Doug Loves Movies - Frank Castillo, Taylor Rizzo and Mark Smalls guest

Episode Date: December 30, 2022

Live from the American Comedy Co. in Sweet Home San Diego, Doug welcomes Frank Castillo, Taylor Rizzo and Mark Smalls to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitc...her Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Good morning, Leonard! Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds With 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies.
Starting point is 00:00:36 Holy shit. You fucked it all up. We practiced and everything. Everybody was perfect in practice. And then at actual game time, it fell apart, just like the Padres. I don't even know how the Padres did this last season. They actually did pretty good, right? Like they went all the way to the Super Bowl, didn't they?
Starting point is 00:01:05 No, but they did pretty good this last season, if I seem to recall. Petco Park was busy, you know what I mean, during the playoffs. They had some games there, right? Anyway, we're talking about San Diego, because I'm coming to you, as I have for quite a few years now, on the day after Christmas
Starting point is 00:01:21 at the American Comedy Company. Caw-caw! It's Sweet Home San Diego! We are doing it. It's Monday, December 26, 2022. And it's time for You Know What? Doug Plugs. The Taint Tour continues with the stand-up show on New year's eve at cobs in san
Starting point is 00:01:47 francisco with a lot of other comedians it's gonna be super fun and then the next live doug loves movies is a dynasty typewriter in la on saturday january 7th at 4 20 for all my dates oh god how's this gonna go for all my dates and deets go to douglovesmovies.com you did it the two people just walked into the showroom and they're probably like what is happening kind of weird cult meeting have we
Starting point is 00:02:29 walked in on but great job everybody would you like to meet my three guests this evening alright alright I think we can arrange that. All three of these gentlemen,
Starting point is 00:02:50 finally a show where all the guests are men. And yeah, it's been a long time coming. No, these three dudes went to the effort of driving the nasty commute from Los Angeles today. So yeah, they made the effort. So please, give a warm welcome. Give a warm San Diego welcome to Frank Castillo, Taylor Rizzo, and Mark Smalls!
Starting point is 00:03:17 Here they come! Look at them go. Thanks, everybody. Wow. Thanks, everybody. Wow. Thanks, Doug. What a terrific group of hats. Oh, okay. Mine's not a hat.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Two out of three hats. Two out of three with hats. Your hair looks good tonight, though, dude. Oh, thank you very much. Yeah, you're welcome. He was talking to me. Oh, yeah. People ask me what do I do to my hair to make it like this.
Starting point is 00:03:49 The answer is nothing. Yeah. You do the no wash, no nothing thing? Give it a wash occasionally. You wash it? I do give it a wash from time to time, especially when I'm in a hotel room and it's those dispensers that are inside the shower on the wall.
Starting point is 00:04:05 And you can just be like. Yeah. I'll like count to 20 and then put that in my hair and it'll really. That's lotion, by the way. It'll do the job. But that's the thing is you put any crap in your hair and then rinse it out. Your hair is clean because that crap is out. As long as it's good.
Starting point is 00:04:24 I have no idea what you guys are talking about yeah yeah it looks good though yeah nice thank you for uh hopping in there with a um a visual joke we practice that on the way up on a comedy podcast especially this one to have stuff that's just for the live audience. And that was at least one of those for tonight. Well, let me introduce you. I'm going to introduce these gentlemen
Starting point is 00:04:56 now individually and alphabetically by first name. Can I do it? I think I can. Starting with the man I was it? I think I can. Starting with the man I was going to ask about his hat and other credits.
Starting point is 00:05:12 It's Frank Castillo, everybody. Hello. Frankie. Hey, dude. What up, Doug? What's it say on your hat? Stall? Okay. Still? I can't remember.
Starting point is 00:05:28 Still. Sorry, I'm pretty high right now. Whoa, that was just a guess? See, I wasn't trying to throw a gotcha question at you. But let me see. Let me ask you an easier question. What magazines do you read? What magazines do I read?
Starting point is 00:05:42 I'm kidding. Oh. But Doug does love magazines. Doug misses magazines. This is a podcast I'm about to start. Big Highlights fan? Oh, my God. So many things I love about.
Starting point is 00:05:59 There's Goofus and Gallant. No one got a spinoff. They're great. What? I don't think you would have thought one of them would get a spinoff. They're great. What? I don't think you would have thought like one of them would get it like
Starting point is 00:06:08 a spinoff comic. I see. Well, this is Frank's time. Let's talk to Frank some more. Frank, what do you think of Mark Smalls? Great guy.
Starting point is 00:06:25 Right? I'm not kidding around with this panel. This is a fantastic panel. But let me say what I wrote down to say about you, Frank. He's a roast battle champion and San Jose native. Yes. What's the best movie filmed in San Jose? Ooh.
Starting point is 00:06:49 See, I personalized the questions to my guests i you know what what movies were filmed in san jose i don't know if there were maybe the mighty ducks franchise did they film the mighty ducks i don't know it feels like they might have either there or seattle i don't know You know what I mean I don't know where the Mighty Ducks Are they set in Anaheim Is that why I feel like they have
Starting point is 00:07:10 No Is that why the Ducks Are in Anaheim Minneapolis Minnesota Minneapolis Minnesota Eminem So Did you say Eminem
Starting point is 00:07:19 I did That's what I call Minneapolis Minnesota Oh I thought you thought Eminem was from Minnesota Yeah I was like That's what I call Minneapolis, Minnesota. Oh, I thought you thought Eminem was from Minnesota. Yeah, I was like, that's not Detroit. Michigan. All right.
Starting point is 00:07:31 So I'm a little behind on the states. I just yell them out when I think of them. And San Jose, California, you just answered my question for me, Frank, because my next question was I don't believe there are any movies that are from San Jose. I mean, things may have been filmed there, but you know what I mean? I can't think of a movie set in San Jose. I mean, maybe anything I have to do with Cesar Chavez.
Starting point is 00:08:00 The Social Network? Yeah. Okay. Is that beverage for you, Frank? Yes. What is it? It's a Coke. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:08:10 Slow down. I'm drinking unnamed water. All right. Thanks, Frank, for being here. My pleasure. And great pre-interview. Get ready for, I'm going to hit you with another hard question soon. But also joining us.
Starting point is 00:08:35 He's directly to my left. Let me tell you some other things about him. Twitch. Twitch. He's Mark Smiles live on Twitch Because his name Is Mark Smiles Thanks everybody Yay
Starting point is 00:08:55 Thanks y'all How's it going? Good I haven't seen you for a fortnight It's been Oh I like that. Get it? I made a reference to that world.
Starting point is 00:09:08 Nice. And what you do there, playing Fortnite on the Twitch. I know it sucks because I do play Fortnite, and I know how bad that sounds. And I wanted to be like, no, I don't. But then I do. So it's good. And our third guest today is... No, seriously, though, Mark, thank you for being here.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Thank you for having me. You just got back from, like, Alaska or some shit? Did you smoke some Thunderfuck while you were there? I did. I got fleeced by an Alaskan weed store. I don't know why I thought it would be cheaper up there. Oh, no. No. So if I fleeced, you mean it was expensive, but it was real weed, right?
