Doug Loves Movies - Doogie Horner, Rob Maher and Kurt Zeigler guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers screening baby sticky seeds
With 50 as in popcorn kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
But Doug loves movies
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Hey, hey, hey everybody
My name is Doug and I love movies.
This is the I love movies.
Recording for the first time at Magoobies in Timonium, Maryland.
Baltimore adjacent.
It's Baltimore North as they say. It's Wednesday, June 12th, 2024,
and there's no reason to keep you waiting. Let's do some Doug plugs. Okay, settle down.
I'm doing a Douglas Movies taping at the Bottle Rocket Social Hall in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania on
Saturday, June 22nd at 420. I'm doing stand-up for four shows at the Spokane Comedy Club in
Spokane, Washington. It's not pronounced two different ways. I'm always correcting people
when they say Spokane, I go, it's Spokane, because I feel like I'm so correcting people when they say Spokane. I go with Spokane because I feel like I'm so smart
because I've been there, and then I just fucked it up.
But Spokane, I watched it June 28th and 29th,
and I'm doing a Dabs Day Show on Wednesday, July 10th
at the Punchline in Sacramento.
For all of my dates and deets and links,
go to douglovesmovies.com.
That's douglovesmovies.com.
Yeah! Come on! Come on, Liz! That's DougLovesMovies.com. That's DougLovesMovies.com.
Yeah!
Come on!
Come on!
Shhh!
Someone was a little early on their Ted dancing there.
It's confusing, but I love it.
Here's the prize bag.
The bag itself is no great shakes. It's just from a food restaurant, a fast food restaurant
where why are the chips always stale?
Etch pulley.
Anyway, but it's what's inside the bag.
It's a bag within a bag.
Yeah, the bag tonight, the prize bag is a fanny pack
that says Netflix is a joke on it from the Netflix is a joke festival.
And then a shirt from Cincinnati. I don't know what the letters on it mean.
And the guy even said to me, here's a shirt you can have, but feel free to give it away if you want.
And so that's what I'm doing, is giving it away if you want. And so that's what I'm doing is giving it away. And then I got
a button for a movie called Spooktacular that I enjoyed very much. And this is, oh I should
do it last, but we've also got a measuring tape. Yeah, for some reason. Yeah, somewhere
along the way I got an extra, I don't need more measuring tapes, I've got one at home that works just fine.
And then this is my favorite thing from the prize bag. This is a clutch from Peacemaker,
and it's a device that you can smoke out of, but also store your weed in at the same time.
It does both in one, so like if you're going somewhere where
you're trying to sneak some stuff in and then smoke it I guess it would maybe
come in handy or just for daily traveling around. But somebody's gonna
win all of that tonight. One lucky person is gonna have all this stuff to throw
away. And here's the fun thing about tonight's show,
is as you can see, I have three guest chairs over there,
and I have two terrific guests.
That means, no it doesn't mean the third guest is shitty,
it means that we need to get a third guest is shitty, it means that we need to get a third guest to come up and participate
in the show today. So let me see a show of hands of who would be interested in being
that third guest. There's that lady back there. There's this dude with his hand right there. People
trying to make other people raise their hands. And you, and you, and you. Okay, so we've
got so many that let's have a fun game of last person standing and narrow it down to
who's going to play today. So everybody that raised their hand come up on stage right now. Yeah get up here. Oh I like I like your approach you just
stepped right up here. Just stand in a line here in front of the stools.
Hopefully we won't have too many people because we don't want this to take take
too long. Come on up. Yeah no that's okay. Don't feel bad. Just make the line go down
That way there. So you're all you're all single file. Perfect
Okay, so we've got one two, three, four, five six fourteen people. Okay
All right, so on the first round through I'm gonna ask you your name and your answer and if you
Answer the name of the movie, that the two actresses I'm going to tell you,
I'm going to tell you two actresses' names,
and then you tell me a movie that either one of them is in.
If you're correct, you stay on stage,
and we'll eliminate people until we just have one person,
and that'll be our third guest tonight.
All right?
The films of, the reason I picked these actresses
is because they were both,
I couldn't find any famous actresses
that were born in Timonium.
And when even resorting to, okay,
but what about famous people?
The most famous person from Timonium is Spiro T. Agnew,
who as far as I know did not appear in a lot of films,
maybe a few documentaries.
So, so sorry Timonium, and I didn't even do any research
on Cockiesville, but, so I went with Baltimore,
which we are of course quite near.
So this is two actresses who were born in Baltimore. What is your name, sir?
Brad.
Okay, Brad, I need you to name a movie
that's got Anna Faris or Jada Pinkett Smith in it.
Tales from the Crypt Demonite. Who's in that? Jada Pinkett Smith in it. Tales from the Crypt Demonite.
Who's in that?
Jada Pinkett Smith.
Okay.
I trust you.
What's your name?
Isaiah.
Hi, and what's your answer?
Oh, same people.
Oh yeah, it's gonna be like that all the way
until no one can think of an Anna Faris
or a Jada Pinkett Smith.
Smiley face? Yes.
Interesting that the guy in the tie-dye
goes for the Stoner movie.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
What's your name?
Kurt.
Kurt, what's your answer?
Nutty Professor.
Excellent.
Jada Pinkett Smith.
Hi.
Hi, I'm Karen.
Karen, what's your answer?
House Bunny.
House Bunny, of course. Good one.
What's your name? Hey, Tom. Hey, Tom, what's your answer? Scary movie. Oh my god, this is going to be...
You all know your Anna Faris movies. You got a Jada... What's your name? Evan. You got a Jada Pinkett Smith?
You could do Anna. Okay, sorry, he just did. Hell's funny. Just Friends.
Just Friends. She's so funny in that. All right. What's your name?
Kristy.
Kristy, do you have one?
No.
Oh, shit. You were right when you almost didn't come up here. You were so right. All right. Thank you, Kristy. You can have a seat.
She was doing the right thing. All right, we're back to Brad.
Oh, there's no way I'm remembering all the names.
I got really lucky on that one.
Isaiah?
Okay, I got two of them, but I think I'm fucked on the third guy.
All right, you got another answer?
Scary movie 2?
Yes.
Nope. Oh, Oh shit thanks for playing
Isaiah? Yeah thanks for playing dude and maybe your name tag will get picked.
