Doug Loves Movies - Greg Behrendt and Teresa Strasser Guest
Episode Date: February 4, 2009Doug welcomes Greg Behrendt ('He's Just Not That Into You') and Teresa Strasser ('The Adam Corolla Show') on the show to discuss their favorite chick flicks.See Privacy Policy at https://art1...9.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds with 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Cause Doug Loves Movies
Hey everybody
Welcome to yet another Doug Loves Movies taped at the UCB Theater in Los Angeles
right before Comedy Death Ray, the weekly Tuesday night show that is so popular
I'm able to steal that audience from my podcast
because they'd rather come in and sit down than stand outside on Franklin
in the freezing cold California weather.
There's a guy with the baggy shorts in the front row.
I always appreciate that.
It's like a nut festival the entire time.
I'm on stage.
I love it.
Couple things off the top.
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I saw the movie Taken over the weekend,
and I'm here to warn you that if you don't see that movie,
it will find you and it will kill you.
I got to interview some NFL players for VH1
for a segment that ended up being like 20 seconds long
on the Pepsi Smash Super Bowl bash.
And I was really disappointed
because I was at this big media day event with all the players from the two teams in the Super Bowl.
And I asked some really obnoxious questions in front of a lot of professional reporters.
And if I was talking to the Cardinals, I wore a Steelers jersey and vice versa.
Nobody seemed to mind, really.
They were just kind of whatever.
But these are my two favorite questions I asked people that were about to play in the super bowl um if you this was in tampa of course i said if you lose are you gonna go to
disney world anyway because it's like right over there and i pointed and then uh my other favorite
question that i could not get anyone to answer honestly was which is better,
sex in the city of the movie or Mamma Mia?
They're all like,
I didn't see it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
We get all serious and mad.
And all right, let's bring out our guests.
And I'm very excited about this epi of I Love Movies.
I got a great Leonard Maltin game all fired up and prepared and ready to go.
But first, let's bring these two people out and talk movies a little bit.
This first lady you might recognize here in Los Angeles and broadcasts throughout the country.
And you can hear it online as well.
She is the news person on the Adam Carolla radio show.
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Teresa Strasser is here.
One of my favorite people.
Come on over and have a seat, Teresa.
Thank you. I hope it's a good epi.
It's going to be a good epi, I think.
You won't have to... Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.
Thanks.
She took the microphone out like a professional.
I've been sitting there leaning into it like a weirdo.
And the other guest this evening, it's a very exciting time.
I remember, like, years ago, he and I would be out on the road together.
I remember one time we were in Northern California,
and during the day we took his car and we went and saw New Jack City.
And now I am proud to say that he is the author of a book
that has been turned into a movie, and we'll talk to him about it.
It's coming out this Friday.
Podcast might appear later,
but you'll still probably know the movie I'm talking about.
The co-writer of the book,
He's Just Not That Into You, ladies and gentlemen,
let's hear it for Greg Barrett!
It's here!
GB!
Come on out.
Oh, he brought a magazine to read in case it gets
boring.
No, I bought
O. I read O.
Who's on the cover this month?
It's a white dude.
It's a really weird month.
Oh, okay.
I bought a Q.
That is weird.
Why isn't she on the cover anymore?
Did you guys know a magazine called Q?
Oh, it's Q.
What is Q?
It's Q.
Well, who's this guy?
Is that Q?
That's the guy from the...
I was so impressed
Backstage he was reading
And I thought
He really does understand women
He's reading
Oh
Is this Bond's new gadget guy
Q
It's Q
Yeah
Oprah has changed her name
To Queen
Oh okay
It's about time
I've been waiting
Well that's cool
So you carry around
A Q magazine No I bought it down the
street and it's like $9. I was like,
I don't want to leave it. $9.25, yeah.
That's a lot to read about bands I don't even like.
Don't leave it. Just hang on to it. Do you like the
Garfield Killers? I like his jacket.
Well, he asks
the important questions like, are we human
or are we dancers?
Yeah.
Did they ever figure it out?
There's no answer, but it rhymes with dancers. I think that's why or are we dancers? Yeah. Did they ever figure it out? What is the answer? Have you figured it out?
I don't think there's no answer
but it rhymes with dancers.
I think we're both.
I think that's why.
I don't want to be dancer.
I know.
Because you can't separate
the dancer from the dance.
I don't even know
what it's hard to do.
