Doug Loves Movies - Jade Catta-Preta, Eric Krug and Doug Mellard guest

Episode Date: August 9, 2021

Live from the LOL Comedy Club in San Antonio, Doug welcomes Jade Catta-Preta, Eric Krug and Doug Mellard to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. ...For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug Hakes Candy wrappers screaming Baby sticky seeds With 50 acid popcorn kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody! My name is Doug, and I love movies!
Starting point is 00:00:31 Woo! Yeah! Movies! All right, I guess we're going to have to do it again again. This is the third show back after the pandemic, and audiences are having a little trouble with that part. So let's, I know you probably weren't thinking about it back after the pandemic and audiences are having a little trouble with that part. I know you probably weren't thinking about it before the show
Starting point is 00:00:49 and then it suddenly happened. You're like, oh, what are we supposed to say here? But the other time that you're all supposed to yell out is way more complicated and harder to do. So the fact that that one didn't go off as planned is a little disturbing. My name is Doug and I love movies. This is I Love Movies! as planned is a little disturbing. My name is Doug and I love movies. Okay, that was better.
Starting point is 00:01:10 As always, Doug Loves Movies is presented to you by OCB Rolling Papers. No matter which OCB paper you choose, you can be assured all papers are vegan, GMO free, chlorine free, and dye free. chlorine free and dye free enjoy the show hello everybody my name is doug and i do love movies and we're coming to you once again from the lol comedy club in san antonio texas it's saturday august 7th 2021 And time for me to say these words. Doug Bluggs. Doug Loves Movies is returning to the Sacramento Punchline on Saturday, August 14th at 4.20. Doug Loves Movies is back at Helium Indianapolis.
Starting point is 00:01:56 It's a gas on August 28th at 4.20. And DLM revisits Rosemont, Illinois at Zaney's on Sunday, September 12th at 4.20. And the LM revisits Rosemont, Illinois at Zaney's on Sunday, September 12th at 420. Adding more shows as we pull out of Pando. For more dates and deets, go to douglosemovies.com
Starting point is 00:02:17 That's douglosemovies.com Yeah! Yeah! Shh! Shh! That's it? That's it? Oh, you fainted on the Ted dancing, but that was really good. I really didn't expect that to be that good after This Is Douglas movies wasn't quite there. So I appreciate you guys making the effort. From the corrections department,
Starting point is 00:02:46 it's holy smoke, not holy smokes. Super glad we cleared that up. And the prize bag, I'll tell you guys a little bit more about it later. But for now, I'll just say to the listeners that they can find out what's in the prize bag by looking at my Instagram account, where I showed everything that I put in here. There's some pretty cool stuff, and somebody's going to win it all tonight. But first, we need some guests. Are you ready to meet my guests today, San Antonio?
Starting point is 00:03:18 San Antonio! Please welcome Jade Catapretta, Eric Krug, and Doug Mallard! Woo! Yeah! What's up, Doug? There they come. There they come. They're really making you applaud for a long time. With their casual stroll to the stage.
Starting point is 00:03:55 But what an exciting... Hi. You have your own pink microphone? Once I got in my head that little germs could sit in these, and comics are gross. I was like, nah, dude. Oh, that's a really good point. Yeah. Oh yeah. That's clean now. That's how it works, right? You just rub your sleep on something. Well, thank you for bringing that beautiful microphone. Thanks.
Starting point is 00:04:25 And let's meet all of my guests individually and alphabetically, starting with pink microphone lady herself. It's Jade Catapretta, everybody! Hi, Doug. Hi. Headlining here at LOL Comedy Club all weekend long. Pretty psyched. It's been really good.
Starting point is 00:04:49 It's been really fun. Real weird audience members. I like it. I broke up a marriage last night. Yeah. Yeah, you got two shows tonight. Yeah. And yeah, this is a fun town.
Starting point is 00:05:01 Yeah, stay here all day. Yeah, stay here all day. Fun town, fun club. Great place to visit. Yeah, hit up the HEB today Stay here all day. Fun town, fun club. Great place to visit. Yeah. Hit up the HEB today. Pretty good day. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:10 The what? HEB. You're like, what? I thought you were saying something racist. I saw an HEB today. What? What? You did what?
Starting point is 00:05:25 Where? But yes, that's a chain of stores that we don't have out in California. It's a Walmart, but everything is natural products in there, too. So it's like natural, local products. I love it. Great tortillas. Great tortillas. And the B stands for butts.
Starting point is 00:05:43 Does it? Yeah, yeah. I'm going to go have my picture taken there and then I'll have a new heb shot alright that was just for the people on stage that particular joke but Jade's first time on Doug Loves Movies yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:05:58 you've been on Getting Doug With High a bunch of times too many times I can't remember so it's nice to have you join us in this format. Thanks for having me. Also here today is Eric Krug, everybody. Hey, everybody. Woo! Who also pointed out to me, I thought, because we've known each other for a minute, I thought
Starting point is 00:06:22 that Eric had been on Doug Lowe's movies before. Never heard of it but but apparently you have been on Benson movie interruptions where I sit and talk during movies and yes make jokes and it's this is pretty different from that I mean movies are still the topic but glad to glad to have you back drove Drove in from Austin? Yes. How's everything going in Austin for you these days? It's fine. All right. I mean, you know.
Starting point is 00:06:51 Okay, so everybody here, just stay here. It's cool. No reason to fuck with Austin. Nobody's doing better than you. Yeah, yeah. It's the same all over. You've got to cheer up. You've got to hit up a head.
Starting point is 00:07:00 Yeah. I went to the Target today. Because I forgot to bring a lighter. A what? A lighter to Texas. And I needed a lighter. Yeah. Because I wanted to start a small fire.
Starting point is 00:07:17 Yeah. On the end of a stick that I would put in my mouth. And it turns out I had to buy five lighters. So if anybody needs one. Oh, I do need one. Yeah, I love stealing lighters. I have a in my mouth. And it turns out I had to buy five lighters, so if anybody needs one. Oh, I do need one. Yeah, I love stealing lighters. I have a problem. Yeah, they sell them in bulk, I guess.
Starting point is 00:07:32 Texas. Yeah, I mean, if I went to a 7-Eleven, I guess I could have bought one. But I went to Target, and it's a big box store. Doug Mellard is also joining us today. Doug Mellard! Hi! That's how you have to say it
Starting point is 00:07:49 You have been on Doug Lowe's movies, correct? I have A bunch of times And you never win Never No, I actually beat Sam Levine one time Whoa How dare you
Starting point is 00:08:00 But it was because There was like a disqualification or something I didn't really outright know. Oh, I'm sure he explained to us why you didn't deserve it. Yeah, he'll know. He's home studying right now for the next appearance. I just pissed off Sam Levine right now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:16 But you, of course, are the co-host of Wide World of Dugs. Yeah! Thank you. Super popular podcast that we started during Pando when we were just sitting around like, let's do something. We did it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:31 Oh, Jane was even on it. I didn't realize. Are you with Doug's head? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's the other Doug on Wide World of Thugs. That's the Doug, dude.
Starting point is 00:08:42 We didn't meet in person, obviously. Yeah. Talk to us for an hour, but we keep the cameras off. Mine was on. I was pissed. Well, we tried to make it like a radio show, but yeah, Jade was like, you're going to look at me. I don't care how you want to do it.
Starting point is 00:08:56 You're going to watch me. And then she pulled out that big, big microphone and it started making a vibrating sound. I like a multi-purpose instrument. So you used that mic for both shows last night? Yeah. And then went home, cleaned it off a little bit?
Starting point is 00:09:12 I cleaned it off. You're not worried about your own thing? Oh, no. I mean, I definitely caught COVID here in the last two days. I mean, I've been here. I had a front row. I was spinning in their mouth, making them spit in my mouth and stuff. Why did you do that?
Starting point is 00:09:25 I'm going to go out strong. She does a lot of baby bird impressions. I do. My entire set. For this first baby bird impression. I'm not going to let COVID decide what I'm going to do. I'm going to fill up a pool with COVID and dive into it.
