Doug Loves Movies - Freddie Prinze Jr., Ross Marquand, Josh Wolf and Mark Ellis guest
Episode Date: March 22, 2017Live from the UCB Franklin, Doug welcomes actors Freddie Prinze, Jr. and Ross Marquand and comedians Josh Wolf and Mark Ellis to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and... California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid popcorn kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Because Doug loves movies!
Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and you know what my deal is.
I love movies!
This is a love movie.
Sorry, that was a shitty cue, you guys.
You deserve better.
I love movies!
This is a love movie.
Very good.
There were a few there that insisted on talking it instead of singing it.
And brought an interesting tone to the whole experience. Coming to you once again from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, Franklin location in Los Angeles, California.
It's Tuesday, March 21st, 2017.
And owner
Tuchel and Anne Heche
are not here.
Yeah.
Banned for life!
They don't
want to come back.
You know
what is here, though? I hope.
Lots of great name tags.
Look at this one right here.
Let me show everybody an example
of how you make a name tag.
You laminate it,
because it's raining outside,
so that's important.
We don't want a fucking soggy
piece of shit name tag.
Jason Pfeffer is your name.
And you're 13 going on 31.
Psst, it's my birthday this week.
And then there's his goddamn face
instead of Jennifer Garner's.
It's also got what on here?
Oh, at UCB March 21st.
I don't think that was worth pointing out, but...
Now that you got my attention,
I'm going to talk for a few minutes about your pants.
Let me check out your shit here on the back.
Okay, it's a long one, but I agree.
Good job.
Oh, we got lots of them in the front row.
That's nice.
And then, what?
They're all the same size.
You guys all go to the same printer?
All right, well, we got lots of good ones.
Oh, and then we got just an R2-D2
sitting in your lap like it's a Pekingese.
Wouldn't that be weird if you just walked around
petting that all the time?
Yeah.
What does it do?
Is it remote controlled or something?
Yeah.
But right now it's just sitting there.
You don't have the remote control with you, do you?
And the batteries and shit?
For reals?
Can you run around on stage?
I'd like to see that.
Oh, shit.
Where could him go?
He's just sitting there
for the listeners.
Oh, really?
R2, patrol.
He's like,
did you just say patrone?
Because R2 wants to get
fucked up
he just shook his head no I'm not gonna patrol
what do you think I am C3PO or some shit
R2 patrol
what do you mean no
what is wrong with you
why don't you want to patrol no. What is wrong with you?
Why don't you want to patrol?
Why don't you want to patrol?
Don't you go silent on me.
R2, patrol.
What is it? There's too many suspicious
types around?
Are you scared of something?
Those aren't the droids you're looking for.
Alright, well he's
making a lot of noise. Does he ever do the thing
where he goes back and forth
on his two legs manically?
Does he do that ever?
Oh, he can't do it.
No, he just shook his head.
No, I can't do that.
What can you do, bitch?
Aw.
People think he's real.
Real pissed. It'd be cool if he's real. Real pissed.
It'd be cool if he murdered somebody.
Oh, now he's playing the
Obi-Wan Kenobi message from Princess Leia.
That is what that was.
Why are you fighting me at every turn?
You're the worst roommate I've ever had.
I'm gonna draw a line between the room.
You stay on your side.
Seriously, R2, patrol.
Just cruise around a little bit.
Do something.
This is the worst.
What do you gotta do to get him to move?
Say R2, then he responds, and then it's safe.
Oh, I was doing it wrong.
Good point.
I talk too fast. I'm a fast talker.
R2?
Patrol.
Patrol.
Are you familiar with Anne Heche?
Do you know what happens to people who don't follow my instructions?
Your movies come out and nobody goes.
Yeah.
Did that movie even come out?
Yeah, it was out.
But no, I don't think people would have went
even if I had said go see it.
R2?
Patrol.
Patrol.
Patrol.
Patrol! patrol patrol patrol I'm gonna fucking kick you
have you ever been
the subject of a game
kick the can
I know some Tuscan Raiders
that want to sell you
to some Jawas.
Yeah.
I got his attention with some references.
Hey, have you seen Salacious Crumb lately?
What's he up to?
All right, well, let's just leave him there and see if he makes a move at some point during the proceedings.
No, leave him there.
R2.
Oh, shit. He's going to try to talk to him.
No, he's saying no to you, too.
Wait, why are you taking him back?
Oh, it's a button situation?
R2.
Patrol.
That would be so great if they sold a toy
they just refused to...
Hey, Slinky, go down the stairs.
Fuck you.
Oh, God.
R2.
Hey, R2, we've got other guests on the show today.
R2 We got other guests On the show today R2 Patrol
At the very least
Roomba
Clean some shit up
But let's just leave him there
As my little sidekick
For the show
Shaking his head
At everything
I really thought
That guy was just
Going to stomp on him.
All right, Doug plugs.
Can I do some Doug plugs, R2?
Okay.
I'll do those while you patrol.
Patrol?
Aha! Ha!
No, no, careful, careful R2.
Sir, R2 seems to think you might be an illegal. He really likes to try to fall off the stage.
Oh, here we go.
Patrol, patrol, patrol.
No, that doesn't seem good.
All right, well, I got a show to do.
That was a real fun part that I'm going to cut out.
I don't even remember what time we started,
so apologies to whatever shows next
This might take a while
He's gonna go check out some
He's at a great level to look up some skirts
Not interested in that
You're doing a good patrol R2
Too bad there isn't any music playing.
Uh-oh.
He really wants to go off that stage.
Back up.
R2.
Patrol.
Okay, yeah, I can...
I can't believe people are listening to this.
I can't believe people are listening to this So R2
There might be some tickets left this weekend
If you're going to be in Portland
I'm doing stand up this Sunday
At Helium
Have you heard it's a gas R2?
Yeah I agree
And I'll be there at 420 on Sunday,
and if people bring name tags,
we'll play a little Last Man's Den.
Now he's going back that way.
Seems like he's got a real specific pattern
that he likes to keep.
He's going to go for that lip again.
This time he's almost going fast enough.
Douglo's Movies is back at the Gramercy in New York City.
You ever get to New York City, R2?
Oh, here he comes.
Stop, R2.
R2, end patrol.
I'm just going to get stuck in all the mic cords.
Okay, take five, R2.
It really is the worst of both worlds with you.
You either don't move or you move too much.
I understand C-3PO's constant frustration
with you now.
He's loose, kind of.
He really works it out, eventually.
Okay, so...
Gramercy Theater, New York, April 2nd and 3rd.
And we're back at Meltdown Comics in LA on Sunday, April 9th at 420.
And...
I'm doing a show at Meltdown Comics on Saturday, April 15th,
but that's Tax March Day.
Are you going to tax march, R2?
R2 wishes he could march at all right now.
He's just stuck in one spot.
There we go.
He's on his way again.
This stage is going to be clean in no time.
I'm going to get my guests out here
because they've been waiting patiently
while this nonsense is going on.
And we got great ones.
And we'll talk about all the prize bag stuff.
And we're going to go all night here tonight.
Please give a big warm welcome to Mark Ellis,
Josh Wolfe, Ross Marquand, and Freddie Prinze Jr.
He's over there.
Thanks for being here, guys.
Sorry about the long wait, but...
Your droid announcing skills are fan-friendly.
Pretty strong, yeah.
We couldn't see anything, but we were riveted backstage.
He's really got an issue with Josh Wolfe.
I think he wants to see your papers.
Shit.
All right.
Okay, R2, that's good.
You did a great job.
Stand down, R2.
What do you say to him
to get him to stop?
You turn him off.
You shut him down.
No, I want him to keep going
if he wants to keep going.
Oh, look, he's popping a wheelie.
Looking right up her skirt.
Hello.
What's your name?
What is he doing?
He went from the world's most lovable
droid to his sexual predator.
Fuck, I'm telling you.
He's really taking a liking
to you.
Chris Hansen
stars in To Catch the Droid.
