Doug Loves Movies - Ian Karmel, Lauren Lapkus, Geoff Tate and Dave Waite guest

Episode Date: July 28, 2023

Live from Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles, Doug welcomes Ian Karmel, Lauren Lapkus, Geoff Tate and Dave Waite to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies! Yay! We're doing it! Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies.

This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you once again from our monthly home at Dynasty Typewriter. I was thinking about new ways to say dynasty typewriter and i thought a fun way to say it would be to say die nasty typewriter and uh then i fucked it all up in uh execution and we it's sunday july 23rd 2023 kingsmen the golden circle of friends with benefits a wonderful life as we know it could happen to you only live twice in a lifetime cop and a half oh and i can't believe it's time already for Doug Plugs. That's hilarious. Just waiting for it.

The excitement levels from town to town on that particular part, very wildly. But I'm sure the listeners are going to be a little relieved that this right here at Dynasty Typewriter, Monday, August 7th at 730. Me and my guests, including Mr. Patton Oswalt, will sit here and interrupt a movie that you choose. sit here and interrupt a movie that you choose. That's right. Everybody that attends is eligible to bring a Blu-ray or a DVD of a movie that you'd like to see get roasted. And if your movie gets selected, we'll select a few, the panel and I,

and then the audience will vote. And the one everybody wants to see most is the one that we will watch. So to find out more about that and get all of my dates and deets, go to DougLovesMovies.com. That's DougLovesMovies.com. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Tony Danza. No, Ted Danson. Oh, Ted Danson. All right, are you ready to get... Oh, shit. I almost forgot the prize bag. Do you want to see the prize bag? So, you know what? You know, the odds are pretty good that one of you...

I mean, one of you is definitely going home with this, but the odds are good that it could be you, whoever is sitting in front of me, because this is a tight-knit group, and I don't know how my guests are going to pick name tags or how they're going to choose people, but they're going to have to get creative with it. But inside this bag from my friends at Hemper,

we have a very large-ish bong that is volcano-themed, and then a smaller one that is also volcano-themed. And I will lead you to my Instagram. You don't know Doug on Instagram to look at it. Because it's packaged for the winner today. So it doesn't break.

And I don't want to fuck that up. You're just going to have to trust me that there's a pipe in there. And that it's beautiful. I think the winner would notice if it was light enough. You know what I mean? I could have put some rocks in there, I guess.

A couple of old mugs so it clangs around in there a little bit. Don't look until you get home. Whoever wins this, don't look and see what's in there until you get home, please. All right, let's get my four guests out here. It's quite an amazing lineup. We're going to have a lot of fun today. Please welcome Ian Carmel, Lauren Labkus, Jeff

Tate, and Dave Waite! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Look at him. Look at him go They're all here Hello

Let's meet everybody Individually And the order we're going to go in Is alphabetically By Brightest pants No we're going to say alphabetically by first name. So that means what?

Everybody. That's right. I had to look. He's a last minute addition, but not a subtraction. It's Dave Wade, everybody. Hey, what's happening? First initial D, just like me remember the D Club D is a great letter to have Dave wait wait don't tell me oh good Jeff's already laughing nothing funny has happened Jeff Jeff. Settle down.

Look at him. Oh, my goodness. I didn't expect that reaction. We're going to introduce you in a second, so get back to your bright, cheery self. But first, Dave Waite, congratulations are in order, because Dave is officially a person who they call a paid regular at the Comedy Store here in L.A. Congrats! Now, does that work in La Jolla as well? Do you reign over both of those domains? I don't know if it's transferable. I hope so. The La Jolla Club does their own thing sometimes, I guess.

But, you know, hopefully you get to continue to play both, but congratulations. They paint the comedians' names on the wall, and so your name's up there on the wall right next to me. It was featured on in Just Like That where Che performed. I wish. They showed all the real names, which was kind of... They did. Yeah.

Was Che up there, though? Che hasn't gotten that far. Okay, good. Actually, Che should have, I guess. You think? Given the lore of the show. Che? Yeah. Yeah, I only hear about this Che Diaz through tweets and whatnot. I haven't watched the show.

They painted Che's face over the insane dolphin mural at the improv, though. Oh, really? Yeah. In real life. That's not true. That was just there, yeah. It's just really there. You've been to the improv lately, right? That's not there anymore. No, I haven't been there lately. Oh, my God. It's not true in real life it's just really there you've been to the improv lately right

that's not there anymore no I haven't been there oh my god it's not there anymore no no now it's just a brown wall do they cut it down so you could like get

like a really unflattering painting of Chris Rock in your house or did they just paint right over it oh I don't even think it could be cut down I think it was painted

onto like brown bricks or something and yeah but let's get into that off stage or during the break and uh let's sorry dave we ate up all your time with that it's all right were you supposed to do something there i i was gonna have i was gonna have him do a tight two minutes oh i love it you know like you just pass at the store give us your best too oh do it you can use my time uh that's okay because we have to also say hi to the gentleman to his right.

Their names rhyme, and it's about time. It's Jeff Tate, everybody. See, now they want to chant. Wow. Now they're chanting. Yeah. Excellent. You always get the chance.

You have really nice skin. Oh, thank you. Do people tell you that? Never Oh wow Now I don't know why Yeah It feels weird But they don't

Nobody ever None of you motherfuckers Ever said it They just Walk around This great skin Unacknowledged The lighting here

Is terrific as well I spent a lot of time Inside And I don't do much yeah no it looks like you are wearing your inside pants you got your pjs on but yeah super comfortable looking pants and so colorful that that's that's why people need to come see the show live as for jeff jeff tate's pants alone or a reason oh we've got some folks just coming in welcome thank you for you introduced me to those people yeah um for those

of you who just got here we'll just back up to our our first guest on the no it's okay but uh let us let us proceed uh his name is nobody else clapped, just the four people that just came in. Because you don't want to exert yourselves. But the new folks, this is Dave Waite, everybody. Hey, what's happening? They're good. I'm glad you made it. You're really going to increase the excitement levels in the crowd.

And then I also introduced Jeff Tate is here. Jeff Tate! See, one out of four people know to do that. Four people came in late, one person chanted. That's pretty good, though. Yeah, I think it's real good. What do you guys think of my skin?

I like those numbers. Yeah, Jeff was getting compliments from our next guest. Wait. No, I'm not next. Sorry. You do look supple. Apologies.

I would use the word supple to describe your cheeks. Yeah, do you use face products? No, it's just humid. Wow. So I'm a little damp right now. Just the air. I love it.

I mean, you are mall Santa ready right now. Your cheeks are so rosy. Yeah. Yeah, it's perfect. But this is my off time. It really is. I don't need to get back to work until like mid-November. So I'm just chilling right now, me and this guy in the front row.

Handle all the malls. Yeah. All right. The guy in the front row has a long beard just for the people listening at home. Yeah. I wanted them to wonder. Also joining us today,

I wrote something down about you. Let's see what I wrote. Oh, I wrote something down about you. Let's see what I wrote. Oh, great. You know, it's like a little roast kind of, not really though.

