Doug Loves Movies - Geoff Tate, Emma Arnold and Trey Galyon guest
Episode Date: September 8, 2016Live from Comedy Works in Denver, Doug welcomes Geoff Tate, Emma Arnold and Trey Galyon to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://...art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug makes candy wrappers,
weenies, babies, sticky seats
with 50 azimuth or kernels in his teeth.
There's still not one that he won't see,
but Doug loves movies.
Hey everybody, I'm just cracking up Hey, everybody.
I'm just cracking up because when I got here,
there were three chairs on the stage,
and I was like,
oh, shit, I'd like a chair.
Can you put four chairs up there?
And then now I just realized
that we have five microphones,
and we only need four, Now I just realized that we have five microphones.
And we only need four, so... I don't know how to ask for things here.
Without getting a bonus thing I didn't need.
That's how nice they are here.
Also, I said I'll use the stool as a table,
and then they put a table next to the stool.
Apologies to everyone here in person and the listeners.
So everyone hearing this, apologies to all of you,
because I still have to do a little more rearranging of the stage,
which is not necessarily fun to listen to.
But I just want the people, all the nice people who bought tickets in this hole in the ground to...
No, I love this club. It's an awesome basement-style club, but also...
You guys are just not going to be able to see this person.
Just pretend that that one person
is on a podcast that you're listening to.
All right.
Now everything is right where I want it, sort of.
Where were we?
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies.
Coming to you once again from underground at Comedy Works in downtown Denver, Colorado!
You know, I enjoy every town I go to to do Douglas movies
because the people, or stand-up, because the people
that show up to my show are people that like me.
So we have a nice time, and I go,
that's a nice town. I had a good time there.
You know, so people are always like, well, don't you hate it anywhere?
I was like, well, not now.
I haven't gone anywhere where people all spit at me or treat me poorly.
So I always have a good time everywhere.
But I got to give a special nod to Denver for being, like,
the first place I started to sell out regularly way back before weed was legal.
And then...
And then, you know what?
Like, I went to a music festival this last weekend,
and Riot Fest is awesome, but...
But where the fuck was the pot smoking?
Someone told me
that everyone just goes to everything on edibles here now.
That's why no one was smoking.
But I was looking around, and there was hardly any smoke.
And I know Riot Fest in Chicago.
I went there last year.
It's just a huge fucking smokeout.
So I think what happens is when it gets legalized in a place,
there's suddenly a little bit more respect for public use. But when it's not legalized,
it's like, fuck you, the law.
So now when the worst thing a cop will say to you is like, hey, could you move that down the block?
Makes you just keep it inside and be really respectful.
I don't need the man barely hassling me.
But yeah, so then I sold out those shows,
and then when I started doing my, you know,
other shows and podcasts like Doug Loves Movies
and Getting Doug With High,
you guys turned out for those in equal
measure and I appreciate it.
Alright, so
it's Monday,
September 5th, 2016
and I bet you guys
worked real hard on your name
tags.
Labor Day joke.
Whoa.
That is a big
John Lebowski poster,
but it's big John Lennonski.
But your actual name is John Lennon?
Yes, sir.
Okay, I'm going to have to ask you
to leave for being a creep.
They'll unbag your phone on the way out.
Yeah, I should tell the listeners
that every single person that brought their phone
to this show here at Comedy Works
had it put in a lock-up bag
that you get to hang on to.
I don't know what that would feel like.
Just, oh, my phone's right here if I need it, but it's
locked in a bag
that I can't get into.
Hopefully it won't bring you
guys too much anxiety.
But I also applaud any club that
takes such a measure because
it keeps people from...
But they still let you in
with your light-up helmet eyes.
Very distracting.
Do you wear that to the movies also?
Who's that guy supposed to be?
Is that just Batman head?
Yeah, that's the new Batman helmet.
New Batman helmet.
All right.
And what's your name, though?
What's your name tag?
Don of Just Chris.
His name is Chris,
so it's Don of Just Chris.
Which sounds like
a remake of
I Am Legend starring you.
I like Terminathan, too.
Dougman Day.
Your last name is Keller?
No, my first name's Keller.
Your first name's Keller.
Have we had this conversation before?
I was your last name.
Yeah, I'm sure we have.
I've seen so many name tags, man.
But you're the only Keller I've talked to twice.
So if I don't remember on the third time, then it's on me.
I threw donuts at that poster.
Oh, you didn't have as good a seat?
I was going to say, that'd be pretty weird if I say hey let me throw a donut he's sitting very close
alright I meant
for this part
to be really short
and I've gone on and on
thank you for bringing
all those amazing name tags
Doug plugs
tomorrow night
Tuesday September 6th
Doug Loves Movies
is back in Los Angeles at UCB Sunset at
8.30. Last time I checked, there's like 17
seats left.
Next Saturday, or this coming Saturday,
I always say those wrong,
at the Orlando Improv at 4.20,
and then Houston Improv,
we're doing a happy hour show on Friday, September
30th. Dallas,
Hyenas,
Boston, Charlotte, Tacoma, Washington,th. Dallas, Hyenas, Boston, Charlotte,
Tacoma, Washington,
New York City, all of those
have Douglas Movies
tapings coming up, so go to
DouglasMovies.com. Let's check out
the prize bag, you guys.
I brought some pretty good stuff,
I think.
I think. We'll see.
I was at the Bruce Campbell
Horror Festival
in
Rosemont, Illinois
had a lovely time
and
everybody got
a
Ash vs. the Evil Dead
chainsaw
chainsaw foam hand
winter's coming up you just put one hand in your pocket and the other one in this and saw a foam hand.
Winter's coming up.
You just put one hand in your pocket and the other one in this.
Walk the streets.
Oh, shirts.
You guys are going to get some shirts.
You're going to be able to dress yourself
for almost a week
because we got this shirt.
What's this from?
It's all shirts that are too small for me, I think.
Oh, this is from
the Traverse City Film Festival.
And then
a Douglas Movie shirt.
Thank you very much.
I knew you were creepy, John Lennon.
He brought something for the prize bag, too, I should say.
Oh, this was fun.
They did, like, a parody Hooters shirt
for the Jim Gaffigan show,
because it's, like, a family show.
But I guess they did an episode
where they went to Hooters or some shit.
So there's a Jim Gaffigan Hooters shirt.
I mean, there's three reasons I wouldn't wear that shirt.
Jim Gaffigan and my tits.
Jesse Case in Nashville gave us this lovely...
It's a ribbon to try to raise money
and awareness for rectal cancer, ass cancer.
So it's a brown ribbon with pieces of corn in it.
And it's a brown ribbon with pieces of corn in it. And it's a, uh...
It's a magnet, so you can have fun with your friends' cars.
Tag, your ass cancer.
I got a pair of sunglasses from something we were at yesterday.
Oh, from the cannabis, but I forget what
the name of this company is that
made the sunglasses. I'll figure it out
and give them a plug later. And
from our friend John Lennon in
the front row,
he brought two complimentary
tickets to Elitch Gardens
right here.
It's a stone's throw
from Comedy Works downtown.
I've been there before.
I've gone.
You were nice enough
to offer tickets for me to go,
and I had the Riot Fest all weekend,
and of course today I'm here.
How late are they open tonight?
Do you know?
Labor Day?
