Doug Loves Movies - Gordon Downs, Taylor Rizzo and Nick Thune guest
Episode Date: August 2, 2021Live from the American Comedy Co. in Sweet Home San Diego, Doug welcomes Gordon Downs, Taylor Rizzo and Nick Thune to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher... Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Hey everybody, producer Ryan here. We had some technical hiccups trying to record this episode, so apologies in advance for the poor audio, but it's still a fun show and hope you enjoy.
Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming baby sticky seeds, with 50 azepam or kernels in his teeth.
There's still not one that he won't see another police
Hey, hey, hey everybody!
My name is Doug and and I won't whisper.
Holy shit, the pandemic ruined you guys.
Some people have just yelled out,
Let's try it again.
If you don't know it, don't try it.
What is the God of Movies?
This is the God of Movies!
Yeah, baby!
Oh man, I've got so much stuff. I brought a bunch of stuff because you know I was well in Los Angeles so I brought a whole bunch of things with me to give away today.
Because you guys, you're the second live audience show of Doug Lowe's Lucy since we returned to somewhat normal city.
Oh, that probably sounds great for the listeners.
That does seem like it might have helped out.
Sometimes the microphone gets too close together and you've got to have an across-the-screen situation.
Also, what's up with my glaucoma today?
Is it getting better up here?
Or is it? Okay, it's just me. Is the kid in here?
Or is it? Okay, it's just me.
Thank you for verifying that.
Well, it certainly is bright enough to read, that's for sure.
We're coming to you once again from the home of Eddie the Eagle,
the American Comedy Company!
the American Comedy Company!
In sweet home San Diego, Savior could cause for the...
Savior could cause for the computer.
I still got it!
I still got it!
It's contagious. It's Saturday, July 31st, 2021. I bet you're excited to hear these words again.
Dougloves!
Yeah, we got a great show today. Let's talk about what's coming up.
I'm doing Dougloves movies and a stand-up show next Saturday and Sunday in San Antonio
at the LOL Comedy Club.
Yeah, there's at least two LOL comedians in the club.
And a super fun thing, the stand-up show on Sunday, for everyone with a picture ID that
matches their face, says their name is Doug,
can't say we're afraid.
Yeah, so that's two or three people at most.
Maybe fewer, we'll see. We'll let you know how well that happened.
Probably a little...
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
Now, that poses a question.
We can end on that.
We can pretend I'm gay now.
Yeah, let's do that.
Saturday, August 14th, I was doing these
Coastal Punchline Sacramento
at 420.
And of course,
all of my days of peace and witness are at TheCloseMovies.com.
That's TheCloseMovies.com!
Yeah!
Hurrah!
All I did!
I did it!
I did it!
It feels like as a group you just have to swap out two of those and do them in a different order.
From how I remember it, I don't know.
But is there anything the sound changes?
Is it just me, do you think?
Or do you think it sounds hollow and echoey?
It depends.
That's what I thought.
I'm going to jump in. What does it sound to you? Is it just mean, do you think? Or do you think it sounds hollow and echoey?
Depends on the amount of sound.
That's what I thought. I've been doing this for a while.
I'm like a super stony guy right there.
It's good!
Sounds perfect!
Sounds like in my head, but I think.
Yeah, so I don't know if it's all because of my phone or I don't remember, but maybe I need to speak more quietly.
I'll try to turn it off and call the police.
I've been trying to do this for the whole time.
The truth of the matter is, my guest today.
Are you ready?
Yes!
I'm not quite ready.
I just want to take a sip and acknowledge that the sound still is terrible.
I'm wondering if maybe somebody here has got an idea.
Well, maybe.
Maybe somebody here has got an idea, or maybe, just walk out towards my, I don't know,
maybe one of those other ones.
It's a little better, so two comes to do the lion's share
of the talking.
When they say lion's share, that means the lions
are gonna eat everything, right?
Yeah, fun.
Right? Yeah. Fun.
So I hope that there's plenty of room in here. Everybody's really crowded just together.
I'm never going to have to use space now.
Although I want to.
You guys ever been to Angela's Seafood Grotto?
Holy shit, that place rocks!
When my parents, you know, I go to my parents' house in Kiel,
and I just thought I grew up eating all that when I was a kid.
I still like eating ducks.
Alright.
Today in the prize bank, I'm excited to sell you, is my ship.
The bag itself is from a company called Gulu Lemon. Right? We got some oobs and ahs over there.
It's fancy. It's a plenty black bag. Bless you over there. Sneezer.
Not a sneezer, but I took care of it.
Blessings are done.
Inside that bag is a robe.
It says, I'm a sexy motherfucker or something like that on it.
Because it's from one of your hat rhymes.
My hypnotic bodyguard's wife.
And then, that's on the back, the tramp stamp on the back of the road.
That's the name of the movie.
And then, a beach towel from the Grey's Anatomy television program.
Yeah.
A little figure, figurine from a movie called Halloween Man.
And he is very unpleasant to look at.
And disturbing. For fun I'd hide in the places where I'd hide with my girlfriend and partner.
She was cool about it, but we still didn't really do it.
And there's still no reason for it.
So we've got that Penny doll that kills too, so I'm just gonna one killing doll at home.
I don't need them. I'm teaming up.
What else is in there? Oh, some formato coffee.
And that's a good coffee, I guess.
These are all top of the line items that I just don't have any use for.
And they're all in that bag.
And then the piece of resistance right here next to me
is a portrait from a company called Paint Your Life.
It's a picture that I took at Comic-Con one year,
turned into a painting.
And I thought, since we are one thing off of Comic-Con,
and I usually do this show here during comic-con,
now today instead I'm doing a massive pot of waste game,
so thank you for being so bothering.
This town is fucked.
I mean, there's gonna be people scrolling in
through this entire show.
I mean, some people might just get here
a little bit faster than others. I mean, some people might just get here a little bit last week.
But anyway, this painting's amazing, and I love being here during Comic Con doing shows,
so hopefully that'll happen next year.
And I'm gonna show you the painting when it's all over.
I'm sorry, I don't think I can share with you that.
So let's get it out of here. What do you say?
Thank you for doing whatever you did to the sound because it feels like it's better.
My guests today are Gordon Downs, Taylor Rizzo, and Nick Spoon!
All right.
Let's meet the alphabetically,
and the individually. Alright, let's meet them alphabetically at the interpitchment. Starting with our friend on the end, first time guest of the show, San Diego comedy,
Phenom Gordon Downs everybody!
I went to the, yeah, we can't get these mics anywhere near each other.
Could be an issue.