Uh, what? Fuck it. It's Ian Carmel, everybody. What did you, I'm like trying to make sense of this intro. Like I write something like cute down earlier and then I look at it now and go what is that

even what am I even driving at he'd be a gentleman oh I see I was gonna say he'd be a gentleman if he let the lady on the panel be introduced before him but he didn't make the rules

I made the rules. But I did. I did have a long conversation with you before that. Yeah, you would if you'd have had the chance, for sure. I didn't want her here at all.

Yeah, fair. Wait, wait a second. No, back off. Totally fine. Yeah. I'm not supposed to podcast with women. Yeah.

Oh, is that one of your, like, rules that your team set for you? I've gotten very into Orthodox Judaism since the last time I've been on the podcast. I'm just going to leave the stage. What's the most religious? Of course, you know Ian from All Fantasy Everything,

and that's where they rank stuff. And what's the, you know, is there any religious rankings that you've done? We haven't drafted religions yet, no. Or any aspect of them? We haven't. It would be fun to do. Best types of weddings maybe would be a good one. No, I mean, I think my people would go pretty early in that.

A Jewish wedding pops off. Yeah, right? Yeah. And a Catholic wedding, oof. Yeah. I don't have that kind of time. I'll say it. It takes so long.

You've got to sit through an entire mass first. Up, down, up, down. It's probably the worst thing about Catholicism. Get a quick workout in, I guess. The worst? Yeah. When you guys hear the Catholics have a bad rap or whatever, it's because of the wedding. It's the wedding.

They had to do all those settlements about how long the weddings are? People missed basketball games they were going to go to. You had to pay out $125 a person. I had a Catholic wedding. And then I got divorced. See what I learned. Catholic.

That was the problem. You sat through that whole ceremony? I just stayed for most of it. And then at the end, the priest forgot my name. Wow. Like when he did that, let me be the first to introduce you or whatever part. And then he just stared at me. And I was like, I don't, this is my first marriage.

I don't know what this, I don't know what you're, am I supposed to do it? And the guy was like, what's your name? That was like your first step towards a divorce, saying right in front of your wife to be, this is my first marriage. Like that's implying there will be another one. I've never done this before.

That's what I should have said. That's what you should have said. Honestly, what I should have said is, I should have said, my name's Dave Waite, and then maybe I could have got out of the whole thing. Wait. Wait. He's sitting in the fifth row like,

it's me now? Fuck. Did he understand your name on the first go, or was it really even awkward, or did you have to say it a few times? I repeated it two times, and then someone in the room yelled it out. Oh, a Douglas Movies fan, probably.

They're like, it's Jeff with a G. Take, take, take. Like, wow. This is crazy how your life has changed. You've gone from somebody where the guy marrying you to your wife didn't even know your name to now the whole audience chants your name. You would have been so embarrassed. Life is wild.

Yeah, if you'd have had that chant back then you would have really put him in his place. I had to convert, so I spent a lot of time with this guy. You converted to Catholicism? Yeah, what difference does it make? I didn't go. I didn't go before. It didn't matter to me which one I didn't go. I didn't go before.

I wasn't going. It didn't matter to me which one I didn't go to. See you never, dog. Let's get our last guest introduced finally, everybody. It's a bad idea. I've been talking the whole time. We try to keep this show as white dudes only as it can possibly be,

but we're also here to break the rules. And include a white woman. Yeah. Yeah. It's not so bad. Give it up for Lauren Lapkus is here. Thank you. So excited.

Did you write anything on your paper about me? I did. It's, you know, it's not bad, I don't think. I said, and finally, but mostly, it's great to have you back, Lauren Lapkus. Thank you so much. Yeah. Okay.

That's what I meant to say. I like your paper and how you write perfectly straight. I do? And it's interesting that you do a handwritten thing for your show. Yeah. It feels old school in a nice way. People think it's a manifesto. It does look like you're going to kill someone.

People that write things like this probably should be watched. But I do it. But then the great part also is not only can I not read my own handwriting, but I also can barely see. So it's a real great combo nation. But I do have my

readers on me. I'll whip those out at some point. But for now, I can get through this next part. We'll start with Dave. Oh, shit. Yeah. Okay.

The pressure's on. Now, this is a points-free segment of the show. It's called Recommendation Nation. That's where I get each of my guests to recommend one movie in a very specific category. And, you know, if you can't think of one, we can help you think of one. It's no pressure or anything. But considering

that we're in the midst of a strike with both the writers and the screen actors sagging after, I just thought it'd be a good time to discuss protest films. Yeah, like, you know,

to get us fired up to get back out there on the picket line. It's Sunday, of course. Jeff, you should go to a picket line while you're in town. Okay. You can even pick which one. Like, if your special's on one of them, go to one

of the other ones. You know, you don't have to bite the hand that feeds you necessarily. There was a weird free shaved ice at Disney on Friday. A lot of free stuff coming out. Yeah, a lot of free stuff. Wow. Yeah, sometimes somebody comes along and gives everybody a condo. Yeah. And Drew Carey gives you free lunch at Bob's Big Boy.

Nice. There was a mini horse? There was a mini horse. Why was a horse there? It looked like a bad- Was it a Parks and Rec thing, that horse? I don't think so. It was just like a pony in a crowded area.

Oh, you said pony. I was wondering if there was a difference between a mini horse and a pony. No, it was a little bigger than a mini horse. That was my bad. It was like a pony that said support WGA on it. And it was like, that could kick any one of us. I think the studio sent it. To come get everyone.

I could send a horse to the protest. Like a giddy up horse, not a... Horse. What do you think it is? What do you think? I don't know. Like it was like a wood horse or something like that. Oh yeah, and then a bunch of little guys Oh, Trojan and then a bunch of little guys.

Oh, Trojan horse full of executives. That's how they're getting it. Was it hollow when you left for the night? A bunch of people snuck out and broke all your signs? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A bunch of dudes in tech fleeces who went to Princeton? Yeah. Can you imagine somebody cackling while they break signs? That's like the Who's on Christmas.

People can still march back and forth and yell shit. Oh, the signs are broken. Let's go home. You can get a splinter or something. That'll really teach you. Oh, that's true. Splinters are bad. Take what we give you.

Or we'll give you splinters, maybe. All right, Dave. Have you thought of a protest movie yet? I liked Judas and the Black Messiah the black messiah okay yeah there you go i felt like it was overlooked i mean i loved it and i like uh daniel kalua is that is how you say his name yeah all right because that's also the name of a drink right maybe i got it wrong then you did get it wrong. It's Kaluuya. Okay. My bad. The drink is Kaluuya. I do like the drink as well.

Don't do that to him, Ian. Ian, do not mispronounce things on purpose. I'll take it. That puts me in company with Ian Ziering. That's good company, bro. It is? One of the hottest actors from 90210. We got a Zierering head out there. It's Zyring.

