Doug Loves Movies - Graham Elwood, Jackie Kashian, and Chris Mancini Guest

Episode Date: August 11, 2010

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Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody, my name is, and I love movies. It's August 10th, and Doug Loves Movies is coming to you from... I stopped for a second there because I wasn't sure if it's August 10th or not. I just came from Joe Rogan's podcast,

and it's a rule. He'll choke you out if you don't smoke weed before doing the podcast. So it's a good thing I had a limo available to drive me here. Douglas Movies is coming to you from the UCB Theater in Los Angeles in front of a live audience. That's you guys. Make some noise like you're alive. Before Comedy Death Ray, which happens every Tuesday, and I'm here most Tuesdays before it. If you have a seat for Comedy Death Ray,

then that helps you get into this show. But, of course, you can also come to this show and leave before Comedy Death Ray. It's always free. I had a great time at the Laughing Skull Comedy Club in Atlanta, Georgia. We played the Leonard Mullen game three out of the six shows because the audience demanded it.

And one dude got coal miners daughter with a bid of two negative names. Yeah, an audience member was like, I can name that in two negative names. And of course, now the rule is you have to name them in order. And he got Sissy Spacek

and Tommy Lee Jones in order for Coal Miner's Daughter so that guy was very impressive and he won a small t-shirt that he proceeded to take a picture of his child and then put it on Twitter wearing the two-trunked tweet shirt so of course I retweeted it and said someone should notify child services so the Zac Efron movie So, of course, I retweeted it and said someone should notify child services.

So the Zac Efron movie, Charlie St. Cloud, came out. And, yeah, industry pundits had the nerve to say that it had a disappointing opening at the box office. Right? And, like, who wanted to see that they always like uh they kept saying that um zach efron this is proof that he can't open a movie and i think it's proof that zach efron can't open a movie called charlie saint cloud like what a horrible title like they would have done more business if it was called dead brother speaking of, my guests tonight No, they're not black

They are They are brothers and sisters in podcasting Please welcome From the Dork Forest podcast Jackie Cation and from Comedy Film Nerds Chris Mancini and Graham Elwood Oh shit Here they are Sam Elwood. Oh, shit.

Here they are. Do you guys listen to those podcasts? They're both excellent, nerdy. Chances to nerd out listening to both of them. Let's see. Jackie, say hi to everybody. Hi, this is Jackie Cajun here, DorkForestRadio.com. That's the dorkiest voice.

That's great. I don't know where that voice came from. Hello and welcome. He's calling me the weasel. Come on, tune in at 7 a.m. A podcast voice. If you're having problems with your hard drive, I could give you some IT information.

Today was all about Cthulhu. Today's Dork Forest is all about Cthulhu. Why, is it Tuesday already? Tuesday's are about Cthulhu. If it's Tuesday, it must be Cthulhu. It's H.P. Lovecraft Day. Oh, wow. She's played a... Do I have this correct? A Deadwood LARP? Is that correct? You've done that in your home.

We've had people over. Deadwood LARP. People have created their own bustles. Her kitchen was Chinatown. And I played Mrs. Wu. Yeah. A LARP means live action role play. Her kitchen was Chinatown And I played Mrs. Wu A LARP means Live action role play

It's an adult play date with costumes And name tags And drinking And in the case of Deadwood, swearing and rape And a great deal of racism Gunplay, swearing and rape Who's going to rape the Chinamen? Well that's how you get experience points

Do you guys want to come over And LARP some Deadwood swearing and rape. Who's going to rape the Chinamen? Well, that's how you get experience points. Do you guys want to come over and LARP some Deadwood? We're totally going to GSR it. Guns rape and what was the other one? Rose roses. That's Chris Mancini's voice. Chris Mancini of course is on Comedy Film Nerds

with my friend Graham Elwood who all the listeners are probably familiar with. Hello. I don't have a podcasting voice. You know, Chris, I do. Yeah. You guys just talk. You just talk about comedy and films.

Yes. And Jackie actually is a writer for the site ComedyFilmNerds.com. She writes very funny movie reviews. And she's still angry that we sent her to see Meet Dave. Who wouldn't be? Wow, but that's a while ago. She writes very funny movie reviews. And she's still angry that we sent her to see Meet Dave. Who wouldn't be? Wow, but that's a while ago. Maybe you should let it go. Hasn't Eddie Murphy

come up with something else sequally lame since then? Just his Christmas party. What was that one about? There was that movie about him and his kid and how his kid had a fantasy friend

that helped him with his business. What was that called? That was Vampire in Brooklyn. What was that called? Vampire in Brooklyn. What's it called? Imagine That. Grandma did not email me to go to that movie.

