Doug Loves Movies - DC Pierson, Michael Sheen and Wayne Federman guest

Episode Date: October 14, 2015

Live from the NerdMelt Showroom, Doug welcomes comedians DC Pierson and Wayne Federman and actor Michael Sheen to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pri...vacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, hey, hey! Today's episode is brought to you in part by Nathan For You, as they continue their new season on Comedy Central. Nathan Fielder, the comedian who brought you Dumb Starbucks and Pig Saves Goat, is back with more outlandish ideas to help real small businesses. This is his most ambitious season yet. You gotta see it to believe it. Nathan For You airs on Comedy Central Thursdays at 10, 9 Central, or anytime on the Comedy Central app. Enjoy the show! Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies 50, Steve's rich, and he has a popcorn kernel in his feet.
Starting point is 00:00:39 There's still not one that he won't see, because Doug loves movies. Hey, hey, hey everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. That was very professional of you guys. That had a real Los Angeles feel to it. We're coming to you once again from the Nerd Melt showroom
Starting point is 00:01:17 at Meltdown Comics on Sunset Boulevard in Hollywood, California. It's Tuesday, October 13th, 2015. The Democratic debates are going on, so thank you for not caring about that. Did you guys know that the debates would be going on and made this choice anyway? They're like, let's go sit in a hot room and talk trivia with Doug Benson
Starting point is 00:01:44 and possibly yell out answers when we're not supposed to. I don't think that guy's here tonight. I have a good feeling about it. Let me see your name tags. There's a great Empire Strikes Back situation in the front, but he changed it to Empire Mike's
Starting point is 00:02:00 Back. Oh, speaking of Empire Strikes Back, did you see that? This dude trumped you. He's got a bigger lightsaber than you, dude. And a bigger poster. What's your name, dude? Brandon. Brandon? How'd you get that into Empire Strikes...Brandon? Empire Strikes Brandon.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Empire Strikes Brandon. Well, okay, so you win for Empire Mikes Back for being more clever. But his is bigger. A view to a will? And I don't see anything James Bond on there, really. Your printer broke? Donuts? So you drew a donut on there?
Starting point is 00:02:38 Oh, okay. Whatever you say, man. Katie just it's not even necessarily movie related it's just your name oh written on the bottom there it's small print that I can't see great job
Starting point is 00:02:55 what's this Avengers thing over here Avengers Age of Ultrion I like it Guardians of the Galaxy Kelsey Avengers Age of Ultron. I like it. Guardians of the Galaxy, Kelsey. Ratatouille. You guys are killing it with the fun names.
Starting point is 00:03:16 Thank you guys for bringing those, and good luck to everybody. I brought some good stuff in the prize bag. We'll get to in a second. We'll be back here at Meltdown in two weeks. Maybe fall will set in between now and then. It won't be so oppressively warm in here. Tuesday, October 27th.
Starting point is 00:03:32 And Doug Loves Movies in Cincinnati this weekend is sold out, but there's still some room to see me do stand-up and play Last Man Stanton if you bring a name tag on Thursday night at Goo Bananas in Cincinnati. It's a
Starting point is 00:03:48 gas. And Sunday afternoon we'll also do the same drill at 420 at the Funny Bone in Columbus, Ohio. DouglasMovies.com DouglasMovies.com From the corrections department, Chris Hardwick was right.
Starting point is 00:04:03 It is Terminator 3 Rise of the Machines. I guess he should have known that. He's in it. Now it's time for tweet relief. Tweets about movies. Jordan Newhouse tweeted, some people think Cuba Gooding Jr. is attractive, but I think he's got a face for radio.
Starting point is 00:04:24 This has been tweet relief. Doug can't get enough of radio jokes. Edition. Let's look in the prize bag, you guys. It's a what do you call it? A satchel? A bag? A man purse? A merse?
Starting point is 00:04:44 That says the 1989 World Tour on it. So that's a pretty valuable item right there. Cause for some reason, when I go to Taylor Swift shows, they send me another one of these bags. And I also just went through and grabbed a lot of stuff in my home that I don't feel like I need, or I have doubles of. A lighter from Chameleon Glass.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Some, I ordered Uber Eat, you know, where they bring you some food. And they said, just today we're also including a dessert from Sweet Lady Jane. And I was like, oh, that's terrific. That's gonna be good for the prize bag. Cause I'm not gonna eat that dessert. Look at this.
Starting point is 00:05:25 This is a full bottle of Love, Peace and the Planet Totally Beechen, Coconut, Mango Vanilla Yeah, it's all these words and we haven't even got to what it does yet. Body and Waves
Starting point is 00:05:42 Styling Mist Yeah. I don't put product in my hair, really, so I've never done anything with that. Just been sitting in my bathroom for forever. I don't have any schmovies with me today, but I've got a button that says schmovie on it. And then this is... I think this is kind of cool.
Starting point is 00:05:58 I don't know what you're gonna do with it necessarily, but a Buffy the Vampire Slayer mouse pad... that says 1-800-COLLECT at the bottom. A writing pad from the Travis City Film Festival 2014 edition. A yo-yo. Not any yo-yo. This is a Duncan official. And what else is in here?
Starting point is 00:06:25 Oh, this is pretty cool. This is a vaporizer pen from the people at Cloud. Ooh. I hope you guys are all over 21 and have your medical marijuana cards. A Fiat keychain. For the people that like to have a keychain. Oh, no! Oh, it's just my water. I thought I knocked over
Starting point is 00:06:48 the love piece and the planet totally beach in coconut mango vanilla body and wave styling mist. I thought I knocked that over. Turns out it's just my label
Starting point is 00:07:04 free water. I knocked that over. Turns out it's just my label, Free Water. And I think that's everything in the bag that I brought, but my guests brought stuff, and they knew to bring stuff because there are three repeat performers on the show. So give me help in welcoming Wayne Fetterman, D.C. Pearson, and Michael Sheen. Thank you for that round of applause. I appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:07:47 I said on the podcast recently that I think that my guests should get an undeserved standing ovation when they come out, and only one guy took me up on it. Thanks for that, dude. It felt sarcastic when he was doing it. Yeah, he was really getting into it, but hopefully it'll catch on at some point
Starting point is 00:08:05 because I think it'll be fun for the guests to be surprised by that. But, you know, you can't expect to stand in ovation. But I thought the ovation was rather sincere, so we appreciate that. Yeah, the ovation was sincere because most of the people here, I guess, didn't get that particular memo.
Starting point is 00:08:20 They weren't finding that memo. But that's Wayne Fetterman, everybody. I'm in the middle. 47th appearance on the show. Not true. Not true. And the first time that a publicist has reached out to me to get Wayne Fetterman on Doug Nose's movies.
Starting point is 00:08:40 I know, I get some things going on. How does that feel when you're like, we're friends? Yeah, I know the guy. I could just text him or whatever. But I also know your publicist, and he some things going on. How does that feel when you're like, we're friends? Yeah, I know the guy. I could just text him or whatever. Yeah, but I also know your publicist, and he's a great guy. So I was happy to work it out for you to tell everybody about your new CD, which is a pretty amazing project for a comedian to... What do you know about it?
Starting point is 00:08:59 I want to hear you talk about it. It's like stuff from your entire career on a several-disc set. That's exactly right. I've never put out a CD because no one's asked me to. And so we got together all this old material right from 1984 to 2015. Yeah, so Taylor Swift wasn't even born yet. No. And my first joke is about the 84 Olympics.
Starting point is 00:09:27 And Ryan Adams is doing all the jokes again. That's it. That's the whole joke. We don't have to talk about it. And what's it called, Wayne? It's called The Chronicles of Fetterman. Oh, perfect title for that. And good luck with it. Thanks. That's enough of that. Yeah, I mean, people are going to buy that.
Starting point is 00:09:44 Why wouldn't people want to buy that? Yeah, well, is there any bits do you remember mine that you're like, I wonder if that made it onto the Chronicles Nope, okay And there is a fantastic picture of Wayne on the back of it as well on the gap here's here It is you brought one for the bag. Yeah, yeah Somebody here tonight is gonna win a copy of it hasn't been released. It comes out Friday guys I've got my copy. Oh, it's got a Judd Apatow
Starting point is 00:10:11 quote on the back. What does it say? It says, I directed This Is 40. That's right. It's kind of a weird place for him to plug that movie. Look, you have to pay
Starting point is 00:10:21 for the production of the CD somehow. So I was like, I sold some ad space to Judd Apatow, and luckily he has some money. We saw, Wayne and I saw, Judd set up a screening for us at Universal of This Is 40 when it was about to come out, and it was just you, me, and a security guy
Starting point is 00:10:38 that stood during most of it, but eventually just took a seat himself because he didn't figure you and I were going to get out of control and try to tape the movie. They were so worried that scenes of that movie were going to get out before it was released.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Or the whole thing. We could have sat there and recorded the whole thing, but that security guy was on our shit. Didn't let it happen. Michael Sheen is back, everybody. Television, movies.
Starting point is 00:11:04 He does it all, both of those. He's leaving town soon to go to Atlanta to be a robot. That's right. Yeah. Given up acting. Decided to go down the mechanical pathway. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Now I'm doing a movie called Passengers. That's the Star Wars movie, right? Star Wars Passengers. Yeah, yeah, I know that a movie called Passengers. That's the Star Wars movie, right? Star Wars Passengers. Yeah, yeah, I know that one. The unknown story. Star Wars colon Passengers. No, it's a movie directed by Morton Tilden, who directed Imitation Game,
Starting point is 00:11:36 and a fantastic movie called Headhunters. Has anyone seen Headhunters? Oh, I gotta check that out. Danish movie, yeah. People love it. And this is Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Pratt, me, and Lawrence Fishburne
Starting point is 00:11:47 and that's it. That's it. Just the four of us. There's only people in it. Spoiler, you guys. Four of us on a spaceship. If you're looking for movies with more than four people in them,
Starting point is 00:11:55 stay away from Passengers. But it's gonna be a great one for the Leonard Maltin game. Yeah, that'll be terrific. Limited cast. I can name all of those names is what everybody's gonna say. And I'm one of them.