Because I don't know where we're going to go.
So I'll go sit in the green room.
Nick, get behind the eagle. All right, here we go.
Who am I talking to?
How's it going, dude?
Hey, Doug. Thanks for having me on the show, man.
Oh, it's a pleasure having you.
You've done a lot of time here at the ACC,
standing in front of Eddie the Eagle,
telling your jokes.
And it's a sweet club, eh?
Oh, yeah.
This has been my home club uh ever since the
pandemic happened so god bless the acc and the staff here give a round of applause guys
we actually did sidewalk shows during the, so it was pretty bad.
And a couple of homeless guys did suck each other's dicks during one of my sets, oddly enough.
So that'll be the big finale. I'll blow one of the waitresses at the end of the show.
That was totally out of line.
Yeah, that's all. Who wants to be on the record with that? Don't say that sort of thing.
Um, also, Joe, I don't... Why would we ever say, like, sonny dicks and stuff like that?
I don't know, because who, you know, who is that coming?
Well, the fact that people are technically sonny the hypothetical dick of this comedy club, I think it's okay.
Alright.
This club, I think this club has problematic dick, though.
Right?
I mean, I'm sure you can take out a lion's share of it.
That felt like I said something in my stand- up last night and then you brought it back.
That feels like that's how long ago I said that.
And I'm gonna take that out of my raging cotton mouth while you applaud for the man who dabbed me out.
It is Mr. Taylor Rizzo everybody!
Yeah! Rizzo is in the house! I'm not gonna lie to you. We over there. We just over at your house.
They care a lot more about weed than whatever you said.
Jesus Christ, I thought we were friends. What the fuck happened?
No, no, we just met. You guys are gonna hurt each other.
Okay.
Did you just have to be like, your ritual sister is coming?
Um...
Wait, who's who?
I'm not gonna know. Why would I?
We're trying to be more gentle now.
We're doing about 90% less gay-stuffing jokes.
So we're almost at, we're almost at a long We're getting on the way over here.
Taylor is a co-host on the Patreon exclusive
getting done with Hive.
Yeah, probably.
Thank you very much.
Also, thanks for coming.
Yeah, come on by.
And Taylor is our data master.
He's really been my, what's that word from Karate Kid?
Sensei.
We say things at the same time.
Yeah, he's my sensei.
And when it comes to dabbing, I think I'm pretty good at it.
You are impressed when you dab and knock off,
but really all it takes is just doing a few times.
Years of practice.
Doing a few years.
But thanks for coming down from LA
to join us here today.
And good luck during the movie trivia portion of the show.
It's gonna be rough.
I always, uh, like to, you know, make sure everybody knows that you're, uh, working with a handicap, which is...
He is the Dadmaster.
Yeah, my memory recalls that great.
Well, it's not that your recalls that great, it's just that you've never been in a movie trivia nerd per se.
You know, you don't know about the theater games and shit like that.
Sure. Roller coasters.
Roofing events. Everything on roller coasters.
If you have trouble sleeping, call Taylor and ask him about roller coasters.
Alright, here we go.
Also joining us today, headlining of ACC all weekend long,
it's Nick Thune! headline of ACC all weekend long.
It's Nick Toon!
Movie star Nick Toon.
Indie movie star.
Indie.
I mean, not because he's not Indie,
but Mr. Rosadel and David Payne Mays and uh, and there's another one, is that even right?
Uh, you know, I don't...
No?
It's hard to tell.
Both of those are great, so maybe stop there, is that what you're saying?
No, well, I'm from the Marvel universe, which I'm surprised you're not talking about.
When did you... well, how did I miss it?
Well, I'm in Venom and I'm kind of playing this guy that my character's name is Peter Dillard of R.
And, you know, initially they said, you know, this is something we can see kind of hearing out of maybe three or four movies.
And they just kind of cut it down to this one scene where I'm thinking about making out with Tom Hardy the whole time.
I think the last time you were on, I might have asked you about Beardo, because that is a litanese.
And it was going to be Steve, they were just going to name me Steve, and I said it as a joke. And they sent me a note.
You're just saying conversation rehab the last time you were on this show.
Yeah. I'm glad we could.
You were in more of an over-Gardy phase. Now you're like, uh, shifting into John Lennon a little bit.
Yeah. Yeah.
A little of both, right? Paul McCartney's barefoot on Abbey Road. You're going with that look today.
Which is the first I've seen close to the door.
First look like that?
First, just someone with their feet out in a public setting.
That's interesting. Why don't I cover one fourth of them?
Yeah, well that's the thing, because you already just have those crazy sandal shoes.
But those, who made those? Um, who are you wearing? I'm ready to stand in those crazy sandal shoes.
But those are the plumetas.
Who are you wearing?
These were actually... Shoo cam!
These were made actually for my character,
here at the bar.
They thought he was going to be like a total
rock sheet guy.
I'm glad you had those slush balls on
because you might step on pop pop.
All right.
A lot of Jimmy Buffett fans
are also
have been taken by COVID.
The references aren't't gonna fly anymore.
People love Margaritaville just cause they love margaritas. They have no idea.
They're there to see.
They see Margaritaville, they just sit there
drinking their margaritas going,
Wow, it's the same hopeless every song I play.
And they drink out of plastic bottles.
Alright, let's see what's on here.
So much to do.
They're always like, who's this lady on Oprah magazine?
I love the magazine Oprah, but
it's the same model. Yeah, it's like a magazine with all the regular features,
but Oprah wrote all of it, like a crossword puzzle.
I know there are examples of things in a magazine. Fashion police. Did she do fashion police? The stars are just like us, Don.
Yeah, yeah. That sounds so Oprah.
Alright, we've introduced everybody.
And I've been doing this during the last year or so, and I think it's still important to do, I'd like to ask each of you to recommend one movie for people to go see or watch at
home or whatever. It could be in any format. Just recommend something you think is good
or that everybody would like. Who wants to go first? Rumblefish. Francis Ford Coppola.
Thank you.
Four people know what I'm talking about.
Soundtrack by Stuart Coppola from the police.
You have to wait to be called on.
Oh my God, I'm sorry, Doug.
I didn't want your open mic sidekick to fucking slam me down again, so.
Not the first time I've been called on.
Tonight. That's my pen name. Alright, be nice. Okay.
Um, Rumblefish is Gordon's answer.
I think we've talked about it enough.
Tired Rumblefish.
Why isn't that like a chain like Forrest Gump?
Can't think of another food-based, movie-based food chain.
Okay, Gordon goes rumble fish.
What do you say, Nick? What say you?