Well, let's say hello to my guests individually,
starting with the first timer on the show tonight.
It's Freddie Prinze Jr., everybody.
So excited to have you here, dude.
This is like turning into a bad Law & Order SVU episode.
Where there's like a kid who's actually controlling it and recording all this.
And is actually shooting up skirt shots.
Sorry, that's where my brain goes when I see this.
That's cool.
Once he hits that lip, he's going to stop again.
Whoa, he's going to go back over and check
her out again. He's like,
who's this? Who's this
guy with her? Not
impressed.
But Josh Wolf, on the other
hand... Did you think you
were going to get this investment from your
$39 fucking dollars? Did you ever think
that $39
would go this far?
How much do those
go for?
They're a lot.
They're a lot?
It was a gift.
It sure is
and it keeps getting.
Do you get like
really drunk on Saturday night?
You wake up Sunday morning
and you see 3PO costume
like,
oh,
it happened again.
Let's check the tape.
Yeah, do you live alone?
No?
How does your significant other feel about it?
Creeps her out?
He doesn't live alone.
He's got Ben and Brew there,
and they give him an oil bath every so often,
and there's same people.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to call them same people.
There's S-words, and it's a good time.
It's a good time on Tatooine.
He's just stuck.
Yeah, no.
He gets stuck on the lip
and I'm happy for him.
I mean, I'm happy that that stopped him.
But he's making noises
because he doesn't like it.
You sound like a grandfather
talking about his dog now.
He gets stuck on the lip. Don't worry. He'll be fine. Jack Russell. He's making noises. He doesn't like it. You sound like a grandfather talking about his dog now. He gets stuck on the lip.
Don't worry.
He's making noises.
He doesn't like it.
Goddamn thing finally gives me a minute's peace.
R2.
Patrol the other way.
Back up.
You can do it, R2.
So Freddy is... No, he's a disgrace.
He's in the...
You're in the podcasting game now, I hear.
With this fine specimen right here.
Josh Wolfe.
Let's say hi to him, too.
Hi.
Yeah, we have a show called...
We have a show called Prince and the Wolf,
and it's pretty... it's pretty stupid.
Wait, did you, how long did it take to come up with that?
R2 likes that name.
Yeah.
Let me tell you about it, R2.
No, how long?
Actually, probably longer than it should have.
Probably about three weeks.
You're all going, what do we call it?
Wolf Prince?
No. We were on that for a good week, though. probably about three weeks after I'm going what do we call it wolf prince no
we were on that
for a good week though
that was the front runner
I thought it was the one
Josh said no
you know we really
had to
you know change
there's only four words
so you gotta really
get all of the combinations
and this is one
we landed on
yeah
alright
Freddie is in
a movie you guys can back me up on this if you
want that uh when it's on cable television i i can't turn away and it's called head over heels
that's the one right isn't that weird that is weird every time i land on it i go is he a murderer
like i never remember how it ends,
but I, so I watch it.
Was I a murderer in that?
I think, well, you know, you're suspicious,
but then also...
I never saw it, so I don't...
I did, I read the script, I knew how it ended.
But it's on cable a lot,
you must hear from people about it.
She's All That's the one everyone says.
It's all about She's All That still.
Yeah, I don't get the head over.
I love Monica Potter, but you're the first one that's responded that way.'s All That still. Yeah, I don't get the head over. I love Monica Potter,
but you're the first one that's responded that way.
Oh, that's, well, I'm proud to be that person.
Good, you're the one.
R2's got my back on this one.
R2's like, dude, seriously?
You didn't watch Summer Catch?
Yeah.
Well, when I saw it, it was in Europe,
so it was called Summer Snatch.
It was a dirtier film.
There he goes again.
He's really
patrolling this one lady.
What's your name?
Hey, Nicole.
How do you feel about him creeping on you?
Threatening your loved ones?
Computer love.
Also joining us
on the panel.
I'm going to keep this thing going.
I think you should.
Yeah.
It's Ross Marquand, everybody.
Back on the show.
In between, you know, I can never ask you what's going on with Walking Dead.
You know, like you don't want to spoil anything.
You're under strict rules and regulations.
Super strict.
Yeah, but tell us something.
So many people die at the end of the season.
So many people die.
All right, well, it's about dead people, so...
Duh.
But you're home because you're done shooting for a spell?
Yeah, ostensibly.
Right?
Yeah, well, you don't know if you're done for good or not.
I mean, who knows?
How many of your relatives know exactly what's going on with you and your character on the show?
None of them know.
Really?
You don't even tell them?
I don't tell anybody.
All right.
Yeah.
When do you go back to Atlanta?
I mean.
Oh, I thought that was going to work.
So close.
So close.
You had me.
I was like, yeah, why not?
That's all he does all the time.
That's all you do is talk to people who want to get stuff out of you, right?
That's true.
That's the only time people talk to me. How do you think you'd respond to waterboarding?
Because I...
R2, get the water.
He's actually going for it.
He's going back to Nicole.
Hey, Nicole.
Nicole, can you say
Obi-Wan Kenobi, help me?
You're my only hope.
That's Mark Ellis, everybody.
You know, Doug.
Co-Schmo on the Schmo's Know.
Schmo's Know.
People like to call me an unsuccessful Ross Marquand.
You guys could be brothers.
I've heard that a lot.
I've always gotten a toe for grace.
Do you ever get toe for grace?
A lot, actually.
I ran into toe for grace at a Chipotle. This is not a lot. I've always gotten a toe for grace. Do you ever get toe for grace? A lot, actually. I ran into toe for grace at a Chipotle.
This is not a lie.
We ordered the same exact burrito.
And then I took a picture with him, and then he left.
He hasn't called since.
It was a good first date.
Did you say to him, people say we look alike?
I might have asked him to take a picture outside of Chipotle.
Because he wasn't going to do it.
He wasn't going to go up to you.
Mark, everyone says I look...
You're like, dude!
I'm like, look, dude, I'll be the awkward guy.
Okay, let's take a picture.
Where are you going? Why are my hands behind
my back in cuffs? It was a good night.
Good night.
You're on movie fights a lot
on Screen Junkies.
Yeah, I'll do some movie fights, some movie trivia schmo now.
Do you know your stats on there, like how often you win?
99% of the time.
Freddie knows I'm really good.
That's right.
Not quite that high of a percentage.
98.9% of the time.
Okay, not that bad.
I mean, come on, Freddie.
I win more than I lose, Doug.
Win more than I lose.
I like that. That's good. I can't say that to be true for me on this show.
No, your record's not
great on here, but you know what you bring to this
show? Stupidity?
Heart. Heart, exactly.
You're the Spanish
kid from Captain Planet.
Yeah, I play heart. Yeah, exactly. You're the Spanish kid from Captain Planet.
Yeah, I play heart.
I play heart.
The Peruvian kid. The Peruvian kid is shafted with heart.
That's right, buddy.
The American gets fire.
It's a good power, bro.
It's a good power.
The Russian gets water.
Big time.
Peruvian kid's like, heart.
Yeah.
Heart.
It's all you, buddy.
I missed that show by like two years, and now I feel really, really stupid.
Hey, does anybody care about this new Power Rangers movie?
I just saw it.
That's what you just came from?
Because you told me you were going to be in a screening.
What can you say?
Are you under an embargo?
No, I'm not.
So tell us.
Not that anyone here is probably planning to see it.
Is anybody planning to see it is anybody planning to see it
no
that one lady
checked with everybody
in the world of podcasting
or stand up
there's nothing worse
than a rhetorical question
and an audible no
there's worse things than that
but
but
have you formed an opinion?
It's not terrible.
It's two hours and four minutes.
It's too long.
40?
How long is it?
40 minutes?
It's 40 hours and 40 minutes.
Two hours and four minutes.
It's the show of Power Rangers movies.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
If it was 90 minutes, it would have been like really, really impressive.
And it's still, it's better than I thought it was going to be.
