Doug Loves Movies - Josh Wolf, Anthony Lopez and Trey Galyon guest
Episode Date: September 17, 2017Live in Portland, Doug welcomes Josh Wolf, Anthony Lopez and Trey Galyon to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy...#do-not-sell-my-info.
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Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds
With 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth
There's still not one that he won't see
Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody.
The mic wasn't exactly where I...
Hey.
Guess what?
My name is Doug, and I love movies.
This is Doug Loves Movies!
Nicely done.
Coming to you once again from one of my favorite town-slash-venues,
Helium Comedy Club, it's a Gas, in Portland, Oregon!
It's a Gas!
Somebody already put some voodoo donuts up on my table up here, and they just have random things written on them I don't understand.
Like rhino? Why is there a donut that says rhino on it? Nobody knows.
And then there's also a t-shirt up here already that says you are awesome on it.
So I don't know what that's about.
From the you are awesome company.
And then...
That's okay.
It's just a pack of rolling papers.
It's no big deal.
I'll pick it up later.
But for some reason, there's already a peacemaker pipe
that kind I give away.
There's already one
sitting up here on
the table.
So that's a mystery.
It's Saturday.
Let's call it September
16th, 2017.
And I feel the need
the need for name tags
that say speed on them.
Did anybody bring one that says speed on it?
That is a sweet-ass Donnie Darko over there.
It's finally somebody figured out right behind you
is somebody else that didn't figure out
that lights around the sign do not help you to see it
at all. Lights around the sign do not help you to see it At all
But when all the lights are in the shape of a Donnie Darko bunny head
I know exactly what's going on
Can't read a name on there though
What's your name Donnie Darko?
Bonnie Darko?
Your name is Monty?
Alright I'm sorry I asked.
Why didn't you do
Wall Street 2 Monty Never Sleeps?
Because Monty Darko is pretty cool.
I saw this you, me, and Johnny D
on the Twitter today, so thank you
for posting that.
Three men and a Katie.
You got one of the men right
on the poster, but
there was a lot of good guesses out there
in the ones that I saw on the internet
of who my guests are going to be today,
but I don't think anybody completely
nailed it.
Is your name Josh?
Yes.
Okay, because he's got a poster just for the movie Joshy,
which was recently suggested to me
as one of the greatest movies I've ever seen.
Have you seen the movie, Josh?
Actually, no.
Oh, he hasn't seen it.
But it was so perfect because his name is Josh.
To use the poster Joshy.
Good job, everyone, and good luck being chosen.
Doug plugs.
Doug Loves Movies is back at the Cricket Room in Meltdown Comics on Los Angeles this Monday, September 18th.
Austin, Texas at Cap City Comedy on Wednesday, September 20th.
And Doug Loves Movies is part of the LA Podfest
in downtown Los Angeles.
I think my show is on Sunday, October 9th.
Oh, and I'm excited to say that Doug Loves Movies
is back in Kansas City, Missouri
on Thursday, August 12th.
For all my dates and dates and links,
go to DougLovesMovies.com.
That's DougLovesMovies.com!
Yeah! links go to douglovesmovies.com So much fun. We did a
stand-up show here yesterday at
Helium. That was a
great time as far as I can recall.
I did like four dabs
before the show
And then like I think maybe four
Three or four after
So it was a lovely night here in Portland
And I don't know why I brought it up
Probably some reason I mentioned it
Let's look at what we got in the prize bag for today. Someone
is going to go home with, oh maybe I brought it up because only two people brought name
tags to my stand up show yesterday. And yes, that was kind of weird. But the two of them
played Head to Head and then you can listen to it onves Minis if you like really poor audio quality entertainment.
Starting off
with maybe the coolest thing in the bag
which isn't the smartest way to do it but it's on
top.
This is from our friends
at AM Northwest that I appeared on
on Friday morning. This
is a Christmas tree ornament
that is John McClane in an air duct.
Christmas tree ornament.
Come out to the coast, we'll have some laughs.
That's a pretty neat kind of a,
I think it's like a two-of-a-kind item.
I think they've got another one down at the station
ready to go on the tree.
We got a T-shirt.
Me and one of my guests visited
one of the many dispensaries in the area,
Oregon's Finest,
and they hooked me up with a T-shirt to give you guys and you
know some other stuff that I kept see some of those rolling papers I told you
I had more the pipe that was matches this one so now you're gonna get two of
these rubber pipes but then also fromemaker, they sent me this crazy thing.
This big pink rubber Gandalf pipe.
Really classes up any situation when you show up with your...
I'll take Perez Hilton in the library with a dildo.
Okay, here's the thing that happened that I don't like when it happens,
but I can't ignore it when it does happen.
Somebody left me backstage a note saying,
Hi, Doug, my wife, my wife and I
are longtime fans of Douglas movies
and we would like to make a donation to today's prize bag.
We are producers of a Portland-based storytelling show
called The Mystery Box Show,
which features people telling true stories
all about sex and sexuality.
Oh, now I get it. Mystery box.
In close, please find a pair of tickets
to our upcoming show on October 14th
for your lucky winners.
Well, I mean, it depends if...
I mean, if the show doesn't sound like it would be good to you.
If you don't want a whole show
about somebody's mystery box.
That'd be a great game show.
You just show somebody from the waist down.
Whose box is it?
There's a personal note on the end,
but let's not get into that.
But somebody's going to get the letter
and tickets to see the mystery box.
All that's going in the bag.
Plus,
from in Chicago,
somebody gave me a bunch of field notes,
notepads, so one of those is going
in the bag. And in...
No, this was mailed to me
at my home.
Someone sent me a book called
Over 100 Tasty Marijuana Treats
Baked 2.
So apparently this is the sequel
to just a book called Baked.
And then a blue card
from Getting Doug With High.
That's all the stuff I brought
and the Mystery Box Theater people brought.
Let's find out what my guests have with them.
Please give a big warm welcome.
Warm welcome.
I accidentally said it right.
Please warm them
to Anthony Lopez, Trey Galleon, and Josh Wolfe.
Yes, set up.
A little drink table and shit.
Game on.
Nice.
Is a beer list on the table? I love it. Nice. A what? table and shit. Game on. Nice. Is a beer list on the table?
I love it.
Nice.
A what?
A beer list.
Oh, yeah.
You want to order beer or wine up here?
That's nice.
Keep going.
You're killing.
Let's say hello to them individually.
Starting with the killer, Anthony Lopez, everybody.
Hey.
Thank you for having me.
Portland comedy phenom.
First time on the program.
Listens to the show, apparently.
Do indeed.
So you know what's going to happen.
You were backstage.
You were saying, what games are we going to play?
And I was like, you'll see.
Yeah, I'm on the edge of my seat with anticipation.
Yeah, well, don't fall off.
And how do you think you'll do against these two?
These are two of our best players.
If you just count enthusiasm.
If it's based on attendance and enthusiasm.
These are two of our best.
It's based on attendance and enthusiasm.
These are two of our best.
Reigning 12 guests of Christmas champion, New York City.
That's right.
That's true.
Well, let's say hello to him right now.
It's Trey Gallion.
What's up, Portland?
Thank you.
Yeah, dude, you flew out from New York yesterday to be with us for the happy hour show.
I did.
I had that wonderful 640 a.m. flight out of Newark.
That's good fun to get to.
But this is such a great place to arrive at because you took a little light rail to the hotel.
So nice.
Next thing you know, Jed's a millionaire.
Didn't even have to pay for the train.
Do you guys know that's free?
Hey, don't.
That's not how it works.
Don't say that.
I forgot.
More people are going to be listening to this.
But you were also greeted by downtown, I guess, some or all of the hotels.
