Doug Loves Movies - Jay Chandrasekhar, Erik Stolhanske, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme and Kevin Heffernan guest

Episode Date: April 13, 2018

Live from Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles, Doug welcomes Broken Lizard's Jay Chandrasekhar, Erik Stolhanske, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme and Kevin Heffernan to the show.See Privacy Policy at ht...tps://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies They left that just how I like it. Hey, everybody! My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Lo I love movies. This is Doug Fox Movies. Coming to you for the first time in the crinkle dome.
Starting point is 00:00:52 They handed out crinkly bags of shit to everybody. Thank God this isn't a quiet place. We're at Dynasty Typewriter at the Hayward Theater in Los Angeles, California! I feel terrible. There's a lady with a crutch just beelining to the front row, and it's all taped off.
Starting point is 00:01:25 We're gonna all be sitting there eventually, but for now they have to be sadly empty. But good luck to you. It's Thursday, April 12, 2016. 2016? What the hell?
Starting point is 00:01:54 You guys, I'm still writing 2016 on my checks. There's so much crinkling, it sounds like the building might be on fire But of course our listeners can't hear it It's like we moved from the crickets at Meltdown To the crinkling Stop using your typewriters I was worried that's why they named that place After a typewriter
Starting point is 00:02:23 Because there would be a lot of old-timey journalists in the audience filing their stories. We've got a very special night for you guys this evening. You could not have picked a better time to be here. But I know that a lot of people are probably here to see my guests and then the thing that's going to happen after Doug Loves Movies, but did some people bring some name tags? Okay, I see one, two, three, four, five.
Starting point is 00:02:55 We've got enough. Yeah. So you know what to do when I call on you later. Doug plugs, tonight, after an abbreviated episode of Doug Loves Movies, it's a Benson movie interruption of the original Super Troopers with all the dudes from Broken Lizard. All five of them are here,
Starting point is 00:03:23 and they're going to be out here any second now. And all of my other dates and shows can be read about and clicked on at douglosmovies.com. That's douglosmovies.com! Yeah! That many people know to do that, and there's only five name tags?
Starting point is 00:03:47 All right. I brought for the prize bag tonight, one of those five lucky people, is going to get this beautiful South by Southwest tote. And, of course, a Christmas bong from Peacemaker. My hardcore rap album. Smug Life. A Twix koozie. Socks from a new sponsor called Bombas.
Starting point is 00:04:17 Are they good? Does anybody wear them? All right, cool. Ladies too, huh? Bombas, hashtag me too. Can you imagine the shit they would get, any advertiser, for trying that campaign? And possibly one of the greatest things I've ever given away, I got a sippy cup when I saw Frozen on Broadway. That's yours to have if you're super into DNA.
Starting point is 00:04:52 And we also have five wonderful guests. You already know who they are because we had to explain that in the show description. Please give a big typewriter welcome. Start tapping, everybody. For Jay Sanjasekar, Eric Stolhans,
Starting point is 00:05:18 Paul Soder, Steve Lemme, and Kevin Heffernan! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Starting point is 00:05:31 Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
Starting point is 00:05:39 Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you, guys. Woo! Woo!
Starting point is 00:05:55 Woo! Woo! Ow! Hot crowd. Ow! Let's meet him individually, shall we? Directly to my left in the alpha position. Director of Super Troopers 2, which I saw last night and I'll talk more about in a minute.
Starting point is 00:06:16 It's Jay Sanjasekar, everybody! Doug. Thorny is here! Doug, before this press tour, my wife made me get new clothes. My wife. My wife. She made me get new clothes.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Yes. And she's like, you're getting these green pants. And I'm like, okay. And then we washed them and now I've got clam diggers. Clam diggers, clam diggers. I feel very self-conscious. It's a complete pant.
Starting point is 00:06:47 I don't know what to tell you. You've got hot ankles, though. You wash them a few more times, you'll have a nice jort. If this was 1805, that would be scandalous. I'm like Mary Tyler Moore. You look like one of my agents.
Starting point is 00:07:03 They wear pants like that now at the big agencies. That's the hot new look. Oh, sweet. Say hello to Steve Lemme, everybody. Hello, Steve. I'm actually, thank you, I'm actually glad that he's going through this
Starting point is 00:07:20 clam digger thing right now. Because right before we made Club Dread, I got a piece of mail. And I opened it up and it was a pair this clam digger thing right now. Because right before we made Club Dread, I got a piece of mail. And I opened it up, and it was a pair of clam diggers. Shorts. With a note that said, Hey, looking forward to being in Mexico with you. Enjoy the shorts.
Starting point is 00:07:35 I thought of you. I got these for you. No signature. No return address on the envelope. There was a postmark that said Arizona, so I called Paul up, because he's from Arizona, and I said, did you send me some clam diggers? Why the fuck would I send you clam diggers?
Starting point is 00:07:49 So then I asked all these guys. Everybody said no, we didn't send him any clam diggers. And so I felt obligated when we went down to Mexico to make Club Dread to bring these clam diggers down and then to wear them. So I wore them, and nobody came forward to claim the clam diggers. I was trying to draw them out.
Starting point is 00:08:07 I wore them every day for the entire shoot nobody fucking came forward and finally at the end of it this motherfucker was like I sent you the clam diggers so this is justice right here let me ask you something are you secretly in cahoots with my wife? this is your revenge? yes I secretly in cahoots with my wife? This is your revenge?
Starting point is 00:08:26 Yes, I'm in cahoots with your wife. That's a long con. My wife. Thanks for being here, dude. And directly to his left, mentioned in that last story, is Paul Soder, everybody!
