Doug Loves Movies - Josh Gondelman, Martha Kelly and Jeremiah Watkins guest

Episode Date: April 24, 2020

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming baby sticky seeds With 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love movies! Coming to you once again from the end times. It's
Starting point is 00:00:27 Thursday, April 23rd. That's right, the number 23. 2020. I've got nothing to plug except to say that there'll be new episodes of Douglas Movies every Friday and Monday. So you should have something to listen to
Starting point is 00:00:44 on those commutes you aren't making. Let's meet today's guests, shall we? They are Josh Gondelman, Martha Kelly, and Jeremiah Watkins. Hello. Hey, hey. Also very polite. I know. I was waiting for somebody else to jump in, you know. This show could really use a Pete Holmes.
Starting point is 00:01:29 Let's meet them. I'm glad we all got that. Let's meet them individually and alphabetically starting with his debut essay collection nice try is out right now it's josh gondelman hi doug thank you for having me uh josh gondelman on the socials that's me yeah thank you for being here thank you for having having me. Hey, you're on that, that, uh, popular radio game show thing a lot, right? Yeah. They've had me on a bunch recently. It's been really fun. What's it called again? Wait,
Starting point is 00:01:52 wait, don't tell me. Seriously. I need to know. It's, I don't know how to, I don't know how to execute this bit properly. I just feel like in this pandemic,
Starting point is 00:02:08 they're still going to have to make Dixie Riddle cups, right? And they need writers. You know, there's the Dixie Riddle cup guys. That union's really strong. They get paid like $80 per joke. I mean, they're immortalized on tiny cups that get thrown in the garbage and then go into the sea
Starting point is 00:02:28 and choke a walrus. Also joining us, thank you for being here, Josh. Also joining us, star of Baskets and Marriage Story, it's Martha Kelly, everybody. Hi, Doug. Thanks for having me. Also, hi, Josh and Hi, Doug. Thanks for having me.
Starting point is 00:02:48 Also, hi, Josh and Jeremiah and Matt. Hello. How's it going, Martha? Good. Just quarantining. Pretty great. It's nice to have a pet, though, right? Yeah, I have a dog and two cats, and they are a lot of fun to be quarantined with.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Yeah, that's probably the best thing for people. If you don't have a pet, this is a great time to shelter a pet because there's so many that need homes right now, especially now. Yeah, definitely. Martha Kelly 3 on Twitter. What are those other two
Starting point is 00:03:29 Martha Kellys like? Are they real spitfires? I don't know. I think I joined in 2009 and I can't remember the process of elimination, but yeah, they're probably bitches. That's my best guess.
Starting point is 00:03:50 Well, you know, as far as I'm concerned, 2009 was 2000 and late. Also joining us, thank you, Martha, also joining us. Also joining us, thank you, Martha, also joining us. You know him from the pretty new Jeremiah Wonders podcast. It's Jeremiah Watkins. Hey, how's it going, guys? I mean, new to me. I was just on it just yesterday, right just yesterday right yeah yeah just came out on youtube
Starting point is 00:04:27 i love it i got it should i watch it yeah i think it's entertaining i had on you and uh the writers of uh the sonic movie my buddies uh pat casey and josh miller so it's a it's a special 420 episode with three awesome guests. Do you watch any of them? I go back through and watch. I'll kind of skim through moments that I remember that I liked to see how it turned out and stuff like that. And then like, you know, to make clips and stuff like that. Yeah, I don't really love watching, you know know especially stuff that was just sort of off the cuff or whatever like unless it's good unless i have to look at it for editing purposes i you
Starting point is 00:05:14 know i'd rather never see it again you know it's like it's kind of like a improv performance right once it's done it's out there and you don't revisit it kind of thing. Yeah. Now everybody wants everything on video. So I'm getting, I'm cleaning more and more to the radio slash podcast, audio only format. Yeah, I dig this. I mean, it's, it's super convenient to just do the audio for this right now. Yeah. I tell people you don't have to be camera ready to do those movies these days i purposely didn't shower
Starting point is 00:05:52 so i could do this podcast today so i'm right it's exciting it's just you just do it however i learned it's gritty i learned from the producers that, you know, you guys may have gotten this in your instruction letter, that, you know, a bedroom with, like, carpeting and blankets and pillows and stuff is probably the best sound you're going to find in a modern- day domicile. So I just do this. I'm in bed when I'm
Starting point is 00:06:30 recording this. Nice. Oh man, this podcast just got so sexy, dude. I know. I was going to say, you should bring a bed to the live show so it has that intimate vibe. As I was saying it, I was like, say, you should bring a bed to the live show so it has that intimate vibe. I mean, as I was saying it, I was like, damn,
Starting point is 00:06:48 this is spicy talk right here. You're like, these are one of those improv moments. I don't want to record it. Yeah, I really, you guys, we got to quickly move on before something else happens in this bed. Uh-oh. before something else happens in this bed. Uh-oh. Have you guys been binging any of the old 70s game shows
Starting point is 00:07:10 where everybody kisses on the mouth? No. I know what you're talking about, but I haven't been binging it. You have one to recommend? Well, you know, Family Fe the uh the ultimate with richard dawson because for a while uh he kissed everybody but i guess there were some exceptions like at one point he had a second wife so he stopped for a while she was like this is what broke up your first marriage no more yeah something like that may have happened yeah and then uh
