Doug Loves Movies - Demi Adejuyigbe, Paget Brewster, Amy Miller and Arden Myrin guest
Episode Date: January 30, 2023Live from the Gateway Theatre as part of San Francisco Sketchfest, Doug welcomes Demi Adejuyigbe, Paget Brewster, Amy Miller and Arden Myrin to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.co...m/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Good morning, Leonard!
Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds
With 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Cause Doug loves movies!
Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is I Love Movies.
Somebody fucked up with it.
Coming to you from a place I love, San Francisco! San Francisco!
California.
Should add that,
because there might be a San Francisco somewhere else.
Right?
There's like Dallas in like five different states.
It's Saturday, January 28th, 2023,
and I'm proud to be part of SF Sketch Fest.
Once again, we're back.
So good to be back and before I bring my guests out today I'd like to tell you about the prize bag. Now these are some items from my personal collection of crap.
And I flew with them here.
They somehow got through security.
Yeah, there's several guns in here.
I don't know how I did it.
No, they come in a lovely bag that says National Comedy Center, which, if you ever get a chance, is in a small town in New York.
And it's open, and you can go there
and learn all about the history of comedy.
And then inside the bag,
from the new Teen Wolf movie on Paramount+,
a pair of socks.
And this is just in time for the Super Bowl.
This is a thing called Smoke Friends,
and it's shaped like a little football.
But when you're smoking weed, you don't want it to smell up the place.
You blow it into the football.
Yeah, I assume it works.
Here's a little whale I got at a carnival when I threw a thing at a thing.
Are the prizes getting better or worse in your estimation? Got a few ring pops in here. Who remembers ring pops? Those are making a big
comeback. I got some pins from Rockin' Pins to say Doug loves movies and Doug Benson and a pin
from Ghostly Goods and some stickers. But here's the best item in my estimation.
This is a rubber bong from our friends at Peacemaker.
And it's got a Douglas Movie sticker on it.
It's been customized for this occasion.
All of that is going to be one by one.
I wouldn't say lucky individual,
but hopefully somebody doesn't have to carry, you know, carry it around all night
and then like forget it on BART. Are you ready to meet our guests today?
I'm excited about this one. I got to tell you because we always have great options here at SF
Sketch Fest and this year is no exception please welcome Amy Miller Art
and Marine Padgett Brewster and Demi Adichiebe
Oh, hi.
Hi, Doug.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello, hello, hello.
What's up?
Hi.
Hey.
Hi.
This is a hot bunch.
Oh, yeah. Are you just knocking shit over?
Yeah.
We're here to rock.
You're getting crazy already on me.
Oh, just your water bottle fell off.
That's all right.
But remember to use your microphone voice.
Sorry.
All right.
Let's meet them individually.
Starting with the person directly to my right, ladies and gentlemen, is Amy Miller!
Yay!
Nice.
Feels good.
Hi, Amy.
Hey, Doug.
I'm excited about not only your appearance in this program right now, but then later this evening here at SketchFast.
SketchFast?
SketchFast. It's comedy and dieting.
We really, we don't have time to eat,
so we SketchFast.
I'm starving.
And Rob Lowe does the ads for the drink.
And he's like, yes, and.
So what's my point?
We're going to do a show tonight
at 10 o'clock
over at the Great Star Theater.
I didn't add the great.
It is right baked into the title.
Great Star.
And it's a really cool theater
if you've never been.
And we're going to do,
Amy and I and some other guests
are going to watch
and talk through The Goonies.
Are you coming?
A decision that
I regret
that I made a year ago
the first time that Sketchfest was going to
happen and then it got postponed and then
now a year later I'm like, I still don't think this
is a great idea. I'm excited
that Ki Hai Kwan, it's fun to see
him in what was only his second role
in a movie produced by Spielberg,
and then now he and Spielberg are both up for Oscars
at the same time.
I love it.
But the movie, I regret picking it
because I watched a few minutes on cable the other day,
and it is nonstop kids talking.
They never shut the fuck up.
I don't know where we're going to put our jokes that we think of.
We're going to be like, okay, well, we've moved on already.
And so it's going to be interesting.
Well, I have a kid's voice, so I'll just get right in there.
It'll be like I'm in the movie.
That'll be fun.
Why don't you just be the seventh Goonie?
Or the eighth.
If there are seven Goonies, I lose track of the Goonies.
I know there's two girly Goonies, who I wouldn't call either of them Goonies.
They seem like nice young ladies.
They're just hanging out with these a-holes.
Anyway, that'll be fun.
I hope.
Can't wait.
Also joining us today, I'm very excited, next to Amy, it's
Arden Marie! Hi! Hi, Doug. Army, Air Force, Navy, Marine. Boom! At your service, Duke.
I also have a childlike voice. Right, which is why you cut through so nicely.
Well, oh, we had a hum situation.
The microphone you're holding, Arden,
was flown in special for the show today.
And so maybe there's,
we didn't get a chance to do a sound check.
We just had to plug it in and go.
I hope I levitate when I hold, like,
I hope I go high above
the theater.
It's gone now, I guess.
Yep. Great.
We'll revisit that if it happens again.
It was fun. That theater
that you're doing Goonies tonight,
we performed it last night
doing Lost Boys
with Doug. And it's such
a beautiful theater.
Yeah, it's nice.
Nice.
It's funny when you say you saw a movie
and that you compliment the theater
and not the film.
Did you enjoy watching the Lost Boys
on the big screen?
I have to say,
I feel like it really holds up.
I felt like the effects were fun.
I felt like Jason Patrick
should have been the number one star in the world.
Hot, hot, hot.
And boy,
is that whole Santa Clara
really no supervision
for anybody that lives there.
Yeah.
No, Santa Cruz was like,
don't you dare fucking say
this is Santa Cruz.
That's right.
They're like,
call it whatever you want,
but we're going to pretend
it's somewhere else
even though visually
it couldn't be more Santa Cruz if it tried.
The outfits were bananas, and I'm never mad at seeing Diane Weiss.
I forgot.
She's great.
She's never...
She's such a joy.
But the movie holds up in the sense that it's just as shitty as it always was.
Yeah.
So good.
I loved it.
But also super fun.
It's a real interesting...
Peak Keef. Peak Keef.
Peak Keef.
Peak Keefer?
Yeah.
I kept trying to think of a good Keef joke,
because it's a weed word.
Yep.
Or even reefer Sutherland would have been maybe
a fun thing to say.
If you were a stripper who was at Magic Mike
and also super high,
you could be reefer Sutherland.
I'm really dizzy right now.
I'm dehydrated.
I'm so dizzy.
Well, keep drinking.
We brought tables and stuff out so you could have water.
I love it.
Yeah.
Enjoy it while we talk to the other guests.
Love it.
Next to Arden is a gentleman who goes by the name Demi Adjayebe!
Hi, everybody.
I like you giving a physical sense of where everyone is so people at home can imagine it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Real 3D podcasting.
Yeah.
Demi's right there in the middle.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Or am I on the left?
Demi's right there in the middle.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Or am I on the left?
No one's got like Dolby sound and listen to the sounds like,
whoa, he's moving everywhere.
I don't know.
Great barrier Keef, is that anything?
Huh?
Great barrier Keef?
Oh, I like that.
Like if he sets up a boundary
and they want to come up and it's like,
okay, great barrier Keef.
Mm-hmm.
I'm just spitballing.
Yeah, that's some fantastic wordplay.
Yeah.
And I'm going to invite you to remain on stage
for the rest of the show.
Yes.
You're doing that well.
What do you got going on?
You got a show later tonight here at Sketchfest?