No, because she said in a review of Meet Dave from a year ago, Grandma would will do time in hell for making me review this movie. It was a terrible experience. See, it scarred her. Are you afraid of robots that are full of aliens from another world pretending

to be a human? I'm afraid that the reason that they're not going to attack us is because Judah Friedlander really likes Blind Date. That's how bad that movie was. Judah Friedlander said that they weren't going to take our water because they liked Blind Date. Yeah, yeah. I was also

stunned. Stunned. I don't know about anybody else, but I don't understand any of what you just said. Try living through it. That was confusing. I think what you want to take away from that is that everyone should be afraid of robots. No. No. No, no. There are good

robots. Uh, no. Okay. Skydance is no. There are good robots. Uh, no. Okay. Yeah, good robots are just, yeah, good intentions robots. Yeah, they're just biding their time. Your iPhone is really going tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. It's all robots do is sit around going, when am I going to take over? I'm just going to pretend to be

a servant for now. Yes. But someday I'm going to jump up and it's going to be on. Oh Oh look, a Skynet app. I wish that existed. Don't download that. Don't do it. But it's on sale for 99 cents. Don't do it! Stop saying it was Skynet!

I got a great app for 99 cents that I'm not going to share with you guys right now because it'll get us way off topic. But it's called Shaken Belchch and it's only 99 cents and on your phone if you shake your phone for as long as you shake it then when you stop it'll belch for that long and uh and if you press a button it'll actually say words while it's belching you know what maybe one of those words maybe the robots should take over well that's that's where the robots are sneaking in, is through shake and belch. Like, oh, isn't this fun?

Oh, it's belching. And then next thing you know, you're taking money out of your bank account and giving it to shake and belch. That's where they're going to come in. I'm so glad that's where the technology is. We don't really need a cure for cancer, but we do need shake and belch. Sure. I thought you guys. This crowd is on board.

Do your shows have theme songs? Does the Comedy Film Nerds have a theme song? Yes. We do. How does that go? Sent in by a listener. Yeah, we sent a listener sent in and it's all like meep meep meep. It's all like robots because we want to fight them. And he cut in clips of

Chris and I from the show and stuff like that. And then he's like, from Gravity Films. Maybe he doesn't announce her voice. Yeah. Oh, okay. Because I'd sound like the guy from Silence of the Lambs.

Put this podcast in the bucket. Well, Chris and I tuck our penises between our legs when we do the podcast. So it's really fun. Unless we run out of tape. Does Dork Forest have a theme song, Jackie it's really fun. Unless we run out of tape. Does Dork Forest have a theme song, Jackie? It does not. Today I held the phone up to,

because I do it via, it has the shittiest sound quality ever, and I held the phone up to a speaker that was playing Air Supply, making love out of nothing at all. Because it's called the Dork Forest. Why not? There's room for everyone. Yeah, that's cool. I have the worst microphone stand ever.

It keeps trying to blow me. Yeah, they're all... Steve Agee already got blown by that mic stand in a previous episode. It was very embarrassing because there was an Oscar nominee sitting next to him. That's the other way the robots take over. They blow you, and just when you're getting blown, that way the robots take over? Yep. They blow you

and just when you're getting blown, that's when they take over the banks. I got an idea. Take it out of the stand and just hold it. No. Like you do every night in your profession. Point taken. So, people have

not people, but... It's a Star Trek symbol. Star Trek. Yeah. Once or twice, folks have come to me about doing a cover of the theme song for I Love Movies, or now Doug Loves Movies. And I say, sure, yeah, send it to me. And this dude called Chris Kerrigan, I think his name is. Boo. He said, can my choir sing the theme song?

Would you use that? And I went, that sounds awesome. Do it and send it in. And he sent something, and now I want everyone to hear it. No, he just sent a recording. But let's... Does he want you to come to his group? Let's listen to it.

Let's listen to the Chris Kerrigan Choir as soon as they can. God hates handy rappers screaming baby sir, he sees. With the acting cock who cradles him, his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see. A star-crossed movie. see as the God who is. Okay, so. That's amazing. I want to ascend to heaven now because of that.

But they took like a 20 second song and made it a minute 15. It sounds like his word for choir is Trent Reznor's word for band. Oh, the crowd turned. They went laughing. Oh, wait, yes. We think that's funny. No, no, no.

We're offended. We can't decide what reaction to have. The thing is that that's one guy recorded his singing all the parts. He's the entire choir. You figured that out from listening to it?

Yeah, that was the Tread Rezzer joke. Yeah, that's all he does. His band is his keyboard. His band is him by himself. Now I'm laughing. Wow. Now I'm laughing. This is the nerdiest nerd panel you could ever have. We're outnerding ourselves.