Till 10?
All right, I'm going to hang on
to these tickets.
on Labor Day?
Till 10?
All right,
I'm going to hang on to these tickets.
Oh boy,
we're going to have fun today.
That's why I meant
to keep this short
and then I went super long
because I also
am super high.
Let's get,
let's get my guests out here.
Please welcome
Trey Gallion,
Emma Arnold,
and Jeff Tate. Thank you. Let's start with and say hello to first, our friend Emma Arnold is here, everybody.
Hello.
Comedian, mother, beekeeper.
Yep.
And now on tour and visiting Denver and timed out beautifully for you to be here today.
Yeah, it was perfect.
I'm so excited.
Could you read the Nate what that says on there?
Green Experiences Cannabis Solutions
or something else also.
Trey, do you remember what it's called?
I'm trying to give him the proper plug.
The Green Solution, right?
Yeah.
The Green Solution.
Actually, those look like letters, but they're dots.
Well, there you go.
That's why I couldn't read them.
She figured it out.
Oh, goodness.
And do you have
something for the old prize bag?
Yes. I have really good stuff.
I have
an Elf Quest comic book.
A lot of fans.
It's okay.
And I have...
I have a Best of Bloopers Uncensored Radio and TV's Most Hilarious Boners book.
Wait, Most Hilarious Boners?
Guys, guys.
Boner, yeah, boner used to be
an okay word
and it's signed by
the author
and me and Jeff
so
that's a pretty big deal
pretty awesome
very one of a kind item
yep
I got it at the bookstore
under where we're staying
the Mutiny Bookstore
it's a hilarious
it's great
it's just descriptions
of people fucking up on TV.
Yeah, it's really great.
It's amazing.
Like when somebody would explain to you
what happened on camera.
It's a whole book of that.
It's a whole book.
Here's one from the world of sports.
Sportscaster, do you find the Chicago Bears
have very complicated plays?
And then the coach responded,
I've talked to some defensive players
and they are all pretty simple.
I'll keep going if they're going to get laughs.
Wow. I'll keep going if they're gonna get laughs Wow It's like some Yogi Berra shit
Oh my god this is crazy
They each have like a headline
Like a little title for what the blunder
The mistake is
The boner
And this one is Alice in Blunderland.
Right?
But then, so let me read it to you.
Derwood Kirby on Alan Funtz's candid camera.
Just those two names by themselves
are hilarious boners.
Derwood Kirby?
Derwood Kirby's a classic TV name.
And Alan Funt's candid camera.
That's an easy one to drop in some swear words.
But no, this is probably a pretty clean book,
except for the boner on the cover.
Yeah.
So, Derwood Kirby meant to throw the show back to Alan Funt,
and he came out with this candid blooper.
And now, back to Alice Funt.
He called a man whose name is Alan, Alice.
A zinger.
Man, he didn't live that one down for, like, 15 minutes. Alan. Alice. A zinger.
Man, he didn't live that one down for like 15
minutes. Somebody
quickly jotted it down to
get in this book.
How high am I
though that for a second when she said
the title in Boners, I did literally
think it was a list of
like in TV shows
cases where there might have been a bulge
in somebody's pants.
And then I saw how old the book was
and I was like, that's clearly not the same boners.
Are you yelling?
Am I? Was that yelling? I'm really high.
I can't tell if I'm yelling or not.
Should I tone it down a little bit?
Like, is this good? Sorry.
Here's one they call mental lapse.
Newscaster.
After her apprehension by local authorities,
Miss Ellen Benson, no relation.
Mama?
Here's where it gets so fun, you guys.
Was condemned to a menstrual institution
for an indefinite period.
Well, depending on when that book was published,
that might just be what they did back then.
It's true.
She was hysterical.
You put her in a room with the curse.
Should I keep going?
Yeah, this is great.
I'm super proud of that prize.
It's a really good prize.
It's another thing I'm thinking about keeping.
You might see me later tonight
giggling in line for a roller coaster
as I read my boner book.
It sucks.
Every time we go to Douglas movies,
he keeps all the best prizes.
Okay, I also have a t-shirt
from the Sexpot Comedy guys,
and they were the ones
who set up all of our shows
and were so great to us.
Good job, Sexpot Comedy.
And.
And.
And.
It can't stop there.
Nope.
Here, take it.
Yeah, got it.
I brought a rose cake because my aunt lives here.
She's from Denver.
And when I went to go visit her, she was like, I got you a cake because I know your stoner
comedian friends would probably eat a cake.
Isn't that beautiful?
Incorrect.
I'm spinning around here. Love sweet cakey shit. Look at that thing. Incorrect!
Love sweet cakey shit.
Look at that thing.
That looks really good.
I brought forks and knives and plates.
Yeah, I touched all the plates.
Maybe some piece is missing.
But how amazing is that?
That after the show
some lucky person's gonna be
just eating this in their car
not a sad visual at all
weeping over their boner book
eating a cake
just
oh god
spitting that frosting all over
the dashboard because that book is so hilarious.
That's not his name at all.
It's Alan.
We'll give him
one more plug. Sexpot Comedy
also has a sticker that they
included with the t-shirt.
Well, thank you, Emma. That is
terrific.
We've run out of time.
We can't talk to the other two guests,
but I'm sure they have
interesting things to say.
Jeff Tate is here, everybody!
Hey, what's happening, everybody?
You're the original green solution.
Yeah.
The original... Oh, yeah.
These sunglasses would look good on you, I think.
Oh, yeah.
They're going in the bag.
We just dig through the bag for our own shit.
I brought an album called The Devil You Know by Todd Snyder.
This will fucking... If you don't know it it it'll change your life or throw it away but
listen to it it's great get to know this devil says Rolling Stone magazine sold
they gave it five stars I think probably so and I brought a Steve Zahn double feature Saving Silverman and Rescue Dawn Oh
And
I'd recommend
You know where you should sit when you're watching these two movies back to back?
Wait, wait, wait
Shit
No, I don't know
I can't think of it
On your mood swing
Because
What?
One of them is about prisoners of war
and the other one's called
Rescue Dawn.
I thought
There you go again, Jeff.
Thinking.
Stops you doing your tracks every time.
And I brought this because it's disgusting.
And fuck you, you've got to have it.
Buffalo wing soda.
Oh, where'd you pick that up?
I stopped...
No, don't plug it.
And it's got a very unappealing picture
of actual buffalo wing on the bottle. Like, you really don't need... Once you've said it's got a very unappealing picture of actual buffalo wing on the bottle.
Like, you really don't need...
Once you've said it's buffalo wing flavored,
you don't need to see a picture of,
oh, that, but in a liquid?
I feel like if they put a picture
of a better buffalo wing,
you would have higher expectations for the soda.
Because if you tasted it?
No, of course not.
But they put a terrible looking
buffalo wing there just so you're like,
yeah, this isn't going to be good.
And it says at the bottom,
y'all get your fixings.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm just going to drink this
and eat some mashed potatoes.
They had a ranch one
that I should have got too for the...
And once you're saying
y'all and you're, you might as well
go git instead of get.
They fucked it all up.
Great
prize though.
Maybe we can... Does it twist
off or do you need a bottle opener?
I hope it's a bottle opener situation.
Yeah, because you don't want children
getting their hands on this.
That's going to end up on a bookcase.
