Doug Loves Movies - Geoff Tate, Emma Arnold and Trey Galyon guest

Episode Date: September 8, 2016

Live from Comedy Works in Denver, Doug welcomes Geoff Tate, Emma Arnold and Trey Galyon to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://...art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug makes candy wrappers, weenies, babies, sticky seats with 50 azimuth or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, but Doug loves movies. Hey everybody, I'm just cracking up Hey, everybody. I'm just cracking up because when I got here, there were three chairs on the stage,
Starting point is 00:00:32 and I was like, oh, shit, I'd like a chair. Can you put four chairs up there? And then now I just realized that we have five microphones, and we only need four, Now I just realized that we have five microphones. And we only need four, so... I don't know how to ask for things here. Without getting a bonus thing I didn't need.
Starting point is 00:00:56 That's how nice they are here. Also, I said I'll use the stool as a table, and then they put a table next to the stool. Apologies to everyone here in person and the listeners. So everyone hearing this, apologies to all of you, because I still have to do a little more rearranging of the stage, which is not necessarily fun to listen to. But I just want the people, all the nice people who bought tickets in this hole in the ground to...
Starting point is 00:01:39 No, I love this club. It's an awesome basement-style club, but also... You guys are just not going to be able to see this person. Just pretend that that one person is on a podcast that you're listening to. All right. Now everything is right where I want it, sort of. Where were we? My name is Doug, and I love movies.
Starting point is 00:02:09 This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you once again from underground at Comedy Works in downtown Denver, Colorado! You know, I enjoy every town I go to to do Douglas movies because the people, or stand-up, because the people that show up to my show are people that like me. So we have a nice time, and I go, that's a nice town. I had a good time there. You know, so people are always like, well, don't you hate it anywhere?
Starting point is 00:02:47 I was like, well, not now. I haven't gone anywhere where people all spit at me or treat me poorly. So I always have a good time everywhere. But I got to give a special nod to Denver for being, like, the first place I started to sell out regularly way back before weed was legal. And then... And then, you know what? Like, I went to a music festival this last weekend,
Starting point is 00:03:19 and Riot Fest is awesome, but... But where the fuck was the pot smoking? Someone told me that everyone just goes to everything on edibles here now. That's why no one was smoking. But I was looking around, and there was hardly any smoke. And I know Riot Fest in Chicago. I went there last year.
Starting point is 00:03:38 It's just a huge fucking smokeout. So I think what happens is when it gets legalized in a place, there's suddenly a little bit more respect for public use. But when it's not legalized, it's like, fuck you, the law. So now when the worst thing a cop will say to you is like, hey, could you move that down the block? Makes you just keep it inside and be really respectful. I don't need the man barely hassling me. But yeah, so then I sold out those shows,
Starting point is 00:04:17 and then when I started doing my, you know, other shows and podcasts like Doug Loves Movies and Getting Doug With High, you guys turned out for those in equal measure and I appreciate it. Alright, so it's Monday, September 5th, 2016
Starting point is 00:04:33 and I bet you guys worked real hard on your name tags. Labor Day joke. Whoa. That is a big John Lebowski poster, but it's big John Lennonski.
Starting point is 00:04:51 But your actual name is John Lennon? Yes, sir. Okay, I'm going to have to ask you to leave for being a creep. They'll unbag your phone on the way out. Yeah, I should tell the listeners that every single person that brought their phone to this show here at Comedy Works
Starting point is 00:05:15 had it put in a lock-up bag that you get to hang on to. I don't know what that would feel like. Just, oh, my phone's right here if I need it, but it's locked in a bag that I can't get into. Hopefully it won't bring you guys too much anxiety.
Starting point is 00:05:33 But I also applaud any club that takes such a measure because it keeps people from... But they still let you in with your light-up helmet eyes. Very distracting. Do you wear that to the movies also? Who's that guy supposed to be?
Starting point is 00:05:56 Is that just Batman head? Yeah, that's the new Batman helmet. New Batman helmet. All right. And what's your name, though? What's your name tag? Don of Just Chris. His name is Chris,
Starting point is 00:06:09 so it's Don of Just Chris. Which sounds like a remake of I Am Legend starring you. I like Terminathan, too. Dougman Day. Your last name is Keller? No, my first name's Keller.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Your first name's Keller. Have we had this conversation before? I was your last name. Yeah, I'm sure we have. I've seen so many name tags, man. But you're the only Keller I've talked to twice. So if I don't remember on the third time, then it's on me. I threw donuts at that poster.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Oh, you didn't have as good a seat? I was going to say, that'd be pretty weird if I say hey let me throw a donut he's sitting very close alright I meant for this part to be really short and I've gone on and on thank you for bringing all those amazing name tags
Starting point is 00:07:16 Doug plugs tomorrow night Tuesday September 6th Doug Loves Movies is back in Los Angeles at UCB Sunset at 8.30. Last time I checked, there's like 17 seats left. Next Saturday, or this coming Saturday,
Starting point is 00:07:32 I always say those wrong, at the Orlando Improv at 4.20, and then Houston Improv, we're doing a happy hour show on Friday, September 30th. Dallas, Hyenas, Boston, Charlotte, Tacoma, Washington,th. Dallas, Hyenas, Boston, Charlotte, Tacoma, Washington,
Starting point is 00:07:48 New York City, all of those have Douglas Movies tapings coming up, so go to DouglasMovies.com. Let's check out the prize bag, you guys. I brought some pretty good stuff, I think. I think. We'll see.
Starting point is 00:08:06 I was at the Bruce Campbell Horror Festival in Rosemont, Illinois had a lovely time and everybody got a
Starting point is 00:08:14 Ash vs. the Evil Dead chainsaw chainsaw foam hand winter's coming up you just put one hand in your pocket and the other one in this and saw a foam hand. Winter's coming up. You just put one hand in your pocket and the other one in this. Walk the streets. Oh, shirts.
Starting point is 00:08:36 You guys are going to get some shirts. You're going to be able to dress yourself for almost a week because we got this shirt. What's this from? It's all shirts that are too small for me, I think. Oh, this is from the Traverse City Film Festival.
Starting point is 00:08:51 And then a Douglas Movie shirt. Thank you very much. I knew you were creepy, John Lennon. He brought something for the prize bag, too, I should say. Oh, this was fun. They did, like, a parody Hooters shirt for the Jim Gaffigan show,
Starting point is 00:09:12 because it's, like, a family show. But I guess they did an episode where they went to Hooters or some shit. So there's a Jim Gaffigan Hooters shirt. I mean, there's three reasons I wouldn't wear that shirt. Jim Gaffigan and my tits. Jesse Case in Nashville gave us this lovely... It's a ribbon to try to raise money
Starting point is 00:09:37 and awareness for rectal cancer, ass cancer. So it's a brown ribbon with pieces of corn in it. And it's a brown ribbon with pieces of corn in it. And it's a, uh... It's a magnet, so you can have fun with your friends' cars. Tag, your ass cancer. I got a pair of sunglasses from something we were at yesterday. Oh, from the cannabis, but I forget what the name of this company is that
Starting point is 00:10:07 made the sunglasses. I'll figure it out and give them a plug later. And from our friend John Lennon in the front row, he brought two complimentary tickets to Elitch Gardens right here. It's a stone's throw
Starting point is 00:10:24 from Comedy Works downtown. I've been there before. I've gone. You were nice enough to offer tickets for me to go, and I had the Riot Fest all weekend, and of course today I'm here. How late are they open tonight?
