Doug Loves Movies - Eli Roth, Michael Giacchino, Louis Katz and Rebekah McKendry guest

Episode Date: November 15, 2018

Back at the UCB Franklin, Doug welcomes Eli Roth, Michael Giacchino, Louis Katz and Rebekah McKendry to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For ...a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers, squeenies, babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid popcorn kernels in his teeth They're still not warm, then he won't sleep Cause Doug loves movies Hey guys If you're watching this right now Then you got a VIP package for the reputation Tour I'm so excited you did
Starting point is 00:00:42 I'm so excited you wanted to come I am so stoked about it. All right, she's stoked about it. Hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. I surprised you with that, didn't I? It was a little fast, that cue.
Starting point is 00:00:57 Coming to you once again from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater in Los Angeles, California! Yeah! It's Tuesday, November 13th. California is on fire. But here we are nonetheless. So I want to see some
Starting point is 00:01:18 hot name tags. That's terrible. We got name tags. There's at least five or six of them. Oh, look at that. There's terrible. We got name tags. There's at least five or six of them. Oh, look at that. There's no big ones today. It's interesting that you guys came here in your cars and you couldn't bring a big name tag.
Starting point is 00:01:35 You know what I mean? If you're on public transportation, I get it. That one's pretty big. What's yours say, dude? I asked you what it said. Not point it in my direction and hope that I could read it. It's a machete thing?
Starting point is 00:01:50 Mike Chete. Mike Chete. I like it. In my book, you win. Good luck. I hope you get chosen. Doug Plugs just announced I'm doing two stand-up shows,
Starting point is 00:02:02 Cap City Comedy in Austin, Texas on New Year's Eve and the Douglas Movies taping at the same place on Saturday December 29th at 420 capcitycomedy.com Oh, you guys are into it. Did you think I said
Starting point is 00:02:20 something else? This Saturday did you think that was a cue? Douglas Movies is back in Sweet Home San Diego at the American Comedy Company at 420. Cuckoo! New York, 12 Guests of Christmas, East Coast, November
Starting point is 00:02:36 25 and 26. LA, 12 Guests of Christmas, West Coast, December 2 and 3. For all of my dates and deets and links, oh my, go to Douglovesmovies.com. That's Douglovesmovies.com. Yeah!
Starting point is 00:02:51 Come on! You guys nailed it. You passed the audition. So I opened it up at the beginning of the show. You may have seen me with one of these on Periscope today. But it's a...
Starting point is 00:03:07 I'm giving away tonight a Taylor Swift VIP box. The final one that I'm giving away. I'm keeping one, because you know, you've got to keep one. But I ended up getting so many of these stupid things that yeah, I'm giving it away.
Starting point is 00:03:23 It's got... It's heavy. We should get an audience member to vouch for how heavy this thing is. Here, hold that, and then tell me what you think about it. I think you're just weak. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:37 That's interesting. Listen to how weak I am. Yeah. I hope the podcast listeners Could hear How violent and loud that was Somebody's going home with that And all the stuff brought by my guests
Starting point is 00:03:58 As you can see we have four chairs You guys ready to meet my guests? We've got a lot of new fresh meat tonight, plus some old bees. I'm very excited about all of it. Please give it up for Rebecca McKendry, Michael Giacchino,
Starting point is 00:04:16 Louie Katz, and Eli Roth. I think I said all their names right, but they refused to appear. All it takes is one... Oh, there you go. It takes one bold leader
Starting point is 00:04:34 to guide everybody, get the whole group out here. What an amazing assemblage. Let's meet them individually, starting with the lady all the way on the far end down there. Howdy. It's Rebecca McKendry, everybody.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Hello! Co-writer, co-director of All the Creatures We're Stirring. Correct. Available for us to see when? December 4th, and then we are going to be on shutter just a little bit right after that shutter of course is the uh horror movie netflix of horror yeah we've had they've had to put ads on on my show yeah i don't know yeah they're great but i
Starting point is 00:05:17 don't i don't think the ads did moved much i don't think i got them any business because they stopped calling but uh congratulations for being on there. Thank you. And you co-directed and co-wrote this movie with your husband. Correct. Yeah, who is here in attendance. Let's hear it for him. What's up?
Starting point is 00:05:36 Yeah. And is it an anthology style? Is it a few stories? It's a Christmas horror anthology. I'm in. And so, yeah, the concept is Los Angeles on Christmas Eve, because we've always been kind of like, Los Angeles has a different vibe on Christmas Eve
Starting point is 00:05:55 than every place else in America. Right, because everybody leaves, and the people that are left are fucking scared of Christmas related nightmare scenarios. Exactly. So we go through five different tales of terror on Christmas Eve. It's like The Purge but unadvertised.
Starting point is 00:06:14 You know what I mean? It's like let's keep it amongst ourselves but Christmas here in LA, we can do whatever the fuck we want. There's no laws. It's really weirdly empty and strange because no one's from here I guess. Alright, it's kind of the wild west here. There's no laws. Yeah, it's really weirdly empty and strange because no one's from here, I guess.
Starting point is 00:06:28 All right, well, thank you for being here. Thank you for having me. I heard you're a fan of the show. I am. So I'm excited to have you and, you know,
Starting point is 00:06:36 of course, none of the answers tonight will be horror films. Damn. So, yeah, so, you know, I hope you do well, nonetheless. I can't with Eli here
Starting point is 00:06:48 you can't do horror movies because he's the wait you went to school and studied were you going to finish that sentence I was going to say that you had a PhD in horror but she genuinely does she really has one I am a doctor I literally have a PhD entirely focused in horror, but she genuinely does. She really has one. I am a doctor.
Starting point is 00:07:06 I literally have a PhD entirely focused in horror films. There you go. So you don't have that. You just sort of, it's honorary. I'm like an honorary. I teach horror film at USC. You're grandfathered
Starting point is 00:07:22 in through your work, I think. But also joining us for the first time, and I'm so excited about it, it's Michael Giacchino, everybody. Who, you know, if you don't know him by name, it's because it's confusing. You know, the way it's spelled and the way it's pronounced are slightly different.
Starting point is 00:07:41 It looks like Giacchino. Yeah, yeah, it's in Italian. Yeah, and it's Giacchino. Yeah. I don't know why I gave them both such a heavy Italian accent. But composer of so many amazing film scores, Le Incredible,
Starting point is 00:07:58 Le Incredible 2. Deux. Deux, exactly. But so many great scores And of course the TV program loss Wait you have bad ones? I brought those with me to give away You really did?
Starting point is 00:08:15 What's an example? I did a movie that was called My Brother the Pig But the great thing about this movie It stars Eva Mendez It has Scarlett Johansson and the other guy. Well, next to them, what guy's not going to seem like a pig? This was like, I think it was Scarlett's first movie. Anyway.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Really? Her little brother gets turned into a pig, believe it or not. It's fascinating. Was this one of the first things you ever scored? It was one of the first films, like full films that I ever did, that's for sure. I never made it
Starting point is 00:08:49 to a movie screen. The first movie I did that made it to a movie screen was The Incredibles. But there were a few other ones, you know, prior to that that barely made it
Starting point is 00:08:56 onto DVD. So it was, yeah, and a lot of video games and, you know, stuff like that. All right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:06 Is it weird I want to finish early so I can go home and watch My Brother the Pig? Yeah, let's wrap this up early. Eli's got a movie to watch. He's very excited. Very inspired. And you threw your hat in the directing ring after composing the score for so many things with a short film. Yeah, I did a short film with Patton Oswalt and Ben Schwartz.
Starting point is 00:09:32 But no strangers to this program? No, no, no, no. It was a blast. I had Patton, Ben, Dermot Mulroney, Amy Brenneman, Benedict Wong, and Tom Everett Scott. And it was a blast. And I don't want to explain too much about it because eventually you'll hopefully get to see it, but it is an insane, insane film.