Starting point is 00:12:07 Because if you've seen the movie and you're not a fool, those are four pretty big names. Do you know the order? Do you know the order? You think Leonard's gonna have it in the book? On cable, it'll be me first. Just me.
Starting point is 00:12:20 Dude, have you seen the cable listing for Kill the Messenger? No. It is quite literally your name first. I'm in it for two minutes. It's you and then who's another person that would be kind of random from that one? It's not Jeremy Renner. Does not make the top two in a movie that's all about Jeremy Renner's character.
Starting point is 00:12:38 It's really fun. Jennifer Aniston. What? She's not in it. She is not in it. Oh, no. Rosemary DeWitt. Probably got second billing after you. Me and She's not in it. She is not in it. Oh no, Rosemary DeWitt probably got second billing
Starting point is 00:12:47 after you. Me and Rosemary DeWitt. I think so, yeah. Now that's a movie. Yeah. As long as I was a robot. I know you can't possibly top yourself
Starting point is 00:12:58 because the first time you were on you brought a pillow with your own face on it. Yeah. So what do you have for the prize bag today? Okay, everyone settle in. So I did set the bar very high. Oh, you brought a pillow with your own face on it yeah uh so what do you have for the prize bag today okay
Starting point is 00:13:05 everyone's settling uh so i did set the ball you brought your own bag yeah maybe we should do dc's first so he doesn't feel bad no we're starting with me okay that will be the only thing that will make me feel bad about following Michael. That's it. How little you brought from the bag. We're going to start off, if that's okay, Doug, with, this is a present that's also a game. Okay, so. Jeez. We'll start with an easy one. This is
Starting point is 00:13:35 a t-shirt for a hotel called the Overlook Hotel. Anyone know what that's from? Yes, of course. Oh, that's the hotel for dogs. That's for four rooms. Hotel Rwanda? Yes!
Starting point is 00:13:52 So that's from The Shining. Yeah, terrific. That's a nice shirt. Thank you. Okay, this is a tough one. Okay. Or tougher. I'm excited.
Starting point is 00:14:02 Is it also a Kubrick movie? Nope. Okay. Oh, that's upset. I'm excited. Is it also a Kubrick movie? Nope. Okay. Oh, that's upset. That's tough. It's even harder if you can't see what it is. Here we go. Okay, so this is The Paper Street Soap Company.
Starting point is 00:14:16 Anyone know this one? Somebody in the audience went, oh. Fight Club, it is. Fight Club. Fight Club. Well, that guy fucked up because he talked about it. So that's the... One of my least favorite movies that's popular.
Starting point is 00:14:29 Stop talking about Fight Club then. Oh. Okay, what about this one? This is... Why are you doing it back there? Genco Pura Olive Oil. Yes, Godfather. That's from the Godfather? Somebody said that in a voice bef Olive Oil Godfather Yes Godfather
Starting point is 00:14:45 That's from the Godfather That guy Somebody said that In a voice befitting of Godfather Somebody was like Godfather Don't talk about that one week Okay this is the
Starting point is 00:14:53 This is the last This is the last t-shirt This is the hardest one though Disney Alice in Wonderland Anyone Anyone Anyone
Starting point is 00:15:04 We're opening it up Okay so that's the t-shirt Now those t-shirts Are from a fantastic company Alice in Wonderland? Anyone? Anyone. Anyone. We're opening it up. We're opening the chocolate factory. Okay, so that's the t-shirt. Now, those t-shirts are from a fantastic company called Last Exit to Nowhere. I don't know if you know that, but they're a brilliant company.
Starting point is 00:15:13 It's crushing your t-shirt. Okay. Now, this... This is a wrapped gift. Yeah. This is a Christmas present. Seven. This is from Seven. This is a weird present. Seven. This is from seven.
Starting point is 00:15:26 This is a weird way to... What's in the box? This is a weird way to pitch your reboot of the Santa Claus. This is a Christmas present that I bought for someone four years ago. And I put it in a cupboard and then forgot that it was there. So the person didn't get it. And now I can't remember what's in it. And as the years
Starting point is 00:15:48 have gone by I thought should I open it and see what's in there and I thought no it's nicely wrapped I might want to give it to someone
Starting point is 00:15:54 I might just remember what's in there. I've never remembered. Is it kind of heavy? It's I think I know what it is. Because it seems a shape of like a sweater.
Starting point is 00:16:03 Yeah that's what it feels like. Yeah? Yeah. Listen I It feels like it shape of a sweater. Yeah, that's what it feels like. Yeah? Yeah. Listen, I... It feels like it might be a sweater. But how should we do this? Should we open it now, or should we let the winner go home? Do we make the winner wait until Christmas?
Starting point is 00:16:15 Yeah. What if they're Jewish? What if they're Jewish? Definitely. Still a great day to open stuff. Okay. Wait, there's more? Jews like to have something to do on Christmas. There's loads more. So this is... Loads more. still a great day to open stuff you know wait there's more Jews like to have
Starting point is 00:16:26 something to do on Christmas there's loads more so this is loads more the collected the first book of the collected edition
Starting point is 00:16:32 of Jeff Lemire's Sweet Tooth Comics which I am a big fan of and I have written the introduction to what so that's that how do I see this
Starting point is 00:16:41 have a look okay there's more in my bag Wayne quick capsule review allow me to just see So that's that. How do I see this? Have a look. Okay, there's more in my bag. Wayne, quick capsule review. Let me just see the foreword. Wow. Is it by Judd Apatow? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:55 What the hell? I've got some films. He brought a few films. Hey, Doug, just so you know, I have one other thing. Okay. Sorry. Hey, Doug, just so you know, I have one other thing. Okay. So, this is humiliating. This is humiliating what's happening right now.
Starting point is 00:17:13 This is a film called... Why don't you just open a Tower Records? Why don't you just reopen Tower Records on your dime and everyone goes and runs through the store? Fucking jerk. Okay, what do you have here? Alright, this is a film called How's Your News?
Starting point is 00:17:28 Anyone seen that? How's Your News? It's a great, great film. A little, a gem. So this is why I'm bringing them, because they're films that I think are brilliant that people don't really know, maybe that well. Okay. I'm guessing it's British. No, no, no. How's Your News? No, yep, absolutely. How's Your News
Starting point is 00:17:44 is handicapped people delivering the news? That's correct. Yeah, I've heard of that. Okay. This is the film Black Stallion. Oh, that is... Oh, yes, that's the one about a handicapped horse. This is one of the most maligned movies when it ever came out.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Fight the triumph of the will. Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me, which is by the greatest living director. Triumph of the Will Twin Peaks Firewalk with me by the greatest living director this is the classic Thief of Baghdad Criterion Collection and this is possibly the greatest movie ever made this is House
Starting point is 00:18:16 Criterion Collection and ladies and gentlemen that is it wow you really set somebody up somebody doesn't have to shop for their friends this Christmas. Listen, if you do a gift bag, you do a fucking gift bag. I can't.
Starting point is 00:18:34 You did it right. What's your other thing, Wayne? Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett. They got five or six films to watch first before they get around to Lady Gaga. They do a great version of Cheek to Cheek. It's really weird. And also his CD is 30 years worth. Yeah, 30 years in one CD. It's gonna take less time to watch those films.
Starting point is 00:19:10 And DC Pearson is here! That's unbelievable. Not only do I not have a million things, I forgot what I did bring in the green room. But it is a novel that I wrote called, a young adult novel called Crap Kingdom.
Starting point is 00:19:28 It's not a million things. It's just one. It's not 30 years. I spent like two years on it. That lady. Here comes Matt Belknap. Oh, yeah. Matt Belknap.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Thank you, yes. It's about a kid who loves fantasy and Chronicles of Narnia and stuff. Then he finds out he is the chosen one in a fantasy kingdom and then stuff, and then he finds out he is the chosen one in a fantasy kingdom, and then it turns out
Starting point is 00:19:46 that the fantasy kingdom he's the chosen one in is really, really shitty. Can you write, can you sign the book, but also write an inscription like, sorry, I didn't bring more, or something like that? Yes, I can. I'd say that it's Judd Apatow who wrote it. All right, so just, Michael, I guess just pass me your bag.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Somebody's going to win two bags tonight. And congratulations to that person. I feel like maybe just taking mine and going home. But no, somebody's going to win two bags worth of stuff. There's a few extra things in there, but I got embarrassed about how much was in there, so they'll just be little surprises that's gold Krugerrands
Starting point is 00:20:28 full of surprises lifetime pass to he's signing that hey winner sorry I didn't bring more thank you Michael that's a lot of good stuff Michael that is very generous we get it.
Starting point is 00:20:45 You're on a series. I remember when we were waiting to go into that audition, it was just me, Michael, and Wayne. Auditioning to play the sex scientist. And I knew the director. I pitched them on, why don't we each play him in different episodes? Like a sort of, I'm not there sort of a thing.
Starting point is 00:21:09 Doctor Who style. They were like, we've asked you to leave several times. And DC, of course, is the star of Captain America, the Winter Soldier. Yes. Star. That's how I like to say it. I i did matt gorley's podcast about people that have uh tiny parts in movies which is a wonderful podcast called i was there too and then in a later
Starting point is 00:21:32 episode he told someone you are the person that has the smallest part yet the smallest part previously was dc pearson and captain america 2 the winter soldier with a part uh a screen time equaling 27 seconds. And I felt- You're only in that 27 seconds? But damn if it isn't a 27 seconds, Doug. Doesn't it feel like more? Damn if it isn't a 27 seconds. It feels like more.
Starting point is 00:21:53 Thank you. You kind of come in and- I don't do that's what she said, but if I did, I would do it right now. That would have been a good time to do it, yeah. But you like enter the scene and leave and come back or are you just there briefly and then gone? I'm just there
Starting point is 00:22:06 and then they continue on and spies are trying to get them. Yes, precisely. What constitutes having the smallest part like that though? Do you have to have a line? Do you have to have a credit?