Starting point is 00:10:39 Do you know? Labor Day? Till 10? All right, I'm going to hang on to these tickets. on Labor Day? Till 10? All right,
Starting point is 00:10:43 I'm going to hang on to these tickets. Oh boy, we're going to have fun today. That's why I meant to keep this short and then I went super long because I also am super high.
Starting point is 00:10:55 Let's get, let's get my guests out here. Please welcome Trey Gallion, Emma Arnold, and Jeff Tate. Thank you. Let's start with and say hello to first, our friend Emma Arnold is here, everybody. Hello. Comedian, mother, beekeeper.
Starting point is 00:11:39 Yep. And now on tour and visiting Denver and timed out beautifully for you to be here today. Yeah, it was perfect. I'm so excited. Could you read the Nate what that says on there? Green Experiences Cannabis Solutions or something else also. Trey, do you remember what it's called?
Starting point is 00:11:57 I'm trying to give him the proper plug. The Green Solution, right? Yeah. The Green Solution. Actually, those look like letters, but they're dots. Well, there you go. That's why I couldn't read them. She figured it out.
Starting point is 00:12:14 Oh, goodness. And do you have something for the old prize bag? Yes. I have really good stuff. I have an Elf Quest comic book. A lot of fans. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:12:31 And I have... I have a Best of Bloopers Uncensored Radio and TV's Most Hilarious Boners book. Wait, Most Hilarious Boners? Guys, guys. Boner, yeah, boner used to be an okay word and it's signed by the author
Starting point is 00:12:48 and me and Jeff so that's a pretty big deal pretty awesome very one of a kind item yep I got it at the bookstore under where we're staying
Starting point is 00:12:58 the Mutiny Bookstore it's a hilarious it's great it's just descriptions of people fucking up on TV. Yeah, it's really great. It's amazing. Like when somebody would explain to you
Starting point is 00:13:11 what happened on camera. It's a whole book of that. It's a whole book. Here's one from the world of sports. Sportscaster, do you find the Chicago Bears have very complicated plays? And then the coach responded, I've talked to some defensive players
Starting point is 00:13:33 and they are all pretty simple. I'll keep going if they're going to get laughs. Wow. I'll keep going if they're gonna get laughs Wow It's like some Yogi Berra shit Oh my god this is crazy They each have like a headline Like a little title for what the blunder The mistake is The boner
Starting point is 00:14:03 And this one is Alice in Blunderland. Right? But then, so let me read it to you. Derwood Kirby on Alan Funtz's candid camera. Just those two names by themselves are hilarious boners. Derwood Kirby? Derwood Kirby's a classic TV name.
Starting point is 00:14:30 And Alan Funt's candid camera. That's an easy one to drop in some swear words. But no, this is probably a pretty clean book, except for the boner on the cover. Yeah. So, Derwood Kirby meant to throw the show back to Alan Funt, and he came out with this candid blooper. And now, back to Alice Funt.
Starting point is 00:14:56 He called a man whose name is Alan, Alice. A zinger. Man, he didn't live that one down for, like, 15 minutes. Alan. Alice. A zinger. Man, he didn't live that one down for like 15 minutes. Somebody quickly jotted it down to get in this book. How high am I
Starting point is 00:15:16 though that for a second when she said the title in Boners, I did literally think it was a list of like in TV shows cases where there might have been a bulge in somebody's pants. And then I saw how old the book was and I was like, that's clearly not the same boners.
Starting point is 00:15:33 Are you yelling? Am I? Was that yelling? I'm really high. I can't tell if I'm yelling or not. Should I tone it down a little bit? Like, is this good? Sorry. Here's one they call mental lapse. Newscaster. After her apprehension by local authorities,
Starting point is 00:15:56 Miss Ellen Benson, no relation. Mama? Here's where it gets so fun, you guys. Was condemned to a menstrual institution for an indefinite period. Well, depending on when that book was published, that might just be what they did back then. It's true.
Starting point is 00:16:30 She was hysterical. You put her in a room with the curse. Should I keep going? Yeah, this is great. I'm super proud of that prize. It's a really good prize. It's another thing I'm thinking about keeping. You might see me later tonight
Starting point is 00:16:52 giggling in line for a roller coaster as I read my boner book. It sucks. Every time we go to Douglas movies, he keeps all the best prizes. Okay, I also have a t-shirt from the Sexpot Comedy guys, and they were the ones
Starting point is 00:17:13 who set up all of our shows and were so great to us. Good job, Sexpot Comedy. And. And. And. It can't stop there. Nope.
Starting point is 00:17:22 Here, take it. Yeah, got it. I brought a rose cake because my aunt lives here. She's from Denver. And when I went to go visit her, she was like, I got you a cake because I know your stoner comedian friends would probably eat a cake. Isn't that beautiful? Incorrect.
Starting point is 00:17:43 I'm spinning around here. Love sweet cakey shit. Look at that thing. Incorrect! Love sweet cakey shit. Look at that thing. That looks really good. I brought forks and knives and plates. Yeah, I touched all the plates. Maybe some piece is missing. But how amazing is that?
Starting point is 00:18:03 That after the show some lucky person's gonna be just eating this in their car not a sad visual at all weeping over their boner book eating a cake just oh god
Starting point is 00:18:22 spitting that frosting all over the dashboard because that book is so hilarious. That's not his name at all. It's Alan. We'll give him one more plug. Sexpot Comedy also has a sticker that they included with the t-shirt.
Starting point is 00:18:42 Well, thank you, Emma. That is terrific. We've run out of time. We can't talk to the other two guests, but I'm sure they have interesting things to say. Jeff Tate is here, everybody! Hey, what's happening, everybody?
Starting point is 00:19:09 You're the original green solution. Yeah. The original... Oh, yeah. These sunglasses would look good on you, I think. Oh, yeah. They're going in the bag. We just dig through the bag for our own shit. I brought an album called The Devil You Know by Todd Snyder.
Starting point is 00:19:25 This will fucking... If you don't know it it it'll change your life or throw it away but listen to it it's great get to know this devil says Rolling Stone magazine sold they gave it five stars I think probably so and I brought a Steve Zahn double feature Saving Silverman and Rescue Dawn Oh And I'd recommend You know where you should sit when you're watching these two movies back to back? Wait, wait, wait Shit
Starting point is 00:19:56 No, I don't know I can't think of it On your mood swing Because What? One of them is about prisoners of war and the other one's called Rescue Dawn.
Starting point is 00:20:19 I thought There you go again, Jeff. Thinking. Stops you doing your tracks every time. And I brought this because it's disgusting. And fuck you, you've got to have it. Buffalo wing soda. Oh, where'd you pick that up?
Starting point is 00:20:36 I stopped... No, don't plug it. And it's got a very unappealing picture of actual buffalo wing on the bottle. Like, you really don't need... Once you've said it's got a very unappealing picture of actual buffalo wing on the bottle. Like, you really don't need... Once you've said it's buffalo wing flavored, you don't need to see a picture of, oh, that, but in a liquid?
Starting point is 00:20:55 I feel like if they put a picture of a better buffalo wing, you would have higher expectations for the soda. Because if you tasted it? No, of course not. But they put a terrible looking buffalo wing there just so you're like, yeah, this isn't going to be good.
Starting point is 00:21:12 And it says at the bottom, y'all get your fixings. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just going to drink this and eat some mashed potatoes. They had a ranch one that I should have got too for the... And once you're saying
Starting point is 00:21:28 y'all and you're, you might as well go git instead of get. They fucked it all up. Great prize though. Maybe we can... Does it twist off or do you need a bottle opener? I hope it's a bottle opener situation.
Starting point is 00:21:46 Yeah, because you don't want children getting their hands on this. That's going to end up on a bookcase. It's warm, is what I'm going to say to not drink it. I just thought it'd be fun if the winner took a sip. Yeah, yeah. I dare.
