Doug Loves Movies - Jay Chandrasekhar, Erik Stolhanske, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme and Kevin Heffernan guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds
With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Cause Doug loves movies They left that just how I like it.
Hey, everybody!
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Lo I love movies. This is Doug Fox Movies.
Coming to you for the first time in the crinkle dome.
They handed out crinkly bags of shit to everybody.
Thank God this isn't a quiet place.
We're at Dynasty Typewriter
at the Hayward Theater in Los Angeles, California!
I feel terrible.
There's a lady with a crutch
just beelining to the front row,
and it's all taped off.
We're gonna
all be sitting there eventually, but
for now they have to be sadly
empty. But
good luck to you.
It's Thursday, April 12,
2016.
2016? What the hell?
You guys, I'm still writing 2016 on my checks.
There's so much crinkling, it sounds like the building might be on fire
But of course our listeners can't hear it
It's like we moved from the crickets at Meltdown
To the crinkling
Stop using your typewriters
I was worried that's why they named that place
After a typewriter
Because there would be a lot of old-timey journalists in the audience
filing their stories.
We've got a very special night for you guys this evening.
You could not have picked a better time to be here.
But I know that a lot of people are probably here to see my guests
and then the thing that's going to happen after Doug Loves Movies,
but did some people bring some name tags?
Okay, I see one, two, three, four, five.
We've got enough.
Yeah.
So you know what to do when I call on you later.
Doug plugs, tonight,
after an abbreviated episode of Doug Loves Movies, it's a Benson movie interruption
of the original Super Troopers
with all the dudes from Broken Lizard.
All five of them are here,
and they're going to be out here any second now.
And all of my other dates and shows
can be read about and clicked on
at douglosmovies.com.
That's douglosmovies.com!
Yeah!
That many people know to do that,
and there's only five name tags?
All right.
I brought for the prize bag tonight, one of those five lucky people,
is going to get this beautiful South by Southwest tote.
And, of course, a Christmas bong from Peacemaker.
My hardcore rap album.
Smug Life.
A Twix koozie.
Socks from a new sponsor called Bombas.
Are they good? Does anybody wear them?
All right, cool.
Ladies too, huh?
Bombas, hashtag me too.
Can you imagine the shit they would get, any advertiser,
for trying that campaign?
And possibly one of the greatest things I've ever given away, I got a sippy cup when I saw Frozen on Broadway.
That's yours to have if you're super into DNA.
And we also have five wonderful guests.
You already know who they are because we had to explain that in the show description.
Please give a big
typewriter welcome.
Start
tapping, everybody.
For Jay
Sanjasekar, Eric Stolhans,
Paul Soder,
Steve Lemme, and Kevin Heffernan! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you!
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Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you, guys.
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Woo!
Ow!
Hot crowd.
Ow!
Let's meet him individually, shall we?
Directly to my left in the alpha position.
Director of Super Troopers 2, which I saw last night and I'll talk more about in a minute.
It's Jay Sanjasekar, everybody!
Doug.
Thorny is here!
Doug, before this press tour,
my wife made me get new clothes.
My wife.
My wife.
She made me get new clothes.
Yes.
And she's like,
you're getting these green pants.
And I'm like, okay.
And then we washed them and now I've got clam diggers.
Clam diggers, clam diggers.
I feel very self-conscious.
It's a complete pant.
I don't know what to tell you.
You've got hot ankles, though.
You wash them a few more times,
you'll have a nice jort.
If this was 1805,
that would be scandalous.
I'm like Mary Tyler Moore.
You look like one of my agents.
They wear pants like that now
at the big agencies.
That's the hot new look.
Oh, sweet.
Say hello to Steve Lemme, everybody.
Hello, Steve.
I'm actually, thank you,
I'm actually glad that he's going through this
clam digger thing right now.
Because right before we made Club Dread,
I got a piece of mail. And I opened it up and it was a pair this clam digger thing right now. Because right before we made Club Dread, I got a piece of mail.
And I opened it up, and it was a pair of clam diggers.
Shorts.
With a note that said,
Hey, looking forward to being in Mexico with you.
Enjoy the shorts.
I thought of you. I got these for you.
No signature.
No return address on the envelope.
There was a postmark that said Arizona,
so I called Paul up, because he's from Arizona,
and I said, did you send me
some clam diggers? Why the fuck would I send you
clam diggers?
So then I asked all these guys. Everybody said
no, we didn't send him any clam diggers. And so I
felt obligated when we went down to Mexico to make
Club Dread to bring these clam diggers down
and then to wear them.
So I wore them, and nobody came
forward to claim the clam diggers. I was trying to
draw them out.
I wore them every day for the entire shoot nobody fucking came forward
and finally at the end of it
this motherfucker was like
I sent you the clam diggers
so this is justice right here
let me ask you something
are you secretly in cahoots with my wife?
this is your revenge? yes I secretly in cahoots with my wife? This is your revenge?
Yes, I'm in cahoots with
your wife.
That's a long con.
My wife.
Thanks for
being here, dude. And directly to his left,
mentioned in that last story, is Paul Soder,
everybody!
Hi, Paul Soder.
Way to go.
Everybody.
Hi, I'm Paul Soder.
Yeah, Paul Soder. Thank you very much.
Way to go.
Hi.
Probably the name that sounds most Canadian of all you guys.
Soder.
Soder.
Hey, Soder.
Hey there, Soder.