All right Mike? Kurt. Shit. All right what's your next answer? Scary Movie 3. Yeah, of course it is.
Karen.
Yes, Get It Off.
Get It Off?
She's in Get It Off?
That's what it's called?
Set It Off?
It is Set It Off, so.
OK, thanks for playing, Karen.
Karen self-evicted.
All right. Was Jada Pinkett Smith in Woo?
Woo? Holy shit. I think that's correct.
And if it's not, I like to be tricked.
I like people to fool me.
The cinematic classic The Matrix.
Okay, there's no reason to editorialize. But good job.
The Matrix Revolutions?
Mm-hmm.
Observe and Report.
Hey, wait a second.
She wasn't in The Matrix.
She was not in the first one.
She wasn't in the first one.
I'm sorry, dude.
Thanks for playing.
Close one.
Almost let him stay
Okay
Anna Ferris observing report yes
Yes, sir scary movie for
It's true
All right
Yeah, wait as a revolution Alright. I said matrix revolution. Yeah. Yeah.
Matrix revolution.
Matrix reloaded. Yes, very good, yes.
Collateral.
Yes, good job.
Oh, nice try though.
Appreciate you coming up here. We're down to two. We're doing this.
Okay, you ready?
The animal?
The animal?
Is that the Rob Schneider movie?
I think it was just called Animal and the girl was that chick from, I never say that chick, but I just did.
The lady from, she was on Survivor,
and it was like, I think it was the only time
she ever acted.
Yeah, he's, do you have one more just to rub it in?
Scary movie five?
I think she dipped by five, I think.
But you won anyway, because you lasted the longest.
What's your full name?
Okay, thank you. Just step over there and come up with the other two guests because you lasted the longest. What's your full name? OK, thanks.
Just step over there and come up with the other two guests
when I introduce everybody.
Great job, everybody.
We got somebody who's going to play.
And all we got to do now is just introduce everybody.
Would you like to meet the other guests?
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Please welcome to the stage Doogie Horner, Rob Mayer,
and Kurt Ziegler.
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All right. Let's meet them individually. All right, let's meet them individually, starting with our friend Doogie Horner is here everybody.
Hello Baltimore, or almost Baltimore.
What's going on dude?
Nothing.
I'm happy to be here.
It's so close to Baltimore.
I can taste it.
It's right there.
It tastes like crabs.
I used to, for years, I would hear comedians going
on the radio saying, I'm going to play
Magoobies in Baltimore, blah, blah, blah.
And I always just assumed it was in Baltimore.
So I was in for a very pleasant surprise the first time
I played here a few years ago. But I like it.
I really like it.
It's a fun club and nice people come out to it.
Thank you for being here, Doogie.
You are a recent champ.
You won on a recent Zoom episode.
So that's why- With bear name.
Movies with the word bear in the title.
Yeah.
That's why we invite you back so quickly.
So good luck today.
Thank you.
Yeah. See if you can keep the streak going.
Also joining us is Rob Mayer everybody!
Hey everybody.
Hello Doug.
Hey man. How you doing?
Twice in one week. This is our record.
Yeah, we did a stand-up show last weekend at
Arlington Cinema and Drama
House in
Arlington, Virginia
That was a super fun show good times. Yeah, I had to be back here and you're you lately you've been out on the road doing
Shows with David Keckner,
who played Packer on The Office, where you do office trivia with him.
Yeah, we do standup, and then one afternoon or one evening,
we do the office trivia with the real Todd Packer.
It's obviously trivia, behind the scenes stories,
meet and greet pictures, doing it all over the country.
So, check it out, we got, where have we got,
St. Louis coming up Nashville hunts for Alabama
Samford, Connecticut, it's all over the place. So follow Rob calm. That's the easiest way. All right right on. Thank you for being here
Also joining us tonight
It's Kurt Ziegler everybody
Hello
Man of the people.
Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt.
How you doing man?
Good.
Congratulations on winning just now.
And what would you like to tell us about yourself?
What do you do?
Well, my name's Kurt.
My heart is racing.
Yeah. Yeah, I work at a credit union.
It's really exciting.
Came here straight from work.
Wow.
I thought for a second there,
you just didn't want to, you know,
some people don't want to talk about where they work
when they're on a, you know, such an adult podcast,
such as this.
He didn't want to brag too much. Yeah. He didn't want to brag too much.
Yeah, I don't want to brag too much.
It's really exciting stuff. Yeah.
Where in which city do you live in?
I live in Harrisburg, actually, Pennsylvania.
Where's that?
It's like an hour and 15 minutes from here.
Holy shit. Thanks for making the effort.
Yeah, no problem.
I think this is the closest you've ever come with Douglass Movie.
So, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Well, I hope to get closer to there.
What's another big city that's near there?
Just Philly.
Philly is like two hours away.
Oh, I see.
So this was shorter than going to Philly, so that's good.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Well, thank you for being here and for being the third contestant today.
And before we get into the games portion,
we're going to get into a part that might not be hilarious.
So anybody who came out for a straight up comedy show,
thank God they're not here
because they could be disappointed.
Doogie, let's start with you.
The last time you were on, you recommended Mouse Hunt.
Yes.
And it got me thinking a lot about Mouse Hunt.
Good, I'm glad.
That was my hope.
And I might watch it.
So you're still thinking.
It got you thinking, and you're still mulling it over.
That's how strong your rec was.
I'm like, I might watch that sometime.
Like, what have you got for us tonight?
What would you like to recommend?
It's in a way a mouse hunt adjacent film,
because it is a supposed children's film
directed by someone who's going way too hard in the paint,
Babe, Pig in the City.
Yes.
Yes.
Directed by Mad Max director George Miller.
It's the Mad Max of babe movies.
Yes.
It's got wild camera.
Because Babe was very, they told it very, George Miller
directed it very straightforward.
I had to keep checking like, wait,
this is directed by the guy who directed Road Warrior at Mad
Max. And you know, because babe is just such a gentle pretty
straightforward storytelling well he didn't direct babe though he produced
babe produced it yes different director on the first milk was the name of the
director Peter Noonan okay so that makes a lot of sense I always just attribute
him to being the director so then when he took the director's reigns
For babe to it's crazy
Like the camera work really is like a mad max movie, but it's about all these little animals running around in the city. Yeah
spoiler alert
Dave goes to the city. Yeah, and the characters are all really funny. The voices are funny, and it's just a really
The characters are all really funny, the voices are funny, and it's just a really charming movie. Well, I wouldn't, I don't know if I'd call it charming. I was traumatized.