Starting point is 00:09:50 Yeah, it was called like Alaskan fleece or something. It was like... It's right there in the name and you're upset that you got fleeced? Yeah, and it was expensive. Like, it had to have gotten driven up there or something by Ice Road Truckers for how there was
Starting point is 00:10:07 an ice road truckers tax on that weed i gave her the double take like if i would have taped that on a self tape that double take that i gave her when she told me the price like i might not be here i might be filming a movie you'd be booking some shit. Holy fuck. It was so pure. It was such a good just... Oh, yeah, that was good. See, I told you. The visual shit does not stop happening. I didn't get one in.
Starting point is 00:10:36 The listeners are left out, but think of it as like a Knives Out mystery movie where you don't have to know everything right away anyway there's people on the internet today that seem confused why things are mysterious in in the movie uh glass onion they're like kind of baffled by the concept of a mystery movie like the movie that movie tries to trick us. It's like, do you know how cinema in general works?
Starting point is 00:11:07 Like none of it's really happening live. You know that, right? We got to introduce our third guest. Who is a gentleman sitting in the middle? He's in the middle spot and he is the dab master from getting done with high. And he also goes by the mortal name taylor rizzo ladies and gentlemen taylor that is my mortal name rizzo how's it going buddy
Starting point is 00:11:37 pretty good still dealing with my uh devastating loss on the eight guests of Hanukkah. He was just recently on the eight guests of Hanukkah and made it to the final four. It was a pretty exciting night for Taylor. It really was. Yeah, and then just couldn't carry it over the finish line. I mean, we'll see how you do here tonight. Are you feeling better about your chances? There's only two competitors.
Starting point is 00:12:04 I feel nothing against my competitors, but I feel like Frank and Mark are at least in my realm of cinema knowledge. So you all would have come in fifth place the other night? Yeah, you put any of us up there, it would have been fifth for sure. You would have tied for fifth. All right. Well, I think this is going to be interesting tonight, to be sure. But I have a question for Taylor, I think.
Starting point is 00:12:38 Me first? Okay. Well, no. You know what I mean? I'm still in the part where I interview you a little bit. Yeah, I know what we're doing. You know what I mean? Like I'm still in the part where I interview you a little bit. Yeah, I know what we're doing. You know what I mean? Where can they see our show Getting Doug with High every week?
Starting point is 00:12:56 Patreon.com slash Getting Doug. Yeah. Nicely done, Taylor. I have a good memory. Yeah. Join us over there if you dare. I didn't mean to make a little promotional rhyme there, and yet I did. Before we play some games this evening, let's visit Recommendation Nation.
Starting point is 00:13:22 That's when I generally ask each of you to recommend a movie. But tonight, we're going to start with you, you frank and i hope this isn't a tough one but i would like you to tell us your favorite film of 2022 avatar 2 no i'm just kidding i'm just upset everybody um you started to say it like you were disappointed in yourself for saying it, but have you seen it? I have. I did. I did see it. It's not your number one movie? No.
Starting point is 00:13:55 It felt... I don't want to repeat everything. Top ten? No. I mean, I like... I like... You know what I mean? I like James Cameron.
Starting point is 00:14:03 You know what I mean? As annoying as he is, but this one just really felt like he was jerking off wow it really felt like you know because you're just like yeah I get it's beautiful and you know okay you know what I mean let's keep it moving yeah he's got a real like
Starting point is 00:14:18 look I'm a creator I created this world which really didn't the visual artist create it you know like i didn't nature like pandora has all the same shit we have yeah like waterfalls and shit yeah blue we have that dreadlocks we just don't have we just don't have the flying creatures in the blue skin that's it that's the difference uh movies that that I really, really liked. I mean, I liked Wakanda Forever, but I've got to think of something. Favorite movie of 2022. Favorite movie of 2022.
Starting point is 00:14:54 Yeah. Something that I keep watching all the time. I mean, if it comes down to that, it could be something you just saw last week. You haven't had the time to watch it all the time. I haven't really seen. I mean i only because i haven't seen anything really good lately i have to say wakanda wakanda forever yeah it was good i cried black panther wakanda forever it's the proper title if it comes up again later that's the long one too right Yeah But that didn't feel like Anyone was jerking off
Starting point is 00:15:26 What about That's good No masturbation That whole movie And Bonus scenes at the end I don't think there was any Because you left
Starting point is 00:15:38 No because I think I don't know I think there wasn't any People who leave Before the bonus scenes Like no there weren't any I don't think I don't think there was Wait No I don't think I don't think I missed anything I think there wasn't any. People who leave before the bonus scene are like, I don't think I missed anything.
Starting point is 00:15:48 I think there's one bonus scene. There's got to be at least one. There was a bonus scene. There's no post-credits sequence. Yeah, there was no post-credits sequence. There was a post-credits sequence in Avatar 2, though. Oh, really? James Cameron just jerking off.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Oh, no. That's when you shit your pants. I get you. I mean, that blue jizz flying out of that thing into your face looks so real. Yeah, 3D just like jackass. It's so realistic. You should get all the Oscars. And if you go to the 40X Theater, the water hits you.
Starting point is 00:16:19 It's pretty wild. It's good for your hair. I'm telling you just anything just put it in there and wash it out it's the washing it out it's really the crucial part of a hair wash but it's true though
Starting point is 00:16:38 sometimes Mark has a good point sometimes I do use the wrong thing in the shower you know because it's i don't like bright lights in the shower so i have to i have to look at the three dispensers and memorize which ones in which position before i get in you know i'm halfway through the soaping and I forget which is conditioner and which is shampoo. So here's what you do. You just take one and put it in your hair.
Starting point is 00:17:13 Nice. And if it gets all sudsy, it's the shampoo. And if it's a worthless, you know, then it's the. Are you guys bragging to me right now? Oh, yeah.'s the... Are you guys bragging to me right now? Oh, whoa, whoa. Yeah, about the hair. You've never put body wash on the top of your head? It's fucking so fun, dude.
Starting point is 00:17:34 But I like a good solo romantic shower, too. In the lights. Okay. Because the fan light... All right, let's move on. Okay. Oh, my bad. I apologize.
Starting point is 00:17:44 I mean, Doug loves romantic showers, for one. Sounds like an interesting premise. But Taylor's hair, he can't grow it like ours, Mark, because his just grows up. It's just because of a pile that goes up and up and up. It's got to fall eventually, I feel like. Well, the pollen grows down nicely. That actually kind of grows up, too too now that I'm looking at it.
Starting point is 00:18:07 It just grows directly out of my head like a chia pet. Yeah. That's good though, right? It's thick, right, Doug? I think so. Okay. All right, Mark. Are you stalling instead of answering this important question?
Starting point is 00:18:20 Favorite movie of 20? Favorite movie of 20. I kind of like a couple. I did really like Smile. Oh, fuck. Okay. That was good, but I really enjoyed The Menu.
Starting point is 00:18:34 Oh, okay. I haven't seen that yet. The Menu is really good. All right, so you're officially going Menu? Yeah, because I'm a restaurant guy, and that one felt... There was so many just very funny tropes and restaurant humor. Wait, you're, like, you like restaurants?
