Doug Loves Movies - Frank Castillo, David Sanborn and Dan Van Kirk guest

Episode Date: November 8, 2021

Live from the American Comedy Company in Sweet Home San Diego, Doug welcomes Frank Castillo, David Sanborn and Dan Van Kirk to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on... Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seats With 50 acid popcorn kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. That wasn't bad. Let's do it again.
Starting point is 00:00:44 My name is Doug Doug and I love movies This is Doug Loves Movies You sound angry about it This is Doug Loves Movies I'm high and I'm in a basement I am high and in a basement I don't know about everybody else Let me get the script out of this big, beautiful bag
Starting point is 00:01:07 that I'm giving away today. It was sent to me by the... Is this the correct side? Can you see when it's... Oh, it's got to flip it around. But it's... You know that sensational, I haven't watched it, TV show on... I think it's on HBO Max called Foundation?
Starting point is 00:01:24 Or is it just on regular HBO? Anyway, whatever it's on HBO Max called Foundation. Or is it just on regular HBO? Anyway, whatever it's on, Foundation sent me this beautiful, beautiful bag. It's probably more valuable and better than pretty much everything else that's in the bag. But I will show it all to you in a little bit during the first commercial break. It's going to make a loud sound.
Starting point is 00:01:48 That wasn't too bad. Here we go. We're coming to you once again from the American Comedy Company in Sweet Home San Diego! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Starting point is 00:02:05 Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Oh boy. He's so excited. Eddie, calm down. Let me introduce you to everybody. I'm excited to be back and get to sit here in front of my illuminated
Starting point is 00:02:21 friend. American Comedy Company's mascot, Edward T. Eagle. Caw-caw! That catchphrase has really caught on, Eddie. I gotta tell you, man, it's really, people love it. They love to caw-caw at me on the street from time to time, and that gets confusing.
Starting point is 00:02:46 That warms my feathers. What's that? That warms my feathers. Okay, I guess that's better than warming your cockles. I've never understood that expression. Oh no, now that's what you should say next time. If there ever is a next time. That warms my cock-a-calls.
Starting point is 00:03:07 Cock-a-calls. Oh, that's good. We got to hashtag that. That's really going to catch on. But how have you been, Eddie? I've been good, Doug. How about you? Oh, you know, just getting back out on the road,
Starting point is 00:03:21 doing Doug Loves Movies for audiences. We did one here, oh gosh, in September, I think it was. I know. And you were one of the only people that got to hear it, unfortunately. We had sound troubles, but we're not having sound troubles today. No, I gave a good talking to everybody. I was just going to say, I assume, because I find out later if there were sound troubles.
Starting point is 00:03:47 We're good. We're good. But if you're listening to this, it worked. If you're not listening to this, you're not listening to this. And you all that came here today get to see a, you know, experience something
Starting point is 00:04:04 that no one else will. So fingers crossed. And close. You really do make it all about yourself, don't you, Eddie? I'm just excited to be back talking to you. Yeah, do the other comedians like it when you talk during the show? No, sometimes they lean on me.
Starting point is 00:04:23 And then other times they ignore I'm here and I'm like, look at me! Yeah, you have a real look at me pose going on. I know! It's just good to be back. I got a job as a part-time falconer
Starting point is 00:04:36 during the pandemic. You would catch and raise falcons? No, I would kill falcons while they were doing shows for other people. That's not what a falconer does, I would kill falcons while they were doing shows for other people. That's not what a falconer does, I don't think. That's how I do it.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Okay, you put a nice new twist on falconry. Yep. Do you mind if I do some plugs? Some Doug plugs? Plug away, brother. Why am I looking over there? I'm doing stand-up in St. Louis next Friday at, you'll love this name, Eddie, the Flyover Comedy Festival. Caw-caw! Yeah, wouldn't you love to fly over?
Starting point is 00:05:16 Yeah, that sounds great for you. And then next Saturday, I'm doing stand-up at Warehouse Live in Houston, Texas. Good God. At 420. 12 Guests of Christmas returns to the Gramercy Theater in New York. Never been on it. Okay, well, Eddie. 12 seats, not one for Eddie. Eddie, you're here in California.
Starting point is 00:05:38 I don't know how to get you to New York. I'll be there. You're bolted to the stage. Well, somebody could bring me. I once dated a girl from the steakhouse across the street. Her name was Cindy, and she was a bus girl, and she got fired for doing blow with two of the waiters in the front entryway. But back then, she would have taken me anywhere.
Starting point is 00:05:58 I could call her. Is her front entryway a euphemism? Oh, cuckoo! Hey! What was I talking about? Oh, cuckoo! Hey! What was I talking about? Oh, 12 guests at Christmas. Yeah, okay, if you can make it out to New York, Eddie.
Starting point is 00:06:13 All right, I'll let you know. You can be on there. I never talk to you except for when I'm sitting here on stage, but okay, we'll figure it out, I guess. It's like trying to get Bill Murray to come do something he just shows up somehow at weddings with very little conversation about it 12 Guests at Christmas
Starting point is 00:06:33 New York City November 28th all of my dates and deets and links can be found at DougLovesMovies.com DougLovesMovies.com DougLovesMovies.com DougLovesMovies.com DougLovesMvies.com. That's Douglovesmovies.com. Yeah!
Starting point is 00:06:46 Caw-caw! I'm falling. Is that an answer? Caw-caw. We're not adding another caw-caw to the end of that. But that was very well done. I'm especially surprised considering how this is Douglas' movie seemed to throw you a little bit.
Starting point is 00:07:08 But the real intricate one, everybody knows perfectly. Just the next person that you see that doesn't listen to this show, just say that whole thing to them. And then say, don't worry about it. It's just between me and some other very special people. It's like we have our own language. Sounds like someone's on fire.
Starting point is 00:07:38 I thought somebody ordered fajitas. I think you're right, Eddie. I think that's what happened. It's a goddamn Chili's 2 operating back there. It's just the kitchen. They have delicious food here. They do, they do. I've been enjoying the pretzel nugget bites.
Starting point is 00:07:55 And feel free, Eddie, by the way, and clearly you already are, to chime in at any point during the show today. I'm going to win. No, you're not going to actually be one of the contestants. Well, then I've already won. I just meant that if you had something to say about what was going on. Click on, click on.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Exactly. Something like that would be perfect. Perfect little pick me up if there's a lull. I've got two great guests today, but what we need to do now is pick a third guest from the staff of this club or the audience. The club! I didn't tell the staff that they could be a guest,
Starting point is 00:08:41 so I probably shouldn't say that, but that would be hilarious if we just brought somebody who's trying to serve people, and then they don't get their shit for the entire show. Sorry. I could see if Cindy's available.
Starting point is 00:08:57 What? Cindy, the girl who got fired for doing blow with two waiters in the entryway of the steak restaurant across the street. guarantee she's free uh no that's all right that's cool because i i'd like it to be you know someone who listens to the shows familiar with the games paid to come see it today which i appreciate so uh let's see if there's uh even enough people out there to warrant a search or a contest of some kind so first of all who bought name tags we had any i see some posters out there oh yeah we got some good ones whoa what's that what's that doll doing back there?
Starting point is 00:09:49 It's like I love what? Oh, it's Donna of the Dead? And your name is Don? Okay People named Donald are pissed about it Cannibal, I love that, Holocaust People named Donald are pissed about it. Cannabill. I love that. Holocaust. House of Carl's.
Starting point is 00:10:09 That's a TV show, first of all. Carl. Second of all. Good job. Independence David. Gerabry Park. Very nice. Nicole's.
Starting point is 00:10:26 She took the poster for holes. Made that work. You keep digging. Okay, now continue to hold up your name tag if you would like me to invite you up on stage to participate in the show today. Yeah, you'd have to play all the games. See, that really narrowed it down.
Starting point is 00:10:48 Yeah, usually you guys are pretty confident from your seats. No, they know what's going to happen if they get up here. They're going to have to deal with this stupid eagle talking at them the whole show. How dare you? No, no, one of the other guests is a stupid eagle. You're an awesome eagle. Caw, caw, caw, caw.
Starting point is 00:11:11 All right. So did that guy rescind or are you still in? Do you want to be a guest? Yeah, why not? Okay. Keep holding your thing up. I'm so demanding. No, you can put it down.
Starting point is 00:11:24 Put it back up. Put it up. Put it up. Yeah, put it down. Put it back up. Put it up. Put it up. Yeah, put it up. Put it up. What's your name? Anthony. Anthony.
Starting point is 00:11:29 Okay, it's going to be Anthony versus David versus Nicole to determine which one of you gets to be up here on stage with my other guests. Let's go to Donna in the back. Donna the dead Could you tell me Your favorite actor What's the name of your favorite actor
Starting point is 00:11:55 Say Ray Liotta God damn it You do not listen to him God damn it? You do not listen to him. You could say whatever name you want to say. H. John Benjamin. H. John Benjamin. Did I say you could say any name you wanted to say? This is what you get when you don't say Ray Liotta.