I don't know what it means either.
I was going to say something
about Blitzen
but we went in a whole
different direction.
Those are reindeer.
They're reindeer.
From Christmas?
Yeah. From Christmas. You know, from reindeer. From Christmas? Yeah.
Fuck you.
From Christmas.
From Christmas.
From the fucking holiday Christmas thing?
I'm a Jew and I know Blitzen.
Yeah.
Yeah, you do.
Now, first of all, Greg, I had an epiphany today because I think that the porn version
of he's just not that into you should just be he's in you.
He's just not that into you should just be he's in you he's just in you
and then for theresa in case they decide to go ethnic with it he's just not that into jews would be a way to go i like it yeah so wait how does that one go so that so they're naked and
then he asks if she's a jew. And then she says, I am.
And then he goes, fuck this bullshit.
And he just walks off with his heart on.
And then another dude goes,
MySpace is booty call.
Or whatever.
No, it's a very specific genre.
Oh, dude.
But seriously, can we talk about...
I know you didn't write that line.
It screams not a line written by Greg.
You know what?
Wordplay is fine with me.
Yeah, but MySpace is the new booty call.
It drives me crazy every time I see the trailer
because that doesn't even make sense.
How can it be?
That's like MySpace is the new kitchen appliance.
What?
That's one of those things that people just don't question.
People go, that seems amusing.
It doesn't.
It isn't. And then you sit there through't question like people go that seems amusing it doesn't it isn't
and then you sit there
through the next scene
and go
how is it
wait
a booty call is when you go
to someone's house
and fuck them in the morning
so if I ask you
to be a friend
isn't it
maybe that's the problem
maybe if you'd have known
what a booty call was
this thing wouldn't have
gotten so messed up
you guys played
the telephone game
it's morning sex
oh it is
Not morning but
You know like early morning
I masturbate to MySpace in the morning
Mine were mornings
Mine were early mornings
Yeah no
I like cocaine
But it's still
It's the call
Booty call is the call
To try to get the hook up
Late at night
Or in the AM
If you like to do it
It's not just
Well it usually is the AM
Right
Because it's after
It's after or so.
Technically, it's the morning.
Right.
But it's not a booty call if it doesn't happen.
So if it's just a call, that's not a booty call.
Oh, I see.
Is the phone call the booty call?
No, the booty call is when you do the...
Otherwise, it's just a fucking drunk phone call.
Yeah.
It's a drunk dial.
Yeah, and so that's what...
I guess people do that with MySpace.
They drunkenly say, hey, I'd like to come over, but chances are the person's not going
to see us on the next day.
But that's not even
what that joke's about.
That joke just doesn't,
it just happens.
It's almost like a joke
written for a trailer
where you go,
we'll just say that
and then we'll cut
and then the cure will play.
The gay Asian dude
could say anything
and we don't want to not laugh at it
because we don't want to feel like racists.
Yeah, or homophobic racists. Yeah, if if you don't laugh you're a homophobic it's a new booty call and then you're like it's hilarious i love you asian guy that's gay also i love all
love it all yeah so what about oh you didn't
how do you
how do you feel
about the way
the movie's being
promoted in general
does it
yeah I'm happy
about it
because
because
yeah
they are promoting it
I think it's going
to be popular
and by the way
I asked Greg
what actor
really was the voice
of Greg Barron
in the movie
Jennifer Connelly
that's what he said
Jennifer Connelly
she speaks for you
her character
is your
your attitude?
She's the only one.
Everyone in the movie is in a Ken Kwapis film.
That's the guy that directed it.
And then she's sort of still in an Ang Lee movie. Like somehow her thing is dark and funny.
It's fun.
She did that in The Day They Rested Still.
Yeah.
In that movie, it's very serious.
She was the funny character.
Is that right?
I didn't see it.
Obviously, no one else has either.
I write my reviews
and people always go,
was it really that bad?
And I go, did I really see it?
No.
Now, is there any chance
for a Marley resuscitation
in He's Just Not That Into You?
Does Jennifer Aniston have a dog?
I didn't see it.
No, she does. No, yeah, she does have a dog. In fact... So there you go. He's Just Not That Into You. Does Jennifer Aniston have a dog? I didn't see it. No, she does.
No, yeah, she does have a dog.
In fact...
So there you go.
It's like a reincarnation situation.
She comes down.
I'm in...
I have a...
What I call a cameo.
