Doug Loves Movies - Josh Gondelman, Martha Kelly and Jeremiah Watkins guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming baby sticky seeds
With 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Cause Doug loves movies!
Hey, hey, hey everybody!
My name is Doug and I love movies!
Coming to you once again from
the end times. It's
Thursday, April 23rd.
That's right, the number 23.
2020.
I've got nothing to plug
except to say that there'll be new episodes
of Douglas Movies every Friday
and Monday.
So you should have something to listen to
on those commutes you aren't making.
Let's meet today's guests, shall we?
They are Josh Gondelman, Martha Kelly, and Jeremiah Watkins.
Hello.
Hey, hey.
Also very polite.
I know. I was waiting for somebody else to jump in, you know.
This show could really use a Pete Holmes.
Let's meet them. I'm glad we all got that. Let's meet them individually and alphabetically starting with his debut essay collection nice try is out right now it's josh gondelman hi doug thank you for having me uh josh gondelman on the socials that's me
yeah thank you for being here thank you for having having me. Hey, you're on that, that, uh, popular radio game show thing a lot,
right?
Yeah.
They've had me on a bunch recently.
It's been really fun.
What's it called again?
Wait,
wait,
don't tell me.
Seriously.
I need to know.
It's,
I don't know how to,
I don't know how to execute this bit properly.
I just feel like in this pandemic,
they're still going to have to make Dixie Riddle cups, right?
And they need writers.
You know, there's the Dixie Riddle cup guys.
That union's really strong.
They get paid like $80 per joke.
I mean, they're immortalized on tiny cups
that get thrown in the garbage and then
go into the sea
and choke a walrus.
Also joining us,
thank you for being here, Josh. Also joining us,
star of Baskets
and Marriage Story, it's
Martha Kelly, everybody.
Hi, Doug. Thanks for having me.
Also, hi, Josh and Hi, Doug. Thanks for having me.
Also, hi, Josh and Jeremiah and Matt.
Hello.
How's it going, Martha?
Good.
Just quarantining.
Pretty great.
It's nice to have a pet, though, right?
Yeah, I have a dog and two cats, and they are a lot of fun to be quarantined with.
Yeah, that's probably the best thing for people.
If you don't have a pet,
this is a great time to shelter a pet
because there's so many that need homes right now,
especially now.
Yeah, definitely.
Martha Kelly 3
on Twitter. What are those other two
Martha Kellys like? Are they real
spitfires?
I don't know. I think I
joined in 2009
and I can't remember the
process of elimination, but
yeah, they're probably bitches.
That's my best guess.
Well, you know, as far as I'm concerned, 2009 was 2000 and late.
Also joining us, thank you, Martha, also joining us.
Also joining us, thank you, Martha, also joining us.
You know him from the pretty new Jeremiah Wonders podcast.
It's Jeremiah Watkins.
Hey, how's it going, guys?
I mean, new to me.
I was just on it just yesterday, right just yesterday right yeah yeah just came out on youtube
i love it i got it should i watch it yeah i think it's entertaining i had on you and uh
the writers of uh the sonic movie my buddies uh pat casey and josh miller so it's a
it's a special 420 episode with three awesome guests. Do you watch any of them?
I go back through and watch.
I'll kind of skim through moments that I remember that I liked to see how it turned out and stuff like that.
And then like, you know, to make clips and stuff like that.
Yeah, I don't really love watching, you know know especially stuff that was just sort of off the
cuff or whatever like unless it's good unless i have to look at it for editing purposes i you
know i'd rather never see it again you know it's like it's kind of like a improv performance
right once it's done it's out there and you don't revisit it kind of thing.
Yeah. Now everybody wants everything on video.
So I'm getting, I'm cleaning more and more to the radio slash podcast,
audio only format.
Yeah, I dig this. I mean, it's,
it's super convenient to just do the audio for this right now.
Yeah. I tell people you don't have to be camera ready to do those movies these days i purposely didn't shower
so i could do this podcast today so i'm right it's exciting it's just you just do it however
i learned it's gritty i learned from the producers that, you know, you guys may have gotten this in your instruction letter,
that, you know, a bedroom with, like,
carpeting and blankets and pillows and stuff
is probably the best sound you're going to find
in a modern- day domicile.
So I just do
this. I'm in bed when I'm
recording this.
Nice.
Oh man, this podcast just got
so sexy, dude.
I know.
I was going to say, you should bring a bed to the
live show so it has that intimate vibe.
As I was saying it, I was like, say, you should bring a bed to the live show so it has that intimate vibe. I mean, as I was saying it, I was like, damn,
this is spicy talk right here.
You're like, these are one of those improv moments.
I don't want to record it.
Yeah, I really, you guys, we got to quickly move on
before something else happens in this bed.
Uh-oh.
before something else happens in this bed. Uh-oh.
Have you guys been binging any of the old 70s game shows
where everybody kisses on the mouth?
