Doug Loves Movies - Guy Branum, Trae Crowder and Moshe Kasher guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth.
There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies!
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okay two or three of you are pretty excited about it and that's that's all that keeps me going
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Wink.
You know, we're recording this early, so that's happening this weekend.
But I had a great time.
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And dancing.
Nicely done.
And finally, before bringing my guests out here,
I want to show off the prize bag.
It's yet another one of these big duffel bags
from a group called On the Road
that helps bands and comedians,
just traveling entertainers.
They help them out by giving them
a big laundry bag like this.
I've been giving these away on the show.
A few of them now. I've still got a few more
to go. But this is
the prize tonight.
I don't know if there's any drone
enthusiasts in the
audience, but I received
a few years ago at the South by Southwest Film Festival, where I'll be returning
again with the Douglas Movies taping in a few weeks, but
they gave away all the comedians. We each got our own drone.
There's like a drone in this box, and I'm just not
a drone person. I don't have anything I'd want to do with
a drone. If it were the 80 have anything I'd want to do with a drone.
If it were the 80s, I might want
to use it to spy on some girls
in a locker room, but
these days, I don't know what you'd do
with a drone other than disturb people
and upset people, but if you're
a drone enthusiast,
I hope you win this tonight
and the big, beautiful
bag that it comes in.
Let's get tonight's guests out here.
What do you say?
Please welcome Guy Branum, Trey Crowder, and Moshe Kasher.
Woo!
Oh, my goodness.
Happy New Year, dudes.
Hey, do you mind if I start with just a quick rendition of Taylor Swift's Cruel Summer? I was just going to sing
it. Yeah, I think that's
okay.
Are you still stuck?
No. Hi. Everybody's wires good?
Mine's not. Okay.
We're alright.
You all set? Yeah, we're good.
Let's meet them all individually
and alphabetically
by first name.
He's headlining the Elysian Theater in L.A. May 7th as part of the Netflix Is It Joke Festival.
It's Guy Branum!
It is.
Hello.
Good to be here.
Did I get your plug right?
Yes.
Thank you.
That's exciting.
That's very exciting.
Netflix is a joke festival.
All of the comedians in Los Angeles doing comedy over the course of a week.
At all the clubs that do comedy all the time in Los Angeles.
Like if you go out to the clubs where you normally see comedy, there's going to be comedy.
And Netflix is going to put their name on it.
And there will be an after party that no one goes to.
Oh, really? The after parties are dead?
Yes.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to come at you
with a hard follow-up question like that.
And thank you
for being here. How's your Oscar
season been, Guy?
It's been thrilling. I mean,
I have so much hope for Lily Gladstone,
but watching Emma Stone
come and really
throw elbows, be present
these last couple of weeks. Now,
Sandra Huller coming out of nowhere.
It's just
a thrill a minute. Yes,
the movie about the explosion will win
everything, but there will be bright lights that I get to be excited about.
By explosion, you mean Barbie's just self-awareness
when that exploded from her plastic brain?
What could be more powerful?
Well, we'll talk a little bit more about the Oscar movies
probably as we proceed,
but let me introduce the next person on stage.
He's got a new book out called Subculture Vulture.
It's Moshe Kasher, everybody.
Yes.
Yes.
Can I talk about a couple of live dates too?
Sure.
I forgot to mention that.
I'm going to be at Tacoma this very weekend and in
Madison later in the month
and then I'll be at that very same, strangely
enough, I was also
asked to perform on the Netflix is a joke
festival at the
tour May 12th and they invited me
to the secret good after party.
Oh, that's very
cool. It's kind of a tiered thing, I think.
Probably. It's complicated, but it's just fun to be, that's unfortunate. Well, that's very cool. It's kind of a tiered thing, I think. Probably.
It's complicated, but it's just fun to be... It's fun that L.A. is going to turn into...
It's going to be so festive.
Finally a comedy town after all these years.
Yeah, finally.
On the subject of tiers, I think the best part of any comedy festival
is looking at the poster to see which font size you got.
Oh, yeah.
Just like, oh, I am third from smallest.
Good for you, Branham!
The worst part is when there are
not enough comedians on the
festival to justify a
variegated font choice.
You could have put them all in
the big font. You didn't ask that many
people. This is just to humiliate
a few of these comedians.
I'm just excited somebody
finally said variegated font
on this podcast
because it never comes up and I just love it.
It's such a perfect description
for what that is that you were talking
about.
How is your book tour
going?
Baseball is my nickname.
It's good. It's almost over. A funny thing about a book is you
work so long on it that by the time it's time to do press, you've been thinking about it for three
years and you're ready to stop talking about it. So I'm glad that I can see the light at the end
of the tunnel, but I'm super proud of the book and uh i i it's been a really fun time bobcat
goldthwait did the last live uh book thing and it was really awesome because he showed up and he
said to me in the green room i have to be honest with you i did not read the book and i go that's
okay bobcat you you generally know what it's about he goes i have to be honest with you i have no
idea what this book is about and he was a a perfect gent and probably one of the best moderators I had the whole tour.
Right, because he was interested. He hadn't
read it all already. That's right.
It was all discovery for him. Yeah, he got to just talk to you about it.
Well, that's great. I'm going to see
Bobcat soon. I can't talk
about it yet, but we've got a show coming
up together that I'm excited
about. And finally,
and
you know, apologies
Trey for making
you go last. It's
Trey Crowder, everybody!
Hello, hello.
Thanks, Doug. Glad to be back.
Now, you're not here, like, specifically
to promote anything. You're just here
to win. Yeah, well, I'm here for that. I mean,
yeah, I've also, I got dates and books and shit,
but we don't have to talk about them. It's alright.
No, we'll talk about them. I'm just saying
that that's not why I called you and said,
hey, you want to do the show? You didn't call me to say
I've got a book called Subculture Vulture
that's available now.
Yeah, I'll be at Helium
in Indianapolis this weekend
when this comes out. I'll be at the DC Improv
and a bunch of other places after that.
Go to trackcrowder.com and I will not
be at the festival you guys
are speaking with so much disdain about
in LA at the end of this month.
They didn't call all of us. No, we're all excited
that we're going to be doing it.
We feel bad for you that you're not a part of
this big festival.
Pity, but yeah, I'm glad to be here.
Well, thank you
for being here and
before we play some games tonight, let's visit Recommendation Nation.
That's where I ask each of my guests to recommend one motion picture.
It could be one of these ones that's in the hunt right now for best picture
or just something else that you managed to see recently that you think others would enjoy.
Let's start with Guy Branum.
I am, of course, going to talk about an Academy Award nominee from 1961.
