Doug Loves Movies - Guy Branum, Trae Crowder and Moshe Kasher guest

Episode Date: February 26, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love movies! And this is Doug Loves Movies. Yeah! Now you can cheer. There's strict rules in this podcast. Coming to you once again from the Improv Lab
Starting point is 00:00:37 at the world-famous Hollywood, West Hollywood Improv on Tuesday, February 20, 2024. Oh, did I mention it's in California? Yeah! Yay! Where it never rains except for now. Now is the exception to that song. It's the one time that it rains.
Starting point is 00:01:00 And now it's time for everyone's most favorite part of this show and that is doug plugs okay two or three of you are pretty excited about it and that's that's all that keeps me going that makes me excited to do this segment uh i had a great time in Bakersfield at the Well Comedy Club. Wink. You know, we're recording this early, so that's happening this weekend. But I had a great time. And I'll be back someday with the Douglas movies taping like I'm sure that I promised you. Las Vegas, I am headlining at the Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club
Starting point is 00:01:45 at the link Friday and Saturday, March 1st and 2nd. All of my dates and dates and links are at DougLovesMovies.com. That's DougLovesMovies.com. Yeah! Hurrah! Love it! Shh! And dancing.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Nicely done. And finally, before bringing my guests out here, I want to show off the prize bag. It's yet another one of these big duffel bags from a group called On the Road that helps bands and comedians, just traveling entertainers. They help them out by giving them
Starting point is 00:02:26 a big laundry bag like this. I've been giving these away on the show. A few of them now. I've still got a few more to go. But this is the prize tonight. I don't know if there's any drone enthusiasts in the audience, but I received
Starting point is 00:02:43 a few years ago at the South by Southwest Film Festival, where I'll be returning again with the Douglas Movies taping in a few weeks, but they gave away all the comedians. We each got our own drone. There's like a drone in this box, and I'm just not a drone person. I don't have anything I'd want to do with a drone. If it were the 80 have anything I'd want to do with a drone. If it were the 80s, I might want to use it to spy on some girls
Starting point is 00:03:09 in a locker room, but these days, I don't know what you'd do with a drone other than disturb people and upset people, but if you're a drone enthusiast, I hope you win this tonight and the big, beautiful bag that it comes in.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Let's get tonight's guests out here. What do you say? Please welcome Guy Branum, Trey Crowder, and Moshe Kasher. Woo! Oh, my goodness. Happy New Year, dudes. Hey, do you mind if I start with just a quick rendition of Taylor Swift's Cruel Summer? I was just going to sing it. Yeah, I think that's
Starting point is 00:03:48 okay. Are you still stuck? No. Hi. Everybody's wires good? Mine's not. Okay. We're alright. You all set? Yeah, we're good. Let's meet them all individually and alphabetically
Starting point is 00:04:04 by first name. He's headlining the Elysian Theater in L.A. May 7th as part of the Netflix Is It Joke Festival. It's Guy Branum! It is. Hello. Good to be here. Did I get your plug right? Yes.
Starting point is 00:04:22 Thank you. That's exciting. That's very exciting. Netflix is a joke festival. All of the comedians in Los Angeles doing comedy over the course of a week. At all the clubs that do comedy all the time in Los Angeles. Like if you go out to the clubs where you normally see comedy, there's going to be comedy. And Netflix is going to put their name on it.
Starting point is 00:04:45 And there will be an after party that no one goes to. Oh, really? The after parties are dead? Yes. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to come at you with a hard follow-up question like that. And thank you for being here. How's your Oscar season been, Guy?
Starting point is 00:05:03 It's been thrilling. I mean, I have so much hope for Lily Gladstone, but watching Emma Stone come and really throw elbows, be present these last couple of weeks. Now, Sandra Huller coming out of nowhere. It's just
Starting point is 00:05:19 a thrill a minute. Yes, the movie about the explosion will win everything, but there will be bright lights that I get to be excited about. By explosion, you mean Barbie's just self-awareness when that exploded from her plastic brain? What could be more powerful? Well, we'll talk a little bit more about the Oscar movies probably as we proceed,
Starting point is 00:05:44 but let me introduce the next person on stage. He's got a new book out called Subculture Vulture. It's Moshe Kasher, everybody. Yes. Yes. Can I talk about a couple of live dates too? Sure. I forgot to mention that.
Starting point is 00:06:03 I'm going to be at Tacoma this very weekend and in Madison later in the month and then I'll be at that very same, strangely enough, I was also asked to perform on the Netflix is a joke festival at the tour May 12th and they invited me to the secret good after party.
Starting point is 00:06:20 Oh, that's very cool. It's kind of a tiered thing, I think. Probably. It's complicated, but it's just fun to be, that's unfortunate. Well, that's very cool. It's kind of a tiered thing, I think. Probably. It's complicated, but it's just fun to be... It's fun that L.A. is going to turn into... It's going to be so festive. Finally a comedy town after all these years. Yeah, finally. On the subject of tiers, I think the best part of any comedy festival
Starting point is 00:06:38 is looking at the poster to see which font size you got. Oh, yeah. Just like, oh, I am third from smallest. Good for you, Branham! The worst part is when there are not enough comedians on the festival to justify a variegated font choice.
Starting point is 00:06:56 You could have put them all in the big font. You didn't ask that many people. This is just to humiliate a few of these comedians. I'm just excited somebody finally said variegated font on this podcast because it never comes up and I just love it.
Starting point is 00:07:12 It's such a perfect description for what that is that you were talking about. How is your book tour going? Baseball is my nickname. It's good. It's almost over. A funny thing about a book is you work so long on it that by the time it's time to do press, you've been thinking about it for three
Starting point is 00:07:33 years and you're ready to stop talking about it. So I'm glad that I can see the light at the end of the tunnel, but I'm super proud of the book and uh i i it's been a really fun time bobcat goldthwait did the last live uh book thing and it was really awesome because he showed up and he said to me in the green room i have to be honest with you i did not read the book and i go that's okay bobcat you you generally know what it's about he goes i have to be honest with you i have no idea what this book is about and he was a a perfect gent and probably one of the best moderators I had the whole tour. Right, because he was interested. He hadn't read it all already. That's right.
Starting point is 00:08:09 It was all discovery for him. Yeah, he got to just talk to you about it. Well, that's great. I'm going to see Bobcat soon. I can't talk about it yet, but we've got a show coming up together that I'm excited about. And finally, and you know, apologies
Starting point is 00:08:25 Trey for making you go last. It's Trey Crowder, everybody! Hello, hello. Thanks, Doug. Glad to be back. Now, you're not here, like, specifically to promote anything. You're just here to win. Yeah, well, I'm here for that. I mean,
Starting point is 00:08:42 yeah, I've also, I got dates and books and shit, but we don't have to talk about them. It's alright. No, we'll talk about them. I'm just saying that that's not why I called you and said, hey, you want to do the show? You didn't call me to say I've got a book called Subculture Vulture that's available now. Yeah, I'll be at Helium
Starting point is 00:08:57 in Indianapolis this weekend when this comes out. I'll be at the DC Improv and a bunch of other places after that. Go to trackcrowder.com and I will not be at the festival you guys are speaking with so much disdain about in LA at the end of this month. They didn't call all of us. No, we're all excited
Starting point is 00:09:13 that we're going to be doing it. We feel bad for you that you're not a part of this big festival. Pity, but yeah, I'm glad to be here. Well, thank you for being here and before we play some games tonight, let's visit Recommendation Nation. That's where I ask each of my guests to recommend one motion picture.
