Doug Loves Movies - Jen Kirkman, Ally Walker and Trey Galyon guest
Episode Date: November 4, 2015Live from the NerdMelt Showroom in Los Angeles, Doug welcomes comedians Jen Kirkman and Trey Galyon and actor/writer/director Ally Walker to the show. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com.../privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates panty-rackers,
pretty baby Sidney,
seats with Whitney at the top,
or Colonel Lee in his piece.
There's still not one that he won't steal,
but Doug loves to give you a little smile. Hey, hey, hey.
You guys are crazy tonight.
I feel like I walked into a Harmontown.
You guys are super into it.
I appreciate it because
my name is Doug and I love movies!
This is Doug Loves
Movies! I don't know who
did that falsetto, but it was
lovely. What a
lovely voice.
He's about to die.
Coming to you once again from
our most frequent Los Angeles
home of late,
the Nerd Melt showroom in the back of Meltdown Comics in Hollywood, California.
It's Tuesday, November 3rd, 2015.
Show me some name tags.
I want to see what you got.
Good.
There's at least a few.
And one huge one that says crummy name tag.
And then it is fucking covered with crumb cakes.
Is that a true assessment?
Yes, he's just shaking it.
You can't, we have a mute guy with a crumb cake sign.
Mark, what is that device that you made?
Is that a light bright or something?
A fucking light bright that you wrote Mark on.
Nice job.
I don't know what that has to do with movies,
but it's beautiful.
Instead of Purple Rain, we have a Purple Nick.
Kiss Chris Bang Bang.
That's too small for me to read.
Is it Carissa?
And the Technicolor Dreamcoat that is a broad
that's a musical
has that been made into a movie
Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat
Donny Osmond
was in the movie
I thought he was on tour with the show
I think they just filmed the show
you're right
you know what you're talking
about. Die
hard, Drew?
Okay. Try harder.
And then you put your
face over Bruce Willis' face?
And I'm just one of those people burning in that
plane in the background?
Is that a plane
burning? It's from the second one, right?
That's like the most depressing beginning to an action movie
when like 230 people just die in an airplane
at the beginning of Die Hard 2.
Like, oh, isn't it fun?
Let's go to the coast, have some laughs.
Like, what's the body count in the first Die Hard?
Maybe 10 or 12 people at best.
A couple of them are
FBI agents, so who cares about them?
It's a real casual edition of the show.
Let's do some plugs.
Let's do Doug's plugs
before moving on to the next part.
I've got a lot of business to take care of here
at the top.
I had a blast in Florida last weekend, so thank you, Tampons.
And I'll try to come back next year, but boy, that recording didn't work out so good.
I don't know what it is about that place, that club, but it's a really fun room,
and it was full of a lot of enthusiastic people and we threw donuts at an amy adams sign with a target it was
really really fun but la that's you guys tomorrow i'm interrupting uh hancock over at cinefamily
movie i've never seen for very mixed things about it.
And I don't think it's quite
sold out yet, but I'm not sure.
And then I'm doing Fun Fun Fun Fest
in Austin, Texas this weekend.
Douglovesmovies.com
for tour stuff and merch
and bonus apps and whatnot.
That's
Douglovesmovies.com. Now it's
time for Watch this not that
the number one movie at the box office
is still the Martian
like four out of the last five weeks
number two goosebumps
Halloween is over
and it feels like
most of us have seen the Martian already
so watch burnt
or truth this has been watch this not that I don't know why must have seen The Martian already. So watch Burnt.
Or Truth.
This has been Watch This, Not That.
I don't know why nobody likes Burnt or Truth
edition. Those movies are doing
terribly, but I enjoyed them.
Did not love Martian
or Goosebumps, so I think I'm out of
sync with everyone.
Did any of you guys see Burnt?
Nobody. You did? You like it?
Bland.
That's a fun food review.
A fun one word
food review of Burnt.
Bland.
Mine, I'd have to go two words because I'd be like
too salty.
Yeah, so I guess
the world agrees with you without having
seen it. From the corrections
department,
the full title is Halloween
H20 20
years later.
And
Jamie Curtis
has a
uncredited voiceover in Escape from New York.
Yeah, I learned that the hard way.
Yeah.
Let's check out the prize bag, you guys.
There's some fun stuff in here.
There's my water that I'm going to drink.
The box is so big that there's no room on the table for my beverage because the box
takes up the whole table.
So hang on a second.
Little adjustment.
We're good.
Somebody gave me this and I love it, but there's just no reason to have it sitting around in
my home.
It's like a handheld, you know, battery operated megaphone device.
Hey, hey, hey.
And it says, it's got my face on the side of it
and they painted it, so it's also like
when you're holding it, like the paint comes off
on your hands.
And it's got several different settings
you could put it on or whatever,
but one of them,
according to them, is the Pete Holmes alarm.
So I think they wanted me to turn
on alarm when Pete Holmes wouldn't shut up.
But as you can hear, it doesn't work.
Oh, there it is.
Oh, shit. Pete Holmes
award.
Maybe I should keep this.
And then she also, I think it was a she that gave it
to me. She also calls it a Bain-a-phone because you can be Bain through it probably pretty
easy. I like took forever to decide what I was going to say as Bain. I was like, what am I going to... What should I say? Something about shadows. Shadows.
So, uh...
What do we do
in the shadows?
It's a good movie.
Alright,
so I'm going to keep this.
Now, somebody's
going to win that. They're going to have that for their very
own. And then...
Now I don't have any room to put that. That's going to be... That their very own. And then now I don't have any room to put
that. That's going to be, that's precarious.
A Doug Loves Movies t-shirt.
A copy of the
screenplay of the motion picture
Sideways, which is
one of my favorites. I enjoy that movie, but
I don't really need to read it.
We got
one of those things they
give me for going to the 1989 world tour of Taylor Swift.
It'd be weird if she went on a world tour in 1989.
She's like born and on a world tour.
And then also in the prize box, of course, there's a schmovie.
And I got one more of these things.
A silver surfer vape in a very fancy pouch,
so it feels like a pillow.
It feels like a corduroy pillow,
and that's going in there.
Oh, shit.
The Pete Holmes thing fell off the table.
It might have broken.
Thank you very much.
Yep.
The ambulance is coming. much the ambulance is coming the foreign
ambulance is coming I don't know why you put that back there after that mishap
I'm a mess tonight I almost did a dab before the show tonight but my friend
that makes me do dabs didn't didn't come and so I think that worked out pretty
good like I could handle a dab right now.
All right.
But someone's going to win a schmovie,
but for my friends in the front row that made a name tag,
you get a schmovie.
Yeah.
And you get a schmovie.
Who else made a name tag in the front row?
Front row name tag people.
What did you do with it?
Light bright.
Oh, the light bright.
Yeah, all right.
That counts, I guess.
Oh, good catch.
That throw was short.
All right.
So there's one more in the box, and somebody's going to win.
Plus all the stuff that's brought by my guests.
Let's get them out here.
Please give a big, warm welcome to Allie Walker, Trey Galleon, and Jen Kirkman.
Hello.
You called the fuzz, man. I'm falling in love with this thing alright
let's settle down
let's meet first of all
let's meet them individually but first of all
let's say hello to first time
guests on the show.
Allie Walker is here, everybody.
Hi.
Thank you.
How do you...
So a publicist roped you into this, right?
Yes, he did.
Yeah.
I mean, you were told there's this show.
It's a comedy show about movies,
and it's got a rabid following of 30 or 40 people.
It's got an amazing following of 25 guys.
Yeah, a bunch of dudes, front row of dudes
with their baggy shorts on,
so you get a nut festival the whole time.
Yeah, the front's very dude-heavy tonight.
But people are dressing light,
because during the summer it gets very hot back here.
And so me and my guests have been complaining a lot about how hot it is.
But tonight it's very comfortable.
Temperate.
Very temperate.
Super nice.
My skin feels great.
Probably will remain so for the rest of the winter.
So come back and see us, you guys.
The lights aren't hot on me or anything.
You guys know Ali from Profiler, that awesome
show on NBC.
Kind of ahead of its time in terms
of, you know, those
kind of crime procedural things.
It was pre-CSI and stuff.
Pre-CSI, yeah. And then
Sons of Anarchy and Longmire
is in its second season.
You're doing well.
That's great.
Thank you.
No, good for you.
But she's here tonight
and we all get to meet her
because of the work
of a tremendous publicist
who is...
Rob Fleming.
No, not her.
Rob Fleming,
who is helping her
to promote a new motion picture
that she stepped behind the cameras,
as they like to say in this business,
to write and direct Sex, Death, and Bowling.
Sex, Death, and Bowling.
Did I get that right?
Yes.
Sex, Death, and Bowling.
I love two of those things.
Those are two of my favorite hobbies.
You hate bowling.
And I am not a bowler.
That is right.
Not a bowler at all.
Well, before we'll talk more with Allie in a second,
but let's meet the other guests returning to the show,
a repeat performer on this podcast.
It's Jen Kirkman, everybody.
Thank you.
Thank you so much for having me.
About to hop on the plane to the Outback, apparently, or into a...
I was trying to look...
I think the cowboy boots were a weird call with these velour pants.
The hat was supposed to be sort of like New York chic, but then I looked down.
It's all adorable.
It is kind of like Midnight Cowboy, which I saw, saw by the way i know we're not into the movies
that we've seen lately but i finally saw it dustin huff is not not good in it why is no one talking
about this not good in that movie uh yes he is i think he's fighting it out ladies no he's good
he's doing one too many adaptations if he could just lose a little bit of the it was like he was
doing an impression
of Rain Man
before Rain Man
came out
she's wearing a
floppy hat
no but I'm serious
I just
there was something
about John Voight
you can't criticize
anything in that hat
apparently
the hat is basically
gonna throw your
whole night
no no it's not
no but there's
something about
John Voight
where I just
couldn't stop
watching it
but
who would?
And also,
then I Googled a picture
of Shiloh Jolie Pitt
and it looks just
like her grandfather.
Oh, really?
They're both beautiful faces.
Beautiful, yeah, yeah.
Anyway,
thanks for having me.
Sorry about my outfit.
It's definitely
not the worst one here
as I look at the shorts.
