Doug Loves Movies - Dustin "Duddy" Bushnell, Carlos Rodriguez and Trey Galyon guest
Episode Date: November 13, 2016Live from The Punch Line in Sacramento, Doug welcomes Dustin "Duddy" Bushnell, Carlos Rodriguez and Trey Galyon to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Pr...ivacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds
With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Cause Doug loves movies Hey everybody
My name is Doug and I love movies!
This is Doug Loves Movies!
Coming to you once again from the sack punch,
the good old Sacramento punchline
in Sacramento, California!
That pause at the beginning was because I decided the chairs were all too far out,
so the people sitting on the sides
get really boned on the viewpoint
if we're not sitting as far back as we can.
So let us know if it's a problem.
We could reseat you.
You're good.
All right, well, wait till somebody's ass
is sitting right there next to your face.
You guys are only going to be able to see me.
You're not going to be able to see any of the other people,
but that's cool, right?
Yeah, all right.
Oh, boy.
What a beautiful day it is today.
Saturday, November 12, 2016.
The world has not ended.
So let me see some name tags.
I knew you guys would make the effort.
Sacramento's always a great name tag town.
I've seen that Dan in real life thing before, right?
Not that you can't bring one again.
Not from me.
Not from you? Okay.
But it's my head on a pancake.
Oh, that's...
What?
That's weed? My head is on some weed?
I thought it was a pancake
because the Dan in Real Life poster,
he's got his head on a pancake.
But Doug in Real Life, if I made that movie,
my head would be on
just a bunch of
stray weed.
Just clumps of weed.
Oh no, somebody's
trying to show me an Amy Adams
poster. I don't appreciate that.
At the scene of the crime,
that is not cool.
He had it hidden behind
his Ian Glorious Bastards.
I like Kate people.
Is that like a little cat bell on there?
That's a good way to get attention.
I like that.
What's that one that looks like a record?
Kate Pyre Records.
What?
Kate Pyre.
Your name's Kate?
My mom was a hippie.
Your mom was a hippie, okay.
You don't have to make excuses for your fucked up name, Cade.
I do, I do.
So you went with...
Cade Pire Records?
Alright.
I might be able to think of a better one than that.
Do it.
Marla-ion Flux?
Maria-on Flux.
Maria-on Flux.
All right.
And the sword up front, I'm fascinated by that.
It says seven.
Cameron?
Camerai.
Camerai.
All right.
I thought they weren't allowing weapons in the club, but that's cool.
Thank you to everybody for making name tags,
and good luck to all of you.
I feel like I know at least what I brought was pretty good.
This is going to be a good prize bag.
Doug plugs.
Doug Loves Movies is back at UCB Los Angeles Franklin location
this Tuesday, November 15th at 9.30 p.m.
Helium, It's a Gas, Portland, Oregon, Saturday, November 19th at 9.30pm. Helium, It's a Gas,
Portland, Oregon, Saturday,
November 19th at 4.20pm.
I feel bad that people are out
protesting a lot in Portland, so I feel bad
telling them to stop protesting and come to
my show. So just follow,
you know, follow your
heart. San Diego,
November 23rd,
New York City, a lot of protesting
going on there as well. I'm there November
27th, so it's up to you if you want
to come out to a show instead of
San Antonio
December 3rd.
Austin, Fort Lauderdale, Irvine
are all in December. And
I will be back here on this very stage
at the Sacramento Punchline
doing my annual
holiday stand-up show
on Thursday, December
29th.
Yeah!
So I hope to see you guys here
for that.
Douglovesmovies.com for all of my
tour info.
Douglovesmovies.com Let's look in the prize bag.
We got the penultimate, next to last,
Ash vs. Evil Dead chainsaw finger thingy.
From that popular TV program, Sunday Nights on Stars.
All of my stuff I brought in one of these beautiful
Doug Loves Gift Bags bags
that was made for me by someone in Boston.
They gave me like three or four of them all at once there in Boston,
and I'm using them as gift bags because it's just too cute.
Doug Loves Movies T-shirt.
Looks like an extra big one.
And from Peacemaker,
one of their little rubber,
green rubber Peacemaker pipe,
in case you, like, forgot to bring something tonight.
Because we're going to have a little bonfire after the show.
Gotta love the How About Arden Mall.
They're trying to, they've added
some stuff. They've redone the Century Movie
Theaters. When is that supposed to open, do you know?
Not soon enough,
right? Because
sorry, UA
Theaters and Arden Fair Mall.
You suck.
I saw Concussion there last December when I was here.
And...
Exactly.
I'm telling you the truth.
It's not a very good...
So I'm glad they updated the old, you know,
those weird huts that they used to have.
The Century Theaters used to be weird,
roundish.
They looked like boobs.
They looked like boobs, yeah.
But weren't there three of them?
It was total recall boobs.
But they also took those big huts
and sawed them in half
to make it more of a multiplex.
So the shapes of the theatres were very strange.
You're just kind of like,
hey, the movie's over that way.
And I think because I saw Transformers,
the one where T.J. Miller dies, spoiler alert.
I saw that one there,
and I walked out right after T.J. died.
Yeah, nobody batted an eye.
No one was like, are you sure you don't want to watch
the rest of Transformers 4?
Trans...for...mers. I want to watch the rest of Transformers 4. Transformers.
What were we talking about?
Why did I get into that?
Oh, this mall.
So now they're sprucing it up
and they have a new sign
and it still says How About Arden on it,
but they're also trying to get
the really hip, cool HBA going,
which just sounds like
a sexually transmitted disease.
Hey, you want to go to HBA?
No, I don't want to get HBA.
Hanging out over at HBA.
But good for them, you know.
This neighborhood could use
some nice stuff
speaking of nice stuff
all of my guests brought really nice stuff
for the prize bag
so let's get them out here
please give a big warm Sacramento welcome
to Carlos Rodriguez
Dustin Bushnell
and Trey Gallion Galeon.
Come on up, fellas.
Take a seat.
Yes, just go back as far as you can.
That's good enough.
That's good, Carlos.
Good job.
Yeah.
Just want to make sure the people on the side can see okay.
Oh.
Oh, his hat.
All right.
Damn.
Hey, what's up, Doug?
Not much.
Let's meet our guests individually, starting with the first timer on the stage. It's Dustin, Duddy, Bushnell, everybody.
How's it going?
Thanks for having me.
From the super popular and fun band, Dirty Heads.
Yeah, Dirty Heads are in town
playing the Ace of Spades tonight.
Is that a good venue?
All right, well, I'm going to go check it out.
If the
Ace of Diamonds down the street is
sold out, I'm going to go
check out the Ace of Spades.
Why do you think it's called that?
The Ace of Spades. Do you have any theories?
Have you played there before? I have played there before.
Why do you think it's called that?
I have no idea.
It used to be a gambling place or something? Could be. there before? I have played there before. Why do you think it's called that? I have no idea. It's a good time, though.
Did it used to be a gambling place or something?
Could be. They're big Motorhead fans, man.
Big Motorhead fans.
Lemmy. Did you ever
meet Lemmy Duddy?
I ran into him a few times
at the bar at the Rainbow Room.
Yeah? But, you know,
at that time we were both pretty
wasted, so I was more just like, hey, how are you?
Cool, bye, kind of thing.
Yeah?
But yeah.
But you did get to talk to him?
A little bit.
Not much.
Did you shake his hand?
I did.
Biggest hand I ever shook.
Yeah.
Big fucking hands on that guy.
Really?
Yeah.
It's like his whole, it's like, I'm like, hey, what's going on?