Do you have a badly drawn boy reference that you can also do? That'd be fantastic. Or do you just have a badly drawn boy reference? You all right? Let's see. Yeah. You got to be careful where you put the paws in that. So anyway, I want to thank that guy for sending it in,

but I'm not going to open the show with that for several weeks because I want people to be awake when the show begins. It's more soothing than it is peppy. It's beautiful work. It really is. I knew I had to establish I had to

forget it. I said I had a panel of music experts and that's why I decided to play it for you guys. And you really summed it up nicely with Trent Reznor references. It's quite a leap.

So, if you've been in the movies lately, you're all film nerds. What have you seen? Let's start with Chris Mancini from Comedy Film Nerds. I saw Flipped over the weekend. Flipped? Yes. Now, you were aware that this was a movie about teenagers directed by Rob Reiner, and you still win.

Did you think it was about selling a house? Yes. Boom. So why'd you go? Were you on assignment for the site? Yes, and my wife wanted to go. Oh, okay. And what'd you think? Okay, here assignment for the site? Yes, and my wife wanted to go. Oh, okay. And what'd you think? Okay, here's the thing.

It was one of those movies that, like, it's kind of marketed for kids and a family movie, and it is it. It's like a dark, revolutionary road drama with kids in it. What? And you'd never... It's like the worst trailer since Kick-Ass.

The billboard is two kids sitting in a tree looking like they're about to learn about love. Yeah, that doesn't happen. What? The way it starts is... This movie is flipped. Yeah, it is. It's crazy.

And it starts... These kids are like... One of them... They start out really young. Like, before grade school, the girl falls for the boy. Nice, yeah. And then the boy...

Throughout the entire grade school career, the boy's kind of a vapid tool in 5th and 6th grade I'm thinking about using that as the title of my next album vapid tool and you're like well why can she possibly no this isn't okay and as you know

even if you haven't seen the trailer eventually they're going to come to some kind of an agreement and the cool thing was that Rob Reiner is such a good director that the movie gets better when it's not focusing on the leads. When it's not about the kids, when they actually go to the families, it's pretty interesting. Like what actors are we talking about?

Anthony Edwards, A.E. Quinn, Rebecca Desmornay, and some other lady. Oh, and the guy from Frasier, John Mahoney. Oh, yeah, that lady. Yeah. So all the adult characters are great, and it's fun.

It's like this weird mix of Stand By Me and Revolutionary Road. What? Finally. We found an aborted baby by the railroad tracks. Yeah. You heard me. Throw in Barry Levinson doing Racing With the Moon, and it's a hit. Yeah, yeah.

It's too much. I get that. I get that. So if you're into dramas that have boring leads, you're really going to enjoy this movie. Oh, I'm going to see the shit out of it on a plane. That movie's playing on a plane for sure. When the movie is not focusing on the leads, it's actually pretty good. But did Rob Reiner finally halt the

each movie I make is going to be worse than the last thing that he's been working on for decades? This is not his worst movie. It's worth watching. On a plane. Alright. Yeah, I will. From the ads and stuff, I went,

it seems smart that Rob Reiner's trying to do something kind of small. It's a movie that's, like, marketed to kids, which it isn't, and it's, I don't even know, they probably figured, you know what, I don't know who to market this to,

just cut something together. Because it's really kind of dark in places. Like, you know, they visit, like, the retarded brothers in the insane asylum and all this weird stuff.

Wait, is he insane or retarded? That's not in the... He's insanely retarded. weird stuff. Is he insane or retarded? He's insanely retarded. I want to kill you. So Jackie, have you been to the cinema lately?

Sadly, I swear to God, I think the last movie I saw was Meet Dave. I saw, I think, Joan movie I saw was... Was Meet Dave. Was not Meet Dave. I saw, I think, Joan Rivers and that Sex and the City 2 crap. Joan Rivers is a good documentary. Joan Rivers was amazing, actually. It's really good. Joan Rivers was fascinating. Her work schedule is ridiculous.

She wants to work four times a day, it turns out, and then take a red eye. I don't even want to take a red eye. And she's 75, like, humping around doing gigs and red eye flights. It's what she loves getting in fights with cops it's the weirdest thing the crazy thing is that she says in the middle of that movie she says that she's an actress playing a stand-up comic and i call bullshit on that because actors act and she uh goes down a crappy hallway to perform in the bronx for a hundred people sitting uh with a stool that's all ripped up and that's a comic.

That's not an actress. She would be doing theater. She would be acting. But she thinks of her stand-up as a theater performance kind of thing. Like she wanted to be an actress in the early going. Wasn't considered

necessarily pretty enough and developed a huge sense of humor. Necessarily, no. Yeah. Yeah, but I mean, I didn't think she was ugly when she was younger. No, no, she was normal looking. Normal.