Starting point is 00:08:40 Hi, Paul Soder. Way to go. Everybody. Hi, I'm Paul Soder. Yeah, Paul Soder. Thank you very much. Way to go. Hi. Probably the name that sounds most Canadian of all you guys.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Soder. Soder. Hey, Soder. Hey there, Soder. I want a liter of Soder. Very nice. That can be arranged because I have gigantic calves, and the guys in the group have often accused me of storing all my
Starting point is 00:09:06 semen in my calves. So like a liter, I could probably generate a liter by just squeezing these things out. Gross. Where do people usually store it when they have extra? Just gigantic balls or something? Yeah, I guess. I mean, I know you guys don't like to work blue,
Starting point is 00:09:23 so I'm going to try to keep it clean. No swearing. Just as God made me. Thanks for being here, and let's say hello to Eric Stolhasky, everybody! Hello. Oh, yeah, I forgot to... I forgot to say the character names.
Starting point is 00:09:41 Mac, Foster, and now Rabbit. Right? You did. You said mine, though. I now Rabbit. Right? You did. You said mine, though. I said yours. I started off hot. Like, I'm going to say what character they play. Really distinguish these guys.
Starting point is 00:09:52 And I've totally fucked it up. How's it going, Eric? Very good. Very good. Yeah? These are jeggings. These are my jean leggings that I'm wearing tonight. Really?
Starting point is 00:10:00 Yeah. Wow. My wife made me wear them. She got them for me, too. I was hoping each of you Would have a story about pants Because I love pants too It's just too much Of a niche market
Starting point is 00:10:10 For podcasting about it Pants talk We're going to open That up tonight Yeah Pant talk will be good Pant talk Pant talk
Starting point is 00:10:18 Mine are always A little short These aren't too bad These are all right But Those are great Yeah these work The one time I'm wearing Ones that aren't I usually can These are all right. Those are great. Yeah, these work. The one time I'm wearing ones that aren't.
Starting point is 00:10:26 You usually can see my socks. Yeah, right. Yeah, man. And rounding out the batting order, these are the top five gentlemen from Broken Lizard. It's Kevin Heffernan, everybody. Thank you. You did a little jazz hand.
Starting point is 00:10:51 Farva, Farva, Farva, Farva, Farva, Farva. Good. Thank you. I discovered for real something yesterday about Kevin. He orders his pants online. I do. Do I have to tell a pants story now? Is that what's going on?
Starting point is 00:11:08 I don't have it. These are my pants. I get them online. These are my pants. Here's my pants. Love it or leave it. So I was chatting with you guys briefly backstage, and I got the impression that none of you have really sat
Starting point is 00:11:26 in an audience full of people and talked about the original Super Troopers while it was unfolding on a screen that's placed on a stage. A lot of specifics in that sentence. And you're correct. When you call a place Dynasty Typewriter, you're into specifics. While on place Dynasty Typewriter You're into specifics While on Wilshire Boulevard
Starting point is 00:11:48 In Koreatown On a Thursday night Oh you think we're in K-Town? Is that how we should say it? I thought we were in Westlake Near Westlake Park Alright I mean none of us are Uber drivers
Starting point is 00:12:02 So we don't need to have that argument What do you got for the prize bag dude? It's under your chair I mean, none of us are Uber drivers, so we don't need to have that argument. Right, right. What do you got for the prize bag, dude? It's under your chair. I have my book, Mustache Geneticans, which I'll... sign to the lucky winner. Well, that's nice of you. All right.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Well, it's good to know that when you get Doug Lo's movies fans and Broken Lizard fans together, they will just yell stuff out randomly. Feels like maybe throughout the entire proceeding. Steve, what do you got for the prize bag, dude? I brought a... Broken Lizard is getting into the cannabis space. Oh, nice.
Starting point is 00:12:50 So I brought something, a collaboration we did with Timeless Vapes is the new Smokin' Lizard vape pen. And I will give you the first one in Los Angeles. Which flavor is X? We have three flavors, right? Yeah, this one doesn't have any juice in it, though. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:13:07 Oh, yeah. Wait, you're just giving them a free husk? We don't endorse that part of it. Like it doesn't actually do anything? No, it doesn't do shit. What? We're taking baby steps into the business. No, no, if you have a cartridge,
Starting point is 00:13:25 you can just stick it right in there. Yeah, yeah, okay, cool. Yeah, that'll work, that'll work. There are three flavors. What are the three flavors? Meowie Wowie, Johnny Chimpo, and the Repeater. Which is, and that is now a product that is available in Arizona and...
Starting point is 00:13:44 In Los Angeles. You guys doing a commercial over here? Well, as long as we're doing commercials, Super Troopers 2 opens on April 20th. And I saw it last night, the premiere. I was lucky enough to go to that, and I loved it. Thanks, bud. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:14:02 That's always a tricky move, seeing a movie before you have to hang out with the people who made it. That's true. You do a lot of those weird compliments. Awesome, dude! Did you like it? Man, people loved it. Yeah, people loved it.
Starting point is 00:14:19 There was people all around me going crazy. Oh, there's great stuff in there. Yeah, there's really great stuff in there. I was laughing out loud. It might be one of your best. It's among the movies that might be your best, yeah. It's films that you've made. It's one of them.
Starting point is 00:14:36 Yeah. But I'm really, you know, I think everyone's going to be very happy with how it turned out. I don't think anybody who's a fan of the first movie is going to go, yeah, they went in the wrong direction. Well, that's a big compliment because you love movies, right, Doug?