Oh, in the whole room.
I thought you meant on the stage.
No, on the stage.
Everyone's adorable.
No, no, I meant,
I was just doing a callback to your joke.
Less charming when I do it
because I sound like a cunt.
Oh my God.
I heard an argument on the street walking over here tonight,
carrying my big box of prizes,
where a guy was arguing with his girlfriend.
He says, I didn't call you a cunt.
You called me a nigger.
And I'm like, wow, that's what you're having an argument about escalation.
Not to be a mediator, but couldn't both have happened?
Plus it was two white dudes. Yeah, that's was it was one of them actually two gay guys calling each other the
c word man word it's very upsetting and trey gallion is here hey hey i think you would you're
such a polite guest you would have let me never introduce you. Well,
yeah,
because fucking the way
these two started going at it,
it was like,
I'm glad Doug asked me
to do this one.
I got a front row seat
for this shit.
This is,
no,
keep going.
You're next.
Yeah,
let's do it.
I am.
Let's do it.
Easy target.
Classic performances
that are overrated.
Go.
Did Dustin win an Oscar
for that or get nominated?
Was he a supporting actor
nominated?
I don't think he won.
There was just something about it
that was like,
oh.
Didn't John Voight?
Didn't John Voight?
John Voight was nominated for sure,
but he won for Coming Home,
I believe.
Yes, he did.
He just won for Going Home
He should have won for Anacondas
when he should have won.
What?
That should have won
a lot of Academy Awards that year.
Special effects.
So let me just throw something out there to all the panel.
I think that Angelina Jolie Pitt is, you know,
probably one of the top worlds, like, feminists and humanitarians
and famous, beautiful people.
And also great spokesperson for cancer now now or how bad it is.
And
she's really out there saying cancer.
No big deal.
I kicked its ass. But
I drank a vial of
Billy Bob Thornton's blood and then I
kicked its ass. Remember how crazy
she used to be? Anyway.
She's awesome. Brad Pitt's awesome.
Great couple.
But this movie, By the Sea, have you seen the trailer for it?
It looks like glorified domestic abuse.
It just looks like it's about him just beating the shit out of her.
It's like, who's afraid of Virginia Woolf or something?
Remember that?
Yeah, but the trailer is set to this pretty song, and it's just sort of like, yeah.
They're probably just bored, and that's the next step
in their relationship it's like we just we had crazy remember when they first met they had such
wild sex that they said african animals were freaking out i think it's all they know how to
do when each other i think it's all they know how to do when they're on screen together because
first they were in mr mrs smith where they kick the shit out of each other at one point she's
laying on the ground he's just kicking her in the stomach.
And she still had all those babies.
She did, yeah. Well,
maybe that's why they turned to adoption.
Because he kicked her in the stomach too many times.
Does the one that wanted gender
change, is that a blood kid or an adopted
kid? That's a blood kid. That's the one that
has a striking resemblance to
young John Boynton. Oh, oh is that like I don't know their name Shiloh you said
it earlier Shiloh ever since she could speak I'm really into her I love
transgender kids I'm only interested in your kid if they're trans I'm only
interested in humans if she wants to be called John yes she's been said this for
a long time right but oh but I don't think that's up your theory that she wants to be called John cuz she, she's been said this for a long time. Right, but that backs up your theory
that she wants to be called John
because she thinks she looks like him.
Which hers she spells with an H.
I can't believe I know all this.
I also know like smart stuff, but anyway, that is it.
All right, well, there's a smart stuff section
later in the show.
Families.
I actually don't know any smart stuff.
We're going to tear into it.
But what did you bring for the prize box tonight, Jen?
Oh, my God.
What a joy for people
who aren't fans of mine.
I brought...
Oh, those are checks.
I brought...
Keep the stuff that you need.
Yeah.
A copy of my book,
a copy of both of my comedy albums
that are old,
and I hate them,
but if you're someone
who likes complete things,
then you know you love them. Produced by Special Thing Records. I love that part of it, but I hate them but if you're someone who likes complete things then you know you love them produced by a special thing records I love that part
of it but I hate my comedy and then also someone gave this to me as a gift but I
don't love it it's the all-star Family Feud box set Richard Dawson but it's got
like the Brady Bunch people from the love boat eight is enough Dallas all
playing on Family Feud I'm just a big fan of Family Feud, the show with regular people,
so I don't care about the celebrity version, but maybe you guys would.
So you can enjoy my stuff or not.
You can have the Family Feud thing.
That's awesome.
Pass it down.
She wrote a book.
That's pretty impressive.
Are you going to keep the book?
Yeah, what's the book called?
I can barely take care of myself.
Tales from a Happy Life Without Kids.
And then my next book comes out in April.
No big deal.
You can pre-order it if you want.
I kind of want to keep this Family Feud thing.
For real.
Richard Dawson was such a creepy, awesome host.
But I also, I mean, as a kid,
I probably watched all these episodes.
I love when celebrities play on game shows.
Oh, we're the opposite.
We could be in a romantic comedy
where you kick me in the stomach.
I'm going to keep the book.
Allie seems very concerned about something
at this point in the show,
and I'm guessing it's because word did not get to her
that everybody brings something to the show.
Doug, I'm going to sing a song.
That's what happens.
That's what happens when I don't book a guest directly.
I'm going to give her one of my gifts to give.
No, I want her, what I'd like her to do,
could you sign Jen's book?
I'm going to sign Jen's book.
Yeah, that'll be your contribution.
And you can sign this too.
Here you go, pass the pen down there.
It's a bootleg copy of
Bubble Boy.
Tell us about
this book that you brought, Allie,
that you're signing for us.
Well, I wrote this book
before I had the kids.
And it says, I can barely
take care of myself. And that's just an
understatement because now I don't even try
to take care of myself. But I am
going to sign the book. You're an artist. Why do you
have to take care of yourself? Just do your thing.
I do my thing, but I'm in the visual medium. And I do want to take care of yourself? Just do your thing. I do my thing, but I'm
in the visual medium and I do want to take
care of myself. I do have children and I'm
trying to write while I held the mic
in the book.
So writing and directing this
movie, it's a comedy.
She needs to talk into a microphone still.
Sorry.
It's like taking away her mic for some reason.
Yes, it's a dronny. take the movie. It's like taking away her mic for some reason. Yes, it's a... Well, she was going to say, I'm high.
It's...
We can talk about that in a minute.
Continue with your plug.
I apologize.
Oh, yeah, my plug.
I'm sorry, yeah.
Oh, it's a drama...
Dramedy.
It's like a drama comedy.
It's a comedic drama.
Mary Lynn Rice comes in it?
Yes.
She's awesome.
I love her.
She's amazing.
Sold. Hilarious, yeah. She's really funny. I'll see it. She's awesome. I love her. She's amazing. Sold.
Hilarious.
Yeah, she's really funny.
I'll see it.
Chloe's very cool.
Thank you.
Chloe's cool.
Yes.
And yeah, that's awesome.
And when is it,
it's like available Friday?
You gotta go to
Lemley's Aria Fine Arts
on Wilshire on Friday
and see it.
It's at 7.15
and it's just opening.
It's a limited release but it goes's just opening. It's a limited release
but it goes out to iTunes.
It'll start rolling out.
What about New York?
You got New York?
No, I didn't get New York yet.
They're waiting to see how...
Well, you know what they don't do
which really bothers me now?
The New York Times
won't review any films.
They used to review
all the films that came out
in theaters
and now they won't do it.
They said,
we're not going to do that anymore
so it's really like,
oh, well then,
why am I going to go to New York?
Because you used to be guaranteed
of a review.
Yeah.
Make me a list of names.
I'll beat them up
when I go back.
No, make me a list of names.
I've got it.
But I'll be there
on November 29th and 30th
at the great
Yammer Street Theater.
Looking forward to it.
But I won't.
And yeah,
so just go ahead
and sign that book
and that'll be
your contribution.
And Trey, what do you got there?
A bootleg copy of Bubble Boy
that Allie's going to sign too.
She's going to sign both of them.
Get to work there. You got to sign those things.
And then,
I'm in from out of town, so
staying with a friend, so
he may or may not know that he's missing
a Blu-ray copy
of Alien and
Last of the Mohicans.
Those are good.
Yeah, right? Yeah. Okay.
I will find you no matter what happens.
I watched it the other day. That's from Aliens.
And then in Last of the Mohicans
the guy says, I'm freaking out, man!
We're all gonna
die, man! And what else you got? I really have to prepare when I, because I'm freaking out, man. We're all going to die, man.
And what else you got?
I really have to prepare.
Because I'm a pothead, you know?
But then when you hang out before or after one of your shows,
it's really not a really.
Yeah, when you hang out after, it really affects your performance.
Yeah, the brain kind of melts a little bit.
I brought a copy of my CD, The Moronic,
which is on Rooftop Records, iTunes, and all that.
Yay, Trey Gallion, The Moronic.
You want to sign that, too?
Sign that, too.
You can sign it all.
Sign everything.
Please.
Sign Last of the Mohicans.
And then I brought a copy of Andy Ritchie's CD, King Ding-a-ling.
Right?
He's a comic buddy.
One of the many, it seems like now, that has cancer that Daniel Tosh did a bet for the other week.
And I'm in town to see him.
So I figured I'd bring his CD
and then he did another
CD with another buddy
of ours, Chuck Watkins,
that's all raps
about poop.
Called Bum Rush.
Called Bum Rush.
What?
Seven deuces.
And Andy Ritchie, if you look him up on Twitter or the internet, there's
GoFundMe for his, you know.
Andy's Big Headache, I think is what it is.
Andy'sBigHeadache.com or?
On GoFundMe.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
And then look on all of his Twitter.
Find it.
Andy Ritchie spelled like Guy Ritchie or...
Not the soccer player, the comedian.
You'll type him in and get a bunch of soccer.
There's a soccer player named Guy Ritchie?
I mean, Andy Ritchie?
Yeah, over in Scotland or wherever they play soccer at a lot.
You know.
One of those places.
All right. they play soccer at a lot. You know. One of those places.
All right.
So what else besides Midnight Cowboy
have you seen lately, Jen?
I saw,
I've seen a lot.