Starting point is 00:09:36 It could be one of these ones that's in the hunt right now for best picture or just something else that you managed to see recently that you think others would enjoy. Let's start with Guy Branum. I am, of course, going to talk about an Academy Award nominee from 1961. So Quentin Tarantino owns a couple of rep theaters here in L.A., and the Vista has been doing a tribute to I.B. Technicolor, and they showed Flower Drum Song, my favorite musical, the first Hollywood movie to have a majority Asian cast. It's a Rodgers and
Starting point is 00:10:12 Hammerstein musical. A lot of people don't know that it exists. Also the last movie to have a majority, the last Hollywood movie to have a majority Asian guest until the Joy Luck Club 30 years later. So I'm sure it's streaming somewhere. It's so good. It's full of bangers and everyone in it is a goddamn star and you should watch Flower Drum Song. Wow.
Starting point is 00:10:38 That was quite a speech for Flower Drum Song. Applaud if you'd never heard of it until he just spoke of it. See, that's what we need. People like you out there, Guy, just schooling people about movies they hadn't heard of. Now applaud if you're going to watch it. That's so easy to sit there and clap.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Where do you think it's playing? Do you know? Is it on a streamer? I mean, I don't know. I would hope that it is, but of course it's probably not. Your speech was so impassioned. That's like saying, don't forget to vote on... I don't know the number of the initiative, but be sure to
Starting point is 00:11:18 vote for it. But yeah, it's probably available somewhere. I always hate those dead ends though, when you get excited about seeing something that's not on any of the goddamn streamers you have, not even Vudu. I think there's a special thrill in realizing the only way to watch something is on YouTube
Starting point is 00:11:34 with Portuguese subtitles. That does sound like a good way. I feel like it's an ethical choice to pirate once you've gone to every streamer and it's not available. If it's out, that's when I'm going to Pirate Bay. Okay. I try to never go there because I have just a fear of pirates in general. They're scary, but if you get to know them, they'll welcome you into their community. Okay. Before they burn it all
Starting point is 00:12:03 down. The only thing i know about pirates i learned it from that ride at disneyland the haunted mansion all right so um okay who's next who wants to trade you want to go next what do you want to recommend yeah you said award season stuff you guys are over there talking about anatomy of the Fall and Poor Things and all this stuff, and I knew this was going to happen on the way up here. I was like, I'm just sitting there like, y'all seen the Equalizer 3? Denzel sure kicks a lot of ass in that one. I don't know if you know this, but it's available on Netflix now.
Starting point is 00:12:38 Yeah, I've fallen behind. How do they explain Queen Latifah in Equalizer 3? Are they like separate universes? They are separate universes. Yeah, they don't draw them together very well. It's not exactly the MCU. She's not related to him on her show. She's just an Equalizer on her own. She's her own type of Equalizer
Starting point is 00:12:57 I think. I don't watch all the CBS originals. Do you think she got the idea to be the Equalizer from Denzel? Or she just happens to be equalizing? I guess it's like an ass-kicking Papaw and Mamaw franchise. So is that your
Starting point is 00:13:14 William Neeson chapter? Equalizer 3, your favorite movie lately? It's just the thing I watched and I was high and he was badass in it. But last night me and my wife watched Dix, the musical. Nice. It's pretty wild.
Starting point is 00:13:30 Yeah, pretty wild. But it includes a number which repeatedly states that God rhymes with Saget. And any movie that does that gets my vote. So I think that Dix, the Music, they really push the boat out. Yeah, that movie's come up a few times.
Starting point is 00:13:51 I think I even recommended it on a previous episode because if you've seen it, it's pretty memorable. Wow. Yeah, pretty entertaining time. I know that's available on one of the streamers. It's on Max. Oh, that Max, man. I love Max. Today we tried to watch something on there.
Starting point is 00:14:13 It was really fun trying to watch something on Max. It didn't quite ever happen, but it was fun trying. I think it's fun watching the thing spin around. You know, it used to be HBO. Do you think HBO went to them at some point after enough of seeing, like, the wire put beside fuckboyisland on the homepage or whatever? HBO was like, hey, could you take our name off this shit? Do you think that's what happened? I don't know how they came up with the whole let's abandon a name that's been,
Starting point is 00:14:40 like, you know, a pretty strong symbol of entertainment in America for many years. Let's just call it Max. Let's just sound like... All entertainment business management for the last five years has to be of the producers. It has to be for some reason they are making money by destroying these things. By failing, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:00 It's absolutely success through failure. They just get bigger bonuses as their movies get permanently shelved. I'm talking to you, Wile E. Coyote versus Acme. There's a fun comedy festival coming up, though. The Max is a Joke Festival. Oh, neat. That's going to be actually very, very cool.
Starting point is 00:15:23 I'm also looking forward to the Paramount Plus is now merging with Showtime Festival. That should be pretty fun. All right, Moshe, what do you think? Do you have a movie you'd like to push? You're not going to believe this, but I'm actually going to suggest a movie that's a combination of Trey and Guys, which is the Oscar not yet nominated musical Killers of the Flower Drum Moon song. Dicks. I would, the best movie I've seen so far this year
Starting point is 00:15:57 is Anatomy of a Fall, but a lot of people have seen that. I just watched Monsters, which is this, I think it's Kor Ada, the guy who directed Shoplifters, his new movie, and it was one of the best things that I've seen. It's like a weird Rashomon. I can't even say anything about it because it's all about revealing its secrets to you, but it was
Starting point is 00:16:15 really one of the best movies I've seen all year. Monsters with an S. I believe it's Monsters or Monster. It's one of the two. Charlize Theron is Monster, right? So then it's Monsters. I mean It's one of the two. Charlize Theron is Monster, right? So then it's Monsters. I mean, Christina Ricci was kind of unpleasant, too. But yeah, that movie was just called Monster. Only one titular Monster.
Starting point is 00:16:39 Where can people see this movie, Moshe? What rock did you find it on? I watched it at a friend's house and he had it. So I also cannot recommend what streamer it is on. I'm like, God. Were your friend super busy? You want me to call him and ask him what's... Do you think people could come by?
Starting point is 00:16:56 Oh, yeah. Do you think he'd like to watch it again? That would actually be cool. It's actually in the Netflix is a joke festival is watch a movie with Zed. I mean, yeah, that sounds like a good show for their festival. I think. Alright, so that's an interesting
Starting point is 00:17:13 flower drum song, Monsters and Dicks the Musical. If you're out there saying, you know, there's nothing to watch, these are three things you could probably watch if you seek them out so thanks for your recommendations guys and we have to go to our first commercial break we will be right back we're back
Starting point is 00:17:42 We're back! Yay! We picked some name tags during the break, so for the listeners, let me recap. Guy is playing for the Terranminator, and Moshe is playing for Big Tromb in Little China, and Trey is playing for Shane's Trey's and Automobiles. The Trey's, of course, was a last-minute substitution when we realized that Trey's and Trey's are just right there.