You know, you guys can turn the mic down as low as possible for me.
I'd appreciate that.
I saw this movie called The Marksman with Liam Neeson.
And it's a horrible...
People are saying horrible things about it.
But I, myself,
enjoyed every part of it.
The side stories.
Are they going to date or are they not?
And who dies?
It's basically just Liam Neeson.
And there's some other...
I think everyone else is a background actor.
And I would suggest it just to like...
If you want to see what
cinema's like today.
The Marksman is what it's called.
Yeah.
Okay. I mean I, I have something I believe he's a completist but he's really trying my patience
with only making movies that take place in cold weather and snow and ice and uh i don't know why
he loves it so much you're gonna love this new one it's all about the border immigration
so it's all hot weather the whole time yeah oh yeah boy he's really he puts on he's not wearing
clothes at all he does it all everybody having the marine layer he is shirtless that whole movie i love it
i love him so much but maybe not shirtless
all right taylor you've had a second these are great suggestions rumble fish and the marksman
um i mean i have a go-to movie that I always suggest, which is Sound of My Voice.
Did you suggest it the last time you were on the show?
I don't think you did suggestions the last time you were on the show. Perfect.
But I did give away a DVD.
Of that movie?
Of that movie, yeah.
Holy shit.
I love that fucking movie, and it doesn't get enough credit.
Apparently.
You really, really into it.
It comes up every time somebody asks you
about movies almost as they do it as he is this comedy club but we don't need to
say what you want to do to it sound of my voice got it those are the three
recommendations and now I would like to show everybody the painting that someone is going to go home with today.
One guy is super excited.
This is going to blow your minds.
Oh, you know what? Just to keep it safe, I put some really strong tape on here and then you know of course i do stuff like that it's a nice little surprise
for me later but the last thing i need is a piece of tape on here all right here we go
oh yeah this is all about presentation people are people are oohing already
what if it's the Mona Lisa?
This company, you know, you send them any picture and they turn it
into a painting. And, yeah, so that
would be funny to take a picture of the Mona Lisa.
That would be funny to take a picture of them both late. I don't think so.
Because the artists put a little bit of their own
you know, juge on it
and then they say, do you want the artists
to sign it? And I was like, hell yeah!
I want the artists to sign it.
And so this is
the result. If the show had a round card girl she could walk through holding this up, but that's sexist.
We don't do that kind of thing.
But look at that fucking painting. So yeah, the story is that I was at Comic Con one year and I saw this little Joker baby. I saw this little Joker baby crying. The artist made the baby less sad, if you can believe it. In my version, you know, that picture of the babies. And also he did a little nice work with the, he kind of like gave the, he kind of like gave the baby a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit of a, you know, a little bit my version, you know, that picture of the babies.
And also, he did a little nice work with the, he kind of like gave the hair a little style.
He like had a style to the hair.
It was a little more wild, as I recall.
But thumbs up to PaintYourLifeArt.com if you want to.
Any picture you send them, they'll do this too.
I mean, you can do a sincere thing, but gag things are just, the mind reels at the fucked
up pictures that you can have made into art and framed and then just give to a person.
You know, your friend's least favorite picture of themselves.
But anyway, so somebody's going to get that. And I also have somebody else with three lucky winners, but I'll talk about that a little bit later on. And right now, it's time to play some games. After this break, we'll be right back. We're back!
And we're going to start with a game that I love to play when I get everybody together in person,
and it's called Live, Die, Repeat.
I will slowly say out loud the title of an actual existing motion picture.
The first person on stage to repeat back that title from beginning to end in its entirety and correctly wins.
You can try as often as you like.
Here it goes. Everybody understands the rules?
I can just start to jump out like, right?
Yeah.
Okay.
Because as soon as you think you know what it is, just go ahead and try to say it.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Everybody.
Just on stage.
stage those magnificent men in their flying machines? Hang on, there's more. This is the only one I can win.
Those magnificent men in their flying machines, or how I flew from London to Paris.
In... What's the first part of the page?
Those magnificent men in their flying machines
for how I flew from London to Paris in 25 hours.
11... two pairs in 25 hours. 11
minutes.
How I flew from London to Paris, I don't know.
Those magnificent men,
11 hours and 20 minutes,
and their flying machines.
Flying.
Is that how you read normally?
Those magnificent men in their flying machines
or how I flew from London
to Paris in 25
hours, 11
minutes.
Those magnificent men and their flying machines
or how I flew from London to Paris in...
Those magnificent...
Those magnificent men and their flying machines
or how I flew to Paris in 25 hours, 11 minutes.
You missed the London part!
I feel like I did it. I feel like I got it. Thank you.
I don't want to give it to him even though I think he cheated.
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
Alright.
You won that one, Gordon.
Thank you.
Alright.
That's how you do it.
So close.
I'm in my elements.
What, Nick? That was a movie?
Oh man, I gotta read that.
That game is always the dumbest,
longest title I could find.
And I might have even done
that one before, because it is...
that is not a good title.
I don't think it's a
long-ass title. But this next game is a lot easier, or harder, depending on what you thought that last thing was.
And that game is called ABCD's Nuts!
It's a spelling game. It's a confusing game when you first hear about it. But I'll try to walk you through it. I am going to give each of you one at a time, starting with Gordon, because he won that game. It's going to go Gordon, then Nick, then Tim. I'm going to give you a letter. You name a movie that begins with that letter. If it matches the movie I wrote down ahead of time, you win the game. But if it's any movie, you stay in the game. And that's the most important thing because it's difficult to match. But a theme will emerge. I mean there's a theme. Whether you figure it out or not, that's up to you.
Next two weeks from now I'll be at the Punchline in Sacramento on August 14th at 420. So let's spell Sacramento.
So the first letter in Sacramento is S. Gordon, give me any movie
that begins with the letter S
and gets started.
Soldier of Fortune?
Sure. Thank you.
I did it! I'm still in it, baby!
Is that a movie
or a magazine? That's definitely a movie based on the magazine.
Oh, okay.
My favorite part of that movie was the letters section.
And the crossword.
It was based on stripes.
There's another S movie that's based on soldiers.
Well, holy shit, dude.
This is kind of wild, but I wrote down...
Did I nail it? No.
But you did come...
You're in a range, because I...
This sounds like a
war movie to me.
I put down Sergeant Murphy.
Oh, shit.
Sergeant Murphy.
I didn't know they served sizzling things this year.
I hear a sizzling sound coming out of your ear.
It's actually my shoes.
Oh!
A is the next letter, man.
Any movie would be good to do that.
