Doug Loves Movies - DC Pierson, Michael Sheen and Wayne Federman guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies 50,
Steve's rich, and he has a popcorn kernel in his feet.
There's still not one that he won't see,
because Doug loves movies.
Hey, hey, hey everybody.
My name is Doug and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
That was very professional of you guys.
That had a real Los Angeles feel to it.
We're coming to you once again from the Nerd Melt showroom
at Meltdown Comics on Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood, California.
It's Tuesday, October 13th, 2015.
The Democratic debates are going on,
so thank you for not caring about that.
Did you guys know that the debates would be going on
and made this choice anyway?
They're like, let's go sit in a hot room
and talk trivia with Doug Benson
and possibly yell out answers
when we're not supposed to.
I don't think that guy's here tonight.
I have a good feeling
about it. Let me see your name tags.
There's a great Empire Strikes
Back situation in the front,
but he changed it to Empire Mike's
Back. Oh, speaking of Empire Strikes Back,
did you see that?
This dude trumped you.
He's got a bigger lightsaber than you, dude.
And a bigger poster. What's your name, dude?
Brandon.
Brandon? How'd you get that into Empire Strikes...Brandon?
Empire Strikes Brandon.
Empire Strikes Brandon.
Well, okay, so you win for Empire Mikes Back for being more clever.
But his is bigger. A view to a will?
And I don't see anything
James Bond on there, really.
Your printer broke?
Donuts?
So you drew a donut on there?
Oh, okay.
Whatever you say, man.
Katie just
it's not even necessarily movie related
it's just your name
oh written on the bottom there
it's small print that I can't see
great job
what's this
Avengers thing over here
Avengers Age of Ultrion
I like it Guardians of the Galaxy Kelsey Avengers Age of Ultron.
I like it.
Guardians of the Galaxy, Kelsey.
Ratatouille.
You guys are killing it with the fun names.
Thank you guys for bringing those,
and good luck to everybody.
I brought some good stuff in the prize bag.
We'll get to in a second.
We'll be back here at Meltdown in two weeks.
Maybe fall will set in between now and then. It won't be so
oppressively warm in here.
Tuesday, October 27th.
And Doug Loves Movies
in Cincinnati this weekend
is sold out, but there's still some room
to see me do stand-up
and play Last Man Stanton if you bring a name
tag on Thursday night at
Goo Bananas in
Cincinnati. It's a
gas. And
Sunday afternoon we'll also do
the same drill at 420 at the Funny Bone
in Columbus, Ohio.
DouglasMovies.com
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From the corrections department,
Chris Hardwick was right.
It is Terminator 3 Rise of the Machines.
I guess he should have known that.
He's in it.
Now it's time for tweet relief.
Tweets about movies.
Jordan Newhouse tweeted,
some people think Cuba Gooding Jr. is attractive,
but I think he's got a face for radio.
This has been tweet relief.
Doug can't get enough of radio jokes.
Edition.
Let's look in the prize bag, you guys.
It's a
what do you call it?
A satchel? A bag?
A man purse? A merse?
That says the 1989 World Tour on it.
So that's a pretty valuable item right there.
Cause for some reason, when I go to Taylor Swift shows,
they send me another one of these bags.
And I also just went through and grabbed a lot of stuff
in my home that I don't feel like I need,
or I have doubles of.
A lighter from Chameleon Glass.
Some, I ordered Uber Eat, you know,
where they bring you some food.
And they said, just today we're also including a dessert
from Sweet Lady Jane.
And I was like, oh, that's terrific.
That's gonna be good for the prize bag.
Cause I'm not gonna eat that dessert.
Look at this.
This is a full bottle of Love, Peace
and the Planet
Totally
Beechen, Coconut, Mango
Vanilla
Yeah, it's all these words and we haven't
even got to what it does yet.
Body and Waves
Styling Mist
Yeah.
I don't put product in my hair, really,
so I've never done anything with that.
Just been sitting in my bathroom for forever.
I don't have any schmovies with me today,
but I've got a button that says schmovie on it.
And then this is... I think this is kind of cool.
I don't know what you're gonna do with it necessarily,
but a Buffy the Vampire Slayer mouse pad...
that says 1-800-COLLECT at the bottom.
A writing pad from the Travis City Film Festival 2014 edition.
A yo-yo.
Not any yo-yo.
This is a Duncan official.
And what else is in here?
Oh, this is pretty cool.
This is a vaporizer pen from the people at Cloud.
Ooh.
I hope you guys are all over 21 and have your medical marijuana cards.
A Fiat keychain.
For the people that like to have a keychain.
Oh, no!
Oh, it's just my water. I thought I knocked over
the love piece
and the planet
totally beach in coconut
mango vanilla
body and wave
styling mist. I thought I knocked that
over.
Turns out it's just my label
free water. I knocked that over. Turns out it's just my label, Free Water.
And I think that's everything in the bag that I brought,
but my guests brought stuff, and they knew to bring stuff
because there are three repeat performers on the show.
So give me help in welcoming
Wayne Fetterman, D.C. Pearson, and Michael Sheen.
Thank you for that round of applause.
I appreciate it.
I said on the podcast recently
that I think that my guests should get
an undeserved standing ovation when they come out,
and only one guy took me up on it.
Thanks for that, dude.
It felt sarcastic when he was doing it.
Yeah, he was really getting into it,
but hopefully it'll catch on at some point
because I think it'll be fun for the guests
to be surprised by that.
But, you know, you can't expect to stand in ovation.
But I thought the ovation was rather sincere,
so we appreciate that.
Yeah, the ovation was sincere
because most of the people here, I guess,
didn't get that particular memo.
They weren't finding that memo.
But that's Wayne Fetterman, everybody.
I'm in the middle.
47th appearance on the show.
Not true.
Not true.
And the first time that a publicist has reached out to me
to get Wayne Fetterman on Doug Nose's movies.
I know, I get some things going on.
How does that feel when you're like, we're friends?
Yeah, I know the guy.
I could just text him or whatever. But I also know your publicist, and he some things going on. How does that feel when you're like, we're friends? Yeah, I know the guy. I could just text him or whatever.
Yeah, but I also know your publicist, and he's a great guy.
So I was happy to work it out for you to tell everybody about your new CD,
which is a pretty amazing project for a comedian to...
What do you know about it?
I want to hear you talk about it.
It's like stuff from your entire career on a several-disc set.
That's exactly right.
I've never put out a CD because no one's asked me to.
And so we got together all this old material right from 1984 to 2015.
Yeah, so Taylor Swift wasn't even born yet.
No.
And my first joke is about the 84 Olympics.
And Ryan Adams is doing
all the jokes again.
That's it. That's the whole joke.
We don't have to talk about it. And what's it called, Wayne?
It's called The Chronicles of Fetterman.
Oh, perfect title for that.
And good luck with it. Thanks.
That's enough of that. Yeah, I mean, people are going to buy that.
Why wouldn't people want to buy that?
Yeah, well, is there any bits do you remember mine that you're like, I wonder if that made it onto the Chronicles
Nope, okay
And there is a fantastic picture of Wayne on the back of it as well on the gap here's here
It is you brought one for the bag. Yeah, yeah
Somebody here tonight is gonna win a copy of it hasn't been released. It comes out Friday guys
I've got my copy.
Oh, it's got a Judd Apatow
quote on the back.
What does it say?
It says,
I directed This Is 40.
That's right.
It's kind of a weird place
for him to plug that movie.
Look, you have to pay
for the production
of the CD somehow.
So I was like,
I sold some ad space to Judd Apatow,
and luckily he has some money.
We saw, Wayne and I saw, Judd set up a screening for us
at Universal of This Is 40 when it was about to come out,
and it was just you, me, and a security guy
that stood during most of it,
but eventually just took a seat himself
because he didn't figure you and I were going to get out of control
and try to tape the movie.
They were so worried
that scenes of that movie
were going to get out
before it was released.
Or the whole thing.
We could have sat there
and recorded the whole thing,
but that security guy
was on our shit.
Didn't let it happen.
Michael Sheen is back, everybody.
Television, movies.
He does it all,
both of those.
He's leaving town soon to go to Atlanta to be a robot.
That's right.
Yeah.
Given up acting.
Decided to go down the mechanical pathway.
Yeah.
Now I'm doing a movie called Passengers.
That's the Star Wars movie, right?
Star Wars Passengers. Yeah, yeah, I know that a movie called Passengers. That's the Star Wars movie, right? Star Wars Passengers.
Yeah, yeah, I know that one.
The unknown story.
Star Wars colon Passengers.
No, it's a movie directed by Morton Tilden,
who directed Imitation Game,
and a fantastic movie called Headhunters.
Has anyone seen Headhunters?
Oh, I gotta check that out.
Danish movie, yeah.
People love it.
And this is Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Pratt,
me,
and Lawrence Fishburne
and that's it.
That's it.
Just the four of us.
There's only people in it.
Spoiler, you guys.
Four of us on a spaceship.
If you're looking for movies
with more than four people in them,
stay away from Passengers.
But it's gonna be a great one
for the Leonard Maltin game.
Yeah, that'll be terrific.
Limited cast.
I can name all of those names
is what everybody's gonna say.
And I'm one of them.
Because if you've seen the movie
and you're not a fool,
those are four pretty big names.
Do you know the order?
Do you know the order?
You think Leonard's gonna have it in the book?
On cable, it'll be me first.
Just me.
Dude, have you seen the cable listing
for Kill the Messenger?
No.
It is quite literally your name first.
