Doug Loves Movies - Demi Adejuyigbe, Paget Brewster, Amy Miller and Arden Myrin guest

Episode Date: January 30, 2023

Live from the Gateway Theatre as part of San Francisco Sketchfest, Doug welcomes Demi Adejuyigbe, Paget Brewster, Amy Miller and Arden Myrin to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.co...m/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, Leonard! Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds With 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is I Love Movies.
Starting point is 00:00:35 Somebody fucked up with it. Coming to you from a place I love, San Francisco! San Francisco! California. Should add that, because there might be a San Francisco somewhere else. Right? There's like Dallas in like five different states. It's Saturday, January 28th, 2023,
Starting point is 00:01:00 and I'm proud to be part of SF Sketch Fest. Once again, we're back. So good to be back and before I bring my guests out today I'd like to tell you about the prize bag. Now these are some items from my personal collection of crap. And I flew with them here. They somehow got through security. Yeah, there's several guns in here. I don't know how I did it. No, they come in a lovely bag that says National Comedy Center, which, if you ever get a chance, is in a small town in New York.
Starting point is 00:01:44 And it's open, and you can go there and learn all about the history of comedy. And then inside the bag, from the new Teen Wolf movie on Paramount+, a pair of socks. And this is just in time for the Super Bowl. This is a thing called Smoke Friends, and it's shaped like a little football.
Starting point is 00:02:08 But when you're smoking weed, you don't want it to smell up the place. You blow it into the football. Yeah, I assume it works. Here's a little whale I got at a carnival when I threw a thing at a thing. Are the prizes getting better or worse in your estimation? Got a few ring pops in here. Who remembers ring pops? Those are making a big comeback. I got some pins from Rockin' Pins to say Doug loves movies and Doug Benson and a pin from Ghostly Goods and some stickers. But here's the best item in my estimation. This is a rubber bong from our friends at Peacemaker.
Starting point is 00:02:50 And it's got a Douglas Movie sticker on it. It's been customized for this occasion. All of that is going to be one by one. I wouldn't say lucky individual, but hopefully somebody doesn't have to carry, you know, carry it around all night and then like forget it on BART. Are you ready to meet our guests today? I'm excited about this one. I got to tell you because we always have great options here at SF Sketch Fest and this year is no exception please welcome Amy Miller Art
Starting point is 00:03:31 and Marine Padgett Brewster and Demi Adichiebe Oh, hi. Hi, Doug. Hello. Hello. Hello, hello, hello. What's up? Hi.
Starting point is 00:03:55 Hey. Hi. This is a hot bunch. Oh, yeah. Are you just knocking shit over? Yeah. We're here to rock. You're getting crazy already on me. Oh, just your water bottle fell off.
Starting point is 00:04:08 That's all right. But remember to use your microphone voice. Sorry. All right. Let's meet them individually. Starting with the person directly to my right, ladies and gentlemen, is Amy Miller! Yay! Nice.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Feels good. Hi, Amy. Hey, Doug. I'm excited about not only your appearance in this program right now, but then later this evening here at SketchFast. SketchFast? SketchFast. It's comedy and dieting. We really, we don't have time to eat, so we SketchFast.
Starting point is 00:04:54 I'm starving. And Rob Lowe does the ads for the drink. And he's like, yes, and. So what's my point? We're going to do a show tonight at 10 o'clock over at the Great Star Theater. I didn't add the great.
Starting point is 00:05:12 It is right baked into the title. Great Star. And it's a really cool theater if you've never been. And we're going to do, Amy and I and some other guests are going to watch and talk through The Goonies.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Are you coming? A decision that I regret that I made a year ago the first time that Sketchfest was going to happen and then it got postponed and then now a year later I'm like, I still don't think this is a great idea. I'm excited
Starting point is 00:05:42 that Ki Hai Kwan, it's fun to see him in what was only his second role in a movie produced by Spielberg, and then now he and Spielberg are both up for Oscars at the same time. I love it. But the movie, I regret picking it because I watched a few minutes on cable the other day,
Starting point is 00:06:00 and it is nonstop kids talking. They never shut the fuck up. I don't know where we're going to put our jokes that we think of. We're going to be like, okay, well, we've moved on already. And so it's going to be interesting. Well, I have a kid's voice, so I'll just get right in there. It'll be like I'm in the movie. That'll be fun.
Starting point is 00:06:19 Why don't you just be the seventh Goonie? Or the eighth. If there are seven Goonies, I lose track of the Goonies. I know there's two girly Goonies, who I wouldn't call either of them Goonies. They seem like nice young ladies. They're just hanging out with these a-holes. Anyway, that'll be fun. I hope.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Can't wait. Also joining us today, I'm very excited, next to Amy, it's Arden Marie! Hi! Hi, Doug. Army, Air Force, Navy, Marine. Boom! At your service, Duke. I also have a childlike voice. Right, which is why you cut through so nicely. Well, oh, we had a hum situation. The microphone you're holding, Arden, was flown in special for the show today. And so maybe there's,
Starting point is 00:07:18 we didn't get a chance to do a sound check. We just had to plug it in and go. I hope I levitate when I hold, like, I hope I go high above the theater. It's gone now, I guess. Yep. Great. We'll revisit that if it happens again.
Starting point is 00:07:34 It was fun. That theater that you're doing Goonies tonight, we performed it last night doing Lost Boys with Doug. And it's such a beautiful theater. Yeah, it's nice. Nice.
Starting point is 00:07:46 It's funny when you say you saw a movie and that you compliment the theater and not the film. Did you enjoy watching the Lost Boys on the big screen? I have to say, I feel like it really holds up. I felt like the effects were fun.
Starting point is 00:08:01 I felt like Jason Patrick should have been the number one star in the world. Hot, hot, hot. And boy, is that whole Santa Clara really no supervision for anybody that lives there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:15 No, Santa Cruz was like, don't you dare fucking say this is Santa Cruz. That's right. They're like, call it whatever you want, but we're going to pretend it's somewhere else
Starting point is 00:08:22 even though visually it couldn't be more Santa Cruz if it tried. The outfits were bananas, and I'm never mad at seeing Diane Weiss. I forgot. She's great. She's never... She's such a joy. But the movie holds up in the sense that it's just as shitty as it always was.
Starting point is 00:08:37 Yeah. So good. I loved it. But also super fun. It's a real interesting... Peak Keef. Peak Keef. Peak Keef. Peak Keefer?
Starting point is 00:08:48 Yeah. I kept trying to think of a good Keef joke, because it's a weed word. Yep. Or even reefer Sutherland would have been maybe a fun thing to say. If you were a stripper who was at Magic Mike and also super high,
Starting point is 00:09:03 you could be reefer Sutherland. I'm really dizzy right now. I'm dehydrated. I'm so dizzy. Well, keep drinking. We brought tables and stuff out so you could have water. I love it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Enjoy it while we talk to the other guests. Love it. Next to Arden is a gentleman who goes by the name Demi Adjayebe! Hi, everybody. I like you giving a physical sense of where everyone is so people at home can imagine it. Yeah. Yeah. Real 3D podcasting.
Starting point is 00:09:39 Yeah. Demi's right there in the middle. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Or am I on the left? Demi's right there in the middle. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:44 Or am I on the left? No one's got like Dolby sound and listen to the sounds like, whoa, he's moving everywhere. I don't know. Great barrier Keef, is that anything? Huh? Great barrier Keef? Oh, I like that.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Like if he sets up a boundary and they want to come up and it's like, okay, great barrier Keef. Mm-hmm. I'm just spitballing. Yeah, that's some fantastic wordplay. Yeah. And I'm going to invite you to remain on stage
Starting point is 00:10:11 for the rest of the show. Yes. You're doing that well. What do you got going on? You got a show later tonight here at Sketchfest? Yes, I'm doing the very next show here, Weird Variety thing, where we just kind of yell on stage
Starting point is 00:10:24 until someone's like, okay, you need to leave. But, yeah. I'm happy to be here. You're really selling it. Yeah. I don't care if you show up or not. I gotta do it either way.