Starting point is 00:18:14 It is. It's right there for the taking. All right. So this first game we're going to play tonight, it's going to determine which one of those three people is going home with a drone. I mean, if nothing else is raining out, you can hold the box over your head and keep it from getting you wet. So it'll be a useful drone right away. The first game we're going to play tonight, though, is something that I call Purple Rain Man.
Starting point is 00:18:42 we're going to play tonight, though, is something that I call Purple Rain Man. This is a movie mashup title game. I'll name the third build actors in a movie mashup title that I created. Then I'll name the second build and the first.
Starting point is 00:19:02 You can guess as often as you'd like first person on stage to tell me the correct full movie mashup title I'm looking for is the winner. Any questions? So you named both of the third build? I'll say the third build from the first movie in the title and then from the second movie in the title and then go through second build, first build. The build the idea being of course that we get closer to first build it should make sense somebody should be able to yell it out but these can be tricky and again if you know in the audience please don't please don't participate.
Starting point is 00:19:50 I love Guy with the microphone down by his side, like a gunslinger. All right, third build. Amy, this is going to be tough coming out of the gate, third build, because these are two actors that have been in a lot of stuff third builder Richard Jenkins and Jack lemon Richard Jenkins and Jack lemon so Richard Jenkins is in the first title that blends into the second title it's got Jack lemon in it let's move on to second build his first name is not going to help you at
Starting point is 00:20:25 all or maybe it will Michael Stahl David and Gary Oldman so the first movies got Richard Jenkins and Michael Stahl David and. And the second movie's got Jack Lemmon and Gary Oldman. We're moving on to Top Build. The first movie is Woody Harrelson. And the second is Kevin
Starting point is 00:21:00 Costner. Silverado? No. No, no, no, no. Tin Cup. Looking for two titles. Oh, you have to get both? Yeah. So sorry, so sorry, everyone.
Starting point is 00:21:12 No, it's okay. The second title's got Jack Lemmon, Gary Oldman, and Kevin Costner. I'm going to go ahead and say not going to get this, definitely. The Shape of Waterworld? Oh, I like it. There's like one of the six in those two things. Is this the correct form of the answer, in the form of a togetherness pun?
Starting point is 00:21:34 I missed the whole setup of the game, I guess. Yeah, I get it. Okay, I get it now. Yeah, when you hear the answer, you'll be like, oh, that's how this works. Because it's two titles that share a common syllable or sound in the middle, and therefore you can mash them up into one title, much like the title of the game itself, Purple Rain Man.
Starting point is 00:22:00 Yes, it makes so much sense now that I'm actually fully aware and paying attention. Can you name the top build, the people again? I can, because I made up this game. Oh, I see what you mean. Can I say them out loud to you? Can you name them? I wasn't holding your feet
Starting point is 00:22:20 to the fire. To me, that's where, if this is going to be given away, it should be that the top billed people are Woody Harrelson and Kevin Costner, I thought was going to be the breaking point for somebody. But apparently not.
Starting point is 00:22:39 Apparently, there were two movies. I was excited about this because it was President's Day yesterday. So I was sitting around thinking about movies about presidents. And then somebody came on my social media and said... So the second one is JFK because Jack Lemmon plays, he doesn't play Jack Ruby, okay.
Starting point is 00:23:11 The second one is JFK and the first one is a Woody Harrelson movie. That would end in the letter J, yes. I have no idea. End in the letter J? Yeah. What? I know, your minds are going to be blown by this. People are screaming at us through the speakers right now.
Starting point is 00:23:30 I don't know. It's definitely a tough one, but I thought somebody might crack it. And, you know, just for getting half of it right, I think we have to call Guy Branum the winner of this particular game. Let's hear it for Guy. I'm the winner of this particular game. Let's hear it for Guy. And let's hear it for Forgotten Movies About Presidents.
Starting point is 00:23:52 LBJFK. LBJFK. Lee Harrelson played LBJ? That's right. That's horrible. Probably. Probably under a ton of makeup, and it was an Oscar grab that didn't quite work out from 2016. That's a Rob Reiner movie?
Starting point is 00:24:14 Yeah, Rob Reiner directed it. It's too late. You didn't win. We didn't get it. That's a Rob Reiner vehicle. I know that one well. Yeah, sure. She got a half a point or something.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Now, LBJ, that was a president of the United States? Yes. Yeah, okay. I knew that. Before your time. No, but I know. Now that you reference it, I definitely do know. Yeah, yeah. He used to take poops in front of people and stuff.
Starting point is 00:24:36 That's right. He had a big dick. Big, big, big. He had a big old hog, yeah. I think that's why they call them Johnsons, actually. Really? People used to have fun before we got woke in this country. Well, congratulations, Guy, for sort of winning that game.
Starting point is 00:24:53 All it means is you get to go first in our next game that we will play right now. So here's the order. play right now. So here's the order. It'll go Guy and then Moshe and then Trey and the game is called Which Nat Is That? Yeah!
Starting point is 00:25:17 This is a new game. Moshe, of course, is married to the hilarious Natasha Leggero whose name, yes! Whose name comes up when you type Natasha into IMDB.
Starting point is 00:25:32 Another name that pops up that everybody's familiar with is Natasha Leone. Are they friends, the two Natashas? No, they aren't allowed to speak. They're not allowed? They have the same agent. He won't let them ever be in the same room. That makes sense.
Starting point is 00:25:46 Keep them apart. Because then also they probably have never hung out with, spent much time with Natasha Henstridge. No, that's how they communicate. She's like, Through Natasha Henstridge. They have to email Natasha Henstridge to be able to get to each other. She's the Leon Leggero connector.
Starting point is 00:26:03 I love it. I love this kind of insider stuff. But normally, I'd say that in a game like this, you know, one of the participants being married to one of the answers in the game, normally I'd be
Starting point is 00:26:18 like, that's an unfair advantage. But in Moshe's case, all bets are off. Wait, is that an insult or a compliment? I think it's both. I would say, Natasha has worked a lot. I do not know that I could trust that Moshe knows all of her IMDb
Starting point is 00:26:33 credits. I think I could slip a view past Natasha, because she has worked quite a bit. But so have these other ladies. So that's how this game's going to work. We'll start with Guy. I will say the name of an actual motion picture. Yes.
Starting point is 00:26:49 And then you tell me if it's Leggero, Leon, or Henstridge that appeared in that film. Okay. Do you think they ever worked together at all, Moshe, that you can remember? The two Natashas? Yeah, or any of the three. I don't know Henstridge, and I don't think Natasha's worked with her, but I would not be surprised if the Leon-Leggero connection had in fact been made on the silver screen, as I like to call it.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Yeah, it seems like it might have, but both is not an option here. So it's either Henstridge, Leon, or Leggero. Are you ready, Guy? I'm ready. All right. And if you miss it, then Moshe gets a chance to steal. And if Moshe doesn't get it, then Trey will just be sitting pretty, getting that gimme point.
