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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds with 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth.
There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies!
Hey, hey, hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love movies! This is Doug Loves Movies. This is Douglas Movies. And today I've assembled a panel that was so easy to put together.
I didn't even have to look at the instructions. Three of my favorites are here. Amy Miller,
Jeff Tate, and John Erler. Hello, everybody. Hello, everybody. Hello. Hello, everybody.
hello everybody hello hello everybody what's up oh that was couldn't work that out better if we had a rehearsal let's meet everybody individually and alphabetically by first name uh snowed out of
her shows in portland oregon this weekend roughing it in the biggest storm in the history of Southern California. It's Amy Miller.
Oh, hi, everybody.
Why do you remind me of that?
I forgot for a minute.
Well, I was trying to, you know, bring some sunshine.
Well, there is sunshine.
That's the weird part.
It's like today in L.A., you know, if you look in the right direction,
it's pretty nice.
Not where I live.
But then there's some weird
clouds still uh hovering over uh my bank account after a canceled weekend
oh it's such a pain in the neck for comedians to have uh shows in other cities canceled because
of all the expenses that come with it. And I was sorry to hear that.
So that's when I got the idea to, you know,
bring you some happiness on Sunday afternoon
while you're still sitting around frustrated
that you didn't get to do your gig this weekend.
Thank you, Doug.
I was supposed to hang out with Jeff a lot this weekend, too.
Well, of course.
This is just the same.
Yeah, well, I mean, that's the weird thing about timing uh with especially with regards to weather is that you know you just don't know
when these things are going to happen when the best time is to travel to anywhere anymore
and uh in this case i'm going to be there in a few weeks, and I assume things will be fine.
I'm going to have a real nice time hanging out with Jeff.
Okay.
Well, let me know how it is.
But I've also got a show coming up with you
that I'm excited to talk about on May 21st
at Levity Live in Oxnard, California.
We're doing a show with you you and uh alex hooper is
going to be there and uh you know maybe another surprise guest i don't know love alex that's
yeah it's fun already yeah i'm already enjoying that and i'm already enjoying you today amy thank
you for being here am i still supposed to plug we plug later
plug it all at the end you know you talk about it now that you hit a few home runs you say some
funny things people go oh who's saying that i wish i you know knew where i could see that that person
and you've already said it before you impress them. All right.
Calling in, not phoning it in by any means, is our master pancake friend, John Erler.
Hello, John.
Hi, Doug.
Good to hear you.
Good to hear you.
And I'll be seeing you soon because South by Southwest is happening and I crash on your couch.
I enjoy the use of your Davenport when I'm in the area.
You fit so snugly on our little fold out couch.
Oh my God.
Thank you for doing the dishes every day.
We appreciate it.
I,
you know,
if I don't chip in,
what's,
what's the point?
Maybe ease up on our cocaine stash a little bit next time.
Hey, are you accusing me of being some sort of bear?
Yes.
I have a question for you, John, about the cocaine bear.
All right.
Is the cocaine bear, do you already, are you excited that you're going to be probably watching it a million times
now?
Because it seems like the perfect movie to watch with an audience and make jokes during.
Because I'm sure it's funny in and of itself, but probably would be even funnier with outside perspective commenting on the action.
I'm looking forward to it.
Yeah, I got excited like months ago when I saw the trailer.
I thought this movie was made for us.
Right.
Good or bad.
Good or bad.
It's still a bear on cocaine.
So you could just say all the jokes you want about a bear being on cocaine.
And the characters have to stay in the story.
They just have to like run for their lives.
They can't stand around making great bears on cocaine jokes,
although they probably attempt a few while also fleeing that's true
just sneak a couple in um you know what i mean like like i'm sure somebody yells while running
i'm on vacation you know hilarious stuff like that well it's gonna be a funny movie i haven't seen it yet but it's gonna be funny
because elizabeth banks directed it and uh it's probably a little too smart and funny honestly
maybe for us you know like it probably makes its own good jokes and we don't really need to add any
i because i'm not i'm not falling for the i'm not going through the whole snakes on a plane
syndrome ever again but that's what this is i bet that's what i'm saying is i'm not going through the whole snakes on a plane syndrome ever again but that's
what this is i bet that's what i'm saying is i'm never gonna just go into a movie that's
the title alone is a slam dunk i'm never gonna go in thinking they're actually gonna
you know put the ball in the net i think that they're gonna fuck it up somehow
are you gonna see it i am yeah i am i'm definitely gonna see it but I am. Yeah, I am. I'm definitely going to see it. But probably I don't need the rest of the audience to let me know if it's funny or not.
So I'm going to try to go to a matinee when nobody else is there.
That's smart.
I might even whisper when I buy my ticket, cocaine bear.
That's how everyone orders it.
I like that that TikTok comedian guy is in it.
He's funny.
Oh, okay.
He brought me joy.
He also does real stand-up, but...
That's probably the only person in the cast I don't know,
because there's a real recognizable group of folks.