And he was in Sharknado 8, I think. I think he was, yeah. Sharknado is hungry by that point. He really ate in that one. That one should be called Sharknado. Like you just put the A right in the middle. But then they're going to make that one about the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, so they have to be really careful.

Where Putin tries to attack the shark and we all band together. I was just envisioning a boardroom with a bunch of sharks and generals outfits. My bad. What if sharks joined NATO? We'd fucking finally, that's the one holdout.

We finally got sharks on board. Finland and then sharks. And now they're complete. Jeff, what's your protest movie? I just watched this documentary called White Riot that's about the

clashes involved. It is about the punk scene, the British, late 70s British punk scene reaction to Eric Clapton's onstage rant. Rock Against Racism. Yeah, Rock Against Racism, exactly. Rawr. They say a lot.

Yeah, it's a documentary and it was very interesting. It's also a little depressing when you watch something from 45 years ago, and then you're watching it last week, and you're like, oh, fuck, it's happening again. Oh, yeah. But anyway, it's short.

You really saved it there at the end, Jeff. I know, I depressed myself. You must be, I know you don't love a long movie, and now movies are just long. All these big summer movies are all pushing two and a half hours each at this point. Does that make you unhappy, Jeff? Well, it depends on what the two and a half hours is filled with. If it's filled with Mission Impossible stuff, I'm on board. I see.

But if it's filled with not Mission Impossible stuff? Nah, I'll rent it. Watch it in shifts. I see. Yeah, that is the great thing about watching at home is just seeing parts of it. Or get a job at a movie theater. Then you just see parts of it when you go on your breaks. Yeah, get a job at a movie theater. Then you just see parts of it. Yeah, get a job at a movie theater. Yeah, man.

I mean, I've always wanted to. And never did. Bucket list. Now's the time. I drove past a... I was doing some road thing and I went through some small town that had a family video and I was like, I'll just move here.

Yeah. They also sold CBD products in the back. They were gearing up for when weed got legal in whatever state I was in. This is going to be the best store ever in a couple years. Is it called CBDVDs? It's right there. It's right there.

It's right there. I mean, it will be when they finally get DVDs. It's still tapes. It was a very small town. They have a great special around Halloween when everybody wants to get the heebie-jeebies. Heebie-jeebies, deebie-jeebies.

All right, who's next? Ian, what's your pick for a protest movie? I mean, I don't think it's much. People know about this movie, but I watched Newsies again the other day for the first time. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was a fun one.

It's fun to watch again, knowing that Christian Bale was tricked into being in it. He was? He didn't know it was a musical. Wow. Apparently, he thought he was signing up was a musical. Wow. Apparently, he thought he was signing up for a movie

about a newspaper strike. And then he showed up and signed the contract and showed up. And they were like, you're going to be singing, Mr. Bale. And they knew he could sing

because he was already a Mouseketeer. That's where his misstep was. I think I didn't know that. I don't think so. Oh, okay. I went with it.

It feels like... It feels right in some really dark way. I think he sings in... I think they thought he could sing because he sings in that Spielberg movie, Empire of the Sun. I think he's got a beautiful singing voice. Beautiful. Yeah, even Bane thinks he's got a beautiful singing voice.

Whoa, it's... Oh, sorry to interrupt. Go ahead. I just love the idea of a 15-year-old Christian Bale being like, I thought this was going to be about a newspaper strike. Yeah. I read the whole script, couldn't figure out why a lot of it rhymed, but this is nonsense. And to make matters worse, nobody told me Robert Duvall

would be sitting around in a fake red beard with a shitty Irish accent. He is so weird in that movie. All right. Right up there with John Voight in Anaconda so just like what is he doing

he's having too much fun in this weird role alright who was up me look I don't really know the only thing I can think of

is that Sally Field one Norma Rae yeah Norma Rae. Smokey and the Bandit. There we go. Are we guessing? Forrest Gump. I think we nailed it.

Norma Rae. That's a real good one. That's one that she won two Oscars. Gidget. Oh, my God. When she's surfing. Okay, what's happening? Stop it.

Quit yelling out stuff. Because we're going to play some games. Okay. And the answers are all on the stage. All right. Yeah. What do you mean? Just that I don't want them to yell out stuff.

Oh, I see. I thought they were in the clues. I was like, okay. Yeah, everybody, I've hidden the clues on the stage. No, we're going to, now that I've got all your recommendations, which those are terrific choices, I want to go with a movie called The Great Race because it's about a race of the first motorized cars

from New York to Paris, and it's a wacky comedy, but there's a subplot in it about women protesting for the right to vote. And it appears frequently through this wacky comedy. That is wacky. They show these women going, we're suffragettes, we want to vote. And men going, get out of our way,

we're trying to run a race. Psychotic. In this version of the world where one can drive from New York to Paris and women still can't vote is insane. Well, you know what happens if they get to Alaska? They just get on an ice float and float across. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's amazing.

They knew what they were doing with that race. That sounds good. Where do they get gas? What's that? Where do they get gas? I'm asking too many questions. Oh, they stop doing with that race. That sounds good. Where do they get gas? What's that? Where do they get gas? I'm asking too many questions. Oh, they stop. Oh, wait.

They don't need gas to be on the ice float. They just float so they don't need gas. Prior to that, there's even a whole sequence where the bad guy steals all the gas in a small town so that the other competitors don't have gas. They think of everything. I hate that guy. Yeah. Who everything in this movie. I hate that guy. Yeah. Who is in this movie? It's fun.

Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis and Natalie Wood. Whoa. Why is that a laugh? Somebody laughed at that. Woo-hoo. Those people are in it. Hilarious. So anyway, we're way behind.

We've got to go to our first commercial break. We will be right back. We're way behind. We've got to go to our first commercial break. We will be right back. We're back, and we picked name tags during the break. It was very exciting. It was really intense because you just didn't know who was going to get picked.

And Dave Waite went with our friend from Alaska, Kevin of the North. I think that was Jeff Tate. Oh, shit. Let me just do this, and I'll still forget later. All right. And then, so that means Dave went with the

which one? My Two Bryans. My Two Bryans. Okay. one? My Two Bryans. My Two Bryans, okay. The Man With Two Bryans. I was thinking of My Two Dads. Yeah. See, I knew we'd get back there. Yeah.

All right, so yeah, the man with two Bryans. And then Lauren is playing for Anitra Action Jackson. And Ian is playing for Maya Girl, as in stung by bees and dies. Yeah. One of the characters. I won't say which one. Could be Dan Aykroyd. Could be Jamie Lee Curtis.

Could be Klumski herself. All right. Let's play some games and see if somebody can win these prizes for somebody. The first game we're going to play.

The pressure is on that I'm playing for somebody. This is. Right? I'm nervous. It's like almost as bad as, you've probably been on something playing for charity, right? Yeah. That must be really intense. Well, I did get to the million dollar question on who wants to be a millionaire.