Yes, I'm doing the very next show here,
Weird Variety thing,
where we just kind of yell on stage
until someone's like,
okay, you need to leave.
But, yeah.
I'm happy to be here.
You're really selling it.
Yeah.
I don't care if you show up or not.
I gotta do it either way.
I'm sure there's people
out here right now
that are like,
this show doesn't have
enough yelling.
I hope that later on
we can get a good yelling show.
Yeah.
It's nice.
It's fun.
Well, thanks for being here.
Thank you for having me.
And talking at a reasonable volume.
Oh, anytime.
And finally, but not finally.
Right?
Let's not be so intense about it.
It's Patrick Brewster, everybody!
Yeah!
about it. It's Patrick Brewster,
everybody! Yeah!
Congratulations
on a pickup for season
two of New Criminal Minds.
Thank you!
Only on Paramount
Plus. Yeah, sorry about that.
I don't mind telling
people to get Paramount Plus. It's one of my
faves of those things.
They got grease.
Oh, yeah.
They really run show business.
Wait, they have the movie Grease?
That's right.
Oh, the movie Grease.
Rydell High.
Oh, yeah.
No, sorry.
That wasn't a saying.
I literally mean they have the film Grease on Paramount+.
Paramount's my favorite streamer.
They've got grease over there.
That's the ad they run.
Fucking shit flies at you
because it's so greasy.
That's the ad they run
for the three months
that the license exists
under them.
Paramount Plus
is really oiled up
and greasy.
The Chicksal Cream
for Paramount Plus.
Do they have grease too, Demi?
Oh.
I don't know
if they can afford that. Do they have Xanadu, Demi? Oh. I don't know if they can afford that.
Do they have Xanadu, Demi?
Oh.
They better.
I mean, whoever has Xanadu is probably top of the streaming game right now.
Yeah.
Also, I'm sorry.
I feel like I hijacked your intro to talk about Grease now.
No, no, no.
It's okay.
No, I didn't know Grease was on.
I don't know what's on Paramount+.
Yeah.
I watch a lot of Discovery Plus and a lot of Peacock.
Stop bragging.
I know.
She's got them all.
A&E.
Do you think anybody's named a baby Xanadu?
Yes, if you can think it, it's been done.
Nice.
Whoa, is that true?
That's not insulting to artists.
She's not very creative.
I like that.
I didn't mean it like that.
Xanadu.
I just willed it.
It's like a vision board.
You'd hope there'd be somebody at the hospital just going, Xanadu.
For Christ's sake.
Because that's another one.
That holds up in the sense that it's always bad.
Padgett? Doug? other one that that holds up in the sense that it's always bad um paget how do you have time to shouldn't you be solving cases
how can you jet away to san francisco i have uh uh but we only shot 10 episodes
they haven't all aired yet but we finished in December. Oh, so it's on streaming but rolled out weekly?
Yes, which is why I would say do what I do.
I buy Disney Plus for one month, watch The Mandalorian, and bail.
You're promoting every network except the one you're on.
Yeah, and you're telling people not to pay for it.
They pay your mortgage.
Get it for a month.
Nice.
Watch your stuff and then stop paying.
Yeah, and pageants on all of them, actually, as it turns out.
No, I like the cocaine.
You've got Behind the Attraction on Disney.
Yep.
You've got Bird Girl on whatever the fuck that is.
Adult Swim?
Yep.
You've got Criminal Bias at Paramount+.
You've got Reruns of Friends everywhere.
You're doing great.
I'm doing great. Ven'm great. You've got reruns of Friends everywhere. You're doing great.
I'm doing great.
Venmo to $17,000.
I don't think people can turn on a device and not see you.
I love this.
Or hear you.
Yeah.
Some of it's voice stuff.
Well, you've got to save that money, Doug.
You never know what's coming.
True.
Mm-hmm.
It might raise the prices on Discovery Plus.
They got the grease.
You don't bundle Discovery Plus with anything?
You just have it raw?
She raw dogs Discovery Plus, brah!
I don't know.
I would have to ask my business manager.
Your business manager handles
whether or not you're bundling Discovery Plus?
I say, I want this.
Get it as cheap as you can.
Get me that cheap.
Do they sign you up?
What?
Do they sign you up?
Yeah, they make a call.
I'm sorry, this is so dividing us.
Just so you know, you don't have to make a call
to get Paramount Plus.
You don't have to talk to anybody.
And I have it. You guys can have my password. You don't have to talk to anybody. And I have it.
You guys can have my password. I don't care.
Say it. I love them all.
Say it. Say it.
I'm gonna say it. Yeah, you can't say it,
but Netflix is cracking down on the
sharing of the thing. I know, I've tried.
And HBO. Oh, you can't share
HBO Max? Only a certain number of
devices. Hulu's really cracked down
too. I've been using Anna's for years And they're going to make me get it soon
Who's Anna?
I don't know, it's just a woman I met once
Maybe she blocked me
I stole your friend Anna's password
And her social security number
No cracking down at Quibi
Quibi?
No, I said quacking down at Quibi.
Quacking down at Quibi.
Hey, if you see so.
We're going to be back here tomorrow,
Arden, doing Will You Accept This Rose
in this very same space.
Oh my god,
Doug, I can't wait to get
your hot takes on this riveting
bachelor. Yeah, that's why we're not going hot takes on this riveting Bachelor. Yeah.
That's why we're not going to talk about it at all today.
No.
No. No.
We're going to move on to the part of the show that I like to call Recommendation Nation.
Nice.
And that's where I ask all of my guests normally to recommend a movie, but there's a twist.
Oh.
Today.
Oh.
I'm making more specific selections.
You know, I narrowed down what you have to choose from.
And today, because we're still in January, so I like resolution movies.
I like, you know, those big movies, those important movies that you just somehow have never seen in your life and think maybe this year I will.
Nice.
But add to that.
Yes.
Somebody laughed like they know movies are going to stop.
This is real sinister.
You won't be watching movies.
Too many crimes to solve, pageant.
What was I talking about?
Oh, so what I'd like you to do is recommend,
not recommend, but say a movie
that you feel like you need to see,
but the twist is it has to be one of the many movies
that take place in San Francisco.
Oh, shit.
I don't know.
And I came prepared for that answer.
Hot.
And we'll share with you some of the titles, and you can pick one.
Okay.
If you need to.
Thank you.
Is this a movie that we ourselves are saying we need to see?
Yeah, that we haven't seen yet.
You haven't seen it.
You heard it's good.
And a great example of that, I swear if all four of you have seen it, I'll be surprised, is Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo.
Wow.
Paget saw it. Seen it.
Yeah. Amy saw it.
Arden.
I saw Fowl
Play that was in San Francisco.
There you go.
That's what I like. I have that one
written down as a suggestion. I love
that movie. So good. And
Chevy Chase, the chemistry. And
Dudley Moore. It starts with Barry Manilow
singing I'm Ready to Change My Pants Again.
Exactly. And then it goes right
into a series of murders.
Microfiche, honey!
Written and directed
by the guy who did Harold and Maude
and then went on to do...
Butt Court?
No, he's in Harold and Maude.
All right. You can't yell out guesses while I'm telling you exactly who it is.
I'm sorry.
There's no points available at this point in the show.
But anyway.
I just rewatched it.
It's so fun.
I've never seen it.
Colin Higgins.
So I pick foul play.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thank you so much.
Nice.
He went on to do
nine to five ooh I mean
yeah he's darling what a way to make a living
that was loud
yeah
it's kind of I think we're gonna have like a mystery
mic game where things
are gonna happen that's fine
I'm very quiet yeah Amy's
a little low if we get a little more heat on
Amy microphone number 12 here we go I'm very quiet. Yeah, Amy's a little low. If we can get a little more heat on Amy.