How's my boy Brian Cranston?
Cranston is great.
And that dude, Walter White, y'all, come this.
Wait, wait, wait.
Why is he your boy?
Did I say his?
No.
Ross said, how's my boy Brian Cranston?
Because you were both on AMC? Is that how that works?
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, they leave in the AMC house.
Do you do a...
They have a big house.
Yeah, exactly.
Or it's the most massive
Walking Dead spoiler ever given.
Oh, shit.
All their computers work great in the AMC house
because of all the halt and catch fire guys.
But let me ask you this.
Seriously, can we be serious for a minute?
I prefer not to.
Do you do a micro impression of Bryan Cranston?
No.
Can you try one right now?
Jesse.
No, I just hear him.
What was that?
Bryan Cranston when he comes?
Jesse!
Jesse!
Jesse!
Jesse!
Jesse!
Jesse!
Jesse!
Yeah, probably.
It sounds something like that.
All right, cool.
Yeah, good one.
I like it.
What do you got for the prize bag, Josh Wolf?
Well, I got sent a box of shit that I didn't want.
Well, it's all taped up and everything.
Yeah.
You don't even know what's in it?
Oh, okay.
It's open.
I do know what's in it.
You know, a long time ago, somebody from Adam and Eve
sent a huge box of shit to me.
And so every now and then,
I like to give some away.
So this is, it's a lot of lotions and lube.
It's a box of love.
Yeah.
You want to slide it down here?
Yeah.
Oh, it'll slide.
R2's curious about it.
Got a whole lot of lube.
Yeah, here, let's,
we should have R2 check this for...
Explosives?
Yeah.
R2.
The lube's down there, dude.
Get over here, you piece of shit.
Look at what he's been reading.
He's like, you know, I used to steal Death Star plans.
I'm a sniffing lube.
No.
Well, he has really...
Yeah, that's right.
I just threw some lube at you, RT.
Does that say OT?
Yeah, that's when you want to go to OT.
OT lube.
Oh, shit!
Yeah, that's the OT lube.
Oh, man.
We've been going for a while,
but I feel like we can kick it in the next...
Yeah.
We were tied now.
Here's two words I don't like.
Delay cream.
Yeah.
It's a good get.
Yeah, yeah.
So, yeah, so there's a whole box of that shit
courtesy of Josh Wolfe.
You're welcome in advance.
I'm sure it'll be nice for you guys.
It looks like a mix of oils.
I mean, OT is only literally the last thing you do.
But there's a lot of other oils.
Oh, there's a lot leading up to OT, dude.
There's the pre-team.
You got a first half.
You got halftime.
Halftime nipple pass.
A couple of snacks.
The post-game show.
You did Capri Sun
and some orange slices.
Look at the whole thing
in there, everybody.
Don't worry about it.
Got you.
Fuck you.
Yeah, R2
is really fixated.
He wants you
to take him home.
Yeah, I don't like him.
I just thought
of a funny video
would be,
a funny video
commercial parody
would be to do
a bunch of sad droids
with Sarah McLachlan music playing.
Freddie!
What do you got for the prize bag, my new friend?
I had some amazing...
Oh, really?
Amazing sandals of peace that I forgot to bring.
Oh, shit.
You guys are going to get a sweet,
and when I say sweet,
it already has one stamp on it,
a sweet Starbucks card
coming at you straight out of my wallet.
Boom.
I'm keeping my sandals of peace.
There's already one stamp on there,
so you just need to stamp it four more times
and you're going to get a
free breakfast.
Say it again. Say it again with passion.
Yeah. Coffee and a
sandwich. That's right. That's a good deal.
You're a fifth of the way there. You're welcome.
Yeah. And also
and guess what? It's on a clock.
You've got until
you've got until April 10th.
Hurry your ass up.
That is not the gift that keeps on giving.
It's a gift with a shelf life.
Yeah.
When you told us that backstage,
you made it seem like it was a Starbucks gift card.
Did I?
I was like, Freddie's a nice guy.
Didn't have a gift.
He stopped at a Starbucks.
No, I'm not a nice guy.
Loaded up like 50 bucks on a gift card.
No, that was literally in your wallet.
Yeah.
That's a memento, kids.
R2 likes it.
Yeah, R2 didn't believe it.
I'm showing him.
Scan it.
See four times and you get a free one.
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Doesn't care.
This is the most fun episode to be at.
That'll teach people to stay home when it's raining.
Yep.
Ross Marquand, what do you got for us?
Do you like Resident Evil?
I like how R2 won't leave Nicole alone.
Oh, Josh, here you go.
A Resident Evil umbrella?
Umbrella Corporation umbrella.
And it's been broken by zombies already.
It's been broken by zombies.
Officially.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's got a tiny little handle, though, right?
It doesn't give you
a whole lot of
it's almost like
an umbrella hat
you're making it look
no look
how long it is
it's like this
you can't do anything
with
like
it's got a short stick
yeah that's what I mean
the short stick thing
it might extend more
I love the cruel irony
of an audience
who was waiting in the rain
for an hour to get in
now I got an umbrella for one of you.
One of you is going home dry tonight.
The rest of you, wet.
You fixed it.
It's beautiful.
Now it's brand new.
It's a beautiful open umbrella.
That's not a thing anybody's superstitious about.
Yeah, nobody minds.
It's already raining,
so fuck it.
Who cares?
Oh, is that the superstition? I think that's how it works.
If it's raining,
you can open it indoors.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Makes perfect sense.
So actually,
this will be a reverse effect.
It's like bonking,
you know, Adam's head.
You know, Adam's family?
Yeah.
He has reverse amnesia.
It's exactly that.
What?
It's just like that.
Yeah.
It's like a bird.
Yes.
Have you met my umbrella droid?
He hates the umbrella.
Or he loves it. That's like my dog
trying to get out from under the covers.
Can't fucking
figure it out. There you go.
Okay, now he's going to be frozen for a while.
All right, good.
Okay, so Mark, what are you, Mark Ellis?
R2 could have used that umbrella on Dagobah.
I'll see you guys later.
I'm done, I'm done.
So by round of applause,
how many people in this room saw the movie
that came out at the beginning of last year
called The Witch?
All right, so my girlfriend went on Etsy to order a witch pillow it's gonna be a
witch pillow and this is what they delivered us
the witch turned itself into a zebra but it's also like a rainbow zebra yeah I
mean I thought the witch could do goats well.
Wait until you see what she does with a zebra.
So I also brought the actual pillow
that you can inflate and put in the zebra.
Oh.
And if that wasn't enough,
I also brought a pack.
This is 1986 Donruss unopened baseball cards.
Some of you, most of you,
not going to give a shit about this,
but if you do,
you know that there's
a Jose Canseco
rated rookie possibility
inside this unopened wax pack.
1986, Donruss,
there's no gum.
I think you should
hold on to that.
Why, there's no gum?
I have a whole box at home.
You do?
Yeah.
Serious collector.
I'm that guy.
Serious collector
doesn't need gum.
No gum?
Yeah, it doesn't even
smell like gum.
They should make it
smell like gum.
Donruss didn't do gum
back in the day. Tops did. The gum was the best part? Yeah, it doesn't even smell like gum. They should make it smell like gum. John Russ didn't do gum back then.
Topps did.
The gum was the best part.
Oh, it smelled so good.
Not 1986 gum.
That gum never goes bad, dude.
Are you kidding me?
My brother chewed 1983 Topps gun,
and this was like in 2003.
And he's fine.
He was home from school
for three days.
With what?
We just gave him a box of lube and told him to go to town.
Wait, was he at home or was he in town?
Some inconsistencies in your story.
Yeah, your story doesn't add up.
I'm a judge now.
So yeah, so far we have a pile of things
that would be suitable for like a fire.
Those chilly Southern California nights.
At least these products designed to help keep you wet
will stay dry under that umbrella.
And I brought a Douglas Movies t-shirt
and a plastic bag that I'm going to use later.