I don't know how big this event is, but apparently there's a convention going on.
Walk into the hotel, sign big as shit that says, Home Dad Con.
So it's a place for stay-at-home dads to get together and discuss the stay-at-home dad industry.
And in the meantime, they're not at home.
Yeah, they're not at home.
They've abandoned their families to go talk about being a stay-at-home dad.
Yeah.
Hey, as somebody who used to be a stay-at-home dad,
there ain't shit to talk about.
Dude, this is a lobby full of denim shorts and sandals.
Ill-fitting t-shirts.
Knee-high
white socks. Hey!
You can see indentations in their clothes
where the Bjorn used to be worn.
Just
sweat stains.
Bjorn's sweat stains.
Discussing that Day's Price is Right episode.
You know, stay at home dad shit.
Dude, I was excited.
I was thinking
we were going to get back
to the hotel last night
and I was going to party
with some of them.
None of them were around.
It was apparently
way past all their bedtimes.
Actual Bjorn.
Not baby Bjorn,
but actual Bjorn, right?
Oh no, baby Bjorn.
Got it, got it, got it.
My bad, my bad, my bad.
You keep talking.
Wait, I thought it was Trey and I
that just got hella high outside.
Hey, did anybody see
mine and Doug's cooking segment yesterday?
Hey, let me give you a proper intro.
Okay, okay, okay.
I still haven't intro'd you.
It's Josh Wolfe.
That was the proper intro.
Yeah.
Now, who saw the cooking segment?
They probably just saw it on the internet.
And did you try either one of those recipes?
Syrup sandwich, everybody.
You made a syrup sandwich after watching this jackass? Delicious. The syrup sandwich after watching this jacket is good it's also not really
a thing why a lot of people would eat breakfast the syrup gets on the
pancakes or the toast it's called French toast for one You just took the French out of it
You're just like let's just make toast and pour syrup on it
Yeah yeah yeah
You toast up the bread and then you put butter on it
And then you put syrup in the middle
And then you just eat the fuck out of a syrup sandwich
That's called freedom toast
What's that?
That's called freedom toast
It's called delicious is what it's called
And it was a shame that we did it on morning TV
because you couldn't say eat the fuck out of it.
Helen, you're going to eat the fuck out of this.
Now let's see who's celebrating a birthday.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, I always have a good time on AM Northwest,
and they're always very nice to us there,
and so it was fun to be on it together,
because it's just so surreal when it happens.
We're usually on the road somewhere, and you have to do morning TV,
and it's just you with the host or hosts of the show.
Yeah.
To get to go on
with another comic
and just make it
your own thing.
So much fun.
It's so fun.
What is,
can you think of
We were like making jokes
and goofing around
during the breaks.
Yeah.
We were having so much fun.
Usually the breaks
during a morning show
you just sit and quietly
wait them to count you
back into the next segment.
The audience of eight
we were killing in front of them.
Oh, yeah.
There's one of every age.
Each decade was represented.
True.
What is, can you think of the weirdest thing anyone's ever had you do on morning?
Have you ever had to deal with animals?
They tried to, we've done animals on there.
My favorite,
I've got to hold a lot of cool animals,
but my favorite was
we went out in the parking lot
and watched this dog
that can ride a scooter.
Yeah, this dog's just tooling around
the parking lot on a scooter,
and I'm like,
this is the best day of my life.
Wait, was it,
was it,
was it an automatic scooter,
or did he actually do this? No, he had to paw, he had? Was it an automatic scooter, or did he actually do it?
No, he had to run it with his paw, yeah.
He kicked with his leg?
Yeah.
Oh, that's amazing.
That's adorable.
He got taught how to propel it and likes to do it.
You know, and a big dog, just both of his paws on the steering bar, you know, just draped over it.
Cigarette hanging out of his mouth?
Just kind of like hulked over it. Cigarette hanging out of his mouth? Just kind of like
holed over it.
It looks like a drunk guy
trying to get home.
It might have been that.
It might have been
a drunk guy in a dog costume.
I get pretty ripped
before I show up.
But that was one of the
better animal things.
But the roughest thing,
and I've talked about this
in one of my comedy routines,
is one time they had a hypnotist and he tried to hypnotize me
and I didn't go under at all.
But you can't just sit there going, I'm not hypnotized.
That's no fun for the segment.
So I just kind of played along with the demands he was making of me
since I was supposedly hypnotized.
And when it's like, touch your nose,
say this word,
just silly things, I'm like, okay, I'll play along.
But then finally he's like,
okay, now you're on fire. Put yourself
out. So I'm sitting there kind of going like this.
Yeah.
I'm not
going into that hypnotized panic.
I'm on fire for real.
You know, I'm just sort of patting myself.
And he's like, no, get down on the ground.
Put it out.
So I get down on the ground.
Now I'm rolling around on the ground.
Like a guy who would rather die.
Yeah, yeah.
Like a guy who's kind of luxuriating in the fire.
And then...
And then... And then...
But then the final straw was,
he says, okay, you know,
get up.
And I stood up and he goes,
he goes, sit on that boy's lap
about a 10-year-old
sitting in the audience.
Like, what?
Yeah.
Sit on his lap?
He's like, he'll help you
put out the fire.
I'm like, dude, I'm good.
I'm good.
Yeah, yeah.
Now, give that boy my number.
That's the end of my...
I'm magically unhypnotized now.
For real.
That's crazy.
Sit on that boy's lap?
Sit on his lap.
I was just like, I couldn't believe what I was hearing.
Maybe I was hypnotized.
Wait, that was on morning TV? That was on the show we just did the other day,
AM Northwest. You can't say damn on morning TV, but you can sit on a little
boy's lap? Well, you did say you were drunk
on the show. That's true.
Yeah, I did. Did the little boy look like he was up for it?
He... Did the little boy look like he was up for it? He
He is just motioning
to the hypnotist when you weren't looking
Bring him over here
The seat's good
I'll put out his fire
It was a bummer.
It still might be on the internet if you want to look it up.
Oh, I'll look that up.
They post the segments on their site.
They should definitely look up the cooking segment.
Yeah.
Well, we also both tweeted it, and I think it's out there.
It's pretty ridiculous.
The cooking segment was pretty fun because Helen had to try his weird ass cheap food and she
was not into it but she tried to
be pleasant. She really did.
She looked like she was going to throw up.
She took a bite.
I told, they asked me
the day before, they said,
will you do a cooking segment? And I said, yeah, I'm not really a chef.
And they said,
do you know any recipes? And I said, yeah, you know,
I used to be a single dad and we lived in one room and I made $1,000 a month? And I said, yeah, you know, I used to be a single dad
and we lived in one room and I made $1,000 a month
and I had three kids.
So I had to figure out how to make a big pot of something
for under $5 that we could all eat for a full day.
So the recipe was rice, canned tuna,
soy sauce, sesame oil, and hot sauce, right?
Oh, yeah.
Hey, listen.
No, I'm with you.
I'm with you so far.
All right.
Are you with me?
Yeah, let's see where this is going.
The sauces have to go to work.
Yeah.
Yeah.
To make that thing happen.
Really?
I did not add enough of all of the sauces.
So when I tasted it, I was like, oh, this tastes like doo-doo stew. Like, this is terrible. That thing happened. Really? I did not add enough of all of the sauces.
So when I tasted, I was like, oh, this tastes like doo-doo stew.
Like, this is terrible.
But I didn't have enough time to add any of the stuff.
I'm like, your turn, Helen.
And she took a bite.
And the look on her face.
She took a bite because she's such a nice, happy woman. And she took a bite.
She was like, okay.
And she didn't.
He falls to the ground laughing at that.
Here, try my shitty food.
Ha ha.