Starting point is 00:18:50 Yeah, is that like a restaurant guy? No, I just worked in restaurants my whole life, and I hate restaurants. And so it was very funny to, like, you know, they make fun of it. Do you like that? And food people. I hate food people. hate food yeah well the way you said i'm a i'm a food guy well no yeah or no i'm a restaurant guy no i hate sounded like you're into restaurants no food sucks i hate restaurants i hate eating it's boring to me
Starting point is 00:19:20 like it takes a long time it sucks food sucks the people that like food and they're like my identity is food I'm like just die I don't not like die but I don't know don't that's what we thought you were doing restaurant guy no no I hate it
Starting point is 00:19:40 everyone knows I'm a restaurant guy I mean it's good you know it's okay I'm very much against restaurants. Yeah. But the menu is... It was good, right? It's satirical. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:19:51 And actually funny. Mm-hmm. You know? Like, I admired that movie, Don't Look Up, but I didn't laugh much, whereas the menu gets some shots in and also makes me laugh. There was a good thing in Don't Look Up. The only thing I really liked in that movie was with the Pentagon guy charging the money for the chips and the soda.
Starting point is 00:20:14 That was like the best part of the whole movie. That was pretty good. And I felt like the menu was the whole movie. Yeah, yeah. Okay, my bad. I just thought we're talking about movies. I don't know what we're talking about at this point, but
Starting point is 00:20:30 the menu is good. I can confirm that part. Thank you, Mark. You're welcome, Doug. Appreciate it. Did you ever say to yourself during the menu, did you ever say to yourself during during the menu
Starting point is 00:20:46 did you ever say to yourself oh shit Dumbledore no wait no wait I fucked it up corner no what's his name in the Harry Potter Voldemort I call Voldemort Dumbledore oh my god he'd be so mad he'd be
Starting point is 00:21:04 so mad his nost'd be so mad. His nostrils would flare, but his nose wouldn't move because he doesn't have one. Just be like, like his fucking stupid lizard face. He has a nose in the menu. Ralph Fiennes.
Starting point is 00:21:20 Wouldn't that be funny if it was Voldemort running that restaurant in the menu that'd be interesting like what does voldemort do like what does voldemort's job like at any point like you know what i mean like harry potter was a student oh he's but voldemort's whole job was just like who was paying who pays his rent how does how does vo Voldemort's whole job was just like, who pays his rent? How does Voldemort make a living? He seems more of like a homeless dude who's just kind of creeping around Hogwarts.
Starting point is 00:21:53 Is he the guy that touches him? He touches his forehead pretty harshly. Oh, okay. I've never seen it. Oh, you haven't even seen it? No. Sorry. But I have like a vision.
Starting point is 00:22:04 I thought I was talking to a harry potter expert and it turns out it was you haven't even seen the seen it but you read the books no nope okay so we got wakanda forever we got the menu and we got Taylor Rizzo's favorite movie of 2022. My favorite movie this year was Barbarian. Okay. Yeah, I liked it a lot. Good one. Liked it a lot.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Lots of recs from guests this year for that movie. Like everybody really likes it. Barbarian. Starring our friend, Justin Long. And Mark went with The Menu. And Frank went with Wakanda Forever. I mean, these are all excellent choices. These are so good that I'm not even going to tell you mine. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:04 I don't officially have one because there's some titles still on the table from this year that I haven't seen yet like what like I haven't seen everything you guys mentioned and I haven't seen, I saw Barbarian and I saw the menu, but I haven't seen Wakanda forever yet. What about everything? I've seen everything ever all at once, which is a lot of people's favorite, I'd say, from the last year. But I liked it very much.
Starting point is 00:23:38 But I still think Babylon has a shot with me, just because the reviews are so mixed that that means that i feel like i could either love it or hate it could go either way is anybody here seeing babylon no these are people that have better things to do with their time margot robbie for an hour then fucking babylon my God. So it's like three hours and nine minutes long. What's it about? I just said it's about three hours and nine minutes. Do you need me to?
Starting point is 00:24:18 It's about Hollywood in the 20s, the transition from sound to film, but also everyone says it's a cocaine-fueled orgy. But when they say orgy all the time, I think they mean R-rated, probably not even a hard R, but like R-rated orgy. So as orgy as it can get under those circumstances. And from the director of Whiplash and La La Land.
Starting point is 00:24:47 God damn, I love Whiplash. Yeah. No, everybody loves one Damien Chazelle movie because he also did First Man, which is a boring, gosling space movie. Yeah. And La La Land, and now this, Babylon. But Babylon's the result of like you know he had three pretty
Starting point is 00:25:07 critically acclaimed award-winning I think all three of those movies won Oscars yeah they did they all won for something so uh he made Babylon and it's kind of people say it's kind of a fuck you to the to the movie industry like it's kind of like celebrating movies while at the same time saying fuck the people who just make money off of movies. Like the corporate backbone of filmmaking that all filmmakers or most filmmakers have to deal with. Alright, that's
Starting point is 00:25:36 my choice. I'm going with Babylon. Sight unseen. It's my number one. Great recommendations fellas. Terrific work. I appreciate you. And we'll see how it does when I present them all in a poll on the Twitter. Is Twitter still? Has anybody checked it?
Starting point is 00:25:56 If Twitter's still a thing, then I'm going to put it on the Douglas Movies account, and we'll have those three movies battle it out. And it's funny, I wrote down your answers in the wrong place, but that's alright. We'll make it work. And we have to take a break
Starting point is 00:26:16 before we play our games tonight. So we will be right back. Thank you. games tonight so we will be right back we're back yeah got an audience that's amazing at following instructions and one of them is gonna win the contents of this bag. The winner is either going to be a woman whose last name is Glaze, so her name tag says Glaze and Confused, is being played for by Frank.
Starting point is 00:26:55 Yeah. Yeah. Mark is playing for a dude whose name tag says unbearable Mike on it. For unbearable Nicolas Cage. Unbearable weight of massive talent. And then
Starting point is 00:27:14 which was the working title of the whale. And then stupid. Alright. And Taylor is playing for... Oh, yeah. Release the Crack John. Because John's favorite movie is the original Clash of the Titans.
Starting point is 00:27:37 So that's who everybody's playing for. Somebody's going to win this stuff. I'll give you a quick... I'll, like, feel in here and tell you what I'm feeling I'll show you this thing. It's kind of cool. It's from our friends at peacemaker. It's called a clutch It's a little rubber pipe that also has a place in it where you can keep your weed It's all in one compact little thing so you could just walk around with it. I got a ashtray from Glasshouse Farms.
Starting point is 00:28:11 And some pants, a pair of pants are in here that are too big for me. And they're weird because they're like pants where you're not supposed to wear underwear. And, yeah, I'm not down with that. And, oh, this is cool from Grav. It's a glass joint. It's a little, I mean, there's no weed in here. It's just the joint part, but you can put your weed in it. A really cool old-fashioned lighter, a grinder, some rolling papers, you know, that kind of stuff. A Doug Benson pin.
Starting point is 00:28:40 Just, you know, fun little trinkets for you to do whatever you want with maybe uh uh they're good stocking stuffers for next year it's never too early to get ready for that are people just getting here that's amazing let me do a quick recap uh frank showed us what he looks like without a hat and oh he just did it again. That's the thing about Frank. He'll do it all for the... If you come in late to his show, he'll go ahead and do it. He'll show you what you missed. And, yeah, there it is again.
Starting point is 00:29:18 Where are you in from? You coming in, like, from Santee or something? Like, did you take the trolley? Okay, I wasn't really asking. I'm just grateful you're here at all. And I just described what's in the prize bag that you can't win anyway at this point because people have already been chosen.
Starting point is 00:29:36 And the first game we're going to play is called Live, Die, Repeat. Yeah. Do you love this game, Mark? I do. Yeah? Big fan of it? I know Taylor did quite well at it.
