Doug Loves Movies - Dan Soder, Ken Jennings, Desmin Borges and Samm Levine guest
Episode Date: April 3, 2019Back at the UCB Franklin, Doug welcomes Dan Soder, Ken Jennings, Desmin Borges and Samm Levine to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free... month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers, greenie babies, sticky seeds
With 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
But Doug loves movies
Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
Coming to you once again
from the best damn little theater in Los Angeles,
the Upright Scissors Brigade,
Franklin Avenue location.
Yeah, take that sunset location.
Yeah, no, I like that place too.
This is just my OG spot.
It's Tuesday, April 2nd,
and I'm not joking around
because we did a lot of that yesterday.
Now it's time to get serious.
And I'm going to say,
show me your name tags, fools
Okay, there's a few
That's all I needed to know
But thank you
For bringing those
White Chris Mike
Okay
What's that envelope you have for?
You have a special
Did you get that at the printer?
I got one too
You got more than one name tag?
Please hold up both
The seat next to you is empty
So hold it up like
Yeah there you go
Pretend
Oh yeah just give it to the guy next to you
Why don't you make a name tag dude?
I've won
Oh he's won enough
I like that attitude
Okay you can bring
the lights back down. There's some amazing name tags.
And
four of you, as you see, are going to get chosen.
Doug plugs, this Saturday,
April 6th.
I've added it.
Last minute.
Hoping plenty of Bay Area
people will show up. Doug loves movies
at the Punchline in San Francisco at 420.
That's this Saturday, if that wasn't clear
when I said April Zizek's.
April Zizek's.
It's going to be fun.
Don't sleep on this one.
Doug Lo's movies is coming to Zany's in Nashville
on Saturday, April 13th at 420.
And speaking of 420, April 20th is almost here,
so I'm going to do a string of stand-up shows
April 14th I'll be in Birmingham, Alabama
April 15th Huntsville, April 19th Royal Oak, Michigan
and April 20th itself in Boston, Massachusetts
at the Wilbur Theater
or as I like to call it the Bill Burr Theater
For all my road dates and more info
go to Douglovesmovies.com
That's Douglovesmovies.com.
That's Douglovesmovies.com.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Time for a dugout.
Dugout to NCAA basketball for their success in getting adult humans to care about boys playing a game.
Also, fuck you, March Madness.
Anyway, I'm glad you guys are here.
It's a much better turnout than I expected
because of the brackets.
But clearly you're the people in Los Angeles
who don't care about it
and love movies and trivia
And my guest tonight
But in the prize bag
I just got this in the mail today
Freshly out on DVD
Our friend Adam McKay's movie Vice
Plus a pack of Vice playing cards,
which I will open up in a little bit,
and you'll still get the cards,
but I'm going to...
Is it going to be less value if we open the pack?
But you got to see what the cards are,
which cards you got.
You can't just sit around going,
this might be valuable,
and you don't even know what the fuck's in there.
So we'll look in there.
We got a Douglas Movies t-shirt.
We got a hat that I just got.
I was just recently crowned the Cannabis King of Comedy at the Las Vegas Cannabis Awards.
Yeah.
Because I am a king and of both of those things.
Comedy, I mean, cannabis.
Yeah, comedy, cannabis.
And Las Vegas.
I'm a king of going, I'm great at going to Las Vegas.
And so one of the many companies that gives me stuff at these events,
this is from Official Genius.
Oh, gee.
It's a hat that says Aim High, but the A is, you know, different fonts.
It looks like you're walking around in a hat that says, I'm high.
And, you know, I like to do things that are incredibly on the nose,
but that just seems up in the nose for me,
and I'm a pot smoker, not a cocaine snorter.
Here's a copy of a
special collector's edition of High Times
that I got. I was also recently named
I'm getting all these weed
accolades. I was
named in the top 100
not in the top
100. They just named 100 people
that have something to do with weed.
And I
was one of them.
I got this cool,
it's like, I'm not going to take it out of the box,
but it's like a small wooden case
that you can put all your weed items in.
A sippy cup from a Broadway show.
And, oh, this is the most important thing of all.
It's so small and it's at the bottom of the bag.
Oh, some rolling papers from Smoke Cartel. most important thing of all and it's so small and it's at the bottom of the bag uh oh some uh
rolling papers from smoke cartel but most importantly fresh from they're out now at
rockinpins.com it's a ten dollar value it's a doug benson pin yeah my face talking into a microphone on this very stage
is where that picture
the pin was based on
was taken.
So that's going in the bag.
And then also I should say
this weekend in San Francisco
another reason to come out
is because I'm going to
bring some of those pins
and sell them to you in person
for the low, low price
of $50.
$50. $50
a pin, but it's going to an amazing
charity called Doug's
Weed.
All that's going to be won
by somebody here tonight. Somebody
that said, I'm not going
to have March Madness.
I'm going to go soak up some April
Gladness. Please give it
up, everybody, for Dan Soder,
Desmond Borges, Ken Jennings,
and Sam the Ma'am
Levine, a.k.a.
Lil
Logan,
formerly Lil
Wolverine.
Before that, not a thing.
Hey, guys.
Man, am I jealous of Sam's nickname.
This show.
Filled with rage walking on the stage.
All right.
Little Wolverine is such a fucking cool name.
Oh, okay.
I thought you were talking about the ma'am part,
which is just doesn't even make sense.
As a Dan, I am insulted.
Yeah, Dan.
Hey, I'll introduce you right fucking now.
It's Dan the Ma'am Soder, everybody.
Finally, the crown has returned to the king.
Becky Lynch is the man.
Star of billions on Showtime. Not star, that's the very nice way of saying it. Well, star of billions on Showtime
not star
that's the very
well I don't have
Showtime
so you're the star
of billions
on Showtime
bottom third
of the call sheet
you're replacing
Emmy Rossum
on Shameless
you're all over
that network
you're all over
that network
I don't watch
but
congratulations on that
on being
out here in Los Angeles for whatever you being uh out here in los angeles for whatever
you're doing out here must be something yeah it's called being a warm weather city when it's really
shitty in new york right now right yeah the fuck apoxitani phil can fucking fuck off that he said
winter is gonna end early this year fucking liar he a lion. He's really dealing with a lot with climate change.
You know what he's going through with climate change.
Yes, you got it.
There should be footage of him pacing underground.
Smoking cigarettes?
Yeah, very nervous.
Do I go out now?
Do I go out now?
What is it?
I didn't hear him.
I don't know.
I don't feel good about my prediction this year.
Ah, fuck, fuck.
But thank you for being here tonight.
And I'm going to see you at,
you're going to be running around at the Skank Fest.
Fucking A.
I haven't been to one yet.
Get ready for a lot of juggalo energy.
Wait, did you just say they're low energy?
Yeah, it's like low energy juggalos.
No, these are great. It's fucking fun. It's crazy. It's like hot and energy? Yeah, it's like low energy juggalos. No, these are great.
It's fucking fun.
It's crazy.
It's like hot and, you know, it's in Brooklyn and there's a lot of black jeans.
It's like a punk fest.
It's really weird.
It's interesting.
All right, I'm in.
We'll see what happens.
I'm looking forward to seeing what name tags they make.
Last year they gave away CBD as a sponsor and everyone was falling asleep in the shows.
And as a comic,
real hard to watch someone fall asleep
during your set.
But then when three other comics were like,
yeah dude, it's happening to everybody.
I was like, oh thank God.
I thought I was bombing.
Some comics have soothing voices.
Yeah.
I was basically like a book on tape
for some of these people.
I'm like, man, is dating weird?
And they're like...
Also joining us today,
on this end of the table,
my end of the table,
is Desmond Borges, everybody.
It's Desmond Borges, everybody. It's Gorgeous Borges
in the house.
How you doing, buddy?
I'm doing good. How you doing?
You're the worst. Wrapping up, it's the
series finale tomorrow
night on FFXXXXX.
Yeah, that's the sexy channel.
