Doug Loves Movies - Eli Roth, Michael Giacchino, Louis Katz and Rebekah McKendry guest
Episode Date: November 15, 2018Back at the UCB Franklin, Doug welcomes Eli Roth, Michael Giacchino, Louis Katz and Rebekah McKendry to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For ...a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers, squeenies, babies, sticky seeds
With 50 acid popcorn kernels in his teeth
They're still not warm, then he won't sleep
Cause Doug loves movies Hey guys
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I'm so excited you wanted to come
I am so stoked about it.
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Hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
I surprised you with that, didn't I?
It was a little fast, that cue.
Coming to you once again from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater
in Los Angeles, California!
Yeah!
It's Tuesday, November 13th.
California is on fire.
But here we are
nonetheless.
So I want to see some
hot name tags.
That's terrible.
We got name tags.
There's at least five or six of them. Oh, look at that. There's terrible. We got name tags. There's at least five or six
of them. Oh, look at that.
There's no big ones today.
It's interesting that you guys came here in your
cars and you couldn't bring a big name tag.
You know what I mean?
If you're on public transportation,
I get it. That one's pretty big.
What's yours say, dude?
I asked you what it said.
Not point it in my direction
and hope that I could read it.
It's a machete thing?
Mike Chete.
Mike Chete.
I like it.
In my book, you win.
Good luck.
I hope you get chosen.
Doug Plugs just announced
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Yeah!
Come on!
You guys nailed it.
You passed the audition.
So I opened
it up at the beginning of the show. You may have
seen me with one
of these on Periscope today.
But it's a...
I'm giving away tonight a Taylor Swift
VIP box. The
final one that I'm giving away. I'm keeping
one, because you know, you've got to keep one.
But
I ended up getting so many of these stupid
things that
yeah, I'm giving it away.
It's got...
It's heavy.
We should get an audience member to vouch
for how heavy this thing is.
Here, hold that,
and then tell me what you think about it.
I think you're just weak.
Okay.
That's interesting.
Listen to how weak I am.
Yeah.
I hope the podcast listeners
Could hear
How violent and loud that was
Somebody's going home with that
And all the stuff brought by my guests
As you can see we have four chairs
You guys ready to meet my guests?
We've got a lot of new
fresh meat tonight, plus
some old bees.
I'm very excited about all of it.
Please give it up for Rebecca
McKendry, Michael Giacchino,
Louie Katz, and
Eli Roth.
I think I said
all their names right, but
they refused to appear.
All it takes is one...
Oh, there you go.
It takes one bold leader
to guide everybody,
get the whole group out here.
What an amazing assemblage.
Let's meet them individually,
starting with the lady
all the way on the far end down
there. Howdy. It's
Rebecca McKendry, everybody.
Hello!
Co-writer, co-director
of All the Creatures We're Stirring.
Correct. Available
for us to see when? December
4th, and then we are going to be on
shutter just a little bit right after that shutter of course is the uh horror movie netflix of horror
yeah we've had they've had to put ads on on my show yeah i don't know yeah they're great but i
don't i don't think the ads did moved much i don't think i got them any business because
they stopped calling but uh congratulations for being on there.
Thank you.
And you co-directed and co-wrote this movie with your husband.
Correct.
Yeah, who is here in attendance.
Let's hear it for him.
What's up?
Yeah.
And is it an anthology style?
Is it a few stories?
It's a Christmas horror anthology.
I'm in.
And so, yeah, the concept is Los Angeles on Christmas Eve,
because we've always been kind of like,
Los Angeles has a different vibe on Christmas Eve
than every place else in America.
Right, because everybody leaves,
and the people that are left are fucking scared
of Christmas related nightmare
scenarios. Exactly.
So we go through five different tales
of terror on Christmas Eve. It's like
The Purge but unadvertised.
You know what I mean? It's like
let's keep it amongst ourselves but
Christmas here in LA, we can
do whatever the fuck we want.
There's no laws.
It's really weirdly empty and strange because no one's from here I guess. Alright, it's kind of the wild west here. There's no laws. Yeah, it's really weirdly empty and strange
because no one's from here,
I guess.
All right, well,
thank you for being here.
Thank you for having me.
I heard you're a fan
of the show.
I am.
So I'm excited to have you
and, you know,
of course,
none of the answers tonight
will be horror films.
Damn.
So, yeah, so, you know,
I hope you do well,
nonetheless.
I can't with Eli here
you can't do horror movies
because he's the
wait you
went to school and studied
were you going to finish that sentence
I was going to say that you had a PhD
in horror but she genuinely does
she really has one I am a doctor I literally have a PhD entirely focused in horror, but she genuinely does. She really has one. I am a doctor.
I literally have a PhD
entirely focused in horror films.
There you go. So you don't have that.
You just sort of, it's honorary.
I'm like an
honorary.
I teach horror film at USC.
You're grandfathered
in through your work, I think.
But also joining us for the first time,
and I'm so excited about it,
it's Michael Giacchino, everybody.
Who, you know, if you don't know him by name,
it's because it's confusing.
You know, the way it's spelled
and the way it's pronounced are slightly different.
It looks like Giacchino.
Yeah, yeah, it's in Italian.
Yeah, and it's Giacchino.
Yeah.
I don't know why I gave them both
such a heavy Italian accent.
But composer of so many amazing film scores,
Le Incredible,
Le Incredible 2.
Deux.
Deux, exactly.
But so many great scores
And of course the TV program loss
Wait you have bad ones?
I brought those with me to give away
You really did?
What's an example?
I did a movie that was called
My Brother the Pig
But the great thing about this movie
It stars Eva Mendez It has Scarlett Johansson
and the other guy.
Well, next to them, what guy's not going to seem like a pig?
This was like, I think it was Scarlett's first movie. Anyway.
Really?
Her little brother gets turned into a pig, believe it or not. It's fascinating.
Was this one of the first things you ever scored?
It was one of the first films,
like full films
that I ever did,
that's for sure.
I never made it
to a movie screen.
The first movie I did
that made it to a movie screen
was The Incredibles.
But there were a few other ones,
you know,
prior to that
that barely made it
onto DVD.
So it was,
yeah,
and a lot of video games
and, you know,
stuff like that.
All right.
Yeah.
Is it weird I want to finish early so I can go home and watch My Brother the Pig?
Yeah, let's wrap this up early.
Eli's got a movie to watch.
He's very excited.
Very inspired.
And you threw your hat in the directing ring
after composing the score for so many things with a short film.
Yeah, I did a short film with Patton Oswalt and Ben Schwartz.
But no strangers to this program?
No, no, no, no.
It was a blast.
I had Patton, Ben, Dermot Mulroney, Amy Brenneman, Benedict Wong, and Tom Everett Scott.
And it was a blast.
And I don't want to explain too much about it
because eventually you'll hopefully get to see it,
but it is an insane, insane film.
And it mostly is about Patton,
who I love more than life itself.
Patton Oswalt.
Absolutely.
Not Patton, the famous historical figure.
I like them both, actually.
I have posters of both of them above my bed.
Is this short available to be seen yet by people?
Because I know it was at a film festival that I was at recently.
Yeah, it's going to a couple festivals, and then it'll be...
I'll put it out.
Yes.
Okay, cool.
And what's it called again?
Monster Challenge?
Monster Challenge, yeah.
Did I send you the link?
You did, and I haven't watched it yet because...
He says, send me the link, and then he doesn't.
Because I really like seeing everything on the big screen, if possible.