Starting point is 00:12:19 We do love Bob's Burgers very much here at Doug Loves Movies. We do love Bob's Burgers very much here at Doug Loves Movies. And we also love his R&B commercials because you know why, Eddie? Why? They have the meats. Oh, that was great. Yeah, that wasn't even him. I think that's Ving Rhames that says that part.
Starting point is 00:12:44 I think H. John, I think they kicked him to the curb. And for a while he'd stand there and go, look at all these meats. All right, so anyway, try again, Donna. Like a movie star. Clint Eastwood. Clint Eastwood, boom. Good call.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Nailed it. Nailed it. All right, so I forgot the first guy's name already. Anthony. Anthony. Okay. Anthony. Okay. Anthony. And he makes me giggle. Anthony and David and then Nicole will go in that order. And we'll start with Anthony. And whoever can name the most Clint Eastwood movies. I'll even allow ones he directed and ones that you tricked me into thinking that he had something to do with because it's going to be a speed game. We're not going to take a lot of time with it. Anthony's looking at me like he's already fucked.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Come on, Anthony. Come on, you can do it. Eddie has faith in you. Start us off. Clint Eastwood movie, Anthony only, Anthony. Come on, you can do it. Eddie has faith in you. Start us off. Clint Eastwood movie, Anthony only, please. Cry Macho. Cry Macho. Not everyone you know.
Starting point is 00:13:51 You only have to name one, and you're still in it. I hope David didn't hear that next one that you said, but I heard it, so I bet you David did. David, do you want to take that one, or would you like to choose one of your own? I'll take that one. He's going to take that one. All right. So also I have to repeat what you're saying so the listeners can hear. So what was the first one you said?
Starting point is 00:14:11 Cry Macho. No, before that? Cry Macho. Yeah. Okay. You said Gran Torino and Cry Macho and then David took one of those. And then Nicole, your turn. American Sniper.
Starting point is 00:14:23 American Sniper. He directed that. Anthony? Good, Bad, and the Ugly. Good, the Bad, and, your turn. American Sniper. American Sniper. He directed that. Anthony? Good, Bad, and the Ugly. Good, Bad, and the Ugly. Spaghetti Western. David? The Mule.
Starting point is 00:14:32 The Mule. Sequel to Gran Torino. New Day, same old asshole. Nicole? Million Dollar Baby. Million Dollar Baby. Academy Award winning film Anthony In the Line of Fire
Starting point is 00:14:50 with Johnny Malkovich David Sully Land That Plane Nicole Nicole's out No I'm out It's technically a movie
Starting point is 00:15:00 Okay Nicole's still in according to Eddie Anthony Yeah it's tough right This is good training Okay, Nicole's still in, according to Eddie. Anthony. Yeah, it's tough, right? This is good training for what's going to happen when you get up here. You out? He's out.
Starting point is 00:15:17 David? Yeah, you got to say another one. You can't just coast into the wind. We can't have a tie because then you guys will have to arm wrestle or some shit. Fistful of dollars, yes. That's correct. And then for a few dollars more.
Starting point is 00:15:41 Which is hilarious. All the doll hair movies. Alright, so congratulations, David David you lasted the longest I didn't want to say it I was really hoping Nicole would be our winner but you know you won fair and square David so uh when I announce everybody what's your last name David Sanborn what's your last name, David? Sanborn? What's your social security number, David? We're waiting. Check this out. I got a light-up pen.
Starting point is 00:16:15 Oh, the ants. Yeah, I'm ready for this. I know what the assignment is. All right, Sanborn, David is who I'm about to introduce. So just hop up here, David. Just walk around this thing over here. Come through this way and, you know, take whatever seat you want. Along with my other guests.
Starting point is 00:16:39 Is everybody ready? Go, go! Oh, shit. Eddie's ready. Ready Eddie. Ready Eddie is here. So let's give it up everybody
Starting point is 00:16:53 for Frank Castillo, David Sanborn and Dan Van Kerr. Oh look Oh, look at them, all those fellas. Let's meet them individually and alphabetically. This worked out beautifully. Starting with, we just both discovered after knowing each other and doing shows with each other
Starting point is 00:17:24 that this is his first time on Doug Lowe's movies. We both thought he might have done it in the past, but we were both wrong. It's Frank Castillo, everybody. Hey! Hey! Stoked to be here.
Starting point is 00:17:41 It's great to have you. Thanks for driving down from Los Angeles. And good luck getting back. Right? Because you're going to have some fun while you're here. Yeah, I think I'm going to hang out and catch the late shows and then probably get a nice burrito somewhere in San Diego. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:00 Oh, yeah. You can do that here for sure. Oh, absolutely. I came mostly for the burritos. And to smoke weed with you, but definitely the burritos. Hey, there you go. Now we're talking. I was like, is he holding out on me?
Starting point is 00:18:16 Does he not have anything for me? No, but he's good. And you don't have, like, a beverage or anything with you? No, no, no. It's a long-ass show, dude. You sure you don't have like a beverage or anything with you? No, no, no. It's a long ass show, dude.
Starting point is 00:18:27 You sure you're not going to want something to drink at some point? I put a little stool out for you to put your drink on if you want to. All right, you're right. You want to go grab one? Yeah, I'll grab a Cobra. Cause I,
Starting point is 00:18:35 I can tell I'm going to get cotton mouth in like 30 minutes. Yeah. Grab your drink. Also, there's something I want to tell everybody about you that I don't want you to hear. That's not true. I just wanted to talk to our next guest while Frank gets
Starting point is 00:18:47 a beverage. Also, did you bring your drink up with you? I did. Oh, perfect. There's a little thing next to you on your left there where you can put your drink. Yeah. I'm a courteous host. Indeed, yeah. Yeah, and that's David Sanborn, everybody!
Starting point is 00:19:02 David! Yeah, David! Another first-time guest on the show. Must be eating Eddie alive to have all these first-timers just trot it out right there. They better prove it! Right there in front of Eddie. Yeah, Eddie's going to be mad if you guys aren't good at this. But how long have you been listening to the show, David?
Starting point is 00:19:25 Or do you listen, I guess I should ask. I do listen. It's at least four years. Okay. I think. Yeah. Somewhere around there. That's nice.
Starting point is 00:19:37 That's a good amount of the, that's a good chunk out of the 15. Wow. 15 years. Has it been 15 years? Yeah, can you believe that shit? Yeah. I can't. I just mean it's impressive and awesome. Oh, thanks.
Starting point is 00:19:50 I can't believe you've been crushing it for 15 years. Crushing it. Yes. Yeah, and we got two first timers. We'll see what happens with them. What do you do for a living, David Sanborn? Well, I guess a trophy husband? Let's go with that.
Starting point is 00:20:06 Fuck yeah, dude! Oh, fucking yeah! That's great! Say this shit with your chest, dog. Get yourself a fucking empowered woman, motherfucker! I mean, she got third place, but like, you know, it's a trophy. Is she, uh... That's her, right? Sitting right there?
Starting point is 00:20:23 Well, yeah, that's her. Okay, I was yeah that's her okay I was just going to make sure that before I said anything but I mean you know you're a very lucky trophy husband I'd say
Starting point is 00:20:34 incredibly yeah yeah I was expecting to look over there and just be you know keep my mouth shut no yeah he's right
Starting point is 00:20:42 he's the best of those two he definitely he definitely wins that competition. Can I say this to you? You're his wife. Can I say this on behalf of his parents? Thanks for taking care of him. Thank you. We didn't know for a long time. We're like, who knows what's going to happen? And then you, you solved everything. Thank you. It's great because it's like behind every like happy man is a more successful woman that steps on his Lego collection.
Starting point is 00:21:10 And just goes, babe, again? Oh, man. What do you say that he does for a living if anybody asks? Perfect. Whatever I tell him to. Whoa. Let me just repeat that for the listeners. Whatever she tells him to.
Starting point is 00:21:32 That is a good trophy husband. But maybe not trophy, but maybe like I don't know. Like a knick-knack. Sure. Participation medal. A knick-knack husband? Hilaration medal? A knick-knack husband?
Starting point is 00:21:45 Hilarious. I'm a tchotchke husband. Whatever you would find in a TGI Fridays, that's the level of husband I am. I'm an appetizer husband. Sure. She's just gearing up for the real thing. Look out when a real trophy comes along buddy we're just joking around they're both they're both beautiful individuals and uh happy to have
Starting point is 00:22:15 you here and our third guest already downing tito's and soda like it is. I'm running America. Saturday afternoon. It's Daniel Van Kirk, everybody. Hi, friends. Hello, friends. Thanks for being here. Now back to David. Listen, David. David, did you have a cocktail at your table? It's mostly gone.