There's no reason to get into that.
And somebody gave me this at South by Southwest, and I was like, that's really cool.
I'm going to give it away on the show.
It's a virtual reality headset thingy
from Austin VR Lab.
So, yeah.
For me, virtual reality is like
I just walk around and go, wow, this is really
I could see around.
Everything.
Most crowds would go crazy for that. You guys
like, I don't know. I saw the lawnmower man
like two weeks ago.
We did a show
at Meltdown Comics
a couple weeks ago
where we gave everybody
a loot crate.
Did anybody,
were any of you
at that show?
Yeah, were you excited
to get that loot crate?
Still haven't gotten it.
Still haven't gotten it?
That's part of the,
that's what takes away
from your excitement
is that we didn't
give you one.
Yeah.
We didn't have enough.
But also included is a $10 gift card for iTunes so you can buy some premium episodes of Doug Lowe's movies
or anything you want from iTunes.
They have other stuff.
And a Peacemaker pipe.
All of that is going to be somebody's tonight.
And I also brought
buzzers.
So I'm going to bring those into the
action here in a second.
But first I have to ask Josh.
Yeah.
What was the last movie you saw?
Kong.
Skull Island.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Go ahead and bring that umbrella back
over to me. Thanks, R2.
How great is
John C. Reilly in that? Amazing.
Right? And you know, I heard
so some people
walked out disappointed and I heard what they were
talking about. They were complaining about the story
and whatever. If you're going to Kong for
the story, you're doing it wrong.
Do you know what I mean?
That should be in the ads.
Dude, you're just going to
eat some popcorn and just watch
the fucking CGI. That's it.
Really. It's really good CGI.
Amazing.
Yeah, it's really
neat. And then John C. Reilly is like the heart of it
he brings a little emotion to it
yeah I love it
I didn't love the movie
I just loved being high and watching the big ape
yeah that's
yeah that's what I meant by I loved it
that's what they did
they like made it bigger
and like
they spend so much like the previous like the the previous two king kongs were like way longer
and spent a lot more time on the human characters who gives a fuck yeah get the big monkey out here
the big monkey just danced around the whole time i just and didn't there were no people i'd be like
yeah fine i'm okay with that yeah I want to see some people die.
Oh, yeah. There were some great
fights in there. Really good.
Like, PG-13 is a stretch.
Some people die some pretty
horrible deaths.
Yeah.
Right?
That wasn't good.
I like the physical
gesture with that.
Freddie, have you been to the movies lately
or watched something at home or on a device?
I have two kids,
so the last movie I saw was the Lego Batman movie.
Wait a second.
Listen to all these people that don't have kids that love it.
Yeah.
Yeah, so that's not a reason to see it necessarily.
Who is your favorite villain?
Um... What would make you angriest?
Probably Riddler, because that Conan O'Brien, he's a dick.
I'm going to go with the Riddler.
I really liked Conan O'Brien, the way he kind of just committed to that.
It was a lot stronger than anyone else.
I think he had like two lines in there.
But you felt those two lines so powerfully
it felt like he was
the lead of the movie.
Fair enough.
Come here R2.
Ross?
You checking out R2?
Is he exploring new areas?
He was going to come to me
and then he stopped.
Oh he's back there.
Okay that's cool.
What have you seen lately?
I saw Get Out last night. i just saw that recently myself great wished i'd seen it earlier because i think
the less you know about it the better great but you liked it i loved it it was amazing yeah yeah
but it's really like one of those ones that like just don't there's no reason to say anything more
the less you know the better like you said absolutely which is true of a lot of movies but that one's got a special extra yeah a nice little hallmark
ending at the end I felt like all right I don't know why you had to say that no no now if in the
first time in ten years I'm gonna have to edit this program. Because you said more about Get Out than I wanted you to say.
No, no.
I just love to see Donald Trump
go to see Get Out
with a bunch of white guy gear on.
You know?
With white guy gear.
He's rooting for white people
in the movie
and he just walks out
like a sad fan.
Like, oh, we got our ass kicked.
It feels a bit like
being John Malkovich,
does it not?
And I thought it was interesting
that Catherine Keener was in it because she's obviously in being John Malkovich. And it's actually kind like being John Malkovich, does it not? And I thought it was interesting that Catherine Keener was in it, because
she's obviously in being John Malkovich, and it's
actually kind of being John Malkovich
with a sociological
slant to it. I see.
You know what I mean? Not really.
Don't you think?
I mean, you saw the movie, right?
Yeah, there was a...
You don't think it was being John Malkovich
with a sociological slant?
Really?
All right.
You see what I'm talking about, right?
Again, you're saying too much, but...
All right, all right.
But yeah.
It was kind of being John Malkovich.
All right.
I don't...
Fuck the people who haven't seen it yet.
Yeah, whatever.
Mark.
How long has it been out?
Two or three weeks?
Get Out came out in the middle of February.
Yeah, that's enough time.
Yeah, so that's plenty of time.
They should have seen it by now.
Let's just straight up
say the ending.
Oh, that's what you're worried...
Okay, I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
It was a nice ending.
I thought it was a nice ending.
Okay.
Look, all I'm saying is that
if y'all just gave a book report
and I was your teacher,
I would say you didn't
actually read this book.
I thought I was being pretty vague.
I thought I was being pretty vague, right? No, yeah, you're being plenty vague. Plenty vague your teacher, I would say you didn't actually read this book. I thought I was being pretty vague. I thought I was being
pretty vague, right?
No, yeah, you're being
plenty vague.
Plenty vague.
Yeah, I like it.
The middle of the movie
was cool and the ending
was like awesome
and I get an A.
The last movie you saw
we already know
was Power Rangers.
We could do Power Rangers.
We could do the other
last movie I saw.
What was that?
The Belko Experiment.
How'd that work out for you?
It was awesome.
I thought it was great.
I was psyched about that movie, and it's not doing great on Rotten Tomatoes or whatever,
but I love that James Gunn wrote it, and he's got Rooker and Sean Gunn are in it.
Yeah, John C. McGinley's in it.
There's a bunch of people in an office building, and there's a voice of God that tells them,
hey, in 30 minutes
half of you are going to die.
But if you kill like two people, everybody
lives. And then all hell breaks loose
from there. So it's like, do half of us want
to die?
Wait, is that happening here tonight?
Yeah, because
repeat the question, I wasn't paying attention at all.
I didn't expect to
captivate the audience that much.
Everybody leaned forward like, oh, fuck, R2,
get us out of this.
It's a cool movie, though, because I like watching
movies where I'm thinking, like, what would I do
if I was in that situation?
Would I be one of the guys freaking out, or would I be
staying calm? So, it's a
fun movie. I recommend it. Alright.
That's cool.
Where did you fall? Calm or freaking out i mean i'd like
to think i'd be cool about it but um i'd probably be the first guy dead you know i'd be the guy who's
like overacting like and when you can watch it you're like there's no way this guy's like a lead
this guy's just not a good enough act to be a principal. They're going to off him soon then his head blows up.
R2, what was the last movie you saw?
Beep boop beep boop beep beep beep.
He's done.
Oh, maybe does his battery die out?
Does he go into shutdown mode?
R2.
His light's still on.
Oh my God.
If he came back out and he had a tray of drinks like Jabba's Palace.
Right?
Is this practice for, like, are you going to get a real pet?
Get my power converters.
Get my power converters.
This is practice for a real pet.
R2.
I've got a BB-8 that does the same sort of thing.
But I just leave him in the box because I don't want them running around and I might step on them.
It's like a really sad Pixar movie.
You mean
it's like a Pixar movie?
All right,
here's the part of the show.
Bert, turn it off
because I'm about to say
let the games begin.
Gentlemen,
some people have fashioned name tags after their favorite or maybe a movie that just has their name in the title.
And I need each of you to go select the person you'd like to play for by physically taking the name tag from them.
And while you do that, we'll do this.