And I won $500,000 for the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation. So. Wow. If I can't brag about that here, where can I? Because you said I'm not going to answer it, and then just took the money? Yeah. And was it something you knew or would have had a good guess?

It was a really hard question, or really random. It was about something on the periodic table. What was it named after? And then there were all these options. Yes, you were just, no way. I just didn't know. You used all your lifelines. Yeah, yeah.

All right. Well, you're going to have a lifeline a little later in this show today, so you never know when that's going to come in handy. But this first game is much more simple. It's called Live, Die, Repeat. Oh, both hands. I'm sorry. I only raised one hand.

That was my bad. And it probably just looked like I was just trying to block the light or something. And this game is a game where you just repeat back the title of a movie when you figure out what it is. The full title. Okay. I'll say it slowly. And every time somebody guesses wrong, I'll start back at the beginning until somebody says the entire thing correctly. Got it.

Make sense? Yes. I think I explained it fairly well. It does seem weird. We're all going with it, I think. Yeah. No, I love it. Should have been there the other night.

All right. here we go. A. A Time to Kill. Good movie. A. A. A. No other A guesses? A Wrinkle in Time.

There you go. I was right? A, no. A. A Raisin in the Sun. A. Eight Heads in a duffel bag. Oh, man.

I don't think there's That'd be funny if I just went on A No, it's A Knight. A Knight to Remember? A Knight's Tale. A Knight. A Knight at the Museum. A Knight to remember? A night's tale. A night.

A night at the museum. A night in Rodanthe. A night at the museum. A night at the museum, too. Night. A nightmare on Elm Street. A nightmare on Christmas. A nightmare on Elm Street, too.

A night. Don't forget all the seasonal nightmares. Nightmare on Elm Street 2. A night. Don't forget all the seasonal nightmares. I'm sorry that you're speaking, but there's no reason to be. I'm sorry that you're speaking. I'll check in with you after the game is over.

A night. I don't remember that. Please stop saying an answer that you think might be the answer. I said that first. We're way past that anyway, so you're just saying something that's been covered already, but don't do it anymore.

We're both wrong. A night in... Nebraska. Right? You never know. I think that's a movie. A night... A night in Redantha? Is that the... He did, Jeff did that one. A night... Nebraska. You never know. I think that's a movie. Night in Rodantha?

He did, Jeff did that one. A night in the life of. A night in the life of what? Jim. Caviezel. Caviezel. Me. I said Caviezel like I forgot what,

I forgot that I'm repeating what you say and not what Ian said. A night in the life of Jimmy. Tetro. That's a person I know. A night.

Get him in where you can. Okay. A night in the life of Jimmy. You can't just say it with me. No, I know, but I feel like I'm getting there. You have to say it after I'm done for it to count. What if there's one more clue and then somebody gets it,

but they don't know it? This isn't something that's real. I don't feel like this is real. Uh-uh. A night in the life of Jimmy Reardon. A night in the life of Jimmy Reardon. That is correct. Damn it.

Why didn't I just say it? I hate myself. I can't believe it took me so long. What is that film about? That is a film that starred the late, great River Phoenix as the titular character. Oh, wait. Is Ioni Sky in that movie?

I bet you she is. I think you're right. I saw a post about this recently. Yeah, she's in it. It's based on a book with a very different title that I can't remember right now. But, yeah, it's an obscure movie, so that's why nobody just knew it. They had to hear the whole thing before you could get it, and Jeff was just sitting there in the bushes waiting for that to happen.

That was a good start. And then he pounced. It's like a warm-up game. Jeff won, so that means he gets to go first in our next game, which is a new game. Yeah. Since I'm giving away a couple of volcano-themed pipes today in the prize bag, I thought it would be fun to play a new game called

Lava or Leave It. And in this game, we're going to start with Jeff. It's multiple choice, so everybody really has a nice shot at getting answers correct. Because you get three choices, Jeff. And your options are I'm going to say

a line, and then you're going to tell me if it was spoken by Tommy Lee Jones in Volcano, or Pierce Brosnan in Dante's Peak, or neither. Okay. And so these are all lines from motion pictures. They're all real lines that were spoken by somebody. If Jeff misses on the first one, it's going to go to you, Dave. Yes. Yeah, and you'll have two options to choose from.

If you miss, then Lauren's going to get that round's gimme point, and then we start with Ian gets to go first on the next one. Oh, I like this. You never know what's going to get that round's gimme point. And then we start with Ian gets to go first on the next one. Oh, I like this. You never know what's going to happen. Might not happen like that. Okay, but it could. Jeff might get this one right. All right, Jeff, you get to go first.

And it's always dealer's choice. I don't want to accidentally sound like the actor who said the line initially. So I need to just pick a random ass voice so jeff without knowing what the line's going to be could you please uh decide how you'd like me to do it accent a character voice an impression it doesn't even have to be something in my wheelhouse i'll just try well i mean ray romano okay all right so this first one i'm gonna read it like ray romano and then you tell me if it's from volcano dante's peak or neither it's really good.

We're going to the safest place in town, baby. I'm going to say neither. Incorrect. Whoa. Yeah. Because those don't seem like baby guys. Sorry. Sorry.

Dave? Would you like me to change it up, do a different voice? Well, I was always a big fan, and now it's probably fun to do again. It's when you did Bane. I love when you did Bane from the Batman trilogy. All right, this is a good Bane line, I think. We're going to the safest place in town, baby. It's not really the time to say baby. Baby.

Baby. Baby. Baby. I'm getting a more of a Pierce Brosnan sort of vibe for that you're going

Dante's Peak Dante's Peak that's incorrect as well I get the point what is it what is it Lauren well I don't remember

what the other option was oh shit oh shit no that can't that can't be what it should go to me it was hey don't tell her

it was volcano is the only remaining option. Volcano. Yeah, don't say it. I'll say it. Volcano. Yes, that is correct. I get a point, right? One point for Lauren.

Thank God. I almost fucked it up for you. I'm sorry. Lauren, you're on the board. You got a point. I was going to repeat it before, and I didn't know it was going to affect me that way. You got a point. Great. I was going to ask you to repeat it before, and I didn't know it was going to affect me that way. You got a point. Ian just doesn't get to really get involved yet,

so I'm glad he gets to go first on this next one. Thank you. How would you like it? Bane Romano. Oh. It's bad down here. But it's worse up there. Dante's pick.

Incorrect. Such a good guess, though. Thank you. It was one of the three options. Yeah, at least you knew that. Yeah. We'll go back over to Jeff. How'd you like it? I'm going to say that was Tommy Lee Jones.

But you don't need me to do it again? No, I remember. Okay. That's incorrect, Dave. Oh, no. Oh, don't I get the free point now? You do, if you can remember. Ian guessed.

No, the only one. I'll tell you. Neither. I'll give you a choice between the ones that are left over. Neither. Neither. Yeah, okay, neither is correct. I would be so happy if we got through this whole game

and the only points were just the third person each time. That would be so happy if we got through this whole game and the only points were just the third person each time that would be so exciting but that's too much to hope for I don't think it's going to happen Lauren's going to get this one right off the bat have him do the Batman voice

I want to switch it up entirely with the voice can I give you a new voice? sure sure and let me say really quick that it was neither, and it was from a classic disaster movie when time ran out. That was what that was actually from. It's got everything.