Starting point is 00:22:41 Do you want another one? Because I'll cover it and the club will pay for it. No, that's okay. I'll just stick with it. You don't want a cocktail at all? I'm competing now, so I got to be like this. For the listeners at home, David is stretching. He's in a full squat.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Sanborn stays sharp is one of my favorite jazz albums. All right. I love that you have a Game of Thrones last name, by the way. That's pretty fucking dope. Oh, it is? is one of my favorite jazz albums. All right, so... I love that you have a Game of Thrones last name, by the way. That's pretty fucking dope. Oh, it is? Sanborn?
Starting point is 00:23:10 That's totally a Game of Thrones. Absolutely. Is it House Sanborn? Yeah. Is that it? Come on. Oh, really? Yeah, it feels like it.
Starting point is 00:23:15 Oh, I see. I see what's happening. Yeah. I like Springsteen House. What appearance do you think this is for me? Because I've only been on the show for like two years. What? Me?
Starting point is 00:23:29 Oh, right. How long has Dan Van Kirk been on the show? What appearance do you think this is for me? Do you think we're at 100? No way. Do you think we're at 30? No way. Someone knows.
Starting point is 00:23:43 They're not here today. They don't know. Nobody needs to know. Dude, there's people who keep an entire compendium of records and wins and losses, and how many times Sam Levine explained why he should have won. Every time. That's true. Yeah, but, you know, those statistics tend to be, like, not only hard to find,
Starting point is 00:24:00 but then also not really what you're asking. Okay. It's a very specific thing you're asking about. Even I, I don't know if I could figure it out. If someone made me guess a number, I would say 43 times. If someone made me guess, and I bet you I'm low. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:20 Because do you count every UCB when I was in the audience? If you type Dan Van Kirk, Doug Loves Movies into a search engine, you think 43 episodes are going to come up. Well, it won't because, well, you know why. But you know why. Oh, is it because we're a shadow band? Wait, what happened?
Starting point is 00:24:37 Dude, we're fucking shadow band, dude. No, I bet it's 43 or up. All right. Welcome back to Doug Loves Stats. That was fun right. Welcome back to Doug Loves Stats. That was fun. Yeah, yeah. Doug Loves Stats. I can't believe Eddie just sat there quietly during all of that with nothing to add.
Starting point is 00:24:54 I love stats. Clearly. Oh, all right. So we've met all the contestants, and now it's time to take a quick trip to Recommendation Nation. That's where each of you start with you, Dan. Each of you recommends a movie for whatever
Starting point is 00:25:13 reasons you want. Whatever drives you to recommend a movie. Okay. I'm sure it's been done because it's so recent. It comes up a lot in the same movies. I'm sure it's been done because it's so recent. It comes up a lot. I mean, the same movies. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:27 I am recommending Dune. Dune? Dune. New Dune. New Dune. Twilight, a new Dune. New. You can still catch it for a week or so on HBO Max.
Starting point is 00:25:38 But don't. Catch it big. Or get it on that big screen. The more space dust, the better. Yeah. You watched it? And? No. Can I say,
Starting point is 00:25:53 no amount of weed could get me. I mean, I watched the whole thing, and even I had to sign an affidavit or something afterwards, because people love to, the criticism people love to have is when you say you didn't like something. Well, did you watch the whole thing?
Starting point is 00:26:08 Of course you watched the whole thing. Otherwise, you would have said, didn't even finish it, don't like it. You would have given that context. I might have said that, but I try not to say that about movies because you never know. Well, that Villeneuve,
Starting point is 00:26:20 how do I say his last name? Denise Villeneuve. Yes. Villeneuve. I love Blade Runner 2049 name? Denise Villeneuve? Yes. Villeneuve. I love Blade Runner 2049 so much. I will put it on sometimes. I did too. Just on. Like no sound. Oh, well that, you know, it's probably what it's made for. No, it's
Starting point is 00:26:35 cool. I love that too. And so I think his pacing and his tone obviously I enjoy. So if somebody was like, I really didn't like Blade Runner 2049, I was like, well, I don't know if you should see Dune. But if somebody told me they loved it, I'd be like, go see Dune.
Starting point is 00:26:48 You'll get more of that vibe and that pace. I just, I love it. I love it. But I wouldn't. Arrival. Do you like Arrival?
Starting point is 00:26:54 I do like Arrival. Yes. Yeah. Do you like Arrival? I find all of that stuff to be not for me. Okay. What was the name?
Starting point is 00:27:02 Yeah, Dune. And the thing about Dune is I even knew what was going on because I saw the thing about doing is I even knew what was going on because I saw the David Lynch one a million times because when it came out I was too young to know any better I was just like going to see this movie that was a you know it was a big hit even though a lot of people hated it right and I even went back now and watched old dune sting after new dune just like for a few say I thought I'll just watch it for a minute or two
Starting point is 00:27:26 to see how different the vibe is. And they're practically the same movie. Really? I've never seen Old Dune. I mean, they're really similar. I mean, I don't know. It's just different cinematography and actors, obviously. But just, and maybe less wooden in this one. Like David Lynch didn't mind people sounding like
Starting point is 00:27:45 they didn't know what the fuck they were saying. He never does. You know what I mean? I have to go find Atreides and get the melange. Spice is life. Was he making a statement that Spice is making everybody stupid? Sure. Was Dune David Lynch's idiocracy?
Starting point is 00:28:06 We're almost there. I think it might have been. Anyway. Anyway. That's your recommendation is New Dune. Yeah, I enjoyed it. All right. That's great.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Did you make that up? Yeah, I just did. Wonderful. Because if you had been like, oh, no, you haven't seen that meme, that's how good it was. I would agree. That it was like a popular thing I've missed out on, that somebody how good it was. I would have thought that it was like a popular thing
Starting point is 00:28:26 I've missed out on, that somebody took law and order. How would I be mad if I go online and someone's like, ah, I was at the show and now I made it. You guys all have 30 minutes to make that meme.
Starting point is 00:28:36 David Sanborn? Yes. Would you recommend a movie, please? I guess I'll go real highbrow since someone else did. And I'm going to do Looney Tunes Back in Action. Oh!
Starting point is 00:28:53 I watched it again recently. Well, no shit. You're a house husband. Yeah, right. So I was like 11 o'clock on a Thursday. I got high and I watched Looney Tunes Back in Action.
Starting point is 00:29:04 It was great. It really was? Yeah. Joe Dante directed it. Well, I got high and I watched Looney Tunes back in action. It was great. It really was? Yeah. Joe Dante directed it. Well, I'm in. I've never seen it. Brendan Fraser. I'm doubling. I love Brendan Fraser. It's great. He's charming. So is Bugs Bunny. They're both charming.
Starting point is 00:29:20 Steve Martin is the bad guy. He's crazy. So is Daffy Duck. It's great. It's worth a watch. It's worth a watch. It's no Space Jam 2 but it's worth a look. Did you watch Space Jam 2? No! Of course you didn't. It's better than Space Jam 2. You might know the answer. You probably know the answer, Doug.
Starting point is 00:29:36 Of the three of us, what year do you think Looney Tunes' Back in Action came out? Ooh, 53. See? I have no idea either. I would say like 2002. I think it's 2004.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Oh. I have no context. I don't even remember it existed. You could have made this up, and I'm still like, where's old Brendan Fraser? 50% did make that up. But I think it is 2004.
Starting point is 00:30:01 But it feels right. It feels right. Yeah. That was in eighth grade. I watched it a lot as a kid, so I was nine. It's from when Jenna Elfman was in movies. So yeah, 2004. Yes.
Starting point is 00:30:13 Okay. That would check out. Yeah. She's just, that might have been her last one. No. Or that Ben Stiller one. Anyway. Right?
Starting point is 00:30:24 Keeping the face. Yes. Her and Ben Stiller and what Anyway. Right? Keeping the face. Her and Ben Stiller and what's his name? Ed Norton in A Love Triangle. One's a priest. One's a rabbi. And the third is a woman who's out of her fucking mind. Why is she flirting with those dorks?
Starting point is 00:30:38 I didn't like that movie. Oh, no. What? Eddie didn't like it? Why not, Eddie? I just thought it was pandemic. What? Pandemic.
Starting point is 00:30:49 I thought it was damn pandemic. I don't think you know what you're saying, Eddie. Have you been drinking? I know what I'm saying. Frank, recommend one movie. Finch. I watched the dude. Oh, you did? Yeah, with Tom Hanks.
Starting point is 00:31:03 Jesus, hot out of the oven. Oh, man. I do want to say that Tom Hanks, I think, can make me cry every movie he's in. Yeah. Yeah, man. I cried at 1230 in the afternoon. The man with one red shoe? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:16 Okay. Up? Thumbs up? Thumbs down? Thumbs up. It was great. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:21 Yeah, he's recommending it. Yeah, absolutely. That's right. You're right. You are. I guess I wanted to know the gumption line. Oh, if you feel like crying, definitely watch that movie.