But knowing that I have it for that moment where I'm like, oh, shit, the world's about to end.
I'm not going to be able to see this on the big screen.
I'll just watch it.
I have it on my phone.
We can watch it here.
During the last 10 minutes of Earth.
Yeah.
Last 10 minutes of our existence, I'm going to watch Monster Challenge.
There you go.
It'll be my own personal Monster Challenge.
It's 13 minutes, so...
Oh, shit, are you kidding me?
Oh, man.
I gotta change some things.
I gotta rearrange some shit to make that happen,
but I'm going to try to fit it in.
It's on my just before I die bucket list.
So there's a few
other errands
I might have to run.
But thank you so much
for being here.
Thanks for having me.
Do you enjoy
movie trivia
and that sort of thing?
I do. I do.
I happen to love movies.
All right.
Because Eli is
the tough competitor.
Oh, I know.
I'm going to suck tonight
but it's all right.
We'll soldier on.
All right.
And also joining us
tonight is Louis Katz, everybody.
Thank you.
Second or third appearance on the show, maybe.
Second.
Second time.
And you've got, you reached out to me because you've got something to promote.
Oh, yeah.
My new album just came out, Katz Skills.
That's my, thank you.
Because his name is Katz.
All right, good.
Katz Skills. You know a joke is good when you have Because his name is Cats. All right, good. Cat skills.
You know a joke is good when you have to explain it to people.
Well, you know, I guess if they see it, your name and your face, then they'll get it.
But, you know, here we have to walk them through it.
And it's out already.
Yeah, it just came out like a week ago.
It's my second album. Yeah, it just came out like a week ago. It's my second album.
Yeah, it just came out.
All right.
Yeah, everything's a second thing.
Yeah, yeah.
Everything you do, this is my second one.
Very excited about it.
And yeah, thank you for coming back.
Well, thanks for having me back.
All right.
Hopefully I'll do better this time.
Oh, you did badly before?
You know, it was Leonard Maltin, so it was a weird vibe.
I'm not saying he's bad.
I'm just saying he was like... Leonard himself was on the show?
Yes, yes. Yeah, so you're not gonna...
Why would you want to defeat Leonard Maltin?
You want to, like, let him
win. Exactly. Because he deserves it.
Yeah.
Eli Roth, everybody! Yeah.
Eli Roth, everybody.
You ever have any run-ins with Leonard Maltin?
Because there's no way he likes your movies.
He might like The House with the Clock in the Walls.
I got one middle finger up from Leonard Maltin.
Actually, no, Leonard Maltin was great. He did History of Horror. Yeah, he's in it.
You're right. Yeah, he shows up constantly.
That's sort of the tale of how much
does their hatred of my movies
outweigh their love of other movies?
And I don't know if he
hates me, but he did the show, which was cool.
Yeah, but he's not going to, you know, he
didn't speak to, he didn't talk about
Hostel. No, I don't think he ever saw it or would admit to having seen it. You talked to him to, you know, he didn't speak to, he didn't talk about Hostel.
No, I don't think he ever saw it.
He talked about. Or would admit to having seen it.
You talked to him about, you know, his groundbreaking cameo in Gremlins 2, the new batch.
We went into, we have that in there for sure.
Yeah, you showed him being murdered by the Gremlins.
We did.
We had Leonard Maltin getting killed.
I believe that's his only screen appearance.
Because, you know, most people that are movie reviewers and TV correspondents,
they play themselves in a million different movies.
But that's the only one Leonard's been in is Gremlins 2.
And he should retire after that.
Because what better movie is there than Gremlins 2?
He fucking killed it.
It's so good.
But speaking of things that are good or even great,
Eli Roth's History of Horror on AMC.
Have you guys been watching that?
I'll take that as a resounding yes.
Jesus, you couldn't fucking fake it?
Nobody.
Does no one have cable anymore?
Is that what's happening?
I think it's the comedy crowd.
No one's into horror movies.
They're too into comedy
and not enough into horror.
It's in the wonderful time slot
of 12.40 on a Sunday.
They do run it really late.
You have to watch Talking Dead twice to see it.
That's true.
It's been a discussion.
That being said, the show's really doing great.
And they're going to bring it back for more, maybe.
We hope. It's looking that way.
The last episode, Ghosts,
will be on Sunday. Yeah, so
get it together, everybody.
Sunday night, just pretend
to watch it if you have to.
But get a good rating for it so that
he'll make more because
whenever you do get around to watching the episodes
they're really comprehensive guides to
horror movies and also
thanks to Walking Dead,
AMC does not flinch at showing really violent moments
from these horror movies.
It's like the greatest hits of kills.
It's just like if you want to see more decapitations
and dismemberments packed into 44 minutes.
Yeah, if you're like at all like,
I don't want it to suddenly happen,
I need some buildup,
there's montages of murder.
Because we sit there and we're like,
let's just do every Friday the 13th kill in 25 seconds.
And they're like, this is wonderful.
Oh, you have the sleeping bag against the tree, right?
Yes.
No, they show that twice
and then another time in slow motion.
Oh, damn right they do.
Okay.
You can distill basically every horror movie kill down to like 30.
Like you can take a movie and crunch it into 15 seconds of gore.
Yeah.
We do.
You're like, look, Kevin Bacon was in Friday the 13th.
It's nonstop.
It's like my terror in the aisles, if you remember that.
But it's so funny because it's extremely violent,
but when somebody says the word shit, they bleep it.
They do.
I get a kick out of that, too.
It's so fucking funny.
But we have Stephen King trash-talking The Shining
and Quentin Tarantino talking Twilight.
It's just weird conversations.
Jordan Peele's really into Interview with the Vampire.
We went deep with it. And Jordan Peele told really into Interview with the Vampire like we like went deep
and Jordan Peele
told this crazy story
about his mom
that his mom
I was talking to him
about Get Out
as a possession movie
and he told this story
about how his mom
used to do this game
when he wanted something
that she didn't want to give him
he'd be like
can I have that candy bar
and she would just go
mommy isn't here now Jordan
and it like
really fucked him up and
basically i was like so pretty much get out is like we're all making movies of stuff that freaked
us out when we were five essentially yeah when you were five you went to europe and uh
ended up in a torture den
what a weird childhood.
Well, I'm so happy to have two horror historians on the panel tonight and an amazing composer and a hilarious comedian.
And what did you guys bring to contribute to the prize bag?
Let's start with Rebecca.
Okay, I brought a couple of things.
I brought a Shockwave shirt, which is the podcast
I host for Blumhouse.
So a horror podcast. I brought
a Blu-ray
of The Baby. Weird
1973 shock
exploitation about a man baby.
And after you watch this weird shock
exploitation about a man baby, you can watch me
do commentary about why it's historically
important. Boom.
Okay? Still going.
I brought a VHS copy. You won me over
at man baby. Man baby. I know. Right there.
We're all in. I brought a
VHS copy of 1974
Leif Garrett film, The Devil Times Five
that was previously owned by Johnny
Ramone. Oh, wow.
Yeah. Are you sure you want to part with that?
I'm going to let Bob Morawski, Academy Award winning editor,
gave it to my husband.
And it's been sitting on our shelf for a while.
And I feel like somebody, we need to pass on the Johnny Ramone.
Leaf Garrett love here.
All right.
Does anybody here have a VHS player?
I do.
Oh, I see a couple of hands.
I meant the people that are going to win it.
