Doug Loves Movies - Jo Koy, Amy Miller and Jessimae Peluso guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming, maybe sticky seeds
With 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Cause Doug loves movies
Hey, hey, hey everybody, my name is Doug
And I love the motion picture shows
This is Doug Lo motion picture shows.
Coming to you once again from lockdown.
It's Thursday, April 30th, 2020.
Let's meet our guests.
We got Joe Coy, Jessamay Peluso, and Amy Miller, everybody.
Yay.
Yes. Yes.
Yes.
Let's meet them individually and alphabetically
starting with
first time ever on the show
about time
as far as I'm concerned.
It's Joe Coy.
Hello. How are you, it's Joe Coy. Hello.
How are you, Doug?
Hey, dude.
How are you?
Thank you so much for letting me on.
This is great.
Well, I'm glad that you were able to do it. And we were going to, you were lined up to be doing it for the first time as a guest in front of the audience here in
LA. We worked it out of date
and everything, but then of course that date
isn't happening now.
Ugh.
We gotta reschedule that. When this
lockdown is done, I'm coming
on. Oh yeah, we'll
definitely do that. You know, when
this lockdown is done.
Or it'll never be done you know
what i mean god when science and politics start arguing with each other
so true hey when this campaign is over i'll be there yeah hey uh doug let me tell you i'm in i'm in vegas and uh i'm just gonna say
it right now publicly these people don't give a shit about this virus there is people are walking
around with no gloves no mask uh there's a thousand people in target bumping into each other
uh it it's as if it doesn't exist at all like there
no one here is watching the news and i'm telling you uh i don't get it i'm really confused because
what i see on the news is one thing and then i go to target down the street and it's like
it's like christmas holidays out there it's people are are clamoring to buy and shop.
Yeah, it's really strange. I think there's different parts of the country reacting differently. I feel like part of the problem with Vegas is once you close down the strip or whatever,
everything else is just so suburban suburban and just uh you know looks
normal it probably just feels like it's just attacking old people there you know yeah are
the brothels still open brothels are right wide open it's just uh if you can finish six feet apart
it's good yeah that's so weird yeah yeah you just gotta finish six feet apart
that's it and we're good we're good i feel like that's how far the rock shoots when he shoots
it's definitely at least six feet it probably it probably breaks windows yeah yeah yeah
no he definitely he goes out to the kitchen and is halfway through a bottle of Gatorade
as he shoots it all across his house.
Yeah.
And it goes right through a double pain window too.
Something really strong.
Yeah.
And then the one sperm that makes it to the egg, it's like the Kool-Aid man and it breaks
through the egg's wall and it's like, I'm here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm your brother. It says yeah yeah i'm here brother it says brother i'm here
brother wow you just made a kool-aid man like sound a lot angrier than he normally does
i'm here i'm here brother i'm here i think he says oh yeah oh yeah. Oh, yeah, brother. What are you going to do when this sperm comes looking for you, brother?
Oh, no, that's macho, man.
Oh, whatever.
I think it's all the same.
Do you guys think sperms are out of breath,
or the one sperm is out of breath when he reaches the egg?
Is it like, fuck, that was far.
That's funny.
And he tells the story.
There's a billion of us just dead.
It's just me.
We've got to make this work, you bitch.
We've got to make it work.
It's just me.
I made it all this way.
I lost my dog a few weeks ago.
I like that the process starts with a sperm calling the egg a bitch
it's really reflective of my
dating past huh Amy
Jessamay Peluso is here
hey
I feel like I've seen you more in quarantine
than in our whole friendship life
yeah it has brought
us closer together.
Yeah.
I appreciate it.
I'm looking forward.
I'm looking forward to this thing ending.
So I don't have to see you anymore.
Me too.
This is your like fifth time on the show.
I think.
Yeah.
I'm hoping I get like a jacket or something in the mail.
Is there a club jacket?
Like a sweet, members-only jacket?
There's not.
There isn't anything.
When you get to 10 episodes, you have to buy me something.
Oh, I know what I'm going to get you.
I already know.
It's green and mean.
It'll make you see the galaxy.
I already know it's green and mean it'll make you see the galaxy
also joining us today
wait I fucked up
the alphabetical order
whatever
whatever
the most frequent guest at least today
anyway her 50th
appearance it's Amy Miller
hello it's not really 50.
You haven't been counting, right?
No. Oh, okay.
Feels like 100.
Oh, you think so? You think you're more in the 100 range?
I've done
over 1,200 episodes.
Hmm.
Yeah, no, I don't know
how many it's been. That was just a joke about
how it feels like longer time with you than it has been.
1,200 episodes.
That's 1,200 times that I was a little sad in my heart because Joe Coy wasn't on.
Oh.
Oh.
You're a sweetheart.
You've always been late.