You're so funny when you're eating shitty food.
But then you ate it too.
I did.
I tried it.
What a dick It wasn't intentionally shitty
I just hadn't eaten it in like 15 years
Thank god there was a syrup sandwich standing by
To cleanse my palate
After the
After the tuna har har.
All right, what'd you guys bring for the prize bag?
We're wasting a lot of time with this morning TV talk.
Well, I got a little gift bag when I came to the hotel on Thursday.
So I brought it for you guys.
It's Pop-Tarts. So I brought it for you guys.
It's Pop-Tarts.
Oh, yeah, those are good.
Ramen.
Speaking of cheap meals.
Yeah.
Chocolate chip cookies.
And some Portland playing cards.
There you go.
Throw all that in a pan with some hot sauce and make a good meal out of it, yeah?
You put that with some tuna fish and some hot sauce, yeah.
Thank you, Josh.
You're welcome.
What do you got for us, Trey?
All right.
I've got the Delta barf bag because that's one of my favorites with the baby care instructions on the one side and then just the feel better on the other one.
I love it.
And then I've got a copy of my CD in here.
In the barf bag?
Yeah.
I mean, it's pretty fitting.
Yeah.
I mean, you guys heard my CD.
Look, it's not great.
The first half's a little rough.
And then a buckle.
I had to buy a belt today,
but I didn't need the buckle
because I already got a buckle.
So you can have my buckle.
There you go.
Oh, all right.
And then I brought
a picture of me
and my mom
and sister and brother
in Playa del Carmen.
Yo, that's creepy as fuck.
Yeah.
Holding an iguana.
I hope somebody puts that up
in their house. No, you better. I hope somebody puts that up in their house.
No, you better.
I hope whoever puts that up in the house
gets really stoned tonight
and then can't remember where they got it from.
Has that picture always been on my wall?
I think it's a gift that keeps on giving.
And this was for my sister.
A picture of Dorian.
Hey, who is that?
That was for my sister's 40 A picture of Dorian. Hey, who is that? That was for my sister's 40th birthday
in Playa del Carmen.
My dad's not in the picture
because he had a high school reunion
he had to go to,
but there's the rest of my family.
Her 40th birthday?
Yeah, yeah.
And so you guys took her to hold an iguana?
No, that's at the resort in Playa,
and they had the guy walking around the pool,
you know, like,
hey, take a picture with my iguana.
You're like, all right, man.
Yeah, put it away and go get a reptile.
He just sounded a little pervy the way you did him.
Take a picture with my iguana.
Well, he definitely wasn't a straight dude.
Yeah, no.
There was something shady going on with him.
My favorite along those lines is
there's a guy with a monkey in Monterey
down at the beach
that he says to you,
give my monkey a quarter
and he'll shake your hand.
You just give him a quarter and then he shakes your hand. You just give him a quarter
and then he shakes your hand like, thanks.
That's it?
That's the whole thing.
Have you ever been to...
For 35 cents, you get a blowjob.
From the monkey.
Has anyone ever been to Tijuana?
Yeah.
Have you seen the donkey
that they paint as a zebra?
So there's a donkey
that's painted as a zebra. We believe's a donkey that's painted as a zebra.
We believe you. I can't believe you need to get
witnesses. They're like, take a picture
with the zebra. And I'm like, that's
a donkey. And they're like,
nope, zebra.
No, it's a donkey. No, it's black and white. I'm like, no, I
understand what color you
painted it, but
it's a fucking donkey.
I like that you imply that it's just
one donkey, like a donkey that just fell
into this little side hustle he has.
What do you got for us, Anthony?
I got a few movies.
I brought a copy of There Will Be Blood
and Labyrinth
to give away to my...
Terrific double bill.
Double bill.
I watch them back to back in whatever order.
The kids and grandma watch Labyrinth and There Will Be Blood.
I brought a copy of one of my favorite books because it got a real bad deal this year when
they made it into a terrible movie, but I brought The Gunslinger, which is the first
Oak Tower novel. Really good book
and you should read it so you can also
just be as blown away by how much
they fucked up that movie.
And then I also brought
a frisbee or
rolling tray, as it fits on there.
Yeah, right.
They can be both. Yeah, exactly.
Always and forever
Yeah
So yeah
This has never been used
As a frisbee
Or a rolling tray
So
Break it in
You know
Just don't do one
Before the other
Yeah
You got all those
Catch
Ah ashes are in my eye
Alright
That's lovely
Yeah Alright good job there.
Well, I mean, by thinking about that,
this is a book and also
a rolling tray.
Yeah. DVD?
Rolling tray.
I brought four rolling
trays is my point.
Should have just said that to start
with. Old drug paraphernalia
should write that on there.
Cherished family picture?
Rolling train.
You better.
All right, so all that's going to some lucky son of a gun.
But before we play
today's games to determine a winner,
let's go down the line and ask
that one question
I always ask, except for when
there isn't time.
Last movie you saw,
Josh? It.
And I heard
a story
that might be true,
especially if that lady was there.
She verifies everything.
Yes.
Yeah, for me, yeah.
That you screamed out loud a few times.
Yeah, with jazz hands.
I'm a heavy jazz hander.
My brothers hate going to see movies with me
Because I do this a lot
It's embarrassing
And a woman in the audience
Next to me
Sitting next to you
Said are you going to scream like that for the whole movie
Yeah
And I said
How do you know how much you're going to scream?
All the scary shit might happen right at the top
I told her, I said, probably, yeah
I loved the movie for a myriad of reasons
One, it wasn't a typical horror movie
It was like if you were watching Goonies
And they added some horror in there
True, and I really love that.
The characters and the performances mattered as much or more than the scary parts.
I think so.
And I think the... It makes it scarier, too, if you actually care about the characters.
Yeah, and I hadn't seen the original, and I had not read the book,
and so it scared the shit out of me.
I felt like they had all kinds of scares
too they had like the classic movie scare that kind of builds up and you get the scare and then
they had like a short build-up with no scare and you were like oh motherfuckers right yeah and then
they had the real quick setup with the scare right there you're like oh fuck all right that one got
me that was good yeah so it was like a little bit of everything.
I thought it was a lot of fun.
There was a woman on the other side of my brother
who was full on screaming like she was being stabbed
with a knife.
So, actually, and I was super high when I went to the movie,
so one of my favorite things was every time she would scream,
it was like a double scream, my brother would scream,
and then I would laugh.
She'd go, ah go and he'd go
and I'd go
but that was amazing
yeah it was great
great
wow probably worst
screening of that movie
for everybody involved
in the world
but it was also funny
didn't you laugh a couple times?
Yes, it's charming
Reminded me of
Stand By Me, the kids in that
The dialogue's very funny
It's crude, they swear a lot
Realistically
It also made me admire Stranger Things
For how they were so good at not having the kids swear
But still seeming like kids
They're two different things, obviously. They don't have
to be compared, but it's kind of weird timing
that, you know, it
feels so much like Stranger Things
film. And that kid is in it. And the same kid, too.
Yeah, yeah. Trey, what was
the last thing you saw? Oh, I already know the answer.
Mother!
Get me out of
this movie theater because this thing
sucks! Yeah, it's called Mother!
Because
The entire movie
You'll be regretting the decision to see it
Really?
Yeah just exclamation point
Yeah you're just like Mother!
It's like patting against your head
Why?
It's one of those
You know how the movie's going to end at the beginning
Within the first five minutes And you keep It's one of those, it's like, you know how the movie's going to end at the beginning,
within the first five minutes, and you lose interest halfway through,
and you're like, why won't this just happen so we can end this fucking movie?
And then they have a dumb twist at the end, you know?
Did the guy from Danzig comes out?