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That was very, uh... I don't even know how to describe that.
It felt like it didn't even happen.
What do you got there, Mark Ellis?
I have hell or high Peter.
Okay, and it's...
And it is adorned by two Cadbury...
These are genuine Cadbury eggs.
Is that what got you, was the Cadbury eggs?
It might have been the Cadbury eggs that got me, Mr. Benson.
Do you enjoy a Cadbury egg?
Like, would you eat one right now?
I haven't had a Cadbury egg in a good ten years, and...
I'd like to watch you eat one.
That was creepy as fuck, dude.
Hey, there's some interesting fetishes
in the world.
I think I'd like to watch you eat one.
Can you hand me
Josh Wolf's box of goodies, please?
Can I put some OT on this?
Oh!
See, that's part of why.
That is a very aggressive style.
Damn it, Mark.
See, there's...
Damn it.
They should do ads that say,
there's no good way to eat a Cadbury egg,
because it's disgusting.
That was fucking...
disgusting. That was fucking ugh.
Oh.
Oh my goodness.
Give me one, too.
No, there's no coming back for that.
Just let it set, bro.
Let it set.
It's just, yeah.
There's only one way to eat a cat berry egg.
And it just bites the fuck
into the thing and I just forgot how creamy
it was Doug
yeah it's like
it's like fucking soup
inside
thanks for sucking on your fingers dude
that's nice
I'm gonna call you
sticky fingers from now on
the rest of the episode
sticky fingers I'm going to call you Sticky Fingers from now on. The rest of the episode, Sticky Fingers.
Just hanging out.
Have any of you guys ever heard of a movie called Starred Up?
No.
Yeah.
Because the Hell or High Water poster says,
from the writer of Sicario and the director of Starred Up.
Like, why would they put that there of a movie nobody's ever heard of?
Can I tell you something else?
Please.
You would think the
You think the
insides would be like good coding?
I literally almost choked
on the second part of the egg because
Ross said something. You're still
about to choke.
Ross called me Sticky Fingers. I was like, it'd be really
funny if we were in a sitcom and we were twins and you were the successful one and I was the one at home and they called me Sticky Fingers. I was like, it'd be really funny if we were in a sitcom
and we were twins
and you were the successful one
and I was the one at home
and they called him
Sticky Fingers
because he just
ate that very thing.
It's so hard
to take you seriously
with that shit
just glistening
on your chin.
I can't even
take anything
he's saying seriously.
You just got that shit
all over your face.
We're chocolate gold.
Hey, let's see you fuckers introduce a poster.
It's not as easy as it looks.
A lot of pressure involved.
Yeah, it looks like Freddie's going to have to eat some weird shit as well.
Fuck that.
But let's check with Ross first.
I got, this is very funny.
I love wordplay, as you know.
Call him them softly.
Because I'm a huge Colin Quinn fan, as you also know.
Yeah, he put me on there.
And also, not only do I have a gun, but I also have a gavel.
And Scoot McNary.
Last time I was on the show.
Yeah, Scoot's a regular on the show. Very nice guy.
Very nice. And, alright.
Good job. So there you go.
That's the extent of it. Not nearly as
entertaining as his, apparently. No eggs.
Give that man an egg.
It's not a competition, Ross,
except for the part that's about to be a competition.
Freddie, what do you got over there?
Alright, I got a Takira Sunrise
starring Mel Gibson, Michelle Pfeiffer
Doug Benson
Oh, look at that, I really fit in nicely in that one
You do, right? You stole his role
I'd rather replace Mel Gibson
and co-star with Kurt Russell
Why do you look so surprised
that you're on the movie poster?
Because I was, I was like
Oh shit, I was like, oh my god. I was like, oh, my God.
I got a boner against Michelle Pfeiffer right now.
It was frightening.
We should not be standing this close together.
She's a sexy movie star.
I'm high.
And what's attached to it?
Like little bottles of something?
It looks like we got some jelly bean champagne flavor, orange crush,
which if you play pool,
you know that's getting the three and the five.
No degenerate gamblers?
Okay, good. No, you're a good group.
So we got, yeah, jelly beans
and tequila. We know they're a good
group because R2 patrolled and found
nothing. And he
Blair witched himself up against the wall.
He's tapping out back there.
He's just like...
Too much input.
He's going to sleep well tonight.
Yeah.
Who are you playing for, Josh?
See, this is Jesse Dug.
Look at that.
What was your name?esse jesse jesse
here's there's a couple reasons obviously i got it because it's actually scooby doo is one of
my low-key favorite comedies i was super high high when I went, but it was so funny.
I'm sorry.
Fuck you if you didn't see it.
But if you saw it, you laughed in that theater.
And you walked out.
Maybe a little ashamed that you laughed that much, but you still laughed.
You didn't go there with no kids?
No, I went with my brother.
He was high as fuck, and it was funny.
Wait, did you know Freddy when you saw it?
No.
No.
No, I just went with my brother.
So this was years ago. And then now that you guys know each other,
do you talk about it all the time?
No, not really.
Is this the first time he's finding out
what a fan you are of Scooby-Doo?
No, he told me once before.
I thought it was just as weird then.
You know what's funny?
I said to him, I go,
I'm going to tell you something.
And I told him, and I go, I bet you nobody's ever told you that before.
And he goes, well, nobody your age.
I don't have any brothers.
And I'm the first person to like head over heels.
I think he's messing with me.
Yes, no head over heels.
But I love the bottom starring Doug, somebody, me, weed,
and he threw Freddie in there.
All right.
Yeah.
That's a seriously good cast.
Where'd you get that name tag?
Right here.
From Jesse.
Did you know that Freddie would be here?
Periscope.
Periscope.
Yeah, today on Periscope, I let it slip a little bit.
Oh, shit.
I said, I'm not going to say who's going to be here tonight,
but I know what he did last summer.
And it wasn't Scooby-Doo 3.
Is there a 3?
They don't have a check big enough.
What do you mean, is there a 3?
But it's funny we were talking about Belko Experiment because James Gunn wrote the Scooby-Doo movies, right?
He did, man.
He did.
Absolutely.
James is our guy, man.
Yeah, he's awesome.
James, the first script that he wrote
was the one that everybody sort of jumped on,
and it had all the jokes that our generation wanted.
A lot more edge.
Yeah, and then when we landed in Australia, all those jokes were gone.
There was just a mystery van and some costumes.
Yeah, I was like, oh, we're just a G-rated movie.
Okay, great, we'll rock this.
But yeah, Velma was way gay.
She was awesome.
She loved the Indigo Girls.
She didn't give an F.
There was smoke coming out the mystery machine.
No, God.
Turned into a barbecue.
And that was where the smoke was coming from.
Yeah, they definitely de-emphasized Scooby Snacks.
Yeah, that's all right, though.
Did Scrappy-Doo ever make an appearance?
He was in one of them.
I don't remember which one he was in.
He must have been in the second one.
He's the villain?
There you go.
He's the villain in the first one?
Yeah.
And then he's not in the second one at all?
And, oh, you didn't see the second one? Because then he's not in the second one at all?
Oh, you didn't see the second one, because I thought I was talking to an expert on this subject.
You're clearly
wearing your Scooby Gang pants
tonight.
Alright, so that's who you guys are playing for.
And I think we have time for a game.
Round one.
Mark, you're the winner.
Congratulations.
If I can eat an egg and not choke on it in 20 seconds.
Please don't eat another fucking egg.
There's another one ready to go.
Josh is going to hurl.
I think whoever's out of the game first
has to eat the other egg.
Hell no.
That karma will come right to me.
Absolutely not.
I think if Josh loses,
we put the egg on his head,
then put his hat back on,
and then hit him on top of the head.
That sounds great.
That classic move.
I got buzzers for you guys.
Buzz it.
For this game called Alex's, Jason and Deb's IMDb game.
Do you guys... Broncos colors.
Freddie, do you ever look at your IMDb page to see what's going on there?