Or I could scream.
Microphone number 12.
Here we go.
Yes, check, check.
They have weird numbers.
Are you better now?
I don't know.
Am I better now?
I think you just are good at projecting.
Oh, thank you so much.
My feelings onto you.
You've been really distant, Doug.
All right.
What's that supposed to mean?
All right, so Arden's picking foul play.
No, I've seen foul play.
Oh, shit.
That's why I picked it, because I have not seen it.
All right, that worked out great.
Okay.
Oh, this is better.
Thank God that happened.
Okay, yeah, I feel it.
Yeah, okay.
So Amy gets foul play.
And then who wants vertigo?
Does anybody want vertigo?
I want to hear what my options are.
Because you haven't been drinking much, so you have vertigo as we speak.
I do have vertigo.
Yeah, so you might.
Okay, I'll give you more options after I write down foul play for Amy.
Okay.
One of my, I think my favorite movie in San Francisco
is called What's Up, Doc?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love that movie.
I enjoy that movie
a great deal.
Who's in that?
A lot of Barbara Streisand,
Ryan O'Neill,
and a cast of very funny people.
I want to see that.
Madeline Kahn's
first movie role,
I think.
She's great.
Or second.
I want to see that
because I think
Barbara Streisand
is so fun to watch.
She's so funny in it.
I'm going to watch that.
That'll be mine.
Yeah.
She's kind of funny in it where she spent the whole time arguing with the director saying that she didn't think she was funny.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then it's all on the screen.
That's my pick.
It's so good.
That's my pick.
I love it.
Fast talking.
It's great.
All right.
So Arden's going with What's Up, Doc?
Yeah.
What about Demi?
What are you thinking? can you think of one or i i
can't think of one that is definitely set in san francisco that i haven't seen so do you feel like
you're stuck between a rock and a hard place is there is the rock in a rock and a hard case i said
hard place like it's supposed to be but he has that corny-ass line. Sean Connery goes, you're stuck between The Rock and a
hard case.
Because Nicolas Cage is between
Alcatraz and Sean Connery.
And you know that's the line that got the movie greenlit.
They were like, this is a great line.
Write a plot around this.
Yeah, it doesn't get any better
though than when Nicolas Cage says,
what in the name of Zeus's butthole?
That one is really like wild. Fun fact, when I was in high school, I saw, what in the name of Zeus's butthole? That one is really like wild.
Fun fact, when I was in high school,
I saw The Rock in the theater five times alone.
What was he watching?
That was very cool.
What?
I said, what was he watching?
Oh, Dwayne Johnson?
Yeah, I don't know.
He was watching The Rock.
Go ahead, turn the dummies down a little bit.
Okay, so...
It's technically set just outside of San Francisco.
What about, so I think I married an axe murderer?
There are fans of that one in the house.
I was in that.
What?
That was my...
I was background.
Did you play the Transamerica building?
No, I was an extra.
I was background.
Oh, wow. No way. When he's in the... You can point toamerica building? No, it was an extra. I was background. Oh, wow.
No way.
When he's in the...
You can point to yourself in it?
Yeah, yeah.
That's neat.
But then they edited it.
Oh.
All right, now you're just lying to us.
No.
No, it was...
I was an extra, but they cut me out.
They did, though.
They took out all my lines I didn't have.
I didn't have any lines.
Arden has a question.
Is this so I married an ex-murderer?
He'll be crying tears
at his gigantic pillow tonight.
That's either that or Goldmember.
Yeah.
My brother has a big head
in real life.
Goldmember smoking a pancake.
That's all I remember from that.
That's like my favorite scene
because Anthony LaPaglia breaks in it. Oh, does he?
He's laughing so hard at Mike Myers.
He's really good in that movie, though. He's really good.
Nice. Yeah. I'm gonna
pick So I Married an Axe Murderer because I've
never seen it, and also I want to inspect and be like,
you're not in this at all. I swear
to God. Yeah, or I'm gonna pause every
frame and be like, it's not her in the
back. I just paused every frame
in the scene that I remember being in, and I didn't find myself.
And I don't know if they abridged it for,
like, it was on TBS.
Paramount Plus bought it and cut you out
because you won't tell people to buy it.
It's competition.
Oh, God.
They're making a new version of it.
So I Married an Axe Murderer?
Yeah, it's called So I Married an Axe Body Spray.
I would watch that.
I'd be there opening night.
Padgett.
What haven't you seen that takes place in San Francisco?
Did you ever see Basic Instinct?
Of course.
Don't uncross your legs.
Did you ever see 48 Hours with Eddie Murphy?
Of course.
Film debut.
Lethal Weapon. Lethal Film debut. Lethal Weapon.
Lethal Weapon?
Lethal Weapon.
Is it San Francisco?
I think it's LA.
That's LA.
I thought it was...
That's LA.
Yeah, they commuted down to LA.
All right.
All right.
But...
Harold Lamont?
But Danny Glover lived here.
Bullet?
Bullet I've seen.
Yeah.
Freebie and the Bean.
Yeah.
I don't think I've seen... Is there a movie, The Birdman of Alcatraz?
Yeah.
That I have not seen.
Escape from Alcatraz.
Oh, Escape from Alcatraz?
Starring Clint Eastwood.
I've not seen it.
Yeah.
That scared me as a little girl.
Clint Eastwood?
All of it.
I should have watched it.
I saw like Dirty Harry.
I shouldn't have been watching anything.
I never saw that.
Clint Eastwood's always been a little intense.
Yeah.
Especially when he talks alone to a chair.
And what's he squinting at?
That was his best work.
Wait, have we picked anything for you yet, Padgett?
Yes.
Escape from Alchemist.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Nice.
All right.
I don't think you're going to enjoy it, but go for it.
I put the coconut raft in that.
I think it's probably a pretty good escape from prison movie,
but as a genre, I've never been too excited about it.
About prison brick movies?
You can take your brew breakers in your longest yard.
What's he in Alcatraz for?
Oh.
That'd be interesting, because you can't root for him like if he's a murderer.
Well.
But if he defrauded a corporation or something, would you be okay with him escaping?
What corporation?
Paramount Plus.
Paramount Plus.
Paramount Plus.
Oh, my God.
Are you going to follow up to see if we watched these?
Yep.
Okay.
Yep.
It's going to have follow-ups.
I'm going to call you, check in with you, like a doctor.
I can't wait.
It's going to be a movie wellness check.
You have a good doctor.
Because then also once you've seen it, you and I do this, like sometimes we'll text about,
you watched that?
Okay.
And then you say a thing and then you move on.
But it's nice to have someone that also saw that thing to say something about.
And these are some interesting movies that I
have a lot of opinions about. I like that you're describing
friendship, kind of.
God, I just miss it.
I'm so glad to be back in
friendships.
Thanks for the
recommendations that you haven't seen.
And we will play
some games right after
these messages.
We're back!
Okay, our first game
is kind of a warm-up game, and we're going to play it right after i tell
the listeners who everybody's playing for uh arden is playing for angela's story which is la story
changed to me and arden starring in it and then uh then we got pagict picked Rambo and Bo over there.
And Amy picked Josh Ferratu.
Hey, Josh Ferratu, did you win when you brought that before?
Nope.
All right, good job.
You're not going to win today either, Josh.
Temper your expectations, Angela.
Yeah, temper your expectations, Angela.
And then, so yeah, so really cool name tags just for Ratu and Rambo.
But Demi's going with a guy who did nothing.
No, you don't get it?
Joshua.