I want a liter of Soder.
Very nice.
That can be arranged because I have gigantic calves,
and the guys in the group have often accused me of storing all my
semen in my calves.
So like a liter, I could probably generate
a liter by just squeezing these things out.
Gross.
Where do people usually store it when they have extra?
Just gigantic balls or something?
Yeah, I guess.
I mean, I know you guys don't like to work blue,
so I'm going to try to keep it clean.
No swearing.
Just as God made me.
Thanks for being here, and let's say hello
to Eric Stolhasky, everybody!
Hello.
Oh, yeah, I forgot to...
I forgot to say the character names.
Mac, Foster, and now Rabbit.
Right?
You did. You said mine, though. I now Rabbit. Right? You did.
You said mine, though.
I said yours.
I started off hot.
Like, I'm going to say what character they play.
Really distinguish these guys.
And I've totally fucked it up.
How's it going, Eric?
Very good.
Very good.
Yeah?
These are jeggings.
These are my jean leggings that I'm wearing tonight.
Really?
Yeah.
Wow.
My wife made me wear them.
She got them for me, too.
I was hoping each of you Would have a story about pants
Because I love pants too
It's just too much
Of a niche market
For podcasting about it
Pants talk
We're going to open
That up tonight
Yeah
Pant talk will be good
Pant talk
Pant talk
Mine are always
A little short
These aren't too bad
These are all right
But
Those are great
Yeah these work
The one time I'm wearing Ones that aren't I usually can These are all right. Those are great. Yeah, these work. The one time I'm wearing ones that aren't.
You usually can see my socks.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, man.
And rounding out the batting order,
these are the top five gentlemen from Broken Lizard.
It's Kevin Heffernan, everybody.
Thank you.
You did a little jazz hand.
Farva, Farva, Farva, Farva, Farva, Farva.
Good.
Thank you.
I discovered for real something yesterday about Kevin.
He orders his pants online.
I do.
Do I have to tell a pants story now?
Is that what's going on?
I don't have it.
These are my pants.
I get them online.
These are my pants.
Here's my pants.
Love it or leave it.
So I was chatting with you guys briefly backstage,
and I got the impression that none of you have really sat
in an audience full of people and talked about
the original Super Troopers while it was unfolding
on a screen that's placed on a stage.
A lot of specifics in that sentence.
And you're correct.
When you call a place Dynasty Typewriter,
you're into specifics. While on place Dynasty Typewriter You're into specifics
While on Wilshire Boulevard
In Koreatown
On a Thursday night
Oh you think we're in K-Town?
Is that how we should say it?
I thought we were in Westlake
Near Westlake Park
Alright
I mean none of us are Uber drivers
So we don't need to have that argument
What do you got for the prize bag dude? It's under your chair I mean, none of us are Uber drivers, so we don't need to have that argument. Right, right.
What do you got for the prize bag, dude?
It's under your chair. I have my book, Mustache Geneticans,
which I'll...
sign to the lucky winner.
Well, that's nice of you.
All right.
Well, it's good to know that when you get
Doug Lo's movies fans and Broken Lizard fans together,
they will just yell stuff out randomly.
Feels like maybe throughout the entire proceeding.
Steve, what do you got for the prize bag, dude?
I brought a...
Broken Lizard is getting into the cannabis space.
Oh, nice.
So I brought something,
a collaboration we did with Timeless Vapes
is the new Smokin' Lizard vape pen.
And I will give you the first one in Los Angeles.
Which flavor is X?
We have three flavors, right?
Yeah, this one doesn't have any
juice in it, though. Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, you're just giving them a free husk?
We don't endorse that part of it.
Like it doesn't actually do anything?
No, it doesn't do shit.
What?
We're taking baby steps into the business.
No, no, if you have a cartridge,
you can just stick it right in there.
Yeah, yeah, okay, cool.
Yeah, that'll work, that'll work.
There are three flavors.
What are the three flavors?
Meowie Wowie, Johnny Chimpo, and the Repeater.
Which is, and that is now a product
that is available in Arizona and...
In Los Angeles.
You guys doing a commercial over here?
Well, as long as we're doing commercials, Super Troopers 2 opens on April 20th.
And I saw it last night, the premiere.
I was lucky enough to go to that, and I loved it.
Thanks, bud.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That's always a tricky move, seeing a movie before you have to hang out
with the people who made it.
That's true.
You do a lot of those weird compliments.
Awesome, dude!
Did you like it?
Man, people loved it.
Yeah, people loved it.
There was people all around me going crazy.
Oh, there's great stuff in there.
Yeah, there's really great stuff in there.
I was laughing out loud.
It might be one of your best.
It's among the movies that might be your best, yeah.
It's films that you've made.
It's one of them.
Yeah.
But I'm really, you know,
I think everyone's going to be very happy
with how it turned out.
I don't think anybody who's a fan of the first movie
is going to go,
yeah, they went in the wrong direction.
Well, that's a big compliment because you love movies, right, Doug?
I do, I do.
I'm very excited about this.
To watch Super Troopers with you guys and try to crack jokes,
I'm definitely nervous about that.
But anyway, the movie was great.
Then there was an after party that was fun.
But you could only get one cocktail at this after party.
Yeah.
And it was called Juicy Lucy.
Yeah.
See, I didn't get a big reaction.
What is that a reference to?
Well, it's in the second movie.
The one I just watched?
Yeah.
