Doug Loves Movies - Josh Sneed, Bob Biggerstaff, and Geoff Tate Guest
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Doug hates candy wrappers, squeaky babies, sticky seeds
With 50 azobot pork kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't steal
Because Doug loves movies Hey everybody!
My name is Doug and I love movies!
I had a feeling you guys would be good at that
That's why I put my fingers in my ears
Coming to you for the first time
From Go Bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Comedy Club
It's Cincinnati, Ohio
On Sunday, November 17th, 2 Oceans 13.
That's a special kind of enthusiasm when in November you're still getting a chuckle out of 2 Oceans 13.
Let me see your name tags, Cincy.
Let me see your name tags, Cincy.
I know they would be good.
Your name's Pat?
So it's Pat.
It was perfect for you.
Is your name Harry?
Is that why you got Harry met Sally?
No, it's Bobby.
Bobby?
Oh, you changed it to when Bobby met somebody?
Yeah.
Okay, that's cool. And I assume the Wreck-It Ralph poster is because your name is when Bobby met somebody? Yeah. Okay, that's cool.
And I assume the Wreck-It Ralph poster's because your name is Wreck-It?
Yeah.
Ellen Newsies?
That's your last name?
Yeah.
What does that mean?
It's starring the Dark Knight.
Oh, Newsies starring the Dark Knight. Oh, yeah, Christian Bale, of course.
But your name's Ellen.
All right, good work.
Oh, there's a cool Carrie poster over there.
I assume that's your name.
Lost in Translay Jason?
Lost in Trans Jason?
I like that.
You guys are creative.
Nice job.
Nice job making those
and also getting here without being
taken away by a tornado.
Because according to the news,
none of us are supposed to be out right now.
So it's a good thing we're at
Go Bananas.
Because when shit goes down, at least we can
have a smile on our face.
And just say Bananas.
But anyway, put them down.
Put them down, please.
It sounded rude when I was anyway, put them down. Put them down, please. It sounded rude when I was like,
put them down.
Please?
But that's great that you guys all did that.
And I'm so happy to be doing
Doug Loves Movies here.
I've always loved this club.
And we'll do it again here for sure.
Absolutely for sure.
I mean...
You guys might be one and done.
You might be like, well, that was satisfying. We don't need to see
that again.
Now we know what it looks like in person.
So we can move on with our lives.
Two weeks from tonight, I'll be
making a return visit to the Improv
in Tempe, Arizona, so get your tickets
Arizonians. And Doug Loves Movies returns to the Improv in Tempe, Arizona. So get your tickets, Arizonians.
And Doug Loves Movies returns to the Neptune Theater in Seattle on Friday, December 13th.
I always like to do a meet and greet after all of my shows. And I don't know if you guys have been to Go Bananas a lot, but there's no lobby.
There's no area to do that.
But there's an awesome bar next door called McLeavy's.
Yeah, and so let's all go over there after the show.
And, oh, and because y'all got to wait, you know, we could take pictures and autographs and that sort of stuff.
And if you want to, they'll have the pool tables set on free for the rest of the evening.
So that's a big savings.
That's a reason to hang out there.
But it'll be fun, I promise.
Oh, this is a thing I've always wanted to say.
I haven't wanted to say it.
I meant to say it and never did.
If your shithead that you want me to name
at the end of the show is not on the back of your name tag go ahead and do that now
find somebody your table has a pen and then write down a head or you can wait a few minutes
to find out what a good topical head might be because people love to do that sort of thing
but i'm just saying why have a name tag
that doesn't have a shithead on the back of it?
You guys know the drill.
Let's look in the prize bag.
The winner tonight is going to get a lot of stuff.
I brought some stuff because I wanted you guys
to have a good prize bag, but then the guests
tonight brought a shit ton of stuff.
So it's crazy.
But this might be the
this isn't maybe the best thing
but it's a pretty good thing. It's a, oh shit
it's a
whoa
everything, it's a
twister.
This is the
1994 MTV
Movie Awards
seat cushion.
Oh, yeah, that's nice.
You can tell people Doug Benson's ass has been on this.
This has been in the trunk of my car for forever.
Because I'm always like,
oh, that'll be great to have
if I ever go somewhere with uncomfortable seats.
I'm set.
Haven't been anywhere with uncomfortable seats. Let's see what else. Somebody brought
a big poster that's up against the wall. We'll look at that when they get up here. Oh, boy.
Somebody's headshot is in here. We got some movies. We got a copy of Gateway, Doug, of
course. And I'm not going to say what it says on the side of it,
because it would be free advertising to a big company that doesn't need it.
But a football that you can go,
in honor of the Bengals winning today.
I was just guessing.
You seemed in a good mood, so I figured...
I got a copy of the Rules of Leonard Maltin game and a $15 gift card from iTunes.
But let's get the guests out here
because they can describe their prizes a lot better than I can.
because they can describe their prizes a lot better than I can.
Please give a big warm welcome to Josh Sneed, Bob Biggerst get to what Jeff brought out here right away.
Jeff Tate, ladies and gentlemen.
Hello!
Frequent guest on the show.
And at the show that we did in St. Louis
somebody made this amazing name tag
that has all
that person's favorite guests
in little claymation
form, but not claymation because they don't
move, but
he just made little clay figures of everybody
sitting around what looks like a white
grand piano
and can you tell everybody who all the people are?
I can, but...
Do you know them all? There's me.
There's Doug, Kumail, Mark Maron, Graham,
Sam, Levine, Lil' Wolverine, Pete,
Holmes, Jeff Garland, T.J. Miller,
Paula Tompkins, and Garfunkel and Oates.
Yeah.
And recently Garfunkel,
a.k.a. Ricky Lindholm,
snapped off of there.
So she's loose, you guys.
On the way here.
This thing stayed together for two months.
Be careful with that girl, is all I'm trying to say.
She's very loose.
Is that true?
The one you're holding right there yes yeah the version of her that's in your hand is quite loose correct regular Ricky not so much I don't know her she's
a nice girl it looks like the Last Supper of Doug loves movies yes that Yes. Jesus.
That would be you.
I'm sitting in the wrong seat.
Yeah.
You've got to be in the middle where,
who's Jesus in this, Sam Levine?
Yeah, with his arms folded.
That was Josh Sneed who made that observation,
ladies and gentlemen. Hello.
Very funny stand-up comic you've seen on Comedy Central, ladies and gentlemen. Hello.
Very funny stand-up comic you've seen on Comedy Central,
and you have a podcast,
right, Josh?
I do.
It's called Detention Show,
which you have been kind enough
to be a guest on.
Yeah, Graham and I
were on there together
one time, right?
That's right.
Yeah, yeah,
in Atlanta, Georgia,
in a hotel room.
That's right.
And I couldn't get you two
to quit watching a movie
to talk to me
while we were recording it.
We love movies, Josh!
Jesus, that's why I missed the finish of the Bengals game, because I was watching a movie.
I started watching a movie on my computer. I'll look over at the TV every once in a while, see how they're doing.
I was excited, and then next thing you know, the game was over and all they were talking about was tornadoes and stay inside.
was over and all they were talking about was tornadoes and stay inside.
Jeff also
brought a stand-up records hat.
A toque,
I guess they call them.
Watch cap.
Josh brought, this is amazing,
a cell,
an old film
celluloid cell,
and it's framed from
E.T. the extraterrestrial.
Spare no expense.
Why do you
have that?
I used to work at Blockbuster.
That's why
you have a Blockbuster name tag on?
Well, that's just to throw these guys off.
To intimidate them.
I think it's working.
I used to work at Blockbuster.
Oh, you did?
Oh, damn.
Well, let's introduce Bob Biggerstaff is here also, you guys.
Yeah!
Hey, Bob.
Slappy white guy night on Doug Loves Movies.
He's a regular on the Bob and Tom show, as you know,
and he brought some Hey Buddy stickers.
Hey Buddy is a reference from that show.
It's my catchphrase that no one knows.
Your catchphrase is Hey Buddy?
That is even better.
Your catchphrase is just a normal greeting?
My catchphrase is, how you doing?
That's the genius.