Starting point is 00:22:01 So we need a bottle opener. I'm sure John Lennon has one. This guy just pulled one off his belt, so we'll go to him in a minute. You got one? Oh, right up front. Fantastic. We'll talk to you later.
Starting point is 00:22:19 Because Trey Gallion is here! Hey, yeah. What's up, Denver? Hey, yeah. What's up, Denver? Hey, Denver. Good to be here. Wow, look at that. Yeah. Stool just turns into a table right before your eyes.
Starting point is 00:22:38 Thanks, Doug. How's it going, Trey? It's going good, man. We were at Riot Fest together all weekend. Yeah, it was fun. Hanging out on the cannabis, thanks to them once again. Yeah, that was a regular stop. We had such a good time in that bus.
Starting point is 00:22:55 Trey no longer forms words. Well, you walk in and it's just like, what do you want? And it's like, what do you got? And he's like, I got everything, man. And they did. They had everything. It really was. If someone wanted to just try everything for the first time, it would be a great place to go.
Starting point is 00:23:13 And I'm not saying I smoke more weed than I normally smoke here, but I've definitely smoked way more kinds of weed than I normally smoke since I've been here. And that's been a lot of fun. Right. That little dab thingy was, yeah, that blew my head off. I almost fell getting out of the bus. We left the bus.
Starting point is 00:23:34 A couple times. Yeah. Always found it again, though. Well, we kept hearing legend of it the first day and then the little girl was taking us around in the golf cart at the end of the first day and we spotted it and it was like, game on. And we literally almost jumped out
Starting point is 00:23:54 of the golf cart to get into the bus. I don't know why it's so exciting to sit in a hot bus and just smoke the shit out of it, but it's really fun. Because you could. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:07 Yeah. I mean, they had music playing and stuff. The way you're talking about it It was a full experience. It's like
Starting point is 00:24:16 as the way you're talking about it it kind of seems like this is the bus that brought you to the show. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:24:24 if we could have set that up that would have been alright. We could have set that up probably the show. Yeah, if we could have set that up, that would have been We could have set that up, probably. Yeah. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:24:28 it just feels silly to get in a bus when I only had to walk five blocks, but... But all the bands were great, too. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:24:35 it was... Yeah, but they take people to dispensaries in the bus. Like, they use it to get people
Starting point is 00:24:43 that need to get to dispensaries, which I don't know how hard get people that need to get to dispensaries, which I don't know how hard it is to get to one in Denver. Walk two blocks, right? Yeah, you sneeze and you're snotting all over the side of a dispensary. Why are you guys laughing?
Starting point is 00:25:00 That's one of the oldest adages in American lexicon. Hey, listen. You throw a cat in downtown Denver, somebody in the dispensary is going to come out and say, hey, quit throwing that cat against our dispensary. Which one of you dicks keeps throwing a cat at our wall? Just come over
Starting point is 00:25:21 here. You can point to it. You don't have to throw cats to show people. Boner time. Boner time. There are illustrations, too, in the book that are all very suggestive. They're all very sexy. I just want people to know.
Starting point is 00:25:49 Yeah, they're like seconds from rape in this one. That's a scary one. The first time I looked through that book, I myself had a hilarious boner. The first time? Yeah. Yeah, the second time I looked through it, I knew what was coming.
Starting point is 00:26:04 It was a little harder to work up such a funny... It was more of a serious boner The first time? Yeah. Yeah, the second time I looked through it, I knew what was coming. It was a little harder to work up such a funny... It was more of a serious boner the second time. Like, my boners aren't always hilarious. They know, they pick their spots. This one is so outrageous, you guys. Stay tuned now for a dramatization of Dickens' immortal
Starting point is 00:26:27 Sale of Two Titties. I mean Tale of Two Cities. Wait, they put the part in where he corrected himself? These are just... So back in the day when you would watch a show
Starting point is 00:26:44 and they'd be like, for a written transcript, send a self-addressed stamp envelope. And so somebody did that and then just put them all in a book. Every time you hear something hilarious. Did I just explain what that book was? I do that sometimes, right?
Starting point is 00:27:00 You broke it down, man. No, I explained something that's already been explained. You audience-plained that. down, man. No, I explained something that's already been explained. You audience-plained that. Actually, nope. I do want to say, I just want to shout someone out real quick. One of the coolest things that... One of the coolest things that... What happened?
Starting point is 00:27:21 Go ahead, man. No, you're good. What, is this the first time someone else interrupted Trey? In the history of the show? I take interruptions pretty well. No, but I don't know where that shout-out thing is going. No, it was going to be easy. I didn't know that Trey had started.
Starting point is 00:27:40 Was it just to Trey? Oh, no, that wasn't it at all. You're good. Tell your shit. I just wanted it. Was it just a tray? Oh, no, that wasn't it at all. That was, you're good. Tell your shit. Wait, so why were they laughing then?
Starting point is 00:27:52 Because they see me here holding my gifts that I haven't announced yet. Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah, we're just waiting to hear what he brought for the bag. That's all. But I was perfectly happy to let Jeff tell his little story.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Yeah. Let's hear it, Jeff. I just want to say hello to Tim and Sarah from Liverpool. There's two people. I met them at the Pearl Jam concert. You met John Lennon? He's from Liverpool.
Starting point is 00:28:19 Yeah. I'm Queens. I'm Queens. There's a Queens in England? Yeah, there is. Just one at a time. It's where she lives. No, I met him at the Pearl Jam concert,
Starting point is 00:28:33 and the guy, like, before the show started, the guy, we were just talking, and he goes, are you a comedian? And I was like, yeah. He's a big fan of Douglas movies and was the best guy to watch a fucking Pearl Jam show with. So I just want to say hello to those two. Way over in Liverpool.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Yeah. Trey, you blew it, Trey. That was not worth the trouble. It's all your fault, Trey. Well, I've got twice at the music festival there were fans of yours that were too afraid to come up to you and say hello, so they had their friends do it,
Starting point is 00:29:07 but instead they said hello to me. And they were like, hey, is your name Doug? My friend is a big fan of yours. And I was like, thank you, but no, that's it. I wish you'd have said yes. It could have been our own little body switch movie. Sorry. I just thought it was cool.
Starting point is 00:29:23 I was in a building with 45,000 people and the guy next to me was a cool guy from England who's a fan of this program. I didn't realize that we were just gonna... Why are you trying to save the story now? It's already gone. Just save it for the next one, man.
Starting point is 00:29:39 I'm not trying to save the story, Trey. I don't think any less of you or anything. You can't possibly think less of me, Trey. I think Jeff needs to see Frozen because somebody needs to let it go. We had all moved on okay from that, Jeff. We understood your shout-out was sweet and then I just kept the show going
Starting point is 00:30:06 Am I going to have to text you That picture of us wearing fake mustaches In Austin Make it all better Do your prizes Trey I love Jeff Tate. All right. So...
Starting point is 00:30:31 Yeah, what did you fucking bring already? In the handy Delta barf bag, because that's the one I have the most of. I got a new one for my collection. It's a Hello Kitty barf bag from some weird Korean airline that a friend sent me. You had to say weird? Well... A Hello Kitty barf bag from some weird Korean airline that a friend sent me. You had to say weird? Hello Kitty barf bag.
Starting point is 00:30:49 Okay, I got a copy of my CD in there and a Green Solution t-shirt to go with your fucking sunglasses. It's gonna be a sweet look. And then I got a Rudy's barbecue pen in here. Do they have Rudy's here yet?