Yeah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
By the guy from Danzig, do you mean Danzig?
Yeah.
Maybe.
That's why I'm so good at this game, too, by the way.
I don't know the name of anybody.
Yeah.
You got to admit, as badass as the name Danzig sounds,
the first name Glenn is not badass at all.
Oh, with two Ns?
That's with two Ns?
Okay.
Who's doing the accounting?
Oh, just Glenn Danzig.
Yeah.
But it's... If you're interested
in watching two hours
of tracking shots
of Jennifer Lawrence
walking through a mansion...
Yeah.
...then you might
want to check it out.
Yeah, the first five minutes,
she does walk around a bunch.
Aronofsky fell in love with following characters around,
just them walking around through long tracking shots.
He did it, I think he did it in Black Swan.
I know he did it a lot in The Wrestler.
And he does it a lot in this movie.
It's just like, okay, great, whatever.
It's a weird experience.
I'll be really interested to see if
the box office drops due to
a bad word of mouth.
I can't imagine
anyone at the end of it going, that was terrific.
No. But it's got like a 75%
on Rotten Tomatoes because it is artfully
done. It's very
well shot
and the acting's good.
I tried to take a nap in the middle of it.
I couldn't even fall asleep.
It was so bad.
I was so frustrated at the movie.
I couldn't even take a nap.
This goddamn movie is keeping me up.
It's so bad I can't fall asleep.
Wow.
Yeah.
That is bad.
Yeah.
Thumbs down.
Okay. Anthony? Wow Yeah That is bad Yeah Thumbs down Okay
Anthony
I recently saw
Kong Skull Island
Was the last movie I saw
What format did you watch it in?
I watched it on a tablet
On an airplane
Okay
So not
Not the best way to really
I think experience that movie
Like I'm sure
Was there turbulence during the flight?
No, it was...
That would be helpful.
Yeah, it was a nice, smooth, steady flight.
But no, I think, like, I imagine on the big screen,
it just works better,
because, like, a 100-foot ape on a 100-foot screen is huge.
But a 100-foot ape on, like, a 6-inch screen
is like a 10-foot ape.
You know, it doesn't just...
It doesn't read that big.
Is that the math?
Is that what it is?
But, yeah,
I...
Is that how it goes?
100 foot is 100 foot?
Yeah.
But on the 6-inch,
it's a 10-foot.
Got it.
Okay.
I have no idea.
I'm going to go Google that.
I don't know.
They use a fucked up
conversion scale
on Kong Island.
It's not metric.
It's not...
It's like a fisheye thing.
I'm going to trust you. I'm going to trust you.
So what's like a 42
inch screen? How is that?
That you're going to get like a
75 foot. It scales
very quickly.
It's an exponential thing, you know.
That seems like solid math.
Yeah.
About it.
Did you like it?
Not really.
No.
Not much.
Not very much at all.
It was like someone's, like, it was edited like a college student who forgot he had a paper due tomorrow
and I was like oh shit that's due
and I cut it together really fast
I thought it was like really choppy
it unsold me on Tom Hiddleston
as James Bond
like a lot of people talk about how he should be
the next James Bond and I was like maybe
then I saw him with an AK and swinging
a samurai sword and I was like nope
no thanks.
Not this guy.
Stick to Loki, you piece of shit.
Why do you need all the franchises?
All right, well, thanks for those answers.
Your honesty is important to me.
Wait.
Wait, what?
He said your honesty is important
to me.
Okay.
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Yeah.
You all picked some pretty big ones.
Yeah.
Monty Darko didn't get picked, much to my chagrin,
but I took a picture of it.
I'll put it on the internet.
Who are you playing there for, Anthony?
Owl?
Is that...
Owl?
There we go, yeah.
It's big.
Here, Owl 6.
Which I just really like the bare minimum of effort there.
Yeah.
I mean, all right, dude.
All right.
He stuck some candy to it,
which I enjoy,
but it's like a full theatrical-sized poster,
which I enjoy a lot.
Oh, it's a candy fell off.
What just fell off?
Some candy.
What's it called?
What's it McCullough, guys?
Seriously, what's it called?
There's a guy in the audience helping him with the answer.
But anyway,
it's always good to pick one
that's got candies on it.
And you do get to keep the candy.
Nice, that's my goal.
Speaking of,
what's up with them donuts, man?
Do you want one?
I mean, yeah.
Does this one look good to you?
Yeah.
Who else does it look good to? Oh, good catch.
He used the poster to catch the donut.
Well, he was...
At first, he held it up as a target.
Then he realized he's a flimsy piece of paper
and a giant voodoo donut.
Who are you playing for, Trey?
I'm playing for Ryan,
and it made me giggle, so I picked it.
But it's me giggle so I picked it but it's it
it's me Ryan
oh that's so fucking creepy
yeah right
like I kind of wish I could take it
home with me
I see his face that's so
yeah that's good. Good job.
We should probably see what that guy looks like, though, just to be sure.
What he really looks like?
Yeah, just so we can see.
All right, come up here, Ryan.
If we see him later, we know to avoid him.
There he is.
Oh, you don't look like you have bodies buried in your yard.
He could.
There it is.
There it is.
That made it so much creepier Oh that was great
Yeah you take the hat off
The glasses
Shave the beard
You've got a demon baby
He did a little sideways look
At everything
Well done
What do you got there look at everything. Well done.
What do you got there, Josh?
I believe I'm playing for Joss.
Yeah? Yeah.
And I picked this because I know my cousin listens to your
podcast. He do?
He do.
I picked it because
it just says, this is a I picked it because it just says,
this is a picture of him,
and it just says,
not in this movie.
Scott Wolf is not in Jumpin' Josh Blass.
So Scott, if you're listening,
this is another movie you weren't in.
Wait, he just listens to the episodes you're on probably yeah just to keep up with what kind of shit you're talking I don't know if he listens to the other ones I don't I don't all right but
here we go that's why I picked it all right great job thanks appreciate it you walked all around
yeah I saw all of them
And then I had never seen one
With young Scott Wolf on there
So we picked it
Well there's gotta be some
With your face on there right
Yeah there was like
There were a bunch of
Wolf of Wall Street
But we picked one of those before
So I didn't wanna
I didn't know
They look great though
Alright well that's a tip
For a future
If you're coming in the future
And you guess that
Josh Wolf is gonna be on the show
Don't fuck around with Wolf of Wall Street No they were great If you're coming in the future and you guess that Josh Wolfe is going to be on the show,
don't fuck around with Wolfe and Wolfe.
No, they were great.
I just picked one.
How about Never Cry Wolfe?
Change it up.
How about Wolfe by Jack Nicholson?
Right?
Yeah.
That sounds like a perfume.
Yeah.
It can't be any worse than those ads that Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp did.
Those are the worst. I should have said cologne, but you got what I meant.
All right.
Dances with Wolves.
You ever gotten that one?
No.
Because his name is Wolf, stupid.
Yeah, man.
You can work that out.
Hey, man, seriously.
Do people put Trey on a Deuce Bigelow poster?
Not yet.
I've taken a deuce before, but a Trey would really hurt.
Yeah, that involves bleeding.
Fresh blood, you're okay.
What did you just say?
I'm sorry
yeah
alright the first game
we're gonna play
am I not gonna get
one of those donuts
oh
you want me to throw
another one into the crowd
is that what you're saying
who else is hungry
for a nice donut?
Oh, that guy.
Look at that.
Oh, that was great.
What a nab.
Holy shit.
Great catch.
Are you kidding me, dude?
Great catch.
Out of midair,
great catch.
I really want to
hit those eggs.
Yeah, I know.