I watched the movie yeah and then I
go to the party and don't know what Juicy Lucy is that's right that's not a good sign when is
when does Juicy Lucy come up the opening scene well it's fucking snack bar I should say bar bar
bar bar I decided to get some drinks because you know how premieres start late yeah I always like
to leave just in the beginning of a movie
No, I left before it started
but I missed your intro
and the very beginning of the movie
so that's how I missed Juicy Lucy
It's actually the name of the lead female character
through the entire movie
They say it over and over again after that
but I'm just like
that's just what they call her
Busted
Did you try that drink? I'm just like, that's just what they call her. Busted.
Did you try that drink? Yeah, I did.
I had one. Did you like it?
It was alright. It was juicy. It's a vodka pineapple.
It's a vodka pineapple.
It sounded disgusting. I told you more Lucy than juicy.
It's one of their best.
It's one of their best.
Alright.
Where are we at? Paul, do you have something for the prize bag?
Ooh, yeah. this is actually really exciting
Not that yours is not
Unlike my book
in the vape pen that doesn't work
That is cool
That's tight
For the listeners
he took his dick out
This was just to cover up
while I unzip my pants.
That's not the prize.
That's just the...
That's just a dick shammy.
Yeah.
This is a large, but we have an XL backstage.
Oh, okay.
So whoever wins, you can size them up and then insult them.
Yeah.
I'm not sure this is going to do it.
Let me go backstage
and get the husky size.
I'm going to pass that down here
and let's see what...
What did Eric bring us?
I got a couple here.
This one's going to be for any smokers out there.
A little pin.
It says, dab me out.
Dab me out.
That's nice. I might keep that.
That's a good one, right?
I might hang on to that one.
And then a second one here for the new movie coming out.
Oh. It's a second one here for the new movie coming out. Oh.
It's a Paul Soder design.
I designed this.
Pretty cool, huh?
Yeah.
We'll pass that down.
Okay.
Sorry I didn't shame you.
There you go.
Hey, look at this, Jay.
Does this have dandruff on it already?
It looks like it's glitter.
It's got glitter all over it.
It's got glitter on it.
Was this shirted?
It's pre-dandruffed.
That's the hot new thing.
You know, like acid washed.
Pre-glittered.
Glittering end.
What am I going to tell my wives
when I come home tonight with glitter on my face?
You missed that shot.
Did you hear that, wives?
You barely got that in there.
It's in. Okay. Took two tries, though. I know. It took a while You barely got that in there. It's in.
It took two tries, though.
It's all in there.
The pin may go in there, it may not go in there.
Kevin, what do you got?
Okay, I got...
There used to be a warehouse of these guys,
but now there are only a few boxes left.
And I have a full box
from the original movie,
the promotional Super Troopers sunglasses.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The original.
A 12-pack.
A 12-pack.
Oh, no.
They're getting an 11-pack.
They might get an 11-pack.
An 11-pack.
And it has Super Troopers embossed on them?
Yeah, it's got Super Troopers embossed on them.
I'll model them right now.
And if you want to get rid of the Super Troopers,
they're so cheaply made, you can just scratch it right off.
It's a fingernail. They come right off.
It'll come off anyway in like three wearings.
It's okay.
Or if you're exposed to the sun.
Yeah, or if it's raining.
That'll never happen.
If you don't want to promote that classic comedy everybody loves.
There you go.
It's in my garage. There might be some spiders in there, too.
I'm not sure.
There may be a brown recluse spider in there.
Let's see.
I don't worry about those.
They tend to be reclusive.
Hey.
Super Troopers then and meow.
That's true.
A little something old, something new.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
I love it.
Thanks, you guys, for bringing this stuff.
That's a great grab bag.
It's a good super trooper's grab bag, isn't it?
I'll get this.
All right.
I couldn't.
I've closed plenty of donut boxes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. I couldn't do it either
the book's not in there Jay don't worry
my book
my precious book
it took so long to write it my precious book.
It took so long to write it.
That's hard to write a book.
Are any of you guys going to write a book?
No.
We're collaborating on the rebuttal as we speak.
The rebuttal.
I don't think so.
Yeah.
A lot of bad stories about you
how about The Real Truth This Time
by Paul Soder, Steve Lemme
Kevin Heffernan, Eric Stolansky
yeah
I love these things
love it man, look at that
you look tough
they're especially good on a really hot day
when that metal hits your cheeks
are there no nose bridgey-guardy?
What are those things?
I love the tag.
Yeah, that's actually hip.
Keep it on.
That's how you take it on.
You're the new brand of cop in legal weed America.
Right.
Right, like a stoned-ass fucking cop in aviator glasses.
Yeah, and he's still got the designer tag on.
That's great.
Are you guys...
Let's guess...
Look at that. It fell out of my pocket.
It's just a jar that says Nug on it.
It would be sweet if you had another jar that said Danky.
I'm gonna now.
Oh, and also,
joints are falling out of your pocket.
These are not great pockets.
Blame the pockets.
These pockets don't work.
Stuff's falling outside the top.
These pockets don't work.
It doesn't have pockets, Doug. Yeah, that's These pockets don't work It doesn't have pockets, Doug
Yeah, that's why they don't work
So, who here is the best at movie trivia?
Does anybody feel like strong going into tonight's games?
Very strong
Everyone's very cocky
There's a lot of cockiness coming in
We've played this before, right?