Hey, can I
I gotta tell my Doug Benson story
oh no
up and coming
up and coming
college gig
I don't even know what there's a called
anymore NACA I think is what it was called
in Nashville
I was like the up and coming
comic and I went to the convention
and I, and I remember going to, uh, Zany's. Um, I met my, my agent, uh, knew you Doug. And I was
like, I gotta meet Doug. And, uh, and we went and you were sitting by the bar, uh, about to go on.
And I'm telling you, man, you were the nicest person I ever met, man. That was my first time meeting you. You bought me a drink. Uh,
you probably don't remember. You were so fucking high Doug,
but I just want you to know, uh, uh, it's, it's,
it's so cool when, when people are coming up and they get to meet like,
you know, their inspirations and, and, and, you know, we're nervous when we do,
but you were so nice and gracious.
So thank you.
I always wanted to say that to you.
So there you go.
Now I'm on the show and I did it.
Well, thank you so much, Joe.
Yeah.
I can tell you were new
because you talked to someone
right before they were about to go up.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, he bought me a beer.
He's like, hey, look, kid, drink this.
I'll be back.
He literally was like, hold my beer back he literally was like hold my beer kid yeah hold my beer before you go on stage could you give me the 50 basic rules of stand-up comedy
real quick real quick before you go on stage uh can you tell me what got you into comedy?
That was great.
How do you describe your act?
That's so funny.
Okay, so that concludes
most frequently asked questions
of comedians.
And now we are moving into the part of the show where we're going to play some games.
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, let the games begin, I like to say.
We're going to start with a new game.
So that puts you all
on the same level
nobody's played this before
it's called
the game is called Fight or Flight
ooh
Fight or Flight
sounds exciting right
yeah
are you guys going to fight or flight
and
I'm going to go to you individually,
and I'm not going to fuck up the alphabetical order this time,
starting with Joe.
And I'm going to name an actor,
and you tell me if that actor was in Fight Club or Flight with Denzel Washington or both.
Okay.
So you got to say Fight Club, Flight, or both.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
We'll start with you, Joe.
Let's go.
All right. We'll start with you, Joe. Let's go. All right.
Tell me, fight, club, flight, or both, an actor named Ezra Buzzington.
Oh, my gosh.
Are you kidding me?
I'm not kidding you.
There's someone named Ezra Buzzington, and they were in fight, club, flight, or both. You have a one in three shot to get this
right of getting this right without knowing having any idea who Ezra Buzzington is. And
Ezra Buzzington is definitely a human or an animated person.
Are there animated people in Fight Club and Flight?
I don't know, man.
Is this person from Middle Earth?
I don't understand.
Ezra Buzzington is a wizard.
Ezra Buzzington has potions in a backpack.
A satchel. A satchel.
A satchel.
Ezra Buzzington eats raw oats, uncooked.
Ezra Buzzington.
Ezra Buzzington makes wool.
He's definitely homeschooled.
Once the family name is Buzzington, it's like, well, we gotta pick a first
name that's got a Z in there somewhere.
Yeah.
Okay, one more, one more,
one more. Doug, Doug, one more.
Ezra Buzzington
eats whole milk out of a wooden
pail.
He eats it?
Yeah, he eats it because it's thick. It's
curdled.
There's stuff in it there's
alright I'm going to say Ezra Buzzington
is definitely an actor
that had to have been in a movie
very deep and dark
like Fight Club
that is correct
good job
yeah Ezra Buzzingaid was in Fight Club.
Eating whole milk.
Eating whole milk with his spoon.
I'm eating it.
All right, it's your turn, Amy.
Okay.
Jared.
It's your turn, Amy. All right, I'm going to go with uh fight club doug
uh amy let me put this cup down i'm just eating some milk
ezra ezra buzzing Ezra Buzzington.
Buzzington chews their milk.
Yes, Doug.
Stop chewing your dairy.
Answer me.
Jared Leto.
Let's fight. I've known Jared Leto for years before we knew better.
I think he's only in fight club i only saw flight once is that your final answer yeah fight club fight club is correct
man that was stressful i know all right it's jessimae's turn
uh you thought listening to amy play was stressful wait till you try it Stressful. I know. All right. It's Jessamay's turn.
You thought listening to Amy play was stressful.
Wait till you try it.
Rude.
Fight Club, Flight, or both, Meatloaf.
Oh, fuck you.
And it doesn't count if it was served on the flight in the movie Ezra Buzzington eats
raw meatloaf
he would never do
that yeah
he would do anything
but he won't do that
you're welcome.
I'm done.
No.
Oh, fuck.
Meatloaf.
Okay.
It's one.
How do we play this again?
You got to pick one.
Fight club, flight, or both.
Okay.
I'm going to say.
I don't really remember.
I feel like it was.
I'm going to say both. just because I'm so unsure.
That is incorrect.
Oh.
I am swamping.
I am swan diving off of my patio right now.
Oh, boy.