Guy's got big eggs on his shirt. I want to just nail those eggs. Yeah, I know. Guy's got big eggs on his shirt.
I want to just nail those eggs.
Oh, you sailed it, dude.
It's a couple of eggs with a bacon smile.
Could use a nice chocolatey nose.
Try again.
All right.
And it is Buddy. Yay. Just smash it on your shirt. Oh!
And it is Buddy.
Yay.
Just smash it on your shirt.
There you go.
Yeah, just smash it on there.
Oh, look at that.
There you go.
That is a terrific nose.
We'll get a picture of it.
Ruined your shirt.
Here, slap it on there. Should have put it chocolate up, not chocolate down.
All right.
Oh, Trey.
There's one left.
All right.
You are enjoying the shit out of that.
Oh, my God.
I've never seen anyone enjoy a donut more.
I love sweet cake and shit. Well, you know what they say.
There's nothing tastes better than a donut more. I love sweet cake and shit. Well, you know what they say. There's nothing tastes better than a donut caught.
That's not what they say.
I mean, they could say it.
A free caught donut.
I'll start saying it.
Just start throwing donuts at me.
Shit.
But, yeah, thank you to whoever brought those.
And don't do it again
alright so
we're all good on that
oh now he's offering bites
you want audience members to take a bite
who wants a bite
nobody
not even egg shirt
wants a bite
he's he's I'm clean. Not even Eggshirt wants a bite.
He's just making sure everybody knows he's cank-a-sore clean.
That's all.
Shit, man.
Makes you feel bad.
You feel like a horse doctor watching you do that.
People are going to meet me now and be like,
I thought your mouth would be bigger.
Okay, you guys.
This first game is called Alex's, Jason, and Deb's IMDB game.
And, yeah, three or four people love it. It's just kind of a warm-up game gets into it you know
I will start naming the top four best known for on someone's IMDB page I jump in when you think
you know it by buzzing in with your own name and then you know wait for me to call on you and then answer.
Okay.
Can you go over those rules again?
I don't like it when people go,
Josh Full Metal Jacket!
Okay, got it.
Well, I like that you used me as an example
that someone was going to give an answer.
That was nice of you.
We'll see.
It's anybody's game at this point.
No, I'm sorry.
You get one point for getting the right answer,
and then additional bonus points for each additional movie in the top four that you can name.
Negative one if you jump in top four that you can name. Okay.
Negative one if you jump in too early and you are incorrect, so be careful.
That's my move.
Yeah.
Jumping in early. Oh, yeah.
All right.
All right, well, let's see that move at work right now.
Who's top four best known for starts with
No Country for Old Men.
Trey.
Oh, shit.
I was ready to say the next title.
Give some more information
because there's a cast of about 70 in that movie.
But go ahead and let her rip, Trey.
Who do you think it is?
Javier Bardem.
Incorrect.
Damn it.
Here's the next title.
Zombieland.
Anthony.
Yes, Anthony?
Does he get deducted for saying his name wrong?
Yeah.
I don't know.
No, I understood because he did speak first,
so I understood that he meant that he wanted to go.
Woody Harrelson? Woody Harrelson is correct.
Now for
potentially two more points, you get to name
two more Woody Harrelson
projects that he's best known
for. Natural Born
Killers? Alright, and one more
and I was
trying to warn you before you said that other one.
You know, sometimes
it's TV.
Okay.
Cheers?
Cheers is correct.
And then, unfortunately, he didn't go Natural Born Killers,
or they didn't go with that.
They went with Now You See Me.
So, best known for it.
That's got to be embarrassing.
Some guy at IMDb that day was like,
you know what, fuck Woody Harrelson.
It's a great career.
Yeah, but he's not looking at the internet in his Hawaii hut.
All right, so Anthony has two points,
and Josh and Trey are here.
Let's go into the next round.
Who's IMDb top four best known for starts with
No Country for Old Men.
Do it. I know you want to do it.
Do it. Don't be a pussy. Do it!
Now, this is, look,
alright, but this is the Billy Zane
situation.
I ran into this problem in Boston.
I don't think anybody's ever said
this is a Billy Zane situation.
Ever.
Fucking Billy Zane, man.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
Do it.
You could just wait for another title.
Don't do that.
Knock it off, Josh.
Okay, the next title.
No, don't.
All right, ready?
Yeah.
Trey.
I'm always just about to say it when he buzzes in.
All right.
What do you think?
Josh Brolin.
Incorrect.
Josh, no way.
Oh, please.
Javier Bardem.
That's like the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Oh, my God.
You did that on...
Can I get another Tito's and soda?
Gosh.
I think this is where we're going to have problems.
Can you name any more Javier Bardem movies?
I can think of one.
Another Javier Bardem movie.
Yeah, you're not going to say any of these,
so in the interest of time... Yeah, okay.
I'll just tell you.
Wait, isn't there a James Bond movie?
Don't make noises!
Skyfall?
Is there a leaking pipe in here?
What'd you say?
Is it called something fall?
James Bond falling? What did you say the first time? Sky, I'm falling in the here? What'd you say? Is it called something fall? James Bond falling?
What did you say the first time?
Sky, I'm falling in the sky.
What's it called?
Just say the word.
Skyfall.
Yes.
And then I'm gonna say that's it.
I don't know any other movies he was in.
Yeah, that's what I figured.
The next one is one he was nominated for an Oscar for called The Sea Inside.
Never saw it.
Yeah, of course.
And then a really bummer of a movie with a misspelled, at least in English anyway, title, Beautiful.
Spelled B-I-U-I-T-U-I-F-L.
Never saw that either.
Something like that.
I didn't say it right.
So Josh now has two
points. He's on the board tied up
with Anthony.
Trey Galleon, of
course, is a friend of mine.
Good job,
Josh.
Ready for the next round?
Oh yeah. Who's top four Ready for the next round?
Oh, yeah.
Who's top four best known for?
Begins with No Country for Old Men.
Josh.
Josh.
Josh Brolin.
No.
Damn it.
Anthony.
Hang on, Anthony.
I got to give Josh a negative one point.
He's back down to one. Okay, Anthony.
Tommy Lee Jones? That's correct.
Oh.
Okay, so
this actually catches up nicely
to keeping us on time
because even the bonus points don't make a difference.
Anthony is the winner of this game.
Do you want to guess three more for Josh Brolin for fun?
Josh Brolin or Tommy Lee Jones?
Oh, sorry, Tommy Lee Jones.
Men in Black for sure, right?
And that's all I got.
Natural Born Killers,
gonna go with that one again.
And Batman Forever.
Oh, those are all good guesses.
They went with Men in Black,
so you got that one.
Then Men in Black 2.
And then they switched it up
with The Fugitive.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then the tiebreaker,
if we'd have had to go one more round, was Josh Brolin.
Trey Gallion, right name, wrong time.
But I'm sure you...
Thrashing!
What? What happened? Was he in that? Or was it the bike movie? What? Wrong time. But I'm sure you do. Fresh in.
What?
What happened?
Was he in that?
Or was it the bike movie?
What? Brolin?
Never mind.
Go ahead.
We're watching a man lose his mind.
What's left of it.
What's left of it This next game is called
Ron Bennington's Adjusted for Inflation Bureau game
Oh hot damn there it is
Thank you
Oh there's a new Tito's for you
Don't even jokingly say it
It'll bring you one right on
You were kidding?
I mean yeah but I'll drink it.
You asked for it during the break.
Oh, no, this is number three.
So you were sort of kidding, I guess.
No, we'll see how this goes.
I got it.
All right.
Nailing it right off the start.
Yo, that didn't sound super confident.
Yeah, we'll see how it goes.
I got it.
Sup?
It's like hearing somebody say oops right after a starter's pistol.