Starting point is 00:09:50 And it mostly is about Patton, who I love more than life itself. Patton Oswalt. Absolutely. Not Patton, the famous historical figure. I like them both, actually. I have posters of both of them above my bed. Is this short available to be seen yet by people?
Starting point is 00:10:08 Because I know it was at a film festival that I was at recently. Yeah, it's going to a couple festivals, and then it'll be... I'll put it out. Yes. Okay, cool. And what's it called again? Monster Challenge? Monster Challenge, yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Did I send you the link? You did, and I haven't watched it yet because... He says, send me the link, and then he doesn't. Because I really like seeing everything on the big screen, if possible. But knowing that I have it for that moment where I'm like, oh, shit, the world's about to end. I'm not going to be able to see this on the big screen. I'll just watch it. I have it on my phone.
Starting point is 00:10:40 We can watch it here. During the last 10 minutes of Earth. Yeah. Last 10 minutes of our existence, I'm going to watch Monster Challenge. There you go. It'll be my own personal Monster Challenge. It's 13 minutes, so... Oh, shit, are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:10:51 Oh, man. I gotta change some things. I gotta rearrange some shit to make that happen, but I'm going to try to fit it in. It's on my just before I die bucket list. So there's a few other errands I might have to run.
Starting point is 00:11:08 But thank you so much for being here. Thanks for having me. Do you enjoy movie trivia and that sort of thing? I do. I do. I happen to love movies.
Starting point is 00:11:16 All right. Because Eli is the tough competitor. Oh, I know. I'm going to suck tonight but it's all right. We'll soldier on. All right.
Starting point is 00:11:23 And also joining us tonight is Louis Katz, everybody. Thank you. Second or third appearance on the show, maybe. Second. Second time. And you've got, you reached out to me because you've got something to promote. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:37 My new album just came out, Katz Skills. That's my, thank you. Because his name is Katz. All right, good. Katz Skills. You know a joke is good when you have Because his name is Cats. All right, good. Cat skills. You know a joke is good when you have to explain it to people. Well, you know, I guess if they see it, your name and your face, then they'll get it. But, you know, here we have to walk them through it.
Starting point is 00:11:59 And it's out already. Yeah, it just came out like a week ago. It's my second album. Yeah, it just came out like a week ago. It's my second album. Yeah, it just came out. All right. Yeah, everything's a second thing. Yeah, yeah. Everything you do, this is my second one.
Starting point is 00:12:16 Very excited about it. And yeah, thank you for coming back. Well, thanks for having me back. All right. Hopefully I'll do better this time. Oh, you did badly before? You know, it was Leonard Maltin, so it was a weird vibe. I'm not saying he's bad.
Starting point is 00:12:30 I'm just saying he was like... Leonard himself was on the show? Yes, yes. Yeah, so you're not gonna... Why would you want to defeat Leonard Maltin? You want to, like, let him win. Exactly. Because he deserves it. Yeah. Eli Roth, everybody! Yeah. Eli Roth, everybody.
Starting point is 00:12:52 You ever have any run-ins with Leonard Maltin? Because there's no way he likes your movies. He might like The House with the Clock in the Walls. I got one middle finger up from Leonard Maltin. Actually, no, Leonard Maltin was great. He did History of Horror. Yeah, he's in it. You're right. Yeah, he shows up constantly. That's sort of the tale of how much does their hatred of my movies
Starting point is 00:13:13 outweigh their love of other movies? And I don't know if he hates me, but he did the show, which was cool. Yeah, but he's not going to, you know, he didn't speak to, he didn't talk about Hostel. No, I don't think he ever saw it or would admit to having seen it. You talked to him to, you know, he didn't speak to, he didn't talk about Hostel. No, I don't think he ever saw it. He talked about. Or would admit to having seen it.
Starting point is 00:13:27 You talked to him about, you know, his groundbreaking cameo in Gremlins 2, the new batch. We went into, we have that in there for sure. Yeah, you showed him being murdered by the Gremlins. We did. We had Leonard Maltin getting killed. I believe that's his only screen appearance. Because, you know, most people that are movie reviewers and TV correspondents, they play themselves in a million different movies.
Starting point is 00:13:50 But that's the only one Leonard's been in is Gremlins 2. And he should retire after that. Because what better movie is there than Gremlins 2? He fucking killed it. It's so good. But speaking of things that are good or even great, Eli Roth's History of Horror on AMC. Have you guys been watching that?
Starting point is 00:14:11 I'll take that as a resounding yes. Jesus, you couldn't fucking fake it? Nobody. Does no one have cable anymore? Is that what's happening? I think it's the comedy crowd. No one's into horror movies. They're too into comedy
Starting point is 00:14:25 and not enough into horror. It's in the wonderful time slot of 12.40 on a Sunday. They do run it really late. You have to watch Talking Dead twice to see it. That's true. It's been a discussion. That being said, the show's really doing great.
Starting point is 00:14:40 And they're going to bring it back for more, maybe. We hope. It's looking that way. The last episode, Ghosts, will be on Sunday. Yeah, so get it together, everybody. Sunday night, just pretend to watch it if you have to. But get a good rating for it so that
Starting point is 00:14:56 he'll make more because whenever you do get around to watching the episodes they're really comprehensive guides to horror movies and also thanks to Walking Dead, AMC does not flinch at showing really violent moments from these horror movies. It's like the greatest hits of kills.
Starting point is 00:15:17 It's just like if you want to see more decapitations and dismemberments packed into 44 minutes. Yeah, if you're like at all like, I don't want it to suddenly happen, I need some buildup, there's montages of murder. Because we sit there and we're like, let's just do every Friday the 13th kill in 25 seconds.
Starting point is 00:15:35 And they're like, this is wonderful. Oh, you have the sleeping bag against the tree, right? Yes. No, they show that twice and then another time in slow motion. Oh, damn right they do. Okay. You can distill basically every horror movie kill down to like 30.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Like you can take a movie and crunch it into 15 seconds of gore. Yeah. We do. You're like, look, Kevin Bacon was in Friday the 13th. It's nonstop. It's like my terror in the aisles, if you remember that. But it's so funny because it's extremely violent, but when somebody says the word shit, they bleep it.
Starting point is 00:16:09 They do. I get a kick out of that, too. It's so fucking funny. But we have Stephen King trash-talking The Shining and Quentin Tarantino talking Twilight. It's just weird conversations. Jordan Peele's really into Interview with the Vampire. We went deep with it. And Jordan Peele told really into Interview with the Vampire like we like went deep
Starting point is 00:16:25 and Jordan Peele told this crazy story about his mom that his mom I was talking to him about Get Out as a possession movie and he told this story
Starting point is 00:16:34 about how his mom used to do this game when he wanted something that she didn't want to give him he'd be like can I have that candy bar and she would just go mommy isn't here now Jordan
Starting point is 00:16:43 and it like really fucked him up and basically i was like so pretty much get out is like we're all making movies of stuff that freaked us out when we were five essentially yeah when you were five you went to europe and uh ended up in a torture den what a weird childhood. Well, I'm so happy to have two horror historians on the panel tonight and an amazing composer and a hilarious comedian. And what did you guys bring to contribute to the prize bag?
Starting point is 00:17:22 Let's start with Rebecca. Okay, I brought a couple of things. I brought a Shockwave shirt, which is the podcast I host for Blumhouse. So a horror podcast. I brought a Blu-ray of The Baby. Weird 1973 shock
Starting point is 00:17:37 exploitation about a man baby. And after you watch this weird shock exploitation about a man baby, you can watch me do commentary about why it's historically important. Boom. Okay? Still going. I brought a VHS copy. You won me over at man baby. Man baby. I know. Right there.
Starting point is 00:17:53 We're all in. I brought a VHS copy of 1974 Leif Garrett film, The Devil Times Five that was previously owned by Johnny Ramone. Oh, wow. Yeah. Are you sure you want to part with that? I'm going to let Bob Morawski, Academy Award winning editor, gave it to my husband.