Starting point is 00:10:35 I'm sure there's people out here right now that are like, this show doesn't have enough yelling. I hope that later on we can get a good yelling show. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:44 It's nice. It's fun. Well, thanks for being here. Thank you for having me. And talking at a reasonable volume. Oh, anytime. And finally, but not finally. Right?
Starting point is 00:10:56 Let's not be so intense about it. It's Patrick Brewster, everybody! Yeah! about it. It's Patrick Brewster, everybody! Yeah! Congratulations on a pickup for season two of New Criminal Minds.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Thank you! Only on Paramount Plus. Yeah, sorry about that. I don't mind telling people to get Paramount Plus. It's one of my faves of those things. They got grease. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:29 They really run show business. Wait, they have the movie Grease? That's right. Oh, the movie Grease. Rydell High. Oh, yeah. No, sorry. That wasn't a saying.
Starting point is 00:11:38 I literally mean they have the film Grease on Paramount+. Paramount's my favorite streamer. They've got grease over there. That's the ad they run. Fucking shit flies at you because it's so greasy. That's the ad they run for the three months
Starting point is 00:11:50 that the license exists under them. Paramount Plus is really oiled up and greasy. The Chicksal Cream for Paramount Plus. Do they have grease too, Demi?
Starting point is 00:12:03 Oh. I don't know if they can afford that. Do they have Xanadu, Demi? Oh. I don't know if they can afford that. Do they have Xanadu, Demi? Oh. They better. I mean, whoever has Xanadu is probably top of the streaming game right now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:13 Also, I'm sorry. I feel like I hijacked your intro to talk about Grease now. No, no, no. It's okay. No, I didn't know Grease was on. I don't know what's on Paramount+. Yeah. I watch a lot of Discovery Plus and a lot of Peacock.
Starting point is 00:12:25 Stop bragging. I know. She's got them all. A&E. Do you think anybody's named a baby Xanadu? Yes, if you can think it, it's been done. Nice. Whoa, is that true?
Starting point is 00:12:37 That's not insulting to artists. She's not very creative. I like that. I didn't mean it like that. Xanadu. I just willed it. It's like a vision board. You'd hope there'd be somebody at the hospital just going, Xanadu.
Starting point is 00:12:57 For Christ's sake. Because that's another one. That holds up in the sense that it's always bad. Padgett? Doug? other one that that holds up in the sense that it's always bad um paget how do you have time to shouldn't you be solving cases how can you jet away to san francisco i have uh uh but we only shot 10 episodes they haven't all aired yet but we finished in December. Oh, so it's on streaming but rolled out weekly? Yes, which is why I would say do what I do. I buy Disney Plus for one month, watch The Mandalorian, and bail.
Starting point is 00:13:34 You're promoting every network except the one you're on. Yeah, and you're telling people not to pay for it. They pay your mortgage. Get it for a month. Nice. Watch your stuff and then stop paying. Yeah, and pageants on all of them, actually, as it turns out. No, I like the cocaine.
Starting point is 00:13:50 You've got Behind the Attraction on Disney. Yep. You've got Bird Girl on whatever the fuck that is. Adult Swim? Yep. You've got Criminal Bias at Paramount+. You've got Reruns of Friends everywhere. You're doing great.
Starting point is 00:14:04 I'm doing great. Ven'm great. You've got reruns of Friends everywhere. You're doing great. I'm doing great. Venmo to $17,000. I don't think people can turn on a device and not see you. I love this. Or hear you. Yeah. Some of it's voice stuff.
Starting point is 00:14:16 Well, you've got to save that money, Doug. You never know what's coming. True. Mm-hmm. It might raise the prices on Discovery Plus. They got the grease. You don't bundle Discovery Plus with anything? You just have it raw?
Starting point is 00:14:32 She raw dogs Discovery Plus, brah! I don't know. I would have to ask my business manager. Your business manager handles whether or not you're bundling Discovery Plus? I say, I want this. Get it as cheap as you can. Get me that cheap.
Starting point is 00:14:48 Do they sign you up? What? Do they sign you up? Yeah, they make a call. I'm sorry, this is so dividing us. Just so you know, you don't have to make a call to get Paramount Plus. You don't have to talk to anybody.
Starting point is 00:15:04 And I have it. You guys can have my password. You don't have to talk to anybody. And I have it. You guys can have my password. I don't care. Say it. I love them all. Say it. Say it. I'm gonna say it. Yeah, you can't say it, but Netflix is cracking down on the sharing of the thing. I know, I've tried. And HBO. Oh, you can't share
Starting point is 00:15:19 HBO Max? Only a certain number of devices. Hulu's really cracked down too. I've been using Anna's for years And they're going to make me get it soon Who's Anna? I don't know, it's just a woman I met once Maybe she blocked me I stole your friend Anna's password And her social security number
Starting point is 00:15:37 No cracking down at Quibi Quibi? No, I said quacking down at Quibi. Quacking down at Quibi. Hey, if you see so. We're going to be back here tomorrow, Arden, doing Will You Accept This Rose in this very same space.
Starting point is 00:15:59 Oh my god, Doug, I can't wait to get your hot takes on this riveting bachelor. Yeah, that's why we're not going hot takes on this riveting Bachelor. Yeah. That's why we're not going to talk about it at all today. No. No. No. We're going to move on to the part of the show that I like to call Recommendation Nation.
Starting point is 00:16:14 Nice. And that's where I ask all of my guests normally to recommend a movie, but there's a twist. Oh. Today. Oh. I'm making more specific selections. You know, I narrowed down what you have to choose from. And today, because we're still in January, so I like resolution movies.
Starting point is 00:16:34 I like, you know, those big movies, those important movies that you just somehow have never seen in your life and think maybe this year I will. Nice. But add to that. Yes. Somebody laughed like they know movies are going to stop. This is real sinister. You won't be watching movies. Too many crimes to solve, pageant.
Starting point is 00:17:03 What was I talking about? Oh, so what I'd like you to do is recommend, not recommend, but say a movie that you feel like you need to see, but the twist is it has to be one of the many movies that take place in San Francisco. Oh, shit. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:17:20 And I came prepared for that answer. Hot. And we'll share with you some of the titles, and you can pick one. Okay. If you need to. Thank you. Is this a movie that we ourselves are saying we need to see? Yeah, that we haven't seen yet.
Starting point is 00:17:33 You haven't seen it. You heard it's good. And a great example of that, I swear if all four of you have seen it, I'll be surprised, is Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo. Wow. Paget saw it. Seen it. Yeah. Amy saw it. Arden. I saw Fowl
Starting point is 00:17:51 Play that was in San Francisco. There you go. That's what I like. I have that one written down as a suggestion. I love that movie. So good. And Chevy Chase, the chemistry. And Dudley Moore. It starts with Barry Manilow singing I'm Ready to Change My Pants Again.
Starting point is 00:18:08 Exactly. And then it goes right into a series of murders. Microfiche, honey! Written and directed by the guy who did Harold and Maude and then went on to do... Butt Court? No, he's in Harold and Maude.
Starting point is 00:18:23 All right. You can't yell out guesses while I'm telling you exactly who it is. I'm sorry. There's no points available at this point in the show. But anyway. I just rewatched it. It's so fun. I've never seen it. Colin Higgins.
Starting point is 00:18:38 So I pick foul play. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you so much. Nice. He went on to do nine to five ooh I mean yeah he's darling what a way to make a living that was loud
Starting point is 00:18:51 yeah it's kind of I think we're gonna have like a mystery mic game where things are gonna happen that's fine I'm very quiet yeah Amy's a little low if we get a little more heat on Amy microphone number 12 here we go I'm very quiet. Yeah, Amy's a little low. If we can get a little more heat on Amy. Or I could scream.