Yeah, the sexy F channel.
And, man, dude, I don't, that's the sexy channel. Yeah, the sexy F channel. And man, dude,
I don't know how you're feeling right now,
but I'm sad the show's coming to an end.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's sad over there.
She can't contain herself.
I mean, I'll probably cry tomorrow, you know?
Am I going to see it?
Me crying?
Yeah.
Sure. Can I watch the season it? Me crying? Yeah. Sure.
Can I watch the season finale at your place?
No, we're actually going to an event tomorrow night.
There's going to be a big event tomorrow night.
We're going to watch it. I bought those very L.A. sort of sunglasses to wear tomorrow night
where I can wear them inside and not really look like an asshole
because you can still see my eyes through them.
But in case if I start crying, it'll at least be masked.
I like it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like the whole thing.
Plus, I just want to mention it.
Plus, you know, PFT always comes through with, like, the dope thread.
So I just got to challenge his ass one last time.
Oh, you're going to dress up to try to beat Paul F. Tompkins in his own game?
Does he know you're going for him?
No, no.
This is
Brian citing him.
Well, can I make a suggestion
that he'll take your look
over the top tomorrow?
Two ascots?
No.
No, shave everything
but the stache.
Yeah, because you got
a good thick stache there,
but then you also got
the rest of your face has hair on it.
Yeah.
But also, you're out here from New York.
We usually have you on the show in New York.
I know.
It's nice to see you.
So thank you for joining us at this weird table that we have.
I actually feel, you know, fucking legitimate up here.
Usually I'm just like three rows back on some stools
behind some really funny ass people.
Yeah, now you're just next
to some people. There's a real model
UN vibe.
It's true. This does.
Are we doing debate club?
This is all return
guests tonight, by the way.
These are people that have been through this
before, including our friend Ken Jennings, everybody.
Hey, Doug.
Also, I'm a little off tonight because the show was,
they were ready to start on time, which never happens anymore.
So I'm like going over my notes,
trying to adjust everything to make the show fit the right time frame.
But we might go long.
Who knows?
We'll see what happens.
But Ken Jennings is in town.
You normally are living up in the Pacific Northwest.
Sometimes on the Seattle shows.
Yeah, yeah.
You've been on the show in Seattle much of the time.
Usually it's like 10 minutes from my house.
Yeah, so that's why you get the call 10 minutes before the show.
Hey, Ken, somebody cancel.
Some other 74-time Jeopardy winner canceled.
Well, I'll tell you this, Ken, right now.
I'll make you a pledge if you don't mind making pledges.
Yeah, no, I would love for you to make a pledge.
It doesn't have to be a blood oath or anything,
but I will never have another Jeopardy champion on this show.
You'll be the only Jeopardy champion
to participate in Doug Lowe's movies. Aw, that's so sweet. I mean, unless they lie on the show. You'll be the only Jeopardy! champion to participate in Doug Lowe's movies.
Aw, that's so sweet.
I mean, unless they lie
on the application.
Have you ever had
another Jeopardy! champion
on the show?
Not a champion.
I probably had some asshole
who went on
the celebrity edition
and didn't do well.
I might have had one of those.
What if you have
one of the kids
from the kids kids challenges grows up
and you don't
realize it and they're on it?
I mean, you know,
if I don't realize it, that's not a pledge
broken. Well, then that's not really that good of a pledge.
I kind of feel like you should be doing due diligence
for every guest.
Alright, I'll ask everybody from now on.
Hey, one quick question.
Were you on the college and or child version of Jeopardy?
Can I see a child picture of you?
Yeah.
On my food podcast, I never even remember to ask
if the guest is allergic to anything.
Why would I remember to do the Jeopardy check?
Jeopardy check.
And, of course, it's
Sam Levine, everybody.
Oh, hello. Thank you.
I'm opening up these
Vice trading cards.
Why weren't you in Vice?
Because
I was on Jeopardy.
You've never been
on Celebrity Jeopardy, have you?
I have not.
My father was on regular Jeopardy
back in the 90s.
Oh, I don't think I knew that.
How'd he do?
He did not win.
But, in fairness,
he was asked a ridiculously
difficult Final Jeopardy question.
Can you share it with us
word for word?
Well, the category was
Famous Pairs.
P-A-I-R-S.
Oh, god damn it.
I know, I know.
So many were popping to mind with the other spelling.
I already wrote down Bosque.
If they would have shown, I would have had all my money on Bosque.
What is Bosque?
The question was, who were the first president and secretary of American Express?
What?
Yeah.
Sponsored by American Express.
Jeopardy used to be really fucking hard in the 90s sometimes, guys.
Was he like having sex with his secretary?
Probably.
I have no idea.
Wow.
I'm as dumb as Sam's dad.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he's a pretty dumb doctor, let me tell you.
What kind of doctor?
He's a dentist.
I bet
that's what surgeons call dentists.
Dumb doctors.
Get out of here,
you mouth doctor.
I feel like nobody here wants
the answer as badly as I do.
It's bugging me. Now here's the thing as badly as I do. Yeah. I really like it.
It's bugging me.
Now, here's the thing.
You and I have had this conversation before,
and I'm going to tell you the answer a second time now,
and I guarantee I'm going to tell you again,
just like you did the last time.
We're going to go, oh, yeah, that makes sense.
The answer is Wells and Fargo.
Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
There it is.
Yeah.
Wells and Fargo?
We went through this before on the show?
Not on the show. Ken and I did it backstage in Seattle.
Ken's a very different man backstage.
That's true. You are not going to
hang out with the same Ken
up here as I just did back there.
You're lucky to get the same Ken two times
in a row.
But he did it many times
in a row on Jeopardy.
How many times did you win? 74.
Shit.
Are we playing games already?
Alright, now okay.
So since you know all, you answered
his question, let me ask him a question
about you.
What was your favorite line you said in Not Another
Teen Movie?
I don't think Did I have a think, did I have a line?
Did I have a line?
Good response.
You had quite a few, yes.
Quite a few, he says.
Yeah.
I didn't get cut out of that one.
I believe I was on Freaks and Geeks.
That's right.
After that, I would like no follow-up questions about my Uber.
It's tough to sit in between this.
It's palpable.
That's all right, Ken.
I'll have FedEx bring you some of the answers.
That's a deep burn, ladies and gentlemen.
That is a deep burn.
Because that's the answer he didn't get right that cost him the 75th episode.
This early?
This fresh in the game, you're going that deep?
Well, you know, I mean.
Do you like when your show wasn't a Jeopardy-related roast?
Do you remember that time?
I don't think it could ever go back.
This is the new format.
Tell them what they've won.
Okay.
Oh, I wanted to tell you about my Vice trading cards.
Please. Yeah, I got Condole you about my vice trading cards. Please.
Yeah, I got Condoleezza Rice, Colin Powell, Maury Cheney, Lynn Cheney, Liz Cheney, Cheney, Cheney, Cheney.
Bang, bang.
George Debbia, Donald Rumsfeld, and David Addington.
But here's the funny part about these cards.
These are probably the only cards.
There's probably no other Vice cards.
You can get them all in one pack.
But all of them in the corner say Republicans.
Like the team
that they're on. And then there's
no interesting Democratic players in the
movie Vice. It's not even worth
bothering to mention that there were any Democrats
at the time. But there it is. Somebody's not even worth bothering to mention that there were any Democrats at the time. But there
it is. Somebody's going to win that.
And what'd you guys bring? Sam, what'd you bring
for the prize? Alright, I brought some
handful of things, starting with this
lovely bag that says
I don't know what the hell it says.
Probably says, you brought a
bag full of things. So this first thing
is, it's a
Lakers towel, but wait.
But wait.
Oh, it lights up.
Oh, shit.
Perfect for jerking
off. What?
A light-up cum rag? Yeah.
Put a little
excitement in there.
Some risk. Put some risk
in here. Lock the door. Let it happen. This is a cum rag that there. Some risk. Put some risk in here. Lock the door.