Starting point is 00:29:52 Sure did. Against seven competitors, not just two like we have here tonight. And Frank is probably not sure what this is. How do you play this game? I'll tell you. Happy to tell you. It's called Live, Die, Repeat, because right now we're sitting on the edge of tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:30:13 I'm going to say the title of a motion picture, and the first one on stage of the three of you fellas, the first one who repeats back the full and correct title, wins the game. Oh, okay. That's all you got to do. Just repeat it back. So you're describing the movie?
Starting point is 00:30:30 Oh, I'm going to say the title really slow. Oh, okay. And then if you guess and you guess wrong, I'll start back at the beginning of the title. Okay. Yeah. It can be utter mayhem, especially with eight people doing it. Somehow Taylor reigned above all. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:30:49 Yeah, we'll see how he does today. Pressure. You want to do a practice one? Yeah. Let's do a practice one. Smile. Smile. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:31:02 Fuck. Yeah, I mean, it's your favorite movie practically It's your second favorite movie I was not good We shouldn't even say the radio Because that's too long Like I didn't get high before this Yeah but I was
Starting point is 00:31:14 You know I smiled bro Yeah Mark just thought it was a command Yeah Let's do another practice one Alright For me Huh?
Starting point is 00:31:26 Huh? Jaws Jaws Two Two Five See you gotta go back and say it all Jaws two
Starting point is 00:31:37 Now you know how it works Taylor got that one too Taylor you're good at this bro Yeah This is my only talent It's the only thing Taylor knows how to do. I brought this game back tonight because he's not going to get any other points any other way. No, he'll be fine.
Starting point is 00:31:53 Maybe. We'll see. If I win this, I'll be all right. I feel like you win this game, you should get a juice box. Like, this is high key. Anybody got a Capri Sun? Yeah. You can have the rest of my water.
Starting point is 00:32:07 Or we can order you something fresh. Fresh out the kitchen if you want. Is everybody ready? Yeah. Yeah, I felt it. I felt like you were all like, just say it already. But I keep saying other words that aren't the title. But I'm going to start.
Starting point is 00:32:28 Harry. Harry Potter. Fuck. I wish there was something called Harry Potter. Fuck. Harry Potter. Harry Potter. Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban.
Starting point is 00:32:44 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire That's it I'm a goddamn nerd Oh my god that was amazing He cherry picked Azkaban on you. I know.
Starting point is 00:33:08 Azkaban. I've never seen it, but I see the title, though. Right. Somehow, yeah, that is weirdly the most memorable. The others tend to be more like objects of things, places of that. The sorcerer. Like, I couldn't even tell you the titles of these new secrets of the... What are they called?
Starting point is 00:33:29 What? What? You know, the spinoff of Harry Potter that they've made through Fantastic Beasts. I don't know what any of those are called. Oh, yeah. Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. Yeah. Fantastic Beasts and the Crimes of Grimwald.
Starting point is 00:33:44 Yeah. Grimwald. Fantastic Beasts and Dumbledore Finally Comes Out of the Closet. No. He came out before that. Yeah, he did. Did you ask him that question or is he just trying to flex on us? I think I kind of asked him. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:33:58 Yeah. Yeah. No, I think I asked him. He's going to be asleep in 45 minutes. It's so true. Frank's got a great system if you want him to ride with you to San Diego. Is that he'll do a dab as soon as he gets in the car and then he'll sleep the entire way. If you like that kind of companionship.
Starting point is 00:34:21 It works every time. In a long drive, he's the way to go. Like someone that will wake up very startled if you get into an accident. But don't worry, he snores. So he could cause an accident maybe. All right. So Taylor, congratulations. What?
Starting point is 00:34:45 You didn't win that game, but you gave it a good try. All right. So, Taylor, congratulations. What? You didn't win that game, but you gave it a good try. See, I just already assumed that you won. But it's Frank over there that knows all the Harry Potter titles. Yeah. It's been fun because over the last couple of months in the live episodes, I've been just going through the Harry Potter movies pretty much in order, and it's kind of amazing how most of the guests have no idea what the titles are of the Harry Potter films.
Starting point is 00:35:21 Was Sorcerer's Stone a title? Yeah, or Philosopher's Stone, depending on which side of the pond you live on. Can't be mad. Nerds. All right. So congratulations again to Taylor for sitting next to Frank, who was our winner of that game. Frank, you get to go first in this next game, followed by Mark, then Taylor. That was kind of arbitrary, but it felt like Mark did slightly better in the Harry Potter thing.
Starting point is 00:35:58 I could be wrong. I'm offended. Just slightly. All right. So, Frank, this next game is called ABCD's Nuts. That's the proper reaction to a game called ABCD's Nuts for basically no reason other than to just get to say that. It's a spelling game. It's a matching game. It's like match game. And there's spelling. Frank's already confused.
Starting point is 00:36:31 Frank, we're going to spell something. And by spell it, I mean we're going to go through the letters of it. And with each letter, I think you might have done this before, you're going to name a movie that begins with that letter. That's all you've got to do is a movie that begins with that letter. That's all you've got to do is a movie that begins with that letter. But if you match the movie that I wrote down ahead of time then you automatically win the game. But it would be very difficult to match
Starting point is 00:36:55 unless you figure out what the theme is. Yeah. Oh, okay. Once you have the theme that might help you probably not as i look at this it's very difficult we're gonna spell the taint the taint yeah because we're in it right now the holiday taint it taint christmas and it taint new year's oh okay all right the holiday taint Christmas and it taint New Year's. Oh, okay. All right. The holiday taint. So in honor of the holiday taint, in which I always appear here, San Diego,
Starting point is 00:37:33 and then later in the week, Irvine and Sacramento. Well, no Sacramento this year. Sorry, Sacramento. Maybe we should cut that. Anyway. Ending up in San Francisco on New Year's Eve. Yeah. I just tour California because I anticipate these fucking bomb cyclones and whatnot.
Starting point is 00:37:51 Is there anybody here tonight who's here just because you couldn't get out of San Diego to go visit family? Did that happen to anybody? I thought that might have got me a couple extra audience members. People just got stuck in San Diego. But anyway, Frank, the first letter in the taint is T. couple extra audience members people just got stuck in San Diego but anyway Frank the first letter in the taint is T so all you got to do is name any movie it begins with the letter T Transformers to start us off just name one like like
Starting point is 00:38:19 like name a movie that's like a respectable for adults. No, I'm just joking around. Oh, okay. All right. The first one's just called Transformers? Yeah. Colon the movie, not even? No, just Transformers.
Starting point is 00:38:36 Just Transformers, not the Transformers? Nope. I mean, that would be a T also. So I can't really complain about that. Okay, you're going Transformers. Yes. It's not what I wrote down. Wait. What? Wait, I have to guess.
Starting point is 00:38:52 That's the idea. Oh! God damn it. I mean, I get it. It could be anything at this point. No, absolutely. I just wouldn't have wasted it on the Transformers. What? I'm so confident you're not going to say what I wrote down. You could change your answer if you'd like.
Starting point is 00:39:10 No, I'm good. Okay. You know, it's just a silly game. The idea is to just stay in it by naming any movie that begins with the letter. You don't really have to kill yourself to try to match. Because it's tough to match. This first one that I wrote down, I used the letter. You don't really have to kill yourself to try to match. Because it's tough to match. This first one that I wrote down, I used the the because T, you know, the begins with T. And so I picked a movie called The Great Scout and Cat House
Starting point is 00:39:35 Thursday. What? Indeed. What indeed? It's an actual motion picture from the 70s with that actual title. People had to put that up on a marquee. The Great Scout and Cat House Thursday. That's a lot of letters. Yeah. Anyway, the next letter to Mark Smalls is H.