I'm in it for two minutes.
It's you and then who's another person that would be kind of random from that one?
It's not Jeremy Renner.
Does not make the top two in a movie that's all about Jeremy Renner's character.
It's really fun.
Jennifer Aniston.
What?
She's not in it.
She is not in it.
Oh, no. Rosemary DeWitt. Probably got second billing after you. Me and She's not in it. She is not in it. Oh no,
Rosemary DeWitt
probably got second billing
after you.
Me and Rosemary DeWitt.
I think so, yeah.
Now that's a movie.
Yeah.
As long as I was a robot.
I know you can't
possibly top yourself
because the first time
you were on
you brought a pillow
with your own face on it.
Yeah.
So what do you have
for the prize bag today?
Okay, everyone settle in. So I did set the bar very high. Oh, you brought a pillow with your own face on it yeah uh so what do you have for the prize bag today okay
everyone's settling uh so i did set the ball you brought your own bag yeah
maybe we should do dc's first so he doesn't feel bad no we're starting with me okay that will be
the only thing that will make me feel bad about following Michael. That's it. How little you brought from the bag.
We're going to start off, if that's okay, Doug,
with, this is a present
that's also a game.
Okay, so. Jeez.
We'll start with an easy one. This is
a t-shirt
for a hotel
called the Overlook
Hotel. Anyone know what that's from?
Yes, of course. Oh, that's the hotel for dogs.
That's for four rooms.
Hotel Rwanda?
Yes!
So that's from The Shining.
Yeah, terrific.
That's a nice shirt.
Thank you.
Okay, this is a tough one.
Okay.
Or tougher.
I'm excited.
Is it also a Kubrick movie?
Nope. Okay. Oh, that's upset. I'm excited. Is it also a Kubrick movie? Nope.
Okay.
Oh, that's upset.
That's tough.
It's even harder if you can't see what it is.
Here we go.
Okay, so this is The Paper Street Soap Company.
Anyone know this one?
Somebody in the audience went, oh.
Fight Club, it is.
Fight Club.
Fight Club.
Well, that guy fucked up because he talked about it.
So that's the... One of my least favorite movies
that's popular.
Stop talking about Fight Club then.
Oh.
Okay, what about this one?
This is...
Why are you doing it back there?
Genco
Pura Olive Oil.
Yes, Godfather. That's from the Godfather? Somebody said that in a voice bef Olive Oil Godfather Yes Godfather
That's from the Godfather
That guy
Somebody said that
In a voice befitting of Godfather
Somebody was like
Godfather
Don't talk about that one week
Okay this is the
This is the last
This is the last t-shirt
This is the hardest one though
Disney
Alice in Wonderland
Anyone
Anyone
Anyone
We're opening it up Okay so that's the t-shirt Now those t-shirts Are from a fantastic company Alice in Wonderland? Anyone? Anyone. Anyone.
We're opening it up. We're opening the chocolate factory.
Okay, so that's the t-shirt.
Now, those t-shirts
are from a fantastic company
called Last Exit to Nowhere.
I don't know if you know that,
but they're a brilliant company.
It's crushing your t-shirt.
Okay.
Now, this...
This is a wrapped gift.
Yeah.
This is a Christmas present.
Seven. This is from Seven. This is a weird present. Seven.
This is from seven.
This is a weird way to...
What's in the box?
This is a weird way to pitch your reboot of the Santa Claus.
This is a Christmas present that I bought for someone four years ago.
And I put it in a cupboard and then forgot that it was there.
So the person didn't get it.
And now I can't remember what's in it.
And as the years
have gone by
I thought
should I open it
and see what's in there
and I thought
no it's nicely wrapped
I might want to give it
to someone
I might just remember
what's in there.
I've never remembered.
Is it kind of heavy?
It's
I think I know what it is.
Because it seems a shape
of like a sweater.
Yeah that's what it feels like.
Yeah? Yeah. Listen I It feels like it shape of a sweater. Yeah, that's what it feels like. Yeah?
Yeah.
Listen, I...
It feels like it might be a sweater.
But how should we do this?
Should we open it now, or should we let the winner go home?
Do we make the winner wait until Christmas?
Yeah.
What if they're Jewish?
What if they're Jewish?
Definitely.
Still a great day to open stuff.
Okay. Wait, there's more? Jews like to have something to do on Christmas. There's loads more. So this is... Loads more. still a great day to open stuff you know
wait there's more
Jews like to have
something to do
on Christmas
there's loads more
so this is
loads more
the collected
the first book
of the collected edition
of Jeff Lemire's
Sweet Tooth Comics
which I am a big fan of
and I have written
the introduction to
what
so that's that
how do I see this
have a look
okay
there's more in my bag
Wayne quick capsule review allow me to just see So that's that. How do I see this? Have a look. Okay, there's more in my bag.
Wayne, quick capsule review.
Let me just see the foreword.
Wow. Is it by Judd Apatow?
Yeah.
What the hell?
I've got some films.
He brought a few films.
Hey, Doug, just so you know, I have one other thing.
Okay.
Sorry. Hey, Doug, just so you know, I have one other thing. Okay. So,
this is humiliating.
This is humiliating what's happening right now.
This is a film called...
Why don't you just open a Tower Records?
Why don't you just reopen Tower Records
on your dime and everyone goes
and runs through the store?
Fucking jerk.
Okay, what do you have here?
Alright, this is a film called How's Your News?
Anyone seen that? How's Your News?
It's a great, great film.
A little, a gem.
So this is why I'm bringing them, because they're films that I think
are brilliant that people don't really know, maybe
that well. Okay. I'm guessing it's British.
No, no, no. How's Your News?
No, yep, absolutely. How's Your News
is handicapped people delivering the news?
That's correct.
Yeah, I've heard of that.
Okay.
This is the film Black Stallion.
Oh, that is...
Oh, yes, that's the one about a handicapped horse.
This is one of the most maligned movies when it ever came out.
Fight the triumph of the will.
Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me, which is by the greatest living director.
Triumph of the Will Twin Peaks Firewalk with me
by the greatest living director
this is the classic Thief of Baghdad
Criterion Collection
and this is possibly the greatest movie ever made
this is House
Criterion Collection
and ladies and gentlemen that is it
wow you really set somebody up
somebody doesn't have to shop
for their friends this Christmas.
Listen, if you do a gift bag, you do a
fucking gift bag.
I can't.
You did it right. What's your other thing, Wayne?
Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett. They got five or six films to watch first
before they get around to Lady Gaga.
They do a great version of Cheek to Cheek.
It's really weird.
And also his CD is 30 years worth.
Yeah, 30 years in one CD.
It's gonna take less time to watch those films.
And DC Pearson is here!
That's unbelievable.
Not only do I not have a million things,
I forgot what I did bring in the green room.
But it is a novel
that I wrote called,
a young adult novel
called Crap Kingdom.
It's not a million things.
It's just one.
It's not 30 years.
I spent like two years on it.
That lady.
Here comes Matt Belknap.
Oh, yeah.
Matt Belknap.
Thank you, yes.
It's about a kid
who loves fantasy
and Chronicles of Narnia
and stuff.
Then he finds out
he is the chosen one in a fantasy kingdom and then stuff, and then he finds out he is the chosen one
in a fantasy kingdom, and then it turns out
that the fantasy kingdom he's the chosen one in
is really, really shitty.
Can you write, can you sign the book,
but also write an inscription like,
sorry, I didn't bring more, or something like that?
Yes, I can.
I'd say that it's Judd Apatow who wrote it.
All right, so just, Michael, I guess just pass me your bag.
Somebody's going to win two bags tonight.
And congratulations to that person.
I feel like maybe just taking mine and going home.
But no, somebody's going to win two bags worth of stuff.
There's a few extra things in there,
but I got embarrassed about how much was in there,
so they'll just be little surprises
that's gold Krugerrands
full of surprises
lifetime pass to
he's signing that
hey winner sorry I didn't bring more
thank you Michael
that's a lot of good stuff
Michael that is very generous
we get it.
You're on a series.
I remember when we were waiting to go into that audition,
it was just me, Michael, and Wayne.
Auditioning to play the sex scientist.
And I knew the director.
I pitched them on,
why don't we each play him in different episodes?
Like a sort of, I'm not there sort of a thing.
Doctor Who style.
They were like, we've asked you to leave several times.
And DC, of course, is the star of Captain America,
the Winter Soldier.
Yes.
Star.
That's how I like to say it. I i did matt gorley's podcast about people that
have uh tiny parts in movies which is a wonderful podcast called i was there too and then in a later
episode he told someone you are the person that has the smallest part yet the smallest part
previously was dc pearson and captain america 2 the winter soldier with a part uh a screen time
equaling 27 seconds. And I felt-
You're only in that 27 seconds?
But damn if it isn't a 27 seconds, Doug.
Doesn't it feel like more?
Damn if it isn't a 27 seconds.
It feels like more.
Thank you.
You kind of come in and-
I don't do that's what she said,
but if I did, I would do it right now.
That would have been a good time to do it, yeah.
But you like enter the scene and leave and come back
or are you just there briefly and then gone?
I'm just there
and then they continue on
and spies are trying to get them.
Yes, precisely.
What constitutes
having the smallest part
like that though?
Do you have to have a line?
Do you have to have a credit?
I was credited
and I had some lines.
Yeah.
What if you're credited
but no lines,
just your voice?
This is just,
am I telling you the rules of Matt Gorley's podcast?
Yes.
I think that, yeah, I think you can still do that.
