Doug Loves Movies - Elisabeth Shue, Adam Scott, and Rob Huebel Guest

Episode Date: August 25, 2010

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Doug hates candy wrappers, sweetie, baby, sticky seeds With 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Sometimes I wait until too far into the theme song to decide to put eyedrops in. Because dry eye is a problem.

Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies. This ep of Doug Loves Movies Is being taped in front of a live audience At the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater In Los Angeles California California

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I saw Piranha 3D or not 3D, it depends on who you talk to. Sometimes it's just like at the beginning of the movie, it just says Piranha, there's no 3D. But I saw it yesterday and it has so much nudity and violence

in it that I didn't know whether to masturbate or masturbate. Boom. That was a tweet some people may have already enjoyed, but I couldn't resist the opportunity to say it one more time, or

out loud. Maybe it'll go in the act. Maybe it'll be on my next album that I'm going to record next year on 420. But for now, for now, because this is a delicious segue, let's bring out my guests. The stars of Piranha 3D, Adam Scott, Elizabeth Shue,

and Rob Hubel. Thank you. Pick any chairs you'd like, fellas. Elizabeth, you look awesome. Thank you for coming. I want to be very clear. I'm not in that movie. Yeah, but you've worked with Paul Scheer quite a bit. He's in the movie.

I know Paul real well, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Jerry O'Connell, you've done some things with him. He's in the movie. I know Paul real well, yeah. Jerry O'Connell, you've done some things with him. He's in the movie. Jerry's a good guy. Have you met Elizabeth? We actually met at... Can you hear me? Is this working? Is this normal?

There it is. A little hotter for you. We actually met Elizabeth at Comic-Con. I was down there. I saw you guys at that party. It's a piranha party. I was very drunk, but you were charming, Elizabeth. What else would you do? Thank you. This is funny because I said, Rob, you will

come down and you can pretend to be Jerry O'Connell or Paul Scheer. I didn't foresee that we'd need someone to pretend to be Elizabeth Shue. I'm sort of a mashup. What do you mean? Elizabeth, seriously, quit joking around. Okay, sorry.

You know that scene in Cocktail where you show a little side boob? Yeah. That made me a man. I turned into a man that day. Someone in the audience goes, woo, side boobs. Yeah. That made me a man. I turned into a man that day. Someone in the audience goes, Woo, side boobs. It's really, it's, I think it was trending on Twitter recently,

side boobs. There are a lot of side boobs in the movie. It was right under Netanyahu. What? There are a lot of, there are a lot of side boobs in the movie Piranha 3D. Front boobs. There are a lot of like everything.

And people getting chewed apart boobs. Yeah. Boobs getting gnawed on. It's... That movie... Are their boobs getting ripped off? Because in the script, there were boobs torn off. And I remember reading it being like, alright. But I don't remember... Yay! She's here!

Yay! Hello! Oh! She went right to Hubel That's what she should do Go right to Hubel That's Rob Hubel on the end He's representing a hybrid of my friends Jerry O'Connell and Paul Scheer,

who both have careers too hot. O'Connell right now is arguing with Jim Belushi somewhere, on camera or off. Ding. Yeah, okay, or whatever. And Paul Scheer is working on a new season of The League, so hopefully we'll do a cast of The League episode soon when that comes back on the air.

Can I be here for that show? Are you in The League? Not really. Yeah. When somebody bails, you can be the third chair again. Cool. So what about side boobs? Oh, I was just saying that I think they're an affront to society,

and that's why it's're an affront to society. And that's why it's called an affront, because it's not a side. And that, yeah, I didn't think you'd walk in during that part of the conversation. How did that come up, Doug? Did I have anything to do with that? Yeah, because remember in Cocktail when you guys are in the private grotto when you're over at Hef's Place and you're like, alright. I always respected that about you because you kept it hot

without giving it up. I didn't know that a side of my boob was even showing. Oh, really? Well, we all know. I think it's been studied by this group. Yeah, I mean that you throw your hands up in the air That's gonna happen Yeah, exactly

Thanks for the recreation Try to think about that, listeners I'll get right to it You looked amazing in your sheriff outfit In Piranha, I gotta say And I think... Yeah. I did not feel very sexy

in that outfit, but Adam told me every day that my ass looked good. Did I? I did. Yeah, I remember that. That happened. You're like Tom Lennon on the set of that movie

where, what's her name, Amy wore the, Amy Adams wore the Amelia Earhart pants through the entire movie. Like he, yeah,

he agreed with me that that was amazing. But let's get this, even though Piranha is probably one of the most disgusting movies made ever

on a couple different levels, did you guys know going into it that it would be that much of a boob and penis festival? Yeah.