Starting point is 00:14:52 I do, I do. I'm very excited about this. To watch Super Troopers with you guys and try to crack jokes, I'm definitely nervous about that. But anyway, the movie was great. Then there was an after party that was fun. But you could only get one cocktail at this after party. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:13 And it was called Juicy Lucy. Yeah. See, I didn't get a big reaction. What is that a reference to? Well, it's in the second movie. The one I just watched? Yeah. I watched the movie yeah and then I
Starting point is 00:15:27 go to the party and don't know what Juicy Lucy is that's right that's not a good sign when is when does Juicy Lucy come up the opening scene well it's fucking snack bar I should say bar bar bar bar I decided to get some drinks because you know how premieres start late yeah I always like to leave just in the beginning of a movie No, I left before it started but I missed your intro and the very beginning of the movie so that's how I missed Juicy Lucy
Starting point is 00:15:52 It's actually the name of the lead female character through the entire movie They say it over and over again after that but I'm just like that's just what they call her Busted Did you try that drink? I'm just like, that's just what they call her. Busted. Did you try that drink? Yeah, I did.
Starting point is 00:16:08 I had one. Did you like it? It was alright. It was juicy. It's a vodka pineapple. It's a vodka pineapple. It sounded disgusting. I told you more Lucy than juicy. It's one of their best. It's one of their best. Alright. Where are we at? Paul, do you have something for the prize bag?
Starting point is 00:16:23 Ooh, yeah. this is actually really exciting Not that yours is not Unlike my book in the vape pen that doesn't work That is cool That's tight For the listeners he took his dick out
Starting point is 00:16:41 This was just to cover up while I unzip my pants. That's not the prize. That's just the... That's just a dick shammy. Yeah. This is a large, but we have an XL backstage. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:16:58 So whoever wins, you can size them up and then insult them. Yeah. I'm not sure this is going to do it. Let me go backstage and get the husky size. I'm going to pass that down here and let's see what... What did Eric bring us?
Starting point is 00:17:27 I got a couple here. This one's going to be for any smokers out there. A little pin. It says, dab me out. Dab me out. That's nice. I might keep that. That's a good one, right? I might hang on to that one.
Starting point is 00:17:41 And then a second one here for the new movie coming out. Oh. It's a second one here for the new movie coming out. Oh. It's a Paul Soder design. I designed this. Pretty cool, huh? Yeah. We'll pass that down. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:59 Sorry I didn't shame you. There you go. Hey, look at this, Jay. Does this have dandruff on it already? It looks like it's glitter. It's got glitter all over it. It's got glitter on it. Was this shirted?
Starting point is 00:18:09 It's pre-dandruffed. That's the hot new thing. You know, like acid washed. Pre-glittered. Glittering end. What am I going to tell my wives when I come home tonight with glitter on my face? You missed that shot.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Did you hear that, wives? You barely got that in there. It's in. Okay. Took two tries, though. I know. It took a while You barely got that in there. It's in. It took two tries, though. It's all in there. The pin may go in there, it may not go in there. Kevin, what do you got? Okay, I got...
Starting point is 00:18:34 There used to be a warehouse of these guys, but now there are only a few boxes left. And I have a full box from the original movie, the promotional Super Troopers sunglasses. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The original. A 12-pack.
Starting point is 00:18:49 A 12-pack. Oh, no. They're getting an 11-pack. They might get an 11-pack. An 11-pack. And it has Super Troopers embossed on them? Yeah, it's got Super Troopers embossed on them. I'll model them right now.
Starting point is 00:19:04 And if you want to get rid of the Super Troopers, they're so cheaply made, you can just scratch it right off. It's a fingernail. They come right off. It'll come off anyway in like three wearings. It's okay. Or if you're exposed to the sun. Yeah, or if it's raining. That'll never happen.
Starting point is 00:19:19 If you don't want to promote that classic comedy everybody loves. There you go. It's in my garage. There might be some spiders in there, too. I'm not sure. There may be a brown recluse spider in there. Let's see. I don't worry about those. They tend to be reclusive.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Hey. Super Troopers then and meow. That's true. A little something old, something new. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I love it. Thanks, you guys, for bringing this stuff.
Starting point is 00:19:47 That's a great grab bag. It's a good super trooper's grab bag, isn't it? I'll get this. All right. I couldn't. I've closed plenty of donut boxes. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:03 Yeah. I couldn't do it either the book's not in there Jay don't worry my book my precious book it took so long to write it my precious book. It took so long to write it. That's hard to write a book. Are any of you guys going to write a book?
Starting point is 00:20:32 No. We're collaborating on the rebuttal as we speak. The rebuttal. I don't think so. Yeah. A lot of bad stories about you how about The Real Truth This Time by Paul Soder, Steve Lemme
Starting point is 00:20:50 Kevin Heffernan, Eric Stolansky yeah I love these things love it man, look at that you look tough they're especially good on a really hot day when that metal hits your cheeks are there no nose bridgey-guardy?
Starting point is 00:21:08 What are those things? I love the tag. Yeah, that's actually hip. Keep it on. That's how you take it on. You're the new brand of cop in legal weed America. Right. Right, like a stoned-ass fucking cop in aviator glasses.
Starting point is 00:21:23 Yeah, and he's still got the designer tag on. That's great. Are you guys... Let's guess... Look at that. It fell out of my pocket. It's just a jar that says Nug on it. It would be sweet if you had another jar that said Danky. I'm gonna now.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Oh, and also, joints are falling out of your pocket. These are not great pockets. Blame the pockets. These pockets don't work. Stuff's falling outside the top. These pockets don't work. It doesn't have pockets, Doug. Yeah, that's These pockets don't work It doesn't have pockets, Doug
Starting point is 00:22:06 Yeah, that's why they don't work So, who here is the best at movie trivia? Does anybody feel like strong going into tonight's games? Very strong Everyone's very cocky There's a lot of cockiness coming in We've played this before, right? Who won the last time we played?