Starting point is 00:18:11 And it's been sitting on our shelf for a while. And I feel like somebody, we need to pass on the Johnny Ramone. Leaf Garrett love here. All right. Does anybody here have a VHS player? I do. Oh, I see a couple of hands. I meant the people that are going to win it.
Starting point is 00:18:26 And last but not least, my five-year-old daughter drew a picture of you dressed as Santa Claus with the winner tonight and I asked her, she didn't know what the winner
Starting point is 00:18:35 would look like so she drew a Tyrannosaurus Rex. So she has predicted that a Tyrannosaurus Rex will win tonight. It's usually the oldest member of the audience
Starting point is 00:18:44 that wins. Well, that is what a terrific batch of stuff. Could you just slide that down the table? Old Western bar style. Like a beer pair. And let's talk to Louis Katz about what he brought
Starting point is 00:19:01 for the bag. I made a poster for my new album, the cover. It's called Catskills. Remember that part? Yeah. There's a poster. It's a pretty cool poster. It's art by this Belgian artist named Elzo Dirt. So it's that poster.
Starting point is 00:19:18 That's cool. It's cool. You can't hear it over audio how cool it looks, but it does look cool. It's really cool. It is cool. You can't hear it on the park over audio how cool it looks but it does look cool It's really cool. And then also I bought this the download car for my first album if these balls could talk Which is a funnier title, but still With the sexy picture of me on the front it's a postcard You can actually send this in the mail before you do though
Starting point is 00:19:41 You might want to download the album because you get the album for free with this download card. Oh, okay. That's two prizes in one. Cool. You can only use the download card once, though? Yeah. What, are you going to just bootleg it and sell it everywhere? I'm just saying, like you said, make sure you download it first before you send it to somebody. Well, you send it in the mail and then
Starting point is 00:19:59 someone who's seeing it file in the mail is going to say, oh, I can just download it now and then you don't have the download code. Yeah. That's why I thought it would be good to be able to do it twice. Now, Michael Giacchino, you know, I mean, when I'm asking people to, you know, I was so grateful that he was willing to appear on the show when I was like, bring something for the prize bag. He doesn't know what that means.
Starting point is 00:20:31 I don't think you even said that. I said, yeah, bring a little something, a little token, a little trinket. I don't think those words were spoken. Well, yeah, because we've never spoken. It was through Twitter DMs. So he didn't bring something to give away, but he brought something that you can touch. You can touch it.
Starting point is 00:20:54 The winner tonight gets to touch these items. This is a shofar. This was used on the very first... It gets good. Hold on. This was used on the very first... It gets good. Hold on. This was used on the very first Planet of the Apes movie.
Starting point is 00:21:10 Yeah. That is this. That's pretty amazing. So this was... So you could blow into it or touch it or... Any number of things you could do with this.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Caress it and hope that it... That's this. Hope that a Charlton Heston genie appears. And then, so this was given to me by the... What are your wishes? I don't know, can you... I don't think you can speak through it.
Starting point is 00:21:32 What are your goddamn wishes? Anyway, on the other hand. And then I brought this. This is from Lost. Look at that, you guys. That's from Lost. That was a popular show. It doesn't have any heroin in it. I don't think.
Starting point is 00:21:49 No, it's all out. It's all out of heroin. Yeah. I hate it when the heroin dispenser's empty. I know. You go up all excited. Oh, heroin. I misunderstood.
Starting point is 00:21:59 What can I say? I misunderstood. Yeah, I mean, somehow me not telling you to bring anything at all translated it to bring some stuff for people to touch. I literally brought it because I just thought he would think it's cool. I don't know. But there we go. We'll figure out
Starting point is 00:22:16 something. No, seriously, I think both of those items, I think if you blow into one and touch the other, I'm not going to be more explicit. But I think if you do both of those things, you probably have a lot of good luck coming your way. Seems very lucky.
Starting point is 00:22:33 Do you have to have so far... Do you have to have skills to play it, or does it just blow into it? There are people that can do it really well. To Kyagodolaola song of the angels oh shit we got a real okay well without even holding that thing you guys are giving me some serious fucking Rosh Hashanah flashbacks.
Starting point is 00:23:06 And it's fucking up my vibe. I'm going to be honest. I was thinking about movies. Now I'm thinking I'm really fucking hungry from not having eaten all day. And I have to go to the Claven's house and sit through their shitty buffet again. The Claven. Claven! Claven!
Starting point is 00:23:26 All right, so what do you have for the winner to touch, Eli? Well, other than Michael Giacchino, I have your very own copy. I don't know if people have even Blu-ray and DVD and digital players anymore. I don't know what they have anymore. I have a copy of The Green Inferno. Yeah, signed. Signed. Signed.
Starting point is 00:23:48 And then I brought one of these. I don't know if I can unroll it because it has nudity. But this is one of the forbidden banned Hostel 2 posters that we weren't allowed to put up of B.J. Phillips naked holding her decapitated head. Oh, I love it already. This is a rare one. Ooh, these were all types of controversial. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:11 There you are. Hostel 2, the poster. The band one. Signed. It's an original. You can put it up in your room and your parents will be so proud. Say it's a work of art.
Starting point is 00:24:25 So that's what I brought. I love it. I wouldn't say touch it, but maybe it'll inspire. Touch it. I love too how all of us as a group didn't bring a bag. It's just a pile of things.
Starting point is 00:24:49 There you go Oh you're folding it up proper I like it, rolling it up proper Thank you Oh you put that little sleeve on there That's nice Alright So somebody's gonna get all this stuff And then have to figure out how
Starting point is 00:25:06 to get it home. Congratulations in advance. Alright, we're running a little bit behind but we're doing good. So, just a quick question for everybody before we move on to the game portion of the show. Rebecca, what was
Starting point is 00:25:24 the last movie that you saw? I saw the new Suspiria. Okay. We've got some fans of that clapping over there. What did you feel about it? I loved it. It's the complete opposite of the original one, and somehow it's twice as long,
Starting point is 00:25:41 but I had a really good time with it. It's like Bizarro Suspiria? It really is. It's like everything that the originaliria it really is it's like everything that's the original suspiria did this one kind of flipped and did the exact opposite the original was really contained this blows up the world the original was really stylized this is not as much especially with the architecture but yeah it was still really good wow Wow. You really thought about that. For me, my entire review was, yeah, that was long.
Starting point is 00:26:12 It was that. Yeah, and it had some dancing in there. Did the original Suspiria have dancing? Not as much. There was really only one scene of dancing in the original Suspiria. She was in a rehearsal for about 30 seconds before she collapsed. And that was the only dancing. So somebody, when they went to remake it, they were like, you know what that movie needed is more dancing.
Starting point is 00:26:32 Like an actual performance. Lots of dancing. But the dancing becomes part of the ritual. I like that this one was more of a witch story. It was from the witch's point of view. Whereas the original was not. You really didn't find out about the witches until the end. It felt very Black Swan to me.
Starting point is 00:26:48 It did. Yeah. Except with more of like a modern dance twist. Yeah. And more intentionally being a horror movie. Louis, what was the last movie you saw? It's kind of embarrassing. I knew Eli was going to be on the panel,
Starting point is 00:27:06 so I ran out last night and saw The House with the Clock in the Walls. So we'd have something to banter about, you know, bear Jew meets otter Jew, and we can bond over. I like it. Tove mode. Now, okay, but how does daylight savings time
Starting point is 00:27:23 affect The House with the clock and the walls? That's a very good question. It would give them an extra hour to stop the ticking clock. Oh, okay. That's good. Maybe that's something for the sequel. That's a good idea. What was it like for you making what was clearly your most...
Starting point is 00:27:45 You've never made a movie that families could watch, right? Well, I couldn't decapitate people, but I could axe a pumpkin in the head and have blood splatter. And so I just sort of substituted things. I basically took a really sweet scene of a kid experiencing magic for the first time, and then I was like, what if, and there's like a topiary lion that comes alive.
