Doug Loves Movies - David Koechner, Lisa Corrao, Rob Maher and Matt Fernandez guest
Episode Date: August 22, 2018Live from the Improv in Orlando, Doug welcomes David Koechner, Lisa Corrao, Rob Maher and Matt Fernandez to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Not...ice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds
With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is I Love Movies.
I Love Movies.
This is I Love Movies.
Coming to you once again from
the Improv in
Orlando, Florida.
Yeah.
Let's see what else I wrote
down here.
It's Saturday,
August 18th, 2018.
I saw Mickey
Mouse yesterday
at Disney World, but today
I'd like to M-I-C
some name tags.
Let's see what you got, you guys.
Oh my goodness.
A fish called Wakanda?
What's your name?
Tony.
Okay.
I saw the Selena, is that her name in real life?
And that's your name as well?
So you didn't have to change the Selena poster, you just had to be alive.
And then you play her
at what age on the poster?
No.
Isn't there two versions
of Selena on the poster?
One's younger, one's older.
You're the younger one.
And I'm old Selena down there.
Hold it up so everybody
can see me as Selena.
That's really...
I really like...
You know, I wish you were a casting director
and not a lady just sitting at my show.
I saw this WALL-E thing I saw today on the internet, right?
Yeah, and what is it?
Joe-E?
But you drew that?
Painted it?
Printed it?
But what is...
It's the WALL-E robot.
The girl robot in WALL-E, right?
And then WALL-E himself?
And they're just hanging out one behind the other?
Oh, he's holding a pot leaf.
That's how he got that robot chick.
All right, cool.
Good one, Joe.
Chris, 10 things I hate about you.
Dave, the last dance.
You guys, this whole table is all winners.
Lynn, say anything. Oh, what's that? dance? You guys, this whole table is all winners. Lin say
anything.
Oh, what's that? Zach and
Ryan make a porno?
Which
one are you?
Okay, Zach,
good job.
Thanks for bringing those, you guys And good luck being picked
Doug plugs, I've got Doug Loves Movies tapings
Coming up in Vegas, Los Angeles, Cleveland
Kansas City, and Mo
For dates, deets
And ticketing links
Go to DougLovesMovies.com
That's DougLovesMvies.com That's douglovesmovies.com
Yeah!
Yeah!
I mean, I guess
it tells me how many of you are
listening to recent episodes.
Because that caught on fast.
That was
some fast stuff right there.
All my guests brought stuff for the prize bag,
but let me tell you what I brought before we get to that.
I've got a 45th Parallel Traverse City Pure Michigan sticker.
Oh, I'm glad people are excited about it,
because I just noticed that it has a prize tag on the back for $3.99.
Yeah, that is a lot for that sticker. And then a scarf that says Tito's Handmade Vodka on it.
Yeah, it's gluten-free according to Tito Beverage. This was a CD that I also got in Michigan when I was in Traverse City. I saw some guys play in a bar, and they handed me their CD.
It's Eli and Arthur, and together they form a band called After Hours, with no H.
Because you don't spell hours with an H. Get it? Okay.
A little notepad from Copy Central. If you're ever
in downtown Traverse City,
it's your downtown print shop place.
It's probably where you could get
a good WALL-E poster
replicated. A Douglas
Movies t-shirt.
A Douglas Movies sticker.
A Peacemaker pipe
that's only been used once.
And the greatest gift I can give you guys,
the white rubber wristband they give you when you go to see Taylor Swift's show.
Yeah.
This was from the Tampa show at the stadium where the Buccaneers play.
And they made announcements throughout the show.
Maybe I've told you guys this already,
but I'm going to say it again. They make
announcements throughout the show saying
if you get lost or you need to find
the exit, just go to the pirate ship.
But the team name is
the Buccaneers, and then there's another team
in Pittsburgh that actually is the Pirates.
So I was wondering,
do they have a
Buccaneers ship in their stadium?
But this thing blinks during the whole Taylor Swift concert, or it's supposed to.
But the last couple times I've been, it's died partway through.
The first time I got one of these, it blinked for three days.
And lately I've been getting ones that just die immediately.
So I don't know what's up with that.
Maybe they're trying to save some money over at Swift HQ.
But all that stuff is in the prize bag in addition to the stuff my guests brought.
So let's get them out here and see what they have on them.
We're taking all of their personal items.
We're taking all of their personal items.
Please give it up for Lisa Correo, Rob Mayer, Matt Fernandez, and Dave Koechner.
Hi.
Hi, sir. Okay, first of all, if you want to move to, like,
somewhere where you can see everybody instead of just my side,
you know, I'm all for that.
Don't feel like you're being rude if you try to switch your seat.
Same with that side.
I always forget to say, you know you should probably seat more backwards than sideways
when I have four guests on stage and we're all sitting like we are.
Great story!
Let's meet my guests individually starting with lisa correo everybody
hello hey i don't know if my microphone oh check it out i uh i did a thorough sound check today
and it's not working what do we got here? I don't know. Let's see. Test.
It's not going to be working here.
Yeah.
Chup.
Chup.
Chup.
Chup.
Oh, I like this.
You're a professional roadie on the stage.
Hey, hey, hey.
There we go.
Hello.
All right.
Thank you, David.
Worked out good.
What's up?
Hi.
I was wondering what was going on down there because you looked around like, what's happening?
Yeah.
It turns out it was your mic.
on there because you looked around like, what's happening?
Yeah.
It turns out it was your mic.
So you are, of course, a Florida and California-based comedy phenom.
Phenom, yes.
Do you think this is your first time doing the show?
This is my, I don't think it is.
I know it is.
Because I've known you for a while.
Yeah. And lately our paths have not, you've been in California when I'm here.
Yeah, and I've hung out a couple of times at the podcast, but this is my first time
being a guest.
Okay, there you go.
Yeah.
So congratulations on that.
Thank you.
Thanks.
You did it.
I feel like I'm the winner today.
You totally did it.
Yeah.
And yeah, thank you for being here.
You got it.
And we'll plug your upcoming dates and stuff at the end of the show.
And definitely here for the first time is Rob Mayer, everybody.
Hello, Orlando.
How you doing?
There's Bob.
Yeah, Rob is a DC comedy phenom, but I, of course, prefer Marvel phenoms.
Fair enough.
You're part of something called Die Laughing?
Die Laughing Productions.
It's an interactive murder mystery comedy shows
that we write, produce, star in.
It's basically R-rated murder mysteries
for comedy club audiences,
not dinner theater audiences.
And you've performed it in how many places?
All over the world, actually.
About 25 countries? Well, we've been to... We many places? All over the world, actually. About 25 countries.
Well, we've been to, we were in Kuwait, Bahrain,
Abu Dhabi, and Djibouti, Africa.
That's four.
In January.
Jordan, the United States of America.
That's a big one.
Yes.
And once you corner that market, you're set.
Exactly.
Once you get America interested.
Killing it, yes.
Yeah, America. Well, thank you set. Yeah, exactly. Once you get America interested. Killing it, yes. Yeah, America.
Well, thank you for being here, dude.
Thanks for having me.
You know, my first guess when I saw Die Laughing Productions,
I thought it was like a Make-A-Wish program.
No, we don't help anybody.
You know what I mean?
Like you go to hospitals and you just tell jokes
until a person passes away.
Maybe we'll pivot.
I don't know.
That sounds like a good idea.
That'd be a fun way to go, wouldn't it?
Also joining us on the panel, Matt Fernandez.
I took Lisa's broken mic.
Is it good?
Am I good?
All right, cool.
It sounds great.