He's so lying. No, we knew the whole time we were like, what the fuck is this? Were there pages in the script for Underwater Nude Ballet? Yeah. There were? I don't know. I don't remember that, but I do remember seeing

the script line where the fish ate his penis and then it was written burp. Spoiler alert. And that's when you're like, I'm in. That's where I was almost not in. But now I have to say it's my favorite part in the movie. It's classy.

It's a classy movie. If you're going to eat human flesh, you'd probably cough up Jerry O'Connell's dick. Spoiler again, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's a big, that actually is a big spoiler. That's a pretty big spoiler, but look at his character. It's the perfect comeuppance

because he's such a, it's the same thing happened to Joe Francis. How many people here have seen the movie? It's based on a true story. Yeah, it's true. Yeah, that's about accurate.

Called Pro-Am, the original. That was about the percentage throughout the country, I think. Pretty much. You guys opened it like fifth place. A smattering of applause across America.

There is someone drinking a 40 in the front row, and I salute you, man. It's true. Don't tell, though. This place tries to be cool, man. Why do you have to be... You play a cop in too many things. That's right. Get that fucking $40.

You bring it to your real life. Because I've got to say, Adam, when you... I've seen now, we watched Torque together here at CineFamily in Los Angeles. You've never heard of Torque? A couple nights ago.

And that was a fun live event. I'm going to do more of those at CineFamily. So if you're in LA, come see us do that. Yeah, that's... Hopefully I'll be able to those. It's in a family. So if you're in LA, come see us do that. It was so fun. Yeah, hopefully I'll be able to get somebody that was in a movie that turned out kind of unintentionally

funny. Well, I was in Monster-in-Law. Yeah, that's what I was saying. We could revisit again. We could do Monster-in-Law. Maybe you could talk J-Lo or Jane Foe into coming down. Come on, Jane Foe, you guys.

That was like... I could barely concentrate with Elizabeth Shue sitting right here. I don't think that would be a... There she did it again. Just keep doing that. I don't think that would be a fun evening, really. Now, let's...

Wait a second. Let me just back up, as long as you did that again. There's been some body double situations in your career am i right there was one yes you saw that movie what was it called link yes you didn't see that movie yes i did see that movie i forget if it was in a theater or on cable waiting for your nude scene, but... Wait, what's the link? When it finally come, I was like,

fakers. Because it was never, you know, you got to have the face in the shot. That's all I'm saying. It's like Heather Thomas in Zapped. I was like seven and I was like, bullshit. But it happens a couple times in the movie, right?

No, just once. But I'm totally naked. But there's a lot of in the movie, right? No, just once. But I'm totally naked. But there's a lot of buildup to it. There's a lot of scenes where you start to get into a bathtub. No. But then, what's the scene with the double? Does it involve a bathtub or a shower? Yes, the monkey is looking at my body for the first time.

And I did know. Oh, it's called Link because it's about a monkey. It's a horror movie. It's a horror movie with an orangutan. But we had to use an orangutan and he had to wear little chimp ears because actual chimps are too dangerous. Yeah, when they reach a certain age, they're like nuts. Let me tell you about that scene. The scene was all to capture his animalistic intentions. And so I did show my boobs to the real chimpanzee. So his reaction

is all me. But what a story. That's a classy show you got going here. Actress Elizabeth Shue was breast examined to death by a wild animal on the set of her movie. That would get right on the ticker in entertainment.

Breast examined to death. Those words have never been put together before. Was it awkward between you and the monkey for the rest of the shoot? Yes, he wanted me from then on. Did he have any kind of reaction at all? Does that register with them? No, it totally did. That's what was fascinating. His eyes got a little bigger.

And he locked in. Well, he had seen Cocktail. Cocktail, so... What did I do to deserve full boob? I would have settled for sides. You get full boob in leaving Las Vegas, too, with whiskey running down them. It's true.

Hello. It's true. Yeah, but you know, it was, I don't know. There's something about when it's a drama and someone gets naked, it's harder to be like, yeah. It's more like, oh, they have a problem. These two are not going to be good for each other. I'm too much of a...

I'm a cancer. That's why I think that way. But you're aroused by seeing boobs in a movie about monkeys? It's so... It's such a... It's a great... I think our good friend Leonard Maltin, the film critic gave that movie Bomb. I think it's the only one in your career that he gave Bomb to

He gave three and a half stars to like four of your movies Leaving Las Vegas The Third Back to the Future That's sticking your neck out, three and a half stars for The Third Back to the Future But I agree because it's like the first Back to the Future but in the

Wild West and with you instead of that other girl and that's enough to fascinate me when it's on cable it's all it takes is just going, this is weird this was a weird choice the westerns were dead

and Zemeckis was like, I'm going to commit to another western it's an interesting movie. But it completes the trilogy, and that's the important thing. Did you and the guy who replaced Crispin Glover just sit around the set and go, where were the replacements?