Hold on, have you heard of my new catchphrase?
Yo.
You guys getting lunch or what? how you doing? That's the genius. Hold on, have you heard of my new catchphrase? Yo. Yo.
You guys getting lunch or what?
I got a sticker
that says
you guys getting lunch
or what?
What does this shirt say,
Bob?
You brought a shirt.
It says,
hey buddy,
it's chili time.
So hey buddy
only fit on the sticker.
That's my name
on Twitter,
chili time.
Why?
Because I didn't think
Twitter was going
anywhere three years ago.
But Chili,
that's the future.
You also included, Bob,
autographed 8x10.
We call it a headshot in business.
How dare you!
Could you get that for me, Jeff?
I forgot to mention.
Do you mind?
No.
Well, I didn't know it was going to be so difficult.
I also included in the bag a copy of Doug Diggs'
I found in the bargain bin,
a copy of Broadcast News, which is a great movie.
And then what else do you have, Josh?
Well, I brought a copy of one of my favorite comedies, Made.
With Sean Puffy Combs.
That's right.
He's good in it, but it's Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau,
and like you said backstage, it's a very underrated movie.
I agree. I agree.
He was quoting you.
I know. I know.
I'm so excited to give the rest of this stuff out, Jeff.
I'm Josh Snead, and I agree with myself.
I was a movie critic in college for the school paper,
so I brought some of the press kits that I have as prizes.
Double Team from the Jean-Claude Van Damme blockbuster.
That's nice.
They had so much faith in that movie,
they just put in a generic folder with a window.
That has the logo.
Contact.
Contact.
Is Double Team the one with Dennis Rodman?
I don't know.
Yeah, and Dane Cook has a cameo in it.
That movie's fucking awesome.
Yeah, yeah.
What else, Josh?
Anaconda.
Oh, another one they didn't have much faith in.
But I love the tagline,
when you can't breathe, you can't scream.
That's true, everybody.
It's true.
And I brought this one just for Jeff
because I know he loves terrible movies.
It's from BAPS.
They didn't even put that in the folder.
Wait, wait, wait know he loves terrible movies. It's from BAPS. They didn't even put that in a folder. Wait, wait, wait.
You love terrible movies.
Oh, and I give certificates to my t-shirt company.
That's the only one that's worth it.
Yeah, what's your t-shirt company?
Lookatmeshirts.com.
Funny movie TV references.
30 bucks, you guys. 30 bucks.
We'll get you a shirt and pay for shipping.
That's a good price.
I'm friends with them and I can't get free shipping.
There's a nice picture of Halle Berry in the Babs.
Right in the way.
And this is the first poster I ever stole from Blockbuster.
Bad Boys.
That'll go right on your wall.
You know what my favorite part of Bad Boys 2 was?
What was that?
Taya Leone.
Go ahead.
She wasn't in Bad Boys 2.
Correct.
That movie sucks from beginning to end.
This movie by itself is pretty bad.
Even I see flaws in this movie, and I'm an idiot.
All he has to do is be like, I'm not the guy you meant to call
He's busy but I'm also a cop
And then the whole thing's fine
The movie takes ten minutes
Are you doing stand up right now?
No I'm standing
What's the deal with Taya Leone?
It's chili time Taya I didn't know how much more shit Josh had behind me I'm sorry
I I want something make Cincinnati represent it's the first time here three people care about it
okay what did I forget Jeff Jack Reacher on DVD. That was courtesy of me.
That's probably why I didn't mention it.
You were saving it so I could do it and get all the glory?
Yeah. And it comes with the sweet
Redbox case.
Yeah.
It's in its standard packaging.
I've purchased it legitimately No but it does look
We were talking backstage
It looks fake because
It looks like a bootleg from New York
Because they changed the artwork
From the poster
And it's just a picture of Tom Cruise
Trust me it just looks fake
It's a visual gag
But it's a real movie
yeah
I wouldn't mind another Jack Reacher movie
I'm hoping for it
I'm going to kickstart a Jack Reacher
Jack Reacher and the A-Team
they team up
that'd be fucking rad
oh no it wouldn't
Jack Reaches around yeah Oh, no it wouldn't.
Jack reaches.
Around, yeah.
I can't believe that got a laugh because I was making Jack reach around jokes
a year ago when it came out.
It came out last December.
What?
A guy in the audience just talked to us like he's in the show.
Now Ellen Newsies has got her hand over his mouth.
Do you listen to the podcast with Ellen?
Yes, I do.
Okay, cool.
I didn't want this to be one of those things where she dragged you here
and out of spite you're just going to talk to us the whole time.
It sounds like every comedy show i do holy shit we're already two minutes behind schedule um did i ask you guys all about anything
yesterday jeff and i were in Texas together in Houston and we
interrupted love actually which Jeff had never seen before no but you did see the
poster before the movie yep and then when we were about to watch the movie or
was it after I guess was after that you said oh I didn't know that was a
Christmas movie I didn't and that was a Christmas movie.
I didn't.
And the poster has Christmas wrapping on it.
The poster has a ribbon.
A ribbon in a cross, like a package,
and it's red and it's got a tag on it that says Merry Christmas or some shit.
Could be a birthday.
All the best romances
center around
somebody's birthday
well technically
that's where love is found
it's Christmas
technically it is
yeah it is somebody's birthday
I take it all back Jeff
thank you
that's back when
Rick Grimes was a puss
what?
I like how you called him
Rick Grimes
oh he knew his last name
he knew his last name oh I last name I just called him Sheriff Rick
Oh I'm sorry
But it's funny because in the movie
There's somebody named Carl
And so we had some fun with that
You guys should have been there
Why weren't you in Houston yesterday?
It's a bunch of British dudes
And a whole bunch of fat ladies
According to the movie
Go on
In the movie there's a lot of references to one character
Being fat or overweight and she's beautiful
So it's kind of fucked up
Yeah it's insane
Bob was there.
You attended the screening.
Yeah, where I fucking live,
you let me buy a ticket and see the show.
And then brought me to Cincinnati
the next day.
Somebody smokes pot.
I forgot that you lived there.
You mean you bought a
ticket to a show in a town you live in?
What would that be like? Popcorn and shit that I did.
No, you got in for free,
didn't you? I got in for free, yes.
But that wasn't as
funny.
But you said
you enjoyed it.
That's the only way you'd probably sit through
that movie, is with people making fun of it no I didn't say that I said I actually like
that oh it must be some other bond like actually unless and Josh have I asked
you anything Oh Oh. No.
Why did you bring all this dumb stuff
as prizes?
I think people are excited
to win all your dumb stuff
to be honest.
It's a pretty
it's a pretty exciting
prize bag.
I bet you retail
everything in the prize bag
there's a $15 gift certificate
a $35 gift certificate
so I'm thinking
you could probably it's probably worth about $52 that frame the
bad boys in probably about 50 oh that's yeah it's nice
it's not big enough for the poster, but...
Yeah, the poster...
It's actually folded underneath the bottom.
Look at it.
Oh, look at it.
It's falling apart even.
So it's nice.
Good luck getting this home in the tornado.
Well, when you work at Blockbuster,
you have to fold the bottom under
where it says when it's released on VHS
so that people think it's an actual movie poster and not one you stole
from Blockbuster.
VHS.
That's how old it is.
When you work at Blockbuster,
at Blockbuster they fold it under
so that they don't get tricked into thinking
they have to rent a movie?
Is that their business model?
That's their going out of business model?
Don't let them think it's for rent.
That guy talked to us again.
Alan.
Control that dude.
Tired of his shit.
Have you been to the movies lately, Josh?
No
Perfect, Bob
I was going to, but every movie that was playing
You've talked about the last couple
Nothing came out this week
It's true
Something must have opened on Friday
I think like Robert Redford being stuck on a ship
And I was like, I'd rather not see a movie
This guy just yelled out 12 Years a Slave in a very enthusiastic way Robert Redford being stuck on a ship. And I was like, I'd rather not see a movie.
This guy just yelled out 12 Years a Slave in a very enthusiastic way.
I watched a documentary on Netflix
called I Think We're Alone Now.