Starting point is 00:31:32 Does anyone come to a crying movie? It's like Turner and Hooch, but it's just Finch. He's Finch? Yeah, he's Finch. Tom Hanks is Finch? Okay. That's it? No, I don't want to ruin the movie, but it is. It is a dog. It's Finch
Starting point is 00:31:49 and a dog. A dog, robots. It's got everything, man. I mean, those are great things. Those are great things. And don't give it away because some people don't want to know, right? But that movie reminded me of that thing you used to say where they should have to tell you, and don't give it away, they should have to tell you if an animal dies in this movie or not. You should have to know going in. that thing you used to say where like, they should have to tell you, and don't give it away. They should have to tell you if an animal dies in this movie or not.
Starting point is 00:32:08 You should have to know going in. Remember when you used to be on that thing? You were like, just let me know before I go in. Am I going to have to see a dog? I might have said that. Marley and me fucked me up. I was not prepared for that. I drove home in tears.
Starting point is 00:32:22 Marley and me? Yeah, I've never had a dog and I have like father issues, you know what I mean? So like anything with like a dog or like a dad that cares about his son is just fucking gets me every time. You should see frequency. I have seen frequency and that shit makes me
Starting point is 00:32:38 cry. Whenever I miss my dad, I'm like, I'm gonna watch frequency. Frequently. Yeah, I'm like, I'm going to watch Frequency. Frequently. Yeah, I frequently watch Frequency. That was good. All right, so Finch. Is it Finch with an exclamation point?
Starting point is 00:32:59 It's just Finch. I'm kind of wishing it was. Finch! I mean, it really... You're right about the dogs and the robots and Tom Hanks. But I still worry a little bit about Tom Hanks movies. Why? You know, I haven't...
Starting point is 00:33:16 He likes war too much. He wants to be in space. I mean, he's kind of in full dad mode now, right? He's like all dad movies all the time. Dad, dad, yeah. So he's not making movies for me anymore. Right. But that's not necessarily a bad thing.
Starting point is 00:33:34 But when he did a couple outside the Tom Hanks line stuff, like... What would you think? What are outside Tom Hanks? What's that? Wachowski's, and he was like a futuristic... Cloud Atlas. What is it? Cloud Atlas. Cloud Atlas. But everybody was like
Starting point is 00:33:46 no, no, no, no, no. We don't want this. So he's like alright, I'll just keep doing what you... Well, they didn't want Cloud Atlas. The movie's crazy. People said they found it jarring to see him. He plays a character like with a Cockney accent. I know! I cried during that movie. It's like that's fucking Tom Hanks. He did? Yeah. It's got good parts.
Starting point is 00:34:03 It's got really good parts. Once I saw you had a Cockney accent, I was like, oh, I gotta finish this movie. It's long and strange and every actor in it
Starting point is 00:34:11 plays other races and sexes, so it's, you know, what they would label as problematic today, I guess, but super weird.
Starting point is 00:34:20 Then, you know, Hugh Grant with Asian makeup, no thank you. Oh, no, I definitely gotta watch they show you at the end it's a funny like reveal they go they say like hallie berry and they show you all the characters she played and you're like that white woman was hallie berry it's like every one of them play other races it's it's weird it's a i'm kind of into it yeah it's a fun puzzle it's
Starting point is 00:34:44 a long movie you got to sit there for three hours to get to the thing at the end where they reveal what they play. I'd say watch the end first. Yeah, yeah. And then go back and watch the movie already knowing who everybody is. It's like when you're watching an animated movie
Starting point is 00:34:56 and it drives you too crazy who's doing a voice. Yes. Like that's all you can think about. Yes. And sometimes it pops into your head, but other times you have to just go look it up or you just go crazy. And sometimes it pops into your head, but other times you have to just go look it up or you just go crazy. These are great recommendations.
Starting point is 00:35:07 I don't know what could possibly win in a competition, all of them up against each other, because it's three very different things. So thanks for that. And let's go to our first commercial break. We'll be right back. And we're back! Yeah! Yeah!
Starting point is 00:35:27 Fuck off! During the break, we talked about the prize bag, and then I have this little biography of Dr. Fauci that I've given away. And what'd you say about that, Dan? Oh, the book itself. It's a small book. Yeah, it's smaller than Chicken Soup for the College Soul.
Starting point is 00:35:45 It's also pretty fucked up that the title of his book is I Don't Know I'm Winging It. Yeah, like I said, it's just sort of like maybe his story's not over yet. Maybe it's a little soon. He doesn't have a mask on on the back page? What an asshole. Yeah, the front page and the back page is such a short book. They're not that far apart. They should be careful.
Starting point is 00:36:07 There's a blurb. This book made me cry, Frank Castillo. That is so... No, how did Frank get a... Why would they get a comedian to do a blurb for him? I don't know. That's a great blurb for you. Frank Castillo got a blurb.
Starting point is 00:36:22 That should go on your resume, that you blurbed Fauci. All right, so we determined that there are some cool name tags in the audience, but David's going to play for his beloved Abby. And then we also got Bill Holocaust is who Frank is playing for. And Daniel's playing for Nicole that we spoke to earlier. She didn't know enough Clint Eastwood movies. Which is never a bad thing. That's not a bad thing.
Starting point is 00:37:01 I would have helped her. But she was on one of those what was that the Housewives of Carmel or something he was on one of those shows he was? yeah he didn't show up much in the reality show
Starting point is 00:37:16 it was more about the rest of his family and when he did show up he didn't seem to be too into it you just see him over in the corner talking to a piece of furniture you've been here long I feel like he'd love those seem to be too into it. You just see him over in the corner talking to a piece of furniture. You've been here long. I feel like he'd love those because it's just one shot and then out.
Starting point is 00:37:31 Yeah, right? There's no take two. That's a good fucking joke, David. David just made up a joke. By the way, believe it. David wants to move. David's been cracking jokes since he got here. Dude, do them on mic. That was a great joke.
Starting point is 00:37:49 I'm 100% with you right now. I thought he said it on mic. I know he did. I was playing along that Frank was like, he's just been saying jokes off mic the whole show. That's a good joke. I appreciate that. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:38:03 I appreciate it. His wife's like, do not give him any ideas. Dude, you've got the time. We're already here on a Saturday in the afternoon. Get a tight five. We'll let you open.
Starting point is 00:38:19 Justin, this kid tonight. I know Jeff. I'll tell him, fuck it. You're out, David. I'm already getting bumped on guest spots. Oh, you're in. You're opening for David. I'm so fucking proud of you.
Starting point is 00:38:39 You have no idea. That was a good joke. Fuck, that was good. Levels, dude. So for anybody listening that wonders about the prize bag stuff that we talked about during the break, I make videos of all the prizes and put them on my Instagram at YouDon'tKnowDoug.
Starting point is 00:38:57 But also, I guess I should put them on the Douglas Movies Twitter account as well, because, you know, that's a good place for it. Anyway, i'll do that moving forward but our first game today is the og ocb game which probably doesn't mean much to any of my guests but we've had two different games called the ocb game and this is the first one. Okay. And this is how it goes. It's going to start, we're going alphabetically, like we often do at the beginning. We're going to start with Frank,
Starting point is 00:39:33 and then we're going to go to David, and then to Dan. Frank, I'm going to name an actor or actress, and then you're going to tell me how many movies you think you can name that that person is in how many you can name in 60 seconds which is longer than you think it is but then also
Starting point is 00:39:53 not that long it's kind of surprising everybody either has too much time left or the opposite of that then our next player, David, will have the opportunity to bid that he can name more movies and he can say a number. And it moves on to Dan, around like that until somebody challenges the person ahead of them to do that. And then
Starting point is 00:40:24 if they do it and succeed they get the point if they fail the challenger gets the point awesome fair enough yeah and you know I try not to use the most famous you know not the biggest movie star
Starting point is 00:40:40 names but also not people that everybody's like who's that but of course there might be some of that here, and unfortunately, you'll just have to try to bluff. Yeah. The listeners, these nice folks over here, they know that people never bluff in this game, and they just immediately blurt out, I have no idea who that that is I don't know how many movies they I can't
Starting point is 00:41:08 name any movies they've been in but we'll see how this goes today with you Frank how many Emma Stone motion pictures films that feature in any size role, Emma Stone, how many do you think you can name in 60 seconds? Six. That is a strong opening bid. I feel like you could name six, but what does David think about that? Seven. Whoa! Somebody came to play!
Starting point is 00:41:54 Daniel, then Kirk, can you name more than seven Emma Stone jizz-oints? Oh, man. Challenger! Okay, hold on, Eddie. Challenger! Okay, hold on, Eddie. Challenge. Okay, hold on.
Starting point is 00:42:09 I think I'm going to challenge him. Oh, shit. That's interesting that you're just capitulating to Eddie's desires, but that's cool. It's still your decision. It feels like the right call. That means that our new friend has to name, how many did you say, 20?
Starting point is 00:42:29 Seven? Seven. Teen? Seven. Seven Emma Stone movies. Dude, your wife just left. For the listener at home, she left. He was like, of course I know seven.