And he puts out his hand and I'm like, oh, I didn't know you had a catcher's mitt
behind your back.
I would have said
let's play some catch.
Trying to prank me, dude.
It was a foam finger.
Yeah.
No, but it was,
yeah, he had a very,
I met him in an elevator
at a music festival
and, you know,
he has,
we just said hi
and shook hands
and, you know.
That's how he could rip on the bass, man.
But gigantic hands.
Really rough, too.
Like rough man hands that were giant.
My hand got cucked by his hand.
But that's what everybody calls you is Duddy, right, Dustin?
Yes, that is what they call me.
Yeah, so I'm going to call you that. All right, I like it. You know, that is what they call me. Yeah, so I'm going to call you that.
All right, I like it.
You know, that's what they call you.
I'm part of they.
I'm part of the whole they thing.
You can call me whatever you want.
And this is the last night of your tour.
The last night, going home tomorrow.
Are you missing sound check to do this?
No, I did that before I came.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Fucking pro.
Fucking professional shit right there.
Anyone coming to the show tonight? game. Whoa! Yeah! Fucking pro. That's fucking professional shit right there.
Anyone coming to the show tonight?
Anyone coming? Who's coming to the show? Sweet. Wow, you are
killing it, man.
Cool. That show,
in this audience's defense, that show
is sold out, and
this audience is a bunch of nerds
that don't go to cool shows.
You know,
if you put together a thing where they can make a sign
and bring it to the show,
possibly win some shit,
then we'd have the same audience.
The audience you have is lucky to remember
to bring their tickets.
A lot of them forget. You'd be surprised. Yeah, but that's the great thing about now you can just have to remember to bring their tickets. A lot of them forget.
You'd be surprised.
Yeah.
But that's the great thing about now you can just have it on your phone or whatever.
You know.
I suppose.
I don't know.
I don't buy tickets.
Jeez.
Yeah.
You fucking elite.
Fucking big timer up here with the shit, dude.
You're lying.
You guys are lying.
That is fucking ridiculous.
Yeah. Some of us pay to get into music shows. Not me. I sneak in. with the shit, dud. What's a lion? You guys wait, lions? That is fucking ridiculous. Yeah,
some of us pay
to get into music shows.
Not me,
I sneak in.
Oh,
fuck.
Yeah,
that's Carlos Rodriguez,
everybody.
Sneak in.
Second time on the show,
that horn the first time,
that made me love him forever.
When he made that noise last December.
It's been 11 months since we've seen you, Carlos.
How's it going?
It goes well.
It goes smooth.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Okay.
Sounds like you've been hanging out too much with...
You keep going.
I'll think of it.
Okay.
Pablo Francisco
Okay
Okay
He said
What's up buddy
Hey buddy
How you doing
So no
It's going well
It's going smooth
What's up Sacramento
How you guys doing
Look good
Feel good
Yeah
Ready to win stuff
Alright
You feel
Did you win
The first time you were on
No
I lost just by a little bit
Because
Tate Jeff Tate.
Jeff Tate, that son of a bitch?
He fucking murdered it with this
Wayne's World shit.
Oh, yeah.
He knew the director. He knew the director's son.
He knew the script writer.
I was like, what the fuck?
Are you in fucking Wayne's World?
The director's son is the only odd one
about that. It's not that weird to know
who directed and wrote a movie. No, but who directed Wayne's World? The director's son is the only odd one about that. It's not that weird to know who directed and
wrote a movie. No, but like,
who directed Wayne's World?
Exactly.
Amy Heckerling. Really? Did he?
I don't fucking know.
One person knew. Wayne's World 2
was Penelope Spheeris. I know that.
Anyway.
Thanks for being back, Carlos.
And let's say hello to the guy who's been on this show
the most. He's probably
never won the prizes
for the people.
It's Trey Gallion, everybody!
Thank you.
Very nice.
Sacramento.
First time in Sacramento.
Yeah, he's never been to Sac, you guys.
What?
But I did know it was the capital of California
from watching
Eight is Enough.
None of them know what Eight is Enough is.
Right, Eight is Enough was in Sacramento.
I just aged the shit out of myself.
I got a thumbs up
in the front row. What's up, The Flash?
There's also
like a Black Panthers movie took place
here probably. Not concerned with that.
Just eight is enough. Okay.
Also another thing
that gives it away is the mural you're sitting
right in front of. Right. Whenever you
see a Capitol building depicted
usually you're in the Capitol.
Yeah, that makes sense. That makes total sense. Look at're in the Capitol. Yeah, that
makes sense. That makes total sense.
Look at that. It is. It's right there.
Big as shit. Now I know what
tattoo I want.
Trey, you're in
town doing a California swing.
You got some stuff going on in California?
Yeah, heading down to LA after this.
And I'm going to do some shows down there.
And you're going to see the Dirty Heads tonight at the Ace of Spades, right?
I'm totally going to do that.
See what's up with this fucking Ace of Spades place.
Oh, yeah.
It'll just be me and Doug and the crowd.
Yeah, sold out.
I bought all the tickets.
It's a big prank we're pulling on you.
Don't tell the other guys.
Don't fucking ruin it.
Just do your regular show for me and Trey.
Hope you don't mind.
We're going to sit down on the ground.
Because this is a standing room only venue
and that is bullshit.
And we're just going to yell out requests
the whole time.
It'll be fun.
No, you guys will have fun.
I would actually enjoy the hell out of that.
This is actually the final show of this tour, right?
Final show.
Going home tomorrow.
So that's exciting.
Very exciting.
Back home to Fullerton?
Huntington?
Huntington Beach.
Sorry.
How dare you?
Right?
Come on.
Huntington, Fullerton, I'm sorry.
And he's from California.
Oh, I am, yeah.
I totally live it.
Now that it's legal,
I'm going to try weed.
Congratulations, you guys.
Duddy, what do you got for the prize bag, my friend?
I just got some Dirty Heads Just some Dirty Heads stuff
I got like a signed poster, a hoodie, some stickers
Things like that, yeah
Is the name Dirty Heads, that's basically just a nod
to people who don't wash their hair?
You know, me and Jared,
we grew up together
and our older brothers were friends
and it was kind of just,
we were the little grumps.
That's what they called you guys?
They called me little dirty heads,
get the fuck out of here.
We always, you know,
trying to steal their beers
when they're having parties and stuff,
the younger brothers.
I like that better than,
I wouldn't want us to go see
a band called Rugrats.
No. So I'm glad they called you Dirty Heads.
But also, I'm old enough to remember 8-track tape players.
And you had to clean your heads on those.
Yes, yes.
If you actually look up Dirty Heads, you will find that.
That's also another musical reference in your name.
There you go.
There you go.
Came full circle.
Figuring shit out.
Yeah, pass that stuff down here to me, please.
If that's not too difficult.
That is not the first time you have told me to pass you something.
And Trey, tell us about what you brought.
I got... Oh, here.
Thank you. There's that.
I got
a copy of my CD,
The Moronic.
And the CD looks,
it's an unrolled joint on the CD.
And then there's a picture of me
at the Statue of Liberty,
and there's a story of me
getting caught with weed
at the Statue of Liberty on here.
And that photo was taken
that particular day.
So there's that.
Oh, and I brought 10 of these with me.
And so I'll have them after the show.
No reasonable offer refused is how we're going to do this.
I hope you guys have pennies on you.
No.
Yeah, give your pennies.
Don't throw a nickel down or some shit.
I'm going to be living off this for the next little bit.
So just keep that in mind.
Was that, I just pulled up my dad on that.