And it's about these two guys
who are obsessed with the singer Tiffany.
I've seen that.
It's so good.
You're one of those two guys?
It's about you guys?
One of them is autistic
and the other one's transgendered?
Yes.
And they eventually live together at the end.
Hey, this is Josh.
Josh brought this up.
Let him talk about it.
That's pretty much the whole movie.
Okay.
They think they're best friends with her.
She does her best to be nice to them. And then they're best friends with her. She does her best
to be nice to them
and then they just
become friends
with each other.
I've become,
I got a two year old
because I've become
that guy that I always
hated where it's like
the last time I went
to the movies
I saw Batman
in 1997.
Was that the year
that came out?
That was a different
Batman movie.
Joshua's referencing Batman and Robin? Perhaps? Yeah, that was. year that came out? That was a different Batman movie. Josh was referencing Batman and Robin?
Perhaps?
That one came out around 97?
Definitely Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Tommy Lee Jones.
You just want to cut this part out?
Yeah. Can you fix this in post?
Pretend I said gravity
and then you just say,
well we've talked about that for a month, let's move on to Jack. You know what's crazy about gravity? When you can't breathe you can't scream.
In space no one can hear you breathe. That's a movie about a guy jerking off in a spacesuit.
jerking off in a spacesuit.
Why wouldn't you?
Why wouldn't you?
Bob, what about you, man?
Oh, I've seen everything.
What was the most recent?
Thor.
I saw Ender's Game.
Bad Grandpa.
All that stuff.
Wow.
Your life is... I got nothing to do during the day.
Well, let's go back
to the one we haven't talked about on the show
much, which would be Ender's Game.
I don't think we've talked about that at all.
Because most of the guests are adults.
Oh, yeah. I mean, I saw
a little Einstein save the day,
if that counts. If you follow me at
ChiliTime on Twitter,
you'll remember this tweet a few weeks ago.
More like Ender's Lame.
You didn't write that.
I sure did.
Hear that? I wrote it.
No one else said that.
You don't have a team of writers
punching up your Twitter feed?
It was a horrible tweet.
With the Ender's lame gold?
Hashtag, hey buddy.
I will kill all of you.
It's difficult to watch an entire movie straight through
when you eat as much chili as Bob does.
Alright, that part's true.
I'm not going gonna argue that.
This guy brings his own goddamn chili to the movies.
What's in your pocket?
You're not gonna believe me.
Squish.
Is that a thermos in your pocket?
No, it's a thermos.
It's a...
So, you didn't like it I didn't read the book I was lost because I didn't read the book no I just didn't think it was very good
it doesn't it's not too compelling yeah I'm not I'm not drawn to it but I'll I
might see it cuz you know I'm seeing a movie every day. I figured out the twist at the end.
Don't say anything about
ends or twists.
It'd be interesting to see if anybody actually got mad
about spoiling Ender's Game.
I haven't seen it yet
and I say go for it.
If he spoils it, we're off the hook.
I don't want to see it because that guy
hates gay people. Wait a minute.
Oh, that's a good point.
The guy that wrote it.
I had to boycott Chick-fil-A for like a year.
And that's way better than Ender's Game Company.
Did you have a team of writers come up with that goal, Jeff?
Going Chick-fil-A gay angle?
Nope, I just thought of it, said it,
and then when everyone laughed, I thought,
that was pretty good.
There's a lot of dumb people here.
Oh, you think Ender's lame didn't get a huge laugh
because a lot of people didn't get it?
There's a lot of dumb, lame people here.
How much longer does this last?
But seriously...
You're almost done.
I had a question that I wanted to ask Jeff
right after he said that joke, but then something else happened.
And that is...
You only boycotted it
for a year? Aren't they still no no they uh they apologize
that's the only time we've ever won like they they apologized and said they're gonna stop doing that
with their money and then they say we're gonna did they say we're gonna be open on sundays from
now on and let people fuck in the store we're gonna have uh listen I don't really want people
fucking in the stores
like I'm on board with that rule
I didn't know that was just Chipotle's rule
I thought that was most stores had that rule
but I honestly
didn't know that something happened
to make me not want to boycott them anymore
well that's the thing
I guess you know
that story very buried
yeah so it's a story about them being terrible until it broke and then
whatever you know I don't know it's all Google it they fucking stopped that guy
died their fucking CEO died like two weeks after all the cool people started
boycotting it and all my parents friends lined up from choking on a chicken ironically yeah yeah more
ironic if he choked on a dick
welcome to Doug's race to the dick joke yeah I mean if that's not true then I'll go back to boycotting Chick-fil-a but I've read I never heard that the boycott was off but the guy died I guess
it might be stop doing that with their money and I was like oh it's not was it's the only one that
guy look at that guy I do believe that guy yeah he's wearing a sweater, oh, it's not off. It's not off. You believe in that guy? Look at that guy. I do believe that guy.
Yeah, he's wearing a sweater.
He's saying it's not off
and you're saying,
I don't know.
Maybe it is.
Maybe it isn't.
He's giving us
the definitive answer.
Let's be honest, Jeff.
It was the only restaurant
within walking distance
of the hotel.
Right.
When you were out on the road.
Sometimes you have no control.
You can't Google
everybody's practices.
It's hard when you have to fucking...
You look out the window of your hotel room
and you're like, I wonder what their agenda is.
I wonder what this sandwich shop's agenda is.
Oh, fuck.
They're like, Rick Santorum.
Guess I'll be hungry until I get home.
The only place you're supposed to eat
is at Urban Outfitters. Guess I'm not eating. I have no idea what you're going to eat is an Urban Outfitters.
Guess I'm not eating.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Perfect time to chime in then.
Just jump in whenever you don't know what's happening.
At that.
I've been to the movies, Doug.
What?
That's so unlike you, Jeff Tate.
I was afraid that we were just going to talk about Chick-fil-A
until we played the games.
So what movies have you seen?
Ender's Game.
I saw Dirty Harry a week ago.
In the theater.
Oh, you went and saw where they showed a retrospective
screening of Dirty Harry?
It was a good print?
Yeah.
Isn't that movie kind of upsetting?
What do you mean?
Doesn't Dirty Harry kind of do stuff that's improper?
Yeah.
Like he's kind of a...
But do you think the ends justifies the means?
Well, no, that's the social context of the movie
is that they made it in 1971 to go...
In San Francisco, the Zodiac Killer
was still killing everybody,
so they made Dirty Harry in response to that
to give the people someone,
like a fictional character to kind of root for.
And someone for the Zodiac Killer to be scared of.
Theoretically, I don't know.
This Dirty Harry guy might actually catch me.
It was like a fantasy where it was like,
wouldn't it be great if there was this guy
that could save us from this evil
that they never, ever caught?
So they just created this horrible killer.
Is Dirty Harry a good detective in the movie?
Or isn't he just kind of a...
He figures out who it is.
Huh?
I guess, I mean, maybe he doesn't figure out.
I don't know.
See, here's the thing, Doug.
You start asking questions...
He's no Robert Downey Jr. and Mark Ruffalo,
is what I'm trying to say,
and Jake Gyllenhaal,
and they tried really hard to catch the Zodiac Killer,
and it turns out that all the facts went against them,
and they weren't able to do it.
Dirty Harry was an excellent cartoonist.
Isn't one of those guys in Zodiac a cartoonist?
Jake Gyllenhaal draws cartoons for the paper,
and then he's like, I'm going to solve this case.
Out of nowhere, they're like,
oh, the guy that fucking draws the cartoons.
You know what I love?
Waffle fries.
I'm with you, Josh.
I also saw Escape Plan.
Is Dirty Harry not a good movie?
Am I wrong about this?
No, it's just that he behaves
really horribly in that
movie. Yeah, yeah, he's not real. He tortures
people. He doesn't
torture anybody. He doesn't? No.
He doesn't torture a guy to get information out of him?
No. He gets the shit kicked out of him
under that cross by the Scorpio killer
and then the Scorpio killer hires a guy
to beat him up to tell everybody that
Dirty Harry did it.
Spoiler.