Starting point is 00:09:42 I'll show that disease. I'll show that virus. I'll show that virus. COVID wrestling. Oh my God. Oh my God, that's you. Why hasn't that started yet? Why not a, you know, vaccinated free octagon? Just guys grappling and wondering if they're getting COVID the whole time.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Wait, why did you picture dudes? I pictured like two hot chicks. Yeah, let's get two dudes up in here. Yeah, I'm kind of old-fashioned when it comes to octagons. Also, women are smarter, I feel like. Yeah, they would not do that. Yeah, they're not going to get
Starting point is 00:10:15 into a COVID octagon. Wrestling is so fun. One has COVID, one doesn't. Let's see what the other dude catches up. I think that's where we're going. There's going to be some crazy ideas coming out of this. You know, people are tired of those shows
Starting point is 00:10:32 where people eat things that are too hot. Did you see Lorde on that show? She didn't sweat at all. I was like, is she a robot? What is happening? Who? Lorde? Oh, Lorde. Oh, Lorde. Our savior. I saw her new album cover and I went, Oh, Lord. Oh, Lord. Our savior. I saw her new album cover and I went, oh, Lord.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Solar panel. Just a shot right up her ass. Which she probably got to because of COVID. So we've met everybody, right? Yeah, I think we have. Doug Mellert's going to be joining me on stage tomorrow. Not always at the same time. We'll perform separately and together
Starting point is 00:11:13 because we're doing a stand-up show here. And for the first time, this is the first time Doug and I have been able to perform together since we've been doing Wide World of Dougs for a year. So tomorrow here at LOL is a stand-up comedy show at 420, and the other comic on the show is also named Doug. No! It's only Dugs on stage.
Starting point is 00:11:34 If you guys know anybody, if your name is Doug, you get in for free tomorrow. Yeah, so are there Dugs in San Antonio? Not when we leave I don't think Middle name included? Middle name, last name I don't know if they know that in the box office
Starting point is 00:11:55 They might be a little bit more strict They like They turned down Michael Douglas Nope Sorry buddy But, but but no it's some dc fan they're like uh-uh you're part of the mcu get the fuck out of here um all right so yeah so yeah if it says doug anywhere on on your picture id i say uh go for
Starting point is 00:12:22 it yeah you know if they don't if they say hey no at the box office just come inside there's like a lobby area in a bar find a manager I don't know why I'm saying all this this is more just for everybody here and all the dogs they know and from the reaction I feel like raise your hand if you know a Dug. One Dug. Two Dugs. Three, four, five, six. Oh, now they're constantly popping up. Raise your hand if you know a Jade. Yeah, nobody knows a Jade.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Oh, one, two. What kind of Jade? It's a stripper. Surprise. Surprise. It's not her real name. Yeah, what is your real name, Jade? My real name is Jade. In Portuguese, it's pronounced Zha Ji,
Starting point is 00:13:10 which actually means penis in Chinese. Told you, told you, I told you. You guys and your crazy bets. All right, so the beginning part of the show, we just, you know, chat about movies. Oh, my God, my niece is having a baby in a few days, and the text thread is just off the chain. It's so weird. You just threw that phone down in disgust.
Starting point is 00:13:35 Yeah. Why? Because it just keeps buzzing, and I don't, you know, I mean, I'd love to hear updates. You know, I wish the whole chain would pop up after this show's over instead of constant, what if something bad happened? It's weird, though, because I pictured a child, and then you're like, my niece is having a baby, and I was like, what?
Starting point is 00:13:54 The baby's having a baby? I know. Isn't it weird that we can possibly have adult nieces? What's that called? What's her daughter to you? She might be your great uncle or whoa your great uncle great uncle doug yeah oh yeah that's me great uncle i'm never gonna be a grandfather i'll tell you that
Starting point is 00:14:16 here's where the part of the show that we normally, I say that like we're going to change it up today. We're doing it today, too. This is where we visit Recommendation Nation. And that is the spot where we recommend, each one of you gets to recommend one movie that you think people should see and that they would enjoy. Could be something obscure. Could be something very new. But just something that, you know, don't sit up here and recommend The Wizard of Oz, you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:14:50 Never seen it. Is that true? No. I was so excited that you never saw The Wizard of Oz. But I've never seen The Matrix. Whoa. Okay, that's not as bad as Wizard of Oz. I said it like really, like you were going to be shocked. I was like, The Matrix! Matrix, you know, once you watch
Starting point is 00:15:05 that first one, then they trick you into watching two more and, you know, Wizard of Oz just wraps it up. Wizard of Oz just says, that didn't even happen. And the guy that wrote the books is like, it fucking did happen. I wrote a million books. And they turned it into one movie and said it was all a dream. It was a
Starting point is 00:15:23 fucked up move. Yeah, it's like the ending of Lost. Like, we're dead? What? Sorry if you haven't seen Lost. Yeah, sorry. Sorry. People haven't caught up on Lost yet.
Starting point is 00:15:35 It doesn't spoil anything. You won't follow anything after season two. I think somebody could be told everything that happens in Lost and they'd still watch and go, what is happening? The smoke thing? Why? Why is this happening? Doug, you go first because you've been here before. Just
Starting point is 00:15:51 recommend a movie. So I, last time I think I was on a recommend, I've been in a good, bad movies because the world is shit and I want to laugh. Oh, last time we talked about Roadhouse. Yeah, Roadhouse. That's all-time great. But this time, I'm going to recommend,
Starting point is 00:16:08 it was actually other guest Eric Krug, for two decades, told me Congo was one of the worst, best movies of all time. I had not seen it, and then I saw it a few months ago, and then I loved it so much in a good, bad way, I watched it like four more times in a week. And I felt so bad I I turned him down for two decades
Starting point is 00:16:28 that my wife and I threw him a mini party called Congo Palooza we did I'll show you some pictures we played a game called pin the penis on the gorilla my wife dressed up like a gorilla and served
Starting point is 00:16:44 martinis cause the gorilla drinks a martini in it. Uh, it's, it's, it's, he even made like a, he even made an opening video like with ACDC played by like an old monkey. Oh yeah. It's fine. Well, after everything that's gone down, he like just to throw a party for no fucking reason for a friend and like play Congo.
Starting point is 00:17:04 Why not? We've been through a lot, you know? I even got gifts. I got a Ernie Hudson figurine. Yeah, dude. Was there a Congo line? I'm a big Ernie Hudson fan, by the way. Oh, there was a...
Starting point is 00:17:12 Ernie Hudson fan. There was a Congo line, for sure. It's good times. You did do a Congo line? Oh, yeah. We had it all. There's a photo. Because the movie is Konga.
Starting point is 00:17:24 Yeah, yeah. But it's enough. Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. Konga. Yeah. There's a photo booth. The movie is Konga. Yeah, but it's enough. Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. Konga. This was a Congo line, okay? Yeah, you got mowed down with machine guns by some military operatives. Yeah, everybody just stands against the wall, hands onto the wall. Sorry, that's dark. I mean, I don't want to talk about Congo forever
Starting point is 00:17:45 because it sucks and it's also not nice to animals. It's very mean to animals. The whole thing, the one scientist wants to save the gorilla, but they kill like a hundred gorillas. It's like, what the fuck is this movie? It's weird. It's upsetting. But to be fair, I think
Starting point is 00:18:01 they're all fake gorillas. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. No, gorilla actors were killed in the making of Kongo? Yeah. They took these fake gorillas and put squibs on them so that blood shoots out of these gorillas like they're being shot by military-grade weapons. And it's PG-13, I think.
Starting point is 00:18:23 I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. Well, yeah, they don't care about the animals. So wait, I'm sorry, what's the logline, like a short logline? What's it about?
Starting point is 00:18:31 It's about the Congo. I think the logline was, we don't even fucking know. It's about like an ancient race of super gorillas that live underground. You don't even see them until like the last five minutes.
Starting point is 00:18:41 And then it's about a talking gorilla that like sign languages, but does it with them. Oh, I i remember seeing this yes everybody has a bad zero need to see it zero yeah so yep and there was zero need to discuss it that much i think i even said out loud we're not going to talk about congo we talked about congo so what else you guys want to do? Do you have anything else? I'm just saying
Starting point is 00:19:11 I work with PETA and we don't like that movie. I'm going to get PETA mad at you for liking that movie. Alright, so Doug is voting for Congo. It'll be interesting to see how the listeners react to that movie. All right, so Doug is voting for Congo. It'll be interesting to see how the listeners react to that choice.