And, you know...
He did those videos about working at ikea scott okay he's hilarious
all right i'm gonna take your word for it amy it's his first role post tiktok fame
yeah i'm gonna have to get used to those tiktokers or maybe i have to actually look
at tiktok i just never i've never messed with it at all. It's pretty entertaining, but don't do it before bed.
Okay.
Well, you know what?
Now I'm realizing our next guest should have just showed up at Amy's gigs
and just did her act this weekend in Portland.
He did take my gigs.
It's Jeff Tate.
You really did do the spots?
I did last night, yeah.
The rest of them were fully cancelled.
Oh, because
nobody could get to the show, really.
Yeah, yeah.
But how was last night?
It was a fucking nightmare.
I was happy to be home last night.
So it was just really still awful out, but people did show up nonetheless.
The wrong people.
Yeah, it's a cool room.
It's like a movie theater, like a one-screen movie theater,
but that's like in the back of a pizza place.
that's like in the back of a pizza place.
But the entire crowd did not know how to be like an audience to watch something.
They only knew how to be like an audience.
It was like if you took 80 people from like Buffalo Wild Wings,
they were like, now watch, instead of football, watch comedy.
And then they just, a lot of like yelling at us and whatever
i just had a great idea for like you know they probably don't stay open very late because of
the kitties why not have uh chucky cheese after hours and the whole place just turns yeah it just
turns into a fucking nightclub that's Chuck E. Cheese themed.
They let you have
four Coors Lights or ciders
instead of two.
Yeah, whatever
you want to drink before you get in the
ball pit.
They have a dance floor.
They could totally do this.
And a band.
Yeah.
They probably have to update some of their numbers you know put in some more adult tunes but i mean as it is they probably sing some stuff that's very questionable
you know pop music from every decade has songs that like not really great for the kids
yeah yeah it was uh the last time last time I went, it was jarring
when the mouse sang
WAP.
It's so fun if you said it right.
Did I say it wrong?
You completely WAP that one.
I just said it
the way the mouse said it.
He just hates Italians.
Oh, no. the way the mouse said it he just hates italians i like that the people were so rowdy last night when they were in a movie theater do they also do that when the movie's on i i couldn't um i i i wanted to know, but I did not want to engage them.
Smart.
In any way.
There was enough questions that had been asked before I got on.
Maybe the audience was just there for shelter.
Maybe.
It was a horrible storm.
It's always shocking when a room is able to find 80 people
who have never been somewhere.
I mean, somebody did some work
to get people to come out to see
not Amy on such a horrible
on the back end of
a horrible weekend of weather
because people all probably had
a domino effect
of bad things that happen when they
had to be
stuck at home for a couple days.
Yeah, they had a lot to say.
I had them swap out
all my ticket buyers for bad ones
because the apple's going to be there.
Hey, I'm not going to be able to make it to my show.
Can you make it a bad apples only night?
First timer's free.
Appreciate it.
Yeah, well, free is an interesting thing.
We'll save this for another podcast.
Doug loves talking
but
I want to do
the segment recommendation
nation this week as a
tribute to the black
history month is coming to an
end
as it does every year on February
28th
or 29th if it's a leap year. Is that
how it works?
Yeah.
I think so.
They add a day every four years.
Yeah.
I'd like each of you to
name your favorite film
that you would consider to be in some way about black history.
So if anybody wants to do the last minute work, if people really care about what the Mayan calendar thinks you should do, how you should live your life.
We all make big changes on January
1 for God knows what reason.
And also, why would I say
God knows anything? Because I
don't care what God knows.
What's happening?
Screw that guy, God.
What kind of God would create
a man who would create Dilbert?
I've just been really enjoying the idea of MAGA people trying to force themselves to enjoy Dilbert.
Yeah, never for them.
Dilbert didn't work at a gun range he has a computer
job and now they're gonna pretend
to enjoy it just to like
scoop him up
they've been doing the same thing with
they've been doing the same thing with like
Kevin Sorbo and Dean Cain movies
for the last 25 years
right they really have to
enjoy some weird ass entertainment
that's like that's like a very uh that's a very nice way of saying bad
i can't say i can't say that i don't know if there's a big quality change in Kevin Sorbo projects pre and post.
I feel like it's all the same, but maybe he's gotten worse.
I just haven't tracked it.
I get confused with that other guy, that guy that played Beastmaster.
Right?
Yeah.
That was the same guy.
But Beastmaster had like, what do you call him?
He had two friends that were ferrets.
And so that's that, you know, it's not Sorbo because the ferrets would not like him.
No. They also have to enjoy James Woods only tweeting.
He made some pretty good movies.
he made some pretty good movies yeah yeah i mean at least like it helps me a lot that james woods plays horrible people
in the movies it helps me to keep keep the movies still like i can still cherish it because it's
accurate um mark singer that's the guy sorry that's it, Mark Singer. Don't look stuff up.
No, it just came to my brain.