Like, okay, like you know the movie Tar?
Yeah.
It's her name.
Well, Joshua is his name.
Oh, I see.
Yeah.
Did he put a fun accent over the A?
I don't know.
It's too far to see.
For all we know.
You're never going to bring it up here.
You could draw it on right now,
and we'd all be like,
oh, a pun on Tar.
I just remembered him yelling,
I don't Photoshop.
So I'm not,
I don't feel like we'd be impressed
with whatever he came up with,
but I am impressed that he got selected.
Congratulations on that.
Okay, the first game we're going to play
is just a quick little warm-up game.
Everybody has to have their microphones ready
because you don't want to smash yourself in the face with it
when you realize the answer.
Quickly put it up there.
in the face with it when you realize the answer. Quickly put it up
there.
It's called Live, Die, Repeat.
Yeah!
That was the perfect
amount. And then
this is a game where
I say the title of a
movie that really exists
and then the first person on stage to repeat back that title I say the title of a movie that really exists,
and then the first person on stage to repeat back that title entirely and correctly is the winner.
I'll say it slowly, Patchett.
Okay, okay.
One word at a time.
Everybody can guess as often as they like.
Nice.
So I'll go back to the beginning
whenever somebody guesses.
You think you're missing something. I'm not.
I'm not.
I'll give you an example. True Grit.
True Grit!
Alright, now I'm ready. Now I get it.
First, second, third. And then you didn't play.
I didn't say it at all. It took me by surprise.
Okay, okay, okay.
You want to try another one?
Joshua.
I got this.
Paul.
Paul.
I don't know who it's from. That's a photo
finished, but with sounds.
I don't know.
A photo with sound? What's that?
Movie.
Yeah.
I love a fun laugh.
I love a boisterous fun laugh.
We got one in the audience today.
All right.
I'll say it slowly, Padgett.
I keep coming back to you because it feels like you're the only one that doesn't understand it.
I got it.
I got it.
Okay.
Are you ready for it?
Yeah.
Home.
Home for the holidays.
Home alone.
Home alone, too lost in New York.
Wait, you're allowed to jump in and just start making...
Home.
Yeah.
You are?
Yeah, that's right.
As often as you want.
Oh.
Home is where the heart is.
Home. Home for the holidays. She just said that. As often as you want. Oh. Tell us where the heart is. Home.
For the holidays.
She just said that.
I said that.
Home.
Alone.
I said that.
We've all said that.
This is going to be all night.
We're here all night.
Is it like Jeopardy?
Do I have to say?
Home.
For the holidays.
I already said that.
I changed my mind.
That is the end.
No.
You talked me into it.
No.
Home.
Word.
Homer Bound.
Homer Bound.
Homer Bound 2.
Still walking.
Home.
Word.
Bound. 2. Homer Bound 2. Home. Homeward bound to
Homeward bound to
Home
Homeward bound to
Back in
We're going back home again
Home
Homeward bound to
I lost my job
I'm moving back home
Homeward bound to
We're two dogs and a cat
Homeward bound to
Milo and Otis
Homeward
Bound
Homeward bound to Theo and Otis. Homer bound to the streets.
Homer bound to lost.
Homer bound to lost in the forest again.
Homer bound to lost in New York.
Homer bound to lost in translation.
Sorry, Scarlett Johansson.
There it is.
Homer bound to lost and found.
Homer bound to lost again.
Homer bound to lost my purpose in life.
Homeward, I said almost said alone.
I don't like the way you're leaning.
People are going to fall down.
I'm very dizzy.
Homeward bound.
True grit. People are going to fall down. I'm very dizzy. Homeward bound. True Grit.
Homeward bound to lost in.
Homeward bound to lost in America.
Homeward bound to lost in San.
Homeward bound to lost in America.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I get it.
I'm pretty sure Demi's the one who got it.
I'm pretty sure.
Good job!
Yeah!
Good job!
I was in that movie, and I got cut out.
Oh, this is a good game.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's just three animals walking up hills, getting exhausted.
It's a very zig-zaggy street.
Yeah.
You take Lombard.
I'm going to go around.
I'm going to go through the tunnel.
They're just getting parking tickets the whole time
I've seriously walked through that tunnel over there
it's stalkered is that what it's called
I've walked through that tunnel just because I didn't
want to walk up any hills
because you can go straight it's just flat
but it's a long ass scary
tunnel
I'm like what if I'm in the middle of this tunnel
like Will Smith and
what's her name in Independence Day?
Can I just jump in one of these doors when the fireball goes through the tunnel?
Yeah.
And survive.
The fire doesn't turn corners.
No.
No, fire doesn't turn corners.
Can't go through doors.
No hands.
Doug, your hair is glorious.
Luxurious.
I'm just turning my head a lot
because it's fun to flip it around.
Makes me want to buy L'Oreal.
I laugh more now
because you flip it back when you laugh.
It's gorgeous.
I've never been able to do that.
It's gorgeous.
It's exciting.
Demi won that first game.
Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
That means you get to go first.
This one's for you, Joshua.
Our next game, if it was
a game where people did things
in order, but it's not.
Uh-oh. Yeah. So that was just a warm-up
basically. Yeah. But you know.
But you can know you're a winner. You can still feel good
about yourself. Right. Mentally, this is for you, Joshua.
Yeah.
You're champion-esque
right now. Yep.
Which Arden, of course...
Becoming a champion.
Loves that word.
Becoming a champion.
This game is called Who Has My Pig?
Who Has My Pig?
Yeah.
Nice.
Can you hear how much they love it?
Yeah.
They love it.
They love it.
It's one of the dumber games I came up with.
There is a motion picture called Pig,
starring Nicolas Cage,
where his prize pig that helps him find truffles
out in the forest that he sells to fancy chefs in Portland.
He's looking for his pig the whole movie.
Love it.
It's a masterpiece.
And I'm obsessed with it.
It's really good. Because
he's always saying, you know, who has my pig? And it makes me laugh every time. It's not
a comedy. So what we're going to do, I don't know why I'm trying to put this pen away.
I'm going to need it. What we're going to do is I'm going to do a bad Nicolas Cage impression.
Nice. And he is going to accuse
a famous person
of possibly having his pig.
I like it. Much like that last game,
Padgett, guess as often
as you like. Okay. But I'll
just keep going if you're wrong
and I'll stop if somebody
gets it. So we're trying to guess who he's accusing
of having his pig. Who he's talking to.
Yeah. Okay. Who has his pig?
It's right there in the name of the game.
Okay.
Jesus.
Do we have to answer in a
Nicolas Cage voice?
No, because he's not talking to himself.
I know he's done that in a couple movies,
but, or adaptation
anyway. Alright, so
he was so good
playing twins.
He was twins
in his last one?
Oh, Unbearable Way
to Massive Talent.
He talks to himself.
That's true.
Such a good movie.
I loved it.
Not enough.
That movie.
Nobody's talking about
that movie getting snubbed
by the Oscars.
Yeah, it was so good.
I fucking loved it.
I loved it.
Pedro Pascal,
best supporting actor.
He was incredible.
Outstanding.
Yeah, so funny.
Okay.
Let's get back to Pig.
Here we go.
I've got the hair that he had.
I put on a sweater that feels like something he wore in the film.
Nice.
Method.
Really into it, yeah.
Method.
I really love doing this.
I wrote this down on extra thick paper so Amy can't read through it.
I wouldn't even try, Doug.
I know you wouldn't.
I can't believe this is still coming up. I know you wouldn't. I can't believe this is still coming up.
I know you wouldn't.
After all these years.
I just can't let it go.
That one time you knew all the answers.