That movie's got earthquakes and volcanoes and tidal waves, the whole deal. Okay. Yeah. Because they ran out of individual disasters to exploit. So it's like, let's just put them all in one. What voice would you like, Lauren? I would like you to do Jim Carrey in the mask.

Quote him. That's a good one. What was even his catchphrase? Somebody stop me. Oh, yeah. Somebody. Smase? Somebody stop me. Oh, yes. Smoking. Stop me. Blah, blah, blah.

All right. I'll see if I can do it. It's a long line, so it's going to be rough. I can get down there. And I can get back up again. Now what happens? What? I'm just going to say it.

I can get down there and I can get back up again. Now what happens? That's up to me. Oh God. Yeah. He's never that wordy in that movie. The answer is Chumbawamba.

Chumbawamba. Those are just lyrics. That's up to me. He's never that wordy in that movie. The answer is Chumbawamba. Chumbawamba. Those are just lyrics. That's up to me. I'm going to say volcano. Oh. Okay. The key part of that word, of course, is no. The key part of the word that the person said when they said no?

No, the key part of volcano. Oh, oh. I'm not giving you a volcano yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got it, got it, got it. All right, Ian. Dante's Peak. Which one?

Dante's Peak. Which one did you say? Volcano. And you said Dante's Peak? Dante's Peak. Point to Jeff. Oh! Every time.

What is happening? Well, you have to say it. Neither. Yay. Okay. Yeah, you have to say it. Neither. Yay. Okay. Yeah. You got to get officially on the record as saying neither. And that was from a movie called Krakatoa East of Java.

Look, I have no idea what any of these movies are. You know Krakatoa is west of Java? It is. It's one of those crazy, like they just called it that in a movie. Nobody double checked. There's no Google back then so they just made a movie with the wrong Java.

They didn't fuck with it. They just put it out like this is the truth. Who's up? Dave? Yes. Yeah, Jeff just got a point. Everybody's on the board but you Ian. That's alright. This is your chance to get it. I won just by being here with friends. Take a point. Everybody's on the board, but you, Ian, so this is your chance to get... I won just by being here with friends.

Take a point for that. This isn't at midnight. I'll just hand out points. Alright, Dave, how would you like it? Oh, I was thinking of something fun. Can you do a classic, maybe a Christopher Walken? Oh, I was thinking of something fun. Can you do a classic, maybe a Christopher Walken?

Oh, okay. I'm not great at Christopher Walken, but I'll try it. There are certain doors you have to go through alone. You sound like the Mad Hatter. Alone. There are certain doors you have to go through alone. What did I say? Heavens and mercy.

What do you think it is there, Dave? Dante's Peak. No. God damn. Okay, this is crazy. Lauren, this is so exciting. This is crazy because I... I'll go with my instinct, but it feels...

Do you want to hear it again? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. There are certain doors you have to go through alone, don't you know? I'm kind of going off of like... The voice is helping. But I'm going off of like school

quiz rules a little bit where I feel like it's not neither because you've had a couple neither's but I feel like maybe it is neither because of a couple neither's. So I'm going to say volcano. You're going volcano? That is incorrect. Oh yeah! I'm sorry. I heard people tittering.

Everybody is on the board. I'm on the board. Well, that was for you. That was my gift to you. I really appreciate that. Just wanted to even it out. I really appreciate that. I know you knew.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know you knew. This is not how this is going to go. Yeah. Do you guys want to- That was not the plan. I don't want to stop everything, but when this is all over tonight, do you guys want to take the volcano movie walking tour?

We start down by the Automotive Museum, by the tar pits, and then I'll just show you where the rest of the movie plays out. We can just walk around. I would love to. It's very fun. Yeah, that sounds great.

I don't know if he's kidding or not. I know. It is the Miracle Miles where Volcano takes place. I genuinely have no idea what that's about, and I don't know what movie that is. I'm going to give you a hint.acle Miles where a volcano takes place I genuinely have no idea what that's about and I don't know what movie that is I'm gonna give you a hint

it's about a volcano well I thought that but then you just said it's in LA so I'm going well where's the volcano yeah under us oh no

there's a volcano under us that's a good plot that's a good plot yeah that's good it just decides to splooge up at Wilshire and La Brea

and kind of near the tar pits coincidentally it's almost like kind of near the tar pits, coincidentally. It's almost like it's mocking the tar pits for their existence. Yeah, splooge up is a scientific term. Yeah, that's what volcanoes do. They splooge up. They say it a lot in that movie. Maybe it'll be one of these quotes.

That's the next one? Yeah. Oh, my God. It was brutal. It splooged all over her face. It was brutal. It splooshed all over her face. All right, Jeff, you're up next.

You got to give him a funny voice to do. This is so exciting. Yeah, how do you want it? Do Arnold Schwarzenegger. Who's Arnold Schwarzenegger? He was the governor. Do Nicolas Cage from Mandy. Okay. I have to say a sentence to warm up

for that one. Eric Estrada from Chips. I've always been better at feeling out I've always been better at feeling out volcanoes than people and politics where's my pig I've always been better at feeling out where's my pig?

I've always been better at filling out volcanoes than people and politics. I'm going to say that that is from Dante's Peak. That's your guess? Yes. Why did you arrive at that guess? Because Tommy Lee Jones is not a volcano expert in volcano. He's just like the disaster guy for the city of LA. Yeah.

And Dante's Peak was an expert. Wow. That guy was, the Pierce Brosnan guy was like a volcano guy. That's right. He's an expert. What are you talking about? Volcanologist. Volcanologist.

Who keeps doing that? Are you sure? Yeah, that is correct. You need to check your meter or something by now? Well, that was a good question because I would have said volcano because it said volcano in the question. That was a good trick. Jeff figured it out, so that means Jeff is our winner!

Congratulations, Jeff! You did it. Congratulations, Jeff. That means you get to go first in our next and final game that we are going to play right after these messages. We'll be right back. Yay. We're back.

Yay. Yay. So this last game we're going to play to determine our winner and who gets this awesome stuff from Hemper is called Super Last Woman Standing. And I don't endorse liquid death in any way. It's just what they have here, and I can't take time to cover up the label. And have you ever tried to scratch the label off of this can? It's not fun. It takes a lot of work.

People do that? It's very difficult. No, it's not possible. Okay. If you do it, it results in liquid death. I just almost had a liquid death. Yeah, Jeff almost choked on liquid death laughing about liquid death. What a death that would have been.