It's warm,
is what I'm going to say to not drink it.
I just thought it'd be fun if the winner took a sip.
Yeah, yeah.
I dare.
So we need a bottle opener.
I'm sure John Lennon has one.
This guy just pulled one off his belt,
so we'll go to him in a minute.
You got one?
Oh, right up front.
Fantastic.
We'll talk to you later.
Because Trey Gallion is here!
Hey, yeah.
What's up, Denver?
Hey, yeah. What's up, Denver? Hey, Denver.
Good to be here.
Wow, look at that.
Yeah.
Stool just turns into a table right before your eyes.
Thanks, Doug.
How's it going, Trey?
It's going good, man.
We were at Riot Fest together all weekend.
Yeah, it was fun.
Hanging out on the cannabis, thanks to them once again.
Yeah, that was a regular stop.
We had such a good time in that bus.
Trey no longer forms words.
Well, you walk in and it's just like, what do you want?
And it's like, what do you got?
And he's like, I got everything, man.
And they did. They had everything.
It really was.
If someone wanted to just try everything for the first time,
it would be a great place to go.
And I'm not saying I smoke more weed than I normally smoke here,
but I've definitely smoked way more kinds of weed
than I normally smoke since I've been here.
And that's been a lot of fun.
Right.
That little dab thingy was, yeah, that blew my head off.
I almost fell getting out of the bus.
We left the bus.
A couple times.
Yeah.
Always found it again, though.
Well, we kept hearing legend of it the first day
and then the little girl was taking us around in the golf
cart at the end of the first day and we spotted
it and it was like, game on.
And we literally almost jumped out
of the golf cart
to get into the bus.
I don't know why it's so exciting to sit
in a hot bus
and just smoke the shit out
of it, but it's really fun.
Because you could.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean,
they had music playing
and stuff.
The way you're
talking about it
It was a full experience.
It's like
as
the way you're
talking about it
it kind of seems like
this is the bus
that brought you
to the show.
Yeah,
if we could have
set that up that would have been alright. We could have set that up probably the show. Yeah, if we could have set that up,
that would have been
We could have
set that up,
probably.
Yeah.
Yeah,
it just feels silly
to get in a bus
when I only had
to walk five blocks,
but...
But all the bands
were great, too.
Yeah,
it was...
Yeah,
but they take people
to dispensaries
in the bus.
Like,
they use it
to get people
that need to get
to dispensaries, which I don't know how hard get people that need to get to dispensaries,
which I don't know how hard it is to get to one
in Denver.
Walk two blocks, right?
Yeah, you sneeze and you're snotting
all over the side of a dispensary.
Why are you guys laughing?
That's one of the oldest adages
in American lexicon. Hey, listen.
You throw a cat in downtown Denver,
somebody in the dispensary is going to come out and say,
hey, quit throwing that cat against our dispensary.
Which one of you dicks keeps
throwing a cat at our wall?
Just come over
here. You
can point to it. You don't have to throw cats to show people.
Boner time.
Boner time.
There are illustrations, too, in the book
that are all very suggestive.
They're all very sexy.
I just want people to know.
Yeah, they're like seconds from rape in this one.
That's a scary one.
The first time I looked through that book,
I myself had a hilarious boner.
The first time?
Yeah.
Yeah, the second time I looked through it,
I knew what was coming.
It was a little harder to work up such a funny... It was more of a serious boner The first time? Yeah. Yeah, the second time I looked through it, I knew what was coming.
It was a little harder to work up such a funny... It was more of a serious boner the second time.
Like, my boners aren't always hilarious.
They know, they pick their spots.
This one is so outrageous, you guys.
Stay tuned now for a dramatization
of Dickens'
immortal
Sale of Two Titties.
I mean
Tale of Two Cities.
Wait, they put the part in
where he corrected himself?
These are just...
So back in the day
when you would watch a show
and they'd be like,
for a written transcript,
send a self-addressed stamp envelope.
And so somebody did that
and then just put them all in a book.
Every time you hear something hilarious.
Did I just explain what that book was?
I do that sometimes, right?
You broke it down, man.
No, I explained something that's already been explained.
You audience-plained that. down, man. No, I explained something that's already been explained. You audience-plained that.
Actually, nope.
I do want to say, I just want to shout someone out real quick.
One of the coolest things that...
One of the coolest things that...
What happened?
Go ahead, man.
No, you're good.
What, is this the first time someone else interrupted Trey?
In the history of the show?
I take interruptions pretty well.
No, but I don't know where that shout-out thing is going.
No, it was going to be easy.
I didn't know that Trey had started.
Was it just to Trey?
Oh, no, that wasn't it at all.
You're good. Tell your shit.
I just wanted it. Was it just a tray?
Oh, no, that wasn't it at all.
That was, you're good.
Tell your shit.
Wait, so why were they laughing then?
Because they see me here holding my gifts
that I haven't announced yet.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
Yeah, we're just waiting to hear
what he brought for the bag.
That's all.
But I was perfectly happy
to let Jeff tell his little story.
Yeah.
Let's hear it, Jeff.
I just want to say hello
to Tim and Sarah from Liverpool.
There's two people.
I met them at the Pearl Jam concert.
You met John Lennon?
He's from Liverpool.
Yeah.
I'm Queens.
I'm Queens.
There's a Queens in England?
Yeah, there is.
Just one at a time.
It's where she lives.
No, I met him at the Pearl Jam concert,
and the guy, like, before the show started,
the guy, we were just talking,
and he goes, are you a comedian?
And I was like, yeah.
He's a big fan of Douglas movies
and was the best guy to watch a fucking Pearl Jam show with.
So I just want to say hello to those two.
Way over in Liverpool.
Yeah.
Trey, you blew it, Trey.
That was not worth the trouble.
It's all your fault, Trey.
Well, I've got twice at the music festival
there were fans of yours
that were too afraid to come up to you and say hello,
so they had their friends do it,
but instead they said hello to me.
And they were like, hey, is your name Doug?
My friend is a big fan of yours.
And I was like, thank you, but no, that's it.
I wish you'd have said yes.
It could have been our own little body switch movie.
Sorry.
I just thought it was cool.
I was in a building with 45,000 people
and the guy next to me was
a cool guy from England
who's a fan of this program.
I didn't realize that we were just gonna...
Why are you trying to save the story now?
It's already gone.
Just save it for the next one, man.
I'm not trying to save the story, Trey.
I don't think any less of you or anything.
You can't possibly think less of me, Trey.
I think Jeff needs to see Frozen
because somebody needs to let it go.
We had all moved on okay from that, Jeff.
We understood your shout-out was sweet
and then I just kept the show going
Am I going to have to text you
That picture of us wearing fake mustaches
In Austin
Make it all better
Do your prizes Trey
I love Jeff Tate.
All right.
So...
Yeah, what did you fucking bring already?
In the handy Delta barf bag,
because that's the one I have the most of.
I got a new one for my collection.
It's a Hello Kitty barf bag
from some weird Korean airline that a friend sent me.
You had to say weird?
Well... A Hello Kitty barf bag from some weird Korean airline that a friend sent me. You had to say weird? Hello Kitty barf bag.
Okay, I got
a copy of my CD in there
and a Green Solution t-shirt
to go with your fucking sunglasses.
It's gonna be a sweet look.