Who won the last time we played?
I think I did
Whatever
Yeah, whatever
No one's counting Alright We've played this before, right? Who won the last time we played? I think I did. Whatever. Yeah, whatever.
No one's counting.
Alright.
I'm not good.
That's the sort of answer I was looking for. I'll throw out a good guess.
Yeah, you have fun. That's the important thing.
There's about
five people who've fashioned name tags
to try to get chosen
this evening.
There might be more if some were shy the first time I asked.
But can you guys hold those up now?
And gentlemen, pick your name tags. Oh, there's a few more in the back there.
So pick whoever you want to play for.
Either have them bring it to you or go out into the audience and grab it.
I have to go Tony Danza for sure.
But just get the one you like the best, and we'll be right back after these messages.
All right, we're back.
Great job, everybody.
All right.
Jay picked a name tag that I saw on the Internet today
that is a play off of the movie Slammin' Salmon.
The Slammin' Jason.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I get it Jason. Yeah. I get it now.
Yeah.
That's good.
Show me.
Great.
Yeah.
Nice.
That's Jason up there?
I'm assuming.
Yeah.
Yeah, Jason threw himself a role in the movie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The lead.
Yeah.
But all you guys are still there.
So that's cool. Steve's is a little in the movie. Yeah. The lead. Yeah, but all you guys are still there. So that's cool.
Steve's is a little bit more abstract.
And yet...
It's just a picture of Tony Danza.
Of Tony Danza.
Which we have to tell the other great prank story.
Yeah, so, you know,
remember the clam digger story from a few minutes ago?
That's actually the second time
that Chandrasekhar duped me.
The first time was in the mail at my apartment in New York.
I got a Tony Danza headshot autographed by Tony Danza.
Said, dear Steve, I'm a big fan of your work.
We should work together sometime.
And he was so excited.
Best, Tony.
I called up all these fucking assholes.
You send me a fucking signed Tony Danza.
Why the fuck would anyone send you?
Of course not.
Every one of them. He's like, no, whoa, you got a Tony Danza headshot?
That's awesome. I know, right?
Are you going to do a movie with him?
Yeah.
Look, he says he's a big fan of my work
and he wants to work with me.
He picked me.
Out of all the lizard, he picked me.
That's the way I felt, just like that.
But this guy who you're playing for,
is his name Tony?
Yeah?
Oh.
All right, great.
Okay.
But so here's the thing.
I put my autographed Tony Danza headshot in a frame,
and I stuck it on the wall
where people could see it when they walked in.
They'd be like,
is that a real Tony Danza headshot?
I'm like, fuck yeah,
it's a real Tony Danza headshot.
He's a fan of my work.
Anyway,
a year went by,
and this motherfucker was like,
I sent you that fucking Tony Danza headshot.
and this motherfucker was like,
I sent you that fucking Tony Danza headshot.
They get me every time.
He's very gullible.
So Tony Danza. There you go.
You're playing for Tony.
It's a great way to work through your pain.
So I have to show this to the audience,
but I can't see what's on the other side?
No, you can see.
It's just something we read at the end of the show.
Ronnie Darko.
There's a play on the movie Donnie Darko.
It's got lots of pictures of me on there smoking a ton of weed.
And then what's that thing connected to the corner?
Is it like a hacky sack?
That's like something falling out of your pocket.
There's something in there.
Oh.
There's something in there.
Oh.
Nugs.
Nugs.
You could sniff it out.
That's a little something for you.
These nugs are for me?
Yeah.
There's like a bottle of hashish in here?
Yeah, that's why...
Condom?
He was hoping you would pick it.
Ow, a hypodermic needle?
Ow, a mousetrap!
Ow, why?
Wow, and I get to keep this?
Yeah, that was a bribe
to get you to pick the name tag.
You just picked it for its sheer artistry.
I wanted pictures of you getting high.
Wait, do I get to keep this too?
I think you should definitely frame it
and put it up next to the other one.
Holy fucking shit.
I'm so glad I came here tonight.
This is fantastic.
Jay actually contacted that guy.
Jay contacted that guy a year ago
setting this whole thing up.
This is the long con.
He's that good.
He's that good.
Okay.
I had it and I lost it. Yeah. I had it and I lost it
Yeah
I had it and I lost it
Like the phone locked you out of his name tag
Just guess, guess his password
I don't even know where to go with it
Do you remember the guy's name?
Ty
Oh Jesus
Why do we have passwords if you're yelling out in a crowded theater?
I mean
My social security
is 574-343-
I found it!
You got it. What's it say?
A good day to tie hard.
Oh, okay. Oh, tie hard.
Good, right? His name's Ty.
I'm assuming so. You're getting the game.
That's a good guess.
Now I'm starting to get it. Oh, I do get it.
Jason, Tony.
Tyler.
Okay, great job, Tyler.
This is 2018 right here.
You don't have to hold that up the whole show.
Good.
We got it.
They can't even see it.
Has anybody not seen it yet?
Has anybody not seen it yet?
Okay.
Too small.
But definitely take it if he gets a call.
Yeah, sure. We want to hear his calls calling him when he's busy. Has anybody not seen it yet? Too small. But definitely take it if he gets a call. Yeah.
Sure.
We want to hear his calls calling him when he's busy at a movie show.
Kung Fu Amanda.
Wait, there's more than one on there?
Okay.
Wow, these phones are amazing.
There's one for every possible name. The things they can do.