Starting point is 00:22:22 I think I did Whatever Yeah, whatever No one's counting Alright We've played this before, right? Who won the last time we played? I think I did. Whatever. Yeah, whatever. No one's counting. Alright. I'm not good. That's the sort of answer I was looking for. I'll throw out a good guess.
Starting point is 00:22:35 Yeah, you have fun. That's the important thing. There's about five people who've fashioned name tags to try to get chosen this evening. There might be more if some were shy the first time I asked. But can you guys hold those up now? And gentlemen, pick your name tags. Oh, there's a few more in the back there.
Starting point is 00:22:55 So pick whoever you want to play for. Either have them bring it to you or go out into the audience and grab it. I have to go Tony Danza for sure. But just get the one you like the best, and we'll be right back after these messages. All right, we're back. Great job, everybody. All right. Jay picked a name tag that I saw on the Internet today
Starting point is 00:23:15 that is a play off of the movie Slammin' Salmon. The Slammin' Jason. Yeah. Yeah. I get it Jason. Yeah. I get it now. Yeah. That's good. Show me.
Starting point is 00:23:32 Great. Yeah. Nice. That's Jason up there? I'm assuming. Yeah. Yeah, Jason threw himself a role in the movie. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:42 Yeah. The lead. Yeah. But all you guys are still there. So that's cool. Steve's is a little in the movie. Yeah. The lead. Yeah, but all you guys are still there. So that's cool. Steve's is a little bit more abstract. And yet... It's just a picture of Tony Danza.
Starting point is 00:23:51 Of Tony Danza. Which we have to tell the other great prank story. Yeah, so, you know, remember the clam digger story from a few minutes ago? That's actually the second time that Chandrasekhar duped me. The first time was in the mail at my apartment in New York. I got a Tony Danza headshot autographed by Tony Danza.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Said, dear Steve, I'm a big fan of your work. We should work together sometime. And he was so excited. Best, Tony. I called up all these fucking assholes. You send me a fucking signed Tony Danza. Why the fuck would anyone send you? Of course not.
Starting point is 00:24:33 Every one of them. He's like, no, whoa, you got a Tony Danza headshot? That's awesome. I know, right? Are you going to do a movie with him? Yeah. Look, he says he's a big fan of my work and he wants to work with me. He picked me. Out of all the lizard, he picked me.
Starting point is 00:24:51 That's the way I felt, just like that. But this guy who you're playing for, is his name Tony? Yeah? Oh. All right, great. Okay. But so here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:25:01 I put my autographed Tony Danza headshot in a frame, and I stuck it on the wall where people could see it when they walked in. They'd be like, is that a real Tony Danza headshot? I'm like, fuck yeah, it's a real Tony Danza headshot. He's a fan of my work.
Starting point is 00:25:16 Anyway, a year went by, and this motherfucker was like, I sent you that fucking Tony Danza headshot. and this motherfucker was like, I sent you that fucking Tony Danza headshot. They get me every time. He's very gullible.
Starting point is 00:25:33 So Tony Danza. There you go. You're playing for Tony. It's a great way to work through your pain. So I have to show this to the audience, but I can't see what's on the other side? No, you can see. It's just something we read at the end of the show. Ronnie Darko.
Starting point is 00:25:47 There's a play on the movie Donnie Darko. It's got lots of pictures of me on there smoking a ton of weed. And then what's that thing connected to the corner? Is it like a hacky sack? That's like something falling out of your pocket. There's something in there. Oh. There's something in there.
Starting point is 00:26:01 Oh. Nugs. Nugs. You could sniff it out. That's a little something for you. These nugs are for me? Yeah. There's like a bottle of hashish in here?
Starting point is 00:26:13 Yeah, that's why... Condom? He was hoping you would pick it. Ow, a hypodermic needle? Ow, a mousetrap! Ow, why? Wow, and I get to keep this? Yeah, that was a bribe
Starting point is 00:26:27 to get you to pick the name tag. You just picked it for its sheer artistry. I wanted pictures of you getting high. Wait, do I get to keep this too? I think you should definitely frame it and put it up next to the other one. Holy fucking shit. I'm so glad I came here tonight.
Starting point is 00:26:49 This is fantastic. Jay actually contacted that guy. Jay contacted that guy a year ago setting this whole thing up. This is the long con. He's that good. He's that good. Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:03 I had it and I lost it. Yeah. I had it and I lost it Yeah I had it and I lost it Like the phone locked you out of his name tag Just guess, guess his password I don't even know where to go with it Do you remember the guy's name? Ty
Starting point is 00:27:16 Oh Jesus Why do we have passwords if you're yelling out in a crowded theater? I mean My social security is 574-343- I found it! You got it. What's it say? A good day to tie hard.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Oh, okay. Oh, tie hard. Good, right? His name's Ty. I'm assuming so. You're getting the game. That's a good guess. Now I'm starting to get it. Oh, I do get it. Jason, Tony. Tyler. Okay, great job, Tyler.
Starting point is 00:27:50 This is 2018 right here. You don't have to hold that up the whole show. Good. We got it. They can't even see it. Has anybody not seen it yet? Has anybody not seen it yet? Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:01 Too small. But definitely take it if he gets a call. Yeah, sure. We want to hear his calls calling him when he's busy. Has anybody not seen it yet? Too small. But definitely take it if he gets a call. Yeah. Sure. We want to hear his calls calling him when he's busy at a movie show. Kung Fu Amanda. Wait, there's more than one on there? Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:17 Wow, these phones are amazing. There's one for every possible name. The things they can do. Call your doctor now you have VD. Wow. They still you have VD. Wow. They still call it VD? The text just came in. What do you got to call the doctor for? Just get the news twice?