Starting point is 00:19:29 Yeah, that's a pretty good one. What do you think, Jade? Can you recommend a movie? First, I want to say just a real shout out. Don't watch Seaspiracy. It ruined my life. But also, I want to put out Dogtooth. That movie was really weird. I really liked it. It made me feel weird.
Starting point is 00:19:45 Yeah, I recommend it. So that's your recommendation? Dogtooth. That movie was really weird. I really liked it. Made me feel weird. I recommend it. So that's your recommendation? Dogtooth? Yeah, Dogtooth. It's made by the same guy who did what's that weird, crazy oh shit, help me. Is it Lars von Trier? Yes, it is. But what's that other film that he just came out with that's like a holiday in Norway?
Starting point is 00:20:02 What is it? No. Are you thinking of Midsommar? Midsommar. Yeah, that's not, that person has nothing to do with, what did you say? Dog Tooth.
Starting point is 00:20:13 I never said I was good at references. I don't know what you want from me. It's not the same guy though. But anyway, I like Dog Tooth. I thought that movie was weird and really fucked up and I recommend it. What is it?
Starting point is 00:20:23 It's basically, well, I don't want to give up the ending, but it's basically these siblings. Yeah, start from the beginning. Okay, so once upon a time, there's these siblings and they live in this very controlled environment and then we figure out that their whole reality is contrived
Starting point is 00:20:38 by their parents, basically. Do we know any of the actors in it? I don't know. I don't. It's like an indie movie? And they speak a language. I don't know if it don't. They're all like... It's like an indie movie? And they speak a language. I don't know if it's a real language. Tell me. It's Greek.
Starting point is 00:20:49 Is it Greek? Because I was like, is it a fake language that they're speaking also on top of it? I guess I don't know languages or directors. Okay, here's another tip on this show. Please don't ask the audience questions. I'm so sorry. Because we're going to play a game show, and then once they've been telling you the answers, then they will keep telling you the answers.
Starting point is 00:21:08 I feel like the rules should have been told. You should have told us in the beginning. I said I'd talk you through it. Eric. What do you got to recommend? I'm kind of in the same mode Doug's been in. I have to watch a lot of stupid movies. Although, first movie back in the theater, when the theaters opened up
Starting point is 00:21:23 before they probably closed up against you, was The Courier, which I think is very underrated. I haven't heard a lot of stupid movies. Although, first movie, back in the theater, when the theaters opened up, before they probably closed up against you, was The Courier, which I think is very underrated. I haven't heard a lot of people talking about it, but The Courier is really good. The Courier. The Courier. Benedict Cumberbatch. But recently, me and my friends... Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's happening? Your recommendation is The Courier. You got it.
Starting point is 00:21:40 I love The Courier. Yeah. I don't know why everybody's opening with other movies and then eventually getting to answering the question. I'm sorry. We get greedy. We get greedy. Just recommend a movie. You got it, you got it.
Starting point is 00:21:51 And you're going with The Courier? Sure. Okay, what is it? What the fuck is The Courier? It's a Cold War spy movie. Ugh, boring. Boring. Well, I was going to recommend Four Brothers.
Starting point is 00:22:02 Four Brothers? By John Singleton. It's fantastic. Me and my friends watched it again, third time. Can you name all four brothers? Well, it's Mark Wahlberg, Therese, Andre 3000, and then nobody knows who the fourth guy is. He was in one movie. Okay, glad you remembered the white guy.
Starting point is 00:22:18 It's Sam Levine. In the movie about four brothers. No, the fourth guy's white, too. It's two white guys and two black guys. They're adopted. Right. But they're brothers. And they get into, what do they do?
Starting point is 00:22:32 They do crime? Well, their adopted mom gets killed, and they go on a mission of revenge against Chiwetel Ejiofor. And it's fantastic. The actor, or does he play a character? No, they specifically go after the actor, Chiwetel Ejiofor.
Starting point is 00:22:45 I feel like you really like showing off pronouncing his name. I don't think it's right at all. I think you're nailing it. I think you're nailing it. I hope, I hope I am. He's a great actor, but it's a scary name to say. I know, it's pretty bold of me
Starting point is 00:22:59 to just try to say it like I knew it. Yeah, I'm getting better a lot. You know, you gotta just learn it eventually. Gotta go for it. Just rolls out. Yeah. David Oelio. Oelio is another one
Starting point is 00:23:11 I have a tough, hard time with. Yeah, yeah. That's a hard one. Yeah. But great actors. Okay, so we got Dogtooth,
Starting point is 00:23:19 The Courier, and Congo. So if anyone wants to have like six hours of hellish nightmares... Wait, but this is my question to you. Can I ask a quick question? Sure. Should this be a movie we know a lot about?
Starting point is 00:23:31 Or just a movie we were recommending? Because I'd like to change my answer to Selena. If it's something I need. That's literally the only movie I really know. Yeah, you don't have to know anything about it. I'm sorry that I asked a follow-up question. I just wanted the general idea
Starting point is 00:23:47 of what it was. I just got scared because I obviously don't know who the director of that movie is even. Yeah. No, I've got 50 questions about Dogtooth. Here we go. I like changing it to Selena. Okay, Selena. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Selena. That's my jam, babe. We're changing it to Selena. Hey, do you want to go ahead and change
Starting point is 00:24:05 to Four Brothers? I'm sorry I bullied you into the courier. No, no, that's... I mean, yes, Four Brothers. Okay, Four Brothers. I'll change mine to Selena also. Duh, duh. No, now I'm excited because Congo is going to get murdered by
Starting point is 00:24:23 Selena and Four Brothers. I can't imagine. If there's a person out there who likes Congo better than those other two movies, I don't know what that's about. All right. So we did it. We got all the recommendations. And that means that it's time to play some games yeehaw yeah i got a bunch of games worked out for today starting with the ocb game presented by ocb rolling papers
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Starting point is 00:28:11 on his phone. And so Milo got picked by Eric to potentially win the prizes. Milo, I think you're going home with the prizes but you never know here's how the ocb game works i am going to ask a question we'll start with jade
Starting point is 00:28:31 the answer is either oc or b if she misses it we move to eric if he misses it we move to doug and he cleans up with that gimme point we'll see sorry lillian maybe we'll see how it goes. Jade Catapretta. Yay. Which letter, O, C, or B, is not the beginning of the title of a Tom Hanks movie filmed partially in Canadian Texas? There's a city in Texas called Canadian. So, O. And part of this movie was filmed there and it begins with O, C, or B. So, which
Starting point is 00:29:10 one do you think it is? I thought you said it's not one of the letters. Okay. It is one of those. Okay, no. Actually, pick from all the other letters in the album. No, no, no. I thought you said it's not the beginning of the letter is not one of these. The title is not one of these, but it is one of those.
Starting point is 00:29:26 The title begins with one of these letters. O, C, or B. I'm going to go with C. C. C has been taken, Doug. C has been taken. I got nervous because I thought you had a backless stool and I thought you were going to fall over.
Starting point is 00:29:48 Now, what'd you say, Jade? C. That is correct. Woo! See how you could stumble into it on this show? Because you had no idea which movie I'm talking about. And you really will be surprised when you hear that Castaway
Starting point is 00:30:07 was shot partially in Canadian Texas. That's wild. Fun fact. But you got the point, Jay. Congratulations. Dude, that volleyball was probably from H-E-B, dude. Yeah. Yeah, Wilson's
Starting point is 00:30:24 from Corpus Christi. There's a Dick's Sporting Goods there. Wilson had a backstory that was cut from the film. They need to make a movie just about them all. The Wilson origin story. That sounds like a movie Doug Mellard would make. I'm on it. He's on it.
Starting point is 00:30:45 Look for it tomorrow on his Instagram. Oh, this is going to happen now. Yeah, right? Eric Krug, you get to go first on this next round. Alright. First person at two points wins. Jade's already got one. Plus, you don't win anything, really. If I win, you guys
Starting point is 00:31:02 have to come to my show tonight. Is that how that works? Yeah. Yeah. And you have to buy tickets. You win! Yeah, because I was thinking they probably stick around for their free food and drinks. So yeah, you don't really have to talk them into it.