No.
I know what you're talking about, but I haven't been binging it.
You have one to recommend?
Well, you know, Family Fe the uh the ultimate with richard dawson because for a while
uh he kissed everybody but i guess there were some exceptions like
at one point he had a second wife so he stopped for a while
she was like this is what broke up your first marriage no more yeah something like that may have happened yeah and then uh
but then i think by popular demand he started doing it again but he only do it to single ladies
over 60 or something i don't know that's the weirdest set of rules to follow for that
yeah it was strange it was strange times but i gotta say like people are
like can you believe what they they were doing in the 70s people were shocked by it in the 70s
it was just weird to kiss everybody and now we can officially kiss that goodbye as a thing
no one's ever gonna do that except on an episode of the next season of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Yeah, for sure.
I don't know.
I don't know if Biden is going to follow that.
He's a kisser, man.
Why is Joe Biden on the set of Family Feud kissing all the contestants
on the couch?
Exactly.
He just inherited the show as the new host.
I mean I
kind of dig a kissy president
I mean it's the trouble
it's the lack of consent is the problem
you know
but you know
he's like kind of a hippie
you know like just fun loving
dude and yeah consent though
would you kiss Biden on the mouth
Doug I was trying to think fun loving dude and yeah consent though. Would you kiss Biden on the mouth Doug?
I was
trying to think of like what I would ask
for in exchange but he's
already flipped on you know he's
okay with marijuana now
so
you know I can't think of any other
issues that I'd want him to change
his stance on
for a kiss from me.
Let me, I got to think about this some more, you guys, I'll get back to you.
I hope this isn't how it works.
This is a surprise to me, Josh, but I've been waiting to hear,
I know there's a lot of, you know, that's the system i've been waiting to hear i know there's a lot of you know there's
the deep uh deep state and whatnot and so uh i'm not surprised by much anymore yeah i'm glad we
have this heads up i think if someone put me on the spot i i would like forget all about universal
health care i'd be like kiss joe biden and he'll take any policy position you want i would like
forget about all the important ones and go straight to like i don't know socks should be warmer just like i blew it yeah you gotta really uh take
advantage of that moment am i right martha you are goddamn right doug
i knew you'd be there for me and uh so we don't that's uh we chat a little bit about movies if there's time at the end.
But for now, we get right to the part
where I say, let the
games begin.
And there's no name tags, no
presser.
Let's just play for fun.
Do you guys remember what fun was like?
Vangley.
I recall.
Yeah. Let's see if we can do it.
Let's see if we can make it happen.
We're going to begin with something that I call ABCD's Nuts.
It's a spelling game.
And today, in honor of the movie The Gentleman being out on DVD and on demand.
We are going to spell
the word
Gentleman.
Now a theme will emerge, but at least the
first person to start, we're going to play
in alphabetical order, so you're up first
Josh.
You just have to name any movie
that begins with the letter G
as in
gentlemen.
And,
uh,
if you match the one that I wrote down ahead of time,
you just win automatically.
Wow.
But if you mentioned any other movie that begins with G,
which doesn't,
it's harder than it seems,
uh,
then you,
uh,
you get to stay in the game and then I'll come back to you.
Well,
the next letter E will go
to Martha.
Does that make sense, you guys?
Yes.
Okay.
Shall I begin?
G, yes.
The letter G, Josh.
Guys and dolls.
Lovely guess
I think they're going to try to make that into a movie again
But I went with
Grumpy Old Men
E is the next letter to you Martha
E.T.
the extraterrestrial
I love that answer
it's a terrific answer
I went with
eat, drink, man, woman
oh
yeah interesting
N
is the next letter
going to Jeremiah
okay let me see here N N is the next letter going to Jeremiah.
Okay, let me see here.
N. N.
What about...
Oh, man.
Total brain fur right now on N movies.
You know, just think of any word that begins with N.
Maybe it's the start of a movie title.
Yeah.
No Way Out. See See that's perfect
End title
It's not the one I was looking for
Mine was
No country for old men
But no
You matched the no dude
That's pretty good.
Getting there.
Heating up.
Yeah, so T is the next letter back to the top of the lineup.
Back to Josh.
Does the word the count as a T, or does it go to the next word?
It does count as a T.
Okay, so I'll go with the Irishman.
Excellent.
Excellent.
I went with 12 Angry Men.
Ah.
I think someone's feeling a theme here.
Martha?
Elle?
Someone's feeling a theme here.
Martha L.
I can't figure out what the theme is,
but my movie title is Leaving Las Vegas.
Yeah, that's what people are doing right now because everything's closed.
That movie came true.
I'm going to say,
have you seen,
there's ads on TV though,
that show like a sparkling Vegas.
And they're like,
Hey,
we're going to still be here.
We'll catch you guys later.