Starting point is 00:42:43 She kind of looks like Emma Stone. Okay, and just pause in between each one you say so I can say what number we're on. Keep track. I'll count it out. Until you get to seven. Are you a redhead? Yeah, you definitely got seven, Doc.
Starting point is 00:42:57 I believe in you. I don't know what just happened. You want me to count it out? No, no, I'll do it. Okay, I'll do it. Okay, I got it. I got it. I got it, no, I'll do it. Okay, I'll do it. Okay, I got it. I got it. I got it, Eddie.
Starting point is 00:43:06 I'm on it. I need to practice for when you're not here, Eddie. I need to practice, too. For why? I'm not good at counting. Oh, well, then I definitely don't need your help if you're not even good at it. You got it. You got my help.
Starting point is 00:43:20 Why don't you volunteer if you're going to be bad at it? I don't know. Alright, here we go. We'll do it together, Eddie, so we can make sure we get it right. Alright, David. Seven Emma Stone movies. Your time starts now. Zombieland. One. Zombieland 2 Double Tap.
Starting point is 00:43:39 Two. La La Land. Three. Easy A. Four. Superbad. Two. La La Land. Three. Three. Easy A. Four. Four. Super Bad. Five. Five. The Amazing Spider-Man.
Starting point is 00:43:51 Six. Seven. Seven. Six. The Amazing Spider-Man 2. What's that? Does that have more words? I think that has more words in the title. Is there another Emma Stone you could say?
Starting point is 00:44:02 Aloha. Oh, you don't have to leave you're welcome to stay he did it everybody holy shit david coming out of the box throwing stones seven of them and uh of course she's got a few other ones so that was very well done I don't know if this is a spoiler for the Amazing Spider-Man movies but does she die in one
Starting point is 00:44:33 or two how dare you I don't know if anyone's watching those anymore but well people are still watching the fucking Looney Tunes movie from 2004 so I'm going to assume someone out there is very upset with you right now. They had a solid three seconds to pause it when I said the word spoiler. It's a whole culture.
Starting point is 00:44:55 Guy tells one good joke and now he's over here just swinging himself around. No, I'm with him. Just fast forward right when someone says spoiler. Just jump to the end of the podcast. You don't want to take any chances. Yeah. Good job. Do you know the answer to this question?
Starting point is 00:45:16 I have no idea. What question? Does the girl from Easy A die in the Spider-Man movie? Oh, oh, oh. I know she does. I just don't know if it's one or two. If she dies in Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man,
Starting point is 00:45:26 it must just be the second one because there were only two. That's what I thought. Yeah. Was she a birdman? I know they're talking about bringing every one of them, everybody that's ever been in a Spider-Man back,
Starting point is 00:45:37 but maybe they can't do it with her because maybe... She's dead. Maybe she's dead. Weird. Yeah, I don't know how that works. I mean, Spider-Man's just gotten too confusing for me. I'm just like, you know, I recognize the suit,
Starting point is 00:45:50 and I like when he jumps around and stuff. Dude, that's your blurb for the movie. Yeah. Doug Benson, I recognize the suit, and I like when he jumps around and stuff. Get over here, kids. We're leaving. I just can't. I can't reboot
Starting point is 00:46:06 every ten years. I guess it's cool that Doc Octopus as played by Alfred Molina is my favorite villain. One of my favorite villains of all movies. So I guess I should be grateful he's coming back, but
Starting point is 00:46:22 it's confusing. And also, didn't he die? No. He was probably just dispatched in a way where he could have survived it, because he's got eight arms. Mm-hmm. Probably work something out.
Starting point is 00:46:38 Actually, though, no. He really, the train just smashes him and fires. Or is that green goblin I'm so confused I am too yeah yeah so anyway stop making things over again just keep moving forward like you know what I mean
Starting point is 00:46:54 I want to see a geriatric spider-man it's not minuto you don't need to replace every time they get they start looking like an adult alright so anyway time they get, they start looking like an adult. Alright. So anyway, like I said,
Starting point is 00:47:14 David's winning this thing, but these other fellas still have a chance. And this next round will start with Frank, then we'll go to Dan, and then we'll go to David. And this next actor actor I've really come around on this guy I used to not like him for reasons I can't even put my finger on and now I think he's the one of the best Ethan Hawke yeah yeah he's
Starting point is 00:47:43 uh you know he's been doing it since he was a kid. Maybe I just didn't like his kid movies, you know, as much as the things he's been doing lately. We'll probably name some of them, but I've really liked it. How many? Me? Frank, yeah. Damn it.
Starting point is 00:48:08 Four. Oh. Four. Yeah, I think I can do four Ethan Hawke movies. Okay. And we'll move to Dan. I can do five. Okay.
Starting point is 00:48:30 Ish. Yeah. I like when anybody adds one. It's a great strategy. I'm going to challenge you. Oh, no. I fucking punked you, bro. I fucking got you, dude.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Oh, dude. What if I was that guy? I think you are that guy, though. You can name five Ethan Hawke movies, right? I'm not that guy, dude. Well, you can name five Ethan Hawke movies, right? Yeah. Yeah, it'll be easy.
Starting point is 00:48:58 Yeah. Yeah. Ready? She can't pretend to be the I fucking tricked you dude when you just tricked the dude. I said ish, which made him wonder, could he do it? The answer is C. Your time starts now. Okay, let's go with The Purge.
Starting point is 00:49:13 That's number one. What? I didn't care for that movie. Really? I'm just eating into your time. I know you are. Let's go with... Yeah, you got four more to go and you only have 15 seconds. Let's go with
Starting point is 00:49:25 Training Day. Okay, that's two. Two! Let's go... Let's go with Boyhood. Yeah, let's go with it. Yeah. Three. Let's go with Before Sunrise. Three and four. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:49:48 Just one more, man. With... It's a fucking trilogy. What's wrong with you? Before Sunset. Is that right? Yes. Yes. You did it!
Starting point is 00:49:57 Yay! I really was hung up because I couldn't think of the third. What is the third? Third what? Oh, because it's so confusing. Two of them are befores and one of them's after. After midnight or after something? Before sunset, before afternoon.
Starting point is 00:50:12 It's like the movies are the rules for mogwais. Before breakfast. I get them mixed up every time, but there's three of them and they all sound the same. But a little bit different. I was like, how can I not remember the fucking third but now I feel normal about it. Yeah, nobody knows it. Wasn't it in some Shakespeare movie?
Starting point is 00:50:32 Was he in Dangerous Liaisons? No, that was Malkovich and Uma. Wasn't like Keanu in that or somebody? Yes, Keanu was in it. Anyway, we got more. We got more because we got a hot match going, because both David and Dan, the two Ds, are on the board. Dan and Dave.
Starting point is 00:50:54 Yeah. Frank, it's time to stop effing around. Oh, that was a great joke. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. I'm so glad we have a joke monitor here today. I give it up.
Starting point is 00:51:13 I give it up. All right. So, Frank, you get to start again. And then it's going to go to David and then to Dan. And great actress. Tons of credits. Might be before your time. Sally Field.
Starting point is 00:51:31 Can I challenge myself? Yeah, you could challenge yourself. Sally Field? Just think about all the great movies that Gidget... Oh, Sally Fields! Yeah, poor Field. Two. People like to say Fields. I think that's a hell of an opening bid
Starting point is 00:51:48 because anything could happen between that bid and when it gets back to you. David certainly seems like he would come up with more than two Sally Field movies. Oh, yeah, three. He's going three, Dan.
Starting point is 00:52:00 Are you going to trick him again? How dare you? I will go. I will go with five. Frank, I feel like we all
Starting point is 00:52:18 know what's going to happen now. I'm going to go with seven. There it is. That's my fucking boy. I tricked you guys this whole time. My grandmother loves Sally Fields. It's Field. Damn it.
Starting point is 00:52:34 Dude, I love that twist. What a twist. We're a fucking Shyamalan movie up here. Yeah, this is going to be... This is getting ugly because... David, do you think you can do more than seven? Are you sandbagging two? Sally Field movies.
Starting point is 00:52:52 The Flying Nun, of course, from television. I'm going to challenge him. Fuck! It's such a bold bid, but I had a feeling that you were Bluffy the Vampire. I believed in you. I don't know Sally Field movies. Really?
Starting point is 00:53:11 Yeah. I can't tell you what race seat she is. Oh, well, you should. I'm going to guess a white woman, right? All right, cool. Was she the original Mary Poppins? I'll tell you. Yes. Yes, she was. Thispins? I'll tell you. Yes.
Starting point is 00:53:25 Yes, she was. This is how bad I don't know. I will just guess. Oh, wait. You're still going to guess? No. You do know so many Sally Fields. Oh, do I? Am I going to be so upset when I finally... A couple, you'll be like,
Starting point is 00:53:42 oh, fuck, that chick? Yeah. Was she in like... She in like Mrs. Down for her? Yeah. Yeah. Oh! Drop the mic! Drop the mic!