Probably in like 2000 I did, maybe.
Was it around in 2000?
Did you ask Jeeves about your IMDB?
My America Online account, I think, was the original.
I was either going to go Netscape Navigator or ask Jeeves.
I was like, fuck it, I'm risking it with ask Jeeves.
Did you ever get one of those gateway computers that came in the cow boxes?
Yeah!
Oh no, I was answering your question.
I'm going to kill their thing if I do that.
Yeah, if you don't like your noise, you could trade with somebody else.
Oh, no, this noise is suiting.
All right, so you guys get the idea.
Mine is super positive.
Like, hey, how was your date last night?
That was easy.
No question.
No question.
My date was with this.
You got the easy button.
My date was with this.
So this game is all...
Got sad over here
for a second.
The creamy filling.
I was going to go to my IMDB app, but it's gone from my phone.
The Belko experiment.
Some people butt dial people.
I butt delete apps.
I don't know how that happens.
apps.
I don't know how that happens. But
IMDB has a top
four, they call it, the best known for
and they list four projects for
each person. So like
in your case, I imagine it's
Scoob. It'd be Scoob and She's All
That and Head Over Heels
maybe. I know
what she did. Oh yeah,
the scary one. I would throw Summer did. Oh, yeah, yeah, the scary one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I would throw Summer Catch in there.
Yeah, you're a Summer Catch guy.
I'm a Summer Catch fan.
You watch it every spring?
I watch it every season.
How would you know time was passing if you didn't?
Didn't.
So, I'm going to start naming somebody's top four.
And as soon as you think you know it, you buzz in.
And if you guess wrong, it's negative one point.
But if you get the right answer, then for bonus points, you can name the remaining.
You get to guess at what the remaining titles are in that person's
top four. Nice. So the important
thing is after the first title
you gotta be careful about jumping in
because probably lots of actors are in
that first movie and you need to hear
that second one to really solidify
your answer. Have you played this
before, Ross? Yeah, I have. Okay.
You seem really ready.
Yeah, your posture got like real
nice. He was like
the kid that sits in the front on purpose
in class.
It's like you're super ready and Josh
is like ready to watch.
I'm just gonna
go ahead and as soon as you say
something. Really? It's game on.
First title, you're just going to hit it?
No, because I might not be able to name
any out of the... I'd like to see you get the worst
score of all time. Alright, here we go.
That would be negative four.
I think
I can do it.
As you can get today.
Alright.
So...
Oh, and sometimes a theme emerges.
Let's face it.
All the time a theme emerges.
And the last time I forgot to mention it, it was actors that were in the upcoming movie Baby Driver.
And nobody ever caught on to that, nor should they, because the movie doesn't come out until August.
So, wait, is that what this is?
Isn't there a baby box?
Yes, this is all actors that are in Baby Driver,
which stars Jon Hamm, Jamie Foxx.
Here we go.
Ray.
All right.
You'll figure out the theme, maybe.
But this person's top four starts with train spotting.
Whoa, Freddie?
Ewan McGregor.
Freddie Prince Jr. with a point.
Man!
Man.
Coming in hot and hard.
So now what you get to do...
What you get to do is you get three guesses.
I won't tell you if you're right or wrong
until you name three movies,
if you can name three movies.
But three other films featuring Ewan McGregor
that made his top four on IMDb.
Phantom Menace.
Full title.
Star Wars, The Phantom Menace.
Which episode was it, Craig? Oh, sorry. Full title. Star Wars, The Phantom Menace. Which episode was it, Craig?
Oh, sorry. Episode one.
He played
Obi-Wan.
He found Anakin with Qui-Gon.
Yeah, you don't have to say
more than that. Alright, sweet. Alright. to say more than that. All right, sweet.
All right.
Two more, two more.
Moulin Rouge?
Okay, one more.
And am I allowed to say another Star Wars?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, well, then I...
It could be all Star Wars.
Yeah, I would probably just say all of them.
I'll do Star Wars Revenge of the Sith.
Which episode was that?
That was number three.
That one is
correct. That's the only one that got
love for him? Yep, because then the next
one was Attack of the
Clones. Oh, yeah.
Okay. And then
his fourth title, Big Fish.
Yeah, Big Fish.
They don't like the singing and dancing
in Moulin Rouge, huh?
I always thought Moulin Rouge
would be up there
because that's
strictly the movie
that made the most money
other than Star Wars
movies I would think
but anyway
that's his top four
it's a weird
system they use
and you have
who else could you
even name
Freddy has two points
Kevin McKidd
Johnny Lee Miller
Johnny Lee Miller
yeah yeah
Robert Carlyle
and that other
the other guy's name, Ewan.
It was another Ewan spelled differently.
It was an Eccleston.
And his last name is Bremmer.
I wouldn't have gotten any of his top four bonus.
Ewan Eccleston?
No.
Christopher Eccleston, wasn't it?
Huh?
Christopher Eccleston, maybe.
There was a toilet in it at one point.
There was a bed that was used as a toilet at one point.
Wait, which one?
Yeah, Trainspotting.
I haven't seen T2, which I'm irritated that it's called T2 for starters.
It's a little joke on the other movie.
Yeah, but why would a title of one movie be a joke on another movie
that's a completely different genre and time?
I need your clothes, your boots, and all your heroin.
Now, give it to me.
Do it.
I need it.
That's amazing, Freddie.
Thank you.
Been working on that one.
But you should do micro ones like Ross does.
I'll try.
I'll try.
See, Josh has so much fun, I have to
have him back.
Because usually losers don't enjoy themselves
that much.
I have no expectations at all.
That's the best part.
Alright, so Freddie has two points and everybody else has
no points, but there's plenty
of chances to catch up.
Who's best known for starts
with sense
and sensibility.
Oh, Josh just throws himself on the
ground.
Ross, let's hear your buzzer. I'm going to say Emma Thompson.
Hit your buzzer again. Oh, okay.
I just wanted to hear it. Oh, yeah, thanks.
Emma Thompson?
That is correct.
That's good.
Yes, too.
Lots of people in Sense of Sensibility.
You really took a chance there.
I did.
Name three more Emma Thompson vehicles.
I'm going to say Junior with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito.
That's a great DeVito, by the way.
I can't believe I'm pregnant again.
No!
Again?
Plan C.
So... Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
One of the Harry Potters. Yeah, yeah.
Oh, shit. Those are tough titles to pull out.
No, the Harry Potters. Which one did she Oh, shit. Those are tough titles to pull out. Geez, I don't even know the Harry Potters.
Which one did she start in?
Christ.
She wasn't in that one.
The Deathly Hallows.
The Sorcerer's Stone.
They broke up the Deathly Hallows into one and two.
You got to pick a number.
The Order of the Phoenix.
Okay.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
That's the rest of your guess?
Yep.
All the Harry Potters. Just all the Harry Potters. Junior, Order of the Phoenix. That's the rest of your guess? Yep. All the Harry Potters.
Just all the Harry Potters.
Junior, Order of the Phoenix, and one more.
Prisoner of Azkaban.
Okay.
I don't know.
Azkaban.
Do you think she...
Did she enter the series around there?
I don't know.
Azkaban?
You don't know?
Yeah.
I don't know.
I thought you knew this shit.
Yes!
I've only seen like three.
Unfortunately... Sticky fingers. Say yes. Sticky fingers. Yes! I've only seen my three. Unfortunately.
Say yes!
Sticky fingers.
Unfortunately and strangely
because usually box office
has a lot to do with what they pick.
They didn't go with any
Harry Potter movies.
But they went with Junior, right?
Or Junior.
They went Love Actually.
Yeah.
Nanny McPhee, and Howard's End.
I got to tell you, you were so confident with Junior.
You know what I mean?
You had that.
You were like, in your back pocket, you were thinking, but at least I got Junior.
You even had a secret tag team partner over here.
She was like wishing the answers toward you.
You were like, but got the middle piece.