And last but not least,
my five-year-old daughter
drew a picture of you
dressed as Santa Claus
with the winner tonight
and I asked her,
she didn't know
what the winner
would look like
so she drew
a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
So she has predicted
that a Tyrannosaurus Rex
will win tonight.
It's usually the oldest
member of the audience
that wins.
Well, that is what a
terrific batch of stuff. Could you just
slide that down the table?
Old Western bar style.
Like a beer pair.
And let's talk to
Louis Katz about what he brought
for the bag.
I made a poster
for my new album,
the cover. It's called Catskills. Remember that part?
Yeah.
There's a poster. It's a pretty cool poster.
It's art by this Belgian
artist named Elzo Dirt. So it's that poster.
That's cool.
It's cool.
You can't hear it over audio
how cool it looks, but it does look cool. It's really cool. It is cool. You can't hear it on the park over audio how cool it looks but it does look cool
It's really cool. And then also I bought this the download car for my first album if these balls could talk
Which is a funnier title, but still
With the sexy picture of me on the front it's a postcard
You can actually send this in the mail before you do though
You might want to download the album because you get the album for free with this download card. Oh, okay.
That's two prizes in one. Cool.
You can only use the download card once,
though? Yeah. What, are you going to
just bootleg it and sell it everywhere?
I'm just saying, like you said,
make sure you download it first before you send it
to somebody. Well, you send it in the mail and then
someone who's seeing it file in the mail
is going to say, oh, I can just download it now and then you don't have the download
code. Yeah.
That's why I thought it would be good to be able to do it twice.
Now, Michael Giacchino, you know, I mean, when I'm asking people to, you know,
I was so grateful that he was willing to appear on the show
when I was like, bring something for the prize bag.
He doesn't know what that means.
I don't think you even said that.
I said, yeah, bring a little something, a little token, a little trinket.
I don't think those words were spoken.
Well, yeah, because we've never spoken.
It was through Twitter DMs.
So he didn't bring something to give away,
but he brought something that you can touch.
You can touch it.
The winner tonight gets to touch these items.
This is a shofar.
This was used on the very first...
It gets good. Hold on. This was used on the very first... It gets good.
Hold on.
This was used
on the very first
Planet of the Apes movie.
Yeah.
That is this.
That's pretty amazing.
So this was...
So you could blow into it
or touch it or...
Any number of things
you could do with this.
Caress it and hope that it...
That's this.
Hope that a Charlton Heston
genie appears.
And then,
so this was given to me by the...
What are your wishes?
I don't know, can you... I don't think you can speak through it.
What are your goddamn wishes?
Anyway, on the other hand.
And then I brought this. This is from Lost.
Look at that, you guys.
That's from Lost.
That was a popular show.
It doesn't have any heroin in it.
I don't think.
No, it's all out.
It's all out of heroin.
Yeah.
I hate it when the heroin dispenser's empty.
I know.
You go up all excited.
Oh, heroin.
I misunderstood.
What can I say?
I misunderstood.
Yeah, I mean, somehow me not telling you to bring anything at all
translated it to bring
some stuff for people to touch.
I literally brought it because I just thought
he would think it's cool. I don't know.
But there we go. We'll figure out
something. No, seriously, I think
both of those items, I think if you blow
into one and touch the other, I'm not going to be
more explicit.
But I think if you do both of those things, you probably
have a lot of good luck
coming your way.
Seems very lucky.
Do you have to have
so far... Do you have to have
skills to play it, or does it just
blow into it? There are people that can do it really well.
To Kyagodolaola song of the angels
oh shit we got a real
okay well without even holding that thing
you guys are giving me some serious fucking Rosh Hashanah flashbacks.
And it's fucking up my vibe.
I'm going to be honest.
I was thinking about movies.
Now I'm thinking I'm really fucking hungry from not having eaten all day.
And I have to go to the Claven's house and sit through their shitty buffet again.
The Claven.
Claven!
Claven!
All right, so what do you have for the winner to touch, Eli?
Well, other than Michael Giacchino, I have your very own copy.
I don't know if people have even Blu-ray and DVD and digital players anymore.
I don't know what they have anymore.
I have a copy of The Green Inferno.
Yeah, signed.
Signed.
Signed.
And then I brought one of these.
I don't know if I can unroll it because it has nudity.
But this is one of the forbidden banned Hostel 2 posters that we weren't allowed to put up of B.J. Phillips
naked holding her decapitated head.
Oh, I love it already.
This is a rare one.
Ooh, these were all types of controversial.
Yeah.
There you are.
Hostel 2, the poster.
The band one.
Signed.
It's an original.
You can put it up in your room
and your parents will be so proud.
Say it's a work of art.
So that's what I brought. I love it.
I wouldn't say touch it, but maybe it'll
inspire.
Touch it.
I love too how all of us as a group
didn't bring a bag.
It's just a
pile of things.
There you go Oh you're folding it up proper
I like it, rolling it up proper
Thank you
Oh you put that little sleeve on there
That's nice
Alright
So somebody's gonna get all this stuff
And then have to figure out how
to get it home.
Congratulations in advance.
Alright, we're running a little bit behind
but we're doing good.
So,
just a quick question for everybody before
we move on to the game portion of the show.
Rebecca, what was
the last movie that you saw?
I saw the new Suspiria.
Okay.
We've got some fans of that clapping over there.
What did you feel about it?
I loved it.
It's the complete opposite of the original one,
and somehow it's twice as long,
but I had a really good time with it.
It's like Bizarro Suspiria?
It really is.
It's like everything that the originaliria it really is it's like
everything that's the original suspiria did this one kind of flipped and did the exact opposite
the original was really contained this blows up the world the original was really stylized this
is not as much especially with the architecture but yeah it was still really good wow Wow. You really thought about that.
For me, my entire review was, yeah, that was long.
It was that.
Yeah, and it had some dancing in there.
Did the original Suspiria have dancing?
Not as much.
There was really only one scene of dancing in the original Suspiria.
She was in a rehearsal for about 30 seconds before she collapsed.
And that was the only dancing.
So somebody, when they went to remake it, they were like, you know what that movie needed is more dancing.
Like an actual performance.
Lots of dancing.
But the dancing becomes part of the ritual.
I like that this one was more of a witch story.
It was from the witch's point of view.
Whereas the original was not.
You really didn't find out about the witches until the end.
It felt very Black Swan to me.
It did.
Yeah.
Except with more of like a modern dance twist.
Yeah.
And more intentionally being a horror movie.
Louis, what was the last movie you saw?
It's kind of embarrassing.
I knew Eli was going to be on the panel,
so I ran out last night and saw
The House with the Clock in the Walls.
So we'd have something to banter about,
you know, bear Jew meets otter Jew,
and we can bond over.
I like it.
Tove mode.
Now, okay, but how does daylight savings time
affect The House with the clock and the walls?
That's a very good question.
It would give them an extra hour to stop the ticking clock.
Oh, okay.
That's good.
Maybe that's something for the sequel.
That's a good idea.
What was it like for you making what was clearly your most...
You've never made a movie that families could watch, right?
Well, I couldn't decapitate people,
but I could axe a pumpkin in the head and have blood splatter.
And so I just sort of substituted things.
I basically took a really sweet scene of a kid experiencing magic for the first time,
and then I was like,
what if,
and there's like a topiary lion that comes alive.
And then I was like,
what if the lion just like shits leaves all over the kid?
And they're like,
is that okay?