Starting point is 00:31:04 They have one in the Springs? So it's, I didn't see them in the Springs, but in Austin, this is one of my go-to barbecue spots, but it says stolen from Rudy's Country Store and Barbecue. And Jeff just stole it, so you don't get that. Do you guys, do you really call it the Springs? They do, man, they do. Okay, all right.
Starting point is 00:31:24 That sounds like marketing to me well trust me colorado springs has not taken advantage of it i was trying to go for you guys are making it sound cooler than it is i was trying to get there you got us there i, you got to know the right spots, and there's not many of them. What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box? Brad Pitt's wife's head.
Starting point is 00:31:55 You really had to cram it in there. She has a name, Trey. No, I will only call her Brad Pitt's wife's head. What's your name, Trey? No, I will only call her Brad Pitt's wife's head. It's a... It's a hemp box. The comic that I'm staying with,
Starting point is 00:32:14 him and his buddy run this company, and it's one of those 20 bucks a month, and they'll send you all hemp-based stuff, but it's everything from, like, little drinks and beauty products to little bars, energy bars and shit. Does this stuff get you high? I don't, does any of this shit get you high, Zach?
Starting point is 00:32:32 No. Oh, well, enjoy your box. Wow, you guys are familiar with the hemp box. Hey, there's like lotions and stuff in there. You'll dig it. Hempbox.com. All right. Oh, yeah, their slogan is is we put the lotion in the box oh wow
Starting point is 00:33:00 that guy said it like he was auditioning for the movie. Check out my line read. I thought it was a little fast. He just wanted to get it in, you know? Put those in the box! Damn. Slow it down.
Starting point is 00:33:35 Dad, what if every movie's ending was like, it was like they were done, they were so tired of making the movie that everything's super, what's in the box? What's in the goddamn box? It's your fucking wife. We're all arrested. And then it's over.
Starting point is 00:33:52 We've been on set for like six months. Really moves it along when you can just say we're all arrested. Nutshelling is one of my strengths. I'm really good at nutshell in the end of a movie. Again, I went elsewhere.
Starting point is 00:34:16 Jeff Tate, Nutshells, Wall Street. Oh, they're all dicks, and then that guy gets arrested. Saved everybody a couple hours there. That is time in your pocket. Emma, what was the last movie that you saw? The last movie I saw was The Conjuring because I was watching it to see if it was too scary
Starting point is 00:34:51 for my 13-year-old, for Calvin. The first one? Yes. The first Conjuring. Yeah, to see if it was too scary for us, for me and Calvin to do on our podcast together. And I found it to be very scary. It's very scary, but not in a way that,
Starting point is 00:35:04 there's no real, real, real life terror in it. I think he will be very scary. It's very scary, but not in a way that there's no real life terror in it. He will be fine with it. I had to pause it a few different times and go upstairs and walk it off. Mom's a wuss! Yes. Wait, he's 13?
Starting point is 00:35:19 Oh yeah, it's right up his alley. He's gonna love it. Oh, so he hasn't seen any of it yet. No, he hasn't seen it. I usually, like, before we do it, I watch it to make sure that it's okay, and then we'll watch it together, so. Yeah, and it might be fun for you to also, you kind of know when the jumpy moments are coming,
Starting point is 00:35:34 so you can kind of watch him and laugh when he jumps. He hasn't found anything scary yet, so that's why we moved on. I don't know if it's, like, the autistic thing or whatever, but he just said everything. I don't know if it's because the autistic thing or whatever, but he just said everything. I don't know if it's because he doesn't understand or process information. No, he does.
Starting point is 00:35:50 He's so smart. The same way other people do. No, he's not. Or if it's because he's just not easily scared. He's just so... Well, it may be a contributing factor. Maybe, yes. But that's, I mean, a contributing factor. Maybe, yes. But that's, I mean, that's, you know,
Starting point is 00:36:09 that's an upside to autism right there. Yeah. Doesn't, isn't scared of movies. Nope. He's not really scared of anything, though. No, he's not. Yeah, there you go. He's not scared of anything.
Starting point is 00:36:24 He doesn't like clowns a whole lot. That's fine. Who the fuck does? No. Like, is afraid of them or just finds them weird? I don't think he's afraid of them. It's more like when we see him, it's like he has a hard enough time recognizing, like, you know, emotional facial stuff.
Starting point is 00:36:42 And so when a clown has like sad makeup but is making happy faces he's like nope no no alright good on him there's a lot going on there this entire conversation
Starting point is 00:36:53 is like I'm a little bit in the future from all of you cause I Calvin listens to Dougloves movies he does and so right now
Starting point is 00:37:00 he's somewhere going that is not what I do mom no that is not what I do yeah I. That is not what I do. I know it's scary. He'll be like, no, the reason I don't like clowns is the hair. Why would anyone like clowns, Mom? I think Calvin is the best.
Starting point is 00:37:17 And I think we should cut him some slack. He was on the show. Uncle Jeff sucking up. He's just saying that because you're listening, Calvin. Yeah, man. Don't buy it, dude. Go to Twitter. Get angry at your mom on Twitter. Oh, yeah. Join the club.
Starting point is 00:37:34 That's what Twitter's for. To be angry at your own mom? Yeah. I have not used Twitter for that yet. Except for my personality in general. Jeff, what was the last movie you saw? Bloodfather. What?
Starting point is 00:37:51 It's a movie that just came out. It's got Mel Gibson in it and William H. Macy and... Oh, fuck, there's some... Oh, Michael Parks is in it? He's great. Yeah, the movie is really good,
Starting point is 00:38:06 and it's just like a dusty noir, like, Southwest shoot-'em-up thing. But there's, like, a bunch of scenes where they kind of address that Mel Gibson was an asshole. Like, he's got a daughter in this movie who calls him out. Like, he'll say something, like, bordering. Like, he'll say something vaguely Trump-like, and his daughter will be like,
Starting point is 00:38:30 what are you doing? And he's like, oh, oh. And then, like, it happens, like, three or four times as he's, like, moving on. Yeah, no, it's his softening. Yeah. The Mel Gibson pivot is underway. And it was a fun action movie.
Starting point is 00:38:49 Like, I enjoyed it. Yeah, you like that sort of thing. I do. Not highly critical. Nope. Don't take his recommendations. It's good, though. You know the difference.
Starting point is 00:39:07 The way you're talking about it, you know it's not one that everyone will love, but you liked it. Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. It's not as bad as a Lone Ranger.
Starting point is 00:39:18 We should get money from Lone Ranger how often it comes up on this show. That's one of those, I'll watch it, stupid, Armie Hammer dude. I think. Armie Hammer dude is not three words that should be together ever.
Starting point is 00:39:30 You're super into him? I mean, I don't know. Something about him in that movie, he's kind of quirky and funny. He makes me laugh. That's weird. Let's talk about something else. Let's move on.
Starting point is 00:39:39 Yeah, what was the last movie you saw? Hopefully it wasn't The Lone Ranger. No, it wasn't. Just staring at Armie Hammer he's quirky he just makes me happy I thought he was good and whatever
Starting point is 00:39:51 I watched all three Ip Man movies you did back to back to back yeah yeah friend recommended them and I was like alright I'm gonna check this out
Starting point is 00:39:59 and it's great they are they're really good they're really good like you know Sunday afternoon kung fu theater style movies. But they get ridiculously corny as each movie goes on.
Starting point is 00:40:11 The first one, he's helping save his village from the Japanese during World War II. Oh, and this is the guy that trained Bruce Lee, by the way. So he's helping from the Japanese during World War II. But then by the third one, he's fighting Mike Tyson, who runs an underground fighting thing. They have to make up villains. And that's not even the main fight in the movie. That's in the middle.