Let it happen. This is a cum rag that
is dry clean only.
You have to be very specific about that.
Very specific when you bring it in to be clean.
This is soaked in cum. Dry clean this
please.
For reasons I cannot.
The lights are still on.
Sir, can you please turn off the lights?
A couple of DVDs I know everyone in this room is clamoring for.
The Crown Season 2 on DVD.
If you're too cheap to get Netflix, but you still have a DVD player, you're welcome.
And then the last thing is I've been working for the DC Universe streaming service the last year or almost.
And one of their new shows they have...
Yeah, thank you very much.
One of the new shows they have is Doom Patrol.
Does anyone know Doom Patrol?
So this is a very fun poster they gave some of us
to give away.
It's numbered.
This is 1473 of 1500.
So you're welcome.
Almost the worst one. Yeah. This is 1473 of 1500. So you're welcome.
Almost the worst one.
Yeah.
Getting pretty high on that list.
Who's pretty high?
You, Doug.
Always you.
Thank you.
Anyway, so that's what I brought.
Oh, okay, great.
What do you got for us, Dan?
Man, I feel bad. He had a cornucopia of great gifts.
I mean, a light-up
cum rag. You can't...
You're leading with your fastball.
Once in a lifetime.
Everybody interprets, brings something for the
prize bag differently.
Some people really want to
win over this audience. What did you bring?
I want to let you know that there is a Hudson
News in JFK.
Pretty good book selection.
Including Prince,
The Last Interview.
I know you're asking,
what a cool book.
Why would you give it away?
I was going to read it
and then I forgot
you were supposed to bring
a gift on this show.
So you get the book
I was going to read.
Fuck-o!
What limited edition number is that book?
It's $225,000.
I don't know.
I'm going to buy another one when I land on Friday.
There's a lot of empty space in these pages.
It's double space.
It's a quick read.
It's what we call a quick read.
It's his last interview?
I hope so. His last interview
and other
conversations. So like,
you know, this text, like, you know, I'm going to the
store and he writes back, alright.
Just him shitting on his Uber driver? You're not
outside. You said you were outside.
He doesn't die at the end, does he?
Oh, at the beginning. it's like memento
yeah I don't know I hope it's good
I hope no one's mad
do you want to sign it
no
the estate of prince does not want me to sign that book
sorry go ahead
isn't the ford by Apollonia?
Yeah, it is. No, the Ford is actually...
Is it?
Morris Day. It's Morris Day.
No, it's by Hanif
Abduragikib.
That's why I let Doug read that.
Yeah.
I'm going to do some editing on this episode
for sure.
Because I do not want to insult Henif.
But maybe you'll sign Ken's book.
What did you bring, Ken?
I did bring a copy of my latest book, Planet Funny,
How Comedy Took Over Our Culture.
It's going to be a very rare one signed by Dan Soder.
Yeah.
Classic if you enjoy comedy.
Doug Lowe's movies appears in the book
whoa
there's a couple pages about Douglas movies
can the writers
fixated on the donut throwing
there's a lot of donut throwing when you come to Seattle
I've noticed less here
we don't do it at all here anymore
I don't think anybody ever brings donuts
you guys are bigger slackers
than Seattle
I brought donuts my
first time. But it's more fun in the big venues
where you can really throw a donut a long
distance. Here it's just sort of
sad when people
don't put their hands up and they get
hit at close range.
What else you got, Ken?
Copy of a holiday classic
The Polar Express on Blu-ray.
It's the worst.
So terrifying. What?
Listen, Hanks put his ass on
the line. That movie
answers the question, is there
something worse than
Steven Tyler? And that's
Steven Tyler as an elf.
Oh. Yeah.
By worse, I meant more scary.
It's my favorite Steven Tyler, Peter Scolari movie.
And weirdly, a very good bottle of 12-year-old single malt scotch whiskey
that a TV network left in my trailer today
because they didn't look at my Wikipedia to see if I drank scotch.
And I don't.
So their loss is your gain.
Now, you said,
because you don't drink scotch,
are there other alcohols you drink?
Rubbing alcohol.
Whoa.
Hell yeah, that's some single-wide behavior.
No drinking for you.
I'm not a drinker.
Right.
I like a dude that drinks
like he's being monitored all the time.
It's fucking rubbing alcohol.
They'll never suspect.
Are there like cups backstage?
Are there some cups we could get our hands on?
I'm glad.
I actually forgot my gift of beluga caviar.
No, because I was going to say,
those of us that drink should have some of that right now.
A half full bottle. If it's really good, yeah.
And it doesn't seem like that big of a bottle, right?
No, this is really nice.
We'll see if some cups come flying in miraculously.
I was curious enough to Google it to see what it would cost.
And it's like a $50 bottle of scotch.
I don't know anything about scotch.
Is that right, Sam?
Oh, yeah.
McCallan's a known one.
Yeah, I hear about that.
Heard of it.
Just staring at a bottle of whiskey.
Let's just look at it for a while, you guys.
What do you guys think?
That amber color.
So nice.
All right, let's start the bidding.
How much do you think that retails for, Sam?
You can get that at BevMo for probably about
$48.
$48? I'll see your $48.
I'm going to undercut you. I'm going to go $47.
I'm going to Price is Right you. Wow.
Wait, you're doing it in the wrong direction.
Damn right you did.
$1. This is why potheads don't succeed
on Price is Right.
The whole format's against us.
That yodeling guy's climbing a mountain?
You would never climb a mountain. Why would I climb a mountain?
Plinko? They should go up, not
down.
What's happening?
Oh, Desmond, what'd you
bring? What'd you bring,
DB? Yo, man, alright, DB
to DB here. I got something.
I'm titling it The Three
Phases of Paul Rudd.
What? First
original album. This shit's like
20th anniversary edition too,
yo, so. Soundtrack of
Clueless. Yeah, that's what it was. Featuring
Paul Rudd. Yeah, yeah, Paul Rudd.
Does Paul Rudd have a track on here?
I don't think he does. Well, yeah. I remember Supergrass. I don't remember Paul Rudd. Yeah, yeah, Paul Rudd. Does Paul Rudd have a track on here? Oh, hell yeah. I don't think he does. Well, yeah.
I remember Supergrass.
I don't remember Paul Rudd being on here.
Cracker?
You guys want a B-side Cracker song?
Do they have snippets of dialogue on the album?
No, man, just a whole lot of mighty, mighty boss tones.
Which I think one of the boss tones might be here tonight.
Dickie Barrett is another DB that I'm friends with I'm only
I'm only close to people that are initials DB
What else you got
Anchorman
Paul Rudd was in that
I feel like that's phase two for Paul right
You know I mean started with Clueless
And you know little Brian Fantana
And then
we end up with...
Here's your mic.
No, I mean talking to him.
Sorry about that.
The Ant-Man graphic novel.
Oh.
This is very thoughtful.
Was there one place you were able to buy all
three of these things? It was Paul Rudd's house.
Yeah, I just broke into Paul Rudd's house.
It's got in there, Paul Rudd's like,
you know where my Clueless vinyl is?
I wanted to listen to Mighty Mighty Boss
and it's gone.
I was in the mood for some Luscious Jackson.
I got an answer for us on the whiskey.
Oh, wow, 4801.
Son of a bitch, that's not how it works.
Oh, I'm definitely 4802.
Ken, you want to jump in there?
Actual retail price of the scotch?
I'll go over 50.
52.
Ken Jennings is our winner.
Total Wine & More
has it for $59.99.
Whoa.
Ken Jennings is coming in
and you're smashing people.
Yeah.
Jeopardy champion.
Ever lose.
Love it.
Price is right.
Guys like,
oh, it's a trivia.
I just fucking swat shit.
Everybody stop joking.
I was asked a trivia question.
Very important business.
There's like a siren.
All right.
Well, you're going to get asked some more trivia in a moment.
But before we do that, I want to know what everybody has been seeing.
What was the last movie you saw, Sam?
I saw Shazam!