I enjoyed that
David Foster Wallace movie
with...
End of the Tour.
I enjoyed that.
That's terrific.
The acting was fantastic.
Jason Segel's really good in that.
Oh, he's fucking so good.
I was just rooting for him in life.
Now he's my favorite.
But it's no fun to talk about movies I liked.
I had a recent experience on a plane where I was so angry at a movie.
And usually when I watch movies on planes, I fall in love with them.
And I find out later they're bad.
But you know how you have that like different emotions and you're that high up and you're just kind of like into it.
I watched Age of Adelaide or Adeline.
How was that?
I never saw that.
I don't know. We might disagree. You might disagree even though she hasn't into it. I watched Age of Adelaide or Adeline. Oh, how was that? I never saw that. I don't know.
Well, see,
we might disagree
because I don't like it.
You might disagree
even though she hasn't seen it.
It wasn't bad.
It wasn't bad.
Was it bad?
It just,
I fell asleep in the middle
but it's like
this woman doesn't age
but it's like
a ridiculous reason why
and then in the end
she does age
which is a good thing
because she met a guy
and it would be super creepy
if she never,
if she never like got older and he was
with her that's the thing it's all about i mean how one actor in the movie she bangs him when
they're young and then she runs into him again when they're old and he's still into her that's
sort of the part of the plot is it's hard for the it's hard for people that live forever
to uh not have old people fall in love with them because in the movie her mom looks like her
grandmother i mean her daughter looks like her grandmother. I mean, her daughter looks like her
grandmother because she's aged. And I guess
it does point out, yeah, it would be weird
if you were the only one in your life that
didn't age and you wouldn't be able to have
quality relationships. It's like Benjamin Button.
Remember that? It's like Benjamin Button, but
it was so frustrating. I was like,
I hate this movie. It's Benjamin Button
without the special effects because it's
just Blake Lively looking amazing.
The whole time.
Yeah, it's not too bad.
And at the end of the movie, she finds one gray hair
and she's so happy because she's like,
I can be in a normal relationship and get old with this guy.
With my grandson.
With my mother that's my daughter.
I saw that movie in the theater and when I bought my ticket,
I asked for one for the AIDS of Adeline.
As per usual, the person just sold me a ticket and didn't question it.
Didn't even get into it.
Because I'm sure they get told a lot of people saying the movie title's wrong
accidentally.
So when I do it on purpose, they're just like, here you go.
Here's a ticket.
Adeline, close enough.
What about you, Ali?
Have you seen anything lately? You know what I just saw was close enough. What about you, Ali? Have you seen anything
lately?
You know what I just saw
was Steve Jobs.
Did you guys see that?
Loved Steve Jobs.
Rich ones.
I don't know why
people are not going
to that in droves.
I know,
I don't understand it.
Were they too satisfied
by the Ashton Kutcher version?
The trailers are very good too.
the myth of Steve Jobs.
It's really fantastic.
Fassbender's amazing.
He's amazing
and Winslet,
she's so good. Isn't she Kate Winslet? She's always so, so good. I loved it really fantastic. Fassbender's amazing. He's amazing and Winslet, she's so good.
Isn't she Kate Winslet?
She's always so, so good.
I loved it.
I think Fassbender
and Robert Redford
in truth,
I think the two of them
are doing the most amazing job
of making you think
the famous people
they are playing
are them.
Like by the end of it
you're like,
that's what Steve Jobs is like.
That's what Dan Rather
looks like.
But it's Robert Redford,
it's like these big stars playing other
big stars and it works
somehow.
It's about sex addiction.
Just kidding.
Sorry.
What happened?
What was that weird film?
Shame.
Did you guys see that?
Oh yeah, where he brings out his giant dong.
Oh yeah, I never saw that.
He's like taking a pee and it's like his dick is in the water
in the toilet bowl. What?
It's not that long tray don't don't panic don't
Don't cut it off. I feel too bad tray. It's alright. We don't like that. It hurts
My favorite performance if you've seen Frank
Where he's got the big head on the entire time and and he still has all this humanity and character and personality.
He's an amazing actor.
Really good.
You've seen way more movies than me.
Frank is on Netflix,
and it's really engaging.
Frank?
I'll check it out.
Yeah, it's just called Frank,
and it's about a band,
and he's Frank,
and he's this guy that leads a band,
but he never goes anywhere
without a giant papier-mâché head on.
Sold.
Oh, cool.
I'd like to see that.
Well, he was great in Inglourious Basterds.
Do you guys remember that?
Yeah, of course.
Fantastic.
I was like, who's that?
Who's ever not good in a Quentin Tarantino movie
except for those two ladies that don't speak English in Pulp Fiction?
You know what I'm talking about.
The Zed's dead girl and the cab driver.
They're both pretty awful in that movie,
but usually all the performances are genuinely great.
And they're only bad just because English isn't their first language.
How can they help it, right?
That hurts a lot of those kind of performances.
Like, what's her name?
Melanie Laurent is an amazing actress.
But when she's in that Now You See Me movie, that ridiculous magic movie,
she had a tough time.
Because she's like I do
not believe your trick you know it's just like whoa we don't know what you're
saying yeah I never got into the wire for the same reason the cop guy his
fucking accent just killed me McNulty yeah holy shit I thought he was great
and he's great in the affair to me I. Don't you love The Affair? Even though he's British. I love that.
Bothered me.
Bothered me.
I got like three episodes in and was like, I'm done.
I like all the other stuff, but he was bothering the shit out of me. Well, also The Wire, dropping out three episodes in is pretty.
I'm going to take my name off your CD.
Oh, really?
We'll find something off of that.
Wipe it off of that, I'm sure.
Well, this is fun.
You guys are.
Wow.
All right.
Everybody on the panel
is very opinionated
about films and actors,
so...
You know what movie
I wanted to see
before doing this
and I forgot?
It was the Harry Dean
Stanton documentary
that he came here
to promote
when we had that
weird encounter.
Right, we were on
with Harry Dean,
you and Paul F. Tompkins
and me,
and it was a struggle.
But it was fun.
But anyway, I want to see that.
I think that's on Netflix.
You asked him about 16 Candles.
And if she should have ended up with Ducky instead of the other guy.
And he goes, I don't give a fuck.
It was amazing.
He was really mean about it.
But then he said he fucked both Laverne and Shirley.
Do you remember that?
I do remember that. And then his
pub, then later, wait, I never
got to tell anyone this. Later
that night, I was having dinner with Paul. It was his idea
for Laverne to have an L on her shirts.
Later that night, I was having
dinner with Paul, and the publicist
came up to me and was like, about that Laverne and Shirley
thing, and I thought she was going to be like, don't tell anyone
or whatever, you know, can they, and she goes, it's
true. He just wanted
me to let you know. I go, oh, okay.
Cool. She's like
Laverne and Shirley and Squiggy.
So I never got
the chance to come on and say that if anyone
remembers the episode I'm talking about. Anyway.
Yeah, that was a classic episode. That's
why I have a game on the show. It's called
Last Man Stanton. Now the game we played
with him where we named the Harry Dean Stanton now, the game we played with him, where we named
the Harry Dean Stanton movies, and he barely
won.
He beat us, but it was,
he eked it out.
He starts by going, I'm in over 180
movies, and we're like, oh, fuck.
I know one of them.
Paris, Texas, and Repo Man, you know.
All right.
I'd be remiss if I didn't ask
Allie Walker
while she's here
what was it like
co-starring with
Shaquille O'Neal
and Kazam
yes thank you
thank you
our common ground
we found it
I love that movie
oh it was fabulous.
It was really... Actually, he's a
really nice guy. I think he's gotten a lot better
as an actor since then, too.
He's taken a lot of classes
and he's really approaching it differently.
It was fabulous.
It was just fabulous. He's really, really digging in.
He's actually a great guy.
He's a great big guy.
He's as huge as it gets.
There's no bigger people than him.
He's massive. It's kind of scary actually.
Since Andre the Giant passed.
Yeah, it's crazy. But it was fun.
I have a friend who's
6'10".
And
he had me take a picture of him
and Shaq together when we met him because it was still
funny that Shaq was like towering over.
Plus Shaq is, like most tall guys are skinny. But Shaq together when we met him because it was still funny that Shaq was like towering over Shaq is like most tall
guys are skinny and but Shaq's
like just a humongous human
being all the way around
do you think he's a
building secretly
he's keeping it secret
because he doesn't want to be
he doesn't want anybody to set fire
to him
let's play something I like He doesn't want to be. He's an automated talent. He doesn't want anybody to set fire to him.
Let's play something I like to call love like, hate, hate like.
Yeah.
Some people love it.
I don't know this one.
This is where we each take turns.
I participate.
There's nothing at stake.
There's no prizes to be won.
It's just opinions and fun.
We take turns naming movies.
I'll tell you the name of an actor or actress,
and then we'll go down the line,
and you name a movie that you love of theirs,
a movie you hate, a movie you like,
and a movie that you hate yourself for liking.
And you can pass once if you don't want to be insulting to the person that we're talking about.
Okay.
I love that you think I would know four movies
that someone was, and we'll see what happens.
I think you will, because that someone,
you know, I planned this ahead of time.
I'm going to sneeze, hang on.
No, yes, no.
That's so weird when a sneeze does go away,
when it really goes away.
It's weird, right?
Because it doesn't happen that often. It's scary. Usually once it's signaled, a sneeze does go away. When it really goes away. It's weird, right? Because it doesn't happen that often.
It's scary.
Once it's signaled, you go through with it.
But that one's gone.
I think that was a staged non-sneeze.
Like the adrenaline of being in front of so many people
makes you not sneeze.
Love, like, hate, fuck, kill.
Yeah, this is like fuck, marry, kill,
but by reasonable adults that aren't saying horrible things.
But with movies.
Yeah, movie performances and movies that someone was in.
And that someone is the great Robert Redford.
Oh.
Yeah.
So, Jen, you can do it.
Kick us off with a Robert Redford movie that you love
for whatever reason.
I don't even know.
I could give you examples if you need them.
All the President's Men.
That's a great example.
That's the one I wrote down.
Oh, very good.
That's my choice.
Terrific movie.
And I thought about it a lot during Truth.