Do you have my pig?
I always have to start with just a simple,
do you have my pig?
Okay.
Start the conversation.
Jack Nicholson.
I mean, no.
Do you have my pig?
What did you double O do with my pig? Sean Connery.
Timothy Dalton, Roger Moore.
Sean Connery was correct.
Damn it.
Wow, good.
Sean Connery, that was fast, dude.
You didn't even have time to get to Lazenby.
I didn't.
What did you double O do to my pig?
You might think you're untouchable, but while you hunt for Red October, try hunting for
my pig.
My pig is so special, he's like the Highlander.
There can only be one.
I need more clues
To be honest you're my favorite James Bond
Those are all the clues
To get to Sean Connery
Congratulations
You are good
I can say a thing fast
That makes one of us
Demi is on the board with one point
Nice
He didn't get It was fake That makes one of us. Demi is on the board with one point. Nice. Wow. Killing it. Wait.
Oh, yeah.
No.
He didn't get.
No, it was fake.
Oh. Fake.
It was just for the ego.
Okay.
It was just for fun.
Just to watch everybody try real hard.
It was fun.
Yeah.
It was fun.
It is a fun game.
Do you have my pig?
You blanking son of a gun.
Samuel L Jackson I know you want to cook and eat my pig you're probably already guy Fieri you probably already have your knives
out
Daniel Craig.
Who said Daniel Craig first?
I think it was Paget.
I'm giving it to Paget.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
Just because we're trying to have a competition here.
It's a Benoit block first. Not Demi knows at all.
I get it.
I get it.
Oh, it was blank layer cake?
Was that it?
No, I say you already got your dives out.
You know what goes well with pig?
Onion.
And then the last line of it was,
you're my favorite James Bond.
Nice.
What was the son of a gun thing?
No, I said blank.
Benoit Blanc is Blanc Blanc.
Nice.
His clues are crazy subtle.
More crazy than subtle.
All right, so Debbie's got one,
Pat's got one.
It's always a pleasure to have Amy and Arden.
Ready?
Yeah.
Do you have my opinion?
Pierce Brosnan!
Renee Zellweger.
Let me double check this real quick.
Yeah, it's Pierce Brosnan.
Woo!
What?
What?
Oh.
Yeah.
What?
What?
Don't tell her.
Don't tell her.
She's beautiful.
She's beautiful.
I've gone from the world's end to Daunte's peak looking for him.
Mama Mia.
Pierce, your singing is not good.
You're my favorite James Bond.
All right, so apologies to Amy.
You'll be back in our next game,
but you have to sit this last one out
because we have a three-way tie between these three
that we got to settle right now.
I have it, though, in my heart.
I think you might, but you never know.
You never know what's going on here.
There's a few things it could be.
All right, everybody ready?
No.
Roger Moore! George Lazenby? No. Roger Moore!
George Lazenby!
It's Roger Moore.
Yay!
Damn it.
She did it.
She did it.
Yes!
Beautiful.
I couldn't name one Roger Moore movie.
Like, I don't know why I was waiting.
Yeah, I just, the last one was just,
you have my pig, Roger Moore.
Damn it. But she still beat me to it because that's what the last one is always just me saying just saying a person's name because
everybody has that moment of like i love it we're supposed to say it okay great job uh everyone but
especially arden i can't believe it really
you really got it you figured out the theme and got ahead of it i'm so rare it's rare it's rare
for you and for anyone that comes on this show thank you so a round of applause for that everybody
thank you so much
shut up and let's go to another break.
We'll be right back.
We're back.
Yay!
Yay!
Yahoo.
Arden is sitting pretty.
I can't believe it. Literally and figuratively, Arden is sitting pretty. I can't believe it.
Literally and figuratively, Arden, you are first in our final game.
And congratulations, because a lot of people don't think there's any advantage to going first.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate that.
In this game.
Thank you.
I needed that.
Just so you know.
Thank you. I needed that. Just so you know. Thank you.
All right.
I love doing this show
in San Francisco
because some of my favorite movies
were filmed here.
I'm reading the wrong side.
Our last game today
is something I call
Last Person Standing.
Tim Allen.
Tim Allen.
Yes.
No, that game's called
Last Person Flashing.
Allegedly.
All right.
Oh, exciting.
Right?
Yeah.
You didn't hear the news?
No.
Did he flash somebody?
A long time ago when Pam Anderson was young.
Her book just came out.
Has lots of juicy stuff in it.
Not unlike your book, Arden.
And one time she was walking down the hallway and he was in a robe and he showed her his business.
And then this is why I think it's real.
Because she says, he said, I had to look at you naked.
So now we're even.
You know that's real.
That feels so fucking real.
Only fair.
If you just flashed her and went, woohoo, then I'd be like, oh, maybe that didn't happen.
No, why would she?
You know that happened. That was set up punchline. like, oh, maybe that didn't happen. No, why would she, you know that happened.
That was set up punchline, he worked it out,
he made it happen.
That's so gross.
And he was like, ooh.
What the?
Can you imagine he's got his dick out going, ooh.
I saw the sea lions yesterday at the wharf
and they all love home improvement a lot.
Ooh. at the Wharf, and they all love Home Improvement a lot. And they were all flashing me.
It was weird.
They get it out there.
They really show it.
All right.
So the reason I got confused about all that talk about San Francisco
is because it really is somewhat connected to this game today
because we do it all sorts of ways, last person standing
but the basic premise is
today I'm just going to tell you the name of an actor
could be an actress but I like the catch all word actor
so then we'll start once I tell you who So then we'll start.
Once I tell you who it is, we'll start with Arden.
Name a movie that that person's in.
Then we'll go to Demi.
No, wait.
Which way were we going before?
Let's go this way.
Okay.
Well, we weren't going any way before.
We haven't gone any way.
Just introducing people in this way.
So let's go this way.
Okay.
So Arden, Amy, me, I like to play.
Oh.
But today I'll try to only throw in obscure ones that might not get mentioned.
Try not to hurt too much.
Then Padgett, then Demi.
If you can't think of a movie, your lifeline that you can go to once is the person you're playing on behalf of.
I'm so bad at this game.
I'm so bad at this game. I'm so bad at this game.
One actor?
I don't know if you'll be bad at it today.
Yeah, I'm just going to name one actor.
Oh, no.
Nice, nice.
Yeah, and it is going to be a little bit intense,
but let's remind everybody that Arden will go to Angela's story,
and Amy will go to Josh Farah's,
and Paget will go to Rambo
and we don't need to talk more about Demi's
laughter
no Josh, Josh is who
sure, so Josh we were talking to
Josh during the break, Josh if you
have no
information to help Demi
just you know
poke somebody next to you and have them whisper something
to you, you know what them whisper something to you.
Or if you can Photoshop something.
That would be great.
I don't know.
Are you good at this game normally, Josh?
You what?
It depends on who you pick.
Right.
That's what it comes down to. I hope you pick Joshua.
Sam Rock will do all right.
Yeah, Sam's a good one.
He's got lots of big movies and lots of indie shit.
But that's not who I chose.
Nice.
Today's subject.
I already said what my favorite
San Francisco movie is.
And it stars
Barbara Streisand.
Oh, Yentl!
Hang on.
Oh, okay.
I almost said, you also have to start at the beginning of the alphabet.
No, I'm kidding.
Okay, okay, okay.
You Yentled too soon.
No, Yentl is a terrific answer, but let's, moving forward, wait to be called on.
I'm sorry.
Before.
I'm so proud
no and we didn't have anything else to talk about there so you you're right to
get it started I got proud yeah and you got it right so you're still in it
thanks now we move to Amy funny girl funny girl just me, Doug. You are a funny girl.