Guilt trip the shit out of everybody.
Enjoy.
I think you undersold this, Duddy.
This hoodie is really nice.
Yeah, yeah. I just bought some dirty head shit.
Hey, man.
Only the best for you guys.
Only the best. It's a nice color.
It's a nice size. Seems like it'll work
for most of us. Super
soft. You know, it doesn't happen often,
but this is another gift from the bag
I'm gonna keep.
Yeah, I might have to
raid the merch van.
Well, it's just gonna be you guys, so...
Yeah!
Whatever you want.
Pass your shit down here. I got a Bill Hicks DVD, too.
Oh, okay.
And, um...
Wait, this last thing.
No, no, it's a barf bag.
I usually bring my shit in barf bags
because I collect them.
But this, my teacher...
My teacher...
My teacher teaches second grade.
My sister, in other words.
And one of her kids made this.
So I brought that for you guys.
What is it?
A fucking minion?
It's a bee that's made out of a rock.
Oh.
It looks like a minion.
No, it's not a minion.
That is adorable.
It's got little googly eyes on it, too.
It's fun.
It got a lot of heart.
All right. Let's put it right on. It got a lot of heart.
Thanks for bringing that minion bee.
Quit, don't.
Alright. Good job, little kid.
Does the kid listen to this podcast?
Yeah. Fucking shut it off, you little bitch.
Oh!
Damn. That was Doug. That was not Trey.
By the way, sis.
We're about to skip this B-rock in a minute.
I just, you know, we're allowed to be politically incorrect now,
so I'm just really having fun with it.
Oh, I'm going to say retard about 50 times today.
I'll feel a little bad about it later, but...
No, you won't. You will not feel bad about it.
Yeah, you're right.
I may throw in a faggot or two.
We'll see.
Oh, too much Sacramento?
I forgot.
You guys are the capital.
Very liberal in the capital.
Yeah, I have no idea
either.
Carlos, what do you got for the bag?
I got, um, here.
I'm glad we built up to this, because
this isn't just some stupid hoodie.
I got a nice bottle of water for...
No, fuck off. Yeah, no, I, um,
I was walking out the house, and I decided
that there was this thing. We're moving,
so I had a Super Nintendo.
But this is it.
It's only a Super Nintendo. There's no cords.
No joysticks.
No.
Sneaky Mexican!
Craigslist that shit.
But then I got, I got put,
yeah,
there's stuff in it too,
but I got,
here,
a game,
Super Mario World.
Oh,
okay.
Another game is
Sim City.
Another game is
Bill Lambert's
Combat Basketball.
Oh,
nice.
Dude,
that one alone.
Legend of Zelda.
Classic.
So that's the prize bag
It's got all the
cords and stuff in there
Yeah it's got everything
I was fucking with you guys
And it's in a
and it's in a bag
that has
the Capitol building
on it
Yeah the Capitol building
So
The Trader Joe's bag
Really coming together
You can put
all kinds of stuff
in there
Cause now they charge us
what 10 cents a bag now?
That's ridiculous.
Yes, it is ridiculous.
Just today, a girl said to me,
Walgreens, do you want a bag for this? I'm like, give me
two of those fuckers.
I am flush.
And now I'm sad
that I don't have those two dimes anymore
because I want to buy Trey's CD.
Trey's CD.
I'm sad that I don't have those two dimes anymore because I want to buy Trey's CD.
I went into Walgreens,
slapped down a quarter,
and was like,
keep the change, bitch.
That was not as good as yours.
Yeah, I was just kidding around
when I said the word bitch.
You sounded a little like you meant it.
Why do people always think that
I mean it? Was the kid that
made that thing a boy or a girl?
Oh, it was a girl. Oh, I feel really bad now.
Good. I'd call it
like a little boy a bitch, but a girl, that's not right.
No, it's totally a little girl.
The boy made the frog and he wouldn't give it up.
I mean, respect.
You know, it was a cool frog.
That's why I wanted it.
Frogs are tight.
Frogs are tight.
No, the girl was like, you can have the bee.
Thanks, girl.
All right, don't forget that at any time,
if you want everybody to be quiet,
the safe word is Donnie.
And let's just go down the line starting with Duddy.
What was the last movie you saw?
Have you seen any movies out on the...
Do you watch stuff in the tour bus or whatnot?
Yeah, yeah, a lot of horror films this tour.
Because a lot of it was in October.
October, and I did go to the movies,
and I saw the new Blair Witch.
You did?
Yes.
So you'll see any horror movie?
Yeah, pretty much, yeah.
I love horror films.
You just like that shit.
I love that shit.
Do you hate some of them,
or do you pretty much always like it if it's a horror movie?
Oh, no, I hate a lot of them.
Okay, good.
You have taste.
I actually really like the Blair Witch,
but I saw it.
Surprisingly, it was the only people in the theater.
Surprisingly for The Blair Witch 2.
Has anyone seen it?
Did Doug buy that theater out too?
Oh, that part where it was so claustrophobic.
I was standing up in the theater
doing this type of shit
just because it was such a claustrophobic fucking movie
that I had to make sure that I could still do this while I was watching it.
Yeah, it's nice to be able to just, you know,
enjoy your space.
You should see it.
You should see it.
Yeah, that sounds intense, man.
Yeah, I kept standing up when I was watching Gravity by myself
because
my pants were around my ankles
and it just seemed
better to stand
And
Nothing gets me hornier
Than Sandy B in space
I won't see a rival
Because Amy Adams in space
I wouldn't be able to handle it
Would not be able to handle it
That's a nice picture of her
I'm going to throw a donut at it later
That's still every picture of her. I'm going to throw a donut at it later.
I still every once in a while get a message from somebody. What's your beef with Amy Adams?
Oh, man.
I know. I've always liked her.
Fuck that bitch.
Trey, stop saying that.
Donnie.
Donnie.
What was the last movie you saw?
I saw Who Took Johnny.
Yeah, a few people.
It's a documentary.
About a kid that got taken?
Yeah, about the first kid on the milk carton.
Oh, first ever milk carton kid.
And that story doesn't end well, does it?
Not at all.
They're like, let's try it again,
you know?
This next time, let's not put it on
expired bottles.
It's fucking...
There's a lot of layers to that shit.
I meant cartons. They weren't on
bottles. No, yeah, it was straight cartons.
Etched in the glass botanical.
But is it an absorbing documentary?
Yeah, man. I mean, it'll twist
your head a little bit and it'll get you
going down a rabbit hole. But yeah,
man, there's some sick, twisted,
rich, powerful people in this country
that like little kids.
And there's people that'll provide
them for them.
God, it just makes you feel bad for the poor people who like little kids. And there's people that'll provide them for them. God, it just makes you feel bad
for the poor people who like little kids.
Yeah.
So...
Carlos, what about you?
Oh, you guys don't want to talk about that one?
Come on.
That was all I needed to know to probably never watch that movie.
I don't know if I...
It sounds profoundly depressing,
but maybe I'll check it out sometime.
It's good, though.
It won't get you totally sad.
It's not like that Romanian runaway documentary.
What's that one called?
I want to know your playlist.
This sounds amazing.
What the fuck are you watching?
Dude, that was one that Matt Bearden got us with
in Austin after the bar closed.
Like, hey, come over to my house and watch a movie
and then throw that one on and bum everybody out.
And then like four o'clock in the morning
he's like, alright, see you guys later.
And send us out the door all sad.
You don't remember
what it's called? I don't. I'd have to ask
him. But yeah, it was about
Romanian runaways that live in the subways
over there. Why don't you text him?