Starting point is 00:53:59 Drop the mic! Oh, you're doing the Chappelle slap. He did a Chappelle slap. That's how confident he felt. Oh, it's so funny. Alright, you're doing the Chappelle slap. He did a Chappelle slap. That's how confident he felt. Oh, it's so funny. All right, I know one. Wait, so you're not going to, there's no other? Didn't that help you to write?
Starting point is 00:54:13 Can't you just picture that lady in another scenario? I know, but it's a... Her husband is in her maid. I was thinking of that, and you said it, so if you want, I'll try it. We'll do, like, opening scene Ghostbusters shit. I'll try again. Ready? Dude, you got this. There's no way he's
Starting point is 00:54:32 going to do it. Ghostbusters. No! Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What's the one with Beethoven? Your time's almost up. Sorry. Can I tell him what I was trying to send them? Sure. Forrest Gump.
Starting point is 00:54:50 She's in Forrest Gump. She had the great pleasure of within a few years time getting to play Tom Hanks' husband and mother. With only two years in between the two productions. When she played his mother and his husband, that was wild.
Starting point is 00:55:09 That was a really, really weird one because that one was called Not Without My Daughter. All right. So congratulations, David. You just did it. You won that game. Dude! And Frank, I should tell you that the first couple of games don't even matter. You know, it's nothing to get worked up about because, you know,
Starting point is 00:55:32 David knows that all he won for winning that game is he gets to go first in our next game. And that is a game that I call Build a Title. Love it. We rarely play it these days because the guests don't understand it. We start with a title, Frank, of a movie. And then each of my guests adds a title to that title that fits in,
Starting point is 00:56:00 like has a word that it begins or ends with that fit in to make it a longer title, to build a title. If you can't think of one, I'll help you once. I'll be your lifeline once, because I'll probably be able to think of one, but if I can't think of one, I'll try to help too. We're both fucked.
Starting point is 00:56:19 Eddie, I'm going to strangle you. And then... You do that, I'll falconer you. Alright, take back the strangling thing. Take back the falconer. Let's just cut Eddie's mic. All right, so then...
Starting point is 00:56:33 And then it just goes down the line, and each of you has a lifeline in me once to try to keep this going, because this game kind of falls apart quickly, usually, is what happens. of falls apart quickly, usually, is what happens. And since the holidays are approaching, I picked a holiday title that I think is easy to build on at both ends. It's a motion picture called Home for the Holidays. So we'll start with David, since he won that last game. Then we'll start with David since you won that last game then we'll go to Dan
Starting point is 00:57:07 then we'll go to Frank just give Frank a chance to feel this out a little bit what would you like to add to Home for the Holidays Home for the Holidays and Confused oh I like it
Starting point is 00:57:22 low hanging fruit yeah there's so many movies with days the word days and Confused. Oh, I like it. Low-hanging fruit. Low-hanging fruit. Yeah, there's so many movies with dazed, dazed, the word dazed, you know, that's a nice twist, I guess, dazed. And Confused
Starting point is 00:57:35 also makes it tough on that end because there's not a lot of movies that begin with confused. I dare say there are none. Oh, but I figured out how you could work it. I got it.
Starting point is 00:57:52 Alright, but anyway, it's Dan's turn. What would you like to add, Dan? Oh, for the holidays and confused. I will go with Hmm. Man, I was really hoping to go on the end of that last one. I guess I'll go...
Starting point is 00:58:20 No Place Like Home for the Holidays. There's a movie called No Place Like Home? Yeah, I thought it was a movie that came out in the late 80s. Normally this would be a bit, but I genuinely think that. I believe you. I mean, it might have been like a made for TV thing. Lifetime. Could have been a radio play.
Starting point is 00:58:40 Could have been, yeah. Could have been a lot of stuff. But I'm going to rule it out. Okay. Doug, let's use you for a lifeline out the gate. Oh, shit. Let's do it. Damn it, so soon. Okay.
Starting point is 00:58:54 All right, I'm going to go with... Gung, Home for the Holidays and Confused. Love it. So now, Frank, you need a movie that ends with the word gung. Doug, you might have just given me the win. Or begins with Confused. Sorry about that. Oh, I have one for you. I also have one for you.
Starting point is 00:59:31 What? Oh, fucking A. Kung? Kung? Oh, oh, oh, wait, what? What's the first word? Gung. Oh, dang. Right, but, you know, you can use parts of words to be fair we should tell you that
Starting point is 00:59:49 you can pick a movie that ends in the word gun oh okay alright alright fit into gung gung that's how we should all say gung ho gung ho
Starting point is 01:00:02 oh fuck well yeah I thought I was helping but That's how we should all say gung ho. Gung, gung, gung, gung, gung. Oh, fuck. Well, yeah, I thought I was helping, but... Do you want to use me as your lifeline? Please, dear God, yes. Okay. I'm going to go on the other end. I'm going to go gung home for the holidays and confused cars. Ooh, that's great.
Starting point is 01:00:24 Yes. Yes. Ah. Yes. Now you got to do something that begins with cars. Or ends in gun or gung. But it's on David. Oh, okay. So gung, home for the holidays, then confused, cars, three. I love it.
Starting point is 01:00:49 So easily could have gone cars, too, but he cars three. That's how David rolls. Yeah, he keeps it interesting. He's a master. He's just been waiting for his moment. He's a trophy that's waiting to win. Yeah. Trophies have feelings too.
Starting point is 01:01:09 They don't want to end up on just any shelf. Gone home for the holidays and confused cars three ninjas. Oh, okay. I agree. That deserves a smattering of applause. Cars 3 Ninjas. Ooh. Okay. Now we're talking. I agree. That deserves a smattering of applause. All right. That's perfect.
Starting point is 01:01:32 That's the perfect amount. You nailed it. I don't know if you guys practiced. I don't know what you guys do on your weekends, but that was perfect. All right. All right. All right.
Starting point is 01:01:38 Gung. All right. What was it? Gung. Gung ho. Gung ho. Gung home for the holidays and confused
Starting point is 01:01:47 cars. Three ninja assassins. Oh, you sneaky boy. Ass-assins. What are you going to do with that, David? The S on the end of that really just fucks the whole thing, doesn't it? It kind of does, yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:14 I guess there's probably a movie that begins with sins. That's, yeah. I can't think of one that wouldn't be something that's direct to Showtime. Do those count? I don't know. No. I've never figured that out. All right, I'm going to throw it out there.
Starting point is 01:02:32 Okay. Gung home for the holidays in confused cars, three ninja assassins of my father. Ooh, the sins of my father. I like it. That's where I would have gone to, Dan. Proud of you. That is so good. And father, that's a real, he's really handing you a
Starting point is 01:02:54 I know. You can just take it right into the end zone. Let's hear it, Dan. Okay. Gong home for the holidays and confused cars three ninjas assassins of my father of the bride.
Starting point is 01:03:10 Whoa. Gung home for the holidays and confused cars three ninjas assassins of my father. Of the bridesmaids. Yeah, player.
Starting point is 01:03:33 Wow, and the S really kills you again there. Bridesmaids. I don't know if that would work. Oh, maids might. I don't know. I said too much. I'm going to try something. Okay, I like it. Try it out, Doug.
Starting point is 01:03:48 The naked gun hoe for the holidays. Then confused cars. What's after three? Three ninja assassins of my father's, of the bridesmaids. Yeah. Right? Youmaids. Yeah. Right? You did it. Shit.
Starting point is 01:04:07 I mean, we're just trying stuff. Can I try something, too? No, and I should say that Naked Gun probably has several more words like from the files of Police Squad or something like that. But, you know, David's doing such a great job, and I love that this title is getting so long. So we're back to you, Dan. I'm interested to see how you feel about this.
Starting point is 01:04:30 Okay. I might have to give you a gimme also. Now and then naked gun. Ho. Now and then naked? T-E-H-N, baby. Yes. Oh, you went after the the.
Starting point is 01:04:47 You're using the the. And into the end, gives you then. Now and then, naked, gone home for the holidays. There's a movie called The Naked? Now and then, player. The Naked Now and Then? Now and then, naked. Not later, later.
Starting point is 01:05:05 Yes. No, I don't see it. Now and then. All right, I'll respect the commissioner. Controversy. I respect it. The first sound in naked is nay. Where is nay coming from?
Starting point is 01:05:18 Naked. Now and then. Just the movie Now and Then. So I'm taking T-H-E from the, and then I'm grabbing the N from naked. So I'm taking T-H-E from the, and then I'm grabbing the N from naked. So I'm going now and then naked gun. Yeah. I still don't understand. I mean, you could say the godfather naked gun, the way you're doing it. No, no. Cause he's using the, the in the naked gun. So it's the, then like he's putting that up. He kept saying
Starting point is 01:05:40 I'm using the, the. I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? So you're adding the the when I ruled on accepting he didn't even give the full title. Yes. But also the and then. Also, I should have just immediately reacted to that stretch. I guess it comes down to, are you looking at it on paper or are you hearing it phonetically? Right. And this is a podcast people listen to.