Well, you know, of course Meatloaf was just in Fight Club and he uh you know he had enormous boobs you remember that part yes all right we're back to you Joe yes I'm ready am I leading
am I leading the next one Joe has one Amy has one Jess May still has a chance
Joe, which one or both
did this
actor appear?
Scotch Ellis
Loring
What?
What is that?
What was that
the name is scotch ell what is it scotch ellis
scotch ellis loring scotch ellis loring wears a trench coat with shoulder pads I'm like a delicious cocktail Scotch Ellis Loring
loves shepherd's pie
for lunch
for lunch
for lunch
I heard if you bring it to him for dinner
he spits on it and walks away
yeah
Scotch
Ellis Loring has calloused feet and can walk rugged terrain
oh god i'm done scott what the who is scotch ellis loring it's somebody who is in either fight club
or flight or both.
Okay, I'm gonna...
Scotch was definitely in
Flight.
I'm sorry,
that is incorrect. God damn it.
I was gonna say Fight Club. I was gonna say it.
Yeah.
Gotta go with your gut. He was in Fight Club.
Oh, man. I thought it was a trick question. Alright, Amy to go with your gut. He was in Fight Club. Oh, man.
I thought it was a trick question.
All right, Amy, are you ready?
I'm ready.
Fight Club, Flight, or both?
Brad Pitt.
Fight Club.
Is that your final answer?
Yeah, I'm insulted you've given me the easy ones.
What have you been giving me?
I don't know what order this is going to happen.
I see what you're doing.
I don't know what order things are going to happen.
Alright, so
Amy, you got two points.
Oh, yes.
Jessamay, you go first on this one.
You need to get in here.
Get in there.
Okay.
Ed Norton.
Why is everybody laughing?
Edward Norton.
I know he was in Fight Club for sure.
100.
100%.
100%.
I do know I have had daydreams of him being inside
orifices of mine but on a
you know a very healthy
emotional level
I've had the same dreams
you're like cleaning your ears or something
yeah home alone with her
Ezra Buzzington.
Oh my God.
That's a great,
Ezra Buzzington is a great dildo name.
Yeah.
It is.
So classy.
It sounds like a Scandinavian dildo.
Yeah.
Too expensive.
Yeah.
Very expensive.
Yeah.
And the plug, you don't have an outlet because
you're in the u.s once it's dead it's dead gotta get a dongle yeah yeah a dongle are you saying
it's uh it's disposable yeah it's yeah it's disposable disposable dildo yeah yeah you just have a trash can you just have a trash can filled with them
disposable dildo or diplo for sure yeah yeah
then elon musk uses them to make the next tesla yeah
whose turn is it oh wait i have to answer okay i didn't so i know yeah you're right
he's in fight club you're right but i can't recollect was he on the plane when it flipped
and fought and fight and flight who i don't know yeah just sitting back there and coach
yeah was he was he an extra was he in a? I just imagined him in a suit in that movie.
I'm going to just say Fight Club.
Okay, that's correct.
Yes, son of a bitch.
Back to you, Joe.
Yes, I'm ready to win.
Fight Club, Flight, or both.
Tamara Tooney. Tamara Tooney. uh fight club flight or both tamara tooney
tamara tooney is a small very attractive bunny rabbit
tamara tamara tooney lives in a water a water tank with the Warner Brothers logo on it.
No, dude.
She's the
Canadian mascot for $2
coins.
Oh, my
God.
Tamara Tooney?
Who the fuck are these people?
They're people that are either in fight club
or flight or both um camera toonie was definitely in flight
she was
yeah she was the flight attendant in the plane. Whoa. Yeah, I remember her.
No.
That was good.
That was a good guess because she was one of the flight attendants.
It's true.
Very good.
That's true.
All right, Amy.
I'm ready.
This is for the win, Amy.
You can win this game, and who knows what will happen to you
after you win this game.
Anything could happen.
Anything could happen.
You're giving me anxiety.
James Badge Dale.
Oh, shit.
I'm going to say both oh doug
he was in flight oh
all right man that's okay that's that's what you call a choke
yeah
that was a choke
that was for the men
how dare you
are you ready Jessamay
I am built ready
Jessamay works in a field, and she makes syrup.
Oh, my God.
You need to make this a thing, Joe.
This is so good.
You just get names.
Yes.
I love it.
I do work in a field.
It's so namest.
It is real. Ch It's so namest. It is real.
Chokwe is so namest.
We should boycott his shows.
He's red.
Becky
eats hummus.
Yes, she does.
With her index finger.
Oh my god. Oh wait, did I get a name i'm sorry i digress jessime always wants a tall glass of lemonade and before she drinks it she says i'm parched
that's all only a jessime would say that i do say i'm parched that's funny
i'm so good but god you're like the john edwards of name guessing oh i'm so good
all right jessame here's the name i'm ready dr d. Doug. Becky Finger.
Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me right now?
I'm joking.
I'm just joking around.
Okay, okay.
It's not flight or fly.
It's Finger.
Are you ready, Jessamay?