Starting point is 00:22:16 I was credited and I had some lines. Yeah. What if you're credited but no lines, just your voice? This is just, am I telling you the rules of Matt Gorley's podcast?
Starting point is 00:22:27 Yes. I think that, yeah, I think you can still do that. Because he had the woman who was in the baby carriage scene in The Untouchables, and I don't think she has any lines, but she reacts. Oh, I see. Yeah. So everybody check that out. No, it sounds interesting.
Starting point is 00:22:43 It's a great podcast. I love it. Yep. I saw Doug in Fast Times at a great podcast. I love it. Yep. I saw Doug in Fast Times at Ridgemont High a couple of weeks ago. Yes. Yeah, that's a pretty small part
Starting point is 00:22:50 because it's not a part at all. It was an extra. But you can definitely see you. Yeah. You're smoking and checking out someone's ass. Yeah. Where are you?
Starting point is 00:23:00 Are you in the mall? Yeah, I'm in the mall at Perry's Pizza when Ratner goes to Stacy at the end of the movie and he realizes that she actually does like him and then they're going to date. Aww.
Starting point is 00:23:16 It's a sweet movie. You know, once you get past the abortion. I said that about Happy feet as well oh god no I'm human pro-choice penguin pro-life is what that person said well before we get into the gameplay tonight I wanted to do a little thing that I like to do from time to time called Love Like Hate Hate Like. Two people applauding, sort of
Starting point is 00:23:53 applauding for that. And that's where I'm going to name an actor or actress, and we're just going to go down the line, and each of us has to name a movie that we love that that person was in, one that we hate, one that we dislike like and one that we hate ourselves for liking you could pass once if you don't want to insult anybody and uh uh we'll start with love and we'll start with michael just name a movie with kate winslet that you love that? Yeah, in honor of her being in the Steve Jobs movie this weekend.
Starting point is 00:24:26 Okay. Love, Eternal Sunshine, and The Spotless Mind. Of course. That's a great choice. If she was in a David Lynch movie, you would have picked that, I'm sure. But she's not. But that's a terrific movie.
Starting point is 00:24:39 I just saw the Michelle Gondry, the documentary he did where he talks to Noam Chomsky is the man who is tall happy and it's real trippy the whole thing is animated it's like a conversation but then he animates it and writes out a lot of the things that are being said
Starting point is 00:24:57 and then he also has parts where he explains to the viewer well you can kind of hear a camera whirring in the background of this part because that's the kind of camera I want to use to record Noam Chomsky. And it's just really, really weird. Like all of Michel Gondry's stuff, it's real trippy and folds in on itself. And Wayne, what about you?
Starting point is 00:25:17 Is he happy, though? That's the thing. The reason it's called, is the man who is tall happy, is because it has something to do with how human beings throw in the two is's into that sentence and the animals wouldn't do that. I would have thought it was just the two of them
Starting point is 00:25:35 doing a catfish thing where they seek out Hakeem Olajuwon. No, I don't believe there's anyone of any kind of tallness at all. Well, that's fucking false advertising, but anyway. What about you, Wayne? What's a Kate Winslet movie you love?
Starting point is 00:25:51 Is she in Titanic? Is she the one in Titanic? She is in Titanic. I love that Titanic. What? Did you love Titanic? No, but I loved her in Titanic. She played Rose, right?
Starting point is 00:26:02 Yeah. Yeah, I saw that. Is this like a weird interrogation technique? I'm really worried about playing the rest of this game with you if you're not sure if she was in Titanic. She's like the one on the raft, right?
Starting point is 00:26:16 Yeah, I saw that. She was very good in that movie. So I loved her in that movie. But you're not saying I love the movie or I love her in it. What's the game? It should be that you love the movie, but... hold on um no i love titanic yeah okay i know i'm glad you saved us some time there but that's all right i'm gonna say steve jobs which i saw this weekend i saw it last night and that's my pick too ste Steve Jobs. Love Steve Jobs. Yeah, me too. I'd say there's almost a little bit too much
Starting point is 00:26:50 of Danny Boyle's directing wizardry. It could have been a little simpler. But still loved it. Especially the performances. The four lead actors and all the other parts are quite good. Yeah, I think people keep saying, like, it's like a play,
Starting point is 00:27:06 as though, like, plays aren't the foundation of everything that we like. It's like being like, it's like food. It's like, yeah, we love food. We fucking love it. Yeah, and it's kind of like a play. If they're saying it's like a play, they mean a play that's about to happen, because it's all behind the scenes things before various Apple presentations. Which I thought was
Starting point is 00:27:26 a brave and excellent choice and people hating Aaron Sorkin has kind of become a meme and if anybody wants to walk and talk with me around the parking lot I'll explain to them why that's wrong.
Starting point is 00:27:35 Yeah, they don't walk and talk too much. There's a little bit but just enough. Just enough. Yeah. Just a soup con of walking and talking.
Starting point is 00:27:42 I'm going to say I said Steve Jobs already, so now just one that you just like, Michael. One that's just like, that was okay. That did the job. I got through that all right. I can give you some options if you want. Well, I couldn't say that. I mean, I really liked
Starting point is 00:28:01 Sense and Sensibility. I really liked that. Oh, there you go. That works. Okay. Well, then Sense go. That works. Okay. Well, then Sense and Sensibility. Yeah, that's probably one of my favorites of hers. Oh, no, I'll tell you what I liked. The Reader. I didn't love it, but I liked it.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Okay. Yeah, because why did you just like it, you think? Because it's such a colossal bummer? Because it's too German. There's a lot of German in it. Yeah. Wayne, can you think of another? I can, I can, but let me ask you a question.
Starting point is 00:28:33 You can pass. No, I don't want to pass. Am I allowed to say Steve Jobs? Yeah. I'm not going to, but I would be allowed to. Yes. That's going to be in the next round. All right, I'm going going to, but I would be allowed to. Yes. That's going to be in the next round. All right. I'm going to go...
Starting point is 00:28:45 I'm going to go Sense and Sensibility. I just love those... Fair enough. English kind of movies. Isn't that Ivory Merchant? It's not Ivory Merchant. It's not? No. Maybe you haven't seen this movie. Ivory Merchant. It's not? No.
Starting point is 00:29:06 Maybe you haven't seen this movie. Same kind of vibe. It's Jane Austen. Oh. So it takes place in Austin, Texas. I'm going to go with Sense and Sensibility. Okay. DC, what about you?
Starting point is 00:29:17 Can I get some options? For some reason I'm blanking on. Yeah, yeah. Did you like Contagion? Oh, wait a minute. I'm allowed to. I did like Contagion. There you go.
Starting point is 00:29:23 So Contagion is yours. Yeah, I really like it. Like it describes exactly what I felt about Contagion. I'm panicking over. I'm allowed to... I did like Contagion. There you go. So Contagion is yours. Yeah, I really like... Like describes exactly what I felt about Contagion. I'm panicking over here. I didn't know I was allowed to ask for options. Okay, go ahead. You just have to ask for options, and then I'll give you options.
Starting point is 00:29:33 Okay. I went with Titanic for like... For the... You know, for her one tit, and for... To rule them all. And for the ship... For the ship flip.
Starting point is 00:29:43 The ship. What about the guy who hit the propeller? That's one of the best violent deaths in the history. It's not even rated R, that movie. And it's got nudity and violence. It's very disturbing. Is there, Michael Sheen, a Kate Winslet movie that you hate? I'm trying to think of one I hate.
Starting point is 00:30:00 She picks pretty interesting projects. Can you give us a list? A lot of hateable stuff. Well, like I was gonna say, like, I love Heavenly Creatures. Well, that's a great movie. That's a good one. I'm just trying to think of one that I didn't like. She plays a murderer in that one, right? Holy Smoke.
Starting point is 00:30:16 Did you ever see that? Holy Smoke. No, I didn't say that. Let's say I hated that. Okay. I hated it so much I refused to watch it. I boycotted it, in fact. It's just really gross there's like you know at one point somebody writes on a wall
Starting point is 00:30:28 with their own feces because they couldn't find a quill it's that sort of thing now you're selling it to me now I do want to see was that the one that was about the cult
Starting point is 00:30:39 and Harvey Keitel's in it is that that one I think that's Holy Smoke yeah I think so. Quills was the guy from Shine. Yeah. Jeffrey Rush.
Starting point is 00:30:49 Jeffrey Rush. Playing Marat Saad. Not Marat Saad. What's his name? Marquis de Saad. Marquis de Saad, yeah. All right. What do you hate?
Starting point is 00:30:57 Well, I'm just kidding about Steve Jobs. Steve Jobs. Although it was weird that it was like every... I don't want to spoil it, but anyway. Yeah, don't spoil it. Okay. A little too early on that one. Yeah, give me some other options.
Starting point is 00:31:09 Okay, Carnage. Oh, wait. No, Heavenly Creatures, if I'm not mistaken. She plays a teenager, gets in a lesbo thing. Sure. And then kills her mom. They're close. Is that right?
Starting point is 00:31:19 Is that the movie? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if I like that. You hated that? I can't say hate, but I want to keep the game moving. Okay. DC? Can I get some? I can't think of one I hate. Is there
Starting point is 00:31:31 any more options? I'll pass. Yeah, yeah. I picked The Holiday. Oh. You're like saving the good ones. You're the worst. We know what you're up to. With Cameron Diaz, but apologies to Jack Black I love Jack Black
Starting point is 00:31:45 Jude Law it's yeah it's a bummer that movie alright is there a movie by the Kate Winslet is in Michael
Starting point is 00:31:54 that you hate yourself for liking Titanic okay that's fair come on king of the world who can't enjoy that
Starting point is 00:32:01 it's the ELO of movies I love it but I ain't telling anyone can't enjoy that. It's the ELO of movies. I love it, but I ain't telling anyone. And that electric light orchestra played even as the ship went down. I'll defend that movie.