Because Truth isn't as flashy as All the President's Men.
But it's similar in that it's a very interesting story with a lot of great actors.
And it's funny that you picked that
because Ratso Rizzo is
running around in that movie with Dustin
Hoffman. You really did? And you must have liked
him okay in that one. I did. Oh, yeah.
Of course. And I don't know any other Robert
Riffer movie. Oh, you'll think of some as we
move along. Thelma and Louise. I know one.
Allie's going to tell us one that she loves.
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Of course
Oh my god you haven't seen that
Use your microphone voice Jen
I don't know what you're doing with your rings
You've got to see that
My hands are itchy
I'm going to see it
Does Robert Redford make your hands itchy
I think I might be learned to do them
Wow
My hands hot Trey what do you got hands itchy? I think I might be allergic to him. Wow.
My hand's hot.
Trey, what do you got?
Oh, the natural.
Yeah. Yeah, because I was a kid when that came out.
Yeah, baseball. They love that
shit. He was like, oh, it was amazing.
Yeah. When he hits the homer
and he's all bleeding on the side. He's dead,
right? Okay, no.
Spoiler alert. That's what you were? Okay, no. Spoiler alert.
I was kind of like.
That's what you're supposed to say before.
Yeah, sorry, you guys.
I thought it was beautiful to look at.
It was shot well and had a lot of good actors,
but I just didn't get into it.
I've watched it recently and it doesn't hold up for me.
You gotta love baseball.
That was great.
Because every time he went to bat, time he like knocked out a bunch of lights
another time a ball killed an old lady
another time a ball got caught by
a dog and he ran away.
No but something every he didn't
nothing happened like when he went to the plate
something exciting happened every time
and that's not baseball.
No yeah that's true.
Man, that is so true.
And I made up most of those, but he does
hit a ball up
into the lights, which when do you ever see
that happen? And then the most exciting
shit normally in a baseball game is like
the other stuff, like a crazy foul ball
that tips off and hits the umpire in the nuts
or something, or a bat goes
into the stands. Yeah, yeah.
All that other stuff is way more entertaining than the actual
game itself.
Sorry, baseball. Wow.
Why'd you start bashing baseball all of a sudden?
Jen's had some time to think.
I have. I do not know
any. What's one that you just like?
Just a Redford movie that you just like? I don't even know
any. You could pick Indecent Proposal.
I don't know a movie he's been in.
You could go Downhill Racer. I named the
one I know. The Candidate.
The Candidate's great. Okay, well
you already said which one you love.
I haven't seen any of those. I
literally could not name. Oh, you like The Soldier!
Who? People are yelling out
a movie that there's no way Jen has watched
or liked. I haven't seen it.
What is it? She said
Captain America Winter Soldier. Did you see that?
Is that two movies or one?
That's the
one film.
I'll let you pass on like and maybe you'll hear
about one that you hate as we continue to talk
about him. What's one that you just like,
Allie? The Candidate.
Okay.
Looking at the list of movies that he's been in,
like, he's got a couple movies that aren't great,
but it was hard for me to pick one that I hated
because he just picks, like, he just had a knack for,
even if he picked a movie that wasn't great,
he's at least great, he's compelling himself.
Like, he's reason enough to watch a movie.
He's a really good actor, yeah.
He is.
He's like Brad Pitt, kind of, for me, anyway. Yeah, kind to watch a movie. He's a really good actor. He's like Brad Pitt kind of for me anyway.
Yeah, very similar.
A little less, Brad Pitt seems to be
desperate to be a character actor whereas Redford
seemed to coast with like I'll just be handsome and
kind of you know just play the character
and not try too hard.
He acts. But now
you know I think Redford's turning into a
real you know character actor
and a lot of great stuff. He's doing accents and shit. I think Redford's turning into a real character actor.
He's going to start doing accents and shit?
He's doing a Polish accent. He doesn't do an impression of Dan Rather,
but he just gets his essence so well,
especially if you've seen a lot of Dan Rather.
I love Dan's essence.
Yeah.
Which one do you just like, Trey?
Winter Soldier.
Yeah?
Yeah, yeah.
It's not like, oh, he blew me away, but I? Winter Soldier. Yeah? Yeah, yeah.
It's not like, oh, he blew me away, but I really liked his character.
I liked his character.
It's fun to see him play the bad guy or whatever.
Yeah, man.
I went with a movie called The Great Waldo Pepper.
Oh, that's good, too. Which has got some fucked up things in it.
Because it's about aerial, not dog fights, but tricks.
And performing tricks in biplanes.
It's a period piece.
And like Susan Sarandon's in it.
And things don't work out great for her in that film.
And I won't ruin anything more.
If you want to go check out The Great Waldo Pepper.
Half a spoiler alert.
But it's got some heavy fucked up.
Am I allowed to look at it?
Because they crash and shit. Don't look on the phone. Oh, you looked it up on the phone. Just don't do it during the games. But it's got some heavy fucked up because they crash and shit.
Oh, you looked it up on the phone. Just don't do it during the
games, but during this part you can do it.
I liked the sting,
of course. Of course she did.
Of course she doesn't like the sting.
Who doesn't like hearing that song
every time you're in a pizzeria with a
piano,
with a player piano.
Yeah, or in an elevator.
Oh.
What about one that you,
now she's,
Jen's getting so excited
looking into his career.
I never saw The Way We Were.
Everyone says to watch it.
I've never seen it
front to back.
Let's go watch it together.
Let's go.
Where's it playing?
Let's go.
I love that movie.
But I would like to watch
that movie seriously
because I've heard about it
my whole life
and I've always seen it.
You know, he's excellent in that
movie too. He's just really good at everything.
He's just really good.
In that movie, isn't it kind of hard to buy him
with Barbra Streisand because she kind of is playing
to her more ugly side
like in that, like she's not
sexy Barbra. She's not
yentl Barbra. No, she's smart
Barbra. She's smart Barbra. She's
outspoken. She's very smart
outspoken.
They don't end up together.
What are you saying?
Why are you ruining it?
I just said I've never watched it.
Sex and the City
did an episode years ago
where they ruined it.
How come she gets the phone?
What's with the spoiler alerts,
you guys?
Why is she on the phone?
I'm actually recalling.
Turn the switch on, man.
Spoiler alert.
That's all you gotta say.
I'm gonna tell you guys right now,
they never get out of Africa.
Oh, I love. I love out of Africa. Oh, I love.
I love out of Africa.
The horseman is hand-operated.
He's not electric.
Is that Rhinestone Cowboy?
Is that that?
No.
What's that one?
A god-awful movie.
The Electric Horseman.
Okay, that's the bad one.
With Jane Fonda.
That's not.
So did anyone see that?
That's one of the tougher ones.
That's one I'll get to in a second. But let's talk
about hate. Do you hate any
Jen that you saw on your phone just now?
I remember being boarded out of Africa
but I think I was too young. Yeah, that's
mine. Mine is out of Africa.
I just, I can't get into that movie.
Why? It's a great movie.
I don't get it. He likes to get into Africa.
I love him. I love Meryl but I'm just like
ugh. Oh, it's great.
And who is it?
Klaus Maria Brandauer?
So sloring.
It's slow and boring.
I don't have time to get into it.
It was a true story.
It was a really great movie.
You've got to go see it, even despite what they say.
Just go.
Go to the theater and see it.
Would you say it's better than sneakers?
Yeah, anything's better than sneakers.
That is terrible. What about
legal eagles? Oh my god,
that's so depressing. I think I hate myself for
loving them. That's the worst one, and it has
Deborah Wiener, which is so... Three Days of the Condor.
Great movie. Oh my god.
Have you seen
Three Days of the... It's so... Faye Dunaway
doing her weird, you know, nervous thing.
She's so great.
Chinatown.
Okay, Chinatown?
Say no more.
Chinatown, right?
I won.
I'm your sister, your daughter, your sister, your daughter. I won with Chinatown.
Wait, this isn't a game.
That's the best Redford film is Chinatown, you guys.
We'll get to the games later.
This is just for funsies.
I don't want to do a game after this.
I like this one.
I'll be smart, man.
Holy shit.
I'm doing well at this one.
Chinatown.
Thank you.
I love his salad dressing.
Let's all agree.
That's a joke.
Pretending I think he's Paul Newman.
Come on.
It doesn't get more fun than that on a Tuesday night.
Paul Newman with Robert Redford.
What a fun joke.
I love Robert Redford in Cars.
I love Hunt for Redford. What a fun job. I love Robert Redford in Cars. I love Hunt for Red October.
What about, so I said the one that I hate myself for liking,
or I didn't say it, but I'm going to say it now,
is Electric Horseman, because I remember enjoying that movie
when I was a kid.
And then my hate was Out of Africa.
And do you have one that you hate yourself for liking, Allie?
I'm going to go with A River Runs Through It,
but was it in there?
Oh, yeah, that was boring.
It was really, I mean, I...
Fly fishing.
Right?
Like, oh, is this a metaphor?
Such a wonderful adventure.
I got it.
Yeah.
No, it's like, it's a lovely film, though.
Yeah, the Brad Pitt parts were all right.
It was no Legends of the Fall. No, that was boring, too's a lovely film, though. Brad Pitt's parts were all right. There was no Legends of the Fall.
No, that was boring, too.
Until that bear showed up.
People started dying.
That was bizarre.
Did she have an English accent in that, Julia Armand?
Or did she lose the accent?
Remember that?
In which one?
Remember that?
Legends of the Fall?
She's in that, right?
Yeah.
But she's British, right?
No, yeah, totally, right?
Did she have the accent?
She's trying to talk English in it? She's trying to talk American. And it's like, you? No, yeah, totally, right? Did she have the accent? She's trying to talk English in it?
She's trying to talk American.
And it's like, you just kind of go, who am I?
As she should be, and everyone should be.
Oh, is that your wire?
Huh?
That's your wire?
That's my wire.
Those British actors, they go American so well and so often.
Spoil it for the rest of us.
August Osage County takes place in the south,
and there's four fucking British people in the county
I didn't even know that
and I love that movie
Ewan McGregor
did you believe
Ben did a cover batch
I could not believe that
I was like
wait a minute
at least there are some
French people
they're good actors
but it didn't
it didn't work out so good
what about you Trey
do you have a one
that you hate yourself
for liking
or loving
I mean you were
rattling off all those
yeah there's some
embarrassing ones.