Starting point is 00:07:47 but then i think by popular demand he started doing it again but he only do it to single ladies over 60 or something i don't know that's the weirdest set of rules to follow for that yeah it was strange it was strange times but i gotta say like people are like can you believe what they they were doing in the 70s people were shocked by it in the 70s it was just weird to kiss everybody and now we can officially kiss that goodbye as a thing no one's ever gonna do that except on an episode of the next season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Yeah, for sure. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:29 I don't know if Biden is going to follow that. He's a kisser, man. Why is Joe Biden on the set of Family Feud kissing all the contestants on the couch? Exactly. He just inherited the show as the new host. I mean I kind of dig a kissy president
Starting point is 00:08:47 I mean it's the trouble it's the lack of consent is the problem you know but you know he's like kind of a hippie you know like just fun loving dude and yeah consent though would you kiss Biden on the mouth
Starting point is 00:09:04 Doug I was trying to think fun loving dude and yeah consent though. Would you kiss Biden on the mouth Doug? I was trying to think of like what I would ask for in exchange but he's already flipped on you know he's okay with marijuana now so you know I can't think of any other
Starting point is 00:09:19 issues that I'd want him to change his stance on for a kiss from me. Let me, I got to think about this some more, you guys, I'll get back to you. I hope this isn't how it works. This is a surprise to me, Josh, but I've been waiting to hear, I know there's a lot of, you know, that's the system i've been waiting to hear i know there's a lot of you know there's the deep uh deep state and whatnot and so uh i'm not surprised by much anymore yeah i'm glad we
Starting point is 00:09:53 have this heads up i think if someone put me on the spot i i would like forget all about universal health care i'd be like kiss joe biden and he'll take any policy position you want i would like forget about all the important ones and go straight to like i don't know socks should be warmer just like i blew it yeah you gotta really uh take advantage of that moment am i right martha you are goddamn right doug i knew you'd be there for me and uh so we don't that's uh we chat a little bit about movies if there's time at the end. But for now, we get right to the part where I say, let the games begin.
Starting point is 00:10:31 And there's no name tags, no presser. Let's just play for fun. Do you guys remember what fun was like? Vangley. I recall. Yeah. Let's see if we can do it. Let's see if we can make it happen.
Starting point is 00:10:49 We're going to begin with something that I call ABCD's Nuts. It's a spelling game. And today, in honor of the movie The Gentleman being out on DVD and on demand. We are going to spell the word Gentleman. Now a theme will emerge, but at least the first person to start, we're going to play
Starting point is 00:11:16 in alphabetical order, so you're up first Josh. You just have to name any movie that begins with the letter G as in gentlemen. And, uh,
Starting point is 00:11:27 if you match the one that I wrote down ahead of time, you just win automatically. Wow. But if you mentioned any other movie that begins with G, which doesn't, it's harder than it seems, uh, then you,
Starting point is 00:11:39 uh, you get to stay in the game and then I'll come back to you. Well, the next letter E will go to Martha. Does that make sense, you guys? Yes. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:56 Shall I begin? G, yes. The letter G, Josh. Guys and dolls. Lovely guess I think they're going to try to make that into a movie again But I went with Grumpy Old Men
Starting point is 00:12:17 E is the next letter to you Martha E.T. the extraterrestrial I love that answer it's a terrific answer I went with eat, drink, man, woman oh
Starting point is 00:12:37 yeah interesting N is the next letter going to Jeremiah okay let me see here N N is the next letter going to Jeremiah. Okay, let me see here. N. N. What about...
Starting point is 00:13:02 Oh, man. Total brain fur right now on N movies. You know, just think of any word that begins with N. Maybe it's the start of a movie title. Yeah. No Way Out. See See that's perfect End title It's not the one I was looking for
Starting point is 00:13:34 Mine was No country for old men But no You matched the no dude That's pretty good. Getting there. Heating up. Yeah, so T is the next letter back to the top of the lineup.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Back to Josh. Does the word the count as a T, or does it go to the next word? It does count as a T. Okay, so I'll go with the Irishman. Excellent. Excellent. I went with 12 Angry Men. Ah.
Starting point is 00:14:18 I think someone's feeling a theme here. Martha? Elle? Someone's feeling a theme here. Martha L. I can't figure out what the theme is, but my movie title is Leaving Las Vegas. Yeah, that's what people are doing right now because everything's closed.
Starting point is 00:14:42 That movie came true. I'm going to say, have you seen, there's ads on TV though, that show like a sparkling Vegas. And they're like, Hey, we're going to still be here.
Starting point is 00:14:56 We'll catch you guys later. I can't decide when, when that re cause they're, they're talking about reopening soon, but I can't decide like when it's safe, if people are going to flock but I can't decide when it's safe if people are going to flock there and just go totally wild or if they're going to be like, no, we're never going back to Vegas. Are you out of your mind?