Hey, everybody.
How's it going? Take's broken mic. Is it good? Am I good? All right, cool. It sounds great. Hey, everybody, how's it going?
Take this broken mic.
Learn to talk again.
Tampa comedy phenom, known on Twitter as Fat Fernandez.
Yeah, yeah.
Fun switching of the first letter.
Everything is accurate so far.
Both names.
And yeah, we did stand-up together in Tampa the other night.
That was a lot of fun.
It was fun.
And now you came over here to visit us in Orlando.
Yeah, I love it here too.
It's great.
Appreciate it.
It's awesome.
Yeah.
Want to pander a little bit?
Yay!
I don't know.
Nice guy.
I'm very happy you're here.
Pander bear.
I'm very happy you're here.
Panda bear.
I'm glad you're happy he's here.
And that's Dave Koechner, everybody.
What's up, dude?
How are you, Douglas?
I'm doing great.
SNL, The Office, etc.
People know Anchorman.
Anchorman. Do you know the full titles of both Anchorman movies?
Because I don't think anybody does.
Just because you're in them
why should you
I think the first one is
Anchorman the Legend of Ron Burgundy
correct
the second one is
I don't know
nobody ever knows what's after the colon
Anchorman 2
the legend
continues or Legend of Ron Burgundy continues? Just Legend continues?
Okay. So I know it.
I mean, the answer was sort of
right there.
Right. Well, I hate to break
it to you, but you just lost our first game of the day.
But nice try.
And you're headlining two shows here
this evening at the Orlando
Improv. So yeah, if you guys want to come back for that, please do.
I saw some of your show last night, and I loved it until the part where I was like,
I'm getting out of here.
Is that when I asked you to leave?
You didn't say anything offensive.
No, I just thought it was all great, but I'm going to catch the whole thing tonight.
Well, then you're right.
I had a long day yesterday.
I went to Animal Kingdom, where many of the animals are hiding in the shade while you're sweating in the sun.
You've got an interesting system over there.
Look at that lemur relaxing in the shade.
But it's cool.
It's cool. It's cool.
I liked it.
All right.
So let's talk prize bag, if you guys don't mind.
Let's start with you, Dave, because I know you always bring something very personal to contribute.
So do I divulge my prize?
Yes, please.
Okay.
I'm going to give away this bracelet.
Oh, right off of your own wrist.
Right there.
It's handmade from Italy.
I got it this summer when my wife and I went over there.
My wife!
Went over there for our 20th anniversary.
So it's something very near and dear to my heart.
Though it only seems like a minor scrap of leather with two snaps.
And I also have this napkin
and silverware.
Yeah, some of you may not have
gotten that today if you didn't eat,
if you're just drinking.
But also, there's an
Easter egg inside. Oh, he hits something
on the inside. There's something on the inside.
I'm guessing marriage proposal.
Okay, give up that bracelet. Or do you just want to say it for the listeners and then just keep it?
No, I'm going to give it away.
Okay.
Now's the time.
There it is.
There it is.
All right.
Hermetically sealed in that bag you got from your closet of the hotel.
Yes. Oh, your glasses are on the Hotel. Yes.
Oh, your glasses are on the floor.
That's okay.
Omni Hotel, it says on it.
All right, what do you got for us, Rob?
Well, I have a T-shirt, because I'm a comic,
and that's how we have to make money.
It's by selling shirts.
It's hilarious.
Laugh, everybody.
Oh, my God.
Okay, be sure to use your microphone.
Yes, go ahead.
And the lady in the hotel.
Yes.
On the recording,
you're just going to all start laughing for no reason.
That's what I do in my act.
I just yell at them to laugh.
And the lady in the hotel that we saw yesterday for lunch,
and then she came to the show,
and then she got my card, and then she emailed me, Instagrammed me, and Facebooked me to meet for lunch today.
And I avoided her, but then I saw her.
She's selling shampoo, and now you have it.
So, yes, it's Monat Black, which is shampoo and conditioner.
So that's twice as good.
So here's a little sample of that.
So knock yourself out.
Fuck you and your bracelet.
If they could really put shampoo and conditioner in the same thing,
why are so many places getting away with selling them separately?
I agree.
It's also a body wash and face wash and motor oil.
It's everything you need liquid in a packet to be.
It's also yogurt, so you can eat it as well.
Greek yogurt, obviously.
We're not savages.
All right, pass that stuff down there, Rob.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
And his last name is pronounced Mayor, but it's spelled just like that Bill Maher guy.
Yep.
So if you're looking for him on Twitter, it's Rob M-A-H-E-R.
Thank you.
No problem.
Don't put help in your phones all at once.
And of course, the next gentleman's name on Twitter is spelled F-A-T-T.
Two Ts.
Fernandez.
Fernandez.
Just Fat Fernandezandez There's no joke
It's just real life
Fernandez sounds like a
Mexican merman
What do you got for the bag merman?
Oh
I had posters left over.
I just filmed my hour special that will be on Amazon before the end of the year.
Awesome.
And I had a poster left over from that, so that'll be in there.
And then also, of course, a couple of slap koozies that I always sell after shows with a joke on them.
And the joke is, I always cut my six-pack ring so they don't choke any dolphins.
Then it says, if I'm going to choke a dolphin,
it'll be with my bare hands.
So there's two of those in there as well.
And that's everything that I brought for the bag.
We're super close to a SeaWorld if you want to get on that.
Lisa, what do you got?
Oh, man. Well, mine's
kind of a downer, so I apologize
in advance. Yeah. Why?
Because... It's in a Disney bag.
That sounds fun. Right? It seems
like it's going to be fun. It is Disney-related.
You'll see in a second.
This is a gift that I had gotten
when I got married.
And I'm divorced.
So this is like, it's sad.
It's cursed.
It's cursed.
It is cursed.
You know, when you get married, you know, you think like you have all these delusions of grandeur of how your life's going to be.
Like, I'm going to eat off of China now.
You know, and use a gravy boat, you know, like stuff like that.
And so like one of the things was like, you think you're going to be like a bathrobe person?
I'm going to wear bathrobes now.
Well, so this is a bathrobe.
It has my name embroidered on it and also Mickey Mouse is on it.
So I did use it a few times.
I don't think I ever washed it.
So if you're into that, then you're welcome.
If you're not into that, I apologize.
So that's my prize.
All right.
We'll put it back in that bag and seal it up and send it on over.
Thank you for parting with that.
Sorry, everybody. I'm really
sorry. So sad.
So I hope the next man you meet
is more of a rogue person.
Fingers crossed. That's nice.
Alright, so somebody's going home with two
bags today.
Oh, man. I'd also like
to ask all the guests. Let's start with Matt, because he knows this question. I'd also like to ask all the guests.
Let's start with Matt, because he knows this question
is coming. I'd like to ask
everybody, what was the last movie
that you saw?
Skyscraper.
Specifically because I knew I was
going to be on here.
And they are just running out of things
for The Rock to fight, let me tell you.
He just straight up fights a building in this one.
It just looks like Rampage without the monkey.
It's exactly what you think it is.
I mean, it's not good or bad.
It's just whatever you think it is, that's what it is.
What format?
You went to a theater?
No, no.
I streamed it.
Don't worry about Hal.
Let's not get into the Hal's.
You streamed it.
So you stole it.
What? No.
You know he's an actor. He does this for a living.
I pay for a streaming service.
I had it on it.
Okay. Netflix. Yeah. Not Bit that had it on it. Okay.
Netflix.
Yeah.
Not BitTorrent.
No.
Who torrents?
Okay.