How weird is that? Like, form your own little group, you know? And you're like the outsiders. Yeah, it sucked. Really? Was it bad? It was really bad because I was wearing a wig and I was wearing pink pants, right? Or purple.

Yeah, yeah, you had to wear the same terrible outfit the girl from the movie several years earlier had worn. Totally. Like it completely gone. It wasn't in style to begin with and then got worse. I remember in 1989, Back to the Future 2 came out and it had been four years and I remember that's the first thing I thought was, wow, their clothes look

really fucking stupid. But if you're going to see somebody in grandma pants that's too young for them, it worked for you. I do have a good ass. I love that you checked on the history of your wardrobe with Doug. You're like, wasn't I wearing pink pants? Doug's like, yeah, you were. Yeah, I love that you checked on the history of your wardrobe with Doug. You're like, wasn't I wearing pink pants?

Doug's like, yeah, yeah, you were. Yeah, I love movies. I'm the person to go to if you want to know something about a movie. I'm going to get you a water so you guys keep talking. Oh, good idea. Thank you. Such a gentleman. Would you guys ever work with him

or based on what you know of him so far? What's his name? Rob Hubel He was the guy I only work with people I've heard of Oh here he is He always does a lot of antics that are just for the podcast attendees.

I like to do visual bits so that people on the podcast don't know what's going on. You look like Andy Murray. I don't know who that is. He's that guy that looks like Rob Hubel. He's out there getting all your jobs. I know who you're talking about. Did you know that I was telling Adam this. I actually auditioned for Jerry's part.

Because I read the script and I thought it was so awesome. I knew it was going to be super cool. But I fucked it up because I went into the audition. This is totally true. And when I went in there, I was like, hey. I go, I think this is so hilarious and funny. And they were like, what? And I go, yeah, this is going to be awesome, man. It's so funny. And they're like, funny? So I felt like I pissed them off. And then last night, Paul Scheul sheer who i'm representing we did a show at the soho house

and um and upstairs for real harvey weinstein was at the soho house and i'd never met him before and sheer i don't think i'd ever met him before but so sheer goes sheer goes up to shake his hand and introduce himself and harvey weinstein goes i know who you are paul and he goes you're gonna be in the sequel and uh because they going to do a sequel to this movie. And so then I started trying to kiss his ass, trying to get in the movie. And he walked away. I was literally like, can I just tell you

that my favorite part of the movie is when the two girls that are naked are swimming. And he just walked away. I was like, I cannot be in this movie. I want to. I want to get killed by a fish. Well, Paul's death scene, they ran out of money. So they shot it, but then they couldn't afford all the CG fish.

Yeah, because it was on land, I think. He was flailing around on land. And then to do that effect was way too expensive. They're like, no, let's just have that guy vaguely live we won't ever address and let's be serious about it like those two characters it's not a spoiler to say that those two guys die like you know that from the this big spoiler is the next time the tv commercial comes on cover your eyes because they show the very last shot from the movie in the tv commercial. It's so retarded.

That doesn't mean that he dies, though. It doesn't. Now I meant to try to not say that part. But anyway, now that you let it out of the bag. No, but I didn't say what happened. None of us have said what happens. They could start the sequel with Adam riding the piranha down the river. Yeah, that's right.

That's right. That's right. That's right. But it's also, there's a secondary reveal going on there because there's a twist of what it is that's attacking you. It's so amazing. And that's in the ad as well. Yeah, it's crazy.

But that's the thing right now. The trailers just kind of show you everything and then hope you still love it when you see it all again. Like, that's all the shit I liked in the trailer, but stretched out. I was like, I wish this trailer was longer. I know. I wish it was feature length.

I saw Shear shooting his death scene, too, and it was like an all-day thing. It was brutal. It was like... Sad actor writhing around, faking. He was knee-deep in the water, pretending he had a fish attached to his nose. So for...

Because they go after the zinc that he had on his nose through the whole movie. For hours, he's in the water going, Ah! Ah! For hours. I was on a boat going to this holding area we had and he was out there doing it. And then two hours later, I'm going off to shoot

and he's still in the water going it would have been a great a great like prank on him if they had CGI that to be Jerry's dick so he's like yeah yeah yeah or if you wanted a cleaner version, they could just make it look like he's in a Shake Weight commercial. That's delicious! Men shouldn't do this! Wow, I've really eaten up a lot of time talking about whatever it was we were just talking about. I just want to touch on a couple more things.

Let's go down the line here, starting with Adam. I'm just curious about, we watched Torque together, because you have a sense of humor about Torque. There they are again. I think they moved around the room, though. It was over there before. They're sneaky,

those people that come out to the screenings at CineFamily. Do you have another movie in your film vault that's kind of funny unintentionally? Not your favorite? Yeah, a bunch. Like almost everything.