People think you're cheating.
Okay.
But I liked your
comeback that it came into your brain
via computer.
I don't mind my brain too, John.
John's previously
typing, what's my favorite Black History movie?
Google, please pick a good one, Google.
Amy, what do you think?
My brain came up with just a random list of 37 of the most important Black History Month movies just out of nowhere.
There you go.
Oh, wow.
There's so many lists for every every freaking
thing but just from my brain though have you thought of one amy oh yeah well i'm a big drag
fan and so i consider this to be part of black history is paris is burning oh i love it if you
also like drag and watch drag race or anything and you haven't seen this movie you're fucking up i think it's more
accurately probably black and puerto rican history but um yeah it's like the beginning of the balls
in new york and it's it's just the best i've always heard nothing but great things about it
and i enjoy that uh you know the tv show pose very much so uh it's definitely something that's on my list of
resolution movies like uh that i i need to just get it over with and see it yeah it's wildly
entertaining it's also sad and heartbreaking but yeah you gotta see it doug you gotta see it
it's uh it's the availability is weird on it like uh i think it's been more widely available in the last couple of years.
Okay, good.
It's bounced around streaming platforms, but you can definitely watch it easily now.
Okay, good.
I'll look it up right when we're done.
John Erler.
What do you think?
Black history.
I'm for it.
Let's learn something.
Okay. what do you think black history i'm for it let's learn something okay uh i mean i like the i like the standard ones the malcolm x's the selma's um but there's one that i saw when i was a kid that
i've actually been meaning to revisit and uh haven't yet which is called the bingo long traveling
all-stars and motor kings whoa do you remember this movie? I do.
I enjoy it. I play a game with Doug loves movies.
This podcast,
I play a game where,
where people,
where the,
I do only on shows where I'm with the people in person,
like this next one coming up on March 5th,
the Dicey typewriter.
I like, you know, there's a game where I ask everybody to repeat back a long title. Coming up on March 5th at Dynasty Typewriter.
There's a game where I ask everybody to repeat back a long title.
And that one has definitely been in the mix.
Because if you haven't heard of it before, it's just a jumble of words.
So how's it going again?
Bingo Long and his... Bingo Long's Traveling All-Stars and Motor Kings.
That's it.
Bingo Long's Traveling... or maybe it's yeah i you know
i don't think i knew the title when i saw it when i was a kid and uh yeah i think i called it bingo
traveling all-stars it's probably the number one movie with the word motorcade in the title
it's not motorcade though but it's it's motor kings oh motor kings that's right that's right but they did have a
motorcade i think yeah that's what it was that's why they were motor kings is because they had
such a great motorcade uh yeah but uh that's a really that's a great one i i uh i like that one
a lot yeah it's got um it's got some big names in it.
James Earl Jones.
Yeah, Richard Pryor.
Never heard of him.
Billy Dee Williams.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I liked it when I was a kid, and I think I liked it because my mom liked it,
and she was hard to please.
So when she liked a movie, things were good.
You could enjoy the movie.
Okay.
Yeah. Jeff? so when she liked a movie things were good you could enjoy the movie okay yeah
Jeff
I was
gonna say
like does it have to be
a true story because if it doesn't
then I'm gonna say do the right thing if it does
then Ali
well here's what
how I feel about that then and you can pick which one
you want to go with. I feel like
Do the Right Thing became
a part of history.
Okay, then I'm going to pick
that one, because that's just like a
masterpiece. By actively depicting what was
happening and continues to happen.
Yeah, I'm going to take that one.
That one is a masterpiece, a cinematic. Yeah, I'm going to take that one. That one is a
masterpiece. A cinematic.
Yeah, they might as well be real.
The people
in that story because
it's the same story that
keeps getting told over and over again.
you did the
right thing, Jeff.
You did the thing as Angela Bassett likes to do.
Oh, God.
Don't put it back in my head.
Angela Bassett.
It's just, that was just, I'm going to have joy.
Thinking about that weird, and I like Ariana De debauch perfectly fine but just thinking about that
performance is just gonna make me happy from now on because you know everybody everybody reacted so
so weirdly to everybody just really caught their attention like like nobody's ever noticed
anything that's going on in musical theater i know people were so rude about it except
jamie lee who then did i saw an interview today and jamie lee curtis was like fuck everybody they
need to shut the fuck up and fucking enjoy joy yeah it is joyful and it's like, yeah, it was weird, but it's stuck in my head since I saw it nonstop.
So, yeah, I guess I guess Angelo Bassett already is, you know, referenced it in an award speech.
I guess she won something last night.
Of course.
And she probably helped her win.
Yeah.
Well, it helped her do the thing.
Whatever the thing is she wants to do from now on,
she's going to have that extra get-the-thing power.
She gets it and she does it.
All right, great selections all.