Yeah, yeah, she had regular features. But she had like, you know, she had like the Mad Men outfits on in the clips in the movie. It's amazing seeing her with Johnny Carson and stuff. Oh, that Carson, that line, that joke is fantastic about not being pretty and how no guy has...

No guy's ever reached up a girl's skirt for a library card. That's it. That's a fantastic joke. Looking for a library card. And the worst impression of her. No guy has ever had a slave in Blavin. Girls with girls and men with men. I did a lot of cross-country flying in the last couple weeks,

so I saw Iron Man 2 three times. Sweet. And totally reinforced all my opinions of it that I had from the first time I saw it a year or so ago. It really enhances a movie seeing it on a plane, doesn't it? It's been chopped to death. Well, yeah, it's so funny when you look up in the four different screens that you can see from your seat,

the picture is a different color on every single one of them, and you have to sort of pick the one that's closest to resembling what a motion picture should look like. Oh, I don't know if Iron Man 2 was shot in sepia. I'm going to go with the one where there's at least some other colors besides beige. Will you bring your field glasses on the plane? Yeah, I totally want to look at the farthest screen possible, but through binoculars.

But the thing about that movie, lots of things jumped out at me. I still think it's extremely strange that Sam Rockwell thought it was a character note that he has crazy orange palms from tanning in that one scene with Mickey Rourke, but never speaks of it. The character would have said something. Didn't that actually happen on set? He couldn't get it off? Something. He tried to put on bronzer and he put too much on his hands or something.

Yeah. Maybe he used it as a lube and then your hands are completely ruined. I want a tan dick. Orange. But everything that I didn't like about it the first time, I didn't like, you know, Sam Jackson just being a character. All he's doing is trying to recruit somebody

through the whole movie and he doesn't do anything kick-ass other than just sit around and yell at Robert Downey Jr. I didn't like that Scarlett Johansson has two fight scenes, and one of them is with Jon Favreau. And nothing really to do other than act like a really amazing secretary. But my new favorite qualm about the movie, and I can say it because now everyone's seen it. If you haven't seen it, fuck you.

This is a big spoiler. When Mickey Rourke's Russian character is laying there in his suit, and you suddenly, at the very end of the movie, and you hear that beep, beep, beep, and then Robert Downey Jr. figures out that all the suits have been rigged to explode, you know, him and

War Machine are both like, holy shit, all of them are going to explode? Mickey Rourke goes, you lose. Or his dying words, but his dying words should be, you lose. Unless you're wearing suits where you can fly away from the explosions.

Like they have fucking plenty of time. Robert J.J. Jr. flies clear across town back to the expo and fucking catches Gwyneth Paltrow and then flies her away from the dead robots that are near her

and then all the robots explode. Like the you lose is so premature and there should so be a moment where he flies back over to him and goes,

nuh-uh. And then, and then Mickey Rourke fucking explodes. Oh man. Nuh-uh. That really should be on the DVD. I hope it is.

Those are the bonus movies. But anyway, there was still a lot of stuff that I liked about it, and I look forward to more of those movies. But seeing it three times really illuminates it. It's not as exciting. That makes a movie either better or worse when you see a movie. You can watch a movie the first time and go, oh, that was decent. And then after a while you go, wow, that scene's amazing. That makes a movie either better or worse when you see a movie. Like, you can watch a movie the first time and go, oh, that was decent.

And then after a while, you go, wow, that scene's amazing. That scene's amazing. Like, I did that with Cast Away. But then a movie like Iron Man 2, you just go, oh, yeah, it was shitty. I was just fucking bored

in Omaha, wherever the fuck we saw that movie. It was not good. Yeah, but it has good parts. Yeah. But also... Great movie to watch

with a fast-forward button. Also, Don Cheadle becomes like such a... Great movie to watch with a fast forward button. Also, Don Cheadle becomes like such a... His character suddenly is like a cool hipster in the very last scene. He's like,

I want to hang on to this suit for a minute. Like that character never used a black expression in either movie and suddenly at the very end of the second one

he's like, I need this for a minute. I like the high powered suit fist fight. You all have rockets and guns on your suits and you're punching each other in your giant armored suit. That's true,

but those bullets bounce off of those armored suits. Oh, one of them had rockets. Maybe if you do it close enough. You lose. You lose. And Graham, have you seen anything before we start playing some games? I saw the other guys, and okay.

It was, you know, there was very funny moments in it. We were talking about it. We recorded an episode I saw the other guys. Okay. There was very funny moments in it. We were talking about it. We recorded an episode of Film Nerds today. And no one will ever hear it. No one will ever hear it because my computer crashed and it's lost. So fuck you. So you can say it again right now and it won't be repetitive. That's right.