Because I remember seeing a lot of them
with my mom and my grandma.
So it was like, those are a little
embarrassing. Where was your dad?
Course men and shit.
He was around.
Okay, good.
I thought we were going to go down an ugly road.
You were there for a second.
Just a second. I went and played football in the backyard with him after.
I accidentally killed him with a handgun in the backyard when he was trying to teach me.
No, he taught me responsible gun usage.
Everybody that knows me knows that.
Son, after you see the sad movies with your mom and grandma, you shoot yourself in the face.
Go shoot someone.
That's responsible.
Well, that was a crazy round of love like hate,
hate like love, love, hate.
We made it through it, you guys.
And now it's the part of the show where I say,
let the games begin.
Yeah, put that phone away, Jen.
It's a way.
Cheating is not allowed from now on.
She was cheating.
Sorry.
But I still think you might do pretty well.
We'll see.
You're very sweet.
You never know.
You've won before on the show.
By total accident.
You've done it.
But we need to determine who you're all playing for.
Oh, right.
So people brought name tags.
So if each of you could go select the person you'd like to play for and take their name tag from them and bring it back to
your seat.
It could be based on any
aesthetic you want, like one that's big
or one that's funny or one that's...
I'm sorry. What exactly are we doing?
Whichever one you like.
What are we doing?
I'll just grab this one immediately.
I'm not trying to fuck with your shit, man.
You're the worst profiler of all time.
Now you'd be a total asshole if you handed it back to him and picked another one.
That's so nasty of the host to say that to me.
Okay, while you guys pick your name tags, we'll go to a brief commercial message.
We'll be right back.
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we're back okay who are you guys that's the best sign i think you guys did a great job of picking signs,
but Allie's jealous of Trey's.
Who are you playing for, Trey?
Crummy name tag.
George.
George, it's such a shitty name tag
that he's got his name on the back
and didn't even incorporate it into a clever pun.
Is that the shithead?
Unless your name is Crummy.
Is your name Crummy?
It's Crummy because it's covered in crumb cakes, dude.
Yeah, and crumb donuts and shit.
I bet you these are really good.
And probably throwable.
Yep.
Nice reflexes.
Not terrible reflexes.
We even had more warning than the other guy.
No, you weren't out back with us.
Maybe they were out front.
Did you want one?
Save one for us, Trey.
Maybe the donuts.
I don't want a donut.
Oh, wow.
That was aggressive.
That was aggressive in the front row.
Yeah.
Do they have hostess anymore or no?
I love Twinkies.
I bet you they're delicious.
Remember Twinkies?
We got some donuts, too.
Some people bought them up to use the name.
That's how that went down.
Oh, man. Lots of donuts. There are no tasty cakes, but they'll do. They're delicious. Remember Twinkies? We got some donuts, too. We bought them up to use the name. That's how that went down. Oh, man.
What's donuts?
They're no tasty cakes.
They're tasty cakes?
No, they're not tasty cakes.
They're hostess.
All right, so Trey's playing for George.
I'm getting a donut from my buddy.
Oh, give Jen a donut if you don't mind.
If you don't mind putting your dirty fingers on it first.
She loves that.
Oh, and there's a shithead in an envelope.
Let me see your name tag for a second, Allie.
Just pass that down here for a second. On the back,
they've written something that you
don't read it aloud because
at the end of the show, if you don't win tonight,
I have to call whoever they ask me to call
a shithead at the close of the show.
That's their consolation prize.
And you picked, we talked about
at the top of the show, you picked Kiss Chris Bang Bang
made by Chris right here.
Thank you, Chris.
And I love that one because I love that movie.
And what about you, Jen?
Who are you playing for?
I'm playing for Mark.
Look at this cool light bright.
Yeah.
He brought a light bright and he wrote one.
Yeah, that's pretty sweet.
Made it say Mark.
Chris, you deserve to get picked.
Look at me here with this.
Yeah, Chris is a little little Chris is a little mangled
trying to help Chris out
still did a good job of picking
there's a hole in it Chris
mine had donuts taped to a cardboard
alright let's not throw my thing
Chris did just fine
Chris did great
why is Jen handing part of it back to him
because it fell off and I'm
it's not enough room.
It's light breaks falling apart.
Well, you could also put it down.
You don't have to hold it the whole time.
What are we doing?
Same with you, Allie.
We're going to play some games.
We're going to play some movie-related games, which is how this podcast works.
And again, publicists are great, how they don't tell their clients anything about what
they're about to do.
Don't worry.
I like games.
It's good.
We're good.
That's what we're doing.
You're going to do fine. You're playing comics and you're an actress. It's good. We're good. You're going to do fine.
You're playing comics and you're an actress.
Oh, I'm going to die.
I'm going to just die.
Here we go.
That's all right.
You just, you never know when you're going to,
when something's going to be in your wheelhouse.
Don't die.
Don't die.
That's all we're doing.
Don't die.
Remember to breathe, too.
That's more for me than you.
Thank you, Trey.
We're going to play a game that's fairly new to the show
called Doug Lo loves musicals
where i'm gonna start what's that musicals yeah trey does yeah usually the part of the fun of
this is that i burn the male panelists because they never know anything about musicals and now
i got a lady here is making a face like musicals. Musicals? Those are stupid. I love musicals.
Yeah, I love them.
I know a lot.
So I'm going to say
some songs
from a movie musical
and just guess
as often as you want.
Chicago.
The first person
that guesses correctly.
You're not going to sing them?
No pre-guessing.
No, I'm not going to sing them.
Not even a little bit?
Just going to say them.
Yeah, if I sang them
a little bit,
that could help
give it away, I think. Do we raise our hands every just shout out? Just shout it out. Yeah, if I sang them a little bit, that could help give it away, I think.
Do we raise our hands?
I forget, just shout out if we know.
Just shout it out.
I'm gonna lose.
As soon as you know it.
Go.
Okay, Jeff Garlin.
Wow.
Yeah, I know you don't know what that means,
but it is not good, lady.
I know nothing.
This is kind of exciting.
It is not good.
All right, what movie musical has these songs in it?
A song called Dancing?
Footloose.
Footloose.
Great guesses, especially the second one.
I'm going to say everything.
It's also got a song in it called ribbons down my back.
Buffy the vampire,
the vampire slayer.
No,
no.
Is it,
um,
Easter parade?
I mean,
not Easter parade.
Oh,
meet me in St.
Louis.
No.
Great guesses though.
Is it the hat?
I think,
I think,
I think that hat's really,
the bonnet threw us.
No,
move on.
Rouge was all like kind of known songs
like Elton John
songs and shit
wait what was the
name of the second
one the ribbon thing
yeah ribbon down
my back
yeah
or somebody in the
audience just thought
of it
these were movies
musicals that were
movies
this is a musical
movie one movie
not movies
there's one film
that had all these
songs in it
Chicago
nope
Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Love is my only love.
Is this that Mariah Carey movie that came out 10 years ago?
It's not Glitter, no.
Dream Girl.
I don't think I'd call that a musical.
I was going to say Precious.
Yeah, I was like, is that a musical?
It's not Dream Girls.
It's not Precious.
Oh, you know what it is?
Is it the Jackson one with the whiz?
I even said it with the whiz.
You know, that Jackson one.
No, yeah.
Okay.
So Long, Dearie is the name of a song in this movie.
There's a song called Finale, which happens in a lot of musicals and doesn't really, isn't much of a clue.
Producers.
This isn't a chorus line, is it?
No.
Rent.
Nope.
Jesus Christ Superstar.
Just leave everything to me.
The jazz player.
That's not even a thing.
You made that up.
I made it up.
Cabaret.
Jazz singer.
Jazz singer, I meant.
Yeah.
Cabaret.
It only takes a moment.
It only takes a minute, girls.
Sorry, I don't know.
Okay, here we go.
Bugsy Malone.
I don't get it.
Chicago. Thank you. Elegance. we go. Bugsy Malone. I don't get it. Chicago.
Thank you.
Elegance.
I've done Bugsy Malone before.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
There's a song called Elegance.
Guys and Dolls?
Mm-mm.
It takes a woman.
This is what I love about this game,
is that it's...
The bodyguard.
What is this?
Kiss of the Spider Woman?
No.
Chicago. That was a musical on stage, I think,
but the movie was just a drama.
Spider-Man, the musical.
Okay, what decade is it from?
It takes a woman.
Can we get the year?
I guarantee you, when I'm done,
someone's going to guess the right answer.
Because there is often a song in the movie
that's the same title as the name of the movie.
So if everyone's patient, the first person to blurt it out after I say it will probably be our winner.
Unless somebody thinks of it before then.
Before the parade passes by.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
The one about gambling.
The one about gambling.
Big trouble in Little China.
Before the parade passes by.
Hello, Dolly.
Hello, Dolly.
That's correct.
Oh, man.
That was so good.
That was good.
Way to go, Jen.
Thank you.
Really good.
I was on the tech crew. I'm a little sad you figured it out, because it's fun to say hello, Dolly, and watch everyone go, Jen. Thank you. Really good. I was on the tech crew.
I'm a little sad you figured it out,
because it's fun to say hello, Dolly,
and watch everyone go, hello, Dolly.
I was on tech crew for that in college.
Bell Naps, remember?
Wow, it really sunk in, all the songs.
Yeah, that's a big high school college musical, right?
Okay, now I've got my brain thinking that way, too.
And then the next one was the next song that I think is kind
of a giveaway because they played a lot
in Wall-E is
Put On Your Sunday Clothes
I think it's the song that's in Wall-E
isn't there a song and it rhymes with tea
and it says about gambling is bad
that's the music man music man
sorry I'll do that one on the next show
she's gonna win
and someone will get it right at Shippupi.
Sorry, Chris.
I already named all the musicals that I know.
I don't know any musicals.
I know, me too.
So unless one of those come up again.
I don't know.
Annie is the one that's in my pocket.
Chicago.
But now I said that, so you're probably going to steal that at some point.
Chicago.
Should have left it in the pocket.