Starting point is 00:28:08 And then I was like, what if the lion just like shits leaves all over the kid? And they're like, is that okay? And I was like, no, let's just, let's just have them like the kids smiling and then, and like them in the test screenings and the amblin execs,
Starting point is 00:28:21 you know, I have to explain this to Steven Spielberg. Like, this is my idea. Like take your, imagine an ET. If when they're hogging, ET shit on him. I have to explain this to Steven Spielberg. This is my idea. Imagine an ET when they're hogging. ET shit on him. I'll agree with that.
Starting point is 00:28:33 And the test screening, it was like number one favorite thing, pooping tree. It worked. It was fun. It was basically like the trick was... That's my favorite Shel Silverstein book. Pooping tree. And then at the end, I wanted to...
Starting point is 00:28:46 I was like, what if the tree... There's a talking chair. And then what if we just... We had a whole thing and the family's hugging. I was like, what if the tree, like the lion, shits on the chair and the chair gets mad and goes after him with a chainsaw. And I sent my CGI...
Starting point is 00:29:01 This is me making a kids movie. I sent the CGI artist the last shot of Texas Chainsaw Massacre of Leatherface swimming around. And I said, do that exactly with the chair. And they did. So people are watching it. And horror fans are like, whoa, that's a weird, dark ending. It was fun.
Starting point is 00:29:20 It's PG, though, right? We did get a PG. That was the goal. Damn, not even PG-13. No, I wanted PG you skated in there it's like it's legit
Starting point is 00:29:28 creepy like there's parts that are legit creepy but I would say nothing was creepier than being an adult balding man going to see
Starting point is 00:29:35 a children's movie at 10pm on a Monday that was probably the creepiest thing about that screening yesterday yeah those late night kids really look at you funny.
Starting point is 00:29:46 The fuck are you doing here? We're up past our bedtime. What's your excuse? Alright, Michael, Jaquina, what was the last movie you saw? In a theater or anywhere? It could be in any format. Shin Godzilla.
Starting point is 00:30:05 What? Anyone see format. Shin Godzilla. What? Yeah. Anyone see that? I have. Shin Godzilla? Yeah. That thing is batshit crazy. I love that movie.
Starting point is 00:30:12 Did you see it? No, it sounds like Schindler's List meets Godzilla. Finally. Your two favorite movies combined. Sounds awesome. Nazis and Godzilla. Yeah, yeah. Think of the money they saved on ovens. piece combined. Sounds awesome. Nazis and Godzilla, like, last time I saw that. Think of the money
Starting point is 00:30:26 they saved on ovens. Listen, you guys. That was a solid, terrible joke. But I'm so proud. Hey, Godzilla. Come over here. I need you to do something Number four is out of cast
Starting point is 00:30:50 Oh no It got dark quick It got dark We went from kids movies To ovens Yeah Well Sorry everybody
Starting point is 00:31:01 But you liked it? I loved it I loved it I loved it it's a I'm a big I love monster movies and I love especially Japanese
Starting point is 00:31:13 monster movies and this is just another telling of Godzilla but it is insanely incredible the effects that they've done
Starting point is 00:31:20 for this thing I thought for sure it was all like models and guy in a suit but it was all CG
Starting point is 00:31:26 but they did it in a way with long lenses and everything to really make it look like models. I'm sure this is not interesting
Starting point is 00:31:32 to anyone except for me which is why I sat there by myself watching it. I'm going to go check it out
Starting point is 00:31:36 right away if I remember what it's called. Shin? Shin. Shin. Just think of when you're watching
Starting point is 00:31:43 Schindler's List tonight. Just think of Godzilla. When I'm watching it tonight. Schindler's Godzilla. When you Like when you're watching Schindler's List tonight, just think of Godzilla. When I'm watching it tonight. Schindler's Godzilla.
Starting point is 00:31:48 When you're going to sleep to Schindler's List tonight, just be like, oh, Godzilla. Grapefines has
Starting point is 00:31:54 a really Godzilla kind of vibe in this role is what I'll say to myself. What about you, Eli? Do you have a
Starting point is 00:32:04 last movie that you saw? I don't want to say the reason I was a little late was because I was watching the unrated director's cut of Silent Night, Deadly Night. But that may or may not be true. It's true. That's a real thing? Yeah, there's a director's cut.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Just in time for the holidays? Yeah, just in time for the holidays. I was in a slasher mood because the other night I went to the theater and I saw the original Suspiria with Goblin playing. And for super nerds like Rebecca's husband. Yeah, there's one over there.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Well, no. They played the movie and they played the score live with it. It was awesome. Oh, wow. Well, that's neat. That was the last movie I saw. And I've just been on like an Argento and then slide. And then I went and just slid into 80s slasher.
Starting point is 00:32:45 All right. Well, wow. He's really walking the walk, you guys. Well, I have free time now. So yeah, it's what I do. I mean, did you ever think that your love of horror would lead you to be a historian? Like you'd have a show called The History of Anything?
Starting point is 00:33:06 No. History of Horror is really lofty. No, it was fun. I wanted to do like a Ken Burns, instead of baseball, people's heads being chopped off. Instead of a boring thing, how about a movie about the Civil War? Interesting stuff. Just have like
Starting point is 00:33:21 montages of zombies ripping people's heads off. Yeah. And now you can do lots of different subsets. And, you know, there's so many different categories. There's a lot. Yeah. I'm excited for more.
Starting point is 00:33:34 And one more time, remind everybody to watch Sunday Night is the last episode. And it's about ghosts. And it's very scary about ghosts. Yeah. No, we talk about The Shining. This is where Stephen King goes into The Shining and he explains why he doesn't like it. It's the first time I met him
Starting point is 00:33:50 and I got to sit down and really talk to him about it. It was awesome. Well, you know, I saw The Shining when I was a child and I had read the book and I was disappointed, much like Stephen King was. And I wrote, this is like back in the day where you write a letter to someone and I wrote him a letter and he sent back
Starting point is 00:34:10 on a little 3x5 card a typed response that he also signed and it was you know I said they fucked up your movie I thought it was terrible because I didn't know any better of course since then I've realized it's a classic.
Starting point is 00:34:27 But at the time, I was just sucking up to Stephen King. Man, they ruined your fucking book. And then he wrote back. He was very, you know, well, this happens sometimes. It's an adaptation. And just because I don't like it doesn't mean that others won't like it. Yeah, he was very nice about it. He really cut Kubrick a break,
Starting point is 00:34:49 which Kubrick, of course, needed. He never did anything any good. He never made maximum overdrive. So, but it was still really neat Maximum Overdrive. So. But it was still really neat to get a response from somebody like that. Do you still have it? I think so.
Starting point is 00:35:13 I think it's, you know, somewhere in all my stuff. But, all right. Did you write him a letter after Maximum Overdrive? Dude, Emilio Estevez was miscast. He could never fight machines. He doesn't have what it takes.
Starting point is 00:35:39 Should have used his brother. This movie needed some sheen. Sheen versus machines. Sheen versus machine. Machine. I love it. It would have been so much better. Sheen versus machine. It's like minimum overdrive
Starting point is 00:35:55 with Amelia. All right. Well, that's the movie. Oh, I saw Divide and Conquer, the Roger Ailes story, and that that's the movie. Oh, I saw Divide and Conquer, the Roger Ailes story, and that guy's an asshole. Now it's time for me to say, let the games begin! People brought name tags that they fashioned out of various things.
Starting point is 00:36:18 That one guy over there looks like he just wrote his name on a napkin or something. And each of you just select one that you would like to play on behalf of tonight to win all the prize pile. Just go, you know, stand up and physically go grab the one you like. And while you guys do that, we'll do this. We'll be right back after these messages.