I wrote down in advance,
I didn't necessarily expect to match anybody,
but I wrote down three movies,
what I like to call the chadwick bozeman trilogy
where he played with he was great in all three of these movies he played three
actual living uh historical figures uh jackie robinson in the movie 42 james brown and get on
up and uh thurgood marshall in the movie marshall. Do not confuse that with the movie
We Are Marshall.
That movie is a whole kettle of
sadness
that I'll
save for sad football movies
month or
whatever time of year I think that should be.
When the football starts up again, I'll start with
favorite tragic
football stories.
And everyone will say,
we are Marshall, because every other football movie
ends with triumph.
The last Boy Scout is a little bit of a
tragedy.
Football-wise. But the whole stadium
could have been
in jeopardy.
You really did a great job
when that
really fake-looking bomb went off.
Alright, so...
Thank you for those recommendations.
We're going to take a break to reflect
on what we've said,
and then we're going to play some games right after this.
We are back, and first up today, in honor of me making my zillionth appearance
at the South by Southwest Movies, Music, Interactive,
and Comedy Conference in Austin, Texas. movies, music, interactive, and comedy conference
in Austin, Texas, which hasn't even been announced yet.
They haven't announced the comedy yet,
but it's supposed to happen today,
the day this episode's coming out.
We're taping it on Sunday, the 26th,
but the episode will be out on the 27th,
same day they're going to announce. So I feel like I'm not getting too doing a couple of Douglas movies there at South by and some stand up and just having a nice time. South by Southwest. So I'm going to be doing a couple of Douglas movies there at South by and some standup and just
having a nice time with South by Southwest.
So in honor of that,
I want to play a game called ABC D's nuts.
And today we're going to spell it's a spelling game and we're going to spell
out Southwest.
So Amy will get the first letter which is S. Then we'll go through
then Jeff, then John. O-U-T-H-W-E-S-T.
All you got to do is name a movie that begins with the same
letter. And if you match the movie I wrote down ahead of time
you win the whole game
but that probably won't happen
it's very difficult
but you never know
and
there's going to be a theme
you know unfortunately Amy
you just have to sort of just guess
any movie begins with S
and everyone will figure out
the theme as we go.
Got it.
Do it.
Go now?
Yeah.
Somebody I used to know.
I watched it last night.
Oh, okay.
Let's put a pin in this game for a second okay
what so they like it's just like they decided to make this movie because of the pandemic and
what like did you like it well what was pandemicy about it it's a word i just came up that's when
they thought of it that's when they came up with. That's when they thought of it.
That's when they came up with it.
There was kind of a pandemic idea that they now are putting out in not lesser pandemic times.
It didn't feel very pandemic to me, though.
The plot, not anything.
Really?
There's only four characters.
Oh, no, I don't think you're talking about the same movie what's your movie uh alice
and brie and mark ellis oh no i'm talking about the new avatar
no i'm talking about the same movie as you are i know's Alison Brie and then the guy that she used to know
that they have
their romance together.
Yeah. I was just trying to piece
together why. So
you liked it though? Yeah, it
was a fine movie. I enjoyed it.
There's some good people in it.
I mean, you know,
sometimes it's just an
Amazon Prime watch. You know what what i mean i don't expect
that much but i like mark ellis a lot yeah it was good i got some good laughs out of it there's like
some comedy people we know and like in it oh uh what's her name from um uh who was in fletch that
i did the podcast she's great uh uh aiden mayeri yeah she's awesome she's in it um yeah i enjoyed it it did not seem
i mean there's probably like 12 characters in it okay all right i can only think of three or four
but i was having i i didn't watch it in the most alert state i like allison brie a lot but i also was wishing her role was played by someone else
it was a little bit weird too that this is not a spoiler because it's in the description of the
movie that she's like oh your new girlfriend reminds me of a younger me but he's also like
dating a young black woman now i'm like that did make me feel a little bit weird
right you're just like me at that age and i'm like i don't think so but but yeah i liked it
i just think i just am uh for me i i'm tired of the turning on a rom-com and knowing that
turning on a rom-com and knowing that the the main you know the heroine of the piece is going to be uh like clumsy like there's always little pratfalls have to be in there and then and then
also just uh quick to lie about stuff and get in weird little lies where they have to like then
have to you know follow-up questions their answers start not making any sense they're
trying to work their way out of it i don't know why that's such a go-to
it's i get yeah i get lucy did both of those things the beginning of rom-coms it's always
like yeah this woman's an executive and or she in this she's a showrunner she clearly like knows how
to do a bunch of shit but then yeah she doesn't get like other basic parts of life and is falling
down all the time and it's like i don't know if your showrunner was just like constantly falling
down you might i swear falling down falling down is something that women, even when they're directing and writing a movie, they'll put it in there because then they've got something to put in the trailer so that men can be like, oh, it's fun.