You were eat... It's too dark for you?
Dude, that was the most intense film. It's rated G, but I cried.
It's the first movie my son cried at, and he's seen up like ten times.
It's one of Tom Waits' favorite movies. Red flag, huge red flag.
You know a clown's gonna die and guess what? A clown dies. There's a fire in a children's
hospital. Mickey Rooney plays an aged clown that dies. A dog dies for a little bit and
he goes up to heaven and you think he's dead. He comes back to life. Another dog almost
drowns.
Are you recommending this movie or ruining it?
It does sound charming.
I think it's so cute.
I think it's really adorable and a lot of fun, but you're right about how dark it is
and intense.
But I guess I also do think that you know especially
the more recent Mad Max movies I find them cute and fun as well. They are. One
guy's got that really ugly mask he wears all the time. Adorable. It's cute. Yeah.
Alright so that's a one down two to go what would you like to recommend Rob
Mayer? Can I recommend that you don't watch Hitman on Netflix? Oh that's an interesting I've never had a reverse recommendation. It's got really
good reviews and I saw a lot of it they love it but Glenn Powell who's like he's
a heartthrob right? He's good-looking. And he plays this nerdy guy that people
don't like or they don't want to be around I'm like no I can't believe that
like I'll believe a superhero or like no, I can't believe that. I'll believe a superhero or time travel.
I can't believe that Glenn Pao is not hot in a movie.
I just can't get past it.
And he plays a fake hitman.
This is so ridiculous.
He's not a hitman.
He is a fake hitman that gets people to hire hitmen,
and they arrest them.
And he meets a woman who wants to kill her husband
and then they fall in love, but she's falling in love
with a guy who she thinks is a hitman
and he's falling in love with a woman who he thinks
wants to kill her husband and they should never hang out.
Those are bad qualities.
You shouldn't be attracted to that.
You shouldn't be like, you like murder?
I like murder. Let's have a kid.
It's bad, I'm saying.
Did you watch the whole thing?
Fuck no, no.
I didn't.
It's like three minutes, I figured it out.
So.
It did sound like you were going hard on the actor
and the premise in a way that means you might not
have seen the film.
So, let's go ahead and back up
and actually recommend a movie.
Just a little movie. Okay, it's not new or anything up and actually recommend a movie. Just one movie.
Okay.
It's not new or anything, but I just watched Air.
I thought it was a good movie.
The Michael Jordan signing with Nike with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon.
That movie came out of the gate so hot.
All the critics loved it.
Huge rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
And everybody's, oh, Oscar's going to eat this up.
And then it didn't get nominated for shit.
And people seem to have forgotten about it.
Yeah, Viola Davis plays his mom.
He's not in it, which I thought was a good choice to not.
Oh, Ben Affleck isn't in it?
They don't have somebody playing Michael Jordan,
because it would be too.
I thought it was a good choice to just allude to him
and not actually have an actor play him.
Yeah, it's certainly a story with zero suspense,
because we know what happened with Michael.
We know what happened with the Nike.
Maybe they don't know. Maybe they don't know that he was successful.
Anybody who's never heard of Michael Jordan or Nike, it's probably a very suspenseful watch.
Yeah, yeah.
Probably as suspenseful as Argo.
I wonder if Converse gets on that.
Which was also based on events that you should probably already know about before seeing the movie.
And Fargo. Yeah
What no Fargo is not they say it's based on a true story, but they're that's they're winking
When they say it damn it this changes everything. Yeah
All right, so air is what we're going with and Kurt Ziegler, how do you spell Ziegler?
Z-E-I.
So I say I before E except after Z.
Ha ha ha.
Hey, wow.
Man.
You just got zigged.
Yeah.
Ziggy-dee, zaggy-dee-doo.
It's Kurt K-U-R-T. OK, I want to get it correct on the listing.
It'll be fun to list you as a guest, too, because then the listeners will know who's going to
win the game as it's being played if they read the listing of who's going to be on.
What would you like to recommend, Kurt?
Z-I-E-E-I?
I'll recommend...
It's also the last movie I watched but I watched a movie called super dark times
It was awesome
It kind of like reminded me of like Stand By Me or like Mean Creek
like a coming-of-age movie with like a horrible tragedy mixed in and
It was really good. I highly recommend it. It's on Hulu
Super dark times super dark times who's in it?
It's mostly it's like an indie movie,
so nobody really notable,
but I think they're kinda popular now,
because the movie kinda blew up,
it was like 2017 or something like that.
Oh, okay, all right.
Okay, so we got Babe, Pig in the City.
Aka Super Dark Times, sounds like it,
is what Babe 2 should have been.
Yes.
That should be the subtitle.
And air and Super Dark Times.
All right.
Well, thanks for the recs, you guys.
And we're going to play some more games or some games.
We're going to play some games after these messages.
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And Rob went with Losing Isaiah,
which is, that's the actual title of the movie.
Yeah, so you didn't change anything there.
Very clever.
We got two of those tonight because we also have a,
it's Pat the movie by a gentleman
who goes by the name Pat. Patrick?
Yeah, there you go.
All right, so that's who y'all are playing for.
And the first game we're going to play tonight
is something called Now You Don't.
I'll describe something from a movie.
And your job is to tell me if it happens in Now You See Me,
or Now You See Me Too, or Neither.
And of course, I've said it before, and I'll never stop saying it,
Now You See Me Too should have been called, now you don't.
So that's why this game is called, now you don't.
We will start, let's just go across in the order that you are here.
So we'll start with Doogie, then go to Rob, and then go to Kurt.
So Doogie, you got three options there obviously. So if you miss and Rob has to choose
from two and if he misses, then Kurt will get the gimme point on this one. And then
every time someone gets one right, the next person in line goes first on the next one.
Doogie, now you see me, now you see me too or neither. One of the magicians opens a safe with a playing card now you see
me oh I was so fast well I don't know the answer so I might have an equal
might as well go confident yeah yeah like it cuz maybe you made me rethink the
answer yeah that was what I was hoping if I got it wrong you'd be like I was
like well I guess I wrote it wrong. No, that is incorrect. Damn it
But damn that was just so so confident. That was my strategy
Now you see me too
Incorrect
What do you think Zig
What are you gonna go with it neither neither is correct
What are you going to go with? Neither.