I can't wait for The Rock's next movie where he fights the moon.
When you streamed it illegally, did you... Did you sit around and watch the whole movie and just laugh when the card came up at the end saying pirating hurts hundreds of thousands of people?
Who watches all the way to the end of the credits?
A psychopath?
I know.
That is a weird place.
They should stop the most exciting scene in the movie and go, piracy is wrong.
But anyway.
All right.
So let's next go to Lisa down there.
Do you recall the last movie you saw?
I do.
The other night I went to see Christopher Robin.
Yeah.
That's the correct answer.
Yeah, I went with my daughter.
She wanted to see it. And, you know, it was like
it was very sweet,
you know, and also kind of boring,
which that's, you know, that's
the way Winnie the Pooh is. But then it
kind of messed with me after the fact.
Because there were some moments that
were kind of deep, where Pooh's
just like looking out the window,
you know, and he's like, he's having an
existential crisis.
You know, and Eeyore's always's having an existential crisis, you know,
and Eeyore's always suicidal, so you have that to deal with.
So it kind of, it messed with me a little bit.
There's some deep moments in it.
Or maybe I imagined them and it's just me.
Yeah, I don't know about that movie.
I don't know.
I don't know about it either. There just was another one with Donald Gleeson
playing Christopher Robin.
And, right?
What was that called?
It was called Goodbye, Christopher.
Goodbye, Christopher Robin?
Okay.
Everybody wants that guy to die.
That's the thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, and I don't know.
It makes me think of that Finding Neverland movie.
All of it just, I don't like any of it.
It all just seems slow.
It's too, yeah.
Very slow.
I feel really sad about it.
Does Tigger bounce around at all?
He does bounce around.
Well, that's some action.
It's no skyscraper, but yeah.
All right, Rob, what was the last movie you saw?
I saw Mission Impossible Fallout.
Okay.
Yeah, very believable.
I believed every second of it.
Could see that happening.
I mean, Tom Cruise really did all that stuff.
They just filmed it.
Yes, obviously.
He's amazing, yes.
Yeah, he's crazy.
I think it's better than the James Bond series now.
I think Mission Impossible.
Are we disagreeing on that?
I would agree with that.
I don't know. James Bond's been awful for a long time.
Okay, well tell them that.
Rob had a very funny tweet that I was reading
earlier today where he said,
wait, Omarosa is the new
James Bond?
Thank you. I enjoyed that. That was a nice
melding of current events
into one thing. That's me. I'm on top.
I'm on touch.
So how was it? It was good. It's me. I'm on top. I'm on touch. Yeah, okay.
So how was it? It was good. I mean,
it's exactly what you think it's going to be.
There's stunts that would never make sense. It's the helicopter
crashes. Nobody gets hurt. I don't know
if that's possible. Yeah, that's the tradition
from the first one.
Remember the first one where he jumped from a
helicopter to a train and his plan
was, I'll just try to grab on? Yes.
And it worked. Yes. Turns out you can hold a windshield of a train and his plan was I'll just try to grab on. And it worked. Turns out
you can hold a windshield of a train
and just hang on for life.
Yeah. If we fell right now,
I would not grab onto this chair. I would
slip and not be able to grab it. But if
you're flying out of a plane, you jump and you grab onto
another plane, it's no problem apparently.
Why do they call it fallout?
Does he not...
Does he have a... have a relationship end?
With Scientology, it's over.
Does he have a falling out with something or someone?
Like he's always, you know, when the one was called Rogue Nation,
I was just like, you know, he's been rogue every movie at some point.
At some point he's got to pretend to be somebody else. They never believe him.
It's like with Jack Bauer in 24.
How many times does he have to save the world
before he gets the benefit of the doubt?
Maybe he knows the right shit to do.
Guys, guys, guys, I've done this.
Why are we arguing?
Because he does have to spend a lot of time arguing about...
There's always someone over his head.
I don't think Ethan Hunt's doing the right thing.
How many fucking times does he have to step up
before you just let him have carte blanche to take over?
No one else is with me.
Okay, all right.
Very corporate crowd.
They love management.
All right.
So thumbs down for Fallout.
From Rob.
Yeah.
You went from good to thumbs down.
Yeah.
Dave. Hi. Dave.
Hi, Doug.
Same question.
We saw The Meg.
You and the fam?
Yes, we were invited to the premiere, so we went.
And it is bad.
I thought...
Took the family, we went out
to the premiere, it sucked!
I was talking
about my relationship, of course.
You know,
I was, I had
hopeful anticipation about the movie, because it
looked slick. And I'm like, oh, they may have done something with this.
But it really is just
a better quality Sharknado.
It's just
a lot of it doesn't make any sense.
I'd say a quarter of it is
in Chinese.
I'm not kidding. I see what they're doing.
It's an international cast,
so they use stars from all over the world
to help the marketing possibilities.
Sell it everywhere.
I don't care.
My wife, I remember she looked over me halfway through and she just said...
And it was. It was bad.
It was bad.
And I feel terrible because Rainn Wilson's a friend of mine and I hope the best.
But... You hope he's your best friend?
I don't think that's going to happen now.
I hope the best for him.
He's definitely a thing that made
me almost going to see it
because I was like, oh, Rainn Wilson's in it.
He'll be funny. That'll be fine.
They don't give him a lot of opportunities to be funny.
That's what it's sounding like.
He plays the villain.
Okay.
It's not the shark?
And who is Meg?
How does she figure into the whole...
What's Meg up to this whole time?
Well, it is about the revival
of Meg Ryan's career.
Which is even more confusing.
No, no, Meg Ryan is eating everyone on the piece.
So that was tough. Okay.
Alright, well, things are about to get tougher, my friend.
I love it. Because
it's time for me to say,
let the games begin!
Lady and gentlemen, pick your name tags.
We've got lots of good ones out there.
I see some donuts somehow got past security.
Where's the one with all that candy on it?
It's over there somewhere.
And while you guys do that, we'll do this.
We'll be right back after these words from my mouth.
Hey, y'all.
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Yeah, caca.
Back to the show.
All right, we're back.
Great job, everybody.
You can bring the lights back down because we have
four name tags selected.
Let's start with Lisa.
Who are you playing on behalf of today? It's one of
my favorites. This is
Selena.
Look at that.
And we've got
your face is photoshopped onto Selena
down here. Yes, I look great.
Yep, you do look great.
I love it.
Excellent.
What do you got there, Matt?
I mean, it's pretty impressive.
He made it with Legos.
It's the Lego Chris movie, but he made it entirely out of Legos,
and I had to pick it.
I mean, it's too good.
Yeah, that is pretty impressive.
Well done.
Was he able to ride a shithead on the back of that? No, no.
Alright, we'll get one from you if
need be. Not saying who I
think's going to win today. You won't need it, bro.
We'll worry about that one
when we don't get to it.
Rob, who you,
what'd you grab? I have
Chris. He's got these Krispy Kreme glazed donuts.
And he took the K in Krispy and he made it into CH.
Yeah.
Because, you know, his name's Crisp.
Krispy Kreme.
Yeah, and then he wrote Chris across the donuts real big.
He's really smart.
I like him.
This is good work.
I loved Krispy Kreme.
It was a great movie.
Can I see
that box for a sec?
Well, these are nice sized.
May I?
Dig in.
Alright, where's that Terminator poster? There it is.
It's about 20 yards
out. Oh!
I'll be back.
Alright, who do you
got there, Dave? I have from
Jonathan. It's an anchorman to the
Le John.
Continue. The Lee John. Get your mic up
to your mouth. My mic. Okay. Professional.