Just because it's so close to your own name?
No, because I was down doing some events at WonderCon.
You just add some as in there and you got Shazam.
Just throw an H and a Z.
Sam Zam.
I got a new nickname.
Yep.
Is it as good as they're saying it is
it is legitimately good
people are loving it
it is a very fun movie
people are a bunch of liars
they're not
believe me
I am a very hard critic
in this department
and I really like that movie
no I do believe
that people are enjoying it
a great deal
and I hope to join them
in their enjoyment
because I've found
that with all the
superhero movies I don't necessarily go with I've found that with all the superhero movies
I don't necessarily go with
I don't run with the pack.
Like the ones that people love, I'm like, that was alright.
And the ones they don't, I'm like, that was my favorite.
You're a real bad boy.
That's why Hulk with Eric
Banner is my favorite.
You're trying to give people aneurysms.
I'm just kidding. I'm kidding around.
I'm joking around. You go, I'll say it.
Superman Returns was good.
Challenge me.
Wow.
Yeah, Superman Returns.
That had that weird effect that the shot for shot psycho had.
Where it's like, why am I watching the same thing but with different actors?
And every change they make story-wise is dumb.
Why is he just watching people?
They made Superman a
fucking creep.
But at least it has Kevin Spacey. That'll age well.
Yeah. Oh yeah. Well he did play
Lex Luthor. So I mean you know villain
and then he got more of a villain. So
actually hindsight 2020.
Oh so you think
all the movies where he played a bad person
will hold up? The casting director every movie he plays he plays a villain, the casting director's like, I knew it.
There's a lot of casting directors just patting themselves on the back.
I fucking said it.
I knew it.
You wanted Christopher Plummer, and I was like, no, here we stay with Space.
Yeah.
Yeah, Plummer almost got the role originally, right?
Is that true?
I don't know.
I think they were close to putting Plummer in,
but they wanted Spacey because it was a bigger name.
Oh.
Yeah.
What was the last movie you saw, Dan?
I mean, a real...
Watching a lot of cartel stuff.
Real uplifting.
Watched Sicario 2.
Day of the Soledad.
Yeah.
Man, Benicio Del Toro.
Awesome.
Real high.
Rented it on PlayStation Store.
Oh, I thought you were saying Benicio.
I mean, probably.
He looks sleepy or eye all the time.
Yeah, he always looks like he's just coming
back from the dentist
after major surgery.
Benicio Uribe.
I'm the collector.
Yeah, that's a real
rough bullet to the
head whole thing,
you know?
Get shot in the head,
but he lives.
You want to see Sicario too now, don't you?
Yeah, that sounds sick.
Sicario.
What was the last movie you saw, Ken?
I liked it.
I saw Us last week.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Was that fun for you?
Do you enjoy the scary films?
I enjoyed it very much. Yeah? Yeah. Was that fun for you? Do you enjoy the scary films? I enjoyed it very much.
That's cool.
I like Get Out
and I feel like
the knock against Get Out
was it's just
a Twilight Zone episode.
This thing's getting praised
a little too much
and that's why I like
how Us is just crazy.
Like nobody could ever say
it's just like
a Twilight Zone episode.
Yeah, because
Twilight Zone episodes
aren't full of Easter eggs.
Except for that one where
Santa woke up on Easter
Sunday.
What a twist.
That was the twist.
Did they really do that episode?
Just started going down the
Easter check. This sounds terrific.
He wakes up on Easter Sunday, he goes down the mall, he goes,
what's that rabbit doing with those kids?
A turf war?
A mall turf war?
Who took my gig?
It's my unusual episode.
Yeah.
Yeah, you can tell
I'm watching too much Sicario
that I've watched them
both in the week
because I'm like,
yeah, he's moving
out of your territory.
Gotta put some bodies
in the streets.
Let this Easter Bunny
know you're not
fucking around
I haven't seen the second Sicario
Because it doesn't have enough blunt in it
Yeah
Not in it at all
You got Josh Brolin
Josh Brolin and flip flops
Thanos and flip flops
What does Thanos wear?
What kind of footwear does he have?
Loose, casual.
He's got some Crocs in his wear.
Yeah, he does.
Sam's right.
He wears Crocs.
He wears Crocs.
You can put the gems in the Crocs.
Do you know what kind of evolution of a character that is?
He snapped his fingers and half of the world's shoes went out of style.
What do you got, Ken?
Did you already answer?
Desmond.
Still us.
Let's go to Desmond.
I went to go see Us with Ken.
I actually did see Us.
You saw it as well.
I saw it last night, actually.
How'd that work out for you?
You know, I dare anybody in here to tell me what the fuck was it about.
Like, it was beautiful.
It was gorgeous.
It's about us.
For starters.
So, Lucas Emilia fought in Vietnam.
Okay.
And his wife is Mandy Moore.
Ah.
Ah.
And Sterling.
When you get to the fire, I'm going to lose it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And somehow he dies.
I don't know.
Yeah.
It's overrated.
It's fine.
All right.
I don't like. What if they did a crossover? I don't like it. I don't know. It's overrated. It's fine. What if they did a crossover?
I don't like it.
I don't like shows where TV characters are there.
It's a character in the show, but they're dead already, but they're still in the show.
It's cry porn.
Like when Jimmy Smits died on NYPD Blue, but then he kept showing up as a ghost.
Like that.
That was in his contract, though.
That's why he died?
Because he was a ghost?
No. He was a his contract, though. That's why he died? Because he was a ghost? No.
He was a ghost all along?
Yes.
He kept showing up as a ghost
to be like,
you might as well be dead.
Yeah.
If you're being all ghost-like
all the time.
All right, well,
I think we've got
a lot of great recommendations
for movies out of that round.
I think Us is fascinating
to read about now. There's never
been a horror movie with so many little
things in it that are
intricate and Easter eggy.
So,
I'm sucked in.
My birthday's on Easter this year.
What's that?
Nothing. Somebody farted and
fucked up my drink.
That was a fart. That person needs to
win awards. That was the most. That person needs to win awards.
That was the most musically perfect
fart. I think it was a door, quite frankly.
Yeah, because if not...
It might have been a heavy sigh.
That is a magic asshole.
Was it the Mighty Mighty Boss Ducks?
Oh, that was him.
Dickie Barrett
can fart a perfect A-sharp.
Oh, Dumbo's here Come on in you little cutie
How come nobody said Dumbo
Has anybody seen Dumbo
No
I saw Dumbo
You did
It's insane
Like Michael Buffer comes out
On two occasions to say
What
To say let's get ready to Dumbo
No
And he's dressed as No He's dressed as an old timey ringmaster on two occasions to say, to say, let's get ready to Dumbo. No.
And he's dressed as, he's dressed as an old timey ringmaster.
And then he reads the lyrics
from the racist,
he reads the lyrics
from the racist crow song
in his Michael Buffer voice.
In boxing announcer,
Yeah.
Cadence.
You've seen a horse fly.
You've seen a dragon fly. You've seen a dragon fly.
And he's dressed as an old-timey ringmaster.
And it happens twice.
It's insane.
But you've never seen an elephant fly.
Wow.
Flying out of the red corner.
Why hasn't anybody,
why hasn't that been brought up?
Er, what, po, dumbo.
That is, wow.
I'm going to see it just on that knowledge that Michael Buffer got fucking paid.
That guy doesn't show up for less than 50K
in a white tuxedo.
That's right.
The Colin Farrell-like character,
he's not in the Dumbo original at all, right?
No, it's like 20 minutes of the original movie,
but then what if there was two more hours
about Colin Farrell as a World War I veteran
and his daughter who wants to be a scientist,
and then what if...
What if Michael Keaton was playing some crazy bond villain
who wants to start a coney island theme park it is bizarre all this next season on billions yeah
it's a money grab you guys watch that show you know that is really not that far fetched yeah
dude if acts got in the elephant game and it's fucking go. And they're like,
let's take out the,
let's remove the talking mouse
because that's silly.