I am, Doug. Okay, John Goodman.
Ooh.
Hmm.
Both.
What was that noise?
What was that?
Sorry, you guys.
It's a small pachyderm.
You're incorrect, Jessamay.
You're incorrect, Doug. You're incorrect, Jess May. You're incorrect, Doug.
You're incorrect.
He was just in flight club.
I mean, just in, wait, who did I say?
Goodman?
Yeah, he was just in flight.
Okay, flight only.
Flight only, no club.
He can only fly in a plane.
He can't go into the club lounge.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Joe, for the win.
Oh, this is so good.
Which of those movies
or both had Piers Morgan?
Oh.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's a tough one.
The reason why it's tough is
I know who that is.
And two,
I don't remember him in either one of those fucking movies.
Mm-mm.
I'm going to say Flight.
That is correct.
Yes! Whoa!
Nice.
This game is rigged. No, man.
It's not. I'm just good.
He's so good.
I'm a gambler. You have the gift, man, it's not. I'm just good. He's so good. I'm a gambler.
You have the gift, man.
Come in.
All right, we're going to go.
We'll be back with one more game, the big game, to determine our winner today.
This was just a warm-up.
We'll be right back after these messages.
We're back.
That wasn't so bad.
It was bad, right?
I mean, would you guys buy all that stuff that I talked about
and that we had ads for?
I already did.
I'm already logging in and buying them, yeah.
Yeah, we got it all.
Love it.
That sounds perfectly geared to the people that listen to this show.
Absolutely.
Yeah. perfectly geared to the people that listen to this show. Absolutely. I can't wait until my new
galactic colored butt plug comes in.
Excited.
Alright, well if you're just going to make stuff
up, then you're missing my point.
Let's play supersized i'm super excited for it last man or woman stanton joe this is a game
that we play on the show all the time but with a wrinkle we made it i made it even bigger okay the three of you are each going to name one actor or actress
from the history of cinema uh the likes of which you think you know
many of the movies that they were in by their correct titles
hmm each of you will pick somebody but then all four of us, myself included, will
take turns naming movies that all three of those people are in, not necessarily together.
I'm just saying you can pick from any of those three people.
Okay.
And whoever lasts the longest, if you can't think of one, you're out.
Whoever lasts the longest is the winner today.
Okay. Okay.
Are these going to be real actors or some more Buzz Carrington's again
or whatever they're called?
Buzz Lightyear's.
I forgot the guy's name already.
Listen, Joe, I'm not going to hold it against you
if an actor you think you know well
is Ezra Buzzington
I feel like you only know one or less
of the movies that he's been in
well he said Buzz Carrington
we all know that guy does the morning news in LA
we all know Buzz Carrington
back to you in the studio Buzz And we all know that guy does the morning news in LA. We all know Buzz Carrington.
Back to you in the studio, Buzz.
I'm not in the studio today.
I'm at home by a fire.
Where are we?
What's happening?
Oh, so Joe, the idea is you pick an actor that you think you know a lot of their movies okay and amy and jess may are going to do the same
we'll start uh with uh yeah we'll start with you joe just name any actor or actress okay
you know it's a strategy thing, you know.
I gotta make sure
it's somebody I'm familiar with.
Yes. And not the world.
Because these other two
names, they might be
Ezra Buzzingtons for all you're ready
to know. Okay.
I think I'm ready.
Who you got?
Man, now I'm questioning myself. Now I'm ready. Who you got? Man, now I'm questioning myself.
Now I'm questioning myself.
All right, you ready?
I'm ready.
Yeah.
Who is it?
Wesley Snipes.
Oh.
That's a real interesting pick.
Blockbuster actor from the 90s.
I like it.
You know what I mean? this guy had major hits some are blockbusters yeah you don't need to help your opponents by describing things
well then i'm not going to tell you that he's also a black actor
ah i was thinking of somebody else Well, then I'm not going to tell you that he's also a black actor. Ah.
I was thinking of somebody else.
So who's going first?
Amy.
Well, are we still going to get Amy's choice?
Okay.
I choose Corey Feldman.
Wow.
Wow.
I think I know all five of those.
Nasty. Yeah, that's a tricky one. Okay. I think I know all five of those. Nasty.
Yeah, that's a tricky one.
Okay, and Jessime?
Oh, man.
This is terrible.
This is really... I'm going to have to choose...
I feel like Jokoi in this scenario.
I feel like I'm going to say it and everyone's going to know.
But I'm just going to go with it.
Because it's my heart.
Yes.
Go with your heart.
I'm going to go with my heart and I'm going to say Jim Carrey.
That's good.
That's going to be fun.
Yeah.
That's going to be,
that's going to be a lot,
a lot of work.
Yeah.
It's a good thing.