Right now? Yeah. Alright.
Because I'm going to talk to Carlos for a second.
What was the last movie you saw? I went to the. Because I'm going to talk to Carlos for a second. All right.
What was the last movie you saw?
I went to the theater
and I saw two movies.
I saw Hacksaw Ridge.
Really?
Yeah.
I hear it's very violent
but somewhat compelling.
Yeah, it's okay.
Like, the last hour is cool.
You know, because
it's got violence
and it's kind of like
it's not Braveheart-ish, but it's got that
feel to it a little bit.
Mel Gibson directed it.
Yeah, Mel Gibson.
Got some fans.
He makes good movies.
When you're in your trailer
making meth, there's nothing better to have on
than
lethal weapons.
He made Apocalypto.
He put Mexicans on the map.
Gallipoli's fun to watch when you're...
And then, but it was okay.
And then I did The Love Story.
I didn't need The Love Story.
But the Doctor Strange that I seen after that was dope.
I went and seen Doctor Strange.
Doctor Strange, people seem to like it a lot.
I saw a list in Rolling Stone magazine,
I think, did a list of Marvel movies,
and they made it number two, even though it's the most recent.
Number two after Guardians of the Galaxy, which I agree is the best one.
Yeah.
But, yeah, I got to think, yeah.
Got to go along with that.
I haven't seen any movies in the last
few days. My flights
have been too short and I've had
too much to do, but I can't
complain about that.
So let's...
I do love movies, dude.
What's something
that you love?
Movies?
I like it.
We're finding some common threads
between all the people in this room.
What was the last movie you saw?
A Shirley Temple movie?
What the fuck?
What kind of shit is that?
Oh man, this whole Trump thing
is depressing. I'm going to watch a Shirley Temple
movie.
On the good ship
lollipop
It's a strange trip
To the candy shop
In a van you'll play
Until they put you
On a milk carton
Alright
Nothing happened to Shirley Temple
Relax
She was kidnapped three times in her life, though.
She's set free every time, though.
Yeah, she always got away.
Yeah.
This is the part of the show where I say,
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The name tags were always good here.
You can always count on the greatest name tags,
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Be careful with that sword.
And gentlemen, pick out whoever you'd like to play for.
There's a giant joint over there.
Is that what that is?
Yeah, it totally is.
I was like, did they have something that's called a joint?
Just go pick the name tag you want to play for,
grab it, and bring it back to your seat.
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Who are you playing for, Duddy?
Good job, everybody.
Duddy?
What's up?
Who are you playing for on behalf of?
Super High Sandra.
And she made a, I would imagine is a former megaphone.
She turned it into a giant joint.
Looks like it.
Yeah.
She did a great job.
It's really neat.
I like the way she put some, she bedazzled the end of it.
She even put a little filter on fire.
It's got a filter in the little end.
Which means she cares.
Oh, and they're angry.
Oh, they're a glow stick.
You did good, Sandra.
Yeah, good job, Sandra.
Good job, Sandra.
Next step is to
fill it with actual weed.
Next time
We have enough
You guys are the
You both just picked a pink box of donuts
But there's a name tag attached at least
So what's yours Trey?
That's my defense
Sarah Wars episode donuts
And that is
I want to bust a note
Look at how greasy the bottom of that is.
I know, and it's heavy, too.
There's a lot of donuts in there.
There's some old fashions in there.
Some chocolate ice.
Some sprinkles.
Describing them isn't that much more interesting than throwing them.
Are you going to have one?
Yeah, I'm totally going to have one.
Alright, so take the one you want out.
There you go. Now just put
the rest on the floor and we'll
throw them at the end if there's time.
Time permitting.
Good job.
Carlos?
I got a pink box too.
You got Crowbar the Barbarian? Yeah.
There's a person here named Crowbar?
That's
your nickname? Your nickname is Crowbar?
Did someone use you to open up a trunk or something?
Did you use crowbars for a living?
No?
That's my guess.
Crowbar.
All right.
And he brought him another box of donuts.
Cool, cool.
Look at that.
Chock full of donuts.
Yeah.
Mine are better. Yours are because he has spr Look at that. Chock full of donuts. Yeah. Mine are better.
Yours are
because you have sprinkles.
You're fucking up, Crowbar.
But there's 17.
Oh, there's 17?
Never mind.
17 donuts in there?
I didn't count mine.
Duddy, do you want a donut?
No, I'm good.
Thanks.
I just didn't want you
to be left out because these guys are just chowing down on donuts. It's very I'm good, thanks. I just didn't want you to be left out
because these guys are just chowing down on donuts.
It's very nice of you, though.
You got a show later and all.
It's nobody's biz.
Hey, can I get just a soda water on ice?
Yeah, you know, I didn't eat lunch.
I'm going fries.
Oh, there you go.
Let me get a dip.
Let me get a dip.
I didn't know they were just open for the baby.
Oh, yeah, that's...
Trey, how long have you been a comic?
If somebody has something in the front row at the table
you get any of it that you want
Those are the rules
I had no idea, man
The flash shares
That's the bond that the audience has with the performers
Front row food
I'm happy with my choice
But yeah, I'm drinking just a straight up soda water
because I'm still in my sober month
Thank you so much, sir
Let's hear it for all the staff here at the Punchline
Yeah, if I just drink straight up soda water
I'd convince myself, I'm having a cocktail
It's fizzy and delicious.
I don't normally taste the vodka anyway.
That's how smooth and good
Tito's vodka is.
I've seen you pour an entire
glass of just vodka.
No ice, nothing.
And just take it down.
Do you remember that night?
What? Oh yeah.
Oh yeah. Oh, yeah.
One of those blackout nights there.
Yeah, where were we?
I don't remember.
Like Maryland?
Maryland?
I think so.
Silver Springs, Maryland?
Yeah, and you guys just randomly showed up.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Remember that?
No, I remember that.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
The bus.
Yep. Oh, yes. Okay. I. Oh, yeah. Remember that? No, I remember that. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. In the bus. Yep.
Oh, yes.
Okay.
I remember shit, though.
I'm good at that.
That escalated quickly.
That was a fun night.
The first game we're going to play today is called Jason and Deb's IMDb Game.
I'll start naming movies from somebody's top four
projects
sometimes not movies
top four on IMDB
buzz in with your own name
when you think you have
the right answer, negative point
if you are wrong
bonus points for the additional names
if you were wrong. Bonus points for the additional names if you were
right.
You okay, Trey?
Yeah, yeah. I'm not even sure how this
works right now.
Well, you know,
I'm happy to continue to explain
some more. You know how on IMDb
you've gone to that site sometimes
for movie info?
It'll say,
let's say it's Nicole Kidman, it'll say
Most Known For.
And the first thing will be like, fucking Tom Cruise.
And then the second thing...
No.
It'll list four movies
and sometimes a TV show or something,
but usually movies.
So the idea is once I start saying them,
as soon as you put together what actor you think it is,
just say Duddy and then jump in with your guess.
I gotcha.
Yeah.
You just don't want to go in too early
because the first movie's going to have
more than one person in it usually.
So you can't know for sure which one it is.
Usually.
Usually.
This is occasional, like, March of the Penguins is probably just Morgan Freeman.
I don't think we know any of the penguins by name.
Okay.
Here we go.
The first title in this person's
top four on IMDb is
Phone Booth.
Which does not have a huge cast.
Uh-uh.
But Phone Booth.