All right. So last woman standing means that we're going to get five actress names. I'm sorry, four actress names from the four audience members whose name tags were chosen by my guests. And those will be the four names that we name movies that any of those four have been in. And if we can't think of one, then that person's out. I like to play along in this game. And please don't shout out any answers from the audience or

you know what I mean. Start cheering. People say the first word of a correct answer because they may fuck up the title by the end of it. You know, somebody goes Harry Potter. People say, yes, you're right. There's a lot of words there. Yeah, there are. There's a lot of work left to do.

Wow. Yeah. What's in that goblet, bro? Don't cheer them on too early. That's what I'm saying. All right. Jeff, where's your lifeline? Right there. Front row, bro. Don't cheer him on too early. That's what I'm saying. All right. Jeff, where's your lifeline? Right there. Front row

Alaska. Kevin? Charlize Theron. When we say ladies only, she's one of the ladies only that comes up almost every time. She's one of the ladies that the men enjoy a great deal. A lot of crossover there, but she does have

some rom-coms. Dave, where's your lifeline at? Right out there. My guy. Meg Ryan? Okay. I'm loving this game. Man, we might as well just give it to her.

No, no. You guys are going to be good. You big on Meg Ryan movies, Dave? No, several. Okay. That's good. Lauren, where's your lifeline at? Anitra?

What do you got? Michelle Pfeiffer. Thank you. Michelle Pfeiffer is another very, yes, very popular one. Bad bitch. And Ian? Maya? Catherine O'Hara.

Catherine O'Hara! There's some, that's a good one. Catherine O'Hara. I like it. And you can then get another one or no? That's a classy answer. I'm not going to. I don't need one. I'm good. But yeah, we got four, which is why we call it super last woman standing because that's

a lot. But also, it's amazing how your brain will just start to tap out. Yeah, I'm already like scared. I'm already tapped out. Alright, Catherine O'Hara in the books. We're going to flip the order around. So Jeff's going to start and then it'll go to me and I'll try not to take obvious ones but we'll see what happens. Go Jeff.

Best in show. who's in that oh we're gonna do that right away and play that waiting for Guffman it don't say yes Ian you said waiting for government I did all right Top Gun. Yeah. Meg Ryan. Yeah. You've Got Mail. Meg Ryan. Also. Yeah. Starring. That sounded like an award show.

You've Got Mail. Meg Ryan. Yeah. The nominees are. Yeah. Okay, Dave. Sleepless in Seattle. Nice.

Meg Ryan. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent poll. I started the role where you have to say it after. Batman Returns. Michelle Pfeiffer. Yes.

Good Catwoman. She did good with that. She was also in, I'm just going to say whatever Jeff does, I'm going to do the same actress. Hairspray. Michelle Pfeiffer.

When Harry Met Sally, Meg Ryan. Beetlejuice, Catherine O'Hara. This is fun. Well, old Hairspray you're thinking of. Yeah. New Hairspray. Thinking out loud. I had to do that.

I mean, it's not going to stop, right? There's nothing I can do. I mean it's not gonna stop right there's nothing I can do like no matter how many times I ask I still keep hearing words hey I'm just glad we're still on I'm gonna go with the much more popular of the two

Grease 2 Michelle Pfeiffer yes alright people there's a groundswell of Grease 2 love out there it's a good movie I do like 2 love Out there It's a good movie I do like Grease 2 That was like A big reveal

Sure Joe versus the volcano What? Joe versus the volcano Oh that's a great Meg Ryan Yeah That was one of the quotes

The one about Going through the door alone That was from Joe versus the volcano Have I said Hanging up yet? No Going Through the Door Alone. That was from Joe versus the Volcano. Have I said hanging up yet? No. I'm now.

Ian? Young adult. Oh, fuck. I was going to say that. Oh, shit. I was going to say that. I was holding on to. Why did you have to do that to her? Hey, yo.

Okay. Hold on. You got something else. I got so many. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I got something else. I got so many. Catherine O'Hara. Meg Ryan. Home Alone.

Michelle O. Catherine O'Hara. Nice. Jeff. I mean, Dave, sorry. Sorry I took that opportunity away from you. So exciting. Home Alone 2, Lost in the City? Oh, what are you doing?

Back up. What did I do? Pick a different title. Home Alone 2, Lost in the City? Oh, what are you doing? Back up. What did I do? Pick a different title. Home Alone 2? No, a different title altogether. What do you mean? Because you're barking up the wrong tree. You're going to be wrong.

I'm going to be wrong? Oh, what's my... Guy. You're going to your lifeline already? I'm panicking. I'm in the panic, bud. I didn't know what I did wrong. Just think of another one.

It's wrong. You said the title wrong. My bad. That's okay. What did he say? think of another one. It's wrong. You said the title wrong. My bad. That's okay. What'd he say? Home Alone 2 Lost in New York. Oh, he's telling you the proper title.

Home Alone 2 Lost in New York. That's a fun use of your lifeline. Yeah, that sucks. Because you thought you had a really easy one. Yeah, I biffed. Bummer. Yeah. That is okay.

What are you going to do? It happens. I'm going to say Atomic Blonde. Meg Ryan. There's also many reviews come in of some of the movies. People let you know if they love them or not. And nobody's going to respond positively to this one, I don't think. Aeon Flux.

Oh, yeah. Woo! Yes. That's a rough one. I saw some of it recently, and it's kind of like just two ladies playing squid games. Oh. You know what I mean? Like, they're just constantly having stuff shot at them that could kill them, and they have to dodge it.

But there's only two contestants. Anytime that came on MTV when I was a kid, I knew it was time to go to bed. When Aeon Flux came out. Oh, the animated version. Yeah, a lady catching a bug in her eyelashes. Yeah, wow. Yeah, this isn't for children.

This isn't for me anymore. Beavis and Butthead is over. There's a dark world out there in animation that I should not be privy to. Whose turn is it? Oh, my turn. Scarface. Michelle Pfeiffer.

I just tried to remember the four names. Charlize. Charlize. Meg. Michelle. Catherine. Mad Max. Charlize. Meg Michelle, Catherine Mad Max Charlize there hang on

thank you I felt the support but that's not the right title motherfucker and I even saw that what's not the right title? there's a little bit more to it look at him over there Mr. Lost in New York I was trying to help title? There's a little bit more to it. Oh, look at him over there. Yeah, okay. It's lost in the city.

Mr. Lost in New York. I was trying to help. Mad Max Dusty Carr's Revenge. I don't know. What happens if... Okay, so I have a lifeline, though. You haven't used it yet? No.

Okay, let's go for it. What? Okay, wait. An's go for it. What? Okay, wait. Anitra, do you know? You got one for her? The Matt... She can name another movie? Can I correct your Mad Max? No.

You can if you want to, but you could also just pick something else clean. You could pick another... Just pick another... Oh, yeah. Stardust? Michelle Pfeiffer. Okay.