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Starting point is 00:39:30 Name tags have been selected. Who are you playing on behalf of, Rebecca? I am playing on behalf of Jason of Frankenstein. Okay. Yeah, he's been on the show a bunch of times. I saw it On the internet today And I was like
Starting point is 00:39:47 That's not gonna get picked What do you got, Louie? I got strip Travis There it is In the darkness I thought he put my face On Demi Moore But turns out
Starting point is 00:40:01 It's his face And it's troubling He wrote some kind of weird message on the back of this. No, that's for later in the show. Yeah, that's if you lose, I have to read that out loud. What do you got there, Michael?
Starting point is 00:40:15 I got good dill hunting. I just like that he used construction paper. Yeah, it's really old fashioned project. He's got me saying, how do you like them apples? How do you like them paper. Yeah, it's really old-fashioned. I thought it was really nice. He's got me saying, how do you like them apples? How do you like them apples? Yeah, exactly. That's beautiful. I love it. Yeah, it's great.
Starting point is 00:40:32 Who are you playing for? Who are you playing for? I'm playing for Love Actualian. Actualian? I don't know if he's Italian Or his name is Ian Is your name Ian? It's actually Ian
Starting point is 00:40:47 Ian It's actually Ian And I'm the only person On the planet That truly hated this movie Well I'm sort of You know
Starting point is 00:40:53 I'm not a huge fan of it Because I love the Blackadder And I love all of Richard Curtis And this movie was like A punch in the face It's a little rough When the most romantic moment is a guy admitting that he loves a woman who's married to his best friend that was the
Starting point is 00:41:12 montage of hugging at the airport at the end it's like feeding a puppy like that's like the cheapest that's the one upside in 9-11 is that people can't say goodbye at the gate anymore. It's true. It really killed romance at the airports. It's over. They'll arrest you for that now. That's considered terrorism, Don. Don't even joke about it.
Starting point is 00:41:39 Do you like gummy bears, Eli? I did when I was 12. You grew out of it? Well, I grew out of all my clothes. That's why I was a husky in my bar mitzvah suit. He says, Rod, your son's not a large. He's a husky.
Starting point is 00:41:56 So yeah, I don't eat them now, but I'm sure somebody here will. You should be at the front of the sled. I did a rod. All right. Oh, shit, I ruined everything by tearing that off of there, but, you know,
Starting point is 00:42:09 if you don't want these gummy bears, I'm going to take them. Take them. You know what I mean? You go down to the fire station and donate them because the firefighters are working hard. No, they actually say
Starting point is 00:42:24 don't bring stuff to the fire stations. It's all about donating money if you want to help out with the Malibu and Northern California fires. Let's play some games. Yeah. Woo! We're going to start. I'm giving away this Taylor Swift box tonight. So we're going to start with a game that I call Swift Justice.
Starting point is 00:42:48 I'm going to read the description of a movie from IMDB and that movie shares a title with a Taylor Swift song. An unrelated Taylor Swift song.
Starting point is 00:43:04 And you can guess as often as you like and the first person with the full correct title wins. Are you ready for it? Oh, I see what you did there. Yep. Nobody else does. That's the only Taylor Swift song I knew and you just...
Starting point is 00:43:18 It's gone. That's the only one you know? You don't know Shake It Off? Yeah. Okay, I do know that one. Okay. That's not the answer. Maybe two You don't want to shake it off? Yeah. Okay, I do know that one. Okay, that's not the answer. Maybe two more.
Starting point is 00:43:27 All right. This is a... It is the name of a Taylor Swift song that's unrelated to the movie that's about a boy and a girl from different backgrounds fall in love regardless of their upbringing
Starting point is 00:43:42 and then... Romeo and Juliet? Tragedy strikes. West Side Story? My Girl? No, that would be avoiding a girl from different backgrounds
Starting point is 00:43:57 falling in love and then it becomes a B-movie. Haters gonna hate, hate, hate? That would shake it off. Did you know that my girl,
Starting point is 00:44:13 that they promoted that movie by saying Mac is back? Why would you coerce people that love Home Alone into watching this movie
Starting point is 00:44:21 where he dies of bee stings? Seems very cruel. Alright, so nobody knows it yet, so I'm going to add a few more clues, starting with the tagline for this movie was love means never having to
Starting point is 00:44:36 say you're sorry. Love story? That is right! Rebecca got it! Love story! Yeah, rated PG for language and a love scene. Some hockey too. I would hope there's a fucking love scene in Love Story. What a rip if there wasn't.
Starting point is 00:44:53 Yeah, from 1970 starring Ryan O'Neill and Ali McGraw. There you go. Rebecca won that game, everybody. All it means is she gets to go first in the next game. Oh God, everybody. All it means is she gets to go first in the next game. Oh, God, no. And then we'll go to Louie and Michael and Eli
Starting point is 00:45:11 in that order, because we're going to play How Long Is It? Yeah, this game, you can feel the excitement about this game. How long is it? I'm going to name a thing and then you guys have to guess how long it is. It'll make more sense when I tell you
Starting point is 00:45:38 what the thing is. Keep it ambiguous. And it's Price is Right style, so it's closest without going over. And Rebecca gets to bid first. I'll write down the bids if they're complicated. That was more of a note to myself. Douglas, you got this.
Starting point is 00:46:04 You don't have to write it down. Rebecca, how long in days did it take to shoot Catch Me If You Can starring Tom Hanks? I'm going to go with 96. 96 days, she says. 96. I'm getting a pen out because I probably am going to have to write these down. Louis, what do you think? I think 89.
Starting point is 00:46:45 89 days? Yes, days. I'm going with days as the unit of measurement. So you got a seven-day window there. Yeah. In which you are hoping to win. I wrote it down under Michael. Hang on.
Starting point is 00:47:01 Fixed it. Michael? I'm going to say 72. Okay. You guys are keeping it tight. I like it. Eli, what do you think? Well, since Michael took my guess, I'm going to go with 66.
Starting point is 00:47:18 You want to say 72? I do now. You're going 66. All right. I do now You're going 66 Alright so Eli Roth Director Says 66 Rebecca
Starting point is 00:47:31 Director as well 96 Michael Composer Slash director Says 72 And Louis Says 89
Starting point is 00:47:44 I direct things I've directed stuff and Louis says 89. I direct things. I've directed stuff. I got credits. I'm sorry. I just saw what I thought would be a funny... I selected this
Starting point is 00:48:04 because it is quite impressive. Steven Spielberg and Leo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks made that movie in 52 days. Wow. Damn. Yeah, right? It had as many locations, I think. That's what I was saying.
Starting point is 00:48:20 It was when he was in a period of Munich, moving fast, and there are not a lot of locations in that movie. There's not? Mostly airports. And I think it was. I think it was the same airport. They just changed some signs. They did that in the terminal.
Starting point is 00:48:34 You think, well, yeah, but that was the same airport the whole time. That movie was shot in three days. And it shipped. Tom had to prepare for the role. He had to live in a terminal longer than it took to shoot the movie. Because the guy that was based on really lived in the terminal
Starting point is 00:48:56 for an insane amount of time. But anyway, so 52 days. So that means none of you won that game. Yeah, so we have to send you all home. But thank you for playing. Rebecca still remains in the catbird seat for the final game. She gets to go first, but we're going to switch the order around.
Starting point is 00:49:16 More about that in a moment. Because we're going to play Last Man Stanton. Stanton. Because we're going to play Last Man Stanton. Now, the idea of this game is that we get the name of an actor or actress, preferably one with a lot of credits, from a pre-selected audience member. And then I like to play along in this game. So Rebecca will go first, and then me, then Eli, then Michael, then Louie.
Starting point is 00:49:46 And the idea is we have to name movies that person was in. If you can't think of one, you're out. But you also have one lifeline. You can go to your person whose name tag you chose once. So one time Eli can go to Ian and Michael can go to Good Dill Hunting.