Starting point is 00:28:33 So yeah, I got a text saying I should call you that I have VD. Yeah, you have VD. No! Kevin, what do you got? I have this good-looking movie poster right here. Yes, Soupy Troopy 2. Super Troopers 2. We knew we finally made it when we were right-side up on our own poster.
Starting point is 00:29:01 I know, it's pretty good. I don't see any clever alterations to it with names and such, but I think it's just a straight up poster it looks to me. Maybe their name is Super. Maybe. Or yeah, they didn't put their names into it anywhere.
Starting point is 00:29:17 On the inside? Inside? Jesus. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Look at that. Whoa. Whoa. But his name and his phone number is here. And I pull it away and Heffernan's just gone.
Starting point is 00:29:35 Ha-ha-da-da-da-da-da-da. Ha-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. His name is Jesse. And that's all I've got. There you go. And a's all I've got. And a phone number, but I don't know if I should give that out. Well, go ahead and vote, because people are waiting in line. No electioneering, dog.
Starting point is 00:30:03 No electioneering within 20 feet of the booth. That's one of the bigger name tags we've had. Yeah, it's big. You can fold it up and throw it down if you want. But also it's promoting the reason we're here. The reason for the season. And congratulations on getting the 420 release date, you guys. Right?
Starting point is 00:30:19 I know, pretty good. It's a great idea now. Nine months ago it was a dubious idea to us. They've essentially created a holiday weekend for us. The 420 holiday weekend, which is fantastic. Yeah, it fell on a Friday. Some people will go on Thursday night preview night, right? You can see it then. That's 419, though.
Starting point is 00:30:37 On Thursday the 19th, actually... Oh, you can see a double. A double feature at 420 in a thousand different theaters across the country. You can go have a double feature. Which is, I think, so fucking cool. What are the two movies? Yeah, what are you showing? American Graffiti. Friday the 13th, part one and two.
Starting point is 00:30:54 As long as we get the box office, I don't give a shit. I can see whatever movie they want. That's right. Supertroopers 1 and 2, back to back, starting at 420 and a thousand different theaters. What a fucking awesome idea by Fox Searchlight
Starting point is 00:31:09 to do something like that. Yeah. Good. Yeah. Marvel leading up to Infinity War is going to have a thing where you can watch
Starting point is 00:31:18 every Marvel movie and it will take like two or three days. Yeah. I'm serious. They're really doing it. Starting on April 19th, probably, right?
Starting point is 00:31:26 Yeah. No, you guys have a good, you got a good four or five day head start. But we have, our luck has always been flimsy. Like, you know, Club Dread,
Starting point is 00:31:39 we opened up against the passion of the Christ. And the studio was so confident. Same audience, so it's a problem. We were laughing and they were like, it's not even in English. Oh, we were so cocky. I did like a Newsweek
Starting point is 00:31:54 interview like, watch out, Jesus. Here comes Broken Lizard. And the Lord destroyed us that day. Well, you guys needed people protesting it, because that's what made Last Temptation of Christ so big, is that there were so many protests.
Starting point is 00:32:12 I went and saw it opening weekend, because I was like, if people are protesting this, I've got to check it out. There must be a lot of boobs in this movie. A lot of dummies. Oh, different kind of boobs. Let's play some games, you guys. All right, let's do it.
Starting point is 00:32:31 Let's do it. This first game is called Doug Loves Musicals. And, because I do, and I'm going to name the songs that are on the soundtrack of a movie musical. And you can guess as often as you like. The first person to guess the correct title wins this game. Grease.
Starting point is 00:32:52 You could pre-guess, of course, and Jay is going with Grease. Jay's done. Incorrect. Any other pre-guesses? I'll go West Side Story. That's a great pre-guess. No. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:33:04 I'm not going to guess because I'm going to get it. I'm waiting for the clues. Not if I pre-guess it. Yeah, I'm going to get it too. Eric and Kevin, do you have any pre-guesses? Those are the only two musicals I know. No, I want to do it for reals. Okay, you're going to really lock it down?
Starting point is 00:33:23 Yeah. Get it right. Do it, baby. Do it all night. These are not song titles. Wait, have we started? Here we go. No.
Starting point is 00:33:31 Oh, okay. I was just realizing it was starting to sound like something. It felt like something. Okay, here we go is not a song title. Let us know when we're starting. I'm saying, okay, here we go. That, too, was not a name. There's a song called
Starting point is 00:33:45 Does Your Mother Know? Does your mother know? Yeah. If you know in the audience, please don't yell at me. Thank you. Cannibal the Musical by the South Park guys.
Starting point is 00:34:05 It's close, right? It's not a bad guess. It's not bad. Damn Yankees. There's another song in this movie called When All Is Said And Done. Or how about this title? Lay Your Love On Me.
Starting point is 00:34:28 Just put it right on me It says in parenthesis I love songs with parenthetical subtypes A star is born Oh no Last temptation of Christ the musical There's a song called Our Last Summer La La Land
Starting point is 00:34:44 Our Last Summer No La La Land? Our Last Summer. No, La La Land wasn't that bleak. Our Last Summer. Our Last Summer. Not Last Temptation of Christ. No. Slipping Through My Fingers was a song in this. Is it Grease 2?
Starting point is 00:35:00 No. Camelot. I thought I had him on that one. Saturday Night Fever. No. Oklahomaelot. I thought I had him on that one. Saturday Night Fever. No. Oklahoma. Sing It in the Rain. There's a song called Honey Honey.