Because he had the woman who was in the baby carriage scene in The Untouchables,
and I don't think she has any lines, but she reacts.
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
So everybody check that out.
No, it sounds interesting.
It's a great podcast.
I love it.
Yep. I saw Doug in Fast Times at a great podcast. I love it. Yep.
I saw Doug in Fast Times
at Ridgemont High
a couple of weeks ago.
Yes.
Yeah, that's a pretty small part
because it's not a part at all.
It was an extra.
But you can definitely see you.
Yeah.
You're smoking
and checking out someone's ass.
Yeah.
Where are you?
Are you in the mall?
Yeah, I'm in the mall
at Perry's Pizza
when Ratner goes to Stacy
at the end of the movie
and he realizes that she actually does like him
and then they're going to date.
Aww.
It's a sweet movie.
You know, once you get past the abortion.
I said that about Happy feet as well oh god no I'm human pro-choice penguin pro-life is what that person said well before we get into the
gameplay tonight I wanted to do a little thing that I like to do from time
to time called
Love Like Hate Hate Like.
Two people
applauding, sort of
applauding for that. And that's where
I'm going to name
an actor or actress, and we're
just going to go down the line, and each of us
has to name a movie that we love that that person
was in, one that we hate, one that we dislike like and one that we hate ourselves for liking you could pass
once if you don't want to insult anybody and uh uh we'll start with love and we'll start with
michael just name a movie with kate winslet that you love that? Yeah, in honor of her being in the Steve Jobs movie this weekend.
Okay.
Love, Eternal Sunshine, and The Spotless Mind.
Of course.
That's a great choice.
If she was in a David Lynch movie,
you would have picked that, I'm sure.
But she's not.
But that's a terrific movie.
I just saw the Michelle Gondry,
the documentary he did where he talks
to Noam Chomsky is the man
who is tall happy and
it's real trippy the whole thing is animated
it's like a conversation
but then he animates it and writes out
a lot of the things that are being said
and then he also has parts where he explains
to the viewer well you can kind of hear a camera
whirring in the background of this
part because that's the kind of camera I want to use to record Noam Chomsky.
And it's just really, really weird.
Like all of Michel Gondry's stuff,
it's real trippy and folds in on itself.
And Wayne, what about you?
Is he happy, though?
That's the thing.
The reason it's called, is the man who is tall happy,
is because it has something to do with
how human beings throw in the
two is's into that sentence
and the animals wouldn't do that.
I would have thought it was just the two of them
doing a catfish thing where they seek out
Hakeem Olajuwon.
No, I don't believe there's anyone
of any kind of
tallness at all.
Well, that's fucking false advertising, but anyway.
What about you, Wayne?
What's a Kate Winslet movie you love?
Is she in Titanic?
Is she the one in Titanic?
She is in Titanic.
I love that Titanic.
What?
Did you love Titanic?
No, but I loved her in Titanic.
She played Rose, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I saw that.
Is this like a weird interrogation
technique?
I'm really worried about playing the rest of this game
with you if you're not
sure if she was in Titanic.
She's like the one on the raft, right?
Yeah, I saw that.
She was very good in that movie. So I loved her
in that movie. But you're not saying I love the movie
or I love her in it. What's the game?
It should be that you love the movie, but... hold on um no i love titanic yeah okay i know
i'm glad you saved us some time there but that's all right i'm gonna say steve jobs which i saw
this weekend i saw it last night and that's my pick too ste Steve Jobs. Love Steve Jobs. Yeah, me too.
I'd say there's almost a little bit too much
of Danny Boyle's
directing wizardry.
It could have been a little simpler.
But still loved it.
Especially the performances.
The four lead actors and all the other
parts are quite good.
Yeah, I think people keep saying, like, it's like a play,
as though, like, plays aren't the foundation of everything that we like.
It's like being like, it's like food.
It's like, yeah, we love food.
We fucking love it.
Yeah, and it's kind of like a play.
If they're saying it's like a play, they mean a play that's about to happen,
because it's all behind the scenes things before various Apple presentations.
Which I thought was
a brave and excellent choice
and people hating Aaron Sorkin
has kind of become a meme
and if anybody wants
to walk and talk
with me around the parking lot
I'll explain to them
why that's wrong.
Yeah, they don't walk
and talk too much.
There's a little bit
but just enough.
Just enough.
Yeah.
Just a soup con
of walking and talking.
I'm going to say
I said Steve Jobs already, so now
just one that you just like, Michael. One that's
just like, that was okay. That did the job.
I got through
that all right.
I can give you some options if you want.
Well, I couldn't say that. I mean, I really liked
Sense and Sensibility. I really liked that.
Oh, there you go. That works.
Okay. Well, then Sense go. That works. Okay.
Well, then Sense and Sensibility.
Yeah, that's probably one of my favorites of hers.
Oh, no, I'll tell you what I liked.
The Reader.
I didn't love it, but I liked it.
Okay.
Yeah, because why did you just like it, you think?
Because it's such a colossal bummer?
Because it's too German.
There's a lot of German in it.
Yeah.
Wayne, can you think of another?
I can, I can, but let me ask you a question.
You can pass.
No, I don't want to pass.
Am I allowed to say Steve Jobs?
Yeah.
I'm not going to, but I would be allowed to.
Yes.
That's going to be in the next round.
All right, I'm going going to, but I would be allowed to. Yes. That's going to be in the next round. All right. I'm going to go...
I'm going to go Sense and Sensibility.
I just love those...
Fair enough.
English kind of movies.
Isn't that Ivory Merchant?
It's not Ivory Merchant.
It's not?
No. Maybe you haven't seen this movie. Ivory Merchant. It's not? No.
Maybe you haven't seen this movie.
Same kind of vibe.
It's Jane Austen.
Oh.
So it takes place in Austin, Texas.
I'm going to go with Sense and Sensibility.
Okay.
DC, what about you?
Can I get some options?
For some reason I'm blanking on.
Yeah, yeah.
Did you like Contagion?
Oh, wait a minute.
I'm allowed to.
I did like Contagion.
There you go.
So Contagion is yours.
Yeah, I really like it. Like it describes exactly what I felt about Contagion. I'm panicking over. I'm allowed to... I did like Contagion. There you go. So Contagion is yours. Yeah, I really like...
Like describes exactly what I felt about Contagion.
I'm panicking over here.
I didn't know I was allowed to ask for options.
Okay, go ahead.
You just have to ask for options,
and then I'll give you options.
Okay.
I went with Titanic for like...
For the...
You know, for her one tit,
and for...
To rule them all.
And for the ship...
For the ship flip.
The ship.
What about the guy who hit the propeller?
That's one of the best violent deaths in the history.
It's not even rated R, that movie.
And it's got nudity and violence.
It's very disturbing.
Is there, Michael Sheen, a Kate Winslet movie that you hate?
I'm trying to think of one I hate.
She picks pretty interesting projects.
Can you give us a list?
A lot of hateable stuff. Well, like I was gonna say,
like, I love Heavenly Creatures.
Well, that's a great movie.
That's a good one. I'm just trying to think of one that
I didn't like. She plays a
murderer in that one, right? Holy Smoke.
Did you ever see that? Holy Smoke. No, I didn't
say that. Let's say I hated that. Okay.
I hated it so much I refused
to watch it. I boycotted it, in fact.
It's just really gross
there's like you know
at one point
somebody writes on a wall
with their own feces
because they couldn't
find a quill
it's that sort of thing
now you're selling it to me
now I do want to see
was that the one
that was about the cult
and Harvey Keitel's in it
is that that one
I think that's Holy Smoke
yeah
I think so.
Quills was the guy from Shine.
Yeah.
Jeffrey Rush.
Jeffrey Rush.
Playing Marat Saad.
Not Marat Saad.
What's his name?
Marquis de Saad.
Marquis de Saad, yeah.
All right.
What do you hate?
Well, I'm just kidding about Steve Jobs.
Steve Jobs.
Although it was weird that it was like every...
I don't want to spoil it, but anyway.
Yeah, don't spoil it.
Okay.
A little too early on that one.
Yeah, give me some other options.
Okay, Carnage.
Oh, wait.
No, Heavenly Creatures, if I'm not mistaken.
She plays a teenager, gets in a lesbo thing.
Sure.
And then kills her mom.
They're close.
Is that right?
Is that the movie?
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know if I like that.
You hated that?
I can't say hate, but I want to keep the game moving.
Okay.
DC?
Can I get some? I can't think of one I hate. Is there
any more options? I'll pass. Yeah, yeah. I
picked The Holiday.
Oh.
You're like saving the good ones.
You're the worst. We know
what you're up to. With Cameron Diaz, but
apologies to Jack Black
I love Jack Black
Jude Law
it's yeah
it's a bummer
that movie
alright
is there a movie
by the Kate Winslet
is in Michael
that you hate yourself
for liking
Titanic
okay
that's fair
come on
king of the world
who can't enjoy that
it's the ELO
of movies
I love it but I ain't telling anyone can't enjoy that. It's the ELO of movies.
I love it, but I ain't telling anyone.
And that electric light orchestra played
even as the ship went down.
I'll defend
that movie.
It's the biggest grossing movie of the
90s.
I take it back. End game.
End game.
There we go.
The last three Pirates of the Caribbean movies made a lot of it? End game. End game. There we go.
That's my...
The last three Pirates of the Caribbean movies made a lot of money too, but let's not get
crazy.
I'm just saying it was the number one.
Give me some more options.
Kim Kardashian's ass broke the internet.
Yeah.
So what is happening?