This is new to you, bitches. We were talking about it on the show. I like Adam McKay, and then there were some definitely funny laugh out loud moments, but it also had many sort of, okay, I get it. Like, Will Ferrell just sort of, you know, kind of doing the same thing that he does, and I get, you know, like, we... I liked Anchorman.

Yeah. I understand it's the same movie. You know, it's... But tries harder to tell a story because of the whole criminal element. It's got the bad guy story. Right. I mean, Will Ferrell always plays a guy that has no self-awareness. And he's either like cocky, no self-awareness, or in this case, he's dumb.

Or soccer dad. Or soccer dad, no self-awareness. You know what I mean? And so he's just still doing a version of that. I mean, there's still funny moments in it. The whole thing with Eva Mendes, like, she's so hot and he just doesn't. It's still, I mean, there's still funny moments in it. The whole thing with Eva Mendez, like she's so hot and he just doesn't, he's like, even though in the trailer,

you're like, I get it. They did it so much. It, that was funny to me. That repetition was funny, but the rest of the movie, there's so many parts where you're like,

yeah, okay. Like, I'd like to see Adam McKay. I know he, him and not direct Will Ferrell. Yeah. I'd love to see that.

Like pick somebody else. Like, I know that those guys like finish each other's sentences, and they're so on the same page, but he needs to explain. I think Adam McKay's a funny guy, and he knows how to do comedy, but I think he needs to branch out a little bit.

That's what I would say. It's an okay movie. Honestly, you'll see it on a plane, and you'll laugh. It's all right. It'll pass the time. Even in CPF. There's not too much swearing for a plane? It's like PG-13?

I don't know. Yeah, well, there's some. If it's There's not too much Swearing for a plane It's like PG-13 I don't Yeah Well there's some If it's R Then it won't be on a plane But I think it's PG-13 Yeah it is PG-13 It'll be on Virgin Atlantic I think when they made

That semi-pro movie Or what was it called Yeah semi-pro With Will Ferrell It was like really dirty Lots of dirty jokes And it got an R And then people kind of

Blamed the R rating On it not doing well As opposed to It was the 17th sports movie that Will Ferrell did in a row, and maybe people had just been tired of that. Or maybe the kids that like it the most, yeah, bewitched.

But the one weird thing that was, in the credits, they all of a sudden go at, we're throwing up all these statistics about the banking, all the money they got from the bailout and the banks.

It turned into a documentary with the, with the, what did this have to do with the wacky cop comedy? Like, when did, when are we just gonna throw up,

like, corporate malfeasance in the middle of like, ah, hi, don't know his wife's hot. Like, I don't,

I didn't, I didn't get that. I didn't get that at all. Studio subliminal message, go see Wall Street. Yeah. Well, that's I didn't get that at all. Do you have a subliminal message? Go see Wall Street. Yeah. Because money never sleeps. Doesn't that subtitle ruin it?

How serious of a movie could it be if it's called Wall Street 2, Money Never Sleeps? Money Never Sleeps. Cash Takes a Nap. I hope there's a good one. I love the subtit proud of that. That's awesome. That's terrible.

Shall we play a game? Yes. Let's play the Leonard Mullen game. A lot of name tags in the house. Yeah, a lot of name tags, of course. I like to turn here to my right, and that's sort of the catbird section where the people that are sitting there are the ones that I usually pick.

But we've got some very exciting name tags all throughout the house. I like Forrest. Is that really your name, Forrest? My name. Okay. Especially since he's got a T-shirt, a vest, and a tie around his bald neck. Yeah. Kind of creepy.

Is that a neck T-shirt? and a tie around his bald neck. Yeah. Kind of creepy. Is that a neck t-shirt? It's either like drunk office party guy or weird sex club. Roll of keys. Or trendy scarecrow. What year were you born, Forrest? Ninety-one. Ninety-one, so your parents saw Forrest Gump

and then went for it. Is your middle name Gump? That'd be awesome. Alright, well, thanks for wearing a name tag for us, but we're going to go to... We're going to go to these folks over here. Well, they figured it out. You guys will figure it out next.

It's always free to get in, so you can try again. We got TJ is his name tag, and then his shirt says Hooker on it. Yes. So that's pretty pimped out. TJ Hooker. And then he's got a young lady sitting next to him. Erica is kind of sideways right there, but I figured it out. Yeah, fix that.

No, you don't have to worry about it. I know now. And then we got Maury. So Chris Mancini will play for TJ, Graham Elwood will play for Erica, and Jackie Cation is going to play for Maury. You're screwed, Maury. You think you're going to be bad at this, Jackie?