Starting point is 00:31:20 Cool. If you got a Vax card, you get in for free. If you're Brazilian, too, you get in for free. Or named Doug. Did you say if you'rex card, you get in for free. If you're Brazilian, too, you get in for free. Or named Doug. Did you say if you're Brazilian and you have a wax card? All right, Eric. There are rumors that Chris Tucker will return for Rush Hour 4. Are you serious?
Starting point is 00:31:41 I'm sorry. You nailed it. I'm sorry. You nailed it. I'm sorry. It's true. I mean, it's true that there are rumors. But what letter is at the beginning of the title of the last movie Chris Tucker was in from 2016? Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:32:09 Does it begin with the letter O, C, or B? I'm going to have to guess because I don't. It's O. Oh, shit. That is incorrect. He got you. I'll reach for the whistle. Oh, shit. That is incorrect. He got you.
Starting point is 00:32:29 I'll reach for the whistle. Thought he was an O brother. We're out there. Damn it. Oh, he's not. But that definitely begins with O. Because it's not even O-H. It's just O, brother.
Starting point is 00:32:45 Doug Millard. I'm going to go C. That's incorrect. What do you think it is, Jay? I'm going to go with B. It's like we're at the Olympics. She did the splits. For the listeners, that was very exciting to see her do the splits.
Starting point is 00:33:16 Now for an additional point, Jade, name the movie. Banana Boys. Is that it? No. This is a movie I haven't seen because it got kind of mixed reaction, but it was directed by Ang Lee, who did great movies like Brokeback Mountain.
Starting point is 00:33:35 Hulk? No. That's the other shit movie he made. But anyway, it's called Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk. Holy. Oh, Walk. Holy. Oh, wait. I haven't heard of it.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Yeah. I guess I'm interested. You were in it, though. Interested. Congratulations, Jade. You just won that game. She was really close to the Banana Boys.
Starting point is 00:33:59 That was almost it. That's not why she won it, Doug. She won because she got two points. But I have a couple more of these, and I want to do them anyway. Because that ended too fast. But what you won, Jade, is you get to go first in the next game. Oh, sick. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:16 Probably won't help much. Won't. But, you know, it's a position of power. I'm getting excited. I wish the SATs were like this. In a comedy club. Yeah. To get into college, it started with one of these letters.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Let's start with you, Eric, since Jade got that point. But this is just for fun. In 1985, Meryl Streep was nominated for Best Actress and lost the film she was nominated for starts with the letter O C or B ooh and what year you said I said I'll go with O. That is correct. Oh, shit. What was it? You get nothing.
Starting point is 00:35:10 Where's my whistle? I shouldn't whistle because this is an official play. It's like I feel like I'm seeing a movie poster in my head, but I can't remember the name. This is an exhibition match. The film was called Out of Africa. Yes. There it is. Yes.
Starting point is 00:35:22 I don't remember that. Yeah. All right, Doug. Okay. This is the last one of this game. Oh it is. Yes. I don't remember that. Yeah. All right, Doug. Okay. This is the last one of this game. Oh, God. In 1998, Meryl Streep was nominated for Best Actress and lost.
Starting point is 00:35:38 The film she was nominated for begins with O, C, or B. I'm going to go with O again. You think she won for Out of Africa again? I know sometimes you'll trick and you'll do like these bookends. You're right about that. The winner is O! It pays to do your homework. Out of Africa 2.
Starting point is 00:35:59 Outer of Africa. Still out. Get out, Meryl, get out! What are you still doing here? Shouldn't you be on the River Wild? The actual, this one I had forgotten about because she gets nominated for every other movie she makes, but this one was called One True Thing. Huh.
Starting point is 00:36:20 Yeah. So anyway, that's the OCB game, everybody! Come on! So anyway, that's the OCB game, everybody. Yay! And Jade, guess what? What? You get to go first in ABCD's notes! You got a great smile, bud. Yeah. This is a spelling game.
Starting point is 00:36:45 Oh, fuck. I'll tell. Yeah. This is a spelling game. Oh, fuck. I'll tell you the letter. You don't have to figure out what the next letter is. But we're going to spell a word. I'm going to give each of you, take turns. Jade first. Then we'll switch it up. We'll go to Doug and then to Eric.
Starting point is 00:37:00 And Jade, I'll just tell you a letter. You name any movie that begins with that letter. And then you're good any movie it could be even but it could be it could be banana boys or whatever if you make up a movie I'm not gonna complain but if you figure out the theme as this game proceeds and then you match the name the movie I've written down in advance then that's how you win this one. It could end at any moment and we're gonna spell in honor of the fact that Doug loves movies is returning to helium in Indianapolis on Saturday October October August August change mark don't write down october everybody august 28th august 28th indianapolis let's spell
Starting point is 00:37:47 indianapolis and we all know jade that it begins with the letter i so name any movie with the letter i at the start of it indiana jones that was my favorite of all the Indiana Jones movies. All the others had way too many words in the title. It just went on and on. Did I fuck it up? Like if you worked at a theater, you had to put so many letters on the marquee.
Starting point is 00:38:17 I wish it was just called Indiana Jones. Does that count or did I fuck it up? Say the whole title. Indiana Jones and the Ark of Light. That was the working title. They were thinking about calling it that, but it's kind of a spoiler. There was Indiana Jones And lots of snakes And then I also loved Indiana Jones
Starting point is 00:38:49 Oh that ball's huge Which one was your favorite? And it's rolling my way Which reminds me of OCB Rolling Papers A proud sponsor of Doug Loves Movies. There's Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.
Starting point is 00:39:10 Indiana Jones and his father. We'll just assume you said one of those. It doesn't match me. I went with I, Robot. Good movie. N is the next letter and we switch it up right so we're going to Doug in and yeah there's like a lot of eyes in Indianapolis I'm already getting my head about eyes I wasn't thinking about in nice guys nice guys yeah it's the nice guys I think oh It's The Nice Guys, I think.
Starting point is 00:39:45 No! Or is it just Nice Guys? It might be just Nice Guys. Yeah, yeah. I think it's The. I'm freaking out. I can't think of one. Because they have a business card.
Starting point is 00:39:53 At the end of the movie, they have a business card. And why would you just write Nice Guys? You'd be The Nice Guys on your business card, wouldn't it? The. If you're like a detective firm. Yeah, I like to say The. Or I guess it could be Nice Guy's Detective Agency. But anyway, I'll accept it either way because we're not sure.
Starting point is 00:40:11 I went with a movie called Now You See Me. Ooh. D is the next letter, and it's to Eric. Drive. Excellent choice. I said a movie called Deadly Eyes. So, so far we've got iRobot, Now You See Me, Deadly Eyes, and then we're back to the letter I, and we're back to Jade.
Starting point is 00:40:41 Yeah, just think about this. How'd that work out that you got I there's literally three Indiana Jones movies I said two of them well Raiders of the Lost Ark does not begin with I Doug Incarnation
Starting point is 00:40:56 okay can I ask a follow up question yeah do you know what that is no okay I actually just saw a church that said I wasn't, you know, I thought maybe. No, I actually just saw a church that said it the other day walking through it, and I thought, what the fuck is that? It just said incarnation.
Starting point is 00:41:12 Incarnation. And we were like, is it the moment you're born? Is it you're reborn? Anyway, I thought it sounded like a movie, so I went with it. Yeah. You know, with the movie titles these days and all the movies that go direct to VOD and stuff, every expression you can think of is a movie title. Yeah. You know, with the movie titles these days and all the movies that go direct to VOD and stuff, every expression you can think of is a movie title. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:30 No, no. That's why they keep making movies where they just use a title that's been used before. And you're just like, why can you use that again? How can you use Godfather Part 2 again? Doesn't make any sense. At least start at the first one. I like that the sequel to the remake of Shaft Was just called Shaft again
Starting point is 00:41:46 It was called Shaft again? Was it Shaft dot dot dot? No, it's just called Shaft They rebooted Shaft, Jade And then a few movies later They went back to just calling it Shaft Even though it was a series Oh wait, I'll go with it.
Starting point is 00:42:10 What if I picked up this whistle right now? How crazy would that be? Balloons drop. Save it for the next I. What was the answer? Incarnation. I went with I spy. Which is based on a TV show.