Boy Meets World. You can't yell that out. What if he was like, hey man, that was awesome. What the fuck are you talking about? Hellraiser 4, which Rob and I watched together. My death scene from that,

which is pretty outstanding. It's pretty awesome. How early do you go on that one? Pretty early. Okay, so that wouldn't be a good one to show at the thing. No, no, no. I'm in tons of horrible shit.

But Tork really has a nice combination of funny and unintentionally funny. It straddles the line nicely. Yeah, and it's unintentionally funny and unintentionally funny. It straddles the line nicely. Yeah, and it's unintentionally funny and it's like a big budget thing so it's fun to watch. It was kind of a perfect

thing for that. It was video director. Yeah, Joseph Kahn. So it's flashy in weird ways. Like there's people you don't see a character without seeing them in the reflection of something. A rear view mirror quite a bit. Sometimes side view.

Just like before. Sometimes side, sometimes front. So, Elizabeth, do you have a movie like that other than Link? Obviously, we already talked about Link. No, none of my movies are funny. You're in some classics. I didn't think of the other two that Leonard Maltin said were three and a half stars, but I know they're in there.

The first Karate Kid really holds up. That's an awesome movie. Yeah, yeah, of course. The cool thing is when we work together, I would ask you questions about all those movies, and you were super cool about answering them but you didn't think of any of it as anything. You're like,

whatever. Who gives a shit? Yeah, I think I've had a pretty mediocre career. Come on. Wow. Well, not until Piranha 3D. Now, I feel like I'm on my way back. I have to say, I don't have to say it, I'm good anyway,

that you really, you play the whole thing straight and your performance is entirely believable and the movie is ridiculous. I was forced to play that. It's such a crazy movie and you're at the center of it like, I gotta fucking save my kids.

And that's the other thing that kind of bothered me about it is like, tits, blood, children. It just sort of rotated between those three they kept coming back to the children and I'm like can they just be on that island safe and leave that alone? I swear they were trying

to, am I wrong about this, that they would cut to that little girl right after a porn star so your brain as a guy is like terrible and then you see this little girl that's like a cute little... And you're like, oh, stop that brain. I was talking to a guy after Torque the other night.

I was talking to somebody and I said, man, that scene where everybody gets attacked and you're trying to get everybody out of the water is like, you know, that's like, you know, watching a scene at Omaha Beach. And the person I'm talking to, within a few seconds, actually said out loud, Yeah, and it's also like Saving Private Ryan. He thought you were talking about Omaha, Nebraska.

Yeah, yeah. Some shit went down on their beach. Because first of all, there isn't one. Karate Kid, he gave three and a half stars. And then also, interestingly, He loved Deconstructing Harry The Woody Allen movie you're in It's kind of a controversial one It's one of his dirtier movies I made out with Woody Allen

Tongue and all Whoa Jesus I thought she'd be a good guest But this is What is his tongue like? I thought she'd be a good guest, but this is... What is his tongue like? I'm going to listen to this episode at home.

Does he have a neurotic tongue? It moves around a lot. Jesus. So disturbing. He was a really good kisser. Yeah, him and Tom Cruise right up there. He has to be. Right?

Yeah, he is. He kind of has to be. I enjoyed it. He can't be a bad kisser. So walk away from that. What are some other dudes you've made out with in movies? Good question. That's a great question.

I wanted to make out with him. People are fanning themselves. I really did. Why didn't they do that? Especially, that would have been funny if you got attacked at the end while making out with her. Yay, we did it. Smooch. Dead.

We asked for a make out scene, but we didn't get one. No, they didn't write that out. It wasn't about us. But you what? Tom Cruise, Woody Allen. Val Kilmer. Ralph Macchio. Ralph Macchio.

That was tongue. Although he didn't use his tongue. It was very strange. He opened his mouth very wide. And I remember, if you remember. He was quite the man boy at that point, right? He really did look like he was 17, but he must have been 20 or something, right?

Yeah, 27. 27? Jesus. I guess he was on 8 is enough as the new, you know, kid they adopt who's kind of a hooligan. Who has lots of pubic hair. Yeah. Just a huge bush.

Just a huge bush. You don't remember the character with the giant fro of ball hair? I love movies, so let's... Do you want to ask me... Let's take it back to movies. Do you want to ask me as Jerry O'Connell what crappy movies I've been in?

Or as Paul Stewart? I think I have an answer, but what do you think he would say? I mean, Kangaroo Jack, right? Did I do that? I think I want to get him to screen Kangaroo Jack with me. I think that would be fun. Get the inside story on Kangaroo Jack. Did you ever see it, Elizabeth?