I can't decide when,
when that re cause they're,
they're talking about reopening soon,
but I can't decide like when it's safe, if people are going to flock but I can't decide when it's safe if people are going to flock there
and just go totally wild
or if they're going to be like, no, we're never going back to Vegas.
Are you out of your mind?
I'm really looking forward to the private
buffets.
Okay, so
Elle,
I went with Little Women.
Oh, yeah.
Uh-huh.
All right.
The next letter is E.
Will you take Exorcism of Emily Rose?
Will you take Exorcism of Emily Rose?
Is that the Exorcism of Emily Rose or just Exorcism of?
I would have to IMDB it to.
Doesn't matter. I like it just for the sheer beauty of it.
Whatever that means.
I went with eight men out.
Okay.
You see the theme, eight men out.
Eight men out.
Next letter is M, Martha.
Wait, it doesn't go to Josh?
I think it's me.
It can if you want it to, Josh.
Martha, I'll take this bullet for you.
Josh.
I will go with man of the year.
Oh, that's a good one.
I went with men at work.
Ah.
E, Martha.
Sorry about that before.
E, I'm going to go with eat, pray, love.
Oh, that's a good one.
I said Encino man.
Oh.
Nice.
And the last word is
Gentlemen, currently available
on DVD and on demand.
Directed by Guy Ritchie.
And to you,
who is it on, Jeremiah?
It's me.
Ninja Gaiden. What. Ninja Gaiden.
What?
Ninja Gaiden.
Ninja Gaiden?
Uh-huh.
Ninja Gaiden. It's based on a video game.
I'm like 95%
sure it's a movie as well
as a video game. I remember the video
game.
Wouldn't it be weird
if that's what I had written down?
Freaking theme.
Something I don't even
recognize when you're telling it.
Idiot's on the paper
though. What is it?
What?
No.
I went with a movie called
Nothing in Common.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
It's so stupid.
It's movies with men, man, or man in the title.
All right.
We need to regroup so we're gonna go to a brief commercial message and then we will uh we'll return with another game
and uh more with josh and martha and Jeremiah, stick around.
All right, we're back.
And we're going to determine our winner today by playing one more game that is a big,
supersized last man or woman Stanton.
Last Man or Woman Stanton.
You guys have all played that game, Last Man Stanton,
on Doug Lo's movies? Yes.
Yeah, but I kind of forget why it's called Last Man
Stanton. Is it about Harry Dean Stanton?
It's about him in the sense that, yes, it was named after him,
but then that's where it ends.
Okay.
Much like Harry Dean's life itself, that is over.
It's just a tribute and an opportunity to occasionally have the conversation
that he was on Doug Lo's movies once
and he won
when we played this game.
Lost his heart.
Yeah, because
we played the films of Harry Dean
Stanton.
And
somehow he managed to pull it
off, but it was a squeaker.
Who did he narrowly defeat? He narrowly beat And somehow he managed to pull it off, but it was a squeaker. So this is a no.
Who did he narrowly defeat?
He narrowly beat Paul F. Tompkins and Jen Kirkman.
So this game is an homage to him.
It became that immediately, yeah,
because I'd only played it a couple of times,
and that time it was called and remind
and remind me what what this one is
um this is the supersized edition of it so what's going to happen is each of you are going to tell
me again we'll go in alphabetical order you will tell me the uh name of an actor or actress who you think you know
their library of film work pretty well that like you can name all or most of the movies they were
in somebody that you'll be competitive with in this game because then once we have all three names all four of us will name movies that all
three of those people were in so you could steal from other people's choice if you desire and if
you get if we get to a point where somebody can't think of a movie that any of these people has been
in which hits you hit that wall quicker than you'd think especially if the names
are tricky um yeah so last person man or woman can be the winner so is it um like let's say
that you have to guess movies that all three of the actors were in that one movie
those are all the
guesses
that sounds terrifying
for some reason that
that question's come up
before so I guess I went clear
about the fact that we just
need you know each of you to give a name
of an actor who then we will name
all the films
that those three people were in individually.
There may be some crossover,
but it's unlikely that at any point
a movie will come up to all three actors
that each of you have chosen individually.
This isn't like some sort of psychic show in Vegas
where I'm going to mentally make you guys pick
what I want you to pick.
This is completely up to you
and it's strategic.
If there's an actor who you know
all their movies, especially if it's
like, I mean,
nobody should do this today, but
if I was playing, I'd say James Dean
because there's only three movies
that he's been in.
So you get those out of the way,
and then it comes down to a game of you picking away
at the other two people's choices.
Okay.
I got it.
I don't know if that's good strategy or not.
I just started playing.
This game just got invented,
so I don't know if it even makes any sense at all,
but I appreciate you guys giving it a shot.
So Josh Gondelman with a G,
what actor or actress do you think you'd like to use today?
I'm going the opposite of that strategy.
I'm going with someone with a bunch of movies and I think I can name the niche
ones as well.
Adam Sandler.