I'm going to tie it up with Junior.
I got Junior in my back pocket.
Junior in your back pocket.
Or what was that?
Dead Again.
Dead Again with Kenneth Branagh.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that's another good one.
Yeah, she's been in some movies.
She's been in some movies.
She was in...
She's been in a few.
Yeah.
She's great.
But Josh, maybe you shouldn't play the game.
You should just do commentary after each round.
Well, let me tell you something right now.
I'll be like the hype man.
About how they played.
When you said Sense of Sensibility, I took my hand off.
And when you said Emma Thompson, I leaned over.
And what did I say to you?
Couldn't pick her out of a lineup.
Really?
I don't think so.
What accent do you think she has normally?
Well, you said Harry Potter,
so I'm going to give her a British accent.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's a British lady.
You should get a point for that.
You should get a point for that.
One of the most revered actresses of all time.
What a weird game that would be.
What'd you say?
She's one of the most revered actresses of all time.
I'm sure I'd know her face,
but I don't know anybody's names and faces.
That's why I'm so good at this game, guys.
She won the Oscar for writing sense and sensibility.
Great.
I'm happy for her.
Super happy.
She seems like a real nice lady, yeah.
All right, Freddie has two.
Ross has one.
Two more rounds plus a tiebreaker
if needed.
Here goes.
A fish called Wanda.
Uh-oh, Josh is in.
I forgot.
You can't
confer with Freddie.
Or R2.
Kevin Kline.
I like his face. That is correct.
Oh, yeah.
Kevin won the Oscar
for A Fish Called Wanda.
He did?
That's good.
I'm happy for him, too.
All right, so...
This might take a minute, but...
Is there any chance
that you could name
another Kevin Kline film?
You got this, man.
Okay.
Come on. You can do this. Yeah. Stand up
if you need to. Get the blood moving.
What was that one
where he was the president?
Yes. Oh, yeah. Dave.
That's a good answer.
That's got to be on there.
Two more.
That's got to be on there.
Two more.
The Big Chill.
Oh, like that.
All right.
I like what you're doing.
One more.
I couldn't name another.
Could your face be sweatier right now?
No, I'm crying.
I was crying.
I was crying.
I was crying.
I apologize for accusing you of sweating when you're crying.
I was doing a bit.
I was doing the...
And so the third one...
One more good one, Jeff.
One more good one.
Yeah, just let the thoughts go in and out.
Let the thoughts go in and out.
Let them go in and out.
Think about the Wild West.
Think about the Wild West.
Yeah.
Think of an element not like gold, but something like that. Silverado.
Yeah, that's a good answer.
That was fun that that just happened.
So those of you, Dave, Big Chill, and Silverado.
Okay.
When he said, do you think about the Wild West,
he was pushing you towards Wild Wild West.
Gave you two out of the three words in the title.
I was doing Silverado.
And you decided to go Silverado.
That's my fault, because I said it.
That's on me.
I'm sorry.
So close.
You picked the better movie.
I just tried to pick the bigger movie.
Also with Kenneth Branagh.
Amazing.
And I'm going to be interrupting Wild Wild West
in April at the Wild West Comedy Festival
in Nashville, Tennessee.
Which is why I pitched that job.
Thank you.
Cry Freedom.
He played Stephen Biko, I think, in that. Or a guy who knew Stephen Biko. Cry Freedom he played Steven Beko
I think in that
or a guy who knew
Steven Beko
credited as
the guy
who knew
Beko adjacent
Steven Beko
is my Emma Thompson
listen I got
no idea
Big Chill
is my junior
okay you guys
you can play
your little puzzles
play your word puzzles after the show.
We got hard and real answers here.
No Strings Attached.
That's a funny movie.
Underrated.
Kevin Kline's like somebody's dad in it?
He's the father of, I believe, Natalie Portman.
She hooks up with Ashton Kutcher,
and they don't want it to become a thing.
They're just hooking up with no strings attached.
Guys, guys, guess what happens?
Strings get fucking attached.
This is at the same
time as JT and Mila Kunis'
Just Friends or whatever.
The BFFs. What was it?
Friends with Benefits.
Friends with Benefits? Yeah.
Many Friends. There's two movies about the same thing
that came out around the same time.
What are the odds?
What are the odds, said the makers of Volcano and Deep Impacts
and Dante's Peak.
All right, so what do we have here?
You got a point for your troubles.
Yeah.
So Josh is on the board.
You've never said that before.
I think maybe.
You've got a point before.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
It was with negative points.
Yeah, that's true.
I mean, everybody had Mark to win today,
and he is the only one without any points.
No, I'm the only guy recovering from my tour
through Willy Wonka's anus.
So now that I've successfully freed myself.
There's no earthly way of knowing
which direction this is going.
Is it raining?
Is it snowing?
Keep burping, Charlie.
Is an ass hurricane a-blowing?
See, there's a lot of pressure on me now
because when I hear the movie,
I'm going to have to buzz in
because I don't want one of them to get it,
so I'm just going to have to be an actor.
Oh, I like this.
I like where this is going.
You ready?
I'm ready.
Here we go.
Yeah, test your buzzers.
Frozen. Oh, Ross Marquand with the fast buzz. Oh, fuck. Yeah test your buzzers Frozen
Oh Ross Marquand
With the fast buzz
Oh fuck
I legitimately don't know
A single person in that movie
Fucking big Frozen fan over there
I was
I can't believe it
Don't tell R2 That you don't know anybody in that.
It's his favorite movie.
He's always walking around singing.
Do you want to build a bleep bleep?
The woman with the really beautiful voice in Wicked.
Oh, yeah, that one.
Oh, yeah, John Travolta knows who that is.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Adele Dazeem. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Adele Dazeem.
Oh, man.
Oh, if only John Travolta was here
to help you.
So dumb. I'm so sorry.
I think Travolta might get in
on this other end.
No, no, no. T.J. Miller?
Okay.
I didn't see that coming animated movies yeah he's a booger in those commercials right now
Who's that woman with the beautiful voice?
TJ Miller.
Yeah, that's why.
I didn't see that coming. What's the woman's name?
What's her name?
Yeah!
What's her name?
My voice is beautiful!
Oh, what's her name?
You don't get to guess.
You already guessed.
She's got such a beautiful voice.
Oh, my God.
How many points do you want to lose?
I can't remember.
All right.
So you're out.
Oh, dude.
But good try.
It was exciting.
The next title.
Love and Other Drugs.
Can I ring in?
No.
Freddie.
Kristen Stewart?
No.
Wait, who?
She's not in either of those movies.
Wouldn't she have frozen?
No, you're thinking of Twilight?
I never saw that movie.
Mark's buzzing in.
I'm going to say Josh Gad.
That is correct.
The princess girl.
That's what I was trying to think.
That's not T.J. Miller.
I meant Josh Gad.
That is what I meant.
Yeah, okay.
No, dude.
My brain works weird.
He's the voice of Olaf.
That's what I was trying to think of. He's a snowman. Yeah. Yeah, okay. No, dude. Yeah. My brain works weird. He's the voice of Olaf. That's what I was
trying to think of.
He's a snowman.
Yeah.
See, he knows.
I was thinking of
how to train your dragon.
There's dragons
in both of them,
aren't there?
That's what I was
thinking of.
I knew there was a...
Hey, what's the girl
from Veronica Mars?
What's that girl's name?
Kristen Bell.
Kristen Bell is...
Ah, there you go.
And Idina Menzel is who you're trying to think of. No, but who's the woman Bell. Ah, there you go. And Idina Menzel
is who you're trying to think of.
No, but who's the woman
from Wicked?
Idina Menzel.
Idina Menzel, yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
That's why Travolta
couldn't say it.
It makes no sense.
I was thinking
that Kristen Chenoweth.
That's who I was thinking.
Yeah, she's not.
She's in Wicked
but not in Frozen.
All right, I thought,
well, whatever.
It's cool.
Musicals, man.
Whatever.