Starting point is 00:40:00 Could I ask what that movie was about real quick? The Great Scout and Cat House Thursday was the story of a man who's very good at tracking and finding things. An excellent scout, if you will. And his friend that he meets in a brothel is a woman named Thursday. Okay. And they go off on an adventure together. All right. So in that theme,
Starting point is 00:40:28 I was gonna go Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Alla. But I'm gonna switch it up to a man that's great at hunting and meets a woman. Let's go with Halloween. I love your strategy. The thing to keep in mind, though, is I don't have any idea what that movie's about.
Starting point is 00:40:48 Other than that thing that I just made up. Try to get smart. Never works. It's from the 70s, man. So I don't fucking know. Halloween was too. But it had like real actors in it and shit. Like Lee Marvin's in it or something
Starting point is 00:41:06 all right i think it's a western it's a western i think that makes more sense uh h what'd you say i said halloween i didn't get it you said halloween i didn't get it huh no damn there's no way anybody would get this. Okay. Here's the answer. This game's fucking sick, dude. Here's the answer. Holiday Monday. Yes. That was my third guess, bro.
Starting point is 00:41:34 And the theme isn't that these are descriptions of today. I don't think of either of you as a scout or a cat house. Any of you. E is the next letter. Taylor? Seems to maybe? No? I think I know a little bit of the theme, but I don't have an answer for it, so I'm just going to go with
Starting point is 00:41:57 everything, everywhere, all at once. Oh, that's a great answer, right? Yeah. The audience doesn't seem to think so. It's not what I wrote down, though. No. Because to go with a great Cat House Thursday and Holiday Monday, you've got to have Easter Sunday starring a guest, former guest on this show and maybe future guest.
Starting point is 00:42:24 You didn't see that Easter Sunday movie? No. A guest, former guest on this show, and maybe future guest. You didn't see that Easter Sunday movie? No. You thought I did? I thought anybody did. Joe Coy? Has anybody heard of Joe Coy? I think I got it.
Starting point is 00:42:38 Yeah, Joe Coy. I had a whole movie that came out. It was called Easter Sunday. Came out in August. I didn't even know that. Yeah. I feel bad now. This is real. you're looking at me like I'm making this one up the cat house movie I made up
Starting point is 00:42:50 Easter Sunday is real Joe Coy has Sunday on Easter it's on Netflix Easter on Sunday it is now I think so I think check it out can I solve yeah what no solve the puzzle the fuck you think we're playing Jeopardy, bro? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:06 Okay. So you get the next letter and it's the letter T and he thinks he's ready to knock this thing down. Wait. What happened? The first three letters were the? Yeah. I could have bet money you were going to ask for instructions on this game.
Starting point is 00:43:22 So the next letter is E-T. We're spelling the taint. Oh,T. We're spelling the taint. Wait, we're spelling the taint. The taint. Your T. No, no, no. Let him spell it. Let him spell it.
Starting point is 00:43:32 I don't know what's going on. I feel bad for him right now. I'm so scared. Yeah. Just a movie that begins with T. Go ahead and end it like you said you were going to do. Wait, so what do I have to do right now you have to name any movie that ever made that starts including ones that start with the it's so crazy because
Starting point is 00:43:55 when you made this game i'm sure you're like finally a foolproof game yeah that like any idiot can play this game this up right and you never in your wildest dreams imagined a full breakdown of like wait name a movie with tea i'm confused all right okay you got this so tea i mean i think all the transformers movies begin with T. The Thing. Yeah. Great one. That's a great one. Which year?
Starting point is 00:44:32 The one from the 70s. That's the best one, yes. All right, cool. Yeah. I almost fucked that one up, dude. I mean, none of them are terrible. I'm not trying to bring down any other The Things, but the John Carpenter's The Thing is's the thing is good yeah but she's great too you're right all right uh i wrote down thank god it's friday okay uh mark hi i don't have it hey. A. If I just keep yelling at you, it'll come to you. A.
Starting point is 00:45:06 I'm trying to think of like, are you a Thursday? Or like, you know, like it's not. And all I can think of is Armageddon. I'm trying to send it to you, Mark. It's all I'm thinking of is Armageddon. I like Armageddon. And that's kind of like what's happening today. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:22 It's topical. Could it be? Damn it. Not Armageddon. Could it be? Damn it. Not Armageddon. Wait, can I guess what the A one is? I guess you can. You're not going to get it.
Starting point is 00:45:31 I know. Okay. Any given Sunday? God damn, that would have been good, dude. No. Oh. Wow.
Starting point is 00:45:41 Good guess, Taylor. That was really good. Yeah, yeah. Ash Wednesday Fucking I didn't even know It was a movie Nobody should know What that movie is
Starting point is 00:45:50 I read the book Oh now I get it No you don't Elizabeth Taylor You know what the best part is He doesn't though He absolutely doesn't get it There's no way
Starting point is 00:46:01 He was like in his head Before he said that He was like I'm gonna say I get it And they'll think I get it. There's no way. He was like in his head before he said that, he was like, I'm going to say I get it and they'll think I get it. You don't get it. I is the next letter to Taylor.
Starting point is 00:46:20 Independence Day. Ooh. Wow. Yeah, that's not it. I like the confidence, though. I have never had that before, so it feels good. Yeah. That was good, good confidence.
Starting point is 00:46:37 Now, before everybody starts going, what? This is a real title. I'm not fucking with you. What is this? This is a real title. Not fucking with you. If it's Tuesday, this must be Belgium. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:54 Yeah. Yep. I don't believe you. That's a real movie. That's fucking real. Swearingen from Deadwood is in it. Yeah. Your dog is into it? His name's Swindon.
Starting point is 00:47:06 Oh. I thought your dog was in that movie. It's like, damn, that's Hollywood, baby. You thought her dog was in it? I thought her dog was into it. Yeah. Oh, her dog digs that movie. You have a Belgium dog, huh?
Starting point is 00:47:19 Nice. Interesting. A Belgian. There you go. Like the waffle? Belgian. Belgian. There you go. Like the waffle? Yeah. Okay. Oh, that is interesting.
Starting point is 00:47:30 Belgium, Belgian. Anyway. It's a movie about a group of tourists traveling through Europe. If it's Tuesday, this must be Belgium. It's comedy apparently the next letter who's up next Frankie what letter do you think is next Frank and you're going with n and is that your final answer? Yes. Okay, sticking with N, everybody. All right, give me a movie that begins with N.
Starting point is 00:48:10 It has something to do with a day. Has something to do with a day. That's so you say. Oh, fuck. I like where you're headed with it sounds like you got the right letter ah damn damn it No.
Starting point is 00:48:47 Damn it. Oh, man. Now I'm blanking on N movies. We're not here to torture you. You're not going to match anyway. Okay. And the game is one person away from being over. But just now that you've freed your... you've relaxed, you've freed your mind.
Starting point is 00:49:10 Just name a movie. That's not what it is. Just go with it. You know, maybe the theater you saw it in didn't bother to put the whole title on the marquee. National Lampoon. You've always thought it was called Nemo. Nice. The National Lampoon, that was a twist I did not expect was called Nemo. Nice. The National Lampoons. That was a twist I did not expect.