Starting point is 00:15:12 I'm really looking forward to the private buffets. Okay, so Elle, I went with Little Women. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. All right.
Starting point is 00:15:35 The next letter is E. Will you take Exorcism of Emily Rose? Will you take Exorcism of Emily Rose? Is that the Exorcism of Emily Rose or just Exorcism of? I would have to IMDB it to. Doesn't matter. I like it just for the sheer beauty of it. Whatever that means. I went with eight men out.
Starting point is 00:16:10 Okay. You see the theme, eight men out. Eight men out. Next letter is M, Martha. Wait, it doesn't go to Josh? I think it's me. It can if you want it to, Josh. Martha, I'll take this bullet for you.
Starting point is 00:16:35 Josh. I will go with man of the year. Oh, that's a good one. I went with men at work. Ah. E, Martha. Sorry about that before. E, I'm going to go with eat, pray, love.
Starting point is 00:16:54 Oh, that's a good one. I said Encino man. Oh. Nice. And the last word is Gentlemen, currently available on DVD and on demand. Directed by Guy Ritchie.
Starting point is 00:17:18 And to you, who is it on, Jeremiah? It's me. Ninja Gaiden. What. Ninja Gaiden. What? Ninja Gaiden. Ninja Gaiden? Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:17:33 Ninja Gaiden. It's based on a video game. I'm like 95% sure it's a movie as well as a video game. I remember the video game. Wouldn't it be weird if that's what I had written down? Freaking theme.
Starting point is 00:17:50 Something I don't even recognize when you're telling it. Idiot's on the paper though. What is it? What? No. I went with a movie called Nothing in Common.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Okay. Okay. Okay. It's so stupid. It's movies with men, man, or man in the title. All right. We need to regroup so we're gonna go to a brief commercial message and then we will uh we'll return with another game and uh more with josh and martha and Jeremiah, stick around. All right, we're back.
Starting point is 00:18:52 And we're going to determine our winner today by playing one more game that is a big, supersized last man or woman Stanton. Last Man or Woman Stanton. You guys have all played that game, Last Man Stanton, on Doug Lo's movies? Yes. Yeah, but I kind of forget why it's called Last Man Stanton. Is it about Harry Dean Stanton? It's about him in the sense that, yes, it was named after him,
Starting point is 00:19:27 but then that's where it ends. Okay. Much like Harry Dean's life itself, that is over. It's just a tribute and an opportunity to occasionally have the conversation that he was on Doug Lo's movies once and he won when we played this game. Lost his heart.
Starting point is 00:19:53 Yeah, because we played the films of Harry Dean Stanton. And somehow he managed to pull it off, but it was a squeaker. Who did he narrowly defeat? He narrowly beat And somehow he managed to pull it off, but it was a squeaker. So this is a no. Who did he narrowly defeat?
Starting point is 00:20:08 He narrowly beat Paul F. Tompkins and Jen Kirkman. So this game is an homage to him. It became that immediately, yeah, because I'd only played it a couple of times, and that time it was called and remind and remind me what what this one is um this is the supersized edition of it so what's going to happen is each of you are going to tell me again we'll go in alphabetical order you will tell me the uh name of an actor or actress who you think you know
Starting point is 00:20:49 their library of film work pretty well that like you can name all or most of the movies they were in somebody that you'll be competitive with in this game because then once we have all three names all four of us will name movies that all three of those people were in so you could steal from other people's choice if you desire and if you get if we get to a point where somebody can't think of a movie that any of these people has been in which hits you hit that wall quicker than you'd think especially if the names are tricky um yeah so last person man or woman can be the winner so is it um like let's say that you have to guess movies that all three of the actors were in that one movie those are all the
Starting point is 00:21:48 guesses that sounds terrifying for some reason that that question's come up before so I guess I went clear about the fact that we just need you know each of you to give a name of an actor who then we will name
Starting point is 00:22:04 all the films that those three people were in individually. There may be some crossover, but it's unlikely that at any point a movie will come up to all three actors that each of you have chosen individually. This isn't like some sort of psychic show in Vegas where I'm going to mentally make you guys pick
Starting point is 00:22:23 what I want you to pick. This is completely up to you and it's strategic. If there's an actor who you know all their movies, especially if it's like, I mean, nobody should do this today, but if I was playing, I'd say James Dean
Starting point is 00:22:40 because there's only three movies that he's been in. So you get those out of the way, and then it comes down to a game of you picking away at the other two people's choices. Okay. I got it. I don't know if that's good strategy or not.