Starting point is 00:35:12 Oh, honey, honey. By the Archies. Sugar, sugar. Okay, there's a song in this movie called Super Trooper. Abba. High School Musical? Abba. Zanadu? Mamma Mia.
Starting point is 00:35:28 Mamma Mia is correct! Wow. That was the long way. I like that though. Good one, Stolhansky. Congratulations. I was counting on nobody getting it until I dropped Super Trooper. And then Dancing Queen, S.O.S., and of course, the titular song.
Starting point is 00:35:50 I would have gotten it then. When I got to Mamma Mia, you'd have been like, Doug, it's Mamma Mia. I was wrong when I said Grease earlier. Do they not do Fernando in Mamma Mia? Take a chance on me? I don't think so, or they do, and I just didn't list it, because I didn't list all the songs. They don't sing Fernando.
Starting point is 00:36:08 I got Carpal Tunnel I can't fuck around with. But there's a few other probably known songs. I wanted to do the more obscure ones to throw you off. But now, Eric gets to go first in a game called ABCD's Nuts. It's a spelling game, Eric. Okay, okay. And tonight, in honor of Super Troopers 2 on August 20th.
Starting point is 00:36:35 They pushed it again. Sorry, Mr. Movie, Doug told me August 20th. What if this is when you found out Doug Benson wasn't really a stoner It's 820 right 820 that's the day you smoke pot right Fraud Fraud
Starting point is 00:36:57 You don't smoke pot Fake pot smoker doesn't know what day it is He's actually an undercover cop Get him boys You guys psyched for 820? You guys gonna get reefed up On 820 like me? 820 it's gonna be a hot one this year
Starting point is 00:37:23 Holy shit guys it's 820 like me? 820. It's going to be a hot one this year. Holy shit, guys. It's 820. Smoke it up. Okay, so it's a spelling game, Eric. I'm going to give you a letter, and we're going to spell Super Troopers. So we're going to start with Eric with the letter S, and then we'll go to Paul, Steve,
Starting point is 00:37:42 Jay, Kevin. All you've got to do is name any movie that begins with the letter that I give you, but a theme might emerge. There's gonna be a theme. So we're spelling Super Troopers, so the first letter's S, so Eric, name any movie in the history of cinema
Starting point is 00:38:00 that begins with the letter S. Saturday Night Fever. We just brought it up. Great answer. You're still in the game. Sweet. I'm a winner. You'd be surprised that I have some players on the show that get disqualified. They get stumped by the letter
Starting point is 00:38:18 S. The movie I chose was Stop or My Mom Will Shoot. So, Paul, your letter is U. That's tough. Upstairs, Downstairs was a TV series that was very cinematic. How about you just shorten it to Up?
Starting point is 00:38:45 Oh, gotcha. Oh, yeah, yeah. Let me remind you, I'm lenient in the early rounds only. Okay, so you're going with Up? I guess I am. The movie I picked is called Under Suspicion.
Starting point is 00:39:05 P is your letter, Steve. If you match me, you win Okay. The movie I picked is called Under Suspicion. Oh. Mm-hmm. P is your letter, Steve. If you match me, you win automatically, by the way. Oh, Under the Volcano was a George C. Scott movie in the 70s. Too late. I know, but I just didn't want to look stupid. And I thought you would have gone with Under the Rainbow. Oh, yeah, yeah. Chevy Chase?
Starting point is 00:39:19 Yes. There's a lot of things he could have said. Under Siege would have been a good one Yes Don't think I didn't think of that for a second Under Siege 2 But P is your letter Steve I'm going with Purple Rain I chose Point Break
Starting point is 00:39:43 Oh fuck I wish I had said Point Break. Oh, fuck. I wish I had said Point Break. That's one of your favorite movies. That's a near miss right there. I should have had that one. Fuck. All right.
Starting point is 00:39:54 Jay gets the letter E. Eastern Promises. Viggo Mortensen. Nude Fight. Nude Fight. Nude Fight. Nude Fight. Nude Fight. Viggo Mortensen nude fight nude fight nude fight nude fight nude fight alright I picked
Starting point is 00:40:16 end of watch ooh R is the letter for Kevin I will say and I think I know where you're going RoboCop Rush Hour T, Eric
Starting point is 00:40:36 Was I in the category? Was I in the right world? Where your theme is? I think we all think you were Thank you That's all I needed to know Good night everyone world where your theme is? I think we all think you were. Okay. Thank you. That's all I needed to know. Good night, everyone. Tea. Tea.
Starting point is 00:40:53 What? What did they say? You got a tea movie, Eric? Tron. Tron's a great guess. I went with Tango and Cat. Oh, that's what I was gonna say. I know, it's one of our Tron's a great guess. I went with Tango and Cat. Oh! That's what I was gonna say. I know, it's one of our favorites. We love that one. I should change
Starting point is 00:41:10 the name of this game to the, that's what I was gonna say, Gary. R for Paul. Rush Hour. No, um... Rain Man. I went with Running Scared. I almost said Running Man. That would've been cool. Half right. Woulda, coulda, shoulda with Running Scared. I almost said Running Man. That would have been cool. That would have been half right.
Starting point is 00:41:26 Woulda, coulda, shoulda with Broken Lizard. Yeah. O is the next letter for Steve. Octopussy. Yeah, I guess that does kind of fits into this theme. I couldn't think of a movie that fit the theme, so I just went with Office Space. Okay.
Starting point is 00:41:48 Because I just like to mention Office Space when I can. It's close. Jay, the next O in Troopers. Orca. Oh, that's good. Again, I couldn't think of one, so I went with Office Christmas Party. Was that good? Did you see that one?