Popular don't mean that it's right.
I guess I hate Titanic.
What else?
Yeah, you might have to pass if you can't think of one.
Yeah, yeah. I can't think of one. Yeah, I can't think of one.
Yeah, yeah.
That's fair.
DC?
Oh, gosh.
I haven't heard one that I've...
I've never seen Titanic, you guys.
So maybe I hate imagining the reaction that happens
when I tell someone I haven't seen Titanic,
and they're like,
I want to have seen Titanic, but I haven't yet.
One time I saw the last 20 minutes of it in the green room before Doug Loves Movies
with the sound off.
I found it visually arresting.
Yeah, that last 20 minutes is pretty spectacular.
Yeah, I mean, all the stuff with the old lady
at the beginning and the end, I don't...
The gunplay is bad, too.
Like a snidely whiplash character.
Gunplay, yeah.
Billy Zane, right?
Yeah, and his...
Shooting just like at the ground and stuff.
Right, it's not enough that this ship is going down.
Like, to add some extra dramatic tension,
there's a little gunplay and a handcuff scene,
if I'm not mistaken.
Yeah, yeah, there could have been a couple
that fell in love on the ship.
They didn't even have to be from different classes.
And then the ship flips over,
and they have to survive, you know?
And the band won't leave.
It doesn't have to be, yeah.
The great David Warner is the bad guy in that, yeah you guys keep the great David Warner
is the bad guy in that
isn't he
you know David Warner
who was also the bad guy
in Time Bandits
which is one of the
greatest performances
on film
and in Time After Time
where he plays
Jack the Ripper
going through time
not interestingly enough
in Time Cop
no
yeah I know
I know
he didn't have enough
time for that one
my hate myself for liking
is the whole Divergent Insurgent Detergent series.
Because I like those movies for some reason,
but I don't think they're necessarily that good.
The first one's all training,
and the second one's all like,
wait till you see the third one.
So I'm really standing by
and waiting for that
for all my time and effort to pay off.
I want to do a young adult trilogy
that's all middle parts.
It's going to be called The Bridge.
And that's it.
That's it.
You'll have to wait until you see the next one
for the good part of the joke.
I like your style of cupping the microphone
and really getting into it, like rock star style.
Yeah, I've been described as the Henry Rollins of podcasting.
I forgot to ask if you guys have been to the movies lately.
Obviously, we've all seen Steve Jobs,
but what else have you guys seen?
I went to see The Martian, but you've talked about that before.
But what did you think?
Because I'm through with space.
Yeah, yeah. Especially space without any
robots. Yeah.
Any film that involves someone using
their own feces, I'm there.
So it was...
For anything. To accomplish anything.
No, I... Name another science fiction
film where nobody dies.
Michael, you said you're over...
You're into people using their own feces
and stuff, and yet you found a movie to be too
German.
You're a contradiction. I'm an enigma wrapped
inside a mystery
in a riddle.
Name another science fiction film where nobody
dies. Gravity.
Leave.
No.
Two people dying. Oh yeah, they die, you're right. dies? Gravity. Leave. Apparently the person said,
two people dying.
Oh yeah, they die, you're right.
Like the Indian guy and then Clooney, right?
So I did think it was sort of extraordinary given that it's a film about preserving
one life.
All the films we watch, people are just
dying left, right, and center. I just felt bad for all the other
astronauts that are like, yeah, let's stay out in space
for another year and a half just to go get this one guy.
Well, they did leave him behind.
Well, but they left their whole families behind
in the process.
But they're going to live on Earth.
They can go to the shops and drink milk or whatever.
He's got to grow potatoes in his own shit.
They got stuff to do to keep busy.
You're right.
You guys, I'm pretty sure. You're right. You guys,
I'm pretty sure
Michael's an alien.
You know,
human stuff,
going to shops,
drinking milk,
breathing with our mouths.
It's true.
What about you, Wayne?
But I did watch
another thing
that was really great.
Has anyone seen
Lost Soul?
The documentary
about the making of the island of Dracomoran. Tremendous. That's my favorite genre of movie, I think, I watched another thing that was really great. Has anyone seen Lost Soul? The documentary about
the making of the island
of Dracomoran.
Tremendous.
That's my favorite genre
of movie, I think.
It's a documentary about
an embattled making of a movie.
Absolutely.
It's so good.
Did you see the one about Dune?
Joe Dorozki's Dune?
Yeah.
Amazing.
That's incredible.
That's tremendous.
That's neat.
That's highly recommended.
Right.
And one about... Terry Gilliams.
Terry Gilliams.
Yeah, you knew.
Hamster in the Machine.
Yeah.
His attempt to make Man of La Mancha, was it?
Lost La Mancha.
Yeah, yeah.
What about you, Wayne?
What have you seen lately besides Steve Jobs?
Well, I'm going to give you two movies.
I'm going to give you two movies.
You pick the one.
Oh, okay.
One is called Finders Keepers,
and the other one is called The Green Inferno.
I'd like to hear about The Green Inferno, please.
Okay.
All right.
Finders Keepers is about a guy who loses his leg in a plane accident.
It's a documentary.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, but anyway, we won't talk about that.
It's about the guy who finds his leg and wants to keep it?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You find it in a cooker.
So great.
It's great.
He finds it in a George Foreman grill.
He does find it in a grill, but he buys it in, you know, when you buy like a, you know, do an auction.
Yeah.
So he, anyway, it's a very interesting little movie. Tomatoing at 97. That's a verb I created. Tomatoing. Yeah. And so he, anyway, it's a very interesting little movie.
Tomatoing at 97.
That's a verb I created.
Tomatoing?
Yeah.
Is this you
in the control room
at Rotten Tomatoes?
It's tomatoing at 97.
Hold on.
Clint Howard's like,
we're fucked.
It's tomatoing
through the roof.
And the Green Inferno
was Eli.
Oh, so you are
going to tell us
about both of them.
No, I won't. That's it. In the end. No, that was, it was very, it was was Eli Roth. Oh, so you are going to tell us about both of them. No, I won't.
I won't.
That's it.
In the end.
No, it was horrific, obviously.
Right.
That's what he does.
Yeah, yeah.
Eli Roth.
And it was about college students, environmentalists who go down to the Amazon to kind of keep
them from cutting down trees.
Their plane crashes on the way back.
And guess what?
Horrible Amazon people try to eat them.
Yeah.
And basically do.
That sounds fun.
Yeah, it's pretty good.
It's pretty good.
There was some gruesome.
I wish Matt Damon got eaten on Mars.
I have not seen this movie, but now I don't have to, thanks to you guys.
So he comes back, right?
Wait, no.
Who said that?
No. I thought you said that? No.
I thought you said
no one does.
He goes crazy on Mars
and makes his own crown
and pretends to be
king of Mars
and lives there
for the rest of his life.
But wasn't he also
stranded on another movie
I saw last year?
He was part of...
Good Will Hunting.
Yes.
He has to make apples
out of his own shit.
How'd you like them?
What have you seen,
DC? I've seen
Steve Jobs, obviously, and then this weekend
as part of Beyond Fest here in Los Angeles,
I saw a repertory screening of
Dog Day Afternoon, one of my favorite movies.
Oh, that's such a good movie. And it is truly
one of the best movies of all time. It's rated incredibly
highly, and I still think it's underrated.
It's so awesome.
What's it tomato-ing at?
It is pre-Tomatoes.
Oh, pre-Tomatoes.
Yeah, PT, yeah.
But I would say it tomatoes at like 100.
I love it.
And it's the best because it is many things,
but it's just like two hours of a young Al Pacino just being so fucking stressed.
He's just so stressed the whole time.
He's very upset, yes.
Yeah, and it's wonderful.
And I just like that people used to do movies
where it was like, I'm just gonna be sweaty
and like upset and just like so stressed out the whole time
and like a bank robber and it's wonderful.
It's really, I love Dog Day Afternoon.
And he did a Q and A afterward and he said that.
Oh, let me guess what he said.
Hoo-ah!
Which I thought was an interesting insight into the process.
What did he say about it?
Oh, he, well, he didn't, it was interesting.
It's the second Al Pacino Q&A I've seen this year,
because I also saw one at CineFamily where he did,
talked about Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross.
If you bring Al Pacino in to do a Q&A,
he's not necessarily going to talk about
the movie you guys just watched,
but it's okay.
He's made some other good ones.
Does he mainly talk about Dick Barton?
No, Dick Tracy.
What did you call him?
Who's Dick Barton?
I think Dick Barton is a fish and chip shop
in Wales, near where I live.
He did say, he turned to us, he was like,
if you're ever in Wales.
He loves them.
Oh, he can't get enough of them.
When he's down in the valleys.
But it was great.
Where's those fish and chips?
He's a pirate.
He's turned into a pirate.
That's his next movie.
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Attica, Attica.
It's time for me to say, let the games begin.
There we go.
Folks brought name tags.
You guys have to pick one.
Oh, yeah.
While you do that, we'll do this.
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That was a really painstaking...
I feel like I'm rewarding the wrong kind of person.
Michael, who are you playing for?
I am going with Now You See Megan.
Or is it Megan?
It has to be Megan to make it work.
Now You See Megan.
Now You See Megan.
Now You See Megan. Because Liz see Megan. Now you see Megan.
Because Lizzie, who is my co-star in the show,
is doing Now You See Megan 2.
Is she replacing Borat's wife?
My wife.
Well, we know who's replacing Borat.
If Borat were a robot
hanging out with Jennifer Lawrence...