Oh my goodness. That is a big one.
You're right. And niche ones as well is going to help out
a lot.
What do you think, Martha?
I just
listened to her memoir so I'm going to
say Demi Moore.
Oh, that is a very very good choice
i think i could do pretty good with demi more and uh jeremiah uh i think i'm gonna go with jim
carey oh good lord you guys have really you have really done something here.
We're both male comedians of a certain age.
Yeah, right.
Okay, so I don't get to name somebody.
There's no reason to make this more difficult or easy,
depending on how you look at it.
And so that's the order we'll go in, is we'll go
Josh, Martha, Jeremiah, Doug,
and then back to Josh.
When it comes to you, just name any movie
with Adam Sandler, Demi Moore,
or Jim Carrey
in it, and
you get a few seconds, and then
if at some point you can't think of one,
then just say that you need to tap.
Ready?
Ready.
Josh,
what do you got?
In honor of today,
it's already been mentioned on the podcast.
I'll go with the number 23.
You are a savage,
nicest man.
That's a,
that's also a savage player.
Thank you.
Martha. Um, a few good men. that's also a savage player. Thank you. Martha?
A Few Good Men.
All right.
That is, of course, a Jimmy Moore
movie.
Those other two dudes
are not in.
Jeremiah?
Punch Drunk Love.
All right.
Let's see.
I'm going to say
Earth girls are easy.
But my answer is
Back to you, Josh.
I'm going to go with
Striptease.
Nice.
And now here's Martha with
the weather.
I'm going to go with G.I. Jane.
There's a good rain scene in that movie.
Yeah.
Jeremiah.
Eight crazy nights.
Like when you're in boot camp,
I mean, don't you
basically, aren't you in boot camp until
there's one night where it's raining
and they make you do calisthenics in the
rain until you finally break
and become a true soldier?
Yeah, they call it G.I. Jane night.
They institute
it after the movie.
They're like like this looks good
who said eight crazy nights
I did
hey Jeremiah
thanks for the
thanks for the help because I'm going to say
hotel
Transylvania
yeah that might open up some ideas Hotel Transylvania. Oh.
Yeah.
That might have opened up some ideas.
Josh?
I'm going to go with Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.
I like that.
Gave me an idea.
You're going to become a pet detective?
No, it reminded me to walk my dog.
They have to go out like once every two weeks, right?
Oh, no.
Martha?
I'm going to go with One Crazy Summer
Okay
A lot of numbers
I'll get this one out of the way
Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls
Damn you
Because now I have to go to the bathroom
You're so suggestible, Mr. E.
I really am.
I'm so suggestible.
That's why I'm going to say liar, liar.
Ooh, that's a solid one.
Josh?
Yes, I'm going to say The Truman Show.
Martha?
Ghost?
Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind that sounded like uh there's about to be a reading of it or something
that sounds like an npr introduction um
um okay i am gonna go with this really, we're really knocking them down.
Oh, man.
I want to make sure I say this title right.
Make sure you correct me if I'm wrong.
I was just talking about it earlier today.
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone.
Yep, that's right. Oh, good. Because you know how those magicians are. the incredible Burt Wonderstone. Yep.
That's right.
Oh,
good.
Cause you know how those magicians are like,
some of them are incredible,
but others are amazing.
Some are fantastic.
And some are David Blaine.
Yeah.
Right.
They're just like,
Holy shit.
You know,
words do not need to proceed.
My name is how magical I am he's the
Davidist guy I've ever seen on stage
where are we at whose turn
is it it's me
I'm gonna take another
easy one off the table
I'm gonna to say The Mask.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Martha.
I'm realizing no one is trying to poach my
movies because they're a lot younger
than I am, but I'm going to
say Indecent Proposal.
I'm wondering if Jeremiah
and Josh actually know any Demi Moore
movies from the 80s and 90s
I knew the ones that
have been said I know
but I wouldn't have pulled them as like
like they weren't on the tip
of my tongue as things to say but then when you said them
I'm like oh yeah I've seen that movie
yeah yeah yeah Ghost Striptease
yeah Jane
what else have you got j dub
51st dates oh well that opens up a whole can of worms right there and i will go i'll go ahead
and dig up blended yep josh i'm going to go Happy Gilmore.
Ooh.
Okay, that took a turn.
Martha?
Can you remind me what's the last one I said?
I forgot.
You said Indecent Proposal.
Oh, okay.
The next one, Disclosure. Oh, okay. The next one, Disclosure.
Oh, yeah.
That's a big Jimmy Moore
joint.
Jeremiah?
She was sexually
harassing Michael Douglas too much, right?
Yep. Ladybosses.
That was the point.
Dumb and dumber okay
um i would rather you just play the game and not insult your competitors
i'm showing my real cards now what hurts the most is I can't tell if I'm dumb or dumber
Just look to your left
And see if you notice the ampersand
Fair enough
Where are we?
