Doug Loves Movies - Jon Reep, Trey Galyon, Topher Riddle and Joe Pettis guest
Episode Date: September 29, 2019Live from the Comedy Zone in Charlotte, Doug welcomes Jon Reep, Trey Galyon, Topher Riddle and Joe Pettis to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium.... For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds
With 50 azepop or kernels in his teeth
They're still not warm, then he won't see
Cause Doug loves movies!
Yeah!
Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies!
Coming to you once again from the Comedy Zone in Charlotte, North Carolina!
Yeah!
It's good to be back here in the basement.
It's Saturday, September 28th, 20... I wrote down 18. I'm so dumb.
And I gotta say that the name tags
are usually pretty sweet here in the South.
Let me see what we're talking about today.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I can't wait to see the faces of my guests when all this shit gets whipped out.
All right, Chrisvengers, I'd like you to leave.
That's pretty cool.
The Roger stuff,
and then a nice weed leaf under there.
That's a nice touch.
I am, instead of Groot, what's your name?
Drew. Drew.
I am Drew.
And then we got Rogue Dan.
Oh, finally a clever pun.
Kind of.
Instead of Wally, we have Amy.
E? Okay.
All right.
I don't care for a picture of me
covered in blood that says
Amy, Eric, and Psycho on it.
Plus, did you attach
stacks of money to that?
It's chocolate bars.
That look like
stacks of money.
Fair enough.
Sam Wars? What is happening?
Alright, this one.
What does this mean?
I don't even know what movie this was in the first place.
It says a film by Kevin Spacey.
I didn't know there was such a thing.
Is he hiding in the world of directing?
Is that what's happening?
And then it's... What was the original title?
Albino Alligator?
I have heard of that.
Holy shit.
And what's your name?
Cal.
So you changed it to Calbino Caligator.
All right, I stand corrected.
This is amazing.
And who's that holding
the poster for you?
My wife!
I got you good.
Well, great job, everybody,
and good luck.
There's lots of big ones in the back there.
I could see a Love Actually back there.
What's your name on the Love Actually?
Ashley.
Ashley?
Perfect.
Love Ashley.
That's how it's done, Chris Avengers.
There's a million movies with the word Christmas in the title, dude.
Doug plugs.
You can just bring a leg lamp and say Christmas story.
Bam.
Done.
Doug plugs.
Doug loves movies back.
It used to be Franklin in L.A. on Tuesday night, October 1st.
Sunday, October 5th.
Excuse me, Saturday.
Don't come on Sunday.
That would suck.
Saturday, October 5th, I'm doing a 420 stand-up show
at the Santa Ana Star Casino, Albuquerque adjacent
with special guest Jeff Tate.
And, yeah. Kirky adjacent with special guest Jeff Tate. And yeah, and Jeff will be joining me in a stand-up show at Acme Comedy Company in Minneapolis
on Thursday, October 17th.
Go to acmecomedycompany.com to get tickets.
I'd like to do a dugout to, or dugouts to the Alamo Draft House, South Lamar in Austin, Texas,
and all the filmmakers and attendees
of Fantastic Fest.
I'll see you guys next September.
Let's look in the prize bag.
I brought a beautiful bag that says Portland on it.
Yeah, you know why I like Portland.
As you can see on this bag,
it's because they're known for their cheeseburgers.
I also got from there a nice hat from Oregon's Finest,
a lovely dispensary there.
And I got...
Ooh, this is very exciting.
I was just in Austin, Texas,
so I got a copy of Austin Magazine.
Hotel rooms will really hook you up
if you want a magazine
that's based on the town you're in.
And a Douglas Movie sticker.
And I don't even know what this is.
This is something I got.
Some sort of satanic-looking button.
Yeah, I don't need
that. But also another satanic
button would be my Doug Benson
pin from
Rockin' Pins.
Rockinpins.com if you want to buy one.
Or say hi to me after
the show. We'll have a little merch
table set up. All of that
plus stuff brought by my
four guests. Have we ever had
four guests here in
Charlotte? I think it's always
been three, so we got
four today. That's how
much
that's how much comedy
they got going on here this weekend with
the Queen City Comedy Festival.
Please give it up for John Reeb, Topher Riddle, Joe Pettis, and Trey Gallion! All right.
Hey.
There you go.
Good deal.
Thanks, Doug.
Hey, thank you.
Let's meet them individually. Starting with, we've got two first-timers on the panel.
Let's start with Topher Riddle, everybody.
Hi.
Hello.
Hello.
Hey, Doug.
How's it going, dude?
It's going pretty well.
Thanks for having me on this thing.
Thank you for being here.
I mean, with a name like Topher Riddle, who could say no to that?
Like, how did you, like, I'm sure it comes up every time anybody's talking to you about your comedy career.
But as a stand-up comedian, like, was it just, is it like, you know, like that guy Wetzel knew he had to make pretzels?
Yeah.
Does someone whose last name is Riddle just be like,
well, fuck, I got to write jokes?
Yeah, it kind of happened that way.
Yeah, the first time I tried to sign up for an open mic,
the guy was like, really?
Come on, dude.
Like, he thought it was like...
Really, Topher?
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
So, yeah, then I changed it back to Chris.
No, it's...
Yeah, it's my real name,
and it's just a fortunate accident
that it happened that way.
Yeah.
Woo indeed.
Thank you.
Thank you for wooing my name,
my real given name.
And you're a bit of a movie buff, would you say?
Oh, yeah.
Okay, so you're going to win today.
Yep.
He just confirmed it, so make sure you really
get his attention when the name tag
selection process starts.
And then I'm going to skip one.
I'm going to jump over a seat
because it's also his first time on the show
and I've known him for a while, so I'm very excited to finally have you on here.
It's John Reap, everybody.
Thank you, Doug.
Thank you.
That's good timing.
Thank you, Doug.
I'm happy to be here, buddy.
So every time somebody says your name into a microphone, you get handed a drink?
It's mandatory.
That's so magical.
John Reap. John Reed.
Perfect timing.
She was on it, though.
That's how his drinking problems started.
How you doing, buddy?
You did a couple shows last night
here in town? I did at the McGloin
last night. That was really fun.
And now I'm here
supporting this.
I'm only an hour away from here, so it was easy.
Yeah, over in Hickory?
Yeah, Hickory!
That's the Hickory section right there.
They all shook their head right like that.
That means you're proud.
Hickory!
Like that.
Gastonia over here here not happy at all
but yeah so yeah thanks man and you uh recorded something last night yeah i've just recorded some
uh i took an hour 40 just to put some stuff on youtube i was just re-recording it because i don't
own the shit that's already on tv so when i uh re-recorded, I get to get YouTube cash.
It's up to
$14 right now.
Monetizing the shit
out of that.
So yeah.
And now I'm here doing this. It's good to see
you, Doug. So far, you're great at it.
Thank you. You're doing a
great job. I feel good.
We've been friends ever since we competed
on Last Comic Standing.
That's right.
Yeah, and we don't need to dwell on me coming in sixth
and you coming in first.
There's no reason to be bitter or upset about it.
Whatever happened to fourth place?
What do you mean?
Amy Schumer?
She's nowhere.
I haven't heard.
I hope she's okay. I mean't heard. I hope she's okay.
I mean, everybody from now on
in any competition that comes in force should be told,
hey, you could become Amy Schumer.
It's not a bad thing.
That's right. And also
joining us to my right
is our friend Joe Pettis.
Woo!
I love doing this show because when you're waiting to talk
you just hold your mic down here
and it just looks like you're holding your dick the whole time
and it sounds like it
because we can't hear you when you do that
and that's what happens
men get really quiet when they're holding their dick
And you of course
Speaking of holding dicks
See me after the show
You
You are prone to perform
In your underwear
I am yeah
I've done it right here on this stage
For 15 people before
Well you know you should have announced
That there was a show first.
But yeah, you're famous for your underwear comedy shows
where all the comedians just perform in their underwear.
Yep, that's it.
Do people put on sexy underwear for it
or is it just regular underwear?
Usually people try to be funny with it.
I've seen maybe
one pair of sexy underwear in like 500 shows.
And it was
on an audience member's.
But yeah,
most of the time it's just normal. It's surprising
because you get to see how bad,
especially guys are, just making underwear decisions.
I used to wear regular briefs. Now I'm a boxer brief guy
because I saw photos of myself wearing
regular briefs. I was like, never again.
So yeah, it's fun. I like to
see what people look like when they take their clothes off.
Doug will say he'll never do the show, though.
There's no way. If you do
an installment where everyone's wearing
extra clothes,
like if you have an
outerwear comedy show,
then I'll be all
over it.
Just get all sweaty
from wearing too much clothes.
Would you do that, Trey?
Would you do the underwear show?
Underwear, yeah.
Naked one, no.
We were talking about that earlier.
Yeah, nobody should do naked one.
Yeah, underwear,
because I wear boxers.
I'm good.
Wait, can I wear a t-shirt too?
Yeah, whatever makes you comfortable, yeah. Yeah, that t-shirt would definitely make me comfortable. Oh, okay, then I'll doers. I'm good. Wait, can I wear a T-shirt, too? Yeah, whatever makes you comfortable, yeah.
Yeah, that T-shirt would definitely make me comfortable.
Oh, okay, then I'll do it and wear all of my clothes.
Yeah.
That's how I'll feel comfortable.
But that's Trey Galliard!
Woo!
Hello.
Hello, Queen City, home of Charlotte Flair.
Woo!
And you expect that to get a bigger reaction?
Totally.
I mean, we're in North Carolina.
You figured that one would...
No, not so much.
Are you guys sick of it?
Is that the problem?
When you say Flair, they think Ric Flair.
Right off the get.
How did he get...
Yeah, but she... Come on.
She's still one of the greatest female heels
in professional wrestling.
Yeah.
Okay, man.
Oh, also home of the latest
season of Married at First Sight.
Oh, that got
actually more. That's great.
Same dude for both.
Do you think you can get four people
to respond to? Yeah, man. Maybe five?
Hey, just a little bit at a time, man.
Baby steps.
I thought that first reference, I thought that was more
of a sports... I mean, it is sports.
Entertainment.
The wrestling.
Yeah, I didn't know that one.
I thought you were going to come in here and just really blow the roof off with something I did too on
local sports local sports reference why don't you ask him about the hockey team
oh wait do the Hurricanes play here right see plus I set you up yeah sabotage damn it our uber driver told us that
they play here and I even told her I was like they don't play here yeah they do
and I was like okay I guess they do I'm not from here well thank you for being
here today yeah why not I could give you some reasons why not.
But what'd you bring for the prize bag, Trey?
Oh, all right.
So on the flight down here this morning,
they actually had the safety card.
Oh, nice.
Where you're giving the baby the wedgie.
Yeah.
It's the baby wedgie safety card.
And everybody signed it.
Very good.
So there you go.
We all put our names on it.
And then I have one of my
Trey Galleon Live at Creep Records
rolling trays.
If this were a movie,
we'd cut to a plane crashing
and someone desperately looking in the seat
back in front of them for the safety.
What do I do?
Wedgie your baby, duh.
Put my mask on or my children's mask first?
Where are the instructions?
Don't put on either.
We're crashing.
Yeah, it don't matter.
What else?
Grab Labs onees.
And then this is my new T-shirt.
And it's to remind you when you're smoking weed,
if you forget which way it's supposed to go,
you can look down and go. To the left.
My turn.
So whatever size you are,
whoever wins,
I'll give you one of those.
And I have those
in the rolling trays.
I got some extras
if anybody wants them
after the show.
We'll talk.
Cash.
I hope, you know,
Beyonce's people
don't come after you
for the expression
to the left.
Oh.
Didn't even think of that.
Put my dick in a box.
All your stuff is in a box.
All your junk is in a box to the left.
So that's that.
That's great stuff.
Thanks, Trey.
Oh, you're welcome.
You're welcome, Charlotte.
Wow.
What do you have for us, Topher?
All right, so I got some merch
from my sketch and improv team,
Tomorrow Quest Theater.
I got some...
Thank you, thank you.
We got some Space Jam and Goonies socks.
Oh, boy.
Ooh, nice.
I've got the complete series of Knight Rider on DVD.
Nice.
Wow.
And then my buddies Patrick Fowler and Phil Carter
have a comedy rap duo, the Buster Cups.
They hit it night. So yeah, they gave me a Buster Cups. They hit it night.
Yeah, they gave me
a Buster Cups t-shirt
and one of their albums.
They have a song called Swivel Chair.
And so
they gave me their album
Swivel Rights Movement.
That's good!
So yeah, all that stuff's in there.
I love it. Pass her down.
Oh, what a great gift.
It's in a beautiful bag.
Yeah, isn't it?
It's really nice.
Got two nice, beautiful blue bags.
Beautiful.
Yeah, this is perfect.
John Reap, it's your first time.
It was Topher's first time.
He knocked it out of the park.
He did. I should have went first.
Gift-giving is my love language, so...
Oh, shit.
Topher.
I have this hat that I'm wearing right now.
You're going to give it away?
I'm going to give away the hat on my head right now.
Nice.
Yes.
How's your hair looking underneath it? Oh, it's a mess. That's still... I'm going to give away the hat on my head right now. Nice. Yes.
How's your hair looking underneath it?
Oh, it's a mess.
I'm happy it's even up here at all at this point,
to be honest with you.
But yeah, this is my little merch right here.
It's a JR back-to-back.
It looks like a baseball logo.
My brother's name is Jason, so we have the same initials.
And we made this when we was kids because I love my brother.
And so I put it on a hat.
And it looks like it could be a baseball logo.
You know, you've seen that.
It looks like the Yankees or the White Sox.
I'm just trying to give the illusion of athleticism.
Yeah.
Because you love meeting assholes who question what team is that?
What team is that?
What is that on your head?
What's 3R?
You like ER?
I love that show.
What?
No.
All right, hand it over.
Someone's going to get that hat, brother.
There you go.
There you go.
Maybe we should all wear it for a second.
I also sell them at JohnReap.com
Joe Pettis.
What's in the bag, Joe?
Just do it, Nike.
Most of my stuff is like wrestling related.
So only like four people are going to be excited about it.
Yeah, right.
But since it's a movie podcast, I do have an action figure
of the biggest movie star
of all time.
It is The Rock.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh.
It's the dollar store version,
so don't get too excited.
I think you meant
largest movie star
of all time.
Yeah.
He's huge.
If you guys don't know
Charlotte,
but do you guys know
who Stone Cold Steve Austin is?
He has Austin 316.
I have my own.
It's Pettis 420.
There you go.
She says, I just smoked all your grass.
I'll speak back.
And then I have, I don't know if you guys,
if anyone's coming to watch
the Plastic Cup Boys
after the show, but I did find
a cup that they signed backstage.
And...
Wait a second. Wait a second.
Wait a second.
Are there any Plastic Cup Boys fans here today?
Cool.
It's the same guy who likes wrestling.
I'm just going to go ahead and give it to them.
Yeah, just give it to them.
They did not sign that cup.
No.
Joe signed it. It. I signed it myself. Joe signed it, so don't.
It just says the PP boys.
And then I have one more thing.
I have a buddy, a comic, Brad Sativa, a comic in Nashville.
He has hats that just say Sativa on them.
So who likes weed?
There you go.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's mine.
That's it.
Yeah, it's perfect to wear around cops because they don't know.
Yeah. Wear that with the Pettis 420 shirt. They won't's it. Yeah, it's perfect to wear around cops because they don't know.
Yeah, wear that with the Pettis 420 shirt.
They won't get it, so I'll code to them.
All right, so all of that is going to go to our winner today,
but before we start the game portion,
I would like to ask everybody on the panel a question.
It's the same question. Trey knows
it's coming. So you go
first, Trey. Oh, yeah?
Yeah. Okay. How long is your penis?
Four and a half.
Meters.
That was such a weird reaction from the crowd.
Because everyone's like, four and a half what?
DVD covers.
Which
measurement system?
Hog leg joints.
Four and a half
king size.
Is that...
That is exaggeration. It's not that big. Four and a half king size. Is that? Yeah, what was the last movie you and your giant dick saw?
It's not that big.
It's like two and a half.
Stop it.
What was the last movie you saw?
It was the Sam Elliott vehicle, the man who killed Hitler, and then the Bigfoot.
Oh, shit.
That's right.
One dude in the back.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's about right.
A lot of people don't know that
The same man killed both of them
It is a biopic
How did Hitler die?
Why don't I know that?
He just died
He had a heart attack or something
No, he killed himself in his bunker
Oh, he killed himself
He killed himself with a heart attack
And his dog.
Yeah.
Wait, what's the name of that movie?
The Man Who Killed Hitler and then
The Bigfoot.
Right, because they clearly were not running around
in the same time period.
It's obviously fiction because Bigfoot is still real.
He's still alive and well.
It's worth it just for the Bigfoot.
No, Bigfoot killed himself in a bunker.
You didn't hear?
I get those two confused all the time.
Okay, so thumbs up, thumbs down.
What did you think of it?
Thumbs in the middle.
Oh.
Yeah, I got some really good laughs at it.
It's worth it for the fight scene between him and the Bigfoot at the end.
Plus the Bigfoot is ridiculous looking.
It's awesome.
It's fresh on Rotten Tomatoes.
Is it?
How realistic was the Hitler?
Oh.
The Hitler was more of like
when he pops on the screen and you're like,
No, alright.
It was one of those. What was wrong the screen, you're like, no, all right.
It was one of those.
What was wrong with the Bigfoot that he looked ridiculous?
I don't want to... No spoilers.
Thank you, sir.
The other guy that's seen it.
It's worth it.
I love that you don't want to give
any spoilers in a movie that says
that the character kills
Hitler and Bigfoot.
Does that happen immediately?
We don't need to know if Bigfoot
combed his hair that day.
Oh no, it's quite the showdown, I assure you.
It's worth it.
And it's only like an hour twenty.
Oh, that's the best.
Yeah, in and out, man.
Oh, and then there's like a weird love story
that goes along with it, too,
where you don't...
It's weird.
Just watch it.
You don't find out till the end
what happened between them.
It's, yeah.
You're sitting here saying,
it's just okay, but watch it.
You did say thumbs in the middle.
Well, yeah, no, this is coming from me.
Like, I got nothing better to do than watch a movie.
So the only reason I watched it
is because I just eventually got around to it
and was like, that looks off the title alone.
All right, I got an afternoon to kill.
I keep hearing about it.
But worth it.
And I like Sam Elliott, so I'll check it out.
That's the thing.
It's surprisingly good in that regard.
Like, the acting is great in it, but you're just, yeah.
Sam Elliott, you got to see it.
No, yeah, see it.
Watch it. It's on Hulu now. Watch it. Sam Alien, you gotta see it No, yeah, see it, watch it
It's on Hulu now, watch it
Did Sam, did he act with his neck
like this the whole time? He does that move
where he's like
Well, yeah, that's his move
Of course he did that
Obviously Bigfoot was on the right
Again, no spoilers
That's my question, does Sam play Bigfoot was on the right. Again, no spoilers. That's my question.
Does Sam play Bigfoot or Hitler?
Oh my god.
If he played the guy who killed Hitler
and Bigfoot and Hitler
and Bigfoot
and all three of them had a
Sam Elliott mustache.
Yes!
Oh, now that I'm going to see.
That'd be amazing.
No, they had other actors.
He just paints the middle black.
Right.
For both roles.
Sam, is that a black and white cookie on your face?
I don't know what you're talking about I mean you know Peter Mayhew
rest in peace we need a new Chewbacca
I think it should be Sam
oh that would be great
take over the Chewbacca
yeah for two more years till he dies,
and then we gotta find somebody else.
You're only giving Sam
Elliot two years?
I mean, he's lasted this long?
I mean, yeah.
Yes, he has lasted this long,
but it's not looking good for the...
He's been 78 for 78 years.
Yeah.
If you hear about it tomorrow,
you're not gonna be like, oh, tomorrow, you're not going to be like,
oh, really? So soon?
You'll be like, yeah, all right.
That makes sense.
That's all I'm saying.
No, that would be a sad one
if that happened tomorrow.
Well, it would be sad,
but you're not going to be surprised.
No, I'm going to be sad.
You'll look like a genius.
Don't tell me how to feel.
I really hope he dies tomorrow now.
Dude, you'll look like a genius if that happens.
Topher, same question.
The Peanut Butter Falcon.
Nice!
You loved it, right?
Yeah, it was great.
It wasn't Thumbs in the Middle,
which is my favorite Bryan Cranston show.
It was just great. It was just great.
It was just great.
Shia was great.
That kid, Zach, was awesome.
Yeah, it's really good.
I knew nothing about it going in.
I didn't see any trailers or anything, and I loved it.
Yeah, that's the way to go, is just listen to the show,
and when I say go see it, just don't pay any attention
to the marketing, and just go see it.
Because I don't do it that often.
But I've got another one for you guys.
Yeah.
It's called Jojo Rabbit.
It's a new Taika Waititi movie that's already somewhat controversial because it's got Hitler in it.
And he's not played by Sam Elliott.
So people are up in arms already.
How could you not cast Sam Elliott
in this new Hitler joint?
John Reap, what was the last motion picture you saw?
I think you told us in the green room.
I did.
I saw the last motion picture I saw
was in Hickory, North Carolina,
and it was at the...
They have movies there?
They do. First run?
It's a drive-in.
But it's fun.
You drive into my garage.
I got a nice flat screen.
Leave the car running.
It's Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
is what I saw.
Quentin Tarantino.
Good stuff.
People loved that movie.
I loved it.
If we're going halfsies,
I'm not sideways thumb.
I'm like 75% thumb.
Yeah, you're three quarters
of a tank full on it.
Right.
Yes, yes.
I'm barely asking for a ride
on this one. Barely.
Would you see the
four hour version?
He's threatening to put out a
four hour version. Out of
curiosity alone I would, but I know
when to go pee this time.
It was
good. It's classic Tarantino.
Long ass scenes.
DiCaprio acted his ass off
in this. I really liked it.
We've all been hung over shit.
There's one scene where he has
to go do this scene with that little girl
and he's fucking so wasted
hung over. And he's like,
doing a lot of that.
He's shaking. I was like, I have
totally been that dude, and I believed it.
You know, I heard to prepare for that scene
he stayed up all night having sex with a
model. Yeah.
But it was really good.
Yeah, I would,
I don't know if I'd see the four-hour version.
I would fast-forward to the part if I
could. Well, I definitely want to see parts of it again,
like on cable and stuff.
It would be a fun movie to just have on.
I like the old what-if would have happened, you know?
Like you did in Glorious Bastards,
where it's like, what if we actually killed Sam Elliott, Hitler?
And then saved all these other people.
And this is like, well, what if, you know, the Manson family picked the
wrong house. Yeah.
Yeah, and Django Unchained was what
if a slave
owned a dancing horse. Right.
Tarantino's the king of
what ifs.
Yes.
It was a refreshing lack of the N-word
in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
because there was not a single black character in it.
So there's nobody to throw that at.
Right.
Yeah, right?
That is true.
I almost walked out.
But it cost me a dollar.
So I stayed.
It was good.
I liked it. I gave it a 75%. Yeah, yeah. It was good. I liked it.
I gave it a 75%.
Yeah, yeah.
We got it.
We got it.
Yeah.
An arthritic thumb.
Joe Pettis?
I was hoping you'd ask me before, John,
because we talked about it in the back.
That was the last movie I saw, too.
Oh, shit.
In theaters, the last movie I saw in general was The Saint.
We watched The Saint.
With Val Kilmer?
Val Kilmer is the greatest impressionist of all time.
Yeah, he just plays dress-up the whole show,
I mean, the whole movie.
It's awesome.
Have you guys seen The Saint?
No.
Yeah, yeah, totally.
It's all because his girlfriend, when he was a kid, died,
and then the whole movie, it's just him wearing different costumes throughout the whole movie.
That's all I got out of it.
And getting into it, too.
Getting into it, yeah.
Yeah, I didn't do it.
Wait, when did this come out?
A long time ago.
Yeah, like mid-90s.
Must have been like the 80s or 90s.
Yeah, maybe that.
And it was based on a TV show called The Saint that starred Roger Moore as Simon Templar.
Oh.
Yeah.
And he'd go around.
He changed his identity.
And he was very into it.
Isn't he really smart?
Doesn't he know a lot of science or some shit?
Yeah, he's real smart and he changes his identity.
He tricks people all the time, yeah.
Yeah, but he doesn't climb on things like Jason Bourne or slap women like James Bond.
No, no.
He outwits.
He just gets a nice girlfriend,
Elizabeth Shue.
And just goes around being all smart and shit.
Yeah.
Did you ever see that movie he was in
called At First Sight?
I thought you were going to say Top Gun.
I don't know why.
There's a new one
funny you ever
seen a movie
it's a quirky
little indie
called Top Gun
yeah
no at first sight
uh
cause hockey's
involved in that one too
they go to a hockey game
yeah
yeah
but he's blind
yeah
and it's terrible
yeah
oh
uh
Mira Sorvino
mm-hmm
oh
too bad we're not playing the game right now.
Damn it.
Because for a while he tries to pretend to not be blind
because no one's going to fall in love with a blind guy.
Then this hot girl falls in love with him,
which again is a waste of time.
Doesn't matter what she looks like.
You think that's why they got Mira Servino?
That's a better reaction than the Charlotte Flair.
She's beautiful.
She's hot.
Is she from North Carolina?
Gastonia.
Man. She's hot as hell
Academy Award winner
yeah no
that was it
there's not a lot of ugly people
winning Oscars dude
I'll be in the green room
but I'll say it one more time
Jojo Rabbit is
terrific and also I just got back from a film festival But I'll say it one more time. Jojo Rabbit is terrific.
And also, I just got back from a film festival,
so I'm full of all these movies that are going to come out soon.
I definitely recommend Parasite.
And what was the other one that I really...
Oh, Knives Out. I saw Knives Out.
Oh, and the killer in Knives Out is...
It's one of those movies where...
Sam Elliott.
It's one of those movies where if anybody goes on the internet
and says the outcome, that's a terrible, terrible person
because that's the whole joy of the movie
is it's like an episode of Columbo.
It is. Yeah, that's right. it's like an episode of Columbo it is and there's also
there's a scene in the movie
where someone's watching
the TV's on and Murder, She Wrote is on the TV
so it's a nice nod
to that show
to the whodunits
yeah exactly
so one more thing I want to get into
because I've been doing this a
lot lately. I used to call
it First Impressions, but there was a TV
show briefly called that that
didn't succeed, but already
used the name. So I'm trying, I'm
going with Impressionable Minds.
Do any
of you guys have in your head
either
an impression of a celebrity, a movie star,
or have you memorized any passage from a motion picture?
I have one that, like, yeah, it's two people, though.
Oh, yeah?
It's two people in a movie talking to each other?
Yeah, yeah.
It's a scene.
Do you want to do it?
Yeah.
Let's see if we recognize it.
Okay.
Okay. I'm just a kid from a trailer park.
If that's what you think,
that's all you'll ever be.
Let's go Come on movie people
Whoa
That's 8 Mile?
No
But
Maybe I didn't see 8 Mile
But that ain't where it's from
That's not where mine's from
I mean you sounded like Eminem and Michelle Pfeiffer to me
Or no
Wait who plays his mom?
Kim Basinger.
It might be.
It might be in 8 Mile. I don't know.
Is that Drop Dead Gorgeous?
No.
It's science fiction from the 90s.
Do it again.
I'm just a kid from
a trailer park.
If that's what you think,
that's all you'll ever be.
That's from Holes?
Come on.
Tremors?
Starship Troopers?
They didn't have trailer parks then.
It was a one hit.
It just didn't...
That's it!
The last Starfighter.
The last Starfighter.
Yes!
Wait, why do you remember that?
Did that really speak to you as a child in hickory?
Yes.
100% it did.
I mastered the Galaga game at the Valley Hills Mall.
And I just hope some guy came down from Alpha Centauri
and told me that you're the best at this ever
and now you have to go defend the universe.
Did you ever have any kind of aspirations to go to space camp?
Bless you.
You're right, it's a great question.
It is.
I did love the movie
Space Camp. Oh, yeah?
I do like science fiction shit.
But, no, I don't...
I've been to Huntsville where they have the rockets in it.
That's as close as I got.
Well, that's what I meant.
You didn't live too far from...
A kid in California might not dream of Space Camp
because it's all the way across the country.
Huntsville, Alabama
is where they make all the rockets.
There you go.
Bunch of rednecks getting us up there to the moon.
I did want to go, but I never did.
Does anybody on the panel have another one?
A quote or a...
What was the original question?
You had your turn, John.
Yeah, I memorized the Big Toe speech
from Stripes for an audition,
but I don't remember it.
It was so long ago.
Did you get the part?
Oh, it was for an agent.
And yes, they did send me on some auditions.
I didn't get any work out of them
An agent said
I need you to do a performance for me
And you did a scene from Stripes
Yeah, yeah, they were just like a little monologue
And I was like, alright
And so I did the big toe speech
I'm very excited to be here for this audition
I'd like to do
This is from Caddyshack
We're all gonna get laid all right do I get the part
well yeah I mean well I mean the man who killed Hitler and then the Bigfoot
hadn't come out yet so I didn't have anything you don't remember any of it no
no was it what's the just way? Yeah, it's Sergeant Holka.
Sergeant Holka is the big, he's
comparing Sergeant Holka to the big toe.
And then if Sergeant, if something ever
happens to Sergeant Holka, then he'll step up
and be the big toe for everybody.
That pretty much sounds like you kind of know it.
I mean, kind of,
sort of, but yeah, I don't remember all the little details
and shit. I like the way Holka spoke.
Yeah, like, uh, yeah.
Yeah.
Like, what are you talking about?
That's great, yeah.
I can't do it. It hurts my throat.
Topher, do you have anything?
Yeah, I just, I always liked
the moment where
Christopher Walken was like, Bruce Wayne.
That's awesome.
I wish y'all could see this.
Why are you dressed like Batman?
Bruce Wayne?
He put three symbols
in that.
Yeah.
Wayne.
Yeah.
That's what he said.
That's a great one.
That one's easy to memorize.
Yeah. You didn't have to memorize. Yeah, it was.
Yeah.
Yeah, you didn't have to learn nothing.
All right, let's get into,
speaking of doing voices,
turn it off, Bert.
Let the games begin! Yeah!
Gentlemen, pick your name tags.
Lots of good ones to choose from.
Be sure to survey the room.
Is that a working toaster?
Pick the one.
Pick the one that speaks to you.
We got Chris Avengers over here.
What does that one say?
While they figure out who they're going to play for, there's a toaster.
We'll go to this brief message.
We'll be right back.
Hey, there's no ads in this ep, so I'm just going to say come see Doug Loves Movies at the Comedy Cellar at the Rio in Las Vegas on Saturday,
October 19th, and at Comedy Works in Denver on Saturday, October 26th. Both of those shows are at 420. Hope you can make it. Back to this show.
Alright,
we're back.
Yeah, great, great job.
There were so many,
so many name tags.
Always
appreciate all the effort everybody makes.
Be sure to
send me pictures of your name tags on
Twitter or Instagram
and I'll retweet or
reinst to them
what do you got Topher?
I got hot
buzz
I love hot fuzz
so as soon as I saw this I was like
I'm sold on this
and it's a person named Buzz?
yeah Buzz
alright
that's beautiful I'll see what I can do Buzz on this. And it's a person named Buzz? Yeah, Buzz. Buzz Almond. Yeah. Alright.
That's beautiful. So yeah, I'll see
what I can do, Buzz.
Trey, what is that
thing you're holding? Alright,
so yeah, they've got multiple
ones, but the main one is
three billboards outside Ebbing Mo.
So I'm playing for Ebbing.
Wait, and they made three billboards?
Yeah.
Oh, look at this.
They even put your name on one of them?
Yeah.
What do they say?
Don't quit looking at them and show the audience.
It says,
made a cool name tag,
still haven't been picked.
How come, Trey? I'll take a picture of that
and put it on Instagram.
That is awesome.
Where is this person?
Where are they in the audience?
They're back there at that back table.
She has a shirt that says,
leave me alone or something.
But what's her name?
What's the pun?
Ebbing.
Right.
Her name is...
Her name is Moe.
Yeah, yeah.
The one she wrote real big.
She wrote it real big.
Yeah, Moe.
Yeah.
Moe.
Yeah.
Moe.
Good job, Moe.
That's pretty great.
Why did you single out Trey?
How did you even know he'd be here today?
Well, I had his spot,
but she actually told me about John Reed,
so I just wrote his name after he said it.
Oh.
Well played.
After I introduced everybody.
What?
I'm not going to take that nearly as personally.
That's next level shit that's going to keep happening.
I like it.
Wow. Just leave some blank spots on your name tag
and just jot them in when the guests are announced.
I like it.
But it just felt like you really had an issue with Trey.
No, that's it.
That's why I almost didn't pick it.
Why have you been picking me, Trey?
Because you've never been here before?
Is that why?
I'm going to find
the man that raped your daughter.
I am.
We should really quickly
point out that that's the plot of that movie.
That's the movie.
Yeah. Oh, it is?
Thus the three bill movie. Yeah. Oh, it is? Thus the three billboards.
Yeah.
Wow, the name tags are so big here.
What do you have, John?
I've got this.
Well, I had to pick this one because she said,
you're on this one.
It just says, the ultimate romantic comedy, Love, Ashley.
Yeah.
So I assume it's for Ashley.
And it's got everybody, almost
everybody in the festival is in there.
You're in there too, Doug. Oh yeah, that's a good picture
of me.
Hitting a J.
It looks like I'm punching someone.
Yeah, it's a mix of people that were at the festival
and people that are regulars on the show.
So yeah, so good job.
You got John's attention.
And also, just sturdy material.
Yeah, this is legit.
That is the sturdiest name tag I've ever heard.
You could actually make a table out of this.
You can't roll that fucker up.
Yeah, what is that, dry mounted?
That's nice.
That's real nice.
If that's not what you do for a living, Ashley,
you should look into it.
See, it's got John Reap, and then there's me,
and my arm is going across.
I don't like this, that I'm punching a horny.
Yeah, that's a hate crime, dude.
That is a hate crime.
See, I can't have that.
I'm from the South.
That's going to look bad as hell.
You can't do that.
If you weren't from North Carolina, maybe.
Maybe if I had a feather in my hand.
Yeah. That's not good. We're going to have to correct that. But feast weren't from North Carolina, maybe. Maybe if I had a feather in my hand. Yeah.
That's not good.
We're going to have to correct that.
But feast your eyes on this, you guys.
I just did a little detective work,
and I just read what it says.
It says, from the makers of Hot Buzz,
are you here with Buzz Hot Buzz?
You guys picked name tags
from two people who are here together.
Wow.
That's my wife.
My wife!
My wife!
Well, there's a 50-50 chance
that household's going home
with the prizes.
Which one of you works at Kinko's?
FedEx office.
FedEx office.
I think that's the same thing.
Exactly the same thing.
What do you got, Joe?
I got Davings Silverman
because it came up a toy.
Oh!
No way.
Assault.
Oh, I thought it went down the front of your shirt.
It just kind of disappeared in the air.
It's a little unicorn
and a rainbow ball pops out of his face.
It sexually assaults women in the audience.
Wow.
That went a great distance, by the way.
I'm sorry.
Reload that thing.
That is awesome.
Oh, there's more than one ball?
Doug, you gotta have...
Go for that.
Oh, my God!
We should hang on to this.
This is great podcast material.
Wait, can you...
Let me do one more.
There's a whole bag of balls down here.
Let's see if you can hear it
if I do it right next to the microphone
because it makes a great noise.
Yeah, it does.
Good catch.
Good catch Good catch
Oh my goodness
I want one
Oh shit
Okay
What does yours say?
Oh, Dating Silverman
Yeah
Which I've never seen
I assume it's a movie
About a guy named Dave
Dating Sarah Silverman.
Yeah, Saving Silverman
was a weird movie. It had Jack Black
and Steve Zahn.
You can see their names right here. Jason Biggs.
I used to work at a smoke shop and I sold him
a pipe once. I think he was the title
character. I think he was Silverman.
And his friends were trying to help him and instead they just
made his life fucking awful.
I love Simon and that one. But yeah, it's a cool name
tag, and then it says hashtag Ruiz-ing
at the bottom as a tribute to my friend
Carl Ruiz.
So that's
very nice. Okay.
First game we're going to play.
And
like I said, Topher and John
haven't been on the show before, so
hopefully this will make sense to you guys.
This is called Live, Die, Repeat.
I'm going to say
out loud, very slowly, the title
of a motion picture,
and the first one of you to repeat
back the full, complete,
correct title
that I'm saying
or thinking of
is going to win this game.
Is there like a buzzing
situation? No, you just jump in
and say it and hopefully
two people won't speak at exactly the
same time and we'll know
who the winner is. Last Starfighter!
See? I love
a good pre-guess.
I also love to do a practice round.
Let's do a quick practice round.
True Grit.
See, that's how easy it is.
And yet,
only one of you answered.
Wait a minute.
Huh?
So we just repeat what you say?
Yeah.
That's easy.
Yeah, no, I've lost this one a couple of times.
Oh, you have to finish it before he finishes it.
Finish it before he...
Oh, so he's going to do long ass titles.
Yeah.
All right.
This is the hardest one.
Oh, this will be fun.
The man who killed Hitler and then the hardest one. This will be fun. The man who killed Hitler
and then the Bigfoot.
That'd be a great one,
but why do you keep saying the Bigfoot?
It's just Bigfoot.
Is it?
No, but I think in the title it is the Bigfoot.
No, it's the Hitler and Bigfoot.
Right.
Yeah, the Hitler.
The Hitler.
And Bigfoot. Because there's lots of Bigfoot. The. Yeah. The Hitler. The Hitler. And Bigfoot.
Because there's lots of Bigfoot.
It's the Hitler and one
of the Bigfoots.
Whoa, whoa. Are you the
Hitler? Are you the Hitler?
They don't even mention that in the
process he accidentally kills all
of the Hendersons.
Yes.
Okay.
Pressure.
Right?
It's intense.
I know.
Joe doesn't even put the microphone near his mouth.
He's like, I'm not going to mess with this.
Okay.
And if you know in the audience, please don't
yell it out because you'll be really
tempted to.
Okay. It starts like
this. Hush It starts like this.
Hush.
Hush puppies.
The movie.
Hush puppies, the movie, part three.
Hush, dot, dot, dot.
Hush.
Hush. Hush.
Little baby, don't you cry.
Hush.
Hush.
Sweet.
No.
Hush, hush, sweet baby.
Hush, hush.
Hush, hush. Hush, hush.
Hush, hush.
Omaha. Omaha.
Hush. Hush.
Uh.
Uh.
Blue.
Hush, hush.
I don't know. Sweet.
Hush. Hush. don't know Sweet Hush, hush
Sweet
Liver mush
Is this a movie?
It's a movie
Hush, hush
Sweet
Charlotte
Hush, hush
Sweet Charlotte From Hagenburg hush, sweet Charlotte.
From Mac and Burger.
Joe is the winner!
Dang it.
Joe Dillard!
Congratulations!
Yay!
Yay!
They keep coming back!
We should give it a specific plug,
because this is the miracle product of the
millennia. It's called
Unicorn Popper.
Yeah.
It comes with an extra
ball sack.
It's a cute little unicorn.
They should make one where it comes out of its butt, though.
You can't see this on the
podcast, but it does look like it's constipated.
I don't know if you guys can see that.
It does look like it wants to go sit on the squatty potty.
It looks like it's shitting its tail.
It looks like it's going to shit out ice cream.
Dude, I'm into this game now.
Here's the thing, John.
That game's over.
There's no learning curve on that one.
Oh, shit.
You're just good at it or you aren't.
Fuck.
Trey can tell you.
And then all that Joe wins for getting that one
is he gets to go first in the next game.
It's our last game today that's really going to be the determining factor.
But it's always nice to get to go first,
isn't it, Joe?
No, not really.
No, it is. It depends on the game.
Right? It does.
And we're going to play a new game
that's very similar to a lot of the old games.
It's called Audience Leave. Yeah, let's do this. It's a new game. lot of the old games. It's called Audience Leave.
Yeah, let's do this.
It's a new game.
This is just between us.
If you guys could step out for a few minutes.
No, this is, we just played Live, Die, Repeat,
and an audience listener suggested that I do a game,
and I agree, it's a great idea do a game and I agree.
It's a great idea for a game.
It's called Live Tyler Perry.
Live Tyler Perry.
I'm going to go to you one at a time.
We'll start with Joe and then we'll move down the line.
When I give you a title,
you tell me if it stars,
you know, if it features
as an actor,
Liv Tyler, or
Tyler Perry,
or neither.
Okay. What kind of universe
are we living with that's not a crossover yet?
What do you mean?
Is there any movie where they're in both?
Well, if there was, I would not include it.
Because it's
Liv Tyler,
Tyler Perry,
or neither.
Those are the only three options.
So if they did ever act in
like a Lord of the Rings together,
then that won't come up.
All right, are you ready, Joe?
Yes.
You get the first one.
And it's just on you.
If you don't get it, we move to John.
So John, you have a chance to steal.
Got it.
Joe, the motion picture Pearl Harbor
Liv Tyler
Tyler Perry or neither
Liv Tyler
Incorrect
John
Neither
Incorrect
Trey
No that was correct It's Liv Tyler.
No, that was correct.
It's Liv Tyler.
I'm like, where are you going with this? You just sounded like you just knew.
You're so cocky.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good job.
You got it.
Spence, please.
I might accidentally give the point to Joe, though,
because your names, it's three letters each,
and they're so similar.
Wait, what?
Moving down to Trey.
What?
Here.
How am I getting skipped?
No, you got the point.
You just got the point.
Oh, I did.
Who gave you a point?
Wait, I thought Liv Tyler was...
That's what we do to new guests.
We give you a point and skip you.
It's like Uno.
No, Liv Tyler's not in it.
And the reason I even thought of that
as a movie, Pearl Harbor,
is because on the last episode
there was a lot of confusion.
Somebody said that Liv Tyler
was in Pearl Harbor and we all believed them.
It's other girl.
But it's Kate Beckinsale. Liv Tyler was in Pearl Harbor and we all believed them. It's other girl. But it's Kate Beckinsale.
Liv Tyler was in the Saving the Planet one.
Yes.
Yeah, that's what I was confused about.
That's okay.
What's it called?
Armageddon.
Pearl Harbor, Armageddon, same thing.
All right, stop discussing other movies she was in.
We're still playing this game.
All right, sorry, sorry.
Yes.
I apologize. Hey, Shane, can I get some more booze when you We're still playing this game. Sorry, sorry. Yes. I apologize.
Hey, Shane.
Can I get some more booze when you get a chance?
Thank you.
Sorry.
I saw them.
I had to take it.
Two boozes.
Another Tito's and soda?
Please.
Yes, please.
You want a tall single?
Tall single, just like me.
Boom!
Can I get a Diet Coke?
Just like you.
I don't want to get too fucked up.
Diet Coke.
Trey?
Yes.
Liv or Perry or neither.
Or neither.
Jay and Silent Bob strike back Neither
That is correct
Oh
Yeah
Let's go to Topher
Deep Impact
Neither I'll do Topher. Deep impact.
Neither.
That is correct. Ooh.
I see a theme.
Okay.
Neither.
We're back to Joe Pettis.
Hulk.
Oh, my God.
Liv Tyler.
Incorrect!
Damn it!
Tyler Perry.
That's your guess?
Sure.
No one said it yet.
Because it's wrong.
Sorry, Ashley.
Trey?
Neither.
That is right.
I remember.
No, I remember.
That's huge for me.
I believe Tyler is in The Incredible Hulk.
Ah.
Not just Hulk.
But would you guys go see Tyler Perry as the Hulk?
Yes.
Yeah, I think that'd be interesting.
Yeah.
Yeah, that'd be super fun.
All right.
We're back around to Topher.
Yeah.
Wow.
Thank you, sir.
Yeah, make sure you keep it track.
Topher, That's good.
Who is in
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Out of the Shadows?
Oh, no.
Turtles Out of the Shadows?
Does that mean they just stick their head out?
Well, that's a good bang.
They live in a shadow.
Neither?
Let me double check here.
Incorrect.
All right. Joe? Incorrect. Oh, man.
All right.
Joe?
I am a go against my gut instinct
and say Tyler Perry.
That is correct.
Oh, wow.
He plays Raphael.
No, I don't know what he plays in that movie.
Raphael!
Probably someone that's like, what's with these turtles?
Heller turtles.
Heller turtles.
That was his.
Is that Medea's catchphrase?
Yeah.
Y'all didn't hear him.
He said it.
That was hilarious.
That was Topher.
Okay, so we're back to you, John.
Okay.
Space Station 76.
Yeah, it's a real movie This is good
Live, Perry, or neither
I'm gonna say
that it was
Tyler Perry
Final answer That it was Tyler Perry.
No.
Final answer.
What was the name of the movie again?
Space Station Apostrophe, not dash.
Oh, fuck! You lied to me!
76.
76.
Apostrophe. What did you just say
he didn't put the apostrophe in one
yeah
that really threw him off
he thought it was the 76th one
and not the year 1976
apostrophe yes
two different films
subtle distinction
two different films
so no you know you gotta know neither Yes. Two different films. Subtle distinction. Two different films.
So no, you know. You gotta know.
Neither.
Neither. Incorrect.
Topher. Oh.
One left.
I'm gonna go with Liv Tyler.
That's a great guess. I don't know how you do it.
Yeah, I like being the third one to guess
when the other two got it wrong.
That doesn't always work out, by the way.
Quit bragging, dude. Quit bragging.
Yeah, you have to pay attention for that to work out.
Trey failed to listen closely enough twice in this game
in Salt Lake City. Remember that?
Yes, yes.
In the same episode.
You've really learned since then.
I have. I'm getting better-ish.
But we have a four-way
tie in this game.
So
the way to solve it is
I'm going to say a title
and you all get to guess.
So you know the three options.
So the first one,
I guess you could just say them all three really fast.
Maybe this is a bad idea.
Is all of the above an option?
But I'll just say the title It could come out of nowhere
You don't know when I'm going to say it
It could be anywhere in this sentence
Did you already say it?
I did not
Was that it?
I did not
No
Oh no is a film?
Lean back Trey so I can see Topher.
Thank you.
Vice.
Liv Tuller.
Tyler Perry.
Tyler Perry.
Joe won the second game in a row.
Wow.
Way to go, Joe.
Go, Joe.
Go, Joe, Joe. Go, Joe! Go, Joe, Joe!
There was a few people saying,
I hate that.
Oh, probably.
Some people just chant,
I guess they wish we were here.
Jeff's been here before, right?
Yeah, yeah, okay
And he'll be back sometime
Was it last year?
Yes, sir
When was it?
Around this time?
About, yes, sir
Yes, sir
So polite
Yes, sir
Are you in the military?
Yes, sir
Just southern
Just southern
Oh, okay
That's fair
It's the hickory Oh, okay. That's fair.
It's the hickory side of the crowd.
That's right.
Yes, sir.
Thank you, ma'am.
Whatever you identify.
Yes, thank you.
What's that?
He's still talking.
What did you say?
Okay.
It feels like it was longer than a year ago that I was here, because it feels like too long, to be honest.
And, yeah.
All right, here we go.
Speaking of people in the audience, we need you for this next one,
because we're going to play a little game called Last Man Stanton.
John and Topher, this is a game where Joe gets to go first,
but we're going to switch the order around,
and I like to play along on this one,
so it's going to go Joe, then me, then Topher, then Trey, then John.
We're going to take turns naming movies
that an actor or actress suggested
by a pre-selected audience member
tells us the name they suggest.
And if you can't think of a movie, you're out,
but you have a lifeline.
You can go to John, you can go to Ashley,
and Topher, you can go to Hot Buzz.
Got it.
Once. One time you can go to them
and say, help me out.
Save my ass.
I recommend you do it early,
but that's just strategy.
Okay.
Where is Jilly Busca?
Me!
Hi, Jilly Busca. It's me. Hey, Jilly Busca? Me! Hi, Jilly Busca.
That's me.
Hey, Jilly.
Where'd you come in from for the show today?
Columbia, South Carolina.
Columbia, South Carolina.
Topher knows that.
Go Cocks!
That's where I am.
Topher's from there.
I crossed state lines for this.
And you're wearing tie-dye.
I am. Yeah, so you're wearing tie-dye. I am.
Yeah, so you're a brave soul.
And what is your suggestion today for this game?
Whoopi Goldberg.
Whoopi Goldberg.
I can't think of a better...
That is a good one.
What did you say in your tweet to me?
Did you say, I've got a really good one?
Or you just said, I have a suggestion.
Were you cocky about it?
Did you say one that's rarely been used?
Did you say something like that?
Because Whoopi Goldberg, that is...
I don't recall if we've done that before.
What's that? My husbandopi Goldberg, that is I don't recall if we've done that before. What's that?
My husband and I played similar games and we were going through and thought
damn, Whoopi Goldberg.
Whoopi Goldberg, yeah.
I'm very excited because I can name every
Whoopi Goldberg movie.
But I'm going to take a glance at the panel
and see their expressions, see how
they're feeling about it.
and see their expressions,
see how they're feeling about it.
And then I'm going to go to another preselected... Maybe... Did you write to me on Twitter?
No.
No, then you're not preselected, sir.
Where is Lightyear2099?
Woo!
You're in space, man!
To infinity.
And what's your actual name?
Buzz.
Fuck yeah.
Wait, you're top buzz?
You motherfucker.
He came back from beyond.
Who's at FedEx right now?
Who's minding the store?
All right, well, I mean, hot buzz.
This is interesting because, you know,
Ashley is in the mix here.
She doesn't get to name...
She doesn't get to name somebody for us to play,
but, you know, it's all neutral at this point.
What's your...
You know, unless you happen to know Topher well enough
to know, to feed him the perfect name,
who are you thinking about?
Jack Nicholson.
Jack Nicholson.
Holy shit, Whoopi Goldberg and Jack Nicholson,
they're in at least seven movies together.
Neither.
Wrong game.
Okay, so now you guys should be happy, right?
Yes.
I speak for everyone.
The films of Jack Nicholson or Whoopi Goldberg.
The sentence has never been uttered.
We got about 10 minutes to do this.
Perfect.
I feel like it's going to be an intense one.
We'll start with you, Joe.
And also, if you go to your lifeline and they're no help to you,
you can phone a friend.
And by friend, I mean somebody famous.
Oh.
It has to be somebody famous.
And chances are they're not going to pick up.
That's true.
I'm going to call you, Des.
So we'll get to...
That's been suggested, but nobody's done it yet.
Because I won't pick up.
I can't get reception down here.
In the comedy zone.
What do you got, Joe?
Sister act.
Nice start.
Favorite Jack Nicholson movie.
start.
Favorite Jack Nicholson movie?
I mean, you leave me no choice.
But to say,
jumping Jack.
Oh!
Wow.
Topher?
Wolf.
Jack Nicholson turns into a wolf.
And it takes place
nowhere near Wall Street.
Or maybe it does.
I don't remember.
Trey, what are you doing over there?
Thinking.
It's a real brain teaser to name a movie that has Whoopi Goldberg remember. Trey, what are you doing over there? You... Thinking. Just thinking.
It's a real brain teaser to name a movie
that has Whoopi Goldberg or
Jack Nicholson? Yeah.
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
Yeah!
We won the Oscar
for that.
John? Ghost.
Joe?
Sister Act 2.
Oh!
That's not fair.
Oh, he found a loophole.
Yeah, what's the...
How many does it have?
Hang on, you guys.
What's the rest of the title?
Sister Act 2, The Shining.
Oh, man, there goes the other gift It's just the whole chorus going
Redrum, Redrum
So you might have to switch it to something else
If you don't know the full title
The Shining
Yeah So you might have to switch it to something else if you don't know the full title. The Shining.
Yeah.
Good job, good job, good job.
Mars Attacks.
Oh, shit.
Topher?
Sister Act 2, Back in the Habit.
Back in the habit again.
Back in the habit again.
Yeah, that's tough, dude.
That's rough when that happens.
Trey, what are you going with?
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 2?
Back in the bin? Boy,w Over the Cuckoo's Nest 2? Back in the bin?
Boy, these guys are cuckoo.
Made in America?
Mm-hmm.
That's right, with Willie Smith.
A young Willie Smith.
And Teddy D.
Teddy D. Yeah, man.
Hot, hot, hot movie.
Check it out if you want to see
how bad movies used to be.
John.
Batman 2.
Wait, why are you saying that?
Isn't Jack Nicholson
in that one?
No.
Which one?
Batman?
Yeah.
To you. Your point.
Batman to you
now, Doug.
What did you think I was trying
to say? Back to me.
Yeah.
It's Joe's turn
Easy rider
Yeah
Oh that's what we're gonna do
We're gonna go deep
Yes
Alright
Check this out
Check this shit out
I'll go super deep on Jack Nicholson
I will say
Oh shit
So many good ones
but I'll go with
the last detail
Jesus
I got an even deeper one for you buddy
yeah
no I don't want any part of that
five easy pieces
yep
Mo I don't want any part of that. Five easy pieces. Yep.
Mo?
You're going to Mo already?
Hey, man, look.
Who says?
Are you officially the worst player of this game?
This might be some strategy.
It's Jack fucking Nicholson.
Oh, that's right.
I did say go early.
You did.
I did.
I did advise that. I mean mean it could be a total bailout
So what do you got Lifeline?
Theodore Rex
Theodore Rex?
Wow
Can she play for me for the rest of the time?
No that was it
I had that one in my pocket
Like ready to go
Thanks for taking his pocket one
Yeah thanks for taking my pocket one.
I got a great pocket one.
Or two, or 12.
John?
Okay, I'm on the fence.
Do I go for the lifeline?
I think I know the title, but I'm...
You don't want to fuck it up.
I know, I don't want to fuck it up.
So do I just...
Okay, I'm just going to blurt this out.
You can go to your lifeline, man.
You can always figure out the real title later.
It's in your head, man.
Yeah, but I've been trying...
Where it belongs.
It's in my head the whole game, and I can't get there.
Yeah, don't fuck it up. Just go to your lifeline.
Lifeline!
Something's Gotta Give.
Something's Gotta Give.
Something's Gotta Give.
Correct!
I think that's what I was thinking of
Oh was it?
I almost said Synth of a Woman
Oh yeah you would have been wrong
Yeah he's not blind
Jack Nicholson isn't blind
in Something's Gotta Give
but he does do an occasional
That's the one with Helen Hunt.
Oh, now I'm just going to shut up.
Shut up!
Shut your mouth.
Sorry.
Come on, Trey.
We're back to Joe.
I'm about to go to Dave.
What do you got, Dave?
The bucket list.
Yes.
Who's in that?
Jack Nicholson.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, thanks, Dave.
Morgan Freeman.
They're both like, we're dying.
Let's do stuff.
And then Morgan Freeman becomes God.
Yeah, it's an indirect prequel.
All of Morgan Freeman's movies are just a guy who's going to die and become God
eventually.
Voiceovers count.
Okay.
So I'm going to go with...
I'm going to go obscure on Whoopi Goldberg
and say Clara's Heart.
Yeah, you heard me.
Topher.
The Lion King.
Yeah.
Back to you, Trey.
The color purple.
I was going to say that!
Comic relief one through five.
Ah.
I think I'm officially out.
Oh, shit.
You're a great player.
And we really miss you already.
This guy's leaving. He's so disappointed.
Sorry.
Joe? And we really miss you already. This guy's leaving. He's so disappointed. Sorry. Joe.
Joe.
Sister Act 3.
No.
Hosting The View.
She goes deep undercover.
Nope, nope, nope.
And by she, I mean Jack Nicholson.
Listen, girl.
Interrupted.
Back to you, Toph.
No, I was just,
that was impressive
because that was as good as it gets.
Topher! Topher!
Topher! Topher! Topher!
Yeah.
Columbia, South Carolina right here.
Yeah.
Frickin' Topher.
Come on, Trey.
Come on, Trey. Come on, Trey.
Trey.
Come on, Trey.
Come on, you got this.
Jack Nicholson, he's in everything.
What, Mr. Schmidt?
No, what's it?
Oh, no, something
about Schmidt, though.
Something about Schmidt?
There's something about Schmidt, though. Something about Schmidt? There's something about Mary Schmidt?
Yes.
Yes.
There's something about what's eating Schmidt.
Schmidt happens?
Yeah.
Schmidt and the Chocolate Factory.
I don't fucking know.
Did you see those horror movies, Schmidt and Schmidt Chapter Two?
Schmidt University?
About Schmidt.
About Schmidt.
Oh!
You did it. About time. You did it.
About Time.
You were so close to being The Departed.
Doug!
He loves movies.
Back to Topher.
Star Trek Generations.
Oh, nice.
Uh, Star Trek Generations.
Oh, nice.
Trey is out.
The color purple, too.
Yeah, that's what I thought.
You can't steal this, Trey.
You're not a burglar.
Oh!
Fuck!
Topher.
Uh, yeah.
So back to me so soon, eh? Yeah.
Comes around quick when there's just you and me.
I know.
Yeah.
I'm going to go to my lifeline
so I've got time to think of others.
Oh, smart.
Witches of Eastwick.
Oh.
The witches of Eastwick. Oh. Oh! The Witches of Eastwick.
Mm-hmm.
You know, I'm going to say exactly what I said
before I came here this weekend.
I'm going south.
Wow.
I could do this all day
Yeah
I
I cannot do this all day
But guess what Topher
You are a winner
Topher
Topher
Topher
Topher
Topher
Topher Topher Buzz come get your prizes Congratulations Go, Bugs! Go, Bugs! Go, Bugs! Go, Bugs! Go, Bugs! Go, Bugs! Go, Bugs!
Buzz, come get your prizes.
Congratulations.
Congrats, Buzz.
Where's he at?
Where's Buzz at?
He went back to FedEx.
He's back from beyond. Come on, Buzz.
Here you go, Buzz.
Congratulations, dude.
There's one bag. Oh, Buzz. Here you go, Buzz. Congratulations, dude. There's one bag.
Oh, wow.
He wins all that?
There you go. You get all that stuff.
And take your giant ass...
Yeah, step on your...
Stop working on my face, dude.
Step on your wife's name tag.
Do you want those back?
Yeah, we'll take them back.
Oh, we'll take them back. He's going to get them later.
He's got a lot in his hands.
He's got a lot to deal with.
Topher, congratulations on winning your first time on the show.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Topher!
Yeah.
What do you got to plug?
What's coming up for you?
Promote yourself.
Okay, so October 3rd through 5th,
we have our own comedy festival down in
Columbia, South Carolina called
the Cola Comedy Con.
My sketch
group will be doing our five-year anniversary
show on that Friday night, the 4th.
And then on the 5th, I get to
open for Brian Posehn,
who's one of our headliners.
Yay!
Nice.
Trey Gallion, what's going on?
Live at Creep Records is available
wherever you get that
stuff. And then
October
22nd, me and Tate
are doing Comedy Juice
in LA.
And then on the 25th, we're doing a show called Faded,
Sean Jordan's show, also in L.A.
Okay.
Friend of the show.
And then, yeah, my monthly in New York.
And then, oh, me and Tate are going to announce
some shows around Christmas soon,
which will be, like, Knoxville, Tennessee.
Word.
Yeah.
Nashville.
And then we're trying to figure out the rest.
So we'll see what happens, where we swing through.
Nice.
We're trying.
And you've got Trey Galleon rolling trays and T-shirts for sale after the show.
I got rolling trays and T-shirts.
Yeah.
So come see us at the merch table.
Yeah.
John Reap.
Hey, buddy.
I also have a podcast on the All Things Comedy Network.
It's called Fried.
You can get it on SoundCloud,
Apple Podcasts,
on YouTube. Go to youtube.com
slash John Reap. I also have
an album out and a comedy special.
It's called
Ginger Beard Man.
Very clever. Ginger
Beard Man.
So yeah, there you go.
Nice.
And Joe Pettis?
I got shows coming up in Asheville, Tallahassee, Nashville as well.
And I host a show every Friday, most Fridays, if I'm there in Atlanta at the Highland Inn Ballroom.
So come check us out.
Nice.
JoePettis.com.
Woo-hoo.
so come check us out.
Nice.
JoePettis.com.
You know, as usual,
for all of my dates and deets,
go to DougLovesMovies.com.
That's DougLovesMovies.com!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Always! Always!
Wait, what's the thing about Ted Danson?
I forgot about it already.
You just say, Ted Danson? I forgot about it already. You just say Ted Danson?
Question mark at the end?
Okay.
Ted Danson was inside Whoopi Goldberg.
Oh!
Thank you to the Comedy Zone here in Charlotte
and the Queen City Comedy Festival.
One more time for all of my guests.
Topher Riddle, Trey Gallion,
John Reed,
Joe Pettis.
As always, positive energy!
Thank you! viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you,
cause Doug loves movies!