Call your doctor now you have VD.
Wow. They still you have VD. Wow.
They still call it VD?
The text just came in.
What do you got to call the doctor for?
Just get the news twice?
So yeah, I got a text saying I should call you that I have VD.
Yeah, you have VD.
No! Kevin, what do you got?
I have this good-looking movie poster right here.
Yes, Soupy Troopy 2.
Super Troopers 2.
We knew we finally made it
when we were right-side up on our own poster.
I know, it's pretty good.
I don't see any clever alterations
to it with names and such,
but I think it's just a straight up poster
it looks to me.
Maybe their name is Super.
Maybe. Or yeah, they didn't put
their names into it anywhere.
On the inside?
Inside? Jesus.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa. Look at that. Whoa.
Whoa.
But his name and his phone number is here.
And I pull it away and Heffernan's just gone.
Ha-ha-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Ha-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
His name is Jesse.
And that's all I've got.
There you go. And a's all I've got.
And a phone number, but I don't know if I should give that out.
Well, go ahead and vote, because people are waiting in line.
No electioneering, dog.
No electioneering within 20 feet of the booth.
That's one of the bigger name tags we've had.
Yeah, it's big.
You can fold it up and throw it down if you want.
But also it's promoting the reason we're here.
The reason for the season.
And congratulations on getting the 420 release date, you guys.
Right?
I know, pretty good.
It's a great idea now.
Nine months ago it was a dubious idea to us.
They've essentially created a holiday weekend for us.
The 420 holiday weekend, which is fantastic. Yeah, it fell on a Friday.
Some people will go on Thursday night preview night, right?
You can see it then.
That's 419, though.
On Thursday the 19th, actually...
Oh, you can see a double.
A double feature at 420 in a thousand different theaters across the country.
You can go have a double feature.
Which is, I think, so fucking cool.
What are the two movies? Yeah, what are you showing?
American Graffiti.
Friday the 13th, part one and two.
As long as we get the box office,
I don't give a shit.
I can see whatever movie they want. That's right.
Supertroopers 1 and 2, back to back,
starting at 420 and a thousand different
theaters.
What a fucking awesome idea
by Fox Searchlight
to do something like that.
Yeah.
Good.
Yeah.
Marvel leading up
to Infinity War
is going to have a thing
where you can watch
every Marvel movie
and it will take
like two or three days.
Yeah.
I'm serious.
They're really doing it.
Starting on April 19th,
probably, right?
Yeah.
No, you guys have a good,
you got a good
four or five day head start.
But we have,
our luck has always been flimsy.
Like, you know,
Club Dread,
we opened up against
the passion of the Christ.
And the studio was so confident.
Same audience, so it's a problem.
We were laughing
and they were like, it's not even in English.
Oh, we were so
cocky. I did like a Newsweek
interview like, watch out, Jesus.
Here comes Broken
Lizard.
And the Lord
destroyed us that day.
Well, you guys needed people protesting it,
because that's what made Last Temptation of Christ so big,
is that there were so many protests.
I went and saw it opening weekend,
because I was like, if people are protesting this,
I've got to check it out.
There must be a lot of boobs in this movie.
A lot of dummies.
Oh, different kind of boobs.
Let's play some games, you guys.
All right, let's do it.
Let's do it.
This first game is called Doug Loves Musicals.
And, because I do,
and I'm going to name the songs
that are on the soundtrack of a movie musical.
And you can guess as often as you like.
The first person to guess the correct title wins this game.
Grease.
You could pre-guess, of course, and Jay is going with Grease.
Jay's done.
Incorrect.
Any other pre-guesses?
I'll go West Side Story.
That's a great pre-guess.
No.
Fuck.
I'm not going to guess because I'm going to get it.
I'm waiting for the clues.
Not if I pre-guess it.
Yeah, I'm going to get it too.
Eric and Kevin, do you have any pre-guesses?
Those are the only two musicals I know.
No, I want to do it for reals.
Okay, you're going to really lock it down?
Yeah.
Get it right.
Do it, baby.
Do it all night.
These are not song titles.
Wait, have we started?
Here we go.
No.
Oh, okay.
I was just realizing it was starting to sound like something.
It felt like something.
Okay, here we go is not a song title.
Let us know when we're starting.
I'm saying, okay, here we go.
That, too, was not a name.
There's a song called
Does Your Mother Know?
Does your mother know?
Yeah.
If you know in the audience,
please don't yell at me.
Thank you.
Cannibal the Musical
by the South Park guys.
It's close, right?
It's not a bad guess.
It's not bad.
Damn Yankees.
There's another song in this movie
called When All Is Said And Done.
Or how about this title?
Lay Your Love On Me.
Just put it right on me It says in parenthesis
I love songs with parenthetical subtypes
A star is born
Oh no
Last temptation of Christ the musical
There's a song called
Our Last Summer
La La Land
Our Last Summer No La La Land? Our Last Summer.
No, La La Land wasn't that bleak.
Our Last Summer.
Our Last Summer.
Not Last Temptation of Christ.
No.
Slipping Through My Fingers was a song in this.
Is it Grease 2?
No.
Camelot.
I thought I had him on that one.
Saturday Night Fever. No. Oklahomaelot. I thought I had him on that one. Saturday Night Fever.
No.
Oklahoma.
Sing It in the Rain.
There's a song called Honey Honey.
Oh, honey, honey.