Starting point is 00:42:06 P for Kevin. I did like that movie. I haven't seen that one yet. I'm going to say... I'm trying to think of our theme. Am I overthinking it? No. I'm going to say... I've got it at the tip of my tongue.
Starting point is 00:42:25 I'm going to say, I've got it at the tip of my tongue, I'm going to say the Presidio. Okay, that begins with T, but... Doesn't count, right? The doesn't count, does it? But if you're alphabetizing, yeah, the's don't count. Thank you. But I went with Point Break from 2015. Oh. Cheating. Cheating.
Starting point is 00:42:47 Cheating. Well done. E is Eric. Yo, E for Eric. Damn it. E, huh? Mm-huh. Mm-huh.
Starting point is 00:43:01 Mm-huh. East of Eden. Oh, great one. Double E. I couldn't think of another one that fits, so I just said End of Watch again. You didn't think we'd get this far, did you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you never know. R for Paul.
Starting point is 00:43:17 Risky Business. Ooh, I went Rush Hour 2. Yeah, theme. All right, now, Steve, I'm going to give you a little wind up so you can take this thing home and be a hero. What about the two? What? I'm the two. We're spelling super troopers, not super troopers two.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Oh, that movie. That's the one we're about to watch. I think we're running a little bit late. Fair enough. So stop talking. That just seems rude for me to say to my guest, stop talking. I'm just going to wish for it.
Starting point is 00:44:03 So, Steve, classic S movie about, it's a cop movie, and don't guess in the audience yet, and it's the letter S. Take us home, Steve. Oh, I know it. Starship Troopers. Starship Troopers.
Starting point is 00:44:27 Was it Serpico? Serpico. It's Serpico, that's right. Oh, motherfucker. Yeah. Okay, so nobody won that game, but we sure had fun trying. How was somebody supposed to win? I guess right, okay.
Starting point is 00:44:39 Yeah, if you match. Or, you know, or if everyone else got eliminated because they couldn't think of one. They couldn't think ahead by counting the letters? Yeah, no. I was ready for that, too. If the person in front of you craps out,
Starting point is 00:44:52 then you have to do their letters. That throws people off guard sometimes. Plus, sometimes I have an egg timer. I only just now figured out that I was supposed to guess what you had written and not just come up with one. I thought the point of the game was just come up with something. Oh, we were trying to guess what you had written? not just come up with one. I thought the point of the game was just come up with something. We were trying to guess what you had written? This shit is...
Starting point is 00:45:08 It's way too complicated. Can we do it again? Just humor me. Humor me for another hour or two and then I'm going to drink my soup and go to bed. Alright. Right around the R is when I realized
Starting point is 00:45:24 I had forgotten that the letters were to spell out Super Troopers. I just thought it was arbitrary. It's a lot to take in. As is our final game before we got to get to showing and enjoying the original Super Troopers. This game, we're going to go faster. If you can't think of it, you know, one in like three seconds,
Starting point is 00:45:49 you're out. Jay, you're already out. And I hope this is fun for you and it'll be really interesting to see which one of you wins because the game is called Last Man Stanton. And the idea is we take a famous actor or actress
Starting point is 00:46:06 and then you have to take turns naming movies that they were in. If you can't think of one, you're out. And sometimes we have lifelines but no lifelines tonight. We're just going to fly through this. There's a lot of movies to choose from
Starting point is 00:46:21 because the name of the actor I think you guys have worked with him and we're starting with Eric and we'll switch the order on Eric Kevin J come back in yes you can play the films of Brian Cox oh boy that's a lot that's a lot there's a lot there That's a lot. There's a lot. There are a lot of those. There's a fucking lot of them. But how many of them can you name? I know if I'm being honest, I probably could have named a dozen.
Starting point is 00:46:53 What if you're being dishonest? All 147. A lot of TV in there, though, so IMDb's hard to tell exactly how many movies he's done. What do you think, Eric? What's any movie that Brian Cox is in? Rushmore. That's right, Rushmore. Very good.
Starting point is 00:47:15 Kevin? Troy. Troy with Brad Pitt. Yeah. I bet he was in there. Yeah. Sounds legit. He was.
Starting point is 00:47:24 That's part of this game. Just sound confident. Okay. Jay? Super Troopers 2. That's right. He is in that. Spoiler alert. Steve? I'm going with Uncle Argyle in Braveheart.
Starting point is 00:47:41 Oh, okay. First you must learn to use this. Then I'll teach learn to use this. Oh, okay. Then, I'll teach you to use this. What's the second thing he's pointing to? This. His dick? I don't remember that scene.
Starting point is 00:47:59 It's a good one. Paul? The last movie I saw him in was, I think was one of my favorite movies of last year, The Autopsy of Jane Doe. Did anybody else see that? He's in there. Awesome horror movie. Scary fucking movie. Eric?
Starting point is 00:48:14 The Ring. The what? The Ring. He wears the nipple clamps. It's hard to hear all the way over here. I thought you just yelled out another R word very confidently. The ring. The ring.
Starting point is 00:48:31 Kevin? X-Men 2. Ooh. Jay? The ringer. That's right. Yeah. You put a ring in it and Brian Cox is there.
Starting point is 00:48:44 That's right. You put a ring on it. If you want me, you got to put a ring in it and Brian Cox is there. That's right. You put a ring on it. If you want me, you gotta put a ring in it. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Steve? I'm gonna go with a small independent film he did, L.I.E.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Yep. Long Island Express? Yes, I believe so. Almost said railroad Paul The born identity Born second supremacist Born
Starting point is 00:49:14 Wait you could stop at the first Yeah you don't have to He's in the first one I don't know I'm asking Oh we got audience members The born supremacy So you switch it to isn't. The born supremacist. So you switch it to supremacy. But he called it supremacist.