Starting point is 00:49:29 He saved it. National Lampoons finding Nemo. Yeah. Oh, National Harpoon. Oh. Dead fish humor. What team? Some team just won a game and it was played here, I guess.
Starting point is 00:49:52 Oh, maybe they're going to play here tomorrow. That's probably it. Anyway, college football team went to SeaWorld and they showed it on every news channel in town. And the coverage is just them on one of the roller coasters that they have there. You don't see a fucking fish at any point. SeaWorld is just like, we're going to try to quietly back away
Starting point is 00:50:14 from this whole blackfish thing and just be a roller coaster park which I think is awesome. Don't you think it would be great if nothing was held captive there except for people who love roller coasters? Or what if they went the other way where you could pay more to see people get eaten by fish?
Starting point is 00:50:35 Yeah. That would be sick. Yeah, if there was guaranteed results. You know what I mean? But I don't want to go, I mean, every show with a killer whale is dangerous. I want them to up the ante somehow. I want the fish to have the upper hand.
Starting point is 00:50:49 They could collab with the local prisons and make something happen. The upper... Oh, Taylor. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Taylor. They really split the audience. Two people are loving it.
Starting point is 00:50:58 Everyone else is like, nah, we draw the line at people that were just working a job. I just said that to weed out the bad ones in the audience. What do you mean by bad one? Say something shitty to find your shitty audience members. I kind of like it. Don't love it, though.
Starting point is 00:51:19 Oh, man, we're so close to finishing this game. N is never on Sunday. Okay. Never on Sunday. Okay. Never on Sunday. And then T. Let's go with the Friday after next. That's fantastic. I wish I just could say I'm a terrible liar.
Starting point is 00:51:36 I wish I could just say that is the correct answer. Wrong answer? Oh. But no, the answer is the first monday in may yeah it was a documentary about anna wintour putting out the uh the may issue of vogue magazine yeah but all of those movies are movie titles of genuine movies that have a day in the week in them. And the point I want to make with this is that, you know, except for like the Friday movies, Hollywood has fucked up when it comes to days of the week. And they're all they're all still waiting to have a classic.
Starting point is 00:52:22 Yeah. That day of the week in the title. We thought it was a Ruby Tuesday. I with that day of the week in the title. Oh, I thought it was Ruby Tuesday. I forgot that movie. That wasn't bad. And Saturday Night Fever, of course. Saturday and Friday seem to be the days of the week with the most love. Yeah, Friday Night Lights.
Starting point is 00:52:37 Not a lot of Wednesdays. Big Wednesday, and that's about it. Yeah. Anyway, thanks for playing. Nobody wins. Congratulations. It's a perfect way to start off a new year.
Starting point is 00:52:53 Well, you know what that means, Frank? Neutral. I'm still in the lead. You get to go first in our next game, which we will play after these messages. We'll be right back.
Starting point is 00:53:06 We're back. Oh, man, we're having so much fun. And Frank gets to go first again in our final game of the evening. I'm already dreading explaining how it works to him. I'm already dreading explaining how it works to him. But I think we'll get there. With a little patience and a little love, Frank will learn how to play super last person standing.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Yeah, that's fun. In this game, each of you will have the name of one actor or actress from which, from their filmography, I think you've played this, Frank, you have to name movies that they were in. But we're going to get three names, and all four of us are going to play. Oh, fuck. And we're going to take turns naming any of the movies that any of those three people were in. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:54:14 It gets worse, Frank. Guess how we're going to determine the name of the actor or actress that you're going to have to name of the actor or actress that you're going to have to name the movies. How? Your person that you're playing for in the audience who you chose. Destiny chose it, glazed and confused. Has to pick. Look at Frank. In the eyes.
Starting point is 00:54:49 What actor or actress would Frank know a lot of the movies that this person was in? But also look at Taylor and Mark and think, what one would Frank know that they wouldn't? And me too, for that matter, because I play along. Yeah, really stereotype us. Or just pick somebody that you would enjoy hearing us try to name movies that that person was in. You know, you don't have to be too strategic about it. Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt.
Starting point is 00:55:28 That's a big one. No, I'm all right with it. Are you guys all right with it? Well, I'm going to be all right with it. I know some of his movies. The Confused wants it, so that is what has been decreed. It is going to be Brad Pitt. Now, yes. But that's just one of three names. it is going to be Brad Pitt now
Starting point is 00:55:45 yes but that's just one of three names this is super last person standing so Taylor who are you playing on behalf of again Crack John oh yeah Crack John
Starting point is 00:56:04 release him what do you think playing on behalf of again? Crack John. Who? Crack John. Oh, yeah, Crack John. Release him. What do you think? What are you sizing Taylor up? Any actor? Any actor or actress. But, yeah, actor's probably a good instinct. Tom Hanks.
Starting point is 00:56:19 Tom Hanks. All right. Okay. That's another... Heard of that guy. That's another big one. The club told me that the show has to be under four hours. It's going to be with us. So.
Starting point is 00:56:32 Yeah, we're going to have to, you know, we'll have to like, you know, speed round that shit, you know. All right. And Mark is playing. Mike. On behalf of Mike. Unbearable Mike. Oh, I mean, I kind of feel where this is going. You going, Nick Cage?
Starting point is 00:56:53 He says Nick Cage. Oh, my God. All right, Nick Cage. God damn it. Wow, this very manly episode of the show. I don't know Nick Cage, Mike. Has turned into... You don't know Nick Cage? Come on, baby. It's the cage. I like Nick Cage, Mike. It's turned into... You don't know Nick Cage?
Starting point is 00:57:05 Come on, baby. It's Cage. Smile, bro. Nobody's in Smile. I mean, the acting's all very good, but they're unknowns because it would be weird if a well-known actor's got that weird face.
Starting point is 00:57:19 Hey, somebody just said a Nicolas Cage movie. Settle down. You know, Nick Cage is in Avatar 2. Shushy, shushy. You can't make stuff up, Frank. Is he really? Yeah, yeah. It's him and James Cameron jerking off.
Starting point is 00:57:42 All right, you get one idiot point. You get an idiot point. Wait, I didn't know we could play the game like that. Yeah, no, you get idiot points every once in a while. Say something so dumb it's funny, I'll throw an idiot point your way. No, that doesn't, it's not worth anything. What Frank needs to do now is just name movies
Starting point is 00:58:02 that have Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks, or Nick Cage in them, and all of us will do that. Just one? It's going to go Frank. What's that? Just one? No, you have to keep going. No, I meant like, but one movie any of them were in. Oh!
Starting point is 00:58:17 Oh! Oh! Oh! Mr. and Mrs. Smith okay yeah that's how it's done that's how it's done son alright so yeah so let me call on you because I feel like you're going to yell one out as soon as it gets
Starting point is 00:58:42 back over in your direction but yeah that's the general idea is Brad Pitt and you don't have to say who was in it but I'll clarify it if you know. Dude, I play video games with him and it's so frustrating, dude.
Starting point is 00:59:00 He's just laughing off mic. Alright, Taylor. I'm going to go with pig. That's what somebody said in the audience. I know. That's why I'm taking it now. All right. Oh, you know what?
Starting point is 00:59:12 Did you say pig or big? That was the greatest. That was one of my favorites. Oh, shit. What just happened? That's right. That could have been either, but I think it was pig because I think we were talking about Nick Cage.