And I was like,
no, let's just,
let's just have them like the kids smiling and then,
and like them in the test screenings and the amblin execs,
you know,
I have to explain this to Steven Spielberg.
Like,
this is my idea.
Like take your, imagine an ET. If when they're hogging, ET shit on him. I have to explain this to Steven Spielberg. This is my idea.
Imagine an ET when they're hogging.
ET shit on him.
I'll agree with that.
And the test screening,
it was like number one favorite thing,
pooping tree.
It worked.
It was fun.
It was basically like the trick was... That's my favorite Shel Silverstein book.
Pooping tree.
And then at the end, I wanted to...
I was like, what if the tree...
There's a talking chair.
And then what if we just...
We had a whole thing and the family's hugging.
I was like, what if the tree, like the lion,
shits on the chair and the chair gets mad
and goes after him with a chainsaw.
And I sent my CGI...
This is me making a kids movie.
I sent the CGI artist the last shot of Texas Chainsaw Massacre of Leatherface
swimming around.
And I said, do that exactly with the chair.
And they did.
So people are watching it.
And horror fans are like, whoa, that's a weird, dark ending.
It was fun.
It's PG, though, right?
We did get a PG.
That was the goal.
Damn, not even PG-13.
No, I wanted PG
you skated in there
it's like
it's legit
creepy
like there's parts
that are legit creepy
but I would say
nothing was creepier
than being
an adult balding man
going to see
a children's movie
at 10pm on a Monday
that was probably
the creepiest thing
about that screening
yesterday
yeah those late night kids
really look at you funny.
The fuck are you doing here?
We're up past our bedtime.
What's your excuse?
Alright, Michael,
Jaquina, what was the last movie you saw?
In a theater or anywhere?
It could be in any format.
Shin Godzilla.
What? Anyone see format. Shin Godzilla. What?
Yeah.
Anyone see that?
I have.
Shin Godzilla?
Yeah.
That thing is batshit crazy.
I love that movie.
Did you see it?
No, it sounds like Schindler's List meets Godzilla.
Finally.
Your two favorite movies combined.
Sounds awesome.
Nazis and Godzilla.
Yeah, yeah. Think of the money they saved on ovens. piece combined. Sounds awesome. Nazis and Godzilla, like, last time I saw that.
Think of the money
they saved on ovens.
Listen, you guys.
That was a solid,
terrible joke.
But I'm so proud.
Hey, Godzilla.
Come over here. I need you to do something
Number four is out of cast
Oh no
It got dark quick
It got dark
We went from kids movies
To ovens
Yeah
Well
Sorry everybody
But you liked it?
I loved it
I loved it I loved it
it's a
I'm a big
I love monster movies
and I love
especially Japanese
monster movies
and this is
just another
telling of Godzilla
but it is
insanely incredible
the effects
that they've done
for this thing
I thought for sure
it was all
like
models
and guy in a suit
but it was all
CG
but they did it
in a way
with long lenses
and everything
to really make it
look like models.
I'm sure this is
not interesting
to anyone
except for me
which is why
I sat there
by myself
watching it.
I'm going to go
check it out
right away
if I remember
what it's called.
Shin?
Shin.
Shin.
Just think of
when you're watching
Schindler's List
tonight.
Just think of Godzilla. When I'm watching it tonight. Schindler's Godzilla. When you Like when you're watching Schindler's List tonight, just think of
Godzilla.
When I'm watching
it tonight.
Schindler's
Godzilla.
When you're
going to sleep
to Schindler's
List tonight,
just be like,
oh,
Godzilla.
Grapefines has
a really Godzilla
kind of vibe
in this role
is what I'll
say to myself.
What about you,
Eli?
Do you have a
last movie that you saw?
I don't want to say the reason I was a little late
was because I was watching the unrated director's cut
of Silent Night, Deadly Night.
But that may or may not be true.
It's true.
That's a real thing?
Yeah, there's a director's cut.
Just in time for the holidays?
Yeah, just in time for the holidays.
I was in a slasher mood
because the other night I went to the theater
and I saw the
original Suspiria with Goblin playing.
And for super nerds like Rebecca's husband.
Yeah, there's one over there.
Well, no.
They played the movie and they played the score live with it.
It was awesome.
Oh, wow.
Well, that's neat.
That was the last movie I saw.
And I've just been on like an Argento and then slide.
And then I went and just slid into 80s slasher.
All right.
Well, wow.
He's really walking the walk, you guys.
Well, I have free time now.
So yeah, it's what I do.
I mean, did you ever think that your love of horror
would lead you to be a historian?
Like you'd have a show called The History of Anything?
No.
History of Horror is really lofty.
No, it was fun. I wanted
to do like a Ken Burns, instead of
baseball, people's heads being chopped off.
Instead of a boring thing, how about
a movie about the Civil War?
Interesting stuff. Just have like
montages of zombies
ripping people's heads off.
Yeah.
And now you can do lots of different subsets.
And, you know, there's so many different categories.
There's a lot.
Yeah.
I'm excited for more.
And one more time, remind everybody to watch Sunday Night is the last episode.
And it's about ghosts.
And it's very scary about ghosts.
Yeah.
No, we talk about The Shining.
This is where Stephen King goes into The Shining
and he explains why he doesn't like it.
It's the first time I met him
and I got to sit down and really talk to him about it.
It was awesome.
Well, you know, I saw The Shining when I was a child
and I had read the book
and I was disappointed, much like Stephen King was.
And I wrote, this is like back in the day where you write
a letter to someone
and I wrote him a letter and he sent back
on a little 3x5 card
a typed response
that he also signed
and it was
you know I said
they fucked up your movie I thought it was terrible
because I didn't know any better
of course since then I've realized it's a classic.
But at the time, I was just sucking up to Stephen King.
Man, they ruined your fucking book.
And then he wrote back.
He was very, you know, well, this happens sometimes.
It's an adaptation.
And just because I don't like it doesn't mean that others won't like it.
Yeah, he was very nice about it.
He really cut Kubrick a break,
which Kubrick, of course, needed.
He never did anything any good.
He never made maximum overdrive.
So,
but it was still really neat Maximum Overdrive. So.
But it was still really neat to get a response from somebody like that.
Do you still have it?
I think so.
I think it's, you know,
somewhere in all my stuff.
But, all right.
Did you write him a letter
after Maximum Overdrive?
Dude, Emilio Estevez was miscast.
He could never fight machines.
He doesn't have what it takes.
Should have used his brother.
This movie needed some sheen.
Sheen versus machines. Sheen versus machine.
Machine.
I love it.
It would have been so much better.
Sheen versus machine.
It's like minimum overdrive
with Amelia.
All right.
Well, that's the movie.
Oh, I saw Divide and Conquer,
the Roger Ailes story, and that that's the movie. Oh, I saw Divide and Conquer, the Roger Ailes story,
and that guy's an asshole.
Now it's time for me to say, let the games begin!
People brought name tags that they fashioned out of various things.
That one guy over there looks like he just wrote his name on a napkin or something.
And each of you just select one
that you would like to play on behalf of tonight
to win all the prize pile.
Just go, you know, stand up and physically
go grab the one you like.
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Back to the
show.
We're back.
Great job, everybody.
Name tags have been selected.
Who are you playing on behalf of, Rebecca?
I am playing on behalf of Jason of Frankenstein.
Okay.
Yeah, he's been on the show a bunch of times.
I saw it
On the internet today
And I was like
That's not gonna get picked
What do you got, Louie?