We're all in our homes
No shit
Oh it's my turn
Oh I was so excited that no one is the wedding singer.
Oh, yeah.
When are they going to make the masked wedding singer?
That should be a fun new thing at weddings
is that they have a special guest singer,
but they come out in a wacky costume and do a few numbers.
Everybody writes down who they think it is.
And then the guy takes the mask off or lady.
And anybody that wrote down their name gets to make love to them.
It was a great idea. It fell apart at the end. A lot of the best ideas ever great idea it fell apart at the end a lot of the best ideas
ever have like too many things at the end third act problems with that wedding pitch you know i
mean like roombas initially they were also supposed to send away jehovah's witness people
but that just got weird because they didn't understand why the vacuum cleaner was telling him to go away.
It's not my turn.
It's my turn, I think.
Go, Josh.
All right.
Another old Sandler will go Billy Madison.
Yes.
Yeah.
I was about to say that one.
He knows the oldies there.
Martha. St. Elmo's Fire. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I was about to say that one. He knows the oldies there. Martha?
St. Elmo's Fire?
Mm-hmm.
That's right. And let me think of something I'm going to say.
Jeremiah?
The Longest Yard.
Oh, you're on fire.
I'm going to go with
About Last Night.
The White One.
I hope it didn't drop out when I said that.
I said The White One.
Back to me? Yes, sir. white one. Alright.
Back to me. Yes, sir.
Big Daddy.
Oh, Big Daddy.
The original title.
Too sexual.
You just said that because you're in bed right now.
Yeah.
It was really weird because it's about him raising a little boy.
Originally
it was called Don't Stop, Big Daddy,
but
Don't Stop Raising That Kid.
What didn't people understand?
That's what they meant. That was no big deal.
Okay, so
Martha?
Now and Then. Oh, that's excellent, Jimmy Moore. That's on Martha um now and then
oh that's
excellent Jimmy Moore that's on
that's on one of the
streaming services right now
Jeremiah
Batman
Forever
wow
forever hey can I tell
you guys something kind of crazy
There's a person that's going to do
Probably not for sure
But probably because he's done it a couple other episodes
There's somebody that's going to do a letterbox
Thing
Of a mosaic or whatever
Of all the movies
That we mention
During the course of this episode
Whoa Oh wow All the posters for all these movies mention during the course of this episode. Whoa. Oh, wow.
You know, all the posters
for all these movies
all next to each other.
It's going to be interesting.
And also time-consuming
because there's a lot of movies we've mentioned.
Maybe you should only do the ones
where we really talk more than just
the title about.
Anyway.
Did you know that Robin Williams was originally up for the Riddler character?
But then there's like a scheduling thing or something.
And so Jim Carrey had the opportunity to take a crack at it.
And they obviously went with him
for the role I didn't know that
that's why the
that's why the
there's like this like kind of puppet looking
thing like an animatronic thing
with a Riddler hat on it they based that
look off like as a little homage
to Robin Williams that's all what I've heard from
like fan theory and stuff
like that but I don't know if that's true.
Wow,
you were deep in it, man.
Yeah, dude.
Okay, so who went last?
Nobody
remembers? Was it Jeremiah saying Batman Forever?
Yeah, I think so
yes it sure was
you know whenever it's like in a poker game
whenever somebody says who's turn it is
probably theirs
or Monopoly
I'm gonna say
I'm gonna go with
you went Batman Forever
I gotta take out
a Jim Carrey just to mess with you a little bit there,
Jeremiah.
You know what I mean?
It's just what I need to do in order.
I mean,
you're kicking ass,
but I want to kick ass too.
Oh yeah.
He was great.
That's a great one.
He's awesome in that movie. He denounced that movie. He's the great one he's awesome in that movie he denounced that movie
he's the best thing in that in that movie he was also the best thing in the wonderful burt
magical but um uh yeah why did he denounce that movie because i don't think he realized how
violent he was when he was you know in it um So he felt bad that it was so wacky, but also violent.
So like it has colors and things that would appeal to children,
but then it's so violent.
Anyway, I mean, you know, he seems like a really interesting dude.
He, you know, stuck his neck out on that.
I don't know why he bothered.
If he just would have kept quiet, the movie didn't really raise much.
Nobody was mad at it.
People weren't upset.
They were like, Jim Carrey, your silence is deafening.
Yeah, no, he could have just sat that one out,
just been quietly mad about it.
Okay, so, but I hear he steals.
Whose turn is it?
My turn.
Okay, I won't say it yet, then I'm going to save it.
Go ahead, Josh.
I'm going to go with Man on the Moon.
Oh, that's a good one.
One of Jimmy Moore's best Martha
title role baby
me myself and Irene
oh
that's yeah
sorry it's all good um i'm gonna go with i like a good steal
i know right i'm gonna go with uh anger management oh wow look at you reaching across the aisle
um joe biden himself is on this podcast.