All right.
All right, so this game,
I'm going to go to you individually,
and each round, a different person gets to go first,
so everybody gets a chance at going first,
but we're going to start with Anthony,
and then we'll go to Josh and then
Trey and
Anthony I'm going to name an actor
you get the first guess
movie that they've been in
that's in their top three
box office all time
domestic
adjusted for inflation.
According to Box Office Mojo.
Adjusted for inflation?
Domestic, not total box office.
Not worldwide, no.
That's a whole nother thing.
The less dialogue and the more Vin Diesel you have, the bigger a result you're going to get in foreign territory.
Yeah.
Okay, so for this first one, Anthony, what do you think is in Josh Brolin's top three?
Just one of them?
Yeah, you get to just guess one.
Goonies. You want to get number one,
of course. Goonies? You're going
with the Goonies? Yeah.
Okay, the Goonies.
Josh?
Any other Josh
Brolin?
You know,
I think I'll go Any other Josh Brolin? You know,
I think I'll go with Men in Black.
Two, three, four.
Part three?
Yeah.
Men in Black part three?
Yeah.
Trey?
No Country for Old Men.
Right?
No, I don't think so.
I think it's Goonies.
Well, it ain't thrashing.
Coming in at number one for Mr. Brolin, Avengers Age of Ultron.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, I know.
That's a tricky one.
What was he in that?
Because in Thanos.
And number two, Guardians of the Galaxy.
Mother.
Again, for his portrayal of Thanos.
But number three and worth one point, and that goes to Josh, Men in Black Part Three.
Keep laughing at me.
No country, real men.
I don't think it did that well at the box office.
I thought it did really well.
I thought that was one of those
word of mouth and it hung around for a while.
Meh, whatever.
Alright.
You guys clap for it.
Josh gets to start us off this time.
And you get to pick, hopefully, the number one box office hit of Mr. Javier Bardem.
Skyfall Trey what do you think
No country for old men
But shit man
Anthony
Skyfall's a really good pick.
Yeah, it was.
It was pretty awesome.
Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Men Tell No Tales.
Damn.
Good one.
I know Skyfall probably made more money than that.
All right, coming in at number three, Collateral.
Oh.
Yeah, right?
Coming in at number two, Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Men Tell No Tales.
So it's two points for Anthony.
But then, scoring a whopping three points with his Skyfall answer,
it's Josh Skyfall is number one.
Have I ever won a game before?
A slow your roll.
No, I don't mean the whole thing.
You think it's going to happen today?
I just mean this segment.
Any individual game?
Yeah, you probably won yelling out the title first game.
Throwing a donut at a target game.
Yeah, you're right.
You've really won some games.
For Javier Bardem coming in at number four,
just out of the range, no country for old men.
Yeah, it's quite a shame.
It's all right, guys.
We'll get them next time.
Well, this is your chance, Trey.
You can totally catch up.
Oh, yeah, I'm first.
You're in a tie for first
if you manage to name the number one movie
of Mr. Woody Harrelson.
Hmm.
I don't... What do you got?
No country for old men.
I like how you stuck with it the whole way, dude.
I love it.
Look.
Anthony?
The Hunger Games 2?
Mockingbird?
Is that the name of the second one?
No, that's three.
Mockingjay?
What?
You're in some rough area here.
If you think part two had Mockingjay in it.
Just back out slowly, dude.
You might not be able to work your way through this. We need the exact title.
Catching Fire.
Is that it? Hunger Games 2?
Catching Fire?
Okay, that's
enough.
Josh?
Wait, so
Hunger Games isn't the exact title?
Which one did you say?
Two. Huh?
Hunger Games Catching Fire.
Hunger Games Saga Catching Fire.
Whatever it's called.
Stop talking! Take your ass and the shovel out of the hole
and put the body in already.
I know that he was in some sort of animation
that probably sold a bunch of tickets,
but I can't fucking think of it.
This is a great theory you have.
So I'm going to go with the very first Hunger Games,
which is Hunger Games.
Okay.
Hummingbird.
I don't know what the fuck it's called.
Isn't it The Hunger Games?
Yeah, what's your final answer?
Now I don't know.
It's The Hunger Games.
Okay.
Coming in at number three.
The Hunger Games.
Mockingjay Part 1
That was number 3
Number 2
I don't know, did anybody get that right?
Nobody got that right
But number 2
Is The Hunger Games
That's me
So that's 2 more points
For Josh, so he's all the way up to six points.
Anthony would need four points to tie it,
but fortunately I think this answer is worth four points.
I'm just kidding.
He can't catch up to you, but he did have the number one.
The Hunger Games catching fire.
Catching fire.
That one made the most.
So there you have it, Josh.
You've won a game.
Holy shit.
Way to go, buddy.
There you go.
Proud of you.
You're doing pretty good.
But I find having one smart player
and one dumb one to play with
provides spoilers for the guy who's in the middle.
I can't decide
which one I am.
Oh, you can't?
You're the one that's winning, dummy.
But that just means you get to go first
in our final game of today.
And it cannot go without saying
that this game has been named after a gentleman for a while
who unfortunately passed away yesterday.
And so forevermore it will be called that name
and it will continue to be a loving tribute
to the late, great Harry Dean Stanton
yeah
who showed up
on this show once and if you haven't heard
it
it is available
we reposted it at the top
of the page on the Douglas
Movies page on iTunes
he was on with Paul Tompkins and Jen Kirkman
and I've reached out to
both of them to join me
on the show again real soon to
reminisce about that very
delightful
and strange night.
Yeah.
It's an interesting one.
And so
I'm going to get two names from the audience on this one today.
You've done this before, Josh, where there's more than one name just to, you know, hopefully make it easier for us to last.
And each of you have one lifeline.
Yours, Josh is Joss.
Trey's is a scary sewer clown.
Yep.
And I've already forgotten what was on Anthony's sign.
Owl.
What?
Owl.
Here, owl.
Oh, okay.
Big owl.
Big hero six owl. Yeah. Okay, okay. Big Al. Big Hero 6 Al.
Yeah.
Okay, great.
I've preselected a couple people.
Where is Velveeta Head?
Do you have a Velveeta Head or do you give Velveeta Head?
What?
Rich and creamy.
That's stupid. I'm sorry I'm sure the name makes perfect
sense to you okay no comment you reached
out to me on Twitter and said you have a
name for us today.
Scarjo.
Scarlett Johansson.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
She's in a bunch of movies that have a title, but then like that second little title.
Fellas are disappointed in that one, so we need some help still.
And there's someone out there who goes by the name Rah-merica?
Hey, that was two people.
Do you guys share an account?
Is one of you Rahm
and the other one Erica?
What does Rah-merica mean?
Ray-merica.
Ray-merica.
Apologies for seeing R-A and pronouncing
it raw.
But your name's Ray, is that why?
My last name's Raymer.
Your last name's Raymer, okay.
What's your suggestion for today, sir?
Michael Cera. Michael Cera.
Michael Cera.
All right.
I don't feel a lot
of love for that
one either.
No, we even got a
pfft from inside
of the room.
On the panel.
But we're going
to go ahead
and give it a go.
May I have a
fresh Tito's and
Soda Helium
Comedy Club?
Dear Helium Comedy Club, you are a gas.
And I need a bubbly drink.
Dude's yelling out through tagline.
This is so good.
It's not a show anymore.
It's a cult.
This is so good.
It's not a show anymore.
It's a cult.
Monday night's show is coincidentally on the 11th anniversary of the first episode of Doug Loves Movies.
Nice.
Yeah.
So we're going to celebrate with a real good one there in the old cricket room.
All right. Scarjo and Michael Cera. celebrate with a real good one there in the old cricket room. Alright.