I mean, in fairness, Dirty Harry, his nickname is Dirty Harry so he's got a lot going against him.
Yeah.
He does have a shootout speech
where he can't remember how many bullets he's fired.
So maybe he's not the best cop.
But also when I watch that movie, sometimes I'm like, I wonder if he knows about the best cop. But also, when I watch that movie,
sometimes I'm like,
I wonder if he knows about the Miranda rights.
And then the other side of me is like,
you know, it's a movie.
It's just a movie.
I'm glad you at least had that thought,
because when I brought it up to you just now,
you're acting like that.
It didn't cross your mind at all,
that you thought he did a great job.
It really didn't.
When you said, was he a good detective,
I was like, yeah, he found the Scorpio killer.
And then I realized, no, he didn't.
The Scorpio killer made him run around town.
Oh, this is my favorite part of the movie.
When he has to go do the ransom drop thing where they call on the payphone
and then he's got to carry the money around from payphone to payphone,
the Scorpio killer's like, you will have a specific amount of time
to get from location to location.
And then he goes, now get to Hunter Street Station
as soon as you can.
He was very clear, a specific amount of time.
And then every time he got to a pay phone,
the guy was like, just, you know, hot stepping.
The least specific amount of time.
So vague.
All right, now just go ten blocks and, you know, hurry.
Do it as quick as I could.
Jaywalk if you have to.
Can't do it.
Dirty Harry follows the rules.
Yeah.
He read himself, he arrested himself for jaywalking and didn't read himself the Miranda rights.
He didn't arrest himself.
He just shot himself in the leg
to show him who's boss.
I saw a skate playing, too.
I'm finished my drink already.
Can we get another beverage for Jeff?
Because it's really working so far.
What are you drinking, buddy?
It's vodka OJ.
A little cranberry juice on top.
Oh, you got that urinary thing going on
Yeah yeah
Splash for the infection
Yeah yeah it's my
It's Obamacare that's what I call the drink
Cause it's got everything you need to stay healthy
Orange juice for the immune system
Cranberry juice for the UT
And vodka for the brain
It covers all three things
And the best part about it is Get it up here before his review of the dirty dozen for the UT and vodka for the brain. It covers all three things.
And the best part about it is... Hurry, get it up here
before his review
of the Dirty Dozen.
I mean, Dirty Dozen
was pretty good.
You see,
it's not my favorite.
You like anything that's dirty.
I also have a big fan of...
It should have been called Dirty Jack Reacher.
I'm a fan of anything that comes in a dozen.
Donuts, roses, those guys from the movie.
Let's play some games.
I want to start with a game that I call the Jeff Tate game
Because Jeff, you sort of inspired it
You didn't sort of inspire it
You suggested a game that's very much like what we're about to do
But I changed the rules a little bit
Okay, good
It was probably for the best Here's what we're about to do, but I changed the rules a little bit. Okay, good. It was probably for the best.
Here's what we're going to do.
Bob and Josh, just hang on,
because you're going to go next.
We'll start with me and Jeff.
I'm going to name a movie, Jeff,
and then you're going to name a movie
that has someone from that movie in it,
and then I have to guess who that person is.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
The person that's in the two movies.
It doesn't sound like you changed the rules at all.
Well, what did you do after that,
after somebody gets it or doesn't get it?
Then what happens?
Oh, maybe you did.
I don't remember now.
Yeah, see?
But it's a game I play with my brother,
and then I realize that me and my brother
know what each other knows.
So it makes a lot more sense to us.
So that's it.
That's all we do.
For starters?
Harrison Ford.
All right, let me try this again.
You name a movie.
I mean, I can't wait
until they make a biopic about
Harrison Ford.
But here's what we're going to do in this game.
You made up the rules and I did not change.
You name a movie.
Okay, so I name a movie first.
Yeah.
Midnight Run.
Now, I'm going to name a movie that I know has someone from Midnight Run in it.
And then you have to come up with who that person is.
And that movie is Bad Boys.
Who is in both?
Uh, Joe Pantoliano.
That's correct!
I got it right. It's the game I thought of.
And I know how to play.
Seriously, though, can I get that drink?
Okay, now Josh and Jeff are going to play.
See how this is going to go now?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now you think of a movie.
Yeah.
Josh starts with a movie.
A Few Good Men.
Why is that funny? Yeah. because he fucked himself on it because every single person in the world's in that movie why is that fuck him because he's got it I got you
got to come up with a movie that someone else is it and then he's got to figure out which one I
meant yeah yeah and but all those people in the dark man stars. So he didn't really fuck up.
It's a pretty smart choice.
Thank you, Doug.
So let's see what you do with that.
JFK. All right, who was in both?
Probably everybody.
I know.
Now he's just got to think of who I was thinking of.
What did Josh say?
Kevin Bacon.
That's correct.
So you're out, Jeff.
I'm out? There's a way to get out? Yeah, every time one of us. So you're out, Jeff. I'm out?
There's a way to get out?
Yeah, every time one of us loses, you're out.
Now it's down to Josh and Bob.
Bob gets to go first.
It could be any movie?
I can name any movie?
No, let's narrow it down to movies that have words in the title.
Nothing on you porn.
I mean, I guess you could pick something really old and obscure and then that would be that, but...
Rambo.
Okay, now let's clarify.
Are you talking about the last one
where it was Sylvester Stallone
and then a bunch of people
that we don't know their names?
So I can just think of some movie
that was shot in the far east.
Most recent Rambo.
Probably have an extra that was in both of them.
No, if you've seen the movie,
there's other people.
I haven't seen that one.
It's true. That was a good pull there, Bob.
I'm good at pulling.
Wait a minute.
You got anything, Josh?
The only one I know is the most obvious.
Rocky.
Okay, Bob. who is in both
Rambo
and
Rocky?
I'm gonna give you a minute.
I think I fucked myself.
Dale Leone.
Frank Stallone's brother.
Sylvester Stallone.
I was going to say, be more specific.
Did I win?
Sort of. It's just a fun game.
There's really no
winners up here.
Just the worst losers.
In fairness.
I mean, there's no losers.
I fucked up my own quote. I mean, there's no losers, there's only worst winners.
I fucked up my own quote.
I should have said phone booth.
Who was the person on the phone?
Kiefer Sutherland, yeah.
Okay, so it's basically
just a two-man show,
Colin Farrell and Kiefer Sutherland?
Nobody else is in it?
Forrest Whitaker's in it.
But he's not obscure.
Who's the girl?
Katie Holmes?
Katie Holmes, that's right.
All right.
Well, this was fun, Jack.
You could use that one next time.
I love it.
Do you want me to call it something else?
Josh, would you like to name a movie that you should have picked?
What?
I think that's what we're doing now.
We're saying what movie you should have picked.
Josh should have picked that John Wayne Gacy movie that Brian Dennehy was in.
Oh.
Why would he do that?
Because Brian Dennehy was in both those movies and maybe Bob wouldn't know that
Brian Dennehy was not in the most recent Rambo
It was the most recent Rambo?
Well, it's just called Rambo
It's the only one that's just called Rambo
Oh, okay
Brian Dennehy was in a movie called Rambo
First Blood was the movie that Brian Dennehy was in
along with David Caruso
Interestingly enough
We'll just cut this part.
Did you guys know that CSI Miami
is the number one show in Poland?
Let's see your name tags, Cincinnati.
Let me see your name tags.
Go pick who you guys want to play for.
Jeff Tate, who are you playing for?
Allie. Love actual Allie.
Yeah.
And when you look at it,
it doesn't look like a Christmas movie at all.
That's great.
You can put that right next to the...
It's got my face on it.
She put you on it and me.
Yeah, she put Graham Elwood on there too,
hoping he'd be here and
he'd pick it because then then she probably with garbage fucking name tags and this one has my
nice one yes nice yeah good job this time you did a fantastic job I put it right here I'm gonna just
yeah you touch it anymore you already broke Ricky live with your face that sounded bad your face
over the Game of Thrones kid face? I hope so.
Oh yeah, maybe.
Let's see who Josh is playing for.
I'm guessing Jake.
Jake's on a plane.
Jake.