Starting point is 00:19:05 Microphone number 12. Here we go. Yes, check, check. They have weird numbers. Are you better now? I don't know. Am I better now? I think you just are good at projecting.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Oh, thank you so much. My feelings onto you. You've been really distant, Doug. All right. What's that supposed to mean? All right, so Arden's picking foul play. No, I've seen foul play. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:19:35 That's why I picked it, because I have not seen it. All right, that worked out great. Okay. Oh, this is better. Thank God that happened. Okay, yeah, I feel it. Yeah, okay. So Amy gets foul play.
Starting point is 00:19:45 And then who wants vertigo? Does anybody want vertigo? I want to hear what my options are. Because you haven't been drinking much, so you have vertigo as we speak. I do have vertigo. Yeah, so you might. Okay, I'll give you more options after I write down foul play for Amy. Okay.
Starting point is 00:20:02 One of my, I think my favorite movie in San Francisco is called What's Up, Doc? Yeah. Yeah. I love that movie. I enjoy that movie a great deal. Who's in that?
Starting point is 00:20:11 A lot of Barbara Streisand, Ryan O'Neill, and a cast of very funny people. I want to see that. Madeline Kahn's first movie role, I think. She's great.
Starting point is 00:20:19 Or second. I want to see that because I think Barbara Streisand is so fun to watch. She's so funny in it. I'm going to watch that. That'll be mine.
Starting point is 00:20:26 Yeah. She's kind of funny in it where she spent the whole time arguing with the director saying that she didn't think she was funny. Okay. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then it's all on the screen. That's my pick. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:20:35 That's my pick. I love it. Fast talking. It's great. All right. So Arden's going with What's Up, Doc? Yeah. What about Demi?
Starting point is 00:20:44 What are you thinking? can you think of one or i i can't think of one that is definitely set in san francisco that i haven't seen so do you feel like you're stuck between a rock and a hard place is there is the rock in a rock and a hard case i said hard place like it's supposed to be but he has that corny-ass line. Sean Connery goes, you're stuck between The Rock and a hard case. Because Nicolas Cage is between Alcatraz and Sean Connery. And you know that's the line that got the movie greenlit.
Starting point is 00:21:14 They were like, this is a great line. Write a plot around this. Yeah, it doesn't get any better though than when Nicolas Cage says, what in the name of Zeus's butthole? That one is really like wild. Fun fact, when I was in high school, I saw, what in the name of Zeus's butthole? That one is really like wild. Fun fact, when I was in high school, I saw The Rock in the theater five times alone.
Starting point is 00:21:31 What was he watching? That was very cool. What? I said, what was he watching? Oh, Dwayne Johnson? Yeah, I don't know. He was watching The Rock. Go ahead, turn the dummies down a little bit.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Okay, so... It's technically set just outside of San Francisco. What about, so I think I married an axe murderer? There are fans of that one in the house. I was in that. What? That was my... I was background.
Starting point is 00:22:00 Did you play the Transamerica building? No, I was an extra. I was background. Oh, wow. No way. When he's in the... You can point toamerica building? No, it was an extra. I was background. Oh, wow. No way. When he's in the... You can point to yourself in it? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:09 That's neat. But then they edited it. Oh. All right, now you're just lying to us. No. No, it was... I was an extra, but they cut me out. They did, though.
Starting point is 00:22:19 They took out all my lines I didn't have. I didn't have any lines. Arden has a question. Is this so I married an ex-murderer? He'll be crying tears at his gigantic pillow tonight. That's either that or Goldmember. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:35 My brother has a big head in real life. Goldmember smoking a pancake. That's all I remember from that. That's like my favorite scene because Anthony LaPaglia breaks in it. Oh, does he? He's laughing so hard at Mike Myers. He's really good in that movie, though. He's really good.
Starting point is 00:22:50 Nice. Yeah. I'm gonna pick So I Married an Axe Murderer because I've never seen it, and also I want to inspect and be like, you're not in this at all. I swear to God. Yeah, or I'm gonna pause every frame and be like, it's not her in the back. I just paused every frame in the scene that I remember being in, and I didn't find myself.
Starting point is 00:23:06 And I don't know if they abridged it for, like, it was on TBS. Paramount Plus bought it and cut you out because you won't tell people to buy it. It's competition. Oh, God. They're making a new version of it. So I Married an Axe Murderer?
Starting point is 00:23:21 Yeah, it's called So I Married an Axe Body Spray. I would watch that. I'd be there opening night. Padgett. What haven't you seen that takes place in San Francisco? Did you ever see Basic Instinct? Of course. Don't uncross your legs.
Starting point is 00:23:39 Did you ever see 48 Hours with Eddie Murphy? Of course. Film debut. Lethal Weapon. Lethal Film debut. Lethal Weapon. Lethal Weapon? Lethal Weapon. Is it San Francisco? I think it's LA.
Starting point is 00:23:50 That's LA. I thought it was... That's LA. Yeah, they commuted down to LA. All right. All right. But... Harold Lamont?
Starting point is 00:23:58 But Danny Glover lived here. Bullet? Bullet I've seen. Yeah. Freebie and the Bean. Yeah. I don't think I've seen... Is there a movie, The Birdman of Alcatraz? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:08 That I have not seen. Escape from Alcatraz. Oh, Escape from Alcatraz? Starring Clint Eastwood. I've not seen it. Yeah. That scared me as a little girl. Clint Eastwood?
Starting point is 00:24:18 All of it. I should have watched it. I saw like Dirty Harry. I shouldn't have been watching anything. I never saw that. Clint Eastwood's always been a little intense. Yeah. Especially when he talks alone to a chair.
Starting point is 00:24:30 And what's he squinting at? That was his best work. Wait, have we picked anything for you yet, Padgett? Yes. Escape from Alchemist. Oh, yeah. Okay. Nice.
Starting point is 00:24:39 All right. I don't think you're going to enjoy it, but go for it. I put the coconut raft in that. I think it's probably a pretty good escape from prison movie, but as a genre, I've never been too excited about it. About prison brick movies? You can take your brew breakers in your longest yard. What's he in Alcatraz for?
Starting point is 00:24:56 Oh. That'd be interesting, because you can't root for him like if he's a murderer. Well. But if he defrauded a corporation or something, would you be okay with him escaping? What corporation? Paramount Plus. Paramount Plus. Paramount Plus.
Starting point is 00:25:16 Oh, my God. Are you going to follow up to see if we watched these? Yep. Okay. Yep. It's going to have follow-ups. I'm going to call you, check in with you, like a doctor. I can't wait.
Starting point is 00:25:29 It's going to be a movie wellness check. You have a good doctor. Because then also once you've seen it, you and I do this, like sometimes we'll text about, you watched that? Okay. And then you say a thing and then you move on. But it's nice to have someone that also saw that thing to say something about. And these are some interesting movies that I
Starting point is 00:25:45 have a lot of opinions about. I like that you're describing friendship, kind of. God, I just miss it. I'm so glad to be back in friendships. Thanks for the recommendations that you haven't seen. And we will play
Starting point is 00:26:03 some games right after these messages. We're back! Okay, our first game is kind of a warm-up game, and we're going to play it right after i tell the listeners who everybody's playing for uh arden is playing for angela's story which is la story changed to me and arden starring in it and then uh then we got pagict picked Rambo and Bo over there. And Amy picked Josh Ferratu.
Starting point is 00:26:51 Hey, Josh Ferratu, did you win when you brought that before? Nope. All right, good job. You're not going to win today either, Josh. Temper your expectations, Angela. Yeah, temper your expectations, Angela. And then, so yeah, so really cool name tags just for Ratu and Rambo. But Demi's going with a guy who did nothing.
Starting point is 00:27:15 No, you don't get it? Joshua. Like, okay, like you know the movie Tar? Yeah. It's her name. Well, Joshua is his name. Oh, I see. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:27 Did he put a fun accent over the A? I don't know. It's too far to see. For all we know. You're never going to bring it up here. You could draw it on right now, and we'd all be like, oh, a pun on Tar.