The woman falls down in the snow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We don't often have a romcom where the that lead just stays like powerful boss bitch or whatever.
that lead just stays like powerful boss bitch or whatever like she always has some major week because you know men aren't into that not just success and um power yeah no she has to be
embarrassed and made to look silly yeah it's really weird yeah so you just get you're just
past that you just overlook you don't care about that anymore
because it's just got to be there it seems like it just is always there i honestly didn't think
about it this time thank you sometimes it takes a man to point out oh yeah every woman that loved
that movie i'm on twitter well actually i you know that's why I asked you those because I was really half asleep when I watched it.
It didn't appeal to me, but I should give it another try.
No, yeah, when she's not show running, she's low-key stupid and useless.
And that is frustrating.
Right, okay, that's also where they lost me.
Is it like the first
scene then it feels like she's either never going to come back or it's going to come back
really late in the story she comes back really late in the story yeah that's what i thought okay
so uh you were with somebody i used to know for the letter s in this game that we were that i
started playing about 10 minutes ago and is the answer the thing that I wrote down is a motion picture called Streets of Laredo.
Oh.
Yeah.
Oh, indeed.
Because that's the next letter.
Ah, nice.
For Jeff.
Oliver and Company.
Now, see, did you have that picked out before you heard
Streets of Laredo?
Yes. Yeah, I thought so.
I went with
Once
Upon a Time in Mexico.
Oh, damn.
Oh, John,
you have the letter
U. Shit.
Well, I don't think this is going to match your thing,
your theme.
Right, but you've got to say something just to stay
in the game. That's right. That's how it works.
I'm going to say
Under the Cherry Moon.
Okay. That's a good one.
That classic
Prince movie. That's right.
Yeah. The second most famous prince movie
um yeah okay
i was you know i was just trying to factor in graffiti bridge oh right but I think you're right, because Under the Cherry Moon was kind of a punchline for a while,
because it was in black and white and not very good.
I went with a movie called Urban Cowboy.
Oh.
You say that after every one.
I do.
Amy, the letter is T.
The?
Yeah.
Good, the bad, and the ugly.
Oh, that's a terrific answer.
It feels like you're on the right track for the theme.
But I wrote down true grit.
H is the next letter for Jeff.
All pass. H is the next letter for Jeff Hall Pass That would be so great
if I had written down Hall Pass
somehow
I just can't think of something
that fits so I'll just put Hall Pass
but what I wrote down is a movie called HUD.
I love that movie.
There you go.
They call Newman fan ye be.
Yeah, I guess.
Oh, my God.
What if I didn't like him at all The rest of the movie
Right you're like who's Paul Newman
I wish he had been played by
Alison Brie I don't
Somebody that likes HUD I thought
Would be like a big Paul Newman fan
But you just like HUD
I really like HUD
Yeah alright
W is the next letter for Newman fan, but you just like HUD. I really like HUD. Yeah, alright.
W is the next letter for who's next? Jeff?
No, I think it's me.
Oh, okay.
I'm going to go with
Westworld.
Oh, that's a good one because
what's his name? Walks around dressed up
like a cowboy.
Yul Brynner. Yul Brynner in the original motion picture. a good one because what's his name walks around dressed up like a cowboy eel brinner eel brinner
and the original motion picture ed harris and the uh hbo abomination yeah i'll say it tell us what
you really think four seasons the movie was two hours the one robot chases one guy and they have a confrontation the end
that's true they made that into four seasons of a show is the move i and i watched the entire thing
because i couldn't believe like what why is this still a show why are they they're not even at
westworld anymore they're just in downtown la anyway whoa sounds like they're saying something
about LA.
No, it looks
really clean and nice and underpopulated
just so I like it.
So Christmas,
the Christmas week.
Mm-hmm.
W,
I wrote down,
Winchester
73
oh
yeah
E is the next letter for
Amy
okay
I'm gonna go
L
Dorado
oh oh go El Dorado.
No. Oh.
I wrote down
El
Mariachi.
Oh.
Wow.
Okay, I see you. All right.
Okay.
S is the next letter for
Jeff. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. This is the next letter for Jeff.
Stage coach.
That is the one I was looking for.
You did it.
This is nicotine.
Holy crap.
Wow.
Amazing.
And then the final T I had, I also wrote down True Grit.
The other one.
I would have asked you the year.
I would ask you to clarify the year if somebody had done that.
But Jeff pulled that one out.
Wow.
Yeah.
Nice.
And those are all Western-themed movies set in the South.
Yeah. Southwesterns. all Western themed movies set in the South. South
Westerns.
It's a good theme.
See you at South by Southwesterns, everybody.
That's one thing
I think I may have never seen.
Okay, I just thought of one. I think I've seen
one Western at South by Southwestern
film
festival.
It was a good one, though. I liked it a lot.
It was
In a Valley of Violence.
I was going to guess that.
Ethan Hawke
and an amazing dog.
That dog was on this podcast.
May he rest in peace.
Jumpy.
His name is Jumpy.
I just met him. Why did you kill him already?
What do you mean
you just met him? It's so sad.
I was just excited you met
this dog and then he was dead already.
He was really sad.
Oh my god.