Scarjo and Michael Cera.
I'm going to play along.
Josh won that last game so he gets to go first.
Then we'll go to Trey, Anthony,
me. Good luck everybody.
This is the end.
Michael Cera.
I thought you were just having a very
bleak outlook. I thought you were just having a very bleak outlook.
I thought you were just giving up.
Yeah, this is the end.
This is the end.
Okay.
Trey?
Oh, here we go.
Her.
Okay.
Huh?
Exactly. Yeah. That you. Huh? Exactly.
Yeah.
That's what I was saying
in the whole movie.
She was the voice of the
artificial intelligence thingy
and her.
I like that movie.
It's very depressing,
but I like it.
I'm going to go
Ghost in the Shell.
Yeah.
Speaking of depressing things
in life.
I didn't see that one.
Oh, I know.
There are movies he won't see.
I'll watch that shit on a plane, maybe.
Or I'll probably just watch a movie I like over again.
Oh, it's my turn.
I'll take a good ScarJo off the table.
Ghost World.
Superbad.
Again, you don't have to criticize your own performance.
You can just answer the question. Trey are you gonna give
Velveeta head to your microphone
what was that
perhaps
oh hey Lifeline
Ryan
Already?
Yeah yeah
No don't owe me
I know what I'm doing
Give him a good one Ryan
Full title
He says Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Yeah that was perfect
Because I couldn't figure
Remember the vs. The World part
That is tough
Yep
Alright so you're going
Scott Pilgrim vs.
the world.
Nice. Great work, you guys.
Thank you.
Say thank you, Ryan.
He just helped you.
Yeah, you're supposed to say thank you.
Oh, no, I did say thank you.
You're right.
That's funny to say thank you to someone
and then tell them, you say thank you.
We both say thank you.
I'm totally going to start doing that.
I think it's Anthony's turn.
I'm going to say Lucy.
Yes.
Of course.
I'm so glad he said that
because I was going to say Anna
because that's what I thought
the name of the movie was.
That was the one with the drugs.
You caught a break there.
Fuck.
You caught a break there.
Fuck.
I thought it was called Juno.
Well played.
Captain America Civil War.
Black Widow.
I gave her a little theme song.
Black Widow.
Little P-Funk.
Alright, Trey, you got this.
Captain America, the first Avenger.
Yeah.
She was in that? No, she wasn'tger? Yeah. Yeah. Is that right?
She was in that?
No, she wasn't in that.
She wasn't in the first Avenger?
Why would she be in that?
No, because it took place before she was born.
Oh, I thought there was some...
Never mind.
Yeah.
Winter Sol...
Shut up.
Got anything else?
Yeah, Winter Soldier.
Captain America, Winter Soldier.
Okay. else yeah winter soldier Captain America winter soldier okay do you think there's
more than one winter soldier huh he is the winter soldier Captain America Part 2, The Winter Soldier.
Why do you have to keep talking?
I get you right to where you need to be.
I'm kidding.
I'm totally kidding.
I mean, how many wrong answers does he have to give?
Captain America, The Winter Soldier.
You just cannot win today, so I will accept that.
Right on.
Anthony.
Lost in Translation.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, this is a title she stole from me.
I wanted to make something with this title about myself.
The Nanny Diaries.
Am I right, Manny Darko?
I'm going to go.
That'll be another good one for you, the Manny Diaries.
Oh, Avengers Age of Ultron.
Is that right?
Is that the name of it?
That's what I'm going with then Okay
It's Disney's Avengers Age
It's Disney's Marvel's
Alex's Jason and Debs
Stan Lee presents
Ron Bennington's
Last Man Stanton
Alright
Trey
No country for old men
Which one's in that?
Sarah
Sarah's definitely in that
Yeah
He plays the gun that Javier Barden
used.
Wow, he is versatile. Yeah, he is.
From Scott Pilgrim to
Cattle Gun.
Oh, Lord.
Whose turn is it? Oh, Anthony. Whose turn is it?
Oh, Anthony.
The Jungle Book.
Mm-hmm.
She plays the snake.
Trust in me.
Trust in me.
But they put her song in the end credits.
They didn't give it to her in the movie.
It's kind of sad. I like her singing in the end credits. They didn't give it to her in the movie. It's kind of sad.
I like her singing in her also.
She's a good singer.
She's a good singer.
She's no Sturgill Simpson.
Man, that boy's got a hell of a voice.
Good callback.
That's from the very first show I was on, I think.
I was trying to convince him to listen to Sturgill Simpson He wouldn't shut up about Sturgill Simpson
Still haven't listened
My life is perfect
Dude, no
Sturgill Simpson is amazing
Dude, I'm in the elevator
Why are you pinching me?
We're in the elevator yesterday
No, I know you're trying to talk to me, dude
I know, I get it
You're like
I got it, I got it I got it, I'm right here, to talk to me, dude. I know. I get it. Yeah. You're like, I got it. I got it.
I got it.
I'm right here.
Yeah.
I saw him at Radio City Music Hall on Thursday night before I flew out here.
And we're in the elevator.
I'm like, Doug, I saw Sterzo Simpson at Radio City.
And he just blank.
Yeah.
Nothing.
No.
Nothing.
Amazing, right?
Yes.
Yeah.
It was pretty fucking awesome.
All right. That's it. Is it my turn? Yes. Yeah, it was pretty fucking awesome. Alright, that's it.
Is it my turn?
No. Oh.
I was letting you go off about that
to give me some time to think.
Scarlett Johansson
was in a motion picture
called The Girl with the Pearl Earring.
Yeah?
What do you mean no?
Is part of it wrong?
Called out by the front row.
Yeah, she's in that.
Yeah, this guy in the front row
is really judging me.
Let's get him, you guys!
Are we?
All right.
Hey, what was the name of that book that Greg Barrett wrote?
If I told you, then you would have an answer that is possibly correct.
I might have to use my...
Hey, Joss.
You don't even remember where you grabbed...
All right.
What do you got for me?
The island
Yes
Scarlett Johansson
Running around with Ewan McGregor
On the island
Ewan McGregor
That's how you say that?
Alright
Iron Man 2
Yes
That's right Good call She is in Iron Man 2 Yes Yeah That's right
Good call
She is in Iron Man 2
She is also in
A movie
Called
I'm out
I love that we've just
Given up on Michael Cera
By the way
We've gone through like
Alright I'll give him
Some love
If you insist
He was in The Magic Cactus.
Yeah?
What?
On Netflix.
The Magic Cactus?
Yes.
That's some indie shit.
Yeah.
You know what's funny
is you really could say anything
and I'd be like,
okay.
Yeah, Magic Cactus. Yeah, magic cactus.
Yeah, magic cactus.
Yeah.
Okay.
I'm still racking my brain for that in the name of Barron's book.
It's something like.
Oh, I should have just said that.
I'll get it next time around.
Say no country for old men part two.
I think this is the end.
I'm going to go with... It's legit this time.
Yeah.
Ten things that women want that I hate about you.
It's one of those. It's one of those books.
Ten things that women
want that I hate and that I don't know how to do.
I mean, that's not a horrible
gag.
But that's
what I'm going with. What's the name? What are you sticking
with? Ten things that
women want that I hate about you.
That I... sticking with? Ten things that women want that I hate about you.
What's the name of a book?
What's the name?
How to lose a date in ten things
that I hate
about you.
How to lose a woman in ten dates when I hate about How to Yeah
Lose a woman in ten dates
When I hate them
I hate about you
What is it?
You must love dogs
On the road to Terabith
No no
Rodanthe
Yeah
Eat
Pray
Tell me the answer
That's That's not how this works You're just out Eat, pray, tell me the answer.