So Quentin Tarantino owns a couple of rep theaters here in L.A.,
and the Vista has been doing a tribute to I.B. Technicolor,
and they showed Flower Drum Song,
my favorite musical, the first Hollywood movie to have a majority Asian cast. It's a Rodgers and
Hammerstein musical. A lot of people don't know that it exists. Also the last movie to have a
majority, the last Hollywood movie to have a majority Asian guest until the Joy Luck Club 30 years later.
So I'm sure it's streaming
somewhere. It's so good. It's
full of bangers and everyone
in it is a goddamn star
and you should watch Flower Drum Song.
Wow.
That was quite a speech for
Flower Drum Song.
Applaud if you'd never heard of it until
he just spoke of it.
See, that's what we need.
People like you out there, Guy, just schooling people about movies they hadn't heard of.
Now applaud if you're going to watch it.
That's so easy to sit there and clap.
Where do you think it's playing?
Do you know? Is it on a streamer?
I mean, I don't know.
I would hope that it is, but of course it's probably not.
Your speech was so impassioned. That's like
saying, don't forget to vote on...
I don't know the number of the initiative,
but be sure to
vote for it. But yeah, it's
probably available
somewhere. I always hate those dead ends
though, when you get excited about seeing something
that's not on any of the goddamn streamers you have,
not even Vudu.
I think there's a special thrill in realizing
the only way to watch something is on YouTube
with Portuguese subtitles.
That does sound like a good way.
I feel like it's an ethical choice to pirate
once you've gone to every streamer and it's not available. If it's out,
that's when I'm going to Pirate Bay. Okay.
I try to never go there because I have just a fear of pirates
in general. They're scary, but if you get to know them, they'll welcome you
into their community. Okay. Before they burn it all
down. The only thing i know about pirates i learned
it from that ride at disneyland the haunted mansion all right so um okay who's next who
wants to trade you want to go next what do you want to recommend yeah you said award season stuff
you guys are over there talking about anatomy of the Fall and Poor Things and all this stuff,
and I knew this was going to happen on the way up here.
I was like, I'm just sitting there like, y'all seen the Equalizer 3?
Denzel sure kicks a lot of ass in that one.
I don't know if you know this, but it's available on Netflix now.
Yeah, I've fallen behind.
How do they explain Queen Latifah in Equalizer 3?
Are they like separate universes?
They are separate universes. Yeah, they don't draw them together
very well. It's not exactly the MCU.
She's not related to him on her
show. She's just an Equalizer
on her own. She's her own type of Equalizer
I think. I don't watch all
the CBS originals. Do you think she got
the idea to be the Equalizer
from Denzel?
Or she just happens to be equalizing?
I guess it's like an ass-kicking
Papaw and Mamaw franchise.
So is that your
William Neeson chapter?
Equalizer 3, your favorite movie lately?
It's just the thing I watched and
I was high and he was badass in it.
But last night me and my wife watched
Dix, the musical.
Nice.
It's pretty wild.
Yeah, pretty wild.
But it includes a number
which repeatedly states that
God rhymes with Saget.
And any movie that does that
gets my vote.
So I think that Dix, the Music, they really push the boat out.
Yeah, that movie's come up a few times.
I think I even recommended it on a previous episode because if you've seen it, it's pretty memorable.
Wow.
Yeah, pretty entertaining time.
I know that's available on one of the streamers.
It's on Max.
Oh, that Max, man.
I love Max.
Today we tried to watch something on there.
It was really fun trying to watch something on Max.
It didn't quite ever happen, but it was fun trying.
I think it's fun watching the thing spin around.
You know, it used to be HBO. Do you think HBO went to them at some point after enough of seeing, like,
the wire put beside fuckboyisland on the homepage or whatever?
HBO was like, hey, could you take our name off this shit?
Do you think that's what happened?
I don't know how they came up with the whole let's abandon a name that's been,
like, you know, a pretty strong symbol of entertainment in America for many years.
Let's just call it Max.
Let's just sound like...
All entertainment business management for the last five years
has to be of the producers.
It has to be for some reason they are
making money by destroying these things.
By failing, yeah.
It's absolutely success through failure.
They just get bigger bonuses
as their movies get permanently shelved.
I'm talking to you, Wile E. Coyote versus Acme.
There's a fun comedy festival coming up, though.
The Max is a Joke Festival.
Oh, neat.
That's going to be actually very, very cool.
I'm also looking forward to the Paramount Plus is now merging with Showtime Festival.
That should be pretty fun.
All right, Moshe, what do you think?
Do you have a movie you'd like to push?
You're not going to believe this, but I'm actually going to suggest a movie that's a combination of Trey and Guys, which is the Oscar not yet nominated musical
Killers of the Flower Drum Moon song.
Dicks.
I would, the best movie I've seen so far this year
is Anatomy of a Fall, but a lot of people have seen that.
I just watched Monsters, which is this,
I think it's Kor Ada, the guy who directed
Shoplifters, his new movie, and it was
one of the best things that I've seen. It's like a weird
Rashomon. I can't even say
anything about it because it's all
about revealing its secrets to you, but it was
really one of the best movies I've seen all year.
Monsters with an S.
I believe it's Monsters or Monster. It's one of the
two. Charlize Theron is Monster, right?
So then it's Monsters. I mean It's one of the two. Charlize Theron is Monster, right? So then it's Monsters.
I mean, Christina Ricci was kind of unpleasant, too.
But yeah, that movie was just called Monster.
Only one titular Monster.
Where can people see this movie, Moshe?
What rock did you find it on?
I watched it at a friend's
house and he had it. So I also cannot
recommend what streamer it is on.
I'm like, God. Were your friend
super busy? You want me to call him
and ask him what's... Do you think people could come by?
Oh, yeah. Do you think he'd like to
watch it again? That would actually be cool.
It's actually in the Netflix is a joke
festival is watch a movie with Zed.
I mean, yeah, that sounds like
a good show for their festival.
I think. Alright, so
that's an interesting
flower drum song,
Monsters and Dicks the Musical.
If you're
out there saying, you know, there's nothing to watch,
these are three
things you could probably watch if you seek them out so thanks for your
recommendations guys and we have to go to our first commercial break we will be
right back we're back
We're back!
Yay!
We picked some name tags during the break,
so for the listeners, let me recap.
Guy is playing for the Terranminator,
and Moshe is playing for Big Tromb in Little China,
and Trey is playing for Shane's Trey's and Automobiles.
The Trey's, of course, was a last-minute substitution when we realized that Trey's and Trey's are just right there.
It is.
It's right there for the taking.
All right.
So this first game we're going to play tonight,
it's going to determine which one of those three people is going home with a drone.
I mean, if nothing else is raining out, you can hold the box over your head
and keep it from getting you wet. So it'll be a useful drone right away.
The first game we're going to play tonight, though, is something that I call Purple Rain Man.
we're going to play tonight, though, is something that I call Purple Rain Man.
This is a movie mashup
title game. I'll name
the third build actors
in a movie
mashup title that I created.