Ooh, it's 519
which means it's almost
520
420 somewhere
okay
if you want
I'll just go with
Colin Farrell
you're buzzing in
oh yeah yeah
say Carlos
Carlos
I'm an alcoholic
I got 34 days no yeah for phone booth you're buzzing in Say Carlos. Carlos. Carlos, I'm an alcoholic.
I got 34 days.
No.
Yeah.
For phone booth,
you'd buzz in and say Colin Farrell?
Yeah.
Bold.
That's correct.
I could have sworn he said,
don't say it after the first name.
But I think he figured out phone booth is like,
there's other people in it,
but it's mostly just Colin Farrell in a phone booth.
All right, so you get to name three more movies
that you think Colin Farrell gets in his best known for.
I'm going to say Minority Report,
The Recruit,
and what's that other
I'm just gonna say
some random stupid one
because that's usually
what happens
what's that
what's that Tom Hanks
one with the
Mary Poppins bullshit
saving Mr. Banks
yeah yeah
saving Mr. Banks
wrong in all three cases Yeah, yeah, say Mr. Baines.
Wrong in all three cases.
Damn it!
That was amazing.
The remaining three, according to them,
are Total Recall.
Oh, that was shit.
With a K.
But also my favorite Colin Farrell movie and performance, Imbruge.
Oh yeah, Imbruge Bruges Very good Lobster
They went Miami Vice
Yeah why didn't you go the lobster
They're trying to make Colin Farrell look super shitty
Yeah
With these things
So stop doing that IMDB
Did any of you see Miami Vice
One two three Alright You don't need to be pulling the crowd about things so stop doing that, IMDb. Did any of you see Miami Vice?
One, two, three.
All right, you don't need to be polling the crowd about things.
Just gets everybody loose,
thinks they can yell out Amy Adams
whenever they feel like it.
My bad.
I wonder if there's somebody in the seat
of the person who yelled Amy Adams
and if they're going to be haunted by this spirit.
It was the guy that loves movies.
Forced to yell out.
No, it was a lady.
No, it was the one sitting in the seat.
It's a lady that I probably lost as a fan that day.
If she ever was.
She might have just been...
Oh, this is fun.
Speaking of polls,
applaud if you've never heard
the Douglas Movies podcast.
So that guy dragged you here?
Yeah.
Yeah?
Is that what happened over there?
He's...
You got dragged with somebody else?
Yeah.
Yeah, so I think that's what happened
to the Amy Adams girl
is I think she was here with somebody,
didn't know the format of the show,
didn't know that I'd fucking flip a switch
if you just yelled out the answer.
And so she just was like,
what the fuck is happening to me?
Everywhere I've gone my entire life,
I've got nothing but smiles from people
when I yell Amy Adams.
All right.
So, Carlos has one point,
and Trey and Duddy don't have one point.
Here's the new round.
Buzz in with your own name when you think you know it.
First movie.
American Beauty.
American... Oh, I thought of a fun mashup.
American Beauty Call.
Trey.
Really?
Yeah.
All right.
You guys have obviously Heard the show before
What's your guess?
Kevin Spacey
That's correct
Alright Trey
You get three more swings
At Kevin Spacey
Superman All right, Trey, you get three more swings at Kevin Spacey.
Superman.
Wait, no, that was a different... People are laughing at you.
Used to that.
Yeah, holy shit, man.
You can't think of any?
I got the lockups on Kevin Spacey
what about that one?
there was just one that just came out where he was a cat
yeah right
yeah
oh this is really gonna piss me off
oh there was that one where he was
kind of a smooth guy
and talked people into
whatever he wanted them to do.
He was a really good talker.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Usual suspects.
What was the one where he was in fucking space?
That keeps popping up.
His name is Spacey.
Yeah, never mind. Hang on.
Driving Miss Daisy.
And
Pulp Fiction.
I thought I was being silly with that clue
that every movie he's in, he's like a smooth-talking
guy who convinces people of things,
but you did pick out one of them.
You got Usual Suspects.
Got that point!
But they also had
L.A. Confidential and
House of Cards from Netflix.
Frank.
Yeah.
Alright, so...
Wow, why are you so aggressive
I don't know I got super cocky
It's gonna bite me in the ass I know it
Damn
What's like getting high saying
You know I'm not very good at this
Don't worry about it
I'm not playing one of your requests
Yeah what's up bitch
Whoa
Now we got a little better last though, alright?
I'm gonna have you kicked out tonight.
It's gonna be just us.
Donnie.
I Donnie'd myself.
That's what this whole country should be saying.
Alright.
This is the third and final round.
We'll have a tiebreaker
if you guys happen to be tied.
I'll be surprised if I get one.
You ready, Daddy?
I got faith in you.
Thanks, man.
You were second to go
and called me a bitch.
Yeah, totally.
Mind games, dude.
Mind games.
Yeah, Trump went from this woman is horrible and nasty to we had a lovely conversation.
Hey, man, I'm Trumping you right now.
You got a very, how dare you say that?
No idea what's going on.
All right. Friends is the first credit for this person.
Friends.
Duddy.
Duddy's going to go for it.
Jennifer Aniston.
That's correct. Oh, yeah!
It could have been the guy who played Gunther.
That other dude.
Could have been me, but no, it was Jennifer Aniston.
Name three more Jennifer Aniston's things.
She hasn't done any other series, really, so...
In all movies.
Blair Witch 2.
Jennifer Aniston's in it!
Shit, what's that one?
The Robertson, what's that movie?
The Millers.
Oh, she gave it to me.
Don't help me.
I was going there.
How dare you?
I was going there.
I was going there anyway.
Right after the Amy Adams story, she says an answer.
Oh, there's got to be just so many more.
What's the other one?
Don't ask the audience.
You
cheater. I didn't ask. She just said.
Dirty-headed cheater. She felt bad
because this guy's being a total dick to me, so she
felt bad.
Wow. Bitch.
Are you a musician, too?
I'm gonna stop there. I got two
points. I'm good.
Really?
First of all, I haven't even told you
if We're the Millers is even right.
It is.
Meet the Millers, We're the Millers.
Oh, it's got to be on the list.
Oh, it's got to be on the list?
It's got to be in her top four.
Oh, you didn't say that.
It's not just name anything Jennifer Aniston was in.
And if that were it,
you should have done a lot better.
But the ones that IMDb list
are Iron Giant and Office Space.
Oh, nice.
Mike Judge gets to love a lumber.
Yeah, Office Space is terrific.
So, okay, so you got the two points.
So now that means that Trey and Duddy you got the two points. So now that means
that Trey and Duddy are tied for two points
apiece.
Carlos, I'm afraid you're
in the basement with one point.
So you just have to sit this next
round out.
Because this is going to
break the tie.
Are you gentlemen
ready? Yeah.
The first title
in this person's top four
is Horrible Bosses.
Huh? Huh?
Who?
The second
title
this person is best known for
according to IMDb.
Arrested Development.
I got it, Trey.
Donnie!
What?
What's your answer, Trey?
Jason Bateman.
That's correct!
Jason Bateman!
Thanks, man.
It was either him or Home Dude.
Trey wins that game.
That gives,
we don't even need to have you
name more Jason Batemans,
but why not?
Two more.
Two more?
Jason Batemans.
Horrible Bosses 2.
Okay.
How about another one?
Return of the Horrible Bosses.
Another one.
Oh, and...
I don't think that...
I don't...
Why would...
Nobody was guessing shit
until I talked about the time somebody guessed
and I got mad.
And now people are doing it.
It's a very strange psychological game.
Yeah, man. Don't believe me.
Wait, what'd you guess? Silver Spoons.
Oh.
Damn, he won. He got that shit.