I couldn't let you
I couldn't let everybody be excited about it
for too long
before bringing up that the dog was dead.
Don't look up Paul Newman.
Who is that?
Does he have any connection to HUD?
Nope.
It's a name I made up.
I mean, HUD is also the name's the name of a government project that,
is that still a thing? Is that still going?
Yeah, I think so.
Housing and urban development.
Yep.
Yeah.
You got that right.
All right, we're going to go to one more commercial break,
and then we come back.
Jeff gets to go first in our next game.
That's all he really won from winning
that thing.
Everybody
just hunker down
and we'll be right back.
We're back. Go ahead and
unhunker.
Our final game today.
I'm very excited about it.
I enjoy playing this game
very much
ever since I made it up today.
It's the first time
we've played this game on the show.
And it's called
Name That Squeakquel.
Love it.
From the squeakquel to Search for curly gold subtitles on sequels have delighted millions
one of the hardest parts of this podcast and gave it its own game that's great I'll say a subtitle.
You tell me the IP,
you know,
just the name of the series of films from which this subtitle arose after,
you know,
part two,
three,
four,
whatever number part it is.
Some are easy.
Some are impossible.
So if all three of you each guess in turn and if all three of you
guess wrong on one of these which will probably happen then i will give a couple clues and go
through everybody in the same order again uh you know and if somebody gets it, then we give them the point and move on to the next one.
So Jeff's going to go first.
And then we twist the order around.
So it's going to go Jeff, then Amy, then John.
And are you ready for the first one, Jeff?
Yeah, I'm ready.
Unhungered.
Yeah, and don't think of terms of any kind of theme or anything like that.
These are just all just plucked from wherever.
The words after the colon would be another good name for this game.
Post colon.
The shit words.
You know, because it could be
anything they want to say about
the movie just to try to explain it
better to people or just get them more
intrigued. It's the funniest
concept. So what
movie, Jeff,
thought they could get people in there, get them
excited about a sequel, if it
said The Spawning?
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Species.
Oh, Species 2,
The Spawning? Yes.
Incorrect. Oh, Species 2, The Spawning? Yes. Incorrect.
God damn.
Sorry to be so dramatic.
Amy?
Alien.
Alien.
Aliens.
There's alien, aliens, aliens with the little uh a little three so whatever that was
mathematically uh then alien resurrection alien devotion covenant covenant covenant
covenant and then there was Prometheus.
That was kind of an alien movie.
Yes.
Anyway.
I was wrong.
Yeah.
Okay.
I thought it looked like you just put on some lotion and you needed it rubbed in.
it rubbed in John what do you think
The Spawning
you must have seen this movie
is it Piranha
yes it's a Piranha movie
you must have seen this movie
it sucks
Piranha 2 The sucks Exactly What a reputation
It was directed by James Cameron
Okay
You're up first Jeff
Correct
Next one and like I said
Some of them are easy some of them are difficult
I feel like this
I think you lucked into an easy one
We'll see
The Desolation of Smaug I feel like this, I think he lucked into an easy one, but we'll see.
The Desolation of Smaug.
That's a, that's a Hobbit movie.
That is a Hobbit movie, that's correct.
I knew that one was too easy, but I just couldn't resist getting to just talk about The Desolation of Smaug.
It's one of my favorites. It's you know you you gotta know what who or what
smog is and then to just have it desolated is such a weird thing to do to a uh a weird
mythical creature right you just find out about it and and it's already desolated it's like
amy with the dog yeah it's like why is this happening It's like Amy with the dog. Yeah, it's like, why is this happening?
I don't even know what a smog is.
It's been desolated.
It's all very confusing.
You should call this game Smog Loves Movies. Oh, my God.
Okay.
Too bad you don't get any points for being funny, Amy.
You just get invited back.
What is...
This is another easy one, I think.
But we'll see okay uh the subtitle is
money never sleeps oh jeez i should know this i feel like i do know this right i think so i feel
like we all know it is it a james bond movie no those always that would be the whole title probably because there's
no like numbers okay all right well okay they should go back to and renumber them james bond
one doctor no james bond two from russia with love right like the way they all went all crazy with the numbers
on the Star Wars movies. They should fix
them, you know, give them all
give them all their due.
James Bond 3, The Desolation of Goldfinger.
Oh man, I just
found out about Goldfinger.
I'm so sorry.
It's already fucked up.
I know, it's a bit of a spoiler in the movie.
I just thought you were out of words.
You should see what happens to Goldmember.
Oh.
James Bond 1, Dr. No loses.
Okay, do I try to not go too far with the references?
Because what if Austin Powers was coming up later in this game?
Oh, snap.
It wouldn't matter.
No more jokes, Jeff.
Very easy for both me and Jeff.
It would have made it easier, yeah.
That's true.
Okay, so did you ever answer Money Never Sleeps?
Yeah, I got it wrong.
I said James Bond.
Oh, I thought you were just – I didn't know that was your official guest.