The Lee John continues.
Doug, you're the star of this movie.
Yes, I've replaced
what's his name?
And then interesting that
Mark Wahlberg got in there
and Jeff Tate. But I love, that's what I love about this poster is all the Photoshopping,
and then they were able to just leave you as you normally look on the poster.
I'm here, so.
Yeah.
Yeah, it worked out great.
It worked out great for me.
It worked out great for me.
Yeah, yeah.
I would love a napkin.
Oh, wait.
There's some wrapped around a fork and a knife
with an Easter egg. Thank you.
This audience just gives.
These are very sticky.
Yeah.
Wait till we pass around the collection plate.
It's awesome.
Is that before or after communion?
Have you ever poked yourself in the eye
with something super soft?
The corner of the snap can went right into my eye.
I was like, that is not soft at all in that situation.
Okay, we're going to start with a game.
It's sweeping the nation.
People play it on long car trips.
Okay, we're going to start with a game.
It's sweeping the nation.
People play it on long car trips.
It's called Live, Die, Repeat.
Now, in this game, I'm going to say the title of a movie.
An actual movie that exists. The first one of you, I'm going to say it slowly,
the first person who can repeat it back entirely and correctly
is the winner of this game.
Anchorman 2.
Krispy Kreme.
We already discussed what the full title of Anchorman 2 is
And I didn't remember
And you were just holding it in your hands
Oh, speaking of holding
What's that you're drinking?
Let's give them a plug, maybe I'll get a free case
I'm having an IPA Young lady, what flavor am I drinking? Let's give them a plug. Maybe I'll get a free case. I'm having an IPA.
Well, young lady, what flavor am I drinking?
What is it?
Crooked can?
Oh, okay.
It pairs well with the Krispy Kreme.
There is a beer at Animal Kingdom.
You can only get it in a couple of bars in Animal Kingdom,
the Thirsty River or Tiffin's.
Or I should say...
Oh, now I can't think of what it was called.
Nomad Ledge.
Thank you.
They have a beer there called Kungaloosh.
It is like a spiced beer.
And, oh, it is delicious.
And that's the only place you can get it in the world.
Is that right?
In some type of commercial fishery?
No, at Animal Kingdom.
I don't know what that is.
It's a...
I'm thinking it's a type of canning plant.
That's where Meg is.
It's just past of canning plant. Where Meg is.
It's just past Harry Potterville.
All right.
I haven't said the title yet, by the way.
Thank God.
Yeah, here we go.
I do enjoy a pre-guess, though.
But this is the actual title.
Puppet? guess though but this is the actual title puppet don't say anything in the audience please master puppet master to the legend continues
classic film puppet master colon the legend of Rob Mergandy.
Puppet
master
colon
The Rise of Elmo.
Puppet
master
colon
the
Search for Spock.
Puppet
master
colon
the
Doors.
Puppet.
Master.
Colon.
The.
Puppet master colon.
The.
Alien versus predator.
The.
The.
The crazy rich Asians.
Puppet master.
Colon.
Oscopy.
The crazy rich.
Puppet Master.
I'm not going to say it again.
I'm not going to fall for that again.
The littlest.
Puppet Master, the littlest puppet.
The littlest Christopher Robin.
Puppet Master, the littlest revenge.
The littlest rascal.
Puppet Master, the littlest... The littlest hand.
Creepy.
Puppet Master the Littlest Reich.
Puppet Master the Littlest Reich?
Puppet Master
the Littlest Reich.
Puppet Master the Littlest Reich?
Like the Third Reich?
Yes.
Puppet Master the Littlest Reich? Like the Third Reich? Yes. It's Puppet Master of the Littlest Reich.
That's correct.
Well done.
I don't like that you made me say Reich.
It's a really thing.
Yeah, I made you yell at me.
You had no problem saying it.
It's a Nazi propaganda film.
Don't worry.
You don't look like a white supremacist at all.
No.
What's your
Twitter again? Can we go over that?
Yeah, it's a real movie.
It stars our
friend Tom Lennon, and
I hear it's incredibly violent, but that
he gives a strong performance in it,
and you can watch it now on
Prime Video for $7.
Or on BitTorrent.
No one torrents anymore, man.
I'm old.
All right, so that means Matt gets to go
first in our next game. So he's winning.
Just gets to go first in our next game.
And then whoever wins that game gets to go
first in the final game.
Pressure builds as we go along.
But, Matt, you're going to go first in this next game.
We're going to play ABCD's Nuts.
And then next will be Lisa and then Dave and then Rob.
And the idea is it's a spelling game where we go through the letters in a title.
And I'll tell you what letter is your letter.
And you have to name any movie that begins with that letter to stay in.
If you match the one I wrote down ahead of time, then you win automatically.
And a theme might emerge
for those that like to look
for things like that.
And what we're going to spell, in honor of
Champ Kind being here
in person, is we're going to spell
Anchorman.
So we start with Matt, gets the letter
A. If he
succeeds in naming a movie, begins with the letter A.
Then Lisa gets the letter N, and so on.
We all know how to spell Anchorman, I hope.
Is this C-H?
You can plan ahead.
O-R-E-R.
All right, Matt.
You're going to go first.
It's not really an advantage because you don't know what the theme is yet.
A League of Their Own.
Oh, that's a great A title.
The one I wrote down is All the President's
Men.
So the next letter is N for
Lisa.
Nightmare on Elm Street?
Nice.
That would be a great answer
if the movie wasn't called
A Nightmare
on Elm Street.
Do you want to change it to something else?
Sure.
Neverland?
Confidence.
You've got parts of movies, but not a whole movie yet.
Okay, would you like to try again?
Don't help her.
I know, it's
careful.
Nippland.
Try starting with,
please don't yell out from the audience, but try
starting with a
word that begins with N.
A word. You don't have to just with N. A word.
You don't have to just make noises.
Which word, Doug?
Just pick a word that begins with N.
No, there's no reason for you to help her.
Oh, crap.
Why is this so hard?
Because you're putting too much pressure on yourself.
What's a word that begins with the letter N?
I don't know any.
Don't try to help me.
I love that you just said one. You already said nightmare. In that sentence. I didn't. any. Don't try to help me. I love that you just said one.
You already said nightmare.
In that sentence.
I didn't.
No.
No, I don't know any starts with K.
The other one.
There's two ones.
Two no's.
Oh, yeah.
That's an N word.
No.
That's true.
Oh, I thought of another N word.
Yes.
What's a movie that starts with no?
Don't ask the audience. Don't yell out answers from the audience
There are several movies that start with no
No more clues
No
Time for love Dr. Jones
Wait wait wait let me
That's a great line
But that should be a movie right
No but let me help you out with this.
You've got the word no.
Okay.
What would you say if all the doors here closed and we couldn't leave?
What would that be?
No way out.
Okay, good job.
Thank you for the help.
I don't know why I can't think of words.
I decided, I go easy on the first round.
I decided to go with nightcrawler was the end that I went with.
C is your letter there, Dave.
Coma.
Oh, very good.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I went with Citizen Kane.
So far we have all the present men, Nightcrawler and Citizen Kane.
So there is a theme.
You see a theme coming through on those three.
Can I declare what the theme is?
You don't want to do that.
That's helping us.
You don't want to help the other players.
I know what it is.
I know what the theme is.
All right, so Rob, you got the letter H.
House party.
Okay, so.
Is that the theme, right?
I don't care at all about.
I went with His Girl Friday.
Are you taking
off or something, Dave?