Starting point is 00:40:34 Yeah, but they're great. They're great. And there's going to be a fourth one too, right? I think so, right? I think so. Or they got a different guy to do the story of him. Oh they might
Starting point is 00:40:48 do a reboot kind of thing? Yeah. Okay. But I liked them. They were great. See them. If you like
Starting point is 00:40:54 kung fu movies. Word. Apparently some people here in Denver do. Now it's a part of the show where Bert Kreischer
Starting point is 00:41:05 turns it off. Because I'm about to say, let the games begin! It's just gaming time! Lots of name tags to choose from. I do not envy you. And the situation
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Starting point is 00:43:01 Start your free trial today at squarespace.com and enter the code Doug to get 10% off your first purchase. Squarespace, set your website apart. All right, we're back. They did it. They each picked one person. Looks like they all got big ones. Big ones were the way to go this time. Oh, that was a boner. And a gentleman in the audience, what's your name? Matt. Brought four movie posters to include with all the prizes. The Martian,
Starting point is 00:43:35 Neighbors 2, Sausage Party, and War Dogs. Four of the best comedies. I'm still making fun of The Martian not being a comedy. All right, Trey, what do you got there? I got Mark Wahlberg, Invincible, but it's got little Jeff Tate head there. And why is it?
Starting point is 00:44:05 I assume your name's Vince? Yep. Yeah. And I'm from Philly, so it spoke to me a little bit. All right. Oh, yeah? He was just hoping Mark Wahlberg would be here
Starting point is 00:44:20 when he wasn't. His dreams were dashed. He was like, there's no way my stupid name tags could get picked. I rolled it up. It's all wrinkled. Yeah, but I'm doing
Starting point is 00:44:30 a pretty good job of presentation, right? Yeah, no, you're really selling it nice. Yeah, get the box seats over there. Jeff, who are you playing for? I'm playing for John Lennon.
Starting point is 00:44:40 Of course. The big John Lennonski. He's got a picture of Walter Sobchick saying, you are entering a world of pain. It's from a movie called The Big Lebowski. Huh. Yeah, check it out, Denver.
Starting point is 00:44:58 If you haven't seen it, it's playing at the draft house tonight. Here's some really cool weed movies you guys might not know about. Have you guys heard of Pineapple Express? What do you got there, Emma? I got Jeremie. I'm playing for Jeremie, girl. It's so great. And he photoshopped.
Starting point is 00:45:22 This one is horrifying. It's me and Jeff and Mark Wahlberg and you, and it's beautiful. He did the makeup, even. This is really a work of art. Yeah, I gotta take a picture of this piece of shit. This is too good to be true. I've never looked more beautiful horrible
Starting point is 00:45:42 in my entire life. If only I was quick at this. All right, here we go. Wow. Now I get a little you in there, too. Damn. All right. So what's the name?
Starting point is 00:46:01 Jeremy? Jeremy. Yeah, Jeremy. Jeremy. All right. Great job. Can we... Let's put this down for the... It's just a little too aggressive.
Starting point is 00:46:12 Just want to... Oh, now that I mention it, that would have been a great thing to throw donuts at. Oh, yeah. We could cut a hole where his mouth is. A fucking donut hole. Yeah, exactly. Make it a donut toss.
Starting point is 00:46:25 Hey, can I get another Tito's and soda before we start the games? Is there anybody? I'm not going to wait for them to bring you. No, no, right. I just wanted to get the order in. You want to ask before we start the games. Sorry, I didn't mean to.
Starting point is 00:46:36 I knew what you meant, but I still thought it'd be fun to respond the way I did. All right. I did. Still love. All right. I got several games planned and we're probably running very late, so let me check the time out as I say.
Starting point is 00:46:55 Let's start with Jason and Deb's IMDB game. You played this before, right, Emma? Yes. Okay, so all three of the players are familiar with the rules. I'll give a quick Jeff Tate nutshell recap of how it works. Top four IMDB. Yell out when you think you know who it is I'm talking about.
Starting point is 00:47:23 Buzz in with your own name. Negative one point if you miss. First person with the most points after three rounds plus a tiebreaker is our winner. And audience, you guys know not to
Starting point is 00:47:36 participate. I mean, be here. Be supportive. But all in your head. Players? Doug. I'm going to need a Doug from each of you. Doug.
Starting point is 00:47:59 Doug. I might have said dog. Did I say dog? You got it right. You nailed it. Has your name tag ever been picked, Jeff? How come nobody ever picks Ross to Jeff? Sorry, man.
Starting point is 00:48:21 Sorry, Jeff. I'm sorry. God damn it. All right. Whose top four starts with Star Wars, Episode IV, A New Hope.
Starting point is 00:48:33 And then the second credit of their top four is Raiders of the Lost Ark. Jeff. I think Trey got in a little, edged in there a little, I think.
Starting point is 00:48:46 Yeah, I think he did. It was close, and Jeff was louder, that's for sure. I was trying not to yell. Why did you pick the game to stop yelling? yelling.
Starting point is 00:49:10 This is how I buzz in with my own name. Doug. You definitely want to be heard, Trey, over Jeff. So keep that in mind next round. But who do you think it is, Trey? Harrison Ford! Stop yelling! That is correct.
Starting point is 00:49:28 Cool. So you get one point and you get a shot at two more bonus points if you can name two more Harrison Ford movies that landed in his top four
Starting point is 00:49:43 on IMDb. The Fugitive and Star Wars Episode V, Empire Strikes Back. Did someone go, babe? What are you looking on your own phone, dick?
Starting point is 00:50:02 Trying to play a game up here, man. It sounded like Droopy Dog is in the audience. No. Boo. Boo. No. It was so quiet, though. It sounded like a guy named Boo was trying to buzz into this game.
Starting point is 00:50:23 Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo Boo Stewart is in the audience this game. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo Boo Stewart is in the audience. Air Force One. Boo. Fugitive didn't make the cut, but Star Wars 5 did, as well as Star Wars 7.
Starting point is 00:50:37 Oh, 7 jumped in there. Nice. It still pains me to say episode whatever. Yeah, there you go. All right, so that means Trey's got two points. He's off to a hot start. Yeah. I'll cool down, don't worry.
Starting point is 00:51:01 Whose top four begins with Annie Hall? Annie Hall. Second movie, Midnight in Paris. Jeff. No, Emma. Yeah, no, I think Emma should get that. Yeah, that seems fair.
Starting point is 00:51:28 That sounded like Emma came out really gruff and feared she wouldn't be recognized. Jeff, I mean Emma. Yeah. That sounds like two people that have been working the road together way too long. That's what that sounds like. A lot of that going on in the car?
Starting point is 00:51:55 Okay, so Jeff got in first. I'm pretty sure Emma did. Who do you think it is, Jeff? Woody Allen? That's correct! What else, Jeff, do you think is in his top four?
Starting point is 00:52:21 Manhattan Murder Mystery and Ants. I didn't say name two movies that have the same letters in both of them. You can't spell Manhattan murder mystery without ants.
Starting point is 00:52:55 I think ants might be with a Z, though. And it's not in his top four. And you were so close if you just stopped saying more words. Manhattan. Straight up. Just straight up Manhattan. and you were so close if you'd just stop saying more words Manhattan straight up just straight up Manhattan
Starting point is 00:53:08 no murder no murder mystery no that's I said Manhattan and a movie he made called Murder Mystery also it's a
Starting point is 00:53:16 secondary movie oh that one's called Ants no they went with something ants. Nope. They went with something. They went with
Starting point is 00:53:30 a movie that's not quite as sexy as ants. Vicky Cristina Barcelona. And so that means, Jeff, you just have
Starting point is 00:53:39 the one point. Trey has two. Emma. Just a quick reminder. Yeah. Your name is Emma. Emma. Just a quick reminder. Your name is Emma. Got it. Alright.