Feldman's in there to balance it out
I think we have a nice potpourri
of actors right now
okay so
just keep in mind you have to give the correct
title of a movie that has
any of those three gentlemen
in it, Wesley, Corey
or Jim
I'm going to play two, I'll go between uh jessimae and uh joe
but you're up first joe give me a movie with one of those people in it i'm gonna say lost boys
yeah see look at you cherry picking the good ones from somebody else's that's right
selection i'm playing my cards yeah am. Amy, what do you got?
How are you going to get him back with some
snipes? I'm going to go Blade.
Ah!
That's such a great movie!
So good. Good movie.
I thought that was going to be my hidden gem
right there.
No! That's the first one.
That's what you think of
when you think of Wesley Snipes.
Okay, okay.
I always think of Passenger 57.
Oh, damn it.
I just gave it up.
I'm sorry.
I'm really screwing this game up.
Yeah, you got to wait your turn, Joe.
Yeah, I got to wait my turn.
Yeah, and I'm playing too, so.
Oh, damn.
So, Jessime, what's yours um uh yeah dolomite full title um um
oh god dolomite is what dolomite is my name yes yes. Yes. Okay, you got it.
I panicked.
Thank you for the Alex Trebek layup.
Okay, my turn.
I'm going to say Blade 2.
Oh, you fucker.
Wow, that's a good one.
That's a good one.
Okay, now it's your turn, Joe.
I'm going to say The Mask.
Ooh.
Going for some Jim Carrey early on.
There we go.
Okay, Amy.
Let's knock that little dictionary's worth worth i'm gonna say white men can't
jump wow wow oh man i think she's i mean is there ever a time when you don't say that
was she naming a movie or just was she being cruel yeah she's just making a statement. Just letting Doug know. Before we continue on with this game,
white men cannot jump.
Now let's proceed.
Passenger 57.
Stop saying that.
Stop saying that.
Okay.
Jessamay?
Passenger 57.
Yeah, you might as well, right? No one's used it yet i feel like i heard that just keep saying it um okay so for me i'm gonna have to say
um i'm gonna go with the fan with The Fan. Ooh.
De Niro.
De Niro and Snipes.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Wow.
It's a deep cut.
Yeah, that is.
You just wait.
My turn.
I'm ready.
Give it to us, Joe.
Dumb and Dumber 2.
T-W-O.
Uh-huh.
Wow.
Good job.
Nice way to circumvent the true Dumb and Dumber.
Yeah, what's Amy going to say?
I'm going to say,
To Wong Fu, thanks for everything.
Again, Amy. No,y is not playing the game she's just thanking people and saying racist yeah yeah 100 does she does she have the rules doug or she did
you invite a hateful person i just want to say white men can't jump and too long foo. Okay? Thanks for everything.
Alright,
Jessamay.
Can we name names of movies of the people we chose too?
Yeah. Eternal Sunshine
of the Spotless Mind. Beautiful movie.
Wow.
Wow. Alright, I'm gonna say
I'm gonna to say,
I'm going to go ahead and say dumb and dumber.
You're the king at this, aren't you, Doug?
All right.
I'm going to go with Goonies.
The Goonies.
Ooh.
Can I also do Corey Feldman?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying All three names are up for grabs the whole time
Okay, stand by me
We're almost done with Corey Feldman
That's a solid Feldman right there
Which is what I say after I take a particularly good shit
Aw, hasn't he been through enough? which is what I say after I take a particularly good shit.
Aw, hasn't he been through enough?
Look at that solid Feldman.
No, just Feldman more is just a general nerdy kind of sounding name.
What classic great movies.
Time was classics right there though.
Yeah.
My son watched those and he loves all three. He can't get enough of those movies.
We'll never get old. Yeah.
Wait, whose turn is it?
Who said stand by?
Who said stand by?
Amy. Again, now she's just lonely.
You know?
Enough with the statements and the requests amy i don't know if this is right and i'm gonna put it out there don't do this to me
a dream oh yeah say it okay okay dream dream a little dream yes
that was pretty much the end of Feldman
right there
not yet
I think Michael Jackson was the end of Feldman
oh man
right in the gut
sorry
that's rough
also Charlie Sheen
oh really that's rough also Charlie Sheen ooh
really
that's right
I'm going to cheer up Corey a little bit by
bringing up probably maybe a happier memory
for him
Gremlins
oh
wow
alright is it me now
mm-hmm
I'm telling you all of the Feldman movies are oh no don't do that
don't do that that's cory feldman calling you
that was good all right every single feldman movie is amazing timeless hits and this is one of my favorites the lost boys oh
somebody already said that a million years ago yeah that's how this game started
really it started with lost boys yeah it was your first guess i didn't remember that either
i don't remember that i think you two are high two are high. Yeah, you guys are on to something.
There's a little thing happening here.
You guys are joining hands.
I don't think that was the first one.
You said it.
We're recording this.
Yeah, I wrote it down.
Oh.
But, yeah, you're right, though, maybe.
Yeah, I think that was the first one you named.