Or if you think, you know, you could think of the theme based on just the answer of Sergeant Murphy.
I'm going to go with Anaconda.
I love that. Good answer. Good answer.
Don't want none.
I don't want none. Because you used to.
I was just talking recently to somebody about how, you know, when you do shows that's in movie interruptions where we sit in the audience with microphones and talk, you know, make for a fun movie. So even with your friends, if you're sitting around
and you want to watch and laugh at,
that movie is hilarious.
If you're having fun with it.
If you're just watching it by yourself, I don't know
how enjoyable that would be.
Does anybody here watch bad things on purpose
while you're alone?
The Marksman. Does anybody here watch bad things on purpose like while you're alone? Like they get it and they're like, wait, what the hell are you doing?
The marksman.
You think I was fucking waiting for that movie to come out?
Alright.
Touche.
I lost my lid. If this was the 70s, I'd go after it.
Because the lid would be so...druggy.
I went with Around the World in 80 Days.
Yeah, the one from 2004.
And you're sure you're going to go with that?
Yeah. Looking right at it.
C is the next letter from Taylor.
Captain America, Winter Soldier.
I feel like he's always trying to say that whenever he's getting it.
It's a little go-to answer for you.
Oh, no, actually, no, we got kind of a soldier.
We had a sergeant.
Not in the world of any dates.
This time I wrote down, cowboy from Brooklyn.
Yeah, that's a real move.
The next letter, Gordon.
You ready, Gordon? R.
R? Yeah, we're spelling Sacramento.
I'll be at the Punchline August 14th.
420.
R. R. Any movie that begins with R. August 14th 420 R
Any movie that begins with R
Ready for Nothing
Ready for Nothing
Remember that movie?
Yeah, I think if I had to guess
it starred
Joe Azuzu
Oh, David Leisure?
That's right, sir. Nice pull. I wrote down...
I wrote down, uh, Rand Sonia. Oh shit, you know why I brought up David Leacher?
He also went to Grossmont Community College. Oh, there you go. We're into the house. So many amazing people.
I saw that when I wasn't volunteering or trespassing at Grossmont High School today, I saw that
in the middle of the school they have a Grossmont High School museum.
And then it has these weird hours, like it's going to be open up two days in the next couple
of months.
And I didn't even know what was in the Grossmont months. And I used to die in an oven in the gross one I was growing used to.
I said, Red Sonja,
A is the next letter to Nick.
See, that's what I was
trying to figure out. What did you say
and it was again, and that's
I'd written it this time.
Well, I don't know how to spell Sacramento, so I had
a E prepared as well.
Sacramento!
So I'm glad you... That's my favorite Italian village.
Android. That's my favorite Italian village. Android.
That's a movie?
I don't know.
Is it?
You know, just for the sake of keeping you in the game,
I love the movie Android.
I mean, it's just as real to me as what I wrote down,
because I wrote down an angel from Texas.
Whatever that means.
M is the next letter for Taylor.
You said M, right?
I said M as in Sacramento.
I'm going to go with my my big fat Greek wedding.
Good one.
Someone say your actor is android.
I wrote down a movie called Million Dollar Baby.
Yeah.
What the fuck?
Guess what, though?
Here's the twist.
Not the Eastwood Swank Freeman joint.
It's not that one.
It's another Million Dollar Baby.
Yeah, everyone's probably struggling with this game. I'm excited about it though. Makes for a nice reveal at the end. E is the next letter, Gordon.
Now that I've figured out we're spelling Sacramento, I've had the time to think about it.
Yeah.
I'm just gonna say East of Eden, James Dean. I don't know why I said James Dean.
Yeah, some people like to show off with that piece
of information a lot of us might not know.
Yeah, that's an E movie.
And I wrote a movie called Eraser.
Ooh, Lynch, I get it.
What's that?
David Lynch, right?
No, no, no, that's Eraserhead. Oh shit. Yeah, those other moles are kicking in right now.
Yeah, they're saying Arnold.
Yeah, right.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
N is the next letter. Nick, N.
I knew it was an N.
Naked Gun.
Oh, that's nice.
I watched that recently.
You did? Which one?
The first one.
The first one was Naked Gun,
33 and then 3rd.
I mean, there's a scene where he gets brutalized
and it's so funny then and now. 33 and then third. I mean, there's a scene where he gets brutalized. Yeah.
And it's so funny then and now.
It wasn't for like a five year gap though.
Right, there was a little
period there.
I went with a movie called
Night to Night.
Yeah.
Taylor, tea.
Taylor, tea. Taylor, tea.
The Day After Tomorrow?
Or is it just Day After Tomorrow?
People, it is The Day After Tomorrow, I think, and also, but people like to, you know,
get up in their ivory tower.
Get up in there, I have very terrible.
People, you know, using a movie with the for a T is kind of a, it's not cheating, you can do it, but that's why people were being weird about it. Am I cheating?
No, it's just, you know, half of the movies we gave a movie with the, so.
Could have gone Titanic and they would have, everybody would have been fine.
Or you could have said, true lies.
That's what I wrote.
And then O, I couldn't find anything
that matched the theme for O.
So, Gordon, if you just match,
I just wrote down the first movie I thought of
that begins with O.
And then there's an E at the end of the word. What? If you just match, I just wrote down the first movie I thought of that begins with an O.
But there's an E at the end of the word.
What?
Sacramento.
Well, that's only when there's more than one Sacramento.
And an E is there.
I'm going with just Sacramento, the singular city.
Can't wait to visit.
Oh, any movie begins with O.
Yes, I do have the movie that begins with O.
I think I found the thread that connects
all the films you chose.
Well, I just said that this one does not fit the theme.
Okay, thank you.
Any O, any O.
That is primarily.
I hope it does, if it fits then that's great.
I'm gonna go with Over the Top, and then's great. I'm going to go with over the top.
And then I'm going to say the thread is Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Okay.
Thank you.
That's an interesting guess.
Okay.
I don't think Stallone is in any of these.
He isn't over the top.
Oh, right.
He's in the one that you just mentioned.
That's right.
That is a fact.
You really got me there. You brought him into the equation.
Yeah.
He is an android.
God bless you, Nick Noone.
And the American calendar.
Some people think he is an android, but that, those are just movies.
But I kept thinking, so I'm not just going, oh, because there's a movie that's just called
O's, that's what I put.
It's called, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I
don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't
know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't
know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't
know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't
know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't
know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't
know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know self-doctor, so I was like, oh, because there's a movie that's just called O's, that's what I put. It's O starring Mekhi Pfeiffer. So, I think, apologies if that's not what was in that one. It is? Okay, good. Oh.