Starting point is 00:50:01 And Louie can go to Bearded Stripper. And then of course there's Jason of Frankenstein. Helping out Rebecca. Where is Adam underscore Yencho? Yo!
Starting point is 00:50:22 What's up man? Hello. Hello. That's an acceptable answer to what's up. What's going on? Hello. And your name is Adam.
Starting point is 00:50:37 It is? Yeah, you went with your real name on Twitter, bold move. What is your suggestion today for this game? Stan Lee. Oh, lovely tribute to the late Stan Lee.
Starting point is 00:50:54 Very sad news that he had passed. Have you been by his star on the Walk of Fame is over by Buffalo Wild Wings. And I'm serious. star on the Walk of Fame is over by Buffalo Wild Wings. And... I'm serious.
Starting point is 00:51:11 Just over on Hollywood near La Brea. And there's a lovely bunch of stuff there. Attributive, you know, a sign that says Excelsior. You know, you get the idea. Alright, so that's incredibly sad. Thanks for that.
Starting point is 00:51:28 You're welcome. Yeah, and also thanks for, you know, I mean, all you gotta do is name Marvel movies, basically. But, uh, where is Jake Claycock? Is that right?
Starting point is 00:51:44 Did I write that down right where you at hey dude your name is really Jake Claycock Is that because you have Clay Cox in your walls? You don't have to answer that. That was a silly question. Is that your actual last name, though? Clay Cox? No, but it's not. Oh, my God. That'd be the best. It's Laycock.
Starting point is 00:52:20 His last name's Laycock. Oh, so his name on Twitter is Jake C. Laycock? Yeah. Okay. Makes a lot more sense. But now you have a great new nickname. What's up, Claycock? All right, Jake, what's your...
Starting point is 00:52:50 I'm going for a second suggestion, because as much as I love Stan Lee, I want to try to really make this interesting. What do you have? I think it's Jamie Lee Curtis. Jamie Lee Curtis, okay. Feels like we've played her recently, but with Halloween and everything,
Starting point is 00:53:08 you gotta... She was great on your History of Horror show. She was an awesome guest. Yeah, she was... Telling her story about the first time she had to scream, she had never screamed in her life. Yeah. Never had a reason to scream.
Starting point is 00:53:20 Tony Curtis is her dad, and she had no reason to scream. A lot of people didn't know that Janet A lot of people didn't know that Janet Lee was her mom. No, I know. I was watching the show next to someone who was like, wow, that's awesome. That's crazy. I didn't even know that. Yeah, pretty amazing.
Starting point is 00:53:37 Alright. Wait, does Jamie Lee Curtis have a daughter? And why isn't she in the next biggest horror film of all time? Do you really want me to answer that question? Oh, really? Is there an answer? No, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:53:50 I don't know if she has a daughter. She might. With Christopher Guest, that'd be like a super child. Oh, my God, yeah. That'd be a great kid. And that's when Doug became a kidnapper. Okay, so we've got the films of Stan Lee and Jamie Lee Curtis, and I'm pretty sure there's not one that both have been in.
Starting point is 00:54:15 So we'll take turns naming movies from the two of them, and like I said, if you can't think of one, we'll go to your lifeline. Rebecca, start us off. It just has to be Stanley or Jamie the Curtis Oh Stanley Mallrath you know I'm guessing we're not gonna have to identify which one each time but I'll go next and I'll say Jamie Lee Curtis Trading Places Eli
Starting point is 00:54:50 I'll say Jamie Lee Curtis Road Games Oh that is very nice pull Was that also was that based on a previous movie like they remade it with her and it had previously been...
Starting point is 00:55:07 Or am I thinking of something else? No, but the director of Road Games, Richard Franklin, was the guy who was so obsessed with Hitchcock, he called him at his office and asked him to come and speak at his USC class and Hitchcock showed up. Yeah, it's a cool story. So it's a very Hitchcockian kind of thriller.
Starting point is 00:55:24 But did he leave right away because he just likes to do cameos? Good evening and goodbye. Michael? Hi. Halloween. Okay. What year? Michael? Hi. Halloween. Okay. What year?
Starting point is 00:55:52 Let's go with the first one. Okay, the Ridge. Yeah. Yeah. Louis? True Lies. Uh-huh. Prom Night.
Starting point is 00:55:59 Uh-huh. I'm going to go New Halloween. I'll go Halloween H2o oh shit I'm gonna go dr. strange okay we're switching it up going back to Stanley oh back we haven't done a lot of Stanley's no Louie one of the spider-man one of the Spider-Mans. You gotta pick one. One of the 10 Spider-Mans. You gotta pick one.
Starting point is 00:56:28 You gotta get the title right. I'm gonna go with Spider-Man. Alright. Guardians of the Galaxy. Mm-hmm. Oh, wait. Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Starting point is 00:56:47 They didn't add... Wait. I'll say Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 2. Well, then I'll say Halloween 2. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna say Spider-Man Homecoming. Yes.
Starting point is 00:57:02 Spider-Man 2. Wait, who yes spider-man 2 wait who wrote the score for spider-man homecoming I did yeah people really get to name their own movies in this game I'm sorry, what did you say, Louie? Spider-Man 2. You're saying Spider-Man also? Rebecca? I'm going to go Hulk. Ooh. Controversial.
Starting point is 00:57:40 He's in it. Oh, I really liked his cameo in Deadpool, where he was the strip club DJ. Eli? Terror Train. Nice selection. Mixing it up a little bit. Yeah. Okay, Avengers
Starting point is 00:58:05 Jamie Lee Curtis As the Hulk Oh, I just sounded a good A deep cut for Jamie Lee Curtis Yeah, Louie Spider-Man 3. I'm going to pull a Louie and go Deadpool 2. Right?
Starting point is 00:58:38 It's a great way to do it. Okay, let's see if I can do that. No. I'm going to have to go with... Oh, shit. A fish called Wanda. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:04 Well, I'll see your fish called one and I'll raise you a perfect. Perfect. Travolta, yeah. I eat my fish one, so I'm going to go again with... I'm going to go with, you know, Civil War, Captain America, Civil War.
Starting point is 00:59:26 Mm-hmm. Louis? There was no for. No, no, I know. I know. I know that. That's why I'm trying. Now I'm stumped. Now I don't know what to do. This is a risky one. I'm going to say Hulk, but that other Hulk.
Starting point is 00:59:46 But what did you think about that Hulk in general? Like if you had to, you know, describe it. Pretty incredible. Yeah. So what's your final answer? Incredible Hulk. So there was maybe more than one of them or was it the Incredible Hulk? and
Starting point is 01:00:13 no, the Incredible Hulk that would be such a great direction to take it there might be other hulks. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Rebecca? True lies. We said true lies already. Oh, I knew that, and that's why I meant to say man thing.
Starting point is 01:00:36 Man thing? Man thing. What's that? Stanley's in it. I thought that was Jamie Lee Curtis. Yeah, those hermaphrodite rumors were extremely unfair.
Starting point is 01:00:51 It's his version of Swamp Thing. She's all woman if you happen to catch her in a movie called Love Letters. Yeah, nobody believes me. Eli? I don't remember her, but I do remember
Starting point is 01:01:06 Stan Lee cameoing in Iron Man. Oh, here we go, Louis. I'm Iron Man 2. Yes, Louis. Louis. Thor Ragnarok. Oh. Rebecca.
Starting point is 01:01:34 Guardians of the Galaxy 2. I think I said that. Oh, okay. Then I'm going to go with Stan Lee is in Larry Cohen's The Ambulance. Woo. Wow.
Starting point is 01:01:46 Yeah. Holy shit. That got more than love letters. Larry Cohen's The Ambulance. You sure it wasn't Lee Daniels' The Ambulance? Or Tyler Perry's The Ambulance? Okay. Let's the ambulance. Okay. Let's see here.