By the Archies.
Sugar, sugar.
Okay, there's a song in this movie called Super Trooper.
Abba.
High School Musical?
Abba.
Zanadu? Mamma Mia.
Mamma Mia is correct!
Wow. That was the long way.
I like that though.
Good one, Stolhansky.
Congratulations. I was counting on nobody
getting it until I dropped Super Trooper.
And then Dancing Queen,
S.O.S., and of course, the titular song.
I would have gotten it then.
When I got to Mamma Mia, you'd have been like,
Doug, it's Mamma Mia.
I was wrong when I said Grease earlier.
Do they not do Fernando in Mamma Mia?
Take a chance on me? I don't think so, or they do, and I just didn't list it,
because I didn't list all the songs.
They don't sing Fernando.
I got Carpal Tunnel I can't fuck around with.
But there's a few other probably known songs.
I wanted to do the more obscure ones to throw you off.
But now, Eric gets to go first in a game called ABCD's Nuts.
It's a spelling game, Eric.
Okay, okay.
And tonight, in honor of Super Troopers 2
on August 20th.
They pushed it again.
Sorry, Mr. Movie, Doug told me August 20th.
What if this is when you found out
Doug Benson wasn't really a stoner
It's 820 right
820 that's the day you smoke pot right
Fraud
Fraud
You don't smoke pot
Fake pot smoker doesn't know what day it is
He's actually an undercover cop
Get him boys
You guys psyched for 820?
You guys gonna get reefed up
On 820 like me?
820 it's gonna be a hot one this year
Holy shit guys it's 820 like me? 820. It's going to be a hot one this year.
Holy shit, guys. It's 820. Smoke it up.
Okay, so
it's a spelling game, Eric. I'm going to give
you a letter, and we're going to spell Super Troopers.
So we're going to start with Eric with the
letter S, and then we'll go to
Paul, Steve,
Jay, Kevin.
All you've got to do is name any movie
that begins with the letter that I give you,
but a theme might emerge.
There's gonna be a theme.
So we're spelling Super Troopers,
so the first letter's S,
so Eric, name any movie in the history of cinema
that begins with the letter S.
Saturday Night Fever.
We just brought it up. Great answer.
You're still in the game.
Sweet.
I'm a winner. You'd be surprised that I
have some players on the show that get disqualified.
They get stumped by the letter
S.
The movie I
chose was Stop or My Mom Will Shoot.
So, Paul, your letter is U.
That's tough.
Upstairs, Downstairs was a TV series
that was very cinematic.
How about you just shorten it to Up?
Oh, gotcha.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Let me remind you, I'm lenient
in the early rounds only.
Okay, so you're going with Up?
I guess I am.
The movie I picked is called
Under Suspicion.
P is your letter, Steve. If you match me, you win Okay. The movie I picked is called Under Suspicion. Oh. Mm-hmm.
P is your letter, Steve.
If you match me, you win automatically, by the way.
Oh, Under the Volcano was a George C. Scott movie in the 70s.
Too late.
I know, but I just didn't want to look stupid. And I thought you would have gone with Under the Rainbow.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Chevy Chase?
Yes.
There's a lot of things he could have said.
Under Siege would have been a good one Yes
Don't think I didn't think of that for a second
Under Siege 2
But P is your letter Steve
I'm going with Purple Rain
I chose Point Break
Oh fuck
I wish I had said Point Break. Oh, fuck.
I wish I had said Point Break.
That's one of your favorite movies.
That's a near miss right there.
I should have had that one.
Fuck.
All right.
Jay gets the letter E.
Eastern Promises.
Viggo Mortensen.
Nude Fight. Nude Fight. Nude Fight. Nude Fight. Nude Fight. Viggo Mortensen nude fight nude fight
nude fight
nude fight
nude fight
alright I picked
end of watch
ooh
R is the letter for Kevin
I will say
and I think I know where you're going
RoboCop
Rush Hour
T, Eric
Was I in the category?
Was I in the right world?
Where your theme is?
I think we all think you were
Thank you That's all I needed to know Good night everyone world where your theme is? I think we all think you were. Okay.
Thank you.
That's all I needed to know. Good night, everyone.
Tea. Tea.
What?
What did they say?
You got a tea movie, Eric?
Tron. Tron's a great guess.
I went with Tango and Cat.
Oh, that's what I was gonna say. I know, it's one of our Tron's a great guess. I went with Tango and Cat. Oh!
That's what I was gonna say. I know, it's one of our favorites.
We love that one. I should change
the name of this game to the, that's what I was gonna say,
Gary. R
for Paul. Rush Hour.
No, um...
Rain Man.
I went with Running Scared.
I almost said Running Man. That would've
been cool. Half right. Woulda, coulda, shoulda with Running Scared. I almost said Running Man. That would have been cool. That would have been half right.
Woulda, coulda, shoulda with Broken Lizard.
Yeah.
O is the next letter for Steve.
Octopussy.
Yeah, I guess that does kind of fits into this theme.
I couldn't think of a movie that fit the theme,
so I just went with Office Space.
Okay.
Because I just like to mention Office Space when I can.
It's close.
Jay, the next O in Troopers.
Orca.
Oh, that's good.
Again, I couldn't think of one,
so I went with Office Christmas Party.
Was that good? Did you see that one?
P for Kevin. I did like that movie.
I haven't seen that one yet.
I'm going to say...