Thanks, Arden.
You're welcome.
See, that's why we don't want to go too fast.
We don't want to miss out on exchanges like that.
That's the lifeblood of this show.
And I'll pick one that I hope none of you have even heard of.
I am going to cry.
Can you say it?
Oh, you got a good obscure one, Demi?
I don't think it's obscure,
but it's the first one
that came to my head.
Okay, I don't think this is going to be
one that came to your head.
Up the Sandbox.
My favorite movie.
Was that it?
No, it was not.
I've seen that movie
and cannot tell you why
it's called Up the Sandbox.
I think you see a sandbox briefly at one point,
but I don't know why anyone would go up it.
Strange concept.
Patchett played the sandbox in that and she got cut out.
It was cut out.
That's why the title doesn't make sense anymore.
All right.
See, I love this game because I really think as a group and with the lifelines,
I really think we can name Barbara's been in 19 films.
Wow.
Right?
Feels like she was in a lot more.
Yep.
But just 19.
Yep.
And they're mostly not movies called Up the Sandbox.
Paget, what have you got?
The way We Were.
Nice.
It sounded like you were asking a question or something.
The Way We Were.
I was literally just sitting here being like,
well, I know she has that song, The Way We Were,
but what movie is that from?
So I'm glad you said it.
I thought I was stumping you.
Yeah.
What do you have?
I'll just, What's up, Doc?
Nice.
Yeah, I can't believe no one
snagged that one.
You were thinking about it.
You had to go and blow out Yentl
right at the top.
I don't like that sentence.
I blew out Yentl.
You're talking to a hairdresser.
You've got it, Doug. I blew out Yentl You're talking to a hairdresser You've got it, you've got it, Doug
I blew out Yentl
Okay, Arden
A Star is Born
Yes
I almost said the original
But no, like the second or third one
There's been like four so far, I think
And, you know
A Star is Born every 10 or 20 years, I guess
Yep
So you gotta make a movie about it.
If you say a movie wrong, are you out?
I don't like it when people say movies wrong.
No, no, no.
If I guess something and say she wasn't in A Star is Born.
Oh, yeah.
No, I don't care for that.
That's why when you start to seem like you're wrong,
I try to quickly encourage you to go to your lifeline instead of being wrong.
Thank you. Okay, cool. being wrong. Thank you. Okay.
Cool. I try. Thank you.
Sometimes people just blurt out yentl.
I can't imagine
doing that. I would never do that.
Whose turn is it?
Amy. Mine.
The Bridges of Madison County. What?
That wasn't her? No, but
I bet your lifeline has one.
Wait, should I cut?
No
Josh?
She got cut in the audition process
I don't know why you're mixing up Meryl Streep and Barbra Streisand
I am
Or are you mixing up Clint Eastwood and Barbra Streisand?
No
Barbra Streisand talked to that chair at the National Convention
Oh, okay, okay, okay
Yes, now I know what movie it is
But I still don't know the name of it Okay, think. Yes, now I know what movie it is,
but I still don't know the name of it.
Okay, Josh.
Think about it.
Come back to it.
Josh, what do you think?
Prince of Tides.
Prince of Tides. That's what it was!
Oh, shit.
That was a waste.
But at least he figured it out.
Prince of Tides.
The two of you are connected mentally.
Nice.
Thank you, Josh.
Prince of Tides.
Nice.
She directed that one as well as acting in it.
And my favorite thing about it is it's got George Carlin in it.
Yeah, George Carlin has a role where there was a quick little moment of Oscar talk, like
supporting actor, and then it didn't happen.
But good for him.
Where is it?
Oh, there it is.
Okay.
I'm going to say, let me give you another one,
or I could just stop giving you ones, but let me see if there's one more that I don't
think anybody has heard of or will bring up tonight. Okay. This is a good one. Any of
you have seen The Mirror Has Two Faces?
Damn it! That's the one!
That's the one I was
going to be like, ugh. I remember that.
Sorry, Debbie. It's fine. I got
one more. Okay, good.
And you got a lifeline, so
this is going good.
I mean, I would love for this
game to end without a winner, like us
just getting all 19 movies
and then calling it a day. Wouldn't that be a fun
way to end the show?
Yep.
Just on a triumphant... Yeah.
Nobody.
The audience raises us all up
on their shoulders.
We all need that.
Yeah.
We need that.
Yeah, while chanting,
Rudy, Rudy.
Okay.
I said,
Way We Were.
Yep.
Oh, no.
No, you said,
Mirror Has Two Faces.
I said,
Mirror Has Two Faces, yes.
Okay. Pageant. I said Mirror Has Two Faces Padgett Meet the Fuckers
God fucking damn it
Good job
Gotta be kidding me
Hot
She was good in that
It's a fun movie
You're sick about it and you're okay
How?
No wait
Yes you are
Padgett's handing out clues
I just
I didn't know if she was in
She usually solves the crimes
But today she's giving the clues
I gotta say
Little fuckers
Padgett when you
When a case goes unsolved
On the show
Do you take that home with you?
You sit around at home Just like god damn, why didn't I solve that case?
There's something I'm missing.
Then you call the writers.
What did I miss?
Yeah, help me solve this one next season, please.
Can you tell me a scene that ends nicer?
What was your answer, Demi?
Is that correct?
Little Fockers?
Yeah, that's correct.
That is right.
Oh, I shouldn't have said that.
She shows up in Meet the Fockers, her and Dustin Hoffman as the parents,
and then shows up again in Little Fockers.
I didn't know it was good.
Yeah.
I knew.
Seeing that trilogy in theaters.
Nice work.
You got to show out.
Oh, my God.
I mean, the FU,
the Fockers universe
is really,
there's room for,
they could really expand.
They could do movies
about the cat
and whatever else
is in those movies.
Okay.
Meet the Fockers.
Little Fockers.
No fucking left.
No more fucking around.
Arden?
First.
What?
I think you might want to go to your lifeline.
Hey, hey.
What do you got for Angela?
Nuts.
Nuts?
Nuts.
Nuts.
Nuts.
Yeah, she's in a movie called Nuts.
Wow, Angela. Where she's in a movie called Nuts. Wow, Angela.
Where she's accused of being crazy or something.
Somebody is.
Is she the judge?
Anyway.
It's a courtroom drama called Nuts.
Are you serious?
It's a drama called Nuts?
Yep.
That's bananas.
Yeah, well, you should see the comedy called Balls.
That's nuts.
Nuts and Balls was the working title, but they couldn't get it past the censors.
Okay.
Thank you, Angela.
Good job, Angela and Arden.
You know how this works.
Just keep thinking.
I will.
Something could come to you.
Thank you.
Amy, I could also repeat some of the ones we've said already if that helps anybody
but amy i know she eats a really big steak a word describing it now and it's her and her son
and so it's like well yeah if i'm helping anyone i mean i'm probably out anyway i don't care um
and it's called you're my Mom. I love that movie.
I love that movie.
Or like Road Trip or something like that.
Let's let her work through it.
Let's let her try to get there.
The trip?
No.
Let's let her work through it.
She's not there with that one word.
Road work.
On the road.
What kind of a trip is it?
It's a cross-country trip.
No.
It's long.
No, there's a deeper thing going on there.
And our big trip with me and my mom.
You know how they give movies fun, clever titles?
I mean, there are movies called The Trip,
but this one's called Acid Trip.
You've got it.
Work it out.
Work it out.
Why is it so hard?
The hard trip.
She plays a Jewish mother.
I know.
Don't.
I know what it is.
I remember.