And then
the next letter to Matt is O, and I'm just
going to tell you right off the bat so you don't
strain yourself. I went off topic
here. I couldn't think of an O movie that
began... a movie that begins with
O that fits the topic. On Deadly
Ground. Oh, that's a...
That almost doesn't.
But, um...
You know, because of where we are and everything,
I went with Operation Dumbo Drop.
Yeah.
Highly overrated.
Have you ever been Dumbo dropped?
The book was better.
It's pretty good.
All right, Elisa, the letters are.
Oh, God.
Have you not been thinking this whole time?
I didn't know we were doing a second.
Okay.
Okay, I'll walk you through it.
Wait, Rain Man.
Oh, good.
Don't tell me it's the Rain Man, please.
Oh, Rain Man.. Wait, Rain Man. Oh, good. Don't tell me it's the Rain Man, please. A Rain Man.
It's just Rain Man.
Oh, thank God.
I went with Runaway Jury.
We're back on theme.
M is the next letter to Dave.
M.
M.
Well, of course, it has to be My Cousin Vinny.
It has to be.
Or it could be a movie called Morning Glory.
Could go either way.
A is the next letter for Rob.
Amadeus.
Okay.
He was ready.
Yeah.
I'm smart.
Okay, I wrote an ace in the hole.
Now that leaves the letter N, And it's in Matt's hands
And he gets to go first in the next game anyway
As long as he says any movie that begins with N
It's really hard, Matt, to do that
But I want to try to
It's not possible
Lisa took the only one
I'd like to try
I'd like to try to get Matt to the correct answer
so I feel like we made a mental
connection. No country for old
men? So I'm going to tell you
a clue first. Oh.
I'm going
to tell you what
the theme is.
Because the theme is all these movies except for
Operation Dumbbell Drop and one could argue
maybe it is too. Are movies about newsmen and women and the media.
Yes.
So now, with that piece of information.
Can I steal?
I would like to hear what you have to say if Matt doesn't get it.
Okay.
Yeah, I would love to hear your guess.
Because I know what it is.
I think you do.
Yeah.
Matt?
hear your guess. Because I know what it is. I think you do.
Yeah. Matt?
Get those racist thoughts out of your head. Whoa, whoa!
Alright, you know what?
I'm not a racist movie
theme. I don't like N-words.
This is not fair.
Nazis.
Nazis. Nuremberg.
No.
That was a good movie.
Trying to think of movies that made news.
Newsies.
Oh, Newsies.
Well done. Good answer.
The Walter Cronkite story. Well done.
Those kids that delivered the paper are definitely newsmen and women and the media.
Just out there spreading fake news.
Yeah, they're spreading it around.
Yelling about it on street corners.
Get your fake news!
Lies, lies, lies!
Here now in print
Now can I guess what the N was going to be?
Yes you can
Network
That is correct
That is correct
Nice
Alright we need to just kind of wind down for a second
Jesus
I love clubs that put the drinks right under your feet.
That was the trap I said earlier.
Ha-ha.
Ha-ha.
It worked.
It was really good.
We got a box of Joe Nuts.
If any of you would like to take one and chuck it into the audience,
try not to.
This is a nice club.
Try to hit hands or name tags.
All right. But try not to hit the ground. Oh not to... This is a nice club. Try to hit hands or name tags. Try not to hit the ground.
Oh, look at that. I like the...
Hold them up higher, though.
Yeah, you. The way you hold your hands.
Yeah.
Hey!
Ooh, hit that
Titanic one.
That'll make a good noise.
That'll make a nice...
No? Okay.
Hang on, Titanic. Are you ready for this?
I love the noise it makes.
Now, some of these are jelly-filled, so I say we should probably not do those
Oh thank you
You know somebody walks out of here with jelly all over them
You know somebody at Adobe Gila's is going to call the
Fell asleep during that one
The local sheriff yeah
How's it going?
I'm well.
This is fun.
Right?
It's good to see you.
We had to come all the way to Florida to do it.
I know.
I don't get to see you.
And so now we're here, and I get to see you, and I'm very happy.
Me too.
Me too.
I've been knowing Doug for, what, at least 20 years.
You think?
Yeah. Because I would have met you once I moved to L.A., and I've been there Doug for what? At least 20 years You think? Yeah
Because I would have met you once I moved to LA
And I've been there for 22 years
Right, that's right
And you were always hanging out outside my school
I just take setups and do what I can with them
There's no truth to any of that.
That's okay.
It was just a fun thing to say.
You know, I'm still heavily involved with the youth.
Okay, well, we won't get into that.
We'll talk about how involved you are.
I lived in Pennsylvania for a long time.
That's the whole story?
Well, if anyone's reading the the news it's a pretty big story
about what was happening in Pennsylvania did I mention what former priest getting
closer still not watching the news anyway that's like that Whoopi Goldberg
movie you like left the priesthood and escaped into acting yeah instead of she
went into, wait.
What was she running?
She was running from gangsters.
Sister act?
Yeah, what did I call it?
Way to spoil it.
Wait, you sure that isn't the plot of The Color Purple?
All right, so we're going to play one more game.
And the winner of this game will determine who gets the prize bag.
Bags, I should say. Who won the last round?
That was a... It still just goes to Matt
because nobody
succeeded.
Okay.
Let's just make up the rules as we go.
That's fine. Wait, you made up
a rule where you get a steal or whatever
it was he said. Yeah, that's not part of it.
But I'm assuming your show is constantly evolving.
That's true.
We didn't used to have birds of prey in the crowd.
I'm not sure those are birds of prey.
They sounded mostly like seagulls.
I didn't hear an eagle.
We simped in some roosters from Ybor City.
Yeah.
Okay, so we're going to play one more game,
and Matt's going to go first, but we do change the order up,
so it's going to swing around the other way.
It's going to get to you in the same amount of time, Dave.
That's fine. Yeah, and I like to play along on this one. It's going to get to you in the same amount of time, Dave. That's fine.
Yeah, and I like to play along on this one.
I'm going to play too.
All right.
And you also have the answers.
Okay.
I don't.
Wait till you hear this.
All right.
We're going to play a game called Last Man Stanton.
Last Man Stanton.
Yeah.
I get it.
It's named after the great Harry Dean Stanton.
Oh.
Who was just okay at this game when doing the films of Harry Dean Stanton.
He almost didn't win.
Did he do your show?
Can we do the films of Dave Koechner really quick?
Sure.
Let's see how long everybody lasts at that.
Matt, go.
There's a lot of them.
Anchorman, The Legend of Ron Burgundy.
Okay.
Waiting.
Rob.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
Sounds like you guys are already stuck.
No, it's your turn now.
It's your turn.
Out cold.
Oh.
Oh. Oh.
Where's Zach Galifianakis got his dick stuck in a jacuzzi?
You know the Eskimos have ten words for cock stuck in a hot tub?
Hell, they only have six words for snow.
Anchorman 2, the legend continues.
Lisa?
Casablanca.
Very good, very good.
Big fan over here.
Yeah, terrific.
Matt?
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle.
You motherfucker.
Do you think...
Did I get it?
Yeah?
Yeah?
Oh, so I'm Rob Corddry.
No, the...
Yeah, that's the dude from Ballers, man.
I'm Rob Corddry.
You know, one of my favorite roles is me in Hot Tub Time Machine.
Of course, I started and starred in Children's Hospital.
Had a brief stint on The Daily Show.
Don't forget Hot Tub 2.
You really thought that was me?
No, wasn't you?
I'm still not convinced.
That's odd that you guessed it.
Okay.
Rob?
Cheap Thrills.
Nice.
That's a good one.