That's Sacramento, right?
Sacramento.
Yep.
Nobody won that game.
That one really fizzled out at the end.
The H at the end of that Sacramento. It was so exciting.
It was, you know.
Oh, here's the big reveal at the end.
Forgot to say this.
I forget a lot of times to say this part.
The theme was
because nobody on stage even was even remotely interested I tried you did I
tried Dan when thank you I said Arnold Schwarzenegger oh oh yes what the theme was
I tried do you want to guess Taylor I have no idea what do you think it No, I mean, the biggest through line is they're all movies.
Can I take, wait.
Can I?
Doug, can I take one more stab at it?
Oh my God.
Can I take one more stab at it?
Sure, you're not going to get it.
Is it the films of Terrence Malick?
None of these are Terrence Malick.
God damn it!
Trump, you got that.
IAT would have been the thin red line if there was Stuart Malick.
Alright.
Or is it a blue line?
I forget which train that was.
Alright.
Congratulations to no one.
Thank you.
You're welcome. Alright, congratulations to no one. Thank you.
You're welcome.
Gordon gets to go first in our last and final game.
What was the thread?
I told you I forget to say it.
And then I told them to remind me, but then Gordon just started guessing again what it was.
I'm ready to move on.
No, it's movies that star governors of California.
It's right there the whole time.
Most of those movies were Ronald Reagan movies.
They're very slew,
it slipped in a few Schwarzeneggers
when Ronnie came up short.
And I wish there was a B in Sacramento
because that time,
Ravonzo would have been so fun to put in there.
Schwarzenegger was governor of California pretty easily,
so I feel like I got very close.
Yeah, he was one of the two
people
but I love your enthusiasm and I appreciate you being here and I'm very
excited And I appreciate you being here and I'm very excited to ask you.
I love enthusiasm.
I love enthusiasm.
I'm excited to ask you, Gordon, and everybody else on stage with me to help me in distributing
to the audience.
Everybody who wants one gets a package of cones from, we've got a couple different types,
of cones from OCB rolling figures.
And, yeah, I'll hand those out
during the break. We'll be right
back. We're back!
Yeah!
That chant
at the beginning, you guys did such a good job.
I always cut to it when I think about it.
On 10th Dancing was a fun ad, but I don't know if it was here or something.
I don't know where it was, but sometimes one guy tried to add,
What for?
And I never understood what that was about, but it always makes me laugh when I think of it.
Just a guy in the audience thinking, yeah, they yell that out every show.
And sometimes people would.
It kind of caught on a little bit,
but that's where our shh came from.
It took silence
to see someone trying to say butt fuck.
Oh, we're back? Okay, so anyway.
We're gonna play
audience favorite, Last Person Scandi.
Alright, here's how this is gonna go.
I hope it goes.
I'm gonna get from the audience the suggestion
of a name
of an actress.
This is a women-only
game
at this point.
Might go back to everybody
once
somebody matches
the name
of the actress that I wrote down in my wallet.
I wrote down a piece of paper and put it in my wallet!
What's it been now, like a year and a half ago?
The first show back in Brea, California, nobody got the answer.
Or nobody matched the name
in the wallet, so the prize money is still up for grabs.
And I'm gonna add $20 every time nobody matches.
See how crazy I get, or someone's just gonna win today
120 bucks.
Yeah, it's the next?
And yeah, I'm good on beverage. Everybody good on beverage?
Yeah.
Let's pick some people to suggest a name. Who has a suggestion
of an actress?
to suggest a name who has a suggestion of an actress yeah hope you hope you match let's let's go oh you didn't you didn't get a poster or anything yet
right and you're in the front row so you made the effort to be close. What's your name?
I said, what's your name?
And she said, Kate Winslet.
That's insane.
I'm guessing that's also going to be her suggestion.
If your name is Kate Winslet,
of course you'd suggest her.
If you're in the front row of my show,
without the opportunity to name somebody, you'd be like, I'm Kate Winslet,
and I'm going with Kate Winslet.
Can you say it in a Pittsburgh accent?
No.
What?
I don't think she's from Pittsburgh.
The mayor's.
Never mind.
Okay.
I'm not going to bring it up.
All right. So what is your name?
India.
And, um, I don't know why he looked at Nick.
What do you got on India? Here we go.
Team Crowd Wars. No, so India, thank you for coming, for suggesting Kate Winslet.
Let's look at the fellas.
This is gonna be a game where you take turns naming Kate Winslet movies.
Oh shit.
Yeah.
Until you run out.
Not of the building of Kate Winslet movies.
So, can I go first?
Wait, who did I say is going first?
You did.
Who won the first game?
I feel like that was me.
Yeah, so Gordon gets to go first
because nobody won the second game.
So Gordon gets to say Titan.
He's still the best.
I like art house films, alright?
God damn it.
Kate Winslet was in Cannonball Run,
God damn it.
Well, no, thank you, Nick.
I am going to take that from the rest of the day
right now, and I'm going to say
Kate Winslet, Titanic.
Hey, will you stop?
No, we're gonna do, uh,
that was a lovely attempt, but the game has not started yet.
You know, based on everybody's reaction,
and also the immediate removal of Titanic as an answer,
I'm gonna get another name.
Thank you.
Yes, that's how this works.
Screw you, India.
What about, what about Erdo?
Somebody's gonna take that out of context.
No!
It's a really fun country of...
Yeah, you're gonna get in so much trouble with India.
People are waving like crazy.
So, like, I've been working my way back from India.
You're to India, Jason.
She had her opportunity.
Oh, and Kim Winslet's not in my wallet, by the way.
Let's move back to this gentleman right here, patiently holding his hand up very high.
Yeah, that's you.
Hang on, what is your name?
What's that?
David.
Okay, David.
And where are you from?
Right?
Wasn't that wild?
You thought the next question was was what's the name? And I really got you to admit that you're from here.
Okay.
What neighborhood?
Or area, I should say.
I don't want to know your address or California.
East.
East Village?
Okay.
I don't know what that means, but...
He's from Oklahoma.
Oh, 10 blocks from here.
So, it's like near Santee. All right. So, what's the name of... He's from Oklahoma. Oh, 10 blocks from here.
So, it's like near Santee.
Alright, so...
Let me check this off real quick.
I wrote down, throw combs.
Yeah, during the break,
everybody in the audience got combs from OCB Rolling Papers.
I'll try to keep bringing them to shows if I can, but you know, travel and whatnot could hold me up.