All right. Well, do I get a second chance or am I out of the game? No, you can right, though, maybe. Yeah, I think that was the first one you named. All right.
Well, do I get a second chance or am I out of the game?
No, you can go again.
Okay.
We're just telling you it's already been said.
You can say titles have been said before because I don't –
I'm not trying to run a memory game here.
Right.
I'm going to go with Mo Beto Blues.
Ooh.
Whoa. to go with uh i'm gonna go with mo betta blues oh whoa wesley snipes is in that yeah he was the trumpet player uh he was the saxophone player
yep you're right you're right denzel was the trumpet player yep yep yep yep yep okay amy okay Amy I'm gonna say my truth colon the rape of two
Cory's
oh my god
wow
I'm just trying to get the word out
it's $20 on his website
you can watch it
is this whole moment down to this
is this what this is all about
alright I just think people need to know Is this whole moment down to this? Is this what this is all about?
I just think people need to know.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm sure after being in prison, Wesley Snipes has some
good stories too.
I meant to say, my truth, The Rape of Two Corys starring Wesley Snipes had some some good stories too oh yeah
I meant to say
My Truth
The Rape of Two Corys
starring Wesley Snipes
oh god
okay so
Jessamay
you're up after
Amy's great answer
well this only played
in a small festival
but it's called
My Truth
How I Was Raped
by Wesley Snipes
Jim Carrey
and Corey Feldman that's a good one I saw that that's free also on Hulu festival but it's called my truth how i was raped by wesley snipes jim carrey and cory feldman
that's a good one i saw that that's free also on hulu it is i was thinking that there wasn't a
movie that had all three of those guys in it i know it turns out not only is there a movie with
all three of them but all three of their names are in the title yes yes. It's a thought piece.
So exciting.
Okay, so
you don't have any guesses
for Wesley or Corey or Jim?
Oh, yeah. I mean, for Ace Ventura,
I mean, come on.
Oh, right.
He's a pet detective, Doug.
That's amazing.
I just needed you to remind me. Okay, okay. I like to call him a pet detective, Doug. Yeah, that's amazing. I just needed you to remind me.
Okay, okay.
I like to call him a pet dick.
He's also disposable
and in the trash can right now.
What does a guy named Ace Ventura
do, Joe?
Ace Ventura
runs betting odds
in Vegas.
He has an unauthorized AT&T
dealership. Yes.
Whose turn is it? Is it my turn?
It's my turn. I was just
sitting back and enjoying the comedy.
I'm going to
say
Ace Ventura
has a book called
A Thousand Card Tricks
by Ace Ventura.
I'm going to say Ace Ventura
When Nature Calls.
The second installment. I'm going to say Ace Ventura When Nature Calls the second
installment
when are they going to
end the trilogy
that's a good one
that is a good question
back to you Joe
I'm going to go real quick
on this one me myself and Irene
nice
one of my favorites by the way so good quick on this one. Me, myself, and Irene. Nice. Ooh.
One of my favorites, by the way. So good.
I'm going to say The Truman Show. Ooh,
man. I thought
Joe saying me, myself, and Irene was just
him listing off the
three people that have confidence
in him.
Who the fuck
is Irene? I don't know.
I don't really talk to her anymore.
I don't know, but he just counted
himself twice, so that makes sense.
Alright, so
okay, that's a good answer.
Amy, what was your answer? I'm sorry.
Well, I said The Truman
Show, which I think might not be right.
Why is that wrong?
The Truman Show. Because it's just Truman show
yeah
I don't know on that one
I could go either way
I will say
it's just
Mace Turner
I will say the cable guy
nice
that's nice
Ben Stiller's directing debut.
Well, here's
this title that I'm thinking of. It's just
a fact.
Maybe the latest pictures
from the Pentagon. Maybe those spaceships
will help fill us in.
Are you skipping Joe Coy now?
No, it's Doug's turn no no it's uh it's doug's
turn okay oh my bad just doing a super long setup that now is really really long you're welcome
you're welcome earth girls are easy oh good one wow deep cut uh-huh oh man that's what i'm about oh i got one i got one on you
dougie b oh man would you believe i'm the one that called out wesley snipes and i don't know
any other movie you just got excited because he's your hero yeah what the hell um oh come on oh i got one wesley snipes jungle fever yes nice man that came out yeah
that was every white dad's horror movie
hey so is it true that when you get jungle fever there's also chills and a dry cough. Oh, it's mostly
pretty fun.
I like that.
Jungle fever.
Okay.
I'm going to go with License to Drive.
Nice.
Nice.
Very good.
Amy Miller's an undercover movie head amy miller's undercover movie head yeah um i'm gonna go deep deep cut i'm going
into the archives um and it is
uh bitten uh um once bitten Bitten Once Bitten
Stop stop stop
Wait
What are you talking about
I love it
You guys are rude
You guys are all rude
Jim Carrey played a vampire
In a movie called Once Bitten
Yes
Did she just dug around in her He was That was a deep cut Jim Carrey played a vampire in a movie called Once Bitten. Yes!