Neither is correct.
It totally sounds like something going
to happen in one of those silly movies, but nope.
Not to my knowledge.
All right, so we're back to you, Doogie.
You've got to go first again.
I haven't seen any of the movies,
so that's why it's hard for me to go on instinct.
It doesn't make it harder.
Have you seen them, Rob?
I've seen the first one.
OK.
But I read the book of this.
No, I didn't.
No.
And Kurt?
I saw the first one.
Didn't care to watch the second.
Yeah, that seems to be like a recurring thing with people.
But it did well enough.
They're making Now you see me three yeah
which they call that one that sounds weird yeah it should be now you three me
also did now you see me to come out before the whole me too thing happen it was 2016 I think when when the movie came out that's a magic
trick right yeah okay do you're up first now you see me now you see me to or
neither a character pulls a rabbit out of a hat and calls it macaroni I know
these movies are absurd and that sounds absurd yeah now you see me too
incorrect ah Rob neither that correct. That doesn't happen. That's a silly thing to happen.
But yeah, the movies are absolutely ridiculous.
And that means, Kurt, we're starting with you on this next one.
Woody Harrelson, who's in these movies, always in a very jaunty hat. He's a jaunty hat magician. I think he
gets his hats from the Dave Keckner collection. Yeah. Big hat guy. All right. Woody Harrelson
says, abracadabra, I'm going to reach out and grab you. Kurt. Neither. That is correct!
You figured it out.
I don't remember either of those movies.
I don't know what happened in them.
Let me know if I'm wrong about any of those things actually.
That could have worked in your me too version.
But congratulations. Kurt's our winner of that game.
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Here, Dougie, I'll do the fourth one that I wrote down.
And you answer with that quick confidence that you do.
Can I do something even more confident?
What's that?
Can I pre-answer?
Oh, I like it.
Oh, OK.
What's your pre-answer?
Well, I remember it was in the first one
What was the thing?
This is a real-life magic trick is this your question
Mark Ruffalo's character has a pet chicken
boom no neither I Mark Ruffalo's character has a pet chicken. Boom. No, neither.
I just said I didn't see the movies and I don't know what happened to either of them
before we did this exchange.
He could have had a pet chicken at home that was never in the movie.
I could have been lying too.
It's true.
All of these things could have happened off camera.
Yes.
In those films.
It could be in the edited scenes.
Who brings their pet chicken to work, Doug?
It could be in the BTS.
A farmer?
All right.
Here's another game.
Should be fairly easy.
Well, not easy, but it's amongst the easier games
that we play on the show.
But it still gives some people some trouble. It's called ABCD's Nuts!
We're going to start on the opposite end down there with Kurt, and we'll go to Rob, then we'll go to Doogie.
The word we're going to spell, I'll tell you in a second, but it's a spelling game where each of you, as it gets to you, I'll tell you the next letter in the word we're spelling, and you'll name any movie that begins with that letter.
But if you match what I wrote down before the show, you automatically win the whole game. But just to stay in the game, all you got to do is name a movie that begins with that letter.
It's more challenging to some people than you'd imagine.
And I was watching cable TV in the hotel room today, and a
John Cusack classic was on.
So we're going to spell serendipity.
And all of the answers, they all fit under some sort of thematic
umbrella of some kind so if you could figure that out might help you in your
answer s goes to Kurt first and of course you have no idea what the theme
is at this point so just just name any movie that begins with S, and if you match me, we should probably all run from the building.
Because you're some sort of magical demonoid. What do you got?
Salt. A guy in the audience just goes, okay.
Like we have an official verifier of, yes, that is a word.
It's a good thing you didn't say pepper because that is not a film and it doesn't begin with
S. The S movie that I wrote down is Sleepless in Seattle.
Yeah, so now we go to Rob, and the next letter
in Serendipity is E. So name any movie that's got an E in it.
E.T.
Full title?
Extraterrestrial?
Phone Home?
I don't know.
I like to bust people's chops about it because it's E.T. the Extraterrestrial.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, and a long time ago I used to, I stopped doing it, but I used to insist that it was called E.T. the Extraterrestrial and his Adventures on Earth.
Because in a lot of places it's phrased like that,
but the official title doesn't include that last part,
I don't think.
But anyway, I wrote down, even cowgirls get the blues.
Which I think had Uma Thurman in it,
and she had like two extra thumbs.
Those extra theme.
Well, you know, you're gonna get the blues but probably extra All right, the next letter is R, Kurt.
What about me?
Oh, sorry.
I was prepared for an easy one.
Yeah, right, it was your turn, Doogie.
I wasn't looking at everybody.
I just like, just blurted that.
I just like Kurt so much.
No, I understand.
I wish I was Kurt too.
Yeah, but you were also sitting there preparing
for the letter R, right? I was. Yeah, I was Kurt, too. Yeah, but you were also sitting there preparing for the letter
R, right?
I was.
Yeah, yeah.
Sometimes people play ahead.
So Doogie, what do you got for the letter R?
So this one is risky, because I don't know if I'm
going to get the number right.
It's that John Cusack movie, Room 1408?
I don't know if that's the number, but I also don't care.
I'll accept that as an answer.
It's funny that all the movies that begin with R,
you pick the one you're not sure of.
Well, I wanted to pick a John Cusack movie.
Oh, that's cute.
Ideally.
Right.
I could say Red Tails also.
Yeah.
Now you're showing off.
The P38.
Yeah.
There you go.
OK.
Moving on.
Rob.
We go back to me.
Oh, is it E again? Oh, wait. now we go now. We go to Kurt all right
Now we're on Kurt, and it's oh, I didn't say what my our word our oh, yeah, what was yours? Yeah, my fourth 1607, huh? What?
I'll say it right now while you're not talking
I'm sorry.
Rumor Has It is the name of the movie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, now we're back over to Kurt.
And the letter is?
E.
E is correct.
It is the hardest letter to know
when you're spelling Sarah andipity, I think.
The E's could go either way.
Ever after.
Oh, that's a great answer, dude.
I wish I had thought of that.
I just wrote down, even cowgirls get the blues again. All right, N is the next letter for Rob.
Nightcrawler.
Oh, that's a good movie.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Some people don't like it because it's good.
Jake Gyllenhaal is so creepy in it.