Michael, it's not too late.
Please do the whole movie as Borat.
Please. Thank you, Borat robot.
All right, good job, Megan.
Wayne has had second thoughts.
Why don't you like it?
I panicked.
But anyway, it doesn't matter.
The Empire strikes Randon. Brandon. Oh, Brandon. I got it. I got it. I panicked. But anyway, it doesn't matter. The Empire Strikes Randon.
Brandon.
Oh, Brandon.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I figured it out.
This is all stupid.
Anyway, there's a poster of this movie.
This is the second one of them, right?
This is the second one.
Not directed by Lucas.
The Empire Strikes Back, yes.
Who directed it?
Irwin something?
Irwin Kirshner.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, this was a good one.
I liked that one a lot, yeah.
Everyone think, would you say this is the best?
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Yes.
So I saw this movie.
Without hesitation.
I saw this movie in Lithuania once.
Long story.
We'll save it for another time.
Go.
Really?
Something happened?
Well, they screened it.
Remember when it was re-released with the new prints and all that?
Remember?
Are you sure?
So what year was that?
I don't know.
Late 90s.
Late 90s.
90s.
Okay, thank you.
So it's Lithuania.
Their Independence Day is 1992.
It's like a new democracy out from the heel of the Soviet Union.
This is a long story.
So anyway, and political.
So you're saying what was going on with lithuania matched
up in some way with what was happening not at all strikes brandon not in any way although
all right anyway so they're screening the movie doug in like a library you know like you pay like
a dollar or a lit i think is what it was called you go in there, it's just chairs and a bunch of illegal DVDs in the lobby.
They screen the movie.
Children come out and act it for you.
Barefoot.
But I watched the whole thing
and it's in English and subtitled in Lithuanian.
And then at the very end, he's like,
what is he in?
He's in like some black stuff.
What is that called?
Space.
Space?
No, no.
No.
Han Solo's been frozen.
Carbonite.
Carbonite.
That's it.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So he's wrapped up in carbonite.
Is that...
No.
Is that Empire Strikes Back?
Uh-huh.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, they do that to him at the very end.
At the very end.
So it's like a...
Then he's still in it at the beginning of the next one.
Yeah, yeah.
So they go, and you're like, what's going to happen?
And then they, you know, and you're like, what's going to happen?
And then they, you know, and then,
dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
As soon as that credits starts,
and they turn off the projector,
lights go up, everyone walks out.
Like, that's how they end a movie in Lithuania.
They don't even, they're just like,
they don't even let it run through the projector.
They're just like, that's enough.
It was the craziest thing. Well, that was like probably one of the first movies that probably had 10 minutes of
credits at the end for all
the effects and stuff. So you shut it
down. Get everybody out of the library.
It was pretty crazy. But the movie ended
though, properly. It did, but we didn't
see the final thing. No animals were
harmed. You know, those are the things I like to
read. That's what you really like to wait
for is to make sure. And you were there
in your capacity as an ASPCA representative.
Yeah, I was like, I like to read that.
But I didn't get any of that. What kind of unions
were involved with this? Because they couldn't
because a tauntaun was harmed.
I mean, I don't know how many movies
you've seen outside of Lithuania, but everybody
gets up and leaves with the credits start rolling.
But do they stop
the movie? No, no, that's true.
No, I'm not going to...
But they bring the lights up sometimes.
Yeah.
By the way,
that little trivia,
that theme for Darth Vader
is introduced in that movie.
Why is that trivia?
Because they didn't have
his own theme in Star Wars?
Yeah, a lot of people think that.
I've won some money.
A lot of people are so dumb.
I know.
Go ahead, go ahead. You've won money with that? Yeah, a lot of people think that. I've won some money. A lot of people are so dumb. I know. Go ahead, go ahead. You've won money with that?
Yeah. You've supported yourself for the past
ten years on that bet.
Does everyone know
that that's...
It seems reasonable that John Williams was
busy with the main Star Wars
theme the first time around. Second time he was like
maybe Darth needs his own song.
Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.
That wasn't until Empire.
That's what I'm saying.
In the first movie,
it was Hold On Loosely by 38 Special.
You're saying I'm wrong, Doug?
You're saying I'm wrong.
I'm saying that you're right.
That is an interesting piece of trivia.
Guys, I'm loaded with trivia.
Go ahead, enough of this.
DC is playing for... I have, I went, I'm loaded with trivia. Go ahead. Enough of this. DC is
playing for... I have. I went. I was drawn
outward and then I saw an unassuming
but beautifully crafted name tag. The Heather
Ending Story. It's got...
What's his name? Falcor. Falcor. That's
right. I was going to say Gore-Tex
but that would be the wrong
name for the horse. Right?
And then it has pink fuzz
on it and Heather is riding Falkor,
and it's very exciting and hopeful.
It is hopeful. And I think
all three name tags have a shithead
on the back, so good job.
It says do not read, though.
They thought you might be somebody that didn't know any
better and might read it.
All right. The first
thing we're going to play, he's
not here physically, but it's very nice of him to send us a recording of his voice.
We're going to do some lines with Mark Wahlberg.
How are you guys doing? You guys doing good?
There he is.
You want to do some lines?
Yeah, that's what I said.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, so hang on, Mark. Could you stop Mark for a second?
I got to explain this.
As soon as you know the movie, yell it out.
Just yell it out? Into the mic?
Just you guys on stage.
Into the mic's good.
And it's from a motion picture.
I don't even know what it is.
Is it going to be a Mark Wahlberg movie?
No.
Not necessarily.
Could be.
Probably not.
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Are you crying?
Are you crying right now?
League of Their Own.
That's it.
Yes, Michael Sheen
with the League of Their Own.
I couldn't remember this.
Penny Marshall directed that.
There's no crying in baseball.
Is Penny Marshall directed that
more of your amazing trivia?
But they didn't introduce
Roseanne's theme
until the second one.
Here I come.
I'm Roseanne.
Yes, I am.
Here I...
All right.
All of my trivia
isn't good.
Oh, no, that's not Roseanne.
That's Rosie O'Donnell.
Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, guys. That's fucked up. But Madonna. Don't good. Oh, no, that's not Roseanne. That's Rosie O'Donnell. Oh, yeah.
I'm sorry, guys.
That's fucked up.
But Madonna.
Don't cry.
Madonna's in that movie.
Don't cry.
Madonna's in that movie.
Don't cry.
There's no crying in Doug Loves Movies.
There we go.
There's no crying in baseball movie trivia.
Baseball, or as it's known in Wales, Dick Barton.
Hoo-ah!
Let's play a game called
Whose Tagline Is It Anyway?
Wait, that was the whole thing?
That was the whole game?
Yeah, Michael won.
Yeah.
All right.
Life moves quick.
It's a fast little game, you know.
A little fast one to start us off.
Get the ball rolling.
Each game will probably take longer than the last.
And have you ever done
whose tagline is it, Wayne?
Nope.
This is where
we'll start with Michael
and he's the only one
that gets to guess
this first one.
It's hot in here, right?
I'll say it sure is.
It's always great
to point it out too.
Never makes anybody
it always makes people
more comfortable
when you point out
Hey, I'm sorry.
You can't handle the truth.
Oh, a little piece of trivia.
That was from A League of Their Own Part 2.
The truth handlers.
The truth is, there is crying in baseball.
I'm going to say a tagline from a motion picture.
It's probably something from the poster.
And then you guys get to guess what movie it's from.
So this is a tagline from a poster.
Got it.
Yes.
Got it.
And Michael gets first crack at it.
Go, Michael.
Not just general billboards.
Michael gets to go first, and then if he can't think of it, Wayne, then it'll come to you.
Or if he guesses wrong.
Michael, she's evil,
and not just high school evil.
Hmm.
Hmm, goes a guy in the audience.
Hmm.
Now, I know this is usually a trick one,
because you usually do one of a film that I'm in.
So I'm gonna... This could be the tagline for Tron Legacy.
Is it the queen?
No, it's not the queen.
They said something nicer about her in the tagline, didn't they?
She's a tough one.
She's posh.
Yeah.
But we like her.
All right, I'm gonna go with...
Is it Heather's?
Oh, that's a good one.
But that's more a group of evil people.
Wayne, what do you think? I have no idea. I'm gonna go... Okay, DC. Carrie, that's a good one. But that's more a group of evil people. Wayne, what do you think?
I have no idea.
I'm going to go.
Okay, DC.
Carrie, Carrie, Carrie.
Oh, Carrie.
All right.
She's evil, not just high school evil.
That's wrong.
I know it's wrong.
I'm going to guess Jennifer's body.
I think Carrie was don't take Carrie to the prom.
Straight up.
I knew it was wrong.
Yeah.
And DC is correct.
Jennifer's body.
Yes.
Woo. I knew it was wrong. And DC is correct. Jennifer's Body. Yes! Which I will be interrupting on Monday, October 26th
at CineFamily here in Los Angeles.
The only reason I brought it up was just to plug it.
This next one, who knows where this comes from.
But we'll start again with Michael.
You are out of order.
What movie is this from, Michael?
Every Man Dies.
That's an awesome way to start
a poster. This is great.
Every Man Dies.
Not every man really
lives.
Every man dies. I mean mean I know the answer
and I don't know why
I'm not exactly sure
why it's called that
Every man dies
but not every man lives
No that's not what he said
What did he say?
Every man dies
Not every man
really lives
Really lives
Yeah I don't know
Just that the word
really is in there
seems a little out of context to me.
Somebody who did something important with their life.
Yeah.