Starting point is 00:32:17 It's the biggest grossing movie of the 90s. I take it back. End game. End game. There we go. The last three Pirates of the Caribbean movies made a lot of it? End game. End game. There we go. That's my... The last three Pirates of the Caribbean movies made a lot of money too, but let's not get
Starting point is 00:32:30 crazy. I'm just saying it was the number one. Give me some more options. Kim Kardashian's ass broke the internet. Yeah. So what is happening? Popular don't mean that it's right. I guess I hate Titanic.
Starting point is 00:32:40 What else? Yeah, you might have to pass if you can't think of one. Yeah, yeah. I can't think of one. Yeah, I can't think of one. Yeah, yeah. That's fair. DC? Oh, gosh. I haven't heard one that I've...
Starting point is 00:32:50 I've never seen Titanic, you guys. So maybe I hate imagining the reaction that happens when I tell someone I haven't seen Titanic, and they're like, I want to have seen Titanic, but I haven't yet. One time I saw the last 20 minutes of it in the green room before Doug Loves Movies with the sound off. I found it visually arresting.
Starting point is 00:33:09 Yeah, that last 20 minutes is pretty spectacular. Yeah, I mean, all the stuff with the old lady at the beginning and the end, I don't... The gunplay is bad, too. Like a snidely whiplash character. Gunplay, yeah. Billy Zane, right? Yeah, and his...
Starting point is 00:33:22 Shooting just like at the ground and stuff. Right, it's not enough that this ship is going down. Like, to add some extra dramatic tension, there's a little gunplay and a handcuff scene, if I'm not mistaken. Yeah, yeah, there could have been a couple that fell in love on the ship. They didn't even have to be from different classes.
Starting point is 00:33:37 And then the ship flips over, and they have to survive, you know? And the band won't leave. It doesn't have to be, yeah. The great David Warner is the bad guy in that, yeah you guys keep the great David Warner is the bad guy in that isn't he you know David Warner
Starting point is 00:33:47 who was also the bad guy in Time Bandits which is one of the greatest performances on film and in Time After Time where he plays Jack the Ripper
Starting point is 00:33:54 going through time not interestingly enough in Time Cop no yeah I know I know he didn't have enough time for that one
Starting point is 00:34:01 my hate myself for liking is the whole Divergent Insurgent Detergent series. Because I like those movies for some reason, but I don't think they're necessarily that good. The first one's all training, and the second one's all like, wait till you see the third one. So I'm really standing by
Starting point is 00:34:24 and waiting for that for all my time and effort to pay off. I want to do a young adult trilogy that's all middle parts. It's going to be called The Bridge. And that's it. That's it. You'll have to wait until you see the next one
Starting point is 00:34:40 for the good part of the joke. I like your style of cupping the microphone and really getting into it, like rock star style. Yeah, I've been described as the Henry Rollins of podcasting. I forgot to ask if you guys have been to the movies lately. Obviously, we've all seen Steve Jobs, but what else have you guys seen? I went to see The Martian, but you've talked about that before.
Starting point is 00:35:01 But what did you think? Because I'm through with space. Yeah, yeah. Especially space without any robots. Yeah. Any film that involves someone using their own feces, I'm there. So it was... For anything. To accomplish anything.
Starting point is 00:35:18 No, I... Name another science fiction film where nobody dies. Michael, you said you're over... You're into people using their own feces and stuff, and yet you found a movie to be too German. You're a contradiction. I'm an enigma wrapped inside a mystery
Starting point is 00:35:34 in a riddle. Name another science fiction film where nobody dies. Gravity. Leave. No. Two people dying. Oh yeah, they die, you're right. dies? Gravity. Leave. Apparently the person said, two people dying. Oh yeah, they die, you're right.
Starting point is 00:35:52 Like the Indian guy and then Clooney, right? So I did think it was sort of extraordinary given that it's a film about preserving one life. All the films we watch, people are just dying left, right, and center. I just felt bad for all the other astronauts that are like, yeah, let's stay out in space for another year and a half just to go get this one guy. Well, they did leave him behind.
Starting point is 00:36:08 Well, but they left their whole families behind in the process. But they're going to live on Earth. They can go to the shops and drink milk or whatever. He's got to grow potatoes in his own shit. They got stuff to do to keep busy. You're right. You guys, I'm pretty sure. You're right. You guys,
Starting point is 00:36:25 I'm pretty sure Michael's an alien. You know, human stuff, going to shops, drinking milk, breathing with our mouths. It's true.
Starting point is 00:36:38 What about you, Wayne? But I did watch another thing that was really great. Has anyone seen Lost Soul? The documentary about the making of the island of Dracomoran. Tremendous. That's my favorite genre of movie, I think, I watched another thing that was really great. Has anyone seen Lost Soul? The documentary about
Starting point is 00:36:45 the making of the island of Dracomoran. Tremendous. That's my favorite genre of movie, I think. It's a documentary about an embattled making of a movie. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:36:53 It's so good. Did you see the one about Dune? Joe Dorozki's Dune? Yeah. Amazing. That's incredible. That's tremendous. That's neat.
Starting point is 00:37:00 That's highly recommended. Right. And one about... Terry Gilliams. Terry Gilliams. Yeah, you knew. Hamster in the Machine. Yeah. His attempt to make Man of La Mancha, was it?
Starting point is 00:37:14 Lost La Mancha. Yeah, yeah. What about you, Wayne? What have you seen lately besides Steve Jobs? Well, I'm going to give you two movies. I'm going to give you two movies. You pick the one. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:37:22 One is called Finders Keepers, and the other one is called The Green Inferno. I'd like to hear about The Green Inferno, please. Okay. All right. Finders Keepers is about a guy who loses his leg in a plane accident. It's a documentary. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:43 Yeah, but anyway, we won't talk about that. It's about the guy who finds his leg and wants to keep it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You find it in a cooker. So great. It's great. He finds it in a George Foreman grill. He does find it in a grill, but he buys it in, you know, when you buy like a, you know, do an auction.
Starting point is 00:38:01 Yeah. So he, anyway, it's a very interesting little movie. Tomatoing at 97. That's a verb I created. Tomatoing. Yeah. And so he, anyway, it's a very interesting little movie. Tomatoing at 97. That's a verb I created. Tomatoing? Yeah. Is this you in the control room
Starting point is 00:38:11 at Rotten Tomatoes? It's tomatoing at 97. Hold on. Clint Howard's like, we're fucked. It's tomatoing through the roof. And the Green Inferno
Starting point is 00:38:21 was Eli. Oh, so you are going to tell us about both of them. No, I won't. That's it. In the end. No, that was, it was very, it was was Eli Roth. Oh, so you are going to tell us about both of them. No, I won't. I won't. That's it. In the end.
Starting point is 00:38:26 No, it was horrific, obviously. Right. That's what he does. Yeah, yeah. Eli Roth. And it was about college students, environmentalists who go down to the Amazon to kind of keep them from cutting down trees. Their plane crashes on the way back.
Starting point is 00:38:45 And guess what? Horrible Amazon people try to eat them. Yeah. And basically do. That sounds fun. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's pretty good. There was some gruesome.
Starting point is 00:38:55 I wish Matt Damon got eaten on Mars. I have not seen this movie, but now I don't have to, thanks to you guys. So he comes back, right? Wait, no. Who said that? No. I thought you said that? No. I thought you said no one does.
Starting point is 00:39:09 He goes crazy on Mars and makes his own crown and pretends to be king of Mars and lives there for the rest of his life. But wasn't he also stranded on another movie
Starting point is 00:39:17 I saw last year? He was part of... Good Will Hunting. Yes. He has to make apples out of his own shit. How'd you like them? What have you seen,
Starting point is 00:39:29 DC? I've seen Steve Jobs, obviously, and then this weekend as part of Beyond Fest here in Los Angeles, I saw a repertory screening of Dog Day Afternoon, one of my favorite movies. Oh, that's such a good movie. And it is truly one of the best movies of all time. It's rated incredibly highly, and I still think it's underrated.
Starting point is 00:39:45 It's so awesome. What's it tomato-ing at? It is pre-Tomatoes. Oh, pre-Tomatoes. Yeah, PT, yeah. But I would say it tomatoes at like 100. I love it. And it's the best because it is many things,
Starting point is 00:39:57 but it's just like two hours of a young Al Pacino just being so fucking stressed. He's just so stressed the whole time. He's very upset, yes. Yeah, and it's wonderful. And I just like that people used to do movies where it was like, I'm just gonna be sweaty and like upset and just like so stressed out the whole time and like a bank robber and it's wonderful.
Starting point is 00:40:19 It's really, I love Dog Day Afternoon. And he did a Q and A afterward and he said that. Oh, let me guess what he said. Hoo-ah! Which I thought was an interesting insight into the process. What did he say about it? Oh, he, well, he didn't, it was interesting. It's the second Al Pacino Q&A I've seen this year,
Starting point is 00:40:39 because I also saw one at CineFamily where he did, talked about Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross. If you bring Al Pacino in to do a Q&A, he's not necessarily going to talk about the movie you guys just watched, but it's okay. He's made some other good ones. Does he mainly talk about Dick Barton?
Starting point is 00:40:53 No, Dick Tracy. What did you call him? Who's Dick Barton? I think Dick Barton is a fish and chip shop in Wales, near where I live. He did say, he turned to us, he was like, if you're ever in Wales. He loves them.
Starting point is 00:41:10 Oh, he can't get enough of them. When he's down in the valleys. But it was great. Where's those fish and chips? He's a pirate. He's turned into a pirate. That's his next movie. Pirates of the Caribbean.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Attica, Attica. It's time for me to say, let the games begin. There we go. Folks brought name tags. You guys have to pick one. Oh, yeah. While you do that, we'll do this. We'll be right back after these messages from our friendly sponsors.
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Starting point is 00:44:54 and enter the code Doug to save $3 on your new subscription today. Back to the show. All right, we're back. That was a really painstaking... I feel like I'm rewarding the wrong kind of person. Michael, who are you playing for? I am going with Now You See Megan.
Starting point is 00:45:19 Or is it Megan? It has to be Megan to make it work. Now You See Megan. Now You See Megan. Now You See Megan. Because Liz see Megan. Now you see Megan. Because Lizzie, who is my co-star in the show, is doing Now You See Megan 2. Is she replacing Borat's wife?