Starting point is 00:27:37 I just remembered him yelling, I don't Photoshop. So I'm not, I don't feel like we'd be impressed with whatever he came up with, but I am impressed that he got selected. Congratulations on that. Okay, the first game we're going to play
Starting point is 00:27:52 is just a quick little warm-up game. Everybody has to have their microphones ready because you don't want to smash yourself in the face with it when you realize the answer. Quickly put it up there. in the face with it when you realize the answer. Quickly put it up there. It's called Live, Die, Repeat.
Starting point is 00:28:10 Yeah! That was the perfect amount. And then this is a game where I say the title of a movie that really exists and then the first person on stage to repeat back that title I say the title of a movie that really exists, and then the first person on stage to repeat back that title entirely and correctly is the winner.
Starting point is 00:28:35 I'll say it slowly, Patchett. Okay, okay. One word at a time. Everybody can guess as often as they like. Nice. So I'll go back to the beginning whenever somebody guesses. You think you're missing something. I'm not.
Starting point is 00:28:50 I'm not. I'll give you an example. True Grit. True Grit! Alright, now I'm ready. Now I get it. First, second, third. And then you didn't play. I didn't say it at all. It took me by surprise. Okay, okay, okay. You want to try another one?
Starting point is 00:29:06 Joshua. I got this. Paul. Paul. I don't know who it's from. That's a photo finished, but with sounds. I don't know. A photo with sound? What's that?
Starting point is 00:29:26 Movie. Yeah. I love a fun laugh. I love a boisterous fun laugh. We got one in the audience today. All right. I'll say it slowly, Padgett. I keep coming back to you because it feels like you're the only one that doesn't understand it.
Starting point is 00:29:45 I got it. I got it. Okay. Are you ready for it? Yeah. Home. Home for the holidays. Home alone.
Starting point is 00:29:55 Home alone, too lost in New York. Wait, you're allowed to jump in and just start making... Home. Yeah. You are? Yeah, that's right. As often as you want. Oh.
Starting point is 00:30:02 Home is where the heart is. Home. Home for the holidays. She just said that. As often as you want. Oh. Tell us where the heart is. Home. For the holidays. She just said that. I said that. Home. Alone. I said that.
Starting point is 00:30:11 We've all said that. This is going to be all night. We're here all night. Is it like Jeopardy? Do I have to say? Home. For the holidays. I already said that.
Starting point is 00:30:26 I changed my mind. That is the end. No. You talked me into it. No. Home. Word. Homer Bound.
Starting point is 00:30:35 Homer Bound. Homer Bound 2. Still walking. Home. Word. Bound. 2. Homer Bound 2. Home. Homeward bound to Homeward bound to Home
Starting point is 00:30:49 Homeward bound to Back in We're going back home again Home Homeward bound to I lost my job I'm moving back home Homeward bound to
Starting point is 00:30:58 We're two dogs and a cat Homeward bound to Milo and Otis Homeward Bound Homeward bound to Theo and Otis. Homer bound to the streets. Homer bound to lost. Homer bound to lost in the forest again.
Starting point is 00:31:15 Homer bound to lost in New York. Homer bound to lost in translation. Sorry, Scarlett Johansson. There it is. Homer bound to lost and found. Homer bound to lost again. Homer bound to lost my purpose in life. Homeward, I said almost said alone.
Starting point is 00:31:36 I don't like the way you're leaning. People are going to fall down. I'm very dizzy. Homeward bound. True grit. People are going to fall down. I'm very dizzy. Homeward bound. True Grit. Homeward bound to lost in. Homeward bound to lost in America. Homeward bound to lost in San.
Starting point is 00:31:58 Homeward bound to lost in America. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I get it. I'm pretty sure Demi's the one who got it. I'm pretty sure.
Starting point is 00:32:08 Good job! Yeah! Good job! I was in that movie, and I got cut out. Oh, this is a good game. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's just three animals walking up hills, getting exhausted.
Starting point is 00:32:34 It's a very zig-zaggy street. Yeah. You take Lombard. I'm going to go around. I'm going to go through the tunnel. They're just getting parking tickets the whole time I've seriously walked through that tunnel over there it's stalkered is that what it's called
Starting point is 00:32:50 I've walked through that tunnel just because I didn't want to walk up any hills because you can go straight it's just flat but it's a long ass scary tunnel I'm like what if I'm in the middle of this tunnel like Will Smith and what's her name in Independence Day?
Starting point is 00:33:08 Can I just jump in one of these doors when the fireball goes through the tunnel? Yeah. And survive. The fire doesn't turn corners. No. No, fire doesn't turn corners. Can't go through doors. No hands.
Starting point is 00:33:21 Doug, your hair is glorious. Luxurious. I'm just turning my head a lot because it's fun to flip it around. Makes me want to buy L'Oreal. I laugh more now because you flip it back when you laugh. It's gorgeous.
Starting point is 00:33:34 I've never been able to do that. It's gorgeous. It's exciting. Demi won that first game. Congratulations. Thank you so much. That means you get to go first. This one's for you, Joshua.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Our next game, if it was a game where people did things in order, but it's not. Uh-oh. Yeah. So that was just a warm-up basically. Yeah. But you know. But you can know you're a winner. You can still feel good about yourself. Right. Mentally, this is for you, Joshua. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:02 You're champion-esque right now. Yep. Which Arden, of course... Becoming a champion. Loves that word. Becoming a champion. This game is called Who Has My Pig? Who Has My Pig?
Starting point is 00:34:16 Yeah. Nice. Can you hear how much they love it? Yeah. They love it. They love it. It's one of the dumber games I came up with. There is a motion picture called Pig,
Starting point is 00:34:28 starring Nicolas Cage, where his prize pig that helps him find truffles out in the forest that he sells to fancy chefs in Portland. He's looking for his pig the whole movie. Love it. It's a masterpiece. And I'm obsessed with it. It's really good. Because
Starting point is 00:34:45 he's always saying, you know, who has my pig? And it makes me laugh every time. It's not a comedy. So what we're going to do, I don't know why I'm trying to put this pen away. I'm going to need it. What we're going to do is I'm going to do a bad Nicolas Cage impression. Nice. And he is going to accuse a famous person of possibly having his pig. I like it. Much like that last game, Padgett, guess as often
Starting point is 00:35:14 as you like. Okay. But I'll just keep going if you're wrong and I'll stop if somebody gets it. So we're trying to guess who he's accusing of having his pig. Who he's talking to. Yeah. Okay. Who has his pig? It's right there in the name of the game. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:30 Jesus. Do we have to answer in a Nicolas Cage voice? No, because he's not talking to himself. I know he's done that in a couple movies, but, or adaptation anyway. Alright, so he was so good
Starting point is 00:35:46 playing twins. He was twins in his last one? Oh, Unbearable Way to Massive Talent. He talks to himself. That's true. Such a good movie.
Starting point is 00:35:53 I loved it. Not enough. That movie. Nobody's talking about that movie getting snubbed by the Oscars. Yeah, it was so good. I fucking loved it.
Starting point is 00:36:00 I loved it. Pedro Pascal, best supporting actor. He was incredible. Outstanding. Yeah, so funny. Okay. Let's get back to Pig.
Starting point is 00:36:10 Here we go. I've got the hair that he had. I put on a sweater that feels like something he wore in the film. Nice. Method. Really into it, yeah. Method. I really love doing this.
Starting point is 00:36:19 I wrote this down on extra thick paper so Amy can't read through it. I wouldn't even try, Doug. I know you wouldn't. I can't believe this is still coming up. I know you wouldn't. I can't believe this is still coming up. I know you wouldn't. After all these years. I just can't let it go. That one time you knew all the answers.
Starting point is 00:36:38 Do you have my pig? I always have to start with just a simple, do you have my pig? Okay. Start the conversation. Jack Nicholson. I mean, no. Do you have my pig?