And then I got
a Rudy's barbecue pen in here.
Do they have Rudy's here yet?
They have one in the Springs?
So it's, I didn't see them in the Springs,
but in Austin, this is one of my go-to barbecue spots,
but it says stolen from Rudy's Country Store and Barbecue.
And Jeff just stole it, so you don't get that.
Do you guys, do you really call it the Springs?
They do, man, they do.
Okay, all right.
That sounds like marketing to me
well trust me colorado springs has not taken advantage of it
i was trying to go for you guys are making it sound cooler than it is
i was trying to get there you got us there i, you got to know the right spots, and there's not many of them.
What's in the box?
What's in the box?
What's in the box?
Brad Pitt's wife's head.
You really had to cram it in there.
She has a name, Trey.
No, I will only call her Brad Pitt's wife's head.
What's your name, Trey?
No, I will only call her Brad Pitt's wife's head.
It's a...
It's a hemp box.
The comic that I'm staying with,
him and his buddy run this company,
and it's one of those 20 bucks a month,
and they'll send you all hemp-based stuff,
but it's everything from, like, little drinks
and beauty products to little bars,
energy bars and shit.
Does this stuff get you high?
I don't, does any of this shit get you high, Zach?
No.
Oh, well, enjoy your box. Wow, you guys are familiar with the hemp box.
Hey, there's like lotions and stuff in there.
You'll dig it.
Hempbox.com.
All right.
Oh, yeah, their slogan is is we put the lotion in the box
oh wow
that guy said it like
he was auditioning for the movie.
Check out my line read.
I thought it was a little fast.
He just wanted to get it in, you know?
Put those in the box!
Damn.
Slow it down.
Dad, what if every movie's ending was like,
it was like they were done,
they were so tired of making the movie
that everything's super,
what's in the box?
What's in the goddamn box?
It's your fucking wife. We're all arrested.
And then it's over.
We've been on set for like
six months.
Really moves it along when you can
just say we're all arrested.
Nutshelling is one of my strengths.
I'm really good at nutshell
in the end of a movie.
Again, I went elsewhere.
Jeff Tate, Nutshells, Wall Street.
Oh, they're all dicks,
and then that guy gets arrested.
Saved everybody a couple hours there.
That is time in your pocket.
Emma, what was the last movie that you saw?
The last movie I saw was The Conjuring
because I was watching it to see if it was too scary
for my 13-year-old, for Calvin.
The first one?
Yes.
The first Conjuring.
Yeah, to see if it was too scary for us,
for me and Calvin to do on our podcast together.
And I found it to be very scary.
It's very scary, but not in a way that,
there's no real, real, real life terror in it. I think he will be very scary. It's very scary, but not in a way that there's no real life
terror in it.
He will be fine with it.
I had to pause it a few different times
and go upstairs and walk it off.
Mom's a wuss!
Yes.
Wait, he's 13?
Oh yeah, it's right up his alley.
He's gonna love it.
Oh, so he hasn't seen any of it yet.
No, he hasn't seen it. I usually, like, before we do it,
I watch it to make sure that it's okay,
and then we'll watch it together, so.
Yeah, and it might be fun for you to also,
you kind of know when the jumpy moments are coming,
so you can kind of watch him and laugh when he jumps.
He hasn't found anything scary yet,
so that's why we moved on.
I don't know if it's, like, the autistic thing or whatever,
but he just said everything.
I don't know if it's because the autistic thing or whatever, but he just said everything. I don't know if it's because he doesn't understand
or process information.
No, he does.
He's so smart.
The same way other people do.
No, he's not.
Or if it's because he's just not easily scared.
He's just so...
Well, it may be a contributing factor.
Maybe, yes. But that's, I mean, a contributing factor. Maybe, yes.
But that's, I mean, that's, you know,
that's an upside to autism right there.
Yeah.
Doesn't, isn't scared of movies.
Nope.
He's not really scared of anything, though.
No, he's not.
Yeah, there you go.
He's not scared of anything.
He doesn't like clowns a whole lot.
That's fine.
Who the fuck does?
No.
Like, is afraid of them or just finds them weird?
I don't think he's afraid of them.
It's more like when we see him, it's like he has a hard enough time recognizing, like,
you know, emotional facial stuff.
And so when a clown has like sad makeup
but is making happy faces
he's like nope
no
no
alright good on him
there's a lot going on there
this entire conversation
is like I'm a little bit
in the future
from all of you
cause I
Calvin listens to
Dougloves movies
he does
and so right now
he's somewhere going
that is not what I do mom
no
that is not what I do yeah I. That is not what I do.
I know it's scary.
He'll be like, no, the reason I don't like clowns is the hair.
Why would anyone like clowns, Mom?
I think Calvin is the best.
And I think we should cut him some slack.
He was on the show.
Uncle Jeff sucking up.
He's just saying that because you're listening, Calvin.
Yeah, man. Don't buy it, dude.
Go to Twitter.
Get angry at your mom on Twitter.
Oh, yeah. Join the club.
That's what Twitter's for.
To be angry at your own mom?
Yeah.
I have not used Twitter for that yet.
Except for my personality in general.
Jeff, what was the last movie you saw?
Bloodfather.
What?
It's a movie that just came out.
It's got Mel Gibson in it
and William H. Macy
and...
Oh, fuck, there's some...
Oh, Michael Parks is in it?
He's great.
Yeah, the movie is really good,
and it's just like a dusty noir,
like, Southwest shoot-'em-up thing.
But there's, like, a bunch of scenes
where they kind of address that Mel Gibson was an asshole.
Like, he's got a daughter in this movie who calls him out.
Like, he'll say something, like, bordering.
Like, he'll say something vaguely Trump-like,
and his daughter will be like,
what are you doing?
And he's like, oh, oh.
And then, like, it happens, like,
three or four times as he's, like, moving on.
Yeah, no, it's his softening.
Yeah.
The Mel Gibson pivot is underway.
And it was a fun action movie.
Like, I enjoyed it.
Yeah, you like that sort of thing.
I do.
Not highly critical.
Nope.
Don't take his recommendations.
It's good, though.
You know the difference.
The way you're talking about it,
you know it's not one that everyone will love,
but you liked it.
Right, right, right.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's not as bad as a Lone Ranger.
We should get money from Lone Ranger
how often it comes up on this show.
That's one of those,
I'll watch it, stupid, Armie Hammer dude.
I think.
Armie Hammer dude
is not three words
that should be together ever.
You're super into him?
I mean, I don't know.
Something about him in that movie,
he's kind of quirky and funny.
He makes me laugh.
That's weird.
Let's talk about something else.
Let's move on.
Yeah, what was the last movie you saw?
Hopefully it wasn't The Lone Ranger.
No, it wasn't.
Just staring at Armie Hammer
he's quirky
he just makes me happy
I thought he was good
and whatever
I watched all three
Ip Man movies
you did
back to back to back
yeah yeah
friend recommended them
and I was like
alright I'm gonna check this out
and it's great
they are
they're really good
they're really good
like you know
Sunday afternoon
kung fu theater style movies.
But they get ridiculously corny as each movie goes on.
The first one, he's helping save his village from the Japanese during World War II.
Oh, and this is the guy that trained Bruce Lee, by the way.
So he's helping from the Japanese during World War II.