I'd love to see Ally on Celebrity Jeopardy.
Alex, I don't know musicals, so let's just, can we just move on from this category?
Category.
Can't we do something else?
We're about, I think that just ended, and we're going to do something else.
Jeff Garland.
He did it again to you.
Don't look at me, man.
Don't get that juju on me.
I'm going to call Jeff
Garland. Oh. Because he says
things like, go, and are we going to
do something else when we're about to
go or do something else?
The second before I'm about to
do it, he asks me to do it
like he's Donald fucking Trump.
And it's his show or something.
What's wrong with being obvious? Okay, here we go.
The game is called... ABCD's N show or something. What's wrong with being obvious? Okay, here we go. The game is called...
You can see people.
ABC Deez Nuts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
And it's a spelling game.
Sorry, Chris.
It's going to be great.
Oh, jeez.
She's apologizing to the guy who made her...
whose name tag she picked.
And he's trying to make her feel better about it.
He's already won a schmovie.
Oh, we're good. If you win, he'll have two schmovies.. He's already won a schmovie. Oh, we're good.
If you win, he'll have two schmovies,
and that's kind of a burden.
Okay.
That is a box of stuff.
Yeah, you got to get on eBay
and try to get rid of that extra schmovie.
All right, here we go.
It's a spelling game.
We're going to start with Jen,
and then we'll go to Trey,
so that by the time we get to Allie,
she'll figure it out.
I can restate the obvious.
She'll have it all profiled and locked in.
Oh, I really, oh, well.
Okay.
And then we're going to spell, I say a letter to you, because we're spelling something,
and you have to name any movie that begins with that letter.
Okay.
And if you say the movie that I wrote down ahead of time, if we match,
Do we shout it out? Like match game.
No, I'll go to you individually.
And then like match game. If you say something, then
I'll say something. Okay.
Just like
match game, if you match me,
you're a winner. You're the
automatic winner. So
we're going to spell, it's been the number
one movie for weeks now and
I don't get it.
It's called The Martian.
So we're going to spell The Martian. So just
Jen, any movie that begins with the
letter T.
Any movie at all.
I know, isn't it weird
that you have to think for a second? Wow, that's
Thomas the Train.
What? Thomas the Train. What?
Thomas the Train.
Are you serious with me right now?
How is that?
All the movies that begin with T.
Really?
Have they made a feature length one of those?
I'm sure, but it's not just called Thomas the Train. Sorry, let me change it.
Terrestrial the Extra.
No, no, no.
These are jokes. These are no. These are jokes.
These are jokes.
These are jokes.
I have one in mind.
It is so obvious,
but I wanted to have some fun before I said it.
Those were to God were jokes.
Have some fun with it.
And now here's the real deal.
Terminator 2.
Full title.
Electric Boogaloo.
No.
What about... Why are you Terminator
Okay can I
Who told her
Terminator
The Terminator
The Terminator begins
With the letter T
Good job
Yeah
I'll be a little stricter
Next time around
Sorry about that
I went with
The man who fell to earth
Oh I never would have said that
Oh my god
Bowie
Bowie Bow God. Bowie.
Bowie. Bowie, yes.
Somebody in the audience, Bowie.
Trey H.
Hot Shots Part Deux.
Oh, that's a fun one to go with for age.
I went with Hancock,
because I'll be interrupting it tomorrow night at CineFamily,
as mentioned earlier.
I should have thought of that.
I don't know how to do it.
All right, E is your letter, Allie.
Just any movie.
Electric Horseman.
It begins, yeah.
Speed is not that big of a factor,
but I appreciate it.
That was pretty sweet.
Can I guess what movie that you put?
Sure.
E.T.
No, but it's true.
Since we're doing The Martian,
there is a theme here. I went with Earth Girls Are Easy. Oh my God. But it's true. Since we're doing The Martian, there is a theme here.
I went with Earth Girls are easy.
Oh, my God.
He's so hard.
So M is your next letter, Jen.
Okay.
Anything that begins with M.
Yeah, if you can't think of one, then it'll go to Trey.
No, I think I can.
I think you can, too.
I think you talked about one at the beginning of the show tonight.
I know.
That begins with M.
Manhattan.
Yes.
Great movie.
Or Midnight Cowboy, you could have said.
And I, of course, went with Mars Attacks.
Yeah.
All right, Trey.
A.
Your college movie.
Alien.
Uh-oh. That's exactly what I have written down. Alien. Oh, Trey. It's like your college movie. Alien. Uh-oh.
That's exactly what I have written down.
Alien.
Oh, my God.
What's up, bitches?
I mean, not that you're...
No, I know.
Hey, it was halfway out when I realized what I had just said.
It's content.
I apologize.
You guys that know me know I'm not like that.
He cheated.
He saw that the old...
What's up, bitches?
Oh, shit. Wow, yeah. I'm so high. I forgot they were ladies. I's up, bitches? Oh, shit.
I'm so high. I forgot they were ladies.
I forgot they was bitches.
You guys want a hug?
You gotta help him with R.
What's he gonna say for R?
I want a twinkie.
That worked out great for them.
You insulted them and then you got to touch them.
That's pretty sweet.
And one of them smells And then we touched them. That's pretty sweet. And they smelled,
one of them smells good.
It's me.
There are fewer things
more entertaining
on the internet
than watching Jen Kirkman
explain to men
how to talk to women
and comedians
and performers.
You really just give it to them.
It's a losing battle.
It is,
but it's so fun
that you wage it daily.
I'm glad you think it's fun.
You're the only guy
that calls it fun.
Every other guy, comedian DMs me and goes,
you should really calm down.
Yeah, back down off of that.
You might lose some of those great fans.
Yeah, all my fans.
Just dicks.
Yeah, let it loose.
Man, do what you do.
Thank you.
Fuck the haters.
Rock out with your cock out.
But not your cock.
No, I don't.
Keep forgetting who you're talking to.
He keeps forgetting.
Yeah.
but not your cock. No, I don't.
I keep forgetting
who you're talking to.
He keeps forgetting.
I would have my cock out
all the time if I had one.
For real.
But just keep doing
what you're doing, Jen.
That was the point.
I kind of want to like
just to be silly
play Last Man Standing
with the name Robert Redford
to see what happens.
To see how much
recollection there is up here.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
That'd be crazy.
Yeah, that'd be good.
But let's not do that because...
I'm R.
The next game we're going to play,
and Jen, of course, was there at the beginning,
Last Man Stanton.
You guys remember I won the last game, right?
Damn it, Jen.
Oh, it ended when he won.
Oh, he won?
Okay, okay.
Yeah, I should wrap it up.
I should tell you the rest of the letters.
Do you want to...
Yeah, I want to know R.
Yeah, R was Rocket Man. Oh, you got it? Okay, okay. Yeah, I should wrap it up. I should tell you the rest of the letters. Do you want to? Yeah, I want to know R.
Yeah, R was Rocket Man.
Oh, dang it.
Yeah, and then the T was The Right Stuff.
Oh, that's good.
And for I went Interstellar.
Oh, yeah, weird.
And then what do you think I said for A, Trey?
Aliens.
Yes.
And then for N, I went with New Moon. New Moon I wouldn't even have seen
one of the Twilight movies
but was that
the name of it New Moon it wasn't
Twilight it was just at that point
they weren't getting crazy with it like by the end
they were like the Twilight saga
Breaking Dawn part 2
how many were there
dumbest titles ever 5 altogether
5? oh my god five movies
about five movies and what happened actually in those movies like did the werewolf it gets pretty
good by the end i did one of them with you i think she got raped and kept the baby or something it
was some yes yes her husband raped her wasn't it, they did it on purpose. Oh, okay.
Oh, which is that the sex was so crazy. Her vampire husband made love to her so hard
that they broke the bed
and he put a baby in her
that had to be born a couple weeks later.
Yeah, that was like a very...
The baby was very anxious to get out.
It was a very difficult birth.
It was reverse Benjamin Button.
It was like that baby was growing old quickly
and needed out. So then he uses his vampire teeth It's reverse Benjamin Button. It was like that baby was growing old quickly. Damn it, Mark.
And needed out.
Sorry.
So then he uses his vampire teeth to do a C-section and get the baby out of her stomach.
I should be saying spoiler alert, but keep going.
He bites it out of her stomach in part four.
No.
What happened to the werewolf?
Wasn't there a werewolf too?
There are werewolves in AM.
Jesus, they had everybody.
Yeah, and it just seems weird because the werewolves aren't
immortal
so it's just weird right there
that they're battling
we're going to live forever you dumb dogs
get off our dicks
you dumb dogs
they don't even have the silver thing
it's just like you shoot them with a regular bullet
I don't even know if that comes into it
because the vampires don't pack guns so they always
just fight them, you know. But they tear each other's
heads off. That's their favorite way to kill each other
is just tearing the whole head off.
Yeah. It just pops off pretty neatly.
Like a dandelion.
But does that work? You're supposed to
stab them through the heart with a cross.
No, they don't do that shit.
They don't do the steak thing.
For whatever reason.
It's got a different set of rules.
The vampires are like mutants.
Each one has their own special power.
Aside from immortality and being a vampire,
they can bite people.
One of them can be invisible
and another one can read people's minds.
And they all can fly.
They can also all fly.
They really was written for teenage girls. They can also all fly. There really was written for teenage girls.
And they can also
all move really fast.
They can all walk
in fast motion.
But there's many scenes
through the five movies
where they slowly
walk across a field
and you watch them
walk the whole way
and you're like,
why don't they just
go right to it?
The fuck are they doing?
They're amazing movies.
They were giving you
the young guns
slow-mo shot.
Yeah, they're as good as movies that
you shouldn't like yet.
But there's someone in the audience
that's going to help us out with Last Man Sten.
The idea of this game is we're going to take a name
from the crowd,
a specific person, and it'll be an actor
or an actress, and
we're going to just take turns naming movies
that person was in.
If you can't think of one,
you're out.
I like to play along
on this one.
Whoever lasts the longest
that's not me
will win the prize box
for the person
that they're playing for.
Oh, sorry, Mark.
Chris, I'm sorry.
You guys have been
doing great.
I don't know
what the problem is.
My brain doesn't
work this way.