Starting point is 00:36:56 What did you double O do with my pig? Sean Connery. Timothy Dalton, Roger Moore. Sean Connery was correct. Damn it. Wow, good. Sean Connery, that was fast, dude. You didn't even have time to get to Lazenby. I didn't.
Starting point is 00:37:08 What did you double O do to my pig? You might think you're untouchable, but while you hunt for Red October, try hunting for my pig. My pig is so special, he's like the Highlander. There can only be one. I need more clues To be honest you're my favorite James Bond Those are all the clues
Starting point is 00:37:29 To get to Sean Connery Congratulations You are good I can say a thing fast That makes one of us Demi is on the board with one point Nice He didn't get It was fake That makes one of us. Demi is on the board with one point. Nice. Wow. Killing it. Wait.
Starting point is 00:37:45 Oh, yeah. No. He didn't get. No, it was fake. Oh. Fake. It was just for the ego. Okay. It was just for fun.
Starting point is 00:37:52 Just to watch everybody try real hard. It was fun. Yeah. It was fun. It is a fun game. Do you have my pig? You blanking son of a gun. Samuel L Jackson I know you want to cook and eat my pig you're probably already guy Fieri you probably already have your knives
Starting point is 00:38:17 out Daniel Craig. Who said Daniel Craig first? I think it was Paget. I'm giving it to Paget. Nice. Nice. Nice.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Just because we're trying to have a competition here. It's a Benoit block first. Not Demi knows at all. I get it. I get it. Oh, it was blank layer cake? Was that it? No, I say you already got your dives out. You know what goes well with pig?
Starting point is 00:38:42 Onion. And then the last line of it was, you're my favorite James Bond. Nice. What was the son of a gun thing? No, I said blank. Benoit Blanc is Blanc Blanc. Nice.
Starting point is 00:38:59 His clues are crazy subtle. More crazy than subtle. All right, so Debbie's got one, Pat's got one. It's always a pleasure to have Amy and Arden. Ready? Yeah. Do you have my opinion?
Starting point is 00:39:16 Pierce Brosnan! Renee Zellweger. Let me double check this real quick. Yeah, it's Pierce Brosnan. Woo! What? What? Oh.
Starting point is 00:39:31 Yeah. What? What? Don't tell her. Don't tell her. She's beautiful. She's beautiful. I've gone from the world's end to Daunte's peak looking for him.
Starting point is 00:39:51 Mama Mia. Pierce, your singing is not good. You're my favorite James Bond. All right, so apologies to Amy. You'll be back in our next game, but you have to sit this last one out because we have a three-way tie between these three that we got to settle right now.
Starting point is 00:40:13 I have it, though, in my heart. I think you might, but you never know. You never know what's going on here. There's a few things it could be. All right, everybody ready? No. Roger Moore! George Lazenby? No. Roger Moore! George Lazenby!
Starting point is 00:40:27 It's Roger Moore. Yay! Damn it. She did it. She did it. Yes! Beautiful. I couldn't name one Roger Moore movie.
Starting point is 00:40:39 Like, I don't know why I was waiting. Yeah, I just, the last one was just, you have my pig, Roger Moore. Damn it. But she still beat me to it because that's what the last one is always just me saying just saying a person's name because everybody has that moment of like i love it we're supposed to say it okay great job uh everyone but especially arden i can't believe it really you really got it you figured out the theme and got ahead of it i'm so rare it's rare it's rare for you and for anyone that comes on this show thank you so a round of applause for that everybody
Starting point is 00:41:17 thank you so much shut up and let's go to another break. We'll be right back. We're back. Yay! Yay! Yahoo. Arden is sitting pretty.
Starting point is 00:41:44 I can't believe it. Literally and figuratively, Arden is sitting pretty. I can't believe it. Literally and figuratively, Arden, you are first in our final game. And congratulations, because a lot of people don't think there's any advantage to going first. Thank you so much. I appreciate that. In this game. Thank you. I needed that.
Starting point is 00:42:03 Just so you know. Thank you. I needed that. Just so you know. Thank you. All right. I love doing this show in San Francisco because some of my favorite movies were filmed here. I'm reading the wrong side.
Starting point is 00:42:24 Our last game today is something I call Last Person Standing. Tim Allen. Tim Allen. Yes. No, that game's called Last Person Flashing.
Starting point is 00:42:46 Allegedly. All right. Oh, exciting. Right? Yeah. You didn't hear the news? No. Did he flash somebody?
Starting point is 00:42:51 A long time ago when Pam Anderson was young. Her book just came out. Has lots of juicy stuff in it. Not unlike your book, Arden. And one time she was walking down the hallway and he was in a robe and he showed her his business. And then this is why I think it's real. Because she says, he said, I had to look at you naked. So now we're even.
Starting point is 00:43:15 You know that's real. That feels so fucking real. Only fair. If you just flashed her and went, woohoo, then I'd be like, oh, maybe that didn't happen. No, why would she? You know that happened. That was set up punchline. like, oh, maybe that didn't happen. No, why would she, you know that happened. That was set up punchline, he worked it out, he made it happen.
Starting point is 00:43:29 That's so gross. And he was like, ooh. What the? Can you imagine he's got his dick out going, ooh. I saw the sea lions yesterday at the wharf and they all love home improvement a lot. Ooh. at the Wharf, and they all love Home Improvement a lot. And they were all flashing me. It was weird.
Starting point is 00:43:55 They get it out there. They really show it. All right. So the reason I got confused about all that talk about San Francisco is because it really is somewhat connected to this game today because we do it all sorts of ways, last person standing but the basic premise is today I'm just going to tell you the name of an actor
Starting point is 00:44:16 could be an actress but I like the catch all word actor so then we'll start once I tell you who So then we'll start. Once I tell you who it is, we'll start with Arden. Name a movie that that person's in. Then we'll go to Demi. No, wait. Which way were we going before? Let's go this way.
Starting point is 00:44:36 Okay. Well, we weren't going any way before. We haven't gone any way. Just introducing people in this way. So let's go this way. Okay. So Arden, Amy, me, I like to play. Oh.
Starting point is 00:44:47 But today I'll try to only throw in obscure ones that might not get mentioned. Try not to hurt too much. Then Padgett, then Demi. If you can't think of a movie, your lifeline that you can go to once is the person you're playing on behalf of. I'm so bad at this game. I'm so bad at this game. I'm so bad at this game. One actor? I don't know if you'll be bad at it today.
Starting point is 00:45:08 Yeah, I'm just going to name one actor. Oh, no. Nice, nice. Yeah, and it is going to be a little bit intense, but let's remind everybody that Arden will go to Angela's story, and Amy will go to Josh Farah's, and Paget will go to Rambo and we don't need to talk more about Demi's
Starting point is 00:45:28 laughter no Josh, Josh is who sure, so Josh we were talking to Josh during the break, Josh if you have no information to help Demi just you know poke somebody next to you and have them whisper something
Starting point is 00:45:44 to you, you know what them whisper something to you. Or if you can Photoshop something. That would be great. I don't know. Are you good at this game normally, Josh? You what? It depends on who you pick. Right.
Starting point is 00:45:59 That's what it comes down to. I hope you pick Joshua. Sam Rock will do all right. Yeah, Sam's a good one. He's got lots of big movies and lots of indie shit. But that's not who I chose. Nice. Today's subject. I already said what my favorite
Starting point is 00:46:17 San Francisco movie is. And it stars Barbara Streisand. Oh, Yentl! Hang on. Oh, okay. I almost said, you also have to start at the beginning of the alphabet. No, I'm kidding.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Okay, okay, okay. You Yentled too soon. No, Yentl is a terrific answer, but let's, moving forward, wait to be called on. I'm sorry. Before. I'm so proud no and we didn't have anything else to talk about there so you you're right to get it started I got proud yeah and you got it right so you're still in it
Starting point is 00:46:55 thanks now we move to Amy funny girl funny girl just me, Doug. You are a funny girl. Thanks, Arden. You're welcome. See, that's why we don't want to go too fast. We don't want to miss out on exchanges like that. That's the lifeblood of this show. And I'll pick one that I hope none of you have even heard of. I am going to cry.