Starting point is 00:54:03 Could you just lean in just a little bit, Trey? No, not back, Jeff. Just... I just want to be able to see all three of your faces. There you go. Get your mic ready, Trey. I got it. Whose first credit in their top four credits on IMDb
Starting point is 00:54:22 is Richard Pryor live in concert. Jeff! I just tried to buzz in with Richard Pryor! Alright, so Jeff, you got in first. Richard Pryor. That's correct. Now could you name three more exact titles
Starting point is 00:54:51 of the weirdest one of the strangest top fours I've seen on IMDb? And the answer is no, you can't. But do you want to try? I got faith in you, man. Yeah, yeah, I'm going to try.
Starting point is 00:55:08 Trey has faith in you, which is a great way to compete. Okay, how about Silver Streak? No. The Toy? No. See no evil, Hear No Evil? That one makes more sense. But why would I be concerned about you getting the title right
Starting point is 00:55:30 with Silver Streak or The Toy? Because maybe it was called Jackie Gleason's The Toy. Maybe it was National Lampoon's Silver Streak. For some reason, Richard Pryor's top four are all stand-up concert films. Oh, is it the
Starting point is 00:55:49 Live on the Sunset Strip one? Yeah, what's the correct title? Richard Pryor Live on the Sunset Strip? Yeah. And then Richard Pryor
Starting point is 00:55:58 Here and Now and Richard Pryor Live and Smokin'. Oh. Oh. I wouldn't have gotten Here and Now. Yeah, isn't that a crazy top four?
Starting point is 00:56:06 It doesn't make any sense. No stir crazy? No. I mean, none of his films reacted, just stand-up movies. But, you know, like I said, the metric on there is very hard to figure out sometimes.
Starting point is 00:56:16 And also, we've got a tie between Trey and Jeff, two points apiece. Sorry, Jamie. So, Emma, if you don't mind sitting this next one out. No! We've got to break this tie. Hang tight.
Starting point is 00:56:32 And I would laugh so hard if you buzzed in anyway. No, Emma! No, Emma! All right, this is the tie-breaking round. Say your own name when you think you know who this is. The first of their credits on IMDb is a TV series, Saturday Night Live. Yeah, that narrows it down considerably.
Starting point is 00:57:04 I mean, but I'm playing against... All right. Come on. What of those 100 people that were on... Really? Yeah. All right. Gilda Radner.
Starting point is 00:57:17 That is correct. I think these are false claps, man. I smell something fishy here. You guys are in cahoots or something. Did you see the sheet beforehand? What the fuck's going on here? I'll tell you what's going on. I'm not going to tell you how I did that. She's from Denver or some shit. I'm going to tell you how he did it.
Starting point is 00:57:48 No, Gene Wilder just died, dummy. Well, I know that. And every one of those people have associations with Gene Wilder. Yeah. Trey, you were playing the wrong game. Yeah, I was. True that, Tate. True that.
Starting point is 00:58:10 Do you want to guess the other three, Jeff? No, thank you, no. Rosanna? Was there a Rosanna, Rosanna, Diana TV special? If there was, it's not on the list. No, it's movies. It's all movies. Oh, no, wait.
Starting point is 00:58:26 I don't know what the second one is now that you mention it. Haunted Honeymoon. Animal Olympics. Oh, yeah. So I guess she has a voice in that or something. Every four years. Oh, and here's a monthly one. The Woman in Red.
Starting point is 00:58:44 So, uh... The late, great Gilda Radner and Gene Wilder, of course. And, yeah, all those other people. You figured it out, Jeff. You figured out my sneaky little theme. And, uh... Since you guys are all such exemplary players
Starting point is 00:59:03 of the games on this program, it's time to play Build a Title. I like the way you were holding your pen like Bob Dole for a second. Oh, I'm stroking out. For sure. Do you have a hilarious boner? For sure.
Starting point is 00:59:24 Do you have a hilarious boner? Had it been too long since it got brought up? What happened? All right. Audience members begged for the return of this game. I say it's too difficult for a lot of players, so... I tend to agree. Let's see how we do. So, okay, we'll give you a little breathing room there, Trey.
Starting point is 00:59:51 We'll start with Jeff, and then we'll go to Emma, and then to Trey. And you just have to add, since I just said it, the beginning title, the starter title, is The Woman in Red. And we remove the thes in this game. So you need, Jeff, a film that ends in woman or begins with red.
Starting point is 01:00:18 Red 2. Okay, I mean Alright, I'm not going to say anything Is that the only way? I'm sorry Is that the only one you could think of Is why you said that? I mean We don't really need to get into. No, we don't.
Starting point is 01:00:48 It just came out. It seems like a fun way to keep building. Oh, okay. You kind of want to try to shut it down. That's all I'm saying. But good job. Emma? Scent of a woman, red too.
Starting point is 01:01:04 In red too, yes? Scent of a woman, red two. In red two, yes. Scent. Woman in red two, yes. Of a woman in red two. Trey, you need to end with scent, so let's move on to... You have to begin with the word two. Two Days in the Valley, is that a movie?
Starting point is 01:01:32 I'm not going to say. You could either stick with that answer that got a big laugh, or you could switch it. I'm sticking with it. You are? Yeah. I don't think there is I think you're thinking of three days in the valley
Starting point is 01:01:50 Yeah Probably Yeah If you just stayed for another day I was like peace I'm out I don't like this valley
Starting point is 01:01:59 at all I'm going up on that hilltop That looks way cooler Alright I'm going up on that hilltop. That looks way cooler. Alright, I'm out. Oh, I think I might have thought of one for the first half. Anyway, Jeff, scent of a woman in red 2.
Starting point is 01:02:19 Scent of a woman red 2 for the money. Okay. Okay. Nice. The white guy over there had an orgasm. Alright, so you gotta start with money. Emma.
Starting point is 01:02:39 Descent of a woman in red. What? What? Thank you. I don't think I know. What movie is called Descent of a Woman? It's the second half of Everest. Okay, Jeff, so it has to end with decent. It's pretty decent.
Starting point is 01:03:19 No, descent. No, descent. Or begin with Monet. Money. Money was your idea, so I should be able to run with that one. Oh, yeah, yeah. I got one. Money train.
Starting point is 01:03:37 Yeah. Train, Emma. Training day. Mm-hmm. Day, Jeff. After tomorrow. Tomorrowland. Really? And Justice for All. I was trying to fuck around a little bit with it. Can I do And Justice for All at the end of Tomorrowland?
Starting point is 01:04:15 No. Justice for All? No. The Pacino movie? All right, then Land of the Lost. Okay. Lost Boys. I guess you could have done the vagina movie, but...
Starting point is 01:04:25 Boys on the side. Wait, slow down, you guys. I gotta catch up. Women in red what? Oh my God, I don't... I don't remember where we're... How far did we get? Lost what? Lost boys. Boys.
Starting point is 01:04:52 And then what'd you say for boys? Boys on the side. Okay. Sideways. Okay. Boys on the sideways. You got something that begins with ways? Or A's?
Starting point is 01:05:07 That might shut it down right there. Ways. It's too bad. Thanks, lady. Thanks, lady. It's too bad. Thanks, lady. That sounded like we were at an organism.