I don't know that shit.
But Love and Other Drugs, of course, is why Mark figured it out,
because Josh Gad is in that.
And you get two more Josh Gad attempts.
If you name both of these, it's for the win.
But if you name one of them, you'll be tied with Freddie.
It's all a question of how fresh the IMDb page is.
Yeah, how fresh is it?
Because I'm going to say Beauty and the Beast is going to be one of them.
If it's really fresh.
It's got to be pretty fresh.
I'm going to think of what else.
Why are you helping him, Ross?
Okay.
At least he didn't know why. I'll tell you why didn't know why I'll tell you why he's helping
I'll tell you why he's helping both of us
Because he just gave me a movie
That stars one
Topher Grace
Oh
And it's Take Me Home Tonight
But I'm not
I'm not ready to commit
To Take Me Home Tonight
That's probably not in his top four
I mean, I'm looking right at it
Because
I don't see it anywhere
It's a movie he did
He had a smaller part
So this is why I might have heard it
But it's a good movie
Came out a couple years ago
Mark Ruffalo and Keira Knightley
Begin Again
Josh Gad is in Begin Again?
Well that's not a big vote of confidence
But I will
What was the wedding one? Big vote of confidence. But I will...
What was the wedding one?
The wedding ringer?
I don't know. I didn't see it, but I know he's in a wedding movie.
Yeah, I'm going to go with the wedding ringer
to be Freddie Prinze.
And Beauty and the Beast.
Okay, Beauty and the Beast didn't make the cut.
The Angry Birds movie did.
And also, I don't know how I feel about this. Beast didn't make the cut. The Angry Birds movie did. He was a bird.
And also, this is, I don't
know how I feel about this.
The Wedding Ringer.
There you go. Yeah, you
helped him to tie it up with you.
Oh, well we get overtime. We get the lube
now. We're good.
It's a win-win, man.
I think for that joke alone,
I think the win goes to Freddie Prinze Jr.
I mean, that was pretty...
Call back and...
He brought a Starbucks gift card, though, so...
Was it a gift card, though?
It wasn't even a gift card.
That's the best part about it.
I didn't think you'd get coffee with it.
It's literally, You get a breakfast sandwich
Or get the fuck out of our store
No that card is gonna cost you money
That's the best part about that gift
I love this gift
It's gonna cost you money
That you have to spend
Everyone's getting for Christmas next year
You got three weeks
To buy four coffees
Or you're fucked
Not only is there a time o'clock on it,
but it costs you money.
They come looking for you.
It's really a great prize.
And also,
the baristas love
hearing about
I got this from
Freddie Prinze Jr.
It'll make their day.
They'll really want you
to sit there
and tell it to them.
All right,
so since you guys are tied,
this is just between Mark and Freddy. Return your buzzers,
Josh and Ross.
Pass them down here. Yeah, I know
how you guys are. You'll buzz in even
though you're not allowed. Isn't there a lightning round?
With your dead again. Come on, man.
I love that movie, bro.
So this is just going to come down to whichever
one of you buzzes in and gets the name right
first because I only need one point to finish the other guy off.
You're going down, Ellis.
Was that you or Wolf?
It was me.
And let me get you some of this OT lube so that you can finish the other guy off.
I don't want to win.
I don't want to win.
Let Josh have my place.
I don't want to win Let Josh have my plate
I never thought to ask
After the Cadbury egg fiasco
If there was like
Just sanitizer in there
Like
Probably not
But you know
You think the one thing
A box like that should have
Is something to clean
Yourself up with
Well the box has a lot
Of like compartments
And stuff
So there's plenty
Of cardboard
It's the one you want guys
That's the prize
Alright we really
Gotta wrap this up. I have two minutes
over and apologies
to whatever shows on next.
There's another show after this.
Good lord. We'll get you out of here quick. Alright, thanks.
I have no control over it.
I'm pretty much the reason you're running over.
If you say Citizen Kane, it'll be pretty quick.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, part one.
It's not Emma Thompson.
Now let me recap. So far, we've had Ewan McGregor, Emma Thompson Now let me recap
So far we've had
Ewan McGregor, Emma Thompson, Kevin Kline
Josh Gad and
Mark
Yeah cause she played
Belle in a little movie that
IMDB doesn't recognize yet
That would be Emma Watson
That is correct for the win. He did it.
Couldn't have done it without FPJ
over there.
That was great.
Great finish. Exciting.
Now you can eat the other egg.
As the winner today, I think you deserve it for the love of God what are
you doing this egg is already stick here on the outside I don't know if I did you any favors.
Oh, it's kind of old.
It's crystallized.
Yeah, it's from last Easter.
I don't think you should eat that.
I'm going to have to speak with a bunny that made this before I drink further.
What is that?
It's sticky.
Cocaine?
It looks like... this before I... What is that? It's sticky. Cocaine?
You need to speak to the bunny that made that?
Sticky fingers.
What questions would you ask him?
No.
Don't eat that.
Freddie just turned his mic off
and he's like, dude, seriously, don't eat that.
I like Mark.
I'm going to eat it because I love you guys.
Here we go.
All in one, baby.
All in one.
All in one.
Yes!
Yes!
Oh, Mark.
Did you put that in your mouth all at once?
Are getting diabetes tonight.
Yep.
Yep.
Crazy. Go ahead. Let's see you just... I'm going to watch you swallow.
Say the alphabet.
What's happening right now? Explain how you feel.
It's like a weird science experiment.
It looks like ash from Alien
right before it pops up.
When your friend takes a pill, nobody knows what it is,
and you just watch him for like 40 minutes like,
what are you feeling right now?
I'm going good. You're all good. You're like, something's going to happen. what it is and you just watch it for like 40 minutes like what are you feeling right now yeah all right we gotta go josh uh what do you got to plug uh the prince and the wolf podcast uh
it's it's a lot of fun it's on itunes check it out and i'm in uh denver at the end of this month, which is March, and Boston at the beginning of April.
Love it.
Thank you.
Freddie, same thing?
Yeah, just repeat that for me. Boom.
Alright, yeah, look for him in Boston.
And what do you got going on, Ross?
Yeah, The Walking Dead.
Yeah.
You know?
Yeah, all right, cool.
Awesome.
How many episodes are left in the current season?
Dos mas.
All right.
And big...
You...
You did this last time, too, man.
Big finish?
With the OT, baby.
Pretty exciting.
Alright, Mark Ellis?
I can talk again, ladies and gentlemen.
It's down to go it.
You can find me in the bathroom in about 10 minutes.
A young man named Josh Wolf and I are doing a very cool weekend
in Orlando at the Improv for Star Wars Celebration.
If you're in the Orlando area, April 13th
through the 15th, come see me.
Open for Josh. There's another guy named
Freddie Prinze Jr. that may be there, too. We don't know.
We don't know.
There's a guy that looks like Ross Marquand
that might be there on stage.
Yeah. No, Freddie will be there, too, that weekend.
It's going to be a fun time. I will, actually.
Is this real? Real.
Can I come?
It's real. Ross is. I will, actually. All right, is this real? Real, it's real. Yeah, it's real, yeah. Can I come? Okay, it's real.
Ross is gonna go too.
Is this real?
I love Star Wars.
Now we're gonna get
Ross in the van
and it's Easter weekend
so there's gonna be
a shit ton of
Cadbury eggs there too.
All right.
Let's hear it for all my guests,
Josh Wolf, Freddie Prinze Jr.,
Ross Marquand, and Mark Ellis.
As always,
Roomba 2D2
Scooby-Doo 22
is a shithead.
It's one of those clever people that writes their
shithead down as the show's in progress.
And then, Systemic Rac that writes their shithead down as the show's in progress. And then systemic racism is a shithead.
Yeah, it's about time somebody brought that up.
And this one might be one of my favorites ever, because I really don't have the context for this.
Moby on the radio yesterday is a shithead.
for this.
Moby on the radio yesterday is a shithead.