But it's a cam.
It's like less than a cameo.
It's a reaction shot.
And never was there...
It is.
And never was there a more unwarranted reaction shot.
There's no need for it in the movie.
It doesn't belong. It doesn't belong.
It doesn't belong.
And I can't act.
And we did 15 takes of Jennifer Aniston comes down the aisle.
She's a guest at a wedding where she, unfortunately, her, you know, when they come down, you know, with the bridesmaid and the best, you know, groomsman.
Her groomsman is a dog.
Oh, yeah.
She's walking a dog.
And it's not Marley.
Hang on. He's dead. It's's not Marley. He's dead.
It's unexpected.
It's unexpected.
You don't expect it to be a dog.
It's great.
The dog comes down.
That was in the book, right? That was your advice.
If you're going to get married, make sure there's a dog there.
She comes down with a dog.
I'm supposed to be surprised
because I'm the officiant. I'm a dog. I'm supposed to be surprised because I'm the officiate.
I'm the priest.
And so I'm supposed to be surprised.
So they go, okay.
But she's not there.
It's a tracking shot.
So go and they push in.
And they go, action.
And so I go, oh.
That's a good take.
And there's a whole fucking ton of people there because it's a wedding thing.
So there's guests and there's groomsmen
and there's a whole fucking ton of people
watching me not be able to be surprised
15 times in a row.
And the director patiently going,
okay, Greg, so you're surprised.
And I'm like, okay.
And then it starts to get into this territory
where I'm like,
what the fuck is that? Are you you on fire it's just a dog so anyway okay and then I had a
like a Christian Bale type oh you had a meltdown put the fucking light there asshole and then for
four for five and a half minutes I beat you I fucking rip extra. I rip an extra to pieces.
Don't look at me.
I was going to say, you know, there's a story about Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman where who's the director?
Sidney Poitier?
No, not Sidney Poitier.
Sidney Pollack.
Yes.
Sidney Pollack.
Sidney Poitier.
The great Sidney Poitier.
That's an easy mistake.
That's an easy mistake.
Anyone can make that mistake.
He wanted her to have a genuine look of surprise.
So he had Richard Gere snap the necklace box in her hand.
Wait, Sidney Pollack didn't direct it either.
It was Gary Marshall.
Thank you.
Gary Marshall.
You're welcome.
You know, sorry.
Eventually, I was going to come up with it.
Yeah, you were naming men who directed some movies.
In the case of Portier, maybe not even.
Was in a movie.
He directed a couple.
He directed a couple.
Richard mentioned it.
The point is, Gary Marshall
snapped the jewelry box
on Julia Roberts' hand
and she didn't know
that was going to happen.
And she did that
big laugh
and that thing
that made her
So they should have
done something
to actually surprise you
because that made
Julia Roberts' whole career.
Yeah, yeah.
They should have
done something like
threw some dog shit
at you or something.
And got a genuine reaction.
You'd be like, oh man,
first a dog shows up and then he
curls around.
Like a monkey hurls his own feces
at me and then jerks off.
Different movie. Not funny.
Is the movie a true
ensemble in that they're all
divided up somewhat equally or is it like the
trailer where Jennifer Goodwin seems
to be the main character? She's in it more, but yeah, it's pretty well divided up somewhat equally or is it like the trailer where jennifer goodwin seems to be like the the main she's in it more but yeah it's pretty well divided up yeah you know so like why aren't
they just running with aniston just had a huge hit why aren't they running with you know why
aren't they pushing her in the to the forefront because that'd be false advertising yeah she's
barely in she's not i don't think anybody worked more than four days oh really i mean it's really
like there's a lot happening but it's's, you know, it was very,
like they did it,
it was a,
I mean, they did it
very inexpensively.
Did you meet Jennifer Aniston
during your scene?
I did not meet her
during my scene.
I had the opportunity to,
but I didn't want to be like,
they're like,
you can go say hi.
I'm like, I'm not gonna,
hey, I wrote a book.
I don't, yeah.
Now you're here.
You don't, you don't.
I made this happen
with my mind.
In show business,
you don't reach up.
You let them reach down.
You don't go, hey, I'm high from books.
It gives you shit.
She might have already, you know what?
I'm with John, I'm sorry.
I have all kinds of John Mayer thoughts in my head right now.
I don't know Harry Marshall, but I know that.
I did ask her if her body was in Wonderland.