Starting point is 00:42:26 A is the next letter. So. Is it me? No, to duck, to duck, to duck. Duck, duck, duck, duck. About a boy? That's a good movie. Four-parter. Huh? Long movie. It is?
Starting point is 00:42:42 Yeah. Four hours, six minutes. Why are the two of you who grant gaslighting me right now the kid grew up right in front of our eyes you know he has grown up he's acts all the time and he's very good nicholas holt i think is his name. A is the next letter to Doug. Oh, did you say something? Yeah, about a boy. Oh, I thought you were just trying to tell me about some boys. There's an Amber Alert in the area.
Starting point is 00:43:17 About that boy is a funny title for a movie. I went with a movie from 2016 called An Eye for an Eye. Oh, wow. Okay, wait, let me review. So there's an eye theme. Yeah. Say what? So do we call out like some kind of, are we trying to call out a movie title that we think
Starting point is 00:43:37 your theme is about? Or do we wait? Yeah. I think I said that. So yeah, there's a theme. Well, I just didn't want to like just jump out with something. No, no, no. There's a theme.
Starting point is 00:43:46 Go with the letter. There's a theme. And when it's your turn, then I will give you your letter and then you can guess. But you don't just shout out at any time. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why. That's what we've been doing.
Starting point is 00:43:59 We've been doing it for a few rounds now where we're taking one letter each. We're working our way through Indianapolis. And so N is the next letter. Okay, and Nick of Time. No, Now You See Me Too. Do you see how paying attention could really up your game here? Open your mouth.
Starting point is 00:44:24 I mean, eyes. Which I think should have been called Now You See Me Too, or should have been called Now You Don't. But anyway, or Now I Don't. But A is the next letter, and we're back to Jade, yeah. Ace Ventura.
Starting point is 00:44:45 I can't think of any other I movie with the letter A. But in your life, do you think you just shortened titles to the first two words or just the name of the main character? Dude, I'm an immigrant. The fact that I've come this far in this game is just, it means so much to my
Starting point is 00:45:01 country. That's impressive. Friends just came out in Brazil last week. I can't believe you could speak English so well. Thank you so much to my country. That's impressive. Friends just came out in Brazil last week. I can't believe you could speak English so well. Thank you so much. I talk a lot. Okay, let me think about a... Ace Ventura.
Starting point is 00:45:18 Do you want me to recap all the titles so far? No, I know what you're looking for. It's just not in my brain. Yeah, just say any movie begins with A. Ace Ventura, Optometrist. An Eye for an Eye? Is there a movie called An Eye for an Eye? Real quick here.
Starting point is 00:45:36 Two movies ago I said An Eye for an Eye. Oh, that's where I heard it. That's where you heard it. That's it. I swear I heard it. That's where you heard it. That's it. That's it. Yeah, yeah. I swear I heard it somewhere. That's where you heard it. I put it together.
Starting point is 00:45:49 Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes sense. But what does Ace Ventura do for a living? Oh, I'm sorry. Pet detective. Yes. It's that easy to say Ace Ventura, pet detective. But you can switch it if you want to an eye for an eye.
Starting point is 00:46:04 Ace Ventura and the Last Crusade. Ace Ventura and the Eye Doctor. Let's just stay with Jade for a second. Yeah, but I'll just... You can change it to an eye for an eye, if you'd like. Or stay... I feel like this is a trick. Or stay with Ace Ventura.
Starting point is 00:46:20 I'm going to go out to the audience. No, you're not. Oh, okay. That's not an option. This is a game show. I'm going to call in to the people at home. I guess, I feel like you want me to
Starting point is 00:46:34 change it to an eye for an eye. No, I'm just trying to give you the, because you've given me more than one answer. Yeah, you're right. I'll go Ace Ventura. Okay, I went with an eye for an eye. Fuck this! Because it's been made twice. That one was from 1966.
Starting point is 00:46:54 Oh, my God. I knew it. Shit. It's like on Let's Make a Deal, if Wayne is trying to talk you out of something Fuck it Stand your ground Fuck man
Starting point is 00:47:09 I'll never forget that moment Uh P Who Me Is that right Oh I An I movie with P Fuck all I can think of is Pulp Fiction What's wrong with that Oh, I. An I movie with P.
Starting point is 00:47:27 Fuck, all I can think of is Pulp Fiction. What's wrong with that? I'm going to say it. Pulp Fiction. Yeah, it begins with P. It's no shame in just saying a movie that begins with the letter. Pulp Fiction. There you go. Popeye. Oh, damn it. Oh.
Starting point is 00:47:42 That hurts. Oh, no. Oh. That was close. Yeah. Oh, Eric. I was wondering what came after that on Indianapolis, how you spelled it.
Starting point is 00:48:00 I was like, what is that? Indianapolis. I can't think of any. Indianapolis. Out of Africa 2. She should have won it. She should have won it. I went with a movie called
Starting point is 00:48:14 Open Your Eyes. L for the next letter back to Jade. Any movie that begins with L. Is there a movie called Lies? Because it's like eyes. Yeah, I'm sure there is. There is no doubt a movie called Lies? Because it's like eyes. Yeah, I'm sure there is. Lies.
Starting point is 00:48:26 There is no doubt a movie called Lies, if that's what you want to go with. Let me see. Nope. Yeah, I guess that's all I can think of. Yeah, Lies. Lies, okay. I went with a motion picture called Looker. Looker.
Starting point is 00:48:44 Okay. Looker. Okay. Yeah. Well, sometimes you lose. Doug Eye? For, we're at Eye? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:52 I'm just gonna. I know you were thinking ahead on this, right? You were really, I knew there were a lot of eyes. This is a gamble,
Starting point is 00:48:58 but I'm just going with the theme In Your Eyes. Is that a movie? It's gotta be a movie. It's got eyes in it. In your eyes. Is that a movie? It's got to be a movie. In Your Eyes. No. He reached for the whistle.
Starting point is 00:49:12 Got me all excited. I'm going to do a recap so that maybe there's a chance someone will get it on the last letter. It's going to be Eric's turn, Eric. It goes like this. I, robot, now you See Me, Deadly Eyes, I, Spy, An Eye for an Eye from 2016,
Starting point is 00:49:29 Now You See Me, Now You Don't, Now I Don't, and Eye for an Eye from 1966, Popeye, Open Your Eyes, Looker, I Am Legend, S, Eric Kuhn. Take it home. Do the split. See no evil, hear no evil. Oh yeah! I did it!
Starting point is 00:49:53 Oh, you did the splits and everything. But I wrote down, snake eyes. Oh man. Oh man. Oh, man. He's got a torn ACL for nothing. It really hurt. Yes, it'll go away. It might hurt for a second and then it passed.
Starting point is 00:50:17 So guess what happens now, Jade? What? You won that game. You came into that game the winner and there was no winner. Stop doing that. I'm sorry. Now Eric has to do it. It's going to be much harder.
Starting point is 00:50:34 You're the top non-winner. And we're going to play one more game, Jade, and you get to go first in that one. And we're going to do that right after this break. We'll be right back. We're back! And we've got one more
Starting point is 00:50:52 game to play. And Jade, like I said, you get to go first. I'm excited. In this game. And this game is called Last Person Standing. And here's, no applause for that one? Here's how this one works. I'm going to turn to the audience
Starting point is 00:51:13 and ask them individually, I'll pick some people who think they might have an answer. Let me ask them to name an actress. That actress, I'm going to play along. We're going to start with you, Jade. We're going to take turns naming movies that that actress was in. If you can't think of one or you say one that's not correct, then you're out. But if you were joking about lifelines earlier, but you do have one lifeline, you can go to the person whose name tag he chose and ask them to help you once
Starting point is 00:51:45 and if I don't know any shows and she doesn't know any shows maybe I have a personal story about that actor would that be a bonus point no bonus point it's really about surviving it's about what if I slept with them no bonus points
Starting point is 00:52:03 but we want to hear about who in the audience thinks that they oh i should also mention that there's something on the line for them as well because every episode of the show i started this before the pandemic kicked in and then had to stop and been doing zoom shows for the last year or so and thank you to everybody for uh for listening to those but now we're getting back out here and so with this game i had written down an actress's name and put it in my wallet yeah and uh if someone today matches that person's name that's in my wallet, they will win something. And that's something they won't win my wallet, but they'll win a good chunk of it because they're
Starting point is 00:52:50 going to get, because I'm adding money to it every time we play and nobody, you know, it's progressive. So somebody today is going to win $160. Ooh, I want it. If they match. They got to match. And it's from all actresses of all time.