Starting point is 00:22:59 I just started playing. This game just got invented, so I don't know if it even makes any sense at all, but I appreciate you guys giving it a shot. So Josh Gondelman with a G, what actor or actress do you think you'd like to use today? I'm going the opposite of that strategy. I'm going with someone with a bunch of movies and I think I can name the niche
Starting point is 00:23:23 ones as well. Adam Sandler. Oh my goodness. That is a big one. You're right. And niche ones as well is going to help out a lot. What do you think, Martha? I just listened to her memoir so I'm going to
Starting point is 00:23:42 say Demi Moore. Oh, that is a very very good choice i think i could do pretty good with demi more and uh jeremiah uh i think i'm gonna go with jim carey oh good lord you guys have really you have really done something here. We're both male comedians of a certain age. Yeah, right. Okay, so I don't get to name somebody. There's no reason to make this more difficult or easy,
Starting point is 00:24:23 depending on how you look at it. And so that's the order we'll go in, is we'll go Josh, Martha, Jeremiah, Doug, and then back to Josh. When it comes to you, just name any movie with Adam Sandler, Demi Moore, or Jim Carrey in it, and
Starting point is 00:24:39 you get a few seconds, and then if at some point you can't think of one, then just say that you need to tap. Ready? Ready. Josh, what do you got? In honor of today,
Starting point is 00:24:53 it's already been mentioned on the podcast. I'll go with the number 23. You are a savage, nicest man. That's a, that's also a savage player. Thank you. Martha. Um, a few good men. that's also a savage player. Thank you. Martha?
Starting point is 00:25:07 A Few Good Men. All right. That is, of course, a Jimmy Moore movie. Those other two dudes are not in. Jeremiah? Punch Drunk Love.
Starting point is 00:25:24 All right. Let's see. I'm going to say Earth girls are easy. But my answer is Back to you, Josh. I'm going to go with Striptease.
Starting point is 00:26:00 Nice. And now here's Martha with the weather. I'm going to go with G.I. Jane. There's a good rain scene in that movie. Yeah. Jeremiah. Eight crazy nights.
Starting point is 00:26:24 Like when you're in boot camp, I mean, don't you basically, aren't you in boot camp until there's one night where it's raining and they make you do calisthenics in the rain until you finally break and become a true soldier? Yeah, they call it G.I. Jane night.
Starting point is 00:26:41 They institute it after the movie. They're like like this looks good who said eight crazy nights I did hey Jeremiah thanks for the thanks for the help because I'm going to say
Starting point is 00:26:59 hotel Transylvania yeah that might open up some ideas Hotel Transylvania. Oh. Yeah. That might have opened up some ideas. Josh? I'm going to go with Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. I like that.
Starting point is 00:27:21 Gave me an idea. You're going to become a pet detective? No, it reminded me to walk my dog. They have to go out like once every two weeks, right? Oh, no. Martha? I'm going to go with One Crazy Summer Okay
Starting point is 00:27:47 A lot of numbers I'll get this one out of the way Ace Ventura, When Nature Calls Damn you Because now I have to go to the bathroom You're so suggestible, Mr. E. I really am. I'm so suggestible.
Starting point is 00:28:10 That's why I'm going to say liar, liar. Ooh, that's a solid one. Josh? Yes, I'm going to say The Truman Show. Martha? Ghost? Eternal Sunshine of the spotless mind that sounded like uh there's about to be a reading of it or something that sounds like an npr introduction um
Starting point is 00:28:59 um okay i am gonna go with this really, we're really knocking them down. Oh, man. I want to make sure I say this title right. Make sure you correct me if I'm wrong. I was just talking about it earlier today. The Incredible Burt Wonderstone. Yep, that's right. Oh, good. Because you know how those magicians are. the incredible Burt Wonderstone. Yep. That's right.
Starting point is 00:29:26 Oh, good. Cause you know how those magicians are like, some of them are incredible, but others are amazing. Some are fantastic. And some are David Blaine. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:38 Right. They're just like, Holy shit. You know, words do not need to proceed. My name is how magical I am he's the Davidist guy I've ever seen on stage where are we at whose turn
Starting point is 00:29:56 is it it's me I'm gonna take another easy one off the table I'm gonna to say The Mask. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Martha. I'm realizing no one is trying to poach my
Starting point is 00:30:13 movies because they're a lot younger than I am, but I'm going to say Indecent Proposal. I'm wondering if Jeremiah and Josh actually know any Demi Moore movies from the 80s and 90s I knew the ones that have been said I know
Starting point is 00:30:31 but I wouldn't have pulled them as like like they weren't on the tip of my tongue as things to say but then when you said them I'm like oh yeah I've seen that movie yeah yeah yeah Ghost Striptease yeah Jane what else have you got j dub 51st dates oh well that opens up a whole can of worms right there and i will go i'll go ahead
Starting point is 00:30:57 and dig up blended yep josh i'm going to go Happy Gilmore. Ooh. Okay, that took a turn. Martha? Can you remind me what's the last one I said? I forgot. You said Indecent Proposal. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:31:23 The next one, Disclosure. Oh, okay. The next one, Disclosure. Oh, yeah. That's a big Jimmy Moore joint. Jeremiah? She was sexually harassing Michael Douglas too much, right? Yep. Ladybosses.
Starting point is 00:31:43 That was the point. Dumb and dumber okay um i would rather you just play the game and not insult your competitors i'm showing my real cards now what hurts the most is I can't tell if I'm dumb or dumber Just look to your left And see if you notice the ampersand Fair enough Where are we?