Okay, so, pardon me for delaying this. I did start to hear it it but let's say it now again the actress you'd like to suggest
kira nightly we've got a random susan sarandon floating around over here somebody clearly not
getting what's happening more up to me um welcome back i'm installing for your return
Welcome back, I'm installing for your return.
So far, let me catch you up to speed.
Guy in front row. Keira Knightley, Kate Winslet are the two.
Everyone on stage could not be more upset about this.
That was not the development they were hoping for.
And so, of course, we have to go out into the crowd another time.
Oh, I love it. God bless you, Doug.
Just trying to do what needs to be done.
Second row, watch on your wrist, yes, you. Yeah.
What's your name?
Melissa.
Melissa, how do you feel about the neighborhood that he lives in?
It's what?
It's not good, she says.
Wow.
I mean, it's a hot day, so you shouldn't buy a little shake.
All right.
What's your suggestion?
Judy Ditch.
Judy Ditch?
Are you all trying to murder?
You're trying to murder their souls.
Look at these men.
What is happening? They went to you to help us.
Try to imagine the women that Taylor has seen in movies.
You think I know who Judi Dench is?
That's named Judi Dench, alright?
See what I'm saying?
She's from London, right?
I call her that damn Judy Dench.
I don't know why, I just like, shaking my fist in the sky, I just be like, Dench!
Like she did something to me.
She seems like a perfectly nice woman.
Losing her hearing a little bit, so she doesn't act as much as she used to.
But, you know, if they make another Marigold Hotel movie, she is checking in.
Was she and Dave made a maze?
No, I didn't meet any other actors.
She could have been just in the maze somewhere.
Yeah, she could have.
Oh, Dave.
Alright, I love this.
I'll search until the panel is satisfied. Satisfied as a group.
The way that over here are... Is the building gonna sink? Why are you...
Why is it so life and death? No, the lady against the wall, that's a terrible way to describe you, but it happened. I can't take it back.
What's your name? Amber. And what would you like to suggest for this? An easy one, guys.
Jen-franc. Come on. Thank you. Jen-franc. Fred. Still nobody matched.
No, I mean, I can do Jen Fran.
I think I can do Fred.
We're doing all four, baby.
Yeah, yeah, so we got Aniston, Dench,
Keira Knightley, and Kate Winslet.
No Helen Mirren!
That guy watches, uh,
Calendar Girls with his finger on the pause button.
That's the movie where you see Helen Mirren topless, Nick.
I've only, I thought that was just a gif. That's Excalibur! Where you see how the mirror and top was made
Young marriage yeah
This is my work, I think it's broken. That's why you probably won't win today
Let's bump it up to Sonic Youth levels. It's important. To hear...
What are we trying to find?
So I play along
in this game.
And uh...
Who do I say we're starting? We're starting with Gordon.
So we'll go Gordon, Taylor,
Nick, and Doug.
And...
This is so exciting. I'm gonna tell you
who you guys are playing for.
You picked people earlier, and you chose,
you chose Raising Carizona,
who Korn is playing for,
and Taylor's playing for Baskin-Paul,
and Nick is playing for Emily Miz,
like in The Miz. Emily Miz. Yeah.
That was a smattering if there ever was one.
So those are the people that you are playing for and those are the people that we are going to call on
if you get stuck, which you will eventually so each of you
have a lifeline you can go to Grayson, Arizona or Basekip Hall or
Emily Miz you helped me. Alright no more audience help from this point forward.
Gordon, name a movie that any of those ladies is in. Do I have to name four or just one?
Oh my god, Gordon. You just named one, and when it comes around to you and you can't name one, you can go to your lifeline once, but then after that, you will be eliminated.
Gotcha. Jennifer Aniston along came Pauline.
What is?
This is such a nice, this is such a nice audience.
Yeah, you forgot to phrase it as a key.
All right, Taylor.
Pirates of the Caribbean, Curse of the Black Pearl
Wow
All my answers have question marks on them
That's a Keira Knightley movie
It is?
He's pulling my leg
Alright
Nick
Thanks Doug Alright. Nick. Thanks, Chuck.
Titanic.
Good answer!
You are on top of the world!
Oh, that was good.
So satisfying when that happens.
It's just such a release when it's just out there and nobody's
saying it.
Okay, so I'm gonna say
for my movie, I like to try not to pick one to see if it's gonna make it harder
for you guys.
I like to stay away from the really obvious ones.
So I'm going to say...
We're the Millers.
Gordon, you're up.
I'm going to take another Jennifer Aniston.
I'm going to say Rockstar.
Yes!
I actually gifted my Ford to Ranger in 97
when I went to go see that when it came out in the theaters.
You better tell us about what happened with each movie you mentioned.
Because if you have that kind of memory, I'd tell us that.
It was a bad day. That might have been a special one, I'd tell us that. It was a bad day.
That might have been a special one, right?
Oh yeah.
Okay. Taylor?
Bend It Like Beckham?
Yeah!
That's two in a row!
Oh man, what are you watching at now, Eileen?
Oh, shit.
It's a good movie.
Nick, too?
I'm just trying to place Kieran Eileen in my head.
She's really annoying, right?
No, she's good. Wow, then some people think the opposite.
No, is she not the annoying one?
She could be. I mean, she doesn't always necessarily play the most likable characters, but I think she's an excellent actress.
Okay.
She's been in... Oh, you almost got me!
I'm gonna say The Breakup.
Oh yeah, Jennifer Aniston.
That's how you want to play. We're just going to do Jennifer Aniston all day. Might as well just say it because everyone's thinking it.
Leprechaun.
I was not thinking that.
Come on, Dan.
I'm going to do a two-fer.
Jan Aniston,
Dame Judi Dench,
office party.
Oh, yeah!
Judi Dench is an office party?
That's right.
And that's also not what it's called.
What time of year did that party take place? it was 1986
I know
I'm talking
oh man that was a wonderful season
season of 86
oh my god
it went by like 3 months
it was 87 and I was like what the fuck just happened Yeah. The season of 86, oh my god. It went by like three months.
It was 87 and I was like, what the fuck just happened?
What's the full title?
Office Party, Here Comes the Pro.
One dude liked that, thank you sir.
He liked it.
You don't want to throw away your opportunity to win today with that
error so if you'd like to go to your lifeline that person can either correct
your incorrect answer or just give you a different movie so you can stay in the
game I'm gonna go to think signals are being thrown.
over and played it. Would you like to go with Notes on a Scandal? Or Uva? I think it's Anna, right?
Uva, Anna, Anna. Sure, yeah. Yeah, with Cate Blanchett. Judy Dench and Cate Blanchett. Yeah, yeah.