Then I'll name the second
build and the first.
You can guess as often as you'd like
first person on stage to tell me the correct full movie mashup title I'm looking for is the winner.
Any questions?
So you named both of the third build?
I'll say the third build from the first movie in the title and then from the second movie in the title
and then go through second build, first build. The build the idea being of course that we get closer to first
build it should make sense somebody should be able to yell it out but these
can be tricky and again if you know in the audience please don't please don't participate.
I love Guy with the microphone down by his side,
like a gunslinger.
All right, third build.
Amy, this is going to be tough coming out of the gate, third build,
because these are two actors that have been in a lot of stuff third builder Richard Jenkins and Jack lemon
Richard Jenkins and Jack lemon so Richard Jenkins is in the first title
that blends into the second title it's got Jack lemon in it let's move on to
second build his first name is not going to help you at
all or maybe it will Michael Stahl David and Gary Oldman so the first movies got
Richard Jenkins and Michael Stahl David and. And the second movie's got Jack Lemmon and Gary Oldman.
We're moving on
to Top Build.
The first movie
is Woody Harrelson.
And the second
is Kevin
Costner.
Silverado? No.
No, no, no, no.
Tin Cup.
Looking for two titles.
Oh, you have to get both?
Yeah.
So sorry, so sorry, everyone.
No, it's okay.
The second title's got Jack Lemmon, Gary Oldman, and Kevin Costner.
I'm going to go ahead and say not going to get this, definitely.
The Shape of Waterworld?
Oh, I like it.
There's like one of the six in those two things.
Is this the correct form of the answer,
in the form of a togetherness pun?
I missed the whole setup of the game, I guess.
Yeah, I get it.
Okay, I get it now.
Yeah, when you hear the answer, you'll be like,
oh, that's how this works.
Because it's two titles that share a common syllable or sound in the middle,
and therefore you can mash them up into one title,
much like the title of the game itself, Purple Rain Man.
Yes, it makes so much sense now that I'm actually fully aware and paying attention.
Can you name the
top build, the people again?
I can, because I made up this game.
Oh, I see what you mean.
Can I say them out loud to you?
Can you name them?
I wasn't holding your feet
to the fire.
To me, that's where, if this is going to be
given away, it should be that the top
billed people are Woody Harrelson and
Kevin Costner, I thought
was going to be the
breaking point for somebody.
But apparently not.
Apparently,
there were
two movies.
I was excited about this because it was President's Day yesterday.
So I was sitting around thinking about movies about presidents.
And then somebody came on my social media and said...
So the second one is JFK because Jack Lemmon plays,
he doesn't play Jack Ruby, okay.
The second one is JFK and the first one is a Woody Harrelson movie.
That would end in the letter J, yes.
I have no idea.
End in the letter J?
Yeah.
What?
I know, your minds are going to be blown by this.
People are screaming at us through the speakers right now.
I don't know.
It's definitely a tough one, but I thought somebody might crack it.
And, you know, just for getting half of it right,
I think we have to call Guy Branum the winner of this particular game.
Let's hear it for Guy.
I'm the winner of this particular game.
Let's hear it for Guy.
And let's hear it for Forgotten Movies About Presidents.
LBJFK.
LBJFK.
Lee Harrelson played LBJ?
That's right.
That's horrible.
Probably.
Probably under a ton of makeup, and it was an Oscar grab that didn't quite work out from 2016.
That's a Rob Reiner movie?
Yeah, Rob Reiner directed it.
It's too late.
You didn't win.
We didn't get it.
That's a Rob Reiner vehicle.
I know that one well.
Yeah, sure.
She got a half a point or something.
Now, LBJ, that was a president of the United States?
Yes.
Yeah, okay.
I knew that.
Before your time.
No, but I know.
Now that you reference it, I definitely do know. Yeah, yeah.
He used to take poops in front of people and stuff.
That's right.
He had a big dick.
Big, big, big.
He had a big old hog, yeah.
I think that's why they call them Johnsons, actually.
Really?
People used to have fun before we got woke in this country.
Well, congratulations, Guy, for sort of winning that game.
All it means is you get to go first in our next game that we will play right now.
So here's the order.
play right now.
So here's the order. It'll go Guy and then Moshe and then
Trey and the game
is called
Which Nat Is That?
Yeah!
This is
a new game.
Moshe, of course, is married to the
hilarious Natasha Leggero
whose name, yes!
Whose name comes up
when you type Natasha
into IMDB.
Another name that pops up
that everybody's familiar with
is Natasha Leone.
Are they friends, the two Natashas?
No, they aren't allowed to speak.
They're not allowed? They have the same agent. He won't let them
ever be in the same room.
That makes sense.
Keep them apart.
Because then also they probably have never hung out with,
spent much time with Natasha Henstridge.
No, that's how they communicate.
She's like,
Through Natasha Henstridge.
They have to email Natasha Henstridge to be able to get to each other.
She's the Leon Leggero connector.
I love it.
I love this kind of
insider stuff.
But normally, I'd
say that in a game like this,
you know, one of the participants being married
to one of the answers
in the game, normally I'd be
like, that's an unfair advantage.
But in Moshe's
case, all bets are off.
Wait, is that an insult or a compliment?
I think it's both.
I would say, Natasha has worked
a lot. I do not know that I could
trust that Moshe knows all of her IMDb
credits. I think I could slip a view
past Natasha, because she has
worked quite a bit.
But so have these other ladies.
So that's how this game's going to work.
We'll start with Guy.
I will say the name of an actual motion picture.
Yes.
And then you tell me if it's Leggero, Leon, or Henstridge that appeared in that film.
Okay.
Do you think they ever worked together at all, Moshe, that you can remember?
The two Natashas?
Yeah, or any of the three.
I don't know Henstridge, and I don't think Natasha's worked with her,
but I would not be surprised if the Leon-Leggero connection
had in fact been made on the silver screen, as I like to call it.
Yeah, it seems like it might have, but both is not an option here.
So it's either Henstridge, Leon, or Leggero.
Are you ready, Guy?
I'm ready.
All right.
And if you miss it, then Moshe gets a chance to steal.
And if Moshe doesn't get it, then Trey will just be sitting pretty,
getting that gimme point.
The motion picture is Dog Park.
Oh.
Dog Park.
Yeah, you know, Dog Park. Oh. Dog Park. Yeah, you know, Dog Park.
It was directed
by one of the kids in the hall, I believe, Bruce McCullough
and it
stars
what's her name from SNL?
Molly Shannon.
Molly Shannon. It'd go in a lot of directions because
it was filmed in Canada and Natasha Henstridge, of course,
is Canadian and could have played the hot lady
but I'm going to say it's one of our two comedy
icons. I am going to say
because I probably would have
noticed if Natasha, who is my
friend, Leggero, was in it, I'm going
to say Natasha Lyonne.