Starting point is 00:27:37 The motion picture is Dog Park. Oh. Dog Park. Yeah, you know, Dog Park. Oh. Dog Park. Yeah, you know, Dog Park. It was directed by one of the kids in the hall, I believe, Bruce McCullough and it stars
Starting point is 00:27:52 what's her name from SNL? Molly Shannon. Molly Shannon. It'd go in a lot of directions because it was filmed in Canada and Natasha Henstridge, of course, is Canadian and could have played the hot lady but I'm going to say it's one of our two comedy icons. I am going to say because I probably would have
Starting point is 00:28:09 noticed if Natasha, who is my friend, Leggero, was in it, I'm going to say Natasha Lyonne. Final answer? Final answer, Natasha Lyonne. Incorrect! But boy, did you walk us through it. And that Molly Shannon movie is called something about my dog
Starting point is 00:28:30 or life of a dog okay so this movie the DP I know was Pierre Jean and I know that he's sort of innovative for the lens work that he uses and stuff so I am going to go ahead and say Henstridge,
Starting point is 00:28:46 because I am familiar that my wife was not in the film Dog. I really hope that she was not in the film, and maybe I'm wrong. You're hoping Natasha Legereau is not in Dog Park. That's right, and I think it's Henstridge. Final answer. That is correct! Yes! Pierre!
Starting point is 00:29:05 Congratulations, Moshe. You're on the board. But Trey... But is that the Bruce McCullough movie or is it something else? Yeah, Bruce McCullough. You're right about that. Okay. Yeah. It's like my life as a dog. Not my life as a dog. The life of a dog.
Starting point is 00:29:20 I think. But we're not here to... That's not the question on the table. Trey, Headstridge, Leon, Leggero, who was in A Girl, Three Guys, and A Gun?
Starting point is 00:29:39 What do you want me to tell you? If Natasha was in it? I'll hook you up. Don't let me tell you. Yeah, let's see if I can read it in your face. I mean, I have absolutely no idea, so I'll say Leon. You're going Leon? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:57 All right, that is not the correct answer. It's not Leon, so we're back over to Guy. He has to choose between Henstridge or his very close friend Leggero I'll say Leggero that is also incorrect okay I'm gonna let me think here Pierre also did this film I do know
Starting point is 00:30:19 that so I will go ahead and say yes Henstridge do you remember a few years back mostly mostly, you had like a five, like you kept winning on this show with very little actual answers. I do. You always found these lucky spots where you get points for not doing anything. I remember it well, and I felt like you were bemusedly accepting of what was happening, but not thrilled about it.
Starting point is 00:30:43 I think I was pretty thrilled about it because it is funny that you were managed to keep coming up with a win. And of course you get another point for Henstridge was in A Girl, Three Guys and a Gun from the year 2000 apparently.
Starting point is 00:31:00 So Trey, it's really time to get in this because Moshe's running away with it. The film is Chili Dogs. Chili Dogs. Leon, Legero, or Hedstridge. I can't say for sure whether or not this is a sequel to Dog Park. Like the sun went down and everybody got cold at the dog park.
Starting point is 00:31:31 So they were chili dogs. Chili dogs. Because that is how chili is spelled, by the way. C-H-I-L-L-Y. If that helps you at all. Wasn't there like a Cuba Gooding Jr. movie about about chili dogs? snow dogs ice dogs
Starting point is 00:31:49 I'm just going to say Leggero okay that's incorrect as we know because it was Trey's guess he's expert at guessing wrong Guy is going to say Henstridge. That is correct, Guy.
Starting point is 00:32:07 Brandon was on the board. I'm noticing a pattern with these films. They seem to all co-star with the actress Natasha Henstridge. Yeah, she's been in a few of these so far. But any of these movies could have
Starting point is 00:32:23 Henstridge, Leone, or Leggero. And we're back to you, Moshe. This is for the win, if you can get this one. Which one of those ladies was in a movie called Nightclub? Leone. The exciting, vibrant... You're going Leone for Nightclub? That makes me feel like my wife was in it, the... You're going Leon for nightclub? That makes me feel like my wife was in it, the way you're saying that.
Starting point is 00:32:50 But I'm going to go Leon. You sure? You're sticking with Leon? That's your final answer? Yeah, final answer, Leon. Even though Natasha Leggero is an option. I'm going Leon. You're going Leon, final answer. I think you're trying to throw me off. Final answer, Leon.
Starting point is 00:33:03 I think you're right, Moshe. It is Leone. Natasha Leone is in Nightclub from 2011, whatever the hell that is. I mean, I think I know where it takes place, but that's about all I know about it. And, well, congratulations, Moshe. Thank you. You know, you didn't need to know any of the films of your wife, and yet you still managed to pull off a win here.
Starting point is 00:33:28 So that's very impressive. That last one, I guessed it, and I might have known the film. You don't know that I didn't know the film and whether or not I was guessing rightly. You were thinking about it, though, that Natasha could have been in Nightclub. I think I would know. I think I know the movies she's been in. Now, if we expanded to TV, you'd start to leave me behind. Yeah, I didn't write down a single Leggero movie for this whole game.
Starting point is 00:33:53 But I want to shout out, Natasha Lyonne was in A Feudal and Stupid Gestures, a very good movie that might not be buried. It might be still on Netflix. But congratulations. What does Moshe win? We'll find out after the break. We'll be right back. We're back.
Starting point is 00:34:16 Yeah. That was just such a lovely break. It's just nice to shut down and relax for a few minutes and chat with the audience. We've got a lovely couple that came in from Poughkeepsie, so thank you for being here. It was fun talking to you during the break. Is everybody ready to play
Starting point is 00:34:38 one big final game that's going to determine our winner tonight? Robin, can you taste that fucking drone right now? Can you feel it flying towards you? I don't want to taste it. It's delicious. She doesn't want to taste it. It's as delicious as a chili dog.
Starting point is 00:34:53 She does not accept the offer to taste it. The game we're going to play is a little something that I call Last Person Standing Deluxe Special Edition. Woo! All right, this is a game that I'm going to play along
Starting point is 00:35:14 because it's fun for me to play as well. And we're going to get the names of three actresses from three audience members, the three people whose name tags or personalities were chosen tonight. And we'll go to each one of them and they'll name an actress.
Starting point is 00:35:36 And then we have to take turns naming movies that those actresses were in. Any one of the three, you can jump around from one actress to another, whatever's in your wheelhouse. And then if you can't think of one, you're out. But you do have one lifeline. You can go to the person who you're playing on behalf of and ask them for help once. They can give you one answer to keep you in the game.
Starting point is 00:36:09 Let's start with Taryn Minator. Taryn, you got an actress in mind that you'd like to have us play tonight? Yes. Okay, who do you got? Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston, excellent, excellent choice. How do you feel about that, Guy Branum? Thrilled.
Starting point is 00:36:31 She's a smart player. Yeah, that's a good choice, I think. I like that one. All right, so let's move on to Traub. Big Traub and Little China what's an actress who would you like us to use tonight Tilda Swinton
Starting point is 00:36:54 okay so we got one actress that we all know about 50 movies she was in and Tilda Swinton that's what we have to work with I can think of a few Tilda Swint. That's what we have to work with. I can think of a few Tilda Swintons, but she's always a tough one. And that leaves Shane's Trays and Automobiles.