I would take what Joe Biden kissed you all.
I want it to be
illegal to run on the sidewalk.
I keep hearing
Jim Carrey's reason number one to see
Sonic the Hedgehog.
Oh, yeah.
Another movie
previously mentioned on this podcast episode.
Oh.
That's only one
poster. A little trivia for
the people on this podcast currently.
So it's back to you Josh
I'm gonna go
Little Nikki
you devil
Martha
The Butcher's Wife
wow that is
that is a deep cut
so to speak
Demi Moore
Butcher's wife I like it
she had like blonde hair in that joint
yeah
Jeremiah
let's go with Mr. Popper's
Penguins
you know what like that's what I
say whenever you you know,
I'm with somebody and they're down.
Mr. Penguins Popper is a very different movie.
Yeah, no, I say that when I'm on the clubs.
Okay, so...
Let's see.
What other... Oh, shit. Okay, so let's see.
Oh, shit.
I can't believe we almost forgot it.
Dumb and Dumber 2.
Yep.
T-O-O. Oh, ha, ha, ha.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Hee, hee.
Hee, hee, hee, hoo, ha, ha.
Back to Josh.
I'm going to go Grown Ups. back to josh i'm gonna go uh grown-ups oh you rascal martha take it away
i reminded me of um spanglish uh
hold on one sec Your dog's not trying to help, is it?
That's not Spanglish, dog.
That's just bark.
Sorry about that.
Somebody was driving by and she got mad about it.
I've been there.
Martha'soll.
I'm going to guess Ruth.
Oh, sorry, Martha.
The movie we're looking for is Babe.
Okay, so Spanglish was a good answer, though.
That was a good one.
Yeah.
I'm going to just go with Grown grown-ups too since you know yeah why not
there was get it out of the way you know yep it was right there yeah so easy it was it was
like just sort of sitting there uh you know just like hotel transylvania too oh Oh.
Josh.
I'm going to say click.
You know what?
There's no reason for you to leave.
That is, I say that when I end a Zoom call,
so people know.
I say click.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know when these things end.
If everyone just says click, it makes it so easy.
You slap your you slam your laptop
closed really hard just to let people know
definitively that the call is over with
like an 80s movie.
With the phone on.
Cut to the other person flinching, you know,
like their shoulders come up from
Hey, why is that so loud?
Ah, you heard me.
Why'd you slam it?
You really can't slam things anymore
like you used to be able to.
It's just doors now.
Yeah, it's ridiculous.
It's, you know what?
Whose turn is it?
I think mine.
Yes, yes.
I'm going to say Charlie's Angels' Full Throttle. mine? Yes. Yes.
I'm going to say Charlie's Angels
Full Throttle.
Perfect.
Mr. Watkins.
Nobody said the Waterboy yet, yet have they I've got others
they have not
I will choose the water boy
I mean these three this is a crazy
yeah this is pretty wild
I mean this is no small affair
Josh I'm gonna say I'll go another Josh
I'm gonna say I'll go another
quick to mine Sandler
uncut gems
oh yeah
oh yeah
oh yeah
give me the gem
Sandler are you here with us now
yeah here right now.
How you guys doing?
Oh!
You're so good in that movie, dude.
Thank you so much.
I appreciate it very much.
I can't believe you're dropping by for Doug Love's movies after all these years.
You know, I'm a pretty big fan, Doug.
It's always nice to
call my old pal
Dougie Benson up and say hello.
Give me one for old times' sake.
Give me a Benson.
Benson.
Shampoo
is better than conditioner
Alright that's enough
It was fun for a second
I gotta go
I gotta film
9 more Netflix movies
I gotta go
Get the fuck out of here
I mean in Uncut Gems
They took all of his clothes
All of his clothes And then he's on his cell phone
in the trunk of a car calling his wife
does he have a
burner in the trunk
because trunks are just such a cliche
it feels he's going to end up in it
I thought you were using that as like slang
to mean he like boofed a phone
He's got a burner in the trunk
It's always there for him
No burner in the trunk is
When you you know it's painful diarrhea
That doesn't help anything
Diarrhea all over the car
I forgot which movies we've said so far Can we start over That doesn't help anything. Diarrhea all over the car.
I forgot which movies we've said so far.
Can we start over?
Who said Uncut Gems?
I did.
Okay, so Martha?
I'm going to say Once Bitten.
I like it.
I'll whip out some early Jim Carrey, I'm not afraid.
Okay.
Jeremiah.
I'm going to go with The Grinch.
Oh, yeah.
What the what?
How's it go? how's what go
the title
the Grinch
what does he do
uh
what does he do
what does he do
yeah what did we find out by watching that movie
the full title, you mean?
Yeah.
The Grinch Who Stole Christmas?
Yeah, that's close enough, right?
Is that how The Grinch Stole Christmas?
Yeah, I mean, I think that the version that he did was just called The Grinch.