Starting point is 01:02:09 Oh, shit. Can't believe we haven't said this for Jamie Lee Curtis yet. Freaky Friday. Yeah. Where she switched personalities with Lindsay Lohan, and apparently it stuck. with Lindsay Lohan and apparently it's stuck. Because Jamie Lee Curtis
Starting point is 01:02:29 is way more youthful than Lindsay Lohan. Jamie Lee Curtis is like, hi! And Lindsay Lohan's like, hi! Keen observation. I'll go with Thor 1
Starting point is 01:02:49 just Thor Thor yeah yeah alright Thor Dark Universe is that what the hell whatever that it was
Starting point is 01:02:56 dark something or other Thor Dark World Thor the Dark World oh people think that's right okay Dark World yeah Thor Dark World. Thor the Dark World. Oh, people think that's right. Dark World.
Starting point is 01:03:09 Yeah, Thor Dark World. I'm going to accept it. That sounds made up. Yeah. Captain America? I already said that. I thought you said something with it, didn't you? I was saving it. Well, there's always something more with Captain America.
Starting point is 01:03:23 Well, what was the one that was already... I thought you said one, like not the first one. I thought you said like one with like words. Civil, are we doing? I did. I was going to say it, but go ahead, whatever. So you didn't say it. I didn't say it.
Starting point is 01:03:34 You can touch my shofar. We did Captain America Civil War. Cool. Do you have another Captain America? Winter Soldier? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That works. Well, did we do that?
Starting point is 01:03:43 I don't think, I just did two. You did the one. He did Civil War., yeah, yeah. That works. I don't think... I just did two. You did... You did the one... He did Civil War. He did Civil War, yeah. Now I just gave up two. Look at that. Yeah, maybe.
Starting point is 01:03:53 You don't have to go the next round. I'm safe. Wait, what two did you say? Captain America. Plane. Right, there's no such thing. There's no Plane Captain America? There's no Plane Captain America.
Starting point is 01:04:04 It's always got nuts or something that's bad for you. Oh, there's no such thing. There's no plane Captain America? There's no plane Captain America. It's always got nuts or something that's bad for you. Oh, that's right. It's always got something you don't want. Rebecca? The Avengers? Yeah, wait, I thought
Starting point is 01:04:20 Michael said that, I think. We've done the Avengers? I think so. The first one, but there's more. I'm going to go with my deep cut here. Stan Lee is in The Princess Diaries 2, A Royal Engagement. Wow. Yeah. Thank you, five-year-old daughter. Very impressive.
Starting point is 01:04:36 Very impressive. Okay. I'm going to say Iron Man 3 dude that was mine sorry if we don't have Iron Man 3 I feel like there's another one we missed I feel like Jamie Lee Curtis in a movie called Exposed
Starting point is 01:04:56 did we say Exposed? we can confirm it it was like a thriller with photography isn't that perfect? That was perfect. That was terrifying in other ways. Okay. Exposed.
Starting point is 01:05:12 Does anybody feel that's wrong? I can also use my lifeline. That's true. Let's use your lifeline. Ian, let's use my lifeline. My girl. Oh, shit. My girl.
Starting point is 01:05:24 We even talked about it earlier thank you Ian well done very well done alright so Captain America the first Avenger yeah that's what it's called Louis don't you feel stupid
Starting point is 01:05:39 what a dummy it is weird that the first one in the series would have a subtitle What a dummy. It is weird that the first one in the series would have a subtitle. I know. It is weird. Okay. Black Panther. I'm going to use my lifeline.
Starting point is 01:05:57 What you got, Jason, of Frankenstein? Halloween Resurrection. Halloween Resurrection. Wow. Wow. Halloween Resurrection wow I'm going to say I hope I get this right you guys will let me know if I do the kind of de facto sequel
Starting point is 01:06:19 to A Fish Called Wanda was called Fierce Creatures nice starring called Wanda was called Fierce Creatures. Nice. Wow. Starring Beyonce. Eli? Has anyone heard of a movie called Exposed?
Starting point is 01:06:37 Go back to that again. I mean, I think we have to let it slide. It sounds good. It sounds legit. No, I need we have to let it slide. It sounds good. Yeah, it sounds legit. And it sounds like something she would do. No, I need to do it. I want to... It totally sounds like JLC to me. We all have magical devices in our pockets, don't we?
Starting point is 01:06:53 Yeah, no, no, no. We do, but we don't like to go to that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, because we don't want to go to that. We'll settle that later. And we did all the Thors. It's all about tricking me. We did all the Spider-Mans.
Starting point is 01:07:01 But it feels like the tribunal has said... I'm accepting exposed. I know, but if it doesn't exist, then I'm going to feel shame after. No, it's okay. All right. Michael? I'm going to...
Starting point is 01:07:13 What is that? The Avengers Age of Ultron? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Amazing Spider-Man? You did that when you... Didn't you do it with your... No, you're right.
Starting point is 01:07:24 You're right. You're right you're right you're right you're right you're right because i'm gonna go amazing spider-man wait was there one amazing spider-man there's spider-man and then when they rebooted it they called it amazing spider-man right but but in that movie there was just that there was how many it was they've done several amazing spider-man which is why i'm going Amazing Spider-Man 2. The Those Amazing Spider-Men. No. No, it's just the one.
Starting point is 01:07:51 The Amazing Spider-Man. The Amazing Spider-Man 2. Okay. They only did 1, 2, 3 of the first one. Then they did Amazing Spider-Man. Then that's when you came into the game. I think. There might be others. I don't know. Okay.
Starting point is 01:08:08 I'm going to go with I think this might be really nearing the end of the road. It's very sad. Checking the clock. I don't want to waste everybody's time. And I don't have a lifeline.
Starting point is 01:08:29 So I'm out. Whoa. Yeah. I'll think of another one. And then I'll think of another one probably when it's too late. But Eli, do you have another one? We said Deadpool 2. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:56 We went through all the Deadpools, went through all the Avengers. We didn't. We missed the Age of Ultron event. Questioning that. We did Avengers. I think we did all the Avengers. Yeah. We didn't. We missed the Age of Ultron event. Questioning. We did Avengers. I think we did all the Avengers.
Starting point is 01:09:07 Yeah. We didn't. We missed in Avengers. Avengers 4. Infinity War Part 2. Oh. Wait. Did we say that one?
Starting point is 01:09:15 It's not out yet. Which part? That one's not out yet. That one's not out yet. Did we say Avengers Infinity War? I don't think so. Avengers Infinity War. There you go. All right.
Starting point is 01:09:26 Anything left, Michael? Anything in the tank? No, I was going to say that. Jamie Lee Curtis. Dill? Oh, I just thought of it. Fuck. God damn it.
Starting point is 01:09:38 You want to slide it here? No, what do you got? What do you got for Michael? Isn't it X-Men? X-Men? Oh. No, I'm just guessing, What do you got for Michael? Lifeline? Isn't it X-Men? X-Men? Oh. No, I'm just guessing, but why would he be in that? That's the rival studio, isn't it?
Starting point is 01:09:50 No, no. It's still Marvel. It's still Marvel. He's not mad at them? No, he created X-Men. I mean, he was a co-creator. Does he make money off of it? I think so.
Starting point is 01:09:57 Do we have confirmation? X-Men? I think he should be in that. It's a Marvel movie. He's in it. Yeah, he's in it. Thank you. I mean, there's a couple Marvel movies he's not in, but it's pretty rare.
Starting point is 01:10:08 All right, Louis. Punisher? No. Yes. We got a no in the audience, but he is. He is in The Punisher, isn't he? Is he? In the 1989 one.
Starting point is 01:10:19 The one with Thomas Jane? Yeah. Thomas Jane was like 2007. 89 was directed by Mark Goldblatt. He's in the 89 one, I'm relatively sure? Yeah. Thomas Jane was like 2007. 89 was directed by Mark Goldblatt. He's in the 89 one, I'm relatively sure. Yeah. That's the one I was talking about. He's in that one.