Very good.
Check it out. Check it out on BitTorrent. If you haven't seen it, you got... that's a good one very good check it out
check it out on BitTorrent
if you haven't seen it
you got
it is a good one
you gotta see it yeah
we did
we did a Doug Loves Movies
it was you
and other cast members
yep
it was awesome
it was a fun one
it was a fun one
what do you got next
oh for
another one of my movies
yeah
Talladega de Nights
oh
full title.
Yeah.
Well, the...
Is there more to it?
Oh, yeah.
So is it Talladega Nights, The Legend of Ricky Bobby?
No.
Quiet, you guys.
This isn't even a real game, and I don't want you to cheat.
But it has Ricky Bobby in the title.
Fucking Talladega Nights.
I don't know.
Talladega Nights, the ballad of Ricky Bobby.
And oddly enough, there's not a song in the show.
Okay.
Matt and Lisa are out, so it's just Rob.
Oh, Piranha 3?
Is that right?
3D, yes.
Wait, so are you going to
apply the same rules?
Oh, there's more words in it?
You don't know the answer, though.
Yeah, I do.
Piranha
3D.
I'm not Rob Cordery.
Is that his name?
Double D.
It's Piranha 3D.
You just got help from the audience.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're disqualified.
It just came to me.
I can't help that he said something.
Was that a sequel to Piranha 3D?
Yes.
Ah, there you go.
I'll never forget Piranha 3D because that's where Jerry O'Connell
got his dick bit off.
Yeah. And the crime...
I'm saying Jerry O'Connell, not the character he's playing.
Right. Like, it really happened on set.
JLC.
Yeah.
Are we done with that?
I think so. Okay.
That was fun, though, wasn't it? It was fun.
That was a nice trip down memory lane.
How many more movies do you think we didn't get to?
What's the one where you're the neighbor that comes over and they never want to talk to you?
Extract.
Yes.
I'm actually, I will say I'm actually good in that.
Yeah.
There's a Final Destination in there, right?
Final Destination 5.
Thank you for smoking.
The Goods. The Goods, yeah. in there, right? Final Destination 5. Thank you for smoking.
The goods.
The goods, yeah.
I thought your career was actually better than this,
now that we're naming all this stuff.
I mean, I like you, my friend.
You want to hear a low point?
Larry the Cable Guy, Health Inspector.
I played the character of Donnie the retard.
You were great in that.
Just good stuff, folks.
It hurt me more than it hurts you now.
I have five children.
It really says that in IMDB.
That it hurt?
Yeah.
Larry.
I have 176 credits, so.
But yeah, yeah, yeah.
Half of them are TV.
What do you think is, what's the smallest part that you've played in a film?
Like where you just have a line or a scene.
Has that happened?
Yeah, I did some independent film a couple years ago.
I don't even know the name of it. It might be at the
top of the page. For reals?
Yeah.
Hang on, I'm looking up Larry the Cable Guy first.
Health inspector.
That was tough. I just gotta see that
in print that you played.
But that's what they call you
Because that is just
They got to go back and fix that
No I did a favor for a friend
Joey Pants was in that?
Yes
How'd they get Joey Pants?
We all need money
Kid fucking Rock is in it?
Mm-hmm
Wow
Bow with the bow
Great actor You know who's not in it? Rob Corddry's not in it? Wow. Bow with the bow. Great actor.
Younou's not in it?
Rob Corddry's not in it.
He passed.
Yes.
I actually did pass
on Harold Kumar.
Yeah, there, see?
Who's the next part guy?
Oh, wow, you're the second person listed, but it just says Donnie.
It says Donald the retard.
No.
It just says Donnie.
But maybe that's just IMDb.
I don't know about the actual credits of the movie.
But now let's go to your page.
That's a great idea.
You go David or Dave on your IMDb page.
I think it's David.
I think you're right.
David K.
Kushner?
How do you say?
Co-kun-sh-ner?
Crooked can?
David Kushner.
How many?
What do you think?
They list four titles.
Oh, I got it.
Oh, I know.
Spontaneous game for you guys.
Yes.
They list four things that you're best known for.
Yep.
We'll start with Rob.
How many of his best known four do you think Dave will name correctly?
Of the four, he will name three correctly.
What do you think, Matt?
I'm going to give them all four.
Okay.
Lisa?
I'm going to go two.
All right.
I'm going to say zero.
Let me ask you, are they all films?
They're all podcasts.
Let me check and see if they're all films.
Yes, they are all films, and one that we haven't mentioned yet that I love and I wish I had remembered.
Okay, so Anchorman won.
Get Smart.
Fuck, what's up there?
I don't look at me enough.
Anchorman, is it both Anchormans?
Okay, so both Anchormans.
And is it Thank You For Smoking?
It is. It is.
I love the level of disinterest in this crowd.
You know what you did.
Way to go.
Thank you for smoking.
That's a good picture.
It's really good.
It really is.
Really good.
It's a good cable watch because it really moves quickly, short scenes.
It's a rare movie where you can almost say, you know what, it holds water.
It's that good.
I mean, it has a – well, the case is based on a book, so that always helps.
But it had a good beginning, middle, and end, and a satisfactory ending.
So, yeah, I thought in terms of movies, and they're the hardest things to do,
to wrap them all up and make them all a nice, neat bow, that one did it.
And interesting, too, that
in that movie, are you only seen sitting
in that booth? Or do you have scenes
elsewhere, like at a convention
or something? Thank you for remembering.
No,
they go to that booth a lot, and those scenes are
all great. Yes, we shot those all in one day.
But I'm
also in the courthouse.
I'm also in a cafeteria
I'm also
tell us the locations you're in for every movie you've done
we'll start with Rob
how many do you think he'll get right
a 74
you could just name places
we would be like okay sure
a basement
a convenience store.
Animal Kingdom.
Talladega Speedway.
Yeah.
Alright, so let's get
serious and play the real
final game.
We've got like 20 minutes to do this.
I'm gonna get...
Remember how earlier
you were saying how can you play when you have the answers?
Yeah.
I've got no answers.
I've got a blank piece of paper.
Okay.
Because we're going to get the name of an actor or an actress
from a predetermined audience member
that I found on Twitter.
And that person, we're going to take turns naming movies
that person was in, like we did with Dave,
until, you know, if you can't think of one, you're out.
But each of you has one
lifeline. Lisa can go to
Selena and Matt
can go to Chris and Rob can
go to Chris. And I can go
to hell.
You can
go to John from the
Led John continues.
Led John. Yes.
You can go to them once for advice or an answer, whatever it is you want to do.
All right.
Not whatever you want to do.
Just advice on life.
Yeah.
Use it wisely because you can only do that once.
So let's find the first person I want to see who has a suggestion is Tana Paul on Twitter.
Right here.
And that's the Tatana Tick poster that I threw the donut at.
And what's your actual name?
Tana.
Tana is your name?
Yeah.
We were talking backstage about Dave was mentioning a restaurant called Dan Tana's.
Yeah.
Nothing to do with me.
I mean, you have something to do with it.
Somebody's clearly a fan in your family.
You'd have to agree that
your name needs an immediate explanation.
Cajun French.
It's out of Louisiana.
Down there. Down in Louisiana, they named one person
that, and it's you.
Well, good job,
Tana, because I was like, I'm going to pick a lady
this time.
Are you at least a feminist?
I think he is.
He's got a Titanic poster.
He's into women who don't let the men survive.
Don't let Leo climb up on the fucking door.
He was so cold.
He was so cold, and she had plenty of room.
They did it on Mythbusters.