They just had one that was animated.
It just came out.
You know,
you shouldn't represent yourself when you go to trial,
Jeremiah.
Yeah.
The one with Ron Howard had the long title,
but the one,
the more recent animated one was just the Grinch.
You probably saw like billboards everywhere that said The Grinch and they
they made, you know, they brainwashed
you.
But it doesn't matter to me
none because it's still a perfectly
acceptable answer
and
I'm going to write it down the proper way.
Okay.
It's going to take me a few minutes
because I'm
doing all this in calligraphy.
It's going to be beautiful.
That's even better than a mosaic.
Yeah, I'm thinking about making
it into a shirt.
I'm quarantining in a cave right now,
so I've just been writing notes in blood
on stone.
Wow, old school.
I'm plugging.
on stone.
Wow, old school.
Unplugging.
How about some of that Adam Driver blood, right, Martha?
What?
Did you just knock something over?
I just dropped my phone.
I get so excited when people
mention Adam Driver. I get so excited when people mention Adam Driver.
I was.
Well, you got to watch him bleed is all I'm trying to say.
They did the special effects after I shot my part.
Sorry to say.
So he just like sat there pretending to bleed.
Yeah, he's really good though.
I was worried for him
even though I didn't see any blood.
Right, that's the thing.
It's like he did really seem like
he lost a lot of blood
and it was dangerous.
Yeah.
And you were all laughing.
And you were looking at him like, why isn't he bleeding?
He seems like he should be bleeding
yeah i was afraid he was having a nervous breakdown
it's just funny that like you know the movie's got lots of funny parts and lines in it
and it's a kind of a comedy drama but i think it leans more on drama
but it's funny that the funniest scene is the one where Adam
Driver almost bleeds to death
I just
want to add
completely sincere I absolutely
loved working with him
he is very sweet
that's nice
I was very afraid
he would be a Johnny Hotshit type, but he was not.
He was a Joey Sweetshit.
He was Joey Sweetshit all the way.
Yeah, I just think he's just a good actor and a nice fella.
And it's, you know, it's pretty annoying.
Yeah.
Bella, and it's, you know,
it's pretty annoying.
Yeah.
How does anybody else survive in Adam Driver's world?
Who's next?
I don't know. Who is next?
Probably me.
So I'm going to say
I'll go early to me more. I don't care. I'm going to say I'll go early
Demi Moore I don't care
I'm going to say blame it on Rio
oh wow
early Michael Caine
or mid Michael Caine whatever you want to call it
yeah I mean he had a long
mid
yeah he had a long long mid
lengthy mid
it was formidable
i liked it
he was the guy for a while though like michael king clearly would not say no to anything he was
in so many he had a streak of so many garbage movies and then he started being really cool
again i think probably because of Batman.
There was, have you read the book about M. Night Shyamalan called The Man Who
Heard Voices?
No.
It's great. It's like truly an excellent book.
It's about him kind of like coming unglued a little bit while he was trying to
make Lady in the Water.
And Paul Giamatti tells this story
about in the book about uh looking up to michael cain because he has like a whiff of hack like
he'll just kind of do whatever but he always shows up and gets the job done and that's really stuck
with me but also the book is like sincerely a real fun read yeah whiff of hack but also like hack not necessarily completely as in
you know hacky or bad but also
just as workman like
yeah exactly as a guy who like shows up
and does the job and isn't like
pretentious about like oh I can't
be in this or whatever he just like will do the job
wherever he is
yeah and that's why he's in
beyond the Poseidon adventure
um Yeah, and that's why he's in Beyond the Poseidon Adventure.
Is it me? Whose turn is it?
I think it's me.
It's your turn, yes, yes.
I'm going to go with Pixels.
Oh, yeah.
Pixels.
Martha?
This is corny as hell for me to say, and I apologize, but corporate animals.
Why is that corny?
Because I was in it.
That's cool.
I haven't been able to do that with any movies
if I was you I would have been
leading with that
that's awesome
this is a flex for you slobs but corporate
animals
I saved it for last because
I knew no one had heard of it
that's fair
my secret weapon
Jeremiah that's fair my secret weapon Jeremiah
that's my boy
oh yeah
which makes me want to say
just go for it
alright Josh the cobbler it. All right,
Josh,
the cobbler.
Okay.
I was going to say in the interest of time.
Oh,
sorry.
No,
that's okay.
Just going to say in the interest of time,
uh,
I'm going to give everybody just two seconds to answer.
And I am going to step out cause we need to declare a winner.
And Martha, go.
Empire Records.
Who was in that?
I hope to God, Adam Sandler, but probably not.
No, I'm sorry.
Sorry.
That was perfect timing, though, because I want this to be over.
Jeremiah.
Jeremiah.
Horton hears a who.
Oh, boy.
I see what you're doing.
Naming movies.
Naming movies.
Okay.