Never. It's amazing. Because it's like They market it as Oh it's a cute story About a kangaroo But it's the story about It's like a chase movie

About the kangaroo Is wearing a jacket That has like drugs Or gold Or money in the pockets And people are trying To kill each other over it And there's just one scene

Where there's a fantasy Where the kangaroo talks And they use that in the ads And then everybody went It did. It made a bunch of money. It had a great opening weekend. Yeah.

Like over Labor Day or some shit. Wait, so the kangaroo... Like some weekend where you don't expect it. He doesn't talk at all? Only in that fantasy? Just in the one scene where Anthony Anderson is like,

oh, I've been walking in the desert for too long. I'm not going to go see it. I'm in the outback and I'm sweating and I'm fat and I see a talking kangaroo. I'm serious. Same thing with Cuba Goody Jr. and Snow Dogs. There I see a talking kangaroo. I'm serious.

Same thing with Cuba Goody Jr. and Snow Dogs. There's one scene where they talk and he hallucinates because he's cold. Wait, are you being serious? Snow Dogs does not have talking dogs? Snow Dogs is not about talking dogs. I'm not going to fucking see that movie then either. Fuck that.

Just stick with Cats and Dogs, The Secret of Pussy Galore, or whatever it's called. Kids and Revenge or Kitty Galore. All kidding aside, that's actually a really good film. You really like that one? All right.

I'll take your word for it. Okay, two more questions for Elizabeth Shue. Hollow Man, was it as creepy to watch it, I mean to make as it was to watch? Did you have a feeling? Oh my god, this is... When this guy gets his ability to get invisible,

he gets pretty freaky with it. Yeah, I wasn't a fan of that movie. Yeah, it's kind of a... If I can use the word, affront again to human beings, but women in particular. But for dudes, it's a rough movie, too, because it's so violent and gross that you totally can't get off to all the strange nudity. He had it.

Nice. I'm like, dude, this is not. Sorry. So if you notice, I'm wearing a bra. Which is a classic move. Sex and the City perfected it

year after year. Every time I had a girlfriend that wanted to watch that show, I would find it so frustrating, the leaving the bra on thing. But, you know, do what you got to do. It's kind of hot. It's kind of hot, yeah, the whole bra thing. Come on, girls, you know. You don't want to be totally naked.

You got to take it off slowly. Well, it's true. Bras do make boobs look pretty awesome. And it's better than showing your boobs in a Paul Verhoeven movie. Exactly. At what point did it seem creepy to you? From the get-go, you were just like,

this is just gonna be a big movie, so I should do it? He was coming off of something good, right? Didn't he just make the Flying Bugs movie or something? No, I needed money. Wow. You know what? I gotta talk to my internet guys.

I think we should change the show to Strange Confessions. Doug loves Strange Confessions. But that's really awesome and I appreciate it. It was a huge movie. No, not really. It made $20 million opening weekend. A lot better than Piranha 3D,

however. But I think Piranha 3D is going to go on and on and on. Don't you think? Well, that's the thing about Hollow Man, is they still play it on cable, and it's like, I'm watching it horrified and excited. Because it's got some good stuff in there, but it is a

really creepy movie. Doug, I love that you're complaining about the movie, is that it's too some good stuff in there, but it is a really creepy movie. Doug, I love that your complaint about the movie is that it's too creepy for you to get off on. Yeah. It's just like... Like, not every... You don't have to... Jodie Foster's a sexy character, but... But you don't have to get off on every movie.

There's only that one great sex scene in that movie. What? You don't have to masturbate to every movie. Well, yeah, I love movies. Yeah, like, what's that movie of yours I can never get the title right? The Precious Kind? The Vicious Kind?

Vicious Kind. Vicious Kind, you're great in that. Great movie. I didn't think about masturbating once. But this whole show, we've been talking about Elizabeth Shue movies and not Adam Scott movies.

She just did it again. Rob Hubel, of course, is fantastic as the insanely overly tanned guy in I Love You, Man. So hilarious. Did you masturbate to that movie? Who was the girl in that? Rashida Jones. Yes. I was going to say yes No matter what you said

Too funny to pass up Is that why you didn't like Inception? Yeah Inception There's nothing to jerk off to Ellen Page is cute But she's very You know Studious through the whole thing

She doesn't have a scene Her hair's already down So she doesn't let thing. She doesn't have a seat. Her hair's already down, so she doesn't let it down. She doesn't even take off her scarf in that movie. What about that lady? Did you laugh every day on the set that the woman that was hired because she's willing to go topless got her hair pulled in such a horrible way

while your hair was nicely tied up as the sheriff would do it? That's another spoiler. And it's also not much of a question. I don't know what you were supposed to say after all of that. I feel like Chris Farley in that sketch that he would do.