Starting point is 01:06:07 Fair enough. So that's the way I go with it. Okay. So I go back to my earlier comment. I'm going to try something to which you said I have to give you a gimme. I do have to give you a gimme because you've earned it. But holy shit. I know. It was a leap.
Starting point is 01:06:20 Now and then. Some would say I didn't make it. Okay. Now and then. Some would say I didn't make it. Okay. Now and then. Yep. Frank, did you figure anything out while you were listening to us go through that? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:06:35 So you accepted that? I guess so. He didn't accept it. I told him before he even explained it to me that I needed to accept it. So I got to go off now? Because David still got me as a lifeline. So you're both fucked. This is true.
Starting point is 01:06:52 The great thing is if David wins, you know you're gonna cry. Alright, what was the last word? Bridesmaids. Bridesmaids. Yeah, you did it. Yeah. Alright, what was the last word? Bridesmaids. Bridesmaids. Yeah, you did it. AIDS.
Starting point is 01:07:07 Yeah. You're not going to find that movie that starts with AIDS. I just whispered AIDS to myself like three times. I was like, maybe there's an AIDS movie. AIDS the movie. It's called Kids. AIDS colon. Oh, come on.
Starting point is 01:07:26 Okay. Okay. Damn. Oh, fuck. Yeah, that's tough. Now, now. Yeah, yeah. Fuck. Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 01:07:40 You did great. There's still one more game. David. I need my lifeline on this. Okay. You did great. There's still one more game. David? I need my lifeline on this. Okay. What do I gotta do? Ends and now begins with maids. We might be dead.
Starting point is 01:07:59 This might be a win for Frank. Wait. Who was the last one to give a good answer? Dan. A good answer? David. A gimme?
Starting point is 01:08:11 Dan had the gimme, that's for sure. Yeah, because I can't think of maids. I can't come up with maids anything. What's that? Maid in Manhattan. Maid in Manhattan doesn't count because of the S. The S screws it up. Maids in Manhattan. Isn't that? I S where S screws it up Maid of Manhattan
Starting point is 01:08:25 isn't that what's I know right isn't there like a life is life is what's that Life Force
Starting point is 01:08:31 the freaking that one dumb oh it's life itself never mind yeah that's a tough one I have no idea
Starting point is 01:08:37 and then a movie that ends in now I guess there's a few maybe some of those Don't Look Now now you see me now you don't I don't know that's not that doesn't end in now I guess there's a few, maybe some of those. Don't Look Now. Now You See Me, Now You Don't. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:08:49 That doesn't end in now. No, it just starts. But there's probably a few. But I'm going to go ahead and call this, and I'm going to give it to Dan Van Kurt. Yes. Controversial. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:00 I don't feel like I deserve it. I would not have done that if I thought it would have won it. It doesn't. Don't worry about it, Dan. I can't believe I confidently whispered AIDS to myself three times. Dude, I do it all the time. Like, oh, I got it! Rent! That was the other...
Starting point is 01:09:15 Yeah. You're good, too. Alright, well, we're going to come back, and Dan's going to go first in our final game, which anybody still, it's anybody's game. Anybody can win, and we're going to do that after this break. We'll be right back. We're back.
Starting point is 01:09:30 We're back. Caw, caw. That was fun. We not only gave away a bunch of OCB rolling papers, but we also came to the determination. David figured out that he could have used Sin City as a title there at the end of that and could have kept going because City, of course,
Starting point is 01:09:50 a lot of movies begin with City. But still, great job so far, David Sanborn. Agreed. What is it? What's the name of the other Sanborn? It's David Sandborn. You have the same name as that guy?
Starting point is 01:10:08 Yep. My dad thought it was funny. Oh, okay. Holy shit. He thought it was funny or he loves that guy? Well, my mom always wanted David and my dad thought it was funny, so he agreed. Your dad did a bit with your name? Yep.
Starting point is 01:10:22 It runs in the family. You know what? And now you're here, motherfucker. Crushing. I've been talking myself out of that, your first name being David, every time I say it, I'm like, I think I just switched over to the famous David Sanborn.
Starting point is 01:10:37 It's the same. I don't realize it, but you're both David Sanborn. Do you get weird social media follows? No. No. It's like Office Space. The one guy's named Michael Bolton in Office Space. That's your life.
Starting point is 01:10:49 Yeah. I did have an IMDB at one point, and his was much higher than mine. Oh, sure. But he's also now, like, people rarely bring him up to you, right? You have to run into some old asshole like me. No. Well. But, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:11:04 He's aging out. Young people don't know who he is. It's definitely an older generation. Time for a new Sanborn, dog. Yeah, man. Yeah, you're the new David Sanborn. Yes, I'll be the Sanborn
Starting point is 01:11:12 you hope to see in the world. Just fucking own it, man. Yeah. Be the new Sanborn. Heck yeah. They made a new dune. You can have a new Sanborn. Sanborn identity, dog.
Starting point is 01:11:22 That was on the... Yeah. And we'll see. You're going to make me cry. Hilarious cry We'll try to set you off on the right path With a win today I shouldn't say that, it's anybody's game Everybody's got a chance We're not going to cheat
Starting point is 01:11:35 Except for that last thing with Dan But it just means you get to go first In this next game Dan, which isn't even necessarily The best position, I don't even know what's a good position because we're playing uh last person standing oh yeah and that of course is a game where uh the uh pot has been growing i wrote down pre-pandemic a name of an actress because i wanted to start playing this game with actresses names exclusively because people are more thrown by remembering movies that actresses were in and so
Starting point is 01:12:15 I'm so high right now. Nobody's guessed the name in your wall. Yeah. Yeah, the edibles definitely kicked in. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I'm talking about the wallet. Yeah wallet wallet Edibles definitely kicked in for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm talking about the wallet. Yeah, the wallet. Wallet! For God!
Starting point is 01:12:27 Yeah. So there's a name in my wallet that if it matches, it's an actress, and no one's matched, so I keep every live show we do, I add $20 to the pot. So now the person's going to win $300 if they name the actress whose name's been in my wallet for a couple years, written down on a little piece of paper. What's the pot set? 300 bucks? It's at $300. If we don't get it today...
Starting point is 01:12:50 No hint? Just out the gap? It's just actress, but also if people have been listening to the show, they might have somewhat an idea because we've been doing this on all, like I said, all the live ones. So, and also Frank, once we get the name of an actress, then the three of you, because we're running out of time, are going to take turns naming movies that that actress was in.
Starting point is 01:13:10 But if everybody's shaky on the first actress, I'll get more than one. And I'll also give more chances to give the money away. So it might be multiple actresses that we end up playing with. So you're going to get a super famous actress, and then H. John Benjamin. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:13:25 I'm glad that Frank did a little stretch there to get ready. My hips are killing me from this drive from Los Angeles. I thought you were really getting ready to compete, but getting up and really stretching everything out. Like, oh, I'm going to give my all to this competition. All right, so, that being said, please raise your hand if you would like to suggest an actress that you think might be in my wallet. I like to work my way from the front to the back.
Starting point is 01:13:55 Checkered shirt, got here before anybody else, I assume. Brought his checkered shirt, ran across that finish line. Waved his own shirt around. What's your name, dude? Carl. Carl? What's your suggestion, Carl? Lucille Ball. Okay, first of all, fuck you, Carl.
Starting point is 01:14:18 Can we get the check for Carl? That'd be great. No, I mean, she's, you know, in the news lately because Nicole Kidman's going to do a movie where it's, hey, look, Lucille Ball's acting and looking a lot like Nicole Kidman. That's my prediction. That's why she's in the trailer, so very slightly.
Starting point is 01:14:39 But anyway, Carl, no. Could any of you even name one Lucille Ball movie I can think of one and I don't even know if I'd get the title right no Lucille Ball 2 and the Electric Boogaloo she was in a movie
Starting point is 01:14:57 with her husband Desi called The Very Long Trailer Long Long Trailer god damn it I knew I'd get it wrong was she in the film production of Auntie Mame? Oh, maybe not. I forget. It was Angela Lansbury and
Starting point is 01:15:11 yeah, maybe she was in that. But anyway. Wasn't she in a Jay-Z music video? Well, I don't know, but also that wouldn't count. So, anyway. So, Lucille Ball's off the table. Let's get serious I've you know it was a good guess in terms of like of course no one else has guessed that but
Starting point is 01:15:31 this is someone that's just very well known very much working today actress that somehow has miraculously not gotten mentioned for all these many times so the gentleman here on the end have been waiting patiently. What's your name? Warren. Warren? What's your suggestion, Warren? Dame Judy Dench.
Starting point is 01:15:53 Another tough one for all the fellas up here, I'm guessing. And also not in my wallet. This lady right here in the second row. What's your name? Lisa. And change your answer. I mean, change the name.