But then by the third one, he's fighting Mike Tyson,
who runs an underground fighting thing.
They have to make up villains.
And that's not even the main fight in the movie.
That's in the middle.
Yeah, but they're great.
They're great.
And there's going to be a fourth one too, right?
I think so, right?
I think so.
Or they got a different guy to do
the story of him.
Oh they might
do a reboot
kind of thing?
Yeah.
Okay.
But I liked them.
They were great.
See them.
If you like
kung fu movies.
Word.
Apparently
some people
here in Denver do.
Now it's a part
of the show
where Bert Kreischer
turns it off.
Because I'm about to say,
let the games begin!
It's just gaming time!
Lots of name tags
to choose from.
I do not envy you.
And the situation
these nice people
have put you in.
There's that cable guy thing I was telling you about, Jeff.
But anyway, while they all get yelled at,
we'll take this brief commercial message.
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They did it. They each picked one person. Looks like they all got big ones.
Big ones were the way to go this time. Oh, that was a boner.
And a gentleman in the audience,
what's your name? Matt.
Brought four movie posters to include with all the prizes. The Martian,
Neighbors 2, Sausage Party, and
War Dogs.
Four of the best comedies.
I'm still making fun of The Martian not being a comedy.
All right, Trey, what do you got there?
I got Mark Wahlberg, Invincible,
but it's got little Jeff Tate head there.
And why is it?
I assume your name's Vince?
Yep.
Yeah.
And I'm from Philly,
so it spoke to me a little bit.
All right.
Oh, yeah?
He was just hoping Mark Wahlberg would be here
when he wasn't.
His dreams were dashed.
He was like,
there's no way my stupid name tags
could get picked.
I rolled it up.
It's all wrinkled.
Yeah, but I'm doing
a pretty good job
of presentation, right?
Yeah, no,
you're really selling it nice.
Yeah, get the box seats
over there.
Jeff, who are you playing for?
I'm playing for John Lennon.
Of course.
The big John Lennonski.
He's got a picture
of Walter Sobchick
saying, you are entering a world of pain.
It's from a movie called The Big Lebowski.
Huh.
Yeah, check it out, Denver.
If you haven't seen it, it's playing at the draft house tonight.
Here's some really cool weed movies you guys might not know about.
Have you guys heard of Pineapple Express?
What do you got there, Emma?
I got Jeremie.
I'm playing for Jeremie, girl.
It's so great.
And he photoshopped.
This one is horrifying.
It's me and Jeff and Mark Wahlberg and you,
and it's beautiful.
He did the makeup, even.
This is really a work of art.
Yeah, I gotta take a picture of this piece of shit.
This is too good to be true.
I've never looked more beautiful horrible
in my entire life.
If only I was quick at this.
All right, here we go.
Wow.
Now I get a little you in there, too.
Damn.
All right.
So what's the name?
Jeremy?
Jeremy.
Yeah, Jeremy.
Jeremy.
All right.
Great job.
Can we... Let's put this down for the...
It's just a little too aggressive.
Just want to...
Oh, now that I mention it,
that would have been a great thing to throw donuts at.
Oh, yeah.
We could cut a hole where his mouth is.
A fucking donut hole.
Yeah, exactly.
Make it a donut toss.
Hey, can I get another Tito's and soda
before we start the games?
Is there anybody?
I'm not going to wait for them to bring you.
No, no, right.
I just wanted to get the order in.
You want to ask before we start the games.
Sorry, I didn't mean to.
I knew what you meant,
but I still thought it'd be fun
to respond the way I did.
All right. I did. Still love.
All right.
I got several games planned and we're probably running very late,
so let me check the time out
as I say.
Let's start with Jason and Deb's
IMDB game.
You played this before, right, Emma?
Yes.
Okay, so all three of the players are familiar with the rules.
I'll give a quick Jeff Tate nutshell recap of how it works.
Top four IMDB.
Yell out when you think you know who it is I'm talking about.
Buzz in with your own name.
Negative one point
if you miss.
First person with the most points after
three rounds plus
a tiebreaker is our
winner. And audience,
you guys know not to
participate.
I mean, be here.
Be supportive.
But all in your head.
Players?
Doug.
I'm going to need a Doug from each of you.
Doug.
Doug.
I might have said dog.
Did I say dog?
You got it right.
You nailed it.
Has your name tag ever been picked, Jeff?
How come nobody ever picks Ross to Jeff?
Sorry, man.
Sorry, Jeff.
I'm sorry.
God damn it.
All right.
Whose top four starts with
Star Wars,
Episode IV,
A New Hope.
And then the second credit
of their top four
is
Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Jeff.
I think Trey got in
a little,
edged in there a little, I think.
Yeah, I think he did.
It was close, and Jeff
was louder, that's for sure.
I was trying not to yell.
Why did you
pick the game to stop
yelling?
yelling.
This is how I buzz in with my own name.
Doug.
You definitely want to be heard, Trey, over Jeff.
So keep that in mind
next round. But who do you think it is, Trey?
Harrison Ford!
Stop yelling!
That is correct.
Cool.
So you get one point
and you get a shot
at two more bonus points
if you can name
two more
Harrison Ford movies
that landed in his top four
on IMDb.
The Fugitive
and
Star Wars Episode V, Empire Strikes Back.
Did someone go,
babe?
What are you looking on your own phone,
dick?
Trying to play a game up here, man.
It sounded like Droopy Dog is in the audience.
No.
Boo.
Boo.
No.
It was so quiet, though.
It sounded like a guy named Boo was trying to buzz into this game.
Boo.
Boo.
Boo. Boo Boo Stewart is in the audience this game. Boo. Boo. Boo.
Boo Boo Stewart is in the audience.
Air Force One.
Boo.
Fugitive didn't make the cut, but Star Wars 5 did,
as well as Star Wars 7.
Oh, 7 jumped in there.
Nice.
It still pains me to say episode whatever.
Yeah, there you go.
All right, so that means Trey's got two points.
He's off to a hot start.
Yeah.
I'll cool down, don't worry.
Whose top four begins with Annie Hall?
Annie Hall.
Second movie,
Midnight in Paris.
Jeff.
No, Emma.
Yeah, no, I think Emma should get that.
Yeah, that seems fair.
That sounded like Emma came out really gruff
and feared she wouldn't be recognized.
Jeff, I mean Emma.
Yeah.
That sounds like two people
that have been working the road together way too long.
That's what that sounds like.
A lot of that going on in the car?
Okay, so Jeff
got in first.
I'm pretty sure
Emma did.
Who do you think it is, Jeff?
Woody Allen? That's correct!
What else, Jeff, do you think is in his
top four?
Manhattan
Murder Mystery
and
Ants.
I didn't say name two movies
that have the same letters in both of them.
You can't spell Manhattan murder mystery
without ants.
I think ants might be with a Z, though.
And it's not in his top four.
And you were so close
if you just stopped saying more words.
Manhattan. Straight up. Just straight up Manhattan. and you were so close if you'd just stop saying more words Manhattan
straight up
just straight up
Manhattan
no murder
no murder mystery
no that's
I said Manhattan
and a movie
he made called
Murder Mystery
also it's a
secondary movie
oh that one's
called
Ants
no they went with something ants.
Nope.
They went with something.
They went with
a movie that's
not quite as
sexy as ants.