Starting point is 00:32:17 We're all in our homes No shit Oh it's my turn Oh I was so excited that no one is the wedding singer. Oh, yeah. When are they going to make the masked wedding singer? That should be a fun new thing at weddings is that they have a special guest singer,
Starting point is 00:32:45 but they come out in a wacky costume and do a few numbers. Everybody writes down who they think it is. And then the guy takes the mask off or lady. And anybody that wrote down their name gets to make love to them. It was a great idea. It fell apart at the end. A lot of the best ideas ever great idea it fell apart at the end a lot of the best ideas ever have like too many things at the end third act problems with that wedding pitch you know i mean like roombas initially they were also supposed to send away jehovah's witness people but that just got weird because they didn't understand why the vacuum cleaner was telling him to go away.
Starting point is 00:33:33 It's not my turn. It's my turn, I think. Go, Josh. All right. Another old Sandler will go Billy Madison. Yes. Yeah. I was about to say that one.
Starting point is 00:33:43 He knows the oldies there. Martha. St. Elmo's Fire. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I was about to say that one. He knows the oldies there. Martha? St. Elmo's Fire? Mm-hmm. That's right. And let me think of something I'm going to say. Jeremiah? The Longest Yard. Oh, you're on fire.
Starting point is 00:34:05 I'm going to go with About Last Night. The White One. I hope it didn't drop out when I said that. I said The White One. Back to me? Yes, sir. white one. Alright. Back to me. Yes, sir. Big Daddy.
Starting point is 00:34:32 Oh, Big Daddy. The original title. Too sexual. You just said that because you're in bed right now. Yeah. It was really weird because it's about him raising a little boy. Originally it was called Don't Stop, Big Daddy,
Starting point is 00:34:50 but Don't Stop Raising That Kid. What didn't people understand? That's what they meant. That was no big deal. Okay, so Martha? Now and Then. Oh, that's excellent, Jimmy Moore. That's on Martha um now and then oh that's
Starting point is 00:35:07 excellent Jimmy Moore that's on that's on one of the streaming services right now Jeremiah Batman Forever wow forever hey can I tell
Starting point is 00:35:23 you guys something kind of crazy There's a person that's going to do Probably not for sure But probably because he's done it a couple other episodes There's somebody that's going to do a letterbox Thing Of a mosaic or whatever Of all the movies
Starting point is 00:35:39 That we mention During the course of this episode Whoa Oh wow All the posters for all these movies mention during the course of this episode. Whoa. Oh, wow. You know, all the posters for all these movies all next to each other. It's going to be interesting. And also time-consuming
Starting point is 00:35:58 because there's a lot of movies we've mentioned. Maybe you should only do the ones where we really talk more than just the title about. Anyway. Did you know that Robin Williams was originally up for the Riddler character? But then there's like a scheduling thing or something. And so Jim Carrey had the opportunity to take a crack at it.
Starting point is 00:36:24 And they obviously went with him for the role I didn't know that that's why the that's why the there's like this like kind of puppet looking thing like an animatronic thing with a Riddler hat on it they based that look off like as a little homage
Starting point is 00:36:40 to Robin Williams that's all what I've heard from like fan theory and stuff like that but I don't know if that's true. Wow, you were deep in it, man. Yeah, dude. Okay, so who went last? Nobody
Starting point is 00:37:01 remembers? Was it Jeremiah saying Batman Forever? Yeah, I think so yes it sure was you know whenever it's like in a poker game whenever somebody says who's turn it is probably theirs or Monopoly I'm gonna say
Starting point is 00:37:17 I'm gonna go with you went Batman Forever I gotta take out a Jim Carrey just to mess with you a little bit there, Jeremiah. You know what I mean? It's just what I need to do in order. I mean,
Starting point is 00:37:35 you're kicking ass, but I want to kick ass too. Oh yeah. He was great. That's a great one. He's awesome in that movie. He denounced that movie. He's the great one he's awesome in that movie he denounced that movie he's the best thing in that in that movie he was also the best thing in the wonderful burt magical but um uh yeah why did he denounce that movie because i don't think he realized how
Starting point is 00:37:59 violent he was when he was you know in it um So he felt bad that it was so wacky, but also violent. So like it has colors and things that would appeal to children, but then it's so violent. Anyway, I mean, you know, he seems like a really interesting dude. He, you know, stuck his neck out on that. I don't know why he bothered. If he just would have kept quiet, the movie didn't really raise much. Nobody was mad at it.
Starting point is 00:38:33 People weren't upset. They were like, Jim Carrey, your silence is deafening. Yeah, no, he could have just sat that one out, just been quietly mad about it. Okay, so, but I hear he steals. Whose turn is it? My turn. Okay, I won't say it yet, then I'm going to save it.