Wonderful. Stardust. That's my answer. No, I believe you. Yeah. Yeah. Question about what I just did. Matthew Vaughn, I think. Wait, question about what I just did. Michelle Pfeiffer okay wonderful stardust that's my answer no I believe you yeah yeah question about what I just did wait question about what I just did

I could have just said a different movie and kept going yeah oh and I wasted my lifeline oh sorry okay well that's fucked up

alright she'll be back to you later okay okay good good good you know what's fucked up in the meantime Mad Max Fury Road thank you that does ring a bell that's what's fucked up thank you that is fucked up In the meantime Mad Max Fury Road Thank you That does ring a bell

Thank you That is fucked up No I just meant Don't risk being wrong Like go ahead and Either say another answer Or go to your lifeline No I didn't realize

I could say another answer You could say something else Great great great Like Dave did I'm all good Yeah Jeff I'm going to say All good. Yeah. Jeff?

I'm going to say The Fate of the Furious. That was suspenseful. Oh, because you had to count them down, figure out which ones had Charlize in them. I'm not enough of an expert on that to fuck with it. So I'm going to just say Jeff Goldblum and Michelle Pfeiffer, Into the Night. Oh. Yeah. She's in Fast 9 as well, right?

Whoa. But what's it called? I think it's called Fast 9. No, it isn't. It's not? It sure as hell isn't. They put more in there. Yeah.

To be honest, that's the one I got stuck on. That's why I had to count back. I'm a Fast and Furious title scholar. I know very little about what happens in the films, but I know everything about the titles. Yeah, it was Fast 9. Or no, it was something about 9 and then the Fast Saga or something.

It was not a good title. I will be going a different direction. This new one's just Fast X. Yeah, it's easy. I don't know if she's in it, though. I haven't seen it. But it also sounds like a laxative. That's why they're in such a hurry. They all have diarrhea.

I'm so mad about it. The original script was called Diarrhea Race. It wasn't even a fast movie. It got changed when another actor got involved. I have to go to my Lifeline. Okay, Ian's going to the Lifeline.

Monster. Oh, yeah. Monster. Academy Award winning performance from Charlize Theron that's right good job Lifeline

Dangerous Minds yes see Lauren's still in this game you came to win okay Dave Two Days in the Valley

oh yeah it was it was wasn't a short film but this one was. 15 minutes. Oh.

That was a little shorter than Two Days in the Valley. But both have Charlize Theron in them. Jeff, you know how I love that thing you do. Oh, man. Ian? Comes back around fast did somebody say Home Alone 2

lost in New York yeah somebody tried to but nobody did nobody successfully said it I thought you used that he ended up using it for his lifeline

oh he did use it for his lifeline yeah okay okay okay that was smart play though on your part oh Nightmare Before Christmas

still available who's in that oh Catherine Harris she's the the lady. She's Sandy. Sweet November? Yes! Keanu!

Yeah. That's something. What a wonderful pull that is. Yeah, thank you. Yeah. Dave? Thor, Love and Thunder? Who's in that?

Oh, fuck. Did I fuck up? Which one's it? Is Michelle? Who's in that? Oh, fuck. Did I fuck up? Which one's it? Is Michelle Pfeiffer in that? I don't think so. Is she not in that? No, she leans another... Am I thinking of Rene Russo?

Did I fuck myself? I don't know what you're thinking. Yeah, Rene Russo's his mother. Oh, shit. Well, that's a wrap on me. Oh, Dave. My bad, dog. Sorry, you ain't winning shit.

You did pretty good, dude. Yeah, he fought valiantly. But now we're moving on to Jeff. Just hang out, Dave. You can plug some stuff at the end. Avengers Endgame. Oh. Michelle Pfeiffer is in the funeral scene.

Yeah, of course. Oh, shit. Yeah. Now Dave's figuring it out. Yeah. Now you see what's happening. My bad. Should I have said that?

This game's not easy, Dave. You know, like it's hard to learn all the cider house rules. Oh. Wow. He's out here. God. Oh, shoot. Back to Ian Carmel.

Formerly of The Late Late Show. Thank you. James Corden. Yes. He personally brought the whole thing down. I did. So I don't want to do this anymore. And James is like, I'm going back to London.

I can't do it without you. Oh, my God. I saw a clip on my Instagram where you said Thanksgiving. And it was the funniest thing I've ever seen. Oh, yeah. She knew it was called Thanksgiving in England. Thanksgiving? I threw my phone away and bought a new one.

Roasted his ass. I don't have any movie ideas. Yeah. Oh, okay. I used my lifeline. I forgot what we were doing there for a second. And you used your lifeline

and everything, right? I used it on Monster. What's that fucking movie? Right? What's the one? It's right there. The rom-com. She's the candidate. It's called The Candidate. I know it. That's not one with the lady? The rom-com with She's the Candidate.

It's called The Candidate. I know it. I know what you're talking about, though. The favorite? No, that's a very different movie. It's something like that. I don't know. I'm so sorry. You're so close.

Lauren, do you know it? I don't know that one, but I have another one. French Kiss. Meg Ryan. Meg Ryan. Oh. That was like. Another Meg Ryan. Kevin, no.

Kevin Kline. Kevin Kline, yeah. Is it Kevin Kline? Yeah. Jeff. The Long Shot. Yes. That's right.

Don't forget that the exits are clearly marked. Exit signs are over the doors in the back. Okay. Oh, wow. Wow. Yes. Wow. Meg Ryan in the doors.

There's a movie I'm trying to think of where Meg Ryan's on a bike through the fall and it's going down the hill and it's so close. Jeff knows it. It's one of the funnier scenes in any movie I've ever seen. Angel? Is it with Angel? No?

Don't ask them. They'll answer. They'll tell you. I don't know what y'll answer they'll tell you I don't know what y'all are talking about oh god I think I know what you mean Jeff you know it? for sure

are you going to say it when it's your turn? absolutely I'm holding on for dear life you can have my lifeline I can? That's generous. Anybody you do know? Give me any movie. What is it? Fast X.

Charlize is in that one too. What's the name of that movie? City of Angels. I love that with Angel. Someone said no out there. It's so funny when Nicolas Cage is like, I'll be a human and she's like, finally. And then gets hit by a truck. Oh my god.

There was an Anne Hathaway movie like two days, whatever that happens to her. She's like just riding her bike and then a truck just hits her. It's so crazy. It's like the last second of the movie. Meet Joe Black too. Oh that too, yeah. From the 90s where a big getting hit with cars.

I mean it's crazy the things that happen in the land of women. Wow. All right, I'm probably going to be out now. You had such a good run, though. I did. I felt really good about it. I'm trying to see these women. Catherine O'Hara, I feel like we left some on the table.

I know, she's definitely got some. Is she in for your consideration? She might as well be. Right? Yeah, she is, yeah. Because the other things kept coming up, but I had a whole thing worked out for... I was going to be like,

I have another title for Your Consideration. Oh, nice. She got it. She got it. It is correct. For Your Consideration is correct. Yeah, but it's your turn now. Yeah, that's right.

Damn it. This movie is called In the Valley turn now. Oh, yeah, that's right. Damn it. This movie is called In the Valley of Eli. Oh, yeah. And it's a Tommy Lee Jones, Charlize Theron movie. Yeah. It's good. No, that's all truth right there. It's good.