Starting point is 00:53:06 And they gotta match the one that I wrote down. And hope that I remembered which one I wrote down. Because it's been in my wallet for a long time. Alright. Please raise your hand if you would like
Starting point is 00:53:21 to suggest. The gentleman's hand back there. Shot up. Yeah, you. First of all, what's your name? Kevin. Kevin. And who would you like to suggest, Kevin? Your friend's co-star, Jennifer Aniston. My friend's co-star, Jennifer Aniston.
Starting point is 00:53:34 That's interesting that that came up because on the show we did in San Diego just recently, all of the actresses were awesome British actress awesome like british actresses and stuff yeah and the people on stage were like i don't know i don't know yeah and so we ended up eventually getting jennifer aniston and we played all those other actresses and jennifer aniston yeah that's the only thing i can think of to make it fair but uh but thanks for listening to just it was just a week ago. Oh, and it's not in my wallet. That's not in my wallet. But just to make it interesting, let's get another name. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:14 This lady here on the end with the guy next to her going, do not, do not. Why were you trying to discourage her? He's raising her hand. Yeah, yeah. Okay, what's your name? Andrea. Andrea. And what would you
Starting point is 00:54:29 like to suggest? Octavia Spencer. Octavia Spencer. I love that one. Okay. Did you sleep with her? Yeah. Yeah, she was very serious.
Starting point is 00:54:42 Octavia Spencer was in The Help. Now you see how this works is you're giving away answers before we've even started. Fuck! She was not in The Help. We've got Octavia Spencer and Jennifer Aniston. Is everybody comfortable with playing with just those two names?
Starting point is 00:55:02 Or would you like to... So we're going to be naming films from both of their movies. I'm going to play to try to make it more difficult. I'm going to be straight up. I don't think I'm right about who Octavia Spencer is, so I have a third name. What about... You'll figure out who she is when she keeps saying... How to get away with murder.
Starting point is 00:55:20 She's like the lawyer, the woman. Okay, hang on. Hang on, hang on. Now Jake's tricking you she's not viola davis oh i think who is in suicide suicide squad i love the waving blonde hair lady right there and your name is meg ryan would you like to you want to share your name? Tracy Tracy Thank you Tracy
Starting point is 00:55:46 Meg Ryan you guys Meg Ryan okay Alright Alright So Back in this Alright So that's what we're going to do
Starting point is 00:55:53 We're going to do the films of Meg Ryan Octavia Spencer And Jennifer I do have an Octavia Spencer story Hey was Meg Ryan in your wallet? You know what? Meg Ryan was not in my wallet. Thank you for asking, because I could have forgotten.
Starting point is 00:56:10 And you would get the money. Yeah, but I think we'll see when it happens. But I think when somebody says the name, I'm going to go crazy. And then the audience is going to go crazy. Because everyone's going to be. Because I just, yeah, I'm sorry I didn't say that that's not the name. But it's not. So we got Meg ryan octavia spencer jennifer aniston jade goes first then eric then me then doug we got a double doug situation over here and you can name a movie
Starting point is 00:56:37 for any of those three actresses so all right it's not that hard right yeah yeah all right i'm gonna go with you've got mail okay right out of the gate we're doing a meg ryan eric i'll go with uh uh along came paulie jennifer i will do uh oh this will be fun i'll do my favorites of these folks if you haven't said it yet uh my favorite meg ryan movie or one of them is uh vs. the Volcano. Oh, good one. She plays three parts in that one. I'll go with Sleepless
Starting point is 00:57:11 in Seattle. Right? Yeah. Classic. Classic. Classic, Meg. Classic Seattle movie that has that amazing finish at the Empire State Building. My favorite place to go when I when I'm in Seattle, I'm like, when I get out of here, I'm going at the Empire State Building. My favorite place to go when I'm in Seattle. I'm like, when I get out of here, I'm going to the Empire State Building
Starting point is 00:57:30 because I'm sleepless here. I'm hoping that if I'm on the observation deck of the Empire State Building, I can catch a few Zs. Jade? I'm just going to go with the help while I think about it. Oh, nobody said the help. We could have said the help. God damn it. We forgot go with the help while I think about Oh, nobody said the help We could have said the help We forgot to say the help
Starting point is 00:57:48 Good job Eric When a man loves a woman Okay We've got someone in the audience going, what? Andy Garcia So yeah, just keep in mind that There are films that these actors have made
Starting point is 00:58:04 That you haven't heard of. They're all very successful. They've worked a long time. So you don't have to really question when we say the name of a movie that does exist and is real. Okay, so Meg. Oh, Octavia. I got to go. The Shape of Water.
Starting point is 00:58:23 Oh, yes. Forgot she go. The Shape of Water. Oh, yes. Forgot she was. The Shape of Water. I'm gonna go with the classic Meg Ryan film, IQ. What? Do you know that one? It is, yeah. Her and Walter Matthau. Is he Einstein or Einstein type?
Starting point is 00:58:42 Oh, he's Einstein. Walter Matthau's Einstein. It's funny. The Matthau's Einstein. It's funny. The movie's not funny. No, it is not. He's a fun choice for that. Relativity! Was that Einstein?
Starting point is 00:58:58 Yeah, yeah. That was perfect. That was perfect Einstein. Jade? Bad Boss? What's that? That Jennifer Aniston movie? Or is it Horrible Bosses?
Starting point is 00:59:11 No, it's Bad Boss. Hang on, hang on, hang on. I don't know what this is, but I got this. Something to do with the boss? It's bad. The audience wants you to do a twirl. I think it is bad.
Starting point is 00:59:27 It isn't. So let's not trust your instincts. How dare you? Don't trust your instincts and say what your second idea was. Horrible boss. That is correct. Horrible title. Horrible title.
Starting point is 00:59:43 Wait, bad boss is a better title? Yeah, Double B, dude. I love that. That's like a better... That's why Boss Baby is your favorite. Boss Baby is my favorite. Was Jennifer Aniston in that? I don't know who's in that.
Starting point is 00:59:57 She might have. I know Alec Baldwin's the Boss Baby, but if you said Boss Baby, I wouldn't know if anybody else... Well, I'm pretty sure Jennifer Aniston's not. I auditioned for it. I didn't get it. You auditioned for Boss Baby?
Starting point is 01:00:07 I auditioned for stuff all the time. I never get anything. What was the Boss Baby character? No, it was a secretary. Do you know who ended up getting it? Some name. Probably Audrey Plaza. My guess is Jenny Slate.
Starting point is 01:00:24 Jenny, yeah. She gets a lot of the roles I want. That's my guess. She's popular in animation. Whose turn is it, Eric? Eric. Breaking Up. Vince Vaughn, Jennifer Aniston. Oh, I love that movie.
Starting point is 01:00:41 She looks so good in that movie. Okay, let's let him think about this for a bit. What's it called? Oh, shit. Is movie. She looks so good in that movie. Okay, let's let him think about this for a bit. Wait, what's it called? Oh, shit, is that wrong? God damn. I know, I was thinking of that movie. Wait, the break, no, fuck, it's like that. No, right?
Starting point is 01:00:54 Shit. It is like that, you're right. It is like that. Break up? The break up? Yeah. Yeah. Bad break up. Double P, dude, I love it. Bad breakup
Starting point is 01:01:05 You know It might not be the greatest comedy in the world But I love Because of some of the people in it Office Christmas Party It's got some really funny It's actually a really funny movie It's got some really funny It's actually a really funny movie. It's got some really funny stuff
Starting point is 01:01:26 in there. And, yeah. Doug? I'm gonna go I enjoy this film. Where are the Millers? There's some fun stuff in there. Oh, yeah. That's really good. Jason Sudeikis, Ted Lasso. Okay. Jade? Okay. So, Octavia Spencer just came out
Starting point is 01:01:42 with a movie. Okay. It's a horror film. And she's like, don't you. Wait, you're... I'm trying to get it together in my head, yeah. Yeah, okay. I want to say it's Mama's House. Big Mama's House. I'm starting to think you guys have some sort of affliction.