Starting point is 00:38:54 Go ahead, Josh. I'm going to go with Man on the Moon. Oh, that's a good one. One of Jimmy Moore's best Martha title role baby me myself and Irene oh that's yeah
Starting point is 00:39:23 sorry it's all good um i'm gonna go with i like a good steal i know right i'm gonna go with uh anger management oh wow look at you reaching across the aisle um joe biden himself is on this podcast. I would take what Joe Biden kissed you all. I want it to be illegal to run on the sidewalk. I keep hearing Jim Carrey's reason number one to see
Starting point is 00:40:02 Sonic the Hedgehog. Oh, yeah. Another movie previously mentioned on this podcast episode. Oh. That's only one poster. A little trivia for the people on this podcast currently.
Starting point is 00:40:24 So it's back to you Josh I'm gonna go Little Nikki you devil Martha The Butcher's Wife wow that is that is a deep cut
Starting point is 00:40:44 so to speak Demi Moore Butcher's wife I like it she had like blonde hair in that joint yeah Jeremiah let's go with Mr. Popper's Penguins
Starting point is 00:41:01 you know what like that's what I say whenever you you know, I'm with somebody and they're down. Mr. Penguins Popper is a very different movie. Yeah, no, I say that when I'm on the clubs. Okay, so... Let's see. What other... Oh, shit. Okay, so let's see.
Starting point is 00:41:28 Oh, shit. I can't believe we almost forgot it. Dumb and Dumber 2. Yep. T-O-O. Oh, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Hee, hee. Hee, hee, hee, hoo, ha, ha.
Starting point is 00:41:42 Back to Josh. I'm going to go Grown Ups. back to josh i'm gonna go uh grown-ups oh you rascal martha take it away i reminded me of um spanglish uh hold on one sec Your dog's not trying to help, is it? That's not Spanglish, dog. That's just bark. Sorry about that. Somebody was driving by and she got mad about it.
Starting point is 00:42:19 I've been there. Martha'soll. I'm going to guess Ruth. Oh, sorry, Martha. The movie we're looking for is Babe. Okay, so Spanglish was a good answer, though. That was a good one. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:41 I'm going to just go with Grown grown-ups too since you know yeah why not there was get it out of the way you know yep it was right there yeah so easy it was it was like just sort of sitting there uh you know just like hotel transylvania too oh Oh. Josh. I'm going to say click. You know what? There's no reason for you to leave. That is, I say that when I end a Zoom call,
Starting point is 00:43:19 so people know. I say click. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know when these things end. If everyone just says click, it makes it so easy. You slap your you slam your laptop closed really hard just to let people know definitively that the call is over with
Starting point is 00:43:34 like an 80s movie. With the phone on. Cut to the other person flinching, you know, like their shoulders come up from Hey, why is that so loud? Ah, you heard me. Why'd you slam it? You really can't slam things anymore
Starting point is 00:43:50 like you used to be able to. It's just doors now. Yeah, it's ridiculous. It's, you know what? Whose turn is it? I think mine. Yes, yes. I'm going to say Charlie's Angels' Full Throttle. mine? Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:44:06 I'm going to say Charlie's Angels Full Throttle. Perfect. Mr. Watkins. Nobody said the Waterboy yet, yet have they I've got others they have not I will choose the water boy I mean these three this is a crazy
Starting point is 00:44:34 yeah this is pretty wild I mean this is no small affair Josh I'm gonna say I'll go another Josh I'm gonna say I'll go another quick to mine Sandler uncut gems oh yeah oh yeah
Starting point is 00:44:56 oh yeah give me the gem Sandler are you here with us now yeah here right now. How you guys doing? Oh! You're so good in that movie, dude. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:45:14 I appreciate it very much. I can't believe you're dropping by for Doug Love's movies after all these years. You know, I'm a pretty big fan, Doug. It's always nice to call my old pal Dougie Benson up and say hello. Give me one for old times' sake. Give me a Benson.
Starting point is 00:45:38 Benson. Shampoo is better than conditioner Alright that's enough It was fun for a second I gotta go I gotta film 9 more Netflix movies
Starting point is 00:45:54 I gotta go Get the fuck out of here I mean in Uncut Gems They took all of his clothes All of his clothes And then he's on his cell phone in the trunk of a car calling his wife does he have a burner in the trunk
Starting point is 00:46:16 because trunks are just such a cliche it feels he's going to end up in it I thought you were using that as like slang to mean he like boofed a phone He's got a burner in the trunk It's always there for him No burner in the trunk is When you you know it's painful diarrhea
Starting point is 00:46:35 That doesn't help anything Diarrhea all over the car I forgot which movies we've said so far Can we start over That doesn't help anything. Diarrhea all over the car. I forgot which movies we've said so far. Can we start over? Who said Uncut Gems? I did. Okay, so Martha?
Starting point is 00:47:00 I'm going to say Once Bitten. I like it. I'll whip out some early Jim Carrey, I'm not afraid. Okay. Jeremiah. I'm going to go with The Grinch. Oh, yeah. What the what?
Starting point is 00:47:23 How's it go? how's what go the title the Grinch what does he do uh what does he do what does he do yeah what did we find out by watching that movie
Starting point is 00:47:42 the full title, you mean? Yeah. The Grinch Who Stole Christmas? Yeah, that's close enough, right? Is that how The Grinch Stole Christmas? Yeah, I mean, I think that the version that he did was just called The Grinch. They just had one that was animated. It just came out.