I got strip Travis
There it is
In the darkness
I thought he put my face
On Demi Moore
But turns out
It's his face
And it's troubling
He wrote some kind of weird message
on the back of this. No, that's
for later in the show.
Yeah, that's if you lose, I have to read that
out loud.
What do you got there, Michael?
I got good dill hunting.
I just
like that he used construction paper.
Yeah, it's really old fashioned
project. He's got me saying, how do you like them apples? How do you like them paper. Yeah, it's really old-fashioned. I thought it was really nice.
He's got me saying, how do you like them apples? How do you like them apples? Yeah, exactly.
That's beautiful. I love it.
Yeah, it's great.
Who are you playing for?
Who are you playing for?
I'm playing for Love
Actualian.
Actualian?
I don't know if he's Italian Or his name is Ian
Is your name Ian?
It's actually Ian
Ian
It's actually Ian
And I'm the only person
On the planet
That truly hated this movie
Well
I'm sort of
You know
I'm not a huge fan of it
Because I love the Blackadder
And I love all of Richard Curtis
And this movie was like
A punch in the face
It's a little rough
When the most romantic moment is a guy
admitting that he loves a woman who's married to his best friend that was the
montage of hugging at the airport at the end it's like feeding a puppy like
that's like the cheapest that's the one upside in 9-11 is that people can't say goodbye at the gate anymore.
It's true.
It really killed romance at the airports.
It's over.
They'll arrest you for that now.
That's considered terrorism,
Don. Don't even joke about it.
Do you like
gummy bears, Eli?
I did when I was 12.
You grew out of it?
Well, I grew out of all my clothes.
That's why I was a husky in my bar mitzvah suit.
He says, Rod, your son's not a large.
He's a husky.
So yeah, I don't eat them now,
but I'm sure somebody here will.
You should be at the front of the sled.
I did a rod.
All right.
Oh, shit, I ruined everything
by tearing that off of there,
but, you know,
if you don't want these gummy bears,
I'm going to take them.
Take them.
You know what I mean?
You go down to the fire station
and donate them
because the firefighters are working hard.
No, they actually say
don't bring stuff to the fire stations.
It's all about donating money if you want to help out with the Malibu and Northern California fires.
Let's play some games.
Yeah.
Woo!
We're going to start.
I'm giving away this Taylor Swift box tonight.
So we're going to start with a game that I call Swift Justice.
I'm going to
read the description
of a movie from IMDB
and that movie
shares a title with a Taylor Swift
song.
An unrelated
Taylor Swift song.
And you can guess as often as you like
and the first person with the full correct title wins.
Are you ready for it?
Oh, I see what you did there.
Yep.
Nobody else does.
That's the only Taylor Swift song I knew
and you just...
It's gone.
That's the only one you know?
You don't know Shake It Off?
Yeah.
Okay, I do know that one.
Okay.
That's not the answer. Maybe two You don't want to shake it off? Yeah. Okay, I do know that one. Okay, that's not the answer.
Maybe two more.
All right.
This is a...
It is the name of a Taylor Swift song
that's unrelated to the movie
that's about a boy and a girl
from different backgrounds
fall in love
regardless of their upbringing
and then...
Romeo and Juliet?
Tragedy strikes.
West Side Story?
My Girl?
No, that would be
avoiding a girl
from different backgrounds
falling in love
and then
it becomes a B-movie.
Haters gonna hate,
hate, hate?
That would shake it off.
Did you know that
my girl,
that they promoted
that movie
by saying
Mac is back?
Why would you
coerce people
that love Home Alone
into watching this movie
where he dies
of bee stings?
Seems very cruel.
Alright, so
nobody knows it yet, so I'm going to add
a few more clues, starting with the
tagline for this movie was
love means never having to
say you're sorry. Love story?
That is right! Rebecca got
it! Love story!
Yeah, rated PG
for language and a love scene.
Some hockey too. I would hope there's a
fucking love scene in Love Story.
What a rip if there wasn't.
Yeah, from
1970 starring Ryan O'Neill
and Ali McGraw. There you
go. Rebecca won that game, everybody.
All it means is she gets to go first in the next game. Oh God, everybody. All it means is she gets to go first
in the next game. Oh, God, no.
And then we'll go to
Louie and Michael and Eli
in that order, because we're going to play
How Long Is It?
Yeah, this game, you
can feel the excitement
about this game. How long is it?
I'm going to name a thing and then you
guys have to guess how long it is.
It'll make more sense when I tell you
what the thing is.
Keep it ambiguous.
And it's Price is Right
style, so it's closest without going over.
And Rebecca gets to bid first.
I'll write down the bids if they're complicated.
That was more of a note to myself.
Douglas, you got this.
You don't have to write it down.
Rebecca, how long in days did it take to shoot Catch Me If You Can starring Tom Hanks?
I'm going to go with 96.
96 days, she says.
96.
I'm getting a pen out because I probably am going to have to write these down.
Louis, what do you think?
I think 89.
89 days?
Yes, days.
I'm going with days as the unit of measurement.
So you got a seven-day window there.
Yeah.
In which you are hoping to win.
I wrote it down under Michael.
Hang on.
Fixed it.
Michael?
I'm going to say 72.
Okay.
You guys are keeping it tight.
I like it.
Eli, what do you think?
Well, since Michael took my guess, I'm going to go with 66.
You want to say 72?
I do now.
You're going 66.
All right. I do now You're going 66 Alright so
Eli Roth
Director
Says 66
Rebecca
Director as well
96
Michael
Composer
Slash director
Says 72
And Louis
Says 89
I direct things I've directed stuff and Louis says 89.
I direct things.
I've directed stuff.
I got credits.
I'm sorry.
I just saw what I thought
would be a funny...
I selected this
because it is quite impressive.
Steven Spielberg and Leo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks
made that movie in 52 days.
Wow.
Damn.
Yeah, right?
It had as many locations, I think.
That's what I was saying.
It was when he was in a period of Munich, moving fast,
and there are not a lot of locations in that movie.
There's not?
Mostly airports.
And I think it was.
I think it was the same airport.
They just changed some signs.
They did that in the terminal.
You think, well, yeah, but that was the same airport the whole time.
That movie was shot in three days.
And it shipped.
Tom had to
prepare for the role. He had to live in a terminal
longer than it took to shoot the movie.
Because the guy that was based on
really lived in the terminal
for an insane amount of time.
But anyway, so 52 days.
So that means none of you won that game.
Yeah, so
we have to send you all home.
But thank you for playing.
Rebecca still remains in the catbird seat for the final game.
She gets to go first, but we're going to switch the order around.
More about that in a moment.
Because we're going to play Last Man Stanton.
Stanton.
Because we're going to play Last Man Stanton.
Now, the idea of this game is that we get the name of an actor or actress,
preferably one with a lot of credits, from a pre-selected audience member.
And then I like to play along in this game.
So Rebecca will go first, and then me, then Eli, then Michael, then Louie.
And the idea is we have to name movies that person was in. If you can't think of one, you're
out. But you also have one lifeline.
You can go to your person whose name
tag you chose once.
So one time Eli can
go to Ian and
Michael can go to Good Dill
Hunting.
And Louie can go to Bearded
Stripper.
And then of course there's Jason
of Frankenstein.
Helping out Rebecca.
Where is Adam underscore
Yencho?
Yo!
What's up man?
Hello.
Hello.
That's an acceptable
answer to what's up.
What's going on? Hello.
And
your name is Adam.