No talking mouse.
That's childish.
We can't have racist crows anymore.
What's the closest replacement for that?
A Michael Buffer.
Well, that's not fair to Mikey.
Your old buddy.
This is the part where I say,
let the games begin
That's right
Turn it off Bert
Because we're going to pick some name tags
And then we're going to play some games
We've got white Christmas Mike
White Chris Mike
He's even got a folder that he puts it into
And he's not holding it up
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Back to the show.
Alright, we're back
and Dan Soder's
a little upset that he saw last minute some Cadbury eggs.
Which I can finance on my own.
Yeah, you could get your own eggs.
I'll go to CVS.
Yeah, they're out there.
So what did you end up with there then?
I got the Wessler.
Because it's WrestleMania week.
Yeah.
So, you know, it's our time.
It's our time down here.
Macho man
making a comeback? He's dead.
He's fucking dead,
dude. Oh, yeah.
Like Jimmy Smith. How about Ultimate
War? Always been a ghost.
Yeah, now I'm back.
Oh, yeah. He's never
alive. Flipping tables,
making doors shut.
Snapping to a slim chin.
Dude, he would be the most dead giveaway ghost of all time.
Ooh, Macho Man, I hear you haunting the house.
Ooh, yeah, die too fast.
Yeah, wasn't allowed to cross over.
Didn't walk into the light
yeah
put it up
right here
on a bottle
of whiskey
alright Sam
do ten minutes
on your name tag
not a problem
this is
Jim Cata
oh I saw that
on the Twitter
that's a good one
Jim Cata
yeah we're going
at it.
Kicking and jumping.
Jim?
Yeah.
Great.
No, my name is Kata.
It would have been really fucked up.
He's like, I prefer James.
So James Kata obviously picked up on some of your subtle and not so subtle hints
that both Mr. Jennings and I would be on the program
tonight, and so we are both featured along
with you. That's a late-breaking development.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
So, well done. I'm glad you had the afternoon free.
I didn't mean that in a mean way.
I mean, look at it. It didn't take an afternoon.
Ken, who are you?
I have an even more hastily
photoshopped poster for the green Kyle.
Oh, Kyle looks like he's going to puke.
He is extremely green.
He's very green.
It goes with my Polar Express theme of amazing Tom Hanks movies.
That's right.
I got to take these.
Still no cups for that booze.
What do you got Desmond a bit of Photoshop over here too for case jam Casey starring Casey Jones and of course Doug
Benson yeah and this happened recently and I always love to point it out got it
finally a manila folder back in action
because they just don't get enough work these days.
They really did.
You never think about it. You just don't get to
say Manila folder that often anymore. They're gone.
At least not in our game, we don't, right?
Comedians and Jeopardy champions.
I add Manila folders to my Gmail
account all the time. Yeah?
I want old school Manila folders.
Let's bring those back. I click.
Let's prop up the
industry.
Peachy folders.
Remember peachy?
All right.
Quick ad break,
you guys.
I know we just did one,
but here's another one.
Watch Tommy Boy with me
this Sunday,
April 7th at 5 o'clock
Pacific.
Go to CYA Live.
That's CYA Live.com
or download the CYA Live
app for tickets. Yeah. It's CYA live.com or download the see you live app for tickets.
Yeah.
It's at the same time as Wrestlemania though
I think.
Woo!
Will the ghost of
Macho Man Randy Savage be here?
That's Ric Flair. He is alive and well.
Oh. Alright.
Greatest of all time.
Is Ric Flair going to appear you think?
No.
At Tommy Boy?
How many years ago?
Okay, at Tommy Boy.
This is going to be me watching Tommy Boy
and people watch me watch it.
It's pretty fun.
I'll talk to him.
If he comes over.
I'll talk to the people.
Yeah.
They'll be like, what do you think of Chris Farley?
I'll be like, I'm watching Tommy Boy, aren't I?
Big fan.
All right. So that's who you guys are playing for. They all have a chance to win. you think of chris farley i'll be like i'm watching tommy boy aren't i big fan all right so
um that's who you guys are playing for they all have a chance to win we don't care about uh um
their name tags anymore because we don't say we don't say shitheads at the end or we have a new
positive uh yeah we have a very very positive energy pro message at the end. I mean, I say positive energy.
Let's start with Alex's, Jason and Deb's IMDB game.
One of my favorite games to play.
I wish I could participate, but I have to host.
The IMDB page, you know it, right, Desmond?
No, what is that?
IMDB, you know what that is
You are Doug Benson
You are DB
But you don't know IMDB
I knew you were DB
They list four projects
That are like your top
Best known for they claim
But the algorithm is strange
And they put some weird titles in there for some people
In mine my top four is
a documentary about comedy in Portland.
Didn't even know I was in it.
And it's what I'm best known for.
So keeping
that in mind, it is a tricky game, but
I'm going to start naming somebody's top four
from their IMDb page, an actor
or actress. Just buzz in with your own
name when you think you know who it is.
And be careful, though,
because if you buzz in early and guess the wrong name,
that's a negative one point for that.
But if you succeed guessing correctly,
you get to guess what other movies
are in their top four for bonus points.
Yeah, it's a lot to take in,
but I think you guys can handle it.
I'm not ready.
You're not ready?
I'm not ready.
All right, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Okay.
Wow, I was really going to try to talk you through it,
but you snapped too.
And a theme will emerge in these answers,
as Sam nods knowingly.
Who's best known for
and you guys know this
but no audience guesses.
Who's best known for
the Blues Brothers?
So you know there's a lot of people in that movie.
This could be Carrie Fisher.
This could be Carrie Fisher. This could be James Brown.
Could be Kathleen Freeman, who plays the nun.
So I'll give you another title.
Blues Brothers 2000.
Narrows it down a little bit, Sam.
Come on, quit shaking your head.
It's true, not everyone was alive.
All right.
This next one's gonna...
Desmond.
Dan Aykroyd.
Desmond's going in early,
and he's saying Dan Aykroyd.
That's correct!
Son of one of the blues, son of a bitch.
That was close.
I was going to name one more,
but I didn't get to it yet.
So you get to guess two more Dan Aykroyd movies.
Ghostbusters.
And?
Ghostbusters 2.
Those are both correct.
Weird that Blues Brothers 2000 sneaks up in those four.
Yeah.
And you're really going to have a chance to really run away with this,
Des,
because I'm going to give you now one bonus point.
If you could spell acroid.
Don't even have to do it.
You just have to tell me if you can.
I can.
A-K-R-Y-O-D.
Is there a C in there?
So wrong.
Raise your hand on the panel if you think you can do it.
Ken's in.
What is it, Ken?
A-Y-K-R-O-Y-D.
Very good. Very good.
Very good.
You don't get a point for it.
I just wanted somebody to...
Why am I wasting my time?
I got to tire you out.
I got to rope-a-dope you, Jennings.
Mouse spin!
Coming in here with foreman-like power.
All right.
DB's got three points already on the board.
How many are we playing?
This is exciting. We're playing four rounds, but I do have a already on the board. How many are we playing, too? This is exciting.
We're playing four rounds, but I do have a tiebreaker.
Okay.
Ready to go.
All right, round two.
Answer to the first one was Dan Aykroyd, of course.
Round two starts with the motion picture, First Blood.
What?
What?
What?
The second title is Silverado.
Dance owner.
Brian Dennehy.
That is correct.
Yes.
I just want to thank Brian Dennehy
for being such a great actor
and having so much range
to play sheriff.
Also play sheriff.
I think he's a sheriff
in both Silverado
and in First Blood.
You get two more guesses.
Fuck, on the Dennehy?
And we all know
how to spell Dennehy,
so don't hold out for that.
Fuck. Dennehy's, so don't hold out for that. Fuck.
Dennehy's.
I mean, the work.
Where to begin?
Blues Brothers 2000?
No.
I can't believe you got him so quickly
off of those two movies.
I really only know him from First Blood.
Isn't it weird that David Caruso's in First Blood?