That's not how this works.
You're just out.
Because that answer was incorrect.
Even though it included all titles.
It's pretty amazing that he didn't hit one in there.
You gotta be more specific.
Part two.
Alright, Anthony.
She's Just Not That Into You?
What?
Isn't that the name of the book?
She's Just Not That Into You?
He's Just Not That Into You? He's Just Not That Into You?
It's just you guys.
What are you going with?
He's Just Not That Into You.
All right.
It's not really fair if the audience corrects you.
I would have said no.
And then I would have said it correctly
and won the game.
Now I got to come up with another fucking.
Oh, oh.
Michael Cera was in Youth in Revolt.
Wow.
There he was.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Where'd that come from?
This is out of nowhere.
It just went into my head and said,
say this!
My head doesn't work like that.
It does, but...
I try to picture posters and stuff.
He plays kind of like a really
different character in that one.
Mustache, yeah.
You got anything else, Anthony?
The other Boyle girl.
She wasn't in that?
You got some actual
booze on that one.
I'll go with my lifeline on this one.
Oh, okay. I don't know if that's
fair after you've
fucked up already.
Now, where's your lifeline at?
Hey, what do you got there, dude?
Don John?
Don John, yeah.
Don John.
Good one.
Yeah.
Yes.
She didn't like that her boyfriend
watched porn.
She was not having it.
She appeared in a
Coen Brothers motion picture
shot in black and white
called The Man Who Wasn't There.
Anthony?
Hail Caesar
God damn it
As soon as I was describing that movie
I was like he's gonna figure out the other one now
So I'm gonna have to go deeper
I'm gonna have to go deeper.
I'm gonna have to go and say
Match Point.
That's not the score.
That's the name of a movie.
Scoop.
God damn it!
A scoop.
God damn it!
Wow!
This is getting personal.
This is getting so personal.
It's awesome.
By the way, how did that third drink go down?
Oh, smooth. Javier Bardem.
Javier Bardem, you alter hell!
Mother! Mother! Mother!
Mother!
Mother!
Oh, shit.
Do you have any more, Anthony?
I think I'm pretty close to tap out,
but if you have another film that she was in, like a director's two movies, I like this kind of...
I know, right?
I keep setting it up, but...
I know there's definitely more, but...
Oh, you sons of bitches.
She was in a movie with our pal Topher Grace called In Good Company
Wow
Never worked with that director again
No help
I think I'm tapped out.
But you know what you are?
The winner.
Let's hear it for him.
First time guest.
First time winner.
Wait.
Fucking nerd.
Did you do the title of Barron's book?
He's just not that into you? Oh. Yeah. Did you do the title of Barron's book?
He's Just Not That Into You?
Oh, yeah.
Wait, so then when we were saying it out loud,
you didn't recognize it? I had no idea what you were saying.
I was waiting for, he's just not that 10 date into you.
I thought that's what it was, but it's okay.
That explains it.
Have you figured out who the dumb one is yet? Yep.
It's getting clearer and clearer.
I really thought it was me.
What did we miss for
Scar Jo and Michael Cera?
What?
Iron Man 3.
Iron Man 3.
I don't know that one
I can't tell what anybody's saying
Iron Man 3 I heard
Oh she's raising her hand
You gotta ask her
She actually raised her hand
Yes you raising your hand
Spirit
Oh it's a fucking horse movie.
My man was super disappointed.
That's the way he said it.
Yeah.
Horse?
Horse movie?
The horse movie?
Oh, my God.
Nick ignores Infinite Playlists.
Home Alone 3.
Who's in that?
Scarlett is?
Little cutie.
Oh, was she in...
She was in...
The Horse Whisperer.
Yeah.
Which one?
We Bought a Zoo.
We Bought a Zoo.
We fucking bought a zoo.
One of the greatest titles of all time. Under the Skin. We bought a zoo. We bought a zoo. We fucking bought a zoo.
One of the greatest titles of all time.
Under the Skin.
Yeah, you watched that one a few times, I bet.
Wow.
Is that the clown dude who screamed that? I hear she just walks around naked.
I've never seen it, but I hear she's naked a lot in it.
Vicky Cristina Barcelona is a great one.
Javier Bardem.
Javier Bardem.
Bardem it.
Bardem.
Bardem.
Huh?
The Lego Batman movie.
Michael Cera. That's right.
I am going to
punish myself for that one.
I am going to punish myself for that one.
Pass down your name tags.
Not you, Anthony.
You're the winner.
Was that the napkin that came with yours? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, cool.
And the person that Anthony was playing for,
come get your prizes.
Come up here, Big here, Al.
Hi, guys. How are you? Good to see you, man.
Shit fell over.
It's very heavy, so hold it from
the bottom probably is a good...
Yeah, be careful. All right, dude.
You got it, man. Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Dude hates horse movies.
Josh, you're going to be doing two shows here tonight, correct?
Two shows here tonight, 7.30 and 10.
And I'll tell you what, for anybody who wants to come to either one of those shows,
I will give whoever came to this show, we'll give you a two-for-one ticket.
So if you want to come, you buy one ticket and then you can bring somebody for free.
How do they prove that they were here?
Just say you were here.
Oh, I like this system.
Let's everybody tweet that out.
Super high tech.
Just show up and say you were at Douglas movies.
You were probably also given a ticket, right?
So you could do that too.
Or you could just say you were here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
We're going to go by the honor system.
Yeah.
And get some people in here to enjoy your show tonight.
It'll be fun.
You're having fun here, right?
Yeah, I love this club.
Such a great club.
I love this club.
All right.
Well, thank you for being here, dude.
Trey?
I got my monthly show in New York for any New York listeners.
And then the next big one I'm stoked about is November 10th and 11th down in the Velveeta Room in Austin, which is one of the rooms I started in.
And that's a shit ton of fun, man.
It's teeny and it's on 6th Street.
So you just get like drunken idiots coming in off of 6th Street and it turns into a pretty awesome show usually.
Can I promote also my podcast?
I do a podcast with Freddie Prinze Jr.
called Prince and the Wolf. It's a good time.
So check it out. It's a good one. It's on iTunes.
Right on.
Somebody over there loves it.
Oh yeah, but then check out my website. It's TreyGallion.com.
I changed my Twitter to TreyGallion,
at TreyGallion, so it's not at TreySucks anymore.
I think it's a smart career move for you.
That's fair.
That's a fair cop.
Excellent.
All right, thanks, dude.
And all that, yeah.
Yeah, very cool.
And Anthony Lopez, our winner today.
Hey.
Great first appearance.
Where and when can people come see you?
I run an awesome weekly show here in Portland every Thursday at 8 at Ford's Food and Drink.
It's called Earthquake Hurricane.
It's a great show.
Come out to that every Thursday at 8 at Ford's Food and Drink. It's called Earthquake Hurricane. It's a great show. Come out to that every Thursday.
Follow me on Twitter at AnthonyLopezPT2.
Like AnthonyLopezPT2.
Alright, thanks dude.
DouglovesMovies is coming
to the Atlanta area
at the Variety Theater on Saturday,
October 15th at 420.
Thank you to Helium Comedy Club for hosting us again
and to everyone who came out here in Portland
on this beautiful, sunny, but kind of smoky day.
Goddamn, you know, it didn't come up as either of the shitheads,
but Wildfires and the idiots who start them
would be a good shithead.
but wildfires and the idiots who start them would be a good shithead.
We'd probably have half our wildfires
if we just stopped having kids.
And one more time for all my guests,
Josh Wolf, Trey Gallion,
and Anthony Lopez.
And as always, mandatory staff meetings that are uninformative, which is all of them, are a shithead.
And flat earthers are a shithead.
Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie
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