Did she just dug around in her? Oh, that's right, he was.
That was a deep cut.
That was his first movie.
That's right.
It was up there, yeah.
Okay.
My turn.
I'm going to say Just Bitten.
I'm glad I didn't say Just Bitten.
Yeah.
I'm going to say Just Bitten. I'm glad I didn't say Just Bitten.
I'm going to say
for a Feldman motion
picture, one called
The Verbs.
Ooh.
Damn, that's good.
Oh, man. This is going to suck.
Because I know the movie, I just
don't know the damn name. I don't know how to say it.
Ah, man.
It's got all the
90s actor superstars in it.
The, uh...
Oh, my God.
What is it called?
It's such a hard...
The un...
Ah! Do you feel like we need
you here? Can I get a...
Do I have a lifeline? No, that's the wrong...
No, I'm just saying that like
you know what's it called when you don't need somebody oh
what the fuck is it come on joe oh man and you know what sucks i don't even have a jim
carey or a cory feldman movie right now this is all I got right now. It's tough. This game is not easy.
Oh, man.
Come on. Hold on.
Go through the alphabet.
I think it starts with a P.
You know what I'm talking about, right?
It has all the action stars in it.
I think I know what you're talking about.
I think I even gave you a good clue.
Say the clue again.
What do you call somebody that nobody needs them for anything?
Ooh.
Dad?
Circle gets a square.
Oh, man.
Dude, oh, man, I don't want to get out of this game.
I'm better than this. I'm better than this than we had such a good time with you joe hold on hold on hold on there's a lot of jim carrey left a lot
there is huh there's so much jim carrey on the table all right there's so much there's so much
brain fart right now all right let me just go to Jim Carrey then. Because the pressure is on.
Oh, I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
You ready?
Yeah.
Expendables.
That's correct.
Ooh, nice.
Dude, that was driving me crazy.
That must have felt good.
Yeah, that felt good.
Okay, I'm going to say Liar Liar.
Damn. Damn. Damn!
Damn it!
I was going to ask Amy to be more dramatic about it,
and then you jumped in.
Damn!
How did I forget that?
I know, it's one of the greats.
The outtakes in that movie alone are...
Oh, that's right.
I'm going to go...
I want to see those.
Yeah, they're great.
Is this where it's going to go?
Yes, man.
Oh, fuck.
Another great movie with a mystical force guiding him.
I thought of the movie you were thinking of
when you were trying to think of Expendables
but you thought of a P word.
What was it?
Mr. Popper's Penguins.
Whoa!
Wow, I didn't even think of that at all
because I didn't... What is that?
It's a Jim Carrey movie where he has
a bunch of penguins. Oh, that's right!
It's Joe Exotic's new park.
That's right.
I got one.
Okay. Is it my turn?
Uh-huh. Because right when you...
I'm going to say Bruce Almighty?
Yeah. Grace.
Okay, cool.
Almighty?
Yeah, because I wasn't sure. because i know there's two of them
is there one with steve carell yeah he's evan evan almighty that's right
make i'll make this one more dramatic i'm gonna go with starring Wesley Snipes.
No way.
Passenger 57.
Oh, that's right. No one said it.
Oh, no, no. Doug said it.
Oh, I said it.
We all said it.
I think we all should get one.
We all get one for that.
Okay, I have another one.
Oh, boy.
New Jack City. Oh, boy. New Jack City.
Yes.
Oh, wow.
That's good.
Wow.
That's good.
I forgot about that.
Yeah, you're sitting pretty.
I didn't know I used so many Wesley Snipes movies.
I'm going to go with a fresh cut Sonic the Hedgehog.
Oh, yeah.
Current carry.
Yeah.
Current load.
I'll throw in semi-recent Kick-Ass 2.
Who's in that?
Jim Carrey.
What? Yeah, he's a new character he's not in
kick-ass 1 he's in kick-ass 2
and I thought he was great
in it I'll have to watch that
yeah I don't know
movies a little uneven
but he's really good in it
okay
I'm ready
okay Batman 3 good at it. Okay. I'm ready.
Okay.
Batman 3.
Great.
Nailed it.
Is that the name of it?
Not at all.
We're going to give it to you because you were so confident.
And enthusiastic.
What is the name of it what is it
it's not Batman 3
it was the third one wasn't it
it's a word
you mean it was Batman then
oh Batman
no it didn't have that
there was
Batman
Arnold Schwarzenegger and uh jim carrey
now you're talking two different movies no that's the one with batman no schwarzenegger
was mr freeze batman schwarzenegger was in batman and robin and jim carrey was in Batman and Robin. No.
Like if you want Batman to just go on and on and on.
Batman forever.
Batman.
Is that your final answer?
Batman on and on.
Batman keeps going.
Batman.
Batman.