And then I took a Stevie Ray Vaughan solo for no apparent reason.
Why should he play like Stevie Ray Vaughan when he doesn't do Stevie Ray Vaughan songs?
I don't know, but you're the one that reads Q Magazine.
I do.
And in this month's Q, the fucking secret to the killers.
Well, I invited the two of you.
I mean, I would want you at any time to be on the show,
but I thought this would be a good pairing
so that we can sit down and just talk like girls about...
Thank you.
Greg's always been in touch with his girly side.
Is this going to get to meaning?
No.
I just want to ask about chick flicks in general
because there are some good ones out there.
I was trying to think about it today.
Pretty woman.
Didn't come up with any.
That's all right,
especially the
Jason Alexander parts.
I like this
Cindy Portier
director's cut.
The Jason Alexander
stuff at the end.
The rapey stuff.
Yeah, where he gets
really rapey.
He does get rapey.
When chick flicks
go rapey,
when chick flicks
go rapey,
they...
No.
Don't go rapey
on a prostitute.
They've had it with that bullshit. They have. They have had it. They have. chick flicks go rapey they don't go rapey on a prostitute yeah she got into the situation with
richard gear to get away from the rapiness right yeah and um it went a little rapey there at the
she wanted full-blown middle-aged gray-haired nice rich fellow but um i didn't know where that
was going and it still hasn't gotten there. When I hear full-blown,
it's never in a good direction.
I like to use full-blown any time the next word isn't AIDS.
I know, that's nice.
Because it always takes people off guard.
That's what they should have done
shooting the wedding scene.
They should have yelled at you,
full-blown not AIDS!
You'd be like, what?
That's not how it works.
That was a full-blown.
And good.
So you like Pretty Woman? That's not how it works. That was a full-blown take. And good. So you like Pretty Woman?
That's your number one chick flick?
I would probably,
I like The Notebook.
Anybody?
Yeah, it's romantic.
Yeah, I thought,
it was good.
That guy,
what's his name, Ryan?
Ryan Gosling.
Yeah, I was gonna guess Seacrest.
I wish you had,
I'd feel better about this.
Seacrest was good in The Notebook.
Ryan Gosling is,
Seacrest was good. Is Ryan Gosling given a bad performance in a motion pictureacrest was good in the notebook.
Seacrest was good.
Has Ryan Gosling given a bad performance in a motion picture?
It was great in Half Nelson.
I don't believe so.
Or was he bad on the Mickey Mouse Club?
What about the thing where he dates the doll?
I like Lars and the Real Girl.
It was a weird-ass movie.
I didn't see it.
I heard it was kind of deep. Do you know what I'm talking about?
What's it called?
The Real Girl.
He's really good in it.
Lars and the Real Girl. Yay to the Real Girl? Yay? I didn't see it. I heard it was kind of deep. Do you know what I'm talking about? What's it called? The Real Girl. He's really good in it. Lars and the Real Girl.
Yay to the Real Girl?
Yay?
No to the Real Girl.
Don't be afraid.
Don't be afraid.
I think the no's didn't even see it.
I think if you think it's a lame premise, you just don't know.
And if you're in, you're in.
But he was really good.
Like, he really makes you think he's in love with that stupid doll.
Or Rachel McAdams, you know, in the no's.
Yeah, or Rachel McAdams. Why are you in love with that stupid doll. Or Rachel McAdams, you know, in the notebook. Yeah, or Rachel McAdams.
Why are you in love
with that cow?
That miserable piece of shit.
But,
no,
I like her a lot too.
I haven't seen her
give a bad performance.
Yeah, so that's your pick.
And Greg,
do you have one?
Of a chick flick?
A favorite chicky flick
besides
He's Just Not That Into You I think Shakespeare in Love is a pretty good movie. flick besides I like Shakespeare and Love.
Shakespeare and Love.
Do you really think it should have beat
Saving Private Ryan for Best Picture?
Because Entertainment Weekly
went back and had people re-vote
and it didn't win again.
It didn't
stand up the way Saving Private Ryan did.
Although I only like Saving Private Ryan
until they go back to the grave. I have to not
watch the beginning scenes and the end
scenes. I don't like anything where people have
old age makeup on.
And they're trying to bookend what's happened.
It's like, fuck you. Just tell the story
and we don't need the scene
in the cemetery. The coda.
I don't like the coda.
Yeah, I would still go with it. I like that one.