Starting point is 00:48:08 You know, you shouldn't represent yourself when you go to trial, Jeremiah. Yeah. The one with Ron Howard had the long title, but the one, the more recent animated one was just the Grinch. You probably saw like billboards everywhere that said The Grinch and they
Starting point is 00:48:25 they made, you know, they brainwashed you. But it doesn't matter to me none because it's still a perfectly acceptable answer and I'm going to write it down the proper way. Okay.
Starting point is 00:48:42 It's going to take me a few minutes because I'm doing all this in calligraphy. It's going to be beautiful. That's even better than a mosaic. Yeah, I'm thinking about making it into a shirt. I'm quarantining in a cave right now,
Starting point is 00:48:57 so I've just been writing notes in blood on stone. Wow, old school. I'm plugging. on stone. Wow, old school. Unplugging. How about some of that Adam Driver blood, right, Martha?
Starting point is 00:49:14 What? Did you just knock something over? I just dropped my phone. I get so excited when people mention Adam Driver. I get so excited when people mention Adam Driver. I was. Well, you got to watch him bleed is all I'm trying to say. They did the special effects after I shot my part.
Starting point is 00:49:38 Sorry to say. So he just like sat there pretending to bleed. Yeah, he's really good though. I was worried for him even though I didn't see any blood. Right, that's the thing. It's like he did really seem like he lost a lot of blood
Starting point is 00:49:56 and it was dangerous. Yeah. And you were all laughing. And you were looking at him like, why isn't he bleeding? He seems like he should be bleeding yeah i was afraid he was having a nervous breakdown it's just funny that like you know the movie's got lots of funny parts and lines in it and it's a kind of a comedy drama but i think it leans more on drama
Starting point is 00:50:20 but it's funny that the funniest scene is the one where Adam Driver almost bleeds to death I just want to add completely sincere I absolutely loved working with him he is very sweet that's nice
Starting point is 00:50:40 I was very afraid he would be a Johnny Hotshit type, but he was not. He was a Joey Sweetshit. He was Joey Sweetshit all the way. Yeah, I just think he's just a good actor and a nice fella. And it's, you know, it's pretty annoying. Yeah. Bella, and it's, you know,
Starting point is 00:51:03 it's pretty annoying. Yeah. How does anybody else survive in Adam Driver's world? Who's next? I don't know. Who is next? Probably me. So I'm going to say I'll go early to me more. I don't care. I'm going to say I'll go early
Starting point is 00:51:25 Demi Moore I don't care I'm going to say blame it on Rio oh wow early Michael Caine or mid Michael Caine whatever you want to call it yeah I mean he had a long mid yeah he had a long long mid
Starting point is 00:51:40 lengthy mid it was formidable i liked it he was the guy for a while though like michael king clearly would not say no to anything he was in so many he had a streak of so many garbage movies and then he started being really cool again i think probably because of Batman. There was, have you read the book about M. Night Shyamalan called The Man Who Heard Voices?
Starting point is 00:52:12 No. It's great. It's like truly an excellent book. It's about him kind of like coming unglued a little bit while he was trying to make Lady in the Water. And Paul Giamatti tells this story about in the book about uh looking up to michael cain because he has like a whiff of hack like he'll just kind of do whatever but he always shows up and gets the job done and that's really stuck with me but also the book is like sincerely a real fun read yeah whiff of hack but also like hack not necessarily completely as in
Starting point is 00:52:45 you know hacky or bad but also just as workman like yeah exactly as a guy who like shows up and does the job and isn't like pretentious about like oh I can't be in this or whatever he just like will do the job wherever he is yeah and that's why he's in
Starting point is 00:53:01 beyond the Poseidon adventure um Yeah, and that's why he's in Beyond the Poseidon Adventure. Is it me? Whose turn is it? I think it's me. It's your turn, yes, yes. I'm going to go with Pixels. Oh, yeah. Pixels.
Starting point is 00:53:26 Martha? This is corny as hell for me to say, and I apologize, but corporate animals. Why is that corny? Because I was in it. That's cool. I haven't been able to do that with any movies if I was you I would have been leading with that
Starting point is 00:53:48 that's awesome this is a flex for you slobs but corporate animals I saved it for last because I knew no one had heard of it that's fair my secret weapon Jeremiah that's fair my secret weapon Jeremiah
Starting point is 00:54:06 that's my boy oh yeah which makes me want to say just go for it alright Josh the cobbler it. All right, Josh, the cobbler. Okay.
Starting point is 00:54:29 I was going to say in the interest of time. Oh, sorry. No, that's okay. Just going to say in the interest of time, uh, I'm going to give everybody just two seconds to answer.
Starting point is 00:54:40 And I am going to step out cause we need to declare a winner. And Martha, go. Empire Records. Who was in that? I hope to God, Adam Sandler, but probably not. No, I'm sorry. Sorry. That was perfect timing, though, because I want this to be over.
Starting point is 00:55:08 Jeremiah. Jeremiah. Horton hears a who. Oh, boy. I see what you're doing. Naming movies. Naming movies. Okay.