Vicky Cristina
Barcelona.
And so that
means, Jeff,
you just have
the one point.
Trey has two.
Emma.
Just a quick reminder. Yeah. Your name is Emma. Emma. Just a quick
reminder.
Your name is Emma.
Got it.
Alright.
Could you just lean in just a little bit, Trey?
No, not back, Jeff.
Just...
I just want to be able to see all three of your faces.
There you go.
Get your mic ready, Trey.
I got it.
Whose first credit in their top four credits on IMDb
is Richard Pryor live in concert.
Jeff!
I just tried to buzz in with Richard Pryor!
Alright, so Jeff, you got in first.
Richard Pryor.
That's correct.
Now could you name three more
exact titles
of the weirdest
one of the strangest top fours I've seen
on IMDb?
And the answer is no,
you can't.
But do you want to try?
I got faith in you, man.
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to try.
Trey has faith in you, which is a great way to compete.
Okay, how about Silver Streak?
No.
The Toy?
No.
See no evil, Hear No Evil?
That one makes more sense.
But why would I be concerned about you getting the title right
with Silver Streak or The Toy?
Because maybe it was called
Jackie Gleason's The Toy.
Maybe it was National Lampoon's Silver Streak.
For some reason, Richard Pryor's top four
are all stand-up
concert films.
Oh, is it the
Live on the Sunset Strip one?
Yeah, what's the
correct title?
Richard Pryor
Live on the Sunset Strip?
Yeah.
And then
Richard Pryor
Here and Now
and Richard Pryor
Live and Smokin'.
Oh.
Oh.
I wouldn't have gotten
Here and Now.
Yeah, isn't that a crazy top four?
It doesn't make any sense.
No stir crazy?
No.
I mean, none of his films reacted,
just stand-up movies.
But, you know, like I said,
the metric on there is very hard
to figure out sometimes.
And also, we've got a tie
between Trey and Jeff,
two points apiece.
Sorry, Jamie.
So, Emma, if you don't mind sitting this next one out.
No!
We've got to break this tie.
Hang tight.
And I would laugh so hard if you buzzed in anyway.
No, Emma!
No, Emma!
All right, this is the tie-breaking round.
Say your own name when you think you know who this is.
The first of their credits on IMDb is a TV series,
Saturday Night Live.
Yeah, that narrows it down considerably.
I mean, but I'm playing against...
All right.
Come on.
What of those 100 people that were on...
Really?
Yeah.
All right.
Gilda Radner.
That is correct. I think these are false claps, man.
I smell something fishy here.
You guys are in cahoots or something.
Did you see the sheet beforehand?
What the fuck's going on here?
I'll tell you what's going on. I'm not going to tell you how I did that.
She's from Denver or some shit.
I'm going to tell you how he did it.
No, Gene Wilder just died, dummy.
Well, I know that.
And every one of those people have associations with Gene Wilder.
Yeah.
Trey, you were playing the wrong game.
Yeah, I was.
True that, Tate.
True that.
Do you want to guess the other three, Jeff?
No, thank you, no.
Rosanna?
Was there a Rosanna, Rosanna, Diana TV special?
If there was, it's not on the list.
No, it's movies.
It's all movies.
Oh, no, wait.
I don't know what the second one is now that you mention it.
Haunted Honeymoon.
Animal Olympics.
Oh, yeah.
So I guess she has a voice in that or something.
Every four years.
Oh, and here's a monthly one.
The Woman in Red.
So, uh...
The late, great Gilda Radner
and Gene Wilder, of course.
And, yeah, all those other people.
You figured it out, Jeff.
You figured out my sneaky little theme.
And, uh...
Since you guys are all such exemplary players
of the games on this program,
it's time to play Build a Title.
I like the way you were holding your pen
like Bob Dole for a second.
Oh, I'm stroking out.
For sure.
Do you have a hilarious boner?
For sure.
Do you have a hilarious boner?
Had it been too long since it got brought up?
What happened?
All right.
Audience members begged for the return of this game.
I say it's too difficult for a lot of players, so... I tend to agree.
Let's see how we do.
So, okay, we'll give you a little breathing room there, Trey.
We'll start with Jeff, and then we'll go to Emma,
and then to Trey.
And you just have to add, since I just said it,
the beginning title, the starter title,
is The Woman in Red.
And we remove the thes in this game.
So you need, Jeff, a film that ends in woman
or begins with red.
Red 2.
Okay, I mean Alright, I'm not going to say anything
Is that the only way?
I'm sorry
Is that the only one you could think of
Is why you said that?
I mean We don't really need to get into.
No, we don't.
It just came out.
It seems like a fun way to keep building.
Oh, okay.
You kind of want to try to shut it down.
That's all I'm saying.
But good job.
Emma?
Scent of a woman, red too.
In red too, yes? Scent of a woman, red two. In red two, yes.
Scent.
Woman in red two, yes.
Of a woman in red two.
Trey, you need to end with scent,
so let's move on to...
You have to begin with the word two.
Two Days in the Valley, is that a movie?
I'm not going to say.
You could either stick with that answer that got a big laugh,
or you could switch it.
I'm sticking with it.
You are?
Yeah.
I don't think there is I think you're thinking
of three days in the valley
Yeah
Probably
Yeah
If you just stayed
for another day
I was like peace
I'm out
I don't like this valley
at all
I'm going up on that hilltop
That looks way cooler Alright I'm going up on that hilltop. That looks way cooler.
Alright, I'm out.
Oh, I think I might have thought of one for the first half.
Anyway,
Jeff,
scent of a woman in red 2.
Scent
of a woman
red 2 for the money.
Okay. Okay.
Nice.
The white guy over there had an orgasm.
Alright, so you gotta start with money.
Emma.
Descent of a woman in red. What?
What?
Thank you.
I don't think I know.
What movie is called Descent of a Woman?
It's the second half
of Everest. Okay, Jeff, so it has to end with decent.
It's pretty decent.
No, descent.
No, descent.
Or begin with Monet.
Money.
Money was your idea, so I should be able to run with that one.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I got one.
Money train.
Yeah.
Train, Emma.
Training day.
Mm-hmm.
Day, Jeff. After tomorrow. Tomorrowland. Really?
And Justice for All.
I was trying to fuck around a little bit with it.
Can I do And Justice for All at the end of Tomorrowland?
No.
Justice for All?
No.
The Pacino movie?
All right, then Land of the Lost.
Okay.
Lost Boys.
I guess you could have done the vagina movie, but...
Boys on the side.
Wait, slow down, you guys.
I gotta catch up.
Women in red what?
Oh my God, I don't... I don't remember where we're... How far did we get?
Lost what?
Lost boys.
Boys.
And then what'd you say for boys?
Boys on the side.
Okay.
Sideways.
Okay.
Boys on the sideways.
You got something that begins with ways?
Or A's?
That might shut it down right there.
Ways.
It's too bad.
Thanks, lady.
Thanks, lady.
It's too bad.
Thanks, lady.
That sounded like we were at an organism.
Organisms.
What a boner.
Organisms.
Put it in the boner book.
Orgasm seminar Oh I had one
Do you guys have one?
Do you have one Jeff?