Jillian Hall and the Antiquity Skywalker.
This is the Doug Loves Movies Airlines.
Did you see that?
Jake Busey.
That's pretty sweet.
That shit's coming down.
I love it.
All right, Bob, who are you playing for?
It says Hannibal, but I don't understand what...
Hannah.
Hannah.
Is your name Hannah?
Oh, I'm a fucking idiot.
Your name's not a ball,
which is literally what I was going to say.
I'm playing for Hannah.
Alright,
those are some great name tags, and thank you to everybody
who brought name tags. I appreciate it.
Don't feel bad if you didn't
get picked, because, you know, the winner's gonna have to
carry all this crap home.
Yeah, Doug's not giving you the bag yeah we just pile it up and say good luck
with that some people just light it on fire and leave if you don't want the bad
boys poster I'll keep it I think they'll want it because who doesn't have a
rumpus room that that would be perfect in
why buried a rumpus room put it front center in the foyer
yeah is there an 80 year old guy from the 70s here that i missed
with his compass room forget i said that at chili time everybody
there's no take backs when you're full of chili.
Let's play ABCD's
Nuts.
We'll start with you, Bob, because you're
the sort of winner of that last thing we did.
Oh, thank you.
Sort of. Sort of winner. I mean, you won. And you're welcome. Sort of. Sort of winner.
I mean, you won.
Thank you.
Yeah, by default, but you still won.
And we'll start with you, and then we'll go to Josh and then to Jeff.
Okay.
And the idea is we're going to spell something.
Each of you are going to take turns naming movies that begin with the letter that I tell you.
And, you know, just any movie that begins with that letter.
And, of course, if it's a movie that has the movie has the the beginning only letter that would work for is T and we are gonna spell go bananas
Since that is where we are
And that is what we're doing
So I start with G going bananas name any movie begins with our G if you match the movie
I chose you win automatically if you can't think of one in a few seconds. We're going bananas. Name any movie that begins with our G. If you match the movie I chose,
you win automatically. If you can't think of one
in a few seconds, you're out.
Go. Go.
And goodnight, everybody.
The pie would be for the best if you just
left right now.
I'll kill you.
That is correct. Go, of course, is a movie.
And I chose Guarding Tess because it was shot in Ohio.
Well, how about that?
Yeah.
Josh?
Oh.
Old Dogs.
You could have just done what...
He just didn't say O back to me.
But Old Dogs is a good pick.
I went with One Potato, Two Potato.
Because we like potatoes.
Which was shot entirely in Ohio in 1964.
God, I'm sensing a theme.
Jeff, what do you got for B?
Braveheart.
Good one.
Also shot in Ohio.
No, actually, the prison drama Brubaker was shot in Ohio.
What do you got for A?
Bob.
Argo.
Shot in Ohio Southern
I went with a movie that
I just saw a few scenes
from recently and I was pleasantly surprised
I thought it was entertaining, it's called Airborne
and
shot right here in Cincinnati
and starring
in then unknown Jack Black
or not starring, but he had a good part the dude that's the star of that, he actually lives in Shot right here in Cincinnati And starring at that unknown Jack Black
We're not starring you but he had a good part. The dude that's the star of that he actually lives in Galveston, Texas. He's an artist now
Hmm
I looked it up one day. I was watching you know
Airborne All right. Yeah, if comedy doesn't work for you, you should try facts. They're doing that
They're both working about equal for him.
You know, if you don't want interesting facts about the movie.
His facts are getting bigger and bigger.
If you want to make up shit like it was made in Ohio, sure.
Try to figure out why you're getting feedback,
and then stop doing whatever it is that's making that happen.
Oh, I thought you meant microphone feedback.
No, there is feedback. There's something...
Never mind.
Never mind.
What are you talking about?
There's feedback coming from Bob's mic.
I'm trying to think of an N.
I haven't even heard any.
How rude.
Josh, Nightwatch.
That, of course, does begin with N,
but I went with National Lampoon's Vacation
because it was partially shot in Arizona.
I'll be at the Tempe Abroad December 1st.
No N movies have been shot in Ohio
in the history of movies and Ohio,
which is probably a good thing,
because, you know,
you should probably stay away from N-words.
A, Jeff.
A, Strange Brand of Happy.
That's the movie I was in.
Girls, man!
Shot here in Ohio.
Well, you don't say girls, man.
Apparently not.
Seems like I should have, though.
And it's way more fun than what I did say.
I went with all the marbles.
Shot here in Ohio.
And then we're back to Bob with the letter N.
Night shift.
I thought you were really going to try night watch.
Hate to say, I almost did.
But I went with National Lampoon's Vacation. I thought you were really gonna try Nightwatch. Hate to say, I almost did.
But I went with National Lampoon's Vacation.
Okay?
Yeah, because it was also shot partially in Colorado and I'll be at Comedy Works in Denver
on December 15th at 420.
Hey, Josh.
Ants.
Ants with a Z.
I went with American Splendor,
shot in Ohio,
and Doug digs it.
I love that movie.
Do you like American Splendor?
I didn't understand it.
No.
It was good.
So good.
Giamatti should have got nominated
for an Oscar in this.
I do.
Okay, and then G.
Snakes on a Plane.
Why did it say G?
Go banana egg!
Snakes on a plate.
Okay.
I went with Summer Catch, because it was shot in Ohio.
And this has been ABC These Nights!
I'm very excited about this next game.
And Bob, you get to go first again because there were no winners in that game.
I mean, we were all winners.
You were all winners.
There were no losers in that game.
You guys nailed it.
And, uh...
I think my mic's feeding back now.
It doesn't?
It's all Bob?
Uh-huh.
We were just talking today about how in movies
when somebody's bombing,
like when they're giving a speech no one's interested in
or they're having a bad set in a comedy club,
the mic's always feed back.
Like, that's why they feed back.
Because they're reacting to a shitty performance performance this is what it's based on
oh you guys yeah get him
it's an interesting power stroke you guys got going and that means josh is going to walk down
here victorious.
It's a good thing you're sitting in between them.
This game is called the Seth Rogen Game.
A.K.A. Last Man Stanton.
Because Dean Stanton is the best player we've ever had.
And we are going to go to
the audience to pick out an actor, actress, or director with a large body of work.
And then we're going to take turns.
I'm going to play this one.
We're going to take turns starting with Bob naming movies that that person is either in or directed until we run out.
And it's a pretty fun game because when we run out, the audience yells a bunch of names at us that we didn't think of.
Except for when we did the Coen Brothers movies where I think we named every single one except for some movie they had a small scene in or something.
And since he's my chatty new friend, I'm going to ask Ellen Newsies.
Boyfriend? Husband?
Husband.
Next.
No, I want to ask him,
because he'll be ready to name it.
Tell us an actor
or actress or director
that has made a lot of movies.
or actress or director that has made a lot of movies?
He's turning down Ellen's suggestion of Christian Bale because he's sick of how obsessed she is with Newsies.
He's like, I'll fucking deliver your paper.
I'll show you a headline.
Robert Redford.
Robert Redford!
That's a sweet one.
I'm going to win.
All right, Bob.
Name a movie that's got Robert Redford in it.
The Natural.
Yeah, that's correct.
Josh?
Great Gatsby.
Brubaker.
Oh, we're going to do that?
We're going to name movies we've already mentioned?
All is Lost.
Sneakers.
That movie's underrated, right?
Josh?
Spy Game.
Don't say it like a question.
That's a good answer. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.
Lions or Lambs?
Bob?
Yeah, you've got three seconds.
Two, three...
I'm freezing.
I know.
That's one of the things he says during all his lost.
Can't think of one.
I'm hungry.
I'm lost.
Bob's out. Josh?
The Last Castle?
Mmm, okay.
I don't remember that, but I trust you.
James Gandolfini's in it, and Mark Ruffalo is good.
Wait, is James Gandolfini in it,
and then you just wanted to mention that Mark Ruffalo is good?
In general?
He's good, and he's in that movie as well.
All right, name another one.
Three Days of the Condor.
I saw that on a plane once when I was a kid
and it kind of freaked me out.