Starting point is 00:37:17 Who's an actress you like, dude? Kurt Russell as in Kat. Oh, no. I know that applaud from Guy. That means I'm going to win. That was scary. So Angela Bassett is... Why did you clap like that for Angela, Guy?
Starting point is 00:37:37 We don't give her the respect that she deserves. This woman should have an Academy Award by now. We haven't given her the roles that she needs for an Academy Award. She has been doing the work. This is like an absolute setup to do a racial microaggression at some point.
Starting point is 00:37:55 She did get, she just got an Oscar, though. No, she got nominated, and she won everything running up to it, and then we handed it to someone else, and she had to make that look no the next year they gave it the governor's award they gave her a lifetime all right but yeah she did get something but you're right she should win for acting
Starting point is 00:38:17 um it really seemed like it was going to happen for that one movie i won't mention because it's going to come up in this game so we have the films this is going to happen for that one movie I won't mention because it's going to come up in this game so we have the films this is going to take a second everybody you might want to order another beverage definitely cancel that Uber you don't want the car to arrive anytime soon
Starting point is 00:38:37 so Guy Guy's person chose Jennifer Aniston and Tilda Swinton came up as well, and Angela Bassett. So you can name any movie with one of those three actresses in it. Don't know if any of them ever worked together. I'm feeling like maybe no is probably the answer to that,
Starting point is 00:38:59 but we'll discover it as we play. Well, who won that last game? Moshe. Okay, so Moshe. Why is that funny? That's not funny. I know a lot of different things. It's funny that I had to remind myself of who won because it's obvious.
Starting point is 00:39:16 Of course Moshe won. So Moshe, we'll start with you, and then we'll go Guy, and then me, and then Trey, and then Moshe again. And I'm just playing for fun. I can't win. Start us off, Moshe. I know this film because my wife, Natasha Leggero, was in it. Oh, nice.
Starting point is 00:39:36 And so was Jennifer Aniston. He is just not that into you. Yes. That's a good answer and a good reaction. Good mild applause from the crowd for that one.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Alright, Trey, any film with Aniston, Swinton, or Bassett? So it's me now? That's what I said. Trey? You're right, I did say Guy before. Guy, you're up. Bruce Almighty. I was testing you to see
Starting point is 00:40:10 if then I could say after he says Bruce Almighty then I'm going to say uh uh uh murder mystery. Uh oh.
Starting point is 00:40:27 Horrible Bosses Good Yes Jennifer Aniston The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe Tilda Swinton Yeah, I would have held on to that one if I were you Why? We might not have remembered that
Starting point is 00:40:41 Do I have an advantage later by doing it? Yeah, keep those in your back pocket. Yeah, keep the ones you think we might not know. Uh-huh. No, I think you should play obvious first. No, I was agreeing with you then. I'm sorry. Oh, what was I going to say?
Starting point is 00:40:56 Oh, picture perfect. Oh, yes, of course. Picture perfect. Jennifer Aniston. Of course, she appears in Horrible Bosses 2. We're the Millers.
Starting point is 00:41:13 Right? That's the name of that movie. Yeah. She's got a whole stripper. She's a stripper. And she strips. She does strip. You're right. Yeah. Stripping stripper who strips. Motion.
Starting point is 00:41:28 Prince Caspian. Who, what? Prince Caspian. Tilda Swinton appears in the mirror at the dome where they're trying to resurrect the White Witch. And it doesn't actually work out. I mean, this is a bit of a spoiler, but in the end, Edmund made a decision to stab through the window and not allow the White Queen to come back into Narnia.
Starting point is 00:41:50 You know your Narnia verse, man. Well, wait until you hear my third guess. Somebody might beat you to it. We'll see what happens. Guy? The object of my affection. Yes, that's Paul Rudd. He was gay
Starting point is 00:42:08 and he didn't love her. Yep, that gayness really got in the way. That could have been a beautiful rom-com but he wasn't having her. Even the title sounds like him. You know, he might.
Starting point is 00:42:23 I'm affectionate with her. Whose turn is it? Mine? Shit. Okay, so... Oh, well, let's go. If we're going early Aniston, let's go Leprechaun. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:42:40 Oh, yeah. The breakup with Vince Vaughn. Good. Yeah, she's got... We barely cracked the... Cracked the oeuvre. Yeah, we barely got into it. She's done a lot of movies.
Starting point is 00:42:55 Can anyone guess my... Is Moshe going to finish the trilogy? The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, where above the Dawn Treader, when they get out into the Lone Islands, the White Witch reappears in a kind of a polar green cloud, as if threatening to come
Starting point is 00:43:10 back. But in the end, she doesn't come back, because Aslan's power is more mighty than that of the White Witch, voyage of the Dawn Treader. Nice. That's real? Yeah, it's real, Doug. And not only is it real, it's based the whole trilogy is based
Starting point is 00:43:29 on something even realer than that which is which is the story of the christ and there's nothing right he's the lion the lion is christ right yeah and the white witch um again is a bit of a spoiler she represents the adversary satan himself. Moshe, I would say to you, do not quote the old magic to me, which I was there when it was written. You would make an unbelievable Aslan guy,
Starting point is 00:43:56 I have to be honest. Did that third movie come out and just nobody cared? Is that what happened? That's the reason, listen, if you want to get into deep nerd pain that I've experienced, no series has ever successfully made it past the voyage
Starting point is 00:44:10 of the Dawn Treader, including the BBC and the major Hollywood studio films, and I think even maybe the animated one. They've never gotten to the ones that I want to see.
Starting point is 00:44:18 They start becoming good standalones like 4, 5, 6. You know what? BBC did make The Silver Chair. This is Doug Love's dorky
Starting point is 00:44:25 books yes it is yeah yeah to proceed this is doug loves virgins is that right yes they did make the silver chair at the bbc um uh version and they didn't get past that they've never gotten to the last battle which is the book of revelations which is the one i want to see jesus lion rapture is everybody spoilers yeah that's a big spoiler, but it's okay. I think I love those books so much as a young man because I knew as a Jew if it did come true, I would not be getting into Aslan's kingdom, and I would be serving the White Witch for all eternity.
Starting point is 00:44:56 Which is more metal. Is there one of those books that could potentially become public domain at some point? How long ago were they written? About World War II-ish. He died in the 50s, so it's going to be a while. It's going to take too long. We can't wait for it. No, it's never going to happen because they had...
Starting point is 00:45:16 They made The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. It was great. It made a bunch of money. They made Prince Caspian. It was great. I think it made less money than The Voyage of the Dawn Treader. They lost all their money. They've talked aboutaspian. It was great. I think it made less money than The Voyage of the Dawn Treader. They just lost all their money. They've talked about doing... Guys, I don't know how this is Narnia talk, but they've talked about doing it on Netflix. It almost
Starting point is 00:45:31 was going to happen on Netflix, and then it fell apart, too. It might still happen on Netflix. You need to make the shitty elf movie show instead. Yeah, I would love... I would be so excited if they finally made that whole thing. But what can you do? You know, you're putting it out there into the universe.
Starting point is 00:45:48 It's on your wish board. It definitely is. Your vision board. But you should write, like, just write a spec script for the next one. For the fourth installment of Chronicles of Narnia? Yeah. Just send that around. Like, see how good this could be?