I think
Is there a movie called Ways to be Wicked
no
yeah I didn't think so
if there was
it'd definitely have a number
at the front of it
it'd be like
eight ways to be wicked
in a duffel bag
when you're in Denver
and you're dead.
What do you got?
I was trying to think
of something
that used the D
in descent.
Yeah, I was trying
to do that too.
Like, I can't.
Like, there's probably
something called
like 1200 AD.
Or something ready.
Oh, I shouldn't
have told you that.
God damn it.
Ready. Ready, ready.
Or somebody's name, like Andy.
Yes, all of these should be helping.
Vicky Christina Barzalandi.
All right, Emma wins that game. a landy. Alright,
Emma wins that game.
Descent of a
Woman in Red, Dawn
2
for the money trading
day after tomorrow
land of the lost boys
on the sideways.
Put that on your marquee and say,
hey, I only got a third of that up there.
Too many letters.
I'm gonna wait for him to get back from the bathroom.
Seems like the polite thing to do.
No, let's play
a round of Last Man Stanton.
I'm going to give you guys
some...
I'm going to give each of you a lifeline.
Nice.
Yeah, that's right.
Where's John Lennon's going to be your lifeline, Jeff?
That's cool.
So I can only imagine how great that's going to work out.
And Trey.
I got Vince Papali, dude.
You got Vince Papali.
I'm invincible.
Full names.
Oh, I get it.
And...
And Emma's got...
Jeremy.
Jeremy and girls.
Yes.
All right.
Very cool.
So you guys be ready
because each of these contestants can go to you once
during the proceedings if they can't hang.
Last man stand, of course, is where we take...
Oh, thank God you're back.
I've just been stalling like a motherfucker.
I'm, like, pretending about who's got whose lifeline
and all this unnecessary stuff just waiting for you.
All right.
You know Last Man Stanton, right?
Okay.
Glad I don't have to explain it to one audience member.
There's a person in the audience
with a very charming Twitter handle, Donkey Coma.
Yeah!
Dude, that was a perfect pause.
Like, he was waiting for it.
He's looking around the room like,
maybe there's another Donkey Coma.
He was waiting to see
if you said Donkey Coma 2, because that's another donkey coma. It was waiting to see if you said donkey coma 2.
Because that guy's over there.
Donkey coma 69.
Back here, everybody.
Or donkey coma toes.
So...
Donkey coma toes. Donkey Coma dose.
Why did you...
That's my whole question.
Donkey Coma, why?
Why?
Why Donkey Coma, why?
It felt appropriate. It felt appropriate.
It felt appropriate.
Nope, that's not an answer.
Not at all.
We did more.
Why would that feel appropriate?
Well, he's probably got a donkey
hooked up to life support
in a room of his house.
Is that true?
Yeah.
I'm from Colorado.
That's your excuse excuse I'm from Colorado
Right
Homegirl over here
Was even like
So
Hold up
Hold up
We didn't let him finish
Colorado is Spanish
For donkey coma
We should have let him finish
He was about to say
I'm from Colorado Springs
Yeah We should have let him finish. He was about to say, I'm from Colorado Springs.
Yeah. Yeah.
All right, well...
Doggy coma. With a name like that, All right, well...
Doggy coma?
With a name like that,
your suggestion for Last Man Standing has to be good.
Eddie Murphy.
Eddie Murphy.
The great Eddie Murphy.
The applause ripples slowly from the back right side of the room.
Much of the rest of the crowd is,
we did not come here today for this.
Blame Donkey Kong. I think there's like one Eddie Murphy movie I haven't seen, maybe.
Maybe two.
Really?
Yeah, and that is a lot of...
Don't...
That is a lot of waiting around
for a guy to be in a good movie again.
All of those movies.
But we'll hear them all shortly.
What did that guy yell out?
Did he say something?
He was about...
He was trying...
I think he was going to guess
which one you haven't seen.
Oh, that's a fun game.
Why don't you guys take turns saying Eddie Murphy movies
until we get to the one that I've never seen.
I think it'll end up being pretty much the same game.
But we could try.
Let's just play regular style.
Emma gets to go first.
You know who Eddie Murphy is, right?
I know who Eddie Murphy is.
You're not the only person who knows things, okay? How about you?
I'm going to go with Daddy Daycare.
Oh, okay.
It's a classic.
Have you seen that one, Doug?
Daddy Daycare?
Yeah.
Yes, I have.
Well, you play Last Man Standing 2, right?
Yeah, yeah, but we're going your direction.
Okay.
48 hours.
Another 48 hours.
All right, if we're going to do that...
If we're going to do that,
I'm going to say Dr. Dolittle 2.
Full title.
Full title?
Yeah, I said full title.
It's just a 2.
Okay.
Yeah.
I haven't seen it.
Settle down.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Dr. Dolittle 2 is real classy.
They don't need extra words.
Still talking
to animals.
It's Dr. Doolittle 2.
Look who's talking now.
Oh, that's horrible.
All right.
What'd you say?
Bowfinger?
Yeah.
All right.
Jeff?
Beverly Hills Cop.
Okay.
Beverly Hills Cop 2.
Set them up, knock them down.
Beverly Hills Cop 3.
Dr. Dolittle.
Yeah.
Ah.
I wanted to see how long that one would lay out there.
Don't forget about your lifelines.
The golden child.
Okay.
Okay.
Trading places.
Yes, of course.
Norbit.
And before you ask, Jeff,
yes, I've seen Norbit.
Yeah, I've seen Norbit.
I know that
You can use your lifeline
No I just am not sure
If this is the name of the movie
Well you gotta be careful
Yeah
But I also need to pee
Really bad so
Well that's true
If you lose right now
You can just leave
You can just run
Is it meet the clumps?
Full title The clumps? Full title.
The clumps on holiday.
Wait, these are all,
I'm not saying,
I'm not guessing yet.
Those are all just,
I was warming up.
Round table dinner with the clumps.
Like she's trying to name it
just based off the trailer she saw.
They're at a table, right?
They're at a table eating.
Is it, is it,
oh, I know,
is it the Nutty Professor?
Yes.
That's your,
that's your final Nutty Professor?
The Nutty Professor?
Just the,
just the first one. Perfect. That's all final nutty professor? The nutty professor? Okay, yes. Perfect.
That's all you gotta do.
Jeff?
You're afraid to say it.
Coming to America.
Yes!
Yes!
Okay.
Beverly Hills Cop.
What?
Wait, did we already go through that?
Yeah.
I said Beverly Hills Cop,
but then you said Beverly Hills Cop 2.
Oh, I thought we already did that for Nevermind.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah, and you did three.
I'm just gonna be over here.
You don't have to go Ghost Protocol.
No.
Holy shit.
Just pick out another Eddie Murphy movie.
It's super easy.
All right.
Yeah, there are a couple of them.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, Shrek.
Yes.
Oh, Shrek.
Yes.
I have to go with Dreamgirls.
Shrek 2?
Yeah.
Have you seen that?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I've seen all the Shreks. Oh.
Jeff. The Distinguished Gentleman. Oh, yeah. I've seen all the Shreks. Oh. Jeff.
The Distinguished Gentleman.
Oh, okay.
Oh, fuck.
There's not a two on that, huh?
Wait, he was...
Oh, man. I'm getting to...
Damn it. He was in Cotton Club, yeah?