Okay, so Tana,
what name do you have for us today to play?
Michael Fassbender.
Michael Fassbender.
Terrible suggestion.
Oh, wow.
So, I'm going to take a quick look at the panel.
Yep, they don't like it.
So, I mean, I think he's a great actor, but he's a great newer actor.
And even some of the stuff he's done in the last couple of years, a lot of us don't know the names of those things. But
this is where we have backup, you guys.
We're going to go out to a second audience
member.
Yeah. Where is
Yana? No, kidding.
K3113YMO.
Are you a robot?
What's your actual name?
Kelly.
Kelly.
And you are a lady.
Can you testify that you are?
Thank you, Kelly, for suggesting this.
So the K3113Y is supposed to look like Kelly yeah and it was
supposed to look like it says ke LLE why yeah so you created the account in high The one that he stands outside.
Yes.
What does the Mo part mean?
Morgan.
You had to shorten it to Morgan
because you took up all that space with E's and L's.
All right.
And you have a suggestion for us?
Okay.
Chris Rock.
Alright, so now here's what's going to happen, everybody.
It's the films of either Michael Fassbender or Chris Rock.
And we're starting with Matt.
What do you got?
X-Men First Class.
Which one is in that?
That pretty much clears the slate on Fassbender.
Daily made one X-Men movie?
I'm learning that for the first time.
Rob.
New Jack City.
Okay. Going rock
on that one.
Is it my turn? I will go
rock as well.
Heaven Can Wait. Yes.
Remake. You did a remake of that.
How was it?
Not as good as the Meg
Whoa
I rarely work
It doesn't matter
I was going to ask him to hold it up
And he already is
Look there's a poster that says
Heaven can wait
Can K-E-N
Yeah and then of course
Kevin can wait Was that great TV show.
I mean, I don't know.
I liked his previous show, and then he killed off the new wife and got the old one back,
so it's probably the same thing, right?
Yeah, it's canceled.
So let's not worry about it, okay?
Right.
She can go back to fighting Scientology.
Who's up? Whose turn? Which is back to fighting Scientology. Who's up?
Whose turn?
Which is a full-time gig.
It's my turn.
I'm trying to recall
who these gentlemen are.
No, I'm going to go with
Chris Rock is in
one of the funniest scenes,
I think,
in Pootie Tang.
Nice.
Yes.
So we're back to, or we're to Lisa for the first time
You got any for Chris Rock
Or Michael Fassbender
Well
Pootie Tang was all I had
So
You want to go out to your lifeline
I'm going to go out to my lifeline right away
See what the lifeline has to say
Where is your lifeline?
Boomerang.
Boomerang, okay.
Thank you.
Yeah, who's in Boomerang?
I'm killing it.
Is Chris Rock in Boomerang?
Chris Rock.
You said that so aggressively,
it sounded like you were just warning someone
about an oncoming Boomerang.
Boomerang, look out!
Oh, no, never mind.
Eddie Murphy.
Okay, I believe you.
Okay, yeah, he did something in there.
We'll just assume that's correct.
We'll worry about it later.
Selena can't be wrong.
Well, I'm just saying, Lisa doesn't
seem like she's going to last too long anyway.
She's not going to last long.
All I can think of are end movies right now. Let's give her this one. Let's let her have this one. And let's going to last too long anyway. I'm not going to last long. I can think of her end movies right now.
Let's give her this one. Let's let her have this one.
Let's go to Matt.
X-Men Days of Future Past.
Yes.
Rob?
The Snowman? Isn't that a recent
Fassbender joint?
There's no men
like the snowmen.
There's snowmen
like the snowmen.
It'll hit him later.
No, I think it just hit me now.
Mr. Benson,
I'm going to go with dogma.
Oh, okay.
Wow, people are excited by that answer.
Show off.
We all like our deep cuts.
I'm going to do my best to keep Lisa in for another round
by saying grown-ups too.
Lisa?
I was gonna say comedian. Does that count as
a movie if it's a documentary? It is a movie. It's a documentary.
Do you want to say that?
Yes.
I mean,
I would have hung on to that if I were you.
Good strategy there, Lisa.
I wanted to look like I knew one thing.
All right, Matt.
Grownups.
I was going to save that one.
I play this game for real.
Is it just called Jobs?
Is that the Steve Jobs movie?
Yeah, just Jobs.
Okay.
Or wait, no, it's called Steve Jobs.
Jobs is, what's his name?
Ashton Kutcher.
Who did Chris Rock play in that?
He played Kate Winslet.
Yes.
It's got range.
Does that not count?
No, that's a Michael Fassbender movie.
Okay.
Where he plays Steve Jobs.
Good.
Sweet.
Wait, let me write that down.
Apple.
I think I made the title wrong.
Oh, don't get it wrong.
I know.
Yeah, go to your lifeline if you have to.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, you can always circle back to this title.
It's all very strategic.
Jonathan?
What, you're walking over to your lifeline?
He already said X-Men Apocalypse.
No, he said X-Men Days of Future Past,
and the other person said...
He's right. I was holding on to that one.
Thanks a lot.
First class.
All right.
Still in it.
X-Men Apocalypse?
Yes.
Okay. Is he in it?
Yes. Yes, he is.
Okay.
I'm going to go with just to get people to check it out if they haven't seen it because I think it's a great movie.
He appears in an entire movie with a paper mache head on, and it's called Frank.
Really good.
That's a smatter.
Based on a real guy.
Well, that's why I'm trying to get the word out about it.
You know, you say Anchorman, the whole crowd's going to clap, you know.
Or boo.
Or, turns out, another smatter.
More than I deserve.
Okay.
Okay.
Lisa.
Oh, I'm still in this.
Name another Eddie Murphy movie.
How about Bee Movie?
Bee Movie?
The Seinfeld, the bumblebee thing?
Yeah, that's got to make sense.
Yeah.
Shit.
I got it.
Okay.
Go ahead.
He played that half black, half yellow bee.
Oh, I've got a half black bee friend.
We're going to get some coffee.
Matt.
Prometheus.
Yes.
Yeah.
Down to Earth.
Is that a Chris Rock song?
Yes, it was.
He directed it and everything.
Madagascar?
Yes.
Madagascar.
When I bought my ticket for that,
I went up to the window and I said,
one for Mad-Ass-Gas-Car.
And the machine popped out my ticket.
Okay.
I'm going to say...
Okay.
I'm pretty sure Chris Rock, a very young Chris Rock,
was in Hollywood Shuffle.
Did I get it wrong?
No?
That was the right one?
That one guy was all excited.
You said a line from the movie.
All right.
Yeah, the one rib line?
That's not in that?
Okay, so I'm out.
That's in I'm Gonna Get You Sucker?
All right, Lisa, your turn.
Madagascar 2.
Full title.
I just handed her an answer.
She refuses.
Yeah.
Full title.
Yeah.
Madagascar 2.
Madagascar 2.
Where did they go in that one?
Madagascar 2.
The Journey 2.
This feels like you're playing that other game.
Yes.
But you're the one in charge.
All right, so you're out.
I don't know it.
You're out.
That's okay.
What is it?
We're going to find out maybe.
Because there's other players in play still.
You and I are the only ones that are out.
Matt?
Alien Covenant.
I knew the alien.
I couldn't think of anything.
Nicely done.
Top five?
Is that what it's called?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, top five.
Sweet.
Very good.
Thank God.
Thanks for no applause.
Appreciate that.
All right. Yeah yeah it's weird they applaud for like when they when it's a combination of liking the person
and liking the the movie right yeah i heard it loud and clear
i'm unsure but uh i'm gonna go with I love my wife. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
It's not.