Starting point is 00:45:34 My wife. Well, we know who's replacing Borat. If Borat were a robot hanging out with Jennifer Lawrence... Michael, it's not too late. Please do the whole movie as Borat. Please. Thank you, Borat robot. All right, good job, Megan.
Starting point is 00:45:56 Wayne has had second thoughts. Why don't you like it? I panicked. But anyway, it doesn't matter. The Empire strikes Randon. Brandon. Oh, Brandon. I got it. I got it. I panicked. But anyway, it doesn't matter. The Empire Strikes Randon. Brandon. Oh, Brandon. I got it.
Starting point is 00:46:07 I got it. I got it. I figured it out. This is all stupid. Anyway, there's a poster of this movie. This is the second one of them, right? This is the second one. Not directed by Lucas.
Starting point is 00:46:20 The Empire Strikes Back, yes. Who directed it? Irwin something? Irwin Kirshner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, this was a good one. I liked that one a lot, yeah. Everyone think, would you say this is the best?
Starting point is 00:46:29 Yes. Yeah. Oh, wow. Yes. So I saw this movie. Without hesitation. I saw this movie in Lithuania once. Long story.
Starting point is 00:46:36 We'll save it for another time. Go. Really? Something happened? Well, they screened it. Remember when it was re-released with the new prints and all that? Remember? Are you sure?
Starting point is 00:46:46 So what year was that? I don't know. Late 90s. Late 90s. 90s. Okay, thank you. So it's Lithuania. Their Independence Day is 1992.
Starting point is 00:46:56 It's like a new democracy out from the heel of the Soviet Union. This is a long story. So anyway, and political. So you're saying what was going on with lithuania matched up in some way with what was happening not at all strikes brandon not in any way although all right anyway so they're screening the movie doug in like a library you know like you pay like a dollar or a lit i think is what it was called you go in there, it's just chairs and a bunch of illegal DVDs in the lobby. They screen the movie.
Starting point is 00:47:27 Children come out and act it for you. Barefoot. But I watched the whole thing and it's in English and subtitled in Lithuanian. And then at the very end, he's like, what is he in? He's in like some black stuff. What is that called?
Starting point is 00:47:43 Space. Space? No, no. No. Han Solo's been frozen. Carbonite. Carbonite. That's it.
Starting point is 00:47:50 Oh, yeah, yeah. So he's wrapped up in carbonite. Is that... No. Is that Empire Strikes Back? Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. Well, they do that to him at the very end.
Starting point is 00:47:59 At the very end. So it's like a... Then he's still in it at the beginning of the next one. Yeah, yeah. So they go, and you're like, what's going to happen? And then they, you know, and you're like, what's going to happen? And then they, you know, and then, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
Starting point is 00:48:10 As soon as that credits starts, and they turn off the projector, lights go up, everyone walks out. Like, that's how they end a movie in Lithuania. They don't even, they're just like, they don't even let it run through the projector. They're just like, that's enough. It was the craziest thing. Well, that was like probably one of the first movies that probably had 10 minutes of
Starting point is 00:48:28 credits at the end for all the effects and stuff. So you shut it down. Get everybody out of the library. It was pretty crazy. But the movie ended though, properly. It did, but we didn't see the final thing. No animals were harmed. You know, those are the things I like to read. That's what you really like to wait
Starting point is 00:48:43 for is to make sure. And you were there in your capacity as an ASPCA representative. Yeah, I was like, I like to read that. But I didn't get any of that. What kind of unions were involved with this? Because they couldn't because a tauntaun was harmed. I mean, I don't know how many movies you've seen outside of Lithuania, but everybody
Starting point is 00:48:59 gets up and leaves with the credits start rolling. But do they stop the movie? No, no, that's true. No, I'm not going to... But they bring the lights up sometimes. Yeah. By the way, that little trivia,
Starting point is 00:49:10 that theme for Darth Vader is introduced in that movie. Why is that trivia? Because they didn't have his own theme in Star Wars? Yeah, a lot of people think that. I've won some money. A lot of people are so dumb.
Starting point is 00:49:24 I know. Go ahead, go ahead. You've won money with that? Yeah, a lot of people think that. I've won some money. A lot of people are so dumb. I know. Go ahead, go ahead. You've won money with that? Yeah. You've supported yourself for the past ten years on that bet. Does everyone know that that's... It seems reasonable that John Williams was busy with the main Star Wars
Starting point is 00:49:40 theme the first time around. Second time he was like maybe Darth needs his own song. Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah. That wasn't until Empire. That's what I'm saying. In the first movie, it was Hold On Loosely by 38 Special. You're saying I'm wrong, Doug?
Starting point is 00:49:56 You're saying I'm wrong. I'm saying that you're right. That is an interesting piece of trivia. Guys, I'm loaded with trivia. Go ahead, enough of this. DC is playing for... I have, I went, I'm loaded with trivia. Go ahead. Enough of this. DC is playing for... I have. I went. I was drawn outward and then I saw an unassuming
Starting point is 00:50:09 but beautifully crafted name tag. The Heather Ending Story. It's got... What's his name? Falcor. Falcor. That's right. I was going to say Gore-Tex but that would be the wrong name for the horse. Right? And then it has pink fuzz on it and Heather is riding Falkor,
Starting point is 00:50:26 and it's very exciting and hopeful. It is hopeful. And I think all three name tags have a shithead on the back, so good job. It says do not read, though. They thought you might be somebody that didn't know any better and might read it. All right. The first
Starting point is 00:50:41 thing we're going to play, he's not here physically, but it's very nice of him to send us a recording of his voice. We're going to do some lines with Mark Wahlberg. How are you guys doing? You guys doing good? There he is. You want to do some lines? Yeah, that's what I said. Okay, here we go.
Starting point is 00:51:00 Okay, so hang on, Mark. Could you stop Mark for a second? I got to explain this. As soon as you know the movie, yell it out. Just yell it out? Into the mic? Just you guys on stage. Into the mic's good. And it's from a motion picture. I don't even know what it is.
Starting point is 00:51:18 Is it going to be a Mark Wahlberg movie? No. Not necessarily. Could be. Probably not. What are you doing? What are you doing? Are you crying?
Starting point is 00:51:30 Are you crying right now? League of Their Own. That's it. Yes, Michael Sheen with the League of Their Own. I couldn't remember this. Penny Marshall directed that. There's no crying in baseball.
Starting point is 00:51:42 Is Penny Marshall directed that more of your amazing trivia? But they didn't introduce Roseanne's theme until the second one. Here I come. I'm Roseanne. Yes, I am.
Starting point is 00:51:55 Here I... All right. All of my trivia isn't good. Oh, no, that's not Roseanne. That's Rosie O'Donnell. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, guys. That's fucked up. But Madonna. Don't good. Oh, no, that's not Roseanne. That's Rosie O'Donnell. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry, guys.
Starting point is 00:52:06 That's fucked up. But Madonna. Don't cry. Madonna's in that movie. Don't cry. Madonna's in that movie. Don't cry. There's no crying in Doug Loves Movies.
Starting point is 00:52:14 There we go. There's no crying in baseball movie trivia. Baseball, or as it's known in Wales, Dick Barton. Hoo-ah! Let's play a game called Whose Tagline Is It Anyway? Wait, that was the whole thing? That was the whole game?
Starting point is 00:52:32 Yeah, Michael won. Yeah. All right. Life moves quick. It's a fast little game, you know. A little fast one to start us off. Get the ball rolling. Each game will probably take longer than the last.
Starting point is 00:52:46 And have you ever done whose tagline is it, Wayne? Nope. This is where we'll start with Michael and he's the only one that gets to guess this first one.
Starting point is 00:52:54 It's hot in here, right? I'll say it sure is. It's always great to point it out too. Never makes anybody it always makes people more comfortable when you point out
Starting point is 00:53:01 Hey, I'm sorry. You can't handle the truth. Oh, a little piece of trivia. That was from A League of Their Own Part 2. The truth handlers. The truth is, there is crying in baseball. I'm going to say a tagline from a motion picture. It's probably something from the poster.
Starting point is 00:53:25 And then you guys get to guess what movie it's from. So this is a tagline from a poster. Got it. Yes. Got it. And Michael gets first crack at it. Go, Michael. Not just general billboards.
Starting point is 00:53:36 Michael gets to go first, and then if he can't think of it, Wayne, then it'll come to you. Or if he guesses wrong. Michael, she's evil, and not just high school evil. Hmm. Hmm, goes a guy in the audience. Hmm. Now, I know this is usually a trick one,
Starting point is 00:53:59 because you usually do one of a film that I'm in. So I'm gonna... This could be the tagline for Tron Legacy. Is it the queen? No, it's not the queen. They said something nicer about her in the tagline, didn't they? She's a tough one. She's posh. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:14 But we like her. All right, I'm gonna go with... Is it Heather's? Oh, that's a good one. But that's more a group of evil people. Wayne, what do you think? I have no idea. I'm gonna go... Okay, DC. Carrie, that's a good one. But that's more a group of evil people. Wayne, what do you think? I have no idea. I'm going to go.
Starting point is 00:54:27 Okay, DC. Carrie, Carrie, Carrie. Oh, Carrie. All right. She's evil, not just high school evil. That's wrong. I know it's wrong. I'm going to guess Jennifer's body.
Starting point is 00:54:36 I think Carrie was don't take Carrie to the prom. Straight up. I knew it was wrong. Yeah. And DC is correct. Jennifer's body. Yes. Woo. I knew it was wrong. And DC is correct. Jennifer's Body. Yes! Which I will be interrupting on Monday, October 26th
Starting point is 00:54:51 at CineFamily here in Los Angeles. The only reason I brought it up was just to plug it. This next one, who knows where this comes from. But we'll start again with Michael. You are out of order. What movie is this from, Michael? Every Man Dies. That's an awesome way to start
Starting point is 00:55:11 a poster. This is great. Every Man Dies. Not every man really lives. Every man dies. I mean mean I know the answer and I don't know why I'm not exactly sure why it's called that
Starting point is 00:55:31 Every man dies but not every man lives No that's not what he said What did he say? Every man dies Not every man really lives Really lives
Starting point is 00:55:42 Yeah I don't know Just that the word really is in there seems a little out of context to me. Somebody who did something important with their life. Yeah. Oh, that's why. Yes.