It's not a terrible guess.
They went with Juno and Zootopia.
Okay, fair. I wouldn't have gone
with either of those, but fair. Whatever.
I'd like to see a combination of those movies called Utopia
I live there
It's called Brooklyn
Don't oh have you been
Okay
Let's play a round of How high can you get Okay.
Let's play a round of How High Can You Get?
I don't like this one.
You don't?
No.
Super.
This is the game, Duddy, where we are going to take from the audience.
I've preselected somebody to tell us a genre of film.
Like in your case, you would be very happy if they said horror,
but I don't tell them ahead of time because it's fun for me to play along.
So we'll start with Trey, and then we'll go to Carlos, and then me, and then Duddy.
We'll just take turns.
In the first round, you have to say a movie that fits that genre that only has one word in the title.
Second round, two words, three words, et cetera.
And we also rotate, we move who starts first each round, so the same person doesn't have to go first every time. Yeah, pay attention.
Oh, shit.
I don't think I've fucked it up too much so far,
but it gets tricky.
Alright, so we'll start with Trey.
In the genre,
as suggested by...
Where is the person in the audience whose
Twitter handle is sjsharks9?
There he is. Hockey fans. Where is the person in the audience whose Twitter handle is sjsharks9?
There he is.
Hockey fan.
He said that he had to drive two hours to be here today.
From San Jose?
Yeah. Okay.
And all right.
So that's, I'm proud of you.
Way to go, man.
You know, I've done the show in San Jose.
Probably come back sometime.
You were at the what?
COBS in San Francisco?
Oh, you're really a traveling man.
Really getting around.
So good for you.
Hopefully the next time we're in San Jose
there'll be somebody from Sacramento.
I sincerely doubt that will happen.
But here we go.
What is your genre, sir?
Disney.
Disney?
Is that a genre?
I don't think that's a genre, is it?
Fuck me.
It's a hell of a lot of movies That's for sure
It's a shit ton of movies
You can pick from
We're going with this?
What are we gonna not go with it?
I'm game
Just name a Disney movie
That begins with
I mean that only has
One word in a title
Cinderella
Alright
You know The first round's cute To mispronounce things But Right Sorry in a title? Cinderella. All right.
You know,
the first round's cute to mispronounce things,
but...
Right, sorry.
Sorry.
Cinderella.
Cinderella.
That's better.
Yes.
And then I gotta say two.
You're not one of the mice
in the movie.
Oh, here comes Cinderella.
I hope you get
50 tweets about that
Guth guth
Alright
Carlos
Oh wait I gotta write that one down
Cinderella
Oh just one
A one word Disney title
Up
Wow you fucking nailed it with that one
Love Up Cry right now You fucking nailed it with that one.
Love Up.
Cry right now.
You cry just thinking about it? Fuck, man. Yeah, that first opening scene
where he meets her and then...
No, it's one of the most depressing things ever put to film.
It's no
milk carton movie, but...
It's no Romanian
girls walking on the street for some reason.
Depressing., gosh.
Alright, I'm gonna go.
Stop talking to the audience!
She, oh yeah.
Yeah, she, she, she's the puppet.
I've tried so hard not to talk to her.
We're good.
Alright, enough talk about puppets.
I'm going to go with Pinocchio.
A real boy spoiler.
I'm going to go with Dumbo.
He's a real boy spoiler.
Dumbo.
Dumbo, that's a great one.
We could have gone just straight up just animated movies,
but Disney, of course, has live-action movies, too.
What are you doing, Trey?
Oh, ordering a drink.
That's cool.
Just say it into the microphone.
I didn't want to...
No, you wanted to, for a second there,
look like you were trying to get answers from somebody.
Oh, sorry.
She's all...
That'd be blatant as fuck, man.
I'm not that high. I'm good.
You're like, give me a two-word Disney movie.
And the Tito's in soda.
I hope there's a two-word Disney movie
written on the napkin.
Oh, you sneak.
All right, so
Carlos has to go first
in this next round
and you have to come up
with a two-word Disney title.
Finding Nemo.
Very good.
I'll cry right now.
Did you cry at Finding Dory?
No, no.
Okay, well, I just said it.
Yeah, you did.
Daddy?
Snow White.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm sorry.
That one doesn't count.
What's up?
You know what that movie's called.
Red Dog.
Hey, he's serious as shit. He was was serious as fuck he didn't know at all
he's like got me
damn Carlos
try another one
no that's three words
try Peter Pan
is two words
alright fuck yeah Peter Pan
oh Trey look your drink's here cool Ben is two words. All right, fuck yeah, Peter Pan. Okay, Peter Pan.
Oh, Trey, look, your drink's here.
Cool.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
And the seven dwarves.
Yes.
I got it.
Man, man, man.
Can I get a shot of Jameson? Those goddamn dwarves.
Those dwarves ruin everything.
But they're going to come in handy
when we get to five-word titles.
Wait, six.
You got a tour there, Trey?
The Sandlot?
Was that a Disney one?
Yeah.
You can't tap out this early.
I know, right?
You are an angel.
Thank you.
Cheers, man.
There wasn't a Disney movie
named Cheers Man, was there?
XP Allen,
fragile, that's it.
Mary Poppins.
Thanks, Doug.
And we started with you, right, Carlos?
Yeah.
All right, so three words, starting with me.
The Jungle Book.
The Little Mermaid.
I wish I had stolen that from you. That was solid, dude.
Thank you, thank you.
Alice in Wonderland.
Shit.
Yeah, that was a good one.
All right, a three-word Disney flick.
No, it's all right.
It's cool, Doug.
Don't give me any hints either
Like you've been giving everybody else
It's fucking fine
It's fine, okay
Wait, I gave somebody a hint
Three words?
Shh
Damn, a three word
Disney movie
Any Disney movie
Where's
Muppets movies are Disney, right?
So like Muppets Most Wanted would count
Yeah, then the Muppets Most Wanted Wait, is it the Muppets Most Wanted? The Muppets Most are Disney, right? So like Muppets Most Wanted would count. Yeah, then the Muppets Most Wanted.
Wait, is it The Muppets Most Wanted?
The Muppets Most Wanted, right?
The Muppets Most Wanted.
Oh, yeah.
Is it The Muppets?
But the movie's not called The Muppets Most Wanted.
Oh, The Muppet Movie.
The Muppet Movie.
That also works?
Woo, that was a close one.
Hey, I almost cried on that one too.
That was a close one Hey I almost cried on that one too
Oh no
Man
So now it's
Now it's me and four
Or Duddy and four
Duddy and four
Do it up you got it
I get to go last on this one
This is a tough one
I think I got one though. I can't think of a last one on this one. This is a tough one.
I think I got one, though.
No, I don't.
I'll get it back.
The Frog Princess.
What?
The Frog Prince S.
There's no Frog Princess. There's the frog and the princess
The frog and the prince
Right? Is that it?
Yeah but that's way too many words too
Just one too many
Shit man
I'm gonna need another shot of Jameson
No
I'm kidding about that
Please don't
I will throw up
Wow
You're out
it's okay
we're gonna play
another game
so you can
it's okay to be out
alright I'm out
alright
leave me alone
Che
Lady and the Tramp
yeah
thank you
thank you
it was
yeah
we had a thing going.
Carlos?
Yeah, that was shitty that you guys gave him a clue
about eating spaghetti until the mouths were touching.
Yeah, but it was cute as fuck.
Did you see it? How could you not?
It was great.
I'm going to stick with my theme of Muppets in Outer Space.