Final answer?
Final answer, Natasha Lyonne.
Incorrect!
But boy, did you walk us through it.
And that Molly Shannon movie is called something about my dog
or life of a dog
okay
so this movie
the DP I know was Pierre Jean
and I know that he's
sort of innovative for the lens work
that he uses and stuff
so I am going to go ahead and say Henstridge,
because I am familiar that my wife was not in the film Dog.
I really hope that she was not in the film, and maybe I'm wrong.
You're hoping Natasha Legereau is not in Dog Park.
That's right, and I think it's Henstridge.
Final answer.
That is correct!
Yes!
Pierre!
Congratulations,
Moshe. You're on the board.
But Trey... But is that the Bruce McCullough movie
or is it something else? Yeah, Bruce McCullough.
You're right about that. Okay.
Yeah.
It's like my life as a dog. Not my life as a
dog. The life of a dog.
I think. But we're
not here to... That's not
the question on the table.
Trey,
Headstridge, Leon,
Leggero,
who was in
A Girl, Three Guys, and A Gun?
What do you want me to tell you?
If Natasha was in it?
I'll hook you up.
Don't let me tell you.
Yeah, let's see if I can read it in your face.
I mean, I have absolutely no idea, so I'll say Leon.
You're going Leon?
Yeah.
All right, that is not the correct answer.
It's not Leon, so we're back over to Guy.
He has to choose between Henstridge or his very
close friend Leggero
I'll say Leggero
that is also incorrect
okay I'm gonna let me think here
Pierre also did this film I do know
that so I will go ahead and say
yes Henstridge
do you remember a few years back mostly mostly, you had like a five,
like you kept winning on this show with very little actual answers.
I do.
You always found these lucky spots where you get points for not doing anything.
I remember it well, and I felt like you were bemusedly accepting of what was happening,
but not thrilled about it.
I think I was pretty thrilled about it
because it is funny that you were managed to keep
coming up with a win. And of course
you get another point for Henstridge
was in A Girl,
Three Guys and a Gun
from the year 2000
apparently.
So Trey, it's really time
to get in this because
Moshe's running away with it.
The film is Chili Dogs.
Chili Dogs.
Leon, Legero, or Hedstridge.
I can't say for sure whether or not this is a sequel to Dog Park.
Like the sun went down and everybody got cold at the dog park.
So they were chili dogs.
Chili dogs.
Because that is how chili is spelled, by the way.
C-H-I-L-L-Y.
If that helps you at all.
Wasn't there like a Cuba Gooding Jr. movie about about chili dogs?
snow dogs
ice dogs
I'm just going to say
Leggero
okay that's incorrect as we know
because it was Trey's guess
he's expert
at guessing wrong
Guy is going to say
Henstridge. That is correct, Guy.
Brandon was on the board.
I'm noticing a pattern with these films.
They seem to all
co-star with the actress Natasha
Henstridge.
Yeah, she's been in a few of these so far.
But
any of these movies could have
Henstridge, Leone, or Leggero.
And we're back to you, Moshe.
This is for the win, if you can get this one.
Which one of those ladies was in a movie called Nightclub?
Leone.
The exciting, vibrant...
You're going Leone for Nightclub? That makes me feel like my wife was in it, the... You're going Leon for nightclub?
That makes me feel like my wife was in it, the way you're saying that.
But I'm going to go Leon.
You sure? You're sticking with Leon?
That's your final answer?
Yeah, final answer, Leon.
Even though Natasha Leggero is an option.
I'm going Leon.
You're going Leon, final answer.
I think you're trying to throw me off. Final answer, Leon.
I think you're right, Moshe.
It is Leone.
Natasha Leone is in Nightclub from 2011, whatever the hell that is.
I mean, I think I know where it takes place, but that's about all I know about it.
And, well, congratulations, Moshe.
Thank you.
You know, you didn't need to know any of the films of your wife,
and yet you still managed to pull off a win here.
So that's very impressive.
That last one, I guessed it, and I might have known the film.
You don't know that I didn't know the film and whether or not I was guessing rightly.
You were thinking about it, though, that Natasha could have been in Nightclub.
I think I would know.
I think I know the movies she's been in.
Now, if we expanded to TV, you'd start to leave me behind.
Yeah, I didn't write down a single Leggero movie for this whole game.
But I want to shout out, Natasha Lyonne was in A Feudal and Stupid Gestures,
a very good movie that might not be buried.
It might be still on Netflix.
But congratulations.
What does Moshe win?
We'll find out after the break.
We'll be right back.
We're back.
Yeah.
That was just such a lovely break.
It's just nice to shut down and relax for a few minutes and chat with the audience.
We've got a lovely couple that came in
from Poughkeepsie, so thank you for being here.
It was fun talking to you during
the break.
Is everybody ready to play
one big final game that's going to
determine our winner tonight?
Robin, can you taste
that fucking drone right now?
Can you feel it flying towards you?
I don't want to taste it.
It's delicious. She doesn't want to taste it.
It's as delicious as a chili dog.
She does not accept the offer
to taste it.
The game we're going to play is a little
something that I call Last Person Standing
Deluxe Special
Edition.
Woo!
All right, this is a game that I'm going to play along
because it's fun for me to play as well.
And we're going to get the names of three actresses
from three audience members,
the three people whose name tags
or personalities were
chosen tonight.
And we'll go to each one of them
and they'll name an actress.
And then we have to
take turns naming movies that those
actresses were in. Any one
of the three, you can jump around
from one actress to another,
whatever's in your wheelhouse. And then if you can't think of one, you're out. But you do have
one lifeline. You can go to the person who you're playing on behalf of and ask them for help once.
They can give you one answer to keep you in the game.
Let's start with Taryn Minator.
Taryn, you got an actress in mind that you'd like to have us play tonight?
Yes.
Okay, who do you got?
Jennifer Aniston.
Jennifer Aniston, excellent, excellent choice.
How do you feel about that, Guy Branum?
Thrilled.
She's a smart player.
Yeah, that's a good choice, I think.
I like that one.
All right, so let's move on to Traub. Big Traub
and Little China
what's an actress
who would you like us to use tonight
Tilda Swinton
okay so we got
one actress that we all know about
50 movies she was in
and Tilda Swinton
that's what we have
to work with I can think of a few Tilda Swint. That's what we have to work with.
I can think of a few Tilda Swintons, but she's always a tough one.
And that leaves Shane's Trays and Automobiles.
Who's an actress you like, dude?
Kurt Russell as in Kat.
Oh, no.
I know that applaud from Guy.
That means I'm going to win.
That was scary.
So Angela Bassett is...
Why did you clap like that for Angela, Guy?
We don't give her the respect that she deserves.
This woman should have an Academy Award by now.
We haven't given her the roles that she needs for an Academy Award.
She has been doing the
work.