Like he doesn't, I don't think he blinks.
It's just a creep.
But I went with a motion picture called New Year's Eve.
Yeah.
D is the next letter.
Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead.
Okay, but what's your answer?
Dumbo. I went with a movie called Down to You, which stars Julia Stiles and has, we mentioned it
earlier I think, it has an amazing 0% on Rotten Tomatoes I think. The next letter is I and we go back to
Kurt. Definitely not gonna fit the theme but inside man. Yeah does not fit the
theme. The movie I wrote down is called I Hate Valentine's Day.
Starring Gerard Butler.
Who I have a theory about.
Go on.
He's never in a movie I'm gonna like.
I don't think he's a bad actor,
but he peaked at 300 for me.
The movie, I don't think he's a bad actor, but like he peaked at 300 for me. The movie, not, I don't think he's been that big. Not the age.
Not the weight.
He put on weight for How to Train Your Dragon.
You can hear it.
Yeah.
I can't train this dragon.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
OK, so the next letter is P.
Pulp fiction.
Yes, that does begin with P. Oh, wait a second.
Gerard Butler was in I Hate Valentine's Day. But nobody cared. I was like, sure, he could be in that.
No, it was a Nea Vardalos movie after the success of my big fat Greek wedding. She made I Hate Valentine's Day. It did not go over as big. Alright so for P you said Pulp Fiction I wrote down playing for keeps
starring Gerard Butler. Okay. I was one off. Alright the next letter is I. Inception.
Yes is an I but not it's like you're not even trying to match the theme. I don't know what the theme is.
No, neither do I.
I haven't figured it out.
OK.
In the Mix is what I wrote down.
Do you know what that is?
A baking movie.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Oh, it's about a bunch of bakers that try to rob a bank.
It's like, now you see me, but bakers.
I mean, they use titles over and over again these days, so in the mix would not be a bad
title for your movie, but the movie I'm referring to stars Usher.
And it was seen by so few people that he actually would point out where your seats are when
you arrived at the theater.
Okay, T is the next letter.
The train.
What?
Has Burt Lancaster.
It's called The Train?
You picked a The movie,
but also the next word begins with T.
Double T.
I love it.
I went with a movie called Till There Was You that starred Gene Triplehorn.
And now we're down to the last letter is Y.
And do you want me to recap all the movies?
Please.
So we got Sleepers in Seattle and then a bunch of other shit.
Uh...
What's your why?
Ah, well, I have no idea what the theme is.
It's Sleepless in Seattle and then a bunch of other movies.
Young Frankenstein.
I guess Sleepless in Seattle was supposed to be a comedy.
So it would fit under that title, but I went with
You've Got Mail!
I started and ended with the two
two giant Tom Hanks rom-coms and then a bunch of
shit-ass rom-coms in between that people, if you haven't seen
them, good for you.
Because the ones I've seen are terrible.
And that means since we don't have a winner in this game, Kurt is going to advance to
the next game as our default winner.
Kurt.
Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt.
I hope Doogie and Rob are okay with this.
I just like seeing Kurt win.
You just met Kurt.
But we'll see if Kurt can pull off the win of the entire game tonight.
After these messages, we'll be right back. We're back.
All right, so I named Kurt the default winner
of that last game we just played and so he gets to go first in our next and
Final game so which order were we going in on that game? We were going around this way, right?
So we'll switch it back. So Kurt Rob Doogie. That's the order and
Remember it like you do so that when I screw it up. You guys can correct me
So you do so that when I screw it up you guys can correct me. So Kurt where is the person whose name tag you chose? You chose Pat? Alright so Pat what I need you to do for oh did I
say we're gonna play last person standing of three actresses from the three people in
the audience that you fellas are playing for.
And then just like at the beginning of the show, you'll take turns naming movies that
any one of those three are in.
And when you can't think of one you're out but you can go to the
person whose name tag you chose as a lifeline one time and you can also we're
adding back in another lifeline phone a celebrity so I know Kurt's probably got a
whole whole bunch of names in his phone that he's going to have to choose from.
But that's really a last minute ditch effort.
And just fun for us listening to you try to get somebody
famous on the phone, because they probably won't pick up.
People don't like getting phone calls.
But if they do pick up and they know the answer,
that will save you for another round.
All right, so Pat, name an actress
that you'd like us to use in this game tonight.
Natalie Portman.
Natalie Portman is an excellent choice, Pat.
Lots of options there.
Lots of movies with sequels
that I don't know the titles and numbers. I don't
know them properly, but we'll get through it. Doogie, who are you? You went with...
Evil Brad.
Evil Brad. What do you got, Evil Brad?
Madeline Kahn.
Madeline Kahn. I love that one. Very, very much. Oh, and I I play along of course just for fun, so I'll I'll try to chew up the Madeline Con ones, please
Star Trek to the rare time Rob. Oh, it's like you're a person you picked didn't
Didn't help you out at all. No. I got Isaiah's my guy. Oh
Okay, what's your answer?
Think of a deep cut.
Any actress.
And then do the opposite.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Anna Kendrick.
Anna Kendrick, OK.
OK.
Rob is not thrilled with Anna Kendrick,
but there is a real secret with Anna Kendrick, but there is a real, there's a secret to Anna Kendrick that if you unlock it, it leads to easy answers, if you ask me.
All right, let's go ahead and, sorry, I'll recap. We've got the films of Natalie Portman, Madeleine Kahn, or Anna Kendrick.
Only one of those three has been a guest on this show, but she was.
Why are you asking another interesting question?
Hannah Kendrick, is she from Mad Men?
Is she?
Are we allowed to ask who the actress is?
I don't think you're allowed to ask anything,
and yet there he was doing it, and he's wrong.
She's not on Mad Men.
I knew it.
Yeah.
And do these events, he's only been on the show 37 times
Kurt what do you got for your first answer?
Star Wars Episode 1 the Phantom Menace. Oh you show off
Okay, what way did I say we're going? Rob's next? Yes, pitch perfect.
See, you knew that.
Well, yeah, it's the first round's the easiest.
Tell that to Christy.
But you were at the end, she was at the end of the row.
So Doogie?
Star Wars Episode II, Attack of the Clones.
Okay. Star Wars Episode II, Attack of the Clones. OK.
Star Wars Episode II.
Wait, wait, wait.
I gotta go.
Doug's going.