Starting point is 00:46:04 Remember the movie that lost $80 million? I've written a sequel to it, and I think it's got legs. But, you know, you put the right person in there. It could still happen. There are such classic stories. And I can't remember the director that was attached for a second to the Netflix thing, but it was like somebody exciting, and it seemed like it could get made. But I don't think it's going to get made.
Starting point is 00:46:23 But I'm really looking forward to the three-body problem on Netflix is a Joke and my show at the Troubadour, May 12th. Hey, you're still in this. Don't act like you're doing your plugs like you lost. I got a couple more. I think you do. I think you're doing great. Guy, do you remember anything that's preceded
Starting point is 00:46:40 Moshe's lecture about Narnia? I'm going to say Doctor Strange. Get it out of the way. Get it the hell out of the way. I'm going to say possibly my favorite Swinton would be Snowpiercer.
Starting point is 00:47:01 Trey? Michael Clayton. With what? Tilda Swinton. Yeah, it's true. She's in there. Yeah. Oakjaw.
Starting point is 00:47:11 Okay. Oh. Tilda Swinton. Look at you with the Tilda Swinton. I do not know one film that the other two actresses are in. For reals? You're just going to go Swinton all the way until you burn out? Wait till you see my next answer.
Starting point is 00:47:28 I can't wait. I'm going to go with back to Aniston for just go with it. Yes, just go with it. I guess we can always say murder mystery too. Trey?
Starting point is 00:47:47 Jennifer Aniston, she's in a long-came poly, right? She sure is. She's got that pet ferret that's blind. Because, you know, having a blind pet or having a ferret, either of those was not enough.
Starting point is 00:48:01 She needed to have a blind ferret. Philip Seymour Hoffman's great in that movie. He's so funny. Raindrops. You know what I'm talking about. I can do my lifeline at any time. At any time. Using it early is fun. I'm not out. Okay. Lifeline.
Starting point is 00:48:19 Only lovers left alive. Only lovers left alive. That's a Swinton. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah, I was going to. Yeah. It's a vampire movie.
Starting point is 00:48:30 She's a vampire. Yeah. Good job. Good job, Lifeline. He's still alive. Guy? Train wreck. Train wreck.
Starting point is 00:48:41 Oh, yeah, yeah. So this is the boss. She's so good in that. Like, when I saw that movie when it came out, I was watching for a few minutes and had that that's fucking Tilda Swinton moment because she usually doesn't play characters that are like, she's very
Starting point is 00:48:54 upbeat and sunshiny in that movie. Okay. I mean, if we're going to keep doing Tilda Swinton's, I might as well bust this open, send everybody down this avenue, and say, The Life Aquatic with Steve Sizzew. Wonderful.
Starting point is 00:49:18 Mm-hmm. Trey? Black Panther. We're going with Angela Bassett now. Yeah, yeah. I refuse that. You know, if there was a white person in Black Panther, they would go for Tilda Swinton because they'd want to go as far in the other direction as possible,
Starting point is 00:49:36 get the whitest person alive. But no, Black Panther, it's your turn, Moshe. Black Panther 2. Yeah. What's the subtitle? Is that required? I like it. I like an exact title.
Starting point is 00:49:52 What's the subtitle of Murder Mystery 2? Wakanda Forever? They don't have one. Wakanda Forever. They don't have one. Thank you, Terry. Thank you, Terry. Nice job.
Starting point is 00:50:03 It would be funny if the whole audience was doing that to you. And I'm like, I don't have it. Do I have another lifeline of some sort? Yeah, that was it. Most movies don't have a known hand gesture that you could do to get people to guess it. Guy? What's Love Got to Do With It? Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:50:24 Angela Bassett. Boy, these are some strange days. Oh, nice. Just called strange days, of course. Trey, how are you hanging in there? Okay. Tilda Swinton the ancient one shows up in Avengers Endgame
Starting point is 00:50:47 right when they go back in time the audience is answering for me but you can tell I'm Tilda Swinton but that's pretty good though isn't Angela Bassett in that kind of thing
Starting point is 00:51:03 kind of what? Angela Bassett up in Avengers Endgame Angela Bassett in that kind of too? Kind of what? Kind of a thing? I mean, Angela Bassett up in Avengers Endgame. Angela Bassett. Yeah, probably. Makes sense. I'm going to go with a yes since I'm playing for... We already said that movie. Oh, okay. You can't double up even
Starting point is 00:51:17 if it's the different actress. Yeah. It is exciting we found a movie that two of them are in now. Okay. Now we're in the zone where I'm going to get in trouble. I think Harlem Nights... Am I wrong about that? For Angela Bassett?
Starting point is 00:51:33 Yeah. No, for Tilda Swinton. I'm going to say you're right. Just because I love to have you stick around. You think I'm wrong? I think he's wrong. I think you might be stick around. You think I'm wrong? I think he's wrong. I think you might be wrong. All right. Respectfully, I'm going to retire.
Starting point is 00:51:51 I think what you're thinking of is Vampire in Brooklyn. Definitely not. That's not what I was thinking of. Oh. Wait, what did you say? Harlem Nights. Oh, okay. But who is the hot girl in Harlem Nights? I forgot. Oh, it's... We all know Della Reese is the real hot girl in Harlem Nights. Oh, okay. But who is the hot girl in Harlem Nights? I forget. Oh, it's... We all know Della Reese is the real hot girl in Harlem Nights.
Starting point is 00:52:08 Yeah. No, it's... I can't think. Nia Long, maybe? Oh, yeah. Okay. Hell yeah. Can't believe I came up with that. All right. So, Moshe Kasher, everybody. Let's hear it for him. I tried, Robin. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:52:24 We're going to have some time at the end for some more chat time with Moshe, so we'll talk to you some more in a bit. What was your next one, Guy? Have you said it yet? No, Grand Budapest Hotel. Yes. See, that's what I thought I was doing
Starting point is 00:52:39 there, was opening up a real Wes Anderson can of worms. That's why I'm assuming she is in Asteroid City?
Starting point is 00:52:56 Yeah, okay. Phew. I mean, I could guess Wes Anderson movies, but I don't know. Right? I think you'd be good. I mean, there might be a way to go, but if you want to go to your lifeline and come back to that, let's talk to Shane.
Starting point is 00:53:12 What do you got, Shane? My first favorite, Vampire in Brooklyn. Vampire in Brooklyn. So, no one cares about this, but the very first episode of this, it was at DC Improv, and Angela Bassett was one of the people. Yeah. And it came down to me at the end.
Starting point is 00:53:28 I was like, she was in some vampire movie. And I was like, fucking Queen of the Damned or something? And you were like, no. Right. You lose, Trey. To this day, I could have just went and Googled it, but I guess I was too drunk to give a shit. But you've just solved something for me is what I'm saying. So thank you. By saying it was vampire
Starting point is 00:53:46 in Brooklyn, you and Shane together have vindicated me, sort of. I was still dumb in the past. I was getting all mad at myself for saying two movies. Why did I do that? Because you said it, I was like, he ain't gonna let me have it. Yes. But I'm glad that I brought you to some sort of emotional peace.