Starting point is 01:05:33 Organisms. What a boner. Organisms. Put it in the boner book. Orgasm seminar Oh I had one Do you guys have one? Do you have one Jeff? I think
Starting point is 01:06:03 Is there a movie called Ways to be Wicked no yeah I didn't think so if there was it'd definitely have a number at the front of it it'd be like eight ways to be wicked
Starting point is 01:06:16 in a duffel bag when you're in Denver and you're dead. What do you got? I was trying to think of something that used the D in descent.
Starting point is 01:06:33 Yeah, I was trying to do that too. Like, I can't. Like, there's probably something called like 1200 AD. Or something ready. Oh, I shouldn't
Starting point is 01:06:42 have told you that. God damn it. Ready. Ready, ready. Or somebody's name, like Andy. Yes, all of these should be helping. Vicky Christina Barzalandi. All right, Emma wins that game. a landy. Alright, Emma wins that game.
Starting point is 01:07:11 Descent of a Woman in Red, Dawn 2 for the money trading day after tomorrow land of the lost boys on the sideways. Put that on your marquee and say,
Starting point is 01:07:29 hey, I only got a third of that up there. Too many letters. I'm gonna wait for him to get back from the bathroom. Seems like the polite thing to do. No, let's play a round of Last Man Stanton. I'm going to give you guys some...
Starting point is 01:07:59 I'm going to give each of you a lifeline. Nice. Yeah, that's right. Where's John Lennon's going to be your lifeline, Jeff? That's cool. So I can only imagine how great that's going to work out. And Trey. I got Vince Papali, dude.
Starting point is 01:08:25 You got Vince Papali. I'm invincible. Full names. Oh, I get it. And... And Emma's got... Jeremy. Jeremy and girls.
Starting point is 01:08:39 Yes. All right. Very cool. So you guys be ready because each of these contestants can go to you once during the proceedings if they can't hang. Last man stand, of course, is where we take... Oh, thank God you're back.
Starting point is 01:08:56 I've just been stalling like a motherfucker. I'm, like, pretending about who's got whose lifeline and all this unnecessary stuff just waiting for you. All right. You know Last Man Stanton, right? Okay. Glad I don't have to explain it to one audience member. There's a person in the audience
Starting point is 01:09:22 with a very charming Twitter handle, Donkey Coma. Yeah! Dude, that was a perfect pause. Like, he was waiting for it. He's looking around the room like, maybe there's another Donkey Coma. He was waiting to see if you said Donkey Coma 2, because that's another donkey coma. It was waiting to see if you said donkey coma 2.
Starting point is 01:09:46 Because that guy's over there. Donkey coma 69. Back here, everybody. Or donkey coma toes. So... Donkey coma toes. Donkey Coma dose. Why did you... That's my whole question.
Starting point is 01:10:17 Donkey Coma, why? Why? Why Donkey Coma, why? It felt appropriate. It felt appropriate. It felt appropriate. Nope, that's not an answer. Not at all. We did more.
Starting point is 01:10:30 Why would that feel appropriate? Well, he's probably got a donkey hooked up to life support in a room of his house. Is that true? Yeah. I'm from Colorado. That's your excuse excuse I'm from Colorado
Starting point is 01:10:48 Right Homegirl over here Was even like So Hold up Hold up We didn't let him finish Colorado is Spanish
Starting point is 01:10:57 For donkey coma We should have let him finish He was about to say I'm from Colorado Springs Yeah We should have let him finish. He was about to say, I'm from Colorado Springs. Yeah. Yeah. All right, well... Doggy coma. With a name like that, All right, well...
Starting point is 01:11:26 Doggy coma? With a name like that, your suggestion for Last Man Standing has to be good. Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy. The great Eddie Murphy. The applause ripples slowly from the back right side of the room. Much of the rest of the crowd is,
Starting point is 01:11:56 we did not come here today for this. Blame Donkey Kong. I think there's like one Eddie Murphy movie I haven't seen, maybe. Maybe two. Really? Yeah, and that is a lot of... Don't... That is a lot of waiting around for a guy to be in a good movie again.
Starting point is 01:12:14 All of those movies. But we'll hear them all shortly. What did that guy yell out? Did he say something? He was about... He was trying... I think he was going to guess which one you haven't seen.
Starting point is 01:12:24 Oh, that's a fun game. Why don't you guys take turns saying Eddie Murphy movies until we get to the one that I've never seen. I think it'll end up being pretty much the same game. But we could try. Let's just play regular style. Emma gets to go first. You know who Eddie Murphy is, right?
Starting point is 01:12:59 I know who Eddie Murphy is. You're not the only person who knows things, okay? How about you? I'm going to go with Daddy Daycare. Oh, okay. It's a classic. Have you seen that one, Doug? Daddy Daycare? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:13:15 Yes, I have. Well, you play Last Man Standing 2, right? Yeah, yeah, but we're going your direction. Okay. 48 hours. Another 48 hours. All right, if we're going to do that... If we're going to do that,
Starting point is 01:13:43 I'm going to say Dr. Dolittle 2. Full title. Full title? Yeah, I said full title. It's just a 2. Okay. Yeah. I haven't seen it.
Starting point is 01:13:57 Settle down. Sorry. Sorry. Dr. Dolittle 2 is real classy. They don't need extra words. Still talking to animals. It's Dr. Doolittle 2.
Starting point is 01:14:12 Look who's talking now. Oh, that's horrible. All right. What'd you say? Bowfinger? Yeah. All right. Jeff?
Starting point is 01:14:24 Beverly Hills Cop. Okay. Beverly Hills Cop 2. Set them up, knock them down. Beverly Hills Cop 3. Dr. Dolittle. Yeah. Ah.
Starting point is 01:14:45 I wanted to see how long that one would lay out there. Don't forget about your lifelines. The golden child. Okay. Okay. Trading places. Yes, of course. Norbit.
Starting point is 01:15:12 And before you ask, Jeff, yes, I've seen Norbit. Yeah, I've seen Norbit. I know that You can use your lifeline No I just am not sure If this is the name of the movie Well you gotta be careful
Starting point is 01:15:32 Yeah But I also need to pee Really bad so Well that's true If you lose right now You can just leave You can just run Is it meet the clumps?
Starting point is 01:15:44 Full title The clumps? Full title. The clumps on holiday. Wait, these are all, I'm not saying, I'm not guessing yet. Those are all just, I was warming up. Round table dinner with the clumps.
Starting point is 01:16:04 Like she's trying to name it just based off the trailer she saw. They're at a table, right? They're at a table eating. Is it, is it, oh, I know, is it the Nutty Professor? Yes.
Starting point is 01:16:18 That's your, that's your final Nutty Professor? The Nutty Professor? Just the, just the first one. Perfect. That's all final nutty professor? The nutty professor? Okay, yes. Perfect. That's all you gotta do. Jeff? You're afraid to say it.
Starting point is 01:16:38 Coming to America. Yes! Yes! Okay. Beverly Hills Cop. What? Wait, did we already go through that? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:55 I said Beverly Hills Cop, but then you said Beverly Hills Cop 2. Oh, I thought we already did that for Nevermind. Oh, my God. Oh, yeah, and you did three. I'm just gonna be over here. You don't have to go Ghost Protocol. No.
Starting point is 01:17:12 Holy shit. Just pick out another Eddie Murphy movie. It's super easy. All right. Yeah, there are a couple of them. Mm-hmm. Oh, Shrek. Yes.
Starting point is 01:17:22 Oh, Shrek. Yes. I have to go with Dreamgirls. Shrek 2? Yeah. Have you seen that? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:42 I've seen all the Shreks. Oh. Jeff. The Distinguished Gentleman. Oh, yeah. I've seen all the Shreks. Oh. Jeff. The Distinguished Gentleman. Oh, okay. Oh, fuck. There's not a two on that, huh? Wait, he was... Oh, man. I'm getting to...