Yeah, they keep
apologizing
and fucking stoner McStonerton over here. I think you have to be stoned. What the problem is? My brain doesn't work this way. Yeah, they keep apologizing.
And fucking Stoner McStonerton over here.
I think you have to be stoned to be totally stoned to win these things. That might be it.
If you want to step out and smoke a little bit.
I mean, I got to imagine most of this crowd would be happy to take a break.
How did you know that?
I think this will be fine.
It'll be fine.
Yeah.
We used the phone?
No, man.
We did great with Harry Dean Stanton.
We could name almost as many as he knew.
I knew one.
Which one?
Pretty in Pink.
That's all I knew.
It's barely a Harry Dean Stanton movie.
He's Molly Ringwald's dad in it.
Who's Harry Dean Stanton.
No, no, no.
Don't forget to use your mic
when you're speaking because we're recording
this for people to listen to.
Oh, God.
Why don't they just go have sex or go bowling
or die?
Oh, my God. Or watch a Robert Redford
movie.
Shut up. Shut up, both of you.
On Twitter, Mrs. Drew Brock
wrote to me today.
Hi. And she said she had a
great one for Last Man's
Ten. Don't they all? What is it?
Hugh Grant. Hugh Grant?
It's not a bad one.
We might have played it before, but it's always a new game.
Oh my god.
Yeah, and Trey won that last thing, so we'll let
Trey go first, and then we'll let Trey go first
and then we'll go to
Allie and Jen
and then me.
Name,
he's got to name one.
Name a Hugh Grant film,
Trey.
Nodding Hill.
Yes.
Of four weddings
and a funeral.
Mm-hmm.
I don't know what
that extra syllable was
at the beginning. And that's it. A sewer, a three and a funeral. Mm-hmm. I don't know what that extra syllable was at the beginning.
And that's it.
A sewer.
That's all I know.
A three.
A two.
A thank you.
And then you tap out.
That's it.
Four weddings and a funeral.
And you got nothing else.
You'll think of some more.
You'll think of some more.
Oh, my God.
Jen, what do you got?
New Year's Day.
Or is it called New Year's Eve?
The one with 70 celebrities. And he plays a senator. Oh, yeah, yeah. And he's having sex with his... Yeah, it's New Year's Eve? The one with 70 celebrities
and he plays a senator and he's having
sex with his
New Year's Eve.
Are you talking about the Gary Marshall movie?
He's not in that, right?
I don't think so.
No.
This is fun how you
just switched it to a completely different
holiday.
Think about it for another second.
What's it called?
I'm pretty sure it was...
What's it actually called?
Valentine's Day.
I mean, you love it, right?
What's it actually called?
Like, you love this movie so much
that you could probably say what it's actually called.
New Year's.
Man, I even got it.
I have no idea.
I'm totally lost on me.
Valentine's Day.
I mean, I got it like two seconds ago, but I still got it.
Christmas Day.
I love it.
No!
Oh my gosh.
You're so in the ballpark.
Wait a minute.
Say what you said again, and let me see if I pick up on it.
I know this.
I love how you play this game, actually.
I can see
the
poster. There's way too many actors
in it. Okay, okay.
What else would you call New Year's Day
or Eve? It's got a big cast, right?
Yeah, lots of people.
Yeah, what would you actually
call it?
New Year's Day. It's not Love Yeah. Yeah, what would you actually call it? New Year's Day.
It's not Love Actually.
Oh, it is Love Actually.
But that's...
Yay, Love Actually.
Oh, come on, don't give me that.
Do I get that?
Yeah, you got one.
That's the one when he plays the senator in England.
Yeah, he's a Parliament guy.
He falls in love with a maid, yes.
Now we're in trouble.
But there's also New Year's Day with a lot of people.
Yeah, that's true.
That makes sense.
You confuse them, but he is not in that one.
I should not still be in the game, by the way.
Should not.
Absolutely should not still be in the game.
You're doing great.
Yeah, you're doing great.
You're doing great.
Everybody deserves to have a chance in this game.
I'm going to go with About a Boy.
Oh, fuck.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
That was the only...
People...
That's often the complaint in this game is you just said the one I thought of.
Yeah, out of 40, 50 movies that he's been in.
I know.
What else have you got, Trey?
Oh, Jen's got one.
Trey?
Hugh Grant, man.
I know Hugh Grant.
He was just in a thing.
Oh, God. I know Hugh Grant. He was just in a thing. Oh, God.
Austin Powers.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Oh, International Man of Mystery.
He was in one of them, wasn't he?
I don't think so.
Fuck.
I don't think he was.
Hunt for Red October.
Love Actually. That's my for Red October. Love Actually.
That's my go-to.
Say Love Actually.
All right.
So Trey's out.
Fuck.
Allie.
Bridget Jones.
Diary, right?
Isn't that?
Yeah.
Bridget Jones Diary.
That's the full title.
Bridget Jones Diary, right?
Yeah, you killed it.
Good job.
Thanks, Doug.
I appreciate that.
You're welcome.
You're doing great. You're doing better than Trey. Way better than Trey Good job. Thanks, Doug. I appreciate that. You're welcome. You're doing great.
You're doing better than Trey.
Way better than Trey.
That's it, though.
I mean, really, when you think about it, what else do we know?
What do you mean that's it?
That's it.
Not possible.
I'm signing out.
He's in a lot of movies.
I'm going to pretend.
Jen, you thought of another one.
Bridget Jones' Diary 2.
Oh, don't do that.
I was going to do that.
Yeah, yeah.
We need the audience to do that.
No, no, no. I don't know it. I don't do that I was gonna do yeah yeah we need to as an audience
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
I don't know
electric bugle
I was gonna say
Judgment Day
no and the other one
I don't think is him
Bridget Jones
that's it
what else has he been in
he's not in
my best friend's
you don't think is him
my best friend's wedding
no
I'm out
no
but
no but there's one like that.
Yeah, there is.
Oh, my God.
A movie that he's in where there's women.
Oh, my God.
With Sandra Bullock.
What's that movie called?
Oh, Sandy B.
Okay, someone cheat and give me the name of that movie.
Well, I'm going to go with.
So Jen's out.
Oh, my.
Sorry, Mark.
It's just you and me, Allie.
And I'm going to say.
No, you don't care.
You know everything.
I hate this. Okay, go. Yeah, just you and me, Allie. And I'm going to say. No, you don't care. You know everything. I hate this.
Okay, go.
Yeah, but you're a winner regardless, especially if you come up with more and more.
I am a winner, but I've got to figure out what that Sandy Bullock movie is.
Is it?
The one I said.
I'm going to go with Two Weeks Notice.
I hate you, Ty.
Mother fucker, man.
Shit.
No. Oh, my God. But they appeared in a movie together more than once, you know. oh mother fucker man oh shit no
but they appeared in a movie together more than once
you know
they did yeah
okay hang on I have to think about this
I'm going to think about this
okay so they appeared in something
oh there's that other one she was in
would be in nine months too
what no
don't guess we're still playing oh sorry I thought you guys were done in nine months, too? What? No. Don't guess. We're still playing.
Oh, sorry.
I thought you guys were done.
Fuck.
Nine months.
Oh, man.
All right.
Stop doing that, Trey.
I'm sorry, man.
Thank you, Trey.
You're welcome.
I love Trey.
Okay.
I'm going to go with The Man from U.N.C.L.E., which is the one I was referring to.
Trey?
It just happened.
Trey?
No, it's on you now,ie and Trey's gonna keep his
mouth shut
last of the Mohicans
not that one
oh
hang on don't say anything
oh you know the great
British woman wrote it she was married
oh god dang it what is it
it's not Edith Wharton
it's the Merchant Iv it's not edith wharton who wrote it's the
merchant ivory with emma emma thomas wrote it oh god and he played thompson thompson yeah what's uh
what's the name of its fame oh god why can't i remember he dresses all fancy in it just talk us
through it talk us through it every person that's listening knows the answer okay kate winslet's in
it right she's a young sinister does he ride a horse what is it yes he rides the horse remember Every person that's listening knows the answer. Kate Winslet's in it, right? She's Titanic.
Does he ride a horse?
Yes, he rides the horse, remember?
He's the one.
I'm going to go with George Sands.
He was in that too.
What?
You're saying someone else was in it as your answer?
No, he was in the movie about Chopin.
He plays Chopin in the George Sands movie.
I'm going to say George Sands because he was was in that too did you see what just happened with her
the name of the movie is about this that Hugh Grant played chopin yes dude yes somebody looked
at can somebody verify this george sands yeah it's with the great australian uh actress oh shut up
uh okay let me think of this it's so easy it. It's right there. It's just right there.
It's not Remains of the Day. It's one of those
Merchant Ivory. It's a book. What the
hell is it? Oh, God. You've got
this. Not Enchanted April.
Not
Enchanted April. Yeah, let's narrow it down.
What is it not?
Not Age of Innocence.
That's another thing. That's American. What the hell
is it? Give me a clue. Wait, What the hell is it? Give me a clue.
Wait, I have to do what?
It's not Sherlock Holmes.
It's a Jane Austen movie.
It's a Jane Austen book.
Oh!
What?
Okay, give me a hint.
No, the audience can't do that.
Why not?
Because I'll yell at them. Too Short Shorts guy just got really excited.
I gave her a million hints when it
was earlier in the game
and she didn't know
anything I had to help
her somehow okay I'm
gonna go with them you
thought of it I know
what it is this George
Samu impromptu impromptu
look that up impromptu
don't you don't have to
ask them to look it up
impromptu isn't that the
one about George San
Chopin I don't think I
think it is I don't think
so say say you're right so yeah I don't think so. Say Say You're Right.
Yeah.
We'll give it to you.
I don't know what that is.
There you go.
Impromptu, okay.
Cloud Atlas.
Oh, jeez.
Who saw that?
Oh, you're still going.
I did.
I was about to just start yelling out movies that I remember.
It's not Remains of the Day.
No, not yet.
Isn't it exciting that you know some now?
It's not.
I don't know if I even know it. Okay, don't do that. Okay, let me think of this. It's not Remains of the Day. No, not yet, but isn't it exciting that you know some now? It's not. I don't know if I even know it.