Yeah, I don't predict success unless you got a lot of questions about Doris Day movies. Let's do it. That would be so crazy if that was one of the categories I invented, especially for today. But that is not the case. Me and my air supply. I don't know why. Hi, I've gone mad.

All right, well, we'll let you pick, Jackie, to start things off. And then we'll move to Chris and then Graham. And we'll go in that order. And we'll let you pick, Jackie, to start things off, and then we'll move to Chris and then Graham, and we'll go in that order, and we'll let you pick the first movie, Jackie. Would you like a war movie? An Antonio Banderas movie? Because it's his birthday today. Yay!

Happy birthday. August 10th. Zorro! And I am the naso next bee. Are you suffering from congestion? I am the nasonex B. I am the nasonex B.

And then your third category is called In Theaters Now. It's motion pictures that are in theaters as we speak. So would you like to do a war movie? Oh, interesting choice by an interested player. would you like to do a war movie? Oh, interesting choice by an interested player. Would you like a war movie

from 1987, 1999, or 2010? A war movie from this year. 2010. Here we go. Alright. Hurt Locker. No, this is not how it works, Jackie.

That was 2009. There's a lot of stuff that has to happen before people start guessing names of movies don't put so much pressure on yourself Sandra Day goes to

Guadalcanal don't yell out until it's your time Doris Day whatever the guy in the audience corrected him that's awesome

you meant Doris Day with your weird reference that didn't make any sense anyway. Sandra Day O'Connor, the Supreme Court Justice, went to Guadalcanal. She fought World War II. Open up a fucking history book. Forrest, straighten your tie. I like the guy with the shirt that says,

Hi, I'm Ray, but his name tag says Scott I don't know what kind of creep shit they got going on This movie has a motion sickness approach To visual storytelling And I give clues from the review Jackie And then The last thing he says about it

Is Jackie. And then the last thing he says about it is a movie made by so many smart people shouldn't show its hand at the very start. I don't know what that means. Maybe you do. Maybe you do. So now Jackie, the object is to say how many names you think you can

guess it in and there are ten names. Ten names. think you can guess it in and there are ten names. Ten names. So you do the first bid. Right. How many names do you think they get this movie? There's no rating because it's a current movie. Len doesn't give stars to current movies. Right. He doesn't judge. 2010. Not until the year is over.

And it has a motion sickness approach to storytelling. And that other thing I said It's made by so many smart people But it shouldn't show its hand At the very start Right, right

How many names do you think you can get it in? Zero, zero She says zero names So now here's the thing, Jackie, that you might not be aware of Chris Mancini has the option to guess it in negative names Which means you have to name the cast members, however many you think you can get it in, and the title.

How do you do negative names? From the top of the cast list. You have to know who is the lead, then who is next, depending on how many names you say. Do you have an idea what it is, Chris? So how many names do you think, how many negative names, like the top person? One.

So you say negative one. Graham Elwood, what do you have to offer? Film nerd Chris Mancini, name that movie. All right, so name the movie and the very lead person in it. Green Zone Matt Damon. That is correct. Boom. Now, Jackie, if you'd have known about negative names, would you have started with negative names?

Yep. Yeah, I would have. And would either of you know who the second build person is in that movie? Since I was going to guess Blair Witch Project? No, I'm kidding. Who do you think the second build person was? Second build? God, who else was in that? I didn't see it. Greg Kinnear.

I don't know. Greg Kinnear, yes. Greg Kinnear was in the audience. Nice one, nice one.near he played like the senator and then Craig Ferguson I think yes I don't see his name anywhere on here I kind of am intrigued to see it though

because Amy Ryan's in it and she's great I love her there's got to be a girl I like for me to watch a war movie there's usually no girls because then that boner is not going to go to waste. All right.

So, Chris Messini got the point for that. And since Graham said name it and Chris did, we'll start with Jackie once again. And Jackie, let's do Antonio Banderas movies. Yes.

Or. Or. You get two more categories. In theaters now. Right. Or he's got a new show coming out in September called Boardwalk Empire that looks amazing. Martin Scorsese movies. I got to go Antonio.

Antonio. Antonio Banderas. Banderas. Congestion. Conquistador. Would you like a Antonio Banderas movie from 94, 95, or 96? 96.

Nice. Leonard Maltin gives it two and a half stars. Probably accurate. I haven't seen it in a long time, but he says it's lavish. Calls it lavish. And he says... That's just Antonio. He's lavish. And he says as a pageant, or as pageant, it works.

But there's no emotional center. In Antonio Banderas. A movie that he's in. A movie that he's in. Oh, oh, oh, alright. 1996, two and a half stars, no emotional center. Lavish. The negative one for Antonio Banderas? What? No, he can't be

one of the names, right? Because he's in it. Well, sure he can. If you go negative, you've got to put him in the right place. Oh, right on, right on. So you think you know what it is? Is that what you're saying? How many names do you think you get it in? There are four names listed. Just four names.