I remember liking it.
It's doomed.
They're doomed.
It's doomed.
It's a doomed relationship.
And whenever there's a doomed relationship, it brings that heightened reality to a romantic movie.
They're not going to make it.
I like it.
They didn't make it in Romeo and Juliet.
That's why people love it.
They're going to fucking die.
And you know that from the get-go because somebody whispered in your ear and they're young.
And there's going to be a stabbing.
And they're going to fucking fall in love.
That is what all young people want to do. All through revolutionary road. Fall in love, and they're young and there's going to be a stabbing and they're going to fucking fall in love. That is what,
that's all young people want to do. All through Revolutionary Road.
Fall in love,
get fucked up and drop dead.
You know in Revolutionary Road
how they keep talking about
how they're going to move to France?
Yeah.
I was like,
don't take a boat.
Make sure you fly over.
By the way,
I just got married
and don't see Revolutionary Road
within one year of getting married.
How about within any year of being alive?
It's the most depressing.
It's horrifically depressing.
It's more depressing.
There's like 17 Holocaust movies this year and Revolutionary Road is more depressing.
More depressing.
There are more laughs in the reader.
I know, yeah.
What you're saying is that marriage is a worse fate
than the Holocaust.
Your soul is...
Well, the suburbs and the terrible job.
I mean, there's a lot of factors in it.
Also, kids you don't want.
And then one you try to abort.
But didn't he like his job?
I think he liked his job.
He kind of...
He gets a promotion.
He gets approval
He likes sleeping with that girl
That worked in the
Secretary pool
She had really good
50s boobs
She did
Yeah
Like the girl on Mad Men
You know who I mean
On Mad Men
Bigger nipple
It's what's in right now
I'm sorry
Small nipple girls
Don't take that
Don't take that wrong
It's just saying
Yeah
That droopy He said bigger nipple You. And don't take that wrong. It's just saying, yeah, the droopier.
He said bigger nipple.
You curse a lot, Greg.
I wasn't expecting this from you.
You seem so wholesome on your book cover.
Let's play the Leonard Maltin game, you guys.
There's three fans in the audience.
And basically the idea is, I'll just tell you quickly,
is I will tell you the year.
These are all going to be chick flicks because that's the theme tonight.
And I'll tell you the year and how many names you have to choose from
and a little clue.
And then we'll start with Greg.
You say how many names you think you can get it in,
and you'll bid back and forth until somebody says name that movie.
This movie has 12 names associated
with it and we're going to start
from the most obscure
and it was released
in 1991
and here's the clue.
Leonard Maltin thinks
it has too many endings.
Wow.
That's what his opinion is in this review.
Okay.
Greg, how many names do you think you can name it in?
It has too many endings.
Too many endings from 1991, and you got 12 names.
You can just start at 12 names if you want to play that way,
which is not a bad way to play it.
I'll go with nine.
All right.
Greg thinks he can get it in nine names.
So, Teresa, you can say name that movie or, and that's a good way to win sometimes. I'll go with nine. All right. Greg thinks he can get it in nine names.
So, Teresa, you can say name that movie or, and that's a good way to win sometimes.
Yeah, no, that can be. Or you can say eight names and hope he underpins you.
I think eight names.
All right.
She says eight names.
Name that movie.
Oh.
How about it?
You play dirty.
I do.
I don't give a shit.
Let me count these out.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
All right.
Okay.
Too many endings.
Name number eight is Gaylord Sartain.
I love his or her work.
It's a dude.
He's a fat guy who was in the cast of Sonny and Cher and the Hudson Brothers.
Okay.
Which is not a good clue.
Stan Shaw.
A black gentleman who often plays boxers.
Okay.
Chris O'Donnell.
You know him.
Yes, I do.
I do.
Okay.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Oh.
Hang on.
Grace Zabriskie.
Now, Greg, don't yell it out if you know it, because this is hers to play.
Yeah, I know.
You can snatch this away from me.
No, I just like going, hang on.
Chris O'Donnell. That's the only name I know.
Grace Zabriskie. Okay.
She was in Twin Peaks.
Lois Smith.
This is a bad movie.
Gary Basaraba.
Who was in Dark Knight.
He's the cop that beats up
the Joker. Spoiler alert.
Uh-uh.
How many names have I said?
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Okay, you get two more names.
Oh, gosh.
I hope.
Cicely Tyson.