Starting point is 00:47:25 Can you say it? Oh, you got a good obscure one, Demi? I don't think it's obscure, but it's the first one that came to my head. Okay, I don't think this is going to be one that came to your head. Up the Sandbox.
Starting point is 00:47:38 My favorite movie. Was that it? No, it was not. I've seen that movie and cannot tell you why it's called Up the Sandbox. I think you see a sandbox briefly at one point, but I don't know why anyone would go up it.
Starting point is 00:47:53 Strange concept. Patchett played the sandbox in that and she got cut out. It was cut out. That's why the title doesn't make sense anymore. All right. See, I love this game because I really think as a group and with the lifelines, I really think we can name Barbara's been in 19 films. Wow.
Starting point is 00:48:14 Right? Feels like she was in a lot more. Yep. But just 19. Yep. And they're mostly not movies called Up the Sandbox. Paget, what have you got? The way We Were.
Starting point is 00:48:26 Nice. It sounded like you were asking a question or something. The Way We Were. I was literally just sitting here being like, well, I know she has that song, The Way We Were, but what movie is that from? So I'm glad you said it. I thought I was stumping you.
Starting point is 00:48:42 Yeah. What do you have? I'll just, What's up, Doc? Nice. Yeah, I can't believe no one snagged that one. You were thinking about it. You had to go and blow out Yentl
Starting point is 00:48:56 right at the top. I don't like that sentence. I blew out Yentl. You're talking to a hairdresser. You've got it, Doug. I blew out Yentl You're talking to a hairdresser You've got it, you've got it, Doug I blew out Yentl Okay, Arden A Star is Born
Starting point is 00:49:11 Yes I almost said the original But no, like the second or third one There's been like four so far, I think And, you know A Star is Born every 10 or 20 years, I guess Yep So you gotta make a movie about it.
Starting point is 00:49:26 If you say a movie wrong, are you out? I don't like it when people say movies wrong. No, no, no. If I guess something and say she wasn't in A Star is Born. Oh, yeah. No, I don't care for that. That's why when you start to seem like you're wrong, I try to quickly encourage you to go to your lifeline instead of being wrong.
Starting point is 00:49:44 Thank you. Okay, cool. being wrong. Thank you. Okay. Cool. I try. Thank you. Sometimes people just blurt out yentl. I can't imagine doing that. I would never do that. Whose turn is it? Amy. Mine. The Bridges of Madison County. What?
Starting point is 00:50:00 That wasn't her? No, but I bet your lifeline has one. Wait, should I cut? No Josh? She got cut in the audition process I don't know why you're mixing up Meryl Streep and Barbra Streisand I am
Starting point is 00:50:13 Or are you mixing up Clint Eastwood and Barbra Streisand? No Barbra Streisand talked to that chair at the National Convention Oh, okay, okay, okay Yes, now I know what movie it is But I still don't know the name of it Okay, think. Yes, now I know what movie it is, but I still don't know the name of it. Okay, Josh.
Starting point is 00:50:27 Think about it. Come back to it. Josh, what do you think? Prince of Tides. Prince of Tides. That's what it was! Oh, shit. That was a waste. But at least he figured it out.
Starting point is 00:50:36 Prince of Tides. The two of you are connected mentally. Nice. Thank you, Josh. Prince of Tides. Nice. She directed that one as well as acting in it. And my favorite thing about it is it's got George Carlin in it.
Starting point is 00:50:51 Yeah, George Carlin has a role where there was a quick little moment of Oscar talk, like supporting actor, and then it didn't happen. But good for him. Where is it? Oh, there it is. Okay. I'm going to say, let me give you another one, or I could just stop giving you ones, but let me see if there's one more that I don't
Starting point is 00:51:12 think anybody has heard of or will bring up tonight. Okay. This is a good one. Any of you have seen The Mirror Has Two Faces? Damn it! That's the one! That's the one I was going to be like, ugh. I remember that. Sorry, Debbie. It's fine. I got one more. Okay, good. And you got a lifeline, so
Starting point is 00:51:33 this is going good. I mean, I would love for this game to end without a winner, like us just getting all 19 movies and then calling it a day. Wouldn't that be a fun way to end the show? Yep. Just on a triumphant... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:47 Nobody. The audience raises us all up on their shoulders. We all need that. Yeah. We need that. Yeah, while chanting, Rudy, Rudy.
Starting point is 00:51:56 Okay. I said, Way We Were. Yep. Oh, no. No, you said, Mirror Has Two Faces. I said,
Starting point is 00:52:03 Mirror Has Two Faces, yes. Okay. Pageant. I said Mirror Has Two Faces Padgett Meet the Fuckers God fucking damn it Good job Gotta be kidding me Hot She was good in that It's a fun movie
Starting point is 00:52:21 You're sick about it and you're okay How? No wait Yes you are Padgett's handing out clues I just I didn't know if she was in She usually solves the crimes
Starting point is 00:52:31 But today she's giving the clues I gotta say Little fuckers Padgett when you When a case goes unsolved On the show Do you take that home with you? You sit around at home Just like god damn, why didn't I solve that case?
Starting point is 00:52:50 There's something I'm missing. Then you call the writers. What did I miss? Yeah, help me solve this one next season, please. Can you tell me a scene that ends nicer? What was your answer, Demi? Is that correct? Little Fockers?
Starting point is 00:53:03 Yeah, that's correct. That is right. Oh, I shouldn't have said that. She shows up in Meet the Fockers, her and Dustin Hoffman as the parents, and then shows up again in Little Fockers. I didn't know it was good. Yeah. I knew.
Starting point is 00:53:17 Seeing that trilogy in theaters. Nice work. You got to show out. Oh, my God. I mean, the FU, the Fockers universe is really, there's room for,
Starting point is 00:53:29 they could really expand. They could do movies about the cat and whatever else is in those movies. Okay. Meet the Fockers. Little Fockers.
Starting point is 00:53:39 No fucking left. No more fucking around. Arden? First. What? I think you might want to go to your lifeline. Hey, hey. What do you got for Angela?
Starting point is 00:53:57 Nuts. Nuts? Nuts. Nuts. Nuts. Yeah, she's in a movie called Nuts. Wow, Angela. Where she's in a movie called Nuts. Wow, Angela. Where she's accused of being crazy or something.
Starting point is 00:54:09 Somebody is. Is she the judge? Anyway. It's a courtroom drama called Nuts. Are you serious? It's a drama called Nuts? Yep. That's bananas.
Starting point is 00:54:19 Yeah, well, you should see the comedy called Balls. That's nuts. Nuts and Balls was the working title, but they couldn't get it past the censors. Okay. Thank you, Angela. Good job, Angela and Arden. You know how this works. Just keep thinking.
Starting point is 00:54:38 I will. Something could come to you. Thank you. Amy, I could also repeat some of the ones we've said already if that helps anybody but amy i know she eats a really big steak a word describing it now and it's her and her son and so it's like well yeah if i'm helping anyone i mean i'm probably out anyway i don't care um and it's called you're my Mom. I love that movie. I love that movie.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Or like Road Trip or something like that. Let's let her work through it. Let's let her try to get there. The trip? No. Let's let her work through it. She's not there with that one word. Road work.
Starting point is 00:55:25 On the road. What kind of a trip is it? It's a cross-country trip. No. It's long. No, there's a deeper thing going on there. And our big trip with me and my mom. You know how they give movies fun, clever titles?
Starting point is 00:55:42 I mean, there are movies called The Trip, but this one's called Acid Trip. You've got it. Work it out. Work it out. Why is it so hard? The hard trip. She plays a Jewish mother.
Starting point is 00:55:56 I know. Don't. I know what it is. I remember. The guilt trip. The guilt trip. Yay. I know what it is. I remember. If you don't get... The guilt trip. The guilt trip. Yay!