It is? Yeah, you went with your real name
on Twitter, bold move.
What
is your suggestion today for
this game?
Stan Lee.
Oh, lovely tribute to
the late Stan Lee.
Very
sad news that he
had passed. Have you been by his
star on the Walk of Fame is over by
Buffalo Wild Wings.
And
I'm serious. star on the Walk of Fame is over by Buffalo Wild Wings. And...
I'm serious.
Just over
on Hollywood near La Brea.
And there's a lovely
bunch of stuff there.
Attributive, you know, a sign
that says Excelsior. You know, you get
the idea. Alright, so that's
incredibly sad. Thanks for that.
You're welcome.
Yeah, and also thanks
for, you know, I mean, all you gotta
do is name Marvel movies, basically.
But, uh,
where is
Jake Claycock?
Is that right?
Did I write that down right where you at hey dude your name is really Jake Claycock Is that because you have Clay Cox in your walls?
You don't have to answer that.
That was a silly question.
Is that your actual last name, though?
Clay Cox?
No, but it's not. Oh, my God.
That'd be the best.
It's Laycock.
His last name's Laycock.
Oh, so his name on Twitter is Jake C. Laycock?
Yeah.
Okay.
Makes a lot more sense.
But now you have a great new nickname.
What's up, Claycock?
All right, Jake, what's your...
I'm going for a second suggestion,
because as much as I love Stan Lee,
I want to try to really make this interesting.
What do you have?
I think it's Jamie Lee Curtis.
Jamie Lee Curtis, okay.
Feels like we've played her recently,
but with Halloween and everything,
you gotta...
She was great on your History of Horror show.
She was an awesome guest.
Yeah, she was...
Telling her story about the first time she had to scream,
she had never screamed in her life.
Yeah.
Never had a reason to scream.
Tony Curtis is her dad,
and she had no reason to scream.
A lot of people didn't know that Janet A lot of people didn't know that Janet
Lee was her mom. No, I know.
I was watching the show next to
someone who was like, wow, that's awesome.
That's crazy. I didn't even know that.
Yeah, pretty amazing.
Alright.
Wait, does Jamie Lee Curtis have a daughter?
And why isn't she in the next
biggest horror film of all time?
Do you really want me to answer that question?
Oh, really?
Is there an answer?
No, I don't know.
I don't know if she has a daughter.
She might.
With Christopher Guest, that'd be like a super child.
Oh, my God, yeah.
That'd be a great kid.
And that's when Doug became a kidnapper.
Okay, so we've got the films of Stan Lee and Jamie Lee Curtis,
and I'm pretty sure there's not one that both have been in.
So we'll take turns naming movies from the two of them,
and like I said, if you can't think of one, we'll go to your lifeline.
Rebecca, start us off.
It just has to be Stanley
or Jamie the Curtis Oh Stanley Mallrath
you know I'm guessing we're not gonna have to identify which one each time but I'll go next and I'll say Jamie Lee Curtis
Trading Places
Eli
I'll say Jamie Lee Curtis
Road Games
Oh that is
very nice pull
Was that
also was that based on a previous
movie like they remade it with her
and it had previously been...
Or am I thinking of something else?
No, but the director of Road Games,
Richard Franklin, was the guy who was so obsessed
with Hitchcock, he called him at his office
and asked him to come and speak at his USC class
and Hitchcock showed up.
Yeah, it's a cool story.
So it's a very Hitchcockian kind of thriller.
But did he leave right away because he just likes to do cameos?
Good evening and goodbye.
Michael?
Hi.
Halloween.
Okay. What year? Michael? Hi. Halloween.
Okay.
What year?
Let's go with the first one.
Okay, the Ridge.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Louis?
True Lies.
Uh-huh.
Prom Night.
Uh-huh.
I'm going to go New Halloween.
I'll go Halloween H2o oh shit I'm gonna go dr. strange okay we're switching it up going back to Stanley oh back we haven't done a lot of
Stanley's no Louie one of the spider-man
one of the Spider-Mans.
You gotta pick one.
One of the 10 Spider-Mans.
You gotta pick one.
You gotta get the title right.
I'm gonna go with
Spider-Man.
Alright.
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
They didn't add...
Wait.
I'll say Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2.
Well, then I'll say Halloween 2.
Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna say
Spider-Man Homecoming.
Yes.
Spider-Man 2.
Wait, who yes spider-man 2 wait who wrote the score for spider-man homecoming I did yeah
people really get to name their own movies in this game I'm sorry, what did you say, Louie? Spider-Man 2.
You're saying Spider-Man also?
Rebecca?
I'm going to go Hulk.
Ooh.
Controversial.
He's in it. Oh, I really liked his cameo in Deadpool,
where he was the strip club DJ.
Eli?
Terror Train.
Nice selection.
Mixing it up a little bit.
Yeah.
Okay, Avengers
Jamie Lee Curtis
As the Hulk
Oh, I just sounded a good
A deep cut for Jamie Lee Curtis
Yeah, Louie
Spider-Man 3.
I'm going to pull a Louie and go Deadpool 2.
Right?
It's a great way to do it.
Okay, let's see if I can do that.
No.
I'm going to have to go with...
Oh, shit.
A fish called
Wanda.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I'll see your fish called one
and I'll raise you a perfect.
Perfect.
Travolta, yeah.
I eat my fish one,
so I'm going to go again with...
I'm going to go with, you know,
Civil War, Captain America, Civil War.
Mm-hmm.
Louis?
There was no for.
No, no, I know. I know. I know that.
That's why I'm trying. Now I'm stumped.
Now I don't know what to do.
This is a risky one. I'm going to say
Hulk, but that other Hulk.
But what did you think about that Hulk in general?
Like if you had to, you know, describe it.
Pretty incredible.
Yeah.
So what's your final answer?
Incredible Hulk.
So there was maybe more than one of them or was it the Incredible Hulk?
and
no, the Incredible Hulk
that would be such a great direction to take it
there might be other hulks.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Rebecca?
True lies.
We said true lies already.
Oh, I knew that, and that's why I meant to say man thing.
Man thing?
Man thing.
What's that?
Stanley's in it.
I thought that was Jamie Lee Curtis.
Yeah, those
hermaphrodite rumors were
extremely unfair.
It's his version of Swamp Thing.
She's all woman if you
happen to catch her in a movie called
Love Letters.
Yeah, nobody
believes me.
Eli?
I don't remember her, but I do remember
Stan Lee cameoing in Iron Man.
Oh, here we go, Louis.
I'm Iron Man 2.
Yes, Louis.
Louis.
Thor Ragnarok.
Oh.
Rebecca.
Guardians of the Galaxy 2.
I think I said that.
Oh, okay.
Then I'm going to go with
Stan Lee is in
Larry Cohen's The Ambulance.
Woo.
Wow.
Yeah.
Holy shit.
That got more than love letters.
Larry Cohen's The Ambulance.
You sure it wasn't Lee Daniels' The Ambulance?
Or Tyler Perry's The Ambulance?
Okay. Let's the ambulance. Okay.
Let's see here.
Oh, shit.
Can't believe we haven't said this for Jamie Lee Curtis yet.
Freaky Friday.
Yeah.
Where she switched personalities with Lindsay Lohan,
and apparently it stuck.
with Lindsay Lohan and apparently it's stuck.
Because Jamie Lee Curtis
is way more youthful
than Lindsay Lohan.
Jamie Lee Curtis is like,
hi!
And Lindsay Lohan's like,
hi!