Don't worry.
I'm not going to fuck with your Star Wars.
I'm going to say Pitch Perfect 2.
Damn it.
Oh, man.
I thought I had two.
Oh.
OK, now Kurt. Sorry I didn't jump in there Star Wars episode 3 revenge of the Sith
Yeah, you did it
The accountant
Wow, that's a Anna Kendrick one doogie. I loved her in madmen
She's like why are these guys so mad?
So with Pitch Perfect and the accountant, you're still blanking on who she is entirely?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's driving me crazy.
That's cool. But just focus on the other two. Madeline Kahn, great comedic actress from the 70s.
Huge man.
She did some stuff in the 80s. And man. She did some stuff in the 80s. And then...
I like to turn Star Trek too.
And of course Natalie Portman.
Just go Natalie Portman.
She was in...no, I'm kidding.
Black Swan.
Yes.
I'll say Black Swanan too bigger and black
Get these motherfucking swans
Wait you said the accountant yeah, why did you say pitch perfect three cuz that's what I'm saying I
Cuz I saw a pitch perfect too, and I thought this is the end. This is the end they really tied this up nicely Why would they're so perfect? Why would you ruin it ever be more? There's even gonna be pitch perfect for I don't know if she's gonna
Be in it, but they're gonna do it all right back to Kurt
V for vendetta
Mm-hmm, I
Don't know the full name. It's there's she's in a, Portman's in a Thor, a dark world.
Okay, just pick any of that and Thor. Pick it and land it. Yes, Thor. Correct.
Yes.
Doogie?
Yeah.
Leon the Professional.
Yes. Thor, the dark world. Kurt?
May, December. Damn it.
May, December.
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
Don't worry.
You can go to your lifeline early if you want.
Oh, yes.
I can and I will.
You want to call somebody?
We'll get to that.
He might know some Madeline Kahn, more of the age.
Yeah, Isaiah, step up to the plate my friend
Noel it was like a Christmasy Netflix movie yeah it's a it's so good it
counts for three answers so thank you or not good job Noel thank you he saved
you appreciate you you might think of some more though as we I might as we
continue doogies thinking real hard I think I remember who Madeleine Khan is I appreciate you. You might think of some more though as we continue.
Doogie's thinking real hard.
I think I remember who Madeline Kahn is now.
She's got that like weird voice, right?
Her voice is kind of different in everything she's in.
She's a character actress.
I don't want to say anything more about her.
Yeah, yeah, no, no, no.
I'll keep going with Natalie.
I'll say Hotel Chevalier.
Oh, that's fancy.
OK, I will try to jump start the Madeline Kahn thing.
She was in Clue.
Damn it, I was thinking that.
Flames, flames, flames on the side of her face. She was, OK, yeah. Yeah, you love that movie, don't you? I do thinking that. Flames, flames, flames on the side of her face.
She was, okay, yeah.
Yeah, you love that movie, don't you?
I do.
Yeah.
It's good.
Well, she's in it.
Up in the air, Anna Kendrick.
I think her first and only Oscar nomination for that one.
Rob?
Is Natalie Portman in the Grand Budapest Hotel?
Is she? That's the question?
Yeah, she is.
Oh, okay. I don't think she is.
She should have come.
I don't even know who you're confusing her with in that movie.
It's got a lot of people in it. Is that why you said it?
Yes.
It's got a lot of people in it.
Knives out. Yes. All right
We're calling. Okay, we're calling David Keckner
Yes
Who has he's been a guest on the show before yes, we love him and he'll pick up because it's you right
Dave
Dave
Yep, why there we go. Sorry.
Make it so we all can hear. Hey, Dave?
Oh, shit, I thought...
I was hoping it was a button dial.
No, no. Hey.
All right, you are... I'm at... I'm with Doug Vincent.
We're doing Doug loves movies here at Magoobies,
one of your favorite clubs, and...
Yeah, and I am just am just sucking ass like normal.
I need, yeah, you are my lifeline.
Now, a few years ago, you were my lifeline.
And we had, you got it right.
It's all I remember.
So I need a movie from Madeline Kahn, Natalie Portman,
or Anna Kendrick. Any one of the three. Tell them to do Madeline Kahn, Natalie Portman, or Anna Kendrick.
Any one of the three. Tell them to do Madeline Kahn, because.
If you do a Madeline Kahn, that would be the most.
Yeah, I also don't know who that is.
Yes, Madeline Kahn.
Young Frankenstein, which I said 30 minutes ago.
Okay, Dave, I'm not sure if you're listening, Young Frankenstein, which I said 30 minutes ago. Okay.
Dave, I'm in a competition with another comedian,
Doogie Horner, and a credit union guy, Kurt Ziegler.
That's E before I, because I don't know,
but the crowd is rooting for him.
He's very popular here. What I heard you say was Dirk Diggler.
Yes, he's Dirk Diggler.
You know what?
Boogie Nights.
No, fuck it.
All right.
This is cinema reference, Bob.
Thank you, Dave.
Madeline Kahn is in Young Thracnissite, correct?
Yeah, you got it right.
Yeah, I think.
Would you have said that one already?
No, I said it as an answer earlier.
Oh, right, that's right, that's so funny.
Thank you, Dave, I'll see you in Nashville in 10 days.
Yay, Dave Kekner!
Woo!
Applause
That's amazing that you already said Young Frankenstein
in another context
Well if you're gonna lose lose she's so funny that she's gene Wilder's fiance
That isn't there at the castle while he's fucking his assistant then she shows up and things get you know awkward
She sounds like I should know her work. Yes
Very much so all right doogie well. I Well, I was going to say Young Frankenstein.
So I'm going to go to my celebrity lifeline, David Keckner. Can I use your phone?
You can. You can, yes.
No, uh...
Seriously, call him back.
David, I loved your work in the office and I just wanted to chat.
Or just call me back and say this time it is a butt dial when he answers.
I guess I'll do my lifeline.
Evil Brad.
Evil Brad, what do you got?
Blazing Saddles.
Blazing Saddles, dude.
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
I think that was maybe her, one of two Oscar nominations I think for that
that film. I won't say what the other one was. Wow. Oh fuck it I'll say it, Paper
Moon. This was my turn. Kurt? Beautiful Girls. Yeah that's Natalie Portman,
probably second movie after Leon. Okay, we're back to Rob.