That's not a movie. That's a movie? Muppets in Outer Space? That'd be dumb of Muppets in Outer Space. That's not a movie.
That's a movie?
Muppets in Outer Space?
That'd be The Muppets.
That's what they got.
Gonzo has to try to get home.
No, I think you're right, but it's The Muppets.
That one's The?
Yeah.
A four-letter Muppet would be The Great Muppet Caper.
That's the one I was thinking about.
No.
I think it's just Muppets in Space.
It's Muppets in Space? Yeah.
Then I fucking won.
Muppets in Space is four
words? No, it's Muppets
in Outer Space. It's in Outer Space. It has to
be in Outer Space. No.
It's not in Inner Space.
I think it's just Muppets in Space.
I'm not sure exactly what space is.
I'll take a bow. You'll do what?
I'll bow out. Oh shit, really?
It's my turn?
And you're not going to say The Great Muppet Caper?
I was going to, but then...
Yeah, I'm going to say The Great Muppet Caper.
I'll stick around.
I'll say there's a Dick Van Dyke movie
called Never a Dull Moment.
Yeah, right?
I'll go fucking deep.
I don't give a goddamn.
The world's just
topsy-turvy right now.
No Disney
musicals, though. Did they do any of those?
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, Mary Poppins is a musical dummy.
No, I meant, you know what I meant.
Alright, five words. Go, Trey,
go. Oh, shit.
Five words.
The fox and the hound.
Fuck!
Yeah.
Nice pull.
That was the only one in the chamber.
I'm so fucked.
I'm a fox and I'm a hound dog.
Love that movie. As you were counting, I was like, the fox and the hound dog. Love that movie.
As you were counting, I was like,
I got one.
I got one.
You out?
Oh, it's me. I gotta go?
Okay, five.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Oh, yeah.
That is six.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Oh, that's six.
Oh, shit.
Next round.
Next round, you got it.
Fucking rookie.
So?
I'm done.
You're done?
I'm done.
Okay.
I'm going to go with...
The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes.
Oh, shit.
There's enough people clapping
that I'm going to buy that.
So now, which one of us has to start it?
Did you start the last one?
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Carlos is out.
I'm out.
I'm out I'm out
Yeah
Trey just said that
Yeah
Alright
Now you see him
Now you don't
Six words
That's six
Now you see them
Now you don't
Oh fuck Trey wins Holy shit That's six. No, you see them. No, you don't. Oh, fuck.
Trey wins.
Holy shit, you guys.
Wait, if I won two games?
You still haven't won the whole thing.
Anything can happen.
Anything can happen
because we're going to play
Last Man Stanton.
Uh-oh.
This is tense.
It could all go in the shitter right here for me, Dottie.
It went in the shitter right when I woke up this morning.
Well, at least you got performing for me and Doug
to look forward to later.
No, it's going to be just Doug, remember?
People don't forget.
Damn. Bitches don't forget. Damn.
Bitches don't forget.
Damn.
Okay, now there's going to be no one in the crowd.
So this game is somewhat similar, Duddy.
What we're going to do is we're going to get the name of an actor or an actress
from someone in the audience that I've preselected.
And we'll start with Trey this time.
Since we were going around that way,
let's go the other way.
It'll be Trey, Duddy, me, Carlos.
But if you can't think of one,
one time during this next game,
you can use a lifeline.
Your lifeline is the person whose name tag you chose.
Now you're regretting choosing the donuts,
aren't you?
I got this Yeah
So where's your person at
Where's your
Oh actually
Duddy probably regrets
Picking that giant joint
Cause her memory
Might not be so great
Oh that's a joint
What do you think it was
Sandra
She looks like she's down
With the moon
You ready Sandra
He might come to you
So good luck
Oh I'm definitely
Gonna come to you
Probably first round.
First round, he's coming right at you.
But Trey will go first.
Oh, so the person I chose from Twitter is someone named Ovacord?
O-V-A-C-O-R-D?
Are you at the same table with San Jose, dude?
No, yeah, he's over there.
What's Ovvocord mean?
Your last name is Cordova?
Was it taken?
You just chose to mix up the
letters anyway. Pretty sneaky.
Yeah, fun to explain for the
rest of your days.
What's your last name again?
Cordova.
Ovocord. Cordova, Ovoc-cord. Ova-cord.
Cordova, Ova-cord.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Sounds like a Phil Collins lyric.
It was Abacab.
But anyway.
Or a new car.
In Genesis.
Come drive me.
If you say Phil Collins, I will jump over this swordsman and murder you.
What do you got for us?
Dwayne Johnson.
Dwayne the Rock Johnson.
Wow.
One of my choices for president in 2020.
If we're just going to go with famous people,
we should start picking better.
Just being famous is all it takes
all right what do you got there tray for the rock oh shit man furious seven is
that the name of it right you wanted
right out of the gate
you want to guess
something you're not sure about
well cause they named
all those movies
something dumb
do you want to go
to your lifeline
no
yeah just name a movie
that's got the rock in it
yeah I'm gonna use my lifeline shit in it.
Yeah, I'm going to use my lifelines.
Shit.
She's going Tooth Fairy.
That was the one I was thinking of.
That's the only rock movie you know?
I know another one, but I can't think of the name.
Oh, my God.
I told you, would you pick one?
All right, the two sherry is what you're going with, Trey?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Fucking Dwayne Johnson, dude, really?
All right.
Oh, shit.
Give me a second here.
All right.
Oh shit Give me a second here
Alright
It's not called walk hard
What's that word
Don't tell me
It's close
It's so close
Right
Is it close
Don't help him
Don't say a word
I don't want anybody
Walking around here
I don't care how tall you are
Walk tall What's that Walk tall Anybody walking around here? I don't care how tall you are.
Walk tall?
What's that?
Walk tall?
What? What?
Oh, shit.
I don't want anybody walking around.
Yeah, walk tall.
He's a chief, right?
He's a chief.
Lifeline, hook me up.
Walk tall.
What's that?
All right, do you want to use your lifeline?
Yeah, for sure.
Sandra, what do you got?
Walk strong.
Walk strong?
Man.
The Lance Armstrong story?
I thought she'd help you.
That's so funny.
You guys were made for each other, Sandra and Duddy.
I got you, Sandra That's okay
Alright, so
You guys are out
Sorry about that
That's okay
Is that the first time the Lifeline ever got someone out?
First round, yeah, probably
It's pretty extraordinary
History
History-making moment.
But this is the most satisfying part of this,
is I'm next.
Walking tall.
Carlos?
Central intelligence.
Yes!
Here we go again, man.
Fuck.
Fast and Furious 6.
Faster and more furious, or whatever the fuck they named that piece of shit.
Whatever happened to Furious 7?
Well, I bailed on that.
You did, I know.
No, Furious 7.
I'm going with Furious 7, dude.
That was the name of that thing.
That's correct.
Yeah!
I will take
Pain and Game.
Ah.
I'll go with South Side Tales.
Ooh.
Yeah, you guys like that?
That's so Teric shit.
You like that shit?
Yeah.
I fucking watch movies.
I love them.
You saw that movie?
Yeah, yeah.
I almost cried.
Oh, my God.
Okay.
Same director as Donnie Darko, right?
Yeah, and then, like,
Justin Timberlake was in it too.
Yeah, there you go.
Trey's thinking hard.
Come up with another rock movie.
I'm trying to think of the real name of number six.
That was the Brazil one, right?
Where the safe through the streets and the tank and shit.
Fuck.
His cartoon movie, Moana, doesn't count yet
because it's not open yet.
That's what I was going to say
if I was playing. Faster and more furious.