I think you need to not say it out loud.
No, what is the title?
No, don't say it, you guys.
We're playing a game up here.
All I needed to know is he got it wrong.
Sounds like I got it wrong.
Yeah, and I know what the right answer is.
And so?
So you're out.
Okay.
No, I should be.
I got it wrong.
Yeah.
You did.
I'm sorry, Jonathan.
That's okay.
He's got a really good shithead on the back of there.
We did have a shithead on the back, yeah.
Matt?
CB4.
Oh, damn.
That was strong.
All right.
So now we have a couple of titles that have been said in their entirety
that no one on this stage has said yet.
Rob, your turn.
Can I say I'm going to get you, sucker?
Yeah.
Well, I'm saying it.
Okay. Back to Matt.
Madagascar 2, Escape to Africa.
Yes.
Racist.
You guys haven't used your lifelines yet either, have you?
I'm about to.
Crispy.
What is it?
Shame.
Shame.
Shame.
Yes.
Clearly my favorite. That's the one where you see his giant crank.
And I'm like, oh, I do feel shame.
Good job, bud.
Back to Matt.
Jay and Silent Bob strike back.
Oh!
Matt is not kidding around.
Oh, boy.
Chris Rock.
Bring the Pain.
The movie about his comedy special.
Nope, that's not right.
No, that was confused, but no.
I think I'm out. I'm done.
So we have a winner.
There was that other title we said earlier, though.
Don't help him.
I'm not really paying that much attention.
Well, I think I love you, man.
Oh!
I think I love my wife.
I really love my wife.
No, it's...
I think I love my wife. I hate that bitch! It's I think I love my wife. I really love my wife. I think I love my wife.
I hate that bitch!
It's I think I love my wife.
I think I love my wife.
My wife and Matt.
Matt is the winner!
Well done.
Deserve it.
Come get your prizes, Chris.
And you can take your Legos back to your basement.
Where you get ready for your next big win.
Yeah, the craggle.
Where is he?
Where'd you get that from, Matt?
Was it actually a man made of Legos?
There he is.
Hey, dude.
So here, give him his thing back,
because you want that back, right?
Yeah.
These all came off of some castle or something
he was working on.
And yeah, take both of those bags.
And do you want some candy?
Take those Snickers.
I don't like things with nuts in them.
I'll keep the Twix.
Take the leftover Butterfingers.
Yeah, take it all.
I don't care.
Doug wanted to keep the Twix.
He's the host.
Can you tweet me a picture of you wearing my robe?
And nothing else.
Yeah, that's the idea of a robe isn't it actually make it
oh my god he's wearing a robe but he doesn't have pants on I did not ask for
that I've never been married I don't know how robes work so just put on the
blue diamond from Titanic have somebody draw you and tweet it all right
congratulations Chris you don't have to stand there.
Chris is free to go.
Please pass down your name tag items so I can read.
Is there a shithead on this box of donuts?
It's on the back.
Okay, cool.
Oh, there it is.
All right.
And Dave, give me yours.
Thanks.
And Selena. Okay, cool. Oh, there it is. All right. And Dave, give me yours. Thanks. And Selena.
Okay, very good.
Lisa, do you got any plugs you'd like to do here at the end of the show,
things that are coming up?
Sure.
Just follow me on Twitter, and I post stuff on there.
So you've got to be able to spell my name.
It's Lisa, C-O-R-R-A-O.
That's it.
Okay.
Thank you for being here.
Thank you, Lisa.
Thanks for having me.
Matt Fernandez.
My special will be out before the end of the year.
I don't have a date yet, but it'll be on Amazon Prime.
It's called Why Does Everyone Hate My Mirror?
And you can follow me on Twitter, too,
at FatMernandez2Ts.
That's all I got.
Rob M-A-H-E-R.
Thank you.
I'll be at the Orlando Improv in an hour with David Koechner.
So I'll tweet at you.
I'll give you directions.
But I'll also be at the DC Improv August 30th through September 2nd with Steve Byrne.
And then Dave and I go back all throughout September in Des Moines, Syracuse, and Cincinnati.
The Heartland, yes.
The Symphony of Chaos Tour, David Koechner.
I will be appearing.
Where are you guys at in Syracuse?
At the Funny Bone in Destiny Mall.
It's a beautiful, shitty mall.
That's a big-ass mall.
Yes.
Yep.
It's got, like, skydiving in it or some shit.
It's got all kinds of things.
Yeah.
Not indoor skydiving, like actual skydiving.
It's a big mall.
It's huge.
You might want to leave now if you're going to make it.
All right.
Thank you, Rob.
Yeah.
That last line sucked.
All right.
And Dave, tell us about what you got coming up.
I'll be back on the Goldbergs this fall.
If you haven't checked out Bobcat, Goldthwaites, Misfits, and Monsters, please do.
I'm in one of those series.
That's an anthology?
It is.
So how much are you in it?
Well, just everyone is in one episode.
One episode.
What's yours called?
I think Werewolf or something.
What's the premise of it?
Is it about a werewolf?
Well, no, I'm a guy who's running for president because what we assume might be Republicans
have come to this guy thinking he's a good old boy and they they can run him and, you know, get the popular vote.
But in the early stages of the show, we find out he's a werewolf.
And the people are like, well, okay, we can still work with that.
Anything else?
Anything else?
And I say, well, I ate a child once when I was a werewolf.
So anyway, that's a great one.
Dana Gould's Stan Against Evil will come out Halloween.
Nice.
And I'm in one of those episodes this year.
Okay, cool.
Uh-huh.
And then, yeah, doing Stan.
And lots of touring with Rob and Big Ball and everything.
Yeah, I'm now excited about this mall.
Very, very exciting.
Doug Lowe's Movies is back in San Diego
at the American Comedy Company on Saturday, September 29th,
the home of Eddie the Eagle.
That show, of course, is at 420.
Thank you, everybody, for coming out this afternoon,
and thank you to the Orlando Improv.
Thank you, guys. And one out this afternoon. And thank you to the Orlando Improv. Thank you, guys.
And one more time for all of my guests, Lisa Correo, Matt Fernandez, Rob Mayer, and Dave Koechner.
How about Doug Benson?
Come on.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Thanks, you guys.
Yeah, step on the donuts.
And, yeah, just, you guys could have just stayed in your seats.
I was just going to say one more thing. Welcome back, Dave.
So yeah, so I'm going to say three of these shitheads,
and on the third one, that's the cue for the end music.
Yeah.
Yeah.
As always, housing prices are a shithead. yeah as always
housing prices are a shithead
yeah
anyone who
mistaken
Aretha Franklin for Patti LaBelle
is a shithead Did you see that, Dave, on Fox News?
They had a picture of Patti LaBelle.
Oh, did they?
Yeah.
When Aretha Franklin passed away.
What a surprise.
What a surprise that Fox News didn't get it right.
And it even said R-E-S-P-E-C-T under the picture.
So only then, only then was it ironic.
Before that, it was just stupid.
But then adding that adds a considerable amount of irony.
What else?
We got one more, then the show's over.
This is exciting.
Have two great shows tonight, dude.
I will.
I heard about last night.
What'd you hear?
That you did two shows.
I saw the second one.
It was great.
They're fun shows.
Yeah, you're having a good time.
As always.
Right?
Yep.
Inescapable.
Implausible.
Unnecessary.
Space Force is a shithead.
Force is his shithead.
Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of
gold is viewing prowess. Makes him
cocky. There's no room
in his heart for you.
Because Doug loves
movies.