There's like a scene in the beginning
where someone comes into an office and kills everybody
and I was like, hey, that shouldn't happen.
That was the moment you decided to forget her.
Am I trying to say a movie here?
Damn.
Indecent Proposal.
Josh?
The Horse Whisperer? Yeah! decent proposal Josh the horse whisper yeah the stink yeah that's correct did
someone just cough the guy that I asked to stop speaking then I invited him to
participate by naming a movie just fucking coughed a movie into his hand,
and the thing that's pissed me off the most about it
is I didn't understand what he said.
I didn't hear it either.
I didn't hear it either.
But I got this, I got this.
Barefoot in the park.
Josh.
Gangster land?
Josh is out. Jeff?
The candidate.
Yeah. That's a good one.
Oh, shit.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
Jeremiah Johnson.
Jeremiah Johnson.
Jeff?
Three seconds. Really? Jeremiah Johnson. Jeff.
Three seconds. Really?
Okay, five.
Thank you.
Uh, The Sting 2.
He was not in that.
I gotta think of one more though to officially win this thing.
And I'm gonna think of one more though to officially win this thing. And I'm gonna think of one
right now.
Son of a bitch!
He's been in
so many movies!
I'm turning into Bert Kreischer!
I'm in probably a tie between you and me, Jeff.
Name the other ones, you guys.
Steve Guttenberg.
Steve Guttenberg.
That guy's called Steve Guttenberg.
It's probably my favorite Robert Redford movie.
That's a good movie.
Steve Guttenberg.
I can guarantee you Robert Redford was not in Steve Guttenberg.
You don't know about their private lives.
But you know Redford could do better than Gutenberg
Alright, let's play the Leonard Maltin game
As Catwoman says
Stop pussyfooting around, Batman
And let's play Leonard Maltin
Since Jeff was the
Sort of the winner on that
one tied with me you get to go first you get to pick a category and then and then
we'll go to which one you guys you want me to go to next Josh sure yeah yeah
okay I'll go third you know know what? No, Bob.
Josh hasn't won anything so far, so you'll go second.
That's for sure.
Yeah.
Would you like one of these categories, Jeff Tate?
Would you like...
At Whiskey Sigs Pod.
So I guess some guy has a podcast called Whiskey Sigs
he suggested
yeah that's right up your alley right
yeah
he suggested
Life Takes Visa
and that's movies where someone gets deported
at Drew Robbs R-O-B-Z, suggested The Lone Arranger.
And that's movies that have a florist in them.
And Pre-Fight Donut.
Ooh.
I know, that's a better name than Chili Eater or whatever your name was
Please
He suggested
Or she
It's sexist to assume a pre-fight donut is a guy
That person suggested Chick Flicks but it's sexist to assume a pre-fight donut is a guy.
That person suggested chick flicks and that's movies where you see a woman masturbating.
I got this.
Negative six.
Which one of those do you like Jeff
shit I forgot the first one
I'll repeat it
that would be
life takes visas
somebody gets deported
florist
I guess I'll take the last one
the lady masturbator
yeah
the only movie I can think of that has a florist in it.
Why would you...
Don't...
Oh, but even that...
Even that don't do...
Oh, really?
The category's not going away.
There's no reason to start giving away answers.
But it's not a real movie.
Oh, okay.
The one I can think of with a florist in it
is a movie that was in a book
about a book about a movie.
But the movie wasn't... They wrote a book movie there was a movie in the book and the movie in the book was about a
florist and that's not a real fucking movie the book called get shorty that was a movie and when
they made it into a movie they didn't have a scene where someone was playing a florist no no cuz the
movie like the movie script that they're fighting about or whatever in that movie is about a florist.
And in the movie it's called Mr. Lovejoy.
But they don't make that movie.
And that movie's not a real movie.
And so, chip flicks.
The year is 2010.
Leonard Maltin gives this movie two stars.
The year is 2010.
Leonard Maltin gives this movie two stars.
He says about this movie that it is vividly realized.
And he says the cinematography is definitely worthy of praise.
So two stars. So he's going out of his way to find things to like about this.
And he names nine names
How many names you didn't get it in Jim nine
You know what I always say about that that is a strong opening bit very smart
I'll say eight. Oh wait. He goes next yeah. Let's see what he says. I like Josh's plan.
I'll go with eight.
Damn it.
He took your idea.
Yeah. Three seconds.
Seven.
Seconds.
Jeff.
Six.
Apologize to everyone who hates whistling.
You said it was a 2010 movie?
I'll go five.
Name that movie.
For some reason, when we get them closer to each other,
they feed back a little bit.
That happens.
Five names, Bob?
Yes.
Do you want the clues again?
Yes.
Smart.
Two stars from Leonard.
2010's the year.
Vividly realized.
And the cinematography
is definitely worthy of praise.
Chick masturbating.
Said it.
Yeah, we're a nice lady.
And your five names are
Marcia Jean Kurtz.
That's three names She sounds disgusting
Toby Hemingway
Who?
Sebastian Stan
Benjamin Millipede
That can't be real
That can't be real
He's got some human bug in it.
Maybe this is all your porn.
It's just a whole bunch of Benjamins in a room.
Well, he's not masturbating.
And then your fifth name is Winona Ryder.
Don't shout it out if you know it.
It's up to Bob.
I'll give you Bob.
I know you don't like the three seconds thing.
So I'll give you seven seconds, I know you don't like the three seconds thing. That's okay.
So I'll give you seven seconds.
Got it.
No, eight seconds.
Damn.
Like the rodeo.
Luke Perry.
Wasn't that a Luke Perry movie?
Yes.
Beetlejuice.
I bet you some guy named Millipede was in that movie.
Yeah, Winona Ryder was in it.
And they'll probably build about that level,
but that is incorrect.
Is it?
Yeah, the remaining names are... You guys know it?
No, I said I know it was wrong.
Oh.
Is it Star Trek?
Still got to go through the motions.
Nobody says,
I know I was wrong to Alex Trebek.
I don't know it.
Yeah, Alex, I knew that.
I knew I was wrong.
Just read the next one.
Quit rubbing me in, you piece of shit.
Excellent analogy between you
and Alex Trebek, by the way.
Yeah, we both host game shows.
Shut up.
That's the analogy I was going
for.
Wasn't trying to drag him down.
You guys don't have
any guesses? The rest of the names
are Barbara Hershey, Vincent Cassell,
Mila Kunisis and Natalie Portman
aka the bean flicker Jeff is still looking at me like he has no idea yeah the audience told you Buxwung! Millipede. That's right. You forgot he was in that.
Yeah.
I just looked at his IMDB page.
All those pattering little feet.
Ballet.
Fucking Brian Millipede.
And that means Josh Snead is on the board with one point.
This is the only game that matters.
Well, yeah, when you get down to it, sure.
This is the one that's going to determine the prizes.
Let me put a little hash mark down here for you, Josh.
A little hash mark, honey.
Mm-hmm.
I said hash mark, not hash brown.
Don't get jealous.
That was a slow build, that one.
Shut up.
Okay.
That means that this time Jeff gets to go first,
and then we will go to Josh and then to Bob.
Switch the order around, but Jeff still gets to pick.
Would you like
at Michael Suave,
Rico's brother.
It's spelled S-O-A-V-E.
He suggested Walter Whiteys.
Walter Whiteys.
And that's movies where you see a drug
dealer in their underwear.
And that's movies where you see a drug dealer in their underwear.
And then we have, celebrating a birthday today, Rachel McAdams.
So the films of Rachel McAdams. And then your third option is at the Ventination. I don't know what that means. the Ventination
I don't know what that means
the Ventination
suggested 12 years no shave
and that's
movies that have Santa or Jesus
in them
laughter
laughter
laughter
laughter
so would you like
Santa or Jesus
or Rachel McAdams
or a drug dealer
in their underwear?
Which one of those?
Rachel McAdams.
Oh, shut up.
Start doing open mics.
Get funnier.
And in 11 years, you can pick a category.
Or go into filmmaking.
It's another way.
It's another route.
Direct great movies.
Make a movie.