A lot more people than that were in it, though. I know that. A lot more people took to make that movie. But there was no emotional center. Oh, I've got to go. I've got to. I think I'm wrong. so I gotta go zero. Zero. Okay, back to Chris.

Do you think you know what it is? I'll do a negative two. Chris always knows. What a film nerd! Jesus. This guy's amazing. Chris, name that movie. Name that movie, buddy. I think the two names are Tom Hanks,

Antonio Banderas, and it's Philadelphia No, it's Madonna and Antonio Banderas and it's Evita Oh shit, don't cry for me Philadelphia I always thought you'd be my boyfriend Nice!

Philadelphia was 94, right? I could look it up, but I really don't care. Okay. Fair enough, fair enough. That speaks to me. That's fair. All right, so Graham has a point, and Chris has a point, and let's start it with Jackie again.

Really? That's how it works? Yeah, because you guys are challenging each other and getting points, and she's just sitting there. Just sitting there. But she starts off with zero bits. You start off with good bits. Did you think it was Evita, Jackie?

Nope. Okay. Let's go Westerns, In Theaters Now, or Scorsese? Westerns. All right, Jackie. I'm very certain of what I'm picking. That's all we know so far. I know exactly what I want to hear about.

I can repeat one of the words you tell me. Let's go. Let's do it. Let's go there. Yes. Alright, would you like a movie from 1969? Right, everybody? Oh, The Year Easy Rider was made?

Shut up! Wait, that's not a western 2007 or 2008 69 boom yeah dick and pussy no that's the name

of one of the westerns right dick and pussy ride alone my brother used to take the cannon yeah it was about a gunslinger and his cat

It's Richard Long and a cat Meow meow meow meow That's what Pussy said Don't fuck with my pussy I will shoot some daylight in you Okay So it's from 1969 The clips are always so hard I will shoot some daylight in you. Okay. So it's from 1969 as we established.

The clues are always so hard. They're so hard, Leonard Moulton. They're hard. Yeah, well, I don't want to say what he said about it that gives it away. I know. He says a lot of things that give it away. But it's got, he gives it three stars. Okay.

I don't know. I haven't seen it in a long time, but I thought it was more of a classic than that. Oh, fair enough. Somebody's agreeing with me in the audience. It's Maury. You can either see what's on my phone or he's already figured it out. But don't yell out answers, you guys, even if it's to help your partner. Spell it in sign language. I don't understand. 1969.

He says it's a film version of a wonderful novel. And he says that there was a sequel. There's a sequel to this movie. And there are eight names. Jackie Cation. Eight names. Dork Forest. Dork Forest.

Turns out, what is my dorkdom? Is it movies? Eight names. 69. There's a sequel and it was a book? What? Yeah, it's based on a book and then they made a sequel movie. See, I can repeat shit.

Sure. How many names? You don't always have to pick zero. You can say eight. You can start at You don't always have to pick zero. You don't have to. You know what I mean? You can say eight. You can start at eight names. Oh, right. See what happens. Oh, right, right.

Oh, that's true. You can bid. You don't have to fucking kill yourself out of the first one. Right out of the gate. Right out of the gate. Rush your roulette. Put four bullets in there. Do it.

Like, you can. Oh, give yourself a chance. I'll go get the red headband. Yeah. Yes. Let us do five. Five. There you go. Five days is the opening date. Somebody beat that. Chris do five. Five, there you go. Somebody beat that.

Chris Mancini from Comedy Film Nerds. Three. Says three names. Your Comedy Film Nerds partner, Graham Elwood, says two names. Back to JK. All right, I'll do it in one. She says one name, Chris Mancini.

Negative one. You guys are crazy. I want to have your baby. I am moist. That's a lot. I'm sorry. Chris says negative one names, Graham.

He can say boner. You're fucking out of your mind. Name that movie. Alright. Alright. Name that movie, Chris. Clint Eastwood, Fistful of Dollars. You know, I love your Confident wrong answers I was going to go good Is it the Wild Bunch? There was a sequel

I'll read the names for you guys Jeff Corey, Dennis Hopper, Strother Martin Robert Duvall, Jeremy Slate, Kim Darby Glenn Campbell And John Wayne John Wayne, The Searchers? No, there was no sequel to The Searchers. It was called True Grit.

True Grit! I thought it was The Wild Bunch. I was thinking that Peckham's No Sequel. When you make your mind up about what it is, then you get into those negative name games. Rooster Cockburn? Yeah, it was called Rooster Cockburn, the sequel. Which I believe was his name in True Grit.