Starting point is 01:02:01 Okay. That the simplest titles have to be somehow either have a lot of words. I'm lifelining. Don't lifeline yet. Okay, okay, okay. Please.
Starting point is 01:02:17 Mama's house. Mama house. Mama's crib. Hang on, hang on. First of all, those hardly spend any time at her house, I don't think. Mama's crib. Hang on, hang on. First of all, they hardly spend any time at her house, I don't think. Mama's neighborhood. Mama's apartment building. Mama's complex.
Starting point is 01:02:34 Okay, I want to pursue this a little bit. What do you think happens in this movie? I think she's like, don't you fuck with Mama. And then she poisons and kills all the teenagers. Oh, okay. So you are, I was worried that you were thinking of Martin Lawrence.
Starting point is 01:02:53 And Big Mama's house. No, no, no. I'm thinking, I know it's like a weird horror movie, but I, and I know it's something's hot. And he's in a fat suit. Yeah. Okay. No. like and he's in a fat suit yeah okay he is in a no
Starting point is 01:03:07 yeah it's I know it's her house and she doesn't want them in it okay let me just you know
Starting point is 01:03:15 I don't want to I don't want to swing the game in anybody's direction okay but I will say this it has nothing to do with
Starting point is 01:03:22 there's no house in the title so what does that leave you with just mamas it has nothing to do with there's no house in the title. So what does that leave you with? Just mamas. Have you ever, like with your own mother, do you ever just to save time, do you ever call her anything really short?
Starting point is 01:03:41 Is it mama's day? Mother's day? What are other things you would call? What are some, say several of the words that you would use to address your own mother? Well, it's important. Okay, so is it mommy or mom or mother? Mother's house? Why do I? I need a Why do I have a house?
Starting point is 01:04:07 I need a house! Mother. Mother. It's called mother. What was the first word you used to try to give... What was the first thing you said when you were saying house a lot? Mama. Yeah. Throw mama from the train. Wait, you're telling me the title is Mama's Mother?
Starting point is 01:04:30 No. I'm telling you. What's the shortest thing you could call your own mother? It's only two letters. Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
Starting point is 01:04:41 And I got there all by myself. Wait, it's called Ma. It is called Ma, right? I think it's called Ma's house still. I don't know why. I'm obsessed. It's not. But I'm right about Ma, though, right? Yeah, okay. Jesus.
Starting point is 01:04:57 I always start in my head. You know what? I'm wrong now. I don't know what this is called. It's the weirdest who's on first. I win a lot of arguments in my relationship. It is fucked up, that movie, though, if you get a chance to see it. I know, I kind of want to see it. Because I was like, why would she do a bad movie?
Starting point is 01:05:10 She's like an Oscar winner. It's a fun watch because it's so messed up. Because she's just a lady who just decides to start befriending children and doing fucked up things with and near them. It's, yeah. It's, you know, call me ma. Call me ma. Call me ma.
Starting point is 01:05:24 What's going on there? I knew it was something. Just ma, though. Ma. Not two know, call me ma. Call me ma. What's going on there? I knew it was something. Just ma, though. Ma. Not two ma's. Just ma. You are still in this. You didn't have to use your lifeline.
Starting point is 01:05:38 Which way are we going? Doug? No, Eric. Eric. Go with City of Angels. Yes. Meg Ryan and Nicolas Cage. Who has my pig?
Starting point is 01:05:54 I swear, this is like a gag pen that I have. The lid just falls off all the time now. No, it went this way. Anyway, who's next? You. Oh. Octavia, Jennifer. Ooh, I'll go with some early Jennifer Paul Rudd action.
Starting point is 01:06:12 The object of my affection. Oh. Yes. I'm going to go with Big Mama's House 2. No. I'm going to go with Pan's Labyrinth, right? Is she in there? Damn it.
Starting point is 01:06:28 Octavia? I thought Octavia was in there. I'm sorry. I have to go with your first answer. Big Mama's House 2. You're eliminated. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Starting point is 01:06:40 But also, Pan's Labyrinth has Octavia Spencer? I thought. I don't know. It's in Spanish. Never mind. I'm thinking the wrong person. Oh, you still haven't focused in on Octavia or are you confused with
Starting point is 01:06:53 somebody else? Yeah, I don't know who Octavia is. What? She's so good. Shape of Water. She started in Brothers and Sisters. Shape of Water. What's going on? She started in that show Brothers and Sisters. That's TV. I thought going on? She started in that show, Brothers and Sisters. Oh, okay, that's TV. I thought you were saying another title.
Starting point is 01:07:07 I thought you were blowing out a new one. Yeah, I'm still on Mazel. But it is your turn. Leprechaun. Jennifer Aniston's first movie. Wow, good one. Yeah. Oh, man, I'm in trouble.
Starting point is 01:07:19 I don't know Jennifer Aniston movies. I'm not sure I know who Octavia Spencer is. I'm very unconfident about saying it and I'm running out of Meg Ryan's. You're out. No, no, no. I got a lifeline. Milo? He does have a lifeline. If you know an Octavia Spencer, give it to me so I can get closer to maybe figuring out who she is.
Starting point is 01:07:36 Halloween 2. Rob Zombie's Halloween 2. Rob Zombie's Halloween 2 has Octavia Spencer in it? Nice. I mean, I don't remember her being in that. I believe you, Maya. Your deep cuts went a little too deep, but I appreciate
Starting point is 01:07:51 the effort. Yeah, he asked you for help and you didn't give it to him. She plays Michael Myers. She's unrecognizable under the mask. But she did a great job. Okay, so it's back to me again?
Starting point is 01:08:10 Yeah. Holy crap. Comes around fast, don't it? What's another good... Oh, another great Octavia Spencer movie is... Shit, hang on. I haven't seen that. It's the sequel to The Help. I just have to do a Meg Ryan and say Top Gun.
Starting point is 01:08:38 Oh, damn it. Yeah. Yeah, Doug. What? Hang on. Eric's making faces. Wait, Meg Ryan's... Meg Ryan's in Top Gun. What? Hang on. Eric's making faces. Wait, Meg Ryan's... Meg Ryan's in Top Gun.
Starting point is 01:08:47 She plays Goose. Is his wife. Goose's wife is Meg Ryan. Man, I didn't remember that. Yeah, not famous at the time, so that's probably why you don't remember. Am I down? Yeah. I wonder if she's in the new one.
Starting point is 01:09:02 I'm a little upset at myself for not knowing. I wonder if she's in the new one. Anyway, who's turning in? I think I'm out, right? What? Am I out? What do you mean you're out? Oh. I'm a little upset at myself for not knowing. I wonder if she's in the new one. Anyway, who's turning in? I think I'm out, right? What? Am I out? What do you mean you're out? Oh, I'm still in?
Starting point is 01:09:09 What happened? I thought I was out. We're talking to you about Pan's Labyrinth. Octavia's definitely not in it. What's your answer? I'll say cake. Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston is in cake.
Starting point is 01:09:21 Damn it. Yeah. You're a dick. This really is a suspenseful. Yeah. You already used your lifeline, though, right? I did. I'm in that shape.
Starting point is 01:09:31 Eric's in trouble. I got to. We said sleepless in Seattle, right? Yeah. That's where I heard it. Here. Yeah. We hit on all three of the Meg Ryan, Tom Hanks movies.
Starting point is 01:09:40 Lillian, my angel. She's going to Lillian. Hang on a second, everybody. Lillian, talk to me, not to her. Talk to me. Lillian, my angel. She's going to Lillian. Hang on a second everybody. Lillian, talk to me, not to her. Talk to me, Lillian. Talk to me, Lillian. What are you suggesting? Derailed.
Starting point is 01:09:56 Derailed. Would you like to go with derailed, Jade? Yeah. That is correct. Yeah! Yeah, with Clive Owen, I completely forgot about that movie. I was actually trying to think of that one. Yeah, but I just, derailed is a hard word to remember because there isn't a train in the movie.