Oh, that's why.
Yes.
Now it makes sense.
Thank you, Wayne.
So someone who really lived.
Right. everyone does.
Yeah, yeah.
Someone who really didn't die until he was dead.
After living.
Oh, is it not setting up to be about somebody
in the second category?
Like just like a lame dude?
Maybe, that's true.
Could be making fun of somebody else.
Interesting wrinkle.
Is it like...
Braveheart.
Yes.
Oh!
Mic drop!
He apologized.
It's okay.
He brought another mic in his gift bag.
Everyone gets a mic tonight.
Wow.
That's incredible.
How did that happen?
I don't know.
Tell us about your process.
Was it something I...
I was just thinking,
wow, that Scottish guy really lived.
He had haggis every night.
He painted himself blue.
He had his guts pulled out.
He pushed a gay guy out a window.
That's living.
Yeah.
Not everyone really lives like that.
That was a weird one. That was a great pull. I loved that.
Alright, Wayne, we'll let you try one here.
I'm ready. I'll give you a shot at this.
By the way,
I'll take an assist from anyone on the panel.
You can't. That's not how it works.
No, I gave to other people.
You did?
No, don't. Don't say a word. Let me hear it.
I'll do it on my own like jean valjean
that's not even right it's fontaine i saw the movie though what no it's not even that it's
eponine he doesn't sing on my own oh my god fontaine is a cheese no fontaine is the one
i dreamed a dream but eponine is on my own.
And then the Tigers come at night.
Yeah, I don't know which... I'm never clear which ones
sing which songs, but all of that
sounds legit.
Guys, we were just talking about plays earlier
and how important they are.
Because sometimes they sing other people's songs.
They do reprises of the same song.
A lot of motifs in that.
They're all singing about one day more
and then they're dead and singing about, well,
maybe no more days.
They really lived.
Yeah.
Wayne,
what movie has the
tagline, be without
fear in the face of your enemies.
Safeguard the helpless
and do no wrong.
She's just like, first of all, tagline,
don't tell me what to do.
Can you just repeat it,
without the smirk. That's actually
the script. That's not the tagline. That is
the script. This is very long.
This is on the poster. Be without
fear in the face of your enemies.
Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong.
Oh, I know it.
What is it?
It's also a biopic.
Gandhi.
That would be a good one for Gandhi, right?
Yeah.
He guess he didn't really live.
But that's not it.
That's not it.
Do you have a guess, DC?
I mean, Daredevil has no fear. So I don't know what it is have a guess DC uh I mean daredevil has no
fear so I don't know what it is so I'm gonna say daredevil no could be a
superhero movie I guess Michael that's a hint that is it's not that I said could
be not is the the green lantern as a it's not that one, though, is it? No. That's not his motto, is it? No. I'm going to say Captain America.
No.
No.
Which Captain America?
Winter...
Winter Warmer.
No, it's a movie you were in called Kingdom of Heaven.
Oh.
Oh, my God.
I thought you'd ask me.
I thought you'd go to me first for the one that I was in.
It's all kind of random, but you played a priest in that.
I did.
I played Orlando Bloom's brother.
And I got stabbed with a sword,
and we started shooting it before lunch,
so I had to spend the whole of lunch
with a sword going through me.
And if I had one more person who went,
oh, that must sting.
Yeah, all right, yeah. It's tough making major motion pictures must sting. Yeah, all right.
It's tough making major motion pictures, people.
It's really tough when they're paying
for your lunch and you have to deal with that.
Tough, tough.
I don't know how you survived
something like that.
All right, let's go back to Wayne. I'm loving this game.
Looks like Wayne will not be in
Kingdom of Heaven 2.
I'm sarcastic. I'm sarcastic.
I'm sarcastic.
I'm hoping I'll get my own theme tune
if there is a Kingdom of Heaven 2.
Everyone's listening.
I love it.
In Heroes We Trust.
What movie had the tagline
In Heroes We Trust?
Can I ask for a hint?
You can ask all you want.
Am I in this movie?
You can ask all you want.
Okay.
In Heroes...
Oh yeah, this could be Charlie's Angels.
Full throttle.
Or Step Brothers.
Full throttle, by the way it's not okay heroes we trust well that has to be I'm gonna go teenage need no mutant teenage Newton product. Teenage Newton. How about them apples? Teenage Newton. The origin story of the great inventor
Sir Isaac Newton.
He was just a brainy little
lad in England
messing around with
marbles.
Sorry, I mispronounced that. Isaac.
DC, slam it home. Is it Captain
America the Winter Soldier? It is. Yes.
Oh, Jesus.
Of course it is. Full throttle.
I want to give another one to Michael.
Captain America the Winter Wonderland.
I have to go work that every year. It's a theme park ride.
Michael, what
movie has the tagline, evil
is irresistible?
This is another one I don't get evil is irresistible it could be anything it could literally be anything
can't be her be the love but interestingly enough it could be her be
fully loaded yeah or I think it might be Herbie Goes Bananas.
Is it Species?
No, it's a movie you were in called Mary Riley.
Jesus, you're getting pummeled.
But why would that be for Mary Riley?
Because it's Jekyll and Hyde.
It's the story of Jekyll and Hyde. It's the story of Jekyll and Hyde.
John Malkovich plays Jekyll and Hyde.
And he's irresistible?
Well, it just makes you want to do it, doesn't it?
Evil.
Ooh, evil.
Ooh, I can't wait to do a bit of evil.
I just remember. It's irresistible.
I just remember when that movie came out.
Didn't the TV ads say, wasn't it somebody at the end go,
go Mary Riley, Mary Riley.
They like said it twice, whispery.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hoping to capitalize on that
Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman buzz.
Or you know,
it was just Zoom Zoom ahead of its time.
Big shout out to Zoom Zoom.
One more for DC.
A bit of trivia about that,
a bit of trivia.
Okay.
That was the first film I was ever in,
and it was directed by Stephen Frears.
And at the end of that movie,
and I just played like a little servant in it,
and at the end of the movie, he said to me,
one day we'll do something else together.
And I was like, yeah, right.
Cut to whatever it was, 15 years later,
and we do The Queen together.
There you go.
And here I am.
Yeah.
Stephen Frears, not a liar.
That guy's terrific.
Yep.
And here I am.
Stephen Frears, not a liar.
That guy's terrific.
One of my favorite Stephen Frears is Prick Up Your Ears.
It's quite good.
Fantastic.
That sounds like Cockney rhyming
slang for his name.
Prick Up Your Ears, Stephen Frears.
So glad I had an actual
British person here to support me
I would have fucking died without you
DC
yes
I'm just saying this to you for a reason
the epic sports movie
for the guys who don't deserve one
is it Wayne Fetterman Presents
Balls Out
it's Balls Out yes
wonderful movie
just came out recently all right everybody
wins you guys that was a great that was a great round of that a lot of fun but we got to get
serious wayne right yeah that was just a warm-up you want to really play a game here see see how
you can do something that involves physicality right and no we just sit here and talk oh that's the kind
of game all right i can do that as well we're not gonna run around or anything i like those
kind of games okay cool um i didn't notice on twitter day i mean sure there was some people
but is there somebody here that thinks they have a great last man stanton that guy's hand went up
first right over there sean connery wow that Sean Connery. Wow. That's an interesting one.
So we got to take turns saying the Sean Connery movies.
If you can't think of one, you're out.
And Michael, I think, did the best in that last game.
So we'll start with him.
Dr. No.
Dr. No.
All right.
That's wrong.
I see how we're going to play this.
I see what you're doing here.
I could follow along on that path
and say
From Russia With Love.
Goldfinger.
Uh-huh.
Robin and Marion.
Oh.
A movie we've already
mentioned,
Time Bandits.
Yes.
I liked him in that.
He had the big bull head on yeah conquistador I think
right okay well I just want to stay where we were before because I'm so
comfortable over there and say hey thunderball the rock you're stuck between the rock and a hard case.
The untouchable.
Yes, of course. That's a good one.
Michael?
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
They bring a club, you bring a league.
They bring a club, you bring a league.
You bring a gathering, I'll bring a soiree.
Chicago way.
Okay, I'll go with, I just like stick into the theme that we created and say you only live twice.
Dragonheart. Dragonheart.
Dragonheart.
He was the voice of the dragon, right?
He was the last dragon.
Family business.
Oh, that's an interesting pull with Dustin Hoffman
and Ferris Bueller.
Yeah.
Highlander.
Oh, okay.
There can be only one.
I'll go with Diamonds Are Forever.
You guys seem to have no interest in doing all the Bond movies.
It's difficult to know when they stopped being Sean Connery.
I'm pretty clear on that.
I'm pretty focused, yeah.
Okay.
I think that was the first bunch of them.
I'd like to see some accountability from the audience on that.
Thank you.
That's exactly what I was looking for.
Thank you.
Accountability.
Yes.
The Name of the Rose.
Accountable.
The Name of the Rose.
Good one.
Yes, with Christian Slater.
Yeah.
The new Christian Slater. All right. I think I have one. Okay. It Name of the Rose. Good one. Yes, with Christian Slater. Yeah. The new Christian Slater.
All right.
I think I have one.
Okay.
It's a Bond movie.
Okay.
But it's from the later one.
Sure.
It's called The Hunt for Red October.
Yes.
Very good.
Michael?
I'm going to say The Hill.
Is that really a thing?
It is.
So wait, you just write him down and take his word for it?
Yeah, I said, is that really a thing?
And then he said, yes.
Fail safe system over here.