Starting point is 00:55:58 Now it makes sense. Thank you, Wayne. So someone who really lived. Right. everyone does. Yeah, yeah. Someone who really didn't die until he was dead. After living. Oh, is it not setting up to be about somebody
Starting point is 00:56:16 in the second category? Like just like a lame dude? Maybe, that's true. Could be making fun of somebody else. Interesting wrinkle. Is it like... Braveheart. Yes.
Starting point is 00:56:39 Oh! Mic drop! He apologized. It's okay. He brought another mic in his gift bag. Everyone gets a mic tonight. Wow. That's incredible.
Starting point is 00:56:57 How did that happen? I don't know. Tell us about your process. Was it something I... I was just thinking, wow, that Scottish guy really lived. He had haggis every night. He painted himself blue.
Starting point is 00:57:13 He had his guts pulled out. He pushed a gay guy out a window. That's living. Yeah. Not everyone really lives like that. That was a weird one. That was a great pull. I loved that. Alright, Wayne, we'll let you try one here. I'm ready. I'll give you a shot at this.
Starting point is 00:57:33 By the way, I'll take an assist from anyone on the panel. You can't. That's not how it works. No, I gave to other people. You did? No, don't. Don't say a word. Let me hear it. I'll do it on my own like jean valjean that's not even right it's fontaine i saw the movie though what no it's not even that it's
Starting point is 00:57:56 eponine he doesn't sing on my own oh my god fontaine is a cheese no fontaine is the one i dreamed a dream but eponine is on my own. And then the Tigers come at night. Yeah, I don't know which... I'm never clear which ones sing which songs, but all of that sounds legit. Guys, we were just talking about plays earlier and how important they are.
Starting point is 00:58:17 Because sometimes they sing other people's songs. They do reprises of the same song. A lot of motifs in that. They're all singing about one day more and then they're dead and singing about, well, maybe no more days. They really lived. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:35 Wayne, what movie has the tagline, be without fear in the face of your enemies. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong. She's just like, first of all, tagline, don't tell me what to do.
Starting point is 00:58:52 Can you just repeat it, without the smirk. That's actually the script. That's not the tagline. That is the script. This is very long. This is on the poster. Be without fear in the face of your enemies. Safeguard the helpless and do no wrong. Oh, I know it.
Starting point is 00:59:08 What is it? It's also a biopic. Gandhi. That would be a good one for Gandhi, right? Yeah. He guess he didn't really live. But that's not it. That's not it.
Starting point is 00:59:21 Do you have a guess, DC? I mean, Daredevil has no fear. So I don't know what it is have a guess DC uh I mean daredevil has no fear so I don't know what it is so I'm gonna say daredevil no could be a superhero movie I guess Michael that's a hint that is it's not that I said could be not is the the green lantern as a it's not that one, though, is it? No. That's not his motto, is it? No. I'm going to say Captain America. No. No. Which Captain America?
Starting point is 00:59:49 Winter... Winter Warmer. No, it's a movie you were in called Kingdom of Heaven. Oh. Oh, my God. I thought you'd ask me. I thought you'd go to me first for the one that I was in. It's all kind of random, but you played a priest in that.
Starting point is 01:00:08 I did. I played Orlando Bloom's brother. And I got stabbed with a sword, and we started shooting it before lunch, so I had to spend the whole of lunch with a sword going through me. And if I had one more person who went, oh, that must sting.
Starting point is 01:00:24 Yeah, all right, yeah. It's tough making major motion pictures must sting. Yeah, all right. It's tough making major motion pictures, people. It's really tough when they're paying for your lunch and you have to deal with that. Tough, tough. I don't know how you survived something like that. All right, let's go back to Wayne. I'm loving this game.
Starting point is 01:00:40 Looks like Wayne will not be in Kingdom of Heaven 2. I'm sarcastic. I'm sarcastic. I'm sarcastic. I'm hoping I'll get my own theme tune if there is a Kingdom of Heaven 2. Everyone's listening. I love it.
Starting point is 01:00:55 In Heroes We Trust. What movie had the tagline In Heroes We Trust? Can I ask for a hint? You can ask all you want. Am I in this movie? You can ask all you want. Okay.
Starting point is 01:01:17 In Heroes... Oh yeah, this could be Charlie's Angels. Full throttle. Or Step Brothers. Full throttle, by the way it's not okay heroes we trust well that has to be I'm gonna go teenage need no mutant teenage Newton product. Teenage Newton. How about them apples? Teenage Newton. The origin story of the great inventor Sir Isaac Newton. He was just a brainy little lad in England
Starting point is 01:01:53 messing around with marbles. Sorry, I mispronounced that. Isaac. DC, slam it home. Is it Captain America the Winter Soldier? It is. Yes. Oh, Jesus. Of course it is. Full throttle. I want to give another one to Michael.
Starting point is 01:02:12 Captain America the Winter Wonderland. I have to go work that every year. It's a theme park ride. Michael, what movie has the tagline, evil is irresistible? This is another one I don't get evil is irresistible it could be anything it could literally be anything can't be her be the love but interestingly enough it could be her be fully loaded yeah or I think it might be Herbie Goes Bananas.
Starting point is 01:02:52 Is it Species? No, it's a movie you were in called Mary Riley. Jesus, you're getting pummeled. But why would that be for Mary Riley? Because it's Jekyll and Hyde. It's the story of Jekyll and Hyde. It's the story of Jekyll and Hyde. John Malkovich plays Jekyll and Hyde. And he's irresistible?
Starting point is 01:03:11 Well, it just makes you want to do it, doesn't it? Evil. Ooh, evil. Ooh, I can't wait to do a bit of evil. I just remember. It's irresistible. I just remember when that movie came out. Didn't the TV ads say, wasn't it somebody at the end go, go Mary Riley, Mary Riley.
Starting point is 01:03:26 They like said it twice, whispery. Yeah. Yeah. Hoping to capitalize on that Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman buzz. Or you know, it was just Zoom Zoom ahead of its time. Big shout out to Zoom Zoom.
Starting point is 01:03:39 One more for DC. A bit of trivia about that, a bit of trivia. Okay. That was the first film I was ever in, and it was directed by Stephen Frears. And at the end of that movie, and I just played like a little servant in it,
Starting point is 01:03:50 and at the end of the movie, he said to me, one day we'll do something else together. And I was like, yeah, right. Cut to whatever it was, 15 years later, and we do The Queen together. There you go. And here I am. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:02 Stephen Frears, not a liar. That guy's terrific. Yep. And here I am. Stephen Frears, not a liar. That guy's terrific. One of my favorite Stephen Frears is Prick Up Your Ears. It's quite good.
Starting point is 01:04:11 Fantastic. That sounds like Cockney rhyming slang for his name. Prick Up Your Ears, Stephen Frears. So glad I had an actual British person here to support me I would have fucking died without you DC
Starting point is 01:04:29 yes I'm just saying this to you for a reason the epic sports movie for the guys who don't deserve one is it Wayne Fetterman Presents Balls Out it's Balls Out yes wonderful movie
Starting point is 01:04:43 just came out recently all right everybody wins you guys that was a great that was a great round of that a lot of fun but we got to get serious wayne right yeah that was just a warm-up you want to really play a game here see see how you can do something that involves physicality right and no we just sit here and talk oh that's the kind of game all right i can do that as well we're not gonna run around or anything i like those kind of games okay cool um i didn't notice on twitter day i mean sure there was some people but is there somebody here that thinks they have a great last man stanton that guy's hand went up first right over there sean connery wow that Sean Connery. Wow. That's an interesting one.
Starting point is 01:05:26 So we got to take turns saying the Sean Connery movies. If you can't think of one, you're out. And Michael, I think, did the best in that last game. So we'll start with him. Dr. No. Dr. No. All right. That's wrong.
Starting point is 01:05:39 I see how we're going to play this. I see what you're doing here. I could follow along on that path and say From Russia With Love. Goldfinger. Uh-huh. Robin and Marion.
Starting point is 01:05:55 Oh. A movie we've already mentioned, Time Bandits. Yes. I liked him in that. He had the big bull head on yeah conquistador I think right okay well I just want to stay where we were before because I'm so
Starting point is 01:06:12 comfortable over there and say hey thunderball the rock you're stuck between the rock and a hard case. The untouchable. Yes, of course. That's a good one. Michael? The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. They bring a club, you bring a league. They bring a club, you bring a league. You bring a gathering, I'll bring a soiree.
Starting point is 01:06:53 Chicago way. Okay, I'll go with, I just like stick into the theme that we created and say you only live twice. Dragonheart. Dragonheart. Dragonheart. He was the voice of the dragon, right? He was the last dragon. Family business. Oh, that's an interesting pull with Dustin Hoffman
Starting point is 01:07:18 and Ferris Bueller. Yeah. Highlander. Oh, okay. There can be only one. I'll go with Diamonds Are Forever. You guys seem to have no interest in doing all the Bond movies. It's difficult to know when they stopped being Sean Connery.
Starting point is 01:07:40 I'm pretty clear on that. I'm pretty focused, yeah. Okay. I think that was the first bunch of them. I'd like to see some accountability from the audience on that. Thank you. That's exactly what I was looking for. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:07:58 Accountability. Yes. The Name of the Rose. Accountable. The Name of the Rose. Good one. Yes, with Christian Slater. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:04 The new Christian Slater. All right. I think I have one. Okay. It Name of the Rose. Good one. Yes, with Christian Slater. Yeah. The new Christian Slater. All right. I think I have one. Okay. It's a Bond movie. Okay. But it's from the later one. Sure.