I don't know what you can do now.
It's been a pleasure.
I feel like she was in that movie with Robert Downey Jr.
and you know what, I'm out. Sorry.
Yeah, I can't think of what that would have been.
Rob Mayer everybody.
Sorry Isaiah, but hey, appreciate you man.
Thank you man, I'm glad you were there for me.
Be sure to call back Dave after the show and say thanks for nothing.
I will, yeah.
Way to not text me other answers, geez.
That'd be so funny.
That would have been amazing.
Oh god, I don't know. Is it young Frankenstein, too?
Middle-aged Frankenstein yes
Young Sheldon now it's different. This turn is it to me. I'm gonna go on a limb
I'm gonna do another Mel Brooks and hope that Madeline Khan was in it. Oh, that's a fun way to approach it
Was she in Silent Movie?
I don't think she was.
I don't think she was.
No.
Yeah.
Name another one.
Thor Love and Thunder?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mm.
Not for Madeline Kahn.
I made another Mel Brooks movie.
Oh, now D.H.O.N.
High Anxiety? Doogie, Doug is a celebrity, and you have his phone number. another Mel Brooks movie that I have not done. High anxiety?
Dougie, Doug is a celebrity and you have his phone number.
Oh, that's interesting, but I might not answer.
Oh.
I'm terrible at answering my phone.
I let it go straight to the voicemail.
You'd be like, Doug, I'm doing a podcast right now.
I can't talk.
Yeah, but Thor, Love, and Thunder, she's in that,
so good job.
Yeah, you nailed it. But she's in that so so good job. Yeah, you know that
But for more Madeline con it see like you were starting to name later Mel Brooks movies in like Cloris Leachman was in
high anxiety and
Oh wait, she was in high anxiety. So yeah high anxiety
Kurt
I'm gonna go with closer
Natalie Portman. Yes
I'm gonna go with closer Natalie Portman. Yes
Back to you Diggs. I'm gonna go with the sequel to clue clueless. Oh
Wait, that's the pre that's the prequel cuz it's less than clue
Is this really the end of the line for you it's the end of the line for you. It's the end of the line for me. All right. Doogie Horner, everybody. All right.
So now, now it's just me and Kurt.
And let's see what I can come up with next for Natalie.
We haven't touched on, we've done a pretty good job with Natalie actually, but yeah,
I can't think of another Natalie, and then Madeline Kahn, I think we did a lot of her, oh shit,
this is wild and it's just coming to me now, one of my favorite movies ever,
and Madeline Kahn is hilarious in it's just coming to me now. One of my favorite movies ever and Madeline Kahn
is hilarious in it.
What's Up Doc?
Yeah, one person agrees.
You're a big Madeline Kahn fan here, yeah.
It's such a good movie.
If you've never seen it, treat yourself.
All right, Kurt.
Brothers, Natalie Portman.
Right, that's with like Toby McGuire?
Yeah, okay.
Didn't want it to come back to me so fast.
That was really whipped around.
Oh, Anna Kendrick, we can do some more Anna Kendrick, right?
I gotta have another Anna Kendrick.
Oh, into the woods, into the woods.
Definitely check it out if you wanna hear that phrase a lot.
Back to Kurt.
Let me think.
You haven't used any of your lifelines, right?
No.
You wanna use a lifeline?
Annihilation.
Annihilation.
Oh yeah.
That's a big one for a lot of us forgot that Natalie Portman was in that.
Holy shit.
All right.
So we're back to me again already.
I always get confused.
She's in two movies where she's like a teenager with a weird relationship with her mom.
I'm going to say where the heart is.
Is that one of them?
Okay, Kurt.
Jackie?
Where she was?
Oh yeah, of course.
All right, you win.
Let's hear it for Kurt everybody.
Yes.
Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt,
Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt.
Thank you.
All right Kurt, well you're gonna have, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, Kurt. Thank you. All right, Kurt, well, you're gonna have to
give me your information after the show
so that we can have you back on soon
as a returning champion, but in the meantime,
do you have anything you'd like to plug?
No.
Kurt's so good. Any shout outs to anybody? Do you know anybody that listens to this podcast and would be like, hey, Kurt mentioned me.
Or do you just listen to it alone and never discuss it with anybody?
Nobody knows my secret.
Nobody knows.
Sure.
Secret podcast.
No, no.
Very much an alone activity. Sure. Secret podcast listeners.
No, no.
Very much an alone activity.
Yeah, it really is.
And that's why I'm always delighted when people drag their significant others to the show
and it works out.
They have a good time because they just get into it because everybody's so into it.
Rob Mayer. Oh, Kurt's got something else to say. You know, because they just get into it, because everybody's so into it.
Rob Mayer.
Oh, Kurt's got something else to say.
Ian, you owe me 20 bucks.
Nice.
What was the bet, that you'd never get on stage at Magoobie's?
Rob Mayer, what would you like to promote buddy?
I hear locally, Magoobies fans do a murder mystery here, Dial-Aid productions here all
the time.
Check out anytime around Halloween, Christmas, Valentine's Day with Justin Schlager from
98 Rock.
Also listen locally, 98 Rock.
And then again, nationally David Keckner on tour.
We have like 30 more weeks this year.
So either go to followrob.com or davidkeckner.com
for stand up and the office trivia with the real Todd
Packer.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And one more time for Dave Keckner for answering his phone.
That was really fun.
Yep.
I wonder how recently is his number been updated
Every now it's a new one now. It's um I since I've known him. It's always been the same number Oh, yeah, I think I've nice then you have you probably have his number. That's how I met I threw that's how I met Doug
We did Doug Lowe's movies in Orlando
Yeah, Dave Keckner was my buddy Rob would do it if you needed another guest, and you were great.
And so you've been on a ton of time since,
and I refuse to have Dave back on.
I agree, I agree.
He's a real show off with all his Madeline Kahn knowledge.
Oh my god, he knows everything.
Big Kahn head.
But let me see what kind of number I have for him,
see if I can call him before we wrap this up.
Okay.
Doogie Horner everybody.
What would you like to promote friend?
I have a special on YouTube called Dad Max.
You can also listen to the album on any of the audio streamers.
And I have a kids, a middle grade graphic novel series called The Adventures of Invisible
Boy.
So if any of you have kids between the ages of eight and 12 or grandchildren or very young
friends you hang out with.
Or you're just young at heart.