Yeah, he's the one that when
Stallone takes off his shirt and you see all the scars,
he goes, Jesus.
It's really his only line.
He takes off his sunglasses and says, Jesus.
That guy's been through a lot.
What?
Fuck, I don't know.
I give up.
Can I guess for no points?
Yes.
Tommy Boy.
Oh, son of a bitch.
And FX.
Oh, man.
I'm good at the first part of this game.
They went with Cocoon
And Ratatouille
Bullshit IMDB
He's in Ratatouille?
Tommy Boy I was like I felt stupid
But now that you didn't get it I feel better
There you go
That's what I'm here for
Thank you Sam
Alright round three Desmond's got three
Dan has one and Ken and Sam
Arguably The ones we expected to win,
are not.
It's just an honor to be on the show, Doug.
The first title is
Ghosts Can't Do It.
Of course.
Yeah, there's a movie called that.
Ghosts Can't do it.
And here's the strange part.
You know what it is?
It's laundry is the thing they can't do.
Because you take the sheet off, and you're just naked ghost.
Keep mixing.
Yeah, mixing the whites and the colors.
Macho man doing laundry.
Okay.
I'm getting pink socks.
All right, here we we go The second title
Yeah
Is
Bolero
What?
Bolero
These sound made up
Sam
Ken
Sam
No I'm joking
I was
Mike wasn't even near my mouth Sam. Ken. Sam. No, I'm joking. I was... Oh.
Mike wasn't even near my mouth.
I'm going to say Bo Derek.
Do you want to say your name first?
I did.
You did? You said you were laughing at the hilarious ventriloquist.
Ken buzzed in.
Okay.
And what's your answer?
I said Bo Derek.
That is correct.
All right. I showed you. Okay, And what's your answer? I said Bo Derek. That is correct. Alright.
Okay, now name two other movies that have
Bo Derek.
Ten?
And eleven.
No, hold on. Tarzan.
Some Tarzan
movie. Shit, we need the
full title. Tarzan and. Shit, we need the full title.
Tarzan and the Lost Village
of
a White Lady with Cornrows.
I wouldn't even
give it to you if some of those words were right.
What's that movie called?
I'll tell you.
But first of all,
I want to disappoint you further.
10 didn't make the list. What? I all, I want to disappoint you further.
10 didn't make the list.
What?
I bet Tommy Boy did.
It sure did.
Tommy Boy and then Tarzan the Ape Man.
Was the name of that one.
Classic.
Exactly.
So I really thought you were going to tie it up there for a second.
That movie was definitely green lit on cocaine.
I got Bo Derek.
I got the eight man suit.
We'll just do it as a Tarzan.
Alright, here we go.
Sam.
Whoa.
Is this real?
Yeah. He went all in. Wow. He could take this real? Yeah.
He went all in. Wow.
He could take this whole thing down if he does this right.
It's the only chance I have.
He's going for it, you guys.
Badass.
What do you got, Sam?
Chris Farley.
That is correct.
Now, if you can name three or more movies that are in his top four,
you are the winner of this
game.
Tommy Boy.
Beverly Hills Ninja.
Black Sheep.
Wayne's World.
What a
fuck up. God damn it.
I know where you screwed up. Is it Wayne's World 2?
No. No, it's Tommy Boy, Beverly Hills Ninja, Black Sheep.
I want to guess the fourth one.
Say it with me.
Cone Heads.
I didn't tie it.
Yeah, no, you won.
What?
You straight up won because you got one point for guessing the name.
All right.
Oh, son of a bitch.
Three more.
He doesn't even know when to do a mic drop.
It doesn't matter.
He just fucking did a magic trick.
Yeah, we just got, I just, I got hustled.
A little bit.
That was crazy.
A little bit.
And then I remember that there was a theme to all this.
I was like, oh, I'll try to put it together.
I really was like, I really was for a moment like scared. And then I was like, oh, son of a bitch, there was a theme to all this. I was like, oh, that's how you put it together. I really was like, I really was for a moment like scared.
And then I was like, oh, son of a bitch, there's a theme.
Hey, did I mention that you can watch Tommy Boy with me this Sunday
at the 7th at 5 o'clock Pacific?
See ya live.
Boom.
Do you want to, Sam, do you want to try to really go for it?
Tell me the top four for Mr. David Spade.
Ooh, it's going to be Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, and Son of a Bitch.
What was that one he did with?
Oh, yeah, that one.
No, no, the one with the girl where he steals the dog.
Oh, yeah.
Is this your dog?
Yeah.
Or no, I took your dog.
Oh, I'm going to say.
Dog Thief. Just Shoot Me. Oh, they throw a TV one in sometimes. this your dog yeah or no i took your dog oh uh i'm gonna say uh dog thief just shoot me oh they
throw a tv one in sometimes yeah they throw a tv one yeah billions is in dan's top four
can't all be movies so is guy code yeah and and just for just for shits and giggles i'll say
saturday night live oh two out of four they They went Joe Dirt, number one.
Of course.
Yeah, then Tommy Boy, then the Benchwarmers.
And they also threw in the Emperor's New Groove.
Lost and Found.
That's the name of the dog movie.
That was a cute dog.
Brian Dennehy's in Ratatouille?
I can't get past this
For me the game ended at that second
He scrambled them with Dennehy knowledge
Yeah I don't
What character does he play?
Is he like
Brian Dennehy
As himself
Yeah as himself in Ratatouille
He's one of the patrons in the restaurants.
Hey, I love you.
How could you serve me this shit?
I'm Brian Dennehy.
You go, whoa.
A mouse made this?
I'm Brian Dennehy.
He says it in every scene he's in.
He announces that he is Brian Dennehy.
This is a true story.
I beat Brian Dennehy's daughter at the end.
Oh, wait a minute.
There's no reason.
Yes.
Fuck you. Like, that's not cool. Like, we're talking about Brian Dennehy's daughter at Gettysburg. Oh, wait a minute. There's no reason. Yes! Fuck you!
Like, that's not cool.
Like, we're talking
about Brian Dennehy
out of nowhere
and Ken Jennings
fucking just beat
the shit out of him.
Honestly.
Was she asking for it, Ken?
You just,
I love that you wrecked,
you wrecked a famous
person's kid in Jeopardy.
Sweet attributions.
Like, if you're gonna
beat somebody at Jeopardy,
a celebrity kid is really
one of the least likable people you could start with.
Bring your nepotism into the dome of Jeopardy.
Where's your rowing scholarship now,
Brian Dennehy's daughter?
Yes.
Yes.
Was that Alex's chat with that contestant?
So I hear your old man's a real piece
of work.
Your dad was in Ratatouille.
What was that like?
How red is your dad's face right now?
Probably.
Man, I'm going to
tell so many people that I know that.
You know how Ken Jennings
fucked up right and he started in Jeopardy?
Don't start. Don't just say it. You have to say it in Jeopardy? Don't just say, you have to say
at Jeopardy real loudly.
Yeah, you can't swallow it after fucked her up.
You know that
Ken Jennings put hands on Brian Denny's
daughter? The man's a monster.
I sat
feet from him. I felt the anger
radiating off of him.
Brian Denny, he has a right. He has a right to have a gripe
with Ken Jennings.
He had her so flustered she couldn't work her button.
At Jeopardy.
Yes.
That's all I'll say.
You got to always throw in at Jeopardy after you say.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's play Last Man Stanton to pick a winner.
I'm sorry, James Cotta.
I thought I had it for you.
No, that was just game number one All you did there Sam
was show us how smart you are
No all I did was put myself in the worst position
I defer
I don't know if it's the worst position
like if it's a movie actor or actress that only has
two or three films you're in good shape
What if it's Bo Derek
He's got the five films, so yeah.
So if I start, I win by default.
He'll come back around to you.
Yeah.
What do we do?
We do the Deer Hunter, Godfather 1, Godfather 2.
Dog Day Afternoon, The Conversation.
And we're done.
Yeah, we're out.