Starting point is 00:54:01 I knew she was in a vampire movie. So thank you, guy. Anyway, I'll take that. Congratulations. Thank you. It means a lot to me. Your lifeline really stepped up with the name of a movie that was just said. That I just said. That was just said.
Starting point is 00:54:13 Still counts. Yeah, right? You had it. He was ready with it. Moonrise Kingdom. Yes, that's the one I was trying to think of that I didn't. That I failed to think of. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Starting point is 00:54:28 Isle of Dogs! Good job, good job. Yes. Is she in the French dispatch? She should be. Right? Right? But no. Feels like you can't make one without Tilda these days. So, I'm going to say I'm saying yes.
Starting point is 00:54:42 She just lost, and so you know it's honest Because she's dealing with the pain of not having that drone in her life And she's still willing to throw you a bone Yeah she's in French Dispatch She probably learned French and spent 10 years in France To prepare for the role And she's in it for 3 and a half minutes Okay so we're back to Guy
Starting point is 00:55:01 Waiting to exhale Yes of course We're really banging out all the big bassets we're back to Guy. Waiting to exhale. Yes, of course. We're really banging out all the big bassets. Did she get her groove back yet? Did Stella get her groove back? She has not gotten her groove back yet. Oh, Stella needs to get her groove back, everybody. Damn it! Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:21 How she got her groove back. It's kind of like how the Grinch stole Christmas. You know, I love movies that answer a question. I mean, I'm just going to do what I did last time, is Tilda Swinton in the R.G. Ling Limited. Oh, I bet you she is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:38 Even if she isn't, I'll take it. Everybody's thinking. I love it. I love it. That should be a new format for a game show. What the host thinks might be the answer is enough. Like, yeah, that sounds right.
Starting point is 00:55:51 I'm not going to bother somebody about it. Hire a researcher. A guy. Orlando. Yes. God damn. That's my favorite movie about a city in Florida.
Starting point is 00:56:10 Starring Tilda Swinton as the palest queen of ever. But then a king, but then a queen again. Right? Okay, so I'm going to have to bounce back over to Jennifer Aniston, I think.
Starting point is 00:56:27 And I'm just going to have to create an area where I can think, like sort of an office space. Oh, damn! Damn it. Oh, Moshe just walked off on that one. Like, fuck this guy and his stupid answering in the form of a sentence. I mean, let's be honest. I should probably be out already, so I'm going to keep it rolling.
Starting point is 00:56:54 Is she in the Royal Tenenbaums? I don't know if it's that far. That's too early. I think they were not collabing. That was the third one after Rushmore. I don't think she was in the mix yet. I'm back. I just looked up all of Wes Anderson films and there's been some extreme
Starting point is 00:57:11 wrong answers in here so far. You just went to the bar to get that water. Is it good? It's good, but look at the class differential between you and me. The host gets Evian and I get Niagara. Sorry, dude. But, you know, Niagara is the perfect place to go if you're on an Endless Honeymoon podcast.
Starting point is 00:57:35 I love the Endless Honeymoon podcast. I host it with my wife, Natasha Leggero, the star of... He's just not that into you. Everybody check it out. It's just its 14th anniversary, and check it out. It's 14th anniversary and Natasha did Australian TV to discuss the film. Oh my god. Is her part in the movie? Is somebody
Starting point is 00:57:52 not that into her? Is she not that into somebody? What's her relationship? Apparently she, by the way was the only person in the film that was doing this Australian TV segment and she did interstitials to just I guess bind the movie together. She was never in a scene
Starting point is 00:58:07 with any of the other actors in the film. Oh, she's like being interviewed or something, kind of? I don't know. I'll be honest with you. I've never seen He's Just Not That Into You, the film. It came out 14 years ago. Your wife is in it. I love her, but I see a lot of her.
Starting point is 00:58:22 How much of when she was stuck on Mars, how much of that did you watch i watched a few episodes but i had a different experience of um the of the mars show because she was calling me from mars and telling me like what was going on and she was like i don't know i feel like i really let lance armstrong and ronda rousey down this week and i go honey this is a television program this is not you're not on Mars right now. This isn't happening. I mean, Lance is way too easy
Starting point is 00:58:50 to let down, I think. He has really weird standards, but I think her and Ronda are still friends, if I'm not mistaken. They are. They bonded. They really did bond. And I got to meet Ronda Rousey, and she's a hero of mine. I was happy about it. But people emailed Natasha
Starting point is 00:59:06 asking her, I'm not kidding, if the show was actually filmed on Mars. Well, because it sure does look like it is. It's called Life on Mars or whatever they called it. Something about Mars. Ghosts on Mars. What is it called? I'll be honest with you, I do not remember what it's called.
Starting point is 00:59:26 That's what I should have done. I should have done the game questions about that. Whose turn is it? What's happening? It's mine. Thank you for talking so long so I could remember. Oh, we gave you time to think. Angela Bassett plays the Honorable Betty Shabazz in Malcolm X. Oh, that's a good poll for here.
Starting point is 00:59:42 We're coming to the end of Black History Month, so that's nice to throw that in there. Oh, wow. Oh. Oh. I don't know if I'm going to be able to do this. We've done so many of the Anistons. I'm trying to think of the ones where she
Starting point is 01:00:06 kind of broke out and played something different. Oh, like that time she played that character that all she would do is eat cake. That was all I had in the tank. Oh no, that's all you had left was cake? Yes.
Starting point is 01:00:21 You're out? I'm out. Taryn, do you have any help for me? Yeah, I can just tell you to move Marley and me of course that's a great one alright so guys still in it so I gotta come up with another
Starting point is 01:00:37 freaking Jennifer Aniston movie what's another one where she plays against type or something? Oh, Wanderlust. That's good. I got nothing. Thank you. Try Malcolm X 2 Wakanda Forever.
Starting point is 01:00:57 See if it works. Put your voice onto this permanent recording making the joke Malcolm X 2 Wakanda forever. I would never disrespect Angela in that way. No, not after she did the thing. Alright, well, so, you know, I sort of won that one,
Starting point is 01:01:21 but the official winner tonight is Guy Branum, everybody. This is always fun when I ask the audience because it feels like we depleted most of those actresses' filmographies, but there's always some left over that we didn't get to. Go ahead and shout out the
Starting point is 01:01:42 ones we missed. Constantine. We do need to talk about Kevin. That was an excellent point. Oh, there's that Italian movie where she sits in a chair in the poster. There's all the artsy stuff that she did. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:01:58 Suspiria? She's in that? Oh yeah, she's like a man in that, right? In Suspiria? Yeah. Doctor Strange. We mentioned the first one, but she's probably in the second one too, right? What's that, right? In Suspiria? Yeah. Doctor Strange. We mentioned the first one, but she's probably in the second one too, right? What's that one called? Multiverse of Madness, but I don't know. I think she dies in the first Doctor Strange.
Starting point is 01:02:13 Oh, really? Yeah. I think so. Am I right? But he has the time zone stone so he can travel through time. He's got a time zone stone? Wow. Real nerdy reference. Anyway, back to the Narnia. Chronicles of Narnia. Did I ever tell you, Moshe,
Starting point is 01:02:32 that I was on a flight once where a young boy and his mother took turns reading Chronicles of Narnia to one another out loud? That sounds insufferable. Yeah. Oof. I just get, like, I have Narnia PTSD because of it.