It's the Adventures of Invisible Boy.
All right, Doogie.
Nice.
Woo!
Do you have the number?
I do.
I think I have it.
Let me get it.
It ends with 2-2.
OK, I'm going to call.
Now people are out there testing everything.
David?
Hello.
Hello.
Dave?
Now people are out there testing everything. David?
Hello, hello, Dave?
How come we can't hear it?
Hello?
Hey, Dave?
Yes, Douglas?
Sorry, it was a butt dial.
Thank you. You did a great job helping out Rob, but of course he went on to lose, but
do you have another, could you name another Madeline Conn movie?
Yes. Let me think. Well any other Mel Brooks movie she's in.
Yeah, she's in a lot of them was she in silent movie
I don't think so. I don't think she's in the producers. Oh, thanks, sweetheart. Yeah, but thanks for your help
I'm sorry that I caught you in the middle of your nasal clearing.
He's really concentrating.
I'm an old person.
I just constantly clear my throat, much to the consternation of my children.
Well thanks for talking to us Dave.
I hope to see you soon.
Same here brother.
I love you.
Okay, bye buddy.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You just used the same strategy.
You just started naming Mel Brooks movies.
Yeah.
And you know, who knows?
He's smart.
She did work with him a few times,
but I've got a plug that I'd like to do before we.
Can I plug one more thing?
My podcast, The DLP Agenda, my buddy is,
well thank you one guy.
All right, thank you. Check it check it out closing on a million downloads so maybe you're
the millionth one you'll win absolutely nothing but it would be cool so the DLP
agenda thank you I am going to be doing the Benson movie interruption your choice
edition that's
where people bring in DVDs and blu-rays and then we pick one to watch and it's
going to be at the dynasty typewriter in LA on July 2nd and of course I won't say
it again but you know to go where to go for all of my dates, let me ask you this. At the end of every show, I wrap it up with the last line
from a movie.
What do you have a favorite last line from a film?
I do.
In Bruges, he says at the end, and I really, really
hoped I wouldn't die.
And I really, really hoped I wouldn't die twice
for some reason. And then it just just ends I always thought that was cool.
Colin Farrell says that? Yes. Imbruge is a very entertaining movie I think that
it's from the same guy who did Banshees of Inna Sheeran years later to all that
acclaim but I think the acclaim should have come earlier because In Bruges is really, really good. Ray Fiennes is very
scary and funny. Yeah. At the same time. Brendan Gleeson is great in that. I love him. Yeah, yeah.
And Colin Farrell, yeah, so they reunited for that Banshees movie.
Rob, do you have a favorite last line of a movie?
Rob, do you have a favorite last line of a movie?
Madeline Kahn. Now, what is my favorite?
Whatever they say at the end of the thing
when they know they're about to die
and they just do a toast with their whiskey
as they sit there.
I'm sure they say something profound,
but no, I don't actually.
I thought in the thing they get narrowed down
to just Kurt Russell, but there's a whole group scene
where they all know they're about to die?
No, there's Kurt Russell and the other guy. They just sit there.
Oh, just two guys.
Just two guys. But they're having a drink. They know they're going to die.
They say something, probably.
Probably Keith David's the other guy.
I think they say, I feel the need, the need for speed.
Shit. I don't think that's right.
Can I call somebody at the end of
anchorman whammy so I think they're like what is that thing yeah what was that
thing what is that the end I guess I just called a thing I would you call
understand what was going on with that thing.
What was that thing?
The end.
I hate that thing.
I hated that thing.
Is Dave Keckner on California right now?
Yes.
Oh, OK.
So we caught him earlier.
Yeah.
I thought maybe all those noises, because we woke him up
or something.
I mean, who knows?
He makes sounds.
It was real fun. Yeah.
Real fun talking to those sounds.
Doogie, do you have a favorite last line from a movie?
First of all, you're a big fan of Die Hard, right?
Oh yeah.
What's the last line of that?
Do you remember?
I think it's Hans and he's going,
no, no, no, no, don't undo the,
no, no, no, not the watch.
Don't undo the, no.
No, you're turning the movie off way too early.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
If you're doing it in Hans' dice.
Argyle sang, I gotta see what you're doing for New Year's.
Something like that.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I think Argyle gets the final line,
because he's been, As he should.
He's sidetracked through most of the movie.
Right, yeah.
So it's nice to give Argyle a shot.
Argyle, who just sits in his limo with the music so loud
and on the phone at the same time.
So you'd think it would also interrupt his phone call
that his music is so loud.
But it's all too loud for him to hear the entire building
exploding.
And it takes him a long time to figure out what's happening.
But then he comes to the rescue when he does.
But what's your favorite last line, Doogie, if you have one?
Well, that ends these Star Wars.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Which one was that in?
The most recent?
Did they really wrap it up?
Most recent one, they wrapped it up.
They really just called it?
Yeah, yeah. They called it. That The most recent one, they wrapped it up. They really just called it?
Yeah, yeah. They called it.
Like, okay, that's the end of these Star Wars.
And then everybody waves to the camera.
Thanks for watching.
They do a slow montage of all the people who have died since they were made.
Yeah. Working our way through the stars these days.
My favorite last line, that'll do, pig.
That'll do.
That's a classic.
I've been doing the, I don't know what the last line is,
babe two, is probably just like, we lived.
But I've been doing the last line thing for a while now.
I don't even know if it stretches out into years. So a
great one like that'll do pig has already happened. So tonight I'm going to close it
out with the last line from, because I was watching it today on cable, Serendipity. And
the last line, Eugene Levy is in the movie early on, and then you don't see him,
because he's just a guy working in a store
where the John Cusack hassles.
And then John Cusack goes back to the same store
at the end of the movie,
and so Eugene Levy gets to have that final,
you know, hilarious kick at the end.
So that's what I'm gonna close it out with tonight.
Thank you to
Magoobies for the first ever Doug Loves movies taping that went perfectly. I very
much hope to do it again. And one more time for all of my guests, Kurt Ziegler, Rob Mayer,
and Doogie Horner. And I'll get ready on the ending music. I'll point when I get to the
end of the last live of Serendipity. As always, please remain on the other side of the counter.
Thank you very much.
Now it's time for Doug to watch another talk.
He hides a coldest viewing prowess, makes it foggy.
There's no room in his heart for you,
because Doug loves movies.