That is the greatest career of all time.
All five were nominated for Best Picture.
Some people will say James Dean with the three and out,
but those movies were fucking boring.
John Cazale.
Yeah.
John Cazale is in five solid-ass movies. All of those movies were fucking boring. John Cazale. Yeah. John Cazale is in five
solid ass movies.
All of those movies
were either nominated
for our one best picture.
A couple of them
have about an hour too much.
Wow.
Man.
Deer Hunter's a little long,
but what are you going to do?
His agent had to ride that out.
He's like,
I got them in all five.
And he's like,
what have you done since?
He's like, shut up.
He's unavailable. He's going to do have you done since? He's like, shut up. He's unavailable.
He's going to do a fantasy island
in the spring.
Where's Mighty
Boog Nish? Where you at? Oh, there you are.
He is
going to suggest the name of an
actor or actress, and then we're going to take
turns naming movies that person
has been in.
If you can't think of one, you're out.
Sam gets to go first.
Then we'll go to
what she thinks
is a massive disadvantage.
But you could take a title
that would really
fuck all of us up.
Say John Cazale.
Or Sam Levine.
Have we ever done
the films of Sam Levine
with you on the panel?
We have not.
That would be an interesting wrinkle.
Yes, it would.
It would be a weird thing to give the guy
that's probably, you know, most likely to win
even more of an advantage.
What if someone beat you with that, though?
It is entirely possible.
Like Doug in documentaries,
I've been in things that are a surprise
to me when they come out
that's what he said
it's true
alright so Bugnish
oh it's Wrestlemania week so he's saying
The Rock
finally
The Rock has come my goodness. Finally, The Rock
has come back.
This is going to be
an interesting one.
I knew I loved you when I saw you in a
Shinsuke Nakamura shirt.
King of Strong Style.
Alright, Sam.
And you know what? No lifelines.
Okay.
Yeah.
We got a show to...
Wait, Dumbo's back.
All right.
Oh, my lips are tingling.
Skyscraper.
Nice.
That's a good one.
The Rundown.
Okay, wait, wait for me.
You're right.
This should do it.
Okay, Ken.
Jumanji colon, welcome to the jungle.
Oh, man.
What scares me about Ken is his precise...
Punctuation?
Yeah, like you stuck a landing
like a fucking Russian gymnast in the late 80s.
Where you're like,
there's some fucking desire in that landing.
I'm fucked.
I've seen Doug be very meticulous about subtitles.
Oh yeah, you gotta get it right.
I mean, you don't have to say colon out loud.
I thought that's how you said the name of that movie. Are you guys making
fun of me? That's not how you say it?
I'm telling you, it's the precise nature that upsets me.
Yeah, I would say it that way if I was
buying a ticket at the box office.
It's fun to throw that in there.
But
yeah,
I don't think there's a lot of colons
in The Rock's work.
Desmond?
Moana.
Oh.
Yo, man, I got a three-year-old.
All right, so that's probably going to be your only answer.
Probably, yeah.
Except for that one.
Are you playing? I'm playing. Okay. Probably, yeah. Except for that one. Are you playing?
I'm playing.
I'm playing.
I am playing.
I don't know who that was.
I'm so excited to get to say this.
I just saw this movie
and I liked it a lot.
It's about wrestling.
It's called Fighting With My Family.
I was trying to remember
what that was called.
Yeah.
The Rock has a cameo
where he can be really mean.
But he's, you know,
it's tough love.
He's trying to help
these kids.
Help these kids
to grow up to be
very scared adults.
Sam. San adults. Sam.
Sam Andreas.
Okay.
Walking Tall.
Directed by the guys who created Billions.
Oh, David Levine and Brian Koppelman, yeah.
Is his name in that movie, Buford Pusser?
I think it's called Buford.
Because that's his name in the original one.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think so.
But they don't give him like a more...
Yeah, they don't give him like a Samoan version of Buford Pusser.
Whatever that would be.
Yeah.
What would that be?
Buford Moana?
Yeah.
Buford Hock-a-lolly.
Yeah.
All right, Ken. The Tooth Fairy? Is that what that movie's called? That's a good one. Puford Hucklelolly Yeah Alright Ken
The Tooth Fairy
Is that what that is
Yes
That's a good one
Yes
It is really not
It's a great one
You wanna see range
Rockin' a tutu
Shit
It's getting tricky
Hey Des
Yeah was he just in
like regular ass
Jumanji
without a colon
what
isn't that what you said
Jumanji
colon
no that was
Robin Williams
I get them
confused all the time
oh man
yeah there was
the original Jumanji
which was just that word
and then
the one that came out
with the rock
had Welcome to the Jungle after it right right so I was guessing that he was just that word. And then the one that came out with The Rock had Welcome to the Jungle after it.
Right, right.
So I was guessing that he was just in, you know...
Regular Jumanji.
Like as a baby or something?
Whatever.
I mean, I don't know how old The Rock is.
Probably mid...
I think he was a teenager.
A teenager?
Is he older than Kirsten Dunst?
Yeah. Because she's theen Dunst? Yeah.
Because she's the girl in that.
Yeah.
Have you seen the picture of The Rock in his 90s gear?
He played at the University of Miami with Warren Sapp in 1991.
Oh, wow.
Then he would have been in his 20s.
Then we came out in 95.
There you go.
All right.
So The Rock was in Jumanji.
He was Rocky Mayabita in 1995.
He's in both Jumanjis.
And Desmond's still in the game.
Sweet.
Thanks, guys.
Sorry, Sam.
It's fine by me.
Oh, are you sure?
Are you sure? Because I feel a rampage coming on.
I'm going to sit down one day
and watch Skyscraper
and San Andreas
and Rampage
back to back to back.
Yeah.
And then at the end,
I'm going to kill myself.
Yeah.
It's a good primer.
Right?
Mm-hmm.
I mean, it's the same movie
three times.
Every time, he's like,
but I'm going to take
this helicopter.
I'm going to stop this
burning on fire slash
monkey slash earthquake.
They should make
one movie that's all of those things.
Oh, is it me? Was Rampage your answer?
Mm-hmm.
Central Intelligence.
Oh, god damn it.
Fun. Yes.
What a fun movie.
The Scorpion King.
Oh, very good.
Very good. I don't know if you
noticed, but I'm going in order.
Actually, I fucked up. Scorpion
King was first. Fuck. I looked right at Sam.
I know. I could have looked at Ken.
I looked at Sam.
I know.
I could have looked at Ken.
I looked at Sam.
He's in all the Jumanji.
Is he in Zathura?
No, I'm not going to say Zathura.
Don't say it.
Because also you will not get the full title right on that one.
Is he in? Okay, so I legitimately don't remember.
Zathura colon a space adventure? Yeah. That's correct. I like that movie. legitimately don't remember. Like, Scythera colon a space adventure?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's correct.
I like that movie.
You don't have to say the colon.
Oh, yeah, you're right.
What are you going with?
I think this is right.
Is he in Be Cool?
Yes.
He is, right?
He is.
Wow.
Get shorty sequel Be Cool?
Mm-hmm.
Not as good.
Desmond? Did you get any inspirato?
Ballers.
Yes.
That's a movie.
It's going to be someday if it follows the entourage path.
All right.
Well, that's it for me, guys.
Okay.
Good job.
You did great.
Listen, it's not easy.
Sorry, Casey.
There's a lot you have to deal with here in your situation right now.
There's pain and gain.
Motherfucker, you keep taking it right out of my mouth.
Right out of my mouth.
Straight from Sam's mouth.
Yeah, you know where that scorpion king started?
When the mummy returns.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
It's true.
Anyone else grew up playing computer games?
You remember he was in Doom.
Oh, yeah.
Off the computer game Doom.
You know, made famous by the game Doom.
I love Doom.
I don't think I have one. Uh... Uh...
Uh...
We're good?
The Mummy 3.
That's not a movie that exists.
Wrapped up in it?
Come on, Dwayne. we need you for this one.