This is like an absolute
setup to do a racial
microaggression at some point.
She did get,
she just got an Oscar, though.
No, she got nominated, and she won
everything running up to it, and then
we handed it to someone else, and
she had to make that look
no the next year they gave it the governor's award they gave her a lifetime
all right but yeah she did get something but you're right she should win for acting
um it really seemed like it was going to happen for that one movie i won't mention because it's
going to come up in this game so we have the films this is going to happen for that one movie I won't mention because it's going to come up in this game
so we have the films
this is going to take a second everybody
you might want to order another beverage
definitely cancel that Uber
you don't want the car
to arrive anytime soon
so Guy
Guy's person
chose Jennifer Aniston
and Tilda Swinton came up as well,
and Angela Bassett.
So you can name any movie with one of those three actresses in it.
Don't know if any of them ever worked together.
I'm feeling like maybe no is probably the answer to that,
but we'll discover it as we play.
Well, who won that last game?
Moshe.
Okay, so Moshe.
Why is that funny?
That's not funny.
I know a lot of different things.
It's funny that I had to remind myself of who won because it's obvious.
Of course Moshe won.
So Moshe, we'll start with you, and then we'll go Guy, and then me,
and then Trey, and then Moshe again.
And I'm just playing for fun.
I can't win.
Start us off, Moshe.
I know this film because my wife, Natasha Leggero, was in it.
Oh, nice.
And so was Jennifer Aniston.
He is just not that into you.
Yes.
That's a good answer and a good
reaction.
Good mild
applause from the
crowd for that one.
Alright, Trey, any film with
Aniston, Swinton,
or Bassett?
So it's me now? That's what I said.
Trey?
You're right, I did say Guy before.
Guy, you're up. Bruce Almighty.
I was testing you to see
if then I could say
after he says Bruce Almighty
then I'm going to say
uh
uh
uh
murder mystery.
Uh oh.
Horrible Bosses Good
Yes
Jennifer Aniston
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Tilda Swinton
Yeah, I would have held on to that one if I were you
Why?
We might not have remembered that
Do I have an advantage later by doing it?
Yeah, keep those in your back pocket.
Yeah, keep the ones you think we might not know.
Uh-huh.
No, I think you should play obvious first.
No, I was agreeing with you then.
I'm sorry.
Oh, what was I going to say?
Oh, picture perfect.
Oh, yes, of course.
Picture perfect.
Jennifer Aniston.
Of course, she appears in
Horrible Bosses 2.
We're the
Millers.
Right? That's the name of that movie.
Yeah.
She's got a whole stripper.
She's a stripper.
And she strips. She does strip.
You're right. Yeah.
Stripping stripper who strips.
Motion.
Prince Caspian.
Who, what?
Prince Caspian.
Tilda Swinton appears in the mirror at the dome where they're trying to resurrect the White Witch.
And it doesn't actually work out.
I mean, this is a bit of a spoiler, but in the end,
Edmund made a decision to stab through the window
and not allow the White Queen to come back into Narnia.
You know your Narnia verse, man.
Well, wait until you hear my third guess.
Somebody might beat you to it.
We'll see what happens.
Guy?
The object of my affection.
Yes, that's Paul Rudd.
He was gay
and he didn't love her.
Yep, that gayness really
got in the way.
That could have been a beautiful rom-com
but he wasn't having her.
Even the title
sounds like him.
You know, he might.
I'm affectionate
with her.
Whose turn is it? Mine?
Shit.
Okay, so...
Oh, well, let's go.
If we're going early Aniston, let's go Leprechaun.
Oh, wow.
Oh, yeah.
The breakup with Vince Vaughn.
Good.
Yeah, she's got...
We barely cracked the...
Cracked the oeuvre.
Yeah, we barely got into it.
She's done a lot of movies.
Can anyone guess my...
Is Moshe going to finish the trilogy?
The Voyage of the Dawn Treader,
where above the Dawn Treader,
when they get out into the Lone Islands,
the White Witch reappears in a kind of a
polar green
cloud, as if threatening to come
back. But in the end, she doesn't
come back, because Aslan's
power is more mighty than that of
the White Witch, voyage of the Dawn Treader.
Nice.
That's real?
Yeah, it's real, Doug.
And not only is it real, it's based the whole trilogy is based
on something even realer than that which is which is the story of the christ and there's nothing
right he's the lion the lion is christ right yeah and the white witch um again is a bit of a spoiler
she represents the adversary satan himself. Moshe, I would say
to you, do not
quote the old magic to me, which
I was there when it was written.
You would make
an unbelievable Aslan guy,
I have to be honest.
Did that third movie come out and
just nobody cared? Is that what happened?
That's the reason, listen, if you want to get into deep
nerd pain that I've experienced,
no series has ever
successfully made it
past the voyage
of the Dawn Treader,
including the BBC
and the major
Hollywood studio films,
and I think even
maybe the animated one.
They've never gotten
to the ones that I want to see.
They start becoming
good standalones
like 4, 5, 6.
You know what?
BBC did make
The Silver Chair.
This is Doug Love's
dorky
books yes it is yeah yeah to proceed this is doug loves virgins is that right yes they did make the
silver chair at the bbc um uh version and they didn't get past that they've never gotten to the
last battle which is the book of revelations which is the one i want to see jesus lion rapture is
everybody spoilers yeah that's a big spoiler, but it's okay.
I think I love those books so much as a young man
because I knew as a Jew if it did come true,
I would not be getting into Aslan's kingdom,
and I would be serving the White Witch for all eternity.
Which is more metal.
Is there one of those books that could potentially become public domain at some point?
How long ago were they written?
About World War II-ish.
He died in the 50s, so it's going to be
a while. It's going to take too long.
We can't wait for it.
No, it's never going to happen because they had...
They made The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.
It was great. It made a bunch of money.
They made Prince Caspian. It was great.
I think it made less money than The Voyage of the Dawn Treader.
They lost all their money. They've talked aboutaspian. It was great. I think it made less money than The Voyage of the Dawn Treader. They just lost all their money.
They've talked about doing... Guys, I don't
know how this is Narnia talk, but they've
talked about doing it on Netflix. It almost
was going to happen on Netflix, and then it
fell apart, too. It might still happen on Netflix.
You need to make the shitty elf movie show
instead. Yeah, I
would love... I would be so
excited if they finally made that whole thing.
But what can you do?
You know, you're putting it out there into the universe.
It's on your wish board.
It definitely is.
Your vision board.
But you should write, like, just write a spec script for the next one.
For the fourth installment of Chronicles of Narnia?
Yeah.
Just send that around.
Like, see how good this could be?
Remember the movie that lost $80 million?
I've written a sequel to it, and I think it's got legs.
But, you know, you put the right person in there.
It could still happen.
There are such classic stories.