Starting point is 00:56:10 Good job. Yes. Good job. You did it. Did you know it? Good job. Good job. As soon as she said trip, I was like...
Starting point is 00:56:16 It's a very funny movie. All right. If you don't get it, there's a feeling you shouldn't have. Guilt. I don't know. That was a good clue. All right. Back to me.
Starting point is 00:56:29 Yeah. The de facto sequel to What's Up, Doc? Yeah. There is a repairing of Babs and Ryan O'Neal. Yep. And it's called The Main Event. Nice. Is it about hair?
Starting point is 00:56:44 Is it M-A-N-E? Is it about your hair? No, it's Main Event as in boxing. Hot. And she's like a ring card girl at one point. And she's having a nice time showing off her ass. I mean, why not? In that role.
Starting point is 00:56:59 Why not? Don't we all? Exactly. Paget. Did you use a lifeline? Don't we all? Exactly. Padgett. Did you use a lifeline? Not yet. Would you like a recap of titles we've said? Bo.
Starting point is 00:57:14 No, I do not need a recap. Bo. Nice. Help, help. Hello, Dolly. Hello, Dolly. I thought that was just a song. It is the name of the movie, right?
Starting point is 00:57:24 Fuck. I've seen that movie Of course Thank you Bo Yeah that's Carol Jane Hello Yeah we both did it Well hello Hello
Starting point is 00:57:36 Okay so Thank you Hello Dolly Finally That one took a second It's out Good job Good job
Starting point is 00:57:44 Hello So excited There's gotta be another one that Finally. That one took a second. Good job. Good job. Hello. So excited. There's got to be another one. I like to say when I'm doing some fine dining, hello, doily. What were you saying? I was saying there's got to be a big one that I'm forgetting and I'm embarrassed to forget it, but Joshua?
Starting point is 00:58:02 Funny girl. Joshua, you're killing me, man. We already said it. Yeah, that's why I kept saying... What's that? No, you're all good. I was just... Yeah, someone already said it.
Starting point is 00:58:12 Sorry. Owl and pussycat? Very good. Nice. What happened there? You're a shorter shot. Hell yeah, Joshua. I'm going to start with the one somebody said already, and then go with one no one will
Starting point is 00:58:24 ever probably say. So good job, Josh. Owl and Pussycat. Good job. The Owl and the Pussycat. That one's fun because she wears a negligee that has the hands like this right here. Yes. For much of the film.
Starting point is 00:58:38 I've got to take a word for it. I've never heard of this. It's good. I almost said it's good. It's interesting. Okay. It's George Segal and Barbra Streisand in the 70s. So they probably say a lot of things we don't say now.
Starting point is 00:58:54 Like? Jumping. Where is it on here? I should have done this alphabetically. It's easier to find them. Okay. Arden? It's the sequel to Owl of the Pussycat.
Starting point is 00:59:14 It's Raven and the... And the meow, meow kitten. Raven and the kitten. Is this your way of saying you've used your lifeline already? I've already used my lifeline. All right. I keep saying to Paget, you want to hear them again for help? I do.
Starting point is 00:59:27 I want to hear them. Yes, I do. Thank you. Because I think that's going to help. Thank you. Maybe. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:59:32 Thank you. Little Fockers, Meet the Fockers, Guilt Trip, Main Event, Up the Sandbox, Way We Were, What's Up Doc, Yentl, Hello Dolly, Funny Girl, and what, Arden? You have 73 seconds. Meet the fuckers. Three. Ben Stiller's getting bad things happening to him.
Starting point is 00:59:59 And he still wants Terry Polo so bad. I'm going to say, when you're done with whatever this is, I'm going to say a movie that's going to make you all so sad. Okay, tell me. That you didn't think of it. Okay. It'll be fun, though.
Starting point is 01:00:15 I love it. We'll all laugh. You're out. I have to pee so badly. Oh, that's another reason why you should probably dip at this point. Can I go and come back? Yeah, you can. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:24 And as you're going, you'll hear this information. But also, isn't it Amy's turn first? Yep. Amy's out. No, I said the guilt trip. You did. I'm so used to the idea of you being out. It happens a lot.
Starting point is 01:00:39 Right, but we got there. We got there. It's okay. They're friends. Now what do you have? Now what do you have? Funny girl two. Funny girl back and funnier. We got there. We got there. It's okay. They're friends. Now what do you have? Now what do you have? Funny Girl 2. Funny Girl 2.
Starting point is 01:00:48 Back and funnier. I stand behind my previous statement. You're going to be mad when you hear that the sequel to Funny Girl is called Funny Lady. Is it really? Yes. I thought he said it when he said Funny Girl. And everyone went, no, that was said already. I almost said it aloud. We haven't said Funny Lady yet. Because I was so excited he when he said funny girl. And everyone went, no, that was said already. I almost said it aloud.
Starting point is 01:01:05 We haven't said funny lady yet. Because I was so excited he came up with funny lady. But he just fucking said funny girl. Now I'm like, is this a trilogy? Yeah. I mean, it should be. I think she should do a third one. And the romantic interest should be Seth Rogen.
Starting point is 01:01:23 Funny old bitch. Funny mama. Funny mama's house? Yeah, funny mama's house. All right, Padgett. It's back to you. I see you thinking over there. I think this counts. Oh, wow. It's back to you. I see you thinking over there. I think this counts. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 01:01:47 Great pre-op. That's always going to be like some TV special she did. No. She played herself on an episode of Modern Family. No. You played a character on Modern Family. I did. It's a difference.
Starting point is 01:01:59 I bet you this counts as a movie. Uh-uh. There's no way. Barbra Streisand. Yeah. Live at the Kennedy Center. What? What?
Starting point is 01:02:14 Wow. I mean, if we're going that route. You know it's two hours long. There's more than one costume change. Wait, now you're defining things that make a movie minus the part where it's a movie? You didn't say it had to be a scripted movie. Yeah, because some movies don't have a script.
Starting point is 01:02:38 They improvise. Like Barbra Streisand live at the Kennedy Center. The films of Christopher Guest. I really appreciate how hard you're selling this, but I can't in a million years let you win with that. I know. But it's fun, though. Thanks.
Starting point is 01:02:53 It's super fun. Funny Lady's a movie? Yeah, it's a sequel to Funny Girl. She's still fucking around with the guy from the first movie, Nicky Arnstein, who's not, he's bad news, he's a gambler. Sure. And she's still messing with him in the sequel.
Starting point is 01:03:10 But then somehow Jimmy Conn gets in there too, who brings no joy to things generally. He's fun to watch because he's always so serious. Yeah. But, you know, he wasn't a fun character actor. So, you know, he's perfect in Elf as the guy who did not want to have anything to do with a fucking elf. Get this fucking
Starting point is 01:03:28 elf out of here. That movie should be rated R, and he should swear every time he speaks. End of tweet. That was James Caan. That was his thing. End of tweet. Wild. Yeah. Whose turn is it? What's happening? Demi?
Starting point is 01:03:45 Who's left? Amy and Demi? Who's left? Amy and Demi? It's just you and me. It's just Demi and me and I know all the answers. Alright, Demi is yours to win. Does that mean I do win? Let's see how much further you can go. I believe in you.
Starting point is 01:03:59 I don't think she was in this. So I'm... And as the game goes, I shouldn't say that then. No, you're fine because you are the last person standing. Have you called a lifeline? I have. Did you do Funny Gal? Joshua nailed it. Nailed it,
Starting point is 01:04:15 really? Yeah. She's not in Love Story, is she? No, that's Allie McGraw. Feels like she should have been. The Ryan O'Neill connection. So Doug won his own game. No, I didn't. I told you, I have the answers.
Starting point is 01:04:32 You know, like Alex Trebek didn't say at the end, I win. I know. He's so fun if he did. I love that. Cocky son of a bitch. I knew every answer. Did you notice me telling them they were wrong a bunch of times? I didn't say Ken Jennings.