Starting point is 01:18:02 Damn it. He was in Cotton Club, yeah? Cotton Club. Incorrect. Shit. I know what you're thinking of, man. I'm getting to... Damn it. He was in Cotton Club, yeah? Cotton Club. Incorrect. Shit. I know what you're thinking of, though. Yeah, that helped me, too. Oh, damn it. Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 01:18:15 Hey, I never said I wasn't a stoner. Hey, congratulations, John Lennon. You're probably going to win. Wow. Hey. Wow. Don't get ahead of ourselves. Wow, hey, hey.
Starting point is 01:18:27 Trey's out already, and Emma's willing to bag the whole thing so she can pee. Oh. Look at John Lennon. He's got a good shot. I'll hold it. I'm holding it.
Starting point is 01:18:35 She's holding it. She's here to play. I'm here. Oh, I had my lifeline. Sorry, Vince. Oh, you didn't even use your lifeline. What an idiot. I forgot about that.
Starting point is 01:18:42 Yeah. Look, don't blame the weed, man. Don't blame the weed. So dumb. What a dummy. Yeah. It's like you threw a great opportunity out there
Starting point is 01:18:53 and it came back and hit you like a boomerang. Your turn. Oh, is that... I just said boomerang. Shrek 3? There's where you get into trouble. Okay.
Starting point is 01:19:18 Because you've got to do the right title. And they get a little wackier at that point. Shrek 3. It's like... and they get a little they get a little wackier at that point Shrek 3 is like it's I just thought of something I could have used in a build a title
Starting point is 01:19:32 which episode thought of something from months ago I thought that was a Star Wars thing I was trying to be like Thought of something from months ago. I thought that was a Star Wars thing. I was trying to be like, no, it wasn't a Star Wars episode. What do you got, Emma? You want to go to your lifeline?
Starting point is 01:19:53 I want to go to my lifeline. Of course, ask her. You got kids? Can you help her out with these Shrek titles? Shrek the Third. Shrek the Third, that's right. I was going to go with Shrek 3, donkey, donkey, donkey. There is a later, like the Shrek that's coming out is a very like heavy movie where the donkey's in a coma.
Starting point is 01:20:22 It's true. It's true. Very sad. Wake up, donkey! It freaked me out a little. Okay, so... Did you say one, Jeff? Not yet. I'm going to say the one that I think
Starting point is 01:20:52 Trey was thinking of. Harlem Nights. Yes. Harlem Nights. I'm going to go to my lifeline. Is that... You don't know. Uh-uh.
Starting point is 01:21:04 Sorry, Vince. Fuck.uh. Sorry, Vince. Fuck. Sorry. Oh, sorry, Vince. Fuck was an early Eddie Murphy movie. Harlem can be scary at night. But I'm also afraid of
Starting point is 01:21:23 a vampire in Brooklyn. Oh boy. Anything, Emma? Yeah, well, the Richard Pryor ones, what I'm thinking is it probably would be like Eddie Murphy live at the Apollo.
Starting point is 01:21:47 Is that a thing? Incorrect. You're out. You can go pee if you want. Since you guys are out of the game, if you don't have rides home, you could probably take the Metro. But what if you wanted to stop on the way and pull off a tower heist?
Starting point is 01:22:09 Oh, shit. You'd probably jump off that bus and shot something like Showtime. It's good. Having so much trouble thinking of the right ones, I just can't stop thinking of a thousand words. Yeah, you got a lifeline still, Jeff. I got 40 more Eddie Murphy movies.
Starting point is 01:22:52 Pride is at play here. If I could use the lifeline to have him work it into a fun sentence, that's all I'm trying to do now. Oh, no. I can't figure out. I would steal stuff from a tower, but it'd just be based on whatever I spy. I spy. Oh, shit.
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Starting point is 01:24:15 I did not need to rush, did I? No, we're still going at it. All right, I'm going to have to say the one I haven't seen. Oh, yeah? Shit. The Adventures of Pluto Nash. Damn. I think that's the one the dude yelled out
Starting point is 01:24:34 to, but that's why I never said it. Did he just say it's Pluto Nash? He said that. He doesn't know any of the rules. He's way out there. He's not even playing and he said it wrong. Do you ever think that this is like, we get to be here on a Monday afternoon.
Starting point is 01:24:49 This is such a fun life. Life. Could have gotten life out quicker than that. No, I tried. Okay. No, I tried. Shrek 4. Somebody said lost in Europe? Shrek 4, Vegas Vacation. That's my final answer.
Starting point is 01:25:31 No, it's like Happily Ever After? Forever, whatever it is, I give up. Jeff, do you have any more? Yeah. What else? Well, the Best Defense. Yes, with Dudley Moore. Damn.
Starting point is 01:25:49 I couldn't remember the name of that one. That's, you know, that's probably it. I don't need to do it anymore. Did we miss any? Haunted Mansion. Haunted Mansion. God damn it. Delirious.
Starting point is 01:26:04 Raw. Oh, yeah, and Raw was one of the concert films and the other one was called Delirious. Mulan, of course. We said Bowfingers. Nutty Professor 2, The Clumps is what you were driving at.
Starting point is 01:26:17 And none of us went back around to pick that one up. What you said? What'd you say? Something with the clumps? I was like, God you say with something with the clumps? I was like, god damn it. Dinner with the clumps. I'm like, oh, what the hell? Holiday or Christmas with the clumps? Nutty Professor 3,
Starting point is 01:26:36 like it or clump it? That's a good hashtag for this episode, like it or clump it. What was that thing you said earlier that was so funny, Jeff? Me? Yeah. Who can narrow it down to one thing, bud? There was so many.
Starting point is 01:26:56 All right, we got only a minute left to do our plugs. Trey, what do you got to plug? Oh, buy my CD on iTunes. It's called The Moronic. It's on Rhapsody and Spotify also. And if you
Starting point is 01:27:09 live in New York, check out my monthly show at the Creek in the Cave. That's it for now. All right. Trey Galeone,
Starting point is 01:27:15 everybody. Thanks, you guys. Give me the name tag of your friend Vince, and he'll make it up to you somehow, Vince.
Starting point is 01:27:29 What the hell? Okay, that's a good one. I'm down with that shithead. And then, Jeff, what do you got to plug? All right, Emma and I, September 29th, are in Santa Cruz, October 3rd, San Francisco. October 4th, Arcata, California. Humboldt County.
Starting point is 01:27:49 Middle of October, we're in a bunch of places in Iowa. October 28th, Boston. October 29th, Philadelphia. And I have albums on iTunes also. Please buy those albums. That is for real all my plugs. by those albums. That is for real all my plugs.
Starting point is 01:28:08 Jeff Tate, everybody. Emma, do you have all the exact same plugs? I have all the same except I'm also headlining the club in Boise, my hometown. September 22nd for the weekend.
Starting point is 01:28:28 What's that place called? Liquid Laughs. That's correct. Emma Arnold, everybody. Thanks, Denver. You guys were fun. All right, you got to try this. You don't want to? Alright. It just tastes like orange buffalo drink. What could go wrong with orange buffalo drink?
Starting point is 01:29:25 Just, or yeah, take a sip and then kiss him. Share the flavor. She likes it. She's chugging it. Getting Dug With High goes live this Thursday on YouTube at 9.15 Mountain Time. Thank you again to Comedy Works and to everybody who came out today. Happy Labor Day, everybody. And as always,
Starting point is 01:30:03 the Highland Mommies are a shithead. That sounds so good. And the U.S. government for not rescheduling marijuana while holding patient number 6630507 is a shithead.

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