Cotton Club. Incorrect. Shit. I know what you're thinking of, man. I'm getting to... Damn it. He was in Cotton Club, yeah? Cotton Club.
Incorrect.
Shit.
I know what you're thinking of, though.
Yeah, that helped me, too.
Oh, damn it.
Yeah, dude.
Hey, I never said I wasn't a stoner.
Hey, congratulations, John Lennon.
You're probably going to win.
Wow.
Hey.
Wow.
Don't get ahead of ourselves.
Wow, hey, hey.
Trey's out already,
and Emma's willing to bag the whole thing
so she can pee.
Oh.
Look at John Lennon.
He's got a good shot.
I'll hold it.
I'm holding it.
She's holding it.
She's here to play.
I'm here.
Oh, I had my lifeline.
Sorry, Vince.
Oh, you didn't even use your lifeline.
What an idiot.
I forgot about that.
Yeah.
Look, don't blame the weed, man.
Don't blame the weed.
So dumb.
What a dummy.
Yeah.
It's like you threw
a great opportunity out there
and it came back
and hit you like a boomerang.
Your turn.
Oh, is that...
I just said boomerang.
Shrek 3?
There's where you get into trouble.
Okay.
Because you've got to do the right title.
And they get a little wackier at that point.
Shrek 3.
It's like... and they get a little they get a little wackier at that point Shrek 3 is like it's
I just thought of something
I could have used
in a
build a title
which episode
thought of something
from months ago
I thought that was a Star Wars thing I was trying to be like Thought of something from months ago.
I thought that was a Star Wars thing.
I was trying to be like, no, it wasn't a Star Wars episode.
What do you got, Emma?
You want to go to your lifeline?
I want to go to my lifeline.
Of course, ask her.
You got kids?
Can you help her out with these Shrek titles?
Shrek the Third.
Shrek the Third, that's right.
I was going to go with Shrek 3, donkey, donkey, donkey.
There is a later, like the Shrek that's coming out is a very like heavy movie where the donkey's in a coma.
It's true.
It's true. Very sad.
Wake up, donkey!
It freaked me out a little.
Okay, so...
Did you say one, Jeff?
Not yet.
I'm going to say the one that I think
Trey was thinking of.
Harlem Nights.
Yes.
Harlem Nights.
I'm going to go to my lifeline.
Is that...
You don't know.
Uh-uh.
Sorry, Vince. Fuck.uh. Sorry, Vince.
Fuck.
Sorry.
Oh, sorry, Vince.
Fuck was an early
Eddie Murphy movie.
Harlem can be scary at night.
But I'm also afraid of
a vampire in Brooklyn.
Oh boy.
Anything, Emma?
Yeah, well,
the Richard Pryor ones,
what I'm thinking is
it probably would be like
Eddie Murphy live at the Apollo.
Is that a thing?
Incorrect. You're out.
You can go pee if you want.
Since you guys are out of the game,
if you don't have rides home,
you could probably take the Metro.
But what if you wanted to stop on the way and pull off
a tower heist?
Oh, shit.
You'd probably jump off that bus and shot
something like Showtime.
It's good.
Having so much trouble thinking of the right ones,
I just can't stop thinking of a thousand words.
Yeah, you got a lifeline still, Jeff.
I got 40 more Eddie Murphy movies.
Pride is at play here.
If I could use the lifeline to have him work it into a fun sentence,
that's all I'm trying to do now.
Oh, no.
I can't figure out.
I would steal stuff from a tower,
but it'd just be based on whatever I spy. I spy.
Oh, shit.
Meet Dave. Have you. Meet Dave.
Have you seen Meet Dave?
Yes.
Holy man.
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Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate, Tate,. Oh, my God, you guys. And make Mexico great again also.
At least make the border town safer to go to.
I did not need to rush, did I?
No, we're still going at it.
All right, I'm going to have to say the one I haven't seen.
Oh, yeah?
Shit.
The Adventures of Pluto Nash.
Damn.
I think that's the one the dude yelled out
to, but that's why I never said it.
Did he just say it's Pluto Nash?
He said that.
He doesn't know any of the rules.
He's way out there. He's not even playing
and he said it wrong.
Do you ever think that this is like,
we get to be here on a Monday afternoon.
This is such a fun life.
Life.
Could have gotten life out quicker than that.
No, I tried.
Okay. No, I tried.
Shrek 4.
Somebody said lost in Europe?
Shrek 4, Vegas Vacation. That's my final answer.
No, it's like Happily Ever After?
Forever, whatever it is, I give up.
Jeff, do you have any more?
Yeah.
What else?
Well, the Best Defense.
Yes, with Dudley Moore.
Damn.
I couldn't remember the name of that one.
That's, you know, that's probably it.
I don't need to do it anymore.
Did we miss any?
Haunted Mansion.
Haunted Mansion.
God damn it.
Delirious.
Raw.
Oh, yeah, and Raw
was one of the concert films and the other one was called
Delirious.
Mulan, of course. We said
Bowfingers.
Nutty Professor 2, The Clumps
is what you were driving at.
And none of us went back around to pick that one up.
What you said?
What'd you say? Something with the clumps? I was like, God you say with something with the clumps?
I was like, god damn it.
Dinner with the clumps.
I'm like, oh, what the hell?
Holiday or Christmas with the clumps?
Nutty Professor 3,
like it or clump it?
That's a good hashtag
for this episode, like it or clump it.
What was that thing you said earlier that was so funny, Jeff?
Me?
Yeah.
Who can narrow it down to one thing, bud?
There was so many.
All right, we got only a minute left to do our plugs.
Trey, what do you got to plug?
Oh, buy my CD on iTunes.
It's called The Moronic.
It's on
Rhapsody and
Spotify also.
And if you
live in New York,
check out my
monthly show
at the Creek
in the Cave.
That's it for now.
All right.
Trey Galeone,
everybody.
Thanks,
you guys.
Give me the
name tag of
your friend
Vince,
and he'll make it up to you somehow, Vince.
What the hell?
Okay, that's a good one.
I'm down with that shithead.
And then, Jeff, what do you got to plug?
All right, Emma and I, September 29th,
are in Santa Cruz, October 3rd, San Francisco.
October 4th, Arcata, California.
Humboldt County.
Middle of October, we're in a bunch of places in Iowa.
October 28th, Boston.
October 29th, Philadelphia.
And I have albums on iTunes also.
Please buy those albums.
That is for real all my plugs.
by those albums.
That is for real all my plugs.
Jeff Tate, everybody.
Emma, do you have
all the exact same plugs?
I have all the same
except I'm also headlining
the club in Boise,
my hometown.
September 22nd for the weekend.
What's that place called? Liquid Laughs.
That's correct.
Emma Arnold, everybody.
Thanks, Denver. You guys were fun. All right, you got to try this.
You don't want to?
Alright.
It just tastes like orange buffalo drink.
What could go wrong with orange buffalo drink?
Just, or yeah, take a sip and then kiss him.
Share the flavor.
She likes it.
She's chugging it.
Getting Dug With High goes live this Thursday on YouTube at 9.15 Mountain Time.
Thank you again to Comedy Works and to everybody who came out today.
Happy Labor Day, everybody.
And as always,
the Highland Mommies are a shithead.
That sounds so good.
And the U.S. government for not rescheduling marijuana while holding patient number 6630507 is a shithead.