Okay, so... Oh man, I need to go to some queso.
Taylor, you're up.
Hey, Gordon, you have some time to think about
what kind of office party
they would throw
in a motion picture.
Or Taylor could steal it, I guess.
He knows.
Is it all this Christmas party?
Yeah.
Oh my God.
I did fuck that up.
Wow.
God bless you guys for helping me.
Thanks a lot, Kara from Arizona.
You left me out there to dry, God damn it.
You and your two friends.
Did you think that 1986 was the answer?
No, no, that was not.
But you seemed surprised. You were like, oh.
I thought I had, what?
I was missing one word from that, so I feel very confident in the state that I'm in mentally
that I did know what moment.
Jenny Aniston was in that, goddammit.
Yeah, you're doing great, Gordon.
There's no reason to take the Lord's name in vain.
And let's continue on to...
Nick Thune, were you just delaying the game?
Is that what was happening?
No, because I'm just going to go straight to Emily back there.
Oh, okay.
Emily Miz.
I'm staying with Aniston.
Aniston is horrible bosses. Horrible bosses. That Miz. I'm staying with Anderson. He's the horrible boss.
Horrible bosses.
That's your answer, Nick?
Yeah, it is.
Horrible bosses?
Horrible bosses.
The only thing I can say
to that is
horrible bosses, too.
Gordon!
Shit, again?
What the fuck happened?
Yeah, it comes around fast.
Coming in hot.
There's no way.
What about Taylor?
Did he say something?
Oh, yeah.
He gave four answers.
Oh, shit, really?
I'm proud of myself already.
You should listen to the ones that are being taken, Gordon.
That's right.
James Judy Janser.
Keira Knightley.
Okay, here we go.
Pirates of the Caribbean, the first one.
I already said that one.
I thought that's the one Taylor said.
Okay, my bad.
Pirates of the Caribbean, the second one.
She's not in all of them,
and I'm not gonna tell you which one she's in.
I feel like she is in the second one.
She doesn't die until the fourth series, series. Wait, hang on a second. Let's go to the impartial judge who's seen all of those Pirates movies.
Okay, in the front row. Is she in the second one?
God bless you.
Hang on, Gordon. I'm not finished with this witness.
I apologize.
You can cross the stand and never.
I'm finished.
She's just in it less, right?
She's got slower run in the second one?
First three, she's in a lot. Then she bounces. She's just in it less, right? She's got smaller ones in the second one?
First three, she's in a lot.
But then she bounces.
Then she's in the fifth one, or the sixth one?
Sixth one?
She does know this shit!
There's six of those?
Yeah, so she bounces around Gordon.
But you don't know the titles of any of those movies,
because they're all like the curse of some other thing.
You know, On Strangeraktai is one of them.
But yeah, so moving on.
Anything else that you want to say
for any of those actresses?
Oh my God, Keira Knightley, Jennifer Aniston,
her name Judy Dench.
And Winslet, don't forget Winslet.
Oh, Kate Winslet's still in there?
Yeah! Holy shit, man.
Yeah, we haven't done shit for a little while.
We haven't talked about Mayer at all.
Sunshine of the Spot was mine.
You know, there comes a point where I have to decide whether, okay, I gotta say that alcohol might be hampering the performance here.
I know the Olympics are going on, but I have a different set of standards.
You can get as fucked up as you want on those movies.
But, what did you say?
Sunshine.
I think I said sunshine on the spotless mind.
Yeah, which was so close.
Do you think, if you thought about it some more,
you could say what the movie's actually called?
Like, I would love if you actually told me the title.
I would so love an actual title.
It's something, you got Spotless Mind, right?
Oh my God. Is it Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?
Yeah!
Thank you everybody!
Thank you, good night.
We'll be back with more of Drunk Uncle.
This is not the liquor, it's the edibles.
Oh, right, right.
I also have to host two shows for Nick Stone tonight, god damn it!
Oh no!
This is gonna be great!
Yeah, you need like a spa day.
Can I get one more Jameson shot?
No!
God bless you.
That's what I should have done during the break instead of throwing things.
I should have done it on the down.
Yeah.
But it's all gonna work out okay in the end.
I'm gonna have to do it again.
I'm gonna have to do it again.
I'm gonna have to do it again.
I'm gonna have to do it again.
I'm gonna have to do it again.
I'm gonna have to do it again. I'm gonna have to do it again. I'm gonna have to do it again. I'm gonna have to do throwing things. I should have done it on the dab.
But it's all going to work out okay in the end.
Taylor, it's your turn.
Are you going to your...
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Oh. Dead Man's Chest? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no in advance, guys? Okay, alright, settle down!
Thanks for sticking up for me.
Oh, no, no, no!
Whatever! Whatever!
Whatever!
Alright. Oh, right, I'm sorry.
I forgot that actual prizes are on the line.
Okay. Where are we at, Jake?
Yeah?
Yeah.
Dark Knight Rises.
Wait.
That's not a Dave and Judy ditch.
Which one?
No, who plays Catwoman?
That's a...
That's uh...
That's obviously Silverstone, right?
Oh, that's who's annoying.
God.
She... Yeah, she is.
We all know her.
Anne Hathaway is not in my wallet!
Just a little, just throwing that out there.
Although she would be a fun line to use in this game.
Do you have a guess, Nick, or an answer?
I mean, I thought she was Keira Knightley.
That's what I thought. I get very confused.
I finally worked that out. Keira Knightley is an annoying...
Yeah.
I like Anne Adett too, though.
Well, you haven't dated both of them.
Oh!
I haven't either.
Dictum!
I haven't even met them, however.
I feel like if I met them, I would know their names.
I saw Keira Knightley once in New York. That's the whole story.
Oh, was this in 86? Christmas of 86?
Yeah, she was at a restaurant with outdoor tables, so she was just sitting there.
And Keira wasn't, she wasn't an android, and I know I've already asked that, but...
No, android isn't a name that I have to speak of other than the voice of the android is Sam Rockwell.
Um, but yeah, Keira Knightley, Kate Winslet, Dinch, or, uh, wow, what a fun, Jen Anastas. Yeah, you know your crutch, Jen Anastas.
Or Jen Anastas, she's made 7,800 movies.
Give or take thousands.
I'm just gonna draw up Valentine's Day.
So close.
Is it everyone in that movie?
They are, but none of those four.
What?
New Year's.
What? What's happening?
Yeah, that's what I was actually thinking.
It's the same movie.
Have you used your lifeline?
Yeah, I did.
You're out.