And I can't remember the director that was attached for a second to the Netflix thing,
but it was like somebody exciting, and it seemed like it could get made.
But I don't think it's going to get made.
But I'm really looking forward to the three-body problem
on Netflix is a Joke and my show at the Troubadour, May 12th.
Hey, you're still in this.
Don't act like you're doing your plugs like you lost.
I got a couple more.
I think you do.
I think you're doing great.
Guy, do you remember anything that's preceded
Moshe's lecture about Narnia?
I'm going to say Doctor Strange.
Get it out of the way.
Get it the hell out of the way.
I'm going to say
possibly my favorite
Swinton would be
Snowpiercer.
Trey?
Michael Clayton.
With what?
Tilda Swinton.
Yeah, it's true.
She's in there.
Yeah.
Oakjaw.
Okay.
Oh.
Tilda Swinton.
Look at you with the Tilda Swinton.
I do not know one film that the other two actresses are in.
For reals?
You're just going to go Swinton all the way until you burn out? Wait till you see my
next answer.
I can't wait.
I'm going to go with
back to Aniston for just go with it.
Yes, just go with it.
I guess
we can always say
murder mystery too.
Trey?
Jennifer Aniston,
she's in a long-came poly, right?
She sure is. She's got that
pet ferret that's blind.
Because, you know,
having a blind pet or having a ferret,
either of those was
not enough.
She needed to have a blind ferret.
Philip Seymour Hoffman's great in that movie.
He's so funny.
Raindrops.
You know what I'm talking about.
I can do my lifeline at any time.
At any time. Using it early is fun.
I'm not out. Okay. Lifeline.
Only lovers left alive.
Only lovers left alive.
That's a Swinton.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was going to.
Yeah.
It's a vampire movie.
She's a vampire.
Yeah.
Good job.
Good job, Lifeline.
He's still alive.
Guy?
Train wreck.
Train wreck.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
So this is the boss.
She's so good in that.
Like, when I saw that movie when it came out,
I was watching for a few minutes and had that
that's fucking Tilda Swinton
moment because she usually doesn't play
characters that are like, she's very
upbeat and sunshiny in that
movie.
Okay.
I mean, if we're going to keep
doing Tilda Swinton's, I might as well bust this open,
send everybody down this avenue, and say,
The Life Aquatic with Steve Sizzew.
Wonderful.
Mm-hmm.
Trey?
Black Panther.
We're going with Angela Bassett now.
Yeah, yeah.
I refuse that.
You know, if there was a white person in Black Panther,
they would go for Tilda Swinton because they'd want to go as far in the other direction as possible,
get the whitest person alive.
But no, Black Panther, it's your turn, Moshe.
Black Panther 2.
Yeah.
What's the subtitle?
Is that required?
I like it.
I like an exact title.
What's the subtitle of Murder Mystery 2?
Wakanda Forever?
They don't have one.
Wakanda Forever.
They don't have one.
Thank you, Terry.
Thank you, Terry.
Nice job.
It would be funny if the whole audience was doing that to you.
And I'm like, I don't have it.
Do I have another lifeline of some sort?
Yeah, that was it.
Most movies don't have a known hand gesture that you could do to get people to guess it.
Guy?
What's Love Got to Do With It?
Oh, man.
Angela Bassett.
Boy, these are some strange days.
Oh, nice.
Just called strange days, of course.
Trey, how are you hanging in there?
Okay.
Tilda Swinton the ancient one
shows up in Avengers Endgame
right when they go back in time
the audience is
answering for me
but you can tell I'm
Tilda Swinton
but that's pretty good though
isn't Angela Bassett in that
kind of thing
kind of what?
Angela Bassett up in Avengers Endgame Angela Bassett in that kind of too? Kind of what? Kind of a thing? I mean, Angela Bassett up in
Avengers Endgame. Angela Bassett.
Yeah, probably.
Makes sense. I'm going to go with a yes
since I'm playing for... We already said
that movie. Oh,
okay. You can't double up even
if it's the different actress. Yeah.
It is exciting we found a movie
that two of them are in now. Okay.
Now we're in the zone where I'm going to get in trouble.
I think
Harlem Nights...
Am I wrong about that?
For Angela Bassett?
Yeah. No, for Tilda Swinton.
I'm going to say you're right.
Just because I love to have you
stick around.
You think I'm wrong?
I think he's wrong. I think you might be stick around. You think I'm wrong? I think he's wrong.
I think you might be wrong.
All right. Respectfully, I'm going to retire.
I think what you're thinking of is Vampire in Brooklyn.
Definitely not. That's not what I was thinking of.
Oh. Wait, what did you say?
Harlem Nights.
Oh, okay.
But who is the hot girl in Harlem Nights? I forgot.
Oh, it's... We all know Della Reese is the real hot girl in Harlem Nights. Oh, okay. But who is the hot girl in Harlem Nights? I forget. Oh, it's...
We all know Della Reese is the real hot girl in Harlem Nights.
Yeah. No, it's...
I can't think.
Nia Long, maybe? Oh, yeah.
Okay. Hell yeah.
Can't believe I came up with that. All right.
So, Moshe Kasher,
everybody. Let's hear it for him.
I tried, Robin. I'm sorry.
We're going to have some time
at the end for some more chat time
with Moshe, so we'll talk to you
some more in a bit.
What was your next
one, Guy? Have you said it yet?
No, Grand Budapest Hotel.
Yes. See, that's what I thought I was doing
there, was opening up a real
Wes Anderson
can of worms.
That's
why
I'm assuming
she is in
Asteroid City?
Yeah, okay.
Phew.
I mean, I could guess Wes Anderson
movies, but I don't know. Right?
I think you'd be good.
I mean, there might be a way to go,
but if you want to go to your lifeline and come back to that,
let's talk to Shane.
What do you got, Shane?
My first favorite, Vampire in Brooklyn.
Vampire in Brooklyn.
So, no one cares about this,
but the very first episode of this, it was at DC Improv,
and Angela Bassett was one of the people.
Yeah.
And it came down to me at the end.
I was like, she was in some vampire movie.
And I was like, fucking Queen of the Damned or something?
And you were like, no.
Right.
You lose, Trey.
To this day, I could have just went and Googled it, but I guess I was too drunk to give a shit.
But you've just solved something for me is what I'm saying.
So thank you. By saying it was vampire
in Brooklyn, you and Shane together have
vindicated
me, sort of. I was still dumb in the past.
I was getting all mad at myself for saying
two movies. Why did I do that?
Because you said it, I was like, he ain't gonna let me have it.
Yes. But I'm glad that I
brought you to some sort of emotional peace.
I knew she was in a vampire movie. So thank you, guy.
Anyway, I'll take that.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
It means a lot to me.
Your lifeline really stepped up with the name of a movie that was just said.
That I just said.
That was just said.
Still counts.
Yeah, right?