Starting point is 01:04:49 I still go back to Alex for a Jeopardy reference. But anyway, congratulations, Demi and Yigibi. Yay! You done did it. I love to win on a technicality. Yeah, yeah. These games are all technicalities all the time. And now everybody, you know what?
Starting point is 01:05:09 This is a great opportunity for Joshua to show you what the hell it was he made. Yes. Up close. Come on down here, Joshua. Oh, now it's all making sense. Look at that. Oh, I see. Yeah, Joshua's like a little kid, I guess's all making sense. Look at that. Oh, I see. Yeah, Joshua's like a little kid, I guess, in that movie.
Starting point is 01:05:29 You printed off the movie poster for the movie. I gotta confirm. That's the actual poster? You just printed it out? Yeah. And I do want to confirm. Your name is Joshua? I was like, it'd be crazy if you're like, I'm Pete.
Starting point is 01:05:45 Are you a vampire, Joshua? Because I did not invite you on stage. They always get people on that technicality. What are some other movies Barbara Streisand was in? I'm going to tell you. Thank God. I'm not going to just leave everybody hanging, but congratulations, Joshua. Yeah, let's hear it for him.
Starting point is 01:06:04 I'm sorry. Sorry, Josh. Yeah, let's hear it for him. I'm sorry. Sorry, Josh. It's often. That's why I think people don't make elaborate name tags anymore, because somebody always skates away with prizes with garbage like that. Ages ago, when I first moved to L.A. and came to a Doug Loves Movies taping, I got picked in the audience by using my credit card as my name tag. Nice.
Starting point is 01:06:23 And they kept it, didn't they? Yes. I'm in massive debt. My FICO score is 110. I could cancel it, but I love seeing what they buy. Oh, yeah. Did you win that day? Maybe.
Starting point is 01:06:38 I got to think I didn't. No, I don't think it was. Okay. Did you ever win? I don't think so. Okay. It feels like I won today. You did!
Starting point is 01:06:46 You did win today. Yeah, I also did win today. You won today. I meant literally just getting beyond this stage, and then I was like, oh, I also did win. Yeah, you actually won. Sorry. Another obscure one I would have pulled out
Starting point is 01:06:59 if I was continuing to do that is she's in a movie called All Night Long. Nobody remembers. Okay, so Lionel Richie videos count, but Barbara, live at the Kennedy Center doesn't. Exactly, exactly. What was the movie where she... Say you, say me.
Starting point is 01:07:14 What? John Peters was her hairdresser and her boyfriend, and she made him the producer, and then that's what made him John Peters the producer. What movie was that? Star is Born. Oh, that's... Thank you. I's... Thank you.
Starting point is 01:07:25 I believe. Thank you. I could be wrong. I think you're right. But then, yeah, and then his persona was played by Warren Beatty in the movie Shampoo. It was supposed to be him.
Starting point is 01:07:34 Oh! And then Bradley Cooper plays him in Licky Pizza. All right. We're running out of time, so I can't say Licorice Pizza. I have to say Licky peetsie. Oh, okay. Nice.
Starting point is 01:07:50 Licky peetsie. Nice. You didn't know Koops was in Licky Peets? Yeah. Licky Peets. Now, here's a movie I remember just because it does the actual bowl in a china shop scenario, and it wrecks the fucking place. And it's a movie that she was in called For Pete's
Starting point is 01:08:06 Sake. Wild. And her boyfriend's name was Pete. And so she was trying to raise money for Pete, got involved with a mob or something and next thing you know stolen bulls are running through a china shop. But we did a great job because I think that's it.
Starting point is 01:08:22 Wow. I think that's all of the Barbra Streisand movies. Wow. On a clear day you can see Forever. Another musical with Omar Sharif. Alright. Demi, you get to do your plugs
Starting point is 01:08:38 first. What would you like to promote? I got nothing to plug. I'm not doing anything. Come see him later tonight. Yeah, stay. Stay in your seats. Don't pay for another ticket. I'm promoting a sedentary lifestyle.
Starting point is 01:08:54 Nice. Well, we're going to have you back on the show real soon if that interests you. We always have returning champs back right away. But as these other three players know, you're always welcome. Aw, thanks. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:09 Padgett Brewster? You should get Paramount Plus every month. And watch every either Wednesday or Thursday night a show called Criminal Minds Evolution. And also Behind the Attraction, the Disney, the show about making of Disney rides that Doug likes. Behind the Attraction is coming back. We're recording all of the narration right now. That's a fun show. And we're doing Will You Accept This Rose tomorrow.
Starting point is 01:09:34 Here, with Doug. Right here, right here. You should join us. Four o'clock. It's really, you don't have to even watch The Bachelor. It's very silly. Yeah. Michael Hitchcock.
Starting point is 01:09:44 Michael Hitchcock from We Love Him. He's never done it. It's going to be his debut on Will You's very silly. Yeah. Michael Hitchcock. Michael Hitchcock from I love him. He's never done it. It's going to be his debut on Will You Accept This Rose. Yeah, Mary Lynn Rice got Michael Hitchcock
Starting point is 01:09:49 from all the Christopher Guest movies for Waiting for Guffman and Mighty Wind. He's here. He's so funny. Yeah, and Mary Lynn from 24 and lots
Starting point is 01:09:56 of other numbers. It's really fun. You got anything else to promote, Arden Marine? Oh, let's see. You can get my book, Little Miss Little Compton. Yes!
Starting point is 01:10:04 And I have, I'll be in the Daria reboot that's starring Tracy Ellis Ross. I'm Brittany the cheerleader that's coming out. I think on Paramount+. I think it's time for, I think it's going to be a movie.
Starting point is 01:10:16 Are you on Paramount+. I think, but it's going to be, it might be in the movie theaters, but it's called Jodi and it'll be out sometime later this year. What's it called again? Jodi and it'll be out sometime later this year. What's it called again?
Starting point is 01:10:27 Jodi? No, the whole thing. The thing that Jodi's in? Daria reboot? Yeah. I forgot that it was Daria. Yeah, it's a Daria reboot and I'm Brittany the ding dong cheerleader.
Starting point is 01:10:40 Oh, okay. She's back. In my mind, I changed it to Dora the Explorer. Yeah. And then I thought I should double check on this before
Starting point is 01:10:47 I say anything more. Yeah. But I had a pretty good joke for that if that were what it was. Okay, what is it? It's not that good. I'm in Dora the Explorer.
Starting point is 01:10:55 No, it's terrible. I'm not going to do it. You can't make me. Wait, so it's a reboot of Daria, but it's called Jodi? It's about the character Jodi that was like Daria's best friend, so it's followed to Tracy's playing Jodi.
Starting point is 01:11:11 Okay, so... But this character was, I was in the original, but then now I'm in... So Daria takes a powder in this, or is Daria a character too? Daria's around. Daria's doing it too. That's somebody that just really enjoys expressions from the 20s. Hey, does she hit the bricks? Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 01:11:38 Amy Miller? Oh, yeah. I have dates coming up. I'll be in, where am I going? I'll be in Detroit. I'll be in Morgantown, West Virginia. I'll be in, where am I going? I'll be in Detroit. I'll be in Morgantown, West Virginia. I'll be in Pittsburgh. Alameda, California, just over there.
Starting point is 01:11:50 Yeah, it's all at amymillercomedy.com and follow me at amymillercomedy. I forgot I'm doing live shows in New York in April at Union Hall in the Bell House, April 14th and 15th. Great. Anybody else have some late plugs to throw in? I'll be in Portland soon too. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:07 February 20 something. Do them all. Do every, do every date you got. I'm in one of the Star Wars movies, but I don't know. Got cut. I got cut.
Starting point is 01:12:27 Let's have one more round of applause for all of my guests. Padgett Brewster, Demi DiGibe, Arden Marine, Amy Miller. Yay! As always, that's all, folks. Yay! Yay! Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.
Starting point is 01:12:47 Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you because Doug loves movies!

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