Okay, don't do that. Okay, let me think of this.
This is not. Yeah, do the thing again where you think of another
movie and then the other one pops in your head.
Yeah, I know I'm trying to do that, but I've got to think
of that one. Oh, God, you guys. Okay.
Not Enchanted April.
Oh, shoot.
Okay, let me think of this. What is it? What is it?
Can't somebody give me a freaking hint?
No. Why?
You gave her like a whole answer, actually.
I gave you an answer.
You didn't have to bring that up.
I'm just making him feel bad.
Unknowingly, but still.
I gave it to you.
He did.
He gave you an answer.
Oh, I really hate it.
He ran with it.
I love that movie.
Nine months.
Okay, you know who's in this movie?
Let's just talk about the movie.
Then I'll get it.
I really can't think of the other thing he did with Sandy Bullock,
but I know he did more than one.
No, he didn't.
He only did the one, right?
I think he did another one.
Turner and Hooch.
I think two weeks notice was like,
let's get them back together again.
Everyone's like, you know,
that didn't work out as good that time.
I think, but what do you got?
Merchant Ivory's not a bad starting place.
No, it's the Merchant Ivory one.
I think he's been in a few of those.
Can I just say that, you know...
He might have been in...
He's not in Remains of the Day, right?
No, he's not.
He's in some of their other ones.
He's not.
He's in that other one.
You got this.
I can't do it, guys.
The guys, I'm going to have to give up.
No, can I...
Well, I think you're...
Jane Austen, does that help you?
It's a Jane Austen book
and I know it
and I can't think of the title.
That one's not a Merchant Ivory movie. No, it's not Merchant Ivory.
Homegirl wants to say it so badly
though. She is, that girl
in the crowd is dying to say it.
She's about to jump out of her fucking card
again. I think it makes
no sense that you can't come up with it.
You know what? I was right. That is
what I was thinking.
I think if you're just sensible about this
you can figure it out
oh my god thank you
thank you Doug
you're not so bad
and I must say I'm proud of myself
that popped into my head and I was like
I think he was in that so I feel like
it's my victory
no I know nothing more he's in that. So I feel like it's my victory. Yeah, he was. No, I know
nothing more. This is a very difficult one.
He's in a movie that I like a lot called
Music and Lyrics with Drew Barrymore
where he plays a washed up
pop singer. That's right.
And he's really good in that. Like a Burt Bacharach
kind of guy. He's good in that one. And then what's that one
where he was a doctor and there was
extreme measures.
Yeah, yeah. But what else do you guys have? About a Boy. About a Boy I said. extreme measures. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
But what else do you guys have?
About a boy.
About a boy, I said.
He said that. Thanks for paying attention.
Jeez, dude.
I've been thinking about it so hard that you didn't hear me say it.
What else?
There's a bunch of them.
Wait, did we just stop playing the game now?
Did you hear about the Morgans?
Fortunately, I did not, but yes.
Mickey Blue Eyes, of course.
Mickey Blue Eyes.
The man who went up a hill and came down a mountain
he was really great
the man that saw
a couple hills
and came all over
some
he was in
Maurice
I think
and
there was another
Merchant Ivory thing
was he in
was he in Room with a View
no
but he's in another one
of those
but that's right.
And yeah.
The guys at school, Maurice is the gay, right?
Isn't that one?
The gay.
The gay-themed movie.
That was the gay Merchant Ivory movie.
It was the gay Merchant Ivory.
Well, you know what, Allie?
Despite all your...
Shortcomings.
And protestations, I was going to say,
you've managed to win the game tonight.
How did that happen?
How did that happen?
Thank you, Dad.
I don't know.
I tried to tell her at the beginning anybody could win.
Thank you, Trey.
Thank you, Trey.
Jeez.
Sorry, Mark.
It's okay.
It was fun, though.
It was a fun journey. Yeah, interesting. That was fun, though. It was a fun journey.
Yeah, interesting.
That was as close as I've ever come to winning.
All right, go ahead.
Crummy Name Tag doesn't have a shithead, though, right?
Uh-huh.
Oh, it is?
Oh, yeah, it's in a little envelope, isn't it?
Yeah.
George.
Pass your shithead from the back of that light bright to me, please.
Jennifer. Thank you
Thank you for that
This envelope is
Oh there we go
Alright cool
At least he made it easy on the back end
And yeah
And Ali was playing for front row
So all I gotta do is push the box in his direction
You can pass the schmovie to somebody else
Or you can have two schmovies
Whatever works for you
That's a sweet haul dude
Yay he passed it off to the nice lady
Are you still wearing the light up Taylor Swift bracelet
By the way
No I'm not
Because they don't light up after you leave the show
So there's no point in wearing it
It's kind of bulky because of the lighting up
But I do have a TS 1989 bracelet
Hell yeah you do
Yeah I'm a Swifty.
That's part of what made my brain melt earlier
out back when he started talking about
going to the Taylor Swift concert.
She's got hooks.
She does have hooks.
Hey, man, we're...
Gentlemen in the...
So do pirates, but you don't have to go look at them.
To each his own.
Robin's my shit.
All right, so
let's do some plugs, you guys.
Jen is going to be at the
Soho Theater in London,
a terrific venue of doing,
like, what do you do,
like a two-week run
or something like that?
I'm just doing a one-er
because of my vocal nodule issues.
But it's,
what do you mean a one-er?
One week.
One week.
So, like, seven shows? Five? No, it's just six. The a one-er one one week one week so so like seven shows uh no it's just
six the 14th through the 21st of november um so come to that if you're in london yeah uh for the
people listening and then but for the people in the room yeah if anybody here is in london during
that time period well december 12th i'm doing the Jen Kirkman Dysfunctional Holiday Show at the Hollywood Improv.
Just go to my website, jenkirkman.com.
Come on.
Don't bother me with knowing all this shit.
I can't be bothered talking to people anymore.
No, no, that would be great.
Doug says everyone in London was great at his show,
so come to mine. You'll love it.
Doug Loves Movies fans are in London. They should come out and see you.
And they're very nice.
Don't get you so high after the show.
I can't smoke because of my throat.
Oh, that's too bad. They probably won't come then.
Oh, but that's all right.
But I usually just run and hide
after the show, but I know
my act unlike movies. They'll drink some warm tea
with you or whatever it is you need to do. Yeah, that would be good if they
wouldn't make me tea.
Allie Walker's movie,
Sex, Death, and Bowling,
in that order,
is out Friday
here in LA.
What's the name
of the theater again?
It's at the
Lemley Fine Arts
on Wilshire.
Yeah,
there you go.
They always have
good stuff over there.
And expanding from there
and also eventually
on VOD or whatever.
Yeah,
iTunes, whatever.
iTunes, exactly.
Get it on iTunes.
You think it'll be on Netflix?
It's going to be on Netflix in the spring, yeah.
Oh, great.
All right.
So wait for Netflix, cheapskates.
Yeah, you shouldn't talk about Netflix until later.
I didn't think that through.
It's really early for that.
Sorry.
Another thing I didn't think through.
Because people, like, whenever one of my things comes out,
they just keep saying, why do I have to pay for it?
Why can't I just wait for Netflix?
And I have to go,
because it may not ever be on Netflix.
And then it shows up on Netflix.
I'm a fucking,
I'm a net dick.
Trey,
what do you got going on, man?
You're out here in California
hanging out.
I'm doing Chuck Watkins' show
on Friday,
if you're in LA.
And that's the yoga place.
What's the name of the yoga place, Chuggie?
CST Yoga.
CST Yoga.
CST Yoga?
Hells yeah.
So come sit on the floor.
You sure that's not a flan store?
We're about to find out, man.
If it's flan,
I hope they got some tortillas in the back too.
Right, because you love to put flan in a tortilla.
I just love flour tortillas. I back too. Right, because you love to put flan in a tortilla. I just love flour tortillas.
I hate flan.
But you're out in New York,
so we'll see you out there
for the Big 12 Guests of Christmas show.
Yes, and then on November 17th,
I have my show at the Creek in the Cave,
a monthly show called I'm Not From Here,
where I pick three of my favorite comics
from a certain city,
and they
go up and do 20 minutes each. Is that tough to book?
I'd love to do it. Thank you.
But yeah, so I'm doing Houston
this month. So it's three guys from Houston.
All right. Yeah, you're out, Jen,
because you're not from Houston. Oh, shit. Sorry.
But you could do it. Where are you from?
Boston. You can do a Boston one.
Oh, yeah. No. Boston's full.
Oh. Boston. You can do a Boston one. Oh yeah, no. Boston's full. I'm just glancing ahead at the shitheads
just to see.
I was born in Boston. A couple of interesting ones.
St. Elizabeth's Hospital. Like right in the city?
What? Brighton.
Oh yeah, sure dude. Yeah, word.
I'm more from the suburbs. Gotcha.
What did you say
Boston's is closer
one more thing
I'd like to ask you guys
about
sorry we're done
if
if you had to
come up with a hashtag
for tonight's episode
of this show
I thought it'd be fun
to hashtag it
at the end
Jeff Garland
Jeff Garland
that's a good hashtag
hashtag Jeff Garland
do you have one Trey
hashtag Jeff Garland. Do you have one, Trey?
Hashtag Jeff Garland part do.
Okay, I don't really like that very much.
Just do four and do that. But it might have to...
If I put Jeff Garland twice in the same tweet,
it'll go to his head.
Hashtag New Year's Eve.
New Year's Eve question mark
it's like Nancy
Grace's pot to blame question mark
I'm like you can't put a question mark
in a hashtag lady
New Year's Eve
oh I know what I'll do I'll make one long hashtag
New Year's Eve question mark like write it out
that's fun
I like that and then for mine
I came up with
hashtag
she's got hooks.
And
thank you guys
very much for being here.
Let's hear it for all my guests
Jen Kirkman
Allie Walker
and Trey Gallion.
Thank you Doug.
Thank you guys.
Thank you.
And as always,
irrelevant grandmas who want to be president
are a shithead.
Some people come to make a statement.
And then there's this one.
Two kids dressed in a trench coat
pretending to be an adult is a sham.
Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing
prowess makes him cocky.
There's no room in his heart
for you, cause Doug
loves movies.
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