Oh, fuck man. Come on, Doug. You said it right. Batman. Batman. Oh, fuck, man.
Come on, Doug.
You said it right the first time. Oh, Batman Forever.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, that's what I meant to say originally.
Yeah.
Great job.
So good.
That was great.
I got excited when I said Batman 3, by the way.
Yeah.
No, you really thought that was... It was adorable. It was the way a kid would answer.
It was so cute.
All right.
Back to you, Amy.
Okay, I'm going to say
Friday the 13th, the final chapter.
Jesus.
Which I only know
because I watched it last night.
She's a cinema sniper.
Oh, wow. I didn't know that.
You saved that one till now?
Yeah.
She's a sniper.
That's impressive.
No one was going to say it besides you, maybe.
I don't know. I might not
have come up with that one. That was a good one.
I know he was in one of them. I might not have remembered which one.
There's only two people that would have got that answer.
That's you and Google.
Yeah, I watched it last night.
Good, good job.
After you, I'm done.
I'm having a little brain fart right now.
I, uh,
I think Amy and I should get into pool sharking people, first of all.
And I'm going to go with How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
Oh, so good.
Wow, that's a good one.
Very good.
Was Wesley in a Christmas movie?
No.
I wish.
Was Wesley in a Christmas movie?
No.
I wish.
But Jim Carrey was the voice of
Horton, here's a who.
Oh!
Damn it.
This is going to suck now.
Wesley.
What did Wesley...
suck now.
Wesley.
What did Wesley... Oh.
Come on.
Did you know it was originally
going to be Horton Hears the
WHO and it was about this elephant
who respects that agency
that's
too hard for
his to seize his throat.
That movie was
funded by Bill Gates.
Oh man, come on.
I gotta have something. Jim Carrey. What's a Jim Carrey
movie?
So many left still that he's been in.
Really?
Yeah.
Is there a movie called Seven?
There is, but who do you think is in it?
Was it Jim Carrey?
No.
No, but he was in a movie with a number, wasn't he?
Okay, let's go through them.
Was he in a movie called One?
No.
No.
Was he in Two?
Oh, I know what you're talking about.
Oh, I can't wait to steal that one because you're not yeah
27
am i close um define close
you asshole is it is it a number it's a number right a number? Oh, fuck you, Doug.
Come on.
I'm having a brain fart, you guys.
Leslie Snipes.
Why don't you just tell the story
when we first met again?
That was a good story, by the way.
You went from that to fuck
you I know that's right
I love you too much
but yeah this is this this game
is really really tough it's hard
with the pressure on
and I'm gonna be mad because you guys gonna
name stuff off and I'm gonna be like
not that many
we don't have that much time I I'm going to be like, Not that many. We don't have that much time.
I'm going to
have to withdraw.
Good job.
Damn it.
You crushed it.
Thank you, Amy.
Man, what was that movie?
Okay, well,
I know that
Corey Feldman was in the following Friday the 13th,
which is called Friday the 13th, number five.
What is happening?
Are you serious?
I don't know what it's called, but.
We already said the one.
It was called Friday the 13th forever. We already said the one Friday the 13th forever
we already said the one
no he's in too
no he isn't
yes he is
I just watched this movie last night
he gets he becomes
murdery at the end of number 4
and then in number 5
he kills him
I had no idea he was in any of those
yeah but I think it's Number five. Whoa. He kills them. I had no idea he was in any of those. Yeah.
But I think it's, I don't know.
But you don't know what it's called, though.
Maybe like something about starting over, a beginning.
A new beginning or something like that.
Yeah.
Yeah, probably.
All right, Jessamay.
Do I get that? No. It's all on right, Jessamay. Do I get that?
No.
It's all on you, Jessamay.
Oh, man.
It's all on me.
You know, I thought I had a lot more in my repertoire here.
I know there's so many more Jim Carrey movies.
I feel like we did we did one more.
He was in that numbers movie.
Yeah.
When it's my turn.
Murder by numbers.
No.
Fuck.
What's it called? It's called
Amy Miller, You Get to
Win. Yay!
Wow, what is it?
What was it called? But the movie's called
The Number 23. Yeah!
The Number 23.
You're so close.
Yeah. What an exciting
finish. That was amazing. That was good. Yeah. What an exciting finish.
That was amazing.
That was good.
Yeah.
Do you guys have anything to plug?
Joe Coy, you got anything going on people should check out? I'll be at Target probably 3 o'clock this afternoon on Fort Apache.
Yeah, that's about it, man.
Amy Miller, what's going on?
Oh, just listen to my podcast, Who's Your God?
That's it.
Okay.
Amy Miller is known for drinking pitchers of beer at a local pub and grub somewhere in Minnesota.
That one's just true. This is rude.
Jessamay Peluso.
Amy Miller can squat thrust
her own
weight over her head.
Yes.
Very strong woman.
Thank you.
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For sure. I miss you,
Joe. I'm so happy for you.
You guys are all so much
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