You had it.
He was ready with it.
Moonrise Kingdom.
Yes, that's the one I was trying to think of that I didn't.
That I failed to think of.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Isle of Dogs!
Good job, good job.
Yes. Is she in the French dispatch?
She should be. Right?
Right? But no.
Feels like you can't make one without Tilda these days.
So, I'm going to say
I'm saying yes.
She just lost, and so you know it's honest
Because she's dealing with the pain of not having that drone in her life
And she's still willing to throw you a bone
Yeah she's in French Dispatch
She probably learned French and spent 10 years in France
To prepare for the role
And she's in it for 3 and a half minutes
Okay so we're back to Guy
Waiting to exhale
Yes of course
We're really banging out all the big bassets we're back to Guy. Waiting to exhale. Yes, of course.
We're really banging out all the big bassets.
Did she get her groove back yet?
Did Stella get her groove back? She has not gotten her groove back yet.
Oh, Stella needs to get her groove back,
everybody. Damn it! Yeah.
How
she got her groove back. It's kind of
like how the Grinch stole Christmas.
You know, I love movies that answer a question.
I mean, I'm just going to do what I did last time,
is Tilda Swinton in the R.G. Ling Limited.
Oh, I bet you she is.
Yeah.
Even if she isn't, I'll take it.
Everybody's thinking.
I love it.
I love it.
That should be a new format for a game show.
What the host thinks might be the answer
is enough.
Like, yeah, that sounds right.
I'm not going to bother
somebody about it.
Hire a researcher.
A guy.
Orlando. Yes.
God damn.
That's my favorite movie about
a city in Florida.
Starring Tilda Swinton as the
palest queen
of ever.
But then a king, but then a queen
again. Right?
Okay, so
I'm going to have to bounce back over
to Jennifer Aniston, I think.
And I'm just going to have to create an area where I can think,
like sort of an office space.
Oh, damn!
Damn it.
Oh, Moshe just walked off on that one.
Like, fuck this guy and his stupid answering in the form of a sentence.
I mean, let's be honest.
I should probably be out already, so I'm going to keep it rolling.
Is she in the Royal Tenenbaums?
I don't know if it's that far.
That's too early.
I think they were not collabing.
That was the third one after Rushmore.
I don't think she was in the mix yet.
I'm back. I just looked up all of Wes Anderson
films and there's been some extreme
wrong answers in here so far.
You just went to the bar to get that water.
Is it good?
It's good, but look at the class
differential between you and me. The host gets
Evian and I get Niagara.
Sorry, dude.
But, you know, Niagara is the perfect place to go if you're on an Endless Honeymoon podcast.
I love the Endless Honeymoon podcast.
I host it with my wife, Natasha Leggero, the star of...
He's just not that into you.
Everybody check it out.
It's just its 14th anniversary, and check it out. It's 14th anniversary and Natasha
did Australian TV to discuss
the film. Oh my god.
Is her part in the movie? Is somebody
not that into her? Is she not that
into somebody? What's her relationship?
Apparently she, by the way
was the only person in the film that
was doing this Australian TV segment
and she did interstitials
to just I guess bind the movie together.
She was never in a scene
with any of the other actors in the film.
Oh, she's like being interviewed or something, kind of?
I don't know.
I'll be honest with you.
I've never seen He's Just Not That Into You, the film.
It came out 14 years ago.
Your wife is in it.
I love her, but I see a lot of her.
How much of when she was stuck on Mars,
how much of that did you watch i watched a
few episodes but i had a different experience of um the of the mars show because she was calling me
from mars and telling me like what was going on and she was like i don't know i feel like i really
let lance armstrong and ronda rousey down this week and i go honey this is a television program
this is not you're not on Mars right now.
This isn't happening.
I mean, Lance is way too easy
to let down, I think.
He has really weird
standards, but I think
her and Ronda are still friends, if I'm
not mistaken. They are. They bonded.
They really did bond. And I got to meet
Ronda Rousey, and she's a hero of mine.
I was happy about it. But people emailed Natasha
asking her, I'm not kidding,
if the show was actually filmed on Mars.
Well, because it sure does look like it is.
It's called Life on Mars
or whatever they called it. Something about Mars.
Ghosts on Mars. What is it called?
I'll be honest with you, I do not remember
what it's called.
That's what I should have done.
I should have done the game questions about that.
Whose turn is it? What's happening?
It's mine. Thank you for talking so long so I could remember.
Oh, we gave you time to think.
Angela Bassett plays the Honorable Betty Shabazz in Malcolm X.
Oh, that's a good
poll for here.
We're coming to the end of Black History
Month,
so that's nice to throw that in there.
Oh, wow.
Oh.
Oh.
I don't know if I'm going to be able to do this. We've done so many of the Anistons.
I'm trying to think of the ones where she
kind of broke out and played something
different.
Oh, like that time she played that character
that all she would do is eat
cake.
That was all I had in the tank.
Oh no, that's all you had left was cake?
Yes.
You're out? I'm out.
Taryn, do you have any help for me?
Yeah, I can just tell you to move
Marley and me
of course
that's a great one
alright so guys still in it
so I gotta come up with another
freaking
Jennifer Aniston movie
what's another one where she plays
against type or something?
Oh, Wanderlust.
That's good.
I got nothing. Thank you.
Try Malcolm X 2 Wakanda Forever.
See if it works.
Put your voice
onto this permanent recording making the joke
Malcolm X 2 Wakanda forever.
I would never disrespect Angela in that way.
No, not after she did the thing.
Alright, well, so, you know,
I sort of won that one,
but the official winner tonight
is Guy Branum, everybody.
This is always fun when I ask the audience
because it feels like we depleted most
of those actresses' filmographies,
but there's always some
left over that we didn't
get to. Go ahead and shout out the
ones we missed.
Constantine.
We do need to talk about Kevin.
That was an excellent point.
Oh, there's that
Italian movie where she sits in a chair
in the poster. There's all the artsy stuff that she did.
Sorry.
Suspiria? She's in that? Oh yeah, she's like
a man in that, right?
In Suspiria? Yeah.
Doctor Strange. We mentioned the first one, but she's probably in the second one too, right? What's that, right? In Suspiria? Yeah. Doctor Strange. We mentioned the first
one, but she's probably in the second one too,
right? What's that one called?
Multiverse of Madness, but I don't know.
I think she dies in the first Doctor Strange.
Oh, really? Yeah. I think so. Am I right?
But he has the time zone
stone so he can travel through time.
He's got a time zone stone?
Wow. Real nerdy reference.
Anyway, back to the Narnia.
Chronicles of Narnia.
Did I ever tell you, Moshe,
that I was on a flight once
where a young boy and his mother
took turns reading Chronicles of Narnia
to one another out loud?
That sounds insufferable.
Yeah.
Oof.
I just get, like, I have Narnia PTSD because of it.