Keen observation.
I'll go with Thor 1
just Thor
Thor
yeah
yeah
alright
Thor Dark Universe
is that what the hell
whatever that it was
dark something or other
Thor
Dark World
Thor the Dark World
oh people think
that's right
okay Dark World yeah Thor Dark World. Thor the Dark World. Oh, people think that's right.
Dark World.
Yeah, Thor Dark World.
I'm going to accept it.
That sounds made up.
Yeah.
Captain America?
I already said that. I thought you said something with it, didn't you?
I was saving it.
Well, there's always something more with Captain America.
Well, what was the one that was already...
I thought you said one, like not the first one.
I thought you said like one with like words.
Civil, are we doing?
I did.
I was going to say it, but go ahead, whatever.
So you didn't say it.
I didn't say it.
You can touch my shofar.
We did Captain America Civil War.
Cool.
Do you have another Captain America?
Winter Soldier?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That works.
Well, did we do that?
I don't think, I just did two. You did the one. He did Civil War., yeah, yeah. That works. I don't think... I just did two.
You did...
You did the one...
He did Civil War.
He did Civil War, yeah.
Now I just gave up two.
Look at that.
Yeah, maybe.
You don't have to go the next round.
I'm safe.
Wait, what two did you say?
Captain America.
Plane.
Right, there's no such thing.
There's no Plane Captain America?
There's no Plane Captain America.
It's always got nuts or something that's bad for you. Oh, there's no such thing. There's no plane Captain America? There's no plane Captain America. It's always got nuts or
something that's bad for you.
Oh, that's right.
It's always got something
you don't want.
Rebecca?
The Avengers?
Yeah, wait, I thought
Michael said that, I think. We've done the Avengers?
I think so. The first one, but there's more.
I'm going to go with my deep cut here.
Stan Lee is in The Princess Diaries 2, A Royal Engagement.
Wow.
Yeah.
Thank you, five-year-old daughter.
Very impressive.
Very impressive.
Okay.
I'm going to say Iron Man 3
dude that was mine
sorry
if we don't have Iron Man 3
I feel like there's another one we missed
I feel like Jamie Lee Curtis in a movie called Exposed
did we say Exposed?
we can confirm it
it was like a thriller with photography
isn't that perfect?
That was perfect.
That was terrifying in other ways.
Okay.
Exposed.
Does anybody feel that's wrong?
I can also use my lifeline.
That's true.
Let's use your lifeline.
Ian, let's use my lifeline.
My girl.
Oh, shit.
My girl.
We even talked about it earlier
thank you Ian well done
very well done
alright so
Captain America the first Avenger
yeah
that's what it's called Louis
don't you feel stupid
what a dummy
it is weird that the first one in the series would have a subtitle What a dummy.
It is weird that the first one in the series would have a subtitle.
I know.
It is weird.
Okay.
Black Panther.
I'm going to use my lifeline.
What you got, Jason, of Frankenstein?
Halloween Resurrection.
Halloween Resurrection.
Wow.
Wow. Halloween Resurrection wow I'm going to say
I hope I get this right
you guys will let me know if I do
the kind of de facto sequel
to A Fish Called Wanda
was called
Fierce Creatures
nice starring called Wanda was called Fierce Creatures. Nice.
Wow.
Starring Beyonce.
Eli?
Has anyone heard of a movie called Exposed?
Go back to that again.
I mean, I think we have to let it slide.
It sounds good.
It sounds legit.
No, I need we have to let it slide. It sounds good. Yeah, it sounds legit. And it sounds like something she would do. No, I need to do it.
I want to...
It totally sounds like JLC to me.
We all have magical devices in our pockets, don't we?
Yeah, no, no, no.
We do, but we don't like to go to that.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, because we don't want to go to that.
We'll settle that later.
And we did all the Thors.
It's all about tricking me.
We did all the Spider-Mans.
But it feels like the tribunal has said...
I'm accepting exposed.
I know, but if it doesn't exist,
then I'm going to feel shame after.
No, it's okay.
All right.
Michael?
I'm going to...
What is that?
The Avengers Age of Ultron?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Amazing Spider-Man?
You did that when you...
Didn't you do it with your...
No, you're right.
You're right. You're right you're right you're right you're
right you're right because i'm gonna go amazing spider-man wait was there one amazing spider-man
there's spider-man and then when they rebooted it they called it amazing spider-man right but
but in that movie there was just that there was how many it was they've done several amazing
spider-man which is why i'm going Amazing Spider-Man 2.
The Those Amazing Spider-Men.
No.
No, it's just the one.
The Amazing Spider-Man.
The Amazing Spider-Man 2.
Okay.
They only did 1, 2, 3 of the first one.
Then they did Amazing Spider-Man.
Then that's when you came into the game.
I think. There might be others. I don't know.
Okay.
I'm going to go with
I think this might
be really nearing the
end of the road.
It's very sad.
Checking the clock.
I don't want to waste everybody's time.
And I don't have a lifeline.
So I'm out.
Whoa.
Yeah.
I'll think of another one.
And then I'll think of another one probably when it's too late.
But Eli, do you have another one?
We said Deadpool 2.
Yeah.
We went through all the Deadpools,
went through all the Avengers.
We didn't.
We missed the Age of Ultron event.
Questioning that.
We did Avengers.
I think we did all the Avengers. Yeah. We didn't. We missed the Age of Ultron event. Questioning. We did Avengers.
I think we did all the Avengers.
Yeah.
We didn't.
We missed in Avengers.
Avengers 4.
Infinity War Part 2.
Oh.
Wait.
Did we say that one?
It's not out yet. Which part?
That one's not out yet.
That one's not out yet.
Did we say Avengers Infinity War?
I don't think so.
Avengers Infinity War.
There you go.
All right.
Anything left, Michael?
Anything in the tank?
No, I was going to say that.
Jamie Lee Curtis.
Dill?
Oh, I just thought of it.
Fuck.
God damn it.
You want to slide it here?
No, what do you got?
What do you got for Michael?
Isn't it X-Men?
X-Men? Oh. No, I'm just guessing, What do you got for Michael? Lifeline? Isn't it X-Men? X-Men?
Oh.
No, I'm just guessing, but why would he be in that?
That's the rival studio, isn't it?
No, no.
It's still Marvel.
It's still Marvel.
He's not mad at them?
No, he created X-Men.
I mean, he was a co-creator.
Does he make money off of it?
I think so.
Do we have confirmation?
X-Men?
I think he should be in that.
It's a Marvel movie.
He's in it.
Yeah, he's in it.
Thank you.
I mean, there's a couple Marvel movies he's not in, but it's pretty rare.
All right, Louis.
Punisher?
No.
Yes.
We got a no in the audience, but he is.
He is in The Punisher, isn't he?
Is he?
In the 1989 one.
The one with Thomas Jane?
Yeah.
Thomas Jane was like 2007.
89 was directed by Mark Goldblatt. He's in the 89 one, I'm relatively sure? Yeah. Thomas Jane was like 2007. 89 was directed by Mark Goldblatt.
He's in the 89 one, I'm relatively sure.
Yeah.
That's the one I was talking about.
He's in that one.
Oh, man.
I fell for that.
All right, Louis is still in it.
Rebecca?
Aquaman?
Oh, wait, that one's not out yet.
No.
Oh, shit.
And it's also DC.
What are you doing? Oh, you're right.
The Simpsons doesn't count, does it?
Can't see my lifeline again.