I've seen both of them. And True Grit is being currently remade starring Matt Damon by the Coen brothers. Because it was broken. Let's fucking remake it because it's broken. I'll tell you something, Jackie. Those are the one guys that I actually think could remake a movie correctly.

Yeah, I think they'll make it. It's like Joel Schumacher in True Grit. Like, fuck yourself. We're going to have more Western butt than ever. This is what he said about Batman, more bat butt than ever. I will never forgive him for that. That's treason. I'm sorry.

But you are kind of into bat butt. Yes. You just don't want it shoved in your face. I don't want it shoved in my face. Yeah, you like subtle bat butt. I want it polished. You want it shoved in your face. I don't want it shoved in my face. Yeah, you like subtle bat butt. I want it polished. You want it bat butt subtext. Yes, and I want it just wearing a tie.

But Batman... Call back to what Forrest has on. Two people got that. So Graham Elwood is our winner, everybody. Boy, and what a prize package we have for you, Erica. Yeah, you won. Yeah, you get a copy of my... This always gets a big laugh when I pull this out.

It's not my dick. It's a poster that says, Doug Benson, hypocritical oaf, CD, DVD, available soon. Oncomedyfilmnerds.com. Oh yeah, you can buy it on their site if you want. And then we have a copy of the book Pacify Me by Chris Mancini. It's a handbook for the freaked out new dad.

So Erica will love that. Give that to somebody and freak them out. Yeah. You get a copy of Graham Elwood's CD. Comedians Gotta Boo Boo. That's not how I talk, Dad. And you get a copy of Jackie Kayshun's CD, It Is Never

Going To Be Bread. She doesn't say it like that. All those items are available for sale at ComedyFilmers.com. It's Never Going To Be Bread. Signed and personalized. And then, oh man, shirts. You're getting everything. What does this shirt mean? It's a Dork Forest t-shirt. It's dorky things coming out of the forest. I love it.

What are some of the things? There's Darth Vader. There's a goldfish. There's a Revolutionary War reenactment guy doing binary. Wow. There's Rooster Cogburn. There's a lot of stuff on that shirt. Where can people look at and get that shirt?

They can get it at jackucation.com or DorkForce.com. All right, cool. And then you get a copy of Doug Benson's Unbalanced Load from Comedy Central Records. And finally, you get a

Pod the Vote t-shirt from the very successful Pod the Vote tour that Graham and I just came back from. And we're trying to add a few more dates in California to remind people to vote before November 2nd.

Prop 19. Yeah, and you guys, you got anything you want to plug? Plug away. Well, we have our podcast, Comedy Film Nerds, which we have a new iPhone app. If you go to the iPhone app store, Comedy Film Nerds, and all these gifts except for Jackie's shirt are available on our website, ComedyFilmNerds.com. And a lot of stuff is signed and personalized. Yes, for Jackie's shirt are available on our website comedyfilmwrites.com

and a lot of stuff is signed and personalized like Jackie's CD sure and Doug's broken off into a discussion group but I like it I have to find out who they want me to call a shithead at the end of the show that's the runner up prize I don't like their answers though

everyone if you live in Los Angeles, they should come see me at the Steve Allen Theater tomorrow night playing a live Dungeons & Dragons game with Blanka Patch. Wow. That's more of an announcement for the people that are here right now because this episode isn't going to plop until three days from now. Then they should just go to my website and look. I'm in Portland three days from now.

I'm in Portland in three days This weekend? Yep this weekend Where are you playing? Helium Oh the new Helium in Portland Maria Bamford Oh Maria Bamford

That's a great show That's a good show Yeah so if you're hearing this And you're in Portland Just go fucking buy tickets Right now To see Jackie and Maria Helium Because you're going to love it

And I hear the club's great So let's have a round of applause For my guests tonight Graham Elwood. Thank you. Chris Mancini from ComedyFilmNerds.com and Jackie Cation

from Dork Forest and JackieCation.com. And one more plug for your book? Yeah. What else do you want to say about it? I'll just say it's for Freaked Out New Dad, Pacifying.

It's available everywhere. But Comedy Film Nerds will sign and personalize it. Oh, okay. And if you're in Albuquerque... Because I said most of that when I showed it to everybody. If you're in Albuquerque August 25th through 29th,

the Comedy Film Nerds will be doing a bunch of shows and events at the Albuquerque Film Festival. Are there people in Albuquerque? Yes. We did a show there, bitch. Do you think Balloon Boy will come? Just keep talking about it. And then what else am I going to be doing?

Alright, as always, Doug Benson is a shithead. Thanks a lot, TJ Hooker. Possibly the strangest one that we've gotten in the 17 years I've been doing this show. The man in the moon

is a shithead. That speaks to me