Because it was so weird.
Because you turn and look at them, and they wouldn't ever acknowledge that what they were doing was weird.
Were they at least British?
No.
Yeah, that would have been nice.
A little charmed.
That really, yeah, it would have been more pleasant to listen to.
I would have been like, okay, this is like a book on tape now.
But instead it was just like, now you read.
It was in your accent, actually.
Alright, what just happened?
Oh, people are naming
ones that we didn't say. That's it?
We did pretty good.
The Switch. Yes.
Right, where Ryan Gosling, no, Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman We did pretty good. The switch. Yes. Right.
Where Ryan Gosling, no, Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman switch body switch
because they both pee in the same.
Oh, no.
What's one where they pee in the same fountain?
That's not the switch.
The switch was a sperm switch thing.
Yeah.
There's another one where they both have a
body switch because they pee in the same fountain
and get hit by electricity.
As one
does.
As that happens. Well, I think we did
a pretty good job then. One more time for
Guy Branum, everybody.
You get to do
your plugs first, Guy. What would
you like to promote?
I have a show in Netflix as a joke on a date that you will tell me.
Do you still have it on your pad somewhere?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Let's see here. Is it May 7th?
I wrote it down on my crazy notes, but I think it is May 7th.
It is May 7th at the Elysian.
Yes, please come to that.
Yes.
Guy Branum, everybody.
come to that.
Yes. Guy Branum, everybody.
And we'll have you back real soon as a returning champion on the
show. Great job.
But also just
a real dark horse
tonight and it was a pleasure to
see you rise up
again. Moshe Kasher, everybody.
I came, I saw, I tried.
Yeah.
It was so crass of me to plug my dates early,
I forgot the structure of the show.
But yeah, you know. Oh yeah, but I asked
you about it, because I want you to get in
all the plugs you want.
Once again, the book is called
Subculture Vulture. Yeah,
it's my journey through the six subcultures
that have defined my life. Deafness,
Hasidic Judaism, AA and the 12 Steps, Burning Man, the rave scene of the early 1990s,
and, of course, stand-up comedy.
This isn't written by six different people.
This is all you experienced all those things in those worlds.
Each one of them is a universe.
Each one of them, in some ways, was a wardrobe I walked through to find a brand-new universe
where I was powerful in each world.
It's a very good book.
It's like six little memoirs together.
I'm a big fan.
Many memoirs.
I like it.
And then I got all my stand-up.
Tacoma in March, Madison in March, and at the Troubadour, I will be at the Netflix's A Joke Festival alongside such luminaries in comedy as Guy Branum.
That's me.
MosheKasher.com, etc.
Yeah, the stars are going to be black during this festival
because all the luminaries are on the stages of Los Angeles,
including Hollywood Bowl,
which if you've never had a chance to see comedy at Hollywood Bowl,
you should probably keep with that plan
because it's a weird place to see a comedy show.
It's so huge and spread spread out there's like a
delay like that there's a joke and then people laugh a couple minutes later trey crowder yeah
what would you like to promote i also did the same thing most did i said it earlier but yeah
on the road treycrowder.com i got three fucking podcasts and stuff just you know yeah but you
know how sometimes you run a podcast
and the host never asks you to plug anything
and they say thanks for coming, goodbye,
and you didn't get a plug in?
On this show, you just got an extra one in just in case
it happens to you again soon.
That's how I like to look at it.
Yep, T-R-A-E Crowder
on the socials and all that. You can find it all.
I appreciate it. Yeah, find it all,
you guys. Oh, find it all.
Angela Bassett. This is a great film. That can find it all. I appreciate it. Yeah, find it all, you guys. Oh, find it all. Angela Bassett.
This is a great film.
That was a good one.
I'm going to be
doing Douglas movies
and stand-up in the Chicago
land area May
5th and May 4th.
Stand-up in the city
and then Douglas movies taping out at Zany's in Rosemont.
But you know where to go for all of my dates.
I have one last question for all of my guests.
I've been closing out every episode lately with, you know,
last line from a motion picture and usually just, you know,
saying it and not, you know, drawing too much attention to what it's from.
But I don't have one.
I didn't pick one out for today.
I couldn't think of one that I was inspired to use.
And I don't know what the – I wanted to do the one for JFK, but I
couldn't find...
It's a movie that didn't have any taglines.
Back and to the left.
Yeah.
Back and to the left.
There's lots of really terrible
taglines they could have had
or the last line
of JFK.
Well, I tried.
Something like that.
But does anybody have a favorite last line from a movie?
Trey, do you have one?
The only thing I can think of is the one from Dix the Musical.
What do they say at the end of that?
God is an F-sweater and all love is love.
That's the last line of the movie?
I think so.
I mean, spoilers. It's the big closing number. All love is love. That's the last line of the movie? I think so. I mean, spoilers.
It's the big closing number.
All love is love? Yeah.
But then the other part. The other part
is first, but those are the last words.
All love is love. So you could say
that's the last line.
I'm comfortable with
half of that message.
Moshe, do you have one?
Well, I saw a movie on the plane
last night that I was way too
late to be seeing, but it was
I think I'm Here for My Gynecology Appointment.
Oh, yeah.
A good final line. A very good final line.
Ended with a bang.
What's that from? 12 Angry Men?
That's right. It's not from
Dicks the Musical, I'll tell you that.
From Barbie.
I saw Barbie for the first time on the plane last night.
And that's the last line is, I'm here for my gynecologist.
Right?
My gynecologist.
Yeah, my gynecologist.
And a great closing joke, actually.
Very good.
I thought it was a well-done dismount.
Right.
And also just a wonderful starting off point for the sequel.
That's right.
Barbie 2, she's got a pussy now.
Wakanda forever.
All right, so I really haven't narrowed this down to one yet that I like the best.
Guy, do you have a favorite last line from a movie?
I just really can't think of anything.
Okay.
That astounds me.
All right, well, I'll work something up.
I think I can make this work.
Okay.
One more time for all of my guests.
Guy Branum, Moshe Kasher, Trey Crowder.
Thank you to the Improv Lab at the world-famous West Hollywood Improv.
Doug over there at the bar and everybody here for
helping me to put on this show
and for coming out to see it
and
what's
your line again?
all love is love
I've got it
what was the first part of that line?
I'm not going to do that part I'm just going to do the whole All love is love. Okay, I've got it. What was the first part of that line? You missed a big part of it.
I'm not going to do that part.
I'm just going to do the whole.
I'm allowed to say it.
Can I say it?
Yeah, Guy can do it.
God is a faggot and all love is love. Yes, that's it.
That's it.
I just wanted to say all love is love at the gynecologist.
Hit it. Hit it!
Now it's time for Doug to watch another
talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing
prowess makes him cocky.
There's no room in his heart
for you, cause Doug
loves movies!