The temperatures have been very hot lately. I've been watching the news, and it turns out, did you know that there's a million ways to die in the West? Oh, yeah. And it turns out, did you know that there's a million ways to die in the West? Now, I'm, again, just trying to sound it out. There's one with one of the Waiting for Government style. They have a band. And they're singers. Oh, God.

I can't think of what it's called. And it's going to be so annoying when I hear it. Of course. Jeff, do you know it? Yeah. Are you going to say it? Yeah. All right.

You can have it. You can have that one. I'm out. I'm out. All right. Good job. Lauren, that was a nice long run you had there.

It was impressive. Thank you. That was called a mighty win. Thank you. I wasn't going to get there at all, yeah. What happened?

What happened? Oh, it's so good. All right. We picked over everybody pretty good but there's still got to be lots more. Ant-Man, Quantumania.

Hey, we're still playing over here, Dave. Oh, shit, my bad. I thought you were in the wrap-up zone. Get in the zone, wrap-up zone. No, you're right. I am in the wrap-up zone, but I was just trying to see if there's anything I could pull

just to just to show off but we've really it's like four actresses with massive resumes

and you just have to look for what lies beneath wow really good sometimes if I just start a sentence it might get there. It might. We'll see.

The one Ian was trying to think of is called F9, The Fast Saga. That's a full time. Yes. What a good name. F9, The Fast Saga. I'm telling you. That's why I saw it. I forgot. I was like, oh,'s why I saw it. I forgot.

I was like, oh, wait. Oh, wow. There's a really obvious one we haven't said. Oh. You can go ahead. Do you mind, Jeff? I don't mind. Jeff and I are still battling it out,

but it would be funny to take another one off the table. Okay, When Harry Met Sally. Oh, I think we said that. Oh, shit. Okay, great. I think that's it. We said all three of the Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan classics. A few of the titles got lost in the cut.

Oh, damn. Something About Bones, right? Oh. What's that one? Not the lovely one. I thought that's what it was called, Something About Bones. No. It's a movie about the TV show Bones.

Oh, yeah. Maybe I'm confusing In the Cut with... Because In the Cut's like a boxing thing. Yeah. And what's his name's in it? Oh, you're talking about... Mark Ruffalo. Mark Ruffalo.

You're talking about Play It to the Bone. Oh, that's different. Yeah. That's a different thing. That's a different guy. Congratulations, Jeff Tate is our winner! How many more did you have in the tank, you think? I mean, it was Ant-Man and the Wasp in Quantumania.

She's related to the Ant-Man characters, not the Thor characters. Yeah, so I had the Ant-Man and the Wasp, Ant-Man and the Wasp, Quantumania, a few others. Isn't she in both? She's in both End Avengers, Endgame, and... I don't know if she's in Infinity War

because she got dusted. Oh, right. Like, it doesn't matter. Yeah, no, I agree. I agree it doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah, like, she was in, like, a cut scene in the end of Ant-Man and the Wasp.

Oh, I see. All right. Yeah. right yeah oh shit did we say home alone we didn't say one fine day for michelle fifa oh yeah george clooney yeah i already got to that one all right well let's ask let's go this is always fun to say what did we miss italian job italian job yeah that's a good one married to the mom's a great Yeah, that's a good one. Married to the mob. Married to the mob is a great one. Yeah, that's really good. Beetlejuice. We said Beetlejuice. And if we say it one more time, we're fucked.

She's trying to get us to say it three times. That's Beetlejuice out there trying to trick us. Hey, not again. Into saying Beetlejuice a bunch of times. But I guess we did pretty good. Usually there's a lot more yelling at this point. But great job, everybody. And since you won, jeff you get to do

your uh plugs first what would you like to plug i'm in uh louisville kentucky august 25th and 6th or 24th and 5th whatever is a friday and saturday at planet of the tapes and then that the sunday 26th or 7th whichever one is the sunday I'm at an old church in Dayton, Kentucky. You can find out on my Instagram, at Jeff Tate. It's just my name. And as far as I know, I have an album coming out soon,

so keep your eyes open. G-E-O-F-F, if you're into spelling it correctly. And congratulations to Jeff's lifeline who he didn't need as it turns out. I needed him. But he came all the way from Alaska. Are you going to be okay taking this stuff back with you? He's going to figure it out. He's going to figure out how to sell this shit before he gets

on a plane. But congratulations Kevin of the North and thank you for visiting us here. Dave Waite, what would you like to plug? I will be at the Blue Ridge Comedy Club August 18th and 19th, Bristol, Tennessee, August 20th in Asheville, North Carolina at some place I don't know yet.

It's okay. That's it. I'm on Instagram. If you're in Asheville, just look look out for dave wait and uh he'll be rolling through any time now or or check out his website beautiful city i love it there yeah it's nice thanks dave oh thank you i appreciate your hospitality today did you get plenty of beverages backstage i I got a couple of free drinks. It was exciting. I like a Coke Zero

from time to time. Oh yeah, Dynasty Typewriter. They'll hook a person up nicely with the sodas and the beverages. And Lauren Lapkus, what would you like to promote? I have a show here August 4th. I do an improv show every two months or so called Very Good Time.

It's always really funny improvisers. August 4th at I do an improv show every two months or so called Very Good Time. It's always really funny improvisers. August 4th at 7.30. You can live stream it from anywhere in the world as well. So check it out. It's always fun.

Nice. Yeah. And they're on the Instagram. And on my Instagram at Lauren Lapkus. Lauren Lapkus, everybody. Thank you. Ian Carmel's got his dates

in his hand. In hand. Let's hear it. First, listen to All Fantasy Everything, where we will be fantasy drafting the worst things religions have done next week. Oh, my request. Portland, Oregon, August 15th. I'm doing a big benefit show for a children's theater.

Me, Kyle Kinane, Sean Jordan. You may have heard on here before, Shane Brandon, Imani. And then you can see me in Vancouver, British Columbia, November 30th through December 3rd at the House of Comedy in Vancouver. And then I'll be in Austin December 8th and 9th at the Vulcan Gas Company doing some stand-up comedy. I might even make it Hanukkah themed. Fuck around, I'll find out. We're going to see.

I've got enough material for 10 minutes and I'm going to try to do 80. Right. That'll just be fun for everybody, right? It would be like a learning experience, probably. That's right. You know what I mean? Gentiles and whatnot could learn a little. Jeff, lean into this a little bit for me.

There you go. Nice job. I can be found at you know where. I don't want to set off that chant again, but I do want to say that we will be doing Benson Movie Interruption right here at Dynasty Typewriter. So go to DynastyTypewriter.com for that show, for Lauren's show, and all the great stuff they do here. Let's hear it for Dynasty Typewriter. Such a nice venue. So glad to be here Oh we'll be back here On August 20th

And one more time For all of my guests Jeff Tate Dave Waite Lauren Lapkus And Ian Carmel And as always Push the button Max

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