Starting point is 00:59:21 Yeah, yeah. That is one of my top three. Then I said pig. Because we all love pig. Then I say big. Because we all love pig. Then I say big. So you're going pig big? Pig big. Pig.
Starting point is 00:59:28 What do you got? We got Mrs. and Mrs. Smith, pig big. Mm-hmm. All right. I'm going to go with Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. Mm-hmm. Frank? Oh.
Starting point is 00:59:41 See, it's going to come around fast. Oh, yeah, it is going to come around fast. Yeah, you got to get ready. Lock up a few of them. Who? Benjamin Button. Curious case of Benjamin Button. Yeah, tell me what's unusual about...
Starting point is 00:59:51 Okay. I'll drag it out of you. Taylor. National treasure. Oh, and also you can go to your quote-unquote lifeline that gave you these awful names. Okay. You can go to them once.
Starting point is 01:00:03 Con Air. You can go to them once, just once. What'd you say? Con Air. Con Air? Yes. Yeah, I don't mind a little applause for Con Air. Come on. Let's give a little of that. Give me time to think of Raising Arizona. Frank. Face Off.
Starting point is 01:00:18 Yeah. Taylor. Bullet Train. Cast Away. By the Sea. Bullet Train. Cast Away. By the Sea. Fight Club. I'll call on you. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:00:31 I'm sorry. Frank. Fight Club. We don't talk about Fight Club. Fucking got him, dog. Good stuff. Dog Don, bro. Taylor.
Starting point is 01:00:52 Raising Arizona. Mark. Dug Don bro Taylor raising Arizona work I wait I just said raising Arizona yeah you got this once upon a time in Hollywood okay yes for the forest come yeah but I was my free to call me Forrest Gump. That's all right. I won't call you that. Forrest Gump. I got something else I want to call you. Snatch. Good movie. Love that movie. Solid movie.
Starting point is 01:01:14 Frank. The Elvis Presley movie. Wait, are you really going to play like this? That's how it's called. What's it called? What's the movie called? The Elvis Presley movie? If you had to give it a name that people would say,
Starting point is 01:01:28 I'm going to see... Elvis Presley? Let's say people are in a big hurry. And they don't have time for all the formalities. What would they call that movie? Elvis? Yeah. Correct.
Starting point is 01:01:44 I could not let him go out on Correct. I could not let him go out on that. I can't let him go out on that. I can't let him win ultimately, but he cannot go out on that. Taylor? Frank's struggles always make me forget what I'm going to say. God damn it. I should
Starting point is 01:02:00 have went after Mark. Inglourious Bastards. Yes. Go seven. Say what? Seven. Oh, seven. Joe versus the volcano.
Starting point is 01:02:16 Frank. You're out. Taylor. Oh, what? Stolaris. I'm joking. I'm joking. Not Stolaris fucking solaris no what's happening who's in that why do you do this frank there's so many movies these people were in oh oceans oceans oceans okay oceans 11 oceans oceans is the sequel to bodies bodies bodies you idiot idiot you got
Starting point is 01:02:51 three three idiot points for that one all right what wait what number did you land on you're like a roulette wheel which one did you pick oceans 11 oceans 11 taylor oceans 12 oceans 13 and i'll i'll Taylor. Ocean's 12. Ocean's 13. I'll end the category with Ocean's 8. Who's in Ocean's 8? Bunch of ladies. Thanks for paying attention. Oh wait, there was one man in it. James Corden. Oh my god okay Okay okay Tom Hanks
Starting point is 01:03:30 Fucking I'm the captain now fuck Captain Phillips I'm the Captain Phillips now That'd be so funny if he took his name and his Position Taylor The Burbs
Starting point is 01:03:44 Yes Good one his position Taylor the burbs yes good one mark meet Joe black whoo Doug Thelma and Louise huh Frank fuck yeah I thought that we could fix you that would confuse you. Damn it. Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks was in that movie where he's like, ah! My, shit. Like he'll raise his voice suddenly. It's funny. He's been in some dramas too.
Starting point is 01:04:19 Damn it. I think I forgot. You tapped? Yeah, I tapped. You gonna tap? Yeah. He's like, what? Go to your lifeline. Wait, lifeline. He's got a lifeline. You got a Yeah, I tapped. You're going to tap? Yeah. He's like, what? Go to your lifeline.
Starting point is 01:04:27 Wait, lifeline. He's got a lifeline. You got a lifeline. Go to your lifeline. What do you got? Babylon. Babylon. I have no idea who's in that.
Starting point is 01:04:37 Brad Pitt. Oh, okay. Sick. Yeah. All right. So you're good for another round. So let's think over there. Think about Tom Hanks, Brad Pitt, Nicolas Cage. Yeah. Taylor.
Starting point is 01:04:55 Catch me if you can. I probably could. You're not that fast of a runner, Mark. Leaving Las Vegas. Kick ass. Killing them softly. House of a Runner, Mark. Leaving Las Vegas. Mm-hmm. Kick-ass. Killing Them Softly. See, look at this rebound man over here. I got HBO Max. What the fuck just happened?
Starting point is 01:05:16 All right, start. I'll remind you again to start thinking of more. Taylor. Seemed to work. True Romance. Thank you. Bradley Pitt is in it. Cloud Atlas.
Starting point is 01:05:35 Tom Hanks. Damn. I was trying to think of that. Tom Hanks in the roles of a lifetime. Weird movie. Yeah, that movie sucked. I wanted so bad to like it I read the book And it was fucking
Starting point is 01:05:47 Ass Splash Did someone say Castaway yet? Yes No Oh they did Yes I did The Terminal?
Starting point is 01:05:58 Yes Damn What is happening? Do you have a Lift up your shirt Show us you're not mic'd. You don't have a wire. Wow, that was... Didn't expect that.
Starting point is 01:06:11 Taylor. Did you say Joe vs. the Volcano already? I did, yes. My favorite. I will go with... What was that other movie he was in? Oh, that one? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:06:25 I don't know. Just say that one. I have to go with the one I was keeping in my was in? Oh, that one? Yeah. I don't know. Just say that one. I have to go with the one I was keeping in my back pocket. Oh, okay. Let's do that. It's Grindhouse. It's what? Nicolas Cage is in Grindhouse.
Starting point is 01:06:35 He is? Yeah. What does he do? He plays a role in Rob Zombie's fake trailer. Oh. The Werewolf Women of the SS. Nice. That is...
Starting point is 01:06:44 It's my only knowledge in film. That's good work. That's in which part of the movie? The Planet Terror? It's in between the two. Oh, right. It's a fake trailer. Got it.
Starting point is 01:06:56 Grindhouse. Excellent answer. Mark? Bad Lieutenant. Ooh. Sleepless in Seattle? Damn it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:08 Matchstick Men. Yeah. Yeah. You're still killing it. What is... I don't get it. Saving Private Ryan? Mm, good fucking movie, huh?
Starting point is 01:07:22 Yeah. You've Got Mail. Ooh, fuck. The Weatherman. That's great. Is it The Black Witch? Who? Nicolas Cage?
Starting point is 01:07:39 He plays a... He's a black witch? No, he plays like a knight killing an evil sorceress. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't help him. You're going to have to do better than that. Oh, fuck. Okay.