Ooh, I know her.
We're getting towards some real ones now.
Okay.
And then Mary Louise Parker.
Oh, gosh. Okay. Mary Louise Parker. Oh, gosh.
Okay, Mary Louise Parker.
Some people in the audience know it.
I want to know what chicks went to this flick.
I know.
And we don't know if this is a drama or comedy.
No, you don't.
You just know it has too many endings.
It's from 1991.
Too many endings.
And it can only stall for a little bit longer.
Okay, Chris O'Donnell.
Before we give the point to Greg.
Okay, I might have to cede this point to Greg. Okay, I might have to see this point, Greg.
Do you have an idea, Greg?
I mean, you don't have to name it
to win the point.
No, I don't.
I have no idea.
I'll give you the rest of the names
and you will yell it out
with all your might.
Okay.
Mary Stewart Masterson,
Jessica Tangney,
Kathy Bates.
See how this game works?
When you get towards the top,
then it's a giveaway. That was good. That was good. See, this game works? When you get towards the top, then it's a giveaway.
That was good.
See? You did good.
By the way, can I say about that movie?
That was the first time I saw my dad cry.
We got in the car and then he just had
a complete meltdown.
Was it because he had a hard time
getting a parking space?
Because he realized
he'd just gone to see Fried Green Tomato.
He was examining his life.
Too many antics.
He wondered what had happened.
To your point, how dare Leonard Maltin.
To your point, I am from San Francisco, so it probably was the parking space.
Oh, okay.
But no, for some reason he just had a meltdown.
And then the very next time he cried was at the aforementioned Marley and Me.
He's got a golden retriever.
Couldn't handle it.
Well, that's the thing.
If a dog died in fried green tomatoes, maybe I would have cried at that.
I think a person dies.
Yeah, somebody dies.
I forget who, though.
It's been a while.
I just remember Kathy Bates trying to get a parking spot.
All right.
And not getting one because she's not sexy enough.
Oh, right. And then she hobbles some dude. Is that the one because she's not sexy enough. All right.
And then she hobbles some dude.
Is that the one I've got?
Insurance.
Yeah.
Okay, you're going to go first on this one, Teresa.
There's nine names.
It's from 1988.
It would be all tied up if you managed to get this one.
Again, it's a chick flick, and the clue is...
What was the year?
88. Got it.
I think
that you could get it
if either one of you gets the opportunity.
I think it's pretty gettable in just two names.
That's the clue.
There's two...
What does Leonard Maltin have to say about this movie?
I'm not going to tell you.
That's too much.
Okay.
I thought I understood this game.
It's not always what Leonard Maltin thinks.
It's just a different kind of clue.
But I'm telling you that there's, okay.
So I think somebody will get it in two names.
So start.
And by two names, I mean the last two names
I think the second to last name will give it away
I see
How's that for a clue?
Okay
So now what am I supposed to say?
I can guess this in a certain number of names?
Yeah, nine names or less
Forty-two
Forty-two names
Oh, sorry, nine names
I know I'm not good at this game
So I'm going with the maximum
And you're saying I can get it by the time you've mentioned two of the names
I think so, yeah
I'm going to just name it then.
You'll say eight?
Eight. Eight.
Or you can jump all the way to two names if you want.
If you trust my clue.
Let's fucking do it.
Who cares?
He says two names.
What do we get?
He says two names.
The last thing you want to say is one.
Don't say one name.
Don't say one.
You will be screwed.
Although, what do I have to lose?
Because he's definitely going to get it in two. I might not get it. He might not get it. If he doesn't get it, you win the point. He's going to get it one. Don't say one name. Don't say one. You will be screwed. Although, what do I have to lose? Because he's definitely going to get it in two.
I might not get it.
He might not get it.
If he doesn't get it, you win the point.
He's going to get it.
He got fried green tomatoes.
That was hard.
He did, but...
Well, no.
Mary Stewart Masterson has made two movies.
We'll see how he does here.
I know, but I can't conjure either one of them.
She made that, Betty in June, and what else?
What was the other one?
Oh, the thing with the...
Some Kind of Wonderful.
Some Kind of Wonderful.
I love that movie.
Which is referenced in He's Just Not That Into You, the movie.
Go see it. Don't fucking look down your nose
at me. How dare you?
How dare you? The book sales go up.
Some Kind of Wonderful is when
John Hughes had gone off the rails
in character names.