Starting point is 01:02:49 Because it was so weird. Because you turn and look at them, and they wouldn't ever acknowledge that what they were doing was weird. Were they at least British? No. Yeah, that would have been nice. A little charmed. That really, yeah, it would have been more pleasant to listen to. I would have been like, okay, this is like a book on tape now.
Starting point is 01:03:06 But instead it was just like, now you read. It was in your accent, actually. Alright, what just happened? Oh, people are naming ones that we didn't say. That's it? We did pretty good. The Switch. Yes. Right, where Ryan Gosling, no, Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman We did pretty good. The switch. Yes. Right.
Starting point is 01:03:25 Where Ryan Gosling, no, Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman switch body switch because they both pee in the same. Oh, no. What's one where they pee in the same fountain? That's not the switch. The switch was a sperm switch thing. Yeah. There's another one where they both have a
Starting point is 01:03:46 body switch because they pee in the same fountain and get hit by electricity. As one does. As that happens. Well, I think we did a pretty good job then. One more time for Guy Branum, everybody. You get to do
Starting point is 01:04:02 your plugs first, Guy. What would you like to promote? I have a show in Netflix as a joke on a date that you will tell me. Do you still have it on your pad somewhere? Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's see here. Is it May 7th? I wrote it down on my crazy notes, but I think it is May 7th. It is May 7th at the Elysian.
Starting point is 01:04:19 Yes, please come to that. Yes. Guy Branum, everybody. come to that. Yes. Guy Branum, everybody. And we'll have you back real soon as a returning champion on the show. Great job. But also just
Starting point is 01:04:33 a real dark horse tonight and it was a pleasure to see you rise up again. Moshe Kasher, everybody. I came, I saw, I tried. Yeah. It was so crass of me to plug my dates early, I forgot the structure of the show.
Starting point is 01:04:50 But yeah, you know. Oh yeah, but I asked you about it, because I want you to get in all the plugs you want. Once again, the book is called Subculture Vulture. Yeah, it's my journey through the six subcultures that have defined my life. Deafness, Hasidic Judaism, AA and the 12 Steps, Burning Man, the rave scene of the early 1990s,
Starting point is 01:05:09 and, of course, stand-up comedy. This isn't written by six different people. This is all you experienced all those things in those worlds. Each one of them is a universe. Each one of them, in some ways, was a wardrobe I walked through to find a brand-new universe where I was powerful in each world. It's a very good book. It's like six little memoirs together.
Starting point is 01:05:29 I'm a big fan. Many memoirs. I like it. And then I got all my stand-up. Tacoma in March, Madison in March, and at the Troubadour, I will be at the Netflix's A Joke Festival alongside such luminaries in comedy as Guy Branum. That's me. MosheKasher.com, etc. Yeah, the stars are going to be black during this festival
Starting point is 01:05:48 because all the luminaries are on the stages of Los Angeles, including Hollywood Bowl, which if you've never had a chance to see comedy at Hollywood Bowl, you should probably keep with that plan because it's a weird place to see a comedy show. It's so huge and spread spread out there's like a delay like that there's a joke and then people laugh a couple minutes later trey crowder yeah what would you like to promote i also did the same thing most did i said it earlier but yeah
Starting point is 01:06:18 on the road treycrowder.com i got three fucking podcasts and stuff just you know yeah but you know how sometimes you run a podcast and the host never asks you to plug anything and they say thanks for coming, goodbye, and you didn't get a plug in? On this show, you just got an extra one in just in case it happens to you again soon. That's how I like to look at it.
Starting point is 01:06:37 Yep, T-R-A-E Crowder on the socials and all that. You can find it all. I appreciate it. Yeah, find it all, you guys. Oh, find it all. Angela Bassett. This is a great film. That can find it all. I appreciate it. Yeah, find it all, you guys. Oh, find it all. Angela Bassett. This is a great film. That was a good one. I'm going to be
Starting point is 01:06:54 doing Douglas movies and stand-up in the Chicago land area May 5th and May 4th. Stand-up in the city and then Douglas movies taping out at Zany's in Rosemont. But you know where to go for all of my dates. I have one last question for all of my guests.
Starting point is 01:07:19 I've been closing out every episode lately with, you know, last line from a motion picture and usually just, you know, saying it and not, you know, drawing too much attention to what it's from. But I don't have one. I didn't pick one out for today. I couldn't think of one that I was inspired to use. And I don't know what the – I wanted to do the one for JFK, but I couldn't find...
Starting point is 01:07:47 It's a movie that didn't have any taglines. Back and to the left. Yeah. Back and to the left. There's lots of really terrible taglines they could have had or the last line of JFK.
Starting point is 01:08:03 Well, I tried. Something like that. But does anybody have a favorite last line from a movie? Trey, do you have one? The only thing I can think of is the one from Dix the Musical. What do they say at the end of that? God is an F-sweater and all love is love. That's the last line of the movie?
Starting point is 01:08:22 I think so. I mean, spoilers. It's the big closing number. All love is love. That's the last line of the movie? I think so. I mean, spoilers. It's the big closing number. All love is love? Yeah. But then the other part. The other part is first, but those are the last words. All love is love. So you could say that's the last line.
Starting point is 01:08:37 I'm comfortable with half of that message. Moshe, do you have one? Well, I saw a movie on the plane last night that I was way too late to be seeing, but it was I think I'm Here for My Gynecology Appointment. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:55 A good final line. A very good final line. Ended with a bang. What's that from? 12 Angry Men? That's right. It's not from Dicks the Musical, I'll tell you that. From Barbie. I saw Barbie for the first time on the plane last night. And that's the last line is, I'm here for my gynecologist.
Starting point is 01:09:11 Right? My gynecologist. Yeah, my gynecologist. And a great closing joke, actually. Very good. I thought it was a well-done dismount. Right. And also just a wonderful starting off point for the sequel.
Starting point is 01:09:22 That's right. Barbie 2, she's got a pussy now. Wakanda forever. All right, so I really haven't narrowed this down to one yet that I like the best. Guy, do you have a favorite last line from a movie? I just really can't think of anything. Okay. That astounds me.
Starting point is 01:09:43 All right, well, I'll work something up. I think I can make this work. Okay. One more time for all of my guests. Guy Branum, Moshe Kasher, Trey Crowder. Thank you to the Improv Lab at the world-famous West Hollywood Improv. Doug over there at the bar and everybody here for helping me to put on this show
Starting point is 01:10:10 and for coming out to see it and what's your line again? all love is love I've got it what was the first part of that line? I'm not going to do that part I'm just going to do the whole All love is love. Okay, I've got it. What was the first part of that line? You missed a big part of it.
Starting point is 01:10:26 I'm not going to do that part. I'm just going to do the whole. I'm allowed to say it. Can I say it? Yeah, Guy can do it. God is a faggot and all love is love. Yes, that's it. That's it. I just wanted to say all love is love at the gynecologist.
Starting point is 01:10:44 Hit it. Hit it! Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies!

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