Starting point is 01:16:10 Giving you another chance. Who else? Emma Thompson. I know, you said it again. I'm trying to not say that one into the microphone. Trying to just dismiss it. If you have another one. Try one more. Reese Witherspoon one more okay that's way better way that's a goddamn national treasure you said right there yeah so so we got this
Starting point is 01:16:35 witherspoon to you guys so we got reese witherspoon that's a pretty pretty damn good one but not not in my wallet uh and emma th Emma Thompson's also a terrific name, but I want to get these guys some competitive possibilities here. So let's try one more. The gentleman in the front row with the mask and the character on his
Starting point is 01:16:58 shirt that's wearing a mask. Did you guys consult with each other before you left the house today? It's a Texas Chainsaw Massacre guy. What's his name? Edgar Allan Poe. Oh, that's Edgar Allan Poe. Apologies to Edgar Allan Poe and all that was near and dear to him.
Starting point is 01:17:16 Oh, you thought it was Chaplin? Yeah. It's hard to see with the lights. It could be Hitler. It could be a lot of people. It's Hitler? What the fuck's wrong with you, dude? He's not wearing...
Starting point is 01:17:25 Yeah, people forget Hitler and Edgar Allan Poe. Homies. Oh, my God. What's your name? Gary. Gary. Okay, Gary. What would you like to suggest?
Starting point is 01:17:34 Have you left a hint on social media recently about who... Oh, he thinks I might have left a hint on social media. I don't think I did, but, you know, the mind does things when you're up in the middle of the night doing dabs. Doug, you've become like the game creator in Ready Player One. You're like leaving Easter eggs around for people to find. I love it. I just want to fucking
Starting point is 01:17:57 end this thing. Somebody's going to make some pretty decent dough and I'm not collecting interest on it. I've had the money in my wallet this whole time. That would be great if whoever wins it's technically a loan. And they have to pay you back over time.
Starting point is 01:18:15 No, it's $300. I'll count it out into your hand. Just like Chuck Woolery on Scrabble. Every once in a while somebody would win $1,000 bonus dollars, and he'd go, $100, $200, $300. What?
Starting point is 01:18:33 I don't know. Then he did Love Connections and said, we'll be back in two and two. All right. Gary, who'd you say? I haven't said. Oh, okay, good. I'm pretty sure I haven't said. I'm glad you haven't.
Starting point is 01:18:43 Oh, what's the hint? Because I said something about Glenn Close. I said my hot take of the day the other day was that Glenn Close should have three Oscars. She has no Oscars. I think she should have at least three. But anyway, great name. Not in my wallet. We have to move on.
Starting point is 01:19:00 We've got such a short amount of time to play this game. Yes. we've got such a short amount of time to play this game. They got two packed houses coming in tonight to see Jeff die and potentially guest sets from Frank Castillo. And this guy.
Starting point is 01:19:14 David. You really gonna go up tonight, you think? Sanborn. No. David Sanborn. I think I got my one joke out. You know what? Knowing yourself is a pretty strong fucking move. Proud of you. You should join an improv group, though, because you came up with that joke situationally.
Starting point is 01:19:30 You didn't come here with that joke. You came up with it in the moment. What if the whole time she's been writing jokes for him? Oh, my God. Then he's luckier than we even thought. Let him be good at something. Give him one win. This could be it.
Starting point is 01:19:46 The films of, I'm not going to play this time. I like to play usually, but we got two minutes. The films of Glenn Close and Reese Witherspoon starting with Dan, then Frank, then David. Well, I mean, I have to. Good luck to you all. I have to, right?
Starting point is 01:20:01 Go, do it. Fear. Okay, Fear starring Mark Wahlberg. Frank? We'll do Reese Witherspoon, me, myself, and Irene. What? No, is that not who Reese Witherspoon is? Don't come out of the gate wrong, buddy. He knows the time.
Starting point is 01:20:16 We need you to walk the line here. Oh, fuck! And say an actual... I can't remember her face. Walk the line. Walk the line. Walk the line. Okay, David. Legally Blonde.
Starting point is 01:20:29 Yes. Take that from me. Sweet Home Alabama. Yes. Frank. Cheaper by the dozen. She's out. I mean, he's out.
Starting point is 01:20:42 Legally Blonde 2. Oh, fuck! Let's wait. What's the rest of it? Red, white, and blonde? Red, white, yeah, I think so. We'll give it to you. Election. One minute. Home Again. I was trying to think of that one the other day.
Starting point is 01:21:00 Oh, man. You know what? What would it mean to him versus what would it mean to me? Don't. Don't. Don't run the clock. I won't. I won't.
Starting point is 01:21:10 I won't run the clock. Come on. Glenn Close. Glenn Close. Oh, yeah. Fatal Attraction. Yeah, there you go. The Wife.
Starting point is 01:21:17 Oh, nice. She lost the Oscar for that one, too. Oh, what the fuck is that? Oh, yeah, right. What's that one where she's all like, hey! I know, I love it. Let's go
Starting point is 01:21:31 with... You can do this, Dan. You know what? Just say it. I can't. Glenn Close or Reese Witherspoon. I know. I know you can. I have one more if you want to like... Oh! Oh! David wants you to keep going.
Starting point is 01:21:46 You can do it. Reese, I love you so much. He was like, I ain't taking the win like this. Reese. Oh, dang it. This means war. That's it. You lose.
Starting point is 01:22:00 You lose. David Sanborn. I'm so excited. Go, David! I am so psyched that I get to put in the listing for this show that David Sanborn is a guest. Oh, yeah. Whoa!
Starting point is 01:22:18 I'm going to hashtag the shit out of it. I'm going to tag the real David Sanborn. Whenever you bring up audience people, you should start saying, does anyone have a famous person's name? And they automatically get to join. Oh, that would be a weird selection process. Does anybody
Starting point is 01:22:33 else here have a famous person's first and last name? Similarly? No? See, it's hard to find. There's not a lot of David Sanborn types out there. There's not a lot of David Sanborn types out there there's not a lot of parents that are like I'm gonna give you a name you'll never live down
Starting point is 01:22:49 what's your middle name? Donovan wait wait wait Jonathan or Donathan? Donovan I heard Donathan I did too and I was willing to accept it
Starting point is 01:23:06 I was not yeah but when he goes family name you'll be like okay you got some old Irish in you alright so we gotta wrap this up do you have any plugs David David's
Starting point is 01:23:22 your IMDb page oh yeah check out my IMDb page that hasn't been updated since 2013 David's Your IMDB page? Oh yeah, check out my IMDB page that hasn't been updated since 2013 But what if somebody wants to follow you on the gram after this? Give it out I don't have one I like this guy more every fucking minute I'm telling you, he's a perfect trophy husband
Starting point is 01:23:40 He's not out there He's not out here fucking around on the Explore page. He's not trying to tell everybody she took him to Tulum again. That's his business. Yeah. He's just got that Zanga blog. He's not posting any thirst traps.
Starting point is 01:23:59 But thank you, David, for being such a great guest. And you and Abby get to share the prizes. So congratulations on that and I put them all back in the bag but like you can do it. I gotta do something. I made a whole mess
Starting point is 01:24:14 of the stage with all your prizes but they'll be easy to scoop up and put in that beautiful bag. It's a really nice bag. You're gonna fight over that and I think the trophy's gonna lose. What do you like to plug Frank Castillo you like to plug, Frank Castillo? Just my Instagram, Frank Castillo on Instagram. I post stuff there.
Starting point is 01:24:34 All right. And Dan Van Kirk. Yes. A couple things. Dumb People Town with the Sklar Brothers. Just three dumb news stories with great guests like Doug Benson. Pen Pals with me and Rory Scovel, we read your letters and we have started having guests.
Starting point is 01:24:49 So in the future, Doug Benson will be on that as well. I've always wanted to say this on a show and I've never gotten to until now. I have some TV and film stuff coming up that I don't get to talk about yet. But it's really cool. So look for that. And then I start my tour back up in March. Otherwise, I do digital shows that are just good vibes and good hangs there's a couple people here tonight that come to those
Starting point is 01:25:09 shows you can ask them if you don't believe me everything is at danielvankirk.com that's a great great great piece of self-promotion you you said it all all I have to add to that is that I'll be back at Helium in Portland, Oregon on September. September? Saturday, December 4th. Orlando Improv, December 14th. And the Miami Improv, December 18th. Those are all going to be Doug Loves Movies tapings. And yeah, I think we're good we're
Starting point is 01:25:45 three minutes and fifty some seconds over not bad thank you American Comedy Company for letting me do this thank you to everyone who came out whether you're from Lakeside or Santee and
Starting point is 01:26:01 or any other parts where are you from, David? I'm from here in San Diego. Oh, okay. Well, thanks for making the trip. I live right up the street. Appreciate you. One more time for David Sanborn, Frank Castillo, and Dan Van Kirk.
Starting point is 01:26:18 And of course, Eddie the Eagle. As always, hey, this might be a good look for me. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you cause Doug loves movies.

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