Starting point is 01:10:17 You know, so it's like, what? What's derailed? Well, I just got lucky because I just remembered an easy one. When Harry Met Sally. Oh! Oh, my God. Doug, number two, you've got to split still. I can't believe I remember that right as I was about to lose.
Starting point is 01:10:41 Yeah. Like nobody else had. That's the way it works. It's exciting. I know. Leprecha. That's the way it works. It's exciting. I know. Leprechaun came to me out of nowhere. I'm going to say the movie I was trying
Starting point is 01:10:51 to think of before and then it came to me. That's the fun of this game is that can happen. Hidden Figures. Oh. Okay, I think I know who she is now.
Starting point is 01:11:02 If it wasn't for Octavia Spencer, we wouldn't have a space program. I know. Well, I didn't want to say because I thought it would sound racist if I was completely wrong about that. Yeah. Okay, yeah.
Starting point is 01:11:14 Wait, do we skip Eric? No, no, no. No. He said when Harry Met Sally. He said, I'll have what she's having. I guess I'm going to use Lifeline. I think I have one more. Hang on.
Starting point is 01:11:26 Who's your lifeline? Amy. And what do you think, Amy? I have more of a hint than an answer. Ooh, more of a hint than an answer. Hang on a second, Doug. Do you want to get a hint and see if you can get there? Sure. Or do you want to?
Starting point is 01:11:38 Yeah, let's do the hint. Okay, he's going to take the hint. So Octavia Spencer's in the new Suicide Squad, but I don't know exactly. take the hint. So Octavia Spencer's in the new Suicide Squad, but I don't know exactly the title. She's saying that Octavia's in the new Suicide Squad, which would be The Suicide Squad.
Starting point is 01:11:51 So yeah, The Suicide Squad. But I saw that film, and I'm having trouble remembering her in it. Well, if not that... I don't believe she's in it, unless she's heavily made up. Is she the shark?
Starting point is 01:12:10 Steve Agee with Sylvester Stallone and Octavia. Oh, I love Steve. So is there a Meg Ryan, Russell Crowe movie? Oh, I bet there is. Because they were in love. Is it called Three Days? No! Damn it.
Starting point is 01:12:26 No. But at least I've got an answer. Oh, yeah. Teeing you up. Yeah, I don't have one then. I just said three days. Dang. Well, you're a great player.
Starting point is 01:12:40 Sorry, Amy. I look forward to us doing a show together tomorrow. Yeah. And stick around. We look forward to us doing a show together tomorrow. Yeah. And stick around. We'll do some plugs at the end. Jade? Okay. This is what I'm thinking. I might just give you another answer with this. I just
Starting point is 01:12:55 saw this movie. She was married to Adam Sandler and then they would divorce and then they go to Hawaii. He's got a hot girlfriend. The movie's really bad. The kid in it, the little kid's really cute. And some stuff happens in Hawaii. a hot girlfriend. The movie's like really bad. The kid in it, the little kid's really cute. And some stuff happens in Hawaii. And um... Oh man, I wish you could just
Starting point is 01:13:14 go with it. I'm just gonna go with it. Go with it. It. It chapter two. It chapter two chapter two I don't know it's not just go with it isn't it a crazy book
Starting point is 01:13:33 because it's only two chapters it's only two movies I said it okay you said it already my bad no no no I mean I said it just all you have to do is repeat it go with it just go with it
Starting point is 01:13:50 just go just go with it just go with it I love that you know that much about that movie, and you seem surprised that that's the title of it. Yeah, I didn't go with it. That's why I don't know the title. I was on a plane.
Starting point is 01:14:14 I was like, do I do this? The blonde girl's pretty hot. And then I was like, no, I can't do it. Adam, I'm sorry. Okay, so Eric, did anything else come to you during that? No. Oh, shit. This might be it.
Starting point is 01:14:27 Yeah, I can't. I can't come up with anything. You don't know that Russell Crowe movie I can't think of? I know. Russell Crowe, Meg Ryan, it doesn't sound familiar. It does sound familiar. I'm picturing their faces now, which is probably throwing me off because it's not what they used to look like. I think I'm out, man.
Starting point is 01:14:45 I can't come up with anything. That's fair. I mean, thank you for playing. And Doug looks like he wants to talk, but I don't want to talk right now. Because it's my turn. What are you going to talk about? The game's not over yet.
Starting point is 01:15:01 Right? Yeah. Okay. I just felt like you want to say an answer really bad. And it's my turn, and I'm going to say proof of life. Yes! Oh, God. Okay.
Starting point is 01:15:14 Oh, God. Three days is not even close. What the hell is that? Jade, have you officially used your lifeline? I've used my lifeline, yeah. All right, congratulations, Jade. You won. You did it.
Starting point is 01:15:29 Oh, my God. Sweat. Look at that. You won the whole thing. Doug helped me a lot. I'll say that, but I liked it. But I just went with it, you know? That's what I said.
Starting point is 01:15:42 That's what he said. Let's let you start first, Jade. What do you got to plug? What's coming up? What are you doing? That's what I said. That's what he said. Let's let you start first, Jade. What do you got to plug? What's coming up? What are you doing? I have a new podcast. It's called Jaded. I do it.
Starting point is 01:15:52 I used to do it at the World Famous Comedy Store, but I'm not there anymore. I do it from my closet now. So listen, it's really fun. Jaded at the Comedy Store. And tonight I have shows and then I have a bunch of shows on the road. So look up jadecatapretta.com at jadecatapretta on Instagram. Thank you guys for coming out. Thank you, Jade.
Starting point is 01:16:12 Winning your first time on the show. Very exciting. And you know that when somebody wins on this show, they're invited back immediately. So I will be contacting you soon. Sweet. And we can maybe do one with you over Zoom. Yeah, I'd love that. That'd be fun. Doug Mellard.
Starting point is 01:16:28 I've got this cool podcast with this really cool guy, Doug Benson. When you started to say, I've got this cool podcast, I was like, you've got another podcast that I don't know about? It's called Wide World of Doug's with this guy right here. And I'll be with
Starting point is 01:16:43 you tomorrow night, or tomorrow, here, right here at this club. And then I've got a new album coming out September 3rd called I'm Worried About Me. So check that out. Yes! Free sales up now. What's your Insta? Oh, at Doug Mellard. Yay. M-E-L-L-A-R-D.
Starting point is 01:17:00 That's spelled J-A-D-E-C-A-T-T-A. And you can always catch him over at Bad Mama's house. Somebody made that movie. His favorite comedy club. Where I just go with it. Oh, Bad Mama. Eric Krug, what do you got to plug?
Starting point is 01:17:22 Well, I'm finally playing Spider-Man Miles Morales for the PS4. I'm happy to be through. So that's pretty. No, actually, I've been focusing on school. Went back to school for history. You've got an album out. I've only just been going back to comedy since the pandemic ended.
Starting point is 01:17:40 So I've just been doing shows around Austin. You've got an album out. What's it called? Oh, yeah, the album's, yeah, I got an album out from a couple years back called Double Speak. It's on Spotify, Bandcamp, iTunes, all that stuff. Well, thank you for being here. Oh yeah, history, that's so good.
Starting point is 01:17:54 Thank you for being Octavia Spencer's number one fan. You guys, so one time I fucked Octavia Spencer and... Can you tell us the Octavia Spencer story real quick? It's not a really an exciting one. So all right.
Starting point is 01:18:11 So where's the person you were playing for? Jade. Lillian. Lillian. Yeah. Here you go. Yeah. That's a good duffel.
Starting point is 01:18:23 Be sure. Yeah. It's a nice duffel and good stuff in it. But be sure to wipe everything down because I don't know what I've got. I don't know. Me and those things flew here in a plane, so just be careful. And thank you for being here. And I am doing stand-up at a club called The Waiting Room in Omaha, Nebraska on Friday
Starting point is 01:18:46 October 1st. So I hope to see not you folks but hope to see some of you folks tomorrow. If you know anybody named Doug tell them they can get in for free tomorrow and drag them down here and we'll have a lot of
Starting point is 01:19:01 fun tomorrow afternoon. One more time for all of my guests. Eric Krug, Jane Catapretta, Doug Millard. As always, you want to know something, Leslie? If I live to be 90, I'm never going to figure you out. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talk. He eyes up, gold his viewing prowess. you out.

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