Starting point is 01:07:53 Do a different one. Okay. Oh, Ghost Rider. Fuck you. I literally just thought of that God damn it Oh man That was good
Starting point is 01:08:14 That's all you got Taylor? Nope Wicker Man? Yes Nick C cajun wicker man the bees mark uh time to kill oh yes of course mark you're a national treasure already did that one you're a national treasure too, Booker Secrets. Hell yeah. Apollo 13. Fuck!
Starting point is 01:08:54 God damn it. That's literally like I was fucking, that was my back pocket one. Oh no, back pocket. Taylor. Fury. Fuck! I just think that was a good one That tank movie
Starting point is 01:09:07 Yes Damn it Right It was literally a tank What's it It's Tom Hanks Nick Cage Tom Hanks
Starting point is 01:09:14 What Brad whom Tom Hanks Brad Pitt Brad Pitt Hanks Oh I got a good Hanks First movie he was ever in
Starting point is 01:09:24 Let's go with my lifeline please my fine you got marks where's mark's lifeline mike mike oh mandy oh yeah nick cage and mandy yeah that's correct all right nobody likes Mandy, apparently. Except for Mike. Mike's clapping. Mike's clapping for Mandy. Yeah, it's so great. It got me thinking of Color Out of Space. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:59 Another crazy-ass Nick Cage movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit, okay. Frank. Yeah, Color Out of Space. Check it out. Red Bit. Crazy ass Nick Cage movie Yeah yeah yeah Shit okay Frank Um Yeah Colorado Space Check it out
Starting point is 01:10:07 Redbit What else is he Oh Ad Astra Yes There we go Very good That's the one I was thinking of earlier Yeah
Starting point is 01:10:17 Every Every A-list actor Has some dumb ass space movie Whoa I liked it Still a space movie whoa I liked it still a space movie can't change that Taylor I think I have to go to my
Starting point is 01:10:34 lifeline alright bachelor party very early Tom Hanks oh yeah I threatened earlier to say his first movie but it's not that one punchline Tom Hanks. Oh yeah, I threatened earlier to say his first movie. Let's go. Not that one. Punchline?
Starting point is 01:10:50 Yep. Wow, fuck. In which Sally Field played his love interest and then Tom Hanks was her son a couple years later in Forrest Gump. Yeah. I just remembered like 10 bad Nick Cage movies. You did?
Starting point is 01:11:10 Yeah. All right, let me get it. Let me bang out another. Let me give everybody what I promised. He Knows You're Alone was Tom Hanks' first movie. Go. Bangkok Dangerous. Oh, he's serious.
Starting point is 01:11:24 Taylor. First movie. Go. Bangkok Dangerous. Oh, he's serious. Taylor. I think I'm officially out. Taylor's out.
Starting point is 01:11:31 Mark. Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Mom and Dad. Wait, who was in that? Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt. Mom and Dad. Starring Nicolas Cage, Selma Blair. Go.
Starting point is 01:11:44 Frank. Next. No, Frank. Next. No, it's your turn. Oh, shit. I think I thought of one. Mark. It's Frank's turn. What?
Starting point is 01:11:59 It's Frank's turn. Oh, no, I said next. Oh, he said next. That's the name of the movie. Oh, okay. Damn, I had one. I had next. Oh, you said next. That's the name of the movie. Oh, okay. Damn, I had one. I had one. Frank?
Starting point is 01:12:11 Yeah? Just checking. I'm out. I had one. I forgot it. Oh, shit. Yes. Damn it.
Starting point is 01:12:24 Can I give Mark one that I thought of? Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me.. Damn it. Just give it to me. Can I give Mark one that I thought of? Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give it to me. Give him shit. Don't give anybody anything.
Starting point is 01:12:31 I got to win this thing. It's very important. I promised the kid in the hospital I'd win it. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Oh. So. Oh. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 01:12:45 Okay. That being said, I'm going to say a league of their own. Shit. Okay. That being said, I'm going to say A League of Their Own. Shit. Wow. God damn it. Was that the one that you had? No. Oh.
Starting point is 01:12:55 There's a Nick Cage movie where he plays a crazy ambulance driver, and I can't remember the name of it. We all know it. Everybody knows it now that you said that much, especially being Ramsames fans. I know, I know. Yeah. Fucking.
Starting point is 01:13:08 But, you know, we can't be here all night, you know. We don't want to be up all night, you know, bringing up the dead. So can you think of the title? Bringing up the dead? Yes, that's it. Frank Castillo's our winner, everybody! He did it! Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:13:32 Frank, that means you gotta do your plugs first. Ah, Toy Story! Oh, Toy Story! Goddamn. Toy Story, Toy Story 2, Toy Story 3, Toy Story 4. I was thinking it the whole time.
Starting point is 01:13:49 Cars, because Tom Hanks is, because Woody speaks briefly in cars. And what's the one with the cage and he steals the cars? Oh, Gone in 60 Seconds. Oh! I was thinking that the whole time.
Starting point is 01:14:03 Oh, man. I really, I really came back with that Bangkok Dangerous. Yeah. Thank God I'm bored during the days. Oh, my tags. Please follow me on Instagram, Frank Castillo. I'm at the Comedy Store.
Starting point is 01:14:19 That's where I'll post my dates. I also have a podcast called Peaked and another one called Masonic Smoker Podcast. Yeah! Alright, that's it. Tight, tight. Yay, Frank Castillo. Yeah, Frank. I'll be in touch with you about your returning appearance as a champion.
Starting point is 01:14:38 I mean, you other guys can come back anytime you want as well. Yeah, but Frank's got an immediate open door. We'll have Frank back in January want as well. Yeah. But Frank's got an immediate open door. We'll have Frank back in January if he'll have us. Taylor Rizzo, what do you got to promote, buddy?
Starting point is 01:14:53 Check out every Tuesday, Doug, myself, and Alicia Glass get stoned in the spacement. Getting Doug with High every Tuesday. Yeah, patreon.com slash gettingdoug. Check that out. I also have a podcast called What's Wrong With Me. What's Wrong With Me podcast on YouTube.
Starting point is 01:15:09 Yeah, if you like trivia, we have a trivia segment on there called Not Trivia, where it's just a bunch of questions about my opinions. So, yeah, check that out. It's fun. Taylor Rizzo, everybody. Taylor Rizzo. Good job today, bud. Hey, can you Make it up here
Starting point is 01:15:28 To get your bag Congratulations Congratulations There you go Be careful There's glass in there A lot of glass items Be careful with it
Starting point is 01:15:39 Enjoy it And Mark Smalls I have a I have a golf podcast Golf comedy podcast Called Country Club Adjacent. Also a comedy podcast called Pier 69. If you like watching people play video games, come watch me at twitch.tv slash Mark Smalls Live. You'll hear my laugh in the background.
Starting point is 01:15:58 Frank's on there sometimes. I don't like to play with him a lot because you can see why. And yeah, come out to a show sometime follow me on Instagram about Mark Smalls Mark Smalls everybody thanks all yeah just stay right there Frank it's real the wrap up's gonna be real quick and
Starting point is 01:16:15 then we'll all leave at the same time I of course would like to thank American Comedy Company yeah and everybody for coming out. And my promotional plugs are Douglas Movies and two Benson
Starting point is 01:16:31 movie interruptions, The Lost Boys and Goonies, are happening at the SF Sketch Fest in San Francisco, January 27th and 28th. sfsketchfest.com for info on that and one more time
Starting point is 01:16:47 for Frank Castillo, Taylor Rizzo and Mark Smalls as always there Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky There's no room in his heart for you Cause Doug loves movies

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