Oh. Because all you said was Jamesames bond that's a lot of movies i don't know which one you meant um oh right we're talking about the series in general you're right
you did give an answer i guess uh john what do you think it is it sounds really familiar um
but i'm not sure what it is but i'm going to take a guess
okay is uh wall street that is correct oh shit yes yeah wall street too money never sleeps
yeah it's never awake either dumb shit it's so scary to think what my money's doing when i'm
asleep just up all night spending itself it's just doing like a bear they might explain it
they might explain that at some point but i also just think that it's just the money never sleeps
is so perfect for like there's so many movies where that could be the subtitle you know just
anything that's about anybody that's shitty about money this is so it's such a funny expression um
okay so um john got that one so he's got two points jeff gets to go first on this next one
uh the subtitle is merely
Bad Asses.
Bad
Asses.
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
I can't think of the name of that.
Okay, this is going to sound
dumb, of course.
Big spoiler alert.
But is that the subtitle of a movie
that's called Badass?
It's got like
Danny Trejo and Danny Glover
in it. A couple of Dannys.
That is
exactly what it is.
Yeah!
Nice! It's Badass 2 Badasses. That is exactly what it is Yeah Nice
Yeah, it's badass to badasses
Oh my god, I can't believe you got that
Nice
And that was the clue
If I had to give a clue, the clue was going to be Trejo and Glover
Nice Alright, Amy I hope this is an easy one That was the clue. If I had to give a clue, the clue was going to be Trejo and Glover. Nice.
Alright, Amy.
I hope this is an easy one.
What movie
had the subtitle
Seventh Inning Fetch?
Airbud?
Yes, it was Airbud.
Amy is on the board.
His baseball movie.
Yeah, Air Bud ended up playing all sorts of different games, I think.
It's always in the air.
Or maybe just basketball and baseball.
Maybe he only would do sports that Michael Jordan played.
No, no, no.
No, he gets into like snow sports and stuff like they go cool maybe maybe uh bob sledding yes sledding okay he's definitely still alive
too everybody i just saw an article about him. He's still alive. Okay.
John. I don't believe you.
Are you ready, John?
I'm sure.
The passion of the crust.
Oh, no.
I love it.
It's got to be about cooking or bread and Jesus.
Yeah.
That's a good one.
Nobody's going to get this one.
Oh.
I know it.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Okay.
That's a guess.
That's so threatening.
What is the biggest pizza-based franchise movie franchise that I can think of?
It would be whatever it is.
It's incorrect.
Oh, shit.
What is the biggest bread baking franchise?
Bread baking. No more clues. Oh, no. what is the biggest bread baking franchise bread baking
no more clues
oh no
alright
I'm gonna shit
fuck
yeah you don't know it
no I don't
I'm just dying to get to Jeff
it's the menu
alright Jeff
it's a Teen mutant ninja turtles movie oh
no that's what i was gonna guess oh i know that was that would have been great but even
those movies wouldn't uh i don't think they'd bring up a christ pun
splinter is a christ figure i don't know if you follow that's true that is a very good point
uh all right so i'm just gonna i'm just gonna move on to the next one because even the clue
the clue i wrote down is i don't think there's anything i could say to help you
um that was gonna be my clue because that is the uh subtitle for a movie called ginger dead man Ginger Dead Man 2. Ginger Dead Man.
Classic.
That's a good subtitle.
All right, John, you have a chance to win here.
Okay.
You can tell me.
This is one I think you should know.
Oh, boy.
You can tell me the movie that has the subtitle The Revenge.
It's probably more than one.
But we're making fun of one in a couple of hours from now
called Grizzly 2 Revenge.
I don't know if the definite article is in it, though.
It wasn't when you just said it.
Well, then maybe I better guess it, then.
Try saying it again with the definite article.
Oh, that's a good idea.
Grizzly 2, The Revenge.
I mean, that sounds good.
Is that your answer?
Shit.
Let me give it two seconds.
Yeah, sure.
That's my final answer.
Incorrect.
Jeff.
Jaws.
That is it. That is correct.
Jaws 4 was called Jaws
The Revenge
starring Michael Caine
and filmed in the Bahamas.
And it's called the Revenge because
a trait
no shark has
occurs in the film when it follows
the family to get
revenge. It follows them from
Massachusetts all the way down to the Bahamas. the family to get revenge follows them from Massachusetts
all the way down
to the Bahamas
we've done that one too
Jaws was doing the bad stuff the whole time
no Jaws was just
swimming around with his mouth open
and people had very small boats
it wasn't his fault
no it's like you know the shark's baby gets killed by the people or something, you know, because the Brody's become a shark killing family.
Because, you know, once you kill the shark, you know, you kind of get addicted to it.
You get a taste for it.
You get a taste for shark blood.
It is delicious, by the way.
They just became shark eaters.
If there was a tie today, we would have settled it with a movie called A Tale of Two Kitties.
But we didn't have to resort to that because Jeff is our winner.
So there didn't have to be further discussion of Garfield part two.