The guilt trip. The guilt trip. Yay. I know what it is. I remember. If you don't get...
The guilt trip.
The guilt trip.
Yay!
Good job.
Yes.
Good job.
You did it.
Did you know it?
Good job.
Good job.
As soon as she said trip, I was like...
It's a very funny movie.
All right.
If you don't get it, there's a feeling you shouldn't have.
Guilt.
I don't know.
That was a good clue.
All right.
Back to me.
Yeah.
The de facto sequel to What's Up, Doc?
Yeah.
There is a repairing of Babs and Ryan O'Neal.
Yep.
And it's called The Main Event.
Nice.
Is it about hair?
Is it M-A-N-E?
Is it about your hair?
No, it's Main Event as in boxing.
Hot.
And she's like a ring card girl at one point.
And she's having a nice time showing off her ass.
I mean, why not?
In that role.
Why not?
Don't we all?
Exactly.
Paget. Did you use a lifeline? Don't we all? Exactly. Padgett.
Did you use a lifeline?
Not yet.
Would you like a recap of titles we've said?
Bo.
No, I do not need a recap.
Bo.
Nice.
Help, help.
Hello, Dolly.
Hello, Dolly.
I thought that was just a song.
It is the name of the movie, right?
Fuck.
I've seen that movie Of course
Thank you Bo
Yeah that's Carol Jane
Hello
Yeah we both did it
Well hello
Hello
Okay so
Thank you
Hello Dolly
Finally
That one took a second
It's out
Good job
Good job
Hello So excited There's gotta be another one that Finally. That one took a second. Good job. Good job.
Hello.
So excited. There's got to be another one.
I like to say when I'm doing some fine dining,
hello, doily.
What were you saying?
I was saying there's got to be a big one that I'm forgetting
and I'm embarrassed to forget it, but Joshua?
Funny girl.
Joshua, you're killing me, man.
We already said it.
Yeah, that's why I kept saying...
What's that?
No, you're all good.
I was just...
Yeah, someone already said it.
Sorry.
Owl and pussycat?
Very good.
Nice.
What happened there?
You're a shorter shot.
Hell yeah, Joshua.
I'm going to start with the one somebody said already, and then go with one no one will
ever probably say.
So good job, Josh.
Owl and Pussycat.
Good job.
The Owl and the Pussycat.
That one's fun because she wears a negligee that has the hands like this right here.
Yes.
For much of the film.
I've got to take a word for it.
I've never heard of this.
It's good.
I almost said it's good.
It's interesting.
Okay. It's George Segal and Barbra Streisand
in the 70s.
So they probably say a lot of things we don't say now.
Like?
Jumping.
Where is it on here?
I should have done this alphabetically.
It's easier to find them.
Okay.
Arden?
It's the sequel to Owl of the Pussycat.
It's Raven and the...
And the meow, meow kitten.
Raven and the kitten.
Is this your way of saying you've used your lifeline already?
I've already used my lifeline.
All right.
I keep saying to Paget, you want to hear them again for help?
I do.
I want to hear them.
Yes, I do.
Thank you.
Because I think that's going to help.
Thank you.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Thank you.
Little Fockers, Meet the Fockers, Guilt Trip, Main Event, Up the Sandbox, Way We Were,
What's Up Doc, Yentl, Hello Dolly, Funny Girl, and what, Arden?
You have 73 seconds.
Meet the fuckers.
Three.
Ben Stiller's getting bad things happening
to him.
And he still wants Terry Polo
so bad.
I'm going to say, when you're done with whatever this is,
I'm going to say a movie that's going to make you all so sad.
Okay, tell me.
That you didn't think of it.
Okay.
It'll be fun, though.
I love it.
We'll all laugh.
You're out.
I have to pee so badly.
Oh, that's another reason why you should probably dip at this point.
Can I go and come back?
Yeah, you can.
Okay.
And as you're going, you'll hear this information.
But also, isn't it Amy's turn first?
Yep.
Amy's out.
No, I said the guilt trip.
You did.
I'm so used to the idea of you being out.
It happens a lot.
Right, but we got there.
We got there.
It's okay.
They're friends.
Now what do you have?
Now what do you have?
Funny girl two.
Funny girl back and funnier. We got there. We got there. It's okay. They're friends. Now what do you have? Now what do you have? Funny Girl 2. Funny Girl 2.
Back and funnier.
I stand behind my previous statement.
You're going to be mad when you hear that the sequel to Funny Girl is called Funny Lady.
Is it really?
Yes.
I thought he said it when he said Funny Girl.
And everyone went, no, that was said already.
I almost said it aloud. We haven't said Funny Lady yet. Because I was so excited he when he said funny girl. And everyone went, no, that was said already. I almost said it aloud.
We haven't said funny lady yet.
Because I was so excited he came up with funny lady.
But he just fucking said funny girl.
Now I'm like, is this a trilogy?
Yeah.
I mean, it should be.
I think she should do a third one.
And the romantic interest should be Seth Rogen.
Funny old bitch.
Funny mama.
Funny mama's house?
Yeah, funny mama's house.
All right, Padgett.
It's back to you. I see you thinking over there.
I think this counts. Oh, wow. It's back to you. I see you thinking over there. I think this counts.
Oh, wow.
Great pre-op.
That's always going to be like some TV special she did.
No.
She played herself on an episode of Modern Family.
No.
You played a character on Modern Family.
I did.
It's a difference.
I bet you this counts as a movie.
Uh-uh.
There's no way.
Barbra Streisand.
Yeah.
Live at the Kennedy Center.
What?
What?
Wow.
I mean, if we're going that route.
You know it's two hours long.
There's more than one costume change.
Wait, now you're defining things that make a movie
minus the part where it's a movie?
You didn't say it had to be a scripted movie.
Yeah, because some movies don't have a script.
They improvise.
Like Barbra Streisand live at the Kennedy Center.
The films of Christopher Guest.
I really appreciate how hard you're selling this,
but I can't in a million years let you win with that.
I know.
But it's fun, though.
Thanks.
It's super fun.
Funny Lady's a movie?
Yeah, it's a sequel to Funny Girl.
She's still fucking around with the guy
from the first movie, Nicky Arnstein,
who's not, he's bad news, he's a gambler.
Sure.
And she's still messing with him in the sequel.
But then somehow Jimmy Conn gets in there too,
who brings no joy to things generally.
He's fun to watch because he's always so serious.
Yeah.
But, you know, he wasn't a fun character actor.
So, you know, he's perfect in Elf as the guy
who did not want to have anything to do with a fucking elf.
Get this fucking
elf out of here.
That movie should be rated R, and he
should swear every time he speaks.
End of tweet.
That was James Caan.
That was his thing. End of tweet. Wild.
Yeah. Whose turn is it?
What's happening? Demi?
Who's left? Amy and Demi? Who's left?
Amy and Demi?
It's just you and me.
It's just Demi and me and I know all the answers.
Alright, Demi is yours to win.
Does that mean I do win?
Let's see how much further you can go.
I believe in you.
I don't think she was in this.
So I'm...
And as the game goes, I shouldn't
say that then. No, you're fine because you
are the last person standing. Have you called a
lifeline? I have.
Did you do Funny Gal?
Joshua nailed it. Nailed it,
really? Yeah.
She's not in Love Story, is she?
No, that's
Allie McGraw.
Feels like she should have been. The Ryan O'Neill connection.
So Doug won his own game.
No, I didn't.
I told you, I have the answers.
You know, like Alex Trebek didn't say at the end, I win.
I know.
He's so fun if he did.
I love that.
Cocky son of a bitch.
I knew every answer.
Did you notice me telling them they were wrong a bunch of times?