It was great. It was great. But yeah, so many great movies. But have you been told how to play the Leonard Maltin game? Because we have to play the Leonard Maltin game now. I'll tell you real quick. He's going to walk you through it. I don't know what I'm going to do while Adam explains.

He's going to explain all the rules to her. Make out, make out, make out, make out, make out, make out, make out. Seriously, Rob. They're about to make out. We're not going to make out. Make out. Make out. Make out. Make out. Seriously, Rob. They're about to make out. We're not going to make out. I'm not listening to anything he's saying. I'm thinking about when I'm going to kiss him. Alright, so Adam is going to...

You guys should make out on this podcast. Because no one's going to see it. Everyone can be cool about it. Oh, no! one's gonna see it. Everyone can be cool about it. Oh, no! You guys make the listeners so jealous with that shit.

Alright. You gotta come see this thing live, man. Anything could happen. That podcast is so visual, man. So on the episode that you can go on and buy now on iTunes,

Rob Hubel consistently, I'll put the picture on Twitter, when we'd have contestants come up and play games, Rob Hubel would hang the microphone in front of their face like it was a dick hanging in front of their face and make it, there, now he's doing it again. And he would make them talk like that and the audience would go apeshit

and of course the listeners are going to be like what is so funny right now that's my favorite thing is to fuck up your podcast by doing things that only we can see alright so do you have a good one cooked up for I've handed everyone out cupcakes that I made at home

and I want us all to try them and go mmm because then see people can't fucking hear that shit. It doesn't mean anything. What the fuck are you talking about? Dude, you didn't even smoke before this, did you? No. All right, let's play the Leonard Mullen game.

Lisa totally doesn't understand, by the way. Oh, this is going to be awesome. Adam, you're playing for Ryan. The guy I assaulted with the door. Yeah. Oh, you did? You came in that door and sometimes we hit people in the door. And Elizabeth, you'll be playing for Crystal over here.

And that's funny. Your shirt has the name Weinbach on it, as in Brent Weinbach, and I thought that was the name tag. Your name's Weinbach. But no. Next to you is Jessica with one of the nicest name tags I've seen.

It's called the napkin from the shitter. All right. So, Rob Hubel, you'll play for Jessica. And we got some fabulous prizes, as always. I mean, these aren't the greatest prizes, so don't get too excited. We'll start. She's going to get this. I think they're going to make out of you.

I didn't know this was on iTunes. Oh. Interesting. Elizabeth, she just said in my ear, she just said, they don't print anything that's said in this, do they? Oh, whoops. Okay, so...

So let's do... Since she doesn't know how to play the Leonard Mullen game, So let's do... Since she doesn't know how to play the Leonard Maltin game... Let's play a game called What Would You Take Back? Like, pick an item that you want... Pick three things that you want taken back. And then Rob and Adam and I will vote and decide.

And I will put a bleep or something over one of the things that you said. So pick one or pick a few and we'll pick which one we like the best. I'll tell you later. Oh, I wanted to do it in front of everybody.

Because you're going to be bad at the letter mulling game. Alright, so Crystal, I will play on behalf of Elizabeth. So that means you may or may not win. This is going to be interesting. I'm going to play her part, and I'm going to obviously know the answer. But I'm going to try to play it from what I think her perspective would be. Whoa, what?

Wait, what? I'm not going to say I know it ever, but I'm going to say name that movie to you guys when you bid a number that I don't think you can get it in. But what does that have to do with Crystal? She'll win if I win. So you're playing for Crystal? No.

It doesn't make any sense, Adam. Fuck. It's a complete mess. But you'll get it I feel like I fell asleep for like 20 minutes And missed a bunch of shit Well it's a good thing the van fell in the river Is everyone enjoying the hilarious

The hilarious cupcakes that I passed out I can't believe Now so you're gonna When we get backstage you're gonna be like You have to eat the cupcake thing They just did it. They went, mmm. So the assholes that listen to this podcast are like, fuck.

I'm just kidding. You're going to be like, if Elizabeth could take out, I get to take out the whole cupcake thing that went nowhere. I'm going to keep doing it. I'm sorry for calling on the listeners at home, assholes. You're not assholes. We'll start down there with you, Rob. There'll be two people before we get to Elizabeth

and since she can kind of catch on. Rob, would you like to play a movie from the category Monkeys! Link isn't in there, by the way. In theaters now or in honor of Piranha, 3D or not 3D

depending on where you read it. Because the opening title just says Piranha. That's true. Scary fish movies. Scary fish movies. And it's not movies with Abe Vigoda Who played fish

But that would be a good category Which one do you want? Scary fish movies Would you like a scary fish movie from 1976 1983 Or 1999 99 Here we go Leonard Maltz gives it 2.5 stars or 1999? 99. Scary Fish.