Number six.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Final answer.
Fast and furious six.
I think that's right.
Yeah.
Yeah. Fast and furious six 6. I think that's right. Yeah. Fast and Furious 6.
Thank God.
I'm going to go with
The Rundown.
Shit.
I'll go with Snitch.
Ooh.
Yeah, he was the Snitch.
He was the fucking snitch, lady.
I'm out.
I got nothing.
Susan Sarandon?
That's the whole fucking movie.
Susan Sarandon was in that, right?
Snitch? She was like his therapist or
some shit? Or a parole officer?
Something.
Trey? Yeah, I'm for Red October.
He was. He did. It was very early on in Red October. He was, he did.
It was very early on in his career.
He was a submarine.
Yeah.
Look it up, you guys.
No, not now.
After.
Yeah, don't look it up now.
Be cool.
Son of a bitch.
Carlos?
Shit.
There's one more out there.
Oh, there's a few out there.
And they're like these softball ones too.
The Rock's been tearing it up.
Yeah, he has.
He makes movies.
And ballers.
Oh, you could say shit like that? No. I'm just saying he's And ballers Oh you can say shit like that?
No
It's movies only
I'm just saying he's in ballers
He's balling on like a kid
There's a couple more kids ones in there
Yeah that's what I was thinking
The kids ones
Oh oh oh fuck
What?
The journey to the...
No, no, not that one.
Uh, yeah, I know where you're headed.
But that's not the one,
because that's Brendan Fraser bullshit.
Um, how about the...
You got this?
The hunt, the fucking...
Were you going to say the hunt for Red October?
Yeah.
It got in my head.
I looked at you, I was like, you got it.
Uh, uh, the, um, got it. The Race to Witch Mountain.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wait, is that a Disney one, too?
Yeah, it's a Disney one, too.
I was like, is he going to get it? Is he going to get smart?
Oh.
Oh.
Uh.
Fuck, there's a... There's another one where
Ah shit
It's that kid in the fucking
Oh yeah right
They're looking for gold and shit
And it's Michael Caine's in it
And he's like
Yeah Michael Caine's all
I just got a piece of the rock
And the kid from the fucking 100 Games is in it too Oh shit What is it? Yeah, Michael Caine's all, I just got a piece of the rock.
And the kid from the fucking 100 Games is in it, too.
Oh, shit.
Dirty Robbins County.
No.
Damn.
It's, uh, it's...
Do you want to use your lifeline?
It's a part one and part two.
Oh, that's why I got a lifeline, huh?
He's got a lifeline.
What's up, fucking crowbar?
What's happening?
Okay, I just...
That didn't sound confident at all.
No, man.
Crowbar's got this.
Crowbar got it, because... Gridiron all. No, man. Crowbar's got this. Crowbar got it.
Gridiron Gang.
Gridiron Gang.
Dude.
In clutch.
He's clutch as fuck right there.
That's Crowbar.
That's my dude right there.
That was good.
I'm glad that you didn't lose
because it would be terrible
if it was his fault.
You know another terrible fault?
San Andreas.
Ah!
I'm gonna use my lifeline.
You already used it, sucker!
That's all you got. You got anything else?
I got, I tried to think of this. You want to lay one more on me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Journey to the Center of the Earth.
Just think of him with his thing up.
He wasn't in the first one.
Part two.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I said.
It was a sequel.
Right.
But I don't know the actual title of it.
Was it just Journey to the Center of the Earth Part Two?
Or did it have, it was like Journey to a Volcano's Butthole.
It had some sort of full title.
Okay, yeah, I fucked up then.
I don't remember what it is.
Let me see if I can throw one more in the mix,
but I don't think I can.
Yeah, I give up.
There's probably more, though.
But Carlos is our winner today everybody.
What amazing rock movies did we miss?
G.I. Joe!
G.I. Joe!
G.I. Joe!
G.I. Joe, Scorpion King.
Scorpion King, fuck me in the face.
Shit.
Which one?
Mummy Returns.
Fast Five.
What was the one else?
Reno 911, Miami Beach, or whatever that was called?
The Other Guys.
The Other Guys, yeah.
Boom.
What do you got to
plug, Duddy? The Dirty Heads tour
ends tonight. You gonna,
you got anything coming up in the
future?
Yeah, more touring. Always touring.
Yeah? You guys are gonna go back out again soon?
Oh yeah, we'll be back out. We're gonna take about a two week break
and then go back out, so.
We'll go see Dirty Heads when they come to your town, you guys.
Super fun show.
Jared Watson couldn't be here today, but he's been on Douglas' movies before,
and we'll be happy to see him again later tonight.
And thanks for doing this, man.
Hey, thanks for having me.
Appreciate it.
Yeah, that was fun.
Dirty.
Do you like throwing donuts at people?
I fucking love throwing donuts
Grab one of Trey's donuts and just chuck it at the audience
Yeah yeah
Don't worry about that
Oh
You get to rebate
Throw it again
Give me that Amy Adams
Yeah
Trey what have you got to plug? Damienis. Yeah!
Trey, what have you got to plug?
Dude, for New York people,
I'll be May 22nd
at the Creek in the Cave
and May 30th
at Pete's Candy Store
in Brooklyn.
Oh, and buy my album,
The Moronic,
or Spotify, Rhapsody, all that shit. Trey Sucks on Twitter, Brooklyn. Oh, and Bye Bye Album. The Moronic. Or Spotify.
Rhapsody. All that shit.
Trey Sucks on Twitter.
Trey Galley Instagram.
On Instagram.
Oh, and Tennessee
Around Christmas.
That's it.
Boom.
I love this new game where we were trying to
back them down.
Who wants an old fashioned Coconut
Coconut
Who likes coconut
Seriously
Don't fuck with me
If you don't like coconut
Yeah
Oh
That's ridiculous
Carlos Rodriguez
What do you got to plug?
I'll be here at the Sacramento Punchline
December 16th to the 18th
And then I'll also be at
Laughs Unlimited Christmas Weekend
Yeah, yeah
So you can find me there
Find me at CarlosComedy on Twitter
And Instagram and carlos.comic.com
It sucks when the receiver
isn't looking.
Thank you,
Carlos Rodriguez.
Get a slice
of this one in half, swordsman.
Oh, this is so much fun.
Rebate, rebate!
It almost went back in my box.
Yes!
Get that lady.
Oh, man.
All right.
I had something to plug here, too, I think.
Come get your prizes.
The person that...
Who won?
Carlos was playing for... was played for Pro Bar.
Pro Bar.
Got a Super Nintendo and shit.
Yeah, you done a lot of stuff, dude.
There you go.
That's all for you.
I don't need your shit, Ed.
You won.
Nobody cares what you're mad about.
And Sandra, does your joint have a shithead on it?
Yes, sir.
Oh, goody. Pass that on over.
From Humboldt.
Okay.
Oh, I found it.
It's six hours from Humboldt?
Holy shit, that two-hour guy got
nothing on you.
Sorry, San Jose.
Yeah, just
warm off whenever you feel like it.
Speaking of San Francisco and how close
it is, I'm doing stuff at the SF
Sketch Fest in San Francisco in January,
and they're going to be announced,
all the shows are going to be announced
this Friday, November 18th.
Thank you guys so much for coming out.
Thank you to the Punchline,
my guests, Donnie Bushnell,
Carlos Rodriguez, and Trey Gallion.
And as always...
Lyle Chan is a shithead.
Hate Lyle Chan.
Fuck that guy.
Two or three people here who hate Lyle Chan. And cherry pickers are shitheads.
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