Just get us over the hump.
We're in the red, man.
I don't think that's a real thing.
You're out?
I think I'm out.
Okay, I'm going to try something here.
Exactly where you're going with this?
Are you...
You've spent so few times in my life
that liking professional wrestling
has given me confidence.
Honestly, this is the only time.
I want to say
Furious 7.
Yeah, I knew.
Who's going to look this up?
Wait, wait, wait.
Who's going to look this up?
Wait, wait, wait.
People are already disputing it.
What did you say?
Furious 7.
But that might have been...
It gets so confusing.
Right.
When they use Fast, when they confusing right with that when they use Fast
when they use Furious
when they use both
no I believe you were correct
that's why I didn't get into this
you think
alright
I'm not going to dispute it
what are you going with
I'm going to say
the fate of the Furious
the fate of the Furious
yeah that's a confusing one
that's the 8th one
I'm going to say
the other guys
oh
you motherfucker alright in that case I'm going to say the other guys. Oh, you motherfucker.
All right.
In that case, I'm going to say...
Damn it.
I can't think of what happens in the subtitle.
So I don't want to blow it.
Say the word colon in your head and see if it appears.
Say the word colon in your head and see if it appears.
So I'll just say, when was he introduced, Fast and Furious 6?
I can't tell you.
That's a good point, Sam.
Alright, I'm out.
Fast 5.
That's when he started?
That was his first one?
It's my favorite of all the titles.
You know that.
This is the weird one.
This sounds like you're going to get jerked off.
Fast Five.
Just a quick Fast Five.
How much is the Fast Five? That's all I need.
Just give me a Fast Five.
We've got to be there at eight.
Just give me a Fast Five.
Fast Five.
What are you mad about? It's a I need. Just give me a fast five. We've got to be there at eight. Just give me a fast five. Fast five. What are you mad about?
It's a fast five.
I don't want to fuck this name up.
I love that movie, Fast Five Full of Anger.
Yeah.
The Underdogs.
Huh?
The Underdogs?
Yeah, where he was the football coach.
Hmm.
I don't think that's what that was called.
Fuck, that's not what it was called. Son of a bitch. I don't think that's what that was called. Fuck, that's not what it was called.
I don't think so.
I'm a stone cold guy, all right?
What was it called?
It was called...
Remember the Titans,
I think is what you're looking for.
It was basically that movie.
That's not it.
It was Keanu teach...
Keanu was the baseball coach.
Replacement? Can I come back? Don't tell him! No, he wasn't in the replacement. Not the replacements. That's not it But it was Keanu teach Keanu was the baseball coach Replacements
Can I come back
And don't tell him
No he wasn't in the replacements
Not the replacements
Damn
The band
It was called
The Blind Side
No
No
I have a vague feeling
Of what you're talking about
But I don't think
It's called The Underdogs
I don't know what it's called
We
We did a pretty good job
though here, I think.
I'm pretty satisfied
with the number of films
they came up with.
Do you have another one, Sam?
I do.
What is it?
Fast and Furious.
Yeah, right.
That's six.
What about Hobbs and Shaw?
Wait, I said Fast and Furious 6
and you said that was right.
No, you said
Furious 7 is what you said.
Oh.
Check the tape.
Okay.
But what do you guys think that underdog's movie is called?
Gridiron Gang.
Gridiron.
Son of a bitch.
Gridiron Gang.
Son of a bitch.
Fuck.
Gridiron Gang. Sam is our winner!
James Cotto!
We did it!
Yeah, James Cotto,
come get your prizes.
All your bags of
stuff. Leave the scotch.
You get the whole bottle because nobody brought cups.
I'm taking that bottle.
We never found it.
No cups for Icoci appeared, so you get
all that and the booze.
You can take the box too if you want.
You got enough hands?
Don't forget the box.
Alright.
Thank you, Sam.
Let's do some plug-ins, starting with
our friend Desmond
His great great show You're the Worst
Final
The season series finale
Tomorrow night on FXX
And what else is going on buddy
You know nothing life
Just kind of enjoying springtime
No you can
find me on the
Netflix
Tamara Jenkins film called Private Life
starring Paul Giamatti
oh that's right
it's a good movie
thank you
do you spend enough time around
Paul Giamatti to work up an impression
of him?
No, I would never do that to the great G.
I bet you Dan has.
I got a Giamatti.
Give us some Giamatti.
No, he always just gives me a smile.
It's always like a cheeky smile.
Hey, Dan.
That's it.
That's all I get with him.
Hey, Dan.
I hear it.
I hear it.
It's very pleasant.
I've always been very excited.
He does seem...
That guy knows
my fucking name.
He seems like
a nice fellow.
If you're not
named Dan,
it's not a great
impression.
You're right.
Could you say
hey, Ken
and see if it works?
Hey, Ken.
Oh, yeah.
It's just me
being pleasant.
Feels like he's
in the room.
Ken Jennings,
how many books
have you got
written now?
I've written 12 books. The latest is Planet Funny, How Comedy Took Over a Culture Cameo Ken Jennings how many books have you got written now?
I've written 12 books the latest is
Planet Funny
How Comedy Took Over
a Culture Cameo
Appearance by Mr. Doug Benson
your host
yeah
yeah read it
read at least those pages
in a bookstore
it's super fun
there are bookstores?
I'm hearing that
that's the thing.
Hudson News.
Hudson News.
It's going to come back, Sam, just like vinyl.
Wouldn't that be great?
I'm also at Ken Jennings on Twitter,
and my podcast is Omnibus, which is a light, funny,
look at strange things from human history and culture
that I do with my friend John Roderick.
Love it.
Thank you for being here.
Ken Jennings! that I do with my friend John Roderick. Love it. Thank you for being here. Thank you, guy who keeps yelling my last name.
Dan Soder, co-host of The Bonfire
on Comedy Central Radio on Sirius XM.
Me and Big Jay have The Bonfire
Monday through Thursday, 6 to 8 p.m.
on Comedy Central Radio.
Billions Sundays at 9 on Showtime and DanceHunter.com.
We'll be at Wise Guys in Salt Lake City, 13th to 14th.
Moon Tower Comedy Festival.
Calgary Laugh Shop.
That's where you lost me.
Okay.
I mean, I haven't been there before.
Calgary, please
come out. I'm sure it's nice.
We'll talk stampede wrestling.
Just fucking please come out to that casino.
It's so lonely.
And they make me watch Canadian
football in the sports bar.
Help!
What do you got, Sam?
If you are not already
watching DC universe
dot com seriously check it out
get into it I'm on you can see me
there five days a week on DC daily
one of the many fine shows
you can stream off of DC universe
and I also want to plug
Dan on billions
it's in season four right now guys
seriously the most
amazing, ridiculous,
fucking serious,
but ridiculous show
on television. Every episode is
amazing. And I'll tell you, Sam just earned
a hard plug for me to compliment in Levine
when I see them next time. Thanks, buddy.
Get Sam on this show. Thank you. Season
five. There it is. That's all I want.
Man, if he shows up
in season five,
how fucking stoked
would you guys be?
Don't act like that's not cool.
If he shows up
in a season
and you're like,
oh fuck,
I was there.
Yeah.
Who was I?
Gridiron Gang.
Fucking whole thing.
I gotta write
Gridiron Gang down
because I'm gonna
hashtag that.
Get all the people out there that are big Gridiron Gang down because I'm going to hashtag that. Get all the people out there
that are big Gridiron Gang fans on board.
I'm going to be at Comedy Off-Broadway
in Lexington, Kentucky on May 7th
doing a Douglas Movies.
First time we've done the show there.
And Gridiron Gang.
Yeah. Thank you guys for being here. movies first time we've done the show there and uh great iron gang yeah
thank you guys for being here the next show here at ucb will be on uh april 23rd one time for all
of my guests one more time sam levine dan soter ken jennings desmond Borges. As always, positive energy!
Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.
Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.
There's no room in his heart for you.
Because Doug loves movies!