I didn't say Ken Jennings.
I still go back to Alex for a Jeopardy reference.
But anyway, congratulations, Demi and Yigibi.
Yay!
You done did it.
I love to win on a technicality.
Yeah, yeah.
These games are all technicalities all the time.
And now everybody, you know what?
This is a great opportunity for Joshua to show you what the hell it was he made.
Yes.
Up close.
Come on down here, Joshua.
Oh, now it's all making sense.
Look at that. Oh, I see. Yeah, Joshua's like a little kid, I guess's all making sense. Look at that.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, Joshua's like a little kid, I guess, in that movie.
You printed off the movie poster for the movie.
I gotta confirm.
That's the actual poster?
You just printed it out?
Yeah.
And I do want to confirm.
Your name is Joshua?
I was like, it'd be crazy if you're like, I'm Pete.
Are you a vampire, Joshua?
Because I did not invite you on stage.
They always get people on that technicality.
What are some other movies Barbara Streisand was in?
I'm going to tell you.
Thank God.
I'm not going to just leave everybody hanging, but congratulations, Joshua.
Yeah, let's hear it for him.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, Josh. Yeah, let's hear it for him. I'm sorry. Sorry, Josh.
It's often.
That's why I think people don't make elaborate name tags anymore,
because somebody always skates away with prizes with garbage like that.
Ages ago, when I first moved to L.A. and came to a Doug Loves Movies taping,
I got picked in the audience by using my credit card as my name tag.
Nice.
And they kept it, didn't they?
Yes.
I'm in massive debt.
My FICO score is 110.
I could cancel it, but I love seeing what they buy.
Oh, yeah.
Did you win that day?
Maybe.
I got to think I didn't.
No, I don't think it was.
Okay.
Did you ever win?
I don't think so.
Okay.
It feels like I won today.
You did!
You did win today.
Yeah, I also did win today.
You won today.
I meant literally just getting beyond this stage,
and then I was like, oh, I also did win.
Yeah, you actually won.
Sorry.
Another obscure one I would have pulled out
if I was continuing to do that
is she's in a movie called All Night Long.
Nobody remembers.
Okay, so Lionel Richie videos count,
but Barbara, live at the Kennedy Center doesn't.
Exactly, exactly.
What was the movie where she...
Say you, say me.
What?
John Peters was her hairdresser and her boyfriend,
and she made him the producer,
and then that's what made him John Peters the producer.
What movie was that?
Star is Born.
Oh, that's...
Thank you. I's... Thank you.
I believe.
Thank you.
I could be wrong.
I think you're right.
But then, yeah,
and then his persona was played by Warren Beatty
in the movie Shampoo.
It was supposed to be him.
Oh!
And then Bradley Cooper plays him in Licky Pizza.
All right.
We're running out of time,
so I can't say Licorice Pizza.
I have to say Licky peetsie.
Oh, okay.
Nice.
Licky peetsie.
Nice.
You didn't know Koops was in Licky Peets?
Yeah.
Licky Peets.
Now, here's a movie I remember just because it does the actual
bowl in a china shop scenario, and it wrecks the fucking place.
And it's a movie that she was in called For Pete's
Sake. Wild.
And her boyfriend's name was Pete.
And so she was trying to raise money for Pete,
got involved with a mob or something and next thing you know
stolen bulls are running through a
china shop.
But we did
a great job because I think that's it.
Wow. I think that's
all of the Barbra Streisand movies.
Wow.
On a clear day you can see
Forever. Another musical
with Omar
Sharif. Alright.
Demi, you get to do your plugs
first. What would you like to promote?
I got nothing to plug.
I'm not doing anything.
Come see him later tonight.
Yeah, stay.
Stay in your seats.
Don't pay for another ticket.
I'm promoting a sedentary lifestyle.
Nice.
Well, we're going to have you back on the show real soon
if that interests you.
We always have returning champs back right away.
But as these other three players know,
you're always welcome.
Aw, thanks.
Yeah.
Padgett Brewster?
You should get Paramount Plus every month.
And watch every either Wednesday or Thursday night a show called Criminal Minds Evolution.
And also Behind the Attraction, the Disney, the show about making of Disney rides that Doug likes.
Behind the Attraction is coming back.
We're recording all of the narration right now.
That's a fun show.
And we're doing Will You Accept This Rose tomorrow.
Here, with Doug.
Right here, right here.
You should join us.
Four o'clock.
It's really, you don't have to even watch The Bachelor.
It's very silly.
Yeah.
Michael Hitchcock.
Michael Hitchcock from We Love Him.
He's never done it. It's going to be his debut on Will You's very silly. Yeah. Michael Hitchcock. Michael Hitchcock from
I love him.
He's never done it.
It's going to be his debut
on Will You Accept This Rose.
Yeah, Mary Lynn Rice
got Michael Hitchcock
from all the Christopher
Guest movies
for Waiting for Guffman
and Mighty Wind.
He's here.
He's so funny.
Yeah, and Mary Lynn
from 24 and lots
of other numbers.
It's really fun.
You got anything else
to promote, Arden Marine?
Oh, let's see.
You can get my book,
Little Miss Little Compton.
Yes!
And I have,
I'll be in the Daria reboot
that's starring Tracy Ellis Ross.
I'm Brittany the cheerleader
that's coming out.
I think on Paramount+.
I think it's time for,
I think it's going to be a movie.
Are you on Paramount+.
I think, but it's going to be,
it might be in the movie theaters,
but it's called Jodi
and it'll be out
sometime later this year.
What's it called again? Jodi and it'll be out sometime later this year.
What's it called again?
Jodi?
No, the whole thing.
The thing that Jodi's in?
Daria reboot?
Yeah.
I forgot that it was Daria.
Yeah, it's a Daria reboot and I'm Brittany
the ding dong cheerleader.
Oh, okay.
She's back.
In my mind,
I changed it to Dora the Explorer.
Yeah.
And then I thought
I should double check
on this before
I say anything more.
Yeah.
But I had a pretty good joke
for that if that were
what it was.
Okay, what is it?
It's not that good.
I'm in Dora the Explorer.
No, it's terrible.
I'm not going to do it.
You can't make me.
Wait, so it's a reboot
of Daria,
but it's called Jodi?
It's about the character Jodi that was like Daria's best friend,
so it's followed to Tracy's playing Jodi.
Okay, so...
But this character was, I was in the original, but then now I'm in...
So Daria takes a powder in this, or is Daria a character too?
Daria's around. Daria's doing it too.
That's somebody that just really enjoys expressions from the 20s.
Hey, does she hit the bricks?
Yeah.
All right.
Amy Miller?
Oh, yeah.
I have dates coming up.
I'll be in, where am I going?
I'll be in Detroit.
I'll be in Morgantown, West Virginia. I'll be in, where am I going? I'll be in Detroit. I'll be in Morgantown, West Virginia.
I'll be in Pittsburgh.
Alameda, California, just over there.
Yeah, it's all at amymillercomedy.com
and follow me at amymillercomedy.
I forgot I'm doing live shows in New York in April
at Union Hall in the Bell House, April 14th and 15th.
Great.
Anybody else have some late plugs to throw in?
I'll be in Portland soon too.
Yeah.
February 20 something.
Do them all.
Do every,
do every date you got.
I'm in one of the Star Wars movies,
but I don't know.
Got cut.
I got cut.
Let's have one more round of applause for all of my guests.
Padgett Brewster, Demi DiGibe,
Arden Marine,
Amy Miller.
Yay!
As always,
that's all, folks.
Yay! Yay! Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.
Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.
There's no room in his heart for you
because Doug loves movies!