99. Here we go. Leonard Malt gives it two and a half stars. It's from 1999. He says about it, somewhat exciting. Or sometimes exciting.

Sometimes exciting. And he also says, Ronnie Cox appears unbilled. Ronnie Cox? See,illed. Ronnie Cox. See, Elizabeth, the clues are kind of devised to make it even harder to figure out what the hell I'm talking about. And there are eight names. Start with Rob Hubel. How many names do you think you can get it in?

See, now it's like name that movie. I can name that movie in eight names. Eight names. So now Adam could bid lower or say name that movie. From the bottom up. So you're always number three. So Ronnie Cox appears unbilled. What was the other clue?

It's kind of scary. Sometimes exciting. Okay. I'll go five names. Five. See, now you can say to Adam, name that movie, and he's got to name it, or you can bid less names. Which would you like to do? Name that movie.

Boom. Good call. How many names was it? Five. Okay. Aida. I think I pronounced that right. Turturo.

You know, from Sopranos. LL Cool J. From LL Cool J. Stellan Skarsgård, Michael Rappaport, and Jacqueline, the great Jacqueline McKenzie. That would be Deep Blue Sea.

Deep Blue Sea is the answer. See, did you hear people gasping because they knew it? We're such nerds. You're amongst such nerds, and you talked about side boobs, so it's the best day of our lives. That was fantastic. Or is that what you're going to want us to take out? No, the side boobs.

Okay, cool. Side boobs are cool. All right, so Adam gets the point on that one. And let's start with you and let you pick. Would you like from these categories, In Theaters Now, that's movies that are playing right now, Scary Fish movies. Or Stephen King adaptations.

Movies based on Stephen King stuff. I think this gentleman here... Shot a load. Oh, if I were up there... I'd turn it into a Paul Verhoeven movie. So which of those categories do you like? What do we get if we win

this game? You win prizes for your audience member, Crystal. Okay. I remember that without even turning around. So proud. Well, I'm not winning anything, so... Yeah, that's the spirit you're welcome Crystal

do it for equality I'll do in theaters now I'm so bad okay have you been to the movies lately no but I do look at the newspaper yeah that's good you're aware of what's going on slightly

alright I'm going to pick a movie because you can't pick the year because it's this year Yeah, that's good. That's good. You're aware of what's going on. Slightly. All right. I'm going to pick a movie because you can't pick the year because it's this year. So it's not necessarily in theaters now, but it just came out this year? No, it's in theaters now. Right now. Yeah. And right now it would be this year.

All right, Doug. He says he had a good time. That's the clue. Wait, is this a review of a movie or a massage? No, he says he had a good time. God, it's so hard to pick things and don't give it away. Every word gives it away. Oh. The story is a collection of amiable cliches.

Okay. Amiable cliches. That other thing I said earlier. He had a good time. He had a good time. And there are 11 names. So you should probably start with like a really high bid.

11. 11 names. Says Miss Shearer. I can name that movie in seven names. Seven names, Adam? I can go five.

See, again, you can. Four. Oh. Wow. I'm Oh. Wow. I'm not winning anything. All right. Is it to me? Yeah.

You named that movie. Oh, no. Yeah. What's happening? The show's going to run long. Okay. We got down to five, right? Four.

Four. Good Lord. Okay. So let's just move on. we got down to five right four good lord okay so let's just move on what do you mean the names are do you have kind of an idea what movie it might be no Ali Maki is in this

Joe Slaughter spelled like it sounds and the twins, Facundo and Martin Lombard. Dude, those clues are so terrible. That's so not okay.

Movies that are in theaters now. It's not Inception, obviously. Let's narrow it down, guys. What is it not? It's not Scott Pilgrim. It's not Cats and Dogs. That's not in theaters now. Sure it is. Barely. $2 not in theaters now. Sure it is.

Barely. $2 theater. I didn't see it yesterday. Is it a small film or a big film? Now, the clue part gets me a little... I'm not sure if I should do that. That's breaking the rules. I think you gave two clues.

That's pretty much the... Yeah, yeah. Those are the clues. Sorry, Crystal. I don't know. She doesn't know it. Does anybody here know it? Step Up 3D. Step Up 3D is the answer.

Man. That's why I was laughing because you probably wouldn't have recognized a single name in the cast. Oh, those fucking twins. Fuck those guys, man. Fuck those guys. Have you guys seen this movie? Go see it.

It's amazing, but fuck those twins. Who said they in that movie? You? I did. So here we go. This is going to finish it. You're welcome, whoever I just got that point for. Toilet napkin lady. Adam, would you like monkeys,

fish, king? Stephen King. here we go stephen king adaptations would you like 86 95 or 2007 86 here we go leonard malton calls this a bomb he doesn't give it to many movies other than link He doesn't give it to many movies other than Link. He says about it, calls it a junk movie. Stupid and boring. It's a bum.