Starting point is 01:08:11 It's called The Hunt for Red October. Yes. Very good. Michael? I'm going to say The Hill. Is that really a thing? It is. So wait, you just write him down and take his word for it?
Starting point is 01:08:31 Yeah, I said, is that really a thing? And then he said, yes. Fail safe system over here. Seems pretty. He's a soldier in it and he has to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I got one. Okay.
Starting point is 01:08:46 Now I just remember one where he's a soldier. it and he has to... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I got one. Okay. Now I just remember one where he's a soldier. I just remember that one. He's also in a Lumet movie. Yeah, he's in a bunch of movies. He's a good one. I'm shocked if we haven't played him before, but I love it. Where are we?
Starting point is 01:08:59 You said The Hill, so it's back at me. That's the Lumet movie. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. So you confirmed it yourself. You two guys are the the Lumet movie. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. So you confirmed it yourself. You two guys are the only people in the room that know what we're
Starting point is 01:09:09 talking about. I'm going to go ahead and get the last James Bond movie that he was in. Go ahead and knock that one out of there. Never Say Never Again. The Presido. The Presido. It sounds cooler when he says The Presido. I just remember seeing that in a movie description on the TV guide
Starting point is 01:09:29 and just feeling like, that sounds like a thing he would say. Yeah. Which I'm sure is his main category. He must have been so excited to get to work with Mark Harmon. I'm going to be in a film with Mark Harmon? I'm fangirling out right now. I can't believe it. I'm the only one that can't do the accent.
Starting point is 01:09:45 I'm just doing Bane. What are you doing? Okay, the Presidio. I'm going a 1977. Okay, if you want to throw in the year, that's fun. A Bridge Too Far. Oh, okay. Josephine Levine production.
Starting point is 01:10:04 That's my last one, by the way. I'm out. You might think of another one. Yeah, maybe. Different titles might trigger. I'm going to go with the great movie that he did with Michael Caine, The Man Who Would Be King. Yes.
Starting point is 01:10:16 That's a terrific movie. Kipling. I'll go with the great Catherine Zeta-Jones. Entrapment. Yeah. Yeah, they were burglars. Is he in Robin Hood Prince of Thieves? We'll find out right now.
Starting point is 01:10:39 Okay, sweet. He fucking cameos in it, right? Like he conducts the wedding in it or something? Because he was Robin in Robin and Mary. He's King Richard, yeah. Okay, there you go. All right. Good job.
Starting point is 01:10:51 Wayne, it's back to you. I know, I know, I know. You can do it. I'm spinning. Just picture him. Sean Connery. Wait, I'm just thinking. Oh, there's so many good ones.
Starting point is 01:11:09 Thank you for making me feel worse about it. So much left on the table. Come on, Wayne. You're the man now, dog. Wait, say that again. So wait, say that again? What did you say? What do you got, anything? Is that a hint that I'd...
Starting point is 01:11:32 No, not at all. You're just the man now, dog. I don't know. I'm going to go Puppet on a Chain. Okay, so that's your strategy, is to say something that sounds like a movie title? Okay, so Wayne's out. But I'll hear about it later if he was actually in a movie called Puppet on a Chain.
Starting point is 01:12:01 Michael? I hope I get this name right. Is it Zardoz? That's right, Zardoz. Wizard Oz, spelled backwards, kind of. He has that fantastic kind of diaper thing that he wears in it with his great hairy legs. But yeah, he said you're the man now, dog, in Finding Forrester.
Starting point is 01:12:26 Yeah. Yeah, there's a kid and he teaches him and he's like, you're the man now, dog. Yeah, because he's trying to be hip. That's a good hint. Thank you for trying to help. You're welcome. It's tough, right? I got nothing.
Starting point is 01:12:47 I would feel weird if I didn't say, look it up on YouTube, there's a Barbara Walters interview where he's pretty okay with hitting women, and it's not that cool. Sort of soured me on the whole Sean Connery thing. That's me taking my ball and going home. I don't have to remember his movies.
Starting point is 01:13:00 He thinks it's okay to hit women. I don't know. I'm out. Just say puppet on a chain. Puppet on a chain two, chaining again. Michael. Did he do a movie called Outland? Yeah, he did.
Starting point is 01:13:13 I like that movie. It's got a really good- He wears like overalls. They're in a space station ship thingy. And there's like a really long chase scene where the camera chases him as they go through all the different... I'm going to say
Starting point is 01:13:30 the original, they recently remade it, but he was in The Avengers with Uma Thurman and Ray Fiennes. Yeah. He was the bad guy
Starting point is 01:13:42 in that weird movie based on the TV show in that weird movie. Based on the TV show of the same name. Do you have another one, Michael? You're our winner of this game, no matter what happens. Just because everyone's in it. Mars Attacks. No, he's not in Mars Attacks.
Starting point is 01:14:03 I have determined, though, through this game, that the way to name a Sean Connery movie is imagine something that Sean Connery could say, welcome to the blank. Welcome to Outland. Welcome to Zardoz. Welcome to the, what, Presidio? Oh, yeah, yeah, I got one. Welcome to the Anderson tapes.
Starting point is 01:14:20 Thank you, Sean. Thank you. Thank you. All right, so Michael's our winner. What'd we miss? Yeah. Thank you, Sean. Thank you. Thank you. All right, so Michael's our winner. What did we miss? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Starting point is 01:14:57 as we shot Mary Riley. It all comes back around, ladies and gentlemen. Rising Sun, of course, with Wesley Snipes. Shout out Michael Crichton. Just Cause. What's that? That was one of the last ones probably before he decided to quit. Marnie.
Starting point is 01:15:14 Really? Classic. There's probably a few more we're missing, but we did a pretty good job. Congratulations to all of us. Good idea for that one. I want to apologize to Brandon who made this poster.
Starting point is 01:15:32 I want to apologize to him. For what? I knew that Indiana Jones. His fate has not yet been decided. He'll be okay. How could you forget that one, Junior? The worst. Let's play Reverse Malton. Okay.
Starting point is 01:15:51 Oh, I thought that was it. Sorry, Randon, you're still in it. Go ahead. Okay. Michael gets to go first again for winning that last game. That was good. The hill is unbelievable. I mean, Sean Connery was the winner, really.
Starting point is 01:16:05 This is huge for him, you guys. Okay, so here's how Reverse Malton works. It's like the game we used to play with Leonard Malton, but instead I'm going to give Michael a choice between three films, and he gets to pick the one he thinks he knows the most actors from, and then I'll tell you how many actors Leonard lists. And the idea is you can name them in any order, but we bid on how many names you think you can name. Okay.
Starting point is 01:16:33 But in any order? In any order? The order does not matter. We're not worried about how Leonard bills it, but we are worried about whether Leonard mentions the person or not. Because sometimes he'll leave out names with smaller parts. Like, I imagine that Michael's not listed for Mary Riley. But I could be wrong. And you'd be wrong.
Starting point is 01:16:51 He lists a lot of names. Does he list you? I have no idea. Okay. Three choices, Michael. Mars Attacks. Sean Connery Mars Attacks or
Starting point is 01:17:10 As Good As It Gets or The Departed bless you person who sneezed in case that wasn't heard by the home listeners I'll go for The Departed. Okay.
Starting point is 01:17:27 I'm going to keep bringing up Mars Attacks in every show until somebody picks it because it's got so many big names. The 2006 film is Leonard List's 14 names. Wow. So how many of the 14 people that Leonard List, do you think you can name Michael Sheen? I'm going to go five. He says five names, Wayne.
Starting point is 01:17:52 So you can bid more. You can just challenge him. And maybe he can't come up with five of the names. So if I say, just hypothetical. Okay. Just review your options. Yeah, if I say six. Then DC could challenge you. you'd have to name six
Starting point is 01:18:08 people from The Departed. And there is a time limit. You'd have to do it tonight. Right. But if you challenge Michael, he's got to come up with five. I don't know how confident he is. I feel like I could do five, but it's the
Starting point is 01:18:24 sixth. Really? It's a phenomenal bid. It's a good strategy. I don't know. I didn't come here to fuck around. Alright. I can't do six, so five. So name them.
Starting point is 01:18:42 All he's got to do is come up with five in any order that are listed. I won't tell you if you're right or wrong until you've said five names. Okay. Matt Damon. Leonardo DiCaprio. Vera Farmiga. Alec Baldwin.
Starting point is 01:18:58 Oh, he's crushing this. Mark Wahlberg. That's five, and they're all in there. Nicholson. Jack Nicholson. He didn't even say Nicholson? No, he all in there. Nicholson. Jack Nicholson. He didn't even say Nicholson. No, he didn't even say Nicholson. Didn't bother.
Starting point is 01:19:13 Yeah. And you also blew off your uncle Martin Sheen. I was going to do all 14. I was just playing strategy waiting for it to come back around to me. Ray Winstone. My uncle Martin Sheen. Yeah. The great Kevin Corrigan was in there. Ray Winstone. My uncle, Martin Sheen. The great Kevin Corrigan was in there. Anthony Anderson.
Starting point is 01:19:31 Baldwin is so good in that movie. Alright, so that's one point for Michael. Good job, good job. Sorry guys. I felt like I couldn't remember her name. Now we'll start with DC and go to, and she's got a daughter who acts now,
Starting point is 01:19:46 Thaisa Farmiga. Yeah. Sister, really? Lot younger sister. Okay, thank you for that. She'll be so pleased that you thought she was her mother. Actresses love that. They love it.
Starting point is 01:20:05 I mean, there's a good 12 years between them at least, right? Like 10 years, something like that? Okay. All right. Sorry, Vera. DC gets to pick this time. Go, buddy. Thanks, Wayne.
Starting point is 01:20:17 Then we'll go to Wayne. Of these three films, which one do you think you know the most people? Austin Powers international man of mystery Austin Powers the spy who shagged me or Austin Powers in gold member I gotta go international man of mystery you're going all the way to the first the original the original mark one he only lists eight names from that first one from 1997 how many of those you think
Starting point is 01:20:48 you can name DC I'm gonna go... I'm gonna go... four names. He says he can name four, Wayne. I think you might be in the same position again. Yeah. Coming right back at you. The order switches. Okay. Excuse my language. Okay, I... Excuse my language. Okay.