Have that be in the category
nevermind
should have quit while you were ahead
2009 is the year
of this movie that has Rachel McAdams in it
two stars from Leonard
he says about this movie
that it is
based on a best-selling novel and he also says that the movie has an
ethereal tone throughout and he names six performers that were in this movie
how many six very disappointed sound.
I bet six. They wish they were 11 years into their comedy career right now.
No, you don't.
You in with all six?
All six.
All right, let's go over to Josh this time.
I'll say five.
What do you think of that, Bob?
I'll say name that movie.
I can't believe this is happening.
All right, well, let me just...
Somebody picked five when I fucking did it.
But let's look at the overall strategy of this game, Bob.
Five out of six.
Five out of six. Five out of six.
Only the top-billed performer is not going to be named.
It's alright.
We'll see.
And when Josh gets it correct, he will have two points
and he will win the whole game.
Just because you don't know it
doesn't mean Josh isn't going to.
I'm sorry, Jake.
Good one.
Anybody interested? I would like to place a side bet. Good one. Pray for me.
Anybody interested?
I would like to place a side bet that Josh is going to get this correct.
I'll take that.
You will?
For how much, buddy?
Five.
Five bucks.
For my name tag back.
You want your name tag back?
No.
No, this is his.
Jake's on a plane.
That's Jake.
Wait, you're going to bet that he's going to get it right?
Yeah.
And you win the prizes and five bucks?
That's not a side bet. You're involved in the front bet.
Jeff knows the difference between the front and the side of things.
Yep.
Eleven years of comedy.
Yeah. Gotta laugh on it somehow. Don't know.
Don't understand it yet. No, I meant, that's great that you want to bet the same thing that I want to bet. I think he's going to get it. I think he's going to get it. I was
just wondering if anybody wanted to put up some money against that. Like, especially
Bob. Well, the way you're setting this up obviously he's gonna get it now well no he was gonna get it before Doug said any of this
stuff okay you gave him five out of six things here's everything but the star
the number one star yeah who do you think that is Rachel McAdams yeah
Josh has all the names.
Alright, here you go.
Here's your five names.
I'm so nervous. I don't know.
I'm so nervous.
What's that?
Steve Tobolowsky.
Someone named Jane McLean
or McLean?
John McLean?
John McLean is in this, yes.
We just have a lot of time left
and the game's going to be over
and the show's going to be done way early
so I'm going to keep interrupting.
It's not going to be over.
I have faith in you, Josh.
Oh, God.
I have a lot of faith in you.
And we'll...
I'll figure out something to do if we have extra time.
You be a guest and I'll be the host.
Let's do that.
Don't worry about stalling for time That's what I do
That's why I talked to you for so long
I even forgot what we were talking about
Dirty Harry
Arliss Howard is in this movie
Ron Livingston
And second build
Eric Bana
From 2009 Tell us Josh And second build, Eric Bana from 2009.
Tell us, Josh.
The Hulk.
Now, first of all, if it was Hulk, I would say incorrect, because that was called Hulk.
But it's really incorrect, because Rachel McAdams wasn't in Hulk. But it's really incorrect because Rachel McAdams
wasn't in Hulk.
But she was in a movie called
The Time Traveler's Wife.
Was she in a movie called
Fuck Everyone Here? How about that?
Was she in a movie called Fuck You?
He didn't get it?
Hey, Bob, it's called
Building Up Life. Bob, shut the fuck building up. It's called building up.
Bob, Bob, shut the fuck up
and let me tell you how I run my show.
I built it up so that you could be the hero
and you jump right in and be a dick about it.
Bob is on the board with one point.
And of course that means Jeff gets to pick the next category But Josh, what were you saying about being proud
To not know a major motion picture?
I knew I didn't know it when you said she was the star
Yeah, right? I knew exactly what know it when you said she was the star. Yeah, right?
I knew exactly
what it was
when you said
she was the star.
Yeah, I'm kind of...
It's kind of shocking to me
she was top built on that.
I guess Savannah
wasn't that big
at that point.
So she...
He'd been cured.
Wouldn't you rather
see a movie
about the time traveler
not his wife?
Dude, his wife is... Sad a lot. Yeah, but he's going on adventures's hot she's just like where the fuck
is my husband that was called quantum oh that's an old joke from my act from 2009
oh that's great that you've been doing it for four years now pretty good already up here better than Jeff that really is the ultimate goal of all comics now
to be on Douglas
movies and go bananas
but
I thought that also this would be
easier to come to mind because right now
in theaters is a movie
where Rachel McAdams
is married to a guy who
travels through time.
Why the fuck wouldn't she tell her agent
to fuck off?
I've already done that shit
where a guy keeps disappearing and coming
back. But she doesn't
know in this one.
He just needs to start over, and she doesn't
know he's starting over. Yeah, so that's what it is.
She's like, I want to be in another time travel movie,
but I want to play a dumber character. She doesn't always start over. Yeah, so that's what it is. She's like, I want to be in another time travel movie, but I want to play a dumber character.
She doesn't travel through time.
Yeah, no shit, but it's a time travel movie.
That's what I just said.
Okay.
You get to pick a category, Jeff.
And you have a chance to get a three-way tie going,
which would be so exciting.
Totally worth everybody risking their lives to be here.
And killing the perfect amount of time
till the end of the podcast.
No one wants to see this three-way.
It's another chili reference from Bob Biggerstein.
Shut your mouth!
Wait, but did you mean chilly as in frightening or disturbing?
It said to chill through my spine.
Down my spine.
Jeff, would you like...
At underscore Colin, K-O-L-L-I-N, suggested Good Will Hunting.
And that's movies where someone is shot in a department store.
At N. James Anderson suggested Save Ferris, and that's a movie where a ferris wheel is
destroyed. And then your third option is one of a classic. This one nobody ever picks.
Rushmore. And that's movies that have Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, or Roosevelt in them.
You know, like Mount Rushmore. Those are the four guys, right?
Yeah.
I want the first one.
The department store one.
Okay.
Good Will Hunting.
Huh?
Good Will Hunting.
Yeah.
That's the category I picked.
I thought you were guessing an answer already.
I know.
I was like, I win!
Three stars from Leonard
for this movie.
The year is 2005.
He says that this movie
is supercharged.
And that it's...
Oh, it has a dynamic score
by John Powell.
Paul Blart.
No pre-guessing.
Even if it's funny.
Three stars from Leonard, I said, right?
And the year, 2005.
And he lists nine names.
How many names do you think you can get in, Jeff?
Nine.
It's been working for you so far.
Just throw it over to those guys.
It's the Bob mix.
Yeah.
Okay, I'll say eight.
Josh? Seven. You need it. Okay, I'll say eight. Josh.
Seven.
Knee dip.
Six.
Bob.
What are you gonna do, Bob?
I'll say five.
Name that movie.
I'm gonna at least try.
Josh says name it.
All right.
So, Jeff, congratulations on third place.
I'm not falling for this trick.
Why did you write a shithead on the back alley?
Because this is too precious?
Where's Allie at?
That makes me a shithead.
What? That makes me a shithead. the back, Allie, because this is too precious. Where's Allie at? That makes me a shithead. What? I forgot. You forgot?
Look at that. I can shine a light right in your face there.
That's cute. Alright, you're going to have to come up here and give me a name. Is that going to be okay? I'm going to be a shithead.
I'm not going to call you a shithead, Allie.
I love you, actuality.
I wouldn't do that.
Yeah, we'll work it out.
We'll have a little time.
God, I wish Bob knew how to play this game.
Take it easy, third place.
Take it easy, third place.
Really? Really, you fucking asshole?
That's not a funny comeback.
It was just as funny as third place.
It was kind of a third place comeback if you think about it.
I'll put it on, I'll tweet it later and see what happens.
See how many retweets you get?
Hey, buddy.
Hey, buddy.
Do you have to pay Bob now because you've greeted me?
That's his getter done.
You'll be hearing from my mom Manager
I meant manager
Alright
What is it, five names?
Five
Yeah
Five
Thank you in the back
We keep the scorekeeper in the back
And Josh has to name it? Is that what happens? No, Bob does No, I do Oh shit Thank you in the back. We keep the scorekeeper in the back.