I'm trying to think of our theme.
Am I overthinking it?
No.
I'm going to say...
I've got it at the tip of my tongue.
I'm going to say, I've got it at the tip of my tongue, I'm going to say the Presidio.
Okay, that begins with T, but...
Doesn't count, right? The doesn't count, does it?
But if you're alphabetizing, yeah, the's don't count.
Thank you.
But I went with Point Break from 2015.
Oh.
Cheating. Cheating.
Cheating.
Well done.
E is Eric.
Yo, E for Eric.
Damn it.
E, huh?
Mm-huh.
Mm-huh.
Mm-huh.
East of Eden.
Oh, great one.
Double E.
I couldn't think of another one that fits, so I just said End of Watch again.
You didn't think we'd get this far, did you?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, you never know. R for Paul.
Risky Business.
Ooh, I went Rush Hour 2.
Yeah, theme. All right, now, Steve, I'm going to give you a little wind up
so you can take this thing home and be a hero.
What about the two?
What?
I'm the two.
We're spelling super troopers, not super troopers two.
Oh, that movie.
That's the one we're about to watch.
I think we're running a little bit late.
Fair enough.
So stop talking.
That just seems rude for me to say to my guest,
stop talking.
I'm just going to wish for it.
So, Steve, classic S movie about,
it's a cop movie,
and don't guess in the audience yet,
and it's the letter S.
Take us home, Steve.
Oh, I know it.
Starship Troopers.
Starship Troopers.
Was it Serpico?
Serpico.
It's Serpico, that's right. Oh, motherfucker.
Yeah.
Okay, so nobody won that game,
but we sure had fun trying.
How was somebody supposed to win?
I guess right, okay.
Yeah, if you match.
Or, you know,
or if everyone else got eliminated
because they couldn't think of one.
They couldn't think ahead by counting the letters?
Yeah, no.
I was ready for that, too.
If the person in front of you craps out,
then you have to do their letters.
That throws people off guard sometimes.
Plus, sometimes I have an egg timer.
I only just now figured out that I was supposed to guess
what you had written and not just come up with one.
I thought the point of the game was just come up with something.
Oh, we were trying to guess what you had written? not just come up with one. I thought the point of the game was just come up with something. We were trying to guess what you had written?
This shit is...
It's way too complicated.
Can we do it again?
Just humor me.
Humor me for another hour or two
and then I'm going to drink my soup and go to bed.
Alright.
Right around the R
is when I realized
I had forgotten that the letters were to spell out Super Troopers.
I just thought it was arbitrary.
It's a lot to take in.
As is our final game before we got to get to showing and enjoying the original Super Troopers.
This game,
we're going to go faster.
If you can't think of it,
you know, one in like three seconds,
you're out.
Jay, you're already out.
And I hope this is fun for you and it'll be really interesting
to see which one of you wins
because the game is called
Last Man Stanton.
And the idea is we take
a famous actor or actress
and then you have to take turns
naming movies that they were in.
If you can't think of one, you're out.
And sometimes we have lifelines
but no lifelines tonight.
We're just going to fly through this.
There's a lot of
movies to choose from
because the name of the actor
I think you guys have
worked with him and we're starting with Eric and we'll switch the order on Eric
Kevin J come back in yes you can play the films of Brian Cox oh boy that's a
lot that's a lot there's a lot there That's a lot. There's a lot. There are a lot of those.
There's a fucking lot of them.
But how many of them can you name?
I know if I'm being honest, I probably could have named a dozen.
What if you're being dishonest?
All 147.
A lot of TV in there, though, so IMDb's hard to tell exactly how many movies he's done.
What do you think, Eric?
What's any movie that Brian Cox is in?
Rushmore.
That's right, Rushmore.
Very good.
Kevin?
Troy.
Troy with Brad Pitt.
Yeah.
I bet he was in there.
Yeah.
Sounds legit.
He was.
That's part of this game. Just sound confident.
Okay.
Jay?
Super Troopers 2.
That's right. He is in that.
Spoiler alert.
Steve?
I'm going with Uncle Argyle in Braveheart.
Oh, okay.
First you must learn to use this.
Then I'll teach learn to use this. Oh, okay.
Then, I'll teach you to use this.
What's the second thing he's pointing to?
This.
His dick?
I don't remember that scene.
It's a good one.
Paul?
The last movie I saw him in was, I think was one of my favorite movies of last year,
The Autopsy of Jane Doe. Did anybody else see that?
He's in there.
Awesome horror movie.
Scary fucking movie.
Eric?
The Ring.
The what?
The Ring.
He wears the nipple clamps.
It's hard to hear all the way over here.
I thought you just yelled out another R word very confidently.
The ring.
The ring.
Kevin?
X-Men 2.
Ooh.
Jay?
The ringer.
That's right.
Yeah.
You put a ring in it and Brian Cox is there.
That's right. You put a ring on it. If you want me, you got to put a ring in it and Brian Cox is there. That's right.
You put a ring on it.
If you want me, you gotta put a ring in it.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Steve?
I'm gonna go with a small
independent film he did, L.I.E.
Yep.
Long Island Express?
Yes, I believe so.
Almost said railroad
Paul
The born identity
Born second supremacist
Born
Wait you could stop at the first
Yeah you don't have to
He's in the first one
I don't know I'm asking
Oh we got audience members
The born supremacy So you switch it to isn't. The born supremacist.
So you switch it to supremacy.