Starting point is 01:21:30 I think I can do five. He says five, Michael. Of the eight. Out of eight, yeah. Yeah, I think I can do five out of the eight. Well, well, well, if you can't. I'm terrible at this game. You might be handing this thing to Michael, but he's...
Starting point is 01:21:46 He's gonna go. Thinking about it. He's gonna go six. Go for it. Do it. Do it. Give me five. Give me five.
Starting point is 01:21:54 You gotta come up with five, Wayne. All right. Five or death. Michael Caine. Is that wrong? I don't say it until you say it. Mike Myers.
Starting point is 01:22:15 Hold on, hold on, hold on. You're on a hot streak. You named Austin Powers. Yeah. And someone who may not be in it. Or maybe. Will Ferrell. Schrodinger's actor. Who's that douchey guy?
Starting point is 01:22:36 I'm sorry. He's not douchey. He's just a good looking dude. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Mini me? Um, wait, wait, wait. Mini-me? Mini-me? I can't think of that dude's name. Well, that's his name.
Starting point is 01:23:06 That's his name. Wait, wait, wait. He was so relieved to be cast in that movie. Finally. A role befitting my name. Leonard Mullen says, Carrie Fisher and Tom Arnold appear in unfunny cameos. Would you like to come and do an unfunny cameo in my movie?
Starting point is 01:23:30 I would love to. I really would. Thank you. Leonard only gave it two stars. He's not much of a fan. I don't think I can do it. All right. Kelly LeBrock. Okay.
Starting point is 01:23:40 No, that's not her name. It's the other one. Okay. The other one. Who could the other one be? No, no, Kelly LeBrock. It's the other one. Okay. The other one? Who could the other one be? No, no, Kelly LeBrock. No, the other one. That duo. Kelly Clarkson! Kelly Clarkson!
Starting point is 01:23:55 Kelly Clarkson! No, no. There's another, like, buxom brunette who's like, okay, and... Oh! Wait! There's a few of those in movies. Beyonce? All the way to Return of the Jedi. She, I think she might have a little thing in that.
Starting point is 01:24:13 She's in Goldmember. Oh, she's in another one. Okay, okay. Are you really trying to make this happen? No, I am, I know. I can't think of the guy. Because Michael Caine was also in another one. And Mini-Me is not the name of the actor. All right, I am. I know. I can't think of the guy... Because Michael Caine was also in another one.
Starting point is 01:24:26 And Mini-Me is not the name of the actor. All right. So these are wrong. These are wrong guesses. Yeah, it's not going well for you. These are incorrect guesses. Okay. What's that girl's name?
Starting point is 01:24:38 Wait, wait. Elizabeth Hurley. Yes! Bedazzled in In the building. You can see how I got bent on my stick. I want to know which one is the handsome asshole, though. Oh, so bad. You know. Is it Robert Wagner?
Starting point is 01:24:53 No. Is it Michael York? Oh, right. No, it's Rob Lowe. Rob Lowe. No, he's a nice guy. Is it listed in this one? He's not listed?
Starting point is 01:25:00 Nuh-uh. Because he's not in it. Wait, are you sure? But Seth Green is on the scene. Oh, right, as the kid. As his son, yeah. Right, right. And who was that improv actor set of Mindy?
Starting point is 01:25:13 Mindy Sterling's in all of them, but she didn't get listed in this one. Oh, Mindy is excellent in those. Yeah, Charles Napier, Fabiana Udenio. That's like more than eight. Well, because you said a bunch of them. And, of course, Heather Graham was in the second one And I believe Elvis Costello maybe made an appearance But Michael's our winner of Reverse Malton Sorry, I'm sweating, I'm sweating
Starting point is 01:25:36 Sweating Sorry guys Sorry, Brandon So that means that the person Michael was playing for gets the prize bags. Yeah, come on up here. Come on, Megan. Get my CD. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:56 Could she open this in front of everybody? Yeah. Let's do it. I have been wanting to know for so long. Can we take guesses before? I think it's like a sweater is what I think. Yeah, I feel like it's clothing. Don't you think so?
Starting point is 01:26:09 Yeah. Everybody thinks it's clothing. I'm going to say, this is what I'm going to say. I'm going to say a plaid shirt. Button-up shirt. Plaid button-up shirt. This was Michael's gift for his Uncle Martin. It's a pop-up White House.
Starting point is 01:26:21 You're opening it like it's really Christmas and you're trying to keep the suspense going. It's lovely. You were right. Oh, Jesus, I've just remembered what it is. Don't open it. Don't open it! Christmas
Starting point is 01:26:37 still here at last. Bought some spiders for someone. They won't hatch for four years. It'll be fine. Holy little town of Bethlehem, how deep we see thee. It's so Christmassy. Do you sing that here? No, we don't.
Starting point is 01:26:53 We do Silent Night. Oh. Ooh. Va va voom. Is it plaid? Is it a Snuggie? What is it? It's a...
Starting point is 01:27:09 PJ Salvage Presents Fun House. What is it? Open it up. Come one, come all. It's a sex robe. What? Explain yourself. Explain yourself. Just go over there and explain.
Starting point is 01:27:25 It's a whole, she could be tiger from top to toe. Put it on, Megan. Put it on. Underoos. It's too hot for this outfit. But take a picture of yourself in it. You'll look cute in that. I love it.
Starting point is 01:27:38 Fifty shades of gray. There you go. You got that part too. Congratulations, Megan. Congratulations. Congratulations. Congratulations Megan Congratulations Just for the
Starting point is 01:27:48 For the listeners at home Did you actually say what it was? It was a leopard print pair of PJs Ladies issue Oh they are for ladies Did that jog your memory at all? Well actually seeing it there in front of me Yes now I can see that it's a pair of pajamas
Starting point is 01:28:02 Is that how memory works? who did you buy it for? Is that how memory works? Who did you buy it for? Oh, who did I buy it for? Who froze to death instead of wearing those warm PJs? What's some poor naked woman who's just going to bed
Starting point is 01:28:17 every night like, I'm so cold. If only I had leopard print on. Tablet Megan. Were PJs a go-to gift for you in general or do you think that's the only time you bought them on. Was PJs... Tab that, Megan. Were PJs a go-to gift for you in general? Every year. Everyone gets PJs.
Starting point is 01:28:30 Everyone gets PJs every year. All right, so you're not that special, Megan, but I was looking for a special thing to say, like that's the only pair of PJs Michael Sheen has ever bought anyone. It's the only pair of leopard print PJs. Oh, okay. Those are fun.
Starting point is 01:28:46 For the animal in you. DC, can you plug some stuff? Sure. Twitter.com
Starting point is 01:28:54 slash DC Pearson. My books are The Boy Who Couldn't Sleep and Never Had To and Crap Kingdom.
Starting point is 01:28:59 Available wherever fine books are sold. Also, since you like listening to stuff, get them on audible.com. Excuse me.
Starting point is 01:29:07 Wayne's new CD. Oh, here, Megan, you can have yours back. We don't need to read the shithead on there. Wayne's new CD, The Chronicles of Fetterman, is in stores Friday. Yeah, or you can get it digitally through your computer. For like iTunes or something? Yeah, internet tunes. I think that stands for internet tunes.
Starting point is 01:29:32 I'm not sure, but it's, I don't, is that right? Or you can get little Lithuanian children to come and do the material barefoot in the store. It's really, if you're interested in my career at all it's everything it's alright it's only my whole career mock it no big deal no big deal
Starting point is 01:29:53 put 30 years of work into it nope it's fine wait does this have a shit head or no oh here you go thank you she made it on a napkin separate that's a long one too Michael Sheen I would like to say Thank you. She made it on a napkin separate. That's a long one, too. Michael Sheen, I would like to say, if you haven't seen it, I watched it.
Starting point is 01:30:11 I liked it. Seek Out Far From the Madding Crowd. It's a terrific movie. Thank you very much. You did a great job in it. Thank you very much. Yeah. Is that a remake? Is that a remake?
Starting point is 01:30:18 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Have you seen Sarah Silverman's film yet? I did. I Smile Back. I recommend it to everyone. She is amazing in it.
Starting point is 01:30:27 She's absolutely brilliant. You've never seen her do anything like it before. She's incredible. Go and watch it. I Smile Back. She wears leopard print pajamas in it. And yeah, go check that out. Brian Koppelman's wife wrote it, right?
Starting point is 01:30:41 Yes, that's right. Kind of full of trivia. Who's Brian Koppelman? He wrote Rounders and Rounders. That's enough. He wrote a movie and then his wife. He's known for writing Oceans 12?
Starting point is 01:31:00 Oceans 12? Is there an Oceans one that takes place near a gambling casino? He wrote that one. He wrote that one. Well, 12 probably has the least amount of... 12's not in Vegas like 11 and 13 are. Maybe 13.
Starting point is 01:31:15 Maybe 13. Okay. Was Pacino in the one he wrote? Because that's 13. Ellen Barkin? I know which one you're talking about. I just know who wrote one of those. And they wrote Rounders.
Starting point is 01:31:30 And there's something else he wrote. There was a movie with Michael Douglas where he went back to his school and he slept with his Wonder Boys. Yeah, he wrote that. That's a good one. All right, that was a fun round of doing lines with Wade. My brain.
Starting point is 01:31:47 I got shows coming up in Portland, Oregon, Tampa, Raleigh, Houston, and lots more. Go to douglasmovies.com for all of those. One more time for all of my guests, Michael Sheen, Wayne Fetterman, and D.C. Pearson. Brandon, get your thing. And I like how specific this first one is. The New York, as always,
Starting point is 01:32:14 the New York Mets baseball team is a shithead. Don't confuse them with other New York Mets that do other things. Short for Metropolitans. I love that you're still close enough to a mic
Starting point is 01:32:29 to the trivia never stops with Wayne Fetterman. That's your, when you make a second album, that's what that's called. The trivia never stops with Wayne Fetterman. And as always,
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