Nice.
Congratulations, Jeff.
Thank you.
We'll have you back on the show soon,
especially at the latest on Sunday, March 26th at Helium in Portland, Oregon. We're going to do a
Douglas Movies at
4.20 in the afternoon with you and our
friend Sean Jordan.
And
it should be a lot of fun. But what else
have you got to plug, Jeff?
Everybody go to Instagram
and report my account
as being hacked.
Oh.
Wow. See if that'll help me get it back.
Give everybody a little project.
Yeah.
So they just, your
account is just like somebody
is just doing weird shit on it,
or it's like got suspended or something?
No, somebody
with a hacked
account sent a group message
and then my account got hacked oh that's that canceled shows this weekend it was
oh shit yeah so i don't know um i don't know what's gonna happen but maybe the next time i'm
on i'll tell you what my new Instagram handle is. Oh, okay.
Because right now you're called the other Jeff Tate.
No, Instagram was the only thing I was able to get just my name on. And Jeff Tate was the only one.
Wow.
What about Tate, Tate, Tate?
Maybe I could do that.
We'll see.
I mean, let's not lock ourselves into a new handle yet.
Yeah.
Maybe, fingers crossed, I can get it back.
Maybe if somebody from Instagram is listening,
it's me.
Can I have it back, please?
Thank you.
All right.
That seems fair.
Yes.
Amy Miller.
Yes, Doug.
March 10th and 11th.
I'll be at the Alameda comedy club in the east bay so come
see me if you live in the bay area oh neat and then follow me on instagram i'm still myself
i will not try to sell you crypto that's fake um that's kind of redundant i guess
she seems so sensible but this one she sells crypto what are you gonna do I guess. Amy Miller comedy.
She seems so sensible, but this one, she sells crypto.
What are you going to do?
Yeah.
That was my first instinct when I saw the messages from Jeff.
I was like, it just doesn't sound like him.
Yeah, yeah. It's like a bad, like like you hack me and then tell them to buy
crypt like there are things you could make people think i'm into and that is just not one
yeah somebody had to sorry somebody had chris cubis once i'm on twitter and but it wasn't
crypto it was like somebody was selling a
ps3 or something which sounds a little bit more plausible than chris cuba's selling crypto yeah
yeah he could be trying to unload a ps3 um john erler doug benson i'll see you i'll see you soon
but what have you uh what people uh they're in the Austin area, when can they see you next?
We're getting the rollout couch ready for you.
Oh, yeah.
Yep.
We are, well, I'm going right now to do a double feature in honor of Cocaine Bear Weekend.
This is too late for people to go to, but we're doing Grizzly 1 and Grizzly 2, which is why I had Grizzly on the brain.
Oh, okay. Great killer bear movies from 1976 and 1983 uh but next week if you're in town
in austin we're doing our best of 2022 compendium we're gonna riff all the movies that were
nominated for oscars uh which is gonna be easy for some and more difficult for others. Yeah.
All quiet on the restaurant front is going to be rough.
Sure.
Women talking.
I'm not going to make any jokes for that one.
I'm just going to say this is a very fine movie.
Oh, okay.
But Avatar 2 and Top Gun Maverick, fair game.
Fair game.
You're doing all 10 of them?
All 10 plus a few that got snubbed and probably should have been in there.
Wow.
That's really fun.
That's so fun.
I'm going to do Nope because I thought that was a great movie that didn't get, I don't think, any nominations really.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That'd be fun to watch and make comments during.
That'd be fun to watch and make comments during.
I think, you know, even the best horror movies have like a lot of, you know, dead space where you can really play around.
Exactly.
In those shadows.
And if you're not in the Austin area, then you can follow us on Twitch. We do shows mostly Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and they're free and they're fun.
Fantastic.
Doug Loves Movies is going to be back at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles
March 5th at 4.20 in the afternoon.
The machine, the trivia machine, Mr. Sam Levine,
is going to be participating in that one.
So it's going to be a lot of fun.
And like I said, I'm going to do some
South by Southwest and
Helium in Portland
on March 26th.
Jeff and I and Sean are going to
stand up on the 25th.
Thank you
once again to Amy Miller, Jeff Tate
and John Erler.
What a delightful crew.
Thank you. Congrats, Jeff a delightful crew. Thank you.
Congrats, Jeff. Great play.
Thank you very much.
Oh, wow. I don't think anybody's
ever done that before on the show.
Happy anniversary,
Jeff.
Oh, there you go.
Oh, shit. Okay. I see.
Okay.
Happy birthday in advance, Jeff. I. I see. Okay. Jeff, happy birthday in advance,
Jeff. I've been thinking about it.
No, today
is my 20-year comedy
anniversary. Oh, okay. Oh, it really is.
You did it.
Damn it.
I did it. Out of how many, I don't know.
Well, I always end the show now with a line last line from a movie so i looked up uh the
original true grit from 1969 uh to use today so anyway as always well come see a fat old man sometime.