Starting point is 00:49:34 Little indie movie. He is one of our best white people. He is pretty good. That's what that means, right? Yeah. Eric? Churchill. Eric? Churchill. Kevin?
Starting point is 00:49:51 Can I say Super Troopers 1? Yeah, you don't even have to add the 1. Okay. Unless you're going to go back in time and change that. I mean, it's what we call it now. Yeah. Jay? I'm going to go with Braveheart 2.
Starting point is 00:50:12 Still brave. I'm just thrilled. Straight to DVD. I'm so glad you're out, because I think some of these guys are going to go a while. Steve? Will you accept Her? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:27 He's the voice of the computer that Her falls in love with. Cheating on... Oh, sorry about that. You, out! Out! He showed me a movie that he had done that I'd never seen that was awesome called The Escapist.
Starting point is 00:50:44 Okay. Okay. That sounds like bullshit, but okay. He clapped. He clapped in the second row. He showed me Braveheart 2. I really wrote every one of them down, but finding The Escapist in all these is going to be tough. But go ahead.
Starting point is 00:51:01 It's not my turn, is it? Yeah, it sure is. It's on IMDb, Super Troopers 3. In production? In development. Oh, yeah, The Escapist is on here. The Escapist is accurate. There we go.
Starting point is 00:51:17 Okay, Kevin. Pixels. Yes. Pixels. How's that? The Adam Sandler movie. Steve. I'm going with Manhunter.
Starting point is 00:51:26 That's what I was going to say. Hannibal Lecter. The original Hannibal Lecter. We always thought it was going to be funny if we did Super Troopers 2 and we offered Anthony Hopkins the role of Chief O'Hagan. That didn't happen, though.
Starting point is 00:51:43 It didn't happen. Paul? The Bourne Legacy? Is that another one? Sounds good. Bourne movie? Yeah. I think he is.
Starting point is 00:51:56 No one's complaining from the audience. Nobody noticed. Eric? The Bourne Ultimatum? Now Legacy doesn't look so good, does it? Supremacy, shh, don't help me. I got this, you guys. No, he's not in either of those.
Starting point is 00:52:20 What? Boom and boom. He's not? You're gone Yeah, unless I wrote it down wrong That's possible You know how I am with accuracy I've seen the Bourne Ultimatum and Brian Cox isn't
Starting point is 00:52:34 Well, I meant to say Trick or Treat So that's, you know, doesn't matter Isn't that another great, great underappreciated horror movie? Alright, Kevin Is it up to me? Who said Trick or Treat? Can I name one now? He's back in? shaded horror movie? All right, Kevin. Is it up to me? What? Who said Trick or Treat? Yeah. Can I name one now?
Starting point is 00:52:46 So you're still in? He's back in? No, no, no. He's not back in. You're right. You're right. Kevin and Steve are the only ones that are in.
Starting point is 00:52:52 Go, Kevin. Okay, I'm going to say Wolverine. Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. You guys haven't said my favorite Ryan Cox movie other than the two Super Troopers films,
Starting point is 00:53:02 of course. Steve? I'm going to go with Marlon Brando, Michael Jackson, and Elizabeth Taylor in a car. I don't know the name of the movie is the problem. But that's what it's about. That should be the title. Why don't you make up a title?
Starting point is 00:53:22 Maybe you'll be right. I did. I did. I think that's what it's about. I don't even know what that is that you're talking about. He did it last year or two years ago. Okay. But it was for TV? Was it TV? Yeah. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:53:34 British TV or something like that. Oh, it was a British TV. He played Marlon Brando. Oh, okay. Stockard Channing was Elizabeth Taylor. And Joseph Fine was Michael Jackson on a road trip. Yeah, I remember it was mad that a white guy was playing a white guy. They were.
Starting point is 00:53:53 Dumb old Michael Jackson joke. All right, Kevin, bring this thing home. You got another one? Yeah, let me think about it. I mean, you're the winner anyway. X-Men 3. No, I don think about it. I mean, you're the winner anyway. X-Men 3. No, I don't think so. The one I was hoping you guys might come up with
Starting point is 00:54:10 is The Long Kiss Goodnight. Oh. He has a great line about a cat's butthole. Yeah. But terrific job, you guys. You really know your co-star, Brian Cox. Thank you. Thank you. I was hoping to really embarrass you with that. And you guys. You really know your co-star, Brian Cox. Thank you. Thank you. I was hoping to
Starting point is 00:54:25 really embarrass you with that. And you guys did really great, but anything to plug other than we got through that you could see the double feature on April 20th, and the movie opens everywhere, Super Troopers 2, on April 20th.
Starting point is 00:54:42 Yeah. 420. 420, if you will. Double feature on the 19th. So go see it, everybody. Whatever. Let's have a round of applause for all these guys for being here. Where's the person Kevin was playing for with the huge sign? Come get all your prizes. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:55:06 Wow. To that guy your prizes. Congratulations. Wow. There you go. What's your name? And as always, ordering something with no tomato and Taco Bell and those motherfuckers put that shit on anyway is a shithead.
Starting point is 00:55:22 And here, does Tony have a shithead on the back of it? Yeah, let me see what it says on the back there. When you tell people you're going to Ben's Interruption with a cast of Super Troopers and they respond with, Denise Richards is awesome in it. Is a shithead.
Starting point is 00:55:42 Get it? Starship Troopers? All right, what does this one say? People who won't shut up during a movie are shitheads. That's a good one. And then people who bring their name tag on an iPhone are a shithead. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you,
Starting point is 00:56:09 cause Doug loves movies!

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