.
Aquaman.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No reason to be mad about it.
Well, I mean, it's just sitting there.
I'll see your Aquaman and raise you Chicago.
I've got nothing.
I really ran out.
Oh, shit.
I feel such confidence.
Yeah.
I don't know what that was.
Early Nicole Kidman, there was one
she was in called flirting, I think.
What was the one where she was the teacher
and she got her student to kill her husband?
To die for.
Ah, see, that's what I was going gonna say. Was she a teacher in that?
Yeah. Holy shit.
No, she was a newswoman.
Yeah. She was a newswoman.
That's gonna say.
No, teachers actually molest students.
This was a news person.
Yeah.
Sorry.
This is more shocking.
Yeah.
News people don't know how to keep it quiet.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Those teachers always screw up.
They always treat that one kid special.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They bring that kid an apple, it's wild.
All right, so where are we at?
Whose turn is it?
This is winding down.
I think we have a winner, but go ahead, Colt.
That's it, you're done.
Anyone else have it?
Oh, look at this, physical.
Eve, I figured out, Eveaves and Flows, the movie.
Eaves and Flows?
What does this mean?
02, Australian boogie.
Oh!
Australian wave pool.
I don't know what this means.
Australian hole?
Smaller than a hole.
Aquaman 2. Aquaman 2.
Aquaman 2, Australian boogaloo?
I can't believe there isn't already a podcast
where people play charades,
because it's so fun to listen to.
Do you think I'll get this?
I don't know.
I don't know what, I know some of the rubies, but I don't know
what they're driving at.
Wuthering Heights.
Aquaman 2.
This is the swimming motion is being said.
There's a hole.
There's also the size of my wiener is being shown.
11 out 11 O's.
11 11s.
Oh, oh, ocean's 11.
This is the ocean.
Ah.
And 11 is the size of my penis, correct.
OK, so now that we know Ocean's 11,
I'm not going to let you say that.
That would be cheating.
But Ocean's 11.
Now what's your guess?
Ocean's 12.
That is correct. That was going to be my guess.
Karina?
Yeah, I'm going to... Australia.
Just to put that one out of its misery.
Oh, is that real?
Yeah, that's one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The waves for oceans, I thought for a while, is that a kangaroo?
That's how... yeah. That's Hugh Jackman. The waves for oceans, I thought for a while, is that a kangaroo? What is this?
Yeah.
Let's go ahead and open it.
That's Hugh Jackman.
He's always doing that.
What if it was just someone who's having
a medical emergency in the audience,
waving their arm around, and we're like, ocean?
We just guessed them to death.
I'm having a disorienting heart attack.
There was a weird movie where they would do this,
like to their loved one. Which one was that?
Do you remember that?
Uh, Avatar?
I don't know.
So nobody knows that here.
Where they would do this?
Oh, Avatar, maybe they did that?
No.
Must be a wrestling thing.
They stuck their tails together in Avatar.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
All right, whose turn is it?
Rita? Angry Beavers. I really am. No, we got... Right? Yeah. All right, whose turn is it?
Rita?
Angry Beavers.
I really am.
No, we got Oceans 11, Oceans 12.
Oceans 13?
She's not in that one.
Everyone knew that, Rita.
Oh, that's great.
I love that. I thought I was out.
Yeah, I was just having fun.
We're just here having a good time.
But Karina's our winner!
Can I see if my lifeline knows one?
Oh yeah, we didn't even go to your lifeline.
That's exciting.
She has two, she has two.
What do you got?
The others.
I think we, I said the others actually.
Yeah, early on.
I thought you thought it.
That was my, oh maybe I thought it.
Yeah.
My best friend's wedding.
Oh duh.
My best friend's wedding.
Yes.
I got like a mashup of Runaway Bride and that going on.
And the Hours and Hours.
Yeah, but all of them have been in a lot of movies,
so it's both difficult and easy at the same time,
depending on how many of those you've seen.
I've seen most of their movies,
those three actresses, I think.
A Gina Davis one that we didn't say
is Long Kiss Good Night.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that movie.
Yeah, not another particularly memorable title,
because it's like, you don't really think of it
as a romantic movie, necessarily.
Well, another romantic movie of hers
that you don't think of that way,
but it really is sexy and romantic, is The Fly.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Her and Jeff Goldblum, they did three movies together.
And it was like two out of three were pretty great.
Which my dad took me to when I was about six years old, which
is crazy to think about.
Right, but it's never too early to learn about bugs.