She's disappointed. I'm sorry. Nick's doing. She's disappointed in me. I'm sorry.
Nick's food is out, everybody.
I'm sorry.
He's got two shows left.
If you want to come back and join him.
But we'll talk to you also at the end.
Great.
And feel free to commentate on this
exciting showdown
between
Edibles and Dabs are competing. I can't believe you're out first Nick.
That's so weird, the sober guy's out. Shocker, yeah. That was very shocking. Makes sense to me.
Don't make me pitch you for performance enhancing drugs. Who's up?
Gordon, oh no, I gotta say one, right?
Oh yeah, yeah.
I didn't say anything?
Okay.
I'm just gonna say it now
because I can't torture everybody with it anymore.
Love, actually.
That's what I meant.
Keira Knightley is the girl in Love, Actually.
Yeah.
That's the guy meant. Keira Knightley is the girl I love, actually. Yeah.
That the guy from The Walking Dead, Andrew Lincoln, shows up and shows all those signs
and I'm like, shit, I don't know where he is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Totally, like, totally normal thing to do.
Yeah, with your best friend and her husband sitting on the couch a few feet away.
I want to know where you got all that poster board.
Just all of it. It was too much.
Gordon?
I'm going to say Office Space for Jen.
Yes, you are!
You devil, you!
Wait, what season?
What season was it in?
Office Space?
Season one. No, It's a holiday.
Oh, Thanksgiving.
Office Thanksgiving.
You guys, thanks.
It's a fickle Doug Loves Movies crowd tonight.
Taylor?
I am going to say... The Reader?
Yeah, that is Kate Winslet.
That is Kate Winslet.
Not only is the best actress for the role, I believe,
or snowed,
for going Kate Winslet,
I can do one of those.
I could say...
What's his name?
All right, change it up to, see that's what you gotta do
when you're blanking on something.
You just gotta move somewhere else.
You just gotta be like, holy smokes, I gotta move on.
That's the Kate Winslet movie. Holy smokes, I gotta move on. That's a Kate Winslet movie. Holy smokes I gotta move on.
It really is. No, she's in a movie called Holy Smokes.
Gordon? I agree with you, yes.
I could keep going for my crutch, Jen Aniston, but I want to kind of branch out. I'm going to take a chance.
I'm going to say Men Who Stare at Ghosts, Dame Judi Dench.
Was she in that?
I think she was.
Did someone look?
Okay.
She's an intake.
God bless you.
Oh, my God.
Now, we're getting in guesses now.
Well, I mean, you you know it sounds like they
might be in it is Judy in red
that's how you're the most sexist person I know
can I get out can I go to my guy have you oh good perfect because if you go to my guy? Have you? No, not yet.
Oh, good.
This is perfect.
Because if you go to your person, because I was joking around.
I don't think she's in many story codes.
There'd definitely be somebody screaming she's in it if she was in it.
So you're telling me that the win is all on Base Get Paula right now?
Yeah, because I'm going to win, but I'm not
really in it.
I'm sitting over here
waiting to say Little Children or
Steve Jobs.
What would you
like to suggest?
The breakup.
He already said the breakup.
Get him out of here, goddammit.
Get him out!
Drag him out of here! Let's do another one. Ooh. Get him out of here, goddammit. Get him out!
Drag him out of here!
Just do another one.
Dumplin', holy crap.
Jennifer Aniston is in a movie called Dumplin'.
You ever seen it? Dumplin'?
Dumplin', yeah, with the politics.
Boys, I won!
Gee.
Oh my god!
No, no, no, no, no chance. You really pulled that out, dude.
That was a weird answer.
Because, yeah, Jennifer Aniston, holy shit, she's been in tons of movies.
But this gets harder up here.
But thanks for giving it a good old college try.
But I can't believe I'm saying this,
Taylor Rizzo is our winner today!
Oh man.
Yeah, any time I do this show,
I have to remind myself how bad I am,
and this just feels so good.
You don't have to, he doesn't have to remind me,
but that's the fun thing is anybody can win.
And the person you're playing for, that was, which one again?
Baskin-Paul!
Baskin-Paul. Baskin-Paul.
The guy is fucked up, honestly.
Yeah, but...
But you get to have all this stuff.
Just tell them to grab it after the show's over.
Nobody will yell at you.
Thank you for being here.
And congratulations.
Let's do some plugs, gentlemen, before we get out of here.
Gordon Downs, where can people see you?
Social media and all that?
Oh, my God.
I will be here.
I have a monthly show here at the american
comedy club called street justice it's the last wednesday of every month it's free there's no
drink but one you gotta just come in hang out wednesday august 25th street justice gang bang
one host 15 comics who can last thank you doug thank you for having me
Thank you Doug. Thank you for having me. Alright, I don't approve of that title. We'll bleep it out.
Taylor Rizzo. Thank you for being here, Gordon.
Taylor Rizzo!
Hey! Yeah, every Tuesday, Doug, myself, and Alicia Glass do a little show called Getting Doug a Thigh.
Only on patreon.com slash getting dug.
It's a good time, guys.
And yeah, I got a bunch of stuff coming up.
I'm going to have a weekly show in LA
starting probably not
next month because nobody's opening up.
My podcast, What's Wrong With Me
is coming back next month as well, but
follow my Instagram, at Rizzo Rizzo
for all the updates.
Thank you. Thank you, Jerry Rizzo.
And Nick Thielen has two shows here tonight,
so if anybody feels like, you know,
go get dinner and come back, or you can eat here.
There's so many options.
What else is going on, Nick?
I'm going to be on a little bit of a tour
that's confirmed for
Boston, Texas on August 18th
Davenport, Iowa on the 19th, Lincoln, Nebraska on the 21st
and then there's more dates being added.
Nicktoon.com! That's where you go! Thank you, Nicktoon!
There you go, thank you, Nick Cohn.
Is there anything else I wanted to plug? Oh yeah, see you soon, San Antonio.
Next Saturday is Douglas Movies,
and then Indianapolis on August 28th.
And one more time for all of my guests,
Gordon Downs, Taylor Grisham, Nick Cohn.
Thank you to American Comedy Company.
Thanks for tweaking the sound during the show, getting it just right.
And hope to come back here soon.
Thank you everybody for coming out.
It really is appreciated because I don't know where you came from.
I don't know how you did it.
You must have taken the train. Yeah.
Which is very smart, but also that was probably pretty crowded.
Well, thank you for cleaning up the stage, Taylor.
Such a gentleman. The other two jerks just wander off.
Here he goes.
As always, uh-oh, they're going to do it.
Thank you.