Seems pretty.
He's a soldier in it and he has to.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I got one.
Okay.
Now I just remember one where he's a soldier. it and he has to... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I got one. Okay. Now I just remember one where he's a soldier.
I just remember that one.
He's also in a Lumet movie.
Yeah, he's in a bunch of movies.
He's a good one.
I'm shocked if we haven't played him before,
but I love it.
Where are we?
You said The Hill, so it's back at me.
That's the Lumet movie.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay.
I'm sorry. So you confirmed it yourself. You two guys are the the Lumet movie. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. I'm sorry.
So you confirmed it yourself.
You two guys are the only people in the room that know what we're
talking about.
I'm going to go ahead and get the last James Bond
movie that he was in. Go ahead and knock that one out
of there. Never Say Never Again.
The Presido.
The Presido.
It sounds cooler when he says
The Presido. I just remember seeing that in a movie description on the TV guide
and just feeling like, that sounds like a thing he would say.
Yeah.
Which I'm sure is his main category.
He must have been so excited to get to work with Mark Harmon.
I'm going to be in a film with Mark Harmon?
I'm fangirling out right now.
I can't believe it.
I'm the only one that can't do the accent.
I'm just doing Bane.
What are you doing?
Okay, the Presidio.
I'm going a 1977.
Okay, if you want to throw in the year, that's fun.
A Bridge Too Far.
Oh, okay.
Josephine Levine production.
That's my last one, by the way.
I'm out.
You might think of another one.
Yeah, maybe.
Different titles might trigger.
I'm going to go with the great movie that he did with Michael Caine,
The Man Who Would Be King.
Yes.
That's a terrific movie.
Kipling.
I'll go with the great Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Entrapment.
Yeah.
Yeah, they were burglars.
Is he in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves?
We'll find out right now.
Okay, sweet.
He fucking cameos in it, right?
Like he conducts the wedding in it or something?
Because he was Robin in Robin and Mary.
He's King Richard, yeah.
Okay, there you go.
All right.
Good job.
Wayne, it's back to you.
I know, I know, I know.
You can do it.
I'm spinning.
Just picture him.
Sean Connery.
Wait, I'm just thinking.
Oh, there's so many good ones.
Thank you for making me feel worse about it.
So much left on the table.
Come on, Wayne.
You're the man now, dog.
Wait, say that again. So wait, say that again?
What did you say?
What do you got, anything?
Is that a hint that I'd...
No, not at all.
You're just the man now, dog.
I don't know.
I'm going to go Puppet on a Chain.
Okay, so that's your strategy,
is to say something that sounds like a movie title?
Okay, so Wayne's out.
But I'll hear about it later if he was actually in a movie called Puppet on a Chain.
Michael?
I hope I get this name right.
Is it Zardoz?
That's right, Zardoz.
Wizard Oz, spelled backwards, kind of.
He has that fantastic kind of diaper thing that he wears in it
with his great hairy legs.
But yeah, he said you're the man now, dog, in Finding Forrester.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's a kid and he teaches him
and he's like, you're the man now, dog.
Yeah, because he's trying to be hip.
That's a good hint. Thank you for trying to help.
You're welcome.
It's tough, right?
I got nothing.
I would feel weird if I didn't say,
look it up on YouTube,
there's a Barbara Walters interview
where he's pretty okay with hitting women,
and it's not that cool.
Sort of soured me on the whole Sean Connery thing.
That's me taking my ball and going home.
I don't have to remember his movies.
He thinks it's okay to hit women.
I don't know.
I'm out.
Just say puppet on a chain.
Puppet on a chain two, chaining again.
Michael.
Did he do a movie called Outland?
Yeah, he did.
I like that movie.
It's got a really good-
He wears like overalls.
They're in a space station ship thingy.
And there's like a really long chase scene
where the camera chases him
as they go through all the different...
I'm going to say
the original,
they recently remade it,
but he was in
The Avengers
with Uma Thurman
and Ray Fiennes.
Yeah.
He was the bad guy
in that weird movie
based on the TV show in that weird movie.
Based on the TV show of the same name.
Do you have another one, Michael?
You're our winner of this game, no matter what happens.
Just because everyone's in it.
Mars Attacks.
No, he's not in Mars Attacks.
I have determined, though, through this game, that the way to name a Sean Connery movie
is imagine something that Sean Connery could say,
welcome to the blank.
Welcome to Outland.
Welcome to Zardoz.
Welcome to the, what, Presidio?
Oh, yeah, yeah, I got one.
Welcome to the Anderson tapes.
Thank you, Sean.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right, so Michael's our winner.
What'd we miss?
Yeah. Thank you, Sean. Thank you. Thank you. All right, so Michael's our winner. What did we miss?
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Penitent Man. Yeah.
I just thought there was something called The Last Crusade.
And what else?
First Night.
First Night. First Night.
First Night.
Richard Gere.
They were shooting First Night in the studio next door to us
as we shot Mary Riley.
It all comes back around, ladies and gentlemen.
Rising Sun, of course, with Wesley Snipes.
Shout out Michael Crichton.
Just Cause.
What's that? That was one of the last ones
probably before he decided to quit.
Marnie.
Really?
Classic.
There's probably a few more we're missing, but
we did a pretty good job. Congratulations
to all of us.
Good idea for that one. I want to apologize
to Brandon
who made this poster.
I want to apologize to him. For what?
I knew that
Indiana Jones. His fate has not yet
been decided. He'll be okay.
How could you forget that one, Junior?
The worst.
Let's play Reverse Malton.
Okay.
Oh, I thought that was it.
Sorry, Randon, you're still in it.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Michael gets to go first again for winning that last game.
That was good.
The hill is unbelievable.
I mean, Sean Connery was the winner, really.
This is huge for him, you guys.
Okay, so here's how Reverse Malton works.
It's like the game we used to play with Leonard Malton,
but instead I'm going to give Michael a choice between three films,
and he gets to pick the one he thinks he knows the most actors from,
and then I'll tell you how many actors Leonard lists.
And the idea is you can name them in any order, but we bid on how many names you think you can name.
Okay.
But in any order?
In any order?
The order does not matter.
We're not worried about how Leonard bills it, but we are worried about whether Leonard mentions the person or not.
Because sometimes he'll leave out names with smaller parts.
Like, I imagine that Michael's not listed for Mary Riley.
But I could be wrong.
And you'd be wrong.
He lists a lot of names.
Does he list you?
I have no idea.
Okay.
Three choices, Michael.
Mars Attacks.
Sean Connery Mars Attacks
or
As Good As It Gets
or The Departed
bless you
person who sneezed
in case that wasn't heard by the
home listeners
I'll go for The Departed.
Okay.
I'm going to keep bringing up Mars Attacks in every show
until somebody picks it because it's got so many big names.
The 2006 film is Leonard List's 14 names.
Wow.
So how many of the 14 people that Leonard List,
do you think you can name Michael Sheen?
I'm going to go five.
He says five names, Wayne.
So you can bid more.
You can just challenge him.
And maybe he can't come up with five of the names.
So if I say, just hypothetical.
Okay.
Just review your options.
Yeah, if I say six.
Then DC could challenge you. you'd have to name six
people from The Departed.
And there is a time limit.
You'd have to do it tonight.
Right.
But if you
challenge Michael, he's got to come up with five.
I don't know how confident he is.
I feel like I could do five, but it's the
sixth. Really? It's a phenomenal
bid.
It's a good strategy.
I don't know.
I didn't come here to fuck around.
Alright.
I can't do
six, so five. So name them.
All he's got to do is come up with five
in any order that are listed. I won't tell you
if you're right or wrong until you've said five names.
Okay.
Matt Damon.
Leonardo DiCaprio.
Vera Farmiga.
Alec Baldwin.
Oh, he's crushing this.
Mark Wahlberg. That's five, and they're
all in there.
Nicholson.
Jack Nicholson. He didn't even say Nicholson? No, he all in there. Nicholson. Jack Nicholson.
He didn't even say Nicholson.
No, he didn't even say Nicholson.
Didn't bother.
Yeah.
And you also blew off your uncle Martin Sheen. I was going to do all 14.
I was just playing strategy waiting for it to come back
around to me.
Ray Winstone. My uncle
Martin Sheen. Yeah. The great Kevin Corrigan was in there. Ray Winstone. My uncle, Martin Sheen.
The great Kevin Corrigan was in there.
Anthony Anderson.
Baldwin is so good in that movie.
Alright, so that's one point for Michael.
Good job, good job.
Sorry guys.
I felt like I couldn't remember her name.
Now we'll start with DC
and go to,
and she's got a daughter who acts now,
Thaisa Farmiga.
Yeah.
Sister, really?
Lot younger sister.
Okay, thank you for that.
She'll be so pleased that you thought she was her mother.
Actresses love that.
They love it.
I mean, there's a good 12 years between them at least, right?
Like 10 years, something like that?
Okay.
All right.
Sorry, Vera.
DC gets to pick this time.
Go, buddy.
Thanks, Wayne.
Then we'll go to Wayne.
Of these three films,
which one do you think you know the most people?
Austin Powers
international man of mystery Austin Powers the spy who shagged me or Austin
Powers in gold member I gotta go international man of mystery you're
going all the way to the first the original the original mark one he only
lists eight names from that first one from 1997 how many of those you think
you can name DC
I'm gonna go...
I'm gonna go... four names.
He says he can name four, Wayne. I think you might be in the same position again. Yeah.
Coming right back at you.
The order switches. Okay.
Excuse my language.