Starting point is 01:10:32 Oh, man. I fell for that. All right, Louis is still in it. Rebecca? Aquaman? Oh, wait, that one's not out yet. No. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:10:43 And it's also DC. What are you doing? Oh, you're right. The Simpsons doesn't count, does it? Can't see my lifeline again. Oh, I shouldn't have given you the Punisher. I gave myself that. I gave you the year. I validated. I'm out.
Starting point is 01:11:02 Oh, okay. There goes the show far again. Eli? X-Men 3. I validated I'm out Okay I'm sorry Jason Frankenstein There goes the So far again Eli X-Men 3 Is that what it was called? Yeah
Starting point is 01:11:13 No No it's not No it's not I know what it's called Yeah it was Wishful thinking Okay well then X-Men First Class
Starting point is 01:11:20 There you go Daredevil Ooh Oh sorry Michael Gadigal I thought you were in it I thought I forgot that without that was about you I'm sorry damn you could take daredevil yeah he didn't blow himself out yeah X-Men days of future past uh-huh yeah okay back to you lie all right cool all right cool wait what do you say is he out or no he said he said Daredevil.
Starting point is 01:11:46 Now we're going back to regular order. Well then, I could say X-Men 2. Yeah, but that was called something else. Oh, well then X-Men Apocalypse. Yeah, that works. Michael? I already did the Days of Future Past. No, it's your turn now.
Starting point is 01:12:02 It came around that fast. Yeah, it went around. It's the circle. It's getting smaller. I know you're concentrating on your shofar performances. Mm-hmm. It's intense. Yeah, you know what? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:12:21 Right? You're right. It's tough. We went through most of them. I'm going to have have to blow yourself out all right uh louis x-men last stand that's three right yeah you're really opposed to that word the aren't you the x-men the last day my favorite is the title it has four of those in it the the uh the lord of the rings the fellowship of the ring
Starting point is 01:13:03 All right, Eli. Well, Wolverine. Oh, fucking Wolverine. That son of a bitch. You got this, don't you, Louie? Fantastic Four. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 01:13:22 Eli. Logan? Yeah. Other Fantastic Four. That's not what it's called, dude. They just rebooted it. They just did it again. They just did it again.
Starting point is 01:13:40 I think he's right. I think he's right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But was he in that one? I don't know. That I don't know. Okay. I don't know if he was in it.'s right. I think he's right. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But was he in that one? I don't know. That I don't know. Okay. It was a Marvel movie he was in. All right.
Starting point is 01:13:49 Can we say X-Men New Mutants? No. It's not out yet. No, let's not do that. Because that's not how we do it. Well, then what the fuck was X-Men 2 called? Not X-Men 2. X-Men Apocalypse, X-Men Days of Future Past.
Starting point is 01:14:04 It was, you know, people like to make their titles nice and cute. I feel like there was Fantastic Four 2. There was, but you need the subtitle on that one.
Starting point is 01:14:16 What about Swamp Thing? Was he in Swamp Thing? Probably not. He was a man thing guy. Yeah, he's a man thing guy. He was in Swamp Thing guy. Well, if I don't feel he was a man thing guy yeah he's a man thing guy he was the swamp thing guy well if I can't I can't remember
Starting point is 01:14:28 are you tapping fucking name of X-Men 2 yeah that's the that's the name what a lot of people say what is the name
Starting point is 01:14:36 it's very controversial is it X-Men 2 or not I'm ruling that it's not it's over yeah I think it's over well then I'm tapping out it's not It's over? Yeah I think it's over Well then I'm tapping out Alright Eli's out Eli's out
Starting point is 01:14:50 Louie wins Louie wins Louie Katz wins Oh wow Just marvel And we may have an argument about this But I think it's called X2 X-Men 2
Starting point is 01:15:03 Or X2 It's just X2 X2, X-Men 2, or X2. It's just X2. X2 United? Colon United? X2 X-Men United. Oh my god. It's weird that none of us remembered that
Starting point is 01:15:17 catchy title. And then I remembered for Jamie Lee Curtis Blue Steel. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What else did we miss, you guys? And then I remembered for Jamie Lee Curtis, Blue Steel. Fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What else did we miss, you guys? Christmas with the Cranks.
Starting point is 01:15:33 And what else? Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. What did Jamie Lee Curtis do in that? And that's a TV special. Is that the little puppet one? That's a little puppet show, yeah. It's a puppet special. Is that the little puppet one? It's a little puppet show. Big Hero 6. Big Hero 6?
Starting point is 01:15:51 It's got Stan Lee in it. Oh, neat. Terror in the Isles. That counts because it's a documentary. Oh, wasn't Jamie Lee Curtis in House of Rest? Ant-Man, Ant-Man and the Wasp. House of Wax. Rise of the Silver Surfer was the Fantastic Four sequel.
Starting point is 01:16:08 I had that on the side, but I didn't have to get to it. Oh, you had that lapped. I was over there. Yeah, you had that. You had that holstered. Well, congratulations. Where's that strip tease person? Strip...
Starting point is 01:16:18 Strip Travis. Strip Travis is over there. Come get your prizes, Strip Travis. I'm sorry, it's just a pile of stuff. But yeah, I hope you can manage it. And pass your name tag down to me, Rebecca,
Starting point is 01:16:33 and tell us one more time about your movie and when people can see it. All the Creatures Were Stirring comes to VOD on December 4th and Shudder just a couple of days after. Very nice. Thank you so much for being here, Rebecca McKendry. And we'll get your husband
Starting point is 01:16:50 on the show sometime if he would like to do that. He would have done better with Marvel movies than I would. I school him at horror, though. We did pretty good. Yeah, I'd say we did. There were a lot of them still, though. Louis Katz, new album. Yeah, the new album's called Katz Skills.
Starting point is 01:17:06 You can get that online wherever you want. I've got a bunch of shows coming up. I'll be at the Stress Factory in New Brunswick with David Tell, right after Thanksgiving. I'll be at the Vermont Comedy Club with Moshe Kasher the week after that. And then I'm doing a little mini comedy festival up at the Ace Hotel in Palm Springs the weekend before Christmas, December 21, 22, and 23. It's me, Chris Garcia,
Starting point is 01:17:28 Kevin Kamiya, Shane Wang, Meryl Davis, Molly Rubin-Long. We're doing shows all weekend. You get 25% off your room with the code Shtick. S-H-T-I-C-K? Yeah, I thought there should be a C up in there. Like two C's, but I was overruled. Okay.
Starting point is 01:17:49 Thanks. Michael Giacchino, what do you got coming up? I got nothing till February. I feel very lazy. I have Spider-Man, Far From Home, coming up. That's not till next year. So that's the new thing with Spider-Man if anyone wants to help clean my garage with me that would be amazing
Starting point is 01:18:08 but that's the new thing with Spider-Man just work the word home into every title I guess so yeah Spider-Man 3 homeboy home alone yes lost in New York
Starting point is 01:18:24 and Eli Roth one more episode of Eli Roth's Malone. Yes. Lost in New York. And Eli Roth, one more episode of Eli Roth's History of Horror on AMC Sunday nights. The next episode is about ghosts.
Starting point is 01:18:33 Yeah, and everyone in this room can watch the show for the very first time. It's kind of exciting. I think you'll really like it. I'm really glad I'm glad we turned
Starting point is 01:18:42 these 70 people on to its existence. Can we all come to your house and watch it? At 1240 at night? That's perfect. All right. It's a great time to have everybody over. Knock, knock.
Starting point is 01:18:54 I'll bring the shofar. Shofar and wake up and let you in. Well, thank you to all of my guests. Let's hear it for all of them. Eli Roth, Michael Giacchino, Louis Katz, and Rebecca McKendry. Do I have a plug that I want to say? Not really.
Starting point is 01:19:12 As always, men who show their feet in public are a shithead. Mehmet Walker is a shithead. And people who think Del Taco is better than Taco Bell and also cancer is a shit now it's time for Doug to watch another
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