But he called it supremacist.
Little indie movie.
He is one of our best white people.
He is pretty good.
That's what that means, right?
Yeah.
Eric? Churchill. Eric?
Churchill.
Kevin?
Can I say Super Troopers 1?
Yeah, you don't even have to add the 1.
Okay.
Unless you're going to go back in time and change that.
I mean, it's what we call it now.
Yeah.
Jay?
I'm going to go with Braveheart 2.
Still brave.
I'm just thrilled.
Straight to DVD.
I'm so glad you're out,
because I think some of these guys are going to go a while.
Steve?
Will you accept
Her? Yeah.
He's the voice of the computer
that Her falls in love with.
Cheating on...
Oh, sorry about that.
You, out!
Out!
He showed me a movie that he had done
that I'd never seen that was awesome called The Escapist.
Okay. Okay.
That sounds like bullshit, but okay.
He clapped. He clapped in the second row.
He showed me Braveheart 2.
I really wrote
every one of them down, but finding The Escapist
in all these is going to be tough.
But go ahead.
It's not my turn, is it?
Yeah, it sure is.
It's on IMDb, Super Troopers 3.
In production?
In development.
Oh, yeah, The Escapist is on here.
The Escapist is accurate.
There we go.
Okay, Kevin.
Pixels.
Yes.
Pixels.
How's that?
The Adam Sandler movie.
Steve.
I'm going with Manhunter.
That's what I was going to say.
Hannibal Lecter.
The original Hannibal Lecter.
We always thought it was going to be funny
if we did Super Troopers 2
and we offered Anthony Hopkins
the role of Chief O'Hagan.
That didn't happen, though.
It didn't happen.
Paul?
The Bourne Legacy?
Is that another one?
Sounds good.
Bourne movie?
Yeah.
I think he is.
No one's complaining from the audience.
Nobody noticed.
Eric?
The Bourne Ultimatum?
Now Legacy doesn't look so good, does it?
Supremacy, shh, don't help me.
I got this, you guys.
No, he's not in either of those.
What?
Boom and boom.
He's not?
You're gone
Yeah, unless I wrote it down wrong
That's possible
You know how I am with accuracy
I've seen the Bourne Ultimatum and Brian Cox isn't
Well, I meant to say Trick or Treat
So that's, you know, doesn't matter
Isn't that another great, great underappreciated horror movie?
Alright, Kevin
Is it up to me?
Who said Trick or Treat?
Can I name one now? He's back in? shaded horror movie? All right, Kevin. Is it up to me? What? Who said Trick or Treat? Yeah.
Can I name one now?
So you're still in?
He's back in?
No, no, no.
He's not back in.
You're right.
You're right.
Kevin and Steve
are the only ones that are in.
Go, Kevin.
Okay, I'm going to say Wolverine.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, yeah.
You guys haven't said
my favorite Ryan Cox movie
other than the two
Super Troopers films,
of course.
Steve?
I'm going to go with
Marlon Brando, Michael Jackson,
and Elizabeth Taylor in a car.
I don't know the name of the movie is the problem.
But that's what it's about.
That should be the title. Why don't you make up a title?
Maybe you'll be right. I did. I did.
I think that's what it's about. I don't even know what that is that you're talking about.
He did it last year or two years ago.
Okay.
But it was for TV?
Was it TV?
Yeah.
I don't know.
British TV or something like that.
Oh, it was a British TV.
He played Marlon Brando.
Oh, okay.
Stockard Channing was Elizabeth Taylor.
And Joseph Fine was Michael Jackson on a road trip.
Yeah, I remember it was mad that a white guy was playing a white guy.
They were.
Dumb old Michael Jackson joke.
All right, Kevin, bring this thing home.
You got another one?
Yeah, let me think about it.
I mean, you're the winner anyway.
X-Men 3. No, I don think about it. I mean, you're the winner anyway. X-Men 3.
No, I don't think so.
The one I was hoping you guys might come up with
is The Long Kiss Goodnight.
Oh.
He has a great line about a cat's butthole.
Yeah.
But terrific job, you guys.
You really know your co-star, Brian Cox.
Thank you.
Thank you. I was hoping to really embarrass you with that. And you guys. You really know your co-star, Brian Cox. Thank you. Thank you. I was hoping to
really embarrass you with that.
And you guys did really great, but
anything to plug other
than we got through
that you could see the double feature on
April 20th, and
the movie opens everywhere,
Super Troopers 2, on April 20th.
Yeah. 420.
420, if you will. Double feature on the 19th.
So go see it, everybody.
Whatever.
Let's have a round of applause for all these guys for being here.
Where's the person Kevin was playing for with the huge sign?
Come get all your prizes.
Congratulations.
Wow. To that guy your prizes. Congratulations. Wow.
There you go.
What's your name?
And as always,
ordering something with no tomato
and Taco Bell and those motherfuckers
put that shit on anyway
is a shithead.
And here, does Tony
have a shithead on the back of it?
Yeah, let me see what it says on the back there.
When you tell people you're going to Ben's Interruption
with a cast of Super Troopers
and they respond with,
Denise Richards is awesome in it.
Is a shithead.
Get it? Starship Troopers?
All right, what does this one say?
People who won't shut up during a movie
are shitheads.
That's a good one.
And then people who bring their name tag
on an iPhone are a shithead. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.
There's no room in his heart for you,
cause Doug loves movies!