Yeah.
You know, it's kind of educational in a weird way.
And super disgusting.
Stuart Little is a good one.
Did you hide behind someone else before yelling Stuart Little?
Like, I don't want anyone to see me yelling about Stuart Little.
Were you hoping to be like a mouse, just do it little.
Don't mind me.
But yeah, let's do the thing where the whole audience tells us movies that weren't mentioned.
Yeah, right? That's crazy.
Everybody sits there with one and when we don't say, they're like so happy it never got mentioned.
But yeah, Mystic Pizza.
What was the, Satisfaction was an early Julia Roberts.
And um.
Steel Magnolias.
Oh, duh, yeah.
I was sitting there.
I was trying really hard to think
of one that had two of them, and I can't.
And it's kind of wild that none of those three
have crossed paths outside of an AMC.
Yeah.
I don't think they have.
That's really interesting.
But they've all been leading ladies for a long time, so.
Yeah.
Good on them.
All right, Karina, you get to do your plugs first.
What would you like to promote?
Oh.
Every Tuesday night at 8 PM on Twitch,
me and a couple of my Chicago friends riff a movie,
make fun of a feature length movie.
And it's called Botch Party.
So our channel on Twitch is Botch Party.
It's free to just watch.
This may be not legal but Twitch hasn't
stopped us yet so this is what we're gonna do until they do. This Tuesday
we're watching Domino Battle of the Bones with Snoop Dogg as a narrator
directed by former NBA all-star Baron Davis. Previous titles we've watched
include Defula, an ASL language version of Dracula that has
no dialogue whatsoever.
Missing Link, an early 80s movie about a caveman that also has no dialogue whatsoever.
I've got a recommendation.
Yeah?
Lunch wagon.
I can't wait.
It's gotta be fun.
I think it's like an 80s sex comedy kind of thing.
What year did I say it was?
2007.
Okay.
So, no, it's 1981.
So go find Mrs. Schmeckler and we'll have you back real soon, Karina.
Thank you.
We go from Karina to Reena.
Reena, calm.
Thank you for having me.
Promote yourself. Okay, you guys can follow me on Instagram. Thank you. We go from Karina to Reena. Oh.
Reena Calm.
Thank you for having me.
Promote yourself.
OK, you guys can follow me on Instagram at Reena Calm.
And that will give you to the links of all my stuff
where you can find my book.
I have a book of puns called Once a Pun a Time.
And that's the link there.
My album, Colmody.
And I'll be hopefully recording my next album
somewhere in the Chicagoland area,
and sneak peek, that one's gonna be called Renaissance.
And also the link to my WikiFeet, it's all on there.
It's about time you've had your Renaissance.
I'm just gonna ignore the WikiFeet.
I have nothing to do with that. It's just...
It just happened. I found it. Yeah.
You're just gonna... That's what happens to people.
You just stumble upon your own feet.
I was in Kickapoo, Illinois when I found my wiki feet.
And that sounds like something they do on there.
Right? Yeah. Quite a day. Cole Cabana. Hi. You can
watch the thing I'm involved with. Sometimes I wrestle, sometimes I coach and produce in
the back. It's called All Elite Wrestling every Wednesday night and Saturday night on
TNT and every Friday night on TBS. I also wrestle around the country next week May 11 10th and 11th. I'll be in Oshkosh, Wisconsin
May 17th and 18th. I'm gonna be in st. Paul or in the st. Paul, Minnesota area also
I'm also on twitch everything is at cold cabana for me
And then if you guys I think the next AEW Chicago show is July 3rd at the wind trust so you should all come down
Oh The Chicago Show is July 3rd at the Winn Trust, so you should all come down. Thanks. Woo! Oh!
I also made, I made three documentaries
about the life of a professional wrestler.
You're welcome to watch them.
I got laughs for that one, that's an interesting one.
They're called The Wrestling Road Diaries,
one, two, and three.
You can grab that at cultmerch.com.
Thank you!
Yay!
Yay!
Doug Lo's Movies is coming to the Arlington Draft House in Arlington, Virginia on June 8th at 420 like I like to do.
Thank you everybody for coming out today and thank you to Zanis for hosting this show for so many years now and for
yeah and one more time for all of my guests Cole Cabana, Karina Magyar, Karina
Calm, Tim the wait staff and I close every movie with a last line and this one I just feel
like is, I'm not going to say what movie it's from but I think it's appropriate for where
we are so get ready with that end theme.
As always, tell him to take care of it himself.