And Josh has to name it?
Is that what happens?
No, I do.
Oh, shit.
Congratulations, Josh.
You never know.
You want the clues again, Bob?
Yes.
Three stars.
Okay.
2005.
Got it.
Girl masturbating.
What?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Now I'm not going to get it. You know, when I got the category of girl masturbating. What? No, no, no, no, no, no. Now I'm not gonna get it.
You know, when I got the category
of girl masturbating, Black Swan was the only
movie I could think of where they show a woman just
going at it. Like she's laying face
down on the bed just going nuts.
I mean, if she had nuts.
What's another one?
Bull Drive.
Yeah, American Pie.
That's a good one.
Not another teen movie.
Double click your mouse.
The Counselor has a really disgusting...
That's too new.
Leonard doesn't give new movies stars
and all that stuff.
Alright.
Mulholland Drive. That's a good one.
The Secretary.
You guys are
super into women jerking off.
You love it when
a woman goes bananas.
You should have closed with that.
Your five names, Bob,
are... Well, you didn't finish the...
You said 2010. Yeah, it's got a dynamic score.
Does that help, really?
No.
Was there another...
What was the...
What was the name of the category again?
Good Will Hunting.
Yeah, someone gets shot in a department store.
One or more people get shot in a department store. Gotcha.
And your five names
are
Michelle Monaghan,
Rachel Huntley, Chris
Weitz, Keith David,
not to be confused with David Keith,
and
Kerry Washington. What year is it?
The year is 2005.
And I dare say that the name's cut off perfectly
to keep you from being able to get the right answer.
Glad I couldn't be wrong.
You might pull it.
No, there'll be no pulling.
I don't even have a guess.
King Kong.
King Kong.
I don't even have a guess.
King Kong.
I forgot to give you the repeat the one clue.
It's supercharged.
Would you like to change your answer?
Do you think that word applies to King Kong?
Supercharged. Not just King Kong,
but with more confidence.
No, I'll stick with King Kong.
The rest of the names are Adam Brody, Vince Vaughn, Angelina Jolie, and Brad Pitt.
Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
Yeah, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
They have, it was supercharged.
It did have a good score.
It's like...
Yeah, I'm going gonna buy the soundtrack tomorrow
Amazon and there's that big great scene at the end where Angelina and Brad Pitt kill a lot of people in a department store
Yeah, they're all they're all hidden out in that shed like Butch Cassidy and Sundance kid, but then they they live through their their
Runaway, right? They don't just run run out and freeze. You should have freeze-framed it.
Freeze-framed it.
Spoiler alert.
Yeah, they shot all those people,
and then they got married.
Did I ruin how it ended?
They're already married.
They're Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
I met in real life.
That's true.
Oh, no, they haven't yet, have they?
They're not married yet.
They just have 17 kids.
They're still not married?
No. They're saying they're going to just have 17 kids. They're still not married? No.
They're saying they're going to do it, though.
Disgusting.
You know who's disgusted by that?
Hold on.
Chick-fil-A?
In four years on 30 Rock,
Tina Fey was trying to adopt a baby
and couldn't because she wasn't married.
Angelina Jolie gets to without a husband?
Rude.
Rude, I say.
She's kind of an international
ambassador, though, so
she doesn't have to follow the rules.
Was Tina Fey trying to adopt a white baby?
Yeah, it was a psychop.
They didn't give a lot of backstory
to the baby that never showed up.
I have no idea.
Josh is our winner.
Yay!
Thank you.
Sorry.
Sorry, Allie.
So go get a shithead from Allie
because she deserves her consolation prize.
And I believe Bob's name tag has a shithead
on the back of it.
If you could pass that over to me.
It says Bob.
No, it doesn't.
We wouldn't say that about him.
No, it's cool when people win a game
by not even trying.
You know, I mean, I thought I'd try.
Just get made fun of.
King Kong's a great guess.
You went down swinging.
Josh Sneed,
the only man in the room that doesn't understand
sarcasm.
Shut up.
Yes, I do.
This is one of the most contentious
panels I've ever had.
See what I did?
I thought I found three nice
dudes in the Midwest.
You're not supposed to put us all together
in tornado country.
During a tornado watch, we all get a little
we're all a little on edge.
You live in Los Angeles where you don't
have tornadoes. I hear it's fucking scary.
Yeah, if there was an earthquake
warning, this show wouldn't have happened.
Do you have anything to plug, Bob?
Are you going to be anywhere soon?
I'm going to be at the St. Louis Funny Bone Thanksgiving week.
And I'll be the week before that, this coming week, I'll be at the...
It's another Funny Bone in St. Louis.
It's called Valley something.
I don't know.
They built a new Funny Bone in St. Louis.
I'll be there. Wait, you're playing two venues in St. Louis. It's called Valley something. I don't know. They built a new Funny Bone in St. Louis. I'll be there.
Wait, you're playing two venues in St. Louis a week apart?
Yep.
Both called the Funny Bone?
Yep.
Don't go to the wrong one, guys.
Valley Park.
Valley Park this coming week, Thanksgiving week in St. Louis.
God, I can't believe my shows were empty two weeks in a row.
Everyone went to the wrong club each week.
No, I can believe it
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I'm on Twitter.
I fucking write gold
on Twitter.
And sometimes I'm drunk.
And that's also fun.
I'm going to be in Bloomington, Indiana
at the Comedy Attic on New Year's Eve
and the weekend following that.
So fucking go there. It's not that far.
There won't be tornadoes in December.
Right, like
almost for sure.
And I have a show, I have a monthly show
in Cincinnati called
Jeff Tate's Trainwreck and starting in January
it's going to be the last Sunday of every month
at 10.30 at Motor Pub
downtown Cincinnati.
Go there.
They got cheap drinks.
It's downtown Sunday night.
So last Sunday of every month starting in January.
It's a talk show.
And of course, we all love playing Go Bananas and we all play here all the time.
I'm here most Wednesdays also.
I do open mics at Go Bananas almost every Wednesday.
Does that sound like I was trying to wrap it up?
I thought you were just reminding me.
Jeff, what's your home club?
Go Bananas Comedy Club.
Okay.
Guess what mine is.
I'm going to be...
I'm going to be doing my weekly show
Getting Doug with High
every week
as weekly implies
so check it out, Wednesdays at 4.15
Pacific Time, 7.15
Cincinnati Time
and
thanks a lot for coming out
and thanks to all my guests, Bob Biggerstaff
Josh Sneed
Jeff King Thanks a lot for coming out and thanks to all my guests, Bob Biggerstaff, Josh Sneed, Jeff Kane.
We'll see you guys over at McCleavey's.
Oh, let's get the prizes out.
Where's Jake's on a plane?
Right there to your right.
Oh, there you go, dude.
Here you go.
Oh, shit.
You got a lot of stuff to carry around.
I've got the VHS tape that goes with that poster at home.
If you don't mind, you know, like, arranging all of it and then taking a picture of it.
Are you on Twitter?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Tweet everything you want, because that is a crazy-ass prize bag.
And give him back his plane.
Do you want your plane back?
He lost his side bed.
Looks like it.
There you go.
There's your plane, just so you have one more thing to have to carry.
Do you have friends with you that can help you?
The frame's falling apart.
This is fantastic.
Blockbuster closed.
I've got a Congo poster if you'd rather have that.
I want that Congo poster.
Where are you going, Jeff?
Wait, Kate McHugh, she fell off too?
Yeah, another one.
Too bad that thing's not a wagon.
You can see they're all falling off of the...
That guy had 60-day glue on his thing,
and now it's over.
All right.
Oh, here, here, here.
I have a Leonard Maltin game
rules card.
What?
You want one?
Here you go.
Didn't make it to you, but he'll pass you one.
Alright, thanks again
to everybody here for coming out. I really mean it.
And as always,
Helen Keller is a shithead.
She's really more of a shithead.
And, don't worry,
deaf people didn't hear that one. And,
and severe weather is a shithead. Don't worry, deaf people didn't hear that one. And...
And severe weather is a shithead! Yeah!
Yeah!
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