Starting point is 00:55:23 What do you think there, Josh? Oh, and the Noah Baumbach vein we were discussing earlier, the Meyerowitz Chronicles. Oh, I like it. Back to you, Jay. The Majestic. You got it. What do you say, Jay. The Majestic. You got it.
Starting point is 00:55:45 What do you say, Jay? I have Dirty Work. Adam Sandler had an uncredited cameo playing the devil. I love it. Jay? Airheads. Oh, nice one. Great pull. What else you got jay uh this is bj now
Starting point is 00:56:09 um i'm gonna i might be messing these two up but i'm gonna say bruce almighty was that the jim carrey one uh jay yep um i now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. Oh, man. Jay. Jack and Jell. Oh, all the J's are out. Jay. The hot chick.
Starting point is 00:56:38 Whoa. He's a drummer with Rasta Dreads. I don't know if he's actual Rastafarian or a guy pretending to be Rastafarian. Josh. I think the new one with Jennifer Aniston for Netflix was called Murder Mystery. It sure was because they spent less than a day on it. I'm thinking of the title. Jay.
Starting point is 00:57:09 The Animal. Oh, man. What was he in that? He had another like you can do it type of cameo in that movie. Okay.
Starting point is 00:57:26 Josh. Here's one I've only seen type of cameo in that movie. Okay. Josh? Here's one I've only seen in, I saw this at Blockbuster Video, and I don't think anyone I knew ever watched it. No! Don't say it! No! That was one of my, like, my last ones.
Starting point is 00:57:45 Sorry, Jeremiah. What else? I've got Rain Over May. Oh, that's a good one. Serious Sandler. Drama. Josh.
Starting point is 00:57:59 I'm going to hope he was in the Ridiculous Six. Yeah, why not? he was in the ridiculous six yeah why not Jay I think that's all of mine that I
Starting point is 00:58:18 have hey man you were a strong competitor you you know might want to think about Changing your last name to something earlier In the alphabet and give you more of a leg up The old
Starting point is 00:58:33 Gondolman advantage Dating back Generations Do you have one more, Josh, just to rub it in? I think I am honestly tapped out Oh no, why can't i think of one more oh oh hotel transylvania uh hotel transylvania three is a tough one because sandy wexler
Starting point is 00:58:58 subtitle about it being summer vacation or something uh sandy wexler is my rub it in one. Is that the full title? Is it not? I think it's like colon agent to the stars. Okay. You don't mess with the Zohan. Fuck, we both missed that. That's the full title.
Starting point is 00:59:19 Sandy Wexler colon you don't mess with the Zohan. Rebuttal. You don't mess with the Zohan rebuttal you don't mess with the zohan congratulations josh godelman you won thank you yeah there's no prizes but it raises your immunity oh that's good to to can i choose what it raises my immunity to um i you know that's a lot of immunity just has to do with, you know, how you feel about yourself. Okay.
Starting point is 00:59:51 Are you doing all right there in New York? Pretty good, yeah. I, like, barely leave the apartment, and I think, you know, it's scary outside, but it's suiting me in here so far. Okay, that's good. That's good to hear. Martha, you're holding up all right with all your pets yeah i'm hanging steady and i go to starbucks every day at the drive-thru so i feel like i have some human contact yeah that's pretty cool there's um
Starting point is 01:00:20 there's a dispensary in los angeles was, it was a restaurant and a weed place. That was the first cafe where you could, you know, smoke while you're eating. And of course they shut down immediately when the, everything went on lockdown, but now they're going to reopen and you can do drive up. Weed and food from the same place.
Starting point is 01:00:44 Wow. I wish there was stuff like that back when I smoked pot. Jeremiah. Dag. Jeremiah was a Watkins. Kill Tony. Still going strong Monday nights nights yep doing it uh you're brand new how old's your
Starting point is 01:01:13 podcast uh you were episode 120 okay so it's brand new he just started it i just assume it was new because i you know i thought you would ask me to be on like you know very early on uh but 120 episodes um all right well it was great um thanks man yeah i'm just at jeremiah stand up on social media. I did all those clips and all that stuff. Yeah. I did have a very good time as, as we, Oh shit.
Starting point is 01:01:51 Um, somebody else is anxious to get out of here. Um, uh, July 11th is when I'm supposed to be a Bricktown comedy club in Oklahoma city. Uh, maybe we'll,
Starting point is 01:02:03 we'll see. Who knows? I, you know, we're following the science. Uh, thanks again to Josh and Martha. club in Oklahoma City. Maybe. We'll see. Who knows? We're following the science. Thanks again to Joss and Martha and Jeremiah. Thank you, guys. Thank you so much. Good playing with you guys.
Starting point is 01:02:15 A pleasure. Really nice to meet you, Jeremiah. You too, buddy. That was really a heated battle, but you came out friends at the end. Yeah. Martha, nice playing with you, too. You, too, Jeremiah, and congratulations, Josh. Thank you, Martha.
Starting point is 01:02:31 Everybody stay safe. Yes. As always, now get that end theme ready. Positive energy. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him
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