Oh, I shouldn't have given you the Punisher.
I gave myself that.
I gave you the year.
I validated. I'm out.
Oh, okay.
There goes the show far again. Eli? X-Men 3. I validated I'm out Okay I'm sorry Jason Frankenstein
There goes the
So far again
Eli
X-Men 3
Is that what it was called?
Yeah
No
No it's not
No it's not
I know what it's called
Yeah it was
Wishful thinking
Okay well then
X-Men First Class
There you go
Daredevil
Ooh
Oh sorry Michael Gadigal I thought you were in it I
thought I forgot that without that was about you I'm sorry damn you could take
daredevil yeah he didn't blow himself out yeah X-Men days of future past uh-huh
yeah okay back to you lie all right cool all right cool wait what do you say is
he out or no he said he said Daredevil.
Now we're going back to regular order.
Well then, I could say X-Men 2.
Yeah, but that was called something else.
Oh, well then X-Men Apocalypse.
Yeah, that works.
Michael?
I already did the Days of Future Past.
No, it's your turn now.
It came around that fast.
Yeah, it went around. It's the circle.
It's getting smaller.
I know you're concentrating on your shofar performances.
Mm-hmm.
It's intense.
Yeah, you know what?
I don't know.
Right?
You're right.
It's tough.
We went through most of them.
I'm going to have have to blow yourself out all right uh louis x-men last stand
that's three right yeah you're really opposed to that word the aren't you the x-men the last day
my favorite is the title it has four of those in it the
the uh the lord of the rings the fellowship of the ring
All right, Eli.
Well, Wolverine.
Oh, fucking Wolverine.
That son of a bitch.
You got this, don't you, Louie?
Fantastic Four.
Okay.
All right.
Eli.
Logan?
Yeah.
Other Fantastic Four.
That's not what it's called, dude.
They just rebooted it.
They just did it again.
They just did it again.
I think he's right.
I think he's right.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But was he in that one?
I don't know. That I don't know. Okay. I don't know if he was in it.'s right. I think he's right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But was he in that one? I don't know.
That I don't know.
Okay. It was a Marvel movie he was in.
All right.
Can we say X-Men New Mutants?
No.
It's not out yet.
No, let's not do that.
Because that's not how we do it.
Well, then what the fuck was X-Men 2 called?
Not X-Men 2.
X-Men Apocalypse, X-Men Days of Future Past.
It was, you know,
people like to make
their titles nice and cute.
I feel like there was
Fantastic Four 2.
There was,
but you need the subtitle
on that one.
What about Swamp Thing?
Was he in Swamp Thing?
Probably not.
He was a man thing guy.
Yeah, he's a man thing guy. He was in Swamp Thing guy. Well, if I don't feel he was a man thing guy yeah he's a man thing guy
he was the swamp thing guy
well if I can't
I can't remember
are you tapping
fucking name of X-Men 2
yeah
that's the
that's the name
what
a lot of people say
what is the name
it's very controversial
is it X-Men 2 or not
I'm ruling that it's not
it's over yeah I think it's over well then I'm tapping out it's not It's over?
Yeah I think it's over Well then I'm tapping out
Alright
Eli's out
Eli's out
Louie wins
Louie wins
Louie Katz wins
Oh wow
Just marvel
And we may have an argument about this
But I think it's called X2
X-Men 2
Or X2
It's just X2 X2, X-Men 2, or X2. It's just
X2.
X2 United?
Colon United?
X2
X-Men United. Oh my god.
It's weird that none of us remembered that
catchy title.
And then I
remembered for Jamie Lee Curtis
Blue Steel.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What else did we miss, you guys? And then I remembered for Jamie Lee Curtis, Blue Steel. Fuck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What else did we miss, you guys?
Christmas with the Cranks.
And what else?
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
What did Jamie Lee Curtis do in that?
And that's a TV special.
Is that the little puppet one?
That's a little puppet show, yeah. It's a puppet special. Is that the little puppet one? It's a little puppet show.
Big Hero 6.
Big Hero 6?
It's got Stan Lee in it.
Oh, neat.
Terror in the Isles.
That counts because it's a documentary.
Oh, wasn't Jamie Lee Curtis in House of Rest?
Ant-Man, Ant-Man and the Wasp.
House of Wax.
Rise of the Silver Surfer was the Fantastic Four sequel.
I had that on the side,
but I didn't have to get to it. Oh, you had that lapped.
I was over there.
Yeah, you had that.
You had that holstered.
Well, congratulations.
Where's that strip tease person?
Strip...
Strip Travis.
Strip Travis is over there.
Come get your prizes,
Strip Travis.
I'm sorry,
it's just a pile of stuff.
But yeah, I hope you can manage it.
And pass your name tag down to me, Rebecca,
and tell us one more time about your movie
and when people can see it.
All the Creatures Were Stirring
comes to VOD on December 4th
and Shudder just a couple of days after.
Very nice. Thank you so much
for being here, Rebecca
McKendry. And we'll get your husband
on the show sometime if he would like
to do that. He would have done better with Marvel
movies than I would. I school him at horror, though.
We did pretty good. Yeah, I'd say we did.
There were a lot of them still, though.
Louis Katz,
new album. Yeah, the new album's called
Katz Skills.
You can get that online wherever you want.
I've got a bunch of shows coming up.
I'll be at the Stress Factory in New Brunswick with David Tell,
right after Thanksgiving.
I'll be at the Vermont Comedy Club with Moshe Kasher the week after that.
And then I'm doing a little mini comedy festival up at the Ace Hotel in Palm Springs
the weekend before Christmas, December 21, 22, and 23.
It's me, Chris Garcia,
Kevin Kamiya, Shane Wang,
Meryl Davis, Molly Rubin-Long. We're doing shows
all weekend. You get 25% off your room
with the code Shtick.
S-H-T-I-C-K?
Yeah, I thought there should be a C up in there.
Like two C's, but I was overruled.
Okay.
Thanks.
Michael Giacchino, what do you got coming up?
I got nothing till February.
I feel very lazy.
I have Spider-Man, Far From Home, coming up.
That's not till next year.
So that's the new thing with Spider-Man if anyone wants to help clean my garage
with me that would be amazing
but that's the new thing with Spider-Man
just work the word home into every title
I guess so
yeah
Spider-Man 3 homeboy
home alone
yes
lost in New York
and Eli Roth one more episode of Eli Roth's Malone. Yes. Lost in New York.
And Eli Roth,
one more episode of Eli Roth's
History of Horror
on AMC
Sunday nights.
The next episode
is about ghosts.
Yeah,
and everyone in this room
can watch the show
for the very first time.
It's kind of exciting.
I think you'll really like it.
I'm really glad
I'm glad we turned
these 70 people on
to its existence.
Can we all come to your house and watch it?
At 1240 at night?
That's perfect.
All right.
It's a great time to have everybody over.
Knock, knock.
I'll bring the shofar.
Shofar and wake up and let you in.
Well, thank you to all of my guests.
Let's hear it for all of them.
Eli Roth, Michael Giacchino, Louis Katz,
and Rebecca McKendry.
Do I have a plug that I want to say?
Not really.
As always, men who show their feet in public
are a shithead.
Mehmet Walker is a shithead.
And people who think Del Taco
is better than Taco Bell
and also cancer
is a shit
now it's time for Doug to watch another
talkie, eyes of gold is viewing
prowess makes it foggy
there's no room in his heart
for you, cause Doug
loves movies