Craig Sheffer plays Hardy Jens.
Hardy Jens? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hardy Jens. And he always had a
sport coat on. That was as good
As he ever was
Yeah
Alright I'm gonna try
One name
No you're not gonna be
Able to do it
I love it
You don't understand
No the podcast
What I'm trying to tell you
The one name is
Marcy Leeds
What year did you say?
1988
But Greg's gonna do it
In two
Cause here's the other name
Mayim Bialik
I know who that is Right I do know who that is Right But Greg's going to do it in two. Because here's the other name. Mayim Bialik.
I know who that is. Right?
I do know who that is.
Right?
It's a giveaway name.
I know this movie.
I know this movie.
So you don't get a guess.
I know.
That's The Blossom, right?
Yeah.
That's The Blossom.
Come on.
Oh, is it?
I don't know.
Can I say?
Yes, you can say.
Beaches.
Yay.
See, I knew that was a giveaway name. I'm glad I don't know that, man. I'm glad I don't know. Can I say? Yes, you can say. Beaches. Yay. See, I knew that was a giveaway name.
I'm glad I don't know that, man.
I'm glad I don't know that.
Spalding Gray was in Beaches.
He was?
Yeah, and he swam out and died.
He took a walk.
He never came back.
He took a walk.
He never came back.
John Heard, Barbara Hershey, Bette Midler.
All right, so it's all tied up.
We've got to do a tiebreaker, and then it's the end of the show.
Don't forget to go to lookatmeshirts.com.
What can we buy there, Doug?
My shirt.
And lots of other shirts.
Way to sell it.
Yeah.
And footie pajamas.
You can get footie pajamas there.
Adult sizes.
Okay.
There's 13 names here.
And this one, where'd it go?
It's around here somewhere.
And it's 1989.
It's chick flick, of course.
And Len Moulton says,
it's no terms of endearment.
Uh-oh.
And I concur. All right.
13 names.
Greg, you go first on this one.
How many names do you think you can do it
in uh 12 okay 11 Greg you've been challenged she says 11 10 don't put
your hand down don't you're not playing don't try to help don't shame me you
said 10 yeah 10 9 9 okay name it Name it. All right, you got nine names. Okay, 89, and it's no terms of endearment.
Nope, it is not.
Janine Turner, Ann Wedgworth, Bill McCutcheon, Kevin J. O'Connor, Dylan McDermott, Sam Shepard.
That's seven.
Two more.
Janine Turner and Sam Shepard.
These are going to give it away, I think. Is this a movie? Yes. And people went to it. This is seven. Hmm. And two more. Janine Turner and Sam Shepard. These are going to give it away, I think.
Is this a movie?
Yes.
And people went to it.
This is a motion picture.
This is a, and people went to it.
It was directed either by Sidney Poitier or Gary Marshall or a third person.
Okay.
Tom Skerritt.
Does that help you?
No.
I'll give you, it's not alien.
Is there a horse in it?
Julia Roberts
Wait
Is named
One two three four five
Runaway bride
Six names in
You're still
You're not in it
And she was the lead in that
Could it be
Julia Robertson
It could be
It's not
Mystic Pizza
You can't ask what it's not
Okay It has Julia Robertson It's from 89 It's not the new one. You can't ask what it's not.
Okay.
It has Julia Roberts.
It's from 89. It's not the new one coming out with Clive Owen.
Is it?
I know.
I thought I was going to get away with the other one.
Julia Roberts, Tom Skerritt.
Right.
The International.
I'm not even guessing.
That comes out next week.
I thought I knew her canon.
Yeah, you should.
I must have missed this one.
You should know this.
It's No Turns Are Dear.
That means, oh, the one where she's dying
and it's not Steel Magnolias.
Get the juice for Shelby.
That's it.
It's Steel Magnolias.
Oh, wait.
Get Shelby the juice.
Get Shelby the juice.
Yeah, Olympia Dukakis, Daryl Hannah,
Shirley MacLaine, Cheryl's sister,
Dolly Parton, and Sally Field.
It's close enough to a victory
because the show's over.
Greg Barron, see he's just
not that into you
Teresa Strasser from the Adam Carolla radio show
adamcarolla.com if you're
not in a city that plays it on the radio
I'm Doug Benson
and as always Willem Dafoe is a shithead
now it's time for Doug to watch another
talkie
eyes of gold his viewing prowess makes him cocky.
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