Okay, I... Excuse my language. Okay.
I think I can do five.
He says five, Michael.
Of the eight.
Out of eight, yeah.
Yeah, I think I can do five out of the eight.
Well, well, well, if you can't.
I'm terrible at this game.
You might be handing this thing to Michael, but he's...
He's gonna go.
Thinking about it.
He's gonna go six.
Go for it.
Do it.
Do it.
Give me five.
Give me five.
You gotta come up with five, Wayne.
All right.
Five or death.
Michael Caine.
Is that wrong?
I don't say it
until you say it.
Mike Myers.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You're on a hot streak.
You named Austin Powers.
Yeah.
And someone who may not be in it.
Or maybe.
Will Ferrell. Schrodinger's actor.
Who's that douchey guy?
I'm sorry.
He's not douchey. He's just a good looking dude.
Wait. Wait.
Wait.
Wait. Mini me? Um, wait, wait, wait.
Mini-me? Mini-me?
I can't think of that dude's name.
Well, that's his name.
That's his name.
Wait, wait, wait.
He was so relieved to be cast in that movie.
Finally.
A role befitting my name.
Leonard Mullen says,
Carrie Fisher and Tom Arnold appear in unfunny cameos.
Would you like to come and do an unfunny cameo in my movie?
I would love to.
I really would.
Thank you.
Leonard only gave it two stars. He's not much of a fan.
I don't think I can do it.
All right.
Kelly LeBrock.
Okay.
No, that's not her name.
It's the other one.
Okay.
The other one.
Who could the other one be? No, no, Kelly LeBrock. It's the other one. Okay. The other one? Who could the other one be?
No, no, Kelly LeBrock.
No, the other one. That duo.
Kelly Clarkson! Kelly Clarkson!
Kelly Clarkson! No, no. There's another, like,
buxom brunette who's like,
okay, and...
Oh! Wait!
There's a few of those in movies.
Beyonce?
All the way to Return of the Jedi.
She, I think she might have a little thing in that.
She's in Goldmember.
Oh, she's in another one.
Okay, okay.
Are you really trying to make this happen?
No, I am, I know.
I can't think of the guy.
Because Michael Caine was also in another one.
And Mini-Me is not the name of the actor. All right, I am. I know. I can't think of the guy... Because Michael Caine was also in another one.
And Mini-Me is not the name of the actor.
All right.
So these are wrong.
These are wrong guesses.
Yeah, it's not going well for you.
These are incorrect guesses.
Okay.
What's that girl's name?
Wait, wait.
Elizabeth Hurley. Yes!
Bedazzled in In the building.
You can see how I got bent on my stick.
I want to know which one is the handsome asshole, though.
Oh, so bad.
You know.
Is it Robert Wagner?
No.
Is it Michael York?
Oh, right.
No, it's Rob Lowe.
Rob Lowe.
No, he's a nice guy.
Is it listed in this one?
He's not listed?
Nuh-uh.
Because he's not in it.
Wait, are you sure?
But Seth Green is on the scene.
Oh, right, as the kid.
As his son, yeah.
Right, right.
And who was that improv actor set of Mindy?
Mindy Sterling's in all of them, but she didn't get listed in this one.
Oh, Mindy is excellent in those.
Yeah, Charles Napier, Fabiana Udenio.
That's like more than eight.
Well, because you said a bunch of them.
And, of course, Heather Graham was in the second one And I believe Elvis Costello maybe made an appearance
But Michael's our winner of Reverse Malton
Sorry, I'm sweating, I'm sweating
Sweating
Sorry guys
Sorry, Brandon
So that means that the person Michael was playing for gets
the prize bags.
Yeah, come on up here. Come on, Megan.
Get my CD.
Yeah.
Could she open
this in front of everybody? Yeah.
Let's do it.
I have been wanting to know for so long.
Can we take guesses before?
I think it's like a sweater is what I think.
Yeah, I feel like it's clothing.
Don't you think so?
Yeah.
Everybody thinks it's clothing.
I'm going to say, this is what I'm going to say.
I'm going to say a plaid shirt.
Button-up shirt.
Plaid button-up shirt.
This was Michael's gift for his Uncle Martin.
It's a pop-up White House.
You're opening it like it's really Christmas
and you're trying to keep the suspense going.
It's lovely.
You were right.
Oh, Jesus, I've just remembered what it is.
Don't open it.
Don't open it!
Christmas
still here at last.
Bought some spiders for someone.
They won't hatch for four years.
It'll be fine.
Holy little town of Bethlehem, how deep we see thee.
It's so Christmassy.
Do you sing that here?
No, we don't.
We do Silent Night.
Oh.
Ooh.
Va va voom.
Is it plaid?
Is it a Snuggie?
What is it?
It's a...
PJ Salvage Presents Fun House.
What is it? Open it up.
Come one, come all.
It's a sex robe.
What?
Explain yourself.
Explain yourself.
Just go over there and explain.
It's a whole, she could be tiger from top to toe.
Put it on, Megan.
Put it on.
Underoos.
It's too hot for this outfit.
But take a picture of yourself in it.
You'll look cute in that.
I love it.
Fifty shades of gray.
There you go.
You got that part too.
Congratulations, Megan.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Congratulations Megan Congratulations
Just for the
For the listeners at home
Did you actually say what it was?
It was a leopard print pair of PJs
Ladies issue
Oh they are for ladies
Did that jog your memory at all?
Well actually seeing it there in front of me
Yes now I can see that it's a pair of pajamas
Is that how memory works? who did you buy it for? Is that how memory works?
Who did you buy it for?
Oh, who did I buy it for?
Who froze to death
instead of wearing those
warm PJs?
What's some poor naked woman
who's just going to bed
every night
like,
I'm so cold.
If only I had leopard print on.
Tablet Megan. Were PJs a go-to gift for you in general or do you think that's the only time you bought them on. Was PJs... Tab that, Megan.
Were PJs a go-to gift for you in general?
Every year.
Everyone gets PJs.
Everyone gets PJs every year.
All right, so you're not that special, Megan,
but I was looking for a special thing to say,
like that's the only pair of PJs
Michael Sheen has ever bought anyone.
It's the only pair of leopard print PJs.
Oh, okay.
Those are fun.
For the
animal in
you.
DC, can
you plug some
stuff?
Sure.
Twitter.com
slash DC
Pearson.
My books are
The Boy Who
Couldn't Sleep
and Never Had
To and
Crap Kingdom.
Available wherever
fine books are
sold.
Also, since you
like listening to
stuff, get them
on audible.com.
Excuse me.
Wayne's new CD.
Oh, here, Megan, you can have yours back.
We don't need to read the shithead on there.
Wayne's new CD, The Chronicles of Fetterman, is in stores Friday.
Yeah, or you can get it digitally through your computer.
For like iTunes or something?
Yeah, internet tunes.
I think that stands for internet tunes.
I'm not sure, but it's, I don't, is that right?
Or you can get little Lithuanian children to come and do the material barefoot in the store.
It's really, if you're interested in my career at all
it's everything
it's alright it's only my whole career
mock it
no big deal
no big deal
put 30 years of work into it
nope it's fine
wait does this have a shit head or no
oh here you go thank you
she made it on a napkin separate
that's a long one too
Michael Sheen I would like to say Thank you. She made it on a napkin separate. That's a long one, too.
Michael Sheen, I would like to say, if you haven't seen it, I watched it.
I liked it.
Seek Out Far From the Madding Crowd.
It's a terrific movie. Thank you very much.
You did a great job in it.
Thank you very much.
Yeah.
Is that a remake?
Is that a remake?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Have you seen Sarah Silverman's film yet?
I did.
I Smile Back.
I recommend it to everyone.
She is amazing in it.
She's absolutely brilliant.
You've never seen her do anything like it before.
She's incredible.
Go and watch it.
I Smile Back.
She wears leopard print pajamas in it.
And yeah, go check that out.
Brian Koppelman's wife wrote it, right?
Yes, that's right.
Kind of full of trivia.
Who's Brian Koppelman?
He wrote Rounders and Rounders.
That's enough.
He wrote a movie and then his wife.
He's known for writing
Oceans 12?
Oceans 12?
Is there an Oceans one that takes place
near a gambling casino?
He wrote that one.
He wrote that one.
Well, 12 probably has the least amount of...
12's not in Vegas like 11 and 13 are.
Maybe 13.
Maybe 13.
Okay.
Was Pacino in the one he wrote?
Because that's 13.
Ellen Barkin?
I know which one you're talking about.
I just know who wrote one of those.
And they wrote Rounders.
And there's something else he wrote.
There was a movie with Michael Douglas
where he went back to his school
and he slept with his Wonder Boys.
Yeah, he wrote that.
That's a good one.
All right, that was a fun round of doing lines with Wade.
My brain.
I got shows coming up in Portland, Oregon,
Tampa, Raleigh, Houston, and lots more.
Go to douglasmovies.com for all of those.
One more time for all of my guests,
Michael Sheen, Wayne Fetterman, and D.C. Pearson.
Brandon, get your thing.
And I like how specific this first
one is. The New York, as always,
the New York Mets baseball
team is a shithead.
Don't confuse them
with other New York Mets
that do other things.
Short for Metropolitans.
I love that you're still
close enough to a mic
to the trivia never stops
with Wayne Fetterman.
That's your,
when you make a second album,
that's what that's called.
The trivia never stops
with Wayne Fetterman.
And as always,
that guy in Bel Air
who uses millions of gallons
of water a year
for his lawn is
a shithead.
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