What's he supposed to do? Say, they gave it a nice try. I already, it's a bomb. What's he supposed to do? Say, they gave it a nice try. I already like it. Six names, Adam, Scott. How many names do you think you can get it in? Stupid and boring. Stupid and boring bomb based on Stephen King's work from 1986. 19 what?

86. 86. 1986. How many names? I'll go five. Five names says he. Five names says he. Does that go to me? Yeah, it's your turn. That's why I'm glaring at you. Do I have to go lower?

For now, let's say yes. Can I just say name that movie? How many names? Five. He's not going to get it. Okay, okay. No, if you're going to call me a pussy, I can name that movie.

Five names. Wait, wait, let me look at it. He might not get it in five names. Yeah, that's why I said name that movie, man. I just want to, I don't want to dissuade you from... You call me a pussy on a national podcast. Everyone listening now thinks I'm a pussy. Listen, pussy, international.

They have the internet in France now. All right, here we go. Five names. J.C. Quinn, John Short, Yardley Smith, who we all know and love as the voice of... Don't say that. Some character. Bart Simpson.

Laura Harrington and Pat Hingle are in this bomb. The only name you didn't get is what could be the giveaway name for this Stephen King adapt. Is that name Emilio Estevez? People are aghast and shocked and delighted.

No clues. Yeah, I was just looking for anything on your face that would tell me the answer to that question. No, I play poker. Oh, I don't. But you're right, whatever it is you're thinking. Is it Maximum Overdrive? It is Maximum Overdrive,

starring Emilio Estevez, directed by Stephen King. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it is quite terrible. Yeah, and, yeah. And it is quite terrible. Yeah, and it's kind of a mess. That movie is not stupid or boring. It's amazing. Let me get some quick plugs in here at the end.

Hypocritical Oath, as I said, plops on August 31st, so you can get that on iTunes or in stores. It's got a DVD attached to it, so if you buy it, physical copy, you get the DVD. I'll be at the Copy Factory in Baltimore September 9th, 2010. I'll be at the Arlington Drafthouse

in Arlington, Virginia September 10th and 11th. And this is crazy. On Monday September 13th, here in Los Angeles, we're going to do the Benson Interruption at Largo. It's going to be a double bill with, we're going to do a podcast taping of the absolute finals of the Tournament

of Championships of the Leonard Maltin game. The three top finalists are going to compete and we're going to record it and put it on the internet and then we're also going to do

a Benson Interruption. Do you guys have anything to plug? We'll start with Rob on the end. I'd like to plug my new ongoing children's hospital.

No, my new lawyer show with Jim Belushi. Wednesday nights at 10 on CBS. What's the name of my show? It's like, hey, legal lawyers. The Defenders, yes. I'd like to plug that show, too, because my husband directed the pilot. Oh, yeah.

And we could use the money. And, of course, Piranha 3D. I'm being serious. If you have not seen that movie, you're living your life in the wrong way. It's so fun. I'm not kidding. And I'm not just saying that because you guys are here.

If you love carnage and breasts and breast carnage, then it's the movie for you. If you saw someone punching a guy in the face while he was on fire in The Expendables and said, that's bullshit, then Piranha might be the movie for you because it's much more realistic.

All right, I've got to write these names down before I forget. Did you guys all get your plugs in? I don't really, I mean, Piranha. Do you have anything? Go see Piranha. You got something in the can that's coming out soon? Yeah, Parks and Rec will start again.

Oh, yeah, Parks and Rec. Oh, and Party Down. Party Down came out. What's happening to Party Down? It came out on iTunes today, season two. Oh, okay. What? What's happening to Party Down? It came out on iTunes today, season two.

Oh, okay. But it'll be free again soon on Netflix or somewhere else. But there's a marathon kind of being planned somewhere in LA? Oh, yeah, at CineFamily in November, we're going to do a one-day marathon of both seasons of Party Down. Whoa! So does that equal out to ten hours of Party Down in a movie theater

with a bunch of smelly nerds? So you won Ryan. And I'm talking about the cast. We'll all be there. We gotta go. We gotta wrap it up.

But you won Ryan, Adam Scott. You won him copies of all three of my CDs. Now I have three of them. Professional Humor, Idiot on AST Records, and Hypocritical Oath

and Unbounce Load on Comedy Central Records. And let's thank the guests again. Thanks for coming, you guys. Paul Scheer was here. Jerry O'Connell. Academy Award nominee, Elizabeth Shue.

Some of her stuff might be bleeped. And Adam Scott, the great Adam Scott. And as always, James Cameron is a shithead, and Tucker Max?

Is that right? Tucker Max is a shithead. Who's that? Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you

cause Doug loves movies.