What do you think there,
Josh?
Oh, and the Noah Baumbach vein
we were discussing earlier, the Meyerowitz
Chronicles. Oh, I like it.
Back to you, Jay.
The Majestic.
You got it. What do you say, Jay. The Majestic. You got it.
What do you say, Jay?
I have Dirty Work.
Adam Sandler had an uncredited cameo playing the devil.
I love it.
Jay?
Airheads.
Oh, nice one.
Great pull. What else you got jay uh this is bj now
um i'm gonna i might be messing these two up but i'm gonna say bruce almighty
was that the jim carrey one uh jay yep um i now pronounce you Chuck and Larry.
Oh, man.
Jay.
Jack and Jell.
Oh, all the J's are out.
Jay.
The hot chick.
Whoa.
He's a drummer with Rasta Dreads.
I don't know if he's actual Rastafarian or a guy pretending to be Rastafarian.
Josh.
I think the new one with Jennifer Aniston for Netflix was called Murder Mystery.
It sure was because they spent less than a day on it.
I'm thinking of the title.
Jay.
The Animal.
Oh,
man.
What was he in that?
He had another
like you can do it
type of cameo in that movie.
Okay.
Josh. Here's one I've only seen type of cameo in that movie. Okay. Josh?
Here's one I've only seen in,
I saw this at Blockbuster Video,
and I don't think anyone I knew ever
watched it. No!
Don't say it!
No! That was one of my,
like, my last ones.
Sorry, Jeremiah.
What else?
I've got
Rain Over May.
Oh, that's a good one.
Serious Sandler.
Drama.
Josh.
I'm going to hope he was in the Ridiculous
Six.
Yeah, why not?
he was in the ridiculous six yeah
why not
Jay
I think
that's all of mine that I
have
hey man you were
a strong competitor you
you know
might want to think about
Changing your last name to something earlier
In the alphabet and give you more of a leg up
The old
Gondolman advantage
Dating back
Generations
Do you have one more, Josh, just to rub it in?
I think
I am honestly tapped out
Oh no, why can't i think of one
more oh oh hotel transylvania uh hotel transylvania three is a tough one because sandy wexler
subtitle about it being summer vacation or something uh sandy wexler is my rub it in one.
Is that the full title?
Is it not?
I think it's like colon agent to the stars.
Okay.
You don't mess with the Zohan.
Fuck, we both missed that.
That's the full title.
Sandy Wexler colon you don't mess with the Zohan.
Rebuttal.
You don't mess with the Zohan rebuttal you don't mess with the zohan
congratulations josh godelman you won thank you yeah there's no prizes but it raises your immunity
oh that's good to to can i choose what it raises my immunity to
um i you know that's a lot of immunity just has to do with, you know,
how you feel about yourself.
Okay.
Are you doing all right there in New York?
Pretty good, yeah.
I, like, barely leave the apartment, and I think, you know,
it's scary outside, but it's suiting me in here so far.
Okay, that's good.
That's good to hear.
Martha, you're holding up all right with all your pets yeah i'm hanging steady and i go to starbucks every day
at the drive-thru so i feel like i have some human contact yeah that's pretty cool there's um
there's a dispensary in los angeles was, it was a restaurant and a weed place.
That was the first cafe where you could,
you know,
smoke while you're eating.
And of course they shut down immediately when the,
everything went on lockdown,
but now they're going to reopen and you can do drive up.
Weed and food from the same place.
Wow. I wish there was stuff
like that back when I smoked pot.
Jeremiah.
Dag.
Jeremiah was
a Watkins.
Kill Tony.
Still going strong Monday nights nights yep doing it uh you're brand new how old's your
podcast uh you were episode 120 okay so it's brand new he just started it i just assume it
was new because i you know i thought you would ask me to
be on like you know very early on uh but 120 episodes um all right well it was great um
thanks man yeah i'm just at jeremiah stand up on social media. I did all those clips and all that stuff.
Yeah.
I did have a very good time as,
as we,
Oh shit.
Um,
somebody else is anxious to get out of here.
Um,
uh,
July 11th is when I'm supposed to be a Bricktown comedy club in Oklahoma
city.
Uh,
maybe we'll,
we'll see.
Who knows?
I,
you know, we're following the science. Uh, thanks again to Josh and Martha. club in Oklahoma City. Maybe. We'll see. Who knows?
We're following the science.
Thanks again to Joss and Martha and Jeremiah. Thank you, guys.
Thank you so much.
Good playing with you guys.
A pleasure. Really nice to meet you, Jeremiah.
You too, buddy.
That was really a heated battle,
but you came out friends at the end.
Yeah. Martha, nice playing with you, too.
You, too, Jeremiah, and
congratulations, Josh.
Thank you, Martha.
Everybody stay safe.
Yes.
As always,
now get that end
theme ready